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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[WIND WHISTLING]

.PO: Mmm-hmm

?How could he have escaped

.PO: I don't know

JING: Maybe if it hadn't taken us so long .to get up here, Fan Tong

.I'm sorry I kept having to stop .and go to the bathroom

Should probably just .start wearing a diaper [CHUCKLES]

,BUNNIDHARMA: Wow we've really dodged .an arrow here

!I mean, really

?What are you talking about

Yeah, BD, we're gonna .need you to elaborate

.Give us the deats

I don't know .how to use the Spirit Urn

.I just know how to bring it

!That could have been very bad

?ALL: What

Might have been !good to know beforehand

[SIGHS]

All right, any idea ?who does know how to use it

.The Four Constellations

,News flash, genius they've been dead !for a thousand years

[GRUNTS]- ?I know, right-

Now, you have to find them in the Spirit Realm, and ask

.for yourself

[JADE TUSK GRUNTS]

[MOANS]

Get that foul stench !away from me

,GRUNTS] Master] ?how are you feeling

I'd be feeling ,a lot better, Jade Tusk

if I had the chi .of the Four Constellations

.I am sorry

There was no way of keeping track of the children

.in the avalanche

I... I was .nearly killed myself

.No, you were incompetent

!Incompetent

,Unfortunately

we have a more pressing matter .to deal with

Last night I felt a concerning chi presence

I haven't come across .in nearly a thousand years

[GRUNTING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[JINDIAO GASPS]

.STUTTERS] It can't be]

[SCREAMS]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

But if the rabbit is alive somehow ...he could

!Find him

[KETTLE WHISTLING]

[SNIFFING]

.Ah

[BUNNIDHARMA HUMMING]

[COUGHING]

So, how long ,does this whole

you know, ritual to get to the Spirit Realm ?take exactly

We're kind of .on a tight schedge

That's short for schedule 'cause schedule took ...too long to say? So I

.We haven't even started

I've been wanting to get rid ,of this tea for ages

and the powder is because you all smell .like stinky tofu

.No offense- [GRUNTS]-

,To return to the heavens .you will close your eyes

,And when you close your eyes

,you will raise your arms

,breathing calmly

.to release your mind

.Whoa

.Let us begin

[GRUNTING]

[SQUEAKS]

[BUNNIDHARMA HUMMING]

[GRUNTS]

[SLURPS]

[GRUNTS IN DISGUST]

.LAOSHU: Appointment only

JADE TUSK: I come ,on behalf of my master

who also happens to be .your most valuable client

,For you .I make exception

I need to know the whereabouts .of an ancient sage

.First name, Bunni .Last name, Dharma

.Doesn't ring a gong

,Interesting

because, to sustain himself ,all these years

he would've needed herbs

and elixirs that could .only have come from one place

[GASPS]- !Here-

!Boys

!Boys

I don't believe ...they're coming

.ever

[PIKA MONK GRUNTING]

[LABORED BREATHING]

.Bring me another furry thing

,XIN: Good evening .Grand Abbot Jindiao

Did you get ?a new interior designer

,This part of the temple .it isn't you

.Oh, but it is me

I guess you never .really know someone

But what you will know .is your true purpose

[GRUNTING]

.JADE TUSK: Master- ?Don't you knock-

I have the information .you requested

Good. Soon I will be able to destroy

that demented rabbit's precious urn

.once and for all

[XIN: [CHUCKLES ,Grand Abbott Jindiao

?are we almost done here

.CHUCKLES] Almost]

[XIN GRUNTING]

[XIN GIGGLING HYSTERICALLY]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[GRUNTING]

[JING SCREAMING]

[WHIMPERING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

?Huh

...Okay, everybody just

[ALL GASP]

!FAN TONG: Ow

[GRUNTING]

[COUGHING]

[SPUTTERING]

[GASPS]

[BAO COUGHING]

[GASPS]

.Uh, guys ?Where is Master Po

...Uh

?Where am I? Kids

[CHOMPING AND CHEWING]

.That sounds like Fan Tong

?Fan Tong

[CHOMPING AND CHEWING]

[GASPS]- [PLATES SHATTER]-

.Not Fan Tong

:BLUE DRAGON .We have been watching you

,And in a word

.we're not impressed

.That's three words

.Shut up, Bao

It is like ,a beautiful rickshaw wreck

.we just cannot look away

[ALL LAUGHING]

I blame the Universe

for giving our magnificent powers

that, might I add, hinge ,on the fate of the world

.to roly-poly children

,Technically .we're adolescents

:BLACK TORTOISE .That explains so much

.All those raging hormones

[SLURPS]

I certainly hope you are not ,picking your pimples

although something .tells me that you are

You gentlemen are .being very ill-mannered

Excuse us .for a moment

They're probably just hazing us

like the Furious Five .did to Master Po

It's their weird way of welcoming us .or something

,So we gotta do it back .so we don't look weak

...Wait, Bao, that's not

...You guys are old and

!And old

[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]

.This is fun !I wanna play. Yeah

!You guys are quite elderly

And you eat dinner !at an early hour

[LAUGHING]

,CHUCKLES] Anyhoo]

we know we're not perfect at this whole world-saving ,thing

but we're doing .the best that we can

.And we need your help

.We know

We called you here through .our old friend Bunnidharma

,Friend is a strong word

.all things considered

You must take the obstacles .you face more seriously

You are our only hope

at defeating the great evil ...that is

.Jindiao

Really? You're gonna just ?step on my lines that way

Then will you teach us ?how to use the Spirit Urn ?Please

WHITE TIGER: First, you must prove to us

that you can .control our power

.And that you are ready

[GRUNTS]

...So we challenge you

!to a duel

[CHOMPING]

[SNIFFING]

I can hear you breathing .through your face hole

.Show yourself

[WOOD CREAKING]

.Hey, hey, guy

!Well, look at this. Company

.Come in, Tubby Bear

.Don't be shy. Feast with me

.CHUCKLES] Silly question]

?Are you a demon

...And if yes, am I in

[LAUGHING]

The Inn of the .Never Ending Dumpling

[CHOMPING]

Wait, did you just say "dumpling" and "never-ending"

?in the same sentence

[GASPS]

!Awesome

!Not awesome

.I want to go home

Instead, I am stuck here eating dumplings

in a desperate attempt

to get my picture on the wall

.to boost my self-esteem

?You mean we can't leave here

?Do you not listen

[GRUNTS]

I have made a good life .for myself in the Underworld

I have a comfortable sulfur pit

on a lava flow with my wife .and demon spawn

.This is Jindiao's fault

?Wait. You know Jindiao

.There. Up ahead

[MUMBLING]

Once I have the power ,of the Four Constellations

we will seal the fate of these pathetic pandas

.once and for all

[MUMBLING]

[MUMBLING]

[ROARING]

?Wha... What

!Jade Tusk

What happens again ?if we don't win

,We'll be stuck here forever

,waiting on the Constellations

,hand and foot, ball and chain

.yadda, yadda, yadda

Yeah, so we're gonna have to win because .I am not about that life

,We've got nothing to lose

.besides our freedom

.And our lives

No choice but to face them ...on the field of

WHITE TIGER AND BLUE DRAGON] [GRUNTING

?Cuju

[BOTH GRUNTING]

So the epic Kung Fu duel ?is a dumb beach game

!We're not fighting? Lame

.I'm okay with that

Let's kick these !old-timers' butts

[GROWLING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[ROARS]

[GROWLING]

[GRUNTING]

.FAN TONG: [GRUNTS] Ow

?Huh

[ROARING]

.GASPS] Oh, boy]

?How do you know Jindiao

.Funny story, actually

.He's kind of my nemesis

He took my chi and kicked me .through a hole in the floor

And now he's creepin' .on my students

SNIFFING] He's just] .an overall a bad guy

With quite a few .villain qualities

Probably the "twists his .mustache in private" type

.Yes! Such a villain

,If I ever get out of here

,I will get sweet .sweet revenge

Then I will return

to my comfortable life of torturing souls

whose life choices .were dubious at best

Totally. So, are we gonna eat ?some dumplings or what

,'Cause, I mean as long as we're here ...may as well

[GRUNTING]

!Time out

[PANDAS PANTING]

I think we should use .our Hero Chi

.Now we're talkin'

?Is that legal

,They didn't say it wasn't

,so by my standards .yep, totally legal

As long as the ball doesn't touch our paws .we should be fine

Guys, remember .what got us here

.We were chosen

.Their time is over

.This is our time

Now let's go out there !and take it

!ALL: Yeah

[GROWLS]

[GRUNTING]

[YELLS]

[PANDAS WHOOPING]- ?Huh-

.Maybe I like sports now

:BLUE DRAGON !Your serve

[GRUNTS]

[GROWLS, KISSES]

[GRUNTING]

[YELLS]

It is about time you made things .interesting

[GRUNTING]

[CHEERING]

[GRUNTING]

?Hmm

[GRUNTING]

[ALL PANTING]- .They're getting tired-

.We're getting tired

?Everybody know the play

.I got this

[GRUNTS]

[YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

[YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

[CHEERING]

.Bao's paw touched the ball

?Bao, is that true

.What? No

.Yeah, it is. Sorry, guys

.Game over

.Okay, so we lost

Maybe you guys are more equipped ,for the job

,but, unfortunately

.we're all you've got

And while you've made it clear ,you don't have much faith in us

any chance .is better than none

Yeah, just let us .go back and do something

.Anything

!Something

.Oh, Bao already said that

We will give you .one more chance

,After all

you are trying .to save the world

,Perhaps .an intellectual test

The quill is often .mightier than the sword

And that is coming .from a sword guy

.We accept

,To get to the end

you must return .to the beginning

,What was lost ,must now be found

for inside you will ,not find a pit

.but instead a Wellspring

,Answer that riddle

and we will tell you .how to defeat... him

This must have something to do with the Wellspring

since it is literally .mentioned in the riddle

.Great detective work, sis

?What have we lost

.Besides my mind

?Not find a pit

?What has a pit

Hey, we kind of fell into a pit in the temple .going after the Peach

[ALL GRUNTING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

.A peach has a pit

The Wellspring ...is in the

!Peach

.Sorry, I got excited

.Hmm

[WHIMPERING]

.Well done

[CHEERING]

We had to hide ,the Wellspring

when Bunnidharma did not show up .with the Spirit Urn

To protect it .from Jindiao

And the Peach seemed like a good place

since we knew the Pandas .would be keeping an eye on it

I feel like this might go quicker ...if we didn't trade off

:WHITE TIGER .Sentences

.Sorry

Only the energy of the Wellspring

is powerful enough to trap a being .as strong as Jindiao

So how do we access h ?the Wellspring

With the same series of Kung Fu forms .we used to hide it

So, uh, if you guys could ,teach us those forms

.that would also be great

.We already have

You saw the moves when we used them .during the game

[SHRIEKS]

[GROWLS]

.Dang! You guys are good

,With these forms

you will be able to open the Wellspring

.and access its power

You can then channel ,the energy through yourselves

and collectively .blast it at Jindiao

?And then what

And then, his soul will be ejected ,from his body

and sucked into .the Spirit Urn forever

.Thank you

.No, thank you

,CLEARS THROAT] Now]

go and finish .what we could not

[BURPS]

.CHUCKLES] I like you, Yaoguai]

.And I like you, Tubby Bear

You remind me ,of my former best friend Ragnar

who groped in the darkness with me

when we were sightless grubs in the belly of our mother

.Shezu the Skinless

[CHOMPING]

Yeah, that's gonna .give me nightmares [GRUNTS]

,Make me a promise

,we will escape together

.no matter what

.You got it, buddy

...Where I go, you

?Huh

?Tubby? Tubby

[SQUEALS]

!Tubby bear

!PANDAS: Master Po, wake up !Master Po, wake up

[GRUNTS]

We know how to .activate the Wellspring

[GRUNTS, SIGHS] That was

not the journey .I was expecting

?Where did you go, Master Po

.To a restaurant

?Really? What happened

Ever go on a really bad blind date, but the food ?was good

[Oh, yeah. [CHUCKLING

Let's go activate .that Wellspring

[WHISPERING]

[GASPS]

[ALL GASPING]

.Well, well, well

?Uh, going somewhere

It's always .the last cave you check

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