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I'm Amy Mitchell.

And this year ruined Christmas.

Christmas is, by far, the most stressful time of the year ...

... for moms.

There is a million of things to do.

And you have to do them perfectly, or you will never forgive him.

And most importantly, neither do you they would forgive your children.

I literally feel like the worst mam of the world at this time.

Maybe I should start at the beginning.

I've always loved Christmas.

It's my favorite time of the year.

More than anything, I love spending time with my family.

Because the only thing I want ...

... the only thing that any mom wants ...

... is that your children have an incredible Christmas.

For that reason, Christmas implies an enormous amount of work.

First, you have to buy gifts for every human being we know.

This year I gave her an aromatic candle the guy who makes me coffee.

Why did I do that?

Afterwards, you have to decorate the house.

For what, clearly, I'm a pity.

I'm doing my best, Charmaine!

After, you have to go to all the Christmas festivals of your children.

What are they ...

Yes.

They are also all disproportionate Christmas parties.

My God.

Are they Santa's lobster hats?

Is that what's in fashion?

What the fuck?

You also have to cook, clean, wrap ...

It's crazy.

There's never enough time.

- Hello, mam . - Hello.

- What about the game? - Great The Bulls won.

Good! Congratulations.

Hello, honey.

Your house looks incredible.

Thank you. I still have many things to do, but ...

Can I do something to help you?

No, unless you know how to fix magically the Christmas lights.

Sure, I can do it. Only there to change the fuse. It is very easy

That is very sexy, I will not lie.

Definitely today you will receive the special treatment.

- I like the idea. Do not forget. - Clear.

Your dad is amazing.

I thought you hated it.

What? No, honey. Why do you say it?

Last week, when you went to the house ...

... I heard them in the room, and you kept shouting.

Good... No, honey, they were happy screams.

They did not seem happy.

And then you hit the wall and you shouted bad words.

Good...

I do not remember doing it.

- I do not know if it was something that happened. - It happened.

You said: "Oh, my damn God."

Right so.

"Oh, my damn God."

Yes, it's fine.

Listen, your dad and I were playing a game of adults.

They played seven times.

Six thirty. But, Who keeps the account?

Look, there's no need to talk more about that.

- Okay? - Agree.

- Come those five. - Agree.

Oh no.

What's up?

My mom will come for Christmas.

Oh, my goddamn God!

Thanks for helping to decorate the tree, guys.

Bernard, let's hang them on the tree, OK?

Who put the big coffee ornament up ahead?

It seems pop .

You are right. That's why Mommy is going to put it back.

No, honey, do not drink the water of the tree.

We do not drink that water because we are people, okay?

- Mommy, does Santa Claus exist? - I bet you, I know.

I know ...

Are you lying, mom?

My God, make it stop.

On what else have you lied?

- Hello Love. - Hi, daddy.

Hi guys.

- Everything okay? - Yes.

- The tree looks very good. - Thank you.

- Do I give the twins dinner? - Yes, please.

Come my friend. We're going for your food.

- Quiet. - Quiet. Quiet.

Happy Christmas, Kiki!

Mam ?

Good God!

I thought you would arrive until Friday.

Well, I took a flight earlier

Three days before?

I have not prepared the room of visits or anything ...

Does not matter. Can I sleep with you and we make spoons.

- I usually sleep with my husband. - Do you want to see the sweatshirt I made?

I love this picture.

Look, they were just growing up the breasts

Well, one at least.

You just arrived, there's no need to talk of my breasts.

And the other came out suddenly.

Thank God!

Oh, Keeks!

If you play your cards well, you could have An equal sweatshirt for Christmas.

Do not...

Oh, Kiki Dee.

I can not wait...

... to spend every minute of the next three weeks with you.

Are you smelling my hair?

Yes.

My God, if I have to pluck One more time, I'm going to faint.

Since all the women of the country ...

... they need a vagina without hair In Christmas?

Is anyone going to shave?

My God, they are like fifty vaginas more.

Well, what's next?

No, you're not, Bigfoot. I can not with you now.

We'll see...

You.

Betty White

I feel intrigued. Come with me.

What's up, sir?

Mam ?

Wait. What the fuck ...?

Good God!

Good God! Good God! Good God!

You did not tell me you were going to come for Christmas.

Is it Christmas?

Yes. Is not that why you're here?

Clear! That's why I'm here. Merry Christmas, ma'am.

M rate! Damn, you do not age at all.

Look how sexy you look! And those breasts!

Thank you. You look a little older.

But well. You look good.

How much has happened, three years?

Three?

Really? Oh my God. I do not know, honey.

I do not even know what year are we?

Why do you bring a black pajamas?

Do not, I work in a spa.

- Do you have a damn job? - Yes. Yes.

I'm trying to be more responsible and that shit.

You've always been very strange.

Why are you here? actually mom?

What do you mean?

Well, you're just coming When you need money.

No no no. I no longer bet.

No, I'm just here to see my daughter at Easter.

- It's Christmas. - Christmas.

I think we should celebrate.

I already know. "Thunder Down Under", It is near the airport.

I think we should go.

Strippers?

Yes.

With my mom?

At Christmas?

How could I refuse?

We are going to shake some whistles, bitch!

Good! That's my girl!

My God, Jaxon is going to shit when I see you.

- Do you still have that boy? - Yes.

How many years do you have?

Between fifteen and seventeen.

- How nice. How nice. - Yes.

As your parents never They had come at Christmas?

No no.

Wait wait. Do you think he prepared enough food?

Is he serious?

- I'm going to make quiche. - Cari o, everything will be fine.

No, honey, It will not be good.

My mom is the human being who more critical on the planet.

When I was six years old, I made him a birthday card ...

... and I returned it with observations.

- Okay, that's terrible. - The point is that ...

... it's perfect in everything, and it is impossible to please.

If it is impossible to please, Why do you try hard to do it?

Listen out, I'm going to tell you the truth.

Daughters strive trying to be like moms ...

... and the moms go through annoying his daughters.

That's how the world works, okay? I can not do anything about it.

I'm not Beyonc .

For you, you are.

- I love you. - I love you.

You think you like it your mom?

Do not.

I'm sorry to be late. Hank drives as a girl.

Happy Christmas, grandparents!

- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.

- Have, they're X-boxes. - Is it serious?

- Thank you very much! - Mam does not let us have one.

Thank you!

Hi, Mrs. Redmond, I'm Jessie. Pleasure.

Upload the luggage, please.

All right... Hello, mam .

Amy

You look pale

I'm using something new for the skin.

Well, it's just ordinary makeup. You are not dying And your tree?

I have not had time to buy it.

Amy, it's December 19th. Even the Jews already have a tree.

Does not matter, tomorrow we will go for one.

Yes ... Do you have food? I have not eaten in three days.

Yes, of course. I have all your favorites.

How adorable.

You let your children will cook.

All right...

I did not know that pharmacies sold Christmas ornaments.

I have planned all week.

On Thursday we will see "The Nutcracker".

On Friday we will all go to sing carols.

Unfortunately, Mike was our boritono, but you divorced.

We will have to find someone ...

... if we are going to win the Christmas Carols this year.

Oh my God, The Christmas Carols?

Cari o, when I lived here, We won that Cup nine times.

Pity that you have abandoned the family tradition of winning.

- I guess I've been busy. - Well, clearly not in the gym.

I want to celebrate My triumphant return to Chicago.

I want to make a Huge Christmas party in your house.

I was thinking about Christmas Eve, if you think it is fine.

What? Do not. It does not seem good to me.

We can invite my old friends and have a sushi station ...

... and we can hire Kenny G to play Christmas music.

They say that It is not so expensive anymore.

Well, that sounds a lot of work.

Clear. Pity that already invited all.

- Where do you go to my house? - Yes, there will be 184 people.

What?

Why I have not received a Christmas card of yours?

I do not know, mam . I suppose that It was not in my priorities.

What's wrong with you?

- Nothing. Nothing happens to me. - Amy, it's Christmas.

It is the most important time.

- I know. - You can not waste your time.

- I'm not wasting my time. - I feel like you're wasting your time.

- I'm not wasting my time. - Of course you're wasting your time.

I realize when you waste your time

- I'm not wasting my time. - You lose it and you lose it.

It's fine. It's fine.

I'm not wasting time.

- Well, enough of nonsense. - Agree.

I like your hair.

- Really? - Yes, it seems you do not even try.

I love you

I can not pass Christmas with my mom.

It's like living with Saddam Hussein.

My mom is with me because I think he wants to steal my television.

And I have to go buy the tree with her in the night.

It's like going to a death march seven hours throughout the city.

My daughter wants a girl "Happy Princess" ...

... and I've already searched everywhere, and I do not know where he is.

Where are you, girls? Where is the "Happy Princess"?

Oh my God...

I know it's just a girl, but, Christmas is killing me this year.

Damn it!

I can not do This sober shit.

Me neither.

They want to get drunk in the food area?

- Of course I am! - Yes.

- Go Go. - What fun.

Do you know what drives me crazy?

- Genital warts. - What?

- Genital warts. - Do not.

Carla, no.

No, it drives me crazy how do we press ...

... to have a Perfect Christmas

- It's supposed to be fun. - S !

Why am I responsible for buying all the gifts of my family?

- For being a woman? - Exactly.

- We are in 2017. - That's what I thought.

Why does not my husband buy him the gift to your mom?

I do not even like it.

I blame my children of your farts.

You know what I do with my son's fool?

In November, I enter your room ...

... I look for a lot of nonsense, I wrap them and give them to them at Christmas.

- You do not even realize it. - Is it serious?

My God, I gave him the same glove of baseball like nine times.

And how bad are the gifts What does your family give you?

I spend months choosing the perfect gift for each one...

... and the only thing they give me are coupons for a free back massage.

That is very wrong.

They know what my son gave me last year?

A box of Ziploc bags.

I think I'm going to wrap them to give them this Christmas.

I feel like a huge ball of stress from November to New Year.

I would like to enjoy again Christmas.

Yes.

So then let's do it

What?

What happens to us? We have not learned nothing? This is stupidity.

I'm disappointed of this trip.

We are mothers

And if things do not come out like we want, what do we do?

We hide in the bathroom.

- Do not. - No, we do not do that.

- No. We get up and fight. - That's it. We fight

If we want Christmas be our way this year ...

... then let's do it our way.

No more perfect gifts, no more perfect decorations.

No more nothing perfect.

Fuck.

We are going to recover Christmas.

We are going to show you our back to Christmas.

What?

It did not go as planned, but they understood me.

- Yes, we understand you. - Clear.

To recover Christmas!

S !

Happy Christmas!

Samples, samples!

What?

- Better. - Better.

What? What?

All right. Who is next?

Hears.

Know which is better for the vagina?

Attention, customers!

I'm drunk and hot. I repeat I'm drunk and hot.

Let's see Let's see

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Shit. Wait. Wait.

I have to go buy the tree with my mom.

It just occurred to me a silly idea

Here they have guys.

- Popcorn. - More.

Listos? Look at that.

All right.

I like this, mam .

Yes. We should pass all Christmas as well.

Yes, we can spend time together and save us all the hassle?

Do you know what? I would like it very much.

Jessie, you should spend Christmas with us.

I do not know It is an important date. I would not like to bother.

Do not be strange, daddy. Here we will be.

Does it seem good to you?

Yes, of course. I would love it.

- To me too. - Perfect.

Goodnight everyone...

What in the name of God is that?

Our Christmas tree. I got it in the ladies tennis shop.

- Do you like it? - I do not like it, Amy.

I find it repulsive.

What does this thing do in your house?

I did not want to waste my time buying a tree

I wanted to enjoy Christmas.

Amy, you're a mom.

The moms do not enjoy, they give joy. That is being a mom.

And this horrendous tree It does not give anybody joy.

I do not know, I like it.

- Thank you. - Yes.

Who are you and why are you talking?

Mam , you're nice, please. It's Jessie. You already met him

I am tired of this conversation.

But if you believe for a moment I'm going to let your laziness ...

... ruin Christmas for the whole family, you are in a serious error.

Good evening, children. Have, iTunes card.

Mam , seriously. Stop giving them gifts.

Cari o, did you see the ornaments? They are like little shoes.

Hank, I swear I'm going to take you to a Fire station and I'll leave you there.

- Hello. - Hello.

- What's your night? - Very good.

- S ? - Yes.

You know grape soda.

I already know. I took one before going to bed.

- Health. - Health.

Mam !

Hi guys.

What are you doing here?

I came to see how you fell asleep, as usual...

... and they started acting like monkeys in the zoo.

You see me how I sleep every night?

Except after Blue Bloods I know it's your special night of sex.

Cari o, I'm glad you have a sex life so vibrant.

It is very important that t and Kent fuck with everything.

And kent ...

... I'm glad you can have an erection again.

Live!

And Kiki ...

... it has much bigger that your daddy.

Enough, mam . Go before my husband does not have sex with me again

Yes.

Cari o, your dad liked that I tickled the balls.

He stops talking.

- I come to see you later. - No Please.

Go

- You have to talk to your mom. - I know.

Need limits.

Or at least a limit.

Yes, but ...

I do not want to hurt feelings.

And since my dad died, I am your only family.

I worry that if I take it away even if a little, it would break your heart.

He saw my erection, Kiki.

Yes ...

3 DAYS FOR CHRISTMAS

My God. What ...?

What the fuck ...?

Move the chickens eight centimeters on the left.

Yes, yes.

Mam ?

What are you doing?

Decorating your house properly, because it seems you do not want to do it.

Why my house has to be properly decorated?

A special Christmas is how you You show your family that you love them.

You do not want your children to think They are not worth it and you do not want them.

Of course not.

It's the time when moms kill each other for creating a magical world for their children.

It's not a time for moms to stay in pajamas to eat chocolate.

- I do not even like chocolate. - Then stop being a terrible mother.

Guys, what do you think? the Christmas procession?

- It's incredible. - Let her know how it works!

He's going to love you, Amy.

We are ready for the process. Change.

Do not worry, then I'll show you how it works. It is in an application.

You installed speakers.

Wait. Wait.

How much does this cost?

The happiness of the children It's priceless, Amy.

It was very expensive.

By God! Mam .

Wait, missing the grand finale!

Are they partridges real?

Of course. They do not have skills of survival.

In an hour they will be dead.

All right.

Take, guys. Sweets for breakfast.

Excuse me, qu ?

- Thanks grandma. I love you - And I, you guys.

Put more birds. I hate that they are grays Make them all white.

Can make them look happier when do they fly? It's Christmas!

Did your mom decorate your house?

No no no. This is not good

What matters? Let her decorate. Can you decorate afterwards?

It's not so much around the house.

I'm 34 years old and my mom keep telling me how to live my life.

Well, you have to fight with her

Is that ...?

Physically?

Right, Amy.

I can teach you movements karate physicists ...

... but I'll keep on treating you like that until you beat him.

I do not want you to know to my mom.

- She's a 62-year-old woman ... - It's fine.

But at least you have to have a serious conversation with her.

- It seems more legal to me. - I know.

And where is your dad? In all this?

My dad is a charm, but it is totally under your control.

There is no way that he is on my side.

Cari o, what a difficult thing.

The moms They are very strange.

What Christmas with your mom?

You know...

Well, I suppose. Yes, I think.

My mom cut herself and pulled her hair exactly like mine.

But that's normal, is not it?

Your moms Do they have the same hair style?

Every time I think that I am the most disturbed of this group ...

... Kiki, you open your mouth ...

... and then I think, "I'm not very good".

My mom and I are going to take to the guys to Sky Zone .

Do you want to go?

I have legally prohibited approaching Sky Zone , but ...

... fuck. I'm in.

- Amy? - I can not.

I would love it, but my mom is going to take us to see "The Nutcracker."

I love "The Nutcracker."

No, but not the version with the Fairy of Az car.

The original, the version spoken in Russian that lasts five hours ...

... in which almost all die. It is awful.

- Why do not you just go? - No my God.

He would never forgive me. So it's much easier.

Girls, we were not going to recover Christmas this year?

Yes.

I'm asking it seriously, because I got so drunk in the middle ...

... commercial that I do not remember if we talk about it or it was something that is.

Shit, I'm late for work.

They want to see what I have been doing?

Happy Holidays.

Oh my God...

Carla!

It broke my whistle!

- Take it, take it. - I'm leaving. I'm leaving.

- Hello, dear. - Mam !

- What are you doing here? - What does it look like?

I'm waiting for my daughter I fix the nails for free.

- Free Manicure? - Yes.

Well, at least I'm not going to wax your pussy.

Maybe next time.

It's fine.

Cuéntame, sales with someone?

Well, there were a couple of things with school pap s.

But it is complicated.

In addition, Christmas is the best time of year to be single.

I'm going to the mall and I see those couples ...

... holding hands ...

... with scarves and feeding yourself ...

... and watching jewelry.

"Every kiss requires a jewel."

- Stop. - What?

- You're alone alone. - No!

Listen, rocanrolera life It is not for everyone.

I'm a super rocanrolera. Today I woke up in a park.

Carla.

I found fat-free snacks in your kitchen

They are for my son.

It is most healthy.

They say it's very good for the heart.

- You really care about your son, do not you? - Yes.

Most people They care about their children, mam .

Whatever. I do not understand fashions of the pap s now.

And how have you been?

I've been better, in fact.

There is something that has me excited, but I need money for it ...

Ah, come on

- What? - You always do the same.

What?

You appear in my life, you ask me for money ...

... I give it to you, you bet ...

... you leave me and then you come back to ask me more ...

... I give you again because I'm an idiot ...

It is a real opportunity of business.

How much do you need?

Not much. About five thousand.

For real. Between five and ten thousand. Fifteen, maximum.

I'll think about it.

Good!

Heavens, you have very good things here.

What an elegant place.

I wish I had brought my bag.

Why do we have to go see "The Nutcracker" in Russian?

We are not even Russians.

The Russian version It is the authentic one.

Not Disney's with so many dances and happiness.

Does it really last five hours?

Yes, and you will enjoy each minute.

Listen to this beautiful music.

This piece is called, "When they kill Boris."

It seems that Someone is screaming at us.

Why can not we Do something fun?

Where are you going? The theater is on the right.

I already know. We do not go to the theater.

- Where are you taking us? - You'll see.

Merry Christmas. Welcome to Sky Zone .

- Three children tickets? - Yes.

No no. In fact, let's all go in.

Of course not. This place stinks of cloth.

Amy! They came!

- I'm glad you're here. - To me too.

My mom is going to kill me while I sleep, but it's worth it.

- Hi, I'm Carla's mom. - Hi, Isis.

- Yes, yes. - Pleasure.

Hi. You must be Amy's mom. I'm carla.

Jaxon, honey. Mam needs more alcohol.

- Good idea. Also for me. - It's my son, Jaxon.

And my mom, Isis.

Hi. Ruth Like Judge Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

Isis As the terrorist group.

She is my mom, Sandy.

- Amy! - Hello.

I've heard a lot about you.

Heavens, they really have the same haircut.

Hi, I'm Ruth. Amy's mom.

I'm Jessie. Literally, I was in the car with you.

Come on, who wants Christmas fun?

Hello Ruth. We brought you a churro.

- Do you want? - No thanks.

What a fun place.

I never went to something like that when I was a child

By God, no.

When I was a child, we went to the quarry and we made things explode.

How nice.

Where are they from? I am from Ottawa, who is in Canada.

My husband Dirk wanted a city life, and we moved to Bismark, North Dakota.

Then I had Kiki when I was barely eighteen years old.

And then Dirk died ...

He had a slow and painful death.

Although some day We are all going to die, alone and fearful.

- Where are you from, Ruth? - Chicago.

- The city of the lights. - The city of winds.

Well, Bismarck is told "The city of the old whites".

You are very strange.

Ruth, did you enjoy growing up in Chicago?

No. My mom She is a terrible woman.

One time I hit for wearing open shoes on a sailboat.

Well, they were different times.

It was two months ago.

My daughter thinks that I'm very hard with her ...

... but has no idea of what I lived with my mother.

At fifteen years He pierced my ears, and told me bitch.

He sent me to a boarding school abroad.

- In Croatia. - Croatia?

That is to be hard.

Where are you from, Isis?

I do not know, everywhere. I never knew my parents.

Basically I grew up alone with my wit and my tits.

Oh, how unpleasant.

No, I loaded the instruments of REO Speedwagon for fifteen years.

Isis, you can not smoke cigarettes here.

- Well, it's not a cigarette. Do you want? - No!

- You want? - No thanks.

Whatever.

Where are they going? on Christmas' Eve?

We always go to Mass to Our Lady of Perpetual Suffering.

It is the best mass in the city.

- What good. See you there. - What?

I like to make new friends.

Do you want to play "the burned"?

No, honey. Grandmothers do not play that.

What the fuck did he say?

- He said grandmothers do not play that. - I understood, but I do play. Yes, we play.

Come on.

Tonight It was a complete farce.

Do you find it funny, Hank?

Tambi n would be funny to change your pills for the heart?

God, I love ...

I can not believe Amy trying ruin Christmas this year.

I'll have to redouble efforts.

Or stop fighting with her and we could have a cute Christmas.

- Do you think I enjoy fighting with my daughter? - S !

It is not like that.

I just try to give my grandchildren the Wonderful Christmas they deserve.

It's your first Christmas without your dad, and if it's perfect ...

... you will know that everything it's going to be OK.

If our daughter organizes a Christmas mediocre, it will disconcert the boys ...

... and they could fall into a spiral of fear, depression and drugs.

It's fine.

But the boys They looked very happy.

They would have been happier in "The Nutcracker" Russian, Hank.

My Christmas style is lovely and magic ...

... and Amy's Christmas style It is lazy and shameful.

My style is better and it is the one that will win, because I always win.

I'm glad that everything It's because of the guys.

Hank, I'm Amy's mom.

It is my duty to motivate her to be The best possible mom.

Cr eme, some day you will thank me with an emotional speech in a public place.

- Have you finished ironing my pajamas? - Yes, Ruth.

Keep warm

I'm sorry you're upset.

Thank you.

Quiet.

You're crumpling my pajamas.

- I'm going to prepare your toothbrush. - Thank you.

2 DAYS FOR CHRISTMAS

My God. No more coos. Please God, no more coos.

- S ? - Hello.

Are you Carla?

Yes, it's me.

- And who are you? - Ty Swindel.

I want to pluck the balls.

What good news. Go up to the table, Ty Swindel.

Sure thanks.

All right.

You already shaved your balls, Ty?

Yes, I'm an exotic dancer. I need everything to be soft always.

Yes, I understand.

I'm going to take off your towel to apply the wax ...

Come to me my goddamn God!

Look at the size of that thing. It looks like parking cone.

Excuse me, I forgot to tell you. I know it scares some.

I'm not frightened. I'm going to need more ...

- Much more wax. - All right.

- Let me have a second. - Clear.

Go All right.

Who shaves your balls?

Someone in Cleveland, I am from there.

Can not be.

- What? - I'm from Edgewater.

- Are you from Edgewater? - Yes.

- I'm from Tremont. - My God. The world is small.

- It's incredible. - What did I miss?

True?

Heavens.

- Lift your penis a little ... - Clear.

Perfect.

What brings you to Chicago, Ty?

I came to a contest of Santa Sexy.

What good.

Maybe it hurts a little.

How are you doing to dance?

Actually, I'm a fireman. That's what I do.

I think so.

A few years ago we attended a fire in a strip club ...

... and the owner approached me.

He asked me his tape a huge penis.

I told him that I know.

The rest is history.

- What a beautiful story, Ty. - Thank you.

All right, it's going to burn

- The holidays, huh? - I know.

Do you have plans with your girlfriend?

I wish I wish I had a girlfriend.

Women see me as a sexual object and they go.

Do you know?

I dance with basketball and a thong.

Does not mean that no have feelings

Clear.

I understand you.

I do not know what you have.

It's easy to talk to you. I can open. Being my self. I like it.

I feel the same, Ty.

I'm going to need you to upload the legs...

... to reach the scrotum and the ass.

- Clear. - Perfect, thanks.

- Let's remove this. - Ah, come on. Very good. Very good.

Carla, at the risk of being unwise...

... you would join me in the contest of Sexy Santa tonight?

I'm not dating clients, Ty. I have a very strict code.

Clear. Are you kidding? I understand And you should ...

I'm kidding, Ty. I do not have any code.

I'm shaving your ass.

I would love to go to your contest

- Really? - S !

My God. It is fun and beautiful.

It is not a combination easy to find.

Nor is this combination seen frequently.

Then it's a date. See you at night.

It's a date.

You want me to help you ...

... and spread my buttocks for you?

Thank you.

Nobody had offered to separate his buttocks for me.

I can do it for you When you want, Carla.

Where did you come from, Ty Swindle?

FAMILY THERAPY ELIZABETH KARL

What brings them here, Kiki?

Well, my mom and I are very united.

And we would like ...

- Be more united. - No no.

I think we'd like to be a little more independent.

United.

Sandy, tell me about your relationship with your daughter.

My God, It's my favorite subject

I had Kiki at eighteen years ...

... and when the nurse put it in my chest ...

... I looked at her and said:

"You will be my best friend forever".

Is that normal? "My best friend forever".

We do not like to use the word "normal".

Kiki and I have always been super united ...

... because basically we have the same age.

After my husband died we join much more.

We went together to school dance.

Go

All right.

Kiki, what do you feel about that? to this union?

- Good... - It feels great.

Who would not want to be Your mom's best friend?

- I love my mom a lot. - Thanks, honey.

- For real. - Thank you.

But sometimes I think that exaggerates a bit.

What?

When?

When you saw Kent and me having sex.

V lgame.

I want to know what happens with your life. Does that have something wrong?

No. But sometimes I need a little space

I do not understand what It's happening.

- Why are you attacking me? - I'm not attacking you.

I'm just saying it would not be bad have certain limits.

I have cancer.

C ncer?

Oh my God. What kind of cancer?

From the heart.

Cancer

- Heart cancer. - That's it.

Phase twelve.

Maybe your heart without cancer can be kind to me before I die.

I'm so sorry, mam . I had no idea

I already know.

I already know.

My God.

Mam .

Oh, Keeks.

Kiki, no, no. Keeks

It's fine. I do not have cancer

What?

I knew it.

But imagine that I know. What would you feel? being so cruel to your mom?

I do not want to be cruel.

I want a sincere conversation about our relationship.

- I have cancer again. - No, it does not work the second time.

- I have polio. - I think he has a cure.

I have bubonic plague. I have herpes.

- Mam ... - I have bird flu.

- You finished? - I have amblyopia.

Mam !

Please! We can talk about our relationship?

I want to solve it with you.

Yes.

Agree. Yes.

- Really? - Yes.

- I want to solve it with you. - Is it serious?

I'm going fast to I bathe and return.

It's fine.

It will not come back, Right?

Do not.

What's wrong with him?

Do you really want to know?

Yes.

Probably your mom was pretty normal before you have

But then you were born.

You did not sleep six months and she did not sleep for six months.

You did not want to eat and when you ate, you vomited on your clothes.

That drove me crazy little to your mam .

You fell off the bicycle and you broke your arm.

They bothered you at school.

And you started dating that guy I missed with that thing in my nose.

And all that, madness a little more to your mom.

You got married and you bought a house that you can not pay ...

... and you have children who never say "please" or "thank you".

Curse, they can not even read.

All that went crazy your mom a lot more.

And now you come to my office and questions:

"Doctor Karl, why my mom? Are you so crazy? "

And the answer is:

For you, motherfucker. You drove your mom crazy.

That's how I'm kind to her, because you were the one who bothered her.

We are going to dominate the contest of carols.

What are you wearing?

Cari o, if you want to win the Cup, You need a theme

That's why we're going to go characters of "Christmas Tales".

- My God. - Dylan, you'll be the ghost.

Jane, you're the ghost of Christmas present.

- Great - Amy, you'll be Scrooge.

Thanks, mam .

I think it's appropriate, given that this year you hate Christmas so much.

Mam , I do not hate Christmas.

Here they have the music. I hope that all learn the songs.

They are many songs.

All the houses in Westbury They vote for the winner.

So we have to go at least 300 houses.

Three hundred!

Do not worry We have reinforcements. Go ahead, everyone.

Please, receive the choir of Chicago.

Have you hired professionals?

I did what it took to succeed. Amy

You should try it sometime.

It's fine.

Let's sing.

But I do not plan to use that ridiculous disguise.

It takes me the fuck.

Boys, more carols.

Read your part, Scrooge

Do it!

I'm Ebenezer Scrooge and I hate Christmas ...

... because it implies a lot of work and I'm lazy.

Please, Mr. Scrooge. Listen to our song.

Allow your heart to soften. Two three four...

We wish you merry Christmas.

We wish you merry Christmas.

We wish you merry Christmas.

And a happy New Year.

Good news for you and his children.

S ! Good news at Christmas.

- What the fuck is going on? - And a happy New Year.

All!

I am Ebenezer Scrooge and I hate Christmas because it implies ...

Amy?

Shit.

What the fuck are you using?

My mom forced me.

My dear, you look fantastic. Really.

In fact, it is better than you used in school.

- Girls, come a moment. - No, it's fine. Stay there.

It's Amy Mitchell. She is dressed like a fat old man.

Actually I'm supposed to be Scrooge, but ...

They do not laugh. She's my friend. Do not be rude

Dear, this goes straight to Instagram. Wait, in profile.

All right.

You can pucker a little lips?

I am going to kill me, that's how ...

I'm going to put a filter so that do not look so tired

Thanks for the visit, Amy

- Adi s. - I will not let you forget this.

- You know. - Clear.

Did he have a penis on his face?

CALL OF VILLANCICOS DE WESTBURY

I think it was a great success.

Mam , This is not working.

What do you mean?

To this. I wanted a quiet Christmas and you do not stop meddling.

Amy, it's a very important Christmas for your children. You can not ruin it.

Mam , I'm not ruining it.

My children told me that they wanted a quiet Christmas ...

... and promised them that it would be so.

They told you that because they believe what do you want to hear?

But in reality they know that I'm right, because I always have it.

Do you know what? I'm tired of fighting.

I'm going to tell you exactly what will we do at Christmas this year?

My children and I are going to spend the day in sleigh.

We're going to come home to bake cookies, and to see "Really Love".

A silly movie

In the morning, they will come only Jessie and her daughter ...

... and we are going to exchange three gifts

Who is Jessie?

We're going to spend the day in pajamas Come and have dinner with my friends ...

... and we're going to order Chinese food.

What horror!

There will not be a ridiculous party, No sushi, no camels ...

... and definitely, definitely ...

... will not come Kenny G.

Amy, He is the king of smooth jazz.

Mam , I'm sick of your Christmas exaggerated.

It's my house and it's my life.

If you want to be here and be part of my family ...

... it will have to be with my rules.

It's fine.

- Really? - We'll do it your way.

We will have a Quiet Christmas.

I hope you are happy.

I doubt you're sincere, but thanks. I am happy.

And it worked. He faced her and let his guard down.

- I'm proud of you. - Thank you.

For the first time I felt that my mom that I saw as an equal ...

... as if some day, somehow, we can be more united.

Easy, Obama. Your mom is still a bitch.

Do not let your guard down or is going to make you pieces.

- It's fine. - I'm just saying.

But it was a big step. I want to thank you for motivating me.

- I'm proud of you. - Thank you.

- Do you know what we should celebrate? - How?

Seeing a group of Santa Clauses taking off his clothes.

S ! I love Santa Claus.

And there are many.

Girls, I do not want get excited, but ...

... I'm on a first date with one of the Santas.

- Can not be. - Yes.

With what?

With Santa number two.

How did you meet?

Depilizando the balls.

What romantic.

You learn a lot by shaving To a man.

Some cry. Others act very rude.

But Ty, He was very calm.

It was almost like shaving the balls to the Dalai Lama.

How is everything going, Chicago?

Very good.

Listen, I need you to tell me ...

... which of these Santas It is the most sensual of all.

Who will it be?

S ! Let's start.

Santa number one, the bar is yours, sir.

That's a lot of white skin.

Very good. Santa number one. The public has spoken. Thank you.

Good competitor Well done.

Very good. Now...

Let him go on stage. Santa number two.

Wow, it's very good undressing.

- You have such noble eyes. - Yes.

I'm going to fuck him tonight.

Make me a son, Holy number two!

I love your underwear. It's seasonal.

My God.

- I think I'm in love. - What?

Really. I believe that...

...He is the right one.

Is it your mom?

Wait, get me ... Why? Mam !

What are you ...?

- Look at that. - That's how my mom dances with everyone.

It does not bother me at all.

My God. He has his face on her breasts.

Mam , wait! Do not do that. We have already spoken.

- All right. It's time to play. - It's getting really weird.

It's my mom.

- Is it your mom? - Is it my mom?

- Are you her mom? - Yes.

Pleasure. You have a lovely daughter.

You should never see your mom lick your nipples to your boyfriend.

Do not.

Mam , What are you doing?

Mam !

Nobody caught me. It is incredible.

When someone launches to the crowd, usually ...

Hi.

- Hello. - Here you go.

A bag of ice.

Thanks, Ty.

As for tonight ... we were to leave after the show ...

It is what I was wanting. Is the plan still on?

- Good... - Oh, Ty.

Yes.

- I would love it. - All right.

But it is the third contusion from my mom in this month.

They are many bruises.

It would be better if you have it in observation.

Clear.

Good...

- I have to go back to Cleveland tomorrow. - Go.

But, can I call you the next time he comes?

Would you be interested? Can I call you?

- Please. - S ?

- Yes. - Great

I'll depil the balls for free.

Oh, sweet.

I would love it, Carla.

And also to my balls.

Well, take it for granted.

Excuse me, I thought ...

Merry Christmas, Carla.

Merry Christmas, Ty.

Bedtime, my loves.

I'm going to sing to you " My heart will go on " ...

... of the seven times winner of the Grammy, Celine Dion.

What's up?

Everything is fine between t and mam ?

Yes, they have been fighting a lot.

Come, sit down with me. Both.

Your mom and I have slight disagreements ...

... about the importance of Christmas, and what it means to be a mother ...

... the sanctity of marriage, and the best way to raise children.

But other than that, everything is fine

There is no reason to worry, s ?

I know it's the first Christmas since that their daddy divorced ...

... and it probably is a little strange. True?

- Yes. - A lot.

Well, first of all ...

... their daddy loves them very much.

And, whatever happens ...

... I will always be there for you.

Always.

Because they are my grandchildren.

And I love them more than to nothing in the world.

Also to his grandfather Hank.

I know he has the brain of a nut, but his heart is huge.

Okay? Do they feel better?

Yes. We like you here, grandma.

We missed you.

And I to you.

The grandchildren are the best gift that exists.

Speaking of gifts ...

... some iPhones.

- What good. - Can not be.

Now, to lie down.

I will come to sing to you whole hours

GOOD NIGHT

I can not believe that people fall with this. It is stupid.

- CANNED FOOD - Ah, someone is coming.

Happy Christmas!

Just a moment.

You would like to donate canned products for our Christmas campaign?

I just bought all this ...

Loter a! You have cans.

Look, mam . It has wine.

Thank you very much for your donation

Yes, the children are going to be very happy

S !

Very good button, mam .

Yes, it brings good things.

Steal rich people with you at the supermarket...

... it has brought back memories Happy Christmas

Yes, to me too.

I missed you, Do you know?

Me too.

It is very strange.

Maybe we should go more time together.

Are you serious?

Yes. When we were in the place of bounces with ... what is it called?

- With my son, Jaxon? - Yes, with l.

I saw them banging with those clubs and thought:

"Maybe I should have a relationship with my grandson. "

We would love to see you more.

Yes. Clear.

I've been thinking about the money you asked for and ...

I am an idiot.

But it's Christmas, and you're my mom.

Fuck. Taking. It is a loan. Is borrowed. It is not everything you asked for.

- But it's all I have. - Perfect. Thank you very much.

It is a loan. I'm going to pay you, I swear. I am more responsible

Yes, Merry Christmas!

Happy Christmas!

He would like to donate his cans for our campaign?

We are raising for the homeless people.

- I just bought this ... - And canned products.

- It is important. - What the fuck is this?

It's fennel.

- To the devil. - What good.

Thank you very much.

Shit. Ah, the manager comes. Red code. Red code.

Let's go, mam ! Where do we park?

- Happy Hanukkah. - Where do we park?

- Come on, come on, come on. - They stole all my things.

We take this. He's cute, is not he?

Boys, since it's Christmas Eve ...

... we're all going to open a gift, OK?

Kiki, Kiki. Open the mine

Please, open the first one.

I guess I start.

What is this?

It's the key ...

... of my new house.

What are you talking about?

Well, after the therapy, I felt that we were distancing ourselves ...

... and decided to move closer with you.

Agree. Where are you going to move?

LaTo the house next door!

- Oh my God. - What?

- Are you going to move with me? - Yes. The house was not for sale.

But I looked for an estimate, I made an offer in cash and ...

...Hello neighbour.

- Hello, neighbor. - My God.

We can dig a tunnel between our houses. Keeks!

Kent, get the kids.

Yes, yes. Come, guys. Mam and grandma have to talk.

This is going to get ugly.

- Mam . - What?

- You can not live next to me. - Why not?

Because I need space, and that is too close.

- I have diabetes. - Mam , enough.

- Sit down. - Kiki.

- Sit down. - Kiki.

- I have pharyngitis. - Mam .

- I have gallstones. - No. Enough.

We need to talk.

I am an adult woman who needs a life separate from yours ...

... and I need you to have a life separate from mine. I am sorry.

I do not want a life separate from yours. You are my favorite person in the world.

- You're affecting my marriage. - What?

And to my family. And my sanity.

I need you to give me a little of independence.

And what is supposed to be I will do with me?

I do not know, mom! Whatever! Make friends!

You've always wanted to go to Las Vegas to see Wayne Newton before you die.

Do it! Whatever! As long as it's without me.

Without you?

Why are you doing this to me, Kiki?

No ... Mam .

And I do not think I can return the house!

- Did they have fun on the sled? - Yes, it was very funny.

I still have a lot of snow in the pants. For real.

I already want to get home, get the pajamas and be comfortable.

I already know. Look, someone has a party.

You are right.

- It is a lot of people. - Many people.

Wait.

You have the party.

Is it a camel?

Yes, it's a camel.

I am going to kill her.

What the fuck ...?

What did he do to my house?

No!

Kenny G is in my room.

Mam .

You lied to me.

I did what is best for the family.

Everything bad about Christmas is in this room, and I want it to disappear.

Amy, do not be ridiculous.

You can not kick Kenny G out of the house. It is a national treasure.

If you do not do it, I will do it.

You would not dare.

Show me

Hey!

- I need you to leave my house. - What are you talking about?

- Go fuck yourself, Kenny G. - They're going to pay me, right?

I do not know! Take your flute and go. Adi s.

- Go to record another album. - It's not a flute, bitch.

I'm not interested. Thank you very much. You can go now.

- Go away. Thanks for coming. - I am sorry. Excuse my daughter.

No Please. V yanse.

I do not know anyone of you. Get away from my house.

Sushi chef, outside. We already finished.

Take that plate.

Enough, Amy! You are embarrassing the family.

My God. Is that what it is all about? It finally makes sense.

The decorations, the tree, whatever is in my entrance ...

You did not do it for the boys! You did it for you!

You only care if they tell you that you are wonderful

You have no idea what what are you saying?

Please do not forget to take your memories of Louis Vuitton.

My God. My God. Please. All this has to disappear.

The bags, the strange curtains, the floor, the tree.

My God, this tree He has to leave.

No, my tree does not! It's from Paris!

- M rame. - No!

No!

Disappear from your tree, mam !

- It's an antiquity! - It's a horrible tree, mam !

- You have no idea! - It's not even real snow!

How do you dare? Do you have any idea how much cost?

I'm not interested! Mam , su ltalo. Take it!

- Those were from the Titanic! - I do not care!

The ice was from the moon! It was ice from the moon, you idiot bitch!

Drop the stupid tree.

I promised my children that Christmas would not be like that.

Everyone likes Christmas like that!

- It's spectacular! - It's not true!

Shit.

I need you to leave.

Amy ...

I had to tolerate your shit all my life.

I can not anymore. I can not anymore.

I need you outside of my house and of my life forever.

- You do not mean it. - Yes. Is seriously.

- Amy, it's Christmas. - Mam , go ahead.

You ran to grandma forever?

- How long have they been there? - How could you do that to us?

Please believe me. It is the best.

No, it's not true! It is the best for you. We love grandma.

It is part of the family and we love it. You can not run like this.

First you kicked dad. Now you cast grandma.

Who is next? We?

What? Cari o, of course not. I would not do something like that.

Why do you always have to ruin everything?

Cari o ...

Good job.

Boys.

Boys...

That's how it happened.

That's how it ruined Christmas.

I concentrated so much on fighting with my mom ...

... that I lost sight of the only thing that matters.

Ignored my children.

Worst of all is that ...

... not only ruined Christmas.

Ruined my family.

Mam .

It's Christmas Eve.

Where do we order dinner?

Mam ?

Mam .

Hi.

Hi.

Thanks for inviting me to your church

I did not invite you

What's up, bitches?

By God, it's Isis.

Isis is here.

- Hi, Isis. - Hello.

I must say that I did not think you were of those who go to church.

I'm solving some issues.

In addition, all the bars They are closed.

Girls

I really need a little spiritual guidance.

Do you understand me?

- Do not. - No?

Today my daughter told me that I needed "more space".

I do not even know what It means that.

My daughter just threw me of his life forever.

Why?

Because I press it to be the best, but he can not stand it.

My mom pressed me twice and it turned out wonderful

I guess not all are so Incredibly strong like me.

Well, my daughter did not throw me of your house or anything.

But I was furious when I told him that bought the house next to his.

What? Did you buy the adjoining house?

Yes.

Did you ask before?

Do not, I wanted it to be a surprise.

Good, I think that's a little exaggerated.

That's psychopaths.

Good, At least I love my daughter.

You only visit Carla when you need money.

It is not true. I visit her in other occasions, like when ...

... I'm hiding from someone.

Ac ptalo, Isis.

You are a degenerate player without education ...

... and with some common extensions.

It's my own hair, s ? And you're a terrible mother.

Ladies, It's Jesus' birthday.

No, it's serious.

You think you're perfect, but you are the worst of us.

I'm not sure...

It's fine, the second worst. Whatever.

The point is that you're one of those moms that are dressed to perfection ...

... that organize elegant parties, who know how to cook ...

... that have their own teeth.

But, do you know what? You stink.

You stink in everything that is important

Even I realize. Cast I'm drugged all the time.

Please. You do not know anything about me.

If you are so wonderful, why your daughter? Did he take you out of his life forever?

In your face.

And you know what? I have done things to him horrible to my daughter. Horrible

But he has never run. Never.

So, take that, roll it and tuck it in the ass.

Very good.

We have shared feelings Very strong.

Shut your damn mouth, Sandy.

Of course.

Hi.

Hi.

He heard what happened.

Are you okay?

I do not know.

- Can I ask you something? - Clear.

How do you handle it?

What?

Live with mom.

By God, it's so authoritarian and controller.

It is so superficial. It happens all the time ...

... creating a perfect image of herself to show off.

Cari o, Your mom is not superficial.

Come on, wear princess clothes At least once a month.

You will not believe me, but your mom is the most insecure woman I know.

My mom?

- Ruth. - Yes.

- Redmond. - Yes.

It only shows it with me ...

... but under that hard exterior ...

... there is a scared girl with a mom who never loved her.

Come on, daddy ...

You know your mom.

Nothing your mom does It's enough for that woman.

It makes your mom feel useless every day of his life.

That's why for your mom it's important make everything perfect.

Not because it's superficial. Because...

... if they tell you that you have the best Tree of all the street ...

... feel, at least for a moment, that is not useless.

That is good at something.

That someone wants it

Then why is it unite with me?

Do you know what it is that cause more insecurity?

Be mam .

You do not know how many times who has asked me:

"I did a good job educating Amy? "

"Am I a good mom? Arruin everything? "

Do you really ask that?

Cari o, loves you more that nothing in the world.

It's just that ...

... it has a horrible shape to prove it.

Yes.

Listen, I've been married with your mom for 36 years.

It's a pain, even on good days.

But, do you know what?

I love her more now than when we got married.

Because I know her as it is really.

If you get your heart I can forgive her ...

... and know her as I know her...

... maybe you will discover ...

... that there is a funny person, sweet and beautiful in there.

Did you say "sweet"?

Well, a funny woman and beautiful in there.

Yes.

Yes.

Do you know where he is?

It's Christmas Eve.

Excuse me.

Hello, mam .

Hi.

Hi.

Hi, I'm Sandy. The mom of Kiki.

Yes, I know. What a pleasure to see you again.

What is it?

Wow, they are all together. What good.

What are you doing here, Amy?

I came to apologize for having you thrown out of the house.

You are my mom and it was something severe.

Definitely.

Yes.

All right.

Hey, psychic bitch. Your daughter ends to apologize to you

It's supposed to be your turn to do it

That's how they communicate humans.

Basically, I regret it too.

All right. That was good.

Now tell him what he is what you regret.

You can do it.

It is possible that he should not have done a secret party in your house.

Obviously, you made several decisions very bad this Christmas ...

... but for the tiny fraction of guilt that corresponds to me ...

...I...

... I apologize in general.

All right.

Thank you.

Mam , I know what happened to you extremely difficult to say.

Actually I do.

And you know what? Want you to know that at last I understand why you are like that.

And I need you to know ...

...that I love you.

What does that mean?

I do not think you're useless.

You are incredible.

Why do you say it?

No matter what say the others ...

... you are a great mother.

Really?

Yes.

Yes, I loved it my childhood.

For real. You gave me everything I needed.

And you always motivated me To be better.

And, you were perfect?

Yes.

Do not.

But, nobody is perfect.

I really want you to know ...

... you did a great job.

It's the nicest thing that they told me

Actually, I think you're a wonderful mom.

Your children are very happy. They are cute and they love you very much.

Thank you.

I would like ...

I would like to be so close to you. like your children with you

On time.

But I'm not very good for that, Amy.

I love you so much.

I love you so much. For real.

Oh my God. You are a disaster

The relationship between mother and daughter Is very complicated.

But the two of them, They already achieved it.

- I know. I know, honey. - At last.

Yes, quiet.

- Do you want a little? - Yes.

Calm calm.

Mam ?

- Mam , is ya midnight? - Yes.

We have to save Christmas.

By God, I have all my life waiting for this

I hope you like cookies.

- Mam , it's crazy. - Almost there.

It will fall! Mam , it's going to fall!

CHRISTMAS

My God.

This is incredible.

Merry Christmas, Boys.

Mam , you worked a lot.

I had a little help.

- Merry Christmas, children. - Grandmother.

Go open your gifts.

I bought them all seasons of "The Walking Dead".

Oh my God. Seriously, mam?

Thanks grandma.

My God.

Merry Christmas.

Lori, Merry Christmas, pretty.

- Merry Christmas, Ruth. - Merry Christmas, Jes s.

I'm Jessie.

Go, you have broad shoulders. Amy, feel your men.

Very good. Enough, mam . Thank you. Pass.

Thanks for almost learn your name

I love you.

Merry Christmas, Kiki

Merry Christmas, mam .

You like my pajamas of Kiki's heads?

- Not much. - Thank you.

I wanted you to know that I put for sale the adjoining house.

- Thank you. - You are welcome.

I appreciate it a lot.

I know I can be a little crazy, and that you need your space.

That's why I bought the house in front

Just kidding. I did not buy the house opposite.

- I bought the one at the end of the street. - What?

Do not, I'm going to move to your tico.

- Mam ! Really. - What?

Where are you going to live?

I'm going back to Bismarck, where I belong

- Thank you. - You are welcome.

It's just that ...

I missed your dad all Christmas.

- Me too. - Yes.

Me too.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, mam .

Mam , look what Santa brought me.

A used baseball glove.

Well, friend.

I had one the same.

Is it Santa?

Why would Santa be? It already came last night.

Can I pass?

I know I have not been the best mother of the world.

But you ...

...somehow you turned out very well.

And Carla ...

I want to be like you.

He stopped betting ...

... to horse races.

And I'm going to pay you ...

... until the last cent I asked you

Really?

Yes. I even got a damn job.

Are you kidding?

No! I was hired to be in charge of the safety of children.

Why would they let you do that?

I do not even know what happened the toxicological examination.

Really.

They are crazy.

With what they are going to pay me, I can repay everything in about 245 years.

Wait. That means ...

... what are you going to stay for a while?

If you think it is fine.

Mam .

It's what I've always wanted.

Well, then I'm going to stay until you want

Mam ...

Mam , also brought me a box of Ziploc bags.

My God.

Shaobing for everyone.

Oh my God, Chinese food at Christmas.

I feel Jewish.

Do you want shaobing?

I would love it.

No, honey. He is Ruth's husband.

Do you know what? As you like.

Hank deserves have a little fun

I can not believe we have dinner Chinese food at Christmas ...

... and that my mom He is charming.

I can not believe my mom does not bring a sweatshirt with my face.

Girls, we made it.

We recover Christmas. It would not have been possible without you.

I love them.

- And we to you. - Equally.

Hello, est Carla?

S !

Ty Swindel.

How did you find me?

I just looked for you.

Hi.

There are many things what I want to tell you

Dilas.

I think it's better to do it with the universal language of dance.

- C llate. - S !

- What dance? - A Christmas dance.

Ty ...

V lgame.

It's beautiful, Ty.

Oh, my fucking God.

Volt ala Volt ala Just turn it on

All right.

Very good.

It was incredible. Thank you very much.

Go for everything.

Do not cry, honey. Do not Cry.

It is very sexy.

- He's my son. - S ?

- Hello. - l.

It's Jaxon.

- Qu of? - Pleasure.

- I carry you. - I love you.

I love you.

Let's see or we will lose the flight

- What flight? - I did not tell you?

Isis, Ruth and I are leaving to Las Vegas for New Year.

And we're going to see Wayne Newton Before I die.

Are they going to Las Vegas together?

S . We are already best friends.

Good, We are new friends.

We're best friends.

Yes, new friends.

Good, Merry Christmas to all.

S , Merry Christmas to all.

Hank, bring our luggage.

Happy Christmas to everyone!

THE CHRISTMAS OF THE MOTHERS REBELS

THE CHRISTMAS OF THE MOTHERS REBELS

Corrections and subtitling: Antillan0 A Bad Moms Christmas 2017

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