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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,072 --> 00:00:05,542 - HI. 2 00:00:05,573 --> 00:00:07,613 - HEY, LILY. - WHERE'S WHITNEY? 3 00:00:07,641 --> 00:00:10,381 - UH, SHE'S AT HOME WATCHING SHAHS OF SUNSET. 4 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:12,381 - AND YOU LEFT HER ALONE WITH THOSE IDIOTS? 5 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,183 - YEAH, I WATCHED THAT WITH HER ONCE. 6 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:18,415 WHEN GG BOUGHT THAT TINY DOG A $10,000 DIAMOND COLLAR, 7 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:20,322 WHITNEY SLAPPED ME. 8 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,364 IT MADE US BOTH FEEL BETTER. 9 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:25,630 HEY, TWO NEW SANDWICHES? 10 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:27,259 AND YOU'RE DOING SOUPS NOW? 11 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:29,055 - YEAH. ONE OF THE INVESTORS CAME BY YESTERDAY. 12 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:30,657 HE THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA TO EXPAND THE MENU. 13 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:33,568 - I'M AN INVESTOR. WE CAN DO THAT? 14 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:37,271 - OH...UH...YEAH? 15 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:41,305 - 'CAUSE I'VE GOT, LIKE, A TON OF IDEAS FOR THIS PLACE. 16 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:42,682 - A TON, HUH? 17 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,380 - WANT TO SEE MY PINTEREST? 18 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:46,252 - OH, I'D LOVE TO, BUT I'M REALLY BUSY. 19 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:47,850 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 20 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,151 - SO MAYBE I CAN RUN SOME STUFF BY YOU LATER? 21 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:52,494 - LATER WOULD BE GREAT. 22 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,420 - IS, UH-- IS ONE OF YOUR IDEAS 23 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:56,285 GETTING RID OF THESE DAMN T-SHIRTS I WEAR ALL THE TIME? 24 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:59,334 GRAY--GRAY WASHES ME OUT. 25 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,430 - LOVE THE SHIRT. - YOU GOTTA WEAR THE SHIRT. 26 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:04,402 - THE SHIRT IS GREAT. - COMPANY POLICY, BRO. 27 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:05,572 - OOH. 28 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:08,199 NOT TOO SHABBY. 29 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:09,136 - THAT'S ATTRACTIVE TO YOU-- 30 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:12,370 BIG SHOULDERS, WAVY HAIR, PEARLY SMILE? 31 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:15,276 I GUESS THERE'S A LID FOR EVERY POT. 32 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:17,279 - HAVE YOU SEEN THE BIKE THAT DUDE RIDES? 33 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:19,381 - OH, LET ME GUESS-- A SCHWINN? 34 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,423 SORRY, ROXANNE. THAT GUY HAD IT COMING. 35 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:24,119 - YEAH, YOU KNOW, I TALKED TO HIM THE OTHER DAY. 36 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:26,292 HE'S GOT A CARBON-FIBER EXHAUST AND AN OPEN CLUTCH. 37 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,420 IT GIVES IT THIS REALLY COOL THROATY SOUND. 38 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:31,386 - IS THERE NO ONE ELSE ON EARTH WE CAN TALK ABOUT? 39 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,585 - REMEMBER IN JUNIOR HIGH, 40 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:36,697 SABRINA ROSA'S DAD CUSTOMIZED THAT OLD POLICE BIKE? 41 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,430 - OH, MY GOD, I REMEMBER THAT BIKE. 42 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:39,266 WHOA, WE STARED AT THAT BIKE 43 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,400 MORE THAN WE STARED AT SABRINA ROSA. 44 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:44,665 - SHE'S A DUDE NOW. 45 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:47,375 - MAN, YOU KNOW, I-I REALLY MISS HAVING A BIKE. 46 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:48,838 - YEAH, MAN. I MISS MINE TOO. 47 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:50,676 - YOU TWO USED TO RIDE MOTORCYCLES? 48 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,151 - YEAH, ALL THROUGHOUT HIGH SCHOOL. 49 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:53,810 - YEAH, WE USED TO RIDE TOGETHER ALL THE TIME. 50 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:57,147 OUT ON THE ROAD LIKE A YOUNG DENNIS HOPPER AND...ALEX. 51 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:59,385 - YEAH, OUR DREAM WAS TO RIDE FROM CALIFORNIA 52 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:02,320 ALL THE WAY THROUGH MEXICO UNTIL WE GOT TO CHILE. 53 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,616 YEAH. 54 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:04,657 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT? 55 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,632 YOU KNOW, WE COULD STILL DO THAT. 56 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,460 - NO, I'M DONE WITH MOTORCYCLES. 57 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:09,826 WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG, YOU DON'T THINK 58 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:11,033 ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN TO YOU. 59 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:14,174 AND THEN A TRIPLE BYPASS AND TWO HIP REPLACEMENTS LATER-- 60 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:16,302 - WHAT? - I'M TALKING ABOUT MY DAD. 61 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:18,337 HE'S A CAUTIONARY TALE. 62 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:21,342 ANYWAY, I DON'T WANT A BIKE. - SERIOUSLY? 63 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,675 YOU GUYS WERE GONNA RIDE TO SOUTH AMERICA 64 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:25,681 ON YOUR MOTOR-WIENERS? 65 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,583 - HEY. - OH, COME ON. 66 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:29,845 MOTORCYCLES ARE TOTALLY PHALLIC. 67 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:30,953 - NO, THEY'RE NOT. 68 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,294 - YES, THEY ARE. 69 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,390 I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT. 70 00:02:33,421 --> 00:02:35,891 A GUY HAS THIS POWERFUL MACHINE 71 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:39,363 BETWEEN HIS LEGS READY TO CARRY YOU AWAY FROM EVERYTHING. 72 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:40,363 IT'S... 73 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,934 EXCITING. IT'S SEXY. 74 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:45,203 - IT'S A LIE. 75 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:47,703 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 76 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:48,895 I SHOULD GET A BIKE. 77 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:51,906 I MEAN, THOSE WERE SOME OF THE HAPPIEST TIMES OF MY LIFE... 78 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:54,439 BESIDES WITH YOU. 79 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:55,575 OH, WHITNEY'S NOT HERE. 80 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:58,679 I DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT. 81 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:02,782 - WHITNEY IS TAPED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 82 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,420 - HEY. - HEY. HOW'S IT GOING? 83 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:11,387 - I'M CALMING DOWN. 84 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:12,355 BETTER NOW. 85 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:13,393 - ROUGH SHAHS? 86 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:15,327 - THEY'RE JUST SO ENTITLED. 87 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:18,233 THEY TOOK A PARTY LIMO TO A PARTY BUS 88 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:20,996 TO A PARTY THEY DIDN'T EVEN STAY AT. 89 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,304 BUT I'M NOT GONNA LET THEM GET ME ANGRY AGAIN. 90 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:25,907 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT. 91 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:26,869 - WELL, EVERYONE SAYS HI. 92 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:30,477 AND, UH, R.J.'S DAD'S NOT DOING VERY WELL. 93 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:34,951 OH, UH, AND I'M GONNA GET A MOTORCYCLE. 94 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:36,952 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. 95 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:38,954 - WHAT? 96 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,686 - YOU'RE NOT GETTING A MOTORCYCLE. 97 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:46,461 - I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE KIDDING. 98 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:48,604 OH, NOW I CAN TELL. 99 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:50,599 I DON'T THINK YOU GET TO JUST SAY NO TO ME. 100 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:52,701 - ABOUT THIS I CAN. 101 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,543 - I WOULD THINK THAT YOU'D BE INTO THE IDEA OF A MOTORCYCLE. 102 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,268 - BASED ON WHAT? 103 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:57,914 - YOUR BOOTS. 104 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:00,308 - WE'RE A TEAM, OKAY? 105 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:01,241 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM 106 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:03,735 IF YOUR ORGANS ARE IN THREE OTHER PEOPLE? 107 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:05,607 I DIE FIRST. 108 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:07,316 WE AGREED ON THIS. 109 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:08,548 THE ANSWER'S NO. 110 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,522 - LOOK, YOU CAN'T JUST SAY NO TO ME, ALL RIGHT? 111 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:12,021 I MEAN, I WOULD NEVER SAY NO TO YOU ABOUT ANYTHING. 112 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:15,292 - WHY WOULD YOU? I DON'T WANT A MOTORCYCLE. 113 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:16,893 - BUT YOU RIDE THE "L" ALL NIGHT TAKING YOUR PHOTOS. 114 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,294 THAT'S REALLY DANGEROUS, 115 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:19,226 AND I WOULD NEVER SAY YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 116 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,189 - YEAH, BUT THAT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 117 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:21,757 - HOW'S THAT DIFFERENT? - WELL, NUMBER ONE, 118 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,325 THAT'S FOR MY JOB. 119 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:26,474 AND NUMBER TWO, I'M THE SCARIEST THING ON THE "L." 120 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,640 WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU? 121 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:29,668 ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU WANT TO RIDE A MOTORCYCLE AGAIN? 122 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:32,313 ISN'T THIS LIKE A MIDLIFE-CRISIS THING? 123 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:33,770 [gasps] OH, MY GOD. 124 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:36,307 ARE YOU SECRETLY 40? 125 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:37,914 - NO, LOOK, JUST 'CAUSE WE'RE MARRIED NOW 126 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,475 DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET VETO POWER. 127 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:42,053 - BUT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT RISKING YOUR LIFE. 128 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,852 I MEAN, DON'T YOU WANT TO BE AROUND LONG ENOUGH 129 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:46,394 TO SEE OUR WEIRD KIDS GROW UP? 130 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:50,320 - OF COURSE. I'M NOT GONNA MISS OUT ON BEING A BAD FATHER. 131 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:51,528 - OKAY, YOU'RE NOT GETTING A MOTORCYCLE. 132 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,689 - THIS ISN'T YOUR DECISION. 133 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,427 - NO, IT'S OUR DECISION, 134 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:57,803 AND OUR DECISION IS NO. 135 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,771 - WE'LL SEE. 136 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,970 - WE SAW. 137 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:03,472 - I KNOW. 138 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:06,474 BUT WE'LL SEE. 139 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:07,437 - OKAY, OKAY. 140 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:09,505 YOU'RE HUNGRY. WHY DON'T WE ORDER TAKEOUT? 141 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:11,883 WH--UM, UH, HOW ABOUT SOME CHINESE FOOD OR... 142 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:14,422 OH, WHAT ABOUT THAT NEW ITALIAN PLACE DOWN ON WELLS? 143 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:17,848 - YOU KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT? - UH, CHINESE. 144 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:21,045 - NO. 145 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,060 - SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 146 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:30,396 GOOD, RIGHT? 147 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:31,771 YOU PROUD OF ME? 148 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:33,429 - YOU ORDERED NEW BEER? 149 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:34,567 - GO AHEAD. SAY IT. 150 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:35,742 - WITHOUT ASKING ME? 151 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,409 - YOU'RE PROUD OF ME. 152 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,139 - "SPEKTOR BRAU"? 153 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:43,113 - YEAH, HANDCRAFTED IN GERMANY. 154 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,383 - "BEERSEL ABBEY"? 155 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:48,523 - MADE BY FRANCISCAN MONKS. 156 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:51,919 - "LADYBUG LAGER"? 157 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:54,422 - YEAH, NOW, THAT ONE'S FROM SWEDEN. 158 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:56,415 BY THE LADIES, FOR THE LADIES. 159 00:05:56,457 --> 00:06:00,127 GOT A LITTLE BIT OF STEVIA IN IT. 160 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,830 - LILY, YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING TO ME 161 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,103 BEFORE YOU EMASCULATED OUR BEER SELECTION. 162 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,302 - WELL, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU MY IDEAS, 163 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:09,403 BUT YOU KEEP PUTTING ME OFF, SO I'M FORCING THEM ON YOU. 164 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:14,537 YOU ARE REAPING THE REWARDS OF ME HAVING NOTHING ELSE TO DO. 165 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,075 - NOT IF IT MEANS SERVING FOREIGN BEERS. 166 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:19,049 WHAT DO GERMANS KNOW ABOUT MAKING BEER? 167 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:21,179 IN LOW BAR, WE GO AMERICAN OR WE GO HOME. 168 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,654 - MARK, I'M A FOOD BLOGGER, ALL RIGHT? 169 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:24,824 I SEE ALL THE TRENDS. 170 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:25,922 I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE. 171 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:27,963 SO JUST GIVE IT A WEEK. YOU'LL SEE. 172 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:30,718 - I AM TRYING TO KEEP THIS AN OLD-SCHOOL, 173 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,458 TRADITIONAL NEIGHBORHOOD BAR. 174 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,903 SIMPLE FOOD, SIMPLE BEER, FOR SIMPLE PEOPLE. 175 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:38,698 - WELL, SPEAKING FOR THE SIMPLE PEOPLE, 176 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,802 NEW BEER GOOD. 177 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:42,795 - SEE? 178 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,536 NEW BEER GOOD. 179 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:45,542 - MM-MM, NO. 180 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:46,543 LILY, I'M SORRY. 181 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:47,614 WHEN THOSE KEGS ARE EMPTY, 182 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:52,611 I WANT 'EM OUT OF HERE. 183 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:55,176 - I BOUGHT A BIKE. 184 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:59,115 - OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY YOU'RE GAY. 185 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:02,122 - LET HIM FINISH. 186 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:09,704 - AND THEN WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING, HE WAS ALREADY GONE. 187 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:12,830 - YOU JUST SUMMED UP MY 20s. 188 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:14,196 - I'M RIGHT, RIGHT? 189 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:15,804 HE'S TALKING ABOUT DOING SOMETHING REALLY DANGEROUS. 190 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,166 I CAN SAY NO, CAN'T I? 191 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:19,514 - WELL-- - WAIT. 192 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:20,710 ARE YOU ABOUT TO DISAGREE? 193 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:23,011 - OH, OH, OKAY. 194 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:25,013 YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE TO TAKE YOUR SIDE NO MATTER WHAT. 195 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:27,175 - YEAH, AND LILY WAS BUSY, SO... 196 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:28,654 - BUT YOU'RE WRONG. 197 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,152 - OKAY, WELL, WE'RE DONE HERE. 198 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,653 - WAIT, WHIT, LISTEN. 199 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,215 I'M TRYING TO HELP. 200 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:36,193 ALEX NEEDS ADVENTURES. 201 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:39,763 - OKAY, BUT I-I DON'T GET MOTORCYCLES. 202 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,163 I DON'T THINK ANYONE SHOULD BE ABLE 203 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:44,234 TO GO 100 MILES AN HOUR ON A CHAIR. 204 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:47,104 - BUT THAT'S PERFECT FOR ALEX. 205 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:50,274 HE ROCK-CLIMBS, HE GOES MOUNTAIN BIKING. 206 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:53,013 HE--HE CREATED A WEBSITE. 207 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,640 EVEN HIS JOB IS A LITTLE RISKY. 208 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,975 - SO YOU THINK I SHOULD LET HIM GET A MOTORCYCLE? 209 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,810 - I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF YOU HOLD A GUY BACK 210 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:02,946 FROM BEING WHO HE IS, HE'LL JUST RESENT YOU. 211 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:06,123 - I WAS HOPING HE WOULDN'T START RESENTING ME 212 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,523 FOR ANOTHER COUPLE OF YEARS. 213 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:13,056 - WELL, MAYBE TRY TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MEET HIM HALFWAY. 214 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:17,673 LIKE, GET HIM A REALLY RICKETY TRAMPOLINE. 215 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:20,128 - OKAY, YEAH, SOMETHING THAT WON'T KILL HIM, 216 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,167 BUT THAT'LL HURT HIM REAL BAD, 217 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,102 SO HE KNOWS THAT I LOVE HIM. 218 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:27,007 - YES. - UH-HUH. 219 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:30,240 - AW, R.J., YOU'RE KILLING ME. 220 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:31,577 I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS THING. 221 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,152 V-TWIN ENGINE. 222 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,180 FIVE SPEED. 223 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,824 - FIRST NAME "REAL." 224 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,689 LAST NAME "DEAL." 225 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,149 - I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET A MOTORCYCLE 226 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,657 BECAUSE YOUR DAD'S ABOUT TO DIE. 227 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,719 - I DECIDED A MAN CAN'T LIVE HIS LIFE IN FEAR. 228 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:46,227 YOU CAN WALK OUT OF YOUR DOOR AND GET HIT BY A MOTORCYCLE. 229 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:48,859 MIGHT AS WELL BE ON IT. 230 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,596 - THIS THING IS BEAUTIFUL, R.J. 231 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:52,631 - 3 YEARS OLD, ONLY 2,000 MILES. 232 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,866 THANK YOU, PRISON AUCTION. 233 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:56,602 - SO HOW DOES IT RIDE? 234 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,667 - OH, EVEN MORE OF A RUSH THAN I REMEMBER. 235 00:08:58,706 --> 00:08:59,636 SO WHEN YOU GETTING YOURS? 236 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:02,143 - UH, YOU KNOW, NOW IS JUST NOT A GOOD TIME. 237 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:04,335 - WHITNEY SAID NO? - MM. 238 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,877 - SHE'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 239 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:06,953 - I THOUGHT WHIT WOULD LIKE MOTORCYCLES. 240 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,050 - YEAH, WELL, SO DID I, BUT APPARENTLY THAT BROAD 241 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:11,222 CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME. 242 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,991 - SO, SHE DID SAY NO. - MM. 243 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:14,760 - LETTING HIS LADY CALL THE SHOTS. 244 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,318 - FIRST OF ALL, SHE'S NOT A LADY. 245 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:19,787 - I WOULD NEVER LET A WOMAN BOSS ME AROUND 246 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,857 OTHER THAN MY MOTHER, AND MY OLDER SISTER, 247 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:25,125 AND THAT PSYCHO WHO CUTS MY HAIR. 248 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:30,967 - MAN, THIS IS SO, SO, SO, COOL. 249 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:31,974 - COME ON, MAN. LOOK AT YOU. 250 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,235 JUST GO GET ONE. 251 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,713 - LOOK, WHEN I'M READY TO GET A MOTORCYCLE, 252 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:35,882 I'LL GET A MOTORCYCLE. 253 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,879 - YEAH, R.J. HE'S GONNA GET ONE... 254 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:41,281 WHEN WHITNEY SAYS HE CAN GET ONE. 255 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,154 ALL RIGHT, SCOOT UP, BRO. 256 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,882 - HEY, MAN, GET AWAY FROM ME. COME ON. 257 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:44,947 - HEY, HEY, STOP. 258 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:45,945 DON'T FIGHT IN FRONT OF MY BIKE. 259 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:47,346 SHE IS A LADY. 260 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,726 - HEY. 261 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:56,002 - HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 262 00:09:56,029 --> 00:10:00,699 - I AM PROVING TO YOU THAT I'M NOT SOME ANTI-FUN SAFETY FREAK. 263 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,344 OKAY, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE A GUY WHO LIKES 264 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,139 TO LIVE ON THE EDGE AND TAKE RISKS. 265 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,841 YOU PLAY HALO. I GET IT. 266 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:07,984 - COOL. 267 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,038 THANK YOU. UH... 268 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,807 THAT MAKES ME HAPPY THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT. 269 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,205 - AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING IT, OKAY? 270 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:16,646 I WANT TO GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF ADVENTURE. 271 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:20,094 - LIKE, IN THERE OR-- 272 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,890 - WE ONLY HAVE, LIKE, TWO THINGS LEFT TO DO IN THERE 273 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:24,992 AND I'M SAVING THOSE FOR NEXT TIME I'M LOSING A FIGHT. 274 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:28,795 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, JUST KEEP IN MIND MY LEFT KNEE'S GOING. 275 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:31,229 - YOU WON'T NEED KNEES. 276 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:34,944 OKAY, SO YOU HAVE YOUR CHOICE OF RACING SCHOOL, 277 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:39,108 A HELICOPTER TOUR OF THE CITY, OR RUNNING WITH THE BULLS. 278 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,369 OH, IT'S THE CHICAGO BULLS. 279 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,307 IT'S A 5K. 280 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:43,812 IT'S COOL, RIGHT? 281 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,114 - YEAH, COOL. 282 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,175 - OKAY. 283 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:51,154 - I BOUGHT A MOTORCYCLE. 284 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,924 COOL? 285 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,358 - OH! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU BOUGHT A MOTORCYCLE 286 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,162 WITHOUT EVEN TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT FIRST. 287 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,264 - I DID TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT. 288 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,155 - AND I SAID NO. - AND I SAID WE'LL SEE. 289 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,767 - AND I SAID WE SAW. 290 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,140 - AND I SAID I THINK THAT YOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE. 291 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,239 - OH, IT'S UNREASONABLE FOR ME TO CARE ABOUT YOU? 292 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,311 - YOU KNOW, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CARING ABOUT ME 293 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,780 AND TRYING TO CONTROL ME. 294 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,108 - SO, ME NOT WANTING YOU TO DIE IS CONTROLLING? 295 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,354 - WHITNEY, I'M NOT GONNA JUMP THE MOTORCYCLE 296 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,349 OVER CAESAR'S PALACE, OKAY? 297 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,222 I HAPPEN TO RIDE VERY SAFELY. 298 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:27,391 - I AM SURE YOU DO, BUT THAT THING ONLY HAS TWO WHEELS. 299 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,360 IT'S NOT EVEN FINISHED YET. 300 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,319 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME OUT AND LOOK AT IT WITH ME? 301 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,188 COME ON, IT'S SO COOL. - NO, NO, NO. 302 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,896 IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU WILL TAKE THAT THING BACK. 303 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,498 - AND IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU WON'T ASK ME TO TAKE IT BACK. 304 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:40,029 HUH? HOW'S THAT? 305 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,237 - OKAY. 306 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,239 NOW WHAT? 307 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,871 - WELL, MAYBE NOW IS A GOOD TIME FOR YOU TO ACCEPT 308 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,266 THAT THIS MAKES ME VERY HAPPY. 309 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,977 IT'S NOT GOING AWAY. 310 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:52,479 OKAY, IF IT MAKES YOU SO HAPPY, WHY DON'T YOU GO BE WITH IT? 311 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:55,282 - GREAT IDEA. SEE YA. 312 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,051 - UGH, THAT WAS HOT. 313 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,885 - I FORGOT THE KEY. 314 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,925 - OKAY. 315 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,260 NOT SO HOT. 316 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,842 HI. - HELLO. 317 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,338 OH, WAIT, ALEX IS NOT WITH YOU? 318 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:20,039 - NO, HE'S WITH HER. 319 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,343 - GOD, HE HAS BEEN ON THAT THING, LIKE, EVERY DAY. 320 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:26,246 - HONESTLY, IT IS LITERALLY MY WORST NIGHTMARE. 321 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,249 I CAN'T COMPETE WITH A MOTORCYCLE. 322 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,421 IT'S PRETTIER THAN ME, 323 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:32,049 IT'S SOFTER WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE, 324 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,485 IT'S ASIAN. 325 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,391 - IT'S YOUNGER THAN YOU. 326 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:41,034 - NO, THAT'S--OKAY, THAT'S NOT THE GAME WE'RE PLAYING. 327 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,101 - I MEAN, I HARDLY EVER SEE HIM ANYMORE. 328 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,300 EVERY DAY, HIM AND R.J. ARE RIDING AROUND, 329 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:47,942 WIND IN THEIR HALF-BEARDS. 330 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,038 AND I'M TURNING INTO A NEUROTIC MESS. 331 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,540 - AND THAT IS WHY WE DRINK. 332 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:54,171 OH, HEY, MARK, CAN WE GET ANOTHER PITCHER 333 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,437 OF THIS LADYBUG LAGER? 334 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,435 - OH, UH, WE'RE OUT. 335 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,247 - WHAT, TWO KEGS IN THREE DAYS? 336 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,249 - YEAH. 337 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:04,380 THERE MUST HAVE BEEN...A LEAK. 338 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,487 - O-OKAY. 339 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,919 WELL, HOW ABOUT-- OH, HOW ABOUT THE SPEKTOR BRAU? 340 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,926 - OUT OF THAT TOO. 341 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,159 - OH, THE BEERSEL ABBEY? 342 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,363 - YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY? 343 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,904 - MIGHT I ASK WHEN YOU'LL BE GETTING MORE OF THESE BRANDS 344 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,501 THAT ARE TERRIBLE, BUT YOU'RE SOLD OUT OF? 345 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:23,343 - SORRY, I THINK WE'RE GONNA REPLACE ALL OF THOSE 346 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,470 WITH BEER. 347 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,205 - HMM, INTERESTING. 348 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,210 HIGHLY PROFITABLE BEVERAGES NOT BEING SOLD BY THE MANAGER. 349 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:33,083 MAYBE I'LL BRING THIS UP AT THE NEXT INVESTOR MEETING. 350 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,153 - WE RUN KIND OF A LOOSE SHIP AROUND HERE, LILY. 351 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,852 WE DON'T HAVE INVESTOR MEETINGS. 352 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:39,324 - MIGHT WANNA CHECK YOUR EMAIL. 353 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:42,462 YOU'RE BRINGING THE DANISH. 354 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,029 - R.J. - OH, MY GOD. 355 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,128 - OH, NO. - WHAT HAPPENED? 356 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,459 - HE'S FINE, WE'RE FINE. 357 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,334 LOOK, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 358 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,261 - EXCEPT FOR MY NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE. 359 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,367 I MUST HAVE LOST MY MIND BUYING THAT MOTORCYCLE. 360 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,399 THOSE DAMN THINGS WILL KILL YOU. 361 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:03,382 SO, I'M SCANNING THE HORIZON, LIKE I NATURALLY DO, 362 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,910 AND I FEEL THE BIKE START LEANING AND LEANING. 363 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,476 SO I START PULLING AND PULLING. 364 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,254 - OH, MY GOD, HOW FAST WERE YOU GOING? 365 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,422 - HE WAS PARKED. 366 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,951 HE WAS FILLING UP THE GAS TANK 367 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,516 AND HE DIDN'T HAVE THE KICKSTAND DOWN ALL THE WAY. 368 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,355 - THAT'S ONE POSSIBILITY. 369 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,490 - SO IT WAS A FREAK ACCIDENT. 370 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,586 SO, WHIT, PUT YOUR HANDS AWAY. 371 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,898 - OR IT WAS GOD'S WARNING. 372 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,602 AND I'M NOT READY TO MEET MY MAKERS, GUYS. 373 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:30,343 I STILL HAVEN'T TOLD MY DAD THAT I LOVE HIM. 374 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,470 - OKAY, BUT IT'S--IT'S NOT YOUR POURING HAND THOUGH, IS IT? 375 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:36,336 - NO, BUT THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN. 376 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,506 - SO IS IT BROKEN? 377 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,945 - NO, IT'S NOT BROKEN. 378 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,250 IT'S JUST-- IT'S BARELY A SPRAIN. 379 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,621 HE WAS WEARING THAT BRACE ON THE OTHER HAND, 380 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:45,349 LIKE, AN HOUR AGO. 381 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,215 - IT WAS SCARY. ANOTHER INCH AND-- 382 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:50,124 - YOU COULD HAVE FALLEN INTO THE SQUEEGEE BUCKET? 383 00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:52,057 - YOU JOKE ABOUT THAT SQUEEGEE BUCKET, 384 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:56,132 BUT YOU CAN DROWN IN AN INCH OF WATER. 385 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,203 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 386 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,330 - I'M GOING TO FINISH MY RIDE. 387 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:04,667 - OKAY. 388 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,244 - SO HOW DID YOU GET HERE? 389 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:07,313 WHERE'S YOUR BIKE? 390 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,280 - AT THE GAS STATION. 391 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:13,280 THAT THING HAS THE DEVIL IN IT. 392 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,323 - HEY. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. - YEAH, LOOK, OKAY. 393 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,318 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY. 394 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,319 I JUST--I DON'T REALLY FEEL 395 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,150 LIKE HEARING IT RIGHT NOW. 396 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:21,145 - NO, I WAS ACTUALLY JUST GONNA SAY 397 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,258 HAVE FUN. 398 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,390 - REALLY? 399 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,155 - LOOK, I HATE THIS THING. 400 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:30,425 AND I'M GONNA WORRY EVERY TIME YOU'RE ON IT, 401 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,603 BUT YOU MADE IT VERY CLEAR THAT IT'S NOT GOING AWAY, 402 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:37,443 SO I JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT IT. 403 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:40,210 AND I CAN SEE THAT IT MAKES YOU REAL HAPPY, 404 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,210 SO HAVE FUN. 405 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,283 OBAMACARE IS COMING. 406 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:50,477 - COME HERE. 407 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,417 THANKS, WHIT. 408 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:56,992 AND THANKS, OBAMA. 409 00:15:57,024 --> 00:16:00,394 HEY, YOU KNOW, UM, R.J.'S HELMET WILL PROBABLY FIT YOU. 410 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:01,657 YOU WANNA RIDE BITCH? 411 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:05,374 - OH, YOU WANNA REPHRASE THAT, BITCH? 412 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,328 - [chuckles] 413 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,397 COME FOR A RIDE WITH ME. 414 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,495 - NO. 415 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,636 I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME. 416 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:15,411 BY THE WAY, I THINK SHE'S HAD WORK DONE. 417 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,090 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 418 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,518 ARE YOU WRITING ANOTHER EMAIL TO EARL WACKER? 419 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:30,324 - IT'S BRIAN URLACHER. 420 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:33,457 AND, NO, IT'S HIS TURN TO WRITE. 421 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,163 I'M POSTING AN AD ONLINE. 422 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,795 - OH, FOR WHAT? 423 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,229 - I'M SELLING THE MOTORCYCLE. 424 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:41,795 - OH, BUT I-I SAID IT WAS OKAY TO KEEP IT. 425 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,674 - NO, I SAID IT WAS OKAY TO KEEP IT. 426 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,174 - RIGHT. 427 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:49,736 THEN WHY ARE YOU SELLING IT? 428 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,506 - ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING, 429 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,184 BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK THAT YOU'RE ANYTHING SPECIAL. 430 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:57,224 - DON'T WORRY, MY PARENTS TOOK CARE OF THAT. 431 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,750 - LOOK, THE OTHER DAY I RODE ALONG THE LAKE 432 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:04,216 TO THIS COOL LITTLE DINER AND I WATCHED THE SUNSET. 433 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,457 - YOU WATCHED A SUNSET BY THE LAKE. 434 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:08,302 WERE YOU TRYING TO GET THE BIKE PREGNANT? 435 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:12,128 - THE POINT IS IS THAT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT, YOU KNOW? 436 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,425 BUT IT WAS ONLY OKAY. 437 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:18,267 I JUST--I COULDN'T HAVE ANY FUN KNOWING HOW WORRIED YOU ARE. 438 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,505 PLUS, WHEN I WAS RIDING, A BEE STUNG ME ON THE NECK 439 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,840 AND IT REALLY PISSED ME OFF. 440 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,076 SO, YOU WIN. 441 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:29,183 - OKAY, THIS IS NOT ABOUT WINNING, BUT GREAT, THANK YOU. 442 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,646 - AND LOOK, IF SOMETHING LIKE THIS COMES UP AGAIN, 443 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,554 I DON'T WANNA HAVE THE SAME ARGUMENT, ALL RIGHT? 444 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,616 AND I CERTAINLY DON'T RESPOND WELL 445 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,755 TO YOU IMMEDIATELY JUST SHUTTING ME DOWN WITH A NO. 446 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,730 - OKAY. OKAY. 447 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,329 BUT YOU UNDERSTAND-- - I DO. 448 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,701 BUT YOU CAN'T ASK ME TO LIVE MY LIFE IN BUBBLE WRAP. 449 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:47,530 - WHY NOT? THAT SOUNDS REALLY FUN. 450 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,197 - I MEAN, I WANNA GO WHITEWATER RAFTING. 451 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,796 I WANNA--I WANNA GO HANG GLIDING. 452 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,137 - THAT I'M FINE WITH. 453 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,542 I'LL DO THAT STUFF WITH YOU. 454 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,673 - REALLY? 455 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:55,837 BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE THAT. 456 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,175 - YES, OF COURSE. 457 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,651 BUT I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD DO IT KINDA SOON 458 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,749 BEFORE WE HAVE OUR WEIRD KIDS. 459 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,452 - YOU REALLY THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE WEIRD KIDS? 460 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,654 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 461 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:07,746 WITH YOUR HAIR AND MY MOUTH, 462 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,157 I'M GIVING BIRTH TO A MORE ANNOYING STEVEN TYLER. 463 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,491 - YEAH. 464 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,232 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 465 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,198 I DIDN'T ORDER THIS. - I DID. 466 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:27,166 IT'S BELGIAN CHOCOLATE BEER. 467 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:30,837 - WELL, IT'S GOING BACK TO BELGIA. 468 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:34,347 JUST LIKE YOUR GERMAN BRAU AND YOUR PORTUGUESE MONK JUICE. 469 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:39,391 THIS IS A BAR, NOT THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE. 470 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,649 - R.J., INSTALL THE KEG. 471 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:44,458 - R.J., TAKE IT BACK. 472 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,631 - YOU TWO, FIGURE IT OUT. 473 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:50,399 I WAS JUST IN A HORRIFIC MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT. 474 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,900 YOU KNOW WHAT? 475 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,271 Y'ALL SELFISH. 476 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,271 - I'LL DO IT. 477 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,314 [grunts] 478 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,475 [groans] 479 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:12,221 [grunts] 480 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:15,222 MOTHER. 481 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:15,915 YOU KNOW WHAT, LEAVE IT. 482 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,225 I'LL DO THIS LATER. 483 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,528 - ALL RIGHT, FORGET IT. 484 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,959 I'M GOING TO THE BAR DOWN THE STREET. 485 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,563 - OH, SHE'S BLUFFING. SHE WAS ALREADY THERE TODAY. 486 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,197 - YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU GUYS ARE RUINING 487 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,704 A REALLY GREAT THING HERE. 488 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,195 I DON'T COME HERE TO LISTEN TO YOUR BICKERING. 489 00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:35,538 I COME HERE TO RELAX AND FILL THE DARK, EMPTY HOLE IN MY SOUL. 490 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,975 - IT'S BOTTOMLESS, YOU GUYS. 491 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,980 - MARK, LILY'S IDEAS ARE MAKING YOU MONEY. 492 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,583 WHY ARE YOU BEING SO STUBBORN? 493 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,245 - BECAUSE... 494 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,785 IT... 495 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:50,259 WASN'T MY IDEA. 496 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,230 - OKAY, NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE. 497 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,589 - WOW. - THAT'S A MAN RIGHT THERE. 498 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:54,926 I MEAN, JUST COMING OUT 499 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,861 AND ADMITTING SOMETHING THAT STUPID. 500 00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:01,227 - LOOK, MARK, ALL I WAS TRYING TO DO WAS-- 501 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,238 - TAKE OVER EVERYTHING. 502 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,240 ALL I EVER WANTED TO BE WAS THE BOSS. 503 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:09,312 NOW I'M THE YOUNGEST BROTHER ALL OVER AGAIN. 504 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:10,412 I NEVER GOT TO BE BATMAN. 505 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,783 I ALWAYS HAD TO BE ROBIN. 506 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:12,781 AND I'M SICK OF IT. 507 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,282 I'M BATMAN! 508 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,475 - OKAY. GOT IT. 509 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:20,716 WASN'T TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE BATCAVE. 510 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,993 - SURE FELT LIKE IT. 511 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,322 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, MARK? 512 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,287 JUST SO YOU KNOW, PART OF BEING A BOSS 513 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,986 IS TAKING OTHER PEOPLES' GOOD IDEAS 514 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,297 AND THEN JUST PRETENDING THEY'RE YOURS. 515 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,770 - FINE, I'LL DO THAT. 516 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,999 BUT GOING FORWARD, PLEASE DON'T MAKE DECISIONS 517 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,304 WITHOUT TELLING ME FIRST. 518 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:39,336 - TOTALLY GOT IT. 519 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:43,542 WHEN THE PAINTERS SHOW UP, JUST LET ME DO THE TALKING. 520 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,936 - HEY. - HI, GUYS. 521 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,577 HOW WAS THE HELICOPTER RIDE? 522 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,623 - IT WAS AWESOME. - I PUKED. 523 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,978 - HE PUKED. 524 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:51,646 - YEAH, THAT'S THE STUFF. 525 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,454 OH, ALEX, HAVE YOU SOLD YOUR MOTORCYCLE YET? 526 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:55,957 - NOT YET. WHY? YOU WANNA BUY IT? 527 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,988 - NO, HE DOESN'T. 528 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:01,325 UH, OH, OKAY. 529 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,731 I'M CUT OFF. 530 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,903 - I'M BATMAN. 37885

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