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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[SNORING]

,He's alive. Look at our paws !Master Po's alive

?How do you know

Maybe it's that ,mouth-breathing turkey ?Jindiao, messing with us

I thought Jindiao .was a vulture

,I was insulting him .Fan Tong

.Oh! I don't get it

,No .it was Master Po's chi

.I could feel it .Jindiao couldn't fake that

?You know what We're gettin' out .of here right now

Stand back, I'm gonna .totally disrespect this door

That was not .supposed to happen

Jindiao must have warded the room

with some kind of .chi seal

Our new abilities .are useless here

We have to find .another way

?Dude, what are you doing

I'm looking for air leaking .out from cracks in the boards

.Ugh, he's losing it ,If Fan Tong doesn't make it ?can I have his chi

,Wait! If there's cracks .there might be a way out

Ugh, do you know how dirty my fur is gonna get rolling !around... Whoa

,Jing, come on .Master Po needs us

.Master Po doesn't need me I've done enough .to him already

But that wasn't .your fault

Yeah, and I thought .we'd broken Jindiao's hold

,We weakened it .but I can still feel him

Jindiao can take control .of me anytime

You're in danger .just being with me

.I can't help you anymore

JADE TUSK: This is where the entrance

to the Cave of The .Four Constellations opened

I have waited a thousand years [for this moment. [LAUGHS

ROARS] The wellspring] !is within my grasp

[CLEARS THROAT]

.Thank you .Now, stand back

...Master

[QUAKING]

[GROANS]

.Ugh. Security wards

.Let's try that again

[GRUNTS]

!Oh, that felt good

.Love that Dragon Master Chi ?DEEP BREATH] Are you coming]

[BAO SCREAMS]

:WATER DEER GUARD !Knock it off in there

!She's looking .Keep going

!Aah! I'm in pain !My sinuses

"?My sinuses"

What else am I ?supposed to say

.I don't know .You're the performer

We need to convince the guard you need ,medical attention

not a tissue .to blow your nose

Man, you've gotten bossy .since you got your Hero Chi

!Ooh! My knees

.Cramping .Can't take the pain

,Ugh! Keep it down .you little brat .I'm coming

:FAN TONG !Here she comes

[FIGHTING GRUNTS]

.It's time to go

[SNORING]

[GASPS]

[SNORING]

[ALL PANTING]

!My thighs are sweaty !They're gonna hear my thighs

No one cares about !your sweaty thighs

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS]

[ALL GRUNTING]

?Grandma

,Wonderful .you recognize me

Help me up before the blood .drains from my cankles

...Wait a minute, where's

!MR. PING: Help! Darkness

[STUTTERS] !I can't feel my flippers

[WHIMPERS] .That was so horrible

My, [GASPS] my life .flashed before my eyes

It wasn't as good .as I remembered

.Shh! Not here .Let's talk inside

What are you ?guys doing here

I thought Jindiao put the whole village ?to sleep

The spell only .affects pandas

The goose brain .is much more evolved

?Okay. What about you, Grandma

Please, dementia made my brain into mush .years ago

No one's allowed to lock up .my babies but me

!Group hug

[MOANS]

.No way

,Grandma, Mr. Ping .Master Po is alive

!GASPS] I knew it]

Where is my ?beautiful boy

Oh, oh, I just can't !wait to tell Cart

We don't know ,where he is

but we're gonna .find him

First, though, we gotta .get past Jindiao's guards

I think I can .help with that

.Chi takes time to rebuild .Of this, I am sure

Great! So, what did ?you have in mind

Ah, this is gonna help me ...get back my chi how exa [GROANS]

Do you question ?why the sun rises

If the sun was on top ,of a balance beam

,balancing a pair of buckets [I would! [GROANS

!Oh, that stings

.Good, now move it ,And don't spill a drop .I just cleaned the floors

.Your floors are dirt

!Okay, okay, okay .No spillage

So, how do you know ?how to do this

,Just an observation but you don't look .like you get out much

Mm, "One need not walk a mile, if one is already ".home

The great Oogway .taught me that

Yeah, that sounds like ...something Oogway would

?STUTTERS] What? Oogway] ...You know Oog

[SCREAMS]

!This is nuts !You know Oogway

!I know Oogway ?Ha! Small world, huh

:BUNNIDHARMA .A little too small

[HEAVY BREATHING]

[GRUNTS]

.Training is over. I am tired .Start again tomorrow

No, no, hold on. I need to know how you know ?Master Oogway

I don't know .who that is

But you just .said you did

?Did I .Oh, yes, of course

.Master Oogway

I haven't seen him ,since he chased Ke-Pa ,the Demon King

.out of the Valley of Peace

That was over !a thousand years ago

?How old are you, guy

!CHUCKLES] Oh] .I haven't kept track

...Bunni

You know, I believe Oogway is the reason .I am in this cave

[I knew it! [DEEP BREATH I knew it wasn't random !you found me

You're connected .to what's happening

Why did Oogway ?put you in this cave

I believe he put ...me here because

...Because

?Lunch! Who's hungry

Ugh! Why couldn't .it be easy? Just once

,Uh, Grandma, no offense but how are history scrolls ?gonna help us

,Keep it up .I enjoyed that

What are we doing ?here, Grandma

Getting you kids out of the town .without being seen

This whole village is built over tunnels

that extend down .through the mountain

I never heard .about those

That's because you kids .never study. Ah, here we go

FAN TONG: Have you ?ever been in them

GRANDMA: Nope. Not even sure why they are there

.or who built them

That's not .very reassuring

I think my thighs .are sweating again

.Guys, this is it

This is how we escape .if we wanna find Master Po

!All right We're gonna .need torches

!And food

Cart and I can make you some nice travel plums

.basted in cricket flour

Maybe just .the torches then

?Jing, you okay

.I'm staying

?What

,If Jindiao takes me over .he'll see what's happening

You'll never escape .to help Master Po

,We're the Four Constellations

.not three .You're one of us

And you're my ,best friend

and I can't imagine .doing this without you

And I don't wanna beg !so don't make me

[GRUNTS]

That said, Jing, if you want !to stay behind you... Ow

We need to find a way to beat Jindiao at his .own game

.Come on, everybody, think

Sometimes ,when I get scared

I try to think .of a happy place

,When I get scared or sad !I just look in a mirror

SIGHS] Always] .cheers me up

Hold on! That might .be something

When Jindiao ,takes control of me

.he sees what I see

What if I could make him ?see something else

My version ".of a "happy place

.A memory

JADE TUSK: No sign .of the Wellspring, Master

JINDIAO: And you're certain the children ?didn't discover it

From what I and my spies .have observed, yes

This pool is where .they kept the Wellspring

The most powerful source ,of energy in the universe

and that idiot Oogway chose to keep it in a cave

beneath a village .of useless pandas

.Guarded by four fools

Perhaps, in the time ,that's passed .it simply dried up

[GRUNTS IN EFFORT]

[JADE TUSK GRUNTS]

The Wellspring .is not of this world

It will flow long after .we have left this existence

,It is here .just hidden

Once I have the power of the Four Constellations

and retrieved ,my true body

I will find the Wellspring .and claim it as my own

?And then... Master

,And then, dear Jade Tusk .I will become a God

,LAUGHS] But] ,first things first .the children

?How we doin', Bao

Good. Unless this map ,is upside down .in which case, no idea

.That's reassuring

You guys think ?we're alone down here

.Probably not

,But don't worry, Fan Tong if there is something down ,here

I'm sure you'll be the first one who .gets eaten

What? Why would ?you say that

.Because he's Bao

.I'm just being honest No way we're all gonna .make it

JING: Anyone think it's weird that there's a bunch of tunnels

beneath our village ...we never knew about

[Aah! [GASPING BREATH It's him. Ugh! He's trying !to take control

,Fight him! Remember the plan .your version of a happy place

Our new abilities are useless here. We have .to find another way

.Right where I left them

[GASPS AND GRUNTS]

.He's gone !I think it worked

!Yeah

Guys, maybe we're .really going to escape [SCREAMS]

!ALL: Fan Tong

.This is silly .My memory is fine

Yeah, that's pretty much the first thing

someone with a bad .memory would say

,Don't worry .this will be painless

Just gonna jog the ol' brain fibers a skosh

by showing you ,some badly neglected

and mostly unwashed .objects from your past

!Aha! Perfect !Memories unleash

,Nothin'? Okay, okay ?no problem. How about this

?Mm

?Uh, aha! Huh

.Hmm

!Ooh

!Ooh! Fuzzy boots Which I might want .to borrow later

You are not putting your stinky panda feet .in my booties

Now, can we get ?back to your training

Unless, reviving your chi and helping your friends .is no longer important to you

,Wow, guy ,that's cold !but inspiring

A true Dragon Master !never gives up! Thank you

!This [GRUNTS] right here !This looks, promising

,Just hold on a second .I almost got it

!GRUNTS] Whoa]

?Anything

No! And look at the mess !you've made. Get up, Po !Get up

?Huh

:BUNNIDHARMA .Master Po. Get up

You have all the power !in your own mind. Get up

Wait, what did ?you just say

!You heard what I said

.It was you .Your voice

!It was in my head ?Who are you

STUTTERS] I don't know] .what you're talking about

.I'm just an old rabbit .Please, stop with all this

.Forgive me, guy, but I can't

,There's, like ,lives at stake .including my own

You're making .my head hurt

[GASPING] !Leave me alone

!No way, not this time

[PANTING]

!FAN TONG: Help me

!NU HAI: We're trying

!I think I'm gonna be sick

,He pukes on me I don't care ,what you say

that fool's getting .a chi blast

[ALL GRUNTING]

.Uh, this seems bad ?Right, guys

[FAN TONG CRYING]

!Fan Tong

[ZHIZHU GROWLS]

?STUTTERS] Bao]

.Yep .Backing up now

[SCREAMS]

[GASPS AND WHIMPERS]

,Oh, my word ,look at this .you're pandas

?Did I frighten you .I am so sorry

.This is so embarrassing

I thought .you were trespassers

,If you were trespassers .I would have to eat you

!But you're pandas! Hooray .You're supposed to be here

?Uh, what's happening

.Uh, uh, that's right .We're pandas

And we're supposed .to be here. Yep

So, if we could just get .our friend, we'll get going

.Of course, of course I just need to see .your paperwork

Your passage scrolls telling me you have ?permission to be here

,Oh yeah .NERVOUS CHUCKLES] those]

?Passage scrolls

,Crazy story, we, uh, see we left the scrolls .in our other panda pants

,We do have a really cool map [though. Good? Right? [CHUCKLE

.No, a map won't work

,This is awkward ,but rules are rules

I'm going to .have to eat you

?ALL: What

.Mm, I know .And you guys seem great

,But I am Zhizhu

guardian warrior .of the sacred Arachnid clan

Weapon of .the Four Constellations

It is my sworn oath to eat .all intruders. Sorry [Who's first? [ROARS

[ALL GRUNTING]

!JING: [SCREAMS] Whoa

[GROWLING]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS AND GASPS]

[SCREAMS]

!Whoa

[SCREAMS]

ZHIZHU: Ow! I think you just broke one .of my pedipalps

?You okay

No. But lucky my back .took most of the impact

[NERVOUS CHUCKLE] .Money maker is still intact

You guys, he said he was a weapon .of the Four Constellations

?So

!We're the Four Constellations

.Oh, yeah

You're saying that spider ?works for us

.Oh, he is so fired

Let's break out some chi .and show him who's boss

[GROWLS]

!Hey, Zsa Zsa

.Zhizhu. The "h" is silent

Whatever, time to meet ...your new master

!No

!Bao

!Batter-up

[GROWLS]

[FAN TONG SCREAMS]

!Oh, no

?Hands off my friends! Please

[ALL GRUNTING]

Oh, well, I don't !believe my four eyes

!You're the Constellations

I am just mortified .by this turn of events

Zhizhu, guardian warrior ,of the sacred Arachnid clan

is your weapon .to wield, masters

.Yeah, we know, bubba

FAN TONG: Sorry again .about the whole sword thing

Oh, please, this is the most ,fun I have had in

[DEEP BREATH] .well, a thousand years

I still don't understand how the pandas

are connected ,to the Wellspring

when we only heard about it .a couple of days ago

,Mm, yes .that is strange

The pandas have always been

the guardians ,of the Wellspring

the Four Constellations .were simply its protectors

Did everyone just ?forget somehow

You've been pretty quiet since we left Zhizhu's ?cave, you okay

Truth? Being taken over by a 1000-year-old evil Dragon Master

.is kind of a drag

But, there is one .thing good about it

?What's that

Now, I know ,I can fight back

and I have friends who aren't afraid .to help me do that

...BAO: Ladies .Yeah, we got a problem

?NU HAI: What's going on

I thought .this was the way out

,Yeah, according to this map

there's supposed to be .an exit door here

.Well, of course there is

[GASPS]

?You

?Us

.They were in their cell

.Apparently not

.Clever girl, well done

How does it feel not ?to be in control, bird

!GRUNTS] Take them! Now]

,CHITTERS] I am Zhizhu]

weapon .of the Four Constellations

It is my sworn oath ,to eat all intruders

[and I am hungry! [ROARS

[WATER DEER GRUNTS]

!Go! This fight is mine .Yours is still to come [Bon chants![ROARS

!Forget the spider !I need those children

[GRUNTING]

[PANTING]

[FIGHTING GRUNTS]

:FAN TONG !We have to help him

NU HAI: Finding Master Po is the only way

.we can help him now

Let's just hope .we're not too late

SIGHS] Um, I see] .you under the table

.No, you can't

,You just spoke !from under the table

[Oh! [GASPING BREATH .Got me

It was a mistake .to bring you here

I know you have trouble .with your memory

Trust me, I've been ,in a few food comas myself

.but you are a part of this

I'm not. I'm just an old rabbit

trying to live .his life in peace

If Jindiao gets the power ,of the Four Constellations

and gains access ,to the Wellspring

.there won't be peace .Not ever

.That is none of my concern

!Well, it should be

!Let go of me [SCREAMS]

[Whoa! [GASPS

Whoa! This was on the wall of Jindiao's super .evil temple

?What is it ?And why do you have it

.It is a spirit urn

I was to bring it .to the Constellations

.I failed .It was my fault

I killed .the Four Constellations

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