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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

.We need to find Jindiao

.But we're not dragons .We can't fly

?NU HAI: Who says we can't

.Remember what Bunnidharma said

The Spirit Realm doesn't follow" ".the rules of our world

[PO CHUCKLES]

[ROARING]

,All right, Po !time for ramming speed

[GROANING]

You need to learn .when to give up

.Full disclosure I was always .a terrible student

!Yee-haw

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[LAUGHING]

?What

!Whoa! Killer plot twist

How did you get ?your hero chi back

.Long story .Gonna have to wait !Scatter

I'll distract .Tall, Dark and Ugly

You kids get your .Four Constellations on

[EXCLAIMS]

Let's put some .extra stank on this

[YELLING]

[ROARING]

Whoo-doggy, that is some ripe breath .you got there

Maybe it's time for a little floss ?or a tasty mint

.Or some panda

!NU HAI: Now

.Pose for the pretty picture

[PO YELLING]

,That's not good !bubba.Let's go

[BOTH GASP]

!NU HAI: Hurry up

[STRAINING]

[WHIMPERING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

[GRUNTS]

[JINDIAO GROANING]

[PO YELLING]

.Oh, great [GROANS]

!The freakin' dragon guy again

[STRAINING]

[GROANING]

!GASPS] Whoa] .My Hero Chi. It's back

,Oh, yeah ...baby, it's on

[YELPING]

[ALL SHRIEKING]

[GROANS]

[GASPS]

[GROWLING]

Is it too late to go back ?to the Spirit Realm

.We're fine .This is fine

.Because I've got a plan

!Surrender, Jindiao

?That was your plan

Well, it was .worth a shot [CHUCKLES]

[ALL YELLING]

!Master Po ?What do we do

.Good old plan B

.We fight him

[ROARING]

[YELLING]

[GRUNTS]

[PO YELPING]

[YELLING]

[GROWLS] !MEI MEI: Cut! Cut

I gots me .a hostage

,Listen here .you giant leather handbag

.Get the heck outta my village .Or your girl gets it

!JINDIAO: No

!Please

!I'll do anything you say

Mmm-hmm. That's what .I thought, you basic

[JINDIAO ROARS] [GRUNTS]

.Oh, that's cold, man

[CHUCKLING]

Did you really think ?she meant anything to me

Now, before I'm forced ,to hurt anyone else

perhaps a moment ?of reflection. Hmm

.I'll go first

I think we've all gotten off .on the wrong foot

,My friends, I am here ,not as an oppressor

.but as an ally

I wish to return you pandas ,to your rightful place

as the Guardians .of the Wellspring .To rule by my side

To live like royalty .in your ancestral homeland

.Untold riches. Security

And all the food .you could ever eat

.No longer hiding .Or living in fear

You will reign over the land

.as masters of your own destiny

.Imagine it

Heaven and Earth .merging to become one

.It can happen

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

,JINDIAO: All that can be yours

once we've dealt .with one teensy little detail

Well, this seems like a good time

to take a huge .gulp of water

All you must do to have everything you've ever wanted

is turn the four panda children .over to me

?SPITTING] What]

[WHIMPERING] Why are villains ?so mean

These children have always been .troublemakers and outsiders

They've never truly been

.a part of this village

Surely, sacrificing the children is a small price to pay

to make all .your dreams come true

[GASPS]

!Oh, come on

Don't tell me you guys !are actually considering this

?What if we say no

.Simple

I wipe this entire village .off the map

[CHUCKLES]

[GASPS]

Folks, clearly, it would be ridiculous and irresponsible

.to reject Jindiao's offer

[ALL GASP] ?Dad

.But the answer is no

[ALL GASPING]

[WAILS]

?Huh ?Are you kidding me

Really? I totally would've taken .that deal

Your offer is ,very generous, Jindiao

.but pandas don't need riches

I'll take any riches .they don't want

We've already got everything we need

.right here in Panda Village

.Because pandas stick together

,If one panda's in trouble

all of the pandas .are in trouble

VILLAGERS MURMURING] [IN AGREEMENT

So you can take your little deal

...and stick it up your

.Nose holes

You'd be so stupid

as to throw away your lives

to save these ?little delinquents

[PAN CLANGING]

Who said anything ?about throwing our lives away

We're gonna stomp !your scaly butt, pal

[VILLAGERS CHEERING]

You can't take !these kids

.You cannot win

.Yes, we can

.We are pandas

.We are warriors

And even though we forgot who we truly were ,over the years

we are the Guardians .of the Wellspring

!Zhizhu, now

?Did somebody say Zhizhu

[ROARING]

[GRUNTS]

[SOLDIERS GRUNTING]

!Get me out of here! Now

!We've got to blast Jindiao now

?Where's the Spirit Urn

I don't even know .if we can do it

,This far from the Wellspring

we'll never have .enough chi power

[RINGING]

[BOTH GASPING]

!Oh, oh

Maybe we can use the power of the villagers the same way !we'd use the Wellspring

[ROARS]

[GRUNTING]

[GROANING]

I think it might !actually be working

And I think I just tinkled a little in !my burlap jean shorts

Son! Don't you need ?that, uh, Spirit Urn

!MR. PING: Cart attack

[YELLING]

!Whoa, whoa. Whoa

[MR. PING YELLING]

You guys gotta blast Jindiao's soul .out of his body

.I'll get the Urn

[YELLING]

[GRUNTS]

[MUFFLED SHOUTING]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTING]

[GROANING]

!Huzzah

[SHRIEKS]

[GROANING]

!Give me that

[GROANS]

!Oh... gotcha

But where's ?the flippin' Spirit Urn

[GROANS]

!Oh, no

!PO: Huzzah

[Ha-ha! [GASPS

!HUIFANG: Got it

And I'm the last one .that's ever gonna touch it

!Buh-bye, Spirit Urn

[LAUGHS]

[GRUNTS] [GASPS]

[PANTING]

!PO: Oh, no

[GRUNTS]

[JADE TUSK GRUNTS]

[PANTING]

[ROCK CRACKING]

[GRUNTS]

?Huh

[PANTING, STRAINING]

?Jade Tusk

...You have to

.stop Jindiao

!Oh, right! Talk later

[ROARING]

,Everyone, on my signal

!give it all ya got

[GROANING]

!Now

!No

[GRUNTING]

[VILLAGERS EXCLAIMING]

!VILLAGER: My goodness .Whoa

[LAUGHING]

?Why

I have done horrible things .in Jindiao's name

And now I realize

.I meant nothing to him

[SHUDDERS]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GROANS]

.You saved my life

After I almost .destroyed yours

?Why

.We're pandas

.We help anybody who needs it

,Heck-to-the-yes !that's how we do

.Yeah, we're a real treat

You are welcome to stay in Panda Village .for as long as you need to

The world is lucky .to have heroes like you

So, where do ?you go now

.I don't know

I've been Jindiao's student .for as long as I can remember

I must find out .who I am without him

Sounds like somebody's in the market .for a new hobby

Ooh, my Aunt Feng has found composting .to be quite rewarding

For now, I must get back and make sure my fellow monks .are taken care of

Perhaps with Jindiao ,out of the picture

the Poison Clan .can be rebuilt

,Better, stronger .and kinder

,Did we do it ?Master Po

?Is it over

We still got .one thing left to do

[BUBBLING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

,Ladies and gentlemen

we are here to honor the heroes .who saved Panda Village

Let's give a big round ,of applause to Nu Hai

.Bao, Jing and Fan Tong

!They're my son's students

!GIGGLES] My son]

.The Dragon Master ?Can you believe it [GIGGLING]

...Did I mention that

,Okay, Pops .wrap it up

!Yeah, wrap it up

My sweet buns .are getting soggy

,Without further ado

hold on to your hats !and glasses, folks

!Here we go

[CLEARS THROAT]

?Huh [CLEARS THROAT]

[ALL GASPING]

[ALL GASPING]

[ALL GROANING]

...CLEARS THROAT] Uh]

,These are, uh .just placeholders

,The real, full-sized

impressive statues .will be here a little later

Uh, when we hire an artisan .to carve them from stone

And also find a place .to get giant hunks of stone

!Oh, please

?Uh... Who's hungry

[RUMBLING]

[CHEERING]

[SLURPING]

Wow. I would not want .to be that buffet right now

Yeah, the whole village is really going .beast mode on that

.They're celebrating you

Mmm. That's a fun ?change of pace, huh

.Good job, us

Yeah, whoo-hoo .or whatever

PO: Hey, it's not every day

that you save the world .from a massive evil dragon god

.Don't forget that 'Cause that would've .been a bummer

,I mean, if Jindiao, you know had enslaved the entire world .in fire and fury

Do you think ?he's really gone

If Bunnidharma's incoherent ramblings ,were accurate

ol' J.D.'s not coming back .from where we sent him

YAOGUAI: So I tell the Grand Inquisitor

I must return to my wife

before she has .fully risen from her cocoon

[GOBBLING]

,Our neighbor, Ragnar

has long coveted the sweet perfume .of her bile duct

[CHOMPS]

And he would like nothing more

than to bind her seven hooves

.and claim her as his own

:LOUD RUDE VULTURE .Oh, I don't trust that Ragnar

.I'll tell you that

!Not one bit

Hey, you wanna ,weigh in on this ?roomie

JINDIAO: What I want is for both of you .to stop talking

.Forever. Ever. Ever

!SHOUTING] Ever]

:LOUD RUDE VULTURE Ooh. Somebody got up on the wrong side

of the cursed mystical jar [this morning. [CHUCKLES

JINDIAO: I need you .to stop talking

,LOUD RUDE VULTURE: So like, which side of the bucket ?do you want to sleep on

.Also, I snore now

.Hope that's not a problem

,JINDIAO: Shut up !shut up, shut up

[LAUGHING]

?Anyway, where was I

!Oh, right

.My wife's bile duct

...There was a way that she

The universe, once again

feels as though it is .in the proper balance

Yes, Jindiao will .suffer for his crimes

And you can .forgive yourself

Not many receive ,second chances

but you did an amazing thing .with yours

.Thank you, my old friend

Now, to more .important matters

What is it exactly that we do ?all day up here

Oh. We mostly bask in the warm glow

of everlasting ,enlightenment

dwelling blissfully .in the eternal now

.And, you know, naps

BUNNIDHARMA: Ah, I think .I could get used to this

[STUDENTS GRUNTING]

[GIGGLES]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Son, your students .are looking pretty good

Seems like you're a natural .at this teaching thing

.Thanks, Dad

,MR. PING: Yeah and even if

you fail miserably ,as a Kung Fu teacher

you still have the awful hours and bad pay

of the noodle shop .to fall back on

.Uh... Thanks, Dad

Anybody can do .Kung Fu! Watch

!YELLS] Ouch]

?Dad! Are you okay

MR. PING: Just a little .broken skull .It's nothing

I like my vision .a little blurry like this

[WHISTLES]

.Mmm-hmm

,Okay. Looking great .everybody

You know, now seems like as good a time as any

for an epic .Dragon Master Pep Talk

[STUDENTS SIGH]

.A D.M.P.T

Something that puts everything we've all been through

over the last few weeks ?into perspective, you know

Wraps it all up .neatly. In a bow

,A thematic bow

,that just makes you go

Wow, I'm leaving" this experience .deeply changed

And in ways maybe" ".I didn't expect

,See, kids ...a wise sage once said

,Holy crap .it's a long way up here

,What's going on ?Grandma

You kiddos are hot stuff .all over China

Everybody's heard about what you did and now .they want your help

[ALL GASPING]

!GIGGLING] Ooh]

There's a demon haunting an ancient temple .on Mount Cangyan

?We should go there, right

Hey, sky pirates have hijacked .a dirigible full of gold

?What's a dirigible

?JING: Who cares

.It's full of gold .And there's pirates to beat up

!Ooh, I got a good one, too

Seems this lady here .can't find her glasses

I bet they're on .the top of her head

[CHUCKLES]

Is this how it's ,gonna be now ?Master Po

It sure was .for the Furious Five

Welcome to .being a hero

Folks all over will be coming out of the woodwork .needing your help

,So what do we do ?Master Po

.Um, we help them

I'm so gonna be .famous off of this

Since we're gonna be ,in the public eye ?should I frost my tips

[ALL SIGHING] !Bao

BAO: Or start wearing ?guy-liner, maybe .I don't know

Just something to let everyone know .I'm the bad boy of the team

[BIRDS SQUAWKING]

[TORCH HISSING]

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