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Dad, can we go back inside?

It's hot out here.

Aw, come on, buddy,
it's not that bad.

It's just a little
fall heat wave.

Besides, it's cooled down
to a comfy... 102.

Then can I at least have a turn?

What are you talking about?

I let you open the box.

[engine approaches]

Hey, Calvin.

Hey, Dave.

Why are you sitting
in your truck?

Just trying to soak in some AC
for my run into the house.

Okay. All right.

Here I go.
[inhales]

Calvin, wait.

What?
[shouts]

Damn it, you just made me
breathe out

all my air conditioning.

Hey, before you go inside,

check out this sick loop
into a barrel roll.

Now, first you lean
on the throttle,

and then you pull back on the...

Whoa, whoa, watch out
for the power line.

[electricity crackles]Oh...

Guess now I get to put it
back in the box.

♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

♪ Welcome to the hood.

Dave knocks out our power,
but his power stays on.

If that's not white privilege,
I don't know what to tell you.

Hey, you know, Pop,

it could take the city
a couple of days to fix it.

You sure you don't want
to go with me to Marty's?

No, this is Dave's fault.

I'm staying at his place, eating
his food, and cranking his air.

I'm thinking somewhere
between meat locker and igloo.

[Tina shouts]

Lord, it's like an oven in here.

My nooks are starting
to stick to my crannies.

If this is what hell feels like,

I'm-a start going to church
more often. [chuckles]

Even during football season?

It's not that hot.

[sighs] I feel so bad
that Calvin and Tina

have to spend
the night here.

It was an accident.

It wasan accident, right?

Of course it was an accident.

I told you. Grover took it
out of the box wrong.

[banging on door]

Let us in! It's hot out here!

TINA:
Yeah, I'm starting to sweat
my eyebrows off!

Oh, hey, guys, come on in...Out of the way.

[whoops]I'm looking for a vent.

Oh, yeah, there it is. Okay.

[whoops]
Get all over me. Yeah.

Get in where you fit in,
right there.

Yeah, uh, thanks again
for letting us stay here.

Are you kidding?
We're so glad to have you.

Oh, no! You don't want
any part of this.

I'm funky as hell.

And, guys, while you're here,

please consider
our home your home.

Well, in that case, you're
Malcolm. Go get me a beer.

Perfect. One pumpkin
spice lager coming up.

Thanks, and, uh,
don't forget the beer.

Okay, we've got you
all set up in our bedroom.

Fresh towels, clean sheets,
and a bunch of little bottles

of shampoo I stole
from a hotel.

Ooh. Gemma, you didn't
have to do that.

I know, but it was
such a rush.

Okay, since you weren't
into the pumpkin spice,

I got you something
a little more traditional.

Is any part of
the name a fruit?

I'm gonna run to the store.

No, no, no, don't-- Dave.
Don't bother.

We'll just go freshen up
and then come down for dinner.

Oh, cool. Well, then, maybe
after that we can watch a movie,

play a game, or, I don't know,
just kick it.

Good night, everybody.

Good night. Oh...

[knocking on door]

Hey. What's up, man?[laughs]: Hey.

Come on in, brother.

Oh, wow, Marty,
your place looks great.

I see you redecorated.

Yeah. I like to call
my new aesthetic

"Mid-Century Marty."[chuckles]:
Oh.

Well, that's a nice change of
pace from "Last Century Calvin."

It's good to have you, man.

Take a load off,
make yourself comfortable.

Thank you. Don't mind if I do.

Ah.

Maybe not that comfortable.

[laughs]:
Oh.

Okay. My bad.No, you know, it's just--

this is a coffee table,
not an ottoman.Right.

Totally different
pieces of furniture.

Okay, I get it, man. Thank you.

What is this?Wh-Wh-Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa!What, man, what?

What do you think you're doing?

Marty, I'm just checking out
your new toys.

Toys? M-Malcolm, these are
scale models of the Saturn V,

the Atlantisshuttle,
and the Apollo 11Lunar Module.

Okay? These are some
of the most important examples

of mankind's ascent into space.Right.

Now, is that where they met
the Green Power Ranger?

No, man.

He's there to protect them.

Hey, Marty, look, this
is all just stuff, bro.

Don't be such a nerd.

Oh, man, you know,
I'm not a nerd.

You know, I'm not a nerd. Just,
uh, I like things a certain way.

Yeah, I know you do. You used
to eat your alphabet soup

in alphabetical order.

Uh, hello?
That's called a system.

And it's that kind
of attention to detail

that makes JPL
hire a person like me.

Yeah, well, I work at JPL, too.

[chuckles]:
Well, you know...

You know... No disrespect,
but-but you're a security guard.

I-I'm an engineer.

That's all disrespect.

No, I-I'm just saying, man, like
i-if you press the wrong button,

somebody gets off
on the wrong floor.

If I press the wrong button,
goodbye, Moon.

Wait a minute,
you can blow up the moon?

You heard nothing.

Listen, Malcolm, this is,
this is my place, you know?

So-so, while you're here,

why don't we just keep things
the way that I like them?

All right, man, fine.All right.

I'm-a go take a shower.

Unless you're uncomfortable
with that, too.

Don't be silly.

[chuckles]:
All right.

Just don't take your cell phone
in there.

I don't like the radiation
near my Q-tips.

Oh, hey, Gem. I was
just coming down

to get a glass of wine!

Oh, my God.

It's okay. It's just
a hydrating sheet mask.

Well, are you sure?
Because it looks like

you're wearing
your victim's face.

Oh, like, Hannibal Lecter?

[English accent]:
"I enjoyed his liver

with some fava beans
and a nice Chia..."

[gagging]

[regular accent]: I think I just
swallowed some of my mask.

Oh...

[coughs]

So, do you do
one of those every night?

Oh, no. Just once a week.

What do you do for your skin?

Well, I have
this complex regimen

that I do seven nights a week.

[gasps]
Ooh, what is it?

It's called being black.

Damn. Gemma wasn't joking.

She jacked, like,
50 hotels' worth of shampoo.

You know,

I'm keeping my eye on her the
next time she uses our bathroom.

Well, I know I ain't getting
a good night's sleep tonight.

These sheets are grabbing me
like Velcro.

They feel good to me.
They feel smooth.

Not smooth enough. You know
how I like to slip around.

Stop complaining
and just, just put on the TV.

Fine. But I'm buying a movie
whether we watch it or not.

Where's the remote?

I don't know.
Check Dave's nightstand.

Oh... Yeah.

Ain't nothing in here but
a bunch of self-help books.

Building Connections
with Kindness.

Even his books are annoying.

Calvin, stop snooping around.

White people got cameras.

[laughs]
Look at this, Tina.

Dave has a Bible, too.

You know what? Maybe
we should invite him

to our church sometime.

[laughs]

Could you imagine
Dave at a black church?

What?
That tambourine
would never recover.

[laughs]

Oh, hold on, this ain't a Bible.

Oh, no, baby,
that must be Dave's journal.

Put that back. That's not right.

Oh, no, it's okay, Tina.

He already tells me
everything anyway. You know?

Oh, ooh, this is good, too,
right here. Check this out.

"Old Miss Kim made me
uncomfortable again today.

Why would she want
to drink my bathwater?"

Hey, Dave, if you're watching,
I'm not in this.

[laughs]: Oh.
Here's another one right here.

"Came up with
my own cool handshake.

Gonna try it out
on Malcolm tomorrow."

Look, he even drew pictures
and everything.

Look at this...

Calvin, Calvin, look,
that's enough.

Okay? Enough with the journal.[stammers] Just one more, okay?

Oh, my God.[laughs]

Wait, wait a minute.
What the hell?

What?

L-Let me see
your reading glasses.

Oh, uh, here. Here, here.

Mmm.

"Calvin Butler thinks
he's such a big shot,

"but the truth is
he's a ridiculous,

insecure little man."

Damn, Dave, that's cold.

Who the hell does
Dave think he is,

calling me insecure
and ridiculous?

I'll tell you what's ridiculous.

This handshake.
That's ridiculous.

It's got a pinkie swear in it.

Calvin, stop reading that.

It's just hurting
your feelings, baby.

Feelings?
Yeah.

Tina, I'm a man.
I don't have feelings.

Besides, I don't give a damn
what Dave thinks of me.

Okay. Well, in that case,
let's go to sleep.

Yeah, let's go to sleep.

Okay.

CALVIN:
I can't sleep![Tina grunts]

I need to get this off
my chest right now.

Damn these Velcro sheets.

Calvin, Calvin, stop.

You cannot talk to Dave.Why not?

Because he'll know
that you read his journal,

and no matter what he wrote,
baby, that was wrong.

I don't care.

Well, do you care that it's 105
degrees in our house right now?

Sleep well, Tina.

Good morning, Malcolm.

[shrieks]

Good morning, Martin.
Are you ready to go to work?

What-what happened?

Well, I don't know.
I'm just a security guard.

You probably need a fancy
engineer to figure this out.

Okay. This isn't funny.

Oh, I strongly disagree.

[laughs]
All right.

All right, you made your point.
Now help me put everything back.

This chair goes here. Okay?

These stools go
right over here and...

[gasps]
Ooh!

Why is Spock holding hands
with Optimus Prime?

Wait a minute.
Don't judge, Marty.

Love is love, brother.

[laughs]

"Love is love." No.

Spock can't love.

He doesn't have emotions!

Are we having chocolate chip
pancakes for breakfast?

Yeah. We wanted to do something
special for the Butlers.

I'm so glad
we broke their house.

[chuckles]

Good morning.

Oh, hey, how'd you guys sleep?

[quietly]:
Like he cares.
[mouths]

I hope you're hungry.

We made chocolate chip pancakes.

Yeah, I remembered
they're your favorite.

[chuckles]
You don't know me, Dave.

Are you still mad
about the drone?

Oh, no. No, that was
a blessing in disguise.

I totally agree.

Okay, then, uh,
what's bothering you?

I'll tell you
what's bothering me...Calvin.

No, Tina.

Look, I am too upset.
I got to speak my mind.

It's all the shampoo I stole,
isn't it?

I have a problem.

What-what-- no, no, no, no.

Actually, this is between
Calvin and Dave.

So why don't we go into the
living room and watch cartoons?

And we'll talk about getting you
into a program.

Okay, Calvin, what's going on?

I'll tell you what's going on.

You called me a ridiculous,
insecure little man.

When did I say that?

August 3.

Right after Old Miss Kim
tried to get busy with you.

What are you...?

Calvin, did you read my journal?

Maybe.

That is a total violation
of my privacy.

How could you do that?

Look, if you didn't want
anybody to read it,

you shouldn't have
left it buried

in the back of your nightstand.

I can't believe you did this.

I-I thought we were friends.And so did I,

until I went behind your back
and read your journal.

You know, based on the way
that you are acting,

I was right on about August 3.

And September 15.

What'd you say then?

You'll never know.

You know what? Forget this.

I'm out of here.

A-And for your information,

Old Miss Kim beentrying
to drink my bathwater.

You ain't special, Dave.

Hey, I was told
I need to escort

a terminated employee
out of the building?

He's right in here
packing up.

All right.

Oh, wait. Uh...

Marty, you're not the one
who's fired, are you?

Yeah. I transposed
some coordinates,

and now our GPS satellite
is sending everybody

to a Starbucks in Wyoming.

Wh-- how'd you do that?

I'll tell you how.
You messed up my stuff.

I was too stressed to focus
and now I'm fired.

Oh, wait.
Hey, look-look, uh, uh, Bill,

this is all my fault, all right?

Just tell me
what the damages are

and you can take it
out of my paycheck.

He lost a multimillion-dollar
satellite.

Okay, I'm-a need
to work some overtime.

It's too late, Malcolm.
There's nothing you can do.

Hey, look. Come on, man.

You cannot fire Marty,
all right?

You should see his apartment.

It is practically
a shrine to all this...

nerd stuff that y'all do here.

Uh, sorry, but it's
out of my hands.

Yeah, but this job
is his life, man.

He can't lose it because of me.

Well, maybe you should have
thought about that

before you pulled
your stupid prank.

Look, I know.
Y-You're right, Marty.

I just, I thought
it would be funny.

But it wasn't, was it?

[sighs]
No.

You want you know what is?What?

The fact that I'm pranking you
right now!

[laughter]
Yeah.

[whooping]

Yeah!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, so...

all of you were in on this?

That's right.
I've never felt so cool.

You should've seen
your face.

"But this job is his life.
He can't lose it 'cause of me."

[laughter]

Okay, well,
what can I say, Marty?

You got me good.Oh, I did, didn't I?

It was pretty funny, right?

That was really funny.

Can I have a head start?

Five, four...

Save me, Bill!...three...

Bill's not gonna save you.

[knocking on door]

Oh. Hello, Calvin.

Or should I say Snoop Dogg?

Do you even know who that is?

Of course I do.

He hosts a cooking show
with Martha Stewart.

Well, I'm just here because Tina
forgot her overnight bag.

Well, it's probably still up
in the bedroom. Go ahead.

All right. Cool. Uh...

Dave isn't here, is he?

No, he's out buying
a journal with a lock.

I'll just go upstairs
and get Tina's stuff.

Oh, and, uh,

she told me that, uh,
I'm supposed to give you this.

Five dollars?

Yeah, I accidentally knocked
Dave's toothbrush

into the toilet.

How did that happen?

Just take the money.

The hell are you doing here?

What the hell happened
to the rest of your robe?

Gemma let you in here?

She sure did.

Hold up. Did Tina leave
her bag here on purpose?

She sure did.

The two of you are gonna stay
here until you work this out.

Oh. [scoffs]
The hell I am.

You know you can't
stop me, right?

Bring it.

Dave, we gonna have
to work this out, man.

I'm glad to hear that.
We'll be downstairs.

Oh, and, Dave,
don't brush your teeth.

You know,
none of this would've happened

if you would've just came
and talked to me like a man

instead of writing it down
in your little book.

Well, I wouldn't write about you

if you didn't insult me
all the time.

I don't insult you.

The other day you called me
"flamingo knees."

That's not an insult.
That's a fact.

Stand on one leg. You'll see it.

[mutters]:
Damn it.

You know what your problem is?

You don't care
if you hurt people.

Look, I'm just keeping it real.

Oh, okay, maybe I should just
"keep it real,"

and see how you like it.

Come on. Come at me, Dave.

Your hairline's receding.

Oh. Oh, we keeping it real real.

Yeah, doesn't feel
so good, does it?

Look, man, you can't take
what I say so personal.

Well, uh, then, why do you take
what I wrote so personal?

Because that's
totally different.
How?

What I'm doing to you,
I'm just messing around.

But what you wrote about me,

that was an attack
on my character.

Says the guy who went through
my stuff and read my journal?

Okay. All right, you know...

I mean, you know,
you got me on that one.

You know, I'm... I was wrong
for that, and I apologize.

Thank you.

Look, man,
but I'm the kind of dude

that's always gonna say
what I mean,

so if we're gonna be friends,

you're gonna have
to deal with that.

Okay, fine. But I'm gonna
deal with it my way.

Fine.

You know, 'cause if
you think about it--

and I know a lot of people say
this about me--

I'm just too funny.[laughs]

All right.All right.

We back to being us?

We're good, man.
All right.

[exhales sharply]

You know,
we'll keep working on that.

Oh, since when
did we get Netflix?

Since your dad stole
Dave's password.

Yeah, see, that explains
why the "continue watching"

is Marley & Me.

Come on, Calvin, we're ready
to start the movie!

CALVIN:
I'm coming!

Oh, oh. Marley & Me.

Yeah.

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