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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

PO: I will never .let you take my chi

[NU HAI: [EXCLAIMING !Master Po

,JINDIAO: Goodbye !so-called Dragon Master

!No

.It's too late

We gotta .get outta here

JINDIAO: Children, I beg .you not to put up a fight

It'll only make .things worse

You have no choice but to surrender .your Hero Chi to me

Just as your pathetic .former master did

I think we should give our chi .to Master Jindiao

.We can't win .We're outnumbered

Master Po .isn't here to help

?Jing, what is your deal

[LAUGHING]

[JINDIAO LAUGHING]

[EXCLAIMING] !Hiya

!Get them

!Run

.Jing, let's go !Move your panda butt

!Jing

.Nu Hai, it's too late !Come on

!Oh, awesome !You guys

We're in trouble and we need you

to help us with your .epic Kung Fu skills

,Oh, yeah we're more comfortable

.in a tournament setting

?Seriously

Are we really ?leaving Jing behind

Bro, she betrayed !Master Po

,But, Nu Hai .she's your best friend

Jindiao has turned .her against us

If we don't save ,ourselves now

we'll never get a chance .to save her later

.Well, you tried

You did what you could .with power you didn't earn

And now you will give .that power to Master Jindiao

[GASPING]

[GROWLS]

?What do we do? Any ideas .Huh? Anything? I'm stumped

You're always saying ?you're the leader, right .So just lead

Okay, I just need a minute .to collect my thoughts

.Never mind !Jump

.I did not see that coming

.Oh, sorry

[SCREAMING]

How did you know ?this would work

.That's the dopest part .I didn't

I just jumped and kinda hoped .for the best

[SCREAMING]

What do you mean they jumped over ?the railing

?I know, right ?I was like what

,Master .we cornered them

We had them .dead to rights

.Find them

I will not squander this chance to reclaim .what is mine

Looks like you're alone .in the world, little panda

[SIGHS]

.No friends. No Po .I'm all you have left

[BUNNIDHARMA: [EXCLAIMING .Whoa

[LAUGHING]

,Oh, this is .this is very heavy

[ALL PANTING]

!Oh, gosh! That was... Whew .I gotta take a knee

[And... [GASPING

.Maybe a nap

,GASPS] Guys, uh, guys] I don't think this .is the best place to rest

?Why not

.'Cause they found us

.Okay, I'm up. I'm up .Got my second wind

!Let's go

We're never .gonna outrun them

[SNIFFING]

.I can still smell them .They couldn't have gotten far

[STOMACH GRUMBLING]

[STOMACH GRUMBLING]

[EXCLAIMING] .Whoops

That must've .been my tummy

,It was saying ".Give me snacks"

[ANNOYED GROWL]

.GRUNTS] Keep looking] Search every inch .of this forest

[GRUNTS]

[BAO: [EXCLAIMING .Dude

[CRIES]

?Nu Hai, you okay

.No, I'm not

My best friend turned against us and betrayed .Master Po

What're we even ?supposed to do

Maybe we should just think about

,what Master Po would do .and do that

No. Master Po's .not here

.You're in charge now, sis

We should think about .what you would do

.You're our leader

[SNIFFING]

.You're right

Okay, so Jindiao will probably assume

we're headed back .to Panda Village

Which means that everybody we know ...is in deep

.Trouble

There's gonna be plenty .of time for crying later

Right now, we've gotta get back and protect .our village

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[BUNNIDHARMA: [EXCLAIMING .Oh

[LAUGHING]

[GASPS AND SCREAMS]

[CLATTERING]

?Huh

!Where am I? Ow .Hey, what was that for

.You ask me a question .I hit you with a stick

.You say nothing

I also hit you .with a stick

!Hey

,You think about talking .but then say nothing

.Ow, ow, ow

,Yeah, I get it .you hit me with a stick

.You are in my cave

I found you .in the snow

.You looked pretty dead .But you weren't. Good for you

!Oh, come on

[GIGGLING]

[BELL TONGING]

[GASPS]

!Whoa

!NU HAI: Everyone listen up

We've got .a huge announcement

Now I don't wanna ,freak anybody out

but there is something .very bad coming our way

And that ...very-bad-something is

[INHALES]

.Grand Abbot Jindiao

?Grand Abbot Jindiao [LAUGHS]

.Oh, come on .He's a perfect gentleman

.No, I'm serious

Jindiao is not who .we all thought he was

He's really a thousand-year-old .evil dragon

LAUGHS] Kids, surely] .there's a mistake

That kindly old man .wouldn't hurt a fly

He'd hurt a lot .more than a fly ...He kicked Master Po

[EXCLAIMING] He kicked my ?little baby boy

?Wait. Where's Po

[CRYING]

.He's fine .Po's perfectly fine

But he sent us .to warn you

For real, something hecka bad .is coming toward the village

We need .to lock it down

Jindiao is after .our powerful Hero Chi

Right. And I still got .most of my teeth

Get it? 'Cause I'm old .and I don't floss regularly

.We're serious It's all of our duty .to protect the village

Oh, to have the mind .of a child again

[LAUGHING]

Kids, it's all sounding .a little far-fetched

I mean, why should ?we believe you

.'Cause this

[VILLAGERS GASP]

I know this all ,sounds crazy

but we're in a crazy situation right now

and we're running .out of time

Jindiao is on his .way right now

.He wants us .He wants our power

,And without your help .he's probably gonna get it

.And that's bad for everybody .So please help us stop him

[COOING]

.NU HAI: Please

.For the future of our village

[RAP SONG PLAYING]

Well, let's hope that's enough .to keep the bad guys at bay

Well, it's the only .way into the village

There's no reason ...to think that

Come on. You gotta be .freakin' kidding me

[PO: [EXCLAIMING !Whoa, hey

You've got Four Constellations ?action figures

[GRUNTS]

.Ow! Oh. Okay, I get it .I'm a collector too

You don't want my ,grubby paws on 'em

'cause it'll ruin .the resale value

I'm totally .down with that

You gotta keep 'em .mint condition

It's all about .the mint condish

?What is wrong with you .I am really asking

,Look, buddy I'm getting a little sick

of this stick thing .you keep doing

I mean, I totally get ,that it's your thang

,but, uh .I'm needed elsewhere

.So I'm out .Vaya con dios,cotton tail

[SCREAMS]

Now will you tell me ?what is wrong with you

...I

,It's gonna sound crazy .but I lost my chi

This evil dude .drained it outta me

It also feels like he might've taken .the bones out of my legs

,I'm not sure 'cause I'm real .wobbly here

.Hey, don't worry .We'll find your lost chi

?Yeah

.I don't know .LAUGHS] Oh, sorry]

I was only laughing because of how .pathetic you are

.Never gets old

[GRUNTING]

!Noodle cart attack

!Oh, I feel so alive

,I'm here !if anyone needs me

I think we're !sort of winning

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

JINDIAO: There is no reason .to fight, gentle pandas

Especially since you cannot win, and we .will crush you

[GRUNTS AND GROANS]

!Jing

You and your friends will surrender to me

or I will wipe this entire .village off the map

.I'm sorry, Nu Hai .This is my fault

?So what will it be

Your chi? Or the lives of every panda ?in Panda Village

Oh, and do .decide quickly

[PO GROANS]

?What are you doing

I'm trying to fix whatever is wrong .with you

What is wrong ?with you again

I lost my chi and got kicked off the side ?of a mountain, remember

.Oh, right ?That was you, huh

My memory's a little .nonexistent sometimes

You promised to help me .get my Hero Chi back

Yes, yes. And you're still too weak to move

and you're in a hurry because you are worried .about your students

I never mentioned .anything about my students

,Hey, my memory's shot

but everything else seems to be working .pretty good

Okay, that doesn't even ...begin to answer my

.Hold that thought

.I'm going to try to fix you

[GROANS]

?Hey, how'd you do that .I'm all better

As soon as I've ,found my students

I'll swing back by to give .you a proper thank you

Maybe bring you a nice casserole .or something

.Okay. Thanks, again, buddy .Mad respect

Catch you .on the flip side

Of course, you still don't .have your Hero Chi

?GASPS] I don't]

,No offense but you're probably

not gonna get .that casserole now

?Where's my chi ?How do I get my chi back

How did you harness ?your chi the first time

Hard work. Heck, I almost .trained my panda butt off

,Almost. I mean ...my butt's still there, but

.Well then .You have your answer .You will train with me

Uh, do you even ?know Kung Fu

.Sure! Quick ...Try to hit me in the fa

.I wasn't ready .Try again

,Oh, no, no, no .I couldn't

You're an elderly gentleman ...and I don't wanna

,Punch me again !you big wussy baby

?Oh, it's like that

.It is, in fact, like that

!Aw, yeah

[PANTING]

,Dude, seriously ?who are you

,Your decision .young panda

Yeah. Uh... Can you ?repeat the question

!Cease this stalling

?Any ideas

.Nah, this is all you

How do we know our village will be safe ?if we turn ourselves in

.You have my word

Uh, no offense

but you've been lying about who you are .for like a thousand years

So it's a skosh hard .to trust anything you say

Once I have ,the chi you possess

I'll have no use .for your little village

.This is your call .We got your back

.Wise choice

Now, to prevent any of you ...from trying to play hero

!Yo! Not cool

Guys, I think .they're just sleeping

They will all awaken from their slumber

as long as the four .of you cooperate

[STRAINING]

[GASPING]

[GROANING]

Perhaps a rousing song .might lift our spirits

,And a-one ...and a-two, and a

How're you not ?terrified right now

Oh, sometimes when something ,really scares me

I think of something even worse

and the scary thing .feels less scary

,Like for instance at least we're not on fire

or being stung .by jellyfishes. Yay

[SCREAMS]

,You ever touch me again

I'm gonna yank those fangs outta your face .and feed 'em to you

Just when I thought ,it couldn't get any worse

.here comes the traitor

?Are you okay

.We were so worried

!Forget that

You totally sold us out .and turned on us

!No, I didn't

That feathered turd used his chi

to take over .my brain somehow

?How

.I don't know It started when I .healed Jindiao

Somehow he got .his hooks in me

.You're with us now .You're safe. Ish. Safe-ish

Actually, probably .not safe at all

But, hey, we've .got each other

How do we know Jindiao's not using ?her to trick us

He could be in her head listening to everything .we say

,Or he could get her to you know, de-life us .in our sleep

,Aw, Jing .that's real disappointing

!Bao's right !Jindiao could do all that

Weird thing .to get excited about

Maybe it works .both ways

Maybe Jing can get .into Jindiao's mind

And we could see ,what he sees

or, or make him .do our bidding

.There's no way Jindiao is way .too powerful

I felt it .first-hand

I would never .be strong enough

.NU HAI: You're right .You wouldn't. Not alone

.But you're not alone .You've got us

And if we work together ,and combined our chi

maybe we can kick .Jindiao out of Jing's head

Fine. I guess we gotta .stick together or whatever

!Yes! We did it

?Did we

.I don't know

?Jing, did we

I hope. Something still .doesn't feel quite right

.Hmm

!Ow

Your posture .is horrible

.You need to fix this

!And this! This .This, this, this. This

And ow! Is that ?really necessary

,I mean .I'm the Dragon Master

You're not just .a Dragon Master .You're a panda

.Pandas are special

It is why the Ancient Masters .chose the pandas as Guardians

Guardians? What the heck ?does that even mean

.I don't know .Anyway, good chat

,Wait. Wait ...where are you go

[SIGHS]

[GRUNTS]

!Whoa

!Hey, weird rabbit guy !I think it's actually working

.Okay, I'll show you later

[GRUNTS]

[SNORING]

!Oh, my gosh

!Oh, my gosh. Guys

.Wait. That color

?What's up

.Master Po .He's alive

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