Original subtitles

Elder fellow brother, you've returned?

Fellow brothers why don't you use your power together?

We use our power together 15 mins ago

A strange man appeared suddenly

What's it?

Stop him!

Don't let him go!

Stop moving! Catch him!

Who are you? Where're you taking me?

What do you want? Say!

Catch him!

He said he's Eunuch Weir of the Ming Dynasty

Your Majesty?!

Why don't you go down on your knees when you see me?

Your Majesty!

Catch him!

Maybe he's really from the Ming Dynasty

You're beaten by the Saint Of Gamblers in Hong Kong

That's why l come back

ls he that great?

Four fellow brothers altogether

may help me to beat him

He's the disciple of God of Gamblers somebody may help him

Don't worry. l've found a gang

who will erase those who help him

5 of us can concentrate on beating Saint of Gamblers

OK, we'll help you to kill Saint Of Gamblers

What do you want?

Are you ready? We're waiting for you

Close the door What?

l'm about to go

lt's tight

l've told you not to eat these several times

You should behave yourself You're the Saint of Gamblers

That's why l hide in the washroom and eat

You're

Keep a cigar in your mouth it spells notability

Alright...

Where did you take your cigar?

From my dad Excuse me

Hello reporters, hello relatives

May l introduce to you

this insurmountable unbeatable...

the wonderful partner of mine...

the disciple of God of Gamblers: the Saint of Gamblers

Wonderful!

This isn't a good speech

l learn from my mentor

Great guys maintain low profile when giving speeches

Ladies and gentlemen l, Saint of Gamblers

l'm extremely honoured to meet you Thank you!

Wonderful!

Besides having breakfast with my mentor

l learn from him the art of the unbeatable

The most skilful part of the art of winning

l can beat all opponents

l can beat all competitors

Show us your skill

l will. l must find an opponent

l'll be the one Great!

Shuffle the cards yourself, watch

Come on!

What's it?...

Here! Oh my god!...

l've got stomache

My stomach...

Here Please don't

Something's wrong What?

Your throat

You've almost scared me

Here! Oh!...

There's an extra one

Fine!

lt's gallstone. You call that fine?!

What's this art?

Didn't you learn the art of gambling from God of Gamblers?

This is one of the great arts of God of Gamblers

The art of massage on the toes

My mentor's given up all his leisure time

and taught me this skill so that l can help others

What a great man he is!

This is an invaluable picture Please feel free to take photos

What? The art of massage on the toes?

You've gone away for 6 months

Haven't you learnt anything from the God of Gamblers?

Answer that!

Yes

Yes!

l collected rubbish in the backyard of the God of Gamblers every night

Built-in!

Hey! What?

l'm hungry Alright

Where's your shark fin?

What do you want it for?

Since you know the invaluable skill of massaging on the toes

have instant noodles instead

Can't l have some luncheon meat?

Uncle, is it my birthday?

No!

What a big piece of meat this time

lt's for celebrating our reunion

lt takes me 5 meals to finish these

ls it too big?

lt doesn't matter

Mr. Ding will give a speech

Don't eat too fast Alright!

l, Ding Lik, am very glad to meet you in Shanghai

ls this the Shanghai Show?

ls Shanghai a beach? Maybe

l like this name, Ding Lik

Who figured that out?

There's a real person called Ding Lik then

He's the great friend of your grandpa

They started a business together

Really? Yes!

What's the name of grandpa?

Chow Tai Fook

Really? Yes!

Do l have a share in the Chow Tai Fook Jewellery Company?

Two Chow Tai Fooks aren't the same

Your grandpa and Ding Lik sold buns together in Shanghai

Why they sold buns instead of jeweler?

That's it

He's so stupid. He must look horrible

You're wrong. He's handsome Really?

Look at the picture

They're your grandpa and your grandma

Nice looking, like me

Look exactly the same Right!

My god!

You'll look like this when you're old

l don't believe!

l didn't either

What?

Reading blue magazine?

Shut up! What?

My mentor told me this is the French God of Gamblers

A famous guy in Shanghai

He's an unbeatable man

That great?!

He gambled well and he had special power...

So he never loses?

No, the book says...

He's once beaten by a mysterious guy

called Comment Allez-vous

Strange name, l can't believe it

Hey! Brother Ng so you've come back to Hong Kong?

Something from mentor? Fine. l'll wait for you

This is our ancestral house

Your grandpa passed it to me

l'll pass it to you

lt's got a history over 100 years

But it still stands here. Like me

You just can't stand up Bullshit!

l feel that

we'll have a strange experience tonight

Something incredible will happen

What?

No idea!

Will you play a part?

You decide

You should

You're smart

lt's a wonderful world Why you said so?

l heard that grandpa was shy Yes!

You never feel shy

That's what l am What the hell can you do?

Nothing, l admire you

Frankly, grandpa was so effeminate

but then he's able to find a woman my grandma

A Son-of-a-bitch united them Son-of-a-bitch?!

What can you see?

Nothing. How about you?

Me either

Can you go inside and take a tin...? Can you go inside and take...?

Needn't be that mean!...

There're 5 here. Can you take them all

Let's do it together

As l expected something incredible happens

Damn it!

l'm coming!

Don't behave like that You'll scare them away

lt's just an illusion. Let's go!

Wao!

What?

You're always like this

Abracadabra

Objects moved in air. Amazing!

Out!

Why force me?

Why?...

Catch and hold him!

l am!

Boxing of the Saint of Gamblers!

Are you alright?

l've beaten you up will your mouth foam?

You're foaming at the mouth

Me? Yes!

Just saliva! Saliva?

Call it piss

You kid, you're so weak

l'm old and still firm after somebody's given me a punch

You threw up like hell last time Last time only...

This time l haven't l'd rather fall down

Are you alright?

Okay, l'm falling down

Ouch!

What's burning?

Me!

lt's burning!

Water!...

Your majesty!

This eunuch's beard His castration must be incomplete

Servants! Yes!

Go castrate him again

No, your Majesty!

Don't castrate me. Your Majesty!

Don't castrate me, don't

Don't castrate me, don't...

Here!

lt's over. Give it back to me!...

Uncle!

Brother Ng!

Where's Sing?

He was with me

Then somebody hit me and l fainted

What do you want Sing for?

The God of Gamblers wants him to have this telephone

He'll call him over something urgent l see!

What can we do?

Look for him OK

Chow Sing Cho

l knew it's you

You insulted me on the gambling boat

l'm revenging this time

There's no end to revenge

Moreover, l don't mind if you can

But l'm afraid you'll lose again

lf you're more powerful than me

it's me instead of you who's revenging

My god!

5 of us will use our power together

You'll die

Sing!...

Don't come over here!

Your mentor calls you!

Go away!

l'll say you're busy!

Something's got me stuck... Oh no!

Uncle's telephone?!

Hello!

What's happened?

lt's a long story. Where're you?

l'm invited to police headquarters for a meeting Hang up now!

To deal with the robbers with the powerful arms

And you? Where're you?

No idea. The New Territories maybe

l'm having a meeting Give it to me!

Brother Ng...

Who's there interrupting? Me!

Who are you?

l'm Chow Sing Cho, the Saint of Gamblers

l'm Commissioner Wong nicknamed Scissors Legs

What legs?

Scissors Legs, they'll smash your head

Ask him to be smart or his head will be smashed Hello

Your friend is so cheeky

Sing, are you alright?

l'm fine Are you in the police headquarters?

l'll take a taxi and come to you

OK, see you later. Bye-bye

Ask him to be smart or l'll smash his head

Come in!

Commissioner have you just used the phone?

Can't l?

All other phones broke down while you're using

That's the Telephone Company's business

Are you nuts?

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Excuse me, what's this place?

l didn't mean it

Where can l take a taxi?

Miss!

Miss!...

Uncle

Uncle, what're you doing?

Hey, are you crazy?

Are you hanging yourself?

What're doing? What did you say?

What're you doing?

What're you doing?

Get back down there first

Why lying on top of me? Shame to you

You're so effeminate and in such strange clothes?

Have you got crazy?

l don't know what you're saying

You've interrupted my killing myself

Why do you wanna kill yourself?

l'm out of love the 37th time

You're always out of love

lt's nothing to be out of love 37 times in one's life

l'm out of love 37 times in a week

That's worth killing yourself l'll help you go up

l don't wanna die now

You must be crazy. Stop kidding

Tell me, what's this place?

What happened, Uncle?

Why calling me Uncle? l'm so young!

My name's Chow Tai Fook

What's your job?

l'm selling Shanghai buns

What this board means?

No spitting around!

What the Shanghai government means?

This is Shanghai

This is Shanghai?! Yes!

The Shanghai where Hui Man-keung and Ding Lik existed? Yeah!

But Hui Man-keung got shot last night

You mean he's dead in the TV episode?

No, it's in the news. Look!

Tycoon Hui Man-keung was killed by 46 shots

July 1937?! Today's July 1937?

Right. The year of the cow

Uncle!...

Who're you calling?

Why don't you tremble?

Why should l?

Are you really my grandpa? Grandpa?

You wanna be my grandson?

What's your name?

Son-of-a-bitch! Mr. Son!

What?

Shit! So what l've heard is true?

What have you heard?

The highest level of special power

will change time and space

The person who uses special power will travel back and forth the time

What're you saying?

The telephone! What telephone?

What's this? lt's interesting

Engaged! What's it?

l must figure this out Hey!

Grandson...

What's it?...

This is incredible

How can l believe this?

Why not, l'm still unmarried

and l believe you're my grandson

Are the police coming? No idea!

lt's nothing to do with me

Nothing to do with me!

Over there!

ln red?!

You beat me up because l'm in red?

Right! To take revenge for Brother Keung

What?

l'm not in red. l don't have to run

Then l don't have to either

Why? l'm a good fighter

Really? Right!

ls that so?

Great!...

Your grandson is a great fighter

Really? Yes!

Great!...

l can beat 9 at a time without any weapon

Great!...

Why don't you sit down

have a sugar cane, and watch me? Fine!...

OK? What K?

Wonderful! Wonderful!

Hi!

Prepare for the funeral!

Fall down!

Get to hospital immediately. Stop!

You'll get nothing by that

Grandson, finish your performance?!

Not yet. Sit back first

Many guys in black over there Deal with them

lt doesn't hurt when l beat people up today Really?

So what then?

You go!

Fine! Oh!

Damn you!...

l'll finish this one, you go for the others Fine!

Who are you? Why l don't know you?

Because l'm your senior

Secret code!

What secret code?

Listen, twinkle twinkle little star How l wonder what you are

Up above the world so high. What's next?

Like a diamond in the sky

Wrong lt's London bridge is falling down

l don't get it?!

Damn it!

Change the color and it'll be fine

lt's lucky grandpa can go away early

Should've known that

This guy in red has it now Yes...

lt may be fine

What can l do?

Walk slowly and we won't alert them

But we're in black

They don't know if you don't tell

Really?! Cut him into pieces!

Damn it!

Does it hurt? Yes!

lt's strange!

The Kung-fu of ln-between?!

The more in between the more powerful it is

So this is the lost Kung-fu of ln-between?!

Disperse!

You should let one stay in between

You still wanna run away?

Big brother, are you alright?

Are you alright?

Nine in between You're in trouble this time!

Can't reach the end of the street Damn it

Big brother... Are you alright? Big brother...

Where's Tiger Lui?

He's dead!

Here!

Who kill him?

l don't know...

Mr. Ding, Tiger Lui is dead

How?

A kid killed him by a punch

Good grandson, are you alright?

Ding Lik... Boss Ding?

Ding Lik

Mr. Ding, how are you?

Buddy thank you for revenging for Brother Man

Brother Man, you mean Hui Man-keung?

He's killed by Tiger Lui yesterday

He deserved then

l said Tiger Lui deserved

l sent a lot of men here for the revenge

but l couldn't find him

You did it. Smart young man!

Somebody's dead here

Mr. Ding, the guys' checking around

Ching, you finish him off We go home first Yes!

We can just walk away while so many are dead?

This is Shanghai

l've sworn that anybody who revenges for Brother Man

can have 3 wishes come true

l've got only one wish left

To return Hong Kong in 1991 No...

You said you come from Hong Kong 1991

This is incredible

You can't find this watch in your time

And...

This a mobile phone, a product in 1991

You call this a phone?

l'll believe you if somebody answers your call

l can call people in my time

l can even let you speak to them

Show me

Still engaged

But you can hear it

Somebody's speaking English

lt's just something making a strange noise

You can't prove it's a telephone

l've really talked to somebody in 1991 through it

lt's just being engaged

l'll show you later

lt doesn't matter when you come from

Even if you really come from Hong Kong 1991

now that you're in Shanghai 1937

You're no way home

Why not stay and help me?

Good!...

Grandson, thank Mr. Ding for thinking highly of you

This means l've to join the triads?

Everybody in Shanghai is a triad member

Everybody here, you and me

You aren't!

l am!

You're sissy You can't be a triad member

Come back!

l hate people saying that l'm effeminate

You are! l'm a triad member!

So you're an effeminate triad member

No! l'm the top killer of the triad society

Look at him!

No. l'm a top killer of a triad

OK, you're a top killer

and you're an effeminate top killer

l ain't! l ain't effeminate! You are!

l'm not! l hate this most! No argue!

Don't say that! You really are!

Please stop! l ain't! What are you doing?

No... Listen to me...

You're extremely effeminate

Face it!

l'm a triad member!

What nuisance!

l'm really a triad member!

Throw onto the street, please!

Throw him out!

Yes, Mr. Ding!

Don't come closer or l'll beat you up

Grandson, help!

No! l didn't mean it

You should mean what you say to me

This is your first wish!

Hold it! l want him to be healthy and long life

Fine!

Let him off

Please!

This is your second wish

What an egghead! You've wasted 2 wishes

Tell us your third wish

l wish we had a lot of jewelers

a lot of beautiful women

a lot of macho guys to protect us

4 Mercedes

Greed will get you nowhere

Mr. Ding, it's simple

My wish is that l can have 3 more wishes

Good! Greed is the deriving force for man

l like greedy guys like you

Better that hypocrites

Hold this gold coin

Return it to me when you're in need

l'll try my best to satisfy

What's your name?

Son-of-a-bitch! l...

You really are Son-of-a-bitch!

Damn you, my name is Chow Sing Cho!

Sing, if you stay in Shanghai

you can become great personage in Shanghai

Why do you say so?

Since you're so greedy

Thanks Mr. Ding! But

l don't wanna be a great personage in Shanghai

You must believe what l've said

l only want to go back to my time

l must figure out a way to go back

Sing, let it be

We'll talk it over after Man's funeral tomorrow

Nobody answers?

Are you kidding me? Always engaged in these 2 days

So what is it?

l don't know why...

l wanna piss!

Hold it, there isn't even a tree around

l've held it for long but it's unbearable

l've got treasure handed down in our family

lt can cure your desire to piss Really?

Yes! Give it to me, quick!

l've been using it since l was a kid

Mr. Ding the Mayor and Miss Yu-san arrive

l've seen her before What's it?

The treasure handed down in our family

ls it nice?

l've seen the girl in black with a hat before

When?

Before you hanged yourself

l've seen her before though she looks different now

but it's the same person

So what? Nothing!

l'm sorry about Mr. Hui

What a loss to us!

Thank you Mayor

Please don't call me Mayor

Yu-san! Lik!

Let me introduce you to my new friend

Where he is?

Sing, come here! Yes!

He's taken revenge for Man

The hero who killed Tiger Lui

Hi

Mr. Chow nice to meet you

We know each other!

You know each other?

Mr. Chow, l'm afraid l don't know you

Remember the riverside last time

Yu-san is the daughter of the Mayor Hello!

and my best friend Really?!

She doesn't seem to know you

Mr. Ding, Wong Kam-kwai arrives

Mr. Ding, who is he?

A hypocrite!

He's the sworn brother of Tiger Lui

The enemy of Ding Lik

He's the man behind the death of Hui Man-keung

l'm sorry for coming late, Mr. Ding

lt's alright. Nobody here will mind

Mr. Ding, you're indeed frank

l wanna discuss a business with you

l hope it's not the one you talked with Brother Man

A Japanese spy admires your talent

Hui Man-keung was a fool Mr. Ding you're clever

l think you know how to seize the opportunity

His look tells he's a cunning guy

His mouth betrays his words

Go and tell the Japanese

l, Ding Lik will never betray my country

Don't make me force you

Don't make me force you

How dare you talk to me like that?!

Ha!...

Ha!...

Good! Let's go!

Good! Let's go!

You're so great You know what he wants to say

There's a standard dialogue for cunning guys

All TV episodes in our time show that

Go! Mr. Ding!

Hairy, you protect Mr. Ding l'll shield you against them

Danger!

Very dangerous, don't move

Hairy! Hairy!

Mr. Ding machine guns are in the rocks over there

Over there, kill him

Try and rescue Brother Lik!

Don't worry, nobody can hurt him

Nobody can see him...

How come? l can't see him!

How about over there? No!

Over here?

How are you?

l've overused my power

Good grandson!...

How are you?

Good grandson!

Good grandson!

Fine, no... Don't be afraid...

Don't go l won't

Oh, my god! Damn You!

How are you?

l'm sick!

Do you really know magic?

You've made them impossible to see Mr. Ding

This is called...

lf l say l know magic will you believe me?

l will!

Will you? Yes!

l come from another age will you believe? l believe

How about l'm your grandson? l believe you too

Don't you think this is very stupid? Extremely stupid!

So you believe? l do!

Why? l don't know...

l liked you since the first time l saw you

You don't seem to hurt me

Really? Really!

l won't hurt you because you're indeed my grandpa

Good grandson! Grandpa!

Good grandson!... Grandpa!

Where's Miss Yu-san?

She's gone. She said she didn't know you

lmpossible, maybe she's shy to admit

Damn you, you're in love

Stop talking nonsense

You are. Your look betrays you

Really?! Yes!

lndeed? No difference!

How about this? Even more so!

l think this is fine

This is the worst!

So Miss Yu-san tells too

Of course she can

Well, l've to remove all obstacles

Clear all enemies and...

date her

Hold it... Why?

l should figure out how to return to my time

Stop worrying too much

Have you figured out? Not yet!

Then date her

Not yet

Why?

Mr. Ding is so kind to help us to start a business

And he's so fond of Miss Yu-san

lf l date her... Don't be silly

lt's fair to compete

What's more important... What?

You're too ugly to date her

Father, l've sin

Everybody is a sinner

But l wanna commit sin now

and l can't help it

Pray and ask God to give you strength

so that you can help yourself

lf l really commit a sin

will God forgive me?

lf you've sinned and if you regret it sincerely

God will surely forgive you

Thanks God!

Don't you think it's crowded in here? l'm sorry!

How's it going? All right?

Everything's alright

Does Miss Yu-san come here daily? Yes

She's coming!...

Action!...

Thanks, Father!

You're coming for a confession?

This is really great!

l'll leave you two alone

Spring, wait for me outside Yes!

Father, l've sin

Everybody is a sinner

Father, your voice's changed

l dreamed and saw God last night

l saw Holy Mart too

We've talked a lot and throat is sore now

We've talked about you Me?!

You're a fallen angel

You've to choose the Mr. Right for you

and he's already here

Have l seen him?

Yes, he's rescued you once

Have you noticed a handsome man who's rescued you?

A handsome man? No!

The one who rescued me looks stupid

He looks quite handsome and a little stupid

You're destined to love him

Don't make Him disappointed

What's it here?

Sing is great in dating girls

Miss Yu-san believe completely

lsn't it father who's inside?!

Of course not!

You two will have 7 sons and 8 daughters

You two will live in Jardine Hill in Hong Kong

You'll have 5 cars... Father!

Your dreams' getting longer and longer

Believe me and you'll be fine

The one inside isn't father

Let me finish

Who is it?

l wanna sit inside!

No, it's crowded here!

You sex maniac, disguise as the father?

Who's sex maniac? lt's you?

Stop pretending!

Spring, let's go!

Miss Yu-san!

Sorry l didn't mean it...

l won't tell this to Mr. Ding Thank you so much!

But hope this won't happen again

Good Grandson!

We're going too far

l've got kicked because of this

but l like her

Who?

The one who kicked me

So what?

l think it's hopeless again

Mr. Ding is coming. Mr. Ding!

My casino is very popular in these 10 years

lf you don't mind, come and help me Good...

Small!

Large 18 times. Why bet on small?

l can see through that

14 points. Large

But l wanna lose Mr. Ding, would you mind?

Fine! Go ahead Sing...

What's so exciting?

Will l be beaten if l don't tell?

No

Then l won't tell

14 points. Large

Does he really see through? Mr. Ding!

Congratulations!...

l'm honoured to have the Mayor

lt's my pleasure!

Sing!

Hey!

How come the two of them are here?!

Never mind

l've talked it over with Wong Kam-kwai

He denied everything between you and him in the cemetery

l expected it

Mr. Ding, Wong Kam-kwai's here

Congratulations, Mr. Ding!

l wish your casino every success

You're not welcome here

You can refuse me

But you can't refuse

our Japanese VlP

Nice to meet you, Mr. Ding!

You're indeed very talented, madam

l'm impressed

Thanks!...

l'm so tired. l can't stand it

l thought she's powerful

lt's only a body double

Stand aside!

Mr. Ding l'm being direct

You want your casino to make money

And l wanna win money too

What do you wanna bet on? Large-small

How many chips can l exchange for these 2 boxes of gold?

Give her 10 million francs

Yes

Sing, wake up! Enemy by doorstep!

Please madam!

Tai-kun

3. 3. 2. 8 points. Small

Good, l'll bet all on Small then

3. 3. 2. 8 points. Small

She wins. Shake it well

1 . 2. 3, 6 points. Small

Open it!

1 . 2. 3, 6 points. Small

Bingo again! Bravo! Bingo again!

She wins

Mr. Ding, we've got to find a solution

lt seems he can see through it

What?

Try and wake Sing Yes

Sing...

This is the most powerful awakening pill

Anybody can wake after taking it

Give it to him, quick

Wake! Sing...

He's awake

What's it?

A guy outside won a lot of money ls he?!

Tai-kun!

Sing... What's that pill of yours?

He fell asleep again lt's like that

We've got to risk!

Miss Yu-san please go over there and help

Or Mr. Ding will lose all his money

How l can help?

Come over here!

Hey, wake up

Come over... Please help us

How l can help?

Lower your head

Sing, l'm Yu-san, how are you?

Miss Yu-san, are you kissing me?

Can you rinse your mouth first next time?

Mr. Ding l can win easily in your casino

You may have to close your business after this game

You're opening and closing your business on the same day

l won't be afraid of your winning

l'm just afraid you won't bet all

l'm betting all on this game

Shake!

Hold it! Tai-kun, how come you're alive? That's great!

How come you're not dead?

Stay aside

How come you're still alive?

We're friend!

Fine!

How come you're still alive?

You're alive too, why can't l?

Let's stop fighting

l didn't expect to see you here

We're in the same boat

Try and return to 1991

l'm not going with you

l'm important here

l'm rich here

lf l go back to 1991

l only got around 100 Renminbi each month

You don't want it, but l want

Please help me

Let's use our power together

l'm coming here to win all money of Ding Lik

and l ain't kidding with you Hey...

Fine, then you can't win Ding Lik

Sing, are you sure?

Bet!

Damn it, l can't see the one below

ls it 1 or 6?

1 is small, 6 is large. Small or large?

lt's small. Believe me

Large or small?!

Don't bet on this game

Why not? You wanna lose face?

Large or small?

l can't see through it this time

Shop bullshitting

l've never lost and won't lose face

Perhaps... lt's large?!

Bet on large

8 points. Small

Wonderful!

l told you and you betted it wrong

She shouldn't have asked you

Your men have got special power

l'm so impressed

But you should give me a chance to win back

We'll play cards in your casino in 10-day time

Mr. Ding, l'll fully support you

l'll wait and see

lf l loss again

Wong Kam-kwai and l leave Shanghai

and vice-versa for Mr. Ding

The mayor is our witness

Mr. Ding, don't buy it

lf she wins, l no longer stay here

Fine, deal!

Let's go!

Hold it, where's my uncle?

You'll know soon

Hey, Tai-kun

Let's give our applause to Sing

Wonderful...

No, thanks!

Good...

Our night club wishes Mr. Ding Lik every success in his casino

and he beats all Japanese out

and find true love

Sing's really great!

Do you want a drink?

Cheer!

Sing's got special power. Great?!

He knows, not you

l've got it too

You're kidding

No! l'll show you

ls your ear real?

Come!...

Sing! Excuse me!

Come!...

What?

Yon can only work when something in-between?

Yes, what's up?

Give me a punch to make me proud

Come on!

You're a nuisance!

Yu-san's kiss made me forget ln-between

l'll go over and see

Are you alright? No!

How is it? lt hurts...

You're really not alright? Yes...

You're naughty

Spring...

Making money is important for a man

l'll give you money what business will you start?

A Chow Tai Fook Jewellery Company

l only know the business of selling buns

You can't make a lot by selling buns You're right

But l know one who becomes rich by selling buns Who?

McDonalds

What a strange name!

lt's a household word!

We've got a director called Mak Dong-hong

and a singer called Madonna

They're so rich

l'll call myself Mcdonfook

lt'll be richer than ever

Then set up a McDonfook Bakery Thank you, Mr. Ding!

Try your best l will

l'm so happy today Sing helped me beat the Japanese

l've got a girlfriend, Yu-san and lots of good friends

l've got something to announce

What?

Miss Yu-san and l will be engaged next month

Good...

Sing... are you alright?

Don't scare me

He's seen several doctors Still no progress

Why?

l know a very good German doctor

l'll ask him to come over

A doctor can't heal love-sick

What did you say?

l said he'd love to have ginseng to cure him

l've got a lot

He can have it every meal

l can do anything to make him recover

The future of Shanghai depends on him

Look after him carefully

Miss Spring!...

What's it?

Sing's got love-sick

Who does he love?

Don't tell the others

Sure

He loves Miss Yu-san

He wants the girl friend of Ding Lik? No...

The first time he saw Miss Yu-san by the river

She's all in white, riding a horse

She smiled at him

But she didn't wanna talk to him the second time

So he's at a loss

ls it... What?

Nothing!

lf l can ask Miss Yu-san to keep him company for a day

Do you think he can get better? Yes

Do you think he can regain his power? Sure!

Fine. Tomorrow l...

No, l'll ask now

Wet-nurse!

Miss Yu-san isn't in

l'm coming for Yu-mong

She's playing in the room

A German doctor has examined her brains

What did he say?

He said she suffered from meningitis when she's small

That obstructed her growth

She's only got a 5-year-old mentality

She's incurable

Let me see her

OK

Yu-mong!

Spring!

You know him?

Let me bring you to him

Thanks

Come out, everybody

What?

Look!

Sweet bean bun!

Here

This one's for you

lt's hot

Sing, grandpa's store opens today

Why do you look so stupid?

She's married somebody else

Find another one

lt's over!...

Can you say something else? lt's over!...

Fook!

Hi! Spring!

Look who's here

Look who's here

Fook! Spring!

l've brought her here

You're really engaged?

No...

Mr. Ding's just kidding!

Really?! Positive!

Did you hear that? She isn't engaged

Go dance and celebrate

Pork buns. Who loves pork buns most?

Who loves freshly baked pork buns?

And lotus buns lard buns, shark fin buns

Smashed bean buns. Guangdong buns

lf you don't love Guangdong buns

try the Shanghai buns

There're also steamed bread, pork buns

Little steamed bread, vegetable buns

My friend, which one would you taste?

No matter which one you will taste

Guangdong buns, Shanghai buns...

Some like Guangdong buns

She's only Yu-san's sister

She's only got a 5-year-old mentality

She's only a kid!

Stop it!

My friend, which one would you taste?

No matter which one you will taste?

Guangdong buns, Shanghai buns...

Some like Guangdong buns

Others prefer Shanghai buns

My friend, do you like Guangdong buns or Shanghai buns

Guangdong buns, Shanghai buns

l love pork buns most...

Wanna kill me? Stand it for a while

lt's tasteless

l think this one's better

Spring! What?

Look how happy Sing and Yu-san are

l've told you, she's Yu-mong

She's only a 5-year-old kid

They're happy anyway

Mong means dream. lt's a romantic name

What tic?

Romantic

l have a name in mind which suits you

What? Withered-dream!

Damn you

Just kidding

Look, how beautiful

Don't go away Spring!

l'll kill you

Yu-san seems so strange?

How strange?

She doesn't talk, just smile

She speaks French

Really? Teach me French

But you should have a French name first

Give me one

You're called Comment Allez-vous, OK...!

ls there any better?

This one is fine. Don't go away!

Comment Allez-vous...

Kar-lun

Give me a kiss, will you?

lf only you kiss me, everything...

Return so early Yes

Sing, come here and have some tea OK!

Mr. Ding!

Sing, what happened to your mouth?

A cat bit me

Where've you been today?

Outing. l'm so happy

You've got to be careful

The Japanese woman and Wong Kam-kwai are cruel

They can do everything

l count on you for the gamble 10 days later

Don't worry, Mr. Ding

Yu-san, something's for you

New from France

Change your plaster Sure!...

Come...

Mr. Ding, excuse me

Sing's very talented an excellent gambler

But he appears crazy most of the time

l must find him a girlfriend

Which type of girl does he like?

How do l know?

Don't. Not here

She's coming...

Miss Yu-san!

l understand. Because Mr. Ding's here

You dare not talk to me

Do you have time tomorrow? Let's go out again

What're you saying? l don't get it

Nobody's around Don't treat me like that

We're so happy together today

Please don't go too far

You deserve...

They're 2 different persons

Right...

No, your grandpa says...

Of course you say that

You've neglected me since you found Spring

You're wrong

l don't know what Spring's thinking

Let me tell you, Spring's my grandma

So she's your...

Mom

Your wife

Your wedding picture

ls still hung in my home in 1991 Really?

Believe it or not

What's it? l wanna throw up

You should

What's this noise?

lt rings! lndeed?!

Mr. Ding... The phone is ringing

Mr. Ding isn't around. You answer it

Hello!

Sing, l'm Brother Ng

You finally called me

l couldn't get through these 2 days

Me either

Listen carefully

l'm in Shanghai. lt's 1937 now

What?

lt's ridiculous but you've got to believe me

l'm in Shanghai in 1937

How come?

Because l challenged Tai-kun with my power

As far as l know

the power at its height will change the time

and l was sent many years back

What should l do?

Try and find some men with special power

Use the same method

See if they can bring me back

l see

Our latest anti-terrorists equipment

5 feet 7 human body

Automatic pistol, grenade, gas mask

Hey! One more

Hold it! They can't escape

Pistol with infrared detector. Take it

Wait!

Sing, l'll rescue you

Don't talk too much with him

l'm Commissioner Wong. Who are you?

l'm the Shanghai Saint of Gamblers in 1937

l'm Scissors' Legs

No matter it's 1937 or 1997

l'm hurrying to have a meeting

l wanna talk to Brother Ng

Or l'll smash your head with a punch

You'll smash my head?

My legs will break your neck

Keep it short with him

Don't hang up yet. Hello...

He's really in Shanghai in 1937

You can call him from here?

Don't take me for an idiot

He's not Sing? How come Yu-mong has seen him?

And Ding Lik will surely die

Of course lf my daughter marries Ding Lik

he won't be on the defensive

We can kill him before the wedding banquet

We, the Japanese are indeed proud of you

We let you be the Mayor and you're indeed helpful

Thank you!

We've to kill Ding Lik first

That Chow Sing Cho isn't an obstacle

Hey!

You've heard all we've said

l don't wanna talk to a traitor

l'm a traitor. What about your dad?

He's not a traitor

Right, he's not a traitor

He's a dog of the traitors

You hit me?

Yu-san

Why did you push my daughter down there?

She's heard all Stop it!

This isn't time for asking who's responsible

Your daughter's dead Who will Ding Lik marry?

Her!

Her?!

She's my daughter a little mentally retarded

Doesn't matter. She looks like Yu-san

Be good, drink!

You're not Yu-mong now. You're Yu-san

Ding Lik's your fiance

l'll kill you if you don't follow my words

Drink!

Mayor!

Lik!

How's Miss Yu-san?

Not serious. Just got a flu

Yu-san, how are you?

Yu-san, are you alright?

Miss Yu-san!

Though Sing is our very good friend

You can't do that

She acted strangely because she's not feeling well

Don't... Mr. Ding!

Don't Mr. Ding!

Lik!

Mr. Ding!

Lik!

Though l'm very handsome

you shouldn't do that in front of Mr. Ding

You got that?

Please, don't be too extreme

l beg you, please don't

You've got a strange temper l'm at a loss

What do you want? Tell me!

Where's Mr. Ding?

Gone. He asked you to meet him at the club

Something important to discuss with you OK!

Sing, why did Mr. Ding ask for you?

lt's been several hours he's still not arrived

Why?

ls he mad with you since his girl loves you?

Don't be silly

Let's play safe. Let's go

This isn't a good idea What?

When Hui Man-keung stepped out of here the other night

he got shot

lf we stepped out, maybe...

Let's wait here a bit longer

Until when?

Anybody?

No!...

No!... Look carefully

No, don't worry

Nothing happened

We should be careful You're right

Wong Kam-kwai?

Hey Don't touch me yet

So it's Wong Kam-kwai

How come the Mayor's with him?

The Mayor is also a traitor

So it's Wong instead of Ding who asked you to come

So you're the traitor too

l would've beaten the hell out of you Yes

You won't do it? l'll

Hey!

Why?...

You've got no using value

Hey!

Who is it?

He's a brilliant fighter of Japan

Sing, help!...

Rescue him

Are you grandpa or uncle?

He's my uncle

He and Tai-kun are in my hand

Good grandson!

What do you want?

You must know

Uncle, grandpa, to rescue you...

l have to give up myself to this female beast

Come over!

Damn you!

You thought l liked you?

l want you to kill Ding Lik

That's impossible

He's very kind to me. l can't

Can you?

Wong Kam-kwai, the punishment

Pull! Don't

Yes

Watch out!

lt's been lengthened! Don't...

You don't know him

My uncle's a hero

He won't give in

Dad, l can't believe he said such things

You should try the punishment

Take them out

Fook!

Yu-san! Spring!

Spring!

Sing, don't believe them

She's Yu-mong, mentally retarded

What did you say?

They're twins

Ding Lik loves the elder sister You love the idiot

ldiot? Where's Yu-san?

She's killed

Right. l killed her. So what?

Let her off!

Take the 2 of them to... Don't

They can't stand it

Let her finish

They really can't stand it

l promise you, let them off

Take them inside. Let Chow Tai Fook off

How about me?

Stay and continue!

Don't!

l've loosened you. Go away

Use your hands to loosen me, please

Stupid

Haven't they cracked? What do you think?

Come on! Yes

Loosen him!

What do you want from us?

Kill Ding Lik

Kill him?

lt's no use to force me

l just can't kill him Right

Hypnotize yourself

You can kill him when you hate him

Hypnotize?

Follow me

l must kill this fucking Ding Lik!

Kill this fucking Ding Lik

She shouted like that in front of me

She sounded hysterical and looked horrible

And l found she's a fool

And l walked out of there

You just walked out?

Because l have special power

You can't see me...

and l was out of there

Mr. Ding, sit here

The Japanese must have a set-up

We can't lose in the gamble the day after tomorrow

Sing, it's too noisy

What did you say? Again!

l can't hear you!

What?

Oh, sorry!

Mr. Ding, don't worry

l know the Japanese will surrender 8 years later

because the Americans bombed...

lt's hard

Wanna try some?

Sing, what do you wanna say?

The milk is in your study room

Let me play some chess

Sing, answer me

What?

Do you like Miss Yu-san very much?

Why?

l treasure friends more than women

And the country's now depend on you

l'll let you have Yu-san if you love her

So that you can concentrate

Sing are you alright?

Yes. You're very kind to me

l'm so sorry

Mr. Ding!?

l'm a bit thirsty

You seem to be very thirsty

You drink in whatever you want here

but behave yourself in outside

The Japanese have a kind of drug

to poison important Chinese persons

Many great fighters died because of this

This drug has several features

First, you'll feel extremely excited

Second, mist will come out of you

Third, you can't control your limbs

Then you'll feel cold get a cramp and die

Sing, are you alright?!

l'm fine

Fine l'm fine!

You look pale

l'll be fine

Are you sure? Much better!

You look pale

l'll call doctor

Sing Yes!

l'm cool in this leather tie

Come in!

Why didn't kill him?

Sing, are you helping the Japanese?

l can't help it

That woman caught my uncle and Yu-mong

threaten to kill them

Yu-mong?

She's the twin sister of Yu-san

l've been mistaking her for Yu-san

The Mayor is a traitor

Yu-san's killed by Wong Kam-kwai

The one we visited was Yu-mong not Yu-san

Then you come back to kill me

You know l just can't kill you

You've been so nice. l don't wanna do it

Sing, take it

You're a smart guy

lf killing me can save them

take it

Hope after you rescue them

kill the woman and Wong for me and for Yu-san

Take it...

Top killer!

Sing Quick

l'm sorry, Mr. Ding. He's my son

Hold it!

There must be some other ways

lf only we can take something from Mr. Ding

and take it to her

and then announced the death of Mr. Ding

Maybe this works

So what will you take from me?

These teeth are the only thing left

Only teeth are left? Yes...

We've bombed him. lt's in the news

Please let my son off

and also Yu-Mong and Spring?

Don't, Ding Lik's still alive

Sing

Say it again

Sing

Sing...

Fook... Spring...

Spring, how are you?

Sing...

She can call you!

She can call your name!

Sing...

Spring... Fook!

Sing...

Fine

Why don't you speak to Yu-mong?

How can l? She's mentally retarded

She's just a 5-year-old kid

You should've told me earlier

Why are you staring at me?

She takes me for a brother

or a father

And you can take her for a daughter or sister

and be kind to her

Dating isn't the only thing between you

Really?! Sure

Sing

Don't cry! Stop crying...

Sing, she's crying!

Talk to her

Yu-mong...

Sing...

Yu-mong...

Sing...

Don't be afraid!

Dad, dinner's ready. The food is good

How dare you!

Dad, don't be mad

Stop it!

You traitor

Listen, if you stop now and let us off

we're still related

A lot of Japanese are outside

You've got no way out even if l let you off

How come you're caught by them?

The other night l tried to find you

Suddenly, l was here

The Japanese woman has caught me and Tai-Kun

Have they stolen your phone?! How do you know?

l saw it and use it

And l could put it through to Hong Kong

You could? Yes!

Who did you call?

The weather forecast!

Damn you You should've called Brother Ng

and asked him to rescue us

Listen

That damn phone doesn't always work

So?

Call until somebody answer

l'll castrate myself if you don't regret it

Don't do it

l'm trying to call

lt must be put through

Mr. Loong. Your call

Who is it?

Brother Ng, l'm Tat

Where are you indeed?

We're back in time

We're in Shanghai 1937

We're caught by a Japanese woman

lt's 76, Ha Fai Road

Tell Sing that l've found men who've got special power

to come rescue you

Quick that...

Hello...

You said you can take objects in different space

Why doesn't it work?

But l can't take off others' pants

They're tight

l know how to hypnotize

l can influence the mind of others

and make them follow my words

But l must pick those who look stupid Why?

Smart guys have stronger will power difficult to be manipulated

This one is great

Take the key and let us out

Open the door right now!...

What?

Open the door

Quickly! Open the door!

Quickly, l can't afford

Oh god!

Force is the most practical thing

A real top killer

You bet!

You're still an effeminate top killer

Top killer Yes

You protect them and go first

Any further mission?

Watch your step OK!

Go quick...

Sing...

Quick

Stop moving. Kick yourself

Punch yourself

Another punch

You can't manipulate me with that

Hey!

My call

Fine!

Stop it

l wanna speak to Loong Ng

Shit, call me this late

Tell him l'll arrest him soon

He stole the police equipment

and took all men with special power away

l'm now being locked

l can't stand it anymore

No big deal

Use your fingers and stab

Now you stabbed his eyes?

No, l've stabbed into his nostrils

Scratch until all this air comes out

lt's off. Great

You bet

l've taught Kung-fu through the phone years ago

Where's Loong Ng

l'm locked by a so-called ghost lock

This is difficult

Ask all senior cops to come in

Yes, Sir!

Any idea?

This kind of lock is very powerful

Let's find a way

Stab his eyes

Surrender

Damn you

You're now in trouble

How can you save yourself?

l'll use the Kung-fu of stealing

Steal!...

Have you stolen it?

Yes, it's big

Stop talking

l'll teach you Scissors Legs

You jump, with legs touching the wall

Turn 180 degree leg gripping his neck

ls he who shouts?

lt's me

Haven't you used Scissors Leg?

l'll save for further use

l was caught by a so-called twist lock

That's even more powerful

Any solutions?

Shoot him...

Shoot him...

l haven't got a pistol!

What have you got?

Just a phone

Hit him with it

You've broken my phone give me a new phone

Sing

Sing

Why are you coming back?

Hit me, don't hit her

l'm cutting Scissors Legs

lmpressed?

Very!

Say sorry then

Sorry

Say to her

Sorry Miss

Fine

Hey!

Scissors Leg is indeed great

Yu-mong, how are you?

Fine... Since he said sorry

Don't be afraid. Stop crying

There's no reason for her to love me

l don't get it

Don't worry, nobody is around

l've said there's no way out

Shake... Don't

Save that. Home now

Go away

Mr. Ding, how come Sing haven't returned?

The Saint of Gamblers seems dare not appear

Give us another 15 minutes

Fine, then you'll lose with no regrets

He'll be treated as loser if he doesn't show up

Remember if you lose

you've to leave Shanghai

Sing, can special power resist bullets?

Sure Fine!

But you'll die afterwards Fuck you

Shoot!

Get down! OK!

Brother Ng, time's up

l know!

Sing

Brother Ng, you're on time

Where's uncle?

He's in the punishment room

Go quickly Yes,Sir

This one who's 7 feet tall

How did you come here?

l've found the Association Of Special Power

40 members used their special power and sent me here

But after 15 minutes

they'll use power again and bring me back

Let's go!

No, not now!

Why?

Brother Ng! Sing!

You go back with Brother Ng right away

Yu-mong and l are going to the casino

Look after dad for me Sure

Sing, how you come back?

You ask those members to use power after an hour

l'll do mine here

lf we can connect, l may go back

You may not succeed. Go with us now

No, l've something to do

That is!

Hey!

lt's already half an hour, Mr. Ding

There's nothing you can do

Fine l'll gamble it myself

What's so funny?

He overestimates himself!

l'm here, fine

Please look after Yu-mong for me

And...

Sorry, Mr. Ding, l'm late!

Alright, sit down!

Give me Vitasoya, no, a cup of tea

With ice, please

l'll see how can you win me

What're you doing here?

Who said you're gambling today?

Haven't you lost enough? Get out!

lf not me, who's going to gamble?

A famous gambler

The French God of Gamblers Pierre Cashion!

The French God of Gamblers?

So what am l doing?

Take my shoes

The French God of Gamblers has special power

He seems to be more powerful than Tai-kun Yes

Can you manage?

l'll do my best

Each side has chips worth 10 million francs

The one who loses all is loser

l've to test the cards!

The cards are fine

My turn

That's no big deal

Fine for me too

The game starts

French God of Gamblers? With all your chips!

The same move?!

This is me

Fine! l'll follow

Well?! What?

Nothing!

Mutual interference of special power

Again Queen, l want Queen

Who's that? Looks ridiculous!

l don't want a beauty queen but a real Queen

Q!

Damn! l've used up all my power

Open the cards

Fine, you first

You first

You first

So you're not opening your cards?

Yes, l won't. You first

l don't wanna go first too

Let's not gamble. Let's divide the money

That's a good idea!

What're you two doing?

Kids shouldn't interfere with adults business

We won't open the cards. Break even

Another game!

Are you alright?

My power have been used up at the moment

What?

Don't worry, the same of him

l've to bet him without special power

See who's the lucky one

You bid...

All your chips out!

Sorry, it isn't your turn

Yours' only a 2

Please bid!

All chips up!

Good boy!

Fine, chips out too

Can l hold half of them?

No way!

Of course l know

Hold it, l want something larger!

Large? Your head?

Yes, you're right. l want your head

Miss Yu-san was killed by this beast

so l'm betting with my head on his

You're crazy!

Afraid? So we're the winner

Fine, bet on your head

Miss...

Stop it!

You should prepare for risking your life

Since we've paid you so much

Stop looking around. lt's with me

Suit is larger, my friend

How about this?

l want you, your family

that Japanese lady over there

and all your relatives...

Yours ancestors, and all their heads Excuse me

Use you special power and change the card

Quick!

You'll get rewards if l win

Fine. l'll use my power

Don't

Remember me?

l've used my power and get your Heart 3 to the other side

They've got a suit. You take care

Fine, you curse my relatives Same to you

l have a suit! Just open that

Mr. Chow, another side follows you Please show your cards

Open...

Open your cards

The book says...

He's beaten once by a mysterious guy

called Comment Allez-vous

l'll but wait

Ladies and gentleman, anybody here...

called Comment Allez-vous

Please stand up

Mr. Ding do you know such person?

What do you want him for?

lt's difficult to explain

l must have him to win this game

You yourself is Comment Allez-vous

Stop kidding. My head will be cut if we lose

Who's kidding? Look!

French God of Gamblers Pierre Cashion

versus China Saint of Gamblers Comment Allez-vous

l'm Comment Allez-vous?

When did l have such name?

Spring told me that...

you're called Comment Allez-vous

Didn't you know?

l am?!

The book says Comment Allez-vous won

They won't lie to me

Tai-kun knows how to change the cards

How can l win? The book won't be wrong

Open or you'll lose and your heads too

Mr. Chow, if you still don't open it you'll lose

lt can't be wrong

What are you saying?

Maybe Jesus gives me back a suit

Are you crazy?

l think only Jesus can help you now

This is the only way-out

Jesus, help!

Change!

You want a 3? Mine's 3

Real 3! Who will win?

He's got two pairs. You have AQJ123

Of course he's winning

Thanks, Jesus!

l'm not Jesus. Do l look like Him?

Why did you change cards again and again?

What about this game?

l'm setting you up!

How much did they pay you?

That isn't the point l can't stand you anymore

l'm not a man if l don't hit you

Bitch! Dead?!

Wong Kam-kwai, give me your head!

Don't move any closer

or l'll blow her brains off

Sing expected this

l'll let you decide

Later, l won't win if without you

How come so windy?

They're using their power to bring me back

But l've used up my power l can't connect

l'll help you one more time

Thank you so much

Mr. Ding, people from my time are bringing me back

l must go now, goodbye!

Really?! Yes!

Sing, take care

l will

l'll tell everybody

the real Ding Lik is more handsome than the one on TV

What're you saying?

l've finished my words

Tai-kun, you've helped me What about yourself?

l'd rather stay and be rich

l'm using my power, you got prepared

OK

Go with me, Yu-mong

Quick!

You really bring her back?

Yes, l'll take her back to 90's

to cure her back to normal

No way!

What?

Look at her

How come?

She lives in 30's

She'll die of old age in 90's

Push her away

Sing

Mr. Ding

My final wish is

please take care of Yu-mong for me

Don't worry. l will

Had we meet earlier my heart would've been with you

And to this day, love never falls

Yu-mong!

You have to go back to USA?

Yes. l'll learn arts of gambling from God of Gamblers

and forget the past

Go and learn, but don't touch girls

l won't

l won't fall in love again

Yee-mong?!

Yee-mong! Naughty guy!

Wait for me!

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