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Yeah, I'll look into that.
Yes.

Thank you.

No kissing scene!

Ms. Reena is against it.

Yes, she used to do it

but after marriage
she doesn't want to do it.

Yeah, she is fine with the bikini scene
but no two-piece.

One-piece with a sarong on top.

Lovemaking scene?

That was never in the script!

How can you add it now?

I'm getting another call.
I'll call you back.

You've got quite an interesting job.

You have no idea.

Talent Manager?

Lawyer.

-Hi, I am--
-Leave it.

You're good-looking.

Your watch must be worth 1,00,000 rupees.

Does it cost more?

You earn well.

Don't look over there
but the girl sitting there

has been eyeing you for over ten minutes.

You definitely have a chance with her.

Go.

Go.

Bollywood heartthrob,
Jatin Singh is now our client.

That's true.

I deserve a promotion, sir.

That's true.

And two months of paid leave as well.

That's--

THE POWER OF A SLAP

-Leave me.
-No, I am not leaving you.

-Hey, listen to me.
-No!

You surely have someone in Pune.

-No, my love!
-Don't lie.

Are you mad?

Yeah, Mom.
I'll call you back.

Hey.

Hi.

Okay, bye.

Bye.

It was just sex.

You broke up with him last week.

Now you're back with him!
Is this some kind of a joke?

It was just sex!

The sole heir of Vardhan Industries.

Rishi Vardhan.

Will he move from Mumbai from Pune?

Never!
When you know what the problem is

then, either do something about it
or move on.

I wonder why people compromise

when they're going
regret in the future.

Yes, Ms. Front Page.

And I thought you
don't date your clients.

-That's just--
-What?

You said these actors' oiled up muscles
seem like deep-fried wedges to you.

I guess your diet steered
out of control with Jatin Singh.

I don't want to discuss about it.

She does.

After all, she must be excited
about her future son-in-law.

Yes! She has only
one excitement in life.

"Sia, get married.

Get married."

Why don't you get married?

Hey, where's Sia Malhotra's cabin?

Yeah.

Go right in there.

Third cabin to the left.

-Cool, thanks.
-You're welcome.

Hey, who was that?

Is he an actor?

Writer.

A film's being made on his book.

And the tough one's on page five.

They can't make any changes
to the story without your permission.

Don't ask me how I convinced…

I-I am sorry.

I just landed this morning.

Long flights. Delays.

-I can't sleep on flights--
-It's okay.

Coffee?

Can I get a bed?

What?

A sofa will do as well.

For now, you'll have
to settle for coffee.

Cool.

Shall we?

We serve coffee in the office.

That sofa looks very tempting.

The coffee shop will be a better option.

But, what was the problem?

They had a problem with
the ending of your book.

And we wanted to get
you the final approval.

Hey, stop!

They didn't like the book's ending.

Obviously.

I mean, people usually prefer
happy endings in films. And…

And they think my book has a sad ending.

Yes.

Wait! Do you think that as well?

How does that matter, Mr. Sarin?

Varun.

Varun.

You can't make everyone happy, right?

That's her.

Jatin Singh's ex.

She looked hot in the pictures.

In real life, she's pretty ordinary.

Really?

Yeah, can I please have a…

Is it that confusing?

I am just so used to
Koffi Shoffi in London.

By the way, you have to
try the "Varun Bean Latte" there.

Just imagine!
She slapped Jatin Singh.

If you want to break up,
do it in private.

Why should she announce it
to the whole world?

Show some class, man.

I have to make a phone call.

I'll be outside.

Leave it. How does it matter to me?

What nonsense! When did we meet?

Pammi, what is he saying?

You and him…

No Shalu, he's lying.

Pammi, when we secretly
went out to have golgappas

-didn't you fall in love with me?
-No, I didn't!

She isn't denying that we had golgappas.

-No--
-Pammi, you never told me

that you're having an affair
with such a cute guy.

Don't worry about anything.

I won't tell your husband about it.

Pammi darling, you're young and hot.

A bombshell like you should
be with me, sweetheart.

-Why did you slap me?
-What do you mean?

I mean you could've told me politely.

You could have called
the security as well.

You know, show some class, man.

These women I tell you.

They'll do anything for attention.

Marry him!

What?

He saved your honor, Sia.

I wasn't being kidnapped by gangsters.

That doesn't even
happen on TV soaps now.

The guy's done so much in real life.

That's it.
He's a hero. Marry him.

Today was our first meeting.

Then think of it
as an arranged marriage.

This is what happens.

"Hi. Hello. Welcome.

Take him out for some tea, dear."

You took him for coffee.

Hello, Aunt.

Sia likes the guy.

Which one?

The guy from London or Birmingham?

No one, Mom.

Pats is having one of her episodes.

Is everything fine?

This is your third
phone call since morning.

Do I need an excuse
to talk to my daughter?

Mom!

Anyway, when are you coming to London?

I am trying, Mom.

I'll inform you as soon as I have a plan.

But, aren't you going next week?

Bye, Mom.

I hope she agrees for it.

She will.

Mom, what is all this?

Thank God, you're here.
I thought your flight might be delayed.

-My bag--
-Forget the bag.

I'll tell you everything
in the car, Sia.

-What do I--
-Get ready or else we'll get late.

Your dress and jewelry
are on your bed.

You must do your makeup first.

-Just a minute.
-You ask too many questions.

Sia, please!

It will look terrible if
the guests arrive before the bride.

-Okay, wait.
-Yes.

Who is the bride?
Whose wedding is it?

It's your wedding.

-What?
-Yeah. Come on, prep her.

Quickly.

-But…
-What's wrong with you?

Mom!

Sia, why can't you be a little patient?

You knew I was coming?

When you didn't call at midnight

I knew you're coming in person.

Mom!

I am desperately trying
to maintain myself

and you're telling the entire
neighborhood that I've turned 50.

Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday!

How long are you here for?

I just got here and you're
already asking when I'm leaving.

You can tell me if you have some plans.
I can leave.

Shut up. As if I have some plans.

How do I say this?

Okay?

Sia…

-Mom, I don't want to get married--
-I am getting married.

Wait. What?

I am getting married.

-Okay.
-His name's Nishant.

He's an architect here in London.

I am sorry.
I know I shouldn't have taken…

such an important decision
without discussing with you first.

It just happened.

Mom, are you happy?

Very happy.

Then, you don't need
anyone's permission.

Definitely not mine.

I love you so much.

I'm so happy for you.

I should tell your father, right?

Absolutely not.

It's been 15 years since your divorce.

And he didn't even wait for the divorce.

Yeah.

Okay, listen.

The guests at the wedding
are surely going to ask me.

At least now get married Sia.

Mom, what's wrong with you?

I love you, my child.

Is aunt marrying one
of her psycho patients?

He was never her patient.

One of their common friends
set up the appointment.

It was not serious.

By the way Pats, I don't think
there's a fabric store out here.

Are you at the right address?

The address seems right,
but the store's wrong.

It's the right one, ma'am.

Turn around.

Pats, when will you grow up?

You two were never going
to meet up on your own.

You're welcome.

Bend down, dear.

Is this a public garden?

Do you come in here for a stroll?

Son of a gun.

Son of a what now?

Shut up.

You don't want to do a single work

but eat here for free.

Are you a Pakistani?

Indian.

Actually British, but Indian.

Doesn't matter.
We are all the same.

Most people out here are dull.

But we are he active ones.

True.
I mean, of course.

No! You can talk in English.

I understand English really well.

Do you need another one?

What would you like?

Varun Bean Latte.

Varun…

Your Varun Bean Latte, ma'am.

Oh, thank you.

Hey.

What?

I never imagined you'll come
all the way to London for a coffee.

Calm down, Casanova. I am from London.

Really?

Do you always hang around here?

Yeah.

Either here or upstairs in my apartment.

Aunt said that a beautiful Indian
girl is asking for Varun Bean Latte.

But you're from London.

I came to surprise
my mom on her birthday.

But she surprised me.

She is getting married.

And you're like "you can't
get married, etcetera"!

Not at all.

I am very happy for her.

Oh, so you're not that grumpy.

Excuse me.

I guess I can ask you out for dinner.

I don't think so.

Ma'am, you've already spoiled your
reputation by drinking coffee with me.

By the way, she threw
a slipper at me this morning.

-Oh, God!
-And you're my witness.

What about a dinner with me?

I am flattered but,
first, I don't date my clients.

And second, you're not my type.

It's not a date.

You took me out for such
a coffee in India.

I am just returning the favor.

And you're not my type either.

Really?

Pretty, intelligent, successful!
Not your type?

So, you're one of
those who like dumb girls.

"Oh, my God! You're a writer.

You must know so many big words."

"You actually turned out to be funny.

Are you actually like this
or just trying to be my type?"

Oh, please!

Are you this persistent
or just trying to bribe your lawyer?

Seriously?
Listen, not a date. Just dinner.

Okay, Ciprianis. 8:30 p.m. tonight.

Oh! I love Ciprianis.

Sia. Meet Anu, my girlfriend.

-Hi.
-Oh. Hi.

Where did this vamp
turn up in the story?

Why?

Isn't there a new twist
in your daily soaps?

And anyway, I am the vamp
in Varun and Anu's story.

Whatever!

Don't wear those.

Wear the silver ones.

He'll be floored, Sia.

He has a girlfriend.

Vamp! Remember!

Sia, Aren't vamps human beings?

Don't they have emotions?

Shut up, Pats.

So, no drugs, no alcoholism.

No family history of heart disease.

I'll send my medical report tomorrow.

No, there's no need for that.

Are you signing a prenup agreement?

As you say.

I am only interested in Radhika.

Not in her property and jewelry.

By the way, how much property
and jewelry do you have?

-I have enough of it.
-Good.

Okay, one last question.

-Stop it, Sia.
-But, Mom…

You're pretty fast.

I didn't expect to meet your
parents on our second meeting.

I asked you to come at 8:30 p.m.

Now that you're here,
would you like to join us, son?

-No, Mom, he'll wait at the bar.
-Sure.

No, Mom.

Sit quietly.

Okay, Nishant, last question.

Where are you two going
to live after your wedding?

We decided that we'll sell my place

and I'll move in with your mom.

When did we decide that?

You love your apartment, Nishant.

And your life is in your house, Radhika.

You've been living
in your home for 30 years.

Your kitchen, your garden, Sia's room…

Every wall, every corner's
related with some memory.

How can I take that away from you?

Okay.

So, tell us, when are
you two getting married?

What?

Sia and me?

We aren't even friends yet.

-Yeah.
-Are we?

I was very nervous about this dinner.

Thank God you turned up early.

Though you turned up early by mistake.

We're friends. It's the least I can do.

-It's abiding by it.
-No.

So what?
I love Maine Pyaar Kiya.

-So…
-Seriously?

"Pigeon, please go away."

Shut up.

Mom and I would watch it every Sunday.

Dad would get so irritated.

I guess he was the only
sensible person in your family.

Sia.

Sia, did I pass?

-Yes.
-Thank you.

I'll go get the car.

Were you going to send me in a taxi?

Maybe?

By the way, you must have a lot to do

for the wedding preparations, right?

I will help you out.

No, I'll handle it.

That's the problem with her.

Exactly! That's why I am not asking her.

You don't understand, Mom.
He might have

some "other" plans with "someone else".

But he's offering to help us.
What is your problem?

Exactly, Sia!
What is your problem?

I am not that bad.

But she's been like this since childhood.

And I've been helpful since childhood.

Yes, but no one can correct Sia.

Don't worry. I am here now.
We'll change her.

What?

I was deciding your number.

Number?

Out of all my boyfriends,

you're the third one.

Yeah, third best.

You know, I think I'll miss you.

Come on.

You'll not even remember
my name in some days.

Goodbye, my sexy writer.

Shit!

I said that I don't need your help.

-You insisted and then--
-You know, Anu…

You've made a mistake!
Accept it.

Don't make excuses.

I hate people who are not punctual.

And you are never on--
What?

Shit.

This store is closing down.

Yeah.

It must be because of
economy and recession.

They might not be making money.

All the lawyers are just worried
about your money.

You've a calculator in place of a heart.

And artist like you are
always lost in your imaginary world.

Maximum people order books online.

I read your book on Kindle.

No wonder you didn't like it.

The experience of holding a book…

That…

That smell of a book.

Can we go now?

We've to meet Tanya
before the cake tasting.

You may go. I'll meet you later.

Then, why did you waste my time?

I am feeling bad.

This place is like my…

a part of my childhood.

Sorry.

What you want me to hug you now?

Come.

And yeah…
it's just a friendly hug.

Don't get any ideas.

You do have a heart as well.

Oh, my God!

Who is Tanya?

Hi.

Varun, that's Tanya. My little sister.

I didn't know you had a sister.

Half sister.

-Same dad, different moms.
-Okay.

-Boyfriend?
-Friend.

But why not?
Whatever!

So, you guys have to come
to my party tonight.

The theme is Bollywood

and I've just sent you the invite.

Yeah.
Be there.

Okay, fine.
What did you want to talk to me about?

Oh, are you talking about that?

Basically, I've decided that I
cannot be a virgin on my 18th birthday.

So, there's a guy in my class.

He's damn cute.

So, after the party, we're doing it.

It's high time.

Coffee? Anyone?

Frappe. Low fat, please.
Thanks.

Yeah. Sia?

No, I am okay. Thanks.

Good.

What have you decided?

Tanya.

Tanya.

Tanya, wait.

Stop or I'll…

What will you do?

-Will you call Dad?
-Yes.

Really?

Will you call Dad after 15 years?

I don't think so.

Listen, breathe in, breathe out.

She thinks it's fun.

Wasn't it fun for you as well?

But she is only 18.

How old were you when you…

You know…

I think we are going to party tonight.

Deepika?

Sridevi.

What about your costume?

I am Salman Khan.

Oh, my God!

What are you wearing?

The outfit from--

-The theme was Bollywood, right?
-It got canceled.

Didn't you get my message?

It's a white theme party now.

You'll have to leave now, right?

How sad!

By the way…

Hotel Crimson.

Room 612.

It's happening tonight.

Do as you please.

Our love is quite funky

Our love is quite funky

The world doesn't let us…

The world doesn't let us do it
It's crazy

Our love is quite funky

Our love is quite funky

Funk

Funk

Funk

It's funky

On the backseat of my Rover

We'll hit a six on every over

Everyone parties with open eyes

I can party even with my eyes closed

My performance is electrifying

Like warrior that strikes

Take you to a movie, or just hang out

Or climb on a TV tower

How long am I going
To hide the pain in my heart?

I won't miss this train of love

How long am I going
To hide the pain in my heart?

I won't miss this train of love

Goodbye, here I go

Goodbye, here I go

The world doesn't let us

The world doesn't let us do it
It's crazy

Funk

Funk

Funk

Funky

Oh, God!

You're 18 and your feeling isn't wrong

Sing this song when the time's right

Yes!

You're 18 and your feeling isn't wrong

Sing this song when the time's right

Wait for some time
And don't be in a hurry

Wait for some time
And don't be in a hurry

Think about it

Think about it, you've a lifetime

Funk

Funk

Funk

Funky

Oh, God!

Funk

Funk

Funk

Funky

Oh, God!

Funk

Funk

Funk

Funky

Oh, God!

Come on, Sridevi.
Move it.

Shut up.

Can I do the talking?

Trust me.

Okay.

-Hey, Shawn.
-Hi.

I am sorry, Tanya.

Please wear your clothes.
We need to talk.

Did you come to lecture me?

No. I came to wish you luck.

What…
What are you doing here?

Babe.

We're talking.
Stand there quietly.

Tell me.

So… are you excited?

Yeah.

-Are you scared?
-Not at all.

Everyone does it.
It's no big deal.

Exactly. Everything's perfect.

Just the way you wanted. Right?

Right.

Wait.

Something's wrong.

Babe.

Just shut up!

You are sure about this, right?

Obviously.

Shawn is the cutest guy in my class.

Babe!

What's up?

What?

Listen, you can trust me.

Oh, please!
You're playing for the enemy team.

How can I trust you?

Screw that.

Tell me what the problem is.

I…

I wanted it to be special.

Nice hotel, wine, flowers.

It's all here but…

it somehow isn't.

First times are highly overrated.

There's only one thing special about it.

And that's how you feel.

None of this matters.

Just listen to your heart.

It's because the heart is never wrong.

You know what…

whoever your girlfriend is…

she is one lucky girl.

Well, I don't have one now.

But I will definitely tell the next one.

What?

Anu?

What happened?

Oh, that…

Our expiry date came up.

What nonsense!

I am speaking the truth.

Mom…

you are sure about Nishant, right?

Is there a problem?

No, but, what if just like dad he…

You and dad had
such an intense romance.

You guys eloped and got married, and yet…

-Yet we got divorced.
-Exactly.

I was 21

when I met your dad in Medical College.

Now I am 50.

I am not that Radhika anymore.

Yeah, but what's the guarantee
that Nishant and you…

Guarantee?

My sweetheart, love never
comes with a guarantee of happiness.

But this is the only way to love.

To love wholeheartedly.

You cannot put conditions on love.

Silly girl! It seems you want a guarantee.

Thank you for the massage.

-Good night.
-Good night.

Just tell him.

Varun is the one
you've been waiting for.

Cross out point number one.

He's never been on time.

Yes, but he romances like Raj.

He has the intensity of Rahul.

And the values of Prem.

Just go ahead and tell him today.

Varun, I… love…

Excuse me, Ms. Chandni,
please go and sit somewhere else.

This table is reserved.

Oh God, Sia.

It's all my fault.

You turned into an
alcoholic because of me.

Sorry. I am a little drunk.

You look so cute when you're drunk.

I like you.

I like you as well.

No, I mean I really…
I really like you.

I like you. You are cute.

We should do something about it, right?

Sia, I am not…

I am so crazy.

You're gay.

Of course.

You're too cute to be straight.

What? No!

What? Are you not cute?

I am not gay.

Then, what's the problem?

I am not right for you.

What are you saying?

Look at your scores, dude.

Perfect!

Look, I'm sure you want someone who'll
be with you for the rest of your life.

I can't do that, Sia.

-What?
-Okay, let me explain.

I think every relationship
has an expiry date.

And after that, it comes to an end.

Then, either people separate

or stay together thinking
that at least they've someone.

And, what do you do?

I start from the end.

End?

Yeah, as in, why do I give a chance to

pain, sorrow, fights, quarrels?

Just finish it before that.

In my case, seven weeks.

So, you sold the same
scheme to Anu as well.

Yeah, but she knew what she was doing.

But you…

you might get hurt.

You know what, Varun?

Thanks for caring.

Hello.

Obviously, I was sleeping.

Yeah, the lights were on because…

-Tell me.
-What?

Don't waste my time, Varun.

I don't talk to anyone
for more than seven minutes at night.

Come on, Sia.

Why? Do you have a copyright
on setting time limits?

Listen, I am sorry.

It's just that I don't
have too many friends

and I don't want to lose you now.

I mean, if you still
consider me a friend.

Of course, I do.

So, we're okay?

Yeah.

Sure?

Of course!
Do you want me to hug you?

Come.

I'll…
I'll see you tomorrow.

Yeah.

So…

what happened last night…

it clearly shows that
there's something between us.

Why don't we give each other a chance

and not have this seven week
ticking time bomb on our heads.

But that's the same thing as--

It won't be.

It's because you haven't
heard my plan yet.

Okay.

I just think that instead
of meeting every day,

we get to know someone
over a period of time.

Over a period of time?

It sounds like a clause from
one of your legal contracts.

That reminds me something!

Oh, no! That's your list.

So, the plan is called
Tuesdays and Fridays.

We'll meet only two days a week.

What?

I mean we'll be together
on Tuesdays and Fridays.

What about the other days?

We won't be together
on the rest of the days.

You can date anyone you want.

But that's not fair, right?
I can be with anyone and

you'll wait for me
on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Excuse me, even I can date anyone I want.

Oh!

So, here's the first rule of T&F.

Don't talk about it.

If you're on a date
with someone on other days,

and we bump into each other

then, I will not abuse
the girl who is with you.

But if I catch you with someone
else on Tuesdays and Fridays…

then I will not spare that chick.

Rule number two.

Don't slip up.

No random hookups.

No sex until the third date.

Wait. One second.

What if she seduces me?

I will not spare that chick.

Rule number three.

Last rule.

Don't stretch it.

If either of us isn't
happy with the arrangement,

we call it quits.

We'll both go our separate ways.

No questions asked.

So…

Can I get some time
to think about this?

Okay, I mean… yeah, sure.

Great.

Let me know.

You know what?
You won't get time to think.

Tell me now!

It's okay. It's perfectly okay.

And, do come for the wedding.

Mom will be happy to see you.

Yes.

It's only fair.

I mean you made most
of the wedding arrangements.

Sia.

Yes, let's do it.

Oh! Okay!

Good.

Cool.

Hey!

Your mom's wedding
will be our first date, right?

Tomorrow is a Sunday.

You'll have to find another date.

Sorry.

So, let's make it Sundays and Thursdays.

Nope. Tuesdays and Fridays.

Yeah, but you'll definitely
say yes on Tuesday, right?

If you're lucky.

I am sorry.
The surgery took way too long.

Please sit down.

Tell me.
What can I do for you Ms…

Hi, Dad.

Sia, it's so nice to see you.

Sorry.

-I thought…
-That I've forgiven you?

You're finally meeting me
after so many years.

A little misconception is understandable.

Sit down.

Mom's getting married.

Wow!

That's great. That's awesome.

Today evening.

Aren't you inviting me too late?

I didn't come here to invite you.

I was here to tell you that mom's happy.

We're happy.

Here's the evidence.

No need to come.

Here you go, doctor. Orange juice.

Thank you.

Orange juice.

12:00 p.m. and 6:00 p.m.

Some habits never change.

Hey, Sia.

Don't forget to send me
your wedding invite.

Don't worry. I won't come.

I'll imagine that you've forgiven me.

Just another misconception.

These cursed bangles
Just won't stop clinking

My love, it's not so easy
To get hold of me

These cursed bangles
Just won't stop clinking

My love, it's not so easy
To get hold of me

Here you go!

Very nice.

Can I talk to mom?

-Yeah.
-Thank you.

-Is this a fancy dress competition?
-What?

Since when do you like such
loud clothes and jewelry?

One has to wear this at their wedding.

As far as I know

being comfortable at your wedding
is not illegal.

But it won't look nice.

I am not asking you
to wear casual clothes.

Although you can wear that if you like.

Wear whatever you're comfortable in.

Come on, now take off this outfit.

Okay.

Now you're looking like my mom.

So pretty.

Thank you.

I keep telling you that
this color looks lovely--

What's wrong?

Mom…

Nishant loves you a lot.

Yes.

Love you.

I love you.

-Okay, now I have to get ready.
-Okay.

Your dad texted me.

He congratulated me.

Okay.

It's a pathetic and stupid plan, Sia.

Really?

"Marry him, Sia.

Imagine that it's an arranged marriage."

What kind of Mr. Perfect is he

if he can't tolerate
you for seven weeks?

Exactly.

There's no clause of
expiry date in my contract.

There's a clause
for a heartbreak, ma'am.

Why does he want to wait for seven weeks

when he can just fool around
for a week or so and leave?

Obviously, he must have agreed for it!

Varun's not that kind of a guy.

He thinks long term
relationships don't work out.

You mean, a traumatic childhood?

Maybe?. I don't know.

You know this seven week
system is just an excuse.

Like an exit clause.

I've got rid of that
excuse from the contract.

And to not make him uncomfortable,

I came up with this
no-questions-asked plan.

Stop it.

And that's the point, Pats.

I want him to understand that
we won't need to cancel the plan.

Sia, that's a lot of social service!

Like he better be worth it.

You know what I mean.

Like… really hot.

Hi.

-Hi.
-Hi. Pats.

Varun.

Varun!

Oh.

Sorry, I am late.

That's nothing new.

But it's not Varun's fault.

I need time to get ready.

Hi. Kajal.

-Sia. Pats.
-Pats.

Hi.

-Shall we go?
-Yeah.

Are you sure, Sia?

You're going to feel
like this every time.

I am sure.

Thank you.

I thought there will be one
advantage of getting married late.

I won't have to deal with in-laws.

If the bride's willing,
there's nothing the parents can do.

But my bride's daughter
turned out to be her mother.

Sia, I couldn't have asked
for a lovelier mother-in-law.

And I promise you,
I'll keep your mom very happy.

-I love you.
-I love you.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

Cheers, guys.

Cheers.

Are they calling me?

Actually, something went in my eye.

Is the honeymoon planning done?

Yes. They are leaving tomorrow evening.

When is Pats leaving?

Her flight is on Tuesday evening.

So, there will be no one
in the house on Tuesday night.

Rule number three.

No sex until the third date.

Remember?

Yeah.

Now go back to your friend.

Wait.

Good.

"I know you won't wear it.

Wear one of your boring,
lawyer-esque dresses tomorrow."

Sia's heart is restless.

She keeps asking, "Is it Tuesday yet?"

-Hey stranger.
-Hey, sexy.

Here's a tip for you.

Sia doesn't like people who are late.

Here's a tip for you.

Sia likes me quite a lot.

Sia, I approve of the guy.

Go on and live your life.

Hi.

Seriously?

Are we going to mix random
flavors and offer them to people?

Yes.

And what if your customers run away?

We are giving them coffee for free.

They'll have to take that risk.

And, what if they like something?

Then they can tip us.

They can put any amount
they want in this jar.

Cool, right?

Cool? Don't make a fool of us.

Go and do your work.
Stupid.

Marvelous. You're looking
so pretty in this dress.

God bless you.

Thank you.

Oh shit.

His only job is to break the glass.

Breaking of glass is a good omen, right?

Come on, you're on my team.
Let's do this.

Clean it up.

O beloved, O sweetheart

I only keep looking at you

I love you so much I can't say

O beloved, O sweetheart

I only keep looking at you

I love you so much I can't say

O beloved, we are in love

I can't even sleep, beloved

O beloved, O sweetheart

I only keep looking at you

I love you so much
How can you forget that?

O beloved, O sweetheart

I only keep looking at you

I love you so much
How can you forget that?

O beloved, we are in love

-I can't even sleep, beloved
-I can't even sleep, beloved

Hey, beautiful

Your love has already claimed so many

Fighting like an army, it's hard to defeat

There's destruction everywhere

All the noise and explosion

Doesn't let me sleep a wink

Decide our fate

To God I plead

Bullets are fired

Money is what people desire

It's your memories I treasure

Shedding tears is not a pleasure

Life's fading away

Yet when anyone asks, how's your day

I say fine anyway

I'd given up writing songs
All seemed so bleak

Once again, in it solace I seek

You are the one I need

O beloved, we are in love

I can't even sleep, beloved

O beloved, we are in love

I can't even sleep, beloved

So, how many stars out of five?

-What?
-For this date.

Oh.

Well, all's well that ends well.

Let's see what you've
planned for the end.

But you don't like my "endings", right?

Oh, God!

Fine, here you go.
The protagonist of your book.

She loves her husband so much

and yet leaves him in the end.

She gives up.

Yeah.

And that's what maximum readers liked.

Especially women.

She doesn't waste her life for
a man who might never understand her.

Okay, you tell me.

What would you have done?

I would've tried a little harder.

For that fool?

He's got a million issues in his life.

Yeah, but when it's about
that special someone,

then relationships
need a little more time.

And, what if this feeling is one-sided?

But it isn't one-sided in this case.

There are issues in our relationship
but there's also love.

Right?

Varun, I can't do this anymore.

I can't walk in these heels anymore.

Shall we take a cab instead?

What are you doing?

You can pay me instead of the cab.

Put me down.

We'll cover the distance
to your home in ten minutes.

Please hold on to me
and keep kissing me.

Thank you for flying Varun Airways.

It's 12 o'clock.

What?

Tuesday's over.

So?

So, time's up.

This is not a joke.

Sorry, rules are rules.

Okay, good night.

You said that the papers
will be signed by Thursday.

I would've known if it was a Friday.
Trust me.

Please get this done today.
Thank you.

"I know it's Friday but we
might not be able to meet today.

I am very busy."

Isn't today Sia's day?

-How are you meeting me?
-I am a man of my own free will.

Not someone's slave.

Look at my Romeo!

Don't get too enthusiastic.

You're breaking her rule.

What if she finds out?

Are you going to lie to her?

Why should I lie to her?

Will she feel bad?

Our case is different.

I am hot.

I am sexy.

Won't she be jealous seeing you with me?

I'd like to point out

that any regular Indian husband
would be very jealous

to see his wife with some "other" man.

But I'm a modern Indian man.

And I trust my wife.

Baby, in case you don't need anything

I'll go clear the bills.

Of course, go ahead.

What did he mean?

I love him.

The whole of Southhall knows that.

You really haven't talked to her.

For three days.

Sia.

Kaju, what the--

"Can we jacuzzi together?"

-She's talking about bathing together.
-Yeah, right.

-See!
-6 o'clock. My house.

And don't be late.

Mister, my money!

Do you have a condom?

I'll give you ten pounds.

20 pounds!

You can never be on time, can you?

Let's go or we'll actually be late.

Taxi.

What?

I am redecorating mom
and Nishant's bathroom.

Oh.

Oh.

Why? What did you think?

Well, I thought we've
been on three dates, right.

So, according to the rules…

Not everything happens
according to the rules.

You completely ignored me today.

Sorry.

There was so much
work in the office today.

Emails, con-calls. Don't ask.

What did you do?

I was with Ka…

K-- Koffee-Shoffi.
I was at the cafe.

Meetings. Writing.
Meetings. That's all.

"Are you going to lie to her?"

"Why should I lie to her?"

Something's wrong?

What?

Something's wrong with this tub.

Next?

-Have you ever lied to anyone?
-No.

I mean, have you ever two-timed anyone?

I hate liars.

There must be something that you
don't like even in your favorite films.

Shall I tell you?

This.

I mean the hero stands
with his arms stretched.

And the poor heroine runs towards
him in a chiffon sari and heels.

I mean you can run halfway, dimwit.

I wait for you, my darling

Come closer o sweetheart

Can't bear this pain

I've to cry in solitude

O beloved, O sweetheart

You didn't even think about me

You're my only love, sweetheart

We are in love

O beloved, we are in love

I can't even sleep, beloved

O beloved, we are in love

I can't even sleep, beloved

Hi.

One Sia Bean Latte please.

On it.

Not bad.

So, when do I get
the next three chapters?

-Sorry.
-What's the matter, dear?

-New chapters?
-You're glowing today.

Next week.

Aloo Vera?

-It's aloe Vera, Aunt!
-Shut up.

Here's your coffee.

Thank you, Aunt.

You're welcome.

Hey.

Hi.

Hi.

Meet Zeenat, my editor.

-Hi.
-Hi, nice to meet you.

And that's Sia. My…

-My…
-What's the day today?

Saturday.

Saturday.

So, I am Varun's friend today.

Sia, wait.

-Hey.
-Hi.

Can you spend some
time with a friend today?

Of course. I am waiting for him.

-Hi.
-Hey.

This is Jatin.

My…

ex-boyfriend.

Yeah.

Let me guess.

He's your new boyfriend.

No, bro.

What's the day today?

What's the day today?

Saturday.

So, I am just Sia's friend today.

By the way, Jatin, even I got slapped
because of you slapping incident.

-Are you serious?
-Yeah.

Anyway, what's the plan?

Well, today is the opening
of my friend's new club.

Silver Shadow.

Sia and I are going there.

Why don't you come along?

-It'll be fun.
-Yeah.

I don't think Varun can join us.

Right, Varun?

Right?

Shall we?

Yeah, sure.

I love you.

What?

Tell him.

No need for that.

Or I'll tell him.

If you try anything
like that, I'll thrash you.

There's no need for that.

Your slap was enough.

Sorry, I forgot all my
lines in front of the media.

Yeah, but you didn't forget to slap me.

Yeah, but did anyone ever ask
again "why is Jatin Singh single?"

Well…

cheers!

She's wearing my dress
on a date with him.

Your dress?

Bloody alcoholic.

Bloody stalker!

So, tell me.
How is your boyfriend?

-Shut up.
-Sorry.

Sia, there are many Indians here.

I know.

He's fine.

When do I get to meet him?

-He's coming tonight.
-Really?

Nice!

You can meet him.

Shit!

I think she saw us.

That was the plan, right?

Yes.

Is she still looking here?

Nope, they left.

Good evening.

You can watch this show
only on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Don't try to watch it on other days.

Otherwise…

We apologize for the interruption

Don't look at me with prying eyes

It makes my heart skip a beat

Put your feelings on hold

It makes my heart skip a beat

Don't look at me with prying eyes

It makes my heart skip a beat

Put your feelings on hold

It makes my heart skip a beat

I know his face glows like the moon

But his reputation precedes him

Don't be so brazen

It makes my heart skip a beat

That's great

That's great

That's great

That's great

As I feel your eyes caressing my body

You're nice but your
Intentions are naughty

Your gaze hits me like a dart

It's sharp but hits close to my heart

The way your eyes are stuck on me

Annoys me a bit but also pleases me

Stop ogling like that

It makes my heart skip a beat

That's my brother, Ali.

But, what's he doing
with your girlfriend?

I don't know.

Maybe he's Sia's second date tonight.

My brother would be more
interested in you than Sia.

Anyway, I am too drunk.
I am heading home.

Please deal with your love story.

From Mumbai to London

You've a long line of lovers

They are all ordinary

But I am like a fine wine

You can fly here
And there my little birdie

The key to your heart is with me

This fool thinks he is a player

Doesn't know he is being played

Your intentions are as naughty as mine

It makes my heart skip a beat

I know it's Saturday.

But can't a friend
give his friend a lift home?

Listen, we'll make a quick
stop at my mom's place.

-Why?
-Chill.

I am not going to make you meet my mother.

Tomorrow is my weekly
Sunday dinner with mom.

And I won't be able to make it.

So, I thought I'll butter her up.

Are all the days in your week fixed?

Tuesday, Friday, Sunday.

Tell me about it.

Ever since I met you,
my brain has become a calendar.

Does your mom live
alone in this huge house.

No, she has only two rooms for herself.

The rest of the place is for her NGO.

A lot of other women live here with her.

I'll be back in a minute.

Okay!

Okay!

Dedicating your entire
life for helping others…

I think it's quite commendable.

If you ever need legal advice
for your NGO, please call me.

Sia, one of our volunteers is a lawyer.

But thank you for the offer.

I can also volunteer here.

I mean as long as I am in London.

Varun was saying that…

Why are you doing all this?

What?

I don't interfere in
Varun's personal life.

And you don't need my permission.

Understood?

I won't leave him like
his other girlfriends.

I just want to assure him

that some people know
how to abide by relationships.

Would you like some tea?

Aren't you the same girl
who didn't like his book's ending?

Actually…

He was not complaining.

The entire world read his book.

But I guess he wrote it just for me.

Since childhood,
he's only seen my loneliness.

I wish he could understand…

that sometimes we
choose to be lonely.

I didn't understand.

Kajal.

Come here.

I am dead.

-Come.
-Hi.

Sia.

This is Kajal.

Varun's childhood friend.

Really?

Kajal and her husband
are our star volunteers.

You do a lot of social work, right?

She is really good at it.

Thank you, Aunt.

It's Monday. Why are you calling?

We're going to break a rule today.

I thought I should tell you.

What?

I've just returned to London.

And my agent's set up
back-to-back meetings in Seattle.

I've to leave tomorrow.

So?

So, let's meet today.

Sorry, Varun.

Yeah, I know.

Rules are rules.

It will be midnight in a
minute and Tuesday will begin.

My flight leaves at 6:00 a.m. tomorrow.

So, you're going to
spend the night with me.

And I am not taking no for an answer.

Is this a friend asking or a boyfriend?

Well, it's a friend's command…

and a boyfriend's request.

One second.

This is all so cute.

Did you realize that we've never
been on a date?

Hi, Varun.

Sia.

Do you kidnap every girl from her home
on your date night?

Do you wear nightclothes
on all your dates?

No. But I ran into this scoundrel.

He sent me a scandalously short dress

for our first date.

Guys are such perverts nowadays.

But listen to this.

I met someone.

And she took me to a
Jacuzzi store for a date.

She wore a hot bikini
and took a shower with me.

-Really?
-I swear.

Oldest story in the book.

He cheated on Mom.

I got to know about it before Mom
and that was the twist in the tale.

Every evening I would give
orange juice to Dad.

One day I walked in on him
talking to his other wife and daughter.

That's all.

Tanya?

Yeah.

My story isn't so dramatic.

Everything was perfect.

And suddenly he just left.

Did he get married again?

That's the funny thing. He didn't.

Maybe we just weren't enough for him.

I don't kiss on first dates.

It's my rule.

To hell with your rules, Sia.

-Why are you yelling?
-I don't know.

Are you okay?

No, I am not.

What happens to me when I am with you?

Why do I bear your tantrums?

I keep planning that the next time we meet

I am going to say this, do that.
Why?

I should be having fun.

Technically I am allowed
to according to your stupid rules.

Wait, and what am I doing?

What was I thinking?

If we meet twice a week,
you'll understand my value.

You'll miss me more.

Well congratulations, Ms. Lawyer.
Your deal is working.

I've been lying and arguing!

Every relationship has arguments, Varun.

Not in mine.
But it's happening with you.

And you know, I am angry
with myself more than you.

Why do I let you do this to me?

I keep calling you even when
I know you'll disconnect my calls.

-Why do you call me?
-I don't know.

-Maybe just to tell you that…
-What?

That am thinking about you.

-That's pathetic!
-I know.

-And very cute.
-Thank you.

Wait. What about your first date rule?

Just shut up and kiss me.

Sia, where were you all night?

-Sorry.
-Mom, when did you return?

Just a while back.
Nishant's gone upstairs to take a nap.

You weren't in your room, so I was…

Tuesdays and Fridays.

How did you come up with this plan?

I am a psychiatrist's daughter.

The effect's bound to show.

What now?

Nothing.

When he comes back, I'll tell him
that we'll stop following the rules.

Mom, I love him.

Now get some sleep.

I'll wake you up in two hours
or else you'll stay awake all night.

-But--
-In. Come on, Sia.

I really love him.

Listen, you bloody fool.
Keep this caringfully over there.

If you break one of these,
then, I'll break your legs.

I'll be caringful.

Be careful.

Hi, Aunt.

-Is Varun back?
-Yes. He's upstairs.

-Go ahead.
-Okay.

Aunt, have you ever been in love?

Well, we all make mistakes.

To heck with him!

Imroz!

You finally got your revenge, Mother.

What are you saying, mother?

We made you do the chores
and you made our son slog in return.

Mom, please don't say anything to her.

Are you happy targeting our son?

Nabeel…

is he my grandson?

She is such a drama queen.

She can serve others

but she couldn't serve a cup of tea
to her own son and daughter-in-law.

For God's sake, please spare us.

Nabeel, let's go.

Let's go.

Nabeel.

You can't force me, Father.

I lost her once because of you two.

Not again.

Is that the way to talk to your father?

I learnt it from you.

I will call the police if
you dare to touch me.

Let's go.

Let's go. Come on.

How many times will you humiliate me?

You played such a pathetic joke with me!

Get out of here.

Get lost.

Don't show me your face again.

Get lost.

Wait, Nabeel.

How can you call it humiliation?

He respected you
in front of his parents.

Aunt, when the heart is broken,

we fail to recognize the
most beautiful relationships in life.

He's come to you on his own.

Congratulations, Aunt.

You're a grandma now.

Yes.

I am a grandma.

Come here.

My dear grandson.

My grandson.

Some idiot has rightly said Nabeel,

breaking of glass is a good omen.

Right, Aunt?

You came to meet that idiot.

-Go.
-Oh yes.

Wish me luck.

Won't you call me your bloody fool now?

For a second I thought
my calendar malfunctioned.

I am sorry. I didn't know
you two were on a date.

What are you talking about?

Ms photographer packed
her bags and moved to Venice.

But Italy didn't suit her.

I returned to London this morning
and guess who I met at the airport.

Me.

You know what?
You guys chill.

I'll come back some other day.

No, don't worry.

I'm going for a smoke anyway.

Hey, Anu, not in my room.

The smell remains for a long time.

Sorry.

You know the rules.

Not sorry.

Rule breaker, heart breaker.

Do you still have this?

Of course.

Enough of this
"Tuesdays and Fridays", right?

-Enough of these rules.
-Exactly.

That's what I came to say.

Enough of it.

You can't do it anymore, right?

Let's end this. Right?

Right.

Look, whatever time we spent together,
it was amazing.

Like it really was.

But I still think I can't
give you what you want from me.

I am just not that guy.

Anyway, Anu and I were
thinking that we can…

get back together.

Seven weeks.

Yeah.

But I wanted to ask you first.

No, I mean…

It's a great idea, Varun.

Anu and you want the same thing.

And you know what, it's perfect timing.

My firm had given me two months leave

but they need me
to come back right now.

There's a lot of work.

I came to tell you that
I am going back to Mumbai.

Okay.

So…

Varun. Pizza.

One second, I'll just come back.

Pain of the distance between us
Will be unbearable

As you walk away

You take my calm and peace

Pain of the distance between us
Will be unbearable

As you walk away
You take my calm and peace

A future of sleepless nights awaits me

My heart cries out with tears unseen

My heart cries out

With tears unseen

My heart cries out

It won't stop

My heart cries out

Why did you walk away

Oh, so callously?

And took away the shine

Of my moonlit streets?

Why did you walk away

Oh, so callously?

And took away the shine

Of my moonlit streets?

This distance is not

What I expected

This distance is not what I expected

These are excuses for selfishness

How do I tell you what I am sad about

I feel numb

Without you

My heart cries out with tears unseen

My heart cries out with tears unseen

My heart cries out

It won't stop

My heart cries out

Sia.

Rishi just proposed.

Is he moving to Mumbai?

No. I am moving to Pune.

He offered to move to Mumbai for me.

He was even ready to travel
to and fro from Pune for me.

But you know me.
That's all I wanted to hear from him.

I know you'll say that
I am compromising--

No! Not at all.

You're doing what's right for you.

I'm so happy for you, Pats.

I know.

But, why are you forcing
yourself to smile?

I don't know.

It's been two months.

I should be done with
all this pathetic pining.

And anyway, what was I doing with him?

That's the problem with all the girls.

It's called the "Chandramukhi Complex".

I will change the guy
who no girl in the world could.

Oh, Sia.

You know, Sia was
quite the ordinary kind.

It's good that you dumped her.

You deserve so much better.

Right?

You know what, she deserves better.

I wasn't right for her.

Yeah! It's because you feel all those
couples who stay together are crazy.

Like my mom and dad, Gaurav and me.

We're happy, right?

We'll see for how long.

Kaju, you know what I mean!

I know exactly what you mean, Varun.

Do you think you don't hurt
anyone with your seven week circus?

Apologizing before making a mistake
doesn't make it any less of a mistake.

Okay?

I don't know.

Maybe it's your charming looks,
or maybe you're good in bed.

That's why all your
girlfriends use you and leave.

No one takes you seriously.

And I don't want anyone
to take me seriously.

Oh, really?

You're afraid, Varun that you
might start taking someone seriously.

Why else would you lie to Sia?

That Anu and you are back together.

Do you know why?

Because Sia managed to
do what no other girls could.

You are afraid

of her and her love.

I am afraid of myself!

I love her, dammit.

I love her.

Dad didn't just leave mom.
He left me as well.

I haven't just seen
pain but felt it as well.

And I don't want someone else to
feel this pain because of me.

You're wrong, Varun.

Your father didn't leave us.

This NGO belongs to your father.

I wanted to shut it down.

And one day out of rage, I said that…

this is just an excuse

to be surrounded by so many women.

And the girl I accused him
of having an affair with…

tried to kill herself.

That's when he couldn't forgive me.

But before leaving…

he entrusted me with the
thing he loved the most.

You.

When you didn't say anything
for all these years…

then, why say it now?

I lost him because
of speaking up that day…

and now I didn't want
to lose you by keeping quiet.

You won't be yourself without Sia.

Can we meet tomorrow?

Please.

Hi.

I didn't think you would show up.

I cannot say no to a patient.

Medical ethics.

I didn't call you here for therapy.

Out of all the psychiatrists in London,

you called up the mother…

whose daughter's heart you broke.

So that she can help you
because you are heartbroken.

And you say you don't need therapy?

I want to talk to Sia's mom
and not Dr. Radhika Malhotra.

I want to apologize.

Apologize to Sia.

And if you expect her to forgive you…

then learn to forgive yourself.

You know what my mom did.

What did she do?

She kept quiet all these
years with the fear of losing you.

And now she spoke up
because of the same fear.

Isn't 22-years of punishment enough?

Will you eat something?

No.

WELCOME TO PAYAL TRIPATHI'S HENNA FUNCTION

Where the heck is Rishi?

I mean, where is he?

Now, look.

Doesn't this look nice?

Come on. It's your turn now.

Go ahead, Sia.

Ms. Channo is lucky for everyone.

I don't believe in these things.

I am done applying the henna.

What? That was quick!

Actually, Ms. Channo needs time.

So, I thought we'll get
your feet done in the meantime.

I'll get it done as well.

I'll be right back.

Pats.

Hurry up, please.

What's the hurry, Sia?

Finally!

Do you know how long I kept her here?

My love, the highway was jammed.

We were done putting
henna on her hands and feet.

The only place left was her hair.

That's enough.

The producers called up again.

They still want to
change the film's end.

Aren't you ashamed?

Have you come here for legal advice?

No, I…

I changed the end, Sia.

She doesn't leave him.

She fights for him.

Like you did for me.

-Ms. Channo, let it be.
-It's almost done.

I didn't realize that love never comes
with a 100% guarantee of happiness.

But this is the only way to love.

It happens wholeheartedly.

You cannot put conditions on love.

You learnt that from my mom, right?

Yeah, but…

what I am trying to say is that…

when the heart is broken,

we're unable to recognize
the most beautiful relationships.

And you learnt that from aunt.

Yes, but how do you know?

Because I said that
to aunt about Nabeel.

Oh.

What kind of a writer are you?

You're saying someone else' lines.

Don't you have something
of your own to say?

It's done.

Thank you.

Help me.

Yeah, sure. Sorry.

Sia Malhotra, will you please be my date?

For every Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.

Shall we keep the weekends off?

What?

Kidding.

Will you please marry me?

No.

What if you change your mind
after seven-weeks of being married?

Sia, I…

-I--
-Fifty two weeks.

What now?

52 weeks.

One year.

What after a year?

If we're still together after a year,
you can propose again.

But you'll accept my proposal, right?

If you're lucky.

If you want to meet me
Make a wedding card

I'm a straight talker
No hard feelings

I will curse you
I will curse you

Pats moved to Pune for Rishi.

And Sia found a new roommate.
Varun.

If you want to meet me
Make a wedding card

Yeah, Varun moved to Mumbai for Sia.

And, why wouldn't he?

Varun can work anywhere.

But Sia's life is in Mumbai.

Anyway…

why should a girl leave her home?

I know, dear.
But why are you telling me this?

-Even I--
-Yes, you did.

If they have an argument…

Varun will not have to sleep on the sofa.

Let's go relish some tangy snacks

One more, love?
What say, my love?

One more, love?
Ready to get stuffed, my love?

You can't claim him, mom-in-law
He's all mine now

He was your boy
When he was wearing diapers

He was mine
When he started wearing Jockey

You can't claim him, mom-in-law
He's all mine now

He asked for hugs and kisses

He promised to take me to London

I am no less

My attitude is sure to impress

He said skip the traditional wear

And show up in a mini dress instead
My honey bear

A year later, Sia finally said, "yes."

One more, love?
What say, my love?

We gave the priest a solitary instruction.

We told him that the wedding date
doesn't matter to us.

-It only matters if the day is Tuesday--
-Or Friday.