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[PO: [BANGING ON METAL !All right, everybody up !It's Kung Fu time

!First day of class

!Intruder

[SHIVERS NERVOUSLY]

!Oh! Hey, Master Po !Wow, that would've been bad [LAUGHS]

.AWKWARD CHUCKLE] Yeah] .Let's go wake up the others

[ALL GASP]

[SNORING]

?Bao

?Huh? What up, Master Po

.Up and at 'em, little guy --Hey, where's your sister

!Present, Master Po

?What are you doing

,I was so excited .I couldn't sleep

Here, I made a list of all the Kung Fu .I want to learn

,Diggin' that Kung Fu 'tude .Nu Hai

We're gonna need it if we're gonna get to the bottom ...of that insane

Four Constellations Hero Chi .you've got

.And I've got a surprise for you

I found an amazing new place !for us to train

!PO: Ta-da

BAO: We're supposed to train ?all the way up there

Look at all those !great stairs, huh

You think I was born with this .killer bod? No, I earned it

Running up the stairs .of the Jade Palace !Race you to the top

[PO STRUGGLING AND PANTING]

?Am I there

I knew I'd beat those kids !to the... Oh, come on

.She's a real beaut', sir

.NU HAI: Yeah, this is good

I'm sure if we slap a little ,of paint on it ...and maybe some nails

!Woah

!ALL: Woah

[PLANK CREAKS]

.Kung Fu teachable moment

This new training hall may look ...less than epic on the outside

But in Kung Fu, it's all about .what's inside that counts

.Wow. It is so much worse inside

.It smells like dying in here

Yeah, nice. Wonder if I could .get this as a scented candle

[GIGGLING]

I bet there's even stuff in here .we could use to make equipment

,No offense, Master Po ...but this place is

[Perfect! [SCREAMS IN EXCITEMENT

,Okay, before we start .let's talk chi

Hero Chi is supposed to go to one master .in every generation

And somehow .all four of you got it

How did you receive ?your Hero Chi

I got it from dying and coming .back from the Spirit Realm

.Which, P.S., I don't recommend

And Master Oogway got it from the Peach Tree .of Heavenly Wisdom

.Wow

!No way

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

!JING: Awesome

You guys got your individual powers .for a reason

Now that's some serious .chi power you kids are rockin'

We could easily blow the roof off this place .if we don't control it

?And, uh... What

...We ...About that

We don't know how we got our chi .to show up the other night

We got jack squat !in the clue department, Sir

.That's okay .We'll figure it out together .It's gotta still be in there

.You, Fan Tong [FAN TONG WHIMPERS]

?You got Red Phoenix, right

PO: Master Red Phoenix was the most courageous .Constellation of all

...Willing to jump into the middle of the most dangerous battles and, and

?Fan Tong? Where'd he go

.He's probably peeing his pants

".Correction. "Peed

So maybe we've got .some work to do ?Okay, who's got White Tiger

!Right here! Hyah

PO: White Tiger ,was an excellent healer .and such a chill guy

.His chillness was legendary

Everyone who ever met him ,was like, "Man .that dude's so chill

".He wouldn't even hurt a fly"

!Hyah

[FLY BUZZES]

?Jing, what are you doing

.Just trying to hurt this fly .It looked at me weird

!Hyah .Chill

[FLY BUZZES] [BUZZING STOPS]

.Moving on .Master Black Tortoise

!What-what

PO: Always put the needs .of others above his own

.He was the most selfless of all the Four Constellations

One time he even stopped a meteor from hitting ...the Earth

.Using only his chi

!BAO: Aw, yeah

I'm the best !at being selfless, y'all !Ooh-ah! Ooh-ah! Ooh-ah

[SNIGGERS] ?Can I go next

I assigned a ton of homework to myself to prepare ...for our first class

So I know all .about Master Blue Dragon

NU HAI: Blue Dragon .was the leader

,Smart, focused .always knew what to do

And he was a crack shot .with a bow and arrow

!Pew, Pew, pew, pew, pew

!Ha-haa! Got ya

...Pew, pew, pew

!HESITANTLY] Pew]

How come she gets ,a bow and arrow ?and all I do is heal

.Lame. I wanna trade with Nu Hai

?You know what I'd like to upgrade .to a cooler power, too

[BOTH FIGHTING] !I'll take the turtle .I like turtles

.No, guys, come on .You can't trade

!BAO: Not the face

.Chi doesn't work that way [CONTINUE FIGHTING]

[BONES CRACKING]

[CRACK] ...Oh

[Ah, these old bones. [CHUCKLES

,Many blessings .sisters and brothers

We are all connected .by the chi of the universe

Legend tells that the original Dragon Warrior ...subsisted on nothing more

,Than the dew from a ginkgo leaf [and the chi of the universe.[ALL EXCLAIM

,LAUGHS] Yes] ...it may sound far-fetched

But I have been sustaining myself with chi for as long .as I can remember

...Keeps me young. And

,A thousand apologies ,sisters and brothers .it seems I'm needed elsewhere

[STRAINING]

Could someone ?help me up, please

,Have you lost your mind ?Jade Tusk

Showing your face .in my monastery

!Ooh! Drama

!Silence, Huifang

We are never to be seen .together above-ground

I have had enough ...of your failure

.Master, I've located Pious Chan

?Who's Pious Chan

Can someone please get her ?out of here

,Lure her away with a snack !or something

Why do you show her ?such kindness, Master

.Her uncle works for the emperor

?Now where can I find Pious Chan

,In a cave .half-a-day's journey from here .I will bring him to you, Master

No. I should pay a personal visit .to our old friend

By the by, what do you think ?of my winter plumage

.I think it's very slimming

You are always divine .in my eyes, Master

.Right answer

Master Po, wait until you see .what we have done in here .It is spiffy

I can't even believe .we're related sometimes

!Wow

!Sweet bodacious bodacity !This place looks awesome

Dang! We really Kung Fu'ed .the crud out of this dump

There sure is a lot less .moist garbage than before

Yeah, if you ignore ,how bad it smells in here

this place is probably .like the Jade Palace

!We've got one of those !And that thing

!Ha! Hoo! Hee! Hiya

[GASPS IN FEAR]

.Oh! Chill, Nu Hai

.Let's take a breath and focus .Not jump ahead of ourselves

[Right. [BREATHES DEEPLY

,Wow, you're right .I do feel more focused

!EXCITED] I love Kung Fu] [SCREAMS]

Me too! I painted a face !on this dummy

".His name is "Fan Tong Junior [LAUGHS]

All righty! Let's see .what we're working with

!Woah !Yaaa

[GRUNTING]

[RINGS BELL THRICE]

!Aw

[AGGRESSIVE SCREAMING]

[BELL BANGS] [PO CRASHES]

!Great first week, everybody You guys are really .coming along

.Right here. Give me some paw !Yeah! Right there, yeah! Whoa

I'll do a little research on the Four Cs while .you're at school tomorrow

See if there's anything that might help us unlock .that Hero Chi

But I think we're .on the right track

.We're just regular kids ?What if this was all a mistake

!There are no accidents .And I'm going to prove it

?Hmm

The Master will be pleased to see there's still powerful chi

,running through those old veins .Pious Chan

You are lucky the Master needs .you alive

...JINDIAO: Oh, Jade Tusk

Must everything be so dramatic ?with you

?Grand Abbot Jindiao ,Your Holiness ?who are these monks

I've never seen them at the Temple .of the Heavenward Plum Blossom

,Master Chan .I require your help [COUGHS]

The Hero Chi of the Masters of the Four Constellations .has been found

.That's amazing

.Uh, one teensy wrinkle

Apparently the chi is being guarded by a fat ridiculous panda

claiming to be .the Dragon Master

.I don't understand, Grand Abbot ?What do you need from me

.So glad you asked

.Pious Chan, my dear old friend

...I need your

.Chi

[GROWLING] [CHAN SCREAMS]

,I'm surprised to see you .Master Po

Well, I can't be saving the world ?all the time, right

No, I meant, you don't strike me .as much of a reader

.Oh! Ouch. Okay. Good feedback

Look, I need to see whatever scrolls you have

on the Legend .of the Four Constellations

All of a sudden, everybody's !got Four Constellations fever

.Oh? You're welcome

,Don't eat, or make a mess or do anything weird in here .while I'm gone

Pfft! You make sure you don't do .anything weird, old timer

[GRUNTS]

!Ow

[MOANS]

The universe picked us to be .specialer than I already was

I don't see why we still have .to go to regular school

,Guys, I hear you ...but as your leader

?As our, huh ?Yeah, who decided that

?Uh, the universe

It saw my natural leadership skills and decided .I was Blue Dragon

[Leadership skills"? [SCOFFS" ?Like what

.Organized. Excellent speller .Always five minutes early

Willingness to try .strange foods ?Arithmetic. Need I go on

!PING: Attention, everyone

I come bearing a message .for the Dragon Master

Bandits have overtaken Wu-Ran Village and the local .constable requests his help

We are .the Dragon Master's students .I am the leader

.Still up for debate

We will deliver your message .to Master Po

.Your kindness warms my heart

[BABY PANDA CHUCKLING]

Hey, does this cafe ,have a public bathroom ?or do I have to buy something

!Oh-em-gosh, you guys .This is huge

!I know! Delivering mail .Somebody pinch me .But not too hard

?No. Don't you see

We couldn't get our chi to work ...at the Training Hall

But remember what happened when ?we fought those warrior monks

!Boom! Chi

.That's not totally dumb

,Like Master Po said ".There are no accidents"

This has to be the universe !pointing us to our destiny

.No, no, no

We should definitely deliver .this straight to Master Po

.Oh, I'm sorry, kids ...Po's not here right

.Welp we tried .Let's go save a town

Are you forgetting what ...Master Po said about

taking a breath" and" ?"not getting ahead of yourself"

I bet if we took out ,those bandits .you'd be famous

!Let's go be heroes, y'all! Woo

[READING TO HIMSELF]

!Argh! Come on

!Ow

Many have sung the praises" of the Masters .of the Four Constellations

But few ever mention" "...their humble origin

.Huh? What a mess

[PO SCREAMING]

!Ow! Ow

.Okay, that's enough

!Come on

.Okay, that tickles

!Hey! Dragon Master ?Back already? Huh

?Back from Wu-Ran Village [PANDA CRASHES AND CHUCKLES]

Your, your students said .they'd give you the message

?"Message"

[SCREAMING IN FEAR]

!NU HAI: Holy underpants

Guys, it's time to get our chi !on and save this town

[YAKS LAUGHING]

[CLEARS THROAT]

!Halt, evil-doers .Your days of crime are over

?ALL: Hmm

?Hmm

[YAKS LAUGHING]

?Come on! You want a piece of me

[PANDAS SCREAMING]

!Okay, heat of battle !Ready to go !Here comes the chi

[STRAINING]

.NU HAI: Any minute now

[AGGRESSIVE GRUNTING]

Your aggressive grunting does not seem to be .slowing them down

Okay, we might have .gotten ahead of ourselves here

.Uh... New plan ?What would Master Po do !Okay, everybody split up

!No, no, no, stay together

,What's the ding-dang plan ?"leader"

!Come on Nu Hai, think !You got this! Think! Come on

!Into that alley

[PANDAS PANTING]

[BOTH STRUGGLING]

[Yeah! Ha-haa! [GASPS

[PANDAS SCREAM]

.Hello, hello

[SCREAMING]

?What have we here [BOTH CONTINUE SCREAMING]

!Wait! Nu Hai

[NU HAI GRUNTS] [YAK LAUGHS]

[SCREAMING]

[ROARING]

[GULPS]

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

[PANDAS STRUGGLING]

!Think, come on !Come on, Nu Hai, think !You got this

.PO: Just take a breath. Focus

[BREATHES IN]

[SCREAMING]

[GRUNTS]

!Woah! That was so cool

?Oh, Master Po's here ...I'm just gonna go ahead and

...Uh

What the heck are you guys ?doing out here

[YAKS LAUGHING]

.Hold that thought

[PO SCREAMS] [FIGHTING]

.Where was I? Oh, right

You had one week !of Kung Fu training !You're not ready for this

!You could've gotten hurt

.Don't be mad at them .This was my idea

Well, I'd, like, be way madder !if this wasn't so awesome

,And you hit that dude !like blaow

And taking the heat ?for your mistake

That's legit leader skills .right there

!Oh

?How did you do that chi thing

I just stopped .and took a breath .Like you taught me

!Awesome! I taught you that

!I totally taught her that

Now we just gotta figure out how to get the rest of your .guys' Hero Chi activated

But clearly ,I'm an excellent teacher

and you guys .are excellent students

.Chiggy-ty-check this out .Did a little research-a-rooney

Turns out the Four Constellations

didn't start out .as masters of chi either

They were farmers .and shopkeepers .Humble origins

And they found the greatness .inside of themselves

.Just like we're gonna do

.Together

We should have nothin' .to worry about

.You look well, Master

.JINDIAO: Hmm

?Yes, I do, don't I

Our old friend Pious Chan's chi .did not disappoint

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

I feel more .like my old self already

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