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[woman]
The day I met my husband...
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How about I keep you to myself
for the rest of the afternoon?
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-Oh?
-And for the next couple years?
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A lucky pirate
that finds treasure
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doesn't yell for his mates,
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-he keeps it.
-Oh.
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-How about some lunch?
-Sure.
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We wouldn't want to make love
on an empty stomach.
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Well, I guess not,
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especially not with
a perfect stranger.
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Where the heck did you get
the idea that I was perfect?
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Men always tell you
exactly who they are,
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we just don't listen.
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Be my wife.
Marry me, Joanna.
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Yes.
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I'll never let you go.
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[Joanna] Good.
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Why don't we listen?
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[applause]
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Sometimes, it's easier
to see the truth
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if I imagine an audience
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watching my life play out
on stage.
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I imagine what
they must be thinking.
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Before your very eyes,
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I will create
the perfect woman
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for my very own.
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[applause]
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[Joanna]
Marriage is an illusion.
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It's always perfect
in the beginning.
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This perfect shiny bubble...
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waiting to burst.
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I fantasized about killing him
right from the start.
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I knew it felt bad.
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[applause]
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I just didn't know
how bad it could get.
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[woman]
Can you believe this?
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I almost had sex with
a complete stranger
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in my child's playroom.
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God! I have
a drinking problem, I know.
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I have to tell my husband
before he leaves me.
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[sobs] I don't know
how to tell him.
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I-- I don't know.
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You know all the answers.
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What do you think I should do?
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I mean, are you sure
you have to tell him?
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I think I should.
He knows something is up.
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Oh...
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And, you know, I wanted
to be honest with him.
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He knows I--
I can't tell a lie.
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Well, you weren't really happy
with him anyway, were you?
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Oh, I don't care.
I can't lose my husband.
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I can't stand to be,
"Poor Karen,
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we must have her over
for dinner one night."
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One of those single women
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that everybody
secretly feels bad for.
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[Karen groans]
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Oh, what am I talking about?
It's my nightmare, not yours.
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Well, nightmares usually end,
you know,
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and this one will too.
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-Come on, have a cigarette.
-Thanks.
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-[knock on door]
-Yes?
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-[door opens]
-[woman] Sorry to interrupt.
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Your mother called again
for the third time.
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Tell her I'll call her
right back, will you?
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[woman] Sure thing.
Also, Bob Atkins called
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looking for your husband.
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-Yes, all right.
-[door closes]
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Okay. I should go.
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I've taken up
enough of your time.
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Now, look,
you know better than that.
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I've got to go to the store.
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My life is falling apart,
but my kids still have to eat.
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[chuckles]
That's true.
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-What time is it?
-It's almost 4:30.
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[Karen] Oh, one of
your husband's designs.
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-Yes.
-I hope you know
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how lucky you are.
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Oh, I do.
Believe me, I do.
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Thank you for--
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-Oh, God, Joanna.
-Oh, get it together.
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Remember what we said?
No regrets. You promise?
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I can't promise but...
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-I'll try.
-That's my girl.
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And just call me
any time you need, okay?
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-Thanks.
-Day or night.
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Poor Karen.
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Jesus, pathetic.
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-[phone rings]
-[woman] Bob Atkins, line two.
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Yes, Bob?
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Why your husband won't
call me back is beyond me.
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I've DuPont ready to go for
a golf outing on Tuesday.
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[Joanna] At the club?
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And you tell him
he better be there.
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Now, what is the damn hold up?
Where is he?
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Oh, well, Greg is just dying
to go to the country club,
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but couldn't he go next week?
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Absolutely not.
This isn't just about golf.
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We are friends,
but I'm still his boss.
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Yes, I know.
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Well, tell him to
call me immediately.
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I want to speak to him.
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Okay, all right.
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[sighs]
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What the hell am I
supposed to do?
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How did I let this
get so bad?
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How could I possibly
explain this?
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Oh, what the hell
am I going to say?
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[applause]
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Hello, and thank you
for inviting me
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to tell my story tonight.
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You see, my husband--
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Well, he has been
very busy lately.
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He's taken on
nocturnal bird watching
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as a hobby.
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[applause]
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Hello, and thank you
for inviting me
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to tell my story tonight.
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You see, my husband--
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Well, he has been
very busy lately.
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He left on a trip
this past weekend
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to meet his long lost
twin brother.
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-[applause]
-Thank you. Thank you.
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Hello, and thank you
for inviting me
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to tell my story tonight.
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You see, my husband,
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well, slept with
one of his students
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about two months after
we were married.
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Believe me, I didn't mind.
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Here's a letter dated about
one week after our honeymoon.
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"From the moment
I laid eyes on her,
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I knew she was a girl
I'd have to follow
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'til the very end.
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There's something about her,
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the way she looks at me
in class like I'm..."
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[Greg] ...the smartest man
she's ever met.
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Something so helpless
and innocent about her.
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I could do things to her.
Could break her in two.
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-[glass breaking]
-[gasping]
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What's the matter with me?
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[switch clicks]
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[Joanna]
My wedding day.
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[applause]
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This strange performance
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of who I thought
I wanted to be.
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How do we lose ourselves
so easily?
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Where do we go?
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[car door opens, closes]
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[engine starts]
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-Hi.
-[brakes squeal]
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Hey, you!
Be careful.
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Don't you ever scare me
like that again.
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Do you hear me?
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I thought you were gonna
give me some cookies.
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Maybe later on.
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-Do you promise?
-Yes, I promise.
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You stay right there
in that driveway
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until I get out.
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Do you understand?
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Hey, where are you going?
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[brakes squeal]
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[Joanna]
It's just-- Well,
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we're going on
a long trip soon,
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so I really need access
to these funds.
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We're sorry for
wasting your time today,
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but, unfortunately, the account
is under your husband's name.
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-Can I change it now?
-Of course.
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Oh, that-- that's great.
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Oh, I'm glad we can
do it for you.
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My husband is so pleased
with this bank.
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I'll give you one of
our standard forms here.
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-Form?
-Yes, one of these.
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You mean,
I can't change it now?
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Just take the form home
to your husband,
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uh, have him fill it out, and,
uh, when you bring it back,
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I can release
all the cash easy.
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But why is that necessary?
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-Uh, these are the rules.
-Oh.
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The account was set up
in his name,
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so we'll need his signature
to authorize the release--
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Well, I can assure you
my husband is fine with it.
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-Sure.
-Yes.
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But like I said,
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we'll need his signature
to authorize this.
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Once I get his name
on this form,
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-we'll be good to go.
-Ugh...
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[man] You know what?
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When you get home,
why don't you just
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have him call my office,
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and we can do
a verbal authorization.
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[echoing]
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When did I lose control?
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You think I don't know
your plan?
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You're gonna be
very disappointed
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when it backfires.
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Joanna.
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I don't want to intrude,
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but is your husband sick?
I haven't seen him in a while.
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[Joanna]
Sometimes I have this feeling
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in the pit of my stomach.
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[woman] Of course,
I-- I want to make sure...
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This is not my home.
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[woman] I know your husband is
very particular about the lawn,
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so whatever you need,
just call me.
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-I am right next door.
-This is not my life.
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[woman]
I remember, he was very upset
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with the reindeer menagerie.
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Where is he, by the way?
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I-- I haven't seen him
for some time,
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is he okay?
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How are you,
by the way?
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[vacuum whirring]
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[applause]
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[applause]
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Hello, and thank you
for inviting me
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to tell my story tonight.
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You see, my husband
has been very sick lately.
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He's not as strong as
he lets on.
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A rare disease of the heart.
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[vacuum whirring]
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[applause]
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Hello, and thank you
for inviting me
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to tell my story tonight.
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You see, my husband
fell off a ladder
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trying to clean the gutters
last weekend, and--
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[vacuum whirring]
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Hello.
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Hello, and thank you
for inviting me
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to tell my story today.
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You see, my husband knew
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he didn't have
much longer to live,
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so he took his own life.
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I guess he loved me so much,
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he didn't want me to
watch him suffer any longer.
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[vacuum whirring]
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Hello.
You see, my husband...
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You see, my husband,
well...
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Hello.
Hello.
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You see, my husband...
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[scream]
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Oh...
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-Hi.
-[gasps]
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Oh. You scared me.
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Shh!
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What's the matter?
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Oh, you don't have to
worry now.
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He-- He's fine.
I was just fixing his lunch.
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-Hm.
-Do you not believe me?
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He's dead,
so he doesn't need lunch.
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I told you
I'd give you a cookie.
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See?
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Say the truth.
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What did you say?
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You have to tell the truth.
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I'm gonna kill you.
258
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,377
I decided that this morning.
259
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,853
-[straining]
-[laughing]
260
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,194
[applause]
261
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,480
Hello.
262
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,323
[distorted]
You see, my husband--
Oh, thank you.
263
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,569
Hello.
264
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:08,070
You see, my husband--
Hello.
265
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,742
And today, for inviting me
to tell my--
266
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,991
[distorted]
He's a very bad man.
267
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,285
Women are like knives.
268
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,619
They'll either cut you
or serve you
269
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:24,376
depending on how
you pick them up.
270
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,540
[Joanna]
When did I disappear?
271
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,796
Where did I go?
272
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,564
[gasps]
273
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:24,984
Oh, I'm sorry.
274
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,442
[applause]
275
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:27,732
And that,
ladies and gentlemen,
276
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,225
is the most wonderful
trick of all,
277
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,396
to get rid of a woman.
278
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,895
[panting]
279
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,883
Sometimes,
I have to remind myself
280
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,133
that I have done
nothing wrong.
281
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,594
I am not bad.
282
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,181
I have done nothing wrong.
283
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:10,441
-[gunshot]
-[grunting]
284
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,494
[gunshot]
285
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,289
-[gunshot]
-[gasp]
286
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:25,285
[gunshot]
287
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,076
[rapid gunshots]
288
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,127
Hey. Bang, bang!
289
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:37,093
Did you get the bad guy?
290
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:42,563
[applause]
291
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,636
Thank you.
Thank you.
292
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:49,516
Hello, and thank you
for inviting me
293
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,055
to tell my story today.
294
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,778
You see, my husband,
well...
295
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,649
found out I was going to
divorce him.
296
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,947
I knew he had a gun,
but he didn't know
297
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,991
I had one as well.
298
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:03,544
I certainly never thought
it would come to this.
299
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,409
But I will say as a woman,
300
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:09,116
we have to do what we can
to survive.
301
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,168
[phone rings]
302
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,338
[rings]
303
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:18,506
[rings]
304
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,182
[rings]
305
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:25,434
Yes?
306
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:26,765
[woman]
Joanna, you okay?
307
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,310
-Yes.
-Oh, good.
308
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:32,023
Everything's fine over here.
I somehow made it out alive.
309
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:34,105
And I'm so sorry about
all the...
310
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:38,071
-
-[talking indistinctly]
311
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:48,122
[sobbing]
312
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,929
[horn blowing]
313
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,900
[man]
All aboard!
314
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,440
[indistinct chatter]
315
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,239
[gong sounding]
316
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,747
[big band music plays]
317
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,617
All aboard!
318
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,286
All aboard!
319
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:53,478
Sometimes you have to go
far away
320
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,612
to get back to yourself.
321
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,685
Well, good evening.
322
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,849
What is it with me and men?
323
00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:38,477
John.
324
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:40,145
How do you do, John?
325
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,695
Can we really change?
326
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,109
Thank you very much.
327
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,868
See ya, sailor.
328
00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:50,489
So, would you like
a cigarette?
329
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:52,497
Yes, I'd love one.
330
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:56,037
[chuckling]
331
00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:01,549
The roses are beautiful.
Thank you for sending them.
332
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:09,721
So, where will you
be stationed?
333
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,805
Uh, I wish I knew.
334
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:14,560
I mean, any particular post?
335
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:15,853
Doesn't really matter.
336
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,646
They're all more or less
the same.
337
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,559
-Oh.
-Except for the women.
338
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:20,818
They're all different.
339
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:23,279
-I like women.
-So do I.
340
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:27,411
I think they're the real fun
of travel for me.
341
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:28,409
Uh, meeting someone.
342
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:29,870
There's always
a chance of meeting
343
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:32,740
that one special person.
344
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,578
Like you must have.
345
00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:37,366
Oh...
346
00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:40,627
It is Mrs. something,
isn't it?
347
00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:42,628
Yes.
348
00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:49,089
My, uh... husband died
a year ago.
349
00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:53,813
[chuckles]
350
00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:59,098
Did I thank you for the roses?
351
00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:00,187
Mm-hmm.
352
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:03,532
But I'd love to hear you
say it again.
353
00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:06,448
Yeah? Thank you.
354
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:12,661
I think I'd better say thank you
for the lovely conversation,
355
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:15,752
and say goodnight
like a good girl.
356
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:18,079
You sure?
357
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:21,625
Yes. Goodnight.
358
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:31,755
Sometimes it's easier
to just disappear.
359
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:35,598
[applause]
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