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[man] Did you find anything?

Nothing. Not even tracks.

We should keep moving.

Yeah, we should.

What was that?

I think it was a kiss.

You go around kissing everyone on our team?

We've both wanted to do that for a long time.

I'm not so sure Willy would approve.

[chuckles]

You're right, we should keep moving.

Back to work.

Can you tell the coordinates?

It sounds like it's coming from the northeast peak.

Isn't that the sector Paddy was covering?

Yeah.

I wish these sightings were more contained.

It's like the monster haunts the whole mountain.

We haven't found the den on this side,

so it's gotta be in one of those territories.

We better hurry then.

If Paddy gets there first, he's as good as dead.

Yeah.

We've got to stop sending him alone.

[panting]

Hmm.

Hello? Knock knock.

-[clatter] -What was that?

[woman] How much you want to bet Willy and Jeremy

haven't even left the hut yet?

Hey, Bobbie, I'm hungry.

She can't hear you, boss.

Why not?

She left.

And with whom did she go?

Everyone took off, boss.

Remember, we got a job to do.

Whoa.

A bit of a tight squeeze here.

You got this, Paddy.

You got this.

Oops, whoa. I'm good.

I'm good.

[growling]

Uh-oh.

Oh, wow.

Oh, gosh, make sure there's no bats. Bat check.

Bats... good.

Is that a bat? Oh, no, no.

It's a rock.

Oh, hey, oh. I see you!

I'm coming!

Amazing, I'm never the first one on the scene. Whew.

Who's that?

I've come to save you.

It's too late for me.

No, my team's right behind me.

[growling]

Is she dead?

I don't know. She's been like that for a while.

[growling]

-Oh, watch out! -Ah!

Oh, shit, aah!

[screaming]

Can you tell who that was?

Could be any of our guys.

My crew's coming.

We're professionals.

It's all under cont...

[woman shrieks]

[growling]

Oh, no.

-[woman whimpering] -Oh.

[Paddy] Oh, that's gross.

Oh, that's nasty.

[screaming]

That sounds like Paddy.

[growling]

[Paddy] Hey! Hey, just hold on now.

Guys? Guys, where are you?

Bobbie, you wait here.

I'll go find the other guys.

I'll go on ahead.

Get away from me!

Ah, Jesus! Ah! Oh, shit!

[growling]

Really, guys? It's about fucking time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Took the long route.

Here, Bobbie, let me help you.

I got it, Jeremy.

[Paddy] Boss.

[Willy] Huh?

Jesus Christ!

[growling]

Watch out!

[grunting]

-[groans] -Willy!

[roars]

Willy!

Son of a bitch. Son of a-- [groans]

[growling]

[monster roars]

[roars]

Ah, fuck. I've got it.

[grunts]

[grunts]

[Bobbie] That's right, come and get it.

-[roars] -[Bobbie grunts]

Bobbie!

[Bobbie] I know your kind!

All you need is one straight in the eye!

[shouts]

[Bobbie] I got it, guys.

Is everyone okay? Jeremy?

[Jeremy] Yeah. Boss, you okay?

[Willy] Of course. Paddy?

[Paddy] I'm alive! Is Antony?

[Antony] Whew. I'm here.

I was worried about you.

[Bobbie chuckles] Worried about me?

Let's get out of here, boys.

[Willy] Burn, baby, burn!

[Jeremy] Hey, does anyone have a light?

Just kidding.

[Paddy] Can someone get me out of this web?

[Willy] Anyone got a toothpick?

[Jeremy] Fresh out, boss.

[Willy] Feels like a loaf of bread is stuck between my teeth.

[Bobbie] Guarantee you when you get it out, it's just a crumb.

[Jeremy] Or a poppy seed.

[Antony] It might be spinach from the omelet I made.

[Paddy] I'm hungry.

[Jeremy] I never understand you guys.

[Bobbie] What part?

[Jeremy] How are you all so casual right now?

That shit back there was crazy.

[Paddy] Gotta keep moving, says Boss.

[Antony] Yeah, more material means

more bestsellers, right, Willy?

[Willy] Hey, that's what finances us,

and barely these days.

Keeping you all on is expensive as hell.

[Bobbie] But we're all worth it, right, Willy?

[Willy] Heh.

[Jeremy] Wait, shh, shh, shh.

-Do you guys hear that? -[Bobbie] No.

-[Antony] No. -[Paddy] No.

[Willy] Come on, Jeremy! Keep skiing.

[Antony] Yeah, we have a ropen in Papua New Guinea

with our name on it.

[Bobbie] Yeah, we got to prove our worth.

[Bobbie] You know, Willy,

if you're looking for more material,

you could try including what happens

after we kill the monster in your next novel.

[Antony] You mean a long, boring walk down a mountain

while we make fun of Paddy?

[Willy] What kind of a climax would that be?

[Antony] It's the denouement.

[Willy] No one wants to hear that much about Paddy.

[Paddy] I think you'd all be surprised.

I have a pretty decent fan base.

[Bobbie] I'm sure you do, Paddy.

[Willy] Well, maybe you can get your fan base

to buy more books, make yourself useful. [chuckles]

[Bobbie] Huh...

I'm surprised you can write that off as a business expense.

[Willy] I have a killer tax accountant.

Knows all the loopholes.

[Bobbie] Oh, I'd love his contact.

[Jeremy] We should buy a camera.

That's a business expense, right?

[Antony] It's not a bad idea. Make it harder for Willy

to rewrite history if there's proof.

[Bobbie] Leave it alone, Antony.

[Willy] Don't worry,

I'll make sure to properly describe

how Paddy was stuck to the wall the whole time.

[Paddy] There was a lot I did

before you guys got there.

[Antony] I didn't see you do much to kill the monster, Willy.

[Willy] It was a team effort.

[Antony] Did you all hear that? He used the word "team."

[Bobbie] I mean, really, you all just loosened the lid

for me to kill the monster.

[Jeremy] You guys seriously aren't hearing things?

[Paddy] Jeremy, you always hear something.

[Jeremy] I know, but this time, honestly, it's real.

[Paddy] Jesus Christ, just once can you not get PTSD?

[Jeremy] It's not just in my head.

[Bobbie] You do have a way of thinking

there's a monster around every corner, Jeremy.

[Paddy grunting]

[Willy] Get up, Paddy.

[Antony] Should we stop for the night?

[Paddy] I got this.

[Antony] I think Paddy's done for.

[Bobbie] How are you doing, Paddy?

[Paddy] I'm just... need a second. You guys see spots?

[Bobbie] Not me. I feel awesome.

[Jeremy] Yeah, me too.

I think I know what Paddy needs.

-Yeah, what? -You need food.

Aah!

What's up your butt?

I think we're being followed.

Not that again.

I've been feeling it ever since we left the cave, boss.

You just need some rest.

Yeah, to get over your "PSTD."

[laughs]

That's not what it's called.

Don't laugh, Paddy.

We all have our own ways of coping.

Yeah, it's a wonder any of us are still here.

All right, who's going to help me collect firewood?

I got it. I can do it.

I don't got it. I'm done.

Anyone else?

Cool.

So, I'll just go get all the firewood by myself.

That would be great, Antony.

[sighs]

-Good luck, Antony. -Be careful.

[Antony] Fuck you, guys.

You need to pull yourself together.

Hey, you guys got to try out this snow.

I'm not imagining things.

Do you want to stay on this team?

That thing from the cave,

I don't think it died back there.

And that is what's been following us.

We all saw it burn.

Yeah, so get over it and move on.

Yeah, you know?

Day after tomorrow, we'll be heading to the next job

and you'll forget all about this thing.

The shit I deal with. I'm gonna take a leak.

[Paddy] Kick more monster ass!

That's what did I do all day!

Yes! We kick ass.

Paddy, will you shut up or you're not getting any meat.

[Paddy] Monster ass.

Come and take a look at this.

Look at this.

I don't see anything.

What is it?

A set of tracks.

I've never seen anything like it before.

Like something passed through here just before us.

[chuckles]

Jesus.

What are you muttering on about?

Uh, nothing. I'm great.

[Willy] You know, I'm really starting to wonder

if you're worth your split of the fees.

Maybe it's about time I actually start making those cuts.

Can we please stop having the same argument every job?

Don't act like you don't skim our fees, Willy.

Listen here, you better watch your mouth.

Sure, boss. Whatever you say.

All right, that's enough.

You're right. You get first watch, Jeremy.

[snoring]

What?

[growling]

[animal cries]

Willy!

[Bobbie] Got to prove our worth.

[Willy] Jeremy, you always...

[Jeremy] It's not just in my head!

[Bobbie] You do have a way of thinking

there's a monster around every corner, Jeremy.

[Willy] You all work for me.

[Paddy] Yeah, to get over your "PSTD."

[overlapping dialogue]

[ghostly moaning]

The Scylla of Sicily?

Ah... she's not real.

We defeated you.

[Scylla] Monsters never die.

[gunshot]

Jeremy!

[gunshot]

[gunshot]

[Bobbie] What is it, another creature?

No, looks like the night terrors are back.

[Jeremy] Get away! I killed you! I killed you all!

-Jeremy! -You okay?

What's the matter, what happened?

-[Bobbie] Jeremy? -[Antony] You're dreaming, mate.

Jeremy, what happened?

[pants]

[Willy] What the hell did you see?

Nothing. Just go back to sleep.

Why don't you turn in, too? I'll take the rest of the watch.

I can finish my own watch, okay?

I'm not crazy, and I'm not going to be a burden on nobody.

[Bobbie] Jeremy...

Finish your watch, you sad sack.

Well, if you see anything else, you can call for me.

[Bobbie] I'm going back to sleep too,

if everything's good.

You sure you're all right? I don't mind--

I told you, I'll take the watch.

[Paddy] You guys want to hear about my dream last night?

-[Willy] Absolutely not. -[Bobbie] No, I'm good.

[Antony] Oh, God, no.

[Paddy] Oh, okay.

Does it feel like we've been skiing forever?

How crazy would it be if we were dead and didn't know it?

We keep thinking we're skiing down the mountain,

but there's no end to the mountain.

What's that called, purgatory?

[Jeremy] That actually sounds like hell.

[Paddy] I'd like to think that heaven

would have all of you in it.

[Willy] Civilization!

[Antony] I call first shower.

-[Bobbie] You would. -[Jeremy] I need a drink.

[music playing]

[Antony] Guess he didn't fill up on enough snow.

-[Jeremy] Guy can eat. -[Bobbie] I think I know why

Paddy's still eating.

Why's that?

[Bobbie] Well, my theory is Paddy's balls

got sucked in when he was up on that wall with the monster,

and now he's trying to fill up on enough food

-so he can push them back out. -[chuckling]

[radio announcer] ...for a news update.

Authorities have confirmed

the town's infamous monster of the mountain

has been conquered by famed hunter, Willy Jenkins.

Willy Jenkins is most famously known...

-What? -...for taking on...

-Shh. -...the Leviathan of

the Great Lakes, which he chronicled in

his bestseller, "Midwest Mayhem."

More recently, he encountered and killed

the Scylla of Sicily

before heading to our area to take on

what many have dubbed the Hunter's Widower.

Villagers should be able to sleep much sounder tonight

thanks to Willy and his team.

Well, can you beat that?

You must have radioed them right when we got here.

Well, I guess that's good press.

[Paddy] Antony, you said he never gives us credit.

-Did you hear him mention us? -Just a bit.

He said team.

Could've mentioned Bobbie.

Well, I can't control what people say,

but don't worry, your pay is still the same.

-About that. -Yeah.

When are we getting paid?

Better be tomorrow.

Why tomorrow?

[Jeremy] He just wants the morning off, boss.

We're heading out again tomorrow, remember?

[music plays]

[snoring]

Ooh, oh?

[laughs]

Somebody should wake Jeremy up.

Ooh, poor baby.

Come on, Paddy, let's dance.

I want to celebrate.

Well, I hope I can keep up. Like this?

[Willy] Jesus.

Well, I suppose you're over here sulking.

That's rich.

All right, what's up?

Sometimes I just forget who you really are.

It's all about the limelight, isn't it?

Well, if that's true, then why are you still here?

You know what for.

Huh, Bobbie?

Really?

I'm just waiting for her to see you

for who you really are.

How incredibly selfish you can be.

Is that so?

Yeah, hoping for.

There's something about these mountains.

Trees... wind...

Lets you see everything a little more clearly.

Oh, come on, Bobbie sees everything clearly.

Come on, boys, put your dicks away.

We're on the same team and I want to keep dancing tonight.

[grunts]

Willy, stop!

Antony, don't!

[Jeremy shouts]

[Paddy] Break it up, or I'll shoot you.

Paddy, drop it. Put that away.

Where do you get off?

Are you forgetting who's in charge?

Who calls the shots around here?

I can't believe you, Willy.

Bobbie knows she was out of line.

[Bobbie] Monsters!

You kill one and you get two more?

We're supposed to be a team!

[door opens, closes]

Nice going.

I think that was for you, too.

You're lucky that we're still here.

But if things don't change, Bobbie and I are out.

That seems like something you should check with Bobbie on.

Come on, Antony, we can figure this all out.

[Paddy] Can't we?

[Paddy] I wasn't really going to shoot you, Antony.

Where are you going?

Out to find Bobbie.

[grunts]

You don't really think Bobbie would leave?

Bobbie's not leaving.

I'll see to it myself.

But I think we've learned he can't be trusted

to be left alone, Paddy.

Bobbie?

Well, I guess somebody kept their balls.

You know, you are all ridiculous.

Why don't we get out, you and me?

That's not an option for me.

What are you really afraid of?

Oh, honey, I'm not afraid of anything.

You should know that by now.

What about us?

I know what us being together looks like.

And that's not an option, either.

Listen, I like making out with you,

But I like having this family more.

As dysfunctional as it is.

And I like killing monsters more.

You're selling yourself short.

I know what I'm worth.

I don't need Willy to acknowledge it

in some dumb book for it to be real.

So, what, you're just going to do this

until the day something kills you?

Now you're getting the hang of it.

And I can handle Willy.

Come on, let's go out.

[music playing]

-[Jeremy] Cheers. -[Paddy] Cheers.

Whoo.

All right.

Tell me if I win.

-You didn't. -Fuck.

What's with the sunglasses at night?

And don't say it's because you're famous.

What does it matter why?

Maybe I just want to hide my eyes.

You know, we're all adults here.

We can kiss whoever we want.

Who put you in charge?

You want to tell me what to write now, too?

I'll let you keep the glory.

It's not like anything's changed.

Hmm.

Maybe I've changed.

Hey, aren't those your friends?

Hmm. Co-workers.

Scotch on the rocks, two grasshoppers,

Pisco punch and two gin and milks.

Hmm. I think Jeremy found a friend.

Where do you think you're going?

Yee-ee.

[chuckles]

I got to get another.

Where's the waitress?

Come on, loverboy.

I never got that dance.

[chuckles]

[moans]

Is there someplace we can go to be alone?

I know a place.

Come with me.

Well, don't look so sad.

We're still friends.

I mean, I guess that's going to have to do for now.

We've got a big job ahead of us,

and for this to work we all need to be there for each other.

What do you say, Antony?

I guess what else am I gonna do?

[chuckles]

Admit it, Antony.

Admit what?

You do enjoy the hunt.

[waitress giggling] Oh. Oh, this is it.

Let's go make out in the mine.

Come on, Jeremy. [giggles]

Come here.

Oh...

[moaning]

[panting]

I'll be right back.

[panting]

What is it?

Uh, I... I...

What are you up to, Jeremy?

It's real.

-Get in there. -Willy...

Come on, talk.

I told you. It's alive.

We're not doing this.

I told you.

You need to be quiet.

Yeah. Sure, boss. Quiet.

The monster's dead.

Yeah... yeah, whatever you say. Yeah, right.

Let me hear you say it.

It killed that hot chick.

-What chick? -The waitress.

We gotta tell people.

You're gonna tell people nothing.

[grunting]

Ow.

Monster...

Okay...

[Jeremy crying]

Now what happened to him?

-He's an idiot. -Enough of that, Willy.

Claims the monster's alive.

That it killed the waitress. [scoffs]

Is that true?

[Jeremy] Yes.

-No. -[Jeremy] It is.

But I just saw her.

She probably turned him down, and now he's having an episode.

[sighs]

You couldn't have seen her.

I know what I saw, and it happened.

Willy...

Are we still getting on a flight tomorrow?

The nine o'clock.

That means that you and loverboy and Paddy

need to be ready to go by 8:30.

And what about Jeremy?

Is he no longer part of the team, boss?

[Jeremy cries]

I mean... can we blame him for seeing monsters?

[Bobbie] They're everywhere.

We've been trying to get rid of monsters for so long.

-Willy! -Listen here.

[Bobbie] Kill them all.

Antony, don't.

And rid the world.

[Antony] What about us?

[Bobbie] We're supposed to be a team.

But did you ever think, Willy...

maybe we need the monsters?

You bet your sweet ass we do.