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:BUNNIDHARMA .I was but a simple potter

,Until one day destiny called me .to a greater task

.Master Oogway needed my help

Dragon Master Jindiao had grown drunk with power .and desired the Wellspring

.It would be my most considerable task yet

,So, I molded my masterpiece

,the Spirit Urn .to trap Jindiao's evil soul

I was to deliver it .to the Four Constellations

[ROARS]

And it came down to me to save the land

.and save the Universe

.But sadly... I overslept

[GASPS]- .PO: Whoa, whoa, whoa-

?You overslept

...GULPS] Dude]

.Yes

That urn was the only thing that could have saved .the Universe from Jindiao

The one you've been ?letting me eat raisins out of

.Whoa, whoa, whoa ,These are raisins ?aren't they

I imagine .some of them are

As for where ,Jindiao's soul ended up

your guess is .as good as mine

,I know where his soul is and he's trying .to take over the world

...GASPS] Jindiao]

?has returned

?Jing, are you all right

.It's Jindiao He's trying to make .a chi connection

.Okay, this is fine

.We'll just stop running

Find a cozy ,bed and breakfast .and lay low

.Wait. Maybe Fan Tong's right

.I am? Cool

Because there's this charming little cottage .not too far from here

.Run by these two guys .Both named Keith

.No. We stop running

Jindiao and his goon squad .are on our panda butts

But maybe we can use that .to lure them into a trap

.And we're the bait

Why did you say that ?like you're excited

Jing, we're gonna .need your help

:JINDIAO The little Pandas .are close

The Angry One .will not trick me again

[WIND HOWLING]

Guy, this is your chance !at redemption

!Your very own karmic mulligan

I have no idea .what that means

The new Four Constellations ,are in danger .and need our help

We gotta destroy Jindiao !and trap him in your Urn

You've been waiting for this moment !for a thousand years

!It's destiny

.Meh, I can wait longer

.And so can you

.You're not ready, Po

,If you leave now ,before you regain your chi

then Jindiao !will de-life us all

[SCREAMS]

I'm not going, get your !pudgy fingers off of me

!Eh, nope. Hey .That's not pudge .It's muscle

[GRUNTS]- !Ah-

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

.Look, old man I've had just about ...enough of you acting like a

!Ow- [GROANS]-

[KUNG FU GRUNTS]

[SIGHS] ?You seriously wanna do this

You seriously want to get beat up by a tiny bunny rabbit ?with dementia

[GRUNTS]

Ow! You're not a bad .physical therapist, old timer

[Ow! [GRUNTS

...Sadly for you, I got my

[GRUNTS]- !Booya-shaka-

.Mmm

.You are a future failure .Just like me

,Call me whatever you want ,a bust, a dud .a big old dudareeno

,And so what .I know I might fail

Where are all these ?raisins coming from

[SIGHS]

But that's the difference .between you and me

.I'm cool if I die trying [STRAINS]

.My students are out there .I can feel it

You don't know what kind .of forces you're up against

Oh and P.S. If I had gotten my buddies de-lifed

by a guy who's trying ,to take over the world again

I'd want to do .something about it

!Wake up, bozo! Wake up

!Argh- [SNORING]-

We have a village .full of cursed sleeping pandas

,And sure Po's alive but we don't have .a clue where he is

[SCREAMS]- ?My son is alive-

?My son, the Dragon Master Po

?Is alive

!Po is alive

!Everyone. Ow

!Rejoice! My son! Po

!Uh, he lives and breathes [LAUGHS]

[SNORING]

Uh, what happened ?to the Villagers

?You don't remember

?Mmm

[SCREAMING]

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

[SIGHS]

If Grand Abbot Jindiao ,is evil

.Then we are all in grave danger

[STUTTERS] How'd you break ?the spell on me

.I don't know

You woke up .when I said Po was alive

After I loosened you up .with a good beating

Well, maybe that's .what reversed the curse

?The beating

No. Something that I wanted to hear more than anything .in the world

.Something that brought me hope

.We better get started

Master, our combined weight .could crack the ice

.I suggest we go around

.It's the middle of winter

The lake has been frozen .for months

.Just tip toe or something

[FOOTSTEPS]

?You guys ready to play ball

Jing, we just need you to get in there long enough .to mess with Jindiao's head

.Wonderful

!That's the spirit [CHUCKLES]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]- [LAUGHS]-

[GROANS]- [GASPS]-

,Is everything okay ?Master Jindiao

[I'm fine. [GROANS

...Just, just feel a little

.not my myself

GASPS] I think] .it's working guys

.Jing's invading his mind

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS]

?Master, what are you doing

.Chip-chip-chip

.I'm a chicken! Chip-chip

.Chip-chip-chip !I'm a chicken

!Master

!Master! Please stop !We'll sink

?Stop what? This

[GRUNTS]

Ahh. Ahh

.Be perfectly still

?Why

[PANTING]- ?Jing? That you-

.The connection's broken

.That should buy us some time

[GASPS]

[WHIMPERING]

[ROARS]

!Not enough time !That was not enough time

[GROWLS]

[WHIMPERS]

[YAWNING]- [INDISTINCT CHATTERING]-

[YAWNING]

,LI: As your mayor I'd like to welcome ...you all back

MR. PING: Louder !so we can all hear you

Uh, it's good to have .the village alive and well

...And not cursed by a- ?Is this heaven-

.Nope, it's real life- :GRANDMA- !You're wasting time

The world as we know it .could crumble at any moment

.Yes, good point

Folks, I'm sure right now it feels like there is .nothing to believe in

As if the Universe appears to be a meaningless abyss

where only the cold embrace .of death is guaranteed

,Hurry up .I've got mouths to feed

But

we must put ,all of that behind us now

!and prepare to fight- .Holy crap-

[GROANS]

[GASPS]- .Behind you-

Yes, we will put .all of these events behind us

...No. Behind you, bozo

[GASPS]- [GROWLS]-

[SCREAMS]

.Dry salty plums .End of the world sale

.Everything must go

[ROARS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

Dude, I was totally about to use .my chi to save us

[ALL SCREAMING]

[GASPS]

.Evening, children

[WHIMPERING]

[KUNG FU YELL]

[GRUNTS]

?What are you doing here

!Ow

,A wise man once told me

,Something, something" ".something... redemption .I can't remember

.Oh! And you forgot something

?Oh, yeah? What

[GASPS]

Me. I'm the only one .who can find your students

[SCOFFS]

.So your ears glow I'll give you a call sometime .when I need a night-light

...Po

[SIGHS]

?What

.It is destiny

!Whoa

[ALL SCREAMING]

.Split up

.Come on

.Oh geez. Oh geez .We're gonna die

[ROARS]

[LAUGHS]

[GRUNTS]

Jing, you gotta get back inside Jindiao's brain

!and take control... now

I'm under a lot of pressure right now !and that tone isn't helping

[STRAINING]

[PANTS]- [JINDIAO LAUGHS]-

JINDIAO: Your skills .have grown, Angry One

It's a shame you won't get out of here alive .to use them

.I'm not afraid of you

.CHUCKLES] Show me]

[GRUNTS]

[SHRIEKS]

[LAUGHS]

[GRUNTS]

!Hiyah

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMING]

.Surrender, child .You won't feel a thing

[GRUNTS]

[GASPS]

[LAUGHS]

.It will be quick and easy

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

[PANTING]

[SCREAMING]

[GROANS]

!No

[LAUGHS] .Look what you did

.No... No, this isn't real

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]- .Stop, please-

.You are stressing me out

Oh my. My, my eczema .is starting to flare

!PANDA: Get out of my way

.Oh, my word .Cuteness overload [LAUGHS]

.People, people

.Settle down

[PANDA MOTHER SCREAMING]

The zombie spider .is eating my babies

.No, no. Look .He's not hurting them

[GIGGLING]

.Enchante

.My name is Zhizhu And I do not eat .Panda babies, you sillies

They go straight [to my thorax. [LAUGHS

[LAUGHING]

.Oh, come on Am I the only one ?who gets it

I and my kind have been a friend to the pandas .for thousands of years

.What? Come on. No- ?Di you know this-

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]- ZHIZHU: You think- ,that sounds serious

:well, buckle up for this

You pandas are all the guardians .of the Sacred Chi Wellspring

[ALL GASP]

,And if Jindiao finds it the world as we know it .is in grave danger

[GRUNTING]

!Woo-hoo

?Little help, Bao

.Kinda got my hands full

[HUIFANG SCREAMS]

...Sorry. That was meant

.Never mind

[LAUGHING]

[GRUNTS]

Oh, you're stronger .than the others, Angry One

.Different

When we first met, you were .but a cranky little brat

Your Hero Chi .has grown immensely

I thought I wanted it ,all for myself

.but I was wrong

[GRUNTS]

.Join me, child

[GASPS]

Don't let these fools .hold you back

?Ah

JINDIAO: There is so much more to the world than what Master Po .has taught you

,With my help

you could be one of the most powerful Kung Fu masters .the world has ever seen

You need only .to depend on yourself

Yeah, that's gonna be !a big fat nope, gerbil-breath

[GRUNTS]

You're making .a grave mistake

!The universe is in your grasp

!Hiyah

My friends, my family and my village !are my universe

[GRUNTS]

[JINDIAO SCREAMS]

[SCREAMING]

[RUMBLING]

[ALL GASP]

[THUD]

[CRACKING]

!Run! Avalanche

...Master

.Jing. Wake up. Please

[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMING]

[GASPS]

?What the heck

.Oh, come on ?Where are the kids

This is because we spent all that time in your stupid cave

when I should have been out here .looking for my students

[SIGHS]

I thought your ears knew .what they were doing

,They led us here where we'll probably ,freeze to death

and I finished .the last of the raisins

?How are we ever gonna find them

[SIGHS]

.I should have been here

.Your butt's glowing

?What

,I'm no doctor but you should get that looked at

[GASPS]

Aw yeah, we didn't die .in an avalanche, y'all

[LAUGHS] !Hey! Gang! My kids

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

I'd like you to meet the guy ,responsible for saving my life .and yours

!Bunnidharma

.Ow. Oh, yeah ...He kinda does that

.a lot

Wow. You guys survived .an avalanche

.Oh and check it out .I found a way to stop Jindiao

.Where is it, come on

!The Spirit Urn ...Urn, urn, urn, urn

.Sick

.You found the Spirit Urn

The etching is even prettier .in real life than in the scroll

!Whoa- .You guys-

We can totally finish what the Four Constellations .started

Defeat Jindiao .for real this time

.Oh, yeah, baby

Wait, how do you guys ?know out the Spirit Urn

.Long story

.That'll have to do for now .Let's go find Jindiao

,So, uh .where is Ol' J.D ?anyway

?Huh

.Yeah. That one's on me

[ROARS]

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