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My fellow Americans,
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it's me, Ronald Reagan,
your 40th president.
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They used to call me
the cowboy president,
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on account of all the
Western movies I acted in.
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I was pretty fucking good,
to be honest with you.
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Well, tonight, I'm here
to tell you a story
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that's a lot like
a Western,
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except that it
actually happened to me.
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February 27th, 1987,
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and it's all true.
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Once upon a time,
two banditos
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came to the White House
to try to take me down.
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And it almost worked.
Almost...
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God damn it, almost.
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But, well, like
every great Western,
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there's good guys
and there's bad guys,
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and I'm the good guy
in this story.
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I'm the good guy, got it?
Me. Remember that.
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I'm the good guy.
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Out of my way, asshole.
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[Reagan]
Well, there they are.
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That handsome lady
is Stacey Breen.
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Don't let her looks fool you,
she's a real woman.
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The kind of woman
that tells the whole world
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to grow a pair, and
you know what? She's right.
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My name's Stacey Breen.
Grow a pair.
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And that one is
Joe Bunker.
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A Phil Donahue,
Jimmy Carter type.
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Real sensitive 80s man.
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[chuckles]
No, thanks.
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My name's Joe Bunker,
I have a fiancé
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and the wedding planning
is going great.
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Just great.
So, so great.
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[Stacey] I can't believe
you fucked up Valentine's day.
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Isn't that like
the first thing
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they teach you
in boyfriend school?
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[Joe] Uh, I think you mean
fiancé school, partner.
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Ugh, don't make me ralph.
I hate that word.
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Fiancé. Ugh.
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What don't you hate?
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Mmm, well, I don't hate
Jon Bon Jovi's ass. You know.
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Yeah.
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I'm nervous to get
this new assignment.
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Grow a pair.
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You keep telling me
to grow a pair.
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Do you want me to
have four balls,
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or grow a brand new
pair of balls?
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[Stacey]
Either way, kemosabe.
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Two Zimas.
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[Stacey] No, no,
I don't want a Zima, no.
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Hey, jackasses, your train
leaves in 22 minutes.
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[Reagan] Well, there he is.
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The bad guy of this here story.
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They call him The Doctor,
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and you'll find out
why soon enough.
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-Hello, sir.
-Doctor.
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Okay, here's the assignment.
Go to the white house
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and give President Reagan
this cognition test.
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Then I'll show up,
use the test results
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and my medical degree
to take care of the rest.
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Take care of the rest?
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Intel says Reagan
has lost his marbles.
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It's dementia,
maybe Alzheimer's.
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-My God.
-We're going to declare him
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a mentally unfit president
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and that's the 25th
amendment, baby. Ha ha ha!
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Well, he's got it coming
to him, asshole.
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Forgive my loose cannon
of a partner. I'm sorry.
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Don't let your vendetta
against Reagan
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get in the way
of this, Breen.
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Vendetta? Wait,
I'm sorry, what?
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Are you sure you two
dillweeds can handle this?
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I know it's your first
work trip together.
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I hadn't even thought about it.
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Huh?
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Nothing.
Sorry.
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[Reagan]
But it wasn't nothing.
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Just the night before it was all
Joe was talking about.
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With his fiancé.
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Come on, babe.
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It's just a work trip.
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There's nothing to worry about.
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I am not attracted to her.
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I'm not into tall,
broad-shouldered
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gorgeous blondes.
She's too tall.
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And angular, but...
But also svelte.
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And she's always, you know,
jutting her big strong jaw out.
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Like, gross. Ugh.
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[man]
All aboard.
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[train whistle blows]
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But I keep telling
my fiancé
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that a Michael Jackson themed
wedding is going to be "bad".
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[laughs]
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Bad, just in terms of
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the brand new
Michael Jackson album, "Bad".
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey...
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What's going on
in there, Breen?
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It's nothing, forget it.
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[man]
Last call to D.C.
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If you want to open up,
I'm here for you.
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You're such a pussy.
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-Chicken.
-Hmm.
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Touché.
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[sighs]
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Have you ever heard
of Mr. Green?
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I mean... seems like
a super common name.
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[Stacey]
It's my father.
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I thought your last
name was Breen.
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It is.
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My father was moderator of
the 1980 New Hampshire debate.
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Reagan wouldn't shut up
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so my dad tried to take
the microphone,
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and then Reagan was all...
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[Reagan] I paid for this
microphone, Mr. Green.
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[Stacey] Totally humiliated
him on purpose.
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Ruined his life.
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[Joe]
Oh my God, I remember that.
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That was your dad?
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[Stacey] God, I'm gonna take
that son of a bitch down
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if it's the last thing
I ever do.
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I'm not gonna let you down.
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Or my fiancé, sorry.
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I am prioritizing my fiancé,
obviously.
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That's who's important.
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Oh, okay.
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[Joe]
Wow, the White House.
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[Stacey]
Yeah, there she is.
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-Kind of a let down in a way.
-[Joe] No, I know.
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-[Joe] I was gonna say
-[Stacey] So much--
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-[Joe] I wish I saw more.
-[Stacey] I know.
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[Stacey] It's like Starry Night,
the painting. Who cares?
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[Joe]
Who cares, exactly.
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All I could think about
is revenge.
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Person, woman, man...
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What kind of test is it?
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Cognitive.
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-Sounds tough.
-I got a 1500 on my SATs.
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-Grow a pair.
-Okay, but do you want me to--
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Yeah, I mean.
Have four balls total.
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Crabs grow claws,
they want to do it.
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[man]
And you two are?
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Oh, uh, journalists.
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-We're journalists.
-Exactly. It's obvious.
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You're actually not
in the system, so...
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Well, uh... no doy.
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Systems are for pussies.
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You like basketball, sir?
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No, I'm just a fucking
filthy commie. [chuckles]
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Of course I love basketball.
Come on.
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I have a couple of seats
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to see the Washington Bullets
tomorrow night.
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Ugh... I do love
Moses Malone, but...
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[Stacey] Hey kid, hey kid.
Look at that.
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Look at the footsteps
of great men.
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Great men.
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Mostly all men.
Mostly all white men.
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You can be one of those
great white men.
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Just take us to
go see Reagan.
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Pussy.
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Do I still get the tickets?
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[man]
So... the White House.
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There are 132 rooms,
35 bathrooms,
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412 doors, 147 windows
28 fireplaces...
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[Stacey] Sorry, you must stop.
You must stop!
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[man]
Oh, my God.
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And here we are.
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President Regan's
screening room,
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where he spends
most of his time.
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Mmm, what is that smell?
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Is the Drakkar Noir?
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No, it's just my musk.
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It's my... Ready?
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[sighs]
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Who are you, and
what do you want?
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We are, in fact,
journalists, sir.
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I'm Stacey Breen.
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The last name Breen
ring a bell?
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Well, are you from "Variety?"
I only read "Variety."
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What are you watching, sir?
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You ever heard of a Western?
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I used to perform in them.
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Here, have a seat and
join me if you like.
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No, thanks.
We have some questions for you.
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Shut up, shut up!
This is the good part.
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You see this?
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I miss the world
when it was like this.
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There was right and wrong.
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Good, evil.
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Now, all people want to
talk about is this plague.
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What even is AIDS?
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It's ruining everything,
that's what it is.
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There are demons at the gate,
do you understand me?
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I've seen the aliens.
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I'm seen them, in Nevada,
I've seen their eyes.
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But we have to
defend ourselves.
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I was shot.
Nobody remembers that.
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I was shot.
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Oh, God.
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What should I do?
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You're okay, Ron.
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Ron? Is that you, baby Ron?
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It's me.
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They hate me, little Ronnie.
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-No, they don't.
-Yes, they do.
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I'm a failure.
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How can you say that, Ron?
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Well, what about AIDs?
I screwed that up.
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No, you did great.
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I messed up
Iran Contra.
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Now everyone's mad at me.
I'm a failure.
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Naw, they'll get over it, Ron.
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I miss having a trailer and--
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God damn it, man,
snap out of it!
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I insist you take
a look at this test.
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Cool it, Stace.
It's not a test.
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It's more like a fun
questionnaire, like in "GQ."
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Oh, right, yeah.
It's, uh...
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-It's like a cute quiz.
-Exactly.
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Our readers really want
to get to know
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-the real you, Mr. President.
-Yeah, exactly.
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-A little too much interrupting.
-Exactly.
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Oh, sorry.
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Ah, mm-hmm. Let me see.
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The Montreal Cognitive
Assessment.
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What did you eat
for breakfast?
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Well, that's easy, cottage
cheese with ranch dressing.
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Hmm, and how about last night?
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-Dinner?
-Cottage cheese with steak.
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For desert, tapioca pudding.
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Just give it to me straight,
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have you lost
your goddamn marbles?
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-Uh-oh. Here she comes.
-[door opens]
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What in the cock
is going on here?
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Who the fuck are
these asslicks?
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-[Reagan] Take it easy.
-We're journalists.
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Stick an ass in your mouth,
bitch, I wasn't talking to you.
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Ron, you should be
the fuck asleep.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, dear.
Good night, Nancy.
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[Nancy] Do you know what
extraordinary rendition is?
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-No, ma'am.
-Well,
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how would you like to
wake up tomorrow in Bosnia,
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feeling like a horse kicked you
in the head with its dick?
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No, thank you.
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No, thank you, ma'am.
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Mmm. Then get fucked.
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I'm gonna get that
crusty old fogey to say Breen
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if it's the last thing
that I ever do.
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[car alarm beeps]
250
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,206
-[Joe] Two Zimas.
-[Stacey] No, no.
251
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,090
How fucked up was that?
252
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,707
Unbelievable.
253
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:55,423
I'm pissed.
And that Nancy's a real ho.
254
00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:57,434
Completely.
255
00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:00,886
But you need
to chill, okay?
256
00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:03,388
He's lost his marbs, hey?
257
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,061
His marbles?
258
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,559
Definitely not.
259
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,063
Then what's his deal?
260
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,435
I don't know.
261
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,737
You're so not like
my fiancé.
262
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:21,529
If she were here, I'd know
what she would say.
263
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,914
She's a lucky woman,
your fiancé.
264
00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,751
Forget I said anything.
265
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,577
What about your
live-in boyfriend?
266
00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:33,594
Franklin? What a great name
for an adult man.
267
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,755
Anyway, sorry.
268
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,256
I love this song.
269
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,378
Don't get drunk and dance.
Don't.
270
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,965
I won't.
271
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,430
Oh, you're going to see
me dance, all right.
272
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:46,141
[Reagan] Well, while Joe
danced away his sorrows,
273
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,102
Stacey did the real seedy
work of a secret agent,
274
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,563
asking questions.
275
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,064
What's going on with Reagan?
276
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,565
Does he have Alzheimer's?
Huh? Does he?
277
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,528
And what's going on
with his hair?
278
00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:00,818
Why doesn't it move?
It's not moving, why?
279
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,623
He remembered everything
he ate, were they coaching him?
280
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,464
Hey, you, little
White House aide.
281
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,708
Tell me what's really
going on with the president,
282
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:16,300
you little punk,
or I'll go bam on your face.
283
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:19,087
Okay, he's actually
mentally sharp.
284
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,761
But all he does all day
is sit around
285
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:25,551
and watch movies.
He's depressed, guys.
286
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:28,306
There's nobody at
the wheel of America.
287
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,311
Oh my God, who's that
dancing over there?
288
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,902
Oh, no.
289
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:36,072
-[dance music plays]
-[Joe grunting]
290
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:41,318
Damn, look at that guy dance,
he's incredible.
291
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,662
Look at those moves.
292
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,701
Hmm.
293
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,120
Oh.
294
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,698
[horse whinnies]
295
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,123
Oh, uh.
296
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:56,881
[Reagan] It doesn't matter
if its 1887, or 1987.
297
00:13:56,919 --> 00:14:00,089
The body wants what
it wants.
298
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,920
Oh, my God.
299
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,466
Oh, no.
300
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,429
Joe!
301
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:08,469
Okay, partner, I think
you've danced enough.
302
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,524
Oh my God, there's
so much of you.
303
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,348
Let's get you to bed.
304
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:16,273
[Reagan] Well, later that night,
they felt the heat between them.
305
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:19,443
But change is hard.
306
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,613
So... it turns out
Reagan isn't mental.
307
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,453
Everybody I talked to says
he's just depressed.
308
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,279
Oh my God. Poor fellow.
309
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:29,914
You're really a sweet guy,
aren't you?
310
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,368
Wait, of course he's depressed.
311
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,714
He was the good guy
for 50 years.
312
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,630
But now he's the bad guy.
313
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,169
[chuckles]
No doy, right?
314
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,712
I almost feel bad for him.
315
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,545
Well, I'm still going to
ream him a new asshole.
316
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,759
Hmm. I like when you
talk like that.
317
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,231
You do?
318
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,808
Totally.
319
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,693
Well, this is my room.
320
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,361
-This is me.
-Oh, yeah?
321
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,989
Yeah. Yeah, this is where
I take off my clothes
322
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:06,317
and lie down and
just stuff like that.
323
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,873
I'll, uh...
see you in the morning?
324
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,538
Uh... yeah.
325
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,787
[Joe]
Yeah, just gonna...
326
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,168
What, this just come
in for me?
327
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,959
Thanks.
328
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,263
The president just sits around
and watches TV all day?
329
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,338
He's clinically depressed?
330
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,933
Those pieces of shit
actually did it.
331
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:32,639
25th Amendment time. Somebody
get me a helicopter to DC.
332
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:34,387
Morning?
333
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,273
Morning.
334
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,109
That was crazy last night.
335
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,107
Real fun, wasn't it?
336
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,438
Yeah.
337
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,073
What time is
our train, actually?
338
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,449
I'm staying here.
I have a job to do.
339
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:47,947
Wait, what?
340
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,865
But that's crazy.
You know he's not sick.
341
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,699
He's just sad.
Don't you--
342
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:54,954
Snap out of it!
343
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,041
Do you trust me?
344
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,625
Just say yes or no.
345
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,630
You know I do.
346
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,762
Well, what do we have here?
347
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,143
Uh... Mr. Vice President?
348
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,220
Howdy-doo.
349
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:15,774
You must be the
journalist snooping around.
350
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,688
-Uh...
-You know,
351
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,846
I used to run
the dang durbid CIA.
352
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,015
-But--
-Yeah. I just want to say
353
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,524
keep going.
354
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,355
-What?
-Yeah.
355
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,401
Let's get rid of
this dumbass actor.
356
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:29,364
Let me take over.
357
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,945
I got some friends at
Halliburton that need a war
358
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,621
to sell some weapons.
359
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,790
Hey, I know you.
360
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,079
You're Mr. Green's daughter,
ain't ya?
361
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:42,083
It's Breen, sir.
Breen.
362
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:47,086
I am pretty darn dagit
damnded sure it's Green.
363
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,091
Uh, I was there too
that day, you know?
364
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,344
Personally, I thought
it was a good time.
365
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,136
Ronnie made a fool of
old Mr. Green, didn't he?
366
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:59,980
My father's last name,
my last name, is Breen.
367
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,769
Okay, okay.
Sorry, Miss Green.
368
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,028
He's gonna do it.
369
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,494
-Green.
-Breen!
370
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,897
-Ah!
-Green!
371
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,954
-Breen.
-Green!
372
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,121
Breen!
373
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,579
[Stacey]
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-Breen
374
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,909
[Bush] Ow!
Green, Green! Green, Green!
375
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,115
[Stacey]
Breen!
376
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,575
-[Bush] Green!
-[Stacey] Breen!
377
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:25,544
[Stacey]
As in Breen!
378
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,586
[Bush] Green!
379
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,760
[Stacey] Breen!
380
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,063
-[both moaning]
-Oh, my God.
381
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:40,727
[Reagan] It doesn't matter if
it's 1887 or 1987.
382
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,978
The body wants what it wants.
383
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,899
You'll remember my name.
384
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,362
You all will.
385
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,572
My name is Stacey Breen.
386
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:53,613
Taxi!
387
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,496
You should apologize to her.
388
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,708
Uh, not going to do that.
389
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,415
She's something, isn't she?
390
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,090
It's, like, sure my fiancé
is fine,
391
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:13,629
dependable, but Stacey is...
392
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:16,295
When I met Barbara,
you know what I did?
393
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,642
What, sir?
394
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,430
I held on.
395
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:23,983
[Joe] Stacey!
396
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,809
Stacey, wow.
397
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,725
-Hey, are you okay?
-Yeah, yeah.
398
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:34,446
I just had to tell you, you...
blew my mind.
399
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,278
-Oh... Thanks.
-I-I, I just...
400
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:37,953
I personally
get so nervous
401
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,281
at confrontations, but
you were just, like, whoa.
402
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:41,326
Oh, you would've done the same.
403
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,290
Oh, now you're going to
make me ralph. [chuckles]
404
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:47,251
Are you thinking about
what I'm thinking about?
405
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,382
You reaming
George Bush's ass?
406
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,129
No, no.
407
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,301
Me neither.
408
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,089
What I was thinking
was that
409
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,553
we've got to
cheer Regan up
410
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:57,222
so that he can pass
the doctor's exam.
411
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,181
Oh, right, right, right.
Yes. Yes.
412
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,721
Hmm.
413
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:02,684
I think I just got an idea.
414
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,234
What is it?
415
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,938
Well, he's an entertainer
at heart,
416
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,268
and he says he misses
the good old days, right?
417
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,273
-Uh-huh.
-Then let's help him
418
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,315
put on a big musical show,
419
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:16,199
a show so big it'll save
America from guys like Bush.
420
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,618
[gasps]
That's hot.
421
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,331
Nancy!
Nancy, they're back!
422
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:24,038
Wait...
We're not journalists, sir.
423
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,289
Right, we are actually
theater producers.
424
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,581
Oh? I love the theater.
425
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,535
Say, let's put on a show.
426
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:33,626
-A show?
-Yes, an America show.
427
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,762
Get the country back
on your side.
428
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,219
Our boss, the biggest theater
producer in the world,
429
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,010
is coming in the morning.
430
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,643
They call him The Doctor.
431
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,060
Yep, and although it may seem
like The Doctor
432
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:46,349
is coming to give you
a dementia test,
433
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,653
he's actually here to
see your show.
434
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,517
Wow. Well...
435
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:55,025
Come closer, let me
stare into your soul.
436
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:57,278
-Um...
-Of course, sir.
437
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,201
That's when I knew
I could trust them.
438
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,503
They want what
all Americans want:
439
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,707
-[Stacey moaning]
-[Reagan] Freedom...
440
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,288
[Joe babbling]
441
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,713
-[Reagan] Love.
-[Stacey] Oh, Bob!
442
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,001
[Reagan]
And yes, sex.
443
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,795
Well then, where do we start?
444
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,221
No, no, boys.
Boys, follow my lead.
445
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,390
Five, six, seven, eight.
446
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,219
Push it a little bit
harder, twinkle toes.
447
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:25,524
Come on, now, from the top.
448
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,177
You, you've got lead feet,
449
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,726
what's wrong with you?
You don't love America?
450
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,901
Then the night of the show came.
451
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,742
The Doctor's here!
452
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,699
He's here!
453
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:45,039
I can't wait to take down
this son of a bitch.
454
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,867
The President will be happy
to take his examination
455
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,752
after the show.
456
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,209
Show? What show?
457
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,920
My God, he really has
lost his marbs.
458
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,131
[laughs]
459
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:59,221
The producer is here,
let the show begin.
460
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:03,675
Hello. I'm here to
take down the president,
461
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,390
because he's a lunatic
and I want power.
462
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,180
How are you?
463
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,774
This is fun, but you think
we could've gotten better seats.
464
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,060
Right? Considering we set
up the whole damn thing?
465
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,444
-Hey, I just--
-Hold it.
466
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,440
The show's about to begin.
467
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,112
Hello, good evening.
468
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,360
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for coming
469
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,074
to our little show.
470
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:26,294
Now, well, the world
is changing, a lot.
471
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:28,446
But I don't want it
to change,
472
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:32,205
and I don't think you
want it to change, either.
473
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:35,129
Let's keep America exactly
the way it's always been
474
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,958
forever!
475
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,924
Heh-heh. Thank you.
476
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:42,134
I just do want to thank
two people in particular,
477
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:46,095
Um, Joe Bunker
and Stacey Breen.
478
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,518
Oh my God, he finally did it.
He said Breen!
479
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,307
Amazing. What were you
gonna say before?
480
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,190
Oh, just this has been fun.
481
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,097
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Big time.
482
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,226
[applause]
483
00:21:58,567 --> 00:21:59,817
[bugle plays]
484
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,408
You can shoot me,
you can rape me
485
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,659
You can stomp my head
and eat me
486
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:11,661
But I'll always love
the U.S. of A.
487
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,915
Wow, this is actually
really good.
488
00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:17,417
Yeah. These homophobes sure
like to dress up as women.
489
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,131
Old Ronnie's got his
mojo back, just like you said.
490
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,632
Great start, everyone.
491
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:24,683
Now, let's grab 'em by
the purse strings.
492
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,678
We're so patriotic
493
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,970
We make our dads cry
494
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,974
Cry, cry, cry
495
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,636
Yep, your dad would be
a proud guy.
496
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,645
Oh, thanks, that
means the world.
497
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,017
You're a great guy.
498
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,484
What are you saying?
You're amazing.
499
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:41,533
Good, now hit 'em
with immigration.
500
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:44,908
Stay in your country
501
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:49,987
This is so good, this can't
be the work of a madman.
502
00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:53,655
We make pretty good partners.
503
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,495
Mm. No shit, Sherlock.
504
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,130
I'm serious, though.
505
00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:59,247
I'm the brains and
you're the pussy.
506
00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:01,424
No, I mean it.
507
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:04,473
Good, now, AIDs, the virus!
508
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:08,598
AIDS isn't a thing
509
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:10,677
It ain't no thing
510
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:14,432
There just isn't any AIDs
511
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:16,056
Are you seeing
what I'm seeing?
512
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:18,983
I think Reagan might
be a genius.
513
00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:21,862
I love this country
so much.
514
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:25,070
Oh I'm just going
to fucking say it.
515
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:27,202
-I love you.
-Are you for real?
516
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,409
-All right!
-Yeah.
517
00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:33,197
I think we should
move in together.
518
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,905
I can't believe what
you're even saying.
519
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:38,326
Wait, I haven't heard
you even say it. Go on.
520
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,665
If you mean do I love you,
you bet your ass.
521
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:42,340
You said it, baby.
522
00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,919
I love you so fucking much.
523
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:48,933
-I love you.
-[laughs]
524
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:50,429
I love you!
525
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,560
And now, big finish.
526
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:55,097
And we'll double down
and double down
527
00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:57,232
And double down again
528
00:23:58,311 --> 00:24:06,451
God bless the U.S.A.
529
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:08,994
[cheering]
530
00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:12,624
Great job. Get the hell out.
531
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:14,909
You know, I was sent here
to take you down.
532
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:17,213
Oh, I didn't know.
533
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:20,537
But you reminded me tonight
that our lies about ourselves
534
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:23,094
are the most important thing.
535
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,628
Well, don't you ever forget it!
536
00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:26,471
We won't invoke
the 25 amendment.
537
00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:28,046
Tell everybody!
538
00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:30,971
[laughs] I didn't know
that was a... all right.
539
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,055
Well... we are home.
540
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:42,903
So great to be back
in the, uh, big apple.
541
00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:45,029
Yeah.
So...
542
00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:48,398
What do we do now?
543
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:51,655
Hmm?
What do you mean?
544
00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:53,328
What do we do now, like
do you want you maybe
545
00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:55,986
come back to my place?
Or...
546
00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:58,751
We could.
We could, we could.
547
00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:00,498
We could, we could,
we could, we could.
548
00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,960
Or... or, or, or, or...
549
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,711
Oh, my God.
550
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,553
No, no, no, not like that.
Just hold on.
551
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,548
Don't do this to me.
552
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:11,890
The thing is... my fiancé,
and her feelings,
553
00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:13,677
and the Michael Jackson
themed wedding.
554
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,850
I thought you were
kidding about that.
555
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:19,429
No! We hired a choreographer
named Alison!
556
00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:20,976
Pussy ass motherfucker,
557
00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:22,649
I'll hit your head without
my hand moving.
558
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:24,767
Well what about your live-in
boyfriend, Franklin?
559
00:25:24,814 --> 00:25:27,324
You pussy ass motherfucker,
I don't have a boyfriend.
560
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,609
Oh.
561
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,032
I bet you've never met a man
562
00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:31,700
with a fucking name
like Franklin.
563
00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:34,118
Franklin, take your insulin
like a good kitty.
564
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:36,867
who has feline diabetes.
Yes, you do.
565
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:39,000
You and I belong together.
566
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:41,207
Oh, man, I'm getting
overwhelmed.
567
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,378
I have to... I have to
get back to my fiancé.
568
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:46,286
You know I fucking
hate that word.
569
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:49,634
Wait, Joe!
570
00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:04,015
Ow!
571
00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:05,192
God damn!
572
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:07,114
Stacey!
573
00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:14,364
Stacey... what are you doing?
574
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:17,826
You opened my heart just so
you could ralph all over it?
575
00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:19,907
You're too much, please.
576
00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:21,963
Let me go home.
577
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:26,127
[Reagan] As long as nothing
changes, we'll always be okay.
578
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:28,547
As long as nothing changes.
579
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:32,717
If I can't have you...
no-one can.
580
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,932
Ah!
581
00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:46,439
Grow a pair.
582
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,530
Grow a pair!
All of you.
583
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,912
[Reagan] Well, I survived
that attempt on my career
584
00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:59,198
just like
I survive all of them.
585
00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:01,872
And I'm still in your
head, aren't I?
586
00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:03,461
[laughing]
587
00:27:03,496 --> 00:27:06,626
I'm the Good guy.
Never forget that.
588
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:09,626
I'm the Good guy.
Don't fight it.
589
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:11,549
Just say, thank you, Ron,
590
00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:13,918
thank you for the 80s.
591
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,005
Thank you for America.
592
00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:16,800
Go on, I'll wait.
593
00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:19,473
[whistling]
594
00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:22,524
Well, you're welcome.
595
00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:25,097
Now, turn off your
goddamn TV,
596
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:27,773
get on your goddamn knees
597
00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:31,572
and say God bless
the U.S. of A.
598
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:35,988
And God bless
Ronald Wilson Reagan,
599
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:37,949
the cowboy president,
600
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:39,989
forever.
601
00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:49,501
Woke up with this feeling
602
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:53,342
I can't seem to
get you out of my head
603
00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:57,804
It's got to be a reason
604
00:27:58,051 --> 00:27:59,681
Reason
605
00:28:00,136 --> 00:28:03,006
'Cause I just
can't help myself
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