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You'll clean them up, right?

And the wristbands?

Here, I'll put them on in a second.

Don't be stupid, the wristbands are never to be removed.

If they find out, you'll get fired.

You do remember which one's which, right?

Yes… Yes.

Well, then put them on.

Yes.

Eenie, meenie, miny, mo, catch a tiger by the toe.

Okay.

Hello, Regina.

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No, no, no!

But… I let you know.

I told you I was going to the women's rights march.

- That can't count as absence. - Still, you missed my class.

But for a good cause.

Or don't you think women have the right to protest?

If you want to be a mathematician, my class is important.

Stop skipping class.

Sorry, I've been busy with…

something else.

Or aren't we entitled to get pregnant either?

You lost the right to take the test.

I was clear at the beginning of the semester, ten absences maximum.

Damn oppressive macho.

Suck it up, and hurry to the test you are allowed to take...

What, Mariana? Are you okay?

No, I'm having a hell of a contraction.

Wait, wait.

It's gone.

Oh, boy!

Damn it.

Did you pee?

I think my water broke.

You're shitting me!

- And why here, dude? - I don't know, dude.

Okay!

Okay, all right now…

Exhale, exhale, relax, breathe.

Our products are top quality.

And they're produced using cutting-edge technology.

And I, personally, make sure we build a relationship with our clients

so as to ensure stock availability at all times.

So, shipping product to Japan won't be a problem.

Ana?

You're leaking.

Careful, Yumiko, someone spilled water.

Though they say water is good for feng shui, huh?

That's Chinese.

What's Chinese?

Feng shui.

Just fill the tub with warm water. You called the gas company, right?

Yes, I called them, but you know them, I'm not sure if they'll come.

Mom, you don't have money, do you?

I'll pay for it, just call them.

Don't forget the clean towels and the rosemary candles I bought.

And don't even think about calling that idiot Pablo.

- Promise you won't call him. - Stop, calm down.

I won't tell him. I'll see you in a bit, okay? Bye.

Come on!

There you go, okay.

I have to run.

Tell the boss I'll be back later.

- Please finish that half-done haircut. - Yes.

- Thank you. - Be careful.

- Yes. - "Granny."

Call my OB-GYN.

Text my stylist, Jason, and Frank, the photographer.

Then call my husband and put him through, okay?

And not a word about this.

Got it? Both of you?

Juan Carlos can't know I'm working.

Don't judge me, Ramón.

No, ma'am, not at all.

When I got pregnant, by accident…

I promised my husband I'd stop working for a year, if we had this girl.

Because I wasn't there for the first two and…

Why am I sharing intimate details with the two of you?

It must be the hormones.

Call him, okay? Call him now.

What's up, Ana?

What? I'm on my way!

Don't worry, man.

You are the father.

Tere, Mariana hasn't taken my calls in three months.

- Do you think she'll let me see the girl? - Of course.

Just don't show up while she's in labor,

that's when we want to kill the guy that knocked us up.

It's Elena's fault. Since she hooked up with Mariana...

The whole lesbian thing is just a phase we go through.

She'll get over it.

- I'll call you when the girl is born. - Great.

- Okay. Bye. - Thank you.

I'm about to become a dad, fuckers!

- Congrats! - Dad, dad!

A dad, dude!

What do you mean he's in Tulum?

No, you don't get it, miss. I'm about to give birth!

I don't want another doctor. I want him, Julio, my doctor!

Judging by your rate of contractions, you're about to give birth.

Ramón, how much longer to the hospital?

According to Waze, one hour fifty, but I highly doubt it.

Oh, unbelievable!

I don't care what Waze says. I'm giving birth at the best hospital,

even if it means I have to close my legs.

This can't be happening.

Roger, what a surprise. I was just thinking about you.

Oh, I'm glad to hear that, Tere. You know why?

You have to pay the rent now or I'll be forced to evict you.

You're being nasty. Why are you being like that?

I always dye your gray hair for you.

Plus, I've seen girls hanging out by your place.

Bad boy! I'll get jealous.

No, I mean it, Tere.

The owner's on my back. I need you to pay the rent.

Oh, my darling!

- Come in, how are you? Yes, yes. - Tere.

- Tere, no, wait… - Yes, I'll call you.

Thank you, love. Bye!

How are you feeling?

- What did he want? - To fix his gray hair. Are you okay?

- Did the gas people come? - No.

Don't worry, the tub is almost ready, water's warm. Elena!

Get the rosemary candles from the linen closet.

You're going to be a mom! I can't believe it!

- Yes. I'll go change, okay? - Right.

Yes, and to think 22 years ago you were my baby.

And now, look at us, we could be sisters.

That's strange.

They say no one's registered to that name.

Maybe she stopped somewhere to get a blowout.

You know Mom,

she always has to look stunning.

I don't think so, Jason and Ronald are here, she only trusts them.

- Isn't she at the office? - No way, she's not working.

Siri, how do I deliver a baby in a car without an epidural?

Cynthia, Siri has never been in labor, don't ask her.

Ma'am, there's a hospital nearby.

No, Ramón, no…

No, I can't have my baby in this neighborhood.

My girls were born here.

Take this girl out of me!

Now, please!

Move, asshole!

I couldn't get out in time.

You can help her while I get there.

Fuck no, Mom, I can't do this alone!

What if there are complications?

Oh, honey, birth is the most natural thing in the world.

Don't resist.

Let it flow.

Let the spirit of Venus do its job.

Jeez, I have no license.

Oh, no, they'll take Grandma to the impound lot!

Calm down. Hang up already.

Take me to a hospital. Take me now!

Relax, you want to deliver here, with candles, music.

- I even got you a dolphin. - For fuck's sake, Mom!

This won't work without Grandma. Let's go, now!

- Now, now! - Careful, be careful!

- You really think she'll like it? - Of course.

- You like bowling, right? - Yes.

Well, the baby has your genes.

Look, here they come.

Breathe.

- Fuck, what do I do? - Go talk.

Don't go, don't.

Oh, you're really something, Teresa!

No, love, don't get mad.

Send the hospital's location to Juan Carlos.

- Yes. - And make sure we get a suite

with high-speed Internet, okay?

How about an ocean-view suite?

We only have shared rooms, ma'am.

No, what? Can't you kick someone out?

Mom, what was Pablo doing outside the house?

Mom!

Answer me, Mom!

How should I know, my darling?

Can't he meet the baby? He's her dad.

No, Mom. Pablo broke my heart.

I was in love and he left me when I needed him.

- Do you think it doesn't hurt? - Yes, love.

Why does it smell like patchouli?

I'll have an allergic reaction.

It's Yumiko. She has a question about the contract.

- I said you'd call back. - I'm fine, put her on.

She says she'll be quick.

What's up, Yumiko?

The delivery date specified in the contract,

is it when it arrives in Japan or leaves Mexico?

No, it's when it arrives…

Excuse me, sorry!

Could you push more quietly?

We are having a very important conversation with a client.

- We can't hear. - This is no office.

It's no ashram either.

So, take your ugly music elsewhere.

Look, ma'am…

I want to deliver my girl immersed in peace and harmony.

On second thought,

that will only be possible if you vanish from this world.

I died…

I'm in hell, aren't I?

Don't exaggerate, Ana.

No, I'm not exaggerating.

How am I supposed to take a picture with the baby in this room?

What was Regina's Apgar score?

Eight.

- That's what they said at delivery. - Eight? That can't be right.

My kids only get tens.

I guess they don't know how to score them.

- No. - And where is the girl?

They took her to the nursery.

Can you go get her? For the photo.

Where are Roland and Jason?

They're outside.

They should get started with my makeup.

Oh, this sucks!

- Can you go get them, please? - Yes.

Hey…

Why were you so far from home?

It's all Waze's fault, honey.

It takes you to random streets,

and then you lose the signal.

It starts recalculating and…

Ask Ramón.

Go get them, will you? For the picture.

Yes.

Sweetie…

how do you feel?

Where's Valentina?

They took her to the nursery.

No, Mom. I need them to bring her to me.

The first couple of hours are crucial.

We need skin-to-skin contact. I have to feed her.

Yes, don't worry. I'll ask them to bring her. Relax.

How are you doing, dear?

Hey, that ex of yours is out there. Did you forgive him?

Well, he obviously followed us.

I'll talk to him, don't worry.

I'll go with you.

Tere…

Look, I'm really sorry about this whole situation, but…

why don't you try to be in Mariana's shoes for a second?

Of course I put myself in Mariana's shoes.

If there's someone who knows how to be a single mom, it's me.

Well, Mariana has me.

Right.

- Hello. - Hi.

Elena.

It's for the baby.

For her to get a taste of the family sport.

Can I see her now?

Sorry, Mariana doesn't want you to.

But I am her parent too.

I know.

But, what can I do?

I can't betray Mariana.

I hope you understand, Pablo.

Will you send me a picture?

To see her.

I can't.

Forgive me.

I mean it, I'm sorry.

It's your fault, Mom. Who would ever want to have a baby here?

I told you, we got lost.

Ro, do me a favor. Take that hideous vase out of my sight.

I can't stand it.

Jason, can we use Photoshop to change the color, the blankets?

And make it look bigger, a bit more spacious.

- No problem. - Really? I'm glad.

Here's Regina.

It wasn't easy convincing them to bring her.

Hi, sweetheart!

Oh, you're the cutest thing in the world.

She has your eyes, honey.

You think so?

No, hers are prettier.

Mine are swollen.

Oh, my baby girl.

I'll be the best mom for you, Regina.

Oh, no, I ruined my makeup.

Shall we take the picture?

Yes.

Oh, my baby girl!

Oh, my beautiful baby.

Latch on, baby.

She's so pretty, Mom.

Yes.

She has your Uncle Alberto's eyes, doesn't she?

- Grayish. - Yeah.

Look at her tiny feet, so little.

She's feeding.

Oh, Valentina.

I promise I'll be the best mom for you, my baby.

Every mom wants that.

It's the hospital rules, ma'am.

Try to understand, I can't leave the baby with you all the time.

We need to be together as long as possible.

Look.

Milk production is directly correlated

to the amount of times you hold your baby on your breast.

That's why it's so important.

I don't think it's appropriate for you to watch videos while you work.

No, they're not videos. Actually, it's a lactation app.

Don't waste the nurses' time. They have a lot of work to do here.

- Do me a favor, please. - Yes.

Dress my daughter in this onesie.

It was washed with a special hypoallergenic detergent.

My family and I are allergic to regular detergent.

I wasn't wasting her time.

Actually, I have a baby in the nursery too.

And these bottles have been sterilized.

I'll ask you to only feed my girl with these bottles.

One never knows what germs these other babies have.

- Thanks. - Oh, come on, lady.

The only germ here is you.

I hope your baby doesn't turn out like her mother, cause jeez!

My Regina will have to try very hard to be better than her mother.

On the other hand, yours… What's her name?

Valentina.

Valentina?

Poor girl.

Valentina won't have much trouble being classier than her raggedy mother.

Well, you can easily fix being raggedy.

But, being a bitch…

Well, if it's that easy, do it.

Thanks, nurse.

Oh, worse than a witch.

At least we won't have to see that woman's face anymore. Right, Vale?

Oh, yes, my love.

I feel sorry for her baby, having to put up with her the rest of her life.

Let's go.

She was horrible.

But more than horrible, obnoxious.

At least we won't have to see her face anymore. Right, baby?

I don't get why Cynthia was with you if you weren't working.

We were having coffee.

You know…

catching up on all the office gossip.

The chip must be faulty.

Uh… Is there a payment plan?

No, ma'am, we don't have a payment plan.

Right, give me a minute. Wait.

TERE - SHE HAS YOUR EYES!

Look.

Shit, no. She looks nothing like you, dude.

Don't be stupid, she's bloated.

Okay…

IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER, COME TO THE HOSPITAL NOW.

Where are you going, man?

FOUR MONTHS LATER.

I'LL CALL YUMIKO AT THE USUAL TIME

She opened her eyes, ma'am.

Yes, but don't pick her up, it's not time yet.

Remy is showing her some cards.

Hello, darling.

Hi, my beautiful princess.

Hello, love.

Done, the school finally confirmed.

- Great. - They'll see Regina on Tuesday.

Not until Tuesday?

No, it has to be earlier.

It's been four months, we're lagging behind!

- Four months. - No, it's not time for cuddles.

She said the same to me, sir.

- And when can I carry her? - In 20 minutes.

Twenty minutes.

Remy…

Bring the cards, please. The ones with the circles.

Hello?

Which hospital?

Hello?

This isn't her, who's calling?

Okay, I'll put her through. One second.

The hospital.

Yes, hello?

Yes, yes, I am her mother.

We are really sorry.

This is a very unfortunate situation.

Who has my daughter? I mean, the other girl?

Sorry.

- You? - You again?

- You know each other? - She's that obnoxious woman.

That's the hag from the nursery.

How could this happen?

We were digitizing all the records and…

Eenie, meenie, miny, mo, catch a tiger by the toe.

The head nurse spotted the mix-up.

Of course, we fired the nurse responsible.

Don't worry, I'll make sure this is done in a lawful manner.

Fortunately, we caught this on time.

- "On time"? - Do you think this is on time?

Honey…

Sorry I'm late, I went for coffee. I'm the girl's grandmother.

Nice to meet you.

We have to run DNA tests to document this situation,

so we can proceed to the immediate exchange.

It's what's best for the babies.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe you're not mine.

My heart is torn to pieces.

Oh, I feel like I'll die without you.

You are mine.

Shall I give her the bottle?

Leave me alone with her, please.

Aren't hugs supposed to be in half an hour?

I don't care.

I'm not sure I can let them take her away from me.

Me neither.

- Come in, take a seat. - Thanks.

This way.

Thank you.

- Hello. - Have a seat.

Thank you.

Good evening.

- Hi. - Excuse me.

You didn't shave her head? Her hair will grow weird.

Ceci…

She's beautiful.

Do you have a car chair?

We don't have a car.

Ramón can drive you home.

Thanks.

Hello, Regina.

- Hello. - We suggest non-biological families

break contact with the babies

and bond with their biological family.

I could take care of both of them.

I could adopt Regina.

Regina is not up for adoption.

Listen, girl.

I imagine you didn't plan on getting pregnant.

- Neither did you. - Ceci.

Besides, it's obvious you don't have a stable relationship.

The father couldn't come, but he's a family friend.

Let's go, Mom.

- Yes. - No, you can't take my daughter.

You can't keep mine either.

I don't want my sister to leave with the hippie.

Technically, your sister is that one.

And Mariana isn't a hippie, she's not wearing sandals.

Raggedy or whatever, Regi can't go with her.

Ceci, it's her daughter.

This irresponsible child can't be a mom.

"Irresponsible"? That's disrespectful.

I'd never let you keep my daughter. What's wrong with you?

Let's see…

Stop.

Please exchange the girls.

Otherwise, I'll call the authorities to force you to do it.

The counselor is right.

Don't make this harder, love.

Mariana… give her to me.

Darling, please.

- Let's go. - I'll show you out.

Excuse us.

You said Regina had my eyes.

It was all a mistake.

I should've never used that website, but Ana had been working nonstop.

I'm a jerk.

So, you vanished off the face of the earth.

I found out Ana was pregnant.

No, Juan Carlos, I'm not asking for an explanation.

You don't owe me one.

In the end, people go on those websites for some reason or other.

And I'm in no position to judge you.

The truth is, we are free to do whatever we want with our asses.

Tere, you don't know how thankful I am… for what happened.

No one can find out.

Don't worry.

After today, we won't have to see each other ever again.

Bye, Juan Carlos.

Goodbye, Tere.

No.

It's my treat… today.

Take good care of Regina.

Of course.

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I'll feed her, thanks.

This one does have my eyes.

Yes, right?

So pretty, so pretty.

A pretty princess.

What are you two doing?

We were...

Once again, I don't want you in my daughter's life only to bail later.

Will you please relax?

Pablo has been great so far.

- Really? Great how? - Yes.

By showing up out of the blue?

Pablo paid the hospital bill, he's been giving me money for the girl.

I mean, for the other girl.

Why?

Because it's my responsibility.

We can't make ends meet, that's why!

We're lucky we haven't been evicted for not paying rent.

Why didn't you say anything?

I didn't want to worry you, you have enough on your plate.

You think I can't handle it? How much do we owe in rent?

Enough for us to pack our bags and go live with your grandma in Tepoztlán.

I told you, I want to stay close to Valentina, Mom.

Move in with me and my roomies.

Oh, for fuck's sake!

Well, your deadbeat father never even asked to see a picture of you.

You've been sending him pictures in exchange for money?

She's his daughter too.

You're really something, Teresa.

Hey, Mariana, get back here!

Listen, Mom, if Pablo leaves, I'll get over it,

but I can't let him break my girl's heart.

And I can't believe you can't get that.

Stay away from my baby.

Mariana, please!

Sorry.

The new product is stuck at the US border, Yumiko.

They're screwing us with import fees. What do you want me to do?

Can we guarantee a date for the product to arrive?

Otherwise, we'll have to cancel the order.

We need it as soon as possible.

Remy, please give her the other bottle.

Ana-san.

Is this a bad time for you to speak?

No. There's nothing I can do about this, Yumiko.

You said you weren't working.

Honey, no, no.

I mean, I'm not...

Come here, baby.

Ana-san?

I'll call you back as soon as I find out more.

Forgive me.

I know I promised I'd stop working,

to spend a whole year with my daughter…

and with my family, but that's just not me.

And the worst thing is, I don't know who I am…

Because, on one hand, I'm not the mother of the girl I thought was my daughter.

And on the other…

I'm not my biological child's mother because I don't know her.

I'm broken up about it.

I'm the one who's sorry.

I'm also quite confused about it.

Come on, time to feed.

Take her.

Please, do something, she hasn't stopped crying.

Poor thing, she must be hungry.

Hello, my love!

Oh, my beautiful princess!

You don't know how much I've missed you.

My princess.

That's better.

If we all had a boob on hand, this world would be a better place.

She hasn't stopped crying either.

Oh, my baby. Why, sweetie?

It seems she doesn't like to be held.

Didn't you read the manual I sent you?

Regina should only be held 20 minutes every 2 hours.

She's used to it.

Sorry, but I don't believe in manuals for humans.

Oh, why am I not surprised?

Look, child, I won't lie, I don't like you at all.

Or the way you dress.

And you could have a better haircut.

Well, I don't like you either.

And you could use some manners.

Though I don't know who's worse, you or my mom, seriously.

Why don't you come live with me?

I don't think that's a good idea.

No, it's definitely a bad idea.

Rock, paper, scissors?

If I win, it's a no. If you win, it's a yes, okay?

Okay, deal.

One, two, three, rock, paper, scissors.

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