Original subtitles

Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull

Well, I guess we gotta find another one.

Hemingway.

You a fan?

- He was a genius... - But?

Too much of a cheesemo for me.

If we're talking authors who killed themselves,

I'll take Virginia Wolfe.

Did my other book come in yet?

Yes, um...

Here you go.

Hope you don't mind I read some of it.

Kinda bad about that, I can't help myself.

What'd you think?

Pretty fascinating stuff.

Like the old tales of people turning into wolves

and town drunkards stealing chickens

and losing their minds at the full moons.

They are probably just mentally ill.

How do you know?

I guess I can't know for sure,

but I don't really believe in supernatural stuff.

Maybe what some consider supernatural

is simply unexplained scientific phenomenon.

Now we're talking.

Here's for both.

Keep the change.

Lisa, right?

Yeah.

Um, thanks.

I was sorry to hear about your grandmother.

Thanks, Miss Stoddard.

Please, just Mary.

Thanks for coming in, Mary.

Hi, Mary.

You dropped your books.

Oh shit.

Always good to see you, sweetie.

Okay, everybody.

It's closing time.

What the hell?

What's up, bitch?

Jessica Huckins, immature as ever.

Could you please leave?

But I'm looking for a book.

I didn't know you could read.

Oh, Lisa.

Always the wittiest one in the room.

Think this'll do nicely.

Fahrenheit 451.

I don't think you'll understand it.

I'm not gonna read it.

I'm gonna burn it.

I really wish you could get the irony of that.

You better not.

You're no fun.

Why doesn't it surprise me that burning books

is your idea of fun?

Hey, Lisa.

Why'd you come back?

Everyone was so happy when you left.

Her grandma, girl.

So what, she dies and leaves you all this?

Yep, she went and got some fancy degree overseas

and now you're right back where you started.

What a waste.

I like the movie, maybe I'll like the book.

What do you think?

Fits you.

For $200 you can take it home.

Are you out of your fucking mind?

It's a first edition.

Sure.

Tell you what, I'm just gonna take it.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

Later, bitch.

Don't, Lisa.

It's easier this way.

This is nothing a spirited beverage or two can't conquer.

Also our friend MJ.

All right, two beers.

Do you know what you wanna eat?

We will take a veggie thin crust.

Oh, you got it.

Thanks, Emma.

- Thanks, Emma. - Shut up!

God, that book was expensive.

It's not even like I can report it.

Yeah, her mother won't do anything

to mommy's little country princess.

She didn't even do anything when Gretchen went missing,

she's not gonna give a shit about a book.

Maybe I can go to the state police.

There's gotta be somebody above her somewhere.

Tell you what, later on we'll slash Jessica's tires.

They've gotta be worth the same as the book, right?

Probably would make me feel a little better.

So will this.

To Northbrook, where the Huckins clan

and all eligible bachelors are scum.

I don't need a man, I practice self-love.

Oh, don't we all?

To self-love then.

To self-love.

I know, I know.

I can't, you see.

But what if?

- Right? - Fun?

Where will we go?

You want a special cookie?

Morgan.

We're going to kill you, Morgan.

Morgan.

Morgan.

Morgan.

Dude, they jacked up his ride.

Are you here, Morgan?

Morgan.

Are you here, Morgan?

But you live to do all this.

Do you know why?

Perhaps I was chosen.

You're freaks.

I'm a man.

The last man.

Not Dr. Robert.

- Robert! - He does everything he can.

They were afraid of me.

This was different in the book.

They were afraid of me.

- Bye. - Bye.

Don't forget to love yourself.

Oh, don't forget to dream of Vincent.

Oh, no thank you.

Bye.

Oh, shit.

Hey, bitch.

What do you want, Jessica?

Brought your book back.

This isn't a library.

I know.

I know, I suck.

How can I make it up to you?

You could stop calling me bitch.

Consider it done.

You could apologize for once in your life.

I am sorry, Lisa.

Look, I know it's not enough.

How about we hang out sometime?

I'll be nice, I promise.

What are you on?

Come on, we'll drive all the way out to Kansas City,

I'll take you to that art museum.

Seems like something you'd like.

It is, but not with you.

Wow.

You have never liked me, have you?

Why would I?

Listen, Lisa, can I bare my soul to you just a little?

Not possible.

I, uh...

There's just something I wanna tell you.

God, what?

This.

What the hell are you doing?

What?

You and Sam all through high school.

She's my best friend, you idiot.

What the hell is the matter with you?

You wanna know what I think about you, Lisa?

You gonna cry now?

Don't flatter yourself.

It's too bad.

Tears give me a hard on.

Fuck you.

No, Lisa. Fuck you.

Get out of here and leave me alone.

Wrong move.

What other choice do I have, Sam?

I know, it's just...

This is Deb Huckins we're talking about.

If I don't do anything Jessica's just gonna keep

taking advantage of me.

You want me to go with you?

I can leave and meet you there.

No.

I got it.

Thanks.

Of course.

Yep.

The tree again?

No.

I said no, Mrs. Peterson.

I can't come out there and get your cat

out of the god damn tree every time it runs up there.

Sheriff, this is important.

Because it's a damn cat, that's what they do.

If I come out there I'm gonna blow it

to smithereens with my shotgun.

Yeah, bye, Mrs. Peterson!

Idiots.

Okay, Lisa.

What is it?

Nick, start taking a report.

Uh last week Jessica came into my store

with some of her friends and she chased off all

my customers and stole a rare copy of "A Clockwork Orange".

Heck of a book.

Now, go on, devushka.

Doesn't that constitute theft, papushka?

Where's the book now?

That leads me to today.

I was alone in the store and she came back in with the book-

- Oh, wait, hold on a second.

She brought the book back.

Well, yeah, but that doesn't matter.

She stole it.

Well, maybe she just thought you were running

a little library or something.

Sure, let's pretend that makes sense.

She brought the book back and then she came onto me.

Well, she has good taste, Lisa.

I'm serious, she spit in my face.

Well, nobody ever died from a little spittle.

She assaulted me.

How?

She kissed me and I didn't-

- Hm, that's not assault.

Then what do you call it?

It's a kiss, dum dum.

It's a kind gesture.

It wasn't consensual.

- That is textbook- - Look, it is not assault

if nobody got hit.

Oh, that's bullshit.

What do you think, Nick?

It ain't assault if nobody got hit.

You got that right, ma.

Learned that in the academy the very first day.

Besides, she's a good girl, you ain't hurt or nothing.

Why don't you just let this one pass?

Nick, stop the report.

I knew it.

You're not gonna do anything.

Like I said, no harm no foul.

There's no point to any of this.

Okay, well I'm just gonna take this to

the county trash man or whoever the hell has authority

over you and tell them what is going on here,

so thanks for nothing.

Now, that is no way to talk to the town sheriff,

is it, Lisa?

You seem to have a bit of an attitude problem.

It sounds like disturbing the peace there, Sheriff.

You hear that?

Disturbing the peace.

How'd you like to spend the night in jail?

I didn't do anything.

Disorderly conduct.

- God. - Hey.

Let me go.

Resisting arrest, too.

She put her hands on me too, Mom.

Is that right?

Well, maybe you're the one

that committed assault, huh, Lisa?

Might have to lock you up for a long time.

Easy now.

Did I ever tell you about your grandma?

She fucked her way across the whole town.

I'm surprised you haven't followed suit.

How's that for assault, sweetie?

Please let me go.

I promise I won't tell anybody.

When I was a little girl we had a dog named Otto.

I loved that dog, but he was stubborn as hell

so my daddy beat the shit out of him until he listened.

Near as I can tell you're just a bitch

that needs to be taught a very severe lesson.

All right, Jess, she's outta my hands.

You know what to do.

Right.

I'm gonna enjoy this.

Millie, you want in on this?

No.

Nick?

It ain't worth me scuffing up my boots.

Think that's enough of a lesson?

No, she needs a permanent reminder.

Knock out a couple of her teeth

with a hammer and pliers.

I'm sure Dr. Wilkins could use the business

for a pair of new dentures.

You're sick.

All right, I'll take over.

Not gonna happen.

Don't think for one second I won't cut your balls off.

It does give me an idea.

Give me your pliers, Nick.

Everyone's gonna have to hold her down for this one.

Hey.

Can't you idiots do anything right?

Now what do we do with her?

You take her car and you sink it in the river.

Go on and get on it.

Right.

Nick, you guys take her out to the woods

and feed her to the wolves.

They prefer live game.

Got it.

And Nick, make sure you finish the lesson.

Well, good thing Jess isn't here for this.

Here.

It's okay, Lisa.

You're safe here.

Where am I?

My cottage.

You remember me, right?

Yeah.

What were you dreaming about?

Wolves.

You got a nasty bite from one.

Don't worry, I cleaned it out for ya and bandaged you up.

What time is it?

Four o'clock in the afternoon.

Been asleep for almost 10 hours.

Do you remember anything?

You're lucky you survived.

Where is this cottage?

A few miles outside of High Mills.

High Mills.

I knew they took me north.

They?

You live in Northbrook, right?

Yeah.

Nice little town.

Sheriff's a bitch.

Can I get you something?

Coffee? Water?

Whiskey?

That's tempting.

I'll take water.

Thank you for taking care of me, Mary.

Happy to help.

Drink up.

And then I think you should get some more rest.

I'll take you home later.

- Or to the sheriff if- - No.

Get some more rest, I insist.

Sorry about the clothes.

No, it's okay. I appreciate it.

That's for my dog, Gus.

Mary, could you just take me home?

Come on, let's go.

Why don't you tell me what really happened?

I'd rather not.

You can trust me.

Uh, some people beat me up and left me in the woods

and I don't want them to know I'm alive.

Beat you up?

Look, you saved my life and I'll never be able

to thank you enough for that.

You're welcome.

Where the hell have you been?

I've been worried out of my fricken mind.

No bruises, no fractures that I can see.

There should be some marks left behind.

They ripped off two of my fingernails.

Look.

Maybe you just got a concussion

and that didn't actually happen?

Maybe.

And they cut my forehead

and it's gone like it was never there.

Just the bite wound which is already

healed for some reason.

I don't get it.

Can I stay with you for awhile?

I don't want them to find me.

I guess.

Of course!

You should've moved in with me when you came back.

Stop!

Did I hit him?

Hide the weed.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm so sorry. I didn't see you guys coming.

No, it's okay, we almost hit you.

Hey, don't worry that

- should be fine. - Yeah, it's not that bad.

My friend should be out in a second, she's a nurse.

Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing?

Hey, hey.

- Let me go, let me go! - Lisa!

What was that all about?

I just feel really weird.

What the hell is happening?

Where are your Clark Kent specs?

They broke them and now I can see just fine without them.

You know what?

I think we should be proactive.

How?

Sheriff, I need your help.

We're on a break, Sam.

Yeah, I know, I couldn't find you at the station

and I saw your car here.

Well, it must be an emergency then.

Yeah, I can't find my friend Lisa anywhere.

She's not at home, she hasn't opened her store.

I can't find her car.

It's like she just disappeared.

You say her car's gone?

Well, maybe she just left town and like went

on a little vacation or something.

She's not answering her phone either,

it just goes straight to voicemail.

Well, that is strange, but these sorts

of things happen all the time.

I think it's best just to wait a little bit.

99 times out of 100 people just leave

and then they show back up.

She wouldn't leave without contacting me.

Can I fill out a missing person report or something?

No, it's questionable if she's even missing-

- So you're not even gonna do anything?

Look, don't get your panty in a whirl.

I'll tell you what we'll do.

We'll go by her apartment and the store,

snoop around town a little bit, see what we can turn up.

That sound all right?

Thanks.

Run along now, Samantha.

Did you leave her there?

Left her in the woods up in High Mill.

Well, I figure the wolves would eat her, or...

Or maybe Dolphus might

- put her in that little- - Look, Ma.

We both heard the wolves closing in, all right?

She is shitting in the woods or that freak got her.

We'll see.

What's up?

Yeah, is Millie with you?

Put me on speaker.

Will you two idiots turn off the your games for two seconds?

Lisa, Miss LaRoux is a missing person

and she is gonna stay a missing person forever.

You two idiots are taking this to your grave

or I'm gonna put you there myself, you understand?

Yeah, Mom, we got it.

Yeah, let's go through the motions.

Get your shit and let's go.

Copy that, Mom.

They're totally playing it off.

They say they're gonna look for you

but I don't think they know you're alive.

Thank god.

What happened?

You better find her.

Or you gonna be a little chicken shit

like you were with Gretchen?

Don't act like you didn't like it.

I heard you last night.

Oh.

How could I not?

You need help.

No, I don't.

I can deal with this on my own.

I'm worried about you.

I just...

I need to get out of the house,

so I'm just gonna go for a drive.

Someone will see you, dipshit.

I won't get out of my car until I'm way out of town.

Be careful.

I'm sorry to keep you late, but we gotta get this done.

What do you wanna eat?

I'm not hungry.

Okay, I'll be back in a few.

Jerry?

Jerry, is that you?

Oh my.

Lisa.

I'm so sorry.

They shouldn't have done that to you.

You didn't deserve it.

I didn't do anything.

Exactly.

Lisa?

What happened?

Millie Thompson, I think I killed her.

You think you killed her? What?

I...

I couldn't stop myself.

Did anyone see you?

No.

What's going on with you?

What if they find out it was you?

I can't believe you actually killed someone.

Lisa, Lisa!

What!

What are we gonna do?

I know what I'm gonna do.

What?

It's blowing up.

Millie Thompson died in the auto shop.

Fuck.

Lisa LaRoux.

Killer?

What the hell is happening?

If you don't feel comfortable with me staying here

I can leave.

What are you gonna do? Live in the woods?

No, but I know someone who does.

You're scaring off my paying customers, Mom.

You hear?

About Millie?

Yeah.

It may of looked like an accident,

but I can guarantee you it wasn't.

Lisa.

Damn straight.

Gotta find her.

Your brother and I are gonna pay her friend a little visit.

What do you want me to do?

Take this, head over to her place

and see if she shows up there.

Try not to fuck it up.

Okay, I am Lisa.

And you are?

Fucking creepy.

Hey, Lisa.

What is happening to me, Mary?

You know, don't you?

You were bitten by a special kind of wolf

and now you are one.

Okay, I told you I don't believe in the supernatural.

It's not supernatural, it's scientific phenomenon.

And I just ran into this really shady dude in the woods-

- Stay away from him at all costs.

You're developing special abilities.

It affects everyone differently.

Most people who actually survive an attack with only a bite

die of an infection within hours.

What the hell is this?

A picture of me and my sister.

Sister?

You know she's the antichrist, right?

We had a rough upbringing.

Our father was a drunk and somewhere along

the line Debbie became obsessed with power.

Yeah, I'd say.

She usurped the sheriff's position

by staging his disappearance.

Pretty sure she fed his carcass to the wolves.

Wolves.

I am losing control of myself.

- I had done things that are- - Embrace it.

Then you can learn to control it.

Lisa, listen to me very carefully.

You already had the power to overcome your ordeal,

now you have the power to make sure

that those that wronged you pay for what they did.

Take this, read the rest of it.

Open up

or I'm gonna break the door down.

What do you want?

Um, excuse me? Can I help you with something?

What is that? Patchouli?

Yeah, so?

Where is she?

What the hell are you talking about?

Don't play coy with me, we're looking for Lisa.

Nick, start searching the place.

I haven't seen her.

Why do you think I went down to your station yesterday?

And I'm pretty sure you can't search my place

without a warrant or something.

You can take that warrant and you can

shove it up your backside.

Now, we're gonna start searching this place

and you better pray to high heaven

that we don't find her, you understand?

Fine, go ahead and search.

You're not going to find anything.

You see? I told ya she'd give us permission.

Found this brick of weed.

No sign of Lisa.

You get this from Jessie?

No, her competition.

Look, I told you you wouldn't find anything.

My friend is missing.

Would you please find her?

All right, but if we find out she's been here

you're both going to jail.

That is unless you wanna come down to the station

and fill out that report.

Get the fuck out of my house.

All right, Nick. Let's go.

Oh, and we're confiscating your dope.

Next time buy from Jessie.

Assholes.

Oh, thank god it's you.

They came here, Lis.

- They know something's up. - I know.

What's wrong?

Jessica's passed out at my place.

Did you, you know,?

No.

Good.

I did get some answers, though.

Hey, Sam, come here for a sec.

Okay.

The last thing you ate today was a salad

with romaine lettuce and spinach,

cherry tomatoes, almond slivers, croutons,

and berry vinaigrette dressing.

Oh, and you're ovulating.

Wow.

Right?

What else does it say?

Um it says that I can heal from all

but the most severe wounds or ones made with silver.

Fire and decapitation can also kill me.

Yay.

And there's an entry here in Spanish that says

So, beware of the first lunar light.

What happens then?

Um, I can possibly turn into a wolf and stay that way

or I could turn into an.

A crossbreed.

If I'm strong I'll stay lucid,

and if not I could permanently lose my mind.

So, that's great.

This all went down during the full moon, right?

Yeah.

I say we leave town.

Like forever.

Okay.

Hey, Sam.

I said hi, Sam.

You look fantastic.

You sure do have a nice house.

Be a shame for you to throw that all away, wouldn't it?

Is there a reason you're parked in front of it?

You need to take care.

Stay on the up and up, you know what I mean?

Are you threatening me?

Sam!

Hi, Dana.

What the fuck?

You swing like a boy.

Millie deserved a quick death, you don't.

Fuck you, she was my friend.

I'm just protecting mine.

Lisa!

Oh, not again.

You smell like fries.

Did you bring me any?

Restaurant's normally closed today.

Folks couldn't find her so they came here looking for her.

God, I wonder how long she was held there.

Well, shit.

Oh no.

Lisa!

They're gonna suffer.

This isn't you.

Don't stoop to their level.

And I know they think you ruined your life,

but they didn't take everything.

You're still alive.

They did take everything.

Lisa.

I'll never feel whole again.

You're still you.

Don't forget that.

You're the only one I've got left.

I actually like sappy you, so.

Obviously not a vegetarian anymore.

Didn't we agree to leave?

We should've done that already.

We've got nothing keeping us here now.

I need to take care of Jessica and Nick on Friday night.

After that.

Millie and Dana are dead, right?

Do you feel any better?

What about Deb?

I want her to know it was me.

Lisa, these are dangerous people

and you're not invincible.

I'll be careful.

They can't hurt me.

I don't wanna lose my friend

- to those ha- - You won't.

I promise.

See you later, baby.

Doing okay?

Can we go?

No.

You're gonna sit here and you're gonna keep

that little mouth shut.

You got it?

Who's that?

Mama.

You are worthless, Chester.

You know that, right?

Hm, you must be new.

What's your name?

Um, Virginia.

Virginia.

Has a nice ring to it.

What do you say we get out of this hellhole?

Come on.

Hurry up.

Nice leggings.

Get you more business?

I guess.

All right, well, you're new here so I'm gonna

tell you how it's gonna be, all right?

You will provide me with full service free of charge

and in exchange I'm not gonna haul you off to jail.

Pretty sweet deal, huh?

All right, let's get kinky.

All right, enough of this.

You think I'm fucking stupid, Lisa?

What the fuck?

What the f...

How's this for full service?

Bitch.

Don't bother, it's definitely broken.

Fuck you, play time's over.

♪ Go ♪

♪ I remember a time after first grade ♪

♪ Before I met you ♪

Nick?

Come in, Nick.

Nick, I said come in, god damn it.

Nick, where in the hell are you?

♪ After school ♪

♪ All things that you say and everything you know ♪

♪ I am on the stage at the fuckin' Beezlefeast show ♪

♪ You've been talking shit, pointing middle fingers at me ♪

♪ Walk down off this stage and spank you with my knee ♪

♪ You said you ♪

Finally.

Thought you'd never die.

Where's Nick?

He left with the girl.

♪ I said you are fucked and this is what you say ♪

♪ You said you, is is the best you can do ♪

What's up, bitch?

Lisa.

You scared the shit out of me.

What the hell are you doing here?

Looking for you.

In a hurry?

Um, I'm just here with somebody.

Should probably see how they're doing.

Forget about him.

I sought you out because I wanted to bare my soul to you.

Oh yeah?

I like what you did to me.

Okay, get outta here.

What, do you think I'm some kind of idiot?

I'm serious.

I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

I want more.

Kiss me.

Do it.

Nick?

You have your radio on ya?

Why is your car over there on 5th Street?

I need you to meet me back at the station.

Nick.

Hello, Sheriff.

It's me.

Oh, good, I've been looking for you.

Say, Sheriff, you weren't hoping for grandkids

any time soon now, were you?

God damn it.

Perhaps I can repay you for that.

Why don't you meet me back at the station?

I got a little surprise for you.

And what's that?

I got your best friend with me.

What?

Yep, the lovely Samantha.

Don't you fucking touch her.

Oh, she didn't come along willingly.

Put her on, I wanna hear her voice.

Well, she can hear you but she can't come

to the phone right now, you're just gonna have

to trust me on that one.

I'm coming for you, Deb.

We'll be waiting for ya at the police station.

I'm gonna get you outta this, Sam.

Don't worry, I promise.

Yeah, Adolphus, this is me, Deb.

Yeah, well, I wouldn't be calling ya if I didn't have her.

Yeah, I got her friend, too.

You need to meet me down at the station. Now.

Uh huh, bring your gear with ya.

We're gonna have us a little fun, ain't we, Samantha?

You sit your ass down.

Fuck you!

You stay if you know what's good for ya.

Bitch must be here.

You think you can sneak up on me?

That's the second time I popped you in here, isn't it?

You should've seen it.

I slit your daughter's throat and I ate Nick.

I know how to deal with your kind.

Silver weapon.

Good for you.

Dolphus, help me get her up.

Yeah, you hold her arms in place.

Here we go.

Damn, she's a feisty one, ain't she, D?

Here, let's do the other one.

Go get the brand.

We've been hunting wolves for years.

We figured you'd become one.

Or at least make a nice meal for 'em.

It's a sign of your kind.

Now, I'm sorry, Lisa, but we gotta keep track of you.

Hold still.

I don't wanna mess up the girls.

Silver brand.

That mark ain't never going away.

I am gonna kill you.

Lord knows I've heard that one before.

Now we wait for the full moon to see what's gonna happen.

Oh, you've heard, haven't ya?

Most folks turn permanently and we have to hunt 'em.

Others develop wolf-like features during the full moon

and return to being human the next day.

Last one we had like that escaped recently.

She was your cousin, if I'm not mistaken.

Gretchen.

Yeah.

What happened to her?

We caught her and I had to kill her.

Seven years is a long time

to be held captive by this weirdo.

We're hoping with your lineage you're one

of the special ones, and if you are

we're gonna hack off your limbs so you can't get away.

Silver ax, they won't grow back.

And then Dolphus is gonna put you in a little box.

And Sam?

I'm not sure.

We might have you bite her, see if you can turn her, too.

Don't please.

- Please, let her go. - You don't fight it,

sweetheart.

There's nothing you can do to stop it.

Well, that's it.

I think she's done, D.

♪ Lisa, can you hear me ♪

♪ Is there anyone at home ♪

Fuck you.

Damn, I never had one that could talk during a full moon.

Here, let me.

This one's personal.

No, do me instead, do me instead.

What? What do you want?

Do me instead.

Do me instead.

What are you saying?

Do me instead?

No!

Hell, there ain't nobody on this planet I'd do that for,

least of all my best friend.

What?

You want me to test the ax out on you?

See how sharp it is?

That's a good idea.

Now, let's see.

Nose, ears.

Oh.

You two are touching, you really are.

Don't worry, Sam.

I'm gonna go easy on ya.

Yeah, it's good and sharp.

All right, Lisa.

The only time you're coming outta that box

is when Dolphus wants to play.

Bitch.

Okay, Lisa.

No more games.

But I love playing kill the sheriff.

Did you really eat Nick?

Can you keep your mouth that way then?

Who shot Deb?

What are you doing here?

Shooting my sister and saving your life.

You're welcome.

How were you following me without me knowing?

I stay downwind of you.

Can we maybe do this somewhere else?

I have a, uh, couple things I need to take care of.

Wake up, little pig.

What are you doing?

You said so yourself, my friends out here, the wolves,

they prefer live game.

You can't leave me out here.

Sure, I can.

You'd be nothing without me.

I'm a new terror born in death.

What's your name?

Brooke.

Let's go, Brooke.

Hey!

What the fuck is this?

Are you a monster?

I'm Lisa.

Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull