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Baba Jee

Baba jee I have trouble having kids, baba jee

how long have you been married?

I am not married yet Baba jee

so get married first you fool get lost from here

make way

don't you know who I am?

I am the owner of hundred forts

what?

Land!!

500 cows, 1000 goats

and that too unique move away

Bismillah, Bismillah

Oh Baba jee, Oh Baba jee

I have heard so much about you

I have come to know that

you have the solution to any problem

I have come from far away

only you can save my daughter

yes that's me

have you brought your daughter?

what?

have you brought the one

... who needs to be treated or not?

no Baba Jee she is at home

she is in love

there is nothing wrong being in love Baba jee

but the guy she is in love with

is not a nice guy Baba jee

Chauhdry your daughter is like my daughter

here is the donation box

put some donation in here and

your work will be done perfectly

yes why not, hey give me the money

hurry up

such good smelling notes Baba jee

perfumed

Baba jee I just want that the rascal

who has trapped my daughter in his love

may God take him away from this world

with god's will

Oh God

take me away from this world

rip my soul off from my body

she has fooled me a lot

she pretended to be

a snapchat queen in front of me

bloody pile of hashtags

she used to control me with a remote

and me like an idiot...

kept going on like a smart TV

but its enough now

no more television

why no television?

all the flaws in society, cheapness

morning shows, political bull shit

that is one thing

valentine's day, chocolate's day,

this day, that day

no more of all this, no more television

in fact, take her mobile away as well

Baba Jee

I have already taken it three days ago

very good Rehman Malik, very good

you should be the in charge of

security in public gatherings

just forbid everything

all your problems will be solved

Baba Jee

shall I allow her to listen to radio?

is there a hockey tournament going on?

make arrangements

for a hockey match?

for my stay, food and a fine barber

yes, why not, show him the picture

Baba jee look at the picture of that guy

my Holy Lord

you are showing me pictures of girls

no no look at him,look how ugly he is

you are showing me picture of a girl

just have a look at his ugly face

isn't he hideous Baba jee?

why have you gone quite?

are there ticks?

Baba Jee, Baba jee at least keep the money

hey take it back

Baba Jee

I had just one photo of him and you burnt it

hello Zoya

oh not Zoya, its me Luqman

your old friend

man you have called at such a bad moment

I was about to commit suicide,call me later

no no please don't commit suicide

I need to tell you something

just shut up, I can't delay my suicide

by listening to a con like you

by listening to a con like you

people become doctor or engineer at your age

and you rascal, you became a fake spiritual leader

and then you are advising me

can we talk about my career choices later?

just listen to me carefully right now

I am handling your's and that Chauhdry's daughter's case

what?

has Zoya filed a case on me?

I'm going

just hold on

I can't stop

are you Niazi's coach

which doesn't stop even if people's bladders are blasting

listen to me carefully I have a plan

to get your Zoya out from that evil Chauhdry's house

it will not fly from now on

pigeon fly away

it won't

why not?

I have clipped it's wings

what? you clipped it's wings?

you are being worried

as if I have clipped your wings instead of it

yes you have clipped my wings

you don't let me out of thishouse in this day and age

you don't let me meet Sameer

what do you think

you can stop my life by encaging me in this room?

my life is here,in here

not in this one,in the other phone

which you snatched away from me

just because I had sent you away to city for studies

you have become like this

had there be no phone, you wouldn't have connected

with that rascal

I have no idea where my upbringing was flawed

since the day your mother has passed away

I have taken care of everything you need

but since the day this rascal has entered your life,

you have become blind

had that son of a mongoose faced me...

I would have buried him alive

in the walls of this mansion

just think a little bit about your father's reputation

It was my right decision to

take away your phone from you

no watsapp, no Facebook,

no snapchat, no Instagram

and there was just this computer system

and you took away the power chord of it as well

Father just give me back the power chord

so that I can hang my self with it

I have been playing this stupid snake game

on this cheap phone for three hours

if I keep playing it just one more minute,

the snake would come out and attack me

what do you think ? do you think...

that I will forget Sameer?

that his love will just vanish from my heart?

not just you but your father will forget him too

then go ahead forget him, but I can't forget Sameer

is Sameer a two times table that can not be forgotten?

your cousin Jalal Chauhdry has proposed you

wow, what a handsome man

chest 48''

shoulder 25''

you are giving up Iphone X for a 3310?

why do you keep wearing these joggers?

these are sneakers

and I keep wearing them because

whenever I'll get a chance

I will run away from your prison

what knickers

even a genie can't take you away from here

enough now

you are getting married on 17th of August

because your mother and I got married on the same date

that's my final decision

If you have forced my one more time to marry that ass

I will take refuge in a shrine

no need to go anywhere the shrine is coming itself here

Peer Sahab is coming

Peer Sahab who?

Peer Jee, he is a very learned man

he has promised me that he will delete Sameer's love

and install Jalal Chauhdry's love in your heart

Father I am going to die but not marry that idiot

his drama won't work,

I know you don't have any heart disease

your can't have any, you know why

because you have a heart of stone

Oh man, my daughter's hard disk has been corrupted

no shame, no dignity

but there is some dignity left in my other daughter, Haya !!

ladies and their gents

I am going to show you an item today

that you have never seen in your life

and after watching it

you all will fall from your seats

so here I am presenting Miss Haya Rafaqat

from the heart of Punjab

how many times have I told you

not to interrupt me during my music

hey galaxy lolly wood Father is calling you

Oh Shafqat Cheema is mad at me again

I'm sick of this drama everyday

one sister is in love with a city boy

the other one wants to become a heroine in Pakistani films

and father acts like Amraish Puri all the time

I am the only mature adult left in this house

Aww my Justin Bieber from Faisalabad

you care about us so much

my cooochie poochi

stop it, stop it

I'm going to slap you

shall I tease you, shall I...

get down..get down

go to hell

Zoya baji what are you doing

go away from here...leave me alone

instead of living like a prisoner I'd rather die, leave me

my dear sister

this fan was about to fall

the other day when a lizard climbed on it,

how can it bear your weight

what??

oh my kidney

your elbow has hit right on my kidney

Sorry

didn't you try to jump down from the balcony?

that would have been less painful for me

I'm sick of father's backward thinking

if a girl in this day and age

can't get married with her own will,

what's the point of living then?

had mother been alive,

she would have never let me suffer like this

but mother has gone, to God

she shines like a star every night I watch her from the roof

I will let you meet her one day

dear sister,he is your only dad, and we are your only siblings

do you want to leave us?

do you want to leave me?

no idiot, I would never want to leave you

I was just pretending

so that father sees me like this and has mercy on me

I am not going anywhere, thank God you came

ok now have your lunch

no I don't feel like it

here have a little open your mouth, come on

here, have some

you are making me pack as if we are going to Bangkok

well the underwear you have kept seems

like you actually are going to Bangkok

leave my underwear and tell me about your plan

then listen

Chauhdry is one of my spiritual followers listens to me a lot

and you idiot think of me as nothing

I am going to hit you with this suitcase

he is your follower but if he sees me

he is going to bury me alive

listen, we will have to convince Chauhdry

that you are a famous scientist

who has come to research about me

research about you?

if a frog can be researched upon,

can't there be a research on me?

yes why not

if the frog can say it himself then

there can definitely be research on him

I'm leaving, besides Baba Jee's diary

is already full with appointments

move away, leave me

sorry sorry sit sit

you know there is no one else for me except you in this world

why don't you do one thing...

keep a pet dog

I did once

that bloody dog bit me and ran away

don't give me silly ideas,

give me ideas which can reduce the chances of my murder

according to my new plan,

we both will enter Chauhdry's mansion

he respects me a lot,

and because of me he might respect you tool with God's will

I will create stories of genies and ghosts

and amongst that chaos you can flee away with Zoya

I will eat a few free breakfasts there

make a fake reason to leave and will go away

what do you say?

wow what a plan, simple and effective

you are taking Chauhdry very easy,such a dangerous man

so am I not dangerous enough?

I can make a walking hen lay an egg

listen to me you egg,

if I don't get Zoya the train of my life will halt

Oh with train I remember..look at that

what have I got you come on take a look

what is this "say no to corruption"?

these are the tickets for 12 o' clock late night show

Oh these are train tickets

ya so ? what did you think ,

I will get tickets to business class for you?

are you Mehwish Hayat?

we are going to Punjab , not to some award function

just blabbering all the time

I will go to Punjab !!

wear this and go

Dear Mother

Father reached his limit today

he snatched my phone,

and after switching off the computer he said,

I am going to marry you with Jalal Chauhdry

If you had been here

you wouldn't have let this happen

he misses you a lot

may be that's why he is angry all the time

and keeps bossing around

just keep watching out for me from up there

don't forget me, in your paradise full of gardens

Mother I hope you read my letters Mother

talk to you later

have you again watched a sad movie?

Zoya you are not going to stay in this mansion a minute more

father isn't listening to you, you have no other way out

you have to flee away from here because you have to...

isn't this supposed to be my dialogue?

so what, there is nothing to feel bad about it, I said it

here take this

call Sameer as much as you want

but didn't father forbid you to give me the phone

Oh, so shall I obey everything that he says?

Shall I make him my best friend?

If this happens you and I are going to die unmarried

and I can't let this happen Zoya

I don't even have a boyfriend but you do

go ahead call him

just one request Zoya,

put the speaker on so that your sister can have some fun too

hurry up dude

hello

hello Sameer

Oh so you have got time now to call me?

Father had snatched away my phone

and you are this little cute girl

who couldn't call me secretly

you know I was about to commit suicide

and I saved him, yes me

me too

awww, I'm still mad at you

where are you

where am I ?

me...I am up there

I am driving

is he crazy?

I am deep water swimming right now

you idiot haven't you ever been to a party?

yes, I am

at a party right now and having so much fun

stop making noises from your mouth and who is with you?

that is not important

you just need to know that you broke

connection with me and I made a new one

a big surprise coming your way

which surprise....what is it...Sameer

Sameer...

Sameer you ....

go to hell Zoya, you just broke my phone

I used up my savings to buy this phone

I didn't get it from "Jeeto Pakistan" like Fahad Mustafa

Hello !

you were saying that your appointment diary is always full

do you treat people for free?

how did you became a spiritual leader?

it's a long story, and a painful one

ok then leave it

not important

what's important is that you are helping me in my bad time

and for that I would like to thank you

from the deepest bottom of my heart

#friendsforever ,#friends likefamily,#friendswithbenifits

hey, I am a spiritual leader

not Lord Mount Batton

that you are speaking so much English with me

don't get jealous...just don't ,

there will be a time when you will speak English too

I'll teach you dear, you will also talk in the English

yes my name is T.T. and my task is to catch thieves like you

what shameful act is going on here

what are you talking about, he is my friend ,

we are just friends

and what is this T.Tee.?

first of all it isn't T.Tee it's T.T.

and secondly if you have a problem saying T.T.

then say ta ta and get lost

Tickets

hey you... show him the tickets

and please use some manners

son,when thieves like you travel in my train without tickets

I make them suffer a lot

passport, I.D. card, B-form

and birth certificate which has printed tiny feet on it

what's wrong boss all these documents are checked by Police

and you are just a T.T.

T.T. is the police of trains

you guys have taken T.T. very easy

the kids keep asking when will the juice seller come

is the juice seller my cousin?

there is no water in the bathroom did I drink all the water?

uncle uncle when will the juice seller come?

easy T.T. easy, we are law abiding citizens

hey Luqman, show him the tickets

tickets..yeah tickets..didn't I give the tickets to you?

Oh yes, I have the tickets, I'll show them to you

what is wrong, did you forget, I gave you the tickets

are you insane, check your pockets

I showed you the tickets

and put it in your pant's pocket, check again

I took them out from my pants and put them in your pants

what are you saying Sameer are you mad,check again

I arrest you both in felony of homosexuality

hands up

homosexuality?

uncle are these your tickets?

yes there they are

yes, they aren't your dad's

let the T.T. do his job

give them to me, keeping yourself

Tickets

where did you find them?

it's good that I found them,

or else this uncle wouldn't have spared you

he snatched away my chips as well

I found these laying outside,

about 150 people walked over them

thank God, I saw them

this is what you're doing with the tickets

what if we lost them?

I am the one who paid for them

thank you for buying tickets I'm sure you pay your taxes too

I love you all

long live Pakistan

uncle when will the juice seller arrive?

who was this cartoon

funny man..no?

Haya has become like justice, hard to get

Sir, seems like respect and dignity is vanished altogether

just shut up, why hasn't Haya come yet

I am really ashamed

but you aren't brother

after our parents passed away

you changed their will and

transferred all the inheritance to your name

what else could I have done?

should I have transferred it in your name?

you would have drowned all of it in bottles

and gulped it down into your kidneys

I have "reset" all this inheritance

had it been up to you,

you would have "shut down"the whole family

you should thank me

that I have fixed Zoya's marriage with your idiot son

or else, look at his donkey face

seems like he knows nothing else than grazing cows

what is wrong man

you have taken Jalal Chauhdry very easy

there are many other girls available for me

ya right

from Multan, Lahore to Sahiwal

each proposal is better than the other,waiting for me

nonetheless,

I have to think about my relatives too

right Chauhdry?

hey...show some respect I am your uncle

not some comedian that your are joking with me

I can throw you out of the mansion within two minutes

just like virus is thrown out from a PC

Oh..don't get mad dear uncle

a nubile is sitting unmarried at home, is that a nice thing?

isn't Zoya our honor?

she will become your honor when she will become your wife

right now she is in my home so she is my honor

and look who is talking about honor

I know what honor is to you

going to courtesans to watch dance all the time

all I want is to

get done of her responsibility from my shoulders

I'm like this old laptop

who knows for how long I can stick to the charger

no brother no,Ok it's final now

once we get done with Nikki's wedding

then lets take our time

and plan Jalal Chauhdry and Zoya's wedding

no need to plan anything,17th August is fixed

as you say brother

hey hold this

listen Nazakat, do one thing

go and receive Peer Sahab

it's almost time of his train's arrival

here, I am sending you his picture

there, you got it

well brother, I don't get you

you have made me the transport manager for free

and I don't like it at all

pick him, drop him

brother I am a Chauhdry not a bus conductor

who will ask people to get on board

like"come on come on Shah aalmi Shah aalmi"

double passengers , double passengers

hey sister take your kid on your lap

have some shame brother

ok then both of you , do one thing

now what?

get lost !

Haya !!give it to me

Assalamalekum Uncle

walekum asalam go your father is calling you

ok uncle

at least heat the coal

Chauhdry Sahab I have heated them thrice since morning

what do you mean thrice you put coal like your face in here

assalamalekum father

walekum asalam

Haya

yes father?

why don't you talk to your sister

she is after one thing only like crazy

I think her whole system has been corrupted

all the time Sameer Sameer Sameer

Father she is in love, and you know very well

that whole world has bowed in front of love

Oh man, my daughter Marjina has watched a movie today

and that too of a big level like Titanic

father I have noticed

that you are after my movies all the time

you know it well that I can stay without food

but not without Humayun, Fawad, Ali Zafar and Leo

Leo??

De Capri-corn

Ohh.. actual heroes were of our times...wow

yes yes, I've seen them

one couldn't figure out if he is

heroine's father or the lover

they didn't have any idea about romance

they just lifted their heads and bellies and came on screen

ok, ok enough

that's what I'm saying father don't kill my vibe

I had called you because Peer Sahab is coming

really? so shall I celebrate and dance then?

why is this Peer coming on Wednesday

for God's sake be quiet

he's coming to treat your sister

I think you need treatment too

who is this Peer who has studied medicine

he is coming to break the spell

that Sameer has caste on your sister

father stay close to him

so that he doesn't break anything else

listen... go tell your sister to get ready

we will have lunch with Peer Sahab

and then we will follow whatever he asks us to do

Peer Sahab is a big man

200 years old?

he is a young man

but God has bestowed His blessings upon him

I think he will also treat you too

your craze for movies will get over in days

and then we'll find a nice guy for you and get you married too

nice guy....I don't want a nice guy I like bad boys

I will find someone myself

eww... how ugly is he

Zoya, turn your sad face into happy

because I have a solution for it

thank you Haya, you care so much about me

I am glad that you are on my side

I am on love's side

actually the thing is that I am hoping

that a day will come when

a handsome boy will arrive and take me away

which surprise was he talking about, and got lost

oh by surprise I remember, I didn’t tell you one thing

father has called Peer Sahab for you

I have heard that he is a learned man

well, I will run away before he reaches here

I would make him wear my shoe laces

on his ears and turn him into a jogger

wow Zoya, you speak such good Punjabi

why do you create so much fuss then

to bug father, right?

clever girl

Haya now go and show that Peer Sahab the way out

Oh come on Zoya, everything can not be done your way

like whatever you want has to happen

for example, at Maju's wedding

you started dancing just like that

and said that I will dance first and my dance was left

because when it was my turn to dance,

those idiots served dinner

the music wasn't stopped,

you yourself started eating

and then I had to dance on those songs instead of you

I couldn't help it,

music is soul's food and Biryani is mine

Jalal Chahudry wants to marry you

and Sameer is dying for you too

so Peer Sahab is coming for you only

you are not a normal woman

you are Imran Khan of women

Oh my..

Greetings Peer Sahab

come come hurry up

Bismillah Bismillah

welcome to my humble mansion

I welcome you, I welcome you

did you eat guava ?

ok brother, here are your guests

good bye

good bye

Bismillah Bismillah

who is this centipede with you?

Chauhdry, he might look like a centipede

but he is a very useful man

he has come to research on me, and along with that

he will help me in your daughter's treatment

hello

hello

Dr Samiullah PPT. PDF. XLS.

Oh great, this guy is a walking Microsoft Office

Microsoft reminds me son how are your studies going?

studies are not going anywhere

you haven't paid the fees for two months

I have become an "out-standing" student for no reason

well each time when you took Rs. 500

from the fee, that are saved now

being a kid I take Rs. 500 only

when I'll grow up I'll take 500 acres like you did

Shut up !

he talks too much, in his age we couldn't utter a word

why? were dumb? did you get speech therapy done?

did you have mouth ulcers? or blisters on your tongue?

or did you had facial palsy? what was the reason?

son we used to talk less you should also talk less

I have seen you somewhere

do you appear in dramas?

no Chauhdry Sahab, but I do a lot of it

Stupid.... lets meet your daughter

yes why not, but first have dinner I am really hungry

yes ..yes lets go

wait a second

a second has passed

I mean wait a minute Chahudry Sahab

Chahudry you go inside, we'll come after a quick meeting

Alright

come son lets go inside, go check the dining table

listen.. I think he has recognized me

you idiot

you want to have love and then you are afraid of dying too?

I'm not afraid,tell me what do you want me to do

really you aren’t afraid?then do one thing

go run and hit that uncle head on

to hell with him...

woah man hold on, you will be doomed and with you me too

what should I do then?

just shut up and come inside, come on

hey meeday, go call upon Zoya and Haya

dinner is getting cold

and listen, tell them we have guests so they shall hurry up

ok

Peer Sahab, why aren't you eating

are you purifying it by reciting something?

until Baba has washed his hands

and gargled till the seventh floor of his throat

Baba doesn't start eating

where is the loo?

loo?

no there aren't any warm winds

its really pleasant here these days

Oh you mean toilet, bathroom, lavatory?

ladies or gents?

gents

Urdu's class one book, where is the bathroom?

go left and then right, then right and then right

hey this way I will be back here again

I have noticed that you are good at geography

seems like you roam around a lot

so does your car had to have a flat Tyre at our place?

well I saw a torn tube hanging outside

and thought I can get my Tyre fixed here easily

oh Asim Azhar's childhood, where is the bathroom...bathroom

I will show you the bathroom but clean it like clear glass

well then son do one thing, come along

we both will clean it together with a big brush

when your own face is like a mop made of an old sweater

why do you need a brush then

well what does Peer Sahab has to do with a mop

I..I am sorry Peer Sahab

please don't mind his jokes,

I have gotten him made on special order

hey you put something in your mouth and shut up

ill mannered, keeps talking over and over

is the bathroom here? yes yes its there

and Peer Sahab be careful bathroom floor is wet, don't slip

oh man

MashAllah, what an ill mannered guy you are

father has called upon some spiritual leader today

first he used to treat me with taunts and now Baba jee will

where am I stuck mother?

I feel suffocated here

just want to run away from here

shall I run away mother?you won't be mad, right?

Bibi Chauhdry Sahab is calling you for dinner

you go ahead I'll change and come

talk to you later

Thanks

I saved your meatballs

who are you, who has come here dressed like Daler Mehndi

I'm the most eligible bachelor in town

I'm the same, but female version

you have beautiful eyes

your beard is fake

I always watched in movies how love at first sight happens

now I come to know that it happens like this

I love you

and... and I love my father

Hey please pass the fish

let Peer Sahab come first

you?

noo.. say with respect

yes...you?

yes...me

he isn't Peer Sahab

yes father I know that he isn't Peer Sahab

is this your daughter Zoya?

how did you recognize me?

by your eyes

I mean by watching your eyes,

actually Peer Sahab showed me your picture

Doctor calm down,

is there a nail poking you down there?

she is my daughter

so when did I say that she is my daughter?

she is the one you have to treat

well she has been treated

what??

I mean we will treat her

my latest research and Peer Baba's old remedies

have such a lethal combo I can't tell you

I really like the combo as well

burger, french fries,chicken piece, cold drink

but these rascals do not give Cole slaw every time

deal 5 is to remember

father, the broast deal in the city isn't that bad

when the golden brown broast comes in front of you

then even the soul gets satisfied

but I like fried whole organic chicken

very spicy with extra spices

well reduce the spices a bit your mouth might burn

Oh please shut this spice channel before it catches fire

by the way to which washroom did you send Peer Sahab

the one in the stable

I'm sorry

It's ok

if we stay here like that then dinner will get cold

let it be

the dish will slip

let it slip

I will fall in love with you

go ahead

the meat balls will fall

let them fall

where are the meat balls

eat that raw meatball

or eat that cooked meatball

seems like your sister has teased you a lot

father the guests have come from far away,

they must be tired

I'll show them their room

what is the rush my daughter

listen, Dr. Samiullah

whatever you tell,tell me the truth

because anything that enters Chuadhry's ears

gets locked

and lying is the only thing that I can't tolerate

so can you tolerate everything else?

tear gas,heart attack?

hey don't scare me

then why were you saying

that lying is the only thing you can't tolerate

shut up Haroon

can't you see we have guests

what will they think of you

if they had the ability to think they wouldn't have come here

you will get nothing from here

it isn't my fault

this stain is because of this blind girl

father Peer Sahab is lying,he spilt all the gravy

meat balls?

it's ok don't worry,we have our own factory of shirts

and now we are building a factory of mobiles as well

I have gotten a deal with China

just great, height of hypocrisy

you snatched away your daughter's phone

and will provide phones to the daughters of whole world

what do you need a phone for?

you are not a film star

who has to upload her picture everyday

standing in the balcony,or kissing her dogs

or at times with putting those bunny ears on

by the way I like that a lot too

Chauhdry Sahab may I know the WiFi's password?

actually I have to send some emails

hasn't Peer Sahab told you?

Peer Sahab told me to take her phone I did that

Peer Sahab told me to switch off Netflix, Iflix,Wifi everything

I did it

and Peer Sahab said by doing that

she will get the ghost of that rascal off her head

Chauhdry Sahab

a rascal ghost isn't that easy to get rid of

Oh we get rid of prime ministers easily here

what is a ghost then

hey Meeda and Feeda take away everyone's mobile

Ok Chuahdry Sahab

♪ Lahore it is

♪ by the side of Ravi river where we enjoy eating chicken

♪ and whenever we make noise we get company

♪ beautiful girls like sugar packs

♪ the guys become a fan when they look into their eyes

♪ the people here are great dancing Bhangra and Dhamaal

♪ a smile remains on their lips

♪ and here are festivals of people with big hearts

♪ akkar bakkar Bombay boriyan Hey Jamalo

♪ our heart is from Lahore Hey Jamalo

♪ bails and stick, kites and string Hey Jamalo

♪ there is no one else like us Hey Jamalo

♪ here teasing goes on under every tree

♪ and if the brothers catch you you'll get beaten

♪ the lovers keep going on dates

♪ and there are nights with long distances

♪ but when the heart forces to meet their love

♪ and they can't do anything then they got to shrines

♪ akkar bakkar bambay boriya Hey Jamalo

♪ our heart is from Lahore Hey Jamalo

♪ bails and stick, kites and string Hey Jamalo

♪ there is no one else like us Hey Jamalo

♪ akkar bakkar bambay boriya Hey Jamalo

♪ our heart is from Lahore Hey Jamalo

♪ bails and stick, kites and string Hey Jamalo

♪ there is no one else like us Hey Jamalo

♪ bails and stick, kites and string Hey Jamalo

♪ there is no one else like us Hey Jamalo

♪ akkar bakkar bambay boriya Hey Jamalo

♪ our heart is from Lahore Hey Jamalo

♪ bails and stick, kites and string Hey Jamalo

♪ there is no one else like us Hey Jamalo

Sameer

had you taken a little longer in coming here then....

I can be a flirt...

...a liar but...

I can never be late

why?

because the train was on time

I knew that you would come

how did you know? I had no plans to come

my heart said that you will come for sure

really? what else did your heart say?

only that Sameer...

loves Zoya a lot

I am really annoyed by your heart

it doesn't keep anything to itself

how did you manage to reach here

it's a long story dear

really ? then leave it

hey listen that Luqman is a fake...

I know everything...

I might be a villager

but I think much ahead than you stupid people

I have spent much more time on my laptop

than in my parent's lap

and that too was snatched by that spiritual leader

by the way, why have you

stuck these beard and mustache?

hey..I haven't stick them, I have grown them

these are original

that's nice, and why were you

wearing these monkey like glasses all day

so that your father doesn't recognizes me

he has got my picture in which I am cleaned shaved

his memory isn't that great

had he remembered you he would have recognized you

when he saw you first

and would have burnt you after pouring diesel over you

anyway what's the plan?

you will be really happy after listening to the plan

I have come to this mansion, to win your father's heart

I will slap you so hard

that you will forget the Shahrukh Khan inside you

these 100 year old film dialogues won't work now

I've come here to win hearts...

have you ever won a prize bond even?

so what shall we do?

we shall run away, what else

simple and effective, how? when?

Nikki.. my uncle's daughter

she is getting married

and with all the hotch potch and crowd around

we can sneak out easily

done?

done !

where do you guys plan to run away?

you are the one who is a fake spiritual leader

no I am not a fake spiritual leader, my name is Luqman

Sameer won't you introduce your friend?

get out from here, get out

ever since you came, my life has been ruined

and stay away from my sister

I know very well what is going here

hey, this is Luqqi my childhood friend

all of this was his plan he is here to help us

ya right, because of him everything has been shutdown

easy girl I might have gotten shut everything

but opened a way for this guy

did you ever think that

he could run around in your father's mansion like that?

you should be thankful to me girl

or else one curse from me will take you to that hell

which he calls his house

but still, you got her phone and internet switched off

how would I have known that

Chauhdry's daughter Zoya was the same as yours

you were attempting suicide and Chauhdry was paying me

I told him my plan, he liked it

I thought why not lets kill two birds with one stone

what did you think?

If my phone is switched off I'll let go of my love?

yes I thought so..

tell me after your phone was taken away,

how many letters did you write him?

well those whom I wrote letters didn't reply

where are you going in such a hurry come here

sweeten your would-be-husband's mouth

I can't sweeten it rather swell it

no need to be aggressive

by the way, how am I looking?

the way you look everyday

scoundrel, ugly and the most stupid

my princess you will get used to it

by the way

it isn't easy not to get impressed by Jalal Chauhdry's charm

I have made bookings in Thailand for our honeymoon

no?

no problem we'll go to turkey

holding hands in hands

we will roam around the streets all day long

and then eat ice cream

and at night, after we reach our hotel....

you Chimpanzee, duh !

lioness !!

will there be any dances on this happy occasion?

doctor where is Peer Sahab?

Chauhdry Sahab he is treating your other daughter

he will be here in a while after changing

you also go upstairs andchange, I have sent your clothes

today no treatment only dance

Jalal show me your moves

you are about to get married soon too

Chauhdry Sahab, Jalal Chauhdry doesn't dance

but makes others dance

oh come on as if you are a monkey trainer

I don't dance either, but as it is my elder brother's wish I...

no you don't have to, you would make a mess instead

is there anyone else?

why do you look into my eyes and tease me

and wander in my street everyday

you don't tell what you want to say

why do you stop me on my way then

people come to your street to watch the moon

why do you mind if I peek on it too?

let go the fights and meet with love

spend the moments of love with love

love is a ghost, it comes and it goes

love is a mystery that no one gets

love is a ghost, it comes and it goes

love is a mystery that no one gets

I will come if you say it once

that you are my love, that's all I just say

what are all the airs about?

isn't all this adornment for us only?

what are all the airs about?

isn't all this adornment for us only?

all the vain hopes are for no reason

you shall realise your misunderstanding

you are hanging on here all decked up

you will lose your senses in a while

let go the fights and meet with love

spend the moments of love with love

love is a ghost, it comes and it goes

love is a mystery that no one gets

love is a ghost, it comes and it goes

love is a mystery that no one gets

recognize those who are your well wishers

realize the value of those who are your own

recognize those who are your well wishers

realize the value of those who are your own

all I know is that one gets cheated here

we will see when the time comes

how can I say yes to everything?

that is not the way how love goes

let go the fights and meet with love

spend the moments of love with love

love is a ghost, it comes and it goes

love is a mystery that no one gets

love is a ghost, it comes and it goes

love is a mystery that no one gets

love is a ghost, it comes and it goes

love is a mystery that no one gets

love is a ghost, it comes and it goes

love is a mystery that no one gets

wow you danced so well

my would-be-wife is really talented

well you have been also trained well

by dancing in others' weddings

now I am going to dance on my wedding

hey, stop it

what's going on here

he wasn't feeling well so I thought

I shall give him some medicine

can't this doctor treat himself?

what is your specialty?

is this the way to talk Jalal?

I have asked a simple question that what is his specialty

and who gave you the permission to

dance with my would-be-wife?

keep your hands away

do you know who I am?

hey Jalal, have you gone mad? what are you doing?

Oh and Chauhdry Sahab, whatever they are doing is ok?

do you even know who this guy is?

enough ! stay in your limits

he is our guest, and until he is in this house

we have to respect him

and you have to do so as well

you have no idea what is going on here Chauhdry Sahab

just shut up don’t show off, come lets go

lets go, lets go inside, come on

its not safe for us to stay here any longer

and look at him, roaming around with taking his beard off

well you are also without your get-up

look I am not afraid of any one

ya right not scared of anyone,

have you seen Jalal Chauhdry's built?

he will make straw out of us

and other than being beaten if he tells her father

that we both are cons

then what is going to happen to us, just think

I am telling you the walls of this mansion has

buried bones inside them more than cement

he is right, we have to get out of here as soon as possible

but darling

how can we escape the army of servants your father has?

darling

like every other mansion, this one also has a secret passage

done, then I am ready for this "mission impossible"

Ghost Protocol

Rogue Nation

Fall Out

Ohh why am I stuck with such idiots

Sameer, Zoya my company with you both ends here

if I run away with you guys

then Chauhdry will definitely doubt

that I was involved in this as well

that’s why you both go

what are you talking about

Chauhdry will eventually know that you are with us

and if you'll stay behind you have no idea

what her father is going to do with you

don't worry about me Sameer,just run away from here

I'll get out myself in a couple of days by fooling them

besides... my love track has just started

Haya...I didn't say good bye to Haya

Zoya, if you leave right now

then there will be no chance of getting back

and your father will get to know that

you aren't home as soon as he gets up

it will be a big problem then

but by then you guys would have gone far away

Sameer, just go please

Please !

take care

thank you

lets go

lets go

will you leave like that?

brothers bid farewell to their sisters with pride and love

will you leave like this from this house?

Haroon you won't understand

I have to leave or else

fatheر will get me married with Jalal Chauhdry forcefully and

it's not right

and you think running away like this with him is right?

had you talked to father properly about

it just once, it would have been better

it's too late now Haroon

if Sameer gets caught then forget marriage, he will kill him

tell Haya to forgive me

and please, ask father to forgive me on my behalf

ok Haroon?

mother had left...

and now you want father to die as well?

and that too with such disgrace?

do one thing, take Haya with you as well

who is going to marry her after what you are about to do

mother is watching you too

I know you are not going to stop

take these,your phones

I was coming to give you both this

and saw you guys trying to run away

I thought

you are going to need it more than us

hey you, listen to me carefully

take good care of my sister

or else I am not going to spare you

she is very nice

nicest of all

I love your sister

I will take care of her

come on, now bid her farewell like a good brother

take care of yourself ok

lets go

go, stay happy

Chauhdry Sahab

Chauhdry Sahab

wake up

what is wrong?

Meeda is telling that he has seen Zoya Bibi

going somewhere with that doctor in the car

what the hell are you talking about?

are you high again?

no you can ask yourself

Meeday tell him what you were telling me

why have you gone quiet now?

I was sleeping in the backyard of the mansion

I saw that Zoya Bibi was going away in the car with a boy

I couldn't recognize who the boy was

but I guess, your guest that doctor

he was looking like him

keep your guesses to yourself

I will check myself in Zoya's room

you guys have created chaos for no reason

she must be hiding there somewhere

Meeday

yes?

keep in mind

if all of this is false...

then tonight it is going to be your funeral in this mansion

come with me

Zoya daughter, Zoya !

go look there, you go look there

did you find her?

where is Peer Sahab

you con !

get up, get up you bastard

get up, get up

now tell me, where is my daughter?

Chauhdry Sahab listen to me

why shall I listen to you

why shall I listen?

where is my daughter?

I brought you in this home with respect

I treated you like a member of the family

and this is how you repay me?

just listen to me please

what do you have to say?

why shall I listen to you?

where is that scoundrel friend of yours?

where is he? he has run away with my daughter

where is he... come with me...come

just listen to me...

come with me, come on

you scoundrel, tell me

tell...

listen to me please

this time I want the truth from you mouth or else...

Father !!

Zoya has run away herself

it's not his fault, don't hurt him

if you knew it, why didn't you tell me earlier?

do you ever listen to anyone?

my sister kept telling you

that she doesn't want to get married to Jalal Chauhdry

did you listen to her?

instead you locked her in her room

she cried

what could have she done?

she did the right thing to run away

just shut up

no father

don't hit her

daughters are supposed to be supported

had you supported Zoya Baji,

she wouldn't have run away like this

lock her down too if you

want, but father don't hit her

don't hit her

just shut up

Meeday, Feeday, go ahead and hit him hard

no father

hit him

you get here

Father...no

hit him

Butter churn

Oh my Great Lord

who gives us birth and who takes us away

Oh my Great Lord

who gives us birth and who takes us away

are you alright?

Zoya?

yes I am OK

why are you paying heed to

what that little guy said

he'd be the happiest about the fact that you ran away

besides this was your idea

you said your father will either kill us or kill himself

but he will never let us get together

hey...

shall we go back?

I am ready to take a bullet even for you dear

but you won't be spared either

your father will get you married

with that Jalal Chauhdry tonight

I think that’s a better plan

just keep going

you are giving me the whole re-cap

go straight ahead

where I am going

turn left

navigator is asking to turn left

but there is no road on the left

don't listen to her, I have drowned my car

once in the river because of her

I always listen to her

she is always right, I always use maps

Sameer take a U-turn, we are going the wrong way

turn left now

she is saying it so politely, lets listen to her and go left

Sameer...

what?

this is my neighbourhood I know it well, just take a U-turn

try to understand, don't argue, besides here...

my dear...

life is an adventure

well you will know when we get lost here

lets get lost

Sameer I told you that we will get lost

what shall we do now?

look at that

there is light

lets go that way then

when I wore kohl in my eyes the world got jealous

I went on wearing my scarf around my waist

And wore your gaze on my self

I have got my tan in the sun

Come get the budding me

Or else someone else will

And you will keep sighing when this bird will fly away

and all the desires in my heart

will remain incomplete

I wait for you at dusk

and stay awake at night with your memories

All these days are spent this way

I keep sighing alone

My heart yearns for you

Just listen to me you have the remedy to my pain

Come get the budding me

Or someone else will

you will keep sighing when this bird will fly away

all the desires in my heart

will remain incomplete

You are filled with sensuality

the temptation is amazing

no one else is visible , such is your magic

You control my heart I can’t help it

The fire which you have put on has surrounded me

You stole my sleep and you are in my dreams

I crave for you, can’t live without you

Come get the budding me before someone else does

you will keep sighing when this bird will fly away

all the desires in my heart will remain incomplete

have some Molvi Sahab

you honor less man

you have no idea what you have done

you have maligned Chahudry's honor

I will kill you in front of everyone, give me...

hold on Chauhdry...she is your daughter

and an adult

if she doesn't want to go with you

then it's better that you take your goons and get lost

really? or else?

or else we can give our lives

but will not tolerate any cruelty on anyone got it?

I will kill you too along with this boy

what are you doing father?

are you going to shoot this woman?

are you going to kill everyone who doesn't agree with you?

what is our fault? what is Sameer's fault?

that he loves me?

do you know about love? you have never loved anyone

you have been commanding us which we had to follow blindly

what is wrong in it if me and Sameer want to get married

you know very well about Jalal Chauhdry's wrong doings

but still you have turned a blind eye over them

just take the blind fold off your eyes ودعنا

and let us live our lives our own way

or else just shoot us and finish

this chapter right here right now

you can't let us live or die

he is just pretending

this stone hearted man

can never feel pain in his heart

I have seen this drama a lot of times, lets go

by the way Haroon what is going to happen next

a dance, you were very keen right?

now go dance on Zoya Baji's and Jalal Chauhdry's wedding

I will talk to Father

that he shall get you married with Jalal Chauhdry??

do you want to get married with Peer Sahab

Jalal Chauhdry make up you mind

you can not get married twice

in fact it will be a big deal

if you even get married once

I am saying that I will make father understand

forget it

don't you remember what was about to

happen when you tried it last time?

yes you are right

Father is really angry this time

I mean he slapped me, look at my face

but you came in between,

you showed a lot of courage in front of Father

you are my sister

and brothers are supposed to take care of their sisters

Father has changed a bit after his heart attack

he has become a little softer

he might understand himself

that what he is trying to do isn't right

exactly

but father had really hit Peer Sahab like a dog

exactly he had gotten him beaten really bad

swollen face and torn clothes

I mean it seemed like he was hit by a bus

but Peer Sahab had also hit the limits

I mean its OK your friend is here you want to help him but

he shouldn't have sacrificed his own love like that

what do you mean? Is he in love with Zoya Baji as well?

What is going on here

shut up you idiot

I was talking about myself

If you call him once more as Peer Sahab....

call him by his name he is an old man

Oh man I don't even know his name

as if you have to make his voting ID

but still, we are in love and I don't know his name

I know

really? what?

Mubashir !

Luqman !

what were my parents thinking while

naming me with such a heavy name

I know that I have a mature face,

but still such a heavy name..

come on drink, you drunkard

I thought that may be

you are just sitting without getting drunk

I was such a naive person

but look what have I become because of your stupidities

will Zoya be back if you sit with this long face?

she took such a big decision herself

alone

it was her plan to run away

I think she actually never wanted to run away with me

even I didn't want to run away with you

had you not lured me with this local booze,

I wouldn't have come with you this far

and look, even your parents left you alone

or else one can take their advise

that would you come along with me or not

just shut up

they are deceased, not gone to a picnic

do you expect that I will give you lectures

on philosophy after drinking booze

one utters nonsense after having booze

remember once when you got drunk you were

barking like a dog around the streets

and you sang a song too

and then the watch man came and said whose dog is crying

then you got ashamed and went quiet

you know what, there isn't anything like a hero in you

the one who in the climax goes to the airport

and stops the plane and says

that nobody can take my Zoya away

or like the one who in the end right before the marriage

delivers a sentimental speech and stops

Zoya from getting married

you are the one who will die like a dog in the end

and everyone will forget about you

what did you say?

I am saying that you will die like a dog

if you keep sitting here and listen to my nonsense

go be a man

I know its difficult but try my friend go get your Zoya back yes

it is a ghost it comes and it goes

love is a mystery that one doesn't get

every one is at peace now Mother

I am back home

and I will talk to father clearly today

in his happiness lies our happiness

isn't that what you always said?

may be I was unable to get my point through

talk to you later

Zoya

yes Father?

I know it well that you like Sameer a lot

but you know well why it isn't possible

yes

we marry among our relatives only

love happens after wards eventually

I am running on overtime daughter

don't know how much time is left

father I accept Jalal Chauhdry's proposal

Really?

what did you just say?

yes Father

I am ready to get married to Jalal Chauhdry

I know after mother passed away

you have become very lonely

you try to hide your sorrow with anger at times or with jokes

I have made you go through a lot of trouble haven't I?

Please forgive me Father

as long as I am in this house,I want to make everything OK

I will make everything alright Father

you just get well

my happiness lies in your happiness

I don't want anything else

my daughter

you have raised my head with pride

had your mother been here

she would have been really happy

even more than me

stay blessed, stay blessed

color my cotton sheet in Grey my love

come near me

lets go

wow my snap chat queen

the one who preaches others

the one who did her own will...has

agreed to marry someone else today?

just like that?

and that too with the one whom she hated so much

and love...

that will happen eventually

like it happened with me

but let me tell you one thing Zoya

neither you will stay happy by getting married like this

nor me or him

who thinks that one shall get married to one's own people

he might even not know what own people are

Mr.Sameer

it's my life, my marriage and my decision

and my decision is for my own people

but you won't get it

because you do not have anyone of your own

I used to have...

a little while ago

now that you have realized it, what are you waiting for

have you gotten used-to be beaten by Father's men?

it was because of someone,

that being beaten didn't had any effect

but now if anyone even touches me, I am going to kill him

saying deep lines, pretending to be a hero?

those who have a heroine become heroes

but you are going to be someone else's soon

now that you know....

you shall go away

leave me alone

I have left you

and look

I have even deleted your number

and I'll forget it also eventually

can I ask you something?

will you be able to forget me?

just go away Sameer

Sameer...

congratulations on your wedding

stop it now, stop looking at them

even they are tired now

just look at them

they are all faded

just like you

you have accepted this proposal yourself

then own this reality as well

and listen to my advice

take good care of your husband

and even more of his parents, you will remain happy

I'm telling you

but why am I advising this to you?

you are the wisest of us all

you know everything about

what is good or bad for you

right Zoya?

groom is here with his family,I am going to receive them

there is nothing to talk about

the day is over but not the nights

there will be no more meetings

what happened to my heart, why did it lose

Slowly

Father within your palace, your beloved

has become a stranger

Father within your palace, your beloved

has become a stranger

the caravans stopped

where

just ashes are left there

On my memories

I rely

may be it has broken

and a star has fallen

brother congrats, in fact congratulations to everyone

they are a wonderful pair

what a groom, what a bride

what do they say in English..

match made in heaven

match make in heaven

undoubtedly

my Jalal Chauhdry is looking so handsome

Brother, call the bride

we can't wait any longer

yes sure, let me check

Haroon, go and check upon the dinner arrangements

go

I'll be right back

hey you move away from here, go

Father, uncle was here

and you didn't talk about the inheritance

you told me to get married and

I will get my share of inheritance

I thought he is going to die after the heart attack

and we won't need to do anything

but Big Chauhdry is a contumelious man

he has the luck of a scorpion

just wait, get married once ,

I have a plan to get rid of Big Chauhdry

it takes just a bit of tweaking salt

and pepper in the meal to get a heart attack

and who is going to doubt the medicines

you just think about your wedding night leave the rest to me

Okay Daddy

let uncle's daughter become my wife once

I'll keep her like a slave

there is one more important thing to do

I want to chop Sameer's head off

he is that snake which can bite us anytime

son, you have taken your father too easy

I have already deployed men

to chop that snake's head off

we will have good news anytime now

wow technology,

I made use of you at the right time

Zoya, what have you done to your room

what caused this fire , what did you burn?

I burnt them Father, its better

that they are burnt down

Zoya I'm worried about you

and you accepted Jalal Chauhdry's proposal yourself

why are you crying then?

don't worry Father

every bride cries on her wedding

she has to leave one day

no matter where she is married off to

actually, I was missing Mother

I was just imagining , what would

have it like been had she been here

she would have gotten me ready by herself

beautify me

she would have created a chaos in the whole mansion

had mother been here....

but she is no more....

I know

you haven't accepted this proposal in your heart

but when it comes to matters of heart

you are just like your mother

I promise you daughter I won't let you get hurt

If Jalal Chauhdry will ever tries to hurt you

I am going to break his hands

no my daughter, don't cry... don't

its OK, calm down

its OK, don’t cry

father

too impatient, keep calm

just get hold of this mansion

what have you gotten me busy with

where is your father?

tell him it isn't a nice thing to

make the groom's family wait that long

go call him

Father said, the day your uncle

tries to become the groom's family

just throw them out then and there and

tell them that the wedding is canceled

then tell him that his younger brother is waiting for him

they have seen my anger yet, today they will witness my madness too

Father control yourself, he is you brother

what shall one do with such a brother,

he should have been buried the day he was born

no Father, there are guests all over

leave me I am going to shoot him and his son as well

Father listen to me

Father Sameer

do you have the key to that secret tunnel's door?

Haroon bring Haya and meet me there

I'll deal with these dogs after returning

for now...

I am going to save an innocent person's life

what are you doing?

weird..

what is going on...is there a procession?

how can there be a procession,

the elections were a while ago

nothing is going to happen for the next five years

I am telling you some bike rider got his head smashed

but getting under a truck

for sure

Ill go from another route

oh Columbus’s son,

how would you find another route on just one road?

hey at least you move on, what is going on here

don't even know if Sameer is still here or reached Karachi

why is it so crowded here

has a truck toppled in front?

how are we going to find Sameer now?

you always talk about technology, I always doubted that guy

that is why when I took both of

your phones from Father's room

then I installed a tracking app in his phone

don't you worry I am tracking everything from my phone

wow my Apple Store how intelligent

just check if they both are together?

yes both of them are together

in fact they are on a walk with arms around each other

CCTV اts a tracking app, I didn't install a CCTV camera

I am going at the front to check what's wrong

I am coming with you

wait here,

nothing is going to happen to me, don't worry about me

I am not worried about you , I am worried about myself

what if someone robs me?

lets go

check Sameer's phone, how far is he?

this is showing that he is nearby, around a kilometer or so

really? shall we go on foot Father?

yes yes, lets go on foot we will reach sooner

what are you talking about, the crowd outside isn't good

Father the crowd in Abrar's concert isn't even good

but we still go don't we?

there are too many men outside

hey you riksha driver...move away give us some way

sorry father, I am running away for the last time

Zoya have you gone mad?

she has taken after her mother

she is running like its a 100 meter race

lets go after her, come on

lets go lets go

boss

yes?

what is the problem at the front?

there is a huge problem

what is wrong?

its a long story

well then cut it short and tell us

ho ahead ask

why is there a traffic jam?

actually a truck has toppled

of what?

of the truck owner

all the goods have fallen down

unless the truck lifts itself up and gathers the goods

until then the traffic is going to be stuck

seems like a matter of 2-3 nights

you must have gotten your sleeping bags

you son of transformer how can a truck

lift itself and put the goods back?

but it is the truck's fault

the driver was sleeping peacefully

where is the driver?

right in front of you, how may I help?

you guys don't worry , I will make

arrangements for you on the the bus's roof

all three of us will sleep and look at the stars

its going to be a great adventure

and I will arrange for a lower garment for you as well

so that you can relax and sleep

to hell with your lower garment

cut it out

leave it

you like to sleep huh?

are you mad? lets go

what nonsense was he talking

lets go in front and see what is wrong

what do you have to see at the front my son, relax!

we are here

hold them tightly

always two steps ahead of you

Daddy, tell me shall I send them up there

right here or shall I put them down first

no son, he is our hero

he shall be beaten in front of everyone

falling down in slow motion, how sexy would he look right?

its been long since we went for hunting

no problem Daddy, lets hunt jackals today

hold them tightly

Sameer !

hey you younger one

I raised you like my own kid

but you have proven to be a snake

not a snake even, but a flea

the snake bites only once

and you have been sucking my blood all my life

you bit the hand that fed you

doesn't the younger one will grow up?

won't he?

you call me PC's virus

or Mac's keyboard

its good that you came by yourself

die one, get one free

Nazakat

tell your men

to drop their guns

they haven't brought these guns

to drop them, but to fire them

but how can a coward like you understand that

hey brother please leave me

leave me you scoundrel leave me

leave me

Sorry

I was taking care of him

sisters are supposed to be taken care of by brothers

to hell with you

you will dare to touch my Haya or hit my Haya?

wake up why did you pass out

I am going to suck your blood wake up

burger

father

father

father

come brother, lets hug for the last time

you won't be available on next eid

go ahead meet him properly

father

uncle

say your goodbyes

I would have said good bye too but...

you have to come with us

Father, Father

Zoya

forgive me

I have done very wrong with you

no

father

when I'll reach up

I'll also ask for forgiveness from your mother

no Father..no

Haya's and you have yet to witness mine ,

Haroon's happiness Father

nothing can happen to you

and why do you think that you haven't taken care of me?

since childhood till now you always

came to check on me if I am sleeping well

do you think I never notice?

father

nothing is going to happen to you

nothing will happen to you Father

Zoya my daughter

this old laptop still has the strength to finish this story

Zoya

one last thing

talk to you later

Brother you are still alive

you are very stubborn

one bullet can't do any harm to Chauhdry

whose children are so loving

that Father doesn't die that easily

really? okay then

let's see if your kids' love has more strength

or the bullets in this pistol

no, no Father

Children, this is against my fundamentals

shooting women and children

but this is a financial matter

so here is another bullet

hey, uncle

yes

are you OK?

lets talk about it later, just come up right now

in fact stay down there we are coming down

no daughter, wait a minute

brother, are you a cleric?

no I am just disguised as one

oh OK

I am a cleric

why are you getting angry lets start then

I am not going to go down

who is asking you to go down

brother it's 17th August today the marriage

will take place right here right now

who knows how much time I have left

you have to go to the hospital, lets take him to the hospital

no my daughter, you all are with me

a single bullet can't do any harm to Chauhdry

this marriage has to be done today

go ahead, get their nikah done

what do I have to do?

I'll put some wickets lets play cricket

obviously the boy is here and so is the girl

you have to get their nikah done

here?

so? shall I book a five star hotel for you?

what is the boy's name?

Oh brother, what is your name?

what? I can't hear you Chauhdry Sahab

what is your full name?

Sameer Ahmed Qazi

Qazi? did you hear him?

yes, what is the girl's name?

Zoya

father's name?

Father tell your full name

let it be

daughter of Chauhdry Rafaqat Maghu

Zoya daughter of Chauhdry Rafaqat Maghu

do you take Sameer Ahmed Qazi as your husband?

I do

do you agree?

yes I do, quickly ask the third time

do you agree?

yes I do, lets go there now

Sameer Ahmed Qazi, son of... what is his father's name?

write mine for now

no, your name will be on the form next week

Sameer Ahmed Qazi do you take Zoya as your wife?

I do

speak a bit louder, the witnesses shall able to hear you

do you agree?

I do

do you agree?

I do

here get the signatures from the bride and the groom

ladies and gentlemen,

congratulationson the wedding from my side

congratulations on the wedding

♪ why do you look into my eyes and tease me

♪ and wander in my street everyday

♪ you don't tell what you want to say

♪ why do you stop me on my way then

♪ people come to your street to watch the moon

♪ why do you mind if I peek on it too?

♪ let go the fights and meet with love

♪ spend the moments of love with love

♪ love is a ghost, it comes and it goes

♪ love is a mystery that no one gets

♪ love is a ghost, it comes and it goes

♪ love is a mystery that no one gets

♪ I will come if you say it once

♪ that you are my love, that's all I just say

♪ love is a ghost, it comes and it goes

♪ love is a mystery that no one gets

♪ love is a ghost, it comes and it goes

♪ love is a mystery that no one gets