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- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOUR DAD'S GONNA
BE HERE ANY SECOND.
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- AW, IT'S SO CUTE
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THAT YOU ACTUALLY THINK
HE'S GONNA SHOW UP.
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EVEN IF HE DOES,
HE'S GONNA BE THREE HOURS LATE
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WITH A FOUR-HOUR EXCUSE.
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- YEAH, I JUST HOPE
HE DOESN'T TRY
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AND SELL US SOMETHING AGAIN.
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- OH, MY GOD. LIKE THAT
STUPID TOOTH WHITENING KIT?
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YOU KNOW, I THINK
THAT THING ACTUALLY
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MADE MY TEETH BIGGER.
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- I THINK IT JUST
MADE YOUR FACE SMALLER.
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[knock at door]
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- WONDER WHO THAT IS.
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- IT'S YOUR DAD.
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- ALLEY-OOP, HOW ARE YOU?
- HEY.
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- THERE'S MY BEAUTIFUL BUG.
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- DAD, YOU'RE HERE.
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AND YOU'RE NOT WET.
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UM, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
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- NOT BAD.
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I SAT NEXT TO A VERY NICE
LAWYERETTE FROM CALIFORNIA
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WHO INVITED ME
INTO THE ADMIRALS CLUB.
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A LITTLE BISCOTTI,
A LITTLE NETWORKING,
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PRETTY GOOD SATURDAY.
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- VINCE, YOU WANT US
TO TURN THE MUSIC UP REAL LOUD
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BEFORE WE START TALKING?
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- NOPE.
WE CAN SPEAK FREELY.
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AND I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING
I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE TO YOU--
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A BELATED WEDDING GIFT.
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I LOVE YOU,
AND I AM PROUD OF YOU.
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IT'S $5,000.
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- OH, MY GOD.
ARE YOU DYING?
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- NO. THINGS HAVE REALLY
BEEN GOING MY WAY RECENTLY.
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THINGS REALLY
STARTED POPPING
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ONCE MERCURY
GOT OUT OF RETROGRADE.
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- OKAY, OKAY, OH.
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SO YOU NEED ME TO BURY THIS
IN THE DESERT?
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- NO, HONEY, IT'S YOURS.
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LOOK, I KNOW
I HAVEN'T BEEN
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THE MOST DEPENDABLE DAD,
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BUT I'M REALLY TRYING
TO CHANGE SOME THINGS.
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IT TAKES SOME PEOPLE LONGER
TO GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER.
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PLEASE LET ME DO THIS.
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YOU DESERVE IT.
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- AW, THAT'S REALLY TOUCHING.
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- IT'S NOT FAKE.
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I INVESTED IN A WATER WELL
CONSTRUCTION COMPANY
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A FEW YEARS BACK,
AND THEY JUST GOT
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A GOVERNMENT CONTRACT
TO START DRILLING
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ALL OVER THE SOUTHWEST.
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- OH, THAT SOUNDS
REALLY BORING AND REAL.
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- OKAY, I'M GONNA GO
CHECK INTO THE HOTEL.
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I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL.
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WE'LL MEET UP LATER.
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- OKAY, SURE.
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- LOVE YOU.
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- OKAY.
[laughs]
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AND HEY,
START THINKING ABOUT
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WHAT YOU WANNA DO
WITH THAT MONEY.
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MY ADVICE?
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TURQUOISE.
IT'S THE NEW GOLD.
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ALEX.
- YEAH?
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- ONE WORD.
WHAT IS IT?
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- TURQUOISE?
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- BOOM.
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- WAS THAT JUST MY DAD?
- WHO CARES?
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THAT GUY JUST GAVE US
5,000 BUCKS.
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- WHITNEY IS TAPED IN FRONT
OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO
WITH SOME OF THAT MONEY?
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I'M GONNA GET YOU
SOME OF THOSE PLAYOFF TICKETS.
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SO ARE THE PLAYOFFS
STILL IN TOWN?
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- THAT'S SO MANY NOs.
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AND YOU'RE NOT SPENDING IT
ON ME, ALL RIGHT?
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I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
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YOU'RE GONNA USE IT
TO RENT OUT A GALLERY
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AND FINALLY HAVE
A SHOWING OF YOUR PHOTOS.
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NOW YOU WON'T HAVE
ANY MORE EXCUSES.
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- OH, PFFT, NOW?
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IT'S TOO WINDY FOR ART.
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[murmurs]
BUMMER...
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OH!
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[overlapping greetings]
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- WHERE YOU BEEN?
- HEY.
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- LET'S SEE, UH,
ONE VODKA ROCKS.
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ONE HEINEKEN LIGHT.
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THAT'LL BE $5,000.
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- I'M SORRY.
WAS IT A SECRET?
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- SO YOUR DAD'S
GONE LEGIT, HUH?
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NO MORE MINI HORSES
IN PARAGUAY?
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- NO FLOATING MALLS
IN THE AMAZON?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
IT WAS WEIRD.
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HE WAS ACTING
LIKE A DAD.
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I--IT'S JUST,
I DON'T KNOW.
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I FEEL LIKE I'VE SPENT
MY WHOLE LIFE WAITING FOR THIS.
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IT'S JUST KINDA SURREAL.
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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WE GET IT--
YOU'RE WHOLE AGAIN.
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BUT WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO WITH THE MONEY?
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- YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT GETTING ALEX
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SOME NEW JEANS THAT DON'T
HAVE YELLOW STITCHING ON THEM.
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- NO, I TOLD YOU,
IT'S YOUR MONEY.
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YOU'RE GONNA
SPEND IT ON YOU.
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- HONEY, THAT IS FOR ME.
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- AH, MAN, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I'D DO.
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IF 5 GRAND
FELL INTO MY LAP,
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I'D SINK IT
INTO THIS BAR.
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SOME OF THIS STUFF'S
GETTING WORN OUT.
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THE ICE MACHINE,
THE KEGERATOR,
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THAT GUY OVER THERE.
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- I WOULD FLY FIRST CLASS
AND STOCK UP
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ON THOSE MINI BOTTLES.
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I LIKE THEM BECAUSE
WHEN YOU DRINK TOO MUCH,
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YOU ONLY MAKE MINI-MISTAKES.
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- YOU KNOW, I'D PAY
MY STUDENT LOANS OFF
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FROM GRAD SCHOOL.
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Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME.
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- I WOULD JUST
GET MY LIFE BACK TOGETHER.
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I'D START
LOOKING FOR MY OWN PLACE.
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THEN I'D VISIT MY FAMILY
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FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN TWO YEARS.
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I COULD SEE MY GRANDMA
WHO'S, UH, NOT DOING GREAT.
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AND I WOULD
FIX THIS TOOTH
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THAT'S ALWAYS BLEEDING.
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- HERE.
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- WHAT?
- YOU WIN.
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- UH, YOU KNOW WHAT,
IF I COULD--
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CAN I JUST--CAN I SEE THAT
FOR A SECOND?
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- NO, NO.
YOU SAID THIS WAS MY MONEY.
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I WANNA USE IT
TO HELP LILY.
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- WHITS, NO, I CAN'T.
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CAN I?
[clears throat]
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UH, NO, I CAN'T.
I--REALLY.
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- LILY, COME ON.
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I WANT TO HELP YOU
GET BACK ON YOUR FEET.
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YOU NEED IT
WAY MORE THAN ME.
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UNLESS ALEX
BREAKS UP WITH ME,
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IN WHICH CASE,
I'LL NEED IT BACK IMMEDIATELY.
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- [exhales]
I LOVE YOU.
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- COME ON,
I LOVE YOU TOO.
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- OH, MY GOD.
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- HEY, LILY?
- HUH?
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- YOU WANNA
GO OUT SOMETIME?
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- ALEX, STOP.
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- I JUST--I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GAVE LILY ALL THAT MONEY.
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- SHE'S FAMILY.
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SHE HAS HELPED ME
THROUGH SOME REALLY HARD TIMES.
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YOU KNOW HOW MANY CUPS
SHE'S PEED IN FOR ME?
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OKAY, AND NOW SHE--
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SHE DOESN'T HAVE
A CUP TO PEE IN.
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- LOOK, I'M NOT SAYING
IT WASN'T
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AN AMAZING THING TO DO.
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YOU'RE A GREAT FRIEND,
IT'S JUST--
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YOU WANNA KNOW
WHAT I THINK?
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I THINK THIS IS YOU
AVOIDING
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PUTTING YOUR PHOTOS
IN A GALLERY,
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AND, I MEAN,
YOU HAD A PERFECT CHANCE
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TO INVEST IN YOURSELF,
AND YOU JUST BLEW IT.
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- HEY, DON'T MAKE ME
MORE COMPLICATED
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THAN I ALREADY AM.
- ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA PAY FOR THE SPACE.
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THIS WAY YOU CAN'T
MAKE ANY MORE EXCUSES.
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HOW'S THAT?
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- OKAY, I--I JUST--
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LOOK, I'M JUST NOT READY.
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- YOU SAID THE SAME THING
ABOUT TURNING 30.
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- FINE, I'LL TURN 30.
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- WHITNEY.
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- OKAY.
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I'LL PUT
SOME PHOTOS TOGETHER.
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- NO, I WANT YOU
TO BE EXCITED ABOUT IT,
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LIKE THE TIME YOU SAW URKEL
AT THE OUTLET MALL.
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HEY, I'M A 30-YEAR-OLD
PHOTOGRAPHER,
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AND I'M FINALLY GONNA GET
TO SHOW MY PHOTOS
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IN A COOL PLACE,
LIKE A GALLERY.
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OOH, WHOO-HOO!
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- SORRY.
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IT'S JUST WHAT I'D BE DOING
ALL DAY IF I HAD THOSE.
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- OKAY, WOULD YOU
STOP IT?
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- [sighs]
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- THERE YOU ARE,
SLEEPYHEAD.
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- [grunts]
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- HERE IS YOUR COFFEE.
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- THANKS, MOUSE.
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OH, THE MACGUIRES
ACROSS THE HALL
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INVITED US
OVER FOR DINNER.
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SO CAN YOU
MAKE THAT GO AWAY?
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- I'M ON IT.
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AND...HERE.
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- WHAT'S THIS?
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- OPEN IT.
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- UH, YOUR 5,000 BUCKS?
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- YEAH. I'VE BEEN
LIVING OFF YOU FOR A YEAR.
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SO THAT'S FOR RENT, FOOD,
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AND THE SIDE PANEL
OF YOUR CAR.
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I COULD NEVER REPAY YOU
WITH ALL THE MONEY
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I LOSE ON MY BLOG.
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- LIL, YOU DON'T OWE ME
FOR ANYTHING, OKAY?
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YOU MORE THAN
PULL YOUR WEIGHT AROUND HERE.
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YOU COOK,
YOU LISTEN TO MY PROBLEMS,
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AND YOU THREW AWAY
MY MAGNIFYING MIRROR.
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- I JUST--I'VE NEVER
HAD THIS MUCH MONEY BEFORE.
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AND LAST NIGHT
I WAS ONLINE,
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LOOKING AT LAND
IN NEW MEXICO
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AND BUMPITS.
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I-I JUST--
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I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO BE RICH.
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SO CAN YOU PLEASE JUST
AT LEAST HOLD IT FOR ME?
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YOU'RE THE MOST RESPONSIBLE
PERSON I KNOW...
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I MEAN, WITH MONEY.
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- OKAY, ALL RIGHT, FINE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL PUT IT IN MY ACCOUNT.
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AND THEN WHEN YOU
REALLY NEED SOMETHING,
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I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.
OKAY.
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NOW I'M GONNA GO CHANGE AGAIN,
FOR NO REASON AT ALL.
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- HI.
- HEY.
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HOW'S IT GOING?
- TERRIBLE.
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PEOPLE ARE GONNA
HATE THESE.
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I MEAN--
- NO, THEY'RE NOT.
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THEY'RE GREAT,
ALL RIGHT?
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AND SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE
WHAT PEOPLE THINK?
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YOU VOTED FOR ROSEANNE.
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WHY ARE YOU SO SELF-CONSCIOUS
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
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- [sighs]
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A COUPLE MONTHS AGO,
I PUT SOME OF MY PHOTOS
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ON THIS ONLINE GALLERY AND--
[sighs]
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PEOPLE WROTE SOME
REALLY NASTY COMMENTS.
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I MEAN, NONE OF THEM
WERE SPELLED CORRECTLY,
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BUT THEY WERE REALLY MEAN.
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- WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME THIS?
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- 'CAUSE I WAS EMBARRASSED.
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PEOPLE SAID THEY WERE
WEIRD AND AGGRESSIVE.
232
00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:00,335
- BUT YOU ARE WEIRD
AND AGGRESSIVE.
233
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,313
THAT'S WHAT
MAKES YOU DIFFERENT.
234
00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,782
PLUS, THE WHOLE THING
ABOUT ART IS THAT
235
00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:05,952
PEOPLE GET TO HAVE
OPINIONS ABOUT IT.
236
00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:08,179
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
IS IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
237
00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,775
- OKAY, BUT WHAT IF
THEY'RE RIGHT?
238
00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:10,917
WHAT IF IT'S BAD?
- AND WHAT IF THEY'RE WRONG?
239
00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,291
- WELL, WHAT IF THEY'RE RIGHT?
- WHAT IF THEY'RE WRONG?
240
00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,249
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
[sighs]
241
00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,617
OKAY, I JUST--
I DON'T KNOW.
242
00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:16,756
I'M NOT INTO THIS
RIGHT NOW.
243
00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,030
I'M JUST--
AFTER SEEING THOSE COMMENTS,
244
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,028
I'M FEELING KIND OF, LIKE,
TRAUMATIZED.
245
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,600
- YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT'S
JUST THIS WEEK'S EXCUSE.
246
00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,000
I MEAN,
LAST MONTH IT WAS THAT
247
00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,331
YOU DIDN'T HAVE
THE RIGHT FILM.
248
00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:26,825
THE MONTH BEFORE THAT,
YOU DIDN'T HAVE
249
00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,267
THE RIGHT COMPUTER SOFTWARE.
250
00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:31,871
THE MONTH BEFORE THAT,
YOU HAD VERTIGO.
251
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:32,765
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
WHAT YOUR EXCUSE
252
00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:33,706
IS GONNA BE NEXT MONTH.
253
00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:36,011
- OH, SO YOU WANNA
CHECK BACK NEXT MONTH?
254
00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:37,753
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M DONE BEGGING YOU TO DO THIS.
255
00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,048
OKAY?
IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRY,
256
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,779
THEN I'M NOT GONNA TRY.
257
00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,753
IS THIS A PICTURE OF MY--
258
00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:47,785
- OH, YEAH,
YOU WERE SLEEPING.
259
00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,389
- [shivers]
260
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,696
OOH, HEY, R.J.
- HEY.
261
00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,159
- LISTEN,
I AM IN A RUSH.
262
00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:58,897
I GOTTA GET TO THE BANK
BEFORE IT CLOSES,
263
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,902
SO I CAN ONLY STAY
FOR THREE DRINKS.
264
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,906
- WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
GO TO THE BANK FIRST?
265
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,938
- BECAUSE THEY DON'T
SERVE DRINKS AT THE BANK.
266
00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:10,840
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
267
00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:14,848
I AM JUST GONNA GIVE YOU
MY CARD FIRST SO WE CAN--
268
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,387
OH, MY GOD.
- WHAT?
269
00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,989
- I-I THINK
I'M GONNA THROW UP.
270
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,822
- ALREADY?
271
00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,757
- NO, THE $5,000
ISN'T IN HERE!
272
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,933
LILY GAVE IT TO ME
TO HOLD FOR HER THIS MORNING.
273
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:29,932
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.
- OKAY.
274
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,873
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU REMEMBER SEEING IT?
275
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:35,440
- UM, BEFORE I LEFT
FOR WORK THIS MORNING.
276
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,938
LILY GAVE ME THE ENVELOPE.
277
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,870
AND THEN I FINISHED
MY COFFEE,
278
00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,166
AND I PUT IT IN MY PURSE.
279
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,237
I-I THINK.
280
00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,105
[exhales]
MAYBE I DIDN'T.
281
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,414
- HERE, LET ME
LOOK IN YOUR PURSE.
282
00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,905
SOMETIMES YOU'LL BE
LOOKING RIGHT AT SOMETHING
283
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:49,677
AND NOT SEE IT.
284
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,754
WELL, THE MONEY'S
NOT IN HERE,
285
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,146
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE
286
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:57,187
YOU NEED A PERMIT
FOR THAT.
287
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:01,087
[knock at door]
288
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,698
- [clears throat]
289
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:03,900
HEY, DAD.
290
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,771
- SORRY I DIDN'T
CALL YOU GUYS.
291
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:10,169
I-I WANTED TO COME OVER
AND TALK TO YOU IN PERSON.
292
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:13,373
OH, BOY.
I-I HATE TO ASK THIS.
293
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:17,036
BUT I NEED THAT MONEY BACK--
TEMPORARILY.
294
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:17,907
- OKAY.
295
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:20,075
- YEAH, I GOT
A CALL FROM A NEIGHBOR.
296
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,183
WE HAD A FREEZE LAST NIGHT.
297
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,354
PIPE BURST IN THE CEILING,
298
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,382
A LOT OF WATER DAMAGE.
299
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,476
I GOTTA GIVE IT
TO THE CONTRACTOR
300
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,447
UNTIL THE INSURANCE KICKS IN.
301
00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:27,916
I'M SO SORRY.
302
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,055
- OH, IT'S FINE.
303
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,159
UM, I--I DON'T HAVE
THE MONEY ON ME.
304
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,431
BUT, UM--
BUT IT'S COOL.
305
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,929
I'LL JUST, UH--
306
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:37,001
I'LL BRING IT
BY YOUR HOTEL TONIGHT, OKAY?
307
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,400
AND THEN MAYBE
WE CAN GET DINNER AFTER.
308
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,271
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
LET'S GO TO THAT HOT DOG PLACE
309
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,740
WHERE THE EMPLOYEES
INSULT THE CUSTOMERS.
310
00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:44,911
- UH, MAYBE SOME PLACE ELSE.
311
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,238
WHITNEY GOT BANNED
FROM THAT PLACE
312
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:48,183
FOR BEING RUDE.
313
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,738
- WELL, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
314
00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,237
THANK YOU, HONEY.
- OKAY.
315
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,478
- I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
- OKAY, YEAH.
316
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,082
- * IN THE WINDY CITY
317
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,984
* THE CITY BY THE LAKE
318
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,216
HELLO, MA'AM.
319
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,390
WHY, THANK YOU.
320
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:02,089
- OH, NO, MAN.
321
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,362
HOW AM I GONNA
GET THAT MONEY? UGH.
322
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,531
- WELL, JUST ASK LILY
FOR IT BACK.
323
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,198
- NO, I CAN'T DO THAT.
SHE HAS NOTHING.
324
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,458
SHE'S, LIKE, DESPERATE
AND SLEEPING ON SOMEONE'S COUCH.
325
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:14,228
- WOW. SHE REALLY IS
LIKE YOUR FAMILY.
326
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,797
- OH, ALTHOUGH, I TECHNICALLY
WOULD JUST BE BORROWING IT.
327
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,167
AND I CAN JUST
PAY HER BACK
328
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,405
AS SOON AS MY DAD
REIMBURSES ME.
329
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,369
- WELL, YEAH,
I MEAN--
330
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,538
YOU REALLY THINK YOUR DAD'S
GONNA PAY YOU BACK?
331
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,176
- I KNOW, I GET IT.
332
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,512
I SEE HOW YOU
COULD THINK THAT,
333
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:27,776
BUT I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST--
334
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,015
I HAVE THIS
REALLY GOOD FEELING THAT
335
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:32,389
THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT
THIS TIME.
336
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,159
- OKAY.
- OKAY.
337
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,558
OH, MAN, IT'S GONNA
BE SO AWKWARD
338
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,229
TO ASK HER
FOR THAT MONEY BACK.
339
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,558
UGH. THERE HAS GOTTA
BE ANOTHER WAY
340
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,503
THAT I COULD GET THAT MONEY.
341
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,229
OH, WHERE'S THAT PICTURE
OF YOUR THING?
342
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,308
- [exhales]
343
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,286
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- WHOA!
344
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,989
UH, WHEN DID YOU
GET HOME?
345
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,392
- FIVE HOURS AGO.
346
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,234
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
347
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,389
- OOH, WELL,
SOMEBODY IS CERTAINLY
348
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,227
FULL OF QUESTIONS TODAY, HUH?
349
00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,003
[both chuckle]
350
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,331
- OH, HEY, I TALKED
TO THE MACGUIRES.
351
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,527
I TOLD 'EM YOU MOVED OUT.
352
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,538
SO IF YOU RUN INTO THEM,
YOU'RE A TWIN.
353
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,484
- WHOA, WHOA, UH--
354
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,550
WHERE YOU GOING
WITH THAT?
355
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:35,579
- TO THE MALL.
356
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:36,975
THE GARBAGE CHUTE.
357
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:40,417
YOU TAUGHT ME THIS.
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
358
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,523
LET ME JUST, UM,
TAKE A LOOK
359
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,955
AND MAKE SURE YOU
SEPARATED EVERYTHING CORRECTLY.
360
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,562
- OH. OKAY.
361
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,095
[knock at door]
362
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,544
THANK GOD SOMEONE IS HERE.
363
00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,408
- HEY.
- HI.
364
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,439
- OH, NO, THIS AGAIN?
365
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,583
ROX, YOU OKAY?
366
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,480
- I'M FINE.
367
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,546
EVERYTHING CHECKS OUT.
368
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,454
IT'S READY FOR THE CHUTE.
369
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:18,363
- SHE DOUBLE-CHECKS
YOUR GARBAGE WORK?
370
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,191
- THIS JUST STARTED.
371
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,397
- UM, HEY,
I HAVE TO ASK YOU,
372
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,529
UM, FOR THAT MONEY BACK.
373
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,204
- WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
374
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,943
WHY?
375
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,338
- IT'S KIND OF A LONG STORY,
BUT MY DAD NEEDS IT.
376
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,440
BUT AS SOON
AS HE PAYS ME BACK,
377
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,911
THE MONEY'S YOURS AGAIN.
- YEAH, SURE.
378
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,310
I GAVE IT TO ROXANNE
TO HOLD FOR ME.
379
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:38,252
- YES, AND I GAVE IT
TO THE BANK.
380
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:42,148
SO...
[exhales]
381
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,622
- OKAY, I'M PRETTY SURE
THE BANK
382
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:44,680
WILL GIVE IT BACK TO YOU
383
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:48,357
IF YOU JUST
WRITE ME A CHECK, SO...
384
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,088
- YEP.
385
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,394
YES, YEP.
386
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,556
NO, TOTALLY.
387
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:55,704
UH, SURE.
388
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,428
LET ME JUST GET A CHECK.
389
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:02,335
CHECK, CHECK, CHECK, CHECK,
CHECK, CHECK, CHECK.
390
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:07,569
UH, ALL RIGHT,
SO FIVE-ZERO-ZERO.
391
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:10,437
- ZERO.
392
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,618
- HEY, AFTER DINNER
LET'S TAKE YOUR DAD
393
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:17,619
DOWN TO NAVY PIER.
394
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,090
- YEAH.
395
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,719
LOOK AT ME,
HAVING A FAMILY.
396
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,424
IT'S GONNA BE SO COOL
TO HANG OUT WITH HIM
397
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:26,256
WITHOUT HAVING TO WEAR
A FAKE MUSTACHE.
398
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,532
- OH, HEY.
- HI.
399
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,303
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA MEET
DOWN IN THE LOBBY.
400
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,532
- OH, WELL, WE GOT HERE
A LITTLE EARLY
401
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,236
AND THE BAR WAS CROWDED, SO--
402
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,168
- [chuckles]
403
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,574
- CAN WE COME IN?
404
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,636
- OH, OF COURSE,
OF COURSE.
405
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,244
COME ON IN.
406
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,516
WOW, A SUITE.
407
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:50,679
- NICE, VINCE.
408
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,187
- OH, I'M NOT ACTUALLY
PAYING FOR THIS.
409
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,650
BETWEEN THE AIRLINE MILES
AND THE TRIP
410
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,687
I WON ON THE RADIO,
IT'S BASICALLY FREE.
411
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,293
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
412
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:01,585
- NOPE.
413
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,558
- DAD, I-I THOUGHT
WE WERE GOING TO DINNER.
414
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,266
I MADE A RESERVATION.
415
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,398
- OH, WE CAN STILL
GO TO DINNER.
416
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,573
THAT'S FROM THIS AFTERNOON.
417
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,770
THEY STILL HAVEN'T
TAKEN IT AWAY YET.
418
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,601
THIS PLACE IS TERRIBLE.
419
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,475
- OKAY, NICE.
KOBE BEEF AND TRUFFLES.
420
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,678
YOU SPENT $200 ON LUNCH,
YET YOU NEED TO BORROW MONEY?
421
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,381
- NO, IT WAS COMPED.
422
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,383
I HAD A DRINK
WITH THE CHEF LAST NIGHT.
423
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,584
TURNS OUT WE WERE BOTH
AT THE ATLANTA OLYMPICS
424
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,117
AT THE SAME TIME.
425
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,794
- THERE'S NO BURST PIPE,
IS THERE?
426
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,761
- OH, NO,
THERE IS A BURST PIPE.
427
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,560
MY BUDDY IN ARGENTINA'S PLUMBER
HAD TO HAVE HEART SURGERY.
428
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,303
- OKAY, DAD, JUST STOP.
429
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,029
OKAY, THERE--
THERE'S NO PIPE.
430
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,395
THERE'S NO PLUMBER.
431
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,132
THERE'S NO HEART SURGERY.
432
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,738
THERE'S NO YACHT.
433
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,739
THERE'S NO ALPACA.
434
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,041
THERE'S NO BOY BAND
435
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,514
THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SIGN.
436
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,581
JUST--JUST STOP.
437
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,511
- BUG.
438
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,046
* DANCE WITH ME
439
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,322
- NO, NO, NO.
- OH, I'M SORRY.
440
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,119
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T BE.
441
00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,791
OKAY, IT'S--
IT'S ALWAYS JUST GONNA BE
442
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,090
ONE EXCUSE
AFTER THE OTHER WITH YOU.
443
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,493
AND IT'S JUST--
YOU KNOW WHAT?
444
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,734
IT'S ACTUALLY MY FAULT
445
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,558
FOR THINKING
THAT YOU HAD CHANGED.
446
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,504
I MEAN, YOU'RE MY DAD
AND I LOVE YOU.
447
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,130
BUT THIS IS HOW
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN,
448
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,466
AND THIS IS HOW
IT'S ALWAYS GONNA BE.
449
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:19,342
AND THAT'S TOTALLY--
TOTALLY FINE.
450
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,778
SEE YA, DAD.
451
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,509
- WAIT.
452
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,845
AND THE MONEY?
453
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,351
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I, UM--
454
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,454
I'M ACTUALLY GONNA
KEEP THAT,
455
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,685
'CAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT.
456
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,590
I DESERVE IT.
457
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:42,499
- I-I'M SORRY
ABOUT THIS, ALEX.
458
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,499
- LOOK, VINCE,
IN THE FUTURE,
459
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:48,501
IF YOU NEED MONEY,
DON'T ASK HER, ASK ME.
460
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:49,635
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL HELP YOU OUT,
461
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,639
BUT WE GOTTA
KEEP IT BETWEEN US.
462
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,641
IT'S JUST TOO STRESSFUL
FOR HER.
463
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,684
- WHAT'S YOUR CELL?
464
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,550
- OKAY, LILY,
HERE IS YOUR $5,000 BACK.
465
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,622
- ARE YOU SURE?
466
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,220
- DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
467
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,192
- THANK YOU SO MUCH, AGAIN.
468
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,820
[both chuckle]
469
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,815
- OH, YOU KNOW,
WHY DON'T YOU
470
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,757
JUST MAKE THIS OUT TO ME?
471
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,202
SINCE IT'S GONNA
GO INTO MY ACCOUNT ANYWAY.
472
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,158
- OKAY.
473
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,627
- UH, WAIT.
- WHY?
474
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,796
- I'VE BEEN THINKING THAT
475
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,874
I NEED TO BE ABLE TO HANDLE
MY OWN MONEY, YOU KNOW?
476
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,874
AND I JUST WANNA
BE A MORE RESPONSIBLE PERSON.
477
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,637
- YOU MEAN LIKE ROXANNE?
478
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,179
- I WANNA GIVE THIS MONEY
TO SOMEONE
479
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,324
WHO'S ALWAYS SUPPORTED ME.
480
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,618
SO MAKE THE CHECK OUT
TO MARK.
481
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,790
- WHAT?
- HUH?
482
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:42,518
- OH, COLD.
483
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,785
- LILY,
I'M NOT TAKING THAT.
484
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:47,333
- WHY DO YOU GUYS
HATE MONEY?
485
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,500
- LILY, THIS IS CRAZY.
486
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:50,799
- NO, NO.
487
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,770
YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME
FREE FOOD.
488
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:56,569
AND YOU'VE GIVEN US ALL
THIS AWESOME PLACE TO HANG OUT.
489
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,843
THIS IS, LIKE,
MY HOME NOW.
490
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:02,841
I LOVE THIS BAR,
YOU KNOW?
491
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,205
KINDA WISH IT WAS
IN NEW MEXICO,
492
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,745
BUT I BELIEVE IN IT.
493
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:10,680
AND I WANT TO INVEST IN IT.
494
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,887
- BUT WE'RE GONNA
TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
495
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,549
YOU'RE GONNA BE
A REAL INVESTOR.
496
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:15,957
WHICH MEANS YOU'RE GONNA
BE ENTITLED TO EVERYTHING
497
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,388
THAT A REAL INVESTOR
IN THIS BAR GETS,
498
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,494
WHICH SO FAR IS NOTHING.
499
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,856
- I'LL TAKE IT.
500
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,704
- OKAY.
- OKAY.
501
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:25,801
CONGRATULATIONS.
502
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,872
- [giggles]
503
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,640
- I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO SIGN
SOME PAPERWORK AND JUNK.
504
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,840
- PAPERWORK AND JUNK?
505
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,882
YOU GUYS,
I HAVE SOMETHING.
506
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,878
- WELL, THEN...
IT'S WORTH IT.
507
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,847
- HERE YOU GO.
508
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:47,886
- HEY, MARK?
509
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,920
YOU WANNA GO OUT SOMETIME?
510
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,328
- SURPRISE!
511
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,925
- LOW BAR?
512
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,496
WE NEED TO WORK ON
YOUR DEFINITION
513
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,604
OF THE WORD SURPRISE.
514
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,736
- NO. OVER THERE.
515
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:08,942
- OH, YOU PUT YOUR PHOTOS UP.
AWESOME.
516
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,775
- LOOK, I KNOW THAT
IT'S NOT, LIKE, A GALLERY.
517
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,710
- NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
518
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:13,775
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
519
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,783
I DIDN'T THINK THAT
YOU WERE EVER GONNA DO THIS.
520
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,915
- AND THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT MY DAD DOES.
521
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,690
HE ALWAYS SAYS
HE'S GONNA DO SOMETHING,
522
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,519
AND HE NEVER DOES IT,
523
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,023
AND I AM NOT
GONNA BE THAT PERSON.
524
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,624
SO NO MORE EXCUSES.
525
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,027
- OKAY, FINE,
THEN THAT MEANS
526
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,328
YOU FINALLY NEED TO LEARN
HOW TO PRONOUNCE URLACHER.
527
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,500
- LET ME JUST PREFACE THIS
BY SAYING,
528
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:33,732
I THINK IT'S GREAT HAVING
YOUR PHOTOGRAPHS
529
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:34,826
HANGING IN MY BAR.
530
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:37,567
BUT MY NEW INVESTOR HAS BEEN
UP MY CRACK ABOUT THEM.
531
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:40,014
- HI. LISTEN, MARK.
532
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,869
THOSE TOP TWO PHOTOS
NEED TO BE HUNG HIGHER.
533
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:42,838
THEY'RE NOT
CATCHING THE LIGHT.
534
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,375
AND THEN AFTER THAT,
WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT
535
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,951
THE DIM SUM MENU.
536
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,475
- NO, WE'RE NOT.
537
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:51,817
- WHITNEY!
538
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,651
THIS IS HUGE.
AHH, MAN.
539
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,817
THESE PHOTOS ARE BEAUTIFUL.
540
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:59,356
I'D LOVE TO BUY ONE,
BUT I MADE
541
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:03,032
A COUPLE
OF BAD INVESTMENTS LATELY.
542
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,702
- THIS ONE, I REALLY LIKE.
- THANK YOU.
543
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,572
- YEAH, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES TOO.
544
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,370
- THE POSES
ARE VERY PROVOCATIVE.
545
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:14,572
IT'S LIKE DIANE ARBUS
MEETS AN EARLY SALLY MANN.
546
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,907
ART HISTORY MINOR.
547
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,753
Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME.
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