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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:05,344 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2 00:00:05,373 --> 00:00:06,443 YOUR DAD'S GONNA BE HERE ANY SECOND. 3 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:07,684 - AW, IT'S SO CUTE 4 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:11,278 THAT YOU ACTUALLY THINK HE'S GONNA SHOW UP. 5 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:12,812 EVEN IF HE DOES, HE'S GONNA BE THREE HOURS LATE 6 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:15,576 WITH A FOUR-HOUR EXCUSE. 7 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:16,716 - YEAH, I JUST HOPE HE DOESN'T TRY 8 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:18,450 AND SELL US SOMETHING AGAIN. 9 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:20,386 - OH, MY GOD. LIKE THAT STUPID TOOTH WHITENING KIT? 10 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:21,761 YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT THING ACTUALLY 11 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:24,659 MADE MY TEETH BIGGER. 12 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:27,432 - I THINK IT JUST MADE YOUR FACE SMALLER. 13 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:29,431 [knock at door] 14 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:30,403 - WONDER WHO THAT IS. 15 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:32,771 - IT'S YOUR DAD. 16 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:36,342 - ALLEY-OOP, HOW ARE YOU? - HEY. 17 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,740 - THERE'S MY BEAUTIFUL BUG. 18 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:40,642 - DAD, YOU'RE HERE. 19 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:44,084 AND YOU'RE NOT WET. 20 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:45,682 UM, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? 21 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:46,813 - NOT BAD. 22 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:49,377 I SAT NEXT TO A VERY NICE LAWYERETTE FROM CALIFORNIA 23 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:51,117 WHO INVITED ME INTO THE ADMIRALS CLUB. 24 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,292 A LITTLE BISCOTTI, A LITTLE NETWORKING, 25 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:56,321 PRETTY GOOD SATURDAY. 26 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:57,687 - VINCE, YOU WANT US TO TURN THE MUSIC UP REAL LOUD 27 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,385 BEFORE WE START TALKING? 28 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,557 - NOPE. WE CAN SPEAK FREELY. 29 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:03,355 AND I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE TO YOU-- 30 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:06,367 A BELATED WEDDING GIFT. 31 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,400 I LOVE YOU, AND I AM PROUD OF YOU. 32 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,741 IT'S $5,000. 33 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:15,783 - OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU DYING? 34 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:18,649 - NO. THINGS HAVE REALLY BEEN GOING MY WAY RECENTLY. 35 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,579 THINGS REALLY STARTED POPPING 36 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:23,124 ONCE MERCURY GOT OUT OF RETROGRADE. 37 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:24,081 - OKAY, OKAY, OH. 38 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:25,388 SO YOU NEED ME TO BURY THIS IN THE DESERT? 39 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:28,389 - NO, HONEY, IT'S YOURS. 40 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,462 LOOK, I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN 41 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:31,461 THE MOST DEPENDABLE DAD, 42 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,462 BUT I'M REALLY TRYING TO CHANGE SOME THINGS. 43 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,734 IT TAKES SOME PEOPLE LONGER TO GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER. 44 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,403 PLEASE LET ME DO THIS. 45 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:38,801 YOU DESERVE IT. 46 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:41,472 - AW, THAT'S REALLY TOUCHING. 47 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,843 - IT'S NOT FAKE. 48 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:46,512 I INVESTED IN A WATER WELL CONSTRUCTION COMPANY 49 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:47,880 A FEW YEARS BACK, AND THEY JUST GOT 50 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:49,638 A GOVERNMENT CONTRACT TO START DRILLING 51 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,577 ALL OVER THE SOUTHWEST. 52 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:55,382 - OH, THAT SOUNDS REALLY BORING AND REAL. 53 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:57,546 - OKAY, I'M GONNA GO CHECK INTO THE HOTEL. 54 00:01:57,585 --> 00:01:58,585 I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL. 55 00:01:58,619 --> 00:01:59,789 WE'LL MEET UP LATER. 56 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:02,290 - OKAY, SURE. 57 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:03,893 - LOVE YOU. 58 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:05,364 - OKAY. [laughs] 59 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:06,633 AND HEY, START THINKING ABOUT 60 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,300 WHAT YOU WANNA DO WITH THAT MONEY. 61 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:10,599 MY ADVICE? 62 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,531 TURQUOISE. IT'S THE NEW GOLD. 63 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,368 ALEX. - YEAH? 64 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:18,544 - ONE WORD. WHAT IS IT? 65 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:21,282 - TURQUOISE? 66 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,136 - BOOM. 67 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:28,324 - WAS THAT JUST MY DAD? - WHO CARES? 68 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:31,289 THAT GUY JUST GAVE US 5,000 BUCKS. 69 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:34,319 - WHITNEY IS TAPED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 70 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,390 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITH SOME OF THAT MONEY? 71 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:39,756 I'M GONNA GET YOU SOME OF THOSE PLAYOFF TICKETS. 72 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:41,703 SO ARE THE PLAYOFFS STILL IN TOWN? 73 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:44,629 - THAT'S SO MANY NOs. 74 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,625 AND YOU'RE NOT SPENDING IT ON ME, ALL RIGHT? 75 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:47,897 I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 76 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:49,735 YOU'RE GONNA USE IT TO RENT OUT A GALLERY 77 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:52,240 AND FINALLY HAVE A SHOWING OF YOUR PHOTOS. 78 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:54,213 NOW YOU WON'T HAVE ANY MORE EXCUSES. 79 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:56,282 - OH, PFFT, NOW? 80 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:59,380 IT'S TOO WINDY FOR ART. 81 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:00,783 [murmurs] BUMMER... 82 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,424 OH! 83 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:03,820 [overlapping greetings] 84 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,251 - WHERE YOU BEEN? - HEY. 85 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:06,886 - LET'S SEE, UH, ONE VODKA ROCKS. 86 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,290 ONE HEINEKEN LIGHT. 87 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:12,392 THAT'LL BE $5,000. 88 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:14,326 - I'M SORRY. WAS IT A SECRET? 89 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:16,462 - SO YOUR DAD'S GONE LEGIT, HUH? 90 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:19,527 NO MORE MINI HORSES IN PARAGUAY? 91 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:21,837 - NO FLOATING MALLS IN THE AMAZON? 92 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,239 - I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS WEIRD. 93 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:25,741 HE WAS ACTING LIKE A DAD. 94 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:27,313 I--IT'S JUST, I DON'T KNOW. 95 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:29,341 I FEEL LIKE I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE WAITING FOR THIS. 96 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:30,977 IT'S JUST KINDA SURREAL. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 97 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:32,411 WE GET IT-- YOU'RE WHOLE AGAIN. 98 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:34,446 BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THE MONEY? 99 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:36,482 - YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING ABOUT GETTING ALEX 100 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:39,747 SOME NEW JEANS THAT DON'T HAVE YELLOW STITCHING ON THEM. 101 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:42,487 - NO, I TOLD YOU, IT'S YOUR MONEY. 102 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:43,663 YOU'RE GONNA SPEND IT ON YOU. 103 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:46,291 - HONEY, THAT IS FOR ME. 104 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:47,357 - AH, MAN, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'D DO. 105 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:48,525 IF 5 GRAND FELL INTO MY LAP, 106 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,862 I'D SINK IT INTO THIS BAR. 107 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,497 SOME OF THIS STUFF'S GETTING WORN OUT. 108 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:53,402 THE ICE MACHINE, THE KEGERATOR, 109 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:56,544 THAT GUY OVER THERE. 110 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,470 - I WOULD FLY FIRST CLASS AND STOCK UP 111 00:03:58,506 --> 00:03:59,436 ON THOSE MINI BOTTLES. 112 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,483 I LIKE THEM BECAUSE WHEN YOU DRINK TOO MUCH, 113 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:04,449 YOU ONLY MAKE MINI-MISTAKES. 114 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:06,278 - YOU KNOW, I'D PAY MY STUDENT LOANS OFF 115 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:08,824 FROM GRAD SCHOOL. 116 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:11,319 Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME. 117 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:14,722 - I WOULD JUST GET MY LIFE BACK TOGETHER. 118 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,315 I'D START LOOKING FOR MY OWN PLACE. 119 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:17,387 THEN I'D VISIT MY FAMILY 120 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:18,785 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWO YEARS. 121 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:22,496 I COULD SEE MY GRANDMA WHO'S, UH, NOT DOING GREAT. 122 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,500 AND I WOULD FIX THIS TOOTH 123 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:27,542 THAT'S ALWAYS BLEEDING. 124 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,483 - HERE. 125 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:36,608 - WHAT? - YOU WIN. 126 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:37,854 - UH, YOU KNOW WHAT, IF I COULD-- 127 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:39,478 CAN I JUST--CAN I SEE THAT FOR A SECOND? 128 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:42,623 - NO, NO. YOU SAID THIS WAS MY MONEY. 129 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:45,450 I WANNA USE IT TO HELP LILY. 130 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:48,856 - WHITS, NO, I CAN'T. 131 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,519 CAN I? [clears throat] 132 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:52,458 UH, NO, I CAN'T. I--REALLY. 133 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:53,833 - LILY, COME ON. 134 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:55,461 I WANT TO HELP YOU GET BACK ON YOUR FEET. 135 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:56,856 YOU NEED IT WAY MORE THAN ME. 136 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,567 UNLESS ALEX BREAKS UP WITH ME, 137 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,869 IN WHICH CASE, I'LL NEED IT BACK IMMEDIATELY. 138 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,841 - [exhales] I LOVE YOU. 139 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,940 - COME ON, I LOVE YOU TOO. 140 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,382 - OH, MY GOD. 141 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:08,508 - HEY, LILY? - HUH? 142 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:11,552 - YOU WANNA GO OUT SOMETIME? 143 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,459 - ALEX, STOP. 144 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,395 - I JUST--I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GAVE LILY ALL THAT MONEY. 145 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:30,460 - SHE'S FAMILY. 146 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:32,468 SHE HAS HELPED ME THROUGH SOME REALLY HARD TIMES. 147 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:35,070 YOU KNOW HOW MANY CUPS SHE'S PEED IN FOR ME? 148 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,902 OKAY, AND NOW SHE-- 149 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:39,467 SHE DOESN'T HAVE A CUP TO PEE IN. 150 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:40,407 - LOOK, I'M NOT SAYING IT WASN'T 151 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:41,611 AN AMAZING THING TO DO. 152 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:44,482 YOU'RE A GREAT FRIEND, IT'S JUST-- 153 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:45,912 YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I THINK? 154 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,146 I THINK THIS IS YOU AVOIDING 155 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,720 PUTTING YOUR PHOTOS IN A GALLERY, 156 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,679 AND, I MEAN, YOU HAD A PERFECT CHANCE 157 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,788 TO INVEST IN YOURSELF, AND YOU JUST BLEW IT. 158 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,120 - HEY, DON'T MAKE ME MORE COMPLICATED 159 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,064 THAN I ALREADY AM. - ALL RIGHT. 160 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,429 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA PAY FOR THE SPACE. 161 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:58,758 THIS WAY YOU CAN'T MAKE ANY MORE EXCUSES. 162 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,462 HOW'S THAT? 163 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:02,904 - OKAY, I--I JUST-- 164 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,500 LOOK, I'M JUST NOT READY. 165 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:07,772 - YOU SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT TURNING 30. 166 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:10,371 - FINE, I'LL TURN 30. 167 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:12,735 - WHITNEY. 168 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,405 - OKAY. 169 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:18,484 I'LL PUT SOME PHOTOS TOGETHER. 170 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:19,552 - NO, I WANT YOU TO BE EXCITED ABOUT IT, 171 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:22,680 LIKE THE TIME YOU SAW URKEL AT THE OUTLET MALL. 172 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,493 HEY, I'M A 30-YEAR-OLD PHOTOGRAPHER, 173 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:29,491 AND I'M FINALLY GONNA GET TO SHOW MY PHOTOS 174 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:31,063 IN A COOL PLACE, LIKE A GALLERY. 175 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,991 OOH, WHOO-HOO! 176 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:39,127 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - SORRY. 177 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:42,166 IT'S JUST WHAT I'D BE DOING ALL DAY IF I HAD THOSE. 178 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:45,871 - OKAY, WOULD YOU STOP IT? 179 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,654 - [sighs] 180 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,050 - THERE YOU ARE, SLEEPYHEAD. 181 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,182 - [grunts] 182 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:58,746 - HERE IS YOUR COFFEE. 183 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:01,786 - THANKS, MOUSE. 184 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,092 OH, THE MACGUIRES ACROSS THE HALL 185 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,633 INVITED US OVER FOR DINNER. 186 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:08,598 SO CAN YOU MAKE THAT GO AWAY? 187 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:09,799 - I'M ON IT. 188 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:13,830 AND...HERE. 189 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:16,665 - WHAT'S THIS? 190 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,774 - OPEN IT. 191 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:25,782 - UH, YOUR 5,000 BUCKS? 192 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:28,123 - YEAH. I'VE BEEN LIVING OFF YOU FOR A YEAR. 193 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,978 SO THAT'S FOR RENT, FOOD, 194 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:33,687 AND THE SIDE PANEL OF YOUR CAR. 195 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:35,791 I COULD NEVER REPAY YOU WITH ALL THE MONEY 196 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:37,733 I LOSE ON MY BLOG. 197 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:40,188 - LIL, YOU DON'T OWE ME FOR ANYTHING, OKAY? 198 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:41,857 YOU MORE THAN PULL YOUR WEIGHT AROUND HERE. 199 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:44,765 YOU COOK, YOU LISTEN TO MY PROBLEMS, 200 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:48,738 AND YOU THREW AWAY MY MAGNIFYING MIRROR. 201 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:53,809 - I JUST--I'VE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH MONEY BEFORE. 202 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:55,211 AND LAST NIGHT I WAS ONLINE, 203 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,552 LOOKING AT LAND IN NEW MEXICO 204 00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:00,008 AND BUMPITS. 205 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:01,777 I-I JUST-- 206 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,275 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE RICH. 207 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:06,816 SO CAN YOU PLEASE JUST AT LEAST HOLD IT FOR ME? 208 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:09,794 YOU'RE THE MOST RESPONSIBLE PERSON I KNOW... 209 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,533 I MEAN, WITH MONEY. 210 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,060 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, FINE. 211 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:16,134 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL PUT IT IN MY ACCOUNT. 212 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,833 AND THEN WHEN YOU REALLY NEED SOMETHING, 213 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,995 I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU. OKAY. 214 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:23,043 NOW I'M GONNA GO CHANGE AGAIN, FOR NO REASON AT ALL. 215 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,135 - HI. - HEY. 216 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,913 HOW'S IT GOING? - TERRIBLE. 217 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,211 PEOPLE ARE GONNA HATE THESE. 218 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:30,542 I MEAN-- - NO, THEY'RE NOT. 219 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:31,548 THEY'RE GREAT, ALL RIGHT? 220 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:32,849 AND SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK? 221 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,280 YOU VOTED FOR ROSEANNE. 222 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:37,945 WHY ARE YOU SO SELF-CONSCIOUS ALL OF A SUDDEN? 223 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:39,815 - [sighs] 224 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,823 A COUPLE MONTHS AGO, I PUT SOME OF MY PHOTOS 225 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,725 ON THIS ONLINE GALLERY AND-- [sighs] 226 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:46,828 PEOPLE WROTE SOME REALLY NASTY COMMENTS. 227 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,000 I MEAN, NONE OF THEM WERE SPELLED CORRECTLY, 228 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:51,828 BUT THEY WERE REALLY MEAN. 229 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,765 - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS? 230 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,241 - 'CAUSE I WAS EMBARRASSED. 231 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:57,868 PEOPLE SAID THEY WERE WEIRD AND AGGRESSIVE. 232 00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:00,335 - BUT YOU ARE WEIRD AND AGGRESSIVE. 233 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,313 THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT. 234 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,782 PLUS, THE WHOLE THING ABOUT ART IS THAT 235 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:05,952 PEOPLE GET TO HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT IT. 236 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:08,179 THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. 237 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,775 - OKAY, BUT WHAT IF THEY'RE RIGHT? 238 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:10,917 WHAT IF IT'S BAD? - AND WHAT IF THEY'RE WRONG? 239 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,291 - WELL, WHAT IF THEY'RE RIGHT? - WHAT IF THEY'RE WRONG? 240 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,249 - YOU'RE RIGHT. [sighs] 241 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,617 OKAY, I JUST-- I DON'T KNOW. 242 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:16,756 I'M NOT INTO THIS RIGHT NOW. 243 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,030 I'M JUST-- AFTER SEEING THOSE COMMENTS, 244 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,028 I'M FEELING KIND OF, LIKE, TRAUMATIZED. 245 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,600 - YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT'S JUST THIS WEEK'S EXCUSE. 246 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,000 I MEAN, LAST MONTH IT WAS THAT 247 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,331 YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT FILM. 248 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:26,825 THE MONTH BEFORE THAT, YOU DIDN'T HAVE 249 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,267 THE RIGHT COMPUTER SOFTWARE. 250 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:31,871 THE MONTH BEFORE THAT, YOU HAD VERTIGO. 251 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:32,765 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOUR EXCUSE 252 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:33,706 IS GONNA BE NEXT MONTH. 253 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:36,011 - OH, SO YOU WANNA CHECK BACK NEXT MONTH? 254 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:37,753 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M DONE BEGGING YOU TO DO THIS. 255 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,048 OKAY? IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRY, 256 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,779 THEN I'M NOT GONNA TRY. 257 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,753 IS THIS A PICTURE OF MY-- 258 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:47,785 - OH, YEAH, YOU WERE SLEEPING. 259 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,389 - [shivers] 260 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,696 OOH, HEY, R.J. - HEY. 261 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,159 - LISTEN, I AM IN A RUSH. 262 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:58,897 I GOTTA GET TO THE BANK BEFORE IT CLOSES, 263 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,902 SO I CAN ONLY STAY FOR THREE DRINKS. 264 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,906 - WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO TO THE BANK FIRST? 265 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,938 - BECAUSE THEY DON'T SERVE DRINKS AT THE BANK. 266 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:10,840 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 267 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:14,848 I AM JUST GONNA GIVE YOU MY CARD FIRST SO WE CAN-- 268 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,387 OH, MY GOD. - WHAT? 269 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,989 - I-I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP. 270 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,822 - ALREADY? 271 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,757 - NO, THE $5,000 ISN'T IN HERE! 272 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,933 LILY GAVE IT TO ME TO HOLD FOR HER THIS MORNING. 273 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:29,932 THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. - OKAY. 274 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,873 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER SEEING IT? 275 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:35,440 - UM, BEFORE I LEFT FOR WORK THIS MORNING. 276 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,938 LILY GAVE ME THE ENVELOPE. 277 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,870 AND THEN I FINISHED MY COFFEE, 278 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,166 AND I PUT IT IN MY PURSE. 279 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,237 I-I THINK. 280 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,105 [exhales] MAYBE I DIDN'T. 281 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,414 - HERE, LET ME LOOK IN YOUR PURSE. 282 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,905 SOMETIMES YOU'LL BE LOOKING RIGHT AT SOMETHING 283 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:49,677 AND NOT SEE IT. 284 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,754 WELL, THE MONEY'S NOT IN HERE, 285 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,146 BUT I'M PRETTY SURE 286 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:57,187 YOU NEED A PERMIT FOR THAT. 287 00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:01,087 [knock at door] 288 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,698 - [clears throat] 289 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:03,900 HEY, DAD. 290 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,771 - SORRY I DIDN'T CALL YOU GUYS. 291 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:10,169 I-I WANTED TO COME OVER AND TALK TO YOU IN PERSON. 292 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:13,373 OH, BOY. I-I HATE TO ASK THIS. 293 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:17,036 BUT I NEED THAT MONEY BACK-- TEMPORARILY. 294 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:17,907 - OKAY. 295 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:20,075 - YEAH, I GOT A CALL FROM A NEIGHBOR. 296 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,183 WE HAD A FREEZE LAST NIGHT. 297 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,354 PIPE BURST IN THE CEILING, 298 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,382 A LOT OF WATER DAMAGE. 299 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,476 I GOTTA GIVE IT TO THE CONTRACTOR 300 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,447 UNTIL THE INSURANCE KICKS IN. 301 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:27,916 I'M SO SORRY. 302 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,055 - OH, IT'S FINE. 303 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,159 UM, I--I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY ON ME. 304 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,431 BUT, UM-- BUT IT'S COOL. 305 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,929 I'LL JUST, UH-- 306 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:37,001 I'LL BRING IT BY YOUR HOTEL TONIGHT, OKAY? 307 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,400 AND THEN MAYBE WE CAN GET DINNER AFTER. 308 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,271 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, LET'S GO TO THAT HOT DOG PLACE 309 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,740 WHERE THE EMPLOYEES INSULT THE CUSTOMERS. 310 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:44,911 - UH, MAYBE SOME PLACE ELSE. 311 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,238 WHITNEY GOT BANNED FROM THAT PLACE 312 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:48,183 FOR BEING RUDE. 313 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,738 - WELL, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 314 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,237 THANK YOU, HONEY. - OKAY. 315 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,478 - I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT. - OKAY, YEAH. 316 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,082 - * IN THE WINDY CITY 317 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,984 * THE CITY BY THE LAKE 318 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,216 HELLO, MA'AM. 319 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,390 WHY, THANK YOU. 320 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:02,089 - OH, NO, MAN. 321 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,362 HOW AM I GONNA GET THAT MONEY? UGH. 322 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,531 - WELL, JUST ASK LILY FOR IT BACK. 323 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,198 - NO, I CAN'T DO THAT. SHE HAS NOTHING. 324 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,458 SHE'S, LIKE, DESPERATE AND SLEEPING ON SOMEONE'S COUCH. 325 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:14,228 - WOW. SHE REALLY IS LIKE YOUR FAMILY. 326 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,797 - OH, ALTHOUGH, I TECHNICALLY WOULD JUST BE BORROWING IT. 327 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,167 AND I CAN JUST PAY HER BACK 328 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,405 AS SOON AS MY DAD REIMBURSES ME. 329 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,369 - WELL, YEAH, I MEAN-- 330 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,538 YOU REALLY THINK YOUR DAD'S GONNA PAY YOU BACK? 331 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,176 - I KNOW, I GET IT. 332 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,512 I SEE HOW YOU COULD THINK THAT, 333 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:27,776 BUT I DON'T KNOW. I JUST-- 334 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,015 I HAVE THIS REALLY GOOD FEELING THAT 335 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:32,389 THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT THIS TIME. 336 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,159 - OKAY. - OKAY. 337 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,558 OH, MAN, IT'S GONNA BE SO AWKWARD 338 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,229 TO ASK HER FOR THAT MONEY BACK. 339 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,558 UGH. THERE HAS GOTTA BE ANOTHER WAY 340 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,503 THAT I COULD GET THAT MONEY. 341 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,229 OH, WHERE'S THAT PICTURE OF YOUR THING? 342 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,308 - [exhales] 343 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,286 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WHOA! 344 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,989 UH, WHEN DID YOU GET HOME? 345 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,392 - FIVE HOURS AGO. 346 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,234 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 347 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,389 - OOH, WELL, SOMEBODY IS CERTAINLY 348 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,227 FULL OF QUESTIONS TODAY, HUH? 349 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,003 [both chuckle] 350 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,331 - OH, HEY, I TALKED TO THE MACGUIRES. 351 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,527 I TOLD 'EM YOU MOVED OUT. 352 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,538 SO IF YOU RUN INTO THEM, YOU'RE A TWIN. 353 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,484 - WHOA, WHOA, UH-- 354 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,550 WHERE YOU GOING WITH THAT? 355 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:35,579 - TO THE MALL. 356 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:36,975 THE GARBAGE CHUTE. 357 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:40,417 YOU TAUGHT ME THIS. - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 358 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,523 LET ME JUST, UM, TAKE A LOOK 359 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,955 AND MAKE SURE YOU SEPARATED EVERYTHING CORRECTLY. 360 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,562 - OH. OKAY. 361 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,095 [knock at door] 362 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,544 THANK GOD SOMEONE IS HERE. 363 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,408 - HEY. - HI. 364 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,439 - OH, NO, THIS AGAIN? 365 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,583 ROX, YOU OKAY? 366 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,480 - I'M FINE. 367 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,546 EVERYTHING CHECKS OUT. 368 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,454 IT'S READY FOR THE CHUTE. 369 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:18,363 - SHE DOUBLE-CHECKS YOUR GARBAGE WORK? 370 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,191 - THIS JUST STARTED. 371 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,397 - UM, HEY, I HAVE TO ASK YOU, 372 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,529 UM, FOR THAT MONEY BACK. 373 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,204 - WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? 374 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,943 WHY? 375 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,338 - IT'S KIND OF A LONG STORY, BUT MY DAD NEEDS IT. 376 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,440 BUT AS SOON AS HE PAYS ME BACK, 377 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,911 THE MONEY'S YOURS AGAIN. - YEAH, SURE. 378 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,310 I GAVE IT TO ROXANNE TO HOLD FOR ME. 379 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:38,252 - YES, AND I GAVE IT TO THE BANK. 380 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:42,148 SO... [exhales] 381 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,622 - OKAY, I'M PRETTY SURE THE BANK 382 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:44,680 WILL GIVE IT BACK TO YOU 383 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:48,357 IF YOU JUST WRITE ME A CHECK, SO... 384 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,088 - YEP. 385 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,394 YES, YEP. 386 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,556 NO, TOTALLY. 387 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:55,704 UH, SURE. 388 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,428 LET ME JUST GET A CHECK. 389 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:02,335 CHECK, CHECK, CHECK, CHECK, CHECK, CHECK, CHECK. 390 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:07,569 UH, ALL RIGHT, SO FIVE-ZERO-ZERO. 391 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:10,437 - ZERO. 392 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,618 - HEY, AFTER DINNER LET'S TAKE YOUR DAD 393 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:17,619 DOWN TO NAVY PIER. 394 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,090 - YEAH. 395 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,719 LOOK AT ME, HAVING A FAMILY. 396 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,424 IT'S GONNA BE SO COOL TO HANG OUT WITH HIM 397 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:26,256 WITHOUT HAVING TO WEAR A FAKE MUSTACHE. 398 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,532 - OH, HEY. - HI. 399 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,303 I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA MEET DOWN IN THE LOBBY. 400 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,532 - OH, WELL, WE GOT HERE A LITTLE EARLY 401 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,236 AND THE BAR WAS CROWDED, SO-- 402 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,168 - [chuckles] 403 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,574 - CAN WE COME IN? 404 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,636 - OH, OF COURSE, OF COURSE. 405 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,244 COME ON IN. 406 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,516 WOW, A SUITE. 407 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:50,679 - NICE, VINCE. 408 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,187 - OH, I'M NOT ACTUALLY PAYING FOR THIS. 409 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,650 BETWEEN THE AIRLINE MILES AND THE TRIP 410 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,687 I WON ON THE RADIO, IT'S BASICALLY FREE. 411 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,293 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 412 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:01,585 - NOPE. 413 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,558 - DAD, I-I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DINNER. 414 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,266 I MADE A RESERVATION. 415 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,398 - OH, WE CAN STILL GO TO DINNER. 416 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,573 THAT'S FROM THIS AFTERNOON. 417 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,770 THEY STILL HAVEN'T TAKEN IT AWAY YET. 418 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,601 THIS PLACE IS TERRIBLE. 419 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,475 - OKAY, NICE. KOBE BEEF AND TRUFFLES. 420 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,678 YOU SPENT $200 ON LUNCH, YET YOU NEED TO BORROW MONEY? 421 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,381 - NO, IT WAS COMPED. 422 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,383 I HAD A DRINK WITH THE CHEF LAST NIGHT. 423 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,584 TURNS OUT WE WERE BOTH AT THE ATLANTA OLYMPICS 424 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,117 AT THE SAME TIME. 425 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,794 - THERE'S NO BURST PIPE, IS THERE? 426 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,761 - OH, NO, THERE IS A BURST PIPE. 427 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,560 MY BUDDY IN ARGENTINA'S PLUMBER HAD TO HAVE HEART SURGERY. 428 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,303 - OKAY, DAD, JUST STOP. 429 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,029 OKAY, THERE-- THERE'S NO PIPE. 430 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,395 THERE'S NO PLUMBER. 431 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,132 THERE'S NO HEART SURGERY. 432 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,738 THERE'S NO YACHT. 433 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,739 THERE'S NO ALPACA. 434 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,041 THERE'S NO BOY BAND 435 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,514 THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SIGN. 436 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,581 JUST--JUST STOP. 437 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,511 - BUG. 438 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,046 * DANCE WITH ME 439 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,322 - NO, NO, NO. - OH, I'M SORRY. 440 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,119 - YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T BE. 441 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,791 OKAY, IT'S-- IT'S ALWAYS JUST GONNA BE 442 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,090 ONE EXCUSE AFTER THE OTHER WITH YOU. 443 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,493 AND IT'S JUST-- YOU KNOW WHAT? 444 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,734 IT'S ACTUALLY MY FAULT 445 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,558 FOR THINKING THAT YOU HAD CHANGED. 446 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,504 I MEAN, YOU'RE MY DAD AND I LOVE YOU. 447 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,130 BUT THIS IS HOW IT'S ALWAYS BEEN, 448 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,466 AND THIS IS HOW IT'S ALWAYS GONNA BE. 449 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:19,342 AND THAT'S TOTALLY-- TOTALLY FINE. 450 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,778 SEE YA, DAD. 451 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,509 - WAIT. 452 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,845 AND THE MONEY? 453 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,351 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I, UM-- 454 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,454 I'M ACTUALLY GONNA KEEP THAT, 455 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,685 'CAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT. 456 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,590 I DESERVE IT. 457 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:42,499 - I-I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS, ALEX. 458 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,499 - LOOK, VINCE, IN THE FUTURE, 459 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:48,501 IF YOU NEED MONEY, DON'T ASK HER, ASK ME. 460 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:49,635 ALL RIGHT, I'LL HELP YOU OUT, 461 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,639 BUT WE GOTTA KEEP IT BETWEEN US. 462 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,641 IT'S JUST TOO STRESSFUL FOR HER. 463 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,684 - WHAT'S YOUR CELL? 464 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,550 - OKAY, LILY, HERE IS YOUR $5,000 BACK. 465 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,622 - ARE YOU SURE? 466 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,220 - DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. 467 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,192 - THANK YOU SO MUCH, AGAIN. 468 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,820 [both chuckle] 469 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,815 - OH, YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU 470 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,757 JUST MAKE THIS OUT TO ME? 471 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,202 SINCE IT'S GONNA GO INTO MY ACCOUNT ANYWAY. 472 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,158 - OKAY. 473 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,627 - UH, WAIT. - WHY? 474 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,796 - I'VE BEEN THINKING THAT 475 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,874 I NEED TO BE ABLE TO HANDLE MY OWN MONEY, YOU KNOW? 476 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,874 AND I JUST WANNA BE A MORE RESPONSIBLE PERSON. 477 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,637 - YOU MEAN LIKE ROXANNE? 478 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,179 - I WANNA GIVE THIS MONEY TO SOMEONE 479 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,324 WHO'S ALWAYS SUPPORTED ME. 480 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,618 SO MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO MARK. 481 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,790 - WHAT? - HUH? 482 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:42,518 - OH, COLD. 483 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,785 - LILY, I'M NOT TAKING THAT. 484 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:47,333 - WHY DO YOU GUYS HATE MONEY? 485 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,500 - LILY, THIS IS CRAZY. 486 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:50,799 - NO, NO. 487 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,770 YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME FREE FOOD. 488 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:56,569 AND YOU'VE GIVEN US ALL THIS AWESOME PLACE TO HANG OUT. 489 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,843 THIS IS, LIKE, MY HOME NOW. 490 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:02,841 I LOVE THIS BAR, YOU KNOW? 491 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,205 KINDA WISH IT WAS IN NEW MEXICO, 492 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,745 BUT I BELIEVE IN IT. 493 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:10,680 AND I WANT TO INVEST IN IT. 494 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,887 - BUT WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. 495 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,549 YOU'RE GONNA BE A REAL INVESTOR. 496 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:15,957 WHICH MEANS YOU'RE GONNA BE ENTITLED TO EVERYTHING 497 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,388 THAT A REAL INVESTOR IN THIS BAR GETS, 498 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,494 WHICH SO FAR IS NOTHING. 499 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,856 - I'LL TAKE IT. 500 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,704 - OKAY. - OKAY. 501 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:25,801 CONGRATULATIONS. 502 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,872 - [giggles] 503 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,640 - I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO SIGN SOME PAPERWORK AND JUNK. 504 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,840 - PAPERWORK AND JUNK? 505 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,882 YOU GUYS, I HAVE SOMETHING. 506 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,878 - WELL, THEN... IT'S WORTH IT. 507 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,847 - HERE YOU GO. 508 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:47,886 - HEY, MARK? 509 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,920 YOU WANNA GO OUT SOMETIME? 510 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,328 - SURPRISE! 511 00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,925 - LOW BAR? 512 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,496 WE NEED TO WORK ON YOUR DEFINITION 513 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,604 OF THE WORD SURPRISE. 514 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,736 - NO. OVER THERE. 515 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:08,942 - OH, YOU PUT YOUR PHOTOS UP. AWESOME. 516 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,775 - LOOK, I KNOW THAT IT'S NOT, LIKE, A GALLERY. 517 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,710 - NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT DOESN'T MATTER. 518 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:13,775 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 519 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,783 I DIDN'T THINK THAT YOU WERE EVER GONNA DO THIS. 520 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,915 - AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MY DAD DOES. 521 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,690 HE ALWAYS SAYS HE'S GONNA DO SOMETHING, 522 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,519 AND HE NEVER DOES IT, 523 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,023 AND I AM NOT GONNA BE THAT PERSON. 524 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,624 SO NO MORE EXCUSES. 525 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,027 - OKAY, FINE, THEN THAT MEANS 526 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,328 YOU FINALLY NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PRONOUNCE URLACHER. 527 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,500 - LET ME JUST PREFACE THIS BY SAYING, 528 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:33,732 I THINK IT'S GREAT HAVING YOUR PHOTOGRAPHS 529 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:34,826 HANGING IN MY BAR. 530 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:37,567 BUT MY NEW INVESTOR HAS BEEN UP MY CRACK ABOUT THEM. 531 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:40,014 - HI. LISTEN, MARK. 532 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,869 THOSE TOP TWO PHOTOS NEED TO BE HUNG HIGHER. 533 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:42,838 THEY'RE NOT CATCHING THE LIGHT. 534 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,375 AND THEN AFTER THAT, WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT 535 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,951 THE DIM SUM MENU. 536 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,475 - NO, WE'RE NOT. 537 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:51,817 - WHITNEY! 538 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,651 THIS IS HUGE. AHH, MAN. 539 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,817 THESE PHOTOS ARE BEAUTIFUL. 540 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:59,356 I'D LOVE TO BUY ONE, BUT I MADE 541 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:03,032 A COUPLE OF BAD INVESTMENTS LATELY. 542 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,702 - THIS ONE, I REALLY LIKE. - THANK YOU. 543 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,572 - YEAH, YOU KNOW, THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES TOO. 544 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,370 - THE POSES ARE VERY PROVOCATIVE. 545 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:14,572 IT'S LIKE DIANE ARBUS MEETS AN EARLY SALLY MANN. 546 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,907 ART HISTORY MINOR. 547 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,753 Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME. 37991

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