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[DOOR CLANGING OPEN]

:JINDIAO That scroll will never .see the light of day

.All must know the truth

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

Unfortunately, the memory of you .will die here today

[ALL GRUNTING]

He is too powerful for us to contain .without the Spirit Urn

We cannot wait .for its arrival

We must not let him discover .the Wellspring

I only wish we had gotten this scroll .to Oogway

,But perhaps someday .the truth will be uncovered

It has been my greatest honor .serving alongside you

:JINDIAO !No

My soul, cast out from my beautiful dragon body

was hurled across .the wide world

.I needed a new body

And only had poor specimens .to chose from

And sure, my brother-in-law's ...a handsome enough guy, but

?You okay, Chong

!Peasants. You disgust me

Of all the bodies I could've inhabited

.I get stranded in this

[EXASPERATED SIGH]

I need you to find that scroll before those children and Po .read it

,Once I have taken Po's chi I will be powerful enough

to drain those children .of what is rightfully mine

I require the items on this list

.from the alchemist in Tuoluo

.For my trip to Panda Village

[EXCITED GASPING]

?What does it say, Master Po

.We hoped .Turned out he had become

.Danger. Need Spirit Urn

Destruction. There's a bunch .of words missing

Jing, I think we need all of the chi from .the Four Constellations

You know I don't know how to .activate my stupid chi, yet

.I know, but try, kiddo

[SCOFFS]

[STRAINING]

.You're doin' it

[ALL CHEER]

.Ooh! Keep it up, kiddo

[CHI DISSIPATING] [BOTH GASPING]

.Oh

[GRUNTS] .See? I told you

[JING GROANS IN ANGER]

!Good effort

!Can't even... Dumb

?Jing !Useless

...Can't even

...Jing, listen !Dumb

You can't be too hard .on yourself

.This stuff isn't easy

.It's gonna come when it comes

[SIGHS]

?How

.I don't know !You'll just feel it. Ow

[GROANING] [BELL TOLLING]

!The summoning bell

?Does that mean it's an attack .Let's go

[WARRIOR SCREAM]

.Stay behind me, kids

.Master Po, wait

!Shaka-booyah

!No, son, stop

[PO SCREAMING]

These monks are with the Temple .of the Heavenly Plumblossom

We are pleased to present

of The Most Auspicious Temple of

the Heavenward Plumblossom ,Serene Moonbeam

,the high-exalted ,benevolent, magnanimous

.supreme Grand Abbot Jindiao

Greetings, all you .beautiful pandas

[ALL CHEERING]

Look no ring, and .he still has all his feathers

...I

[NIBBLING]

.I think he likes me

[CRYING]

.They're so cute at that age

Wow. Uh. This Grand Abbot Jindiao, he's a big deal ?then, huh

.Uh-huh

And, I mean he just caught me

?beating up all of his monks

.Uh-huh

Okay. Well, I'm not gonna .freak out

.You must be the Dragon Master

I've heard so much about you

that I simply had to come .and pay my respects

[WHEEZING AND COUGHING]

.No, the respects are all mine

,I mean .in the paying department

I feel like I should be paying .or we could split the check

[I mean... [CLEARS THROAT

,Sorry about all the... You know ...with the little, you know

And, who are these ?flying children

[ALL GASP]

.These are my Kung Fu students

What a wonderful moment .to be so close to all of you

.Such a beautiful village

Perhaps you could give me ?a little tour

.Sure thing One official Dragon Master !tour coming right up

I look forward to getting to .know each one of you very soon

:PO So, as you can see, I'm really proud of all the work

my students have done .to make this place a home

A home full of practice dummies and punching bags

.and sharp objects

...So, anyway

[SIGH OF ADMIRATION]

What the heck ?you lookin' at, bubba

.Nothing

?What's that supposed to mean

Grand Abbot Jindiao teaches us in his wisdom

that everything is nothing .and nothing is everything

,Okay then .thanks for nothing

.See? Now you're getting it

I wonder if I might ask ?a huge favor

.Anything, Grand Abbot Jindiao

It would mean the world to my little Pika Monks

if we could have .a Kung Fu exhibition match

Your students .against my students

.Sure. An exhibition match

.Just a little exhibish .Between friends

:PO ?Sounds like fun, huh kids

!Oh, my gosh

I can't wait to try real Kung Fu

in a safe, heavily regulated .tournament setting

And we should celebrate this auspicious event

.with a meal between friends

.Yeah! Now it's a party

Cart, show Daddy Ping .where the mean panda hurts you

I'll kiss it .and make it all better

What? You talk to it .like it's alive

.Don't listen to him, Cart

And you, you talk .to your plants

.Plants are alive .And, they're my friends

Without them I'm just .a little bit alone

?And, these two are

.My two dads

.It is a great honor

!I brought Cart

,Actually, Dads .I'm glad you're both here

?You are ?You are

Yes, because you can volunteer .to help out

Grand Abbot Jindiao and I are going to have

a Kung Fu exhibition match .between our students

Dad, you'll be in charge of .running the exhibition match

,And, Dad

you'll be in charge of the big !celebration dinner beforehand

?How much do I get paid

Remember, this is a .friendly exhibition match

.Right? Between friends .Points only .And definitely no chi

?Okay, guys ...Pull your punches and

Jing, you wanna join us ?over here

What I want to do is get my dumb chi pumping and read this .janky scroll

Look, I know you feel like !you let your friends down.BAO: Yeah, she did

,Quiet, you. Truth is sometimes it's up .to the universe

.You have to be patient

!BAO: So, let's go [JING WHOOPING]

.NU HAI: I give up ...PO: It's gonna be so great

.The scroll must be in there .Find it

[HUMMING AND SCATTING]

:MEI MEI .Adore me, people

♪ I am the Queen of the Ribbon ♪

!And, finish

!I said finish

!Thank you Your applause almost fills

the bottomless hole in my heart .where the happiness should be

!What a wonderful performance

,Before we start I would like for Po and I

to raise our bowls .in a toast to friendship

.Mad respect

[STOMACH GRUMBLING]

And now, I'm so proud to present to you my Kung Fu students

...facing off against The Flying .Don't laugh

,The Flying Pika Monks of The Most Auspicious Temple of

the Heavenward Plumblossom !Serene Moonbeam

[GRUMBLING] Have you ever considered ...getting a

...A shorter name for

.I'm not feeling so hot ...Sorry, I just

!Coming in for a rough landing

:PANDA 1 Somebody give him .mouth-to-mouth

...And the dumplings

[MUMBLING]

?What's wrong with him

.I've seen this before

It's some kind of allergic .reaction to something he ate

Well, he was never allergic .to anything before

.Don't worry

.I'll nurse Po back to health

You two should continue .with the exhibition match

We should continue .with the exhibition match

I am known .as the healer of healers

You are known as .the healer of healers

Why are you keep repeating ?what he's saying

?Over and over again

.I don't need a repeat

?Is Master Po okay

.He's fine, kids

Let's continue with .the exhibition match

[PO MOANING]

.Don't worry, children

[VOICE CHANGES] .He's in excellent hands

!I found it

?The scroll

No. I dropped my lucky seashell .during all the ransacking

.But, I found it

Silence, Huifang! Those children must have taken the scroll .with them

[BLOWS A RASPBERRY]

?Where am I

!Surrender your chi to me

?What the heck is going on

.LI: Everyone, Po is fine

.So, please don't worry

He is in the capable care of the Grand Abbot Jindiao

who has asked us to continue with .the Kung Fu exhibition match

Will the referee please ?take her place

.Let's get ready to exhibit .Have at it

.Get your dry salty plums here

,You're just getting whomped on .flounced, paddled, destroyed

Those little Pika Monks are .taking you behind the woodshed

You must be insanely embarrassed right now and you probably ...should

,As usual .not your best pep talk, Grandma

.Come on, Jing. You're up next

...MR. PING: Oh. Well

:JADE TUSK .I see the scroll

The angry one stashed it .in the food cart

.You are strong

But you will not be .strong enough

.Come at me, bro

!And, fight

.Go ahead, little fella

.Just get it over with .Put me down

Put me out of my .loser-filled-misery

.Don't despair, little girl .Life is beautiful

I got an idea. I'll give you .this point

.It'll make you feel better

.Thanks, guy

Hey, fellas. I'm gonna ...let her get

.Hey! That was a sucker punch .Not cool

.Nice

.Total bush league move

If that's how ,they want to do this

I say we give it back to .them, in kind

,Wait, guys. It was my idea .I just wasn't ready

!Hey! No fair Those little guys are acting .like bullies

.And I hate bullies Especially when they're .so huggably soft

They won't be cuter than me when .we knock some scars into them

!I am the cutest one here

.I hereby call a free for all

Do you think we should tell them ?that I wanted you to hit me

Nah, let's let them do their .thing a little bit longer

.Fun to watch

.Keep your hands off my goodies

!Help! Cart under attack

!Silence

!NU HAI: Stop ?You again

Hey! That's no way to treat !that pathetic old man

.Poison Clan. To me

!No

.I can save you, Cart .It's going to be okay

!No

.I have beaten you, Po

.Give me your chi, now

!Give me your chi

!I command it

!Yes

:MYSTERY VOICE .Master Po, get up

.Fight .You are in your own mind

?Master Oogway

,No, Dragon Master .but I am a friend

You have all the power in .your own mind

.Get up

,I don't know who you are .and I don't care

!But get out of my head

.That was one crazy dream

!Grand Abbot Jindiao? Oh, no

!My butt

!So much pain

!Everyone, please .Stop hurting each other

.PO: Help, somebody help

I woke up and found .Grand Abbot Jindiao like this

.He's barely breathing

!Yes

[WHIMPERING VOICE] .Thank you, dear one

Master Po, you should be .very proud of your students

And you really showed me .something special today

Jing, if you have any of that ?White Tiger healing chi left

.My butt really hurts

:JING I'm not goin' anywhere .near your butt, bubba

:FAN TONG .No worries .My butt will be fine

?What of the scroll, Jade Tusk

.Destroyed, Master

Good. Then we needn't worry about anyone .learning of the past

:NU HAI I just couldn't wait .until tomorrow

We'll show Master Po what it .says, but I gotta see it now

.Let's do this

?Jing

This is the last" will and testament .of the Four Constellations

.And a dire warning"

.Beware the Dragon Master"

He has turned evil corrupted" by the Golden Chi .bestowed upon him

The Dragon Master desires" .control of the Wellspring

We have only" .one chance to contain him

,If we fail" .there is only darkness

Beware, beware" ".the Dragon Master

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