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[dramatic hit]
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[rumbling ambient music]
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[rumbling ambient
music intensifies]
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[rumbling ambient music fades]
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Well, look at you.
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-It's been a long time.
-Too long.
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Couldn't get a black one?
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-Cheaper.
-Free.
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-Oh, God. Beat me every time.
-Yeah.
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So, should we talk
about the weather
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or do you wanna give me a hug?
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-Hug, yeah.
-I missed you so much.
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I missed you.
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I still hate shotgun.
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I won't ride it at night.
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If someone's driving me I just
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sit in the back
like they're my chauffeur.
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Oh, really? How proper of you.
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[soft instrumental music]
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-So you checked, she's not home?
-I checked and double checked.
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-I think we're good.
-Let's get this party started.
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Let's do it.
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[upbeat drum music]
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[Keaton] I like it. It's lovely.
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Are you ready?
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Boom.
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[Keaton] Oh, Jesus.
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Oh, Jesus
Look he's a family man.
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[Robin] God. He's so domestic,
settling down.
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[Robin] There's sleeping beauty.
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[Keaton] God. He's shirtless.
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I gotta grab his sweaty ass.
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[they grunt]
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[Robin] Oh, shit.
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-Robin?
-Night, night.
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Night, night.
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-You chloroformed him?
-It was a plan B sort of thing.
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I knew he wouldn't go down
without a fight.
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-There's your proof.
-That was a real date rapist
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move right there, Keats.
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It's ether from
a photography store.
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Besides, who knees a guy in the
balls right when he wakes up?
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Self-defense class.
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You're a monster.
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[upbeat drum music continues]
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-You break into my house--
-It was unlocked.
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Shut up.
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-You kneed me in the nuts.
-Yeah, I did that.
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-You drugged me.
-Ether.
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Then you throw me in the trunk
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with this shit
and drive around for
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what, two and a half,
three fucking hours?
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-I hit every pot hole though.
-Yes, that you did.
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No, no! Not my hair!
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[Robin] No!
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Next person that gets hitched,
gets a fist to the cock
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-or a punch to the--
-Dibs on the cunt punch.
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[Robin laughs]
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Looks like you already got one.
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-Yeah, gee.
-Was that from...?
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-Good, I'm glad.
-What did you do?
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Yeah, it feels great.
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[bell rings]
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Red river.
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[soft instrumental music]
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No way.
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So I just best-manned
the shit out of this.
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-Come here, you asshole.
-It's good to see you, buddy.
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-Don't mind my morning wood.
-Yeah, pants first.
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-And some deodorant.
-You're gonna love that.
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Odd choice of wardrobe.
How terrible.
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Let me guess, Keats packed
my clothes all by himself.
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I didn't pack that
in the dark, no way.
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So, how did you guys
pull this whole thing off?
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I had,
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inside man. Woman.
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Oh, Melanie was in on this too?
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Why'd you think she
had to "go out of town"
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on business last night?
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Ah.
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And as the cherry on top...
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-Remember this?
-Let me see that.
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It's got all the distilleries
in it from ten years ago.
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-[Gordie] Holy smokes.
-[Keaton] Yes, Red River,
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-Yeah, but wait...
-Bristol.
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-[Keaton] Drum roll.
-[Gordie] Arcadia.
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-[Robin] It's still there.
-We're gonna find it this time.
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Hell or high water.
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At each distillery
we are going to get a
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Polaroid of ourselves
for the scrapbook.
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Ten years later, sort of thing.
And to commemorate
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this second crack at the
blue grass bourbon trail,
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we are going to start with
Gordie's favorite distillery.
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The one that went down
the wrong tube for Robin,
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which will all know was bullshit
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and made her hurl
all over the bar-top.
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[country music]
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[they laugh]
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What the fuck?
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-What the fuck is--
-Cool.
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So you remembered
the chloroform,
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but you forgot to
check if the place
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was still an operational
God damn distillery.
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-It was ether.
-Welcome to Red River winery,
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-have you been here before?
-Kind of.
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We were here when
it was a distillery.
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Wow, that was a few years ago.
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-Yeah, ten.
-Their bourbon wasn't so hot.
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People said it tasted
like unrefined motor oil,
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so the owners decided
to convert it into a winery,
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carry the name over, re-brand.
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It took a couple
of years, but now
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business is
booming as you can see.
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-Did you say motor oil?
-We have a sublime Merlot.
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I will fucking
buy you another one.
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It's fine, it works fine.
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-Just gotta fiddle it.
-You have a yard sale problem.
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-C'mon. Say wine and cheese.
-Oh, yeah.
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Memories. I'm going
to get some Merlot.
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How's it going? You could
fill it up a little more.
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I'm sorry, man.
I should've checked.
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Hey, hey.
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It's great,
the whole thing's great.
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Wine will still get
you wrecked, right?
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-Have at it.
-Yeah.
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-We'll have a good time, right?
-Yeah.
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-That's right. Alright.
-OK.
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Go get 'em.
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What do you say, Gordie?
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I'm actually relieved it's
not a distillery anymore.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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That wine stinks, I think
I'm gonna go for a stroll.
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It is sad to see it go, though.
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All good things come to an end.
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[door bells jingle]
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[radio chatter
in the background]
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Y'all lose anything?
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Nope, just browsing.
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And breaking stuff too.
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-Was this working before?
-Let's say, yes.
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You in town for
the Haunted Hayride?
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The haunted what?
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Hayride.
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-Nope.
-Only three things
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bring folks to Red River
this time of year:
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The Colonia, the Haunted Hayride
and the winery down the street.
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-You must be a wine guy.
-Yeah, I'm not a wine guy.
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I'm a... I was a bourbon guy.
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Came in town expecting your
distillery and you got a winery.
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Yeah, my favorite
distillery no less.
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Pa would've been
happy to hear that.
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Carolyn?
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I was wondering when
you was gon' get wise.
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Jesus. The last time
I saw you, you were like,
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-this tall.
-Yeah.
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-Wow, ten years?
-Yeah.
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Well, what are you
doin' here anyways?
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-Bourbon trail, bachelor party.
-Who's the one gettin' hitched?
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Oh.
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I better hurry up
and get my wedding dress then.
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You don't remember?
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You and your pals
came in to visit
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like you always did,
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it was Christmas time,
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and you were wearing
this sweater with...
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I think it was a big red moose?
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-It was a buck.
-Right, a big red buck.
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Yeah, I got down on one
knee and proposed to you
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with a little twist tie ring.
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You never did come back.
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Yeah, we got home that night...
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Well, I got drafted.
Life happened.
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Wow.
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[they laugh]
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I remember all of this stuff.
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Let's see. This was above
the urinal, for sure.
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Spent a lot of time in
there for some reason.
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-I bet you did.
-Oh, no way.
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-You're gonna hate me.
-Why?
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I think...
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Yep. There it is.
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I should Kill you.
I'm about to add
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this to your tab,
along with the broken watch.
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It wasn't me,
I blame the other guy.
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-Oops.
-Breaking all kind of things.
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Nope, it's still in
one piece. Look at that.
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Oh, man.
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-Yeah.
-Didn't know we still had that?
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Probably the last
one in existence.
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Really?
And I almost shattered it.
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You almost
shattered the last one
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in existence. I got an idea.
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Alright, I like your ideas.
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-To getting hitched.
-No, I can't.
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The southern hospitality
dictates, "you say, no.
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And I say, yes."
And We go back and forth
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a bunch of times until you
finally agree, which is what
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you want to do anyway.
You want to take it.
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Remember when I said
I was a bourbon guy?
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I was.
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-Hell. I'm sorry.
-It's alright.
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-How were you supposed to know?
-That's why you never came back?
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Not exactly.
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I don't wanna be a part of
you fallin' off the wagon,
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-or get back on, or whatever.
-It's not falling off,
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but no, this is just
like anything else.
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This is like pills, or guns
or diet and exercise,
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it's all about who's
doing it, who's using it.
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I just have to do one thing
and that's keep it
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bottled up. Right, sign? Right.
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Best-man don't know
you very well, bourbon trail
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-for your bachelor party?
-Yeah. Well, it's something
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we did a long time ago back when
it was OK for me to partake.
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Anyways, Keaton doesn't
know any better so...
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Y'all plannin'
to do Arcadia too?
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That is the plan.
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-Well, good luck.
-Yeah, I know.
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Well, you could always burn some
time while you in those parts
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looking for the
Bullitt County treasure.
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What's that?
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I know it's around
there somewhere.
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[mysterious instrumental music]
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What? You ain't never heard
the Bullitt County treasure?
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Well, here. Get close.
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-Alright.
-Listen good.
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Not gonna say this
more than once.
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-OK.
-Back during prohibition times,
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the government was hammering
down all the distilleries,
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and the Bullitt family
of Bullitt County
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had one of the biggest,
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ergo the target on their back.
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So the legend goes
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that they took all their money
out in the Bullitt County
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wilderness and buried it.
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Supposedly millions.
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And...
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-And what?
-That's kind of a short legend.
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Well, I don't have the practice
to make it all flowery.
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Well, is it true?
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Probably not, but from time
to time you do hear about
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folks lookin' for it
never to return.
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Rumors of the Bullitt family kin
protecting it out in the woods.
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-Spooky shit.
-So a bunch of hillbillies
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protecting buried
treasure in the woods.
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-Hillbillies?!
-I just mean,
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-it's Kentucky.
-Oh, it's Kentucky.
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-Let me tell you something.
-OK.
249
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:42,038
All those disappearances
in Bullitt County
250
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,867
were no coincidence, all those
folks were out of towners,
251
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:47,174
-with fancy shirts.
-Yeah.
252
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:48,958
We Kentuckians, every
253
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,047
bucktooth country
bumpkin one of us
254
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,006
We're all least smart to say
we've been diggin' up
255
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,442
what ain't ours.
256
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,317
[slow country music]
257
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,668
This
258
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:04,974
fucking
259
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,150
sucks.
260
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,370
Buried treasure
does not fucking suck.
261
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,415
It fucks up our plans.
262
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:14,766
-Your plans.
-Yeah, for your bachelor party.
263
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,117
This is what you call
a win-win situation,
264
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,684
we have all our camping
shit right now, right?
265
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:22,426
We're just gonna be camping a
little bit deeper in the woods.
266
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,776
We have the camping shit
because, remember,
267
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:28,084
paying for hotels
is what suckers do.
268
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,956
Right.
269
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,741
-Now you're a wine guy I see.
-Oh, well,
270
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,569
you weren't there, but
271
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,745
the wine lady was explaining
to us all these floral
272
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,835
notes that you can taste if you
let them explode in your mouth.
273
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,402
-It's cheaper.
-Bingo.
274
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,014
[soft creepy music]
275
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:46,668
[they laugh]
276
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,409
-Fuck yeah.
-Dude, they got nothing on me.
277
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:49,976
Look at those fucking
pussies over there.
278
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,499
They don't know
how to talk to a woman.
279
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,370
C'mon, I know
exactly what to say.
280
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,416
Come on, you gotta
give him a break.
281
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:56,765
He spelled Gatsby wrong.
282
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,201
[creepy music intensifies]
283
00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,029
It's one big red X.
284
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,250
You know when people
look back in their lives
285
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,860
and regret not doing something
286
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,427
that could've
changed their lives,
287
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,211
this is that
crossroads right here.
288
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:11,040
I, for one, am not
gonna turn into some...
289
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,174
fifty year old blob of shit
290
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:17,264
who's sitting around in a shitty
house, wearing a shitty robe,
291
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:20,615
obsessing over the one day
that we could've taken a little
292
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,878
trek off the beaten path and
293
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:26,664
I don't know, potentially found
Bullitt motherfucking treasure.
294
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,840
Bullitt family treasure?
More like,
295
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:32,757
-hillbilly butt-hole pleasures.
-Riveting.
296
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:35,586
-Groom card, I'm playing it.
-Goddammit. Fuck.
297
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,284
There it is.
298
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:38,633
Tough break, señor Chardonnay.
299
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:40,200
Now when we do
find the treasure,
300
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,071
what's everybody
gonna do with the loot?
301
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,334
Invest, for the future.
302
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,641
-Hold on, are you serious?
-Nothing, 'cause it's not real.
303
00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:48,643
Hold on, it was a story, Gordie,
304
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:50,906
no different than
the Great Gatsby.
305
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,909
All stories are based on some
truth, you told me that.
306
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,911
-I never said that.
-Yes, you did.
307
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,826
You came to Keats and my
dorm-room and you were
308
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,480
crying your eyes out.
309
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,308
-I was not crying
-You were bawling.
310
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,092
-I think you were.
-And saying like,
311
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:05,965
"I don't wanna end up in a
miserable job like my mom,
312
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,402
and she doesn't understand me,
and I got to do it because
313
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,926
-it makes me feel alive.
-OK. I was drunk.
314
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:14,582
Probably, but then came your
infamous truth speech.
315
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:18,020
-Truth with a capital T.
-Don't.
316
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:22,938
Life only has meaning when it
has truth with a capital T!
317
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,114
Then you went on about
that's why you do it,
318
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:27,203
because it gives you
meaning and closer to that
319
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,118
truth with a capital T.
320
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,425
You said, "all meaningful
stories, no matter how
321
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:34,167
fantastical or
not real they are,
322
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,733
hold some of those deep truths.
323
00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,431
Baby, how's it goin' over here?
324
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:38,910
I couldn't help but notice ya.
325
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,652
-Oh.
-Mind if I buy you a drink?
326
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,741
-No, I'm cool.
-Let her handle it.
327
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:46,353
Anything, they got some
killer screwdrivers.
328
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,007
Hey, buddy. She said she's good.
329
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,965
You know,
330
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:53,403
some chicks don't know how
they are until they've
331
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,492
loosened up a little bit
with some drinks.
332
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,538
Gordie.
333
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:01,716
Maybe she wasn't clear enough,
so allow me to be clearer.
334
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,675
Fuck off!
335
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,809
You know, it's not
what I heard her say.
336
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:12,727
I heard her say she might need
a good old Kentucky fuckin'.
337
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,604
[they scuffle]
338
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:21,692
Hey, Gordie.
339
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,085
[country music intensifies]
340
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:24,913
I could fucking kill you.
341
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,437
[Keaton] Alright, fine,
let's get some fucking treasure.
342
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:32,790
Sorry.
343
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,406
[Robin] Asshole.
344
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,842
[country music fades]
345
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,889
-Fucking overreacting hothead.
-I'm overreacting?
346
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,891
You might be cool with
lettin' shit like that slide,
347
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,545
but somebody's gotta
put him in his place.
348
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,199
It's not your place.
349
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:52,114
If I pulled a knife
every time a guy was a pig
350
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,724
I'd be in fucking prison.
351
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,726
Fucking idiot.
352
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:58,947
-He was being a piece of shit.
-You're a piece of shit.
353
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,296
OK.
354
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,300
"Hey, baby, you want some
killer screwdrivers?"
355
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:05,823
And I'm the jack-off.
356
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,436
Should we get out of the street?
357
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,481
We might get hit.
358
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,833
[they laugh]
359
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,706
You fucking dick. Let's go.
360
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,885
[Wayne] You don't really
think this is real, do you?
361
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:28,803
Really? Bullitt family,
buried treasure?
362
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:31,588
Well, there are a ton of
"no trespassing" signs
363
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:34,461
out here in the middle
of nowhere, for a reason.
364
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,333
The reason is, they
don't want trespassers.
365
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:40,293
Trespassers that might
find their buried treasure.
366
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,164
[Keaton] Hey, guys!
367
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:44,862
New plan.
368
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,648
I'm not digging
for treasure anymore,
369
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,737
I'm not digging my own grave,
370
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:54,829
so when I'm done, just
fucking bury me, please!
371
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:58,137
-Groom card.
-I'm gonna beat you to death
372
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,704
-with this, I swear to God.
-With that?
373
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,968
How much did you save on that
there kitty shovel, Mr. Merlot?
374
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:05,927
59 cents, bitch.
375
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,320
[Gordie laughs]
376
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,726
Robo,
377
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,337
I'm sorry.
378
00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:29,864
"Sorry's gotta be
backed up by actions."
379
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,955
I know, I'm always apologizing.
380
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,827
I just hope I can...
381
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:39,830
prove it to you, I guess.
382
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:42,877
"You're a piece of shit."
383
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,839
Can't argue with you there.
384
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,800
I'm just a revolving door
of fuck ups.
385
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,761
But just know that I am sorry.
386
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,766
I'm really trying to get my
actions to line up with that.
387
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,165
Great talk.
388
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:14,952
Hang it up, Keats.
We're done for the day.
389
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,432
[fire crackles]
390
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:31,273
Day three of the botched
treasure hunt debackles '77.
391
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,754
-You throwing in the towel yet?
-Me, I quit.
392
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:35,669
Yeah, how 'bout you
shut up and light me up,
393
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,975
-Mr. Sauvignon Blanc.
-Yes, sir.
394
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,329
-[all] Ah!
-Yes!
395
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,767
-Do us the honor.
-Really?
396
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:49,987
-[Robin] Man of the hour.
-Too kind. Alright.
397
00:20:56,777 --> 00:21:00,215
Ne, ne, fu, fu!
398
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:03,218
-Indians.
-That good?
399
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,002
[Gordie coughs and spits]
400
00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:09,050
Keats, was this buried in your
backpack since high school?
401
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,966
No, I got that last week.
From a guy who knew a guy.
402
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:13,837
How much did you
pay for this shit?
403
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:16,623
OK, it can't be that bad.
Here, let me try.
404
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:18,277
If it tastes
as bad as it smells...
405
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,104
I'm not a cheap skate
with everything,
406
00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,368
some things I actually
do spend some money on.
407
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:23,934
[Robin coughs]
408
00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,284
Not a lot, but...
409
00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:26,546
That is some evil shit, Keats.
410
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:28,199
[Gordie laughs]
411
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:31,507
-Here, c'mon.
-No, I'm sticking to this.
412
00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:34,771
I'll fall on the grenade.
413
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:38,862
It's a bunch of stems and seeds,
but it's something.
414
00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:41,256
The dealer says
that's the best part.
415
00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:43,998
-Shut up.
-[Robin] Speaking of which,
416
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:45,652
do you guys know
what time it is?
417
00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:47,871
-The witching hour?
-It's time for
418
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:50,047
what's in Keaton's backpack!
419
00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:52,311
-Oh, God.
-The game where I get to raid
420
00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:55,009
the whole of Keats'
backpack from high school.
421
00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:58,317
One grab is all I get to
find out what's left over
422
00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:00,710
from when little Keats was
transitioning from an awkward
423
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:03,539
boy who isn't getting any,
to an awkward man who still
424
00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:06,020
isn't getting any.
425
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:10,503
Although the man part is
absolutely debatable.
426
00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:12,505
Alright.
427
00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:14,942
-[Robin] Good luck!
-[Keaton] Keep digging.
428
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:17,510
[gasps] Oh!
429
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,815
[others all laugh]
430
00:22:18,946 --> 00:22:21,818
You fucker! You set me up!
431
00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:25,039
Do you wanna keep digging?
I think I've got a butt-plug.
432
00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:26,562
God!
433
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:29,217
On second thought,
I'm keeping this.
434
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,827
No, I have to return it.
435
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:33,003
Well, I hope you
can return used items.
436
00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:35,876
I oughta shove this up your ass.
437
00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:37,704
It is insecure babies like you
438
00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:39,923
that got Ulysses banned.
439
00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:42,535
-Oh, here we go.
-World War I.
440
00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:45,842
Just wraps up with men
firing dick-shaped rockets
441
00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:48,062
and dick-shaped
bullets. And why?
442
00:22:48,192 --> 00:22:50,151
-Who cares? Oh, God!
-Why?
443
00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:53,372
The assassination of
Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
444
00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:55,983
Death! Dicks!
445
00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:59,769
Violence! The male organ
stabs and penetrates!
446
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:03,338
And then World War I ends
447
00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:06,167
and James fucking Joyce
448
00:23:06,297 --> 00:23:10,258
unleashes this golden
poem upon the world.
449
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,043
And he has the balls
to finish it
450
00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:16,960
with an orgasm.
Not just any orgasm,
451
00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:19,485
a female orgasm.
452
00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:22,401
-Is there such a thing?
-You wouldn't know.
453
00:23:22,531 --> 00:23:26,796
And he gets fucking banned
by the same jack-offs no doubt
454
00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:30,234
-that supported the war.
-This James Joyce
455
00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:33,150
that you speak so
highly about, is that a..
456
00:23:33,281 --> 00:23:34,761
woman or a man?
457
00:23:34,891 --> 00:23:36,763
-Fuck off!
-Ow!
458
00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:38,155
[they all laugh]
459
00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:39,330
Incoming.
460
00:23:40,897 --> 00:23:43,639
How 'bout this.
OK, man was here first, right?
461
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:46,381
God took Adam's
sternum or femur,
462
00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:49,471
and the chick, she took
a bite from the apple
463
00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:51,386
in the garden of Eden,
so there's that.
464
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,693
OK. So, fine, but...
465
00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:57,610
Who made her eat the apple?
466
00:23:57,740 --> 00:24:01,918
The snake, right?
What's the snake a metaphor for?
467
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,747
The devil. Greed.
468
00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:06,662
-Temptation?
-Death?
469
00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:09,012
-A cock!
-Everything you say is
470
00:24:09,143 --> 00:24:10,797
"cocks", you know that?
471
00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:15,279
It's a violent man's world,
we are just livin' in it.
472
00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:18,413
Yeah, well, what about Batman?
He uses violence for good.
473
00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:21,808
Here we go. OK, but Batman
is a shit character.
474
00:24:21,938 --> 00:24:22,983
[Wayne laughs]
475
00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:23,984
What?
476
00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:26,334
I can't be a part of this.
477
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:31,165
I'm sorry. The guy's parents
died 20 years ago, get over it!
478
00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:33,297
Let me tell you something,
it depends on the book, for one.
479
00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:35,299
Clearly you don't
know your history, but--
480
00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:39,347
OK, but like, your parents are
dead, move the fuck on.
481
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:42,002
That's gives him his powers,
his ability to never forgive.
482
00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:43,569
The whole essence of him.
483
00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:46,093
That is a really good way
of putting it.
484
00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:47,747
-It is.
-Another way of putting it is
485
00:24:47,877 --> 00:24:49,400
fucking move on!
486
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,054
[eerie music]
487
00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:06,461
-Yah!
-What the fuck?
488
00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:07,897
[eerie music fades]
489
00:25:08,028 --> 00:25:09,812
[Gordie chuckles]
490
00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:16,123
-Robo...
-Asshole.
491
00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:20,344
-Keats...
-No, it's OK.
492
00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:22,782
-I didn't...
-I know.
493
00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:27,830
[Wayne sighs]
494
00:25:31,617 --> 00:25:34,402
-He won't remember it.
-How convenient for him.
495
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,971
Well, he's just far out there,
super stoned, you know?
496
00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:41,017
You have to be
to do that to you.
497
00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:44,325
Look, he's had his fair share
of worn and dones
498
00:25:44,455 --> 00:25:46,501
and he's oogled
plenty of chicks, but
499
00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:48,459
he's always put you
on a pedestal and
500
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,331
a lot of gals would
give anything to be...
501
00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:54,509
-revered like that.
-Yeah, he does it again...
502
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,294
[Keaton] Pepper spray?
That's a bit of an overreaction.
503
00:25:58,469 --> 00:25:59,470
I'm only kidding.
504
00:26:01,255 --> 00:26:03,649
Every time we get together
I fool myself into thinking
505
00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:05,912
it's gonna go back to normal.
506
00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:09,002
-Yeah, but what is normal?
-Not getting my tits grabbed.
507
00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:12,135
OK. Fine.
508
00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:13,441
You wanna grab my tits?
509
00:26:15,399 --> 00:26:17,837
One of them at least? Here right
for the picking. I won't look.
510
00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:19,534
Hiya!
511
00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:21,188
[they both chuckle]
512
00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:26,410
[chuckling continues]
513
00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:29,849
[indistinct]
514
00:26:29,979 --> 00:26:31,720
[Robin whispering] Be quiet.
515
00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:34,897
He's gonna hate you.
516
00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:36,420
[creepy music]
517
00:26:40,468 --> 00:26:41,904
Stop.
518
00:26:44,428 --> 00:26:46,343
[creepy music intensifies]
519
00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:51,218
[making sexual noises]
520
00:26:54,874 --> 00:26:56,136
[creepy music fades]
521
00:27:26,775 --> 00:27:28,734
[soft eerie music]
522
00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:46,099
[twig snaps]
523
00:27:48,188 --> 00:27:49,798
[another twig snaps]
524
00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:52,496
Who's there?
525
00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:56,979
I tried fixing it.
526
00:27:58,589 --> 00:28:01,505
The pocket watch.
But it might be beyond repair.
527
00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:05,814
You would've made a good gook.
528
00:28:07,337 --> 00:28:08,469
Never hear you coming.
529
00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:14,257
What's that old saying?
530
00:28:14,388 --> 00:28:16,956
A broken clock is right
twice a day?
531
00:28:18,653 --> 00:28:21,221
-Some bachelor party.
-You don't wanna be here either.
532
00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:25,660
-I'm here 'cause you're here.
-So is everybody else.
533
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:28,445
-And what's wrong with that?
-It's just not the same.
534
00:28:30,883 --> 00:28:32,972
It's not like how it used to be.
535
00:28:33,102 --> 00:28:35,931
Well, yeah, that's impossible.
536
00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:38,151
Everybody grew up,
got jobs, etc.
537
00:28:38,281 --> 00:28:41,197
Ah. Et cetera.
538
00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:43,417
[Wayne] You know...
539
00:28:45,245 --> 00:28:47,073
I'm not one for signs
and all that but
540
00:28:47,203 --> 00:28:49,510
if you ask me, the reason why
this whole thing isn't going
541
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,294
your way is...
542
00:28:51,425 --> 00:28:53,253
Well, I'm going to be blunt.
543
00:28:53,383 --> 00:28:54,907
You're not ready to get married.
544
00:28:55,037 --> 00:28:57,083
I'm not saying anything
you don't really know.
545
00:28:57,213 --> 00:28:59,346
That thing with Robin earlier...
546
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,958
-I don't even--
-Believe me--
547
00:29:03,089 --> 00:29:04,090
I don't know what that was.
548
00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:05,613
I know what it's like
549
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:06,788
to be ready for marriage.
550
00:29:06,919 --> 00:29:09,051
I was more than ready. Then...
551
00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:13,752
Commitment is a pledge
for the future and
552
00:29:13,882 --> 00:29:17,320
you can't commit to anything
if you dwell in the past.
553
00:29:20,889 --> 00:29:23,065
You know, before I headed off
to college and met all you guys
554
00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:26,547
I spent one of those summers
trying to "find myself".
555
00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:31,508
Which is ridiculous because
trying to find yourself
556
00:29:31,639 --> 00:29:34,511
straight out of high school is
like nailing Jell-O to the wall.
557
00:29:34,642 --> 00:29:37,950
There I was,
I saved up some money.
558
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,866
I'm gonna head out to Big Sur
and rough it for a few months.
559
00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:45,131
Yeah, I wanted to see the
Pacific, I'd never seen it.
560
00:29:45,261 --> 00:29:47,960
I'd never seen a state outside
of Indiana for that matter.
561
00:29:48,090 --> 00:29:52,442
So there I am in Big Sur
and the first thing I do is
562
00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:54,357
I just start trudging it
up this mountain,
563
00:29:54,488 --> 00:29:56,098
"I'm gonna get to
the tippy-top"
564
00:29:56,229 --> 00:29:59,885
so I could watch the sun
set over the Pacific and...
565
00:30:00,015 --> 00:30:01,190
Find yourself.
566
00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:04,237
Man, that sounds really stupid.
567
00:30:04,367 --> 00:30:06,761
But at the time,
yeah, of course.
568
00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:09,242
So there I am, I'm hoofing it
up this mountain
569
00:30:09,372 --> 00:30:10,983
and I'm not taking
my eyes off the top.
570
00:30:11,113 --> 00:30:14,203
I'm just going and going.
Watching so I don't fall down.
571
00:30:14,334 --> 00:30:16,379
But I'm not as fast
as the sun setting,
572
00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:18,468
so by the time
I get to the top
573
00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:21,471
it's pitch black. So I turn
around to head back down
574
00:30:21,602 --> 00:30:23,386
and boom! There she is.
575
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:28,130
The pacific,
she had been at my back...
576
00:30:29,566 --> 00:30:33,092
the entire time.
If I had turned around once,
577
00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:37,052
you know, I would've been able
to see the sun set over her,
578
00:30:37,183 --> 00:30:38,314
but...
579
00:30:44,146 --> 00:30:45,321
You told me that before.
580
00:30:45,452 --> 00:30:46,757
[Gordie laughs]
581
00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,585
That's a sad
fucking story, man.
582
00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:56,637
I'm just saying, if I were
in that Gatsby class of yours,
583
00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:58,595
I would've aced
that fuckin' paper.
584
00:30:58,726 --> 00:31:00,815
-Is that right?
-Aced it.
585
00:31:00,946 --> 00:31:03,339
Didn't even take that long to
read, finished it this morning.
586
00:31:04,558 --> 00:31:07,604
And that last line,
God, it stuck with me.
587
00:31:09,476 --> 00:31:12,958
"Our boats float with the
green light of tomorrow."
588
00:31:14,133 --> 00:31:18,137
Close. "So we beat on
boats against the current...
589
00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:23,272
born ceaselessly
into the past."
590
00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:30,671
♪ On a misty morning
Near Bristol road ♪
591
00:31:30,801 --> 00:31:34,327
♪ There I chanced upon
Desmond O'Toole ♪
592
00:31:34,457 --> 00:31:38,722
♪ With a look of mischief,
he flashed me a grin ♪
593
00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:42,030
♪ And we never quite
Made it to school ♪
594
00:31:42,161 --> 00:31:46,339
♪ He said come share
A bottle with me ♪
595
00:31:46,469 --> 00:31:50,256
♪ Yesterday's gone
And today's not so long ♪
596
00:31:50,386 --> 00:31:53,650
♪ And God only knows what
Tomorrow will bring ♪
597
00:31:53,781 --> 00:31:57,698
♪ So come share a
Bottle with me ♪
598
00:31:57,828 --> 00:32:01,615
♪ T'was a fine spring day
With my one true love ♪
599
00:32:01,745 --> 00:32:05,053
♪ I went to bench
Flowers and wine ♪
600
00:32:05,184 --> 00:32:08,883
♪ But I ran into Desmond
And he asked for a sip ♪
601
00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:12,278
♪ And we somehow lost
Track of the time ♪
602
00:32:12,408 --> 00:32:16,760
♪ He said come share
A bottle with me ♪
603
00:32:16,891 --> 00:32:20,242
♪ Yesterday's gone
And today's not so long ♪
604
00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:23,724
♪ And God only knows
What tomorrow will bring ♪
605
00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:27,380
♪ So come share
A bottle with me ♪
606
00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:32,080
♪ Well the day finally came
When I'd had enough ♪
607
00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:36,128
♪ I said Des don't
Come round anymore ♪
608
00:32:36,258 --> 00:32:40,219
♪ Though I tell myself
That it's better this way ♪
609
00:32:40,349 --> 00:32:44,266
♪ I still wait for
A knock on my door ♪
610
00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:48,662
Now sing! ♪ Come share
A bottle with me ♪
611
00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:52,187
♪ Yesterday's gone and
Today's not so long ♪
612
00:32:52,318 --> 00:32:55,886
♪ And God only knows
What tomorrow will bring ♪
613
00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:57,410
-♪ So come share...
-Hello there.
614
00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:00,021
My goodness, Bill. We just
615
00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:01,805
scared the livin'
daylights out of these kids.
616
00:33:01,936 --> 00:33:03,894
I think you're probably right.
617
00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:06,114
Figured y'all could use
something a little more fillin'
618
00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:07,289
than marshmallows.
619
00:33:10,945 --> 00:33:12,686
[guitar strums]
620
00:33:12,816 --> 00:33:14,383
Yeah.
621
00:33:14,514 --> 00:33:16,777
This was my father's.
622
00:33:16,907 --> 00:33:20,650
Mr. Hitchins,
this is a piece of art.
623
00:33:20,781 --> 00:33:23,653
Springfield 1903
bolt action 30 cal.
624
00:33:24,828 --> 00:33:27,266
-World War I, right?
-Mm-hmm.
625
00:33:27,396 --> 00:33:31,052
He was just a lonely private
at the Battle of Hamel.
626
00:33:31,183 --> 00:33:34,403
I always wanted to visit France.
627
00:33:34,534 --> 00:33:37,276
What are you, a history nut,
a gun nut?
628
00:33:37,406 --> 00:33:39,582
I guess a little bit of both.
629
00:33:39,713 --> 00:33:41,976
Fiction was
definitely not my thing.
630
00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:43,847
Yeah, I didn't care
too much about
631
00:33:43,978 --> 00:33:45,980
something they just
made up out of thin air.
632
00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:47,590
Hence the history books.
633
00:33:47,721 --> 00:33:50,332
Yeah, well,
they say that history
634
00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:53,553
is written by the victors.
635
00:33:54,554 --> 00:33:56,947
Which is probably
why I'm a gun nut.
636
00:33:57,078 --> 00:34:00,038
-So where did you serve?
-That obvious?
637
00:34:00,168 --> 00:34:02,866
I know a fellow serviceman
when I see one.
638
00:34:02,997 --> 00:34:05,260
I don't know how much
you can call it serving.
639
00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:08,829
I was called up by uncle Sam,
hopped on an airplane,
640
00:34:08,959 --> 00:34:10,744
then a helicopter. I landed
in the middle of Saigon.
641
00:34:10,874 --> 00:34:13,486
It was January 29th, 1968.
642
00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:16,445
-That is some bad luck, kid.
-Yup.
643
00:34:16,576 --> 00:34:18,969
-Right at the start of Tet, huh?
-Mm-hmm.
644
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:22,538
That's right, so the extent
of my serving was
645
00:34:22,669 --> 00:34:25,498
waking up the following
morning with a large shard of
646
00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:27,761
mirror lodged in
the back of this leg.
647
00:34:27,891 --> 00:34:30,416
Blown out barracks.
I was home within a week.
648
00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:31,939
Didn't even pull a trigger.
649
00:34:33,506 --> 00:34:36,422
Back home without seeing
the worst side he has to offer.
650
00:34:37,684 --> 00:34:40,861
I might have to start
calling you lucky after all.
651
00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:42,819
No, thank you.
652
00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:46,736
Yeah, I was in that
neck of the woods once.
653
00:34:46,867 --> 00:34:49,130
Just toward the end of
the second World War,
654
00:34:49,261 --> 00:34:51,567
things were winding down.
655
00:34:51,698 --> 00:34:53,743
-Helpin' out the frogs.
-Right.
656
00:34:53,874 --> 00:34:56,746
-Clearin' out the Japs.
-The Japanese, yeah.
657
00:34:58,270 --> 00:34:59,184
You know.
658
00:35:00,968 --> 00:35:03,666
When you're firing at anything
that moves in the jungle
659
00:35:03,797 --> 00:35:07,757
in the dead of night. God only
knows how many you've killed.
660
00:35:08,889 --> 00:35:12,806
I had men in my platoon
who wanted to know.
661
00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:16,288
They saw it as a point of
pride to get to a hundred
662
00:35:16,418 --> 00:35:18,116
or some such thing.
663
00:35:18,246 --> 00:35:20,814
They were collecting
prizes from the dead.
664
00:35:22,381 --> 00:35:23,991
Me...
665
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:26,385
I always preferred
not knowin'.
666
00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:29,692
But there was this one...
667
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:34,088
This one that I hit
from up close
668
00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:37,874
and I saw him go down not
very far in front of me.
669
00:35:38,005 --> 00:35:41,574
I had to know.
I had to look.
670
00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:44,272
So I wandered out
into the dark...
671
00:35:45,621 --> 00:35:47,362
and I saw him lying there
672
00:35:47,493 --> 00:35:50,844
in all the wet ferns and moss,
673
00:35:50,974 --> 00:35:54,935
wide eyed, staring up at
the moon through the trees.
674
00:35:56,023 --> 00:35:58,634
His blood black
in the moonlight.
675
00:35:59,679 --> 00:36:01,855
I knew I got him then.
676
00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:17,523
♪ Come share a butt hole...
677
00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:21,614
Anyway, I stick
to bucks nowadays.
678
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,792
You got any of those
mounted up around here?
679
00:36:25,922 --> 00:36:27,359
No.
680
00:36:27,489 --> 00:36:31,232
The missus don't allow
any dead animals around.
681
00:36:31,363 --> 00:36:33,408
She says she can
feel them watching her
682
00:36:33,539 --> 00:36:35,584
from beyond the grave.
683
00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:37,499
Can't argue with her there.
684
00:36:38,935 --> 00:36:43,418
♪ Yesterday's gone and
today's not so long ♪
685
00:36:43,549 --> 00:36:47,335
♪ And God only knows
What tomorrow... ♪
686
00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:48,989
[soft creepy music]
687
00:36:49,119 --> 00:36:49,946
Bullitt.
688
00:36:51,078 --> 00:36:52,035
Oh, shit.
689
00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:02,045
Arcadia.
690
00:37:02,176 --> 00:37:05,266
You're way off the beaten path
there, aren't ya?
691
00:37:05,397 --> 00:37:06,354
Maybe so.
692
00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:09,052
But it hasn't been too bad
693
00:37:09,183 --> 00:37:11,272
killin' some time
out there in the woods.
694
00:37:11,403 --> 00:37:14,754
So that's what you
were all doin', killin' time?
695
00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:16,756
[soft tense music]
696
00:37:20,412 --> 00:37:24,416
A lot of people come out here
looking for buried treasure.
697
00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:27,549
Oh, the Bullitt treasure.
698
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,725
[dramatic music]
699
00:37:34,077 --> 00:37:35,601
Did you find anything out there?
700
00:37:35,731 --> 00:37:37,211
[Robin laughs]
701
00:37:37,342 --> 00:37:38,691
We're just havin' some fun
702
00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:41,259
for ol' Gordo's bachelor party.
703
00:37:42,956 --> 00:37:45,001
Don't lie to us, young lady,
especially after we invited you
704
00:37:45,132 --> 00:37:46,568
in here for something to eat.
705
00:37:46,699 --> 00:37:48,744
[Robin nervously laughs]
706
00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:53,314
Alright, we were
looking for the treasure,
707
00:37:53,445 --> 00:37:55,055
but we... You know,
708
00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:57,884
it's just a silly,
stupid thing to do.
709
00:37:58,014 --> 00:38:00,365
Yeah, you're right,
it was a stupid thing to do.
710
00:38:00,495 --> 00:38:02,758
You know, you ain't
the first ones to be
711
00:38:02,889 --> 00:38:05,544
traipsing around
out there in our woods.
712
00:38:07,197 --> 00:38:10,070
Were our signs out there
not clear enough?
713
00:38:14,944 --> 00:38:17,643
Anything buried out there,
714
00:38:18,818 --> 00:38:21,386
is meant to stay buried.
715
00:38:21,516 --> 00:38:23,126
[dramatic music intensifies]
716
00:38:29,437 --> 00:38:30,438
[dramatic music fades]
717
00:38:30,569 --> 00:38:31,961
[eerie music]
718
00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:43,799
That was a nice bathroom.
719
00:38:43,930 --> 00:38:47,542
Did you get a shower
and a shave too, son?
720
00:38:47,673 --> 00:38:49,501
You sure took your time.
721
00:38:49,631 --> 00:38:50,937
He has a tiny bladder.
722
00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:55,333
[Bill] Yeah, you made that
perfectly clear earlier.
723
00:38:55,463 --> 00:38:58,466
[voice echoing] Nightmare on
road trips and all.
724
00:38:58,597 --> 00:39:01,077
[indistinct voices echoing]
725
00:39:11,871 --> 00:39:13,481
How'd you like the décor?
726
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:19,095
[Bill] This young fella don't
give a damn about doilies.
727
00:39:19,226 --> 00:39:20,836
He don't look like
no loafer to me.
728
00:39:20,967 --> 00:39:22,142
[something falls]
729
00:39:22,272 --> 00:39:24,187
-I got it.
-No, please.
730
00:39:25,319 --> 00:39:26,189
Let me.
731
00:39:27,495 --> 00:39:29,062
[dramatic thud]
732
00:39:30,846 --> 00:39:31,934
Look at me, boy.
733
00:39:32,892 --> 00:39:35,155
His name is Scott. Scott Keaton.
734
00:39:37,462 --> 00:39:39,812
I said, look at me.
735
00:39:42,858 --> 00:39:45,165
Were you plannin' to use this?
736
00:39:45,295 --> 00:39:46,688
I...
737
00:39:48,777 --> 00:39:51,911
Just "yes" or "no"
would be fine.
738
00:39:54,609 --> 00:39:56,872
Your sign in the bathroom.
739
00:40:01,268 --> 00:40:03,009
You said your name
was Hitchins.
740
00:40:05,664 --> 00:40:07,405
If this were loaded,
741
00:40:07,535 --> 00:40:10,973
you'd be pissin' your bridges
right about now.
742
00:40:12,366 --> 00:40:13,672
Well, I...
743
00:40:15,325 --> 00:40:18,720
I found some bullets
back there so...
744
00:40:18,851 --> 00:40:20,113
Did you now?
745
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:22,594
Where?
746
00:40:24,726 --> 00:40:26,815
I never keep 'em loaded.
747
00:40:29,557 --> 00:40:32,691
Now if you just give us
back our money,
748
00:40:32,821 --> 00:40:34,257
no one gets hurt.
749
00:40:36,956 --> 00:40:39,959
-We don't have your money.
-You're an awful liar, kid.
750
00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:43,571
[dramatic music]
751
00:40:53,059 --> 00:40:55,540
I told ya,
I never keep 'em loaded.
752
00:40:55,670 --> 00:40:57,759
Except this one apparently.
753
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:02,372
Hey, Keats.
How about you grab that gun?
754
00:41:08,248 --> 00:41:10,250
You better think about
what you're doin', kid.
755
00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:14,950
That soldier you killed...
756
00:41:16,561 --> 00:41:18,954
-What was his name?
-I don't know.
757
00:41:20,739 --> 00:41:21,957
I think you do know.
758
00:41:23,393 --> 00:41:24,699
You checked.
759
00:41:24,830 --> 00:41:27,049
-We all check.
-I don't know.
760
00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:28,790
Yes, you do.
What was it?
761
00:41:32,664 --> 00:41:35,144
Himora Horochi.
762
00:41:35,275 --> 00:41:37,799
Ah, there it is. Now...
763
00:41:39,714 --> 00:41:41,150
What's your name?
764
00:41:42,456 --> 00:41:44,371
Hitchins.
765
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:47,505
Doesn't sound like that in the
little sign in the bathroom.
766
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,943
Let me try that again,
what's your name?
767
00:41:51,073 --> 00:41:53,162
Bill Hitchins.
768
00:41:54,381 --> 00:41:56,470
What...
769
00:41:56,601 --> 00:41:58,298
is...
770
00:41:58,428 --> 00:42:00,474
your name?
771
00:42:00,605 --> 00:42:02,258
William
772
00:42:02,389 --> 00:42:03,956
Henry...
773
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,481
-Bullitt.
-Gordie!
774
00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:08,526
[gun shot]
775
00:42:08,656 --> 00:42:09,657
[wife screams]
776
00:42:09,788 --> 00:42:11,354
[ominous music]
777
00:42:11,485 --> 00:42:13,879
[wife in echoed voice]
Oh, my God.
778
00:42:14,009 --> 00:42:17,665
No, you killed him!
779
00:42:17,796 --> 00:42:20,102
[scary music]
780
00:42:35,161 --> 00:42:38,381
[Robin] Oh, God.
You sick son of a bitch!
781
00:42:38,512 --> 00:42:40,688
[Gordie] He pointed a gun
right at Keats.
782
00:42:40,819 --> 00:42:42,777
[Robin] It wasn't loaded!
783
00:42:42,908 --> 00:42:45,606
[Gordie] He went for the rifle,
that sure as fuck was loaded,
784
00:42:45,737 --> 00:42:48,653
but I got there first 'cause
no one threatens my friends,
785
00:42:48,783 --> 00:42:51,569
-nobody!
-Threaten your friends .
786
00:42:51,699 --> 00:42:55,007
-You're so fucking...
- Alright, Robin.
787
00:42:55,137 --> 00:42:57,139
[speaking indistinct
in the background]
788
00:43:00,055 --> 00:43:01,840
[Robin] You're so
fucking heroic!
789
00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:03,276
[Robin screams]
790
00:43:03,406 --> 00:43:05,365
[Robin] What are we gonna do?
791
00:43:05,495 --> 00:43:06,714
[indistinct]
792
00:43:06,845 --> 00:43:08,324
[scary music intensifies]
793
00:43:13,112 --> 00:43:15,157
[Gordie] Robin! Shut up!
794
00:43:15,288 --> 00:43:16,768
[scary music fades]
795
00:43:18,770 --> 00:43:21,468
You know exactly what
we have to do right now.
796
00:43:23,078 --> 00:43:25,254
Yeah. I know.
797
00:43:25,385 --> 00:43:28,606
You know I'm right.
She's gonna go to the cops,
798
00:43:28,736 --> 00:43:30,346
and she's gonna come
after us herself.
799
00:43:30,477 --> 00:43:32,740
She knows our fucking
full names, Robin.
800
00:43:32,871 --> 00:43:35,656
Do you want to spend your whole
life waitin' for some old lady
801
00:43:35,787 --> 00:43:37,440
-to come after you?
-Shut up! She's a scared
802
00:43:37,571 --> 00:43:40,835
little lady,
she didn't ask for this.
803
00:43:40,966 --> 00:43:42,576
Shut up!
804
00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:44,360
They came out into
the woods after us,
805
00:43:44,491 --> 00:43:46,493
we were minding our
own fucking business.
806
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:48,364
-It's their property.
-They could've asked us
807
00:43:48,495 --> 00:43:50,192
to leave and we would've,
but they didn't.
808
00:43:50,323 --> 00:43:51,803
They lured us back
to their fucking house.
809
00:43:51,933 --> 00:43:53,500
Where is she?
810
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,284
-Oh, God!
-Shh!
811
00:43:55,415 --> 00:43:57,330
-Is she dead?
-No.
812
00:44:00,202 --> 00:44:01,551
[Robing cries]
813
00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:17,611
This is absurd.
814
00:44:17,742 --> 00:44:20,092
A woman's life hanging in
the balance of a short straw.
815
00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:27,665
-Fair is fair, right?
-She's not gonna do it.
816
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,058
I wouldn't neither
if I were her.
817
00:44:35,847 --> 00:44:39,328
I'll clean up the mess, but
what she does, is her choice,
818
00:44:39,459 --> 00:44:43,550
turn us in,
stalk us, nothing...
819
00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,595
it's not our place
to kill her.
820
00:44:47,554 --> 00:44:49,512
She'll squeal.
821
00:44:49,643 --> 00:44:51,558
-That's what I'd do.
-Not everyone's you.
822
00:44:53,255 --> 00:44:54,779
Wouldn't blame her if she did.
823
00:44:54,909 --> 00:44:56,606
It'd be the right thing to do.
824
00:45:02,656 --> 00:45:03,657
Right.
825
00:45:24,286 --> 00:45:25,679
I'll do it.
826
00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:39,606
Neither one of you
can look me in the eye.
827
00:45:41,303 --> 00:45:43,262
I think that's the least
that you could do.
828
00:45:47,048 --> 00:45:48,354
[eerie music]
829
00:45:49,834 --> 00:45:51,836
Would you have
pulled the trigger?
830
00:45:51,966 --> 00:45:53,446
[Keaton] It wasn't loaded.
831
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,102
But if it was?
832
00:46:02,934 --> 00:46:05,066
It takes two things
to kill somebody.
833
00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:08,548
Bullets and balls.
834
00:46:11,290 --> 00:46:12,421
[Wayne] What have we done?
835
00:46:13,422 --> 00:46:14,946
It was them or us.
836
00:46:19,428 --> 00:46:22,388
[Keaton] I'll go grab
a mop or something.
837
00:46:23,868 --> 00:46:25,043
Leave no trace.
838
00:46:26,566 --> 00:46:28,698
Yeah, we'll leave no trace.
839
00:46:32,877 --> 00:46:34,530
-[Robin] I'm sorry.
-[wife] Don't apologize
840
00:46:34,661 --> 00:46:36,097
before you kill somebody.
841
00:46:36,228 --> 00:46:37,838
[Robin] About your husband.
842
00:46:37,969 --> 00:46:40,058
Don't apologize for
that boy out there neither.
843
00:46:41,102 --> 00:46:43,626
Sending a woman in here
to do a man's job.
844
00:46:43,757 --> 00:46:45,324
[eerie music]
845
00:46:46,891 --> 00:46:48,153
I drew short straw.
846
00:46:49,328 --> 00:46:51,025
Then do what you came
in here to do.
847
00:46:55,682 --> 00:46:57,771
[tense music intensifying]
848
00:46:57,902 --> 00:46:59,729
[Tense music fades]
849
00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:01,731
[soft music]
850
00:47:05,561 --> 00:47:07,128
-Do you think--
-Quit stalling.
851
00:47:12,307 --> 00:47:13,787
Listen, when
I first came here...
852
00:47:15,789 --> 00:47:17,878
I was even younger
than you are now
853
00:47:18,009 --> 00:47:20,185
and I didn't know the
first thing about chickens.
854
00:47:22,230 --> 00:47:24,537
They were just a bunch of dumb
birds as far as I was concerned,
855
00:47:24,667 --> 00:47:27,409
but I filled this coop up
with hens,
856
00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:29,585
and then I got
myself one rooster.
857
00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:34,982
Before you knew it he had pecked
two of those hens to death
858
00:47:35,113 --> 00:47:37,289
and scared the living hell
out of all the rest of them,
859
00:47:37,419 --> 00:47:39,073
so they quit laying their eggs.
860
00:47:40,509 --> 00:47:43,121
All that took was one rooster,
861
00:47:43,251 --> 00:47:45,732
and so I shot that rooster.
862
00:47:47,081 --> 00:47:49,692
I didn't see any reason
to do otherwise.
863
00:47:53,261 --> 00:47:55,220
You don't always have
to shoot the rooster.
864
00:47:55,350 --> 00:47:57,135
[music fades]
865
00:47:57,265 --> 00:47:59,050
[gun shot]
866
00:47:59,180 --> 00:48:01,269
[dramatic music]
867
00:48:06,448 --> 00:48:08,407
[soft eerie music]
868
00:48:19,635 --> 00:48:21,028
Robin.
869
00:48:21,159 --> 00:48:22,725
Robin.
870
00:48:22,856 --> 00:48:24,684
-Do you need any--
-I'm gonna bury her.
871
00:48:26,816 --> 00:48:28,601
I can do it if you want me to.
872
00:48:30,690 --> 00:48:32,779
I made the mess, Keat.
I'll clean it up.
873
00:48:41,875 --> 00:48:44,443
[dramatic rumble]
874
00:48:54,496 --> 00:48:56,281
[soft eerie music continues]
875
00:49:32,186 --> 00:49:33,666
You all done?
876
00:49:33,796 --> 00:49:35,798
-Yeah.
-Come with me.
877
00:49:42,501 --> 00:49:43,502
Do you see him?
878
00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:47,810
Nope.
879
00:49:49,943 --> 00:49:50,857
Good.
880
00:49:53,947 --> 00:49:55,166
Where is he?
881
00:50:03,522 --> 00:50:04,871
He was gonna shoot you, Keats.
882
00:50:29,722 --> 00:50:32,246
-That was fast.
-Little old lady.
883
00:50:33,856 --> 00:50:35,119
[Robin] Let's get out of here.
884
00:50:35,249 --> 00:50:36,772
[eerie music]
885
00:50:37,730 --> 00:50:38,992
[Keaton] You comin'?
886
00:50:39,949 --> 00:50:41,212
Yeah.
887
00:50:54,529 --> 00:50:58,229
This is wrong, we can't just
pretend none of this happened.
888
00:51:00,709 --> 00:51:02,494
It's not something we can erase.
889
00:51:03,930 --> 00:51:05,714
This will always follow us.
890
00:51:07,542 --> 00:51:09,370
I had no choice.
891
00:51:13,505 --> 00:51:14,897
Right?
892
00:51:17,335 --> 00:51:19,554
Yeah, right.
893
00:51:24,603 --> 00:51:26,387
You always have a choice.
894
00:51:27,519 --> 00:51:30,304
This right here,
this is a bad one.
895
00:51:30,435 --> 00:51:32,480
[eerie music continues]
896
00:51:37,311 --> 00:51:39,008
I'm gonna go clear my head.
897
00:51:42,186 --> 00:51:44,144
[Bill's echoed voice]
And I saw him lying there...
898
00:51:45,406 --> 00:51:47,974
[Gordie's echoed voice]
What was his name?
899
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:50,846
[Bill] ...in all the wet
ferns and moss...
900
00:51:52,457 --> 00:51:54,981
[Gordie] You checked.
We all check.
901
00:51:56,591 --> 00:51:59,028
[Bill] ...his blood black
in the moonlight.
902
00:52:02,815 --> 00:52:05,687
Anything that's
buried out there
903
00:52:05,818 --> 00:52:09,126
is meant to stay buried.
904
00:52:09,256 --> 00:52:11,128
Gordie?!
905
00:52:15,088 --> 00:52:16,698
-Gordie?!
-We're never gonna
906
00:52:16,829 --> 00:52:18,744
find him this way, Robin.
907
00:52:18,874 --> 00:52:21,834
-Gordie?!
-Robin, it's a huge woods.
908
00:52:21,964 --> 00:52:23,401
[Robin] We're not splitting up.
909
00:52:25,838 --> 00:52:27,753
[metallic spinning sound]
910
00:52:29,798 --> 00:52:31,409
[tense music intensifying]
911
00:52:36,327 --> 00:52:38,590
[tense music fades]
912
00:52:39,765 --> 00:52:41,854
You should get rid of it.
913
00:52:41,984 --> 00:52:43,725
I should get rid of
a lot of things.
914
00:52:45,901 --> 00:52:48,252
Is that some sort of threat?
915
00:52:48,382 --> 00:52:49,949
The pocket watch.
916
00:52:51,211 --> 00:52:52,734
I thought you said it was,
"beyond repair".
917
00:52:52,865 --> 00:52:55,084
I said it, "might
be beyond repair".
918
00:52:56,651 --> 00:52:59,611
I'll keep noodling with it.
See if anything shakes loose.
919
00:53:01,003 --> 00:53:02,396
You gonna drink that?
920
00:53:04,268 --> 00:53:06,270
Yes.
921
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,359
Yes, I am.
922
00:53:08,489 --> 00:53:09,664
It's been ten years.
923
00:53:12,450 --> 00:53:14,756
There was a guy at a meeting
once that said he kept
924
00:53:14,887 --> 00:53:19,065
a vodka shooter in his pocket
to remind him of his weakness.
925
00:53:21,067 --> 00:53:22,503
I mean, that's all
those meetings were,
926
00:53:22,634 --> 00:53:24,723
reminders of my weakness...
927
00:53:27,900 --> 00:53:30,424
for then fucking years.
928
00:53:30,555 --> 00:53:33,471
That's all I did.
I just wallowed in it.
929
00:53:33,601 --> 00:53:35,777
I wallowed in my weakness.
930
00:53:37,257 --> 00:53:38,606
Banding together
in common weakness
931
00:53:38,737 --> 00:53:40,913
is what creates strength.
932
00:53:41,043 --> 00:53:43,394
It's the only way to deal with
all the horrors in this world.
933
00:53:43,524 --> 00:53:46,266
It's why people get married,
and form friendships
934
00:53:47,615 --> 00:53:49,617
and reunite to relive
the good old days.
935
00:53:49,748 --> 00:53:51,619
[tense music intensifies]
936
00:53:58,844 --> 00:54:00,672
[tense music fades]
937
00:54:00,802 --> 00:54:02,804
[eerie music]
938
00:54:05,503 --> 00:54:07,418
He's probably scared.
It's gonna get dark soon.
939
00:54:08,462 --> 00:54:11,030
-One hour.
-One hour, that's it.
940
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,988
Either way,
if we find him or not.
941
00:54:13,119 --> 00:54:16,078
-You got it. Promise. One hour.
-Be careful.
942
00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:19,865
Yeah, you too.
I'll see you in an hour.
943
00:54:19,995 --> 00:54:22,607
[eerie music fades]
944
00:54:32,704 --> 00:54:34,836
[Soft instrumental music]
945
00:54:42,757 --> 00:54:43,976
[soft instrumental music fades]
946
00:54:44,106 --> 00:54:46,021
[man] Got it all
down there, Gordie?
947
00:54:46,152 --> 00:54:49,024
I sure did. Thanks, Mr. Jay.
948
00:54:49,155 --> 00:54:51,113
Yeah, I'll see you
next time you're around.
949
00:54:51,244 --> 00:54:53,768
Will do, alright. Take care.
950
00:54:53,899 --> 00:54:55,640
[radio in the background]
951
00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,949
-Look at you two ding dongs.
-Gordon!
952
00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:03,822
Watch that.
953
00:55:03,952 --> 00:55:05,780
Hey, Santi Clause.
954
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:09,697
-I gotta deliver presents.
-Yeah, here we go.
955
00:55:09,828 --> 00:55:11,046
-[Robin laughs]
-Here we go.
956
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,313
-[Gordie] Arcadia.
-We're gonna find it one day.
957
00:55:16,443 --> 00:55:20,665
Nope, I don't think it exists.
It's like fuckin' Sasquatch.
958
00:55:20,795 --> 00:55:25,191
Don't you talk about Sasquatch
like that, he's very real.
959
00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:29,238
I don't think so, but it did
give us a very great excuse
960
00:55:29,369 --> 00:55:34,287
to come right back
to the Red River.
961
00:55:34,418 --> 00:55:36,681
I think that the owner's
gonna put you in his will.
962
00:55:36,811 --> 00:55:39,684
You know what? He probably will.
963
00:55:39,814 --> 00:55:40,859
-[Robin laughs]
-But, hey.
964
00:55:40,989 --> 00:55:43,035
-[Robin] Yeah.
-Shh.
965
00:55:43,165 --> 00:55:45,037
-I hate their bourbon.
-What?
966
00:55:45,167 --> 00:55:48,127
-You're fucking with me.
-Nope, I kinda hate it.
967
00:55:48,257 --> 00:55:51,435
-It tastes like gas.
-I thought it was your favorite.
968
00:55:51,565 --> 00:55:54,699
No, not the bourbon,
the distillery, dummy.
969
00:55:54,829 --> 00:55:55,830
[Robin chuckles]
970
00:55:57,441 --> 00:55:59,094
With their [indistinct]
and little Carolyn...
971
00:56:00,574 --> 00:56:02,794
it feels like home.
I feel at peace here,
972
00:56:02,924 --> 00:56:06,275
more so than anywhere
else on the planet, really.
973
00:56:06,406 --> 00:56:08,452
Yeah.
974
00:56:08,582 --> 00:56:10,715
Are you glad you bought
that piece of shit
975
00:56:10,845 --> 00:56:12,847
at a shitty ass yard sale?
976
00:56:12,978 --> 00:56:15,850
It works when it's supposed to
'cause look what just came
977
00:56:15,981 --> 00:56:17,548
hot off the presses.
978
00:56:17,678 --> 00:56:20,594
-[Gordie] Oh!
-[Keaton] Your new bride to be!
979
00:56:20,725 --> 00:56:23,554
That turned out...
You took a good picture.
980
00:56:23,684 --> 00:56:25,904
Yeah, some of them don't turn
out all blurry and fucked up.
981
00:56:26,034 --> 00:56:27,558
You know what I
hope that happens?
982
00:56:27,688 --> 00:56:29,734
-Can I be best man one day?
-Yeah, why not.
983
00:56:29,864 --> 00:56:34,391
I hope that thing crabs out on
you right when we find Arcadia.
984
00:56:34,521 --> 00:56:36,480
Like those people who's
cameras don't work
985
00:56:36,610 --> 00:56:38,395
-when they find Sasquatch!
-Blah, blah.
986
00:56:38,525 --> 00:56:41,310
Uh-oh, Robo's got
Sasquatch on the brain.
987
00:56:41,441 --> 00:56:43,748
[Keaton] Yeah, how could you not
with hairy legs like that.
988
00:56:43,878 --> 00:56:45,837
Don't even try it, I already
989
00:56:45,967 --> 00:56:47,839
called shotgun,
you big dumb dildo.
990
00:56:47,969 --> 00:56:50,494
[Keaton] I wasn't even...
You know, I don't give a fuck.
991
00:56:50,624 --> 00:56:52,887
-Don't give a fuck!
-[Gordie] Shh.
992
00:56:53,018 --> 00:56:54,976
-Gordie, I don't give a fuck!
-Shut up.
993
00:56:55,107 --> 00:56:56,500
[Keaton laughs]
994
00:56:56,630 --> 00:56:58,893
-Shut up. Ow.
-[Robin] Can't do it.
995
00:56:59,024 --> 00:57:01,200
Hey, is this window open?
I got an idea.
996
00:57:02,636 --> 00:57:03,985
Yeah.
997
00:57:04,116 --> 00:57:07,424
[Gordie] Robo, wait.
Woah, wait.
998
00:57:07,554 --> 00:57:10,209
I'm just full of great ideas,
Red River. I'm full of 'em.
999
00:57:11,558 --> 00:57:14,126
-[Gordie] Alright, here we go.
-[Robin] No.
1000
00:57:14,256 --> 00:57:16,215
Robo you gotta get up. C'mon.
1001
00:57:17,695 --> 00:57:21,394
[Gordie] You gotta help.
Watch your head. Just sit.
1002
00:57:21,525 --> 00:57:22,700
[car horn beeps]
1003
00:57:22,830 --> 00:57:24,266
[Keaton] That was
not a good idea.
1004
00:57:26,878 --> 00:57:27,792
You OK?
1005
00:57:27,922 --> 00:57:29,358
Mmm.
1006
00:57:29,489 --> 00:57:30,969
OK, here we go.
1007
00:57:44,809 --> 00:57:46,463
Do you have my Santa hat?
1008
00:57:46,593 --> 00:57:48,856
[Christmas song plays
on car radio]
1009
00:58:04,176 --> 00:58:05,394
C'mon, Gordo.
1010
00:58:09,050 --> 00:58:10,878
Stay awake.
1011
00:58:20,801 --> 00:58:21,933
[car crashes and tires squeak]
1012
00:58:22,063 --> 00:58:23,282
[car horn beeps]
1013
00:58:34,989 --> 00:58:36,817
[Robin] Gordie?!
1014
00:58:36,948 --> 00:58:38,210
[soft music]
1015
00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:39,428
Gordie!
1016
00:58:41,343 --> 00:58:42,431
Gordie!
1017
00:58:46,044 --> 00:58:47,785
Goddammit.
1018
00:58:50,701 --> 00:58:52,093
Gordie!
1019
00:58:55,967 --> 00:58:57,229
Gordie!
1020
00:58:59,927 --> 00:59:01,538
In the flesh.
1021
00:59:03,322 --> 00:59:05,803
You look lost, Robo.
1022
00:59:05,933 --> 00:59:07,065
Lookin' for you.
1023
00:59:07,195 --> 00:59:08,022
[Gordie chuckles]
1024
00:59:08,153 --> 00:59:09,633
[Robin] C'mon.
1025
00:59:09,763 --> 00:59:12,505
Hey, before we go,
let's have a little
1026
00:59:12,636 --> 00:59:14,681
-pow-wow on the log here.
-We don't have time for this.
1027
00:59:14,812 --> 00:59:16,683
We have to get back
to the car to get our stuff.
1028
00:59:16,814 --> 00:59:18,859
Robo, I got a lot
to tell you, c'mon.
1029
00:59:18,990 --> 00:59:21,993
-Gordie, tell me at the car.
-Sit on the fucking log!
1030
00:59:31,698 --> 00:59:35,746
OK, look at that, that wasn't
so fucking hard. Good, OK.
1031
00:59:35,876 --> 00:59:39,532
Now we're cookin' with gas.
Now, there's a lot I gotta say
1032
00:59:39,663 --> 00:59:41,012
I guess I won't
beat around the bush,
1033
00:59:41,142 --> 00:59:43,580
I'll just come out and say it.
1034
00:59:43,710 --> 00:59:45,451
So here we go.
1035
00:59:48,715 --> 00:59:51,065
I didn't mean to grab
your boob the other night.
1036
00:59:51,196 --> 00:59:55,722
It was a stupid, idiotic, mean,
bullshit, Gordie thing to do,
1037
00:59:55,853 --> 00:59:58,420
and I know I upset you.
1038
00:59:58,551 --> 01:00:01,467
You know me, I would
never hurt a friend.
1039
01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:04,949
I would never do anything to
hurt you, right? You understand?
1040
01:00:07,516 --> 01:00:09,344
-Right, Robin?
-Yeah, of course, Gordie.
1041
01:00:09,475 --> 01:00:11,825
[Gordie] "Of course, Gordie!"
There it is.
1042
01:00:11,956 --> 01:00:16,047
'Cause as you can see,
I don't have many friends.
1043
01:00:18,876 --> 01:00:21,922
As illustrated so well by
the incredible turnout
1044
01:00:22,053 --> 01:00:23,315
of my bachelor party!
1045
01:00:23,445 --> 01:00:25,360
Wheow!
1046
01:00:27,928 --> 01:00:32,063
But then there's the friends
I do have, they mean a lot.
1047
01:00:33,499 --> 01:00:37,546
There's one thing I won't do,
is I won't hurt my friends.
1048
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:41,289
But I hurt you the other night
when we were sitting around--
1049
01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:42,943
I don't give a fuck
that you grabbed my tit.
1050
01:00:43,074 --> 01:00:45,293
-I give a fuck!
-Gordie.
1051
01:00:45,424 --> 01:00:46,686
-We just--
-I am the one who gives a fuck!
1052
01:00:46,817 --> 01:00:49,428
-I don't give a fuck!
-I fucking care!
1053
01:00:49,558 --> 01:00:53,432
I'm the one who only fucking
cares every fucking time!
1054
01:00:53,562 --> 01:00:55,521
I care and you know why I care?
1055
01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:04,138
It's because I love you.
1056
01:01:05,966 --> 01:01:07,446
I always have.
1057
01:01:10,536 --> 01:01:12,625
As a friend.
1058
01:01:13,887 --> 01:01:15,410
But as...
1059
01:01:17,064 --> 01:01:18,936
as a friend...
1060
01:01:21,112 --> 01:01:22,461
a friend I treasure.
1061
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:32,079
-I treasure you too, Gordie.
-Mmm.
1062
01:01:50,968 --> 01:01:52,230
[creepy music]
1063
01:01:53,753 --> 01:01:55,407
I got it.
1064
01:01:56,538 --> 01:01:58,715
You can grab my boob right now.
1065
01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:01,543
Tit for tat.
1066
01:02:03,807 --> 01:02:07,114
Come on, I grabbed your tit,
you grabbed Keaton's,
1067
01:02:07,245 --> 01:02:09,900
now grab mine,
a good old D.H Lawrence.
1068
01:02:10,030 --> 01:02:11,989
There's really something
fucking wrong with you.
1069
01:02:12,119 --> 01:02:15,296
Woah, don't get up.
Sit down.
1070
01:02:15,427 --> 01:02:19,344
What? It's OK if Keats does it?
1071
01:02:19,474 --> 01:02:22,739
It's fucking so funny
when Keaton does it,
1072
01:02:22,869 --> 01:02:25,350
but not Gordie,
I don't let Gordie do it.
1073
01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:30,268
What else have you two
been up to?
1074
01:02:33,706 --> 01:02:35,055
I know.
1075
01:02:35,186 --> 01:02:37,362
[whispering] When you
think everyone's asleep.
1076
01:02:39,364 --> 01:02:43,020
Is that it? You go up and
you live it up in Chai town?
1077
01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:46,327
And you come back for who?
Not Gordie, never for Gordie.
1078
01:02:46,458 --> 01:02:48,155
You come back for
your fuck buddy?
1079
01:02:48,286 --> 01:02:49,722
-You're seeing things.
-Yeah.
1080
01:02:51,245 --> 01:02:53,247
A lot clearer now.
1081
01:02:53,378 --> 01:02:55,075
I just need you
to know something,
1082
01:02:55,206 --> 01:02:56,773
look at me.
1083
01:02:58,035 --> 01:02:58,992
Robin...
1084
01:03:00,037 --> 01:03:03,562
I would never do
anything to hurt you.
1085
01:03:05,738 --> 01:03:08,567
Never, ever.
1086
01:03:08,697 --> 01:03:10,961
Never, ever
1087
01:03:11,091 --> 01:03:13,659
do anything to hurt you.
1088
01:03:17,532 --> 01:03:18,751
[Gordie grunts]
1089
01:03:20,274 --> 01:03:21,754
Ten years, man.
1090
01:03:24,844 --> 01:03:26,193
Ten fucking years.
1091
01:03:28,979 --> 01:03:30,545
I thought you were
better than this.
1092
01:03:30,676 --> 01:03:33,026
That's a sad fuckin' story.
1093
01:03:33,157 --> 01:03:34,593
[Gordie laughs]
1094
01:03:41,295 --> 01:03:43,080
[Robin] Find your own way back.
1095
01:03:43,210 --> 01:03:44,690
I sure will!
1096
01:03:46,605 --> 01:03:48,520
Meet ya at the car, Robo!
1097
01:03:49,434 --> 01:03:51,262
[ominous music]
1098
01:03:51,392 --> 01:03:53,351
[Gordie laughs]
1099
01:03:54,743 --> 01:03:57,398
[Gordie's laugh echoes]
1100
01:04:07,756 --> 01:04:10,585
Hey, guys.
1101
01:04:10,716 --> 01:04:11,804
New plan.
1102
01:04:13,023 --> 01:04:15,764
I'm not digging for
treasure anymore.
1103
01:04:15,895 --> 01:04:17,854
I'm not digging my own grave.
1104
01:04:17,984 --> 01:04:22,771
So, when I'm done just
fucking bury me, please!
1105
01:04:22,902 --> 01:04:24,469
-Groom card.
-I'm gonna beat you
1106
01:04:24,599 --> 01:04:25,992
to death with this, man.
I swear to God.
1107
01:04:26,123 --> 01:04:28,212
-I will beat you to dea--
-With that?
1108
01:04:28,342 --> 01:04:31,128
How much did you save on that
there kitty shovel, Mr. Merlot.
1109
01:04:31,258 --> 01:04:32,607
59 cents...
1110
01:04:33,739 --> 01:04:34,827
bitch
1111
01:04:38,483 --> 01:04:39,658
Robin, I'm sorry.
1112
01:04:40,702 --> 01:04:43,183
[soft instrumental music]
1113
01:05:01,419 --> 01:05:03,160
Alright, Keats.
Hang it up.
1114
01:05:04,161 --> 01:05:05,249
Yeah.
1115
01:05:07,381 --> 01:05:08,905
We're done for the day.
1116
01:05:12,386 --> 01:05:14,388
[tense music]
1117
01:05:33,146 --> 01:05:34,626
Fucking Keaton.
1118
01:05:37,672 --> 01:05:39,413
[Keaton] Robin!
1119
01:05:40,545 --> 01:05:42,329
-Leave no trace.
-No trace.
1120
01:05:42,460 --> 01:05:44,244
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
1121
01:05:51,425 --> 01:05:52,513
Oh.
1122
01:05:53,427 --> 01:05:55,429
Hey there, guys.
1123
01:05:56,474 --> 01:05:58,084
That oughta do it.
1124
01:05:59,477 --> 01:06:02,045
Thought you guys were
gonna leave without me,
1125
01:06:03,220 --> 01:06:05,570
let me fend for myself,
just like you did last time.
1126
01:06:06,745 --> 01:06:07,964
This isn't anything
like last time.
1127
01:06:08,094 --> 01:06:09,748
Ah, no.
1128
01:06:09,878 --> 01:06:12,098
I think it's almost
exactly like last time.
1129
01:06:12,229 --> 01:06:13,795
Just like last time,
1130
01:06:13,926 --> 01:06:16,320
I seemed to be the only one
who gives a shit.
1131
01:06:16,450 --> 01:06:18,452
The past has a funny way of
1132
01:06:18,583 --> 01:06:20,541
repeating itself
1133
01:06:20,672 --> 01:06:22,848
over and over again.
1134
01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:24,893
-What the fuck is that, Gordie?
-Oh, yeah.
1135
01:06:25,024 --> 01:06:27,548
Except I loaded it this time.
1136
01:06:27,679 --> 01:06:29,811
Bullets and balls.
1137
01:06:29,942 --> 01:06:31,509
-You told us to leave no trace.
-Gordie?
1138
01:06:31,639 --> 01:06:33,641
-What the fuck are you doing?
-That's impossible.
1139
01:06:33,772 --> 01:06:35,992
-We all know that's impossible.
-There's no such thing as
1140
01:06:36,122 --> 01:06:37,689
leave no trace.
1141
01:06:37,819 --> 01:06:39,865
There's always a trace.
1142
01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:42,259
Always a trace.
1143
01:06:42,389 --> 01:06:45,001
-He's been drinking Red X.
-Always a trace.
1144
01:06:46,045 --> 01:06:47,264
[Gordie] Ugh.
1145
01:06:47,394 --> 01:06:48,830
Uh-oh.
1146
01:06:48,961 --> 01:06:51,311
I've seen this look before.
1147
01:06:51,442 --> 01:06:52,965
The "Gordie's lost it" look.
1148
01:06:55,272 --> 01:06:56,621
Well, haven't you?
1149
01:06:58,492 --> 01:07:00,451
I don't think you've
seen me lose it, Robin.
1150
01:07:02,148 --> 01:07:03,236
At least not yet.
1151
01:07:03,367 --> 01:07:04,803
-[Robin gasps]
-Hey.
1152
01:07:04,933 --> 01:07:06,892
-[Wayne] No, you don't.
-Why shouldn't I?
1153
01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:08,894
-You're not that person.
-I've already killed two,
1154
01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:11,070
-what's one more?
-[Keaton] What happened to you?
1155
01:07:11,201 --> 01:07:12,724
Put the fucking gun down.
1156
01:07:12,854 --> 01:07:15,988
I had a bit of a spill
back there, hurt my head
1157
01:07:16,119 --> 01:07:19,252
real bad.
It's got me seeing double.
1158
01:07:19,383 --> 01:07:20,645
[Gordie laughs]
1159
01:07:20,775 --> 01:07:21,950
Just put the fuckin' gun down.
1160
01:07:27,956 --> 01:07:30,002
[tense music intensifies]
1161
01:07:30,133 --> 01:07:31,612
Anyways.
1162
01:07:33,571 --> 01:07:35,094
[tense music fades]
1163
01:07:35,225 --> 01:07:36,052
Shotgun.
1164
01:07:37,966 --> 01:07:39,664
Where are ya?
There you are, little buddy.
1165
01:07:43,407 --> 01:07:45,452
[Keaton] Let's just get
the fuck outta here.
1166
01:07:56,507 --> 01:07:58,509
Hm, hm, hm.
1167
01:07:58,639 --> 01:07:59,858
[Gordie burps]
1168
01:08:14,394 --> 01:08:16,527
[eerie music]
1169
01:08:23,447 --> 01:08:24,535
Open the backpack.
1170
01:08:25,579 --> 01:08:28,060
-What's that?
-Do it.
1171
01:08:28,191 --> 01:08:29,670
[Tense music]
1172
01:08:34,893 --> 01:08:37,591
-Just get out of here, Gordie.
-Shut up.
1173
01:08:39,506 --> 01:08:40,855
We all just wanna go home.
1174
01:08:54,391 --> 01:08:55,870
Open it up, Keats.
1175
01:09:08,361 --> 01:09:10,407
Did you have this
at the Bullitt house?
1176
01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:15,499
No.
1177
01:09:18,980 --> 01:09:22,158
I killed a man because
he accused my friend
1178
01:09:22,288 --> 01:09:23,681
of stealin' his money.
1179
01:09:26,684 --> 01:09:29,469
Didn't make a difference
whether we had the money or not,
1180
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:33,734
they thought we did
without any proof or anything.
1181
01:09:36,433 --> 01:09:37,564
You saw him, Gordie.
1182
01:09:38,870 --> 01:09:40,698
You saw him,
he went for that rifle,
1183
01:09:41,829 --> 01:09:43,788
but you got to it first.
1184
01:09:45,355 --> 01:09:47,183
Remember what you said to me
on the porch?
1185
01:09:48,009 --> 01:09:49,576
He was gonna shoot me.
1186
01:09:53,841 --> 01:09:55,103
You saved my life.
1187
01:09:56,235 --> 01:09:57,628
You saved me.
1188
01:09:57,758 --> 01:09:59,543
-He was gonna kill me.
-I killed him.
1189
01:10:00,718 --> 01:10:02,154
Yeah.
1190
01:10:02,285 --> 01:10:04,200
Don't you get it?
The legend was real.
1191
01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:08,160
The legend was real.
1192
01:10:08,291 --> 01:10:10,989
It was real, I can't
fucking believe it myself.
1193
01:10:12,773 --> 01:10:15,385
But what was it
you said at the bar
1194
01:10:15,515 --> 01:10:17,213
about being at a crossroads?
1195
01:10:17,343 --> 01:10:19,345
You wanted to come
out in the woods
1196
01:10:19,476 --> 01:10:21,782
and look for buried treasure,
well here you go,
1197
01:10:21,913 --> 01:10:24,132
buried fucking treasure.
This right here,
1198
01:10:24,263 --> 01:10:26,134
-this is truth with a capital T.
-[Robin] Stop.
1199
01:10:26,961 --> 01:10:28,485
Keaton, just stop.
1200
01:10:31,357 --> 01:10:32,532
This is a lie.
1201
01:10:33,925 --> 01:10:35,274
This is all a fucking lie,
you lied to them.
1202
01:10:35,405 --> 01:10:36,710
-You had it the whole time,
-No.
1203
01:10:36,841 --> 01:10:37,972
and then you lied to us.
1204
01:10:38,103 --> 01:10:39,844
I was going to tell you guys,
1205
01:10:39,974 --> 01:10:42,890
of course I was gonna tell you,
'cause it's our money.
1206
01:10:43,021 --> 01:10:46,677
We found it together for
Gordie's bachelor party.
1207
01:10:46,807 --> 01:10:48,069
Together.
1208
01:10:49,157 --> 01:10:50,246
Huh?
1209
01:10:53,292 --> 01:10:55,599
Yeah, and then sick shooter blew
the guy's fuckin' head off,
1210
01:10:55,729 --> 01:10:58,776
-then everything went to shit.
-What's one more exploding head?
1211
01:11:00,865 --> 01:11:04,303
You know what? Robin, you've
got blood on your hands too,
1212
01:11:04,434 --> 01:11:05,739
both of you. I didn't...
1213
01:11:06,958 --> 01:11:08,742
kill anybody.
1214
01:11:08,873 --> 01:11:11,092
-I didn't kill anybody.
-You left me alone out there.
1215
01:11:12,572 --> 01:11:13,834
You left me alone with him.
1216
01:11:16,794 --> 01:11:19,144
Well, that's not really bein'
alone out there now, is it?
1217
01:11:21,973 --> 01:11:23,322
You know who was alone?
1218
01:11:26,107 --> 01:11:27,283
Me.
1219
01:11:28,588 --> 01:11:30,460
Ten years ago,
1220
01:11:30,590 --> 01:11:32,853
you remember that?
1221
01:11:32,984 --> 01:11:35,595
[eerie music]
1222
01:11:35,726 --> 01:11:37,597
I'm driving.
1223
01:11:37,728 --> 01:11:39,904
You gotta get the car
to work first, chum.
1224
01:11:40,034 --> 01:11:41,819
Robin, you got the keys?
1225
01:11:41,949 --> 01:11:45,170
I don't think you know how
automobiles work, dumbass.
1226
01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:47,651
So what do you wanna do, Gordie?
You just wanna go camping?
1227
01:11:47,781 --> 01:11:49,696
-Come share a bottle and all?
-Yeah, sounds great.
1228
01:11:49,827 --> 01:11:51,916
I dunno if you can tell from
what I'm wearing, something
1229
01:11:52,046 --> 01:11:53,613
did fuckin' happen right here.
1230
01:11:53,744 --> 01:11:55,702
-It looks great.
-Yeah, it was a good time.
1231
01:11:55,833 --> 01:11:59,576
You know, Gordie, you were never
the same since that night.
1232
01:11:59,706 --> 01:12:00,968
Oh, yeah?
1233
01:12:04,102 --> 01:12:05,233
I mean, there were
1234
01:12:06,278 --> 01:12:07,366
glimpses of you,
1235
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:09,803
the old you here
and there, but...
1236
01:12:11,457 --> 01:12:12,980
it changed you.
1237
01:12:14,068 --> 01:12:15,766
Tell me more, professor.
1238
01:12:19,639 --> 01:12:21,075
[soft tense music]
1239
01:12:23,121 --> 01:12:24,775
You know, some people...
1240
01:12:26,254 --> 01:12:28,648
can dig themselves
out of their holes.
1241
01:12:29,997 --> 01:12:32,086
Not Gordie Solomon.
1242
01:12:32,217 --> 01:12:34,001
You know I have a gun, right?
1243
01:12:35,263 --> 01:12:36,743
Huh?
1244
01:12:40,007 --> 01:12:41,444
[whispers gun sound]
1245
01:12:41,574 --> 01:12:43,794
You tell yourself
you're such a loyal,
1246
01:12:44,969 --> 01:12:47,363
caring, selfless friend.
1247
01:12:47,493 --> 01:12:48,842
What a guy.
1248
01:12:51,149 --> 01:12:52,803
So you don't have to face
what you really are.
1249
01:12:54,979 --> 01:12:56,284
And what's that?
1250
01:13:00,550 --> 01:13:01,377
A Pisces?
1251
01:13:02,726 --> 01:13:03,944
You're nothing.
1252
01:13:05,163 --> 01:13:06,207
[tense music intensifies]
1253
01:13:06,338 --> 01:13:07,208
[Gordie screams]
1254
01:13:07,339 --> 01:13:08,079
[gun shots]
1255
01:13:08,209 --> 01:13:09,036
[guitar strings snap]
1256
01:13:09,167 --> 01:13:10,386
You motherfuckers!
1257
01:13:11,909 --> 01:13:13,432
[tense music fades]
1258
01:13:13,563 --> 01:13:14,694
[Gordie coughs]
1259
01:13:15,956 --> 01:13:17,218
[Gordie spits]
1260
01:13:21,179 --> 01:13:23,573
[someone hums]
1261
01:13:23,703 --> 01:13:25,226
[soft eerie music]
1262
01:13:39,632 --> 01:13:41,460
[Gordie continues
to cough and spit]
1263
01:13:41,591 --> 01:13:43,723
[Wayne hums the
Irish song]
1264
01:13:53,254 --> 01:13:54,908
You almost hit me.
1265
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,000
I can't believe she
pepper sprayed me.
1266
01:14:01,959 --> 01:14:05,484
Well, you did point a gun at her
while threatening to shoot her.
1267
01:14:06,877 --> 01:14:09,009
[Gordie breaths loudly]
1268
01:14:21,282 --> 01:14:22,936
People listen better this way.
1269
01:14:27,158 --> 01:14:28,159
[eerie music]
1270
01:14:28,289 --> 01:14:29,769
Or they pepper spray you.
1271
01:14:30,857 --> 01:14:32,163
OK.
1272
01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:34,774
OK. Good point, yeah.
1273
01:14:46,264 --> 01:14:48,092
I got all I need anyways.
1274
01:14:51,051 --> 01:14:52,313
Toodle-oo.
1275
01:14:52,444 --> 01:14:54,054
[dramatic music]
1276
01:15:12,246 --> 01:15:13,813
[Keaton grunts]
1277
01:15:16,947 --> 01:15:18,339
[Keaton shrieks]
1278
01:15:20,733 --> 01:15:22,169
You still with me?
1279
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:24,824
Not giving up on our friends.
1280
01:15:25,956 --> 01:15:28,741
I've ruined my life on account
of my so-called friends.
1281
01:15:28,872 --> 01:15:32,005
They get to move on,
do whatever the hell they want.
1282
01:15:32,136 --> 01:15:33,441
What do I get?
1283
01:15:44,365 --> 01:15:46,542
[Keaton shrieks and moans]
1284
01:15:54,375 --> 01:15:56,377
[tense music continues]
1285
01:16:10,609 --> 01:16:11,915
[cocks gun]
1286
01:16:20,010 --> 01:16:20,924
[they grunt]
1287
01:16:21,054 --> 01:16:22,316
[tense music fades]
1288
01:16:25,929 --> 01:16:28,584
You do realize he just walked
by a second ago, right?
1289
01:16:30,542 --> 01:16:32,109
He's lost.
1290
01:16:34,328 --> 01:16:36,374
And so are you,
you selfish asshole.
1291
01:16:37,418 --> 01:16:38,419
Yeah.
1292
01:16:38,550 --> 01:16:39,986
Well...
1293
01:16:40,117 --> 01:16:42,249
That's OK, I think Karma got me.
1294
01:16:43,163 --> 01:16:44,295
Jesus, Keaton.
1295
01:16:45,818 --> 01:16:48,255
I'm not a doctor
or anything, but...
1296
01:16:49,474 --> 01:16:51,084
I think it's a
femoral artery thing.
1297
01:16:52,477 --> 01:16:55,219
OK, we gotta get you outta here.
1298
01:16:55,349 --> 01:16:58,396
I'm not exactly out here
for the view.
1299
01:16:59,789 --> 01:17:01,486
It's not so bad actually.
1300
01:17:01,617 --> 01:17:03,183
Alright, I'm gonna go get help.
1301
01:17:03,314 --> 01:17:04,881
OK? It just might
take me a while.
1302
01:17:05,011 --> 01:17:07,318
No, what are you,
a big bad hunter now?
1303
01:17:07,448 --> 01:17:08,841
-He's not in his right mind.
-Yeah, I know.
1304
01:17:08,972 --> 01:17:11,278
That's when you need
to keep the fucking gun.
1305
01:17:17,676 --> 01:17:19,722
[Keaton]
We lost him, didn't we?
1306
01:17:19,852 --> 01:17:21,854
[Robin] I think it was just
a matter of time.
1307
01:17:21,985 --> 01:17:23,943
[soft instrumental music]
1308
01:17:25,336 --> 01:17:27,817
Look at me. Two bullets.
1309
01:17:27,947 --> 01:17:29,819
No, you keep the gun.
1310
01:17:29,949 --> 01:17:31,385
When I get back,
1311
01:17:31,516 --> 01:17:33,779
we're giving all
that money to charity.
1312
01:17:33,910 --> 01:17:36,521
-OK?
-OK.
1313
01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:37,957
OK.
1314
01:17:38,915 --> 01:17:40,133
Two bullets.
1315
01:17:57,107 --> 01:17:58,761
Just walk away, Gordie.
1316
01:17:58,891 --> 01:18:00,327
[tense music]
1317
01:18:24,743 --> 01:18:26,789
-Whoa.
-Get the fuck away, man.
1318
01:18:26,919 --> 01:18:28,704
That doesn't look
very good, Keats.
1319
01:18:32,446 --> 01:18:34,710
Now you're gonna
shoot me, is that it?
1320
01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:37,016
I don't want to, but you
kinda leave me no choice.
1321
01:18:37,147 --> 01:18:39,105
-What the fuck are you doin'?
-Who runs away
1322
01:18:39,236 --> 01:18:40,541
from a guy with a loaded gun?
1323
01:18:43,327 --> 01:18:44,632
Everybody.
1324
01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:51,161
Maybe so, but I don't
feel very comfortable
1325
01:18:51,291 --> 01:18:52,510
with you pointing that at me.
1326
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,860
Yeah? Well too
fucking bad, man.
1327
01:18:54,991 --> 01:18:57,123
-Just stay where you are.
-Hand it over.
1328
01:18:57,254 --> 01:19:00,779
Keats, we talked about this,
you need bullets,
1329
01:19:00,910 --> 01:19:02,607
you need balls.
1330
01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,870
-Bullets.
-I will fuckin' shoot you.
1331
01:19:05,001 --> 01:19:06,045
Bullets...
1332
01:19:06,176 --> 01:19:07,743
[music intensifies]
1333
01:19:07,873 --> 01:19:09,266
and...
1334
01:19:10,833 --> 01:19:12,399
balls.
1335
01:19:12,530 --> 01:19:13,792
[tense music fades]
1336
01:19:13,923 --> 01:19:15,228
Yeah.
1337
01:19:19,058 --> 01:19:20,146
It's kind of funny,
1338
01:19:20,277 --> 01:19:21,800
[eerie ambient music]
1339
01:19:21,931 --> 01:19:24,542
I leave the gun back
there and it turns up.
1340
01:19:29,852 --> 01:19:30,766
Well...
1341
01:19:32,115 --> 01:19:33,769
I am sorry about all this.
1342
01:19:35,161 --> 01:19:36,815
Are you?
1343
01:19:36,946 --> 01:19:38,643
-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.
1344
01:19:40,645 --> 01:19:42,342
You're always sorry, aren't ya?
1345
01:19:43,866 --> 01:19:45,389
Yeah.
1346
01:19:45,519 --> 01:19:47,086
[Gordie grunts]
1347
01:19:50,046 --> 01:19:51,438
You took a drunk...
1348
01:19:52,788 --> 01:19:54,485
on the fuckin' bourbon trail.
1349
01:19:58,576 --> 01:20:00,186
What were you thinking?
1350
01:20:01,579 --> 01:20:03,886
What were you fuckin'
thinking, Keats?
1351
01:20:04,016 --> 01:20:05,409
[Gordie laughs]
1352
01:20:05,539 --> 01:20:07,367
I don't know.
1353
01:20:08,629 --> 01:20:11,067
I just... I don't know.
1354
01:20:11,197 --> 01:20:14,592
I don't know,
I just thought maybe...
1355
01:20:16,376 --> 01:20:19,684
things could go back to
the way they used to be.
1356
01:20:22,208 --> 01:20:24,297
Well, things
1357
01:20:24,428 --> 01:20:28,171
used to be a fucking
travesty, Scott.
1358
01:20:29,302 --> 01:20:31,174
A fuckin' travesty.
1359
01:20:31,304 --> 01:20:32,697
And you know what? For me
1360
01:20:34,133 --> 01:20:36,266
there's no such thing
as the good old days anymore.
1361
01:20:41,445 --> 01:20:42,838
Just don't
1362
01:20:42,968 --> 01:20:45,057
let me die out here
like this, OK?
1363
01:20:45,188 --> 01:20:46,711
Well...
1364
01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:50,628
We don't get much choice
in that, do we?
1365
01:20:51,672 --> 01:20:52,760
[Keaton grunts]
1366
01:20:52,891 --> 01:20:54,284
Taking this.
1367
01:20:54,414 --> 01:20:55,851
[Gordie clears his throat]
1368
01:20:56,939 --> 01:20:59,071
[Dramatic music]
1369
01:20:59,202 --> 01:21:01,595
Gordie.
1370
01:21:01,726 --> 01:21:03,336
[Keaton shrieks and grunts]
1371
01:21:29,493 --> 01:21:32,017
Listen to me, Gordie.
Deep down you're a good person,
1372
01:21:33,018 --> 01:21:35,281
but you're burying that
person deeper and deeper.
1373
01:21:35,412 --> 01:21:38,632
-"To thine own self be true--"
-I am not a good person!
1374
01:21:38,763 --> 01:21:41,026
Not deep down or otherwise.
1375
01:21:41,157 --> 01:21:42,288
You know what?
1376
01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:46,118
-I'm OK with that.
-That's not true.
1377
01:21:46,249 --> 01:21:49,730
You above all people have the
balls to tell me what's true?
1378
01:21:49,861 --> 01:21:51,384
You know what you are?
1379
01:21:51,515 --> 01:21:52,733
You're a figment.
1380
01:21:52,864 --> 01:21:54,474
[soft instrumental music]
1381
01:21:54,605 --> 01:21:55,998
You don't know me, Gordie!
1382
01:21:57,608 --> 01:21:59,305
You never knew
anything about me!
1383
01:21:59,436 --> 01:22:01,307
Not my name and
1384
01:22:01,438 --> 01:22:03,005
this ridiculous accent.
1385
01:22:04,049 --> 01:22:05,833
You convinced yourself
you knew all about me
1386
01:22:05,964 --> 01:22:07,444
in order to make it
easier on yourself.
1387
01:22:08,445 --> 01:22:09,794
Or perhaps to make it harder.
1388
01:22:11,535 --> 01:22:12,710
You don't know me
any better than
1389
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:14,407
the way in which
you know yourself.
1390
01:22:15,452 --> 01:22:17,628
So who are you, Gordon Solomon?
1391
01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:24,635
I'm Gordie Solomon...
1392
01:22:28,117 --> 01:22:29,596
and I'm an alcoholic.
1393
01:22:32,991 --> 01:22:33,992
[Gordie sniffles]
1394
01:22:39,563 --> 01:22:40,956
[Gordie chuckles]
1395
01:22:50,139 --> 01:22:51,444
Hm, hm.
1396
01:22:57,755 --> 01:22:59,365
Wasn't able to fix this.
1397
01:23:01,150 --> 01:23:02,716
[dramatic thud]
1398
01:23:02,847 --> 01:23:03,804
Wait.
1399
01:23:03,935 --> 01:23:05,154
You need your friends.
1400
01:23:05,284 --> 01:23:06,807
I need you.
1401
01:23:06,938 --> 01:23:08,461
You need your friends, Gordie!
1402
01:23:08,592 --> 01:23:09,985
[instrumental music
intensifies]
1403
01:23:12,509 --> 01:23:13,727
I need you!
1404
01:23:13,858 --> 01:23:15,077
[instrumental music fades]
1405
01:23:22,606 --> 01:23:25,043
Hey, buddy. You OK?
1406
01:23:25,174 --> 01:23:27,785
Can you hear me?
You alright? OK.
1407
01:23:27,915 --> 01:23:29,134
I'm gonna get you
some help, OK?
1408
01:23:29,265 --> 01:23:31,267
Can you tell me
what your name is?
1409
01:23:31,397 --> 01:23:32,398
Hang on, OK?
1410
01:23:32,529 --> 01:23:34,357
[soft instrumental music]
1411
01:23:36,489 --> 01:23:38,491
Wayne, hang on for me, OK?
1412
01:23:38,622 --> 01:23:41,016
I am so sorry, I was just
trying to get my friends home.
1413
01:23:41,146 --> 01:23:44,802
No, Wayne.
Look at me. Hold on.
1414
01:23:54,420 --> 01:23:56,118
[instrumental music intensifies]
1415
01:24:07,390 --> 01:24:08,739
[instrumental music fades]
1416
01:24:18,836 --> 01:24:21,056
[train sounds intensify]
1417
01:24:34,852 --> 01:24:37,072
[soft instrumental music]
1418
01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:49,519
Gordie?
1419
01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:01,792
[Shovel digs into the ground]
1420
01:25:06,144 --> 01:25:08,451
[instrumental music fades]
1421
01:25:14,021 --> 01:25:15,414
Wayne?
1422
01:25:15,545 --> 01:25:16,981
[soft eerie music]
1423
01:25:20,332 --> 01:25:21,681
Wayne?
1424
01:25:28,645 --> 01:25:30,212
Wayne!
1425
01:25:34,085 --> 01:25:35,565
[Wayne] Should we get
out of the street?
1426
01:25:35,695 --> 01:25:36,740
[they laugh]
1427
01:25:36,870 --> 01:25:38,742
We might get hit.
1428
01:25:38,872 --> 01:25:40,135
[creepy music intensifies]
1429
01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:43,790
You need your friends, Gordie!
1430
01:25:43,921 --> 01:25:46,053
[voices echo] Gordie!
1431
01:25:46,184 --> 01:25:48,186
We'll find it this time, guys.
1432
01:25:48,317 --> 01:25:49,405
[Robin panting]
1433
01:25:49,535 --> 01:25:51,320
[Keaton] You saw him, Gordie.
1434
01:25:51,450 --> 01:25:53,670
-Hell or high water.
-[Bill] I never keep 'em loaded.
1435
01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:55,715
-You went for that rifle...
-Where did you serve?
1436
01:25:55,846 --> 01:25:57,848
You got to it first.
1437
01:25:57,978 --> 01:26:01,765
We're just havin' some fun for
old Gordo's bachelor party.
1438
01:26:03,027 --> 01:26:05,508
-[Robin] Sad.
-[Keaton] Always sorry.
1439
01:26:05,638 --> 01:26:06,944
Keep it bottled up.
1440
01:26:07,074 --> 01:26:08,511
Some bachelor party.
1441
01:26:08,641 --> 01:26:09,990
[car crashes and tires squeak]
1442
01:26:10,121 --> 01:26:11,340
[Robin] Gordie Solomon.
1443
01:26:11,470 --> 01:26:12,863
Robin!
1444
01:26:12,993 --> 01:26:14,604
[Robin shrieks and crashes]
1445
01:26:17,433 --> 01:26:18,782
[dramatic music fades]
1446
01:26:33,927 --> 01:26:35,538
[Robin gasps for breath]
1447
01:26:37,844 --> 01:26:38,976
[Robin shrieks]
1448
01:26:41,805 --> 01:26:43,241
[ominous music]
1449
01:26:48,420 --> 01:26:49,552
Gotcha.
1450
01:26:49,682 --> 01:26:52,337
Oh, God. What did you do to him?
1451
01:26:52,468 --> 01:26:54,121
Oh, yeah, this.
1452
01:26:55,210 --> 01:26:56,646
He's probably dead by now.
1453
01:26:58,865 --> 01:27:00,476
Let's get a look at you.
1454
01:27:00,606 --> 01:27:01,999
[Robin moans]
1455
01:27:02,129 --> 01:27:03,218
Wow.
1456
01:27:04,871 --> 01:27:07,265
I'm not even gonna ask how...
And there's so many.
1457
01:27:08,658 --> 01:27:11,617
You are gonna have
some mighty bad scars.
1458
01:27:12,488 --> 01:27:13,271
Yeah.
1459
01:27:15,099 --> 01:27:17,580
Yeah, you are never
gonna be the same
1460
01:27:18,407 --> 01:27:19,843
again.
1461
01:27:19,973 --> 01:27:22,933
Please just leave me alone.
1462
01:27:23,063 --> 01:27:25,327
-What's that?
-Leave me alone!
1463
01:27:28,808 --> 01:27:30,245
[Robin crying]
1464
01:27:32,116 --> 01:27:33,900
Do you even know
what his name was?
1465
01:27:35,902 --> 01:27:37,426
-What?
-Wayne!
1466
01:27:38,557 --> 01:27:41,734
His name was Wayne.
If I hadn't buried him
1467
01:27:41,865 --> 01:27:44,433
the last ten years would've
been a little bit different.
1468
01:27:44,563 --> 01:27:46,217
[Gordie] Mm-hmm.
1469
01:27:46,348 --> 01:27:47,958
You and Keats get to go
on your merry little way,
1470
01:27:48,088 --> 01:27:50,047
live your lovely little lives.
1471
01:27:50,177 --> 01:27:51,744
You know what I got?
1472
01:27:53,877 --> 01:27:55,139
Guilt.
1473
01:27:58,055 --> 01:27:58,838
But not anymore.
1474
01:27:58,969 --> 01:28:00,275
[Robin moaning]
1475
01:28:02,059 --> 01:28:03,756
[tense music]
1476
01:28:06,585 --> 01:28:09,762
This is where I say "I'm sorry",
but I think we both know that
1477
01:28:09,893 --> 01:28:11,373
I don't mean it.
1478
01:28:15,115 --> 01:28:17,161
[tense music intensifies]
1479
01:28:19,381 --> 01:28:20,425
[gun clicks]
1480
01:28:20,556 --> 01:28:22,209
[tense music fades]
1481
01:28:25,648 --> 01:28:27,040
[Gordie laughs]
1482
01:28:28,825 --> 01:28:29,652
Son of a--
1483
01:28:29,782 --> 01:28:31,088
[gun shot]
1484
01:28:42,839 --> 01:28:44,667
[gun shot]
1485
01:28:44,797 --> 01:28:46,233
If this works,
1486
01:28:46,364 --> 01:28:47,974
we'll never see
each other again.
1487
01:28:48,105 --> 01:28:49,976
[tense music]
1488
01:28:52,152 --> 01:28:53,371
-Are you done?
-Yeah.
1489
01:28:56,548 --> 01:28:59,072
[Robin] You don't always
have to shoot the rooster.
1490
01:28:59,203 --> 01:29:00,726
[wife] I'll just have
to see about that.
1491
01:29:00,857 --> 01:29:02,815
[Soft instrumental music]
1492
01:29:08,473 --> 01:29:10,867
You don't always have
to shoot the rooster.
1493
01:29:29,059 --> 01:29:30,365
[Robin breathes heavily]
1494
01:29:31,714 --> 01:29:32,758
[Robin grits her teeth]
1495
01:29:50,602 --> 01:29:52,822
[soft instrumental
music continues]
1496
01:30:46,963 --> 01:30:49,356
[drum beat]
1497
01:30:52,142 --> 01:30:54,144
[radio in the background]
1498
01:31:10,639 --> 01:31:12,945
They're lucky to have you
in those meetings, you know?
1499
01:31:14,599 --> 01:31:16,775
Old Gordie, you're
the best listener I know.
1500
01:31:16,906 --> 01:31:17,820
What's that?
1501
01:31:17,950 --> 01:31:19,169
[Robin laughs]
1502
01:31:20,518 --> 01:31:22,389
Yeah, all I'm doin'
right now is listening.
1503
01:31:24,740 --> 01:31:27,307
Haven't had the nerve yet
to start talkin' myself.
1504
01:31:30,354 --> 01:31:32,487
Well, don't keep it
all bottled up.
1505
01:31:32,617 --> 01:31:33,879
Did you guys order without me?
1506
01:31:34,010 --> 01:31:35,707
Look who it is.
1507
01:31:35,838 --> 01:31:38,014
-We figured we'd wait for ya.
-[Robin] To pay!
1508
01:31:38,144 --> 01:31:41,670
To pay? Oh, gosh. Let's see
what's on the menu then.
1509
01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:43,585
Tap water and peanuts.
1510
01:31:43,715 --> 01:31:45,325
-[Keaton] For everybody!
-[Robin] What a guy!
1511
01:31:45,456 --> 01:31:47,197
Look at me, I'm so generous.
1512
01:31:47,327 --> 01:31:48,807
-I'm hungry.
-What do you want there?
1513
01:31:48,938 --> 01:31:50,592
-I don't know.
-I don't know if you knew this,
1514
01:31:50,722 --> 01:31:52,419
but they actually
increase the prices.
1515
01:31:52,550 --> 01:31:54,334
-They jack 'em up on holidays.
-No, they don't.
1516
01:31:54,465 --> 01:31:56,032
-Especially New Year.
-You always say that.
1517
01:31:56,162 --> 01:31:59,035
-And they give you less.
-They might be doin' the draft.
1518
01:31:59,165 --> 01:32:00,384
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
1519
01:32:03,300 --> 01:32:05,041
Well, I'm glad I'm a woman.
1520
01:32:05,171 --> 01:32:08,827
Yeah, I hope they diagnose me
with flat feet or somethin'.
1521
01:32:08,958 --> 01:32:10,742
[Keaton laughs]
1522
01:32:10,873 --> 01:32:12,875
What do you say, guys?
Onion rings before midnight?
1523
01:32:13,005 --> 01:32:14,572
No!
1524
01:32:14,703 --> 01:32:16,400
-[Keaton] Cheese sticks?
-[Robin] Yes!
1525
01:32:16,531 --> 01:32:17,923
-Cheese sticks!
-Get two orders.
1526
01:32:18,054 --> 01:32:19,229
Before or after midnight?
1527
01:32:19,359 --> 01:32:20,622
It's two minutes to midnight.
1528
01:32:20,752 --> 01:32:22,754
-You gotta be shittin' me.
-[Robin] No.
1529
01:32:22,885 --> 01:32:24,451
My watch says ten-forty...
1530
01:32:24,582 --> 01:32:26,889
-Fucking yard sales, motherfu...
-Yard sales.
1531
01:32:27,019 --> 01:32:28,934
[Robin] Hey, you know a broken
watch is right twice a day?
1532
01:32:29,065 --> 01:32:31,154
Yeah, it is and it's wrong
every other time.
1533
01:32:31,284 --> 01:32:32,938
You guys ever think
about what we did?
1534
01:32:42,992 --> 01:32:46,386
Hey, let's ring in 1968
and we'll talk about that.
1535
01:32:46,517 --> 01:32:48,606
-Later, OK?
-Yeah.
1536
01:32:48,737 --> 01:32:50,695
-Yeah, you're right, I'm sorry.
-[Keaton] No, it's...
1537
01:32:54,873 --> 01:32:58,311
-Save me some cheese sticks, OK?
-Yeah, sure thing.
1538
01:33:05,667 --> 01:33:08,539
God. Another year. Flies by.
1539
01:33:08,670 --> 01:33:10,846
Yeah, it's hard to believe.
1540
01:33:10,976 --> 01:33:12,369
1968.
1541
01:33:16,547 --> 01:33:17,853
Well...
1542
01:33:17,983 --> 01:33:20,725
1968. Hey...
1543
01:33:20,856 --> 01:33:23,336
I'm gonna go. You know the
whole small bladder thing.
1544
01:33:23,467 --> 01:33:25,121
Another year down,
another year to go.
1545
01:33:25,251 --> 01:33:27,166
-Here we go.
-One day at a time.
1546
01:33:30,213 --> 01:33:31,518
[fireworks crackle]
1547
01:33:37,307 --> 01:33:39,701
Ten, nine,
1548
01:33:39,831 --> 01:33:41,877
eight, seven,
1549
01:33:42,007 --> 01:33:44,227
six, five,
1550
01:33:44,357 --> 01:33:46,838
four, three,
1551
01:33:46,969 --> 01:33:49,667
[voices echo and fade]
1552
01:33:51,060 --> 01:33:53,105
[everyone cheers]
1553
01:33:53,236 --> 01:33:55,281
[Gordie hums Irish song]
1554
01:33:55,412 --> 01:33:57,370
[another voice hums along]
1555
01:34:08,468 --> 01:34:11,123
Why are Irish songs
always so sad?
1556
01:34:11,254 --> 01:34:12,037
[Irish melody plays]
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