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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:03,799 DMSD Online 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:06,000 DMSD Online presents 3 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:10,020 Gorky Film Studio 4 00:00:10,630 --> 00:00:14,800 Happy-Go-Lucky 5 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:45,220 Written and Directed by Vasiliy Shukshin 6 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:56,460 Director of Photography Anatoliy Zabolotskiy 7 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:06,960 Production Designer Pyotr Pashkevich 8 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:20,800 Music by P. Chekalov 9 00:01:22,260 --> 00:01:25,800 English Subtitles by T. Kameneva 10 00:02:23,970 --> 00:02:25,220 Starring 11 00:02:25,340 --> 00:02:27,590 Lidiya Fedoseeva Vasiliy Shukshin 12 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,720 Vsevolod Sanaev Georgiy Burkov 13 00:02:35,300 --> 00:02:37,130 Zinoviy Gerdt Ivan Ryizhov 14 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:39,510 Stanislav Lyubshin Vadim Zakharchenko 15 00:03:15,470 --> 00:03:16,960 Why it's so quiet? 16 00:03:17,420 --> 00:03:19,220 Maybe it's raining. 17 00:03:19,420 --> 00:03:20,800 Why raining... 18 00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:27,590 Oh, what's this? You know... 19 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:28,880 Yes. 20 00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:30,520 What is it... 21 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:32,770 And why... 22 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,010 Cuckoo! 23 00:04:05,260 --> 00:04:09,590 Who stole the cue? 24 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:12,920 You! 25 00:04:14,510 --> 00:04:17,010 Hi, Borya! 26 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:19,050 Hi, Vanya! 27 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:20,970 You rowing? 28 00:04:22,090 --> 00:04:23,550 I say, you rowing? 29 00:04:23,670 --> 00:04:25,760 Propping up, bit by bit! 30 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,590 Come on, moor! Let's drink! 31 00:04:28,590 --> 00:04:29,760 Why the celebration? 32 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,090 I'm leaving! 33 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:33,470 For the south, to a health resort! 34 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,970 Neat! Way to go! 35 00:04:36,090 --> 00:04:37,510 Come and moor! 36 00:04:38,010 --> 00:04:40,670 No, pal, gotta speed on! 37 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:41,920 Well, too bad! 38 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:44,010 Shall we have a bash later? 39 00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:46,720 Don't you fear, Vanya, I'll never miss the chance! 40 00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:48,470 Well, take care. 41 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:05,760 Ah, there he is. 42 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:10,050 What's up? 43 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,760 - Nothing. - Why did you leave, then? 44 00:05:13,420 --> 00:05:15,420 I don't have any manners, right? 45 00:05:15,550 --> 00:05:18,590 Come on, Vanya, let's go. It's embarrassing, we left them. 46 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,800 C'mon, go! Go there. 47 00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:23,050 You enjoy yourselves. I'll sit here. 48 00:05:23,170 --> 00:05:25,300 What's the matter with you, Vanya? 49 00:05:25,470 --> 00:05:29,420 Come on, everybody's asking about you. They want to sing. 50 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:30,300 Go on, sing. 51 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:33,510 Oh, God, they're not gonna sing without you. 52 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,050 I dunno. 53 00:05:36,550 --> 00:05:38,970 Let's go, Vanya. 54 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:41,130 Is it really my fault, 55 00:05:41,260 --> 00:05:43,630 Is it really my fault... 56 00:05:46,420 --> 00:05:49,130 - Aren't we sitting good, huh? - Real celebration! 57 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:11,840 Living like an ignorant dolt is no big deal, I'm already halfway in life. 58 00:07:12,010 --> 00:07:16,090 I want my kids to be educated since early years. 59 00:07:17,130 --> 00:07:20,380 I don't need this vacation, I don't give a damn for this resort,... 60 00:07:20,510 --> 00:07:22,760 ...if you think that I... 61 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:27,170 I'll just take my fishing-rod, sit on the riverbank, and I'm rested. 62 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:28,550 That's it, happy-go-lucky. 63 00:07:28,670 --> 00:07:30,760 You'll be getting 130 rubles there. 64 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,020 Kseniya. 65 00:07:32,220 --> 00:07:34,050 I'm speaking, ain't I? 66 00:07:34,170 --> 00:07:35,270 Sorry. 67 00:07:35,970 --> 00:07:39,260 My kids will go to school, and they'll study the seas. 68 00:07:40,010 --> 00:07:41,840 But they've already seen it, the sea. 69 00:07:42,090 --> 00:07:45,340 They'll say our dad took us there when we were little. 70 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,090 I almost don't remember my father,... 71 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:52,960 ...but I do remember him taking me on horseback to Beryozovka as a kid. 72 00:07:53,050 --> 00:07:56,130 He must've brought me candies, too, and was nice to me. 73 00:07:56,260 --> 00:08:00,880 But I don't remember that, only how he put me on a horse. 74 00:08:01,220 --> 00:08:04,670 Nyura, what do you think? Why don't you say something? 75 00:08:05,420 --> 00:08:06,760 I really don't know. 76 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:09,300 He just powdered my brains about that sea. 77 00:08:09,420 --> 00:08:13,010 I want to go, but I'm getting the jitters, so scared I am. 78 00:08:13,130 --> 00:08:14,010 What are you scared of? 79 00:08:14,130 --> 00:08:18,050 How brave you are! What if they get sick on the way? 80 00:08:18,340 --> 00:08:20,220 If they get sick, you'll call the conductor. 81 00:08:20,340 --> 00:08:24,380 My kids got sick, call the doctor at the next stop. 82 00:08:24,510 --> 00:08:27,760 She goes to the radio relay center and calls the medical service... 83 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:30,970 You may kick the bucket seven times before they radio it... 84 00:08:31,090 --> 00:08:34,470 - Peace be with this house! - Oh, Lev Kazimirovich, come on in! 85 00:08:34,630 --> 00:08:35,840 It's all right, all right. 86 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,960 Here, a stool for you. Sit down, please. 87 00:08:39,050 --> 00:08:40,606 What's the occasion for this gathering? 88 00:08:40,630 --> 00:08:43,340 Saying goodbye to Ivan. He's going to the sea. 89 00:08:43,470 --> 00:08:45,670 - I'm going to the sea. - To the sea? 90 00:08:45,970 --> 00:08:47,720 Help us with your advice. 91 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:50,880 Ivan wants to take the kids along, and we're against it. 92 00:08:50,970 --> 00:08:53,970 My heart's aching, the kids are still too little. 93 00:08:54,090 --> 00:08:56,420 And he will drag them. What the devil for? 94 00:08:56,550 --> 00:08:59,840 Why the kids? 95 00:09:01,010 --> 00:09:02,340 For them to sunbathe. 96 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:07,550 Are you in your right mind? You want to leave the kids there? 97 00:09:09,260 --> 00:09:10,360 What d'you mean? 98 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,960 Couldn't you think of something less stupid? 99 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:18,170 I want to ask you something else. S'pose the carburetor jet got blocked. 100 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:21,470 The jet got blocked - the gas feed stopped. 101 00:09:21,590 --> 00:09:22,880 And the engine's working. 102 00:09:22,970 --> 00:09:25,420 - The engine's not working. - Yes, it's working. 103 00:09:25,550 --> 00:09:28,840 - Then the jet's not blocked. - It is, there's a backfire. 104 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:32,260 Then it's not completely blocked. 105 00:09:43,090 --> 00:09:45,090 The jet is blocked, you get it? 106 00:09:45,470 --> 00:09:46,920 But why? 107 00:09:47,970 --> 00:09:51,550 How old are the pistons? When did you last take a look at them? 108 00:09:52,130 --> 00:09:53,840 I've never looked. 109 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:58,920 Let me have a look at your hand,... 110 00:09:59,590 --> 00:10:03,010 By the cards I'll tell your fortune,... 111 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:07,260 I'll tell the whole truth to the end,... 112 00:10:07,630 --> 00:10:10,630 Your heart is heavy with misfortune... 113 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:13,840 Zina, why about misfortunes? Sing something more cheerful. 114 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,970 You can't sing yourself, so don't interfere with others. 115 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:18,510 Don't you worry. 116 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,630 Folks, let's sing our song. 117 00:10:21,090 --> 00:10:25,340 There're so many golden lights... 118 00:10:26,420 --> 00:10:31,510 ...in the streets of Saratov... 119 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,130 Look after the kids. 120 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:38,720 Be careful... 121 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:42,880 Mother, for Christ's sake, look after them. After the little one, I beg you... 122 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,920 God be with you... 123 00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:47,670 Will you please tell me when I'll be in Khabarovsk? 124 00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:50,800 The information office is open, ask them. 125 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,170 Well, did you say your goodbyes? 126 00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:41,860 It's an hour late already, and they don't make any announcements... 127 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:01,970 It's just awful! 128 00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:05,090 - What is it? - People are on strike everywhere. 129 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,010 - Where are we heading? - South. 130 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,300 Are you birds of passage? Heading south! 131 00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:15,630 Do you want bed linen? 132 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,170 I'm getting off in Gorsk. 133 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:20,380 And they'll need it, they're going south. 134 00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:23,470 Yes, we'll need it. 135 00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:26,760 Two rubles. 136 00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:30,800 - Why two rubles? - For two sets. 137 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,050 Do we have to pay extra for the linen? 138 00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:38,340 Yes, extra. Pay up, I got no time. 139 00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:43,590 Nyura, give him two rubles, please. 140 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,670 Vanya, can I speak to you a minute? 141 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:54,320 Screen me. 142 00:19:54,470 --> 00:19:56,420 - Why? - I'll get the money. 143 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,630 Get it, what's the problem? 144 00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:06,880 Wait, we'll get our rubles from a stocking and give them to you. 145 00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:10,670 My wife says people may filch our rubles. 146 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,380 And who needs them? 147 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,090 - Right? - Yeah... 148 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,090 Babblemouth. 149 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:19,970 Here. 150 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,010 - First time on the road? - Right. 151 00:20:26,970 --> 00:20:28,880 First time. Why? 152 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,380 You got to trust people. 153 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,800 You're traveling with me, and you hide your money. 154 00:20:35,050 --> 00:20:36,470 God knows where... 155 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,510 You should have left... 156 00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:41,050 ...your village ways at home, ...in your village. 157 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:45,920 But as long as you're going south, you should behave accordingly. 158 00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:48,590 Or stay home and don't go anywhere. 159 00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:51,970 Where do you go exactly in the south? The south is vast. 160 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,760 To the middle of nowhere. Ever heard of it? 161 00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:59,670 They opened a new resort there. 162 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,300 Why did you get so steamed up all of a sudden? 163 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:06,340 And why are you lecturing me? I'm neither kith nor kin to you. 164 00:21:08,010 --> 00:21:09,800 Oh, we're arrogant, aren't we? 165 00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:12,220 Yes, we are, dear comrade. 166 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:17,050 In your place, I wouldn't pull those ugly smirks of yours. 167 00:21:17,170 --> 00:21:21,630 Look, you'd better learn some manners. 168 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,630 You're not home in your village. 169 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:27,470 You should listen when you're reprimanded. 170 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,106 First learn how to travel. But, no, he drags his wife along, too. 171 00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:31,880 What the hell about my wife? 172 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,550 - What about my wife? - Vanya! 173 00:21:35,090 --> 00:21:35,760 What about my wife? 174 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:39,840 Don't you throw us a fit here. We know your type, we know all types. 175 00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:42,420 Stop blowing out your nostrils. 176 00:21:43,050 --> 00:21:45,090 Or you'll get off the train before you know it. 177 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:48,220 You, a harlot in pants,... 178 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,550 ...and in a hat, and in a raincoat. 179 00:21:52,470 --> 00:21:54,960 He dares threatening me! You'll get off the train yourself! 180 00:21:55,050 --> 00:21:57,420 You'll jump off it and walk down the sleepers! 181 00:21:57,590 --> 00:21:59,960 Oh, really? Fine. 182 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:01,960 I'll send you going right away. 183 00:22:04,670 --> 00:22:05,960 Where's the head steward? 184 00:22:06,050 --> 00:22:09,720 He's in his compartment. What happened? 185 00:22:09,970 --> 00:22:14,050 Why did you make me go along if you can't control your temper? 186 00:22:14,170 --> 00:22:16,590 Stop whimpering. It wasn't I who started it. 187 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,856 They'll make us get off at next stop. And we'll be stranded there. 188 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,510 Like hell they will. You think they make everybody get off? 189 00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:25,470 Maybe he's some big boss. 190 00:22:26,590 --> 00:22:28,130 How can you know? 191 00:22:29,050 --> 00:22:30,880 Then he's a big fool, too. 192 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:42,970 They're closing in. 193 00:22:46,010 --> 00:22:48,220 No, he's no boss. 194 00:22:48,550 --> 00:22:51,010 Why did he begin pulling those smirks of his? 195 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:54,090 Did you get any leaner from those smirks? 196 00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:55,800 Let him smirk to his heart's content. 197 00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:04,670 - What's the problem here? - No problem. 198 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,470 - Why this racket then? - Why? There's no racket. 199 00:23:07,590 --> 00:23:09,300 And who wanted to throw me off the train? 200 00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:13,090 You messed it up, it's you who want to make me get off, but I don't want to. 201 00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:15,630 Come to another compartment, we've got free seats. 202 00:23:22,380 --> 00:23:24,920 - See you in Gorsk. - Yes, let's have beer together. 203 00:23:25,010 --> 00:23:26,380 You'd better behave. 204 00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:33,130 Do you have a light? 205 00:23:38,010 --> 00:23:39,800 Some little misunderstanding? 206 00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:44,720 You mean me? That comrade began threatening me all of a sudden. 207 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:49,010 - Going far? - Me? Going south, to a resort. 208 00:23:49,510 --> 00:23:51,300 Need a little rest. 209 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,470 - Alone? - No, my wife is in there. 210 00:23:55,670 --> 00:23:57,760 Anyone else in your compartment? 211 00:23:58,010 --> 00:23:59,590 No. This character left. 212 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:03,510 The steward told him they got free seats. 213 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,550 Then I'll move over to you. 214 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,300 - Is everything all right? - They moved him to another seat. 215 00:24:12,130 --> 00:24:13,630 Come in, please. 216 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,170 All right. 217 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,130 - Hello. - Hello. 218 00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:19,720 Our new co-traveler. 219 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:20,970 I'm Nyura. 220 00:24:22,050 --> 00:24:24,050 How are things in your collective farm? 221 00:24:28,380 --> 00:24:29,880 Well, you know... 222 00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:33,590 And what is your occupation? 223 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,340 I'm a designer. 224 00:24:36,970 --> 00:24:38,670 A city man. 225 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:46,260 I've wanted to talk to a city man for a long time. 226 00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:51,420 Tell me, what's our main direction now? 227 00:24:52,260 --> 00:24:54,920 Leveling up city and village, right? 228 00:24:55,470 --> 00:24:58,550 For instance, our collective farm is being made into a state farm now. 229 00:24:58,670 --> 00:25:00,170 Leveling up to a city. 230 00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:01,970 - Vanya. - What? 231 00:25:02,090 --> 00:25:06,220 You with your talking. Maybe the man just wants to sit quietly. 232 00:25:06,470 --> 00:25:08,300 - Tea? - No. 233 00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:10,260 - You want some? - No, thanks. 234 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,380 Thank you. 235 00:25:14,010 --> 00:25:15,110 Well. 236 00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:18,470 And who's regulating life in the city? 237 00:25:19,010 --> 00:25:20,800 The ruble? Yes, the ruble. 238 00:25:22,380 --> 00:25:26,170 And this ruble begins to muddle my brains, too. 239 00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:30,170 I'm also thinking of how to attach it to me, my dear,... 240 00:25:30,470 --> 00:25:32,880 ...to invite it to visit with me, so to speak. 241 00:25:34,130 --> 00:25:36,380 But there's a little honest question here. 242 00:25:36,590 --> 00:25:38,510 The more I make,... 243 00:25:38,630 --> 00:25:41,510 ...the less I think of what's going to be born after me. 244 00:25:43,510 --> 00:25:44,970 That's the hitch. 245 00:25:46,510 --> 00:25:49,880 That's not a question. That's the answer. 246 00:25:53,170 --> 00:25:56,340 All right, the answer. Then the question is even worse. 247 00:25:56,970 --> 00:25:58,300 Ask it. 248 00:25:58,630 --> 00:26:00,380 - Ask whom? - Me. 249 00:26:00,510 --> 00:26:01,610 Tea, comrades? 250 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,340 - Four glasses, please. - Here you are. 251 00:26:04,510 --> 00:26:06,090 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 252 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,760 - Would you like a preference game? - No, thanks. 253 00:26:10,260 --> 00:26:11,090 Well, that's it. 254 00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:14,760 No, it is not. It's not a factory. 255 00:26:15,170 --> 00:26:19,760 There, I've forged an axle. That's what's needed, I've done my job. 256 00:26:20,090 --> 00:26:22,970 The axle is needed for a car. You can't drive on an axle alone. 257 00:26:23,090 --> 00:26:27,300 Yes, and someone else will assemble a car and get ‘bread' for it, too. 258 00:26:27,510 --> 00:26:29,510 Everyone is doing his job. 259 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:33,300 The same is with you. You ploughed, another sowed. 260 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:38,420 It looks the same: I ploughed and got paid, another sowed and got paid. 261 00:26:38,550 --> 00:26:41,420 The same picture. But the grain is not a car. 262 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,880 A car will run, but the grain may not ripen. 263 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:47,760 But we already got our money in full. 264 00:26:47,970 --> 00:26:50,010 Wait, we're getting some Hegel here. 265 00:26:50,130 --> 00:26:53,550 Why Hegel? I'm not insult you, so don't you, either. 266 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,760 I'm telling you in plain Russian. 267 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:59,970 There's no grain, but it's none of our business. I don't get it. 268 00:27:00,670 --> 00:27:02,760 There's no grain, but we're happy. 269 00:27:02,970 --> 00:27:05,960 The grain is just for illustration. There is grain, lots of it. 270 00:27:06,170 --> 00:27:09,920 But suppose there's no grain, but we're happy anyways. 271 00:27:10,090 --> 00:27:12,380 Why is there no grain? Is it a bad harvest year? 272 00:27:12,510 --> 00:27:14,630 I don't know. It's none of my business. 273 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:18,550 Maybe it's a bad harvest, maybe a hail beat it down, I don't know. 274 00:27:19,090 --> 00:27:24,380 I ploughed, I got my money, saved it and went to a resort. 275 00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:26,630 - Vanya. - Don't you ‘Vanya" me. 276 00:27:27,050 --> 00:27:32,880 I care about my collective farm. I want to understand it. 277 00:27:33,170 --> 00:27:34,960 So, you're living well. 278 00:27:35,090 --> 00:27:37,760 Yes, we're living well. 279 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,880 Then why are you leaving villages for cities? 280 00:27:44,340 --> 00:27:47,380 Let's look at this problem from another side. 281 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:53,590 All right, in the city I'll be making my 150 rubles, right? 282 00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:56,340 - I guess so. - I will. 283 00:27:56,470 --> 00:27:58,550 I'm strong and got some brains. 284 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:04,510 Only in the city, for this money I'll be living more interestingly. 285 00:28:04,630 --> 00:28:08,380 In the city, everything is close by - stores, manufactured goods... 286 00:28:08,630 --> 00:28:12,550 ...musical schools, movies, everything. 287 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,590 For this money, they'll dance and sing for me. 288 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,960 And back home I'll have to run around with my ruble and look... 289 00:28:21,050 --> 00:28:23,090 ...where I can get a dress for my girl,... 290 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:26,260 ...or a light overcoat for my wife. 291 00:28:26,670 --> 00:28:27,970 That's the hitch. 292 00:28:28,090 --> 00:28:31,090 We got to go for every trifle to the district center. 293 00:28:31,670 --> 00:28:33,670 And it's 90 miles away. 294 00:28:34,050 --> 00:28:36,510 And when you get there, the place is as bare as a bone. 295 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:41,340 Where're you going now? Looking for a place to flee to? 296 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,510 Do you know of a real good place? 297 00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:49,800 I see I hurt your feelings. 298 00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:52,800 No offence, I didn't mean to. 299 00:28:53,130 --> 00:28:54,550 So, where're you going? 300 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,380 South, as I said. 301 00:28:57,340 --> 00:28:58,920 South sounds good. 302 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,130 Soon I'll go there, too. 303 00:29:02,420 --> 00:29:05,380 The Black Sea surf,... 304 00:29:06,130 --> 00:29:08,420 The beach is slanting,... 305 00:29:08,970 --> 00:29:11,960 A free and easy life... 306 00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:14,090 Is so enchanting. 307 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:22,800 Well-well, what do we have prepared for us here? 308 00:29:24,470 --> 00:29:29,960 You, my pot-bellied suitcase, my dear pot-bellied buddy. 309 00:29:31,340 --> 00:29:33,590 I knew it, I forgot the key at home. 310 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,090 - Vanya, you got a knife? - Sure. 311 00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:38,010 I'm always in a hurry... 312 00:29:38,970 --> 00:29:42,090 Are you going to break it? Such a good suitcase! 313 00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:46,220 Never mind, we'll get lots of suitcases yet, right, Ivan? 314 00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:47,760 There you go, it's open. 315 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,470 Aren't you a tractor designer? 316 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,260 No, I'm a railroad designer. 317 00:29:52,380 --> 00:29:54,960 Too bad, or I'd ask you a couple of questions. 318 00:29:55,050 --> 00:29:58,960 No, please, I'm tired of questions. 319 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:02,970 Oh, brandy, KVVK. 320 00:30:04,130 --> 00:30:06,130 Great. 321 00:30:11,050 --> 00:30:12,470 And the banknotes! 322 00:30:14,010 --> 00:30:19,420 Oh, the intelligentsia! Who puts money in a suitcase? 323 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:25,720 I don't see any literature here. Usually, they stuff a lot of that shit. 324 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,130 - "Alyonushka" chocolate. - No, it's not that. 325 00:30:31,260 --> 00:30:36,720 Alyonushka. Here. I mean, "Alyonka". 326 00:30:38,590 --> 00:30:41,300 C'mon, Nyura, try it on. 327 00:30:42,130 --> 00:30:44,050 - Why? - Try it on. I want to look. 328 00:30:44,170 --> 00:30:47,720 No. I'm afraid I'll tear it. 329 00:30:48,130 --> 00:30:50,260 - Try it on. - I don't wear such things. 330 00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:53,550 Try it on, and we'll look. It must be a present, right? 331 00:30:53,670 --> 00:30:55,470 Turn away, then. 332 00:30:57,670 --> 00:30:59,590 What's your general attitude towards brandy? 333 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,380 Mine? Good attitude. 334 00:31:02,550 --> 00:31:05,260 How about a drink? KVVK. 335 00:31:05,670 --> 00:31:08,130 - You mean this one? - A brandy for generals. 336 00:31:09,130 --> 00:31:10,550 I don't mind at all. 337 00:31:13,260 --> 00:31:14,670 Look. 338 00:31:16,170 --> 00:31:17,970 - It becomes you. - Really? 339 00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:21,590 To whom are you taking these treasures? 340 00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:24,130 You may keep it. 341 00:31:25,220 --> 00:31:28,300 Yes, keep it, it becomes you so much. 342 00:31:30,590 --> 00:31:33,170 Super and fantastic, as we say 343 00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:36,880 when we complete some especially successful construction. 344 00:31:37,420 --> 00:31:38,800 Look, Victor... 345 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,920 We're somewhat short of money, got enough just for the road. 346 00:31:44,010 --> 00:31:45,470 The blouse must be expensive. 347 00:31:45,590 --> 00:31:48,760 Don't insult me, Vanya. Money is shit. 348 00:31:49,380 --> 00:31:53,880 Better let's drink. Nyura, come join us. 349 00:31:54,470 --> 00:31:55,880 Fill the glasses, Vanya. 350 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,960 Your wife must be a happy woman. 351 00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:06,670 She's alright. A bit absent-minded. 352 00:32:07,170 --> 00:32:08,550 Well, it happens. 353 00:32:09,630 --> 00:32:11,130 Well, guys... 354 00:32:13,010 --> 00:32:14,590 We live like this, 355 00:32:16,050 --> 00:32:19,170 we work, but there's no joy. 356 00:32:21,220 --> 00:32:23,720 We don't have enough real creative work. 357 00:32:24,220 --> 00:32:27,130 Just trivialities of suffixes and flexions. 358 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:29,970 I'm getting tired. 359 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:35,920 Always in a state of tension, my nerves are as tight as strings. 360 00:32:36,970 --> 00:32:41,300 I'm afraid they may just burst, like this! 361 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:52,840 Yeah... Sure, that's the railway. 362 00:32:53,630 --> 00:32:56,510 We're just taking one ride, and it gives you a swelled head. 363 00:32:56,630 --> 00:32:58,970 And you got to think all the time. 364 00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:00,880 All right, cheers. 365 00:33:05,420 --> 00:33:06,800 What's your patronymic? 366 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,380 Aleksandrovich. For friends I'm Victor. 367 00:33:10,550 --> 00:33:12,340 Let me tell you, Victor. 368 00:33:12,470 --> 00:33:15,050 If it were not for your work, we won't be going far. 369 00:33:15,170 --> 00:33:16,800 Sure, you won't do without us. 370 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:20,130 Look, I finished just six years of school. 371 00:33:20,340 --> 00:33:23,550 But then I studied for 3 months and became a tractor driver. 372 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:27,920 And us, aviation designers, work like... 373 00:33:28,010 --> 00:33:31,550 You said you were a railway designer. 374 00:33:31,670 --> 00:33:35,470 Yes, I'm a railway designer, but leaning to aviation. 375 00:33:36,090 --> 00:33:40,720 For instance, now we're working on the "Y" system. 376 00:33:41,670 --> 00:33:43,920 A railway road with no bridges. 377 00:33:44,010 --> 00:33:45,170 What do you mean? 378 00:33:45,630 --> 00:33:48,550 It's like this. A train is running. 379 00:33:49,470 --> 00:33:52,090 A train runs at 100 km an hour. 380 00:33:53,090 --> 00:33:55,760 On its way there's a river. Mind you, there's no bridge. 381 00:33:56,220 --> 00:33:57,630 And what does it do? 382 00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:02,550 The train glides up in the air,... 383 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,340 ...flies over the river... 384 00:34:07,130 --> 00:34:09,550 ...and lands right on the rails. 385 00:34:09,670 --> 00:34:11,670 And where does it have the wings? 386 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,260 A usual question. 387 00:34:13,380 --> 00:34:16,970 No wings. An air cushion. 388 00:34:18,670 --> 00:34:22,550 The locomotive emits a powerful jet of exhaust steam underneath itself,... 389 00:34:22,670 --> 00:34:24,510 ...and over that steam, that steam... 390 00:34:28,170 --> 00:34:29,380 A dead end. 391 00:35:04,510 --> 00:35:07,130 This one. Sitting and drinking brandy. 392 00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:10,300 Hello. Where're you heading? 393 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:11,940 Me? 394 00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:14,170 Us? Heading south. 395 00:35:14,470 --> 00:35:17,760 You don't need south, you need a detoxification center. 396 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,130 Just a minute. 397 00:35:21,470 --> 00:35:25,380 Ivan Sergeyevich Rastorguyev. 398 00:35:25,510 --> 00:35:27,050 Right, Rastorguyev. 399 00:35:27,380 --> 00:35:30,760 What are you doing? No sooner had you taken off that you hit the bottle. 400 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:35,760 You misunderstood. It was I who treated the comrade farmer to brandy. 401 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,590 We haven't drunk that much. 402 00:35:38,260 --> 00:35:41,380 I confirm that he was absolutely sober before that. 403 00:35:41,510 --> 00:35:45,170 - He's sober now, too. - Don't plead for him. 404 00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:48,090 This boor will thank you in full. 405 00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:51,340 I'm not pleading, I'm establishing a fact. 406 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:56,300 And you, comrade, should be ashamed of yourself for running to the militia... 407 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,720 ...and spreading disinformation. 408 00:36:00,010 --> 00:36:02,840 Me spreading disinformation? 409 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,970 And what's this on your table, mineral water? 410 00:36:07,090 --> 00:36:10,760 This is the KVVK brandy. Are we having a dry law in the country? 411 00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:16,050 Stop running around and traumatizing people. 412 00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:19,590 - These people are going for a rest... - And who are you? 413 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:23,590 That's exactly what I wanted to ask you. Where do you work? 414 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:25,300 And where're you going? 415 00:36:25,420 --> 00:36:29,170 To the Novosibirsk academic town. So, where do you work? 416 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,590 It's none of your business. 417 00:36:32,050 --> 00:36:35,090 All right, I'll try to find it out. 418 00:36:36,590 --> 00:36:40,050 Through Nikolai Sergeyevich. It's no problem. 419 00:36:41,470 --> 00:36:45,170 You didn't hear him calling me names. He said "harlot". 420 00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:46,840 You should've talked like men. 421 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,260 Should've gone to the platform and sorted it out. 422 00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:53,630 But no, you've brought a militiaman, diverting him from his direct duties... 423 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,880 ...and instilling in our agricultural workers... 424 00:36:55,970 --> 00:36:57,220 ...a distrust of the uniform. 425 00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:59,170 Calm down, comrades. 426 00:36:59,510 --> 00:37:03,670 Our duty is to warn the comrade not to forget himself,... 427 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,340 ...to remember that he's traveling. 428 00:37:07,550 --> 00:37:12,050 That goes for you, too. You drink without eating. 429 00:37:13,220 --> 00:37:14,590 There's a dining car. 430 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,550 You can order soup, the main dish, and drink then. 431 00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:21,090 Then you can be sure you won't be knocked out, otherwise it's risky. 432 00:37:22,130 --> 00:37:23,230 Goodbye, comrades. 433 00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:26,470 Be careful with this stuff. 434 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,170 The music didn't play for long,... 435 00:37:41,010 --> 00:37:43,510 ...the lame John's dance was pretty short. 436 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:48,590 You were just asking me, Ivan, about the "Y" system. 437 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,010 Right. 438 00:37:50,670 --> 00:37:53,630 Just now, before your eyes,... 439 00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:56,920 ...the "Y" system has worked. 440 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,590 - You were in the air. - What d'you mean, in the air? 441 00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:03,960 How about a game of preference? 442 00:38:04,590 --> 00:38:07,510 My dear, can you get lost, so that it took me a while looking for you? 443 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,340 Victor, Victor... 444 00:38:16,090 --> 00:38:17,670 It's my nerves. 445 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,130 So, we were in the air. 446 00:38:24,130 --> 00:38:26,970 We glided up,... 447 00:38:28,050 --> 00:38:31,220 ...and we landed softly. 448 00:38:32,630 --> 00:38:34,050 Ah, we're moving again. 449 00:38:34,170 --> 00:38:38,510 I don't know who landed, but my heart surely landed in my heels. 450 00:38:38,630 --> 00:38:40,630 - You got scared? - Yes, scared. 451 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,550 They could get us off, and we'd have been stranded at the station. 452 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,340 They could easily do it. 453 00:38:48,550 --> 00:38:51,050 Vanya, give me the suitcase. 454 00:38:52,050 --> 00:38:53,720 And throw me my cap. 455 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,380 Are you leaving? 456 00:38:57,550 --> 00:38:59,960 I'll go look for a friend of mine. 457 00:39:00,590 --> 00:39:03,920 He's a designer, too, working on this train. 458 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,060 Too bad. 459 00:39:06,130 --> 00:39:07,960 Vanya, the brandy. 460 00:39:08,470 --> 00:39:10,050 No, leave it. 461 00:39:10,170 --> 00:39:13,220 Why? There's a cap there, you can screw it on. 462 00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:15,510 You'll meet your friend and have something to drink. 463 00:39:15,630 --> 00:39:16,730 Sure. 464 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,090 We'll find something. 465 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:23,550 Well, goodbye, guys. It was good meeting you. 466 00:39:23,670 --> 00:39:27,840 Victor Aleksandrovich, I don't know how to thank you for the blouse. 467 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,800 Best wishes to your wife and your kids if you have any. 468 00:39:32,050 --> 00:39:33,840 There must be some. 469 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,050 I don't understand why he gave it to me. 470 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:03,300 We'll never understand. Our understanding is such that... 471 00:40:03,510 --> 00:40:08,130 ...we putter like beetles in the manure, and think that everyone's like that. 472 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,420 But there're real people. 473 00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:13,590 Flying high! 474 00:40:14,130 --> 00:40:17,260 I'd have been like that myself if not for your greediness. 475 00:40:17,630 --> 00:40:21,340 Give me the money. I'm burning with shame every time you reach for it. 476 00:40:21,470 --> 00:40:23,800 Don't worry, you won't burn down. It'll be safer there. 477 00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:26,920 May you be well, good man. 478 00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:28,920 May everything be all right with you. 479 00:40:33,090 --> 00:40:34,590 Why have we stopped? 480 00:40:35,130 --> 00:40:36,570 I think it's the emergency stopping. 481 00:40:38,090 --> 00:40:39,510 - Where's he? - Who? 482 00:40:39,630 --> 00:40:40,620 The one who was with you here. 483 00:40:40,670 --> 00:40:42,720 - The designer? - The designer. 484 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,670 He stepped out. Said he'd go look for a friend. 485 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,550 What's up? 486 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,880 He must've jumped off. Let's go. 487 00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:54,300 We're done for, Nyura. 488 00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:56,970 - Why? - It's stolen! 489 00:40:58,130 --> 00:40:59,720 What do we do now, Vanya? 490 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:01,960 Take it off, quick! 491 00:41:03,970 --> 00:41:05,550 Has he taken all his things? 492 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,060 What did he have? 493 00:41:10,130 --> 00:41:14,470 He had... what's the name... a yellow suitcase with belts. 494 00:41:14,590 --> 00:41:16,446 Did he go to the front or the tail of the train? 495 00:41:16,470 --> 00:41:18,510 Well, I... don't know. 496 00:41:19,420 --> 00:41:21,220 Don't leave your compartment. 497 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:27,130 See what happened? There were seats, and I took him on without a ticket. 498 00:41:27,510 --> 00:41:30,510 And now they're looking for the culprit. 499 00:41:31,380 --> 00:41:33,630 You were drinking brandy with him. 500 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,170 So you're to blame, too. 501 00:41:36,340 --> 00:41:39,550 They can't catch him, so they blame it on someone else. 502 00:41:39,670 --> 00:41:42,340 Yes, I took him on. They beg, and I have free seats. 503 00:41:42,470 --> 00:41:46,220 If you need to go - go, then. No, they have to find the culprit. 504 00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:48,470 They said not to leave. Sit there. 505 00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:50,420 Why are we to blame? 506 00:41:51,510 --> 00:41:54,130 - Who closed the window? - I don't know. 507 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,880 - What's the matter? - Why? 508 00:42:21,970 --> 00:42:23,380 Where is it? 509 00:42:25,260 --> 00:42:29,010 They said not to touch the brandy bottle, they'll take fingerprints. 510 00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:31,960 - And you sit here. - Where did you put it? 511 00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:34,050 - What? - The blouse. 512 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,170 - One can lose his head with you. - Wanted to steal it? 513 00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:38,590 Stop joking! 514 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,276 - Want me to give it to you? - What for? 515 00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:43,010 - You'll wear it. - Your wife will wear it. 516 00:42:43,420 --> 00:42:47,050 Sit tight and don't raise your voice. Some jokers! 517 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,420 - You want me to eat it or what? - Flush it down the toilet. 518 00:43:03,170 --> 00:43:04,270 Nyura. 519 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:05,980 Nyura! 520 00:43:06,470 --> 00:43:07,720 Where're you going? 521 00:43:23,050 --> 00:43:25,800 - They're calling you. - What is it now? 522 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,170 Go. 523 00:43:28,550 --> 00:43:29,340 You tell them. 524 00:43:29,470 --> 00:43:31,970 Taking on some recidivists. You never have enough. 525 00:43:32,220 --> 00:43:34,420 Did he introduce himself as your husband's acquaintance? 526 00:43:34,470 --> 00:43:38,510 No, my husband stepped out for a smoke. Then they came in together. 527 00:43:38,630 --> 00:43:41,010 So, a fellow traveler. What did he say when he came in? 528 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:43,840 I got diarrhea, comrades. 529 00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,260 Go back, an investigator is there. 530 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,050 Wait a minute! 531 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,090 Go, he wants you. 532 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,260 I'm coming! 533 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,800 What happened there? 534 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,130 Nothing. Go to your place. 535 00:44:00,630 --> 00:44:01,730 Come on. 536 00:44:02,010 --> 00:44:03,630 They caught someone. 537 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,880 He was very polite, asked how things were in our collective farm. 538 00:44:13,010 --> 00:44:16,510 - Where's that comrade? - I told him. He got... 539 00:44:31,260 --> 00:44:32,380 He's coming. 540 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,880 Come in. Why do you knock? It's your compartment. 541 00:44:53,130 --> 00:44:55,550 Hello, mister investigator. 542 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,010 Sit down. 543 00:45:08,340 --> 00:45:09,470 It's too hot. 544 00:45:11,170 --> 00:45:14,300 - Why "mister"? - And what should I say? 545 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,510 He doesn't look like... 546 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,300 Oh, come on. 547 00:45:19,130 --> 00:45:21,800 - Why "mister"? - And what it should be? 548 00:45:22,050 --> 00:45:24,380 The usual, "comrade". 549 00:45:24,510 --> 00:45:28,470 It's too early for "mister". It'll come later, you silly. 550 00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,010 I've got two questions for you. 551 00:45:45,670 --> 00:45:47,970 When did you get the telegram? 552 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,220 Oh, Yuri! 553 00:45:52,220 --> 00:45:54,590 They're standing over there. Let's go. 554 00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:56,920 Let's get out. 555 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,960 We thought you didn't get the telegram, and so... 556 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:26,960 Let's change our appearance, just in case. Go on, change. 557 00:46:32,550 --> 00:46:34,880 How are you, good people? 558 00:46:35,340 --> 00:46:37,630 I think it's here. 559 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:42,470 - Vanya. - Yes, I see. 560 00:46:42,670 --> 00:46:43,920 There we go. 561 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:48,550 Well, I'm your new neighbor. 562 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,010 - Going far? - Yes, far. 563 00:46:53,130 --> 00:46:54,510 I'm going far, too. 564 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,800 Excuse me, I hope I didn't disturb you? 565 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,090 No, you didn't. 566 00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:06,090 Aren't you a designer by any chance? 567 00:47:06,220 --> 00:47:09,960 No. Why do you think I'm a designer? 568 00:47:10,340 --> 00:47:12,380 And what are you, I wonder? 569 00:47:12,510 --> 00:47:13,960 I'm a professor. 570 00:47:14,050 --> 00:47:17,800 I was visiting your parts, collecting ditties and folk tales. 571 00:47:18,670 --> 00:47:22,510 - Have you collected them? - Yes, and a great many of them. 572 00:47:23,470 --> 00:47:24,880 Our people are very rich. 573 00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:28,880 They've preserved their riches for ages and give them for free. Take it! 574 00:47:29,420 --> 00:47:32,720 In this suitcase, there's a whole peck of gold. I can show it to you. 575 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,380 No, thank you, we don't want anything. 576 00:47:38,010 --> 00:47:39,510 Well, all right. 577 00:47:40,420 --> 00:47:43,220 I think I'll go and ask them for tea. 578 00:47:44,470 --> 00:47:47,090 - Would you like some? - No! 579 00:47:55,470 --> 00:47:56,800 Professor! 580 00:47:57,630 --> 00:48:00,510 Some professor! Check the money. 581 00:48:00,590 --> 00:48:01,550 It's here. 582 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:03,220 There we go happy-go-lucky again. 583 00:48:03,340 --> 00:48:06,340 Move the money back and sit on it. 584 00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:07,750 How can they get it from here? 585 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:11,470 How? They take a watch off your hand. 586 00:48:11,670 --> 00:48:12,800 Yes. 587 00:48:13,470 --> 00:48:18,550 And from there they'll steal it in a snap. You won't even feel it. 588 00:48:19,420 --> 00:48:22,300 Which is his berth? Ah, here. 589 00:48:24,170 --> 00:48:26,670 A real fish we've got here! 590 00:48:29,260 --> 00:48:31,340 That fish is still swimming. 591 00:48:32,050 --> 00:48:35,380 It's not a fish, it's a real shark. 592 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:40,010 - How many people are in here? - Three. 593 00:48:40,130 --> 00:48:42,880 Thanks. Let's go to another compartment. 594 00:48:42,970 --> 00:48:44,720 Three of us. Don't even think of it. 595 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,470 Thank you, we heard you. 596 00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:52,220 The whole gang is here. 597 00:48:53,470 --> 00:48:55,840 Here comes the tea. 598 00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:59,130 And a very good tea, you know. 599 00:49:00,380 --> 00:49:01,880 Too bad you refused. 600 00:49:01,970 --> 00:49:03,840 We've already had tea. 601 00:49:06,170 --> 00:49:07,920 - Are you from a village? - Right. 602 00:49:08,170 --> 00:49:09,920 How are things in the village? 603 00:49:10,470 --> 00:49:14,220 I think it's got much better. People look more cheerful. 604 00:49:14,420 --> 00:49:18,760 You don't say! Sometimes we don't know where to run from cheerfulness. 605 00:49:19,300 --> 00:49:23,090 When the whole street begins laughing, it's more than you can take. 606 00:49:24,010 --> 00:49:27,220 - Only the fire engines can stop them. - Really? Why do they laugh? 607 00:49:27,340 --> 00:49:30,260 Feeling cheerful. Take me, for example. 608 00:49:30,420 --> 00:49:36,260 I get up in the morning, no breakfast yet, but I already feel like laughing. 609 00:49:36,510 --> 00:49:39,590 The devil only knows what it is, but it's a riot. 610 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,630 There's no stopping me. 611 00:49:48,380 --> 00:49:50,670 - My husband doesn't drink. - Nor smokes. 612 00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:53,300 - A pure gold of a man. - He plays the balalaika. 613 00:49:53,420 --> 00:49:55,010 Why pure gold? 614 00:49:55,130 --> 00:49:57,760 Neither drinks nor smokes, so I guess, got a lot of money. 615 00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:58,980 Where can we get it? 616 00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:02,630 We're going south now,... 617 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,880 ...we hardly scraped up enough money for two one-way tickets. 618 00:50:07,550 --> 00:50:08,970 How are you going to get back? 619 00:50:18,340 --> 00:50:22,920 He says it costs a ruble plus. It's a lot for my pocket. 620 00:50:23,170 --> 00:50:26,760 I'm not extracting gold by pecks like this. 621 00:50:27,050 --> 00:50:29,050 Is it in the way? I can take it away. 622 00:50:34,420 --> 00:50:37,220 - Is this our berth? - Come on, sit down. 623 00:50:41,630 --> 00:50:45,260 I know you're playing the fool, but I can't understand why. 624 00:50:45,380 --> 00:50:47,630 Vanya, come sit on your birth. 625 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,470 Can you explain what happened? 626 00:50:54,630 --> 00:50:58,670 - Do you know some designer? - I know many. Why? 627 00:50:59,130 --> 00:51:00,550 No, it's nothing. 628 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,920 The one on railways, right? Leaning to aviation. 629 00:51:04,010 --> 00:51:06,220 What do the railways have to do with it? 630 00:51:06,420 --> 00:51:09,300 The "Y" system, with no bridges. 631 00:51:09,420 --> 00:51:13,550 A middle-aged man, got some gray hair. Doesn't he have any shame? 632 00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,130 People are breaking their backs for a kopeck. 633 00:51:16,340 --> 00:51:19,470 And he stole a suitcase and is so proud of himself. 634 00:51:19,590 --> 00:51:24,760 They live like lords, drinking brandy, K-V-K-K! 635 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:29,420 Yes, I do have money! Don't you sweet-talk to me. 636 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,300 Just try and steal at least a ruble! 637 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,550 Here, see this? 638 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,970 Can knock a 3-year-old bull off his feet. I'll knock you down right away! 639 00:51:38,340 --> 00:51:40,470 Yes, a serious fist. 640 00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:44,920 No, we can't go on like this. Excuse me. 641 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,840 Vanya, maybe we hurt the man just for nothing? 642 00:51:55,170 --> 00:51:56,920 I'll be damned if I know. 643 00:51:58,050 --> 00:52:00,300 Perhaps we've taken a sin upon our soul. 644 00:52:00,670 --> 00:52:04,880 But how can you tell? Where did he get a peck of gold? 645 00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:13,300 Come on, stand up, Nyura. 646 00:52:16,380 --> 00:52:18,880 - Why? - Never mind. Sit down. 647 00:52:26,670 --> 00:52:29,300 Why are you showing your vigilance here? 648 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:33,420 It's comrade Stepanov, a professor from Moscow. 649 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,880 He'll be seeing thieves wherever he goes now. 650 00:52:36,970 --> 00:52:39,220 It doesn't look nice, you hurt the man's feelings. 651 00:52:39,380 --> 00:52:42,670 - No hurt, everything's all right. - Well, it's not. 652 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,260 I wasn't hurt. It's good we sorted it out. 653 00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:47,960 You behave yourself here. 654 00:52:48,970 --> 00:52:52,880 Does he look life a thief? You don't understand anything about people. 655 00:52:52,970 --> 00:52:55,670 Sure, how funny it is! 656 00:52:56,970 --> 00:53:00,340 Did you understand anything about that designer? 657 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:02,380 Look at him sitting and smirking. 658 00:53:02,510 --> 00:53:06,800 Put yourself in order. You're not home, on your stove. 659 00:53:07,380 --> 00:53:10,590 - Get yourself comfortable, professor. - I will, thank you. 660 00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:15,550 If he bristles up, you tell me, we'll take him in hand in no time. 661 00:53:15,670 --> 00:53:21,720 Leave him alone. Thank you, we can deal with it ourselves. 662 00:53:35,300 --> 00:53:37,300 Just naming the words, right? 663 00:53:37,420 --> 00:53:38,880 Yes, just "to strike". 664 00:53:38,970 --> 00:53:41,920 He stroke, I stroke, someone stroke. 665 00:53:42,300 --> 00:53:44,010 Well, for instance, I bashed. 666 00:53:44,130 --> 00:53:45,550 Well, you bashed. 667 00:53:45,670 --> 00:53:46,840 - Is it bad? - Well... 668 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:47,840 Thwacked. 669 00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:49,630 - Thwacked? - Thwacked. 670 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:53,840 Thwacked a horse with a whip. A fast, abrupt blow. 671 00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:55,800 I got it. More. 672 00:53:57,130 --> 00:53:58,380 May I use foul language? 673 00:53:59,380 --> 00:54:02,050 - She heard it a lot. - No, you can't. 674 00:54:02,510 --> 00:54:04,260 - But there're many words. - I know. 675 00:54:04,380 --> 00:54:05,480 Taught him a lesson. 676 00:54:05,590 --> 00:54:06,880 - Taught him a lesson. - Yes. 677 00:54:06,970 --> 00:54:11,170 Well, this is not an expressive verb, it's somewhat feminine. 678 00:54:11,420 --> 00:54:12,840 Cracked, whacked. 679 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,760 Those are muscular verbs. 680 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,880 Rapped, swapped, pelted. 681 00:54:20,220 --> 00:54:22,090 No, it's not that. 682 00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:25,590 Drove, thrust. 683 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:26,920 Nicked. 684 00:54:27,220 --> 00:54:29,420 Nicked? You mean, kicked? 685 00:54:29,550 --> 00:54:33,800 Our granny says: "You rascal, I'm going to nick you now!" 686 00:54:34,340 --> 00:54:36,130 This is a grandmotherly verb. 687 00:54:36,260 --> 00:54:38,880 Shut up there, you expert. 688 00:54:39,010 --> 00:54:40,630 Took on a bean. 689 00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:43,470 - What's this? - Come here, I'll show you. 690 00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:45,670 I'll teach you. 691 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,800 Two men are fighting, 692 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:51,630 one takes the other like this, and on a bean. 693 00:54:52,420 --> 00:54:54,550 - A bean is a head, right? - Yes, a head. 694 00:54:54,670 --> 00:54:56,920 - In what language is this? - In Russian. 695 00:54:57,510 --> 00:55:01,010 No, Vanya, it's not Russian. You know where it came from? 696 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:02,940 Yes? 697 00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:05,400 Hello. 698 00:55:06,090 --> 00:55:08,670 Hello. Oh, it's a real invasion. 699 00:55:09,050 --> 00:55:10,420 - Sit down. - Thank you. 700 00:55:10,550 --> 00:55:13,760 Excuse us, we were having an argument, was it you on television? 701 00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,720 I have to admit I was. 702 00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:17,720 You're Stepanov, the linguist, right? 703 00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,340 Right, a linguist. 704 00:55:19,470 --> 00:55:23,010 Sergey Fyodorovich, come to our compartment, we're singing there. 705 00:55:23,130 --> 00:55:24,550 Come, really. 706 00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:27,010 - Well, Ivan, shall we go? - Let's go. 707 00:55:27,130 --> 00:55:29,720 Let's take a bottle as long as they're singing, right? 708 00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:31,090 Come on, Nyura. 709 00:55:31,220 --> 00:55:32,960 I'm not going, I don't sing. 710 00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:36,760 Vanya, you'd better not, either. 711 00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:38,340 It's just next-door. 712 00:55:39,090 --> 00:55:42,510 So what? You'll drink and start running down the car. 713 00:55:42,630 --> 00:55:45,260 Nyura, he won't be running down the car. 714 00:55:45,380 --> 00:55:46,800 I know him. 715 00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:50,380 Vanya, get the bottle from my suitcase. 716 00:55:50,510 --> 00:55:51,760 Just a minute. 717 00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:54,550 Nyura, get me my jacket. 718 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,170 ...The smithy went a-ringing, 719 00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:59,840 When will you, vicious tyrants, be done? 720 00:56:00,090 --> 00:56:02,420 When will you stop beating me on and on? 721 00:56:02,550 --> 00:56:05,010 You stupid pig of iron, you better be still,... 722 00:56:05,170 --> 00:56:07,720 Don't teach a craftsman his skill. 723 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,300 You want to be a hoe – waste no words,... 724 00:56:10,470 --> 00:56:12,960 All our brethren are forging swords,... 725 00:56:13,050 --> 00:56:15,470 To cut off the Polovtsian scum's head,... 726 00:56:15,590 --> 00:56:18,130 To disembowel the raging enemy dead,... 727 00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:20,840 Our Russia that feeds us to ward,... 728 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,130 That's why we need the sword. 729 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:28,300 For our Mother Russia,... 730 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:32,090 Young and old,... 731 00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,970 For our Mother Russia,... 732 00:56:36,470 --> 00:56:39,220 Everyone is bold,... 733 00:56:40,380 --> 00:56:42,510 For our Mother Russia,... 734 00:56:42,630 --> 00:56:45,420 Everyone will have it done,... 735 00:56:46,420 --> 00:56:49,010 For our Mother Russia,... 736 00:56:49,380 --> 00:56:52,260 Staying away is none,... 737 00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:56,170 For our Mother Russia,... 738 00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:59,550 Everyone has won,... 739 00:57:00,090 --> 00:57:03,300 For our Mother Russia,... 740 00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:06,300 Everyone is her son. 741 00:57:08,590 --> 00:57:11,130 And an awful moan went a-singing,... 742 00:57:11,260 --> 00:57:13,630 And the whole smithy went a-ringing. 743 00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:16,300 That's blacksmiths working... 744 00:57:20,590 --> 00:57:23,170 Come to my village, see how I live. 745 00:57:23,300 --> 00:57:24,220 Shall we be mowing? 746 00:57:24,340 --> 00:57:27,590 Why should we mow? The machines do it now. 747 00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,300 Shall we do it like this? 748 00:57:31,340 --> 00:57:33,300 With your hands, for pleasure? 749 00:57:33,970 --> 00:57:38,090 No, it's a hard work, guys. We'd better sit in boats. 750 00:57:38,220 --> 00:57:39,800 How does the song go? 751 00:57:40,470 --> 00:57:44,380 We sat in a boat with my sister, 752 00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:49,510 We smoothly sailed over the waves... 753 00:57:49,670 --> 00:57:52,300 Excuse me, but we're sailing already. 754 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,260 Do you have the Volga river? 755 00:57:55,630 --> 00:57:56,800 The Volga? 756 00:57:57,590 --> 00:58:01,800 I've got the Katun, guys. Come and see it, it's beautiful. 757 00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,380 Do you have a bearskin? 758 00:58:03,510 --> 00:58:05,970 A bearskin? As many as three of them! 759 00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:10,300 One is in the hall, I wipe my boots on it. 760 00:58:10,630 --> 00:58:14,590 Another is in the children's room, my kids are playing on it. 761 00:58:15,130 --> 00:58:16,920 And the third one's in our bedroom. 762 00:58:17,010 --> 00:58:19,330 - Do you have a lightning arrester? - A lightning arrester? 763 00:58:20,970 --> 00:58:25,090 That's on the roof, and I'm describing the inside. 764 00:58:25,510 --> 00:58:28,970 You go through... what's the name, the hall? 765 00:58:29,090 --> 00:58:30,840 We call it a passage. 766 00:58:30,970 --> 00:58:35,220 Over a soft carpet you go left, there's a sideboard on thin legs. 767 00:58:35,340 --> 00:58:38,970 Once, on a payday, I brushed against it with my shoulder, 768 00:58:39,090 --> 00:58:41,550 got a 68 ruble-worth of china smashed at once. 769 00:58:41,670 --> 00:58:42,856 Your wife must've made a scene? 770 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:46,050 No, she's not a bawling kind. We don't have that. 771 00:58:46,170 --> 00:58:49,840 I know some women like this. They open their flapper and get going! 772 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,260 Are they laughing at him? 773 00:58:53,380 --> 00:58:57,300 No. They're young kids – you show them a finger and they start laughing. 774 00:58:57,510 --> 00:58:59,630 There's no ill feeling there, don't worry. 775 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:03,050 How can I not worry? He's a stranger to them. 776 00:59:03,590 --> 00:59:05,670 What is he telling them? 777 00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:08,590 He tells them how well he lives, how rich he is. 778 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,840 What a blabbermouth. A tongue as long as a cow's. 779 00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,170 He's a good man, I'm not complaining. 780 00:59:15,300 --> 00:59:17,590 He loves the kids, he's nice to me. 781 00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:20,010 But whenever he has a drink, there's no holding him. 782 00:59:20,130 --> 00:59:23,380 Either he brags how rich he is, or he starts a fight. 783 00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:26,760 Well, it sounds familiar. 784 00:59:33,260 --> 00:59:35,670 But he's a good man, a kind man. 785 00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,920 What's that ringing, what's that ringing 786 00:59:40,010 --> 00:59:43,760 From our tall bell-tower? 787 00:59:44,050 --> 00:59:48,920 It must be Vanya, our friend, singing a pretty song. 788 00:59:49,220 --> 00:59:51,380 What's that ringing, what's that ringing 789 00:59:51,510 --> 00:59:54,050 From our tall bell-tower? 790 00:59:54,170 --> 00:59:58,380 It must be Vanya, our friend, singing a pretty song. 791 01:00:04,590 --> 01:00:07,220 He's studying to be an engineer... 792 01:00:07,340 --> 01:00:09,170 - He's coming. - No, I can't do it. 793 01:00:09,300 --> 01:00:12,090 You can, only act serious. 794 01:00:14,380 --> 01:00:17,130 Good evening. Here I am. 795 01:00:17,260 --> 01:00:19,050 Well, what do you think? 796 01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:23,630 Oh, I don't know what to say. I got two little kids. 797 01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:26,470 So what? It's nothing. 798 01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:30,550 He loves children very much. He's got a house near Moscow. 799 01:00:30,670 --> 01:00:33,050 He doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't brawl. 800 01:00:33,170 --> 01:00:35,380 He's never said a rude word to anyone. 801 01:00:35,510 --> 01:00:38,670 You'll be living like in God's pocket. Come on, make up your mind. 802 01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,010 Well, I don't know. 803 01:00:40,260 --> 01:00:43,670 But, to be honest, I'm fed up with this life. 804 01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:46,800 People are having a holiday, and my heart starts to ache way before it. 805 01:00:47,300 --> 01:00:51,170 - How old is he? - You mean that man? He's 75. 806 01:00:51,550 --> 01:00:53,220 But he's still in good form. 807 01:00:53,340 --> 01:00:57,630 Has white hair, holds his head up proudly, very handsome. 808 01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:02,800 All life he was dancing in operettas, so he knows how to hold himself. 809 01:01:04,090 --> 01:01:05,840 Actually, he's too old. 810 01:01:06,380 --> 01:01:10,220 75 years? No, he can outdo any young man. 811 01:01:10,510 --> 01:01:12,340 Besides, he's cultured. 812 01:01:12,470 --> 01:01:16,420 Every other word is merci, pardon, danke schon. 813 01:01:16,630 --> 01:01:20,880 At least you'll get a break from those ‘ain'ts' and ‘gonnas', my dear. 814 01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,760 Yes, of course, I'd like to live like that. 815 01:01:24,970 --> 01:01:29,170 I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand who you're talking about. 816 01:01:29,670 --> 01:01:31,510 Is someone marrying somebody? 817 01:01:31,630 --> 01:01:35,880 Not so much living myself as giving my children a good example to follow. 818 01:01:35,970 --> 01:01:37,800 What are they seeing now? 819 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:40,160 That's what I'm saying, it'll be a good example for them. 820 01:01:42,170 --> 01:01:44,590 - I'll think it over. - Yes, think about it. 821 01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:48,760 So what if he's 75? I'll be taking care of him. 822 01:01:49,050 --> 01:01:50,760 There's not that much to do. 823 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,630 In the morning you'll carry him to a park,... 824 01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:57,720 ...put him on a bench, and he'll be sitting there, all too happy. 825 01:01:58,010 --> 01:01:59,340 He doesn't eat much. 826 01:01:59,550 --> 01:02:02,420 Fix him some porridge, he'll eat it, and that's it. 827 01:02:02,590 --> 01:02:05,050 Look, I'm very sorry. 828 01:02:05,670 --> 01:02:07,960 I say, I'm sorry, but I am here. 829 01:02:08,130 --> 01:02:09,960 Oh, you're here? We didn't hear you come. 830 01:02:10,050 --> 01:02:12,220 Got lost in conversation. You've been here long? 831 01:02:12,340 --> 01:02:14,260 He came in so quietly. 832 01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:17,220 - What's going on? - Nothing. 833 01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,510 And who is... Who is 75 years old here? 834 01:02:20,630 --> 01:02:22,720 - I am. - And who's getting married? 835 01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:26,800 Vanya, come on, get undressed and go to bed. 836 01:02:28,130 --> 01:02:30,300 Climb up on your berth and lie down. 837 01:02:30,420 --> 01:02:32,970 - Who's getting married? - I'm going to call the steward. 838 01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:37,670 You've told all your stories, you've sung, you've done your act. 839 01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:39,720 I don't get it, who's getting married? 840 01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,300 You'll get it tomorrow. 841 01:02:44,130 --> 01:02:45,670 Go to sleep, quick! 842 01:02:57,380 --> 01:03:03,720 It's not by the wind that a tree branch bends, 843 01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:11,420 It's not the forest that sounds sad, 844 01:03:12,220 --> 01:03:19,420 It's a moan my poor heart rends... 845 01:03:19,590 --> 01:03:23,800 - Vanya, is that you singing? - Yes, me. 846 01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:26,050 Oh God, I thought it was the radio. 847 01:03:27,550 --> 01:03:29,050 Shut up now. 848 01:03:30,470 --> 01:03:33,340 Or I'll turn you off. Go to sleep. 849 01:03:35,590 --> 01:03:39,170 And you say, an example. You'd marry a goat after this. 850 01:04:58,010 --> 01:05:01,510 Lullaby-lullaby, 851 01:05:02,050 --> 01:05:05,670 Winter felt boots we'll go and buy, 852 01:05:06,300 --> 01:05:09,800 We'll put them on our feet, 853 01:05:10,380 --> 01:05:13,510 We'll wish them God-speed. 854 01:05:15,510 --> 01:05:18,590 You, my teeny-weeny darling, look at him, he's laughing! 855 01:05:20,340 --> 01:05:22,550 The minute I wake up, my heart beats hard. 856 01:05:22,670 --> 01:05:27,420 Why are you worrying so much? Nothing awful is going to happen. 857 01:05:28,220 --> 01:05:31,010 He'll serve his two years and come back, he'll get only smarter. 858 01:05:31,340 --> 01:05:33,260 They knock good sense in their heads in the army. 859 01:05:33,340 --> 01:05:37,220 If mine had served, he would've been smarter, I guess, but now... 860 01:05:37,340 --> 01:05:38,940 - Wasn't he in the army? - No, he wasn't. 861 01:05:39,260 --> 01:05:41,420 He's a record-beating tractor driver. 862 01:05:41,510 --> 01:05:45,590 Our farm didn't let him go and serve. He's even got a decoration. 863 01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:48,260 A decoration? Which one? 864 01:05:49,550 --> 01:05:52,720 That order... I forgot its name. 865 01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:55,800 A good order, a big one. 866 01:05:55,970 --> 01:05:57,380 Would you like some tea? 867 01:05:57,510 --> 01:06:00,050 We would. And the more of it, the better. 868 01:06:00,170 --> 01:06:02,510 Excuse me, do you sell newspapers here? 869 01:06:02,630 --> 01:06:04,420 You can buy newspapers at the stops. 870 01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:08,670 Vanya, what kind of an order you've got? 871 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:13,090 Cut it out with your orders. What an idea! 872 01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:20,510 Good morning. 873 01:06:21,470 --> 01:06:22,800 Morning. 874 01:06:26,970 --> 01:06:33,550 Oh, my dear maple,... 875 01:06:36,340 --> 01:06:42,130 Frozen stiff and bare... 876 01:06:42,260 --> 01:06:46,010 That professor goes right now: "Can I have a newspaper?" 877 01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:49,300 I say, "The newspapers are sold at the stops." 878 01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:52,260 Sing something, will you? 879 01:06:59,470 --> 01:07:02,630 You, my dear maple, frozen stiff and bare. 880 01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:04,020 Nothing. 881 01:07:04,170 --> 01:07:06,470 - What? - There he goes "whatting" again. 882 01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:09,670 And his conscience is at peace, and he's got no worries. 883 01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:11,670 What a stubborn conscience you got. 884 01:07:13,050 --> 01:07:15,050 Lenochka, let's step out. 885 01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:23,670 Lenochka, let's step out! 886 01:07:25,130 --> 01:07:28,920 They get so polite at this time of day, I just can't stand it. 887 01:07:36,380 --> 01:07:38,100 Stupid me, throwing my watch away yesterday. 888 01:07:38,130 --> 01:07:40,340 - Throwing where? - In the window. 889 01:07:40,510 --> 01:07:42,300 You'll get it in full for that. 890 01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:46,970 I'll fasten it with a safety-pin like this, and it'll look like it's here. 891 01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:48,800 It was a cheap watch, anyway. 892 01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:50,800 Don't get upset. 893 01:07:50,970 --> 01:07:53,550 There was nothing ugly yesterday. 894 01:07:54,420 --> 01:07:57,920 What d'you mean, nothing ugly? I must've been wagging my tongue. 895 01:07:59,300 --> 01:08:02,720 What a horrid tongue I've got. I hate myself because of it. 896 01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:09,010 You know, once I went to a windmill, 897 01:08:09,260 --> 01:08:12,050 50 kilometers away from our village. 898 01:08:12,260 --> 01:08:15,550 I'd got it milled. We had a drink or two with men, of course. 899 01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:17,840 And I don't know what got over me. 900 01:08:17,970 --> 01:08:22,260 I began claiming that I was a Hero of Socialist Labor. 901 01:08:22,380 --> 01:08:25,550 And how did it end! They're making fun of me, and I start a fight. 902 01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,630 Thank God I got away alive... 903 01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:32,840 About eight men, and all with fists like this! 904 01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:34,130 Eight against one! 905 01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:37,840 We're coming to a big station,... 906 01:08:37,970 --> 01:08:40,380 ...you can get all kinds of newspapers there. 907 01:08:44,130 --> 01:08:45,760 La-di-da! What d'you know! 908 01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:47,860 What? 909 01:08:48,010 --> 01:08:49,880 Nothing, thanks. 910 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:55,630 I don't need all those riches, do I? 911 01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:59,670 I just want to put my kids on their feet and not worry about them. 912 01:09:01,050 --> 01:09:02,470 Otherwise, we've got everything. 913 01:09:02,590 --> 01:09:06,130 We got a TV set, a cow and pigs. What else do we need? 914 01:09:06,670 --> 01:09:07,920 I ain't complaining. 915 01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:26,800 Such a big land! 916 01:09:27,630 --> 01:09:31,340 "You said, father: put your tail between your legs and stay home. Wrong. 917 01:09:31,470 --> 01:09:35,840 In recent days I've met more people than in three years of our life. 918 01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:38,840 No, we should travel as much as possible. 919 01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:41,130 We're riding fine, in good spirits. 920 01:09:41,260 --> 01:09:43,630 I made a mistake and grabbed a compartment car ticket. 921 01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:45,840 But thanks to this, we're traveling comfortably. 922 01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:48,670 Our fellow-traveler happens to be an old professor,... 923 01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:51,081 ...he also comes from common people, but he's very smart. 924 01:09:51,130 --> 01:09:53,760 He made it big in life. He also got a son named Ivan. 925 01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:56,800 You can live at my place as long as you wish, he says. 926 01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:59,720 We'll stay with him for a day and see the capital. 927 01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:00,940 Take care of the kids. 928 01:10:01,670 --> 01:10:02,840 Ivan." 929 01:10:05,090 --> 01:10:09,630 Before, our state was held together only by god-fearing. 930 01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:12,340 It's a sin to do this, it's a sin to do that. 931 01:10:12,670 --> 01:10:16,220 And now I realize it was just nonsense. 932 01:10:23,470 --> 01:10:27,630 Dear guests of our capital, we invite you for a tour of Moscow. 933 01:10:28,470 --> 01:10:30,880 You'll visit the Leninskie Gorki,... 934 01:10:31,220 --> 01:10:33,970 ...the University named after Lomonosov,... 935 01:10:34,090 --> 01:10:37,090 ...you'll tour the Central Stadium in Luzhniki,... 936 01:10:37,220 --> 01:10:40,260 ...and stop at a new residential area in the city's southwest. 937 01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:00,470 They will go on their trip. 938 01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:03,970 They're going south, to a resort. What? 939 01:11:04,090 --> 01:11:05,630 Then why two weeks? 940 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:09,300 Why don't they live in Moscow for a while? It's a rare chance for them. 941 01:11:09,420 --> 01:11:12,380 Sure, let them live here. But why are you so worked up? 942 01:11:12,510 --> 01:11:15,550 I'm not worked up. Why are you worked up? 943 01:11:16,380 --> 01:11:17,510 Shut your eyes. 944 01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:19,420 - Why? - Come on, shut them. 945 01:11:20,130 --> 01:11:21,970 Maded in USA. 946 01:11:27,420 --> 01:11:29,340 The things people think up! 947 01:11:29,670 --> 01:11:31,470 Let me try it on. 948 01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:33,510 No, we may break it. 949 01:11:37,630 --> 01:11:38,880 And look here! 950 01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:41,590 Come here. Sit down and don't move. 951 01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:44,420 Don't touch things there. 952 01:11:46,130 --> 01:11:49,420 You're not thinking right. What do cultured people do? 953 01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:52,446 In someone else's house, cultured people sit down and don't budge. 954 01:11:52,470 --> 01:11:55,880 Oh, you got a sweet tooth, don't you? Take this one. 955 01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:57,150 It's green. 956 01:11:57,590 --> 01:11:59,760 Zinovy Yefimovich, please, come sit here. 957 01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:04,130 Well, how is our mother-village doing? 958 01:12:04,590 --> 01:12:06,510 And how is our father-city feeling? 959 01:12:06,630 --> 01:12:09,470 What can happen to it? It's growing, clamoring, building. 960 01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:13,970 No, it's not the right growth. What's growing, doesn't clamor about itself. 961 01:12:14,260 --> 01:12:16,800 That what clamors is clambering up, not growing. 962 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:20,380 Those are the rhythms of the city. She got no time even to drink coffee. 963 01:12:20,510 --> 01:12:21,610 The rhythms... 964 01:12:21,670 --> 01:12:25,300 You're forgetting about a simple yet eternal law of life. 965 01:12:25,510 --> 01:12:28,010 A body won't fall if it maintains speed. 966 01:12:28,130 --> 01:12:30,010 And it's not for us, you old grumbler... 967 01:12:30,130 --> 01:12:32,970 You see, we got guests from village again. 968 01:12:33,090 --> 01:12:35,590 I'll have to go shopping with them. 969 01:12:37,220 --> 01:12:39,380 I think, at 10 o'clock. 970 01:12:40,590 --> 01:12:42,340 So what are you suggesting? 971 01:12:42,470 --> 01:12:46,510 I'm not suggesting anything. I stopped suggesting long ago. 972 01:12:46,630 --> 01:12:48,170 If only I dared suggesting... 973 01:12:48,300 --> 01:12:51,760 What can they do, if only, of course, we don't think up a problem for them? 974 01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:53,050 What can they do? 975 01:12:53,380 --> 01:12:56,170 The master of the house could answer that question. 976 01:12:56,300 --> 01:12:57,970 Yes, he could, if it comes to that. 977 01:12:58,090 --> 01:13:01,170 But, unfortunately, there're none in our homes now. 978 01:13:01,300 --> 01:13:02,986 Maybe in their homes, but it's not likely, either. 979 01:13:03,010 --> 01:13:04,920 Now we're talking male chauvinism here. 980 01:13:05,010 --> 01:13:07,960 What an unusual nostalgia for a professor's house, don't you think? 981 01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:09,150 No, I don't. 982 01:13:09,260 --> 01:13:12,800 Nyura, Ivan, please wait for me downstairs, in the garden. 983 01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:14,380 I'll be with you in 10 minutes. 984 01:13:14,510 --> 01:13:16,420 Have coffee at least. 985 01:13:16,550 --> 01:13:18,170 Really, why don't you have coffee? 986 01:14:20,090 --> 01:14:24,380 Ivan, I'm serious, I ask you to talk to these village people. 987 01:14:24,510 --> 01:14:27,840 They're the modern Russia! 988 01:14:28,130 --> 01:14:29,470 All Russia in one Ivan? 989 01:14:29,590 --> 01:14:33,420 Talk about what? About today's situation of a village teacher? 990 01:14:33,630 --> 01:14:35,800 I know more about it than him. 991 01:14:36,260 --> 01:14:39,920 I know that the overwhelming majority of teachers are women. 992 01:14:40,170 --> 01:14:42,340 - I can give you the figures. - So what? 993 01:14:42,470 --> 01:14:44,380 - It's not good. - Not good. 994 01:14:44,590 --> 01:14:47,550 I mean, it's not that it's too bad. 995 01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:51,300 But it would be better if we had more male teachers. 996 01:14:51,420 --> 01:14:54,300 I hope I don't have to explain to you that for a schoolboy... 997 01:14:54,420 --> 01:14:56,670 ...whatever a male teacher says... 998 01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:59,840 ...is not the same as what a female teacher says. 999 01:14:59,960 --> 01:15:03,010 - So what are you going to do? - We're writing our theses. 1000 01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:16,300 They're simultaneously agitators, organizers,... 1001 01:15:16,420 --> 01:15:19,920 ...amateur talent performers, and deputies. 1002 01:15:20,010 --> 01:15:22,300 I don't see anything bad about it. 1003 01:15:22,420 --> 01:15:25,880 It's bad that she has no time for reading a book, watching a movie. 1004 01:15:25,970 --> 01:15:27,590 They're collapsing from exhaustion. 1005 01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:28,960 And, thirdly? 1006 01:15:29,380 --> 01:15:31,550 I would've raised their salary. 1007 01:15:32,630 --> 01:15:34,720 But, as you understand, 1008 01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:37,880 I can't do it from my own pocket. 1009 01:15:37,970 --> 01:15:40,130 And, anyway, what do we do? 1010 01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:42,900 Vanya? 1011 01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:44,970 It's me. 1012 01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:47,170 It's us. 1013 01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:50,380 We're on Serpukhovka. 1014 01:16:35,220 --> 01:16:36,630 Drivers, pass to 1015 01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:38,380 free lanes on your right. 1016 01:16:38,510 --> 01:16:42,720 You are not to occupy left lanes if right lanes are free. 1017 01:16:44,090 --> 01:16:47,010 04-94, keep to your right. 1018 01:16:52,130 --> 01:16:53,230 Ivan. 1019 01:16:53,420 --> 01:16:56,050 Tell him about the teacher. 1020 01:16:56,220 --> 01:16:59,840 He'll be making himself out to be a sociology scholar. 1021 01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:04,420 But don't let it confuse you, as for knowledge and learning so far... 1022 01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:07,050 Oh, what a gait! What a gait! 1023 01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:09,090 Dad, it's for you. 1024 01:17:09,260 --> 01:17:10,800 All right, baby! 1025 01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:17,550 Lyuba, one last time? 1026 01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:20,010 The last one? 1027 01:17:20,220 --> 01:17:23,960 About what teacher, Vanya? 1028 01:17:24,420 --> 01:17:27,130 - About Fyodorova. - Oh, God. 1029 01:17:28,220 --> 01:17:31,510 They will write it in the papers, saying you told it. 1030 01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:34,050 Yes. What did you tell? 1031 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:39,380 Well, I can say I was in my cups, blurted it out being drunk. 1032 01:17:40,380 --> 01:17:42,300 I said that she gets 100 rubles. 1033 01:17:42,420 --> 01:17:46,050 I forgot about the alimony, she gets 35 rubles as alimony. 1034 01:17:46,300 --> 01:17:49,420 So, it's 135. Is that what you call poverty? 1035 01:17:49,590 --> 01:17:51,260 They bring her firewood for free. 1036 01:17:51,380 --> 01:17:53,510 And she pays less tax. 1037 01:17:54,340 --> 01:17:57,170 She got a telephone installed, and I got zilch. 1038 01:17:57,470 --> 01:17:59,550 What do you need a telephone for? 1039 01:18:02,630 --> 01:18:05,090 I had to say something for comparison. 1040 01:18:05,220 --> 01:18:06,960 Ah, right. 1041 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:12,300 Even if you don't need it, just pretend you're dying without a phone. 1042 01:18:12,630 --> 01:18:15,010 See what a mess we got in? 1043 01:18:16,130 --> 01:18:18,010 What else did you tell him? 1044 01:18:19,170 --> 01:18:20,270 Well... 1045 01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:22,090 Some rubbish. 1046 01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:26,510 Tell me about it, Vanya. I may help you out. 1047 01:18:27,010 --> 01:18:28,420 What did you tell? 1048 01:18:29,340 --> 01:18:33,630 I said that I, an uneducated man, live better than she, it's not right. 1049 01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:36,420 When you think of it, it's true, it's not right. 1050 01:18:37,170 --> 01:18:40,800 She's teaching our kids, but she's poorer than we. 1051 01:18:41,130 --> 01:18:42,550 Hell's bells! 1052 01:18:43,090 --> 01:18:47,010 I said I'm willing to pay her up, together with the collective farm. 1053 01:18:48,260 --> 01:18:51,260 Ivan, Nyura, straighten yourselves up. 1054 01:18:51,470 --> 01:18:55,630 Feel yourselves at home. You're sitting like at a funeral party. 1055 01:18:57,880 --> 01:19:00,340 Straighten up, Nyura. Really, we're sitting like... 1056 01:19:36,220 --> 01:19:37,510 Why? 1057 01:19:38,260 --> 01:19:42,800 Let him tell us about himself as he can. 1058 01:19:43,420 --> 01:19:44,550 Let people listen. 1059 01:19:44,670 --> 01:19:46,840 Don't play those games, Sergey. 1060 01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:49,670 You don't know him. 1061 01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:53,170 Yes, as for me, I'll be there. 1062 01:19:53,420 --> 01:19:54,520 Me? 1063 01:19:55,220 --> 01:19:58,300 I'm writing my memoirs. Want to hear it? 1064 01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:09,520 Well, how do you like it? 1065 01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:11,260 It's nothing! 1066 01:20:12,420 --> 01:20:14,970 I got a live one working now. 1067 01:21:27,220 --> 01:21:28,970 Can Nyura make a speech, too? 1068 01:21:29,090 --> 01:21:31,800 Nyura? Why Nyura? 1069 01:21:32,420 --> 01:21:35,090 You can do it better. 1070 01:21:39,010 --> 01:21:40,670 - All right. - Good. 1071 01:21:41,590 --> 01:21:43,050 All right. 1072 01:21:44,260 --> 01:21:48,420 Sergey Fyodorovich, why do you need so many samovars? And icons... 1073 01:21:48,590 --> 01:21:52,800 That's a fad with our young people now, they're collecting. 1074 01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:07,340 Nyura, was it really funny for you when the clown performed? 1075 01:22:08,590 --> 01:22:10,550 Well, it was funny. 1076 01:22:12,510 --> 01:22:13,760 Was it to you? 1077 01:22:21,380 --> 01:22:23,260 I want to smoke. I can't, I guess. 1078 01:22:23,380 --> 01:22:25,380 Of course you can't. 1079 01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:35,670 Is someone walking there? 1080 01:22:36,590 --> 01:22:39,340 It must be in the street. Who can walk here? 1081 01:22:39,470 --> 01:22:41,170 I keep hearing some sounds. 1082 01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:43,670 Some situation we got in, huh? 1083 01:22:44,840 --> 01:22:48,010 - Would you want to live here? - Where? 1084 01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:52,050 In this apartment? Oh, God! 1085 01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:55,880 Why in this apartment? In the city. 1086 01:23:00,090 --> 01:23:01,800 Oh, I don't know. 1087 01:23:06,300 --> 01:23:07,510 I dunno. 1088 01:23:11,170 --> 01:23:12,090 Yeah... 1089 01:23:12,220 --> 01:23:14,800 What time is it on this curious clock? 1090 01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:16,550 I don't feel like sleeping at all. 1091 01:23:17,010 --> 01:23:19,880 Oh God, I wish I saw our kids in my dream. 1092 01:23:21,470 --> 01:23:23,010 Dear colleagues,... 1093 01:23:23,260 --> 01:23:24,670 ...friends. 1094 01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:29,920 I invited you to this meeting for only one purpose. 1095 01:23:30,340 --> 01:23:32,670 I want you to listen to one of those... 1096 01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:37,010 ...whom we call the creators of our language, the keepers of our language. 1097 01:23:37,300 --> 01:23:39,800 I think it might be interesting. 1098 01:23:40,050 --> 01:23:41,260 Go ahead. 1099 01:23:47,380 --> 01:23:49,130 Dear comrades. 1100 01:23:49,340 --> 01:23:52,970 When I was young, I had a mare... 1101 01:23:53,300 --> 01:23:54,880 ...nicknamed Herring,... 1102 01:23:55,010 --> 01:23:58,220 ...perhaps because she was skinny, or the devil knows why. 1103 01:23:58,340 --> 01:24:02,130 But this Herring had a mane of incomparable beauty. 1104 01:24:02,510 --> 01:24:05,050 A mane like a fair girl's braid. 1105 01:24:05,300 --> 01:24:07,720 You would comb burdocks out of it, take it in your hands,... 1106 01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:10,840 ...and it rises up like a black wave. 1107 01:24:12,170 --> 01:24:15,670 And at those times we had a brigade-leader, Grisha Konoplyov. 1108 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:20,630 Grishunya. He was a good man, but a little bit... 1109 01:24:21,590 --> 01:24:24,090 One day this Grishunya comes and says:... 1110 01:24:24,220 --> 01:24:29,260 ..."Vanya, bring your Herring, we're gonna shear her mane,... 1111 01:24:29,590 --> 01:24:31,760 ...let's conduct an experiment. 1112 01:24:31,970 --> 01:24:35,170 I saw in the movies how them horses wear it on parade." 1113 01:24:35,720 --> 01:24:38,760 Alright. I liked the idea. 1114 01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:40,630 I brought Herring,... 1115 01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:44,800 ...and with the sheep shears we cut the mane even,... 1116 01:24:44,920 --> 01:24:48,630 ...like they cut lawns here. 1117 01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:50,630 And what does our Herring do? 1118 01:24:50,970 --> 01:24:55,510 I come up to put a collar on her, but she won't let me. 1119 01:24:55,630 --> 01:24:59,260 I try this way and that way. I come up from behind – she kicks. 1120 01:24:59,420 --> 01:25:01,260 From the front – she bites. 1121 01:25:01,380 --> 01:25:04,960 Grishunya goes: "Don't you know how to harness a horse?" 1122 01:25:05,090 --> 01:25:08,970 He takes the collar and goes to her - she kicked him real hard! 1123 01:25:11,050 --> 01:25:12,250 What are you blabbering about? 1124 01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:15,260 Why? 1125 01:25:16,590 --> 01:25:18,170 Did I say something wrong? 1126 01:25:19,090 --> 01:25:22,050 I thought they wanted something from the peasants' life? 1127 01:25:22,470 --> 01:25:23,570 Well, merci, then. 1128 01:25:30,970 --> 01:25:32,090 Yeah... 1129 01:25:32,340 --> 01:25:37,260 Let's reckon that the city folks got their lesson. 1130 01:25:38,510 --> 01:25:41,260 Well, it's interesting, interesting. 1131 01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:47,800 But isn't there some peasant arrogance in it? 1132 01:26:03,630 --> 01:26:04,840 Look, I'm sorry... 1133 01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:06,510 ...about that circus. 1134 01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:10,220 It's all right, Vanya. 1135 01:26:11,670 --> 01:26:13,920 Circus is an ancient genre. 1136 01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:17,010 In Russia they knew it from time immemorial. 1137 01:26:21,130 --> 01:26:22,230 Well? 1138 01:26:24,130 --> 01:26:25,300 Well? 1139 01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:40,340 Holliday wool dresses, light coats, outfits. 1140 01:26:40,550 --> 01:26:43,340 And to cap our program, we're presenting... 1141 01:26:43,470 --> 01:26:44,720 ...evening gowns. 1142 01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:47,550 "My dear granddad, mother-in-law, kids,... 1143 01:26:47,670 --> 01:26:50,380 ...aunt Dunya, nanny Vera, godfather, uncle Vasya... 1144 01:27:44,880 --> 01:27:49,260 I wanted to tell you about everything in good order, but it's impossible. 1145 01:27:49,510 --> 01:27:52,590 There're quite, quite different rhythms here. 1146 01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:55,970 They're much closer to communism than we are,... 1147 01:27:56,170 --> 01:28:01,590 ...because almost everyone... almost everything is mechanized. 1148 01:28:01,800 --> 01:28:06,470 Tonight at 22:30, we depart for the south. Ivan." 1149 01:28:08,090 --> 01:28:10,590 Why is he so keen on politics all of a sudden? 1150 01:28:55,590 --> 01:28:56,840 What do you mean? 1151 01:28:56,960 --> 01:29:00,300 I'll be enjoying myself at resorts, and she'll be sitting home? 1152 01:29:00,420 --> 01:29:02,960 I feel sorry for her, she wants to go, too. 1153 01:29:03,050 --> 01:29:05,300 Are you serious? 1154 01:29:06,130 --> 01:29:07,590 No, I mean... 1155 01:29:07,920 --> 01:29:11,090 - Where's your wife? - Over there, by the lions. 1156 01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:21,010 - Doesn't he believe me? - Perhaps he doesn't. 1157 01:29:24,970 --> 01:29:27,880 Nyura, come here. 1158 01:29:27,970 --> 01:29:30,550 - With our things? - No, not yet. 1159 01:29:32,550 --> 01:29:33,760 With things... 1160 01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:35,380 Good morning. 1161 01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:40,170 - I hear that Chalyapin sang here. - Yes, that's true. 1162 01:29:40,470 --> 01:29:44,630 Excuse me, please, you wait here, and we'll finish this. 1163 01:29:45,510 --> 01:29:47,420 It's far from a full list. 1164 01:29:47,550 --> 01:29:50,800 At one time, building the palace... 1165 01:29:50,920 --> 01:29:52,970 ...were about 200 people. 1166 01:29:53,090 --> 01:29:55,220 And that was going on for 20 years. 1167 01:29:55,590 --> 01:29:57,510 And as we're looking now... 1168 01:29:57,720 --> 01:29:59,920 - Where will she live? - With me. 1169 01:30:00,010 --> 01:30:01,260 What do you mean, with you? 1170 01:30:01,380 --> 01:30:03,380 I'm entitled to a room, right? 1171 01:30:03,960 --> 01:30:05,630 You're entitled to a bed. 1172 01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:07,630 We can put a folding bed. 1173 01:30:08,220 --> 01:30:11,050 - It's just phenomenal! - What's phenomenal? 1174 01:30:11,510 --> 01:30:13,220 I say, it's phenomenal. 1175 01:30:14,300 --> 01:30:15,880 Why is it phenomenal? 1176 01:30:15,970 --> 01:30:18,590 Why didn't you bring your mother-in-law, too? 1177 01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:20,800 Don't you touch my mother-in-law. 1178 01:30:21,220 --> 01:30:22,960 Go and get settled. 1179 01:30:27,130 --> 01:30:28,380 Yes... 1180 01:30:29,260 --> 01:30:31,840 See what we have to deal with here? 1181 01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:35,340 A curious character. Everyone wants to go to a resort now. 1182 01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:39,510 He dug his heels in, won't even listen. 1183 01:30:39,630 --> 01:30:42,760 Try and beg him. Say we've come such a long way. 1184 01:30:42,880 --> 01:30:46,220 I jumped out of my skin begging. I can't, he says, have no right. 1185 01:30:46,550 --> 01:30:49,590 Am I supposed to go back now? And you'll stay here. 1186 01:30:49,720 --> 01:30:51,170 All right, don't start suffering. 1187 01:30:51,920 --> 01:30:54,630 Come here. I've been thinking. 1188 01:30:55,010 --> 01:30:59,260 Maybe I should give him some 20 rubles? 1189 01:30:59,970 --> 01:31:03,300 - Will he take it? - How can he not? Sure he will. 1190 01:31:03,510 --> 01:31:05,590 - Maybe it's not enough? - Enough. 1191 01:31:05,720 --> 01:31:07,220 We're to live here together. 1192 01:31:12,420 --> 01:31:13,920 It's so beautiful here! 1193 01:31:14,340 --> 01:31:16,800 Like a paradise. I like it so much here. 1194 01:31:16,920 --> 01:31:20,050 - Some paradise... - People look happy. What's up? 1195 01:31:20,590 --> 01:31:22,720 I don't know how to give a bribe. Never done it. 1196 01:31:22,960 --> 01:31:25,880 - Just shove it into his hand. - Shove it! 1197 01:31:26,300 --> 01:31:29,090 You never know who will shove whom here. 1198 01:31:32,920 --> 01:31:34,220 All right, go on. 1199 01:31:34,470 --> 01:31:37,170 Even if he doesn't take it... He won't whack you. 1200 01:31:37,510 --> 01:31:39,510 If he whacked me, it wouldn't be that bad. 1201 01:31:40,960 --> 01:31:43,130 But what if they arrest me for bribing? 1202 01:31:43,260 --> 01:31:46,880 - Oh, God. - What? That'll be some rest. 1203 01:31:47,260 --> 01:31:49,970 Doing hard labor somewhere instead of resting. 1204 01:31:50,090 --> 01:31:52,340 Come on. What do we do now? 1205 01:31:53,300 --> 01:31:57,880 I have a feeling she's hurting me on purpose. 1206 01:31:57,970 --> 01:31:59,130 Why? 1207 01:32:01,050 --> 01:32:04,800 What's the matter? I told you, go and get settled. 1208 01:32:04,920 --> 01:32:06,840 You go on talking. I'll wait here. 1209 01:32:06,960 --> 01:32:08,920 Please, don't lean on it. 1210 01:32:09,010 --> 01:32:11,840 Excuse me, can you leave us alone for 5 minutes? 1211 01:32:11,970 --> 01:32:14,300 We'll finish our business with this comrade. 1212 01:32:16,090 --> 01:32:17,190 All right. 1213 01:32:24,800 --> 01:32:25,900 I'm listening. 1214 01:32:35,510 --> 01:32:36,760 Is it a deal? 1215 01:32:39,960 --> 01:32:41,420 I don't have any more. 1216 01:32:41,550 --> 01:32:44,510 Just left something to live here on and for our way back. 1217 01:32:51,220 --> 01:32:53,260 I would've given more, but that's all I got, honest. 1218 01:33:02,670 --> 01:33:04,010 Take it, it'll come handy. 1219 01:33:04,170 --> 01:33:05,920 Take it back, I said! 1220 01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:44,470 "Good day, or evening, our dear family. 1221 01:33:44,720 --> 01:33:48,010 How are you there? We miss you so very much. 1222 01:33:48,130 --> 01:33:50,880 How are my kids, my darling little dancers? 1223 01:33:50,970 --> 01:33:52,960 Oh God, it's so good here! 1224 01:33:53,050 --> 01:33:58,090 I'm even thinking, how good it would be if we all came here sometime. 1225 01:33:58,420 --> 01:34:02,170 Vanya, though, says that if all with a build like mine get in the sea,... 1226 01:34:02,300 --> 01:34:04,010 ...there will be a flood in Turkey. 1227 01:34:04,380 --> 01:34:07,090 And I say, never mind, they can live on a raft. 1228 01:34:07,380 --> 01:34:09,260 Really, it's so great here! 1229 01:34:09,380 --> 01:34:11,420 All people look happy, just a treat for the eyes. 1230 01:34:11,550 --> 01:34:12,920 Well, goodbye. 1231 01:34:13,010 --> 01:34:16,050 Now I'll be counting days before we get home. 1232 01:34:16,170 --> 01:34:19,420 I miss the kids so much. Otherwise, everything is all right. 1233 01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:22,170 I'm living with one woman, in her apartment. 1234 01:34:22,260 --> 01:34:24,800 She's from the serving staff of the resort. 1235 01:34:24,920 --> 01:34:28,510 So I'll follow the regimen together with Ivan." 1236 01:35:51,960 --> 01:35:54,010 That's it, guys, the end. 1237 01:35:54,590 --> 01:35:55,400 The End 1238 01:35:55,401 --> 01:35:56,999 Closed captions by DomMedia 1239 01:35:57,000 --> 01:35:58,000 © Ruscico Planeta 2015 1240 01:35:58,000 --> 01:35:59,100 © DMSD 2017 89953

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