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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

ZHIZHU: Long ago ,in the time before now ...there was the Wellspring

,an endless fount of power

the source .from which all chi flows

.It was protected by the Pandas who lived above it

Powered by ,the Wellspring itself

they were known .as The Panda Guardians

But when it was threatened ,by Dragon Master Jindiao

the Original Four Constellations ...hid the Wellspring

sealing it off in the last place .Jindiao would ever look

But with the Wellspring ,locked away

the Pandas' connection ,to it was broken

and their Guardian Chi .ceased to flow

,Over generations the Pandas forgot they were ever its guardians

or that the Wellspring .existed at all

.But Jindiao hasn't forgotten

And when he comes ,for the Wellspring again

,and he will .you must be ready

,Grandma as the oldest member of Panda Village

does any of this ?ring a bell

.It was a thousand years ago

How freaking old ?do you think I am

.I gotta take a nap

.Oh! Yes Could you repeat ?everything you just said

I was distracted .by all of your eyes

[SIGHS]

"If it isn't "Former Dragon Master Po

.and his former students

[GRUNTING]

.I thought I smelled rat breath

[SLURPS]

.Yes, repulsive habit, I agree

Unfortunate result of sharing a body

with the loathsome vulture spirit .that came with it

?How did you find us

[CHUCKLES] .Funny story

First, we went .to the wrong house

,You should've heard that family

,they were all "What?" and "Ahh" "...and "Don't hurt

.And Bunnidharma

.Good to see you

,And right on time .for a change

,I'm not afraid of you .Jindiao

,Sorry to interrupt

but I've got a busy schedule

that includes stealing ,the chi of these children

.and destroying their Master

,But before we begin

I believe you have something .I want

.Give me the urn

...STUTTERS] You mean]

.No

?This

!Got it

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMS, WHIMPERS]

[GRUNTING]

!JINDIAO: Enough

[KIDS WHIMPERING]

,Ah, so delicate

.yet so powerful

I can feel its power ,coursing through me

filling me with an urge to reconsider .everything I stand for

!No

[PO AND KIDS GRUNTING]

[BUNNIDHARMA GASPS]

Now there's nothing .to stop my rise to power

?GRANDMA: Panda Guardians ?Magical Wellsprings

That story sounds as fake .as most of my teeth

.ZHIZHU: But it's true

It was I who helped the Pandas get in touch

with their Guardian Chi .in the first place

?Can I just say .You look great for your age

Oh, I'm obsessive .about moisturizing

You pandas were .once great warriors

And it's crucial that you reconnect

.with your Guardian Chi .Yeah, right

The fate of the world .lies in your paws

[MR. PING GASPS]

[LAUGHING]

ZHIZHU: I see someone understands the severity .of the situation

I was just trying not to blow out my cloaca at the idea

of Panda Warriors .with super powers

Unless their super power .is eating their feelings

I hate to agree ,with the annoying bird .but I do

,Aside from Po

,who, let's face it ,is just a weird exception

we pandas are .not built for fighting

I'm a lover .not a fighter

I once killed a plate .of dumplings

.Wait just a minute

Don't you remember when we banded together

?and used our chi to defeat Kai

That only worked because we had Dragon Master Po .with us

We can't fight .without his help

But we don't know .where Po is

,For all we know .he may need our help

I don't know ,about you

but I believe .the sticky insect

Technically ,I'm an arachnid

.but go on

,Sure, we're cute .cuddly dumpling eaters

But just because ,that's all we know

that doesn't mean .that's all we are

:FEMALE PANDA VILLAGER .GASPS] Oh]

[VILLAGERS GASPING]

?WHOOPS] You see]

:GRANDMA ,Hey, Panda Guardian

.guard yourself from this

!Chi block

[COUGHING]

.It's a start

.We'll work on the timing

[ALL CHEERING]

!So let's get started

I'm not gonna stand here

watching you idiots .play with your chi

.I'm going to go find Po

[JING GRUNTING]

I can't get my !dang chi to work

He must have .warded the shackles

Master, now that ,the urn is destroyed

what shall we do ?with the prisoners

.I need the children

,Once I absorb their chi

I will finally be strong enough .to access the Wellspring

,As for the long-eared fool

.release him [BUNNIDHARMA GRUNTS]

Let him walk the earth another 1,000 years

to obsess over .his failures

.I am sorry I failed you

[GRUNTING]

[SIGHS]

[CRYING SOFTLY]

[SIGHS]

!That's okay

.No, it's not ,I know

but I'm never sure what to say .in these situations

.None of this is okay

[GRUNTING]

[YELLS]

,A little warning

,if you are naughty again

I will destroy every panda .within a thousand miles

...As for Po

[GRUNTS]

,Listen up, children

for a teachable moment .from a real Dragon Master

,Sometimes in life you encounter those

who claim to offer ,strength and wisdom

but in the end are nothing more than impostors

who make promises .they cannot keep

Now, one could punish these fake heroes .with pain and humiliation

,But as fun as that sounds

the best course of action

is what one would do .to a common fly

?Let it go

!No! Swat it down

[JINDIAO YELLS]

!Po

[GASPS]

[ALL SCREAM]

[ANNOYED GRUNT]

.That was a waste of good chi

.Okay, okay .We can fix this

[GROANS]

.No, Po

.It is my time to pass

.But do not be sad

.I am ready

.Come closer, Po

.Closer

?GRUNTS] Ow! Seriously]

.I'm pre-grieving

!Stop crying, and get to work

.I have fulfilled my destiny

But the universe .is not done with you

.Thank you, Bunnidharma

Get Jindiao and the children

to the Temple .of the Constellations

You'll know what to do .when you get there

...ECHOING] When you get there]

.Hmm

[SIGHS]

Oh, my, that was ,an unexpected treat [wasn't it? [LAUGHS

.You're a monster

.Thank you

,Now then

?whose chi to take first

?Eeny, meeny, miney... Po

If I tell you ,where the Wellspring is

?will you spare their lives

?What did you say

?What is he doing

A trade. Their lives for the location .of the Wellspring

.I'm listening

Don't tell him .anything

It's locked in a peach statue

in the Temple .of the Four Constellations

FAN TONG: Is this ?really happening

But you'll never access it

...if you destroy them because

,Master Po .please, don't

they're the only ones... .who know how to unlock it

.Oh, this does change things

To the Temple .of the Four Constellations

?Why trust him

.I don't

,But without the Spirit Urn

.they have no power over me

,And if Po is telling the truth

.it'll be worth the trip

Meditation is the .foundation of chi

A Panda Guardian must start .with an empty mind

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

I think those two .can skip this lesson

Guardian Chi can only function

when practiced .in an atmosphere of trust

...Now, Mei Mei

[WHOOPING]

.This is called a trust fall

...When I say the word .I know how this works

,I close my eyes and fall

!and then you catch me

.Aah. Oh

,Strength is important

but it is nothing .without flexibility

.Now let's see what you've got

!Flabbergast me

[BOTH STRAINING]

[GRUNTS]

!Bravo

That is a very .impressive splits display

?What display

.My pelvis gave out

The ancient Masters cultivated ".the "Skill of Light Body

They could run across snowy peaks without .leaving a footprint

[LI GRUNTS]

.Look, Zhizhu, I'm doing it

.It's like I'm flying

!Woo-hoo-hoo

[LI GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

.Master Po ?What's the play here

Do we break out of these shackles

?and fight these guys

The plan is to follow Dragon Master Jindiao

!and do as he says

!Oh! Po

.That is so not the plan

But why are we leading Jindiao ?to the Wellspring

,Call me crazy .but this seems crazy

!Oh, oh! Oh, oh

.My poor boy .I have to do something

,Yeah. Once he accesses it

.he'll be unstoppable

I really hope you haven't lost .your marbles, Master Po

,But just between us ?have you

There's something .you don't know

Back when you guys were in the Spirit Realm

,getting your chi game on

Bunnidharma felt .Jindiao's presence

,So he prepared

.by swapping out the Spirit Urn with a phony

Because that bunny .was a shrewd dude

So, if Jindiao didn't break ,the real Spirit Urn

?where is it !Shh-shh-shh

.Great question, Nu Hai

?Pretty radical, is it not

So, when we're ,at the Wellspring

you guys'll do ,your form thing

,and I'll whip out the urn

[and blammo! [GRUNTS

,WHISPERING] Blammo] .that birdbrain will be toast

[MR. PING SCREAMING]

.ZHIZHU: Hmm

[GASPS] [MR. PING EXCLAIMING]

[GASPS]

Jindiao has Po .and the children

And they're heading to the Temple !of the Four Constellations

.Now? But we're not ready

How much more time ?do you need

[STUTTERS] How long did it take ?our ancestors to learn

?Two, three days

.Seven years

?STUTTERS] Seven years]

ZHIZHU: But they were .very fast learners

.I have been so wrong

.We're not warriors

,We really are just cute .cuddly dumpling eaters

[CRYING]

Oh, I can't believe .my tiny ears

You are one of two fathers .of the Dragon Master

Admittedly, the less handsome .of the two, but still

You know as well as I do that I had nothing to do

with Po becoming .the Dragon Master

CRYING] Anything he's achieved] ...has been in spite of

.I can't listen to you anymore

I'm an old bird whose only weapon .is a soup ladle

I have no fighting skills .whatsoever

,But you said yourself

Just because" ,that's all we know

doesn't mean" ".that's all we are

,So, chi or no chi

,I know one thing for sure

.our son needs help

And I intend .to give it to him

[MUFFLED] ?You're right.What

[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

".I said, "You're right

Whether we are ready or not

we are still .the Panda Guardians

Sometimes it takes a goose .to remind a panda who he is

.You're welcome

Now let's go to the temple .and save our Po

There's no time .to go through the tunnels .It'll take too long

Arachnid, spin me the longest .and strongest thread you have

!You've got it

I know we barely ,know each other

but I'm going to need you .to hold my legs

!MR. PING: Oh

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[SCREAMING]

[BOTH STRAINING]

,Now, children ,be good little pandas

and take your positions .on the pedestals before you

[MR. PING PANTING]

.A direct line to the temple

".As the Goose flies"

.I'm impressed

.That took a lot of energy

I just spun 1,000 meters of web

,out of my butt spinnerets ?and you're tired

!Pandas, to the Temple

,MEI MEI: Okay but what do we do ?when we get there

!I have no idea

I'm making this up .as we go along

[WHOOPS]

[GRUNTING]

I have waited 1,000 years .for this moment

,There is so much I want to say

but I think I'll wait to say it .in my dragon voice

,Now, I command you ,Constellations

!open the Wellspring

!Yes. Yes

.LI: There must be a way in

?Po! Are you there

!It's your dads

!Tell Jindiao to let us in

!Cart's here too

I'm sure the world's most evil being

.will respond to that

.She's right .I'll handle this

Jindiao! I insist you open the door !this instant

!This is one of Po's fathers

Well, I'm guessing .it'll take him a minute

.Seems like a large space

[GASPS]

[PANDAS GASPING]

Oh, boy. Now this .feels like something

.Maybe our chi can open the cave

?Why isn't it working

.GRANDMA: Beats me

Maybe we should try .the entrance over there

.Oh, Master Your godly power .is imminent

It's more breathtaking .than I remember

And now, I shall take !what is rightfully mine

[WHITE TIGER GROWLS]

,I don't think so !you dirty bird

[JINDIAO GRUNTING]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTING]

!No

.Master Po, the urn

?What urn !There is no urn

.Yeah, oh, you're right

.Oh, wait

[VOCALIZING]

!But I destroyed it

!I saw it with my own eyes

!YELLS] Ow! Ow]

[GASPS]

!Chi block

!Whoa

[GRUNTS]

?Oh, my. Did you see that

!Let me try

If I knew being a Guardian ,was so fun

I'd have remembered it .years ago

[GRUNTING]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[GROWLS]

[GRUNTS] [GROANS]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[PO YELLS]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

[GROANING]

!I command you, release me

[BOTH STRAINING]

[GRUNTING]

YELPS] This thing's] .got serious torque

?Jade Tusk

.Not now, Huifang

...But .I said, not now

Okay, I guess I'll tell you later

about the army .of pandas coming in

?What [GRUNTS]

[JINDIAO GROANING]

.This is for Bunnidharma

This is for stealing .Master Po's hero chi

This is for .not being very nice

!And this is for me

[SCREAMING]

.I think we did it

!I think he's gone

.I can't believe it's over

Phew! Saving the world .sure is exhausting

,I'd fist-pound you right now

.if only I could raise my fist

!Ha! We got you, Jindiao

[LAUGHS]

?VOICE IN URN: Who's Jindiao ?And where am I

?Uh, who's that

[JINDIAO LAUGHING]

.It can't be

JINDIAO: Did you really think your idiotic little trick ?would work

I thought it had .a pretty good chance

JINDIAO: You almost .caught me off-guard

Who knew that my repulsive roommate

?would come in so handy

It was so easy

to send that annoying vulture ,into the urn in my place

freeing my own spirit

to return to its rightful !and glorious form

[GASPS]

[JINDIAO LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

!Come on, let's get out of here

!I can't move, Master Po

.Don't let your fear stop you

!It's not my fear

!I can't move

!Me neither

...Master Po! Help

[WHIMPERING]

[GASPS]

[JINDIAO LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

!The Panda Guardians are here

!You're too late

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

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