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- NO, LET GO, LET GO, LET GO.
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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AH!
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LAST ONE OUT OF BED.
YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT.
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- THAT'S SUCH A DUMB RULE.
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- YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT MADE IT UP.
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- YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M THE BOSS.
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OKAY.
I'LL DO IT.
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- ALL RIGHT, AND DON'T LEAVE
YOUR SOCKS IN THERE.
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THEY GIVE ME
SNAKE DREAMS.
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- WHAT TIME'S YOUR BROTHER
COMING TODAY?
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- HIS FLIGHT GETS IN
AT NOON.
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HE'LL GET LOST
AND THEN BLAME MY DIRECTIONS,
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SO FIGURE ABOUT 6:00.
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OR, NO, WAIT, MICHELLE'S COMING
WITH HIM, SO 12:45.
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- MADE IT.
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- DO YOU HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING
LYING DOWN?
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- OKAY, I DO THAT ONE THING
STANDING UP AGAINST THE WALL.
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SO HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF,
WHEN THEY COME,
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I WASN'T HERE?
- COME ON.
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THEY'RE ONLY GONNA BE HERE
FOR A FEW HOURS.
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BESIDES, MICHELLE'S
REALLY EXCITED TO SEE YOU.
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- MICHELLE'S REALLY EXCITED
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
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SHE SMILED
DURING HER ENTIRE CHILDBIRTH.
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- THAT'S WHAT STAYED
WITH YOU
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AFTER WATCHING
THAT VIDEO?
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THAT'S NOT A MIRACLE.
THAT'S JUST GROSS.
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- IT'S REALLY MORE
YOUR BROTHER.
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I JUST DON'T LIKE THE WAY
THAT HE TALKS DOWN TO YOU.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU DON'T FIGHT BACK.
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- THAT'S JUST BRIAN BEING BRIAN,
YOU KNOW.
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- OKAY, THAT IS
NOT ANY EXCUSE.
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YOU FIGHT WITH ME
ALL THE TIME.
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HOW COME BRIAN
GETS TO BE BRIAN,
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BUT WHITNEY DOESN'T GET
TO BE WHITNEY, ALEX?
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- I THINK WHITNEY KNOWS.
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ALL RIGHT,
I'M GONNA GO TAKE A SHOWER.
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DO YOU MIND MAKING
SOME COFFEE?
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- I JUST MADE THE BED.
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I'M EXHAUSTED.
- [laughs]
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- WHITNEY IS TAPED IN FRONT
OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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- OH, YEAH,
NICE DELI TRAY.
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- EW.
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OH.
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SO I WENT TO THE FOOD STORE,
AND I GOT THE FANCY MEAT
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THAT WAS SLICED
IN FRONT OF ME,
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CHEESE THAT'S NOT NEON,
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AND WHAT KIND OF BREAD,
YOU ASK?
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DON'T KNOW,
AND I DON'T CARE.
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- WOW, YOU REALLY WENT ALL OUT.
- MM-HMM.
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AND I EVEN TOOK
THE TRASH OUT,
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AND I THREW IT
DOWN THE TRASH CHUTE.
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- WE DON'T HAVE
A TRASH CHUTE.
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- STILL DON'T CARE.
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[knock at door]
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OH.
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- WHAT'S UP?
- HEY.
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- HI.
- HELLO.
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- HOW ARE YOU?
- A DELI TRAY?
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ARE WE HAVING
ROXANNE'S INTERVENTION?
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I DIDN'T FINISH
WRITING MY LETTER.
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- THEY DON'T SERVE FOOD
AT INTERVENTIONS.
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I HAVE HEARD.
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- NO, BRIAN AND MICHELLE
ARE COMING IN FOR THE WEEKEND.
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- OH.
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- HEY, CAN WE BORROW YOUR CAR?
- FOR WHAT?
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- WE ARE OBVIOUSLY GOING
TO COSTCO.
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- YEAH, I SOLD A BANNER
OUT OF MY BLOG,
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AND I HAVE SOME EXTRA CASH,
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SO I'M GONNA BUY A CELL PHONE
THAT DOESN'T FLIP.
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- I JUST LIKE STANDING NEXT
TO THE GIANT LAUNDRY DETERGENT
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AND THEN PRETENDING
I'M REALLY SMALL.
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- AND I NEED PANTS.
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- YEAH, YOU--
YOU DO.
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- ALL RIGHT, GOOD,
LET'S GO.
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I'D LIKE TO BE TINY
BY 3:00.
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- BYE.
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- HEY, I ARRANGED
THIS WHOLE SHOPPING TRIP
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TO GET MARK AND ROXANNE
TOGETHER.
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IT'S GONNA BE THEIR FIRST DATE,
BUT THEY DON'T KNOW IT.
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- OH.
- AT A WAREHOUSE STORE?
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- YEAH.
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- WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TAKE THEM...
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ANYWHERE ELSE?
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- OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!
- HELLO.
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- OH, HI.
- HI!
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OOH, I LOVE YOUR HAIR.
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- I LOVE YOUR JACKET.
- I LOVE YOUR NAILS.
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- I LOVE YOUR BOOTS.
- I'D LOVE A BEER.
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- BYE. LOVE YOU.
HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT?
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- OH, IT WAS FINE,
EXCEPT BRIAN STARED DOWN
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A PERFECTLY NICE KUWAITI FAMILY
ACROSS THE AISLE.
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- THEY WERE
AWFULLY QUIET.
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- THEY WERE SLEEPING.
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- YOU'RE THE EXPERT.
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SO STILL NO BARBERS
IN CHICAGO, HUH?
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[laughs]
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NO, NO, NO, NO,
IT'S OKAY 'CAUSE YOU TWO
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ARE THE CUTEST LESBIAN COUPLE
I KNOW.
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- OKAY, I'M NOT SURE IF THAT'S
A SHOT AT US OR LESBIANS.
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- YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THAT BAG
FOR YOU?
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- OH, NO, NO, NO, YOU GUYS
SIT AND WATCH YOUR GAME
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WHILE WHITNEY AND I
DO OUR THING IN THE KITCHEN.
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- ALL RIGHT, COOL.
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- OH, HEY, WHITNEY,
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THAT'S THE ROOM
WITH THE POTS.
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[laughs]
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- I HOPE EVERYONE
LIKES PULLED PORK SLIDERS
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WITH AN AIOLI SPREAD,
SWEET POTATO FRIES,
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AND CHOCOLATE CAKE
WITH HOMEMADE VANILLA ICE CREAM.
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- OH.
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I MADE SANDWICHES.
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- WE CAN EAT THE SANDWICHES
TOMORROW.
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COME ON, IT'S PULLED PORK.
I LOVE PULLED PORK.
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- GOOD,
'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
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PLENTY OF CHANCES TO PULL IT
THIS WEEKEND.
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- OH, THEY REALLY
JAMMED US IN HERE.
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- I THINK IT'S COZY.
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- HUH?
- HMM?
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- ALL RIGHT.
GIVE ME THE KEYS.
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I'LL DRIVE.
- I DON'T MIND DRIVING.
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- YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU
LET MARK DRIVE?
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IT'S MORE TRADITIONAL.
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- HUH?
- HMM?
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- I'M FREEZING MY NIPS OFF.
I'M GETTING IN THE CAR.
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- NO, NO, I HAVE TO SIT
IN THE BACK SEAT,
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OR I'LL GET CARSICK.
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- I THOUGHT SITTING IN THE
BACK SEAT MADE PEOPLE CARSICK.
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- YEAH, I'M AN ENIGMA.
DEAL WITH IT.
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HEY, MARK.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN
THE DOOR FOR THE LADY?
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- OH, FINE.
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- THANK YOU.
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- DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
GET IN THE CAR.
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- OH!
- OH! [laughs]
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- I JUST LOVE THIS KITCHEN.
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THE ISLAND PROVIDES
SO MUCH EXTRA SPACE.
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- OH, I KNOW.
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ALEX AND I
CAN BOTH FIT ON HERE
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IF HE'S ON THE BOTTOM.
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- YOU ARE SO BAD.
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HEY, BOYS,
I AM PUTTING THE HORSERADISH IN
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FOR THE SHRIMP COCKTAIL SAUCE.
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ALEX, DO YOU
LIKE IT SPICY?
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'CAUSE WORD IN THE KITCHEN
IS YOU DO.
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- YOU KNOW, HOWEVER YOU WANT
TO MAKE IT IS FINE, MICHELLE.
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I'M SURE
IT'LL BE GREAT.
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- YEAH, WELL,
DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP.
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IT'S ONE
OF HER WEAKER SAUCES.
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- OKAY, WELL, I AM DONE
DEVEINING THE SHRIMP.
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IS THERE ANYTHING
MORE DISGUSTING I CAN DO?
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- IF YOU DON'T MIND,
CAN YOU JULIENNE THE CRUDITES?
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- WHO'S COMING?
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- SO HOW'S WORK?
- AH.
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SOMEONE BROKE
INTO THE WAREHOUSE,
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STOLE SOME INVENTORY.
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INVENTORY MEANS STOCK.
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IN YOUR WORLD, IT WOULD BE LIKE
IF YOU BOUGHT SOME WEED,
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AND THEN SOMEONE STOLE
YOUR WEED.
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YOU KNOW, IT MUST BE NICE.
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YOU KNOW, YOU SIT HERE
IN YOUR "OFFICE,"
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COMING UP
WITH YOUR LITTLE IDEAS.
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YOU KNOW, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP,
TAP ON YOUR COMPUTER, YOU KNOW?
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BACK UP THE MONEY TRUCK.
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YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVE
TO WEAR A SHIRT, DO YOU?
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- UH, WELL,
SHE MAKES ME.
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- OKAY, ALL THAT CHEST HAIR.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE '70s.
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UM, BUT ALEX,
WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM
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ABOUT THE NEW IDEA
YOU'RE WORKING ON?
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- NAH.
- NO, COME ON, TELL HIM.
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IT--WELL, BASICALLY, HE'S DOING
THIS OFFSHOOT OF MENDEAVORS...
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- YEAH.
- WHICH IS FOR KIDS,
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AND IT'S, LIKE,
UPLOADING THESE VIDEOS...
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- UH-HUH.
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- WHY ARE YOU SMILING?
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- OH, NO,
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
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IT'S JUST,
YOUR IDEA OF WORK
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WOULD GET MOST PEOPLE FIRED
FROM WORK.
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[laughs]
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- KNOCK, KNOCK, WHO'S THERE?
DEVILED EGGS!
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- WHERE DID THOSE COME FROM?
- YOUR FRIDGE.
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- I DEVILED OUR EGGS?
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SERIOUSLY, ALEX, I DID NOT SEE
THOSE EGGS BEFORE THEY APPEARED.
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I THINK SHE LAID THEM.
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- WHAT'S THIS?
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- OH, ALEX SPOKE
AT NORTHWESTERN,
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SO I FRAMED THE TICKET.
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- WHITNEY,
YOU ARE CRAFTY!
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I FRAME EVERYTHING.
- YEAH, SHE'S NOT KIDDING.
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SHE EVEN FRAMED A FRAME.
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WE HAVE FRAMED FRAMES.
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- I USED TO FRAME PEOPLE.
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- LET ME SEE THIS.
WHOA!
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WOW.
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GOT TO SPEAK AT NORTHWESTERN.
VERY IMPRESSIVE!
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WHAT, DID THE QUIET GUY
FROM PENN & TELLER CANCEL?
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[laughing loudly]
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'CAUSE A GUY
WHO CAN'T TALK
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IS A BETTER SPEAKER
THAN ALEX!
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- OH, MY GOD.
BRIAN, STOP.
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- WHAT?
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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WHY CAN'T YOU JUST
BE HAPPY FOR HIM?
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WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY,
"HEY, ALEX, GOOD JOB"?
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YOU KNOW WHY?
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'CAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY JEALOUS
OR INSECURE,
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OR MAYBE IT'S JUST
'CAUSE YOU'RE A BIG JERK.
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SO...FRAME THAT.
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- WHOA, WHERE DID THAT
COME FROM?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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SHE REALLY
LET YOU HAVE IT.
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- [grunts]
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- TURNING DOWN THE HEAT.
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YOU MADE IT LIKE
AN OVEN IN HERE.
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- YEAH.
IT'S SO HOT.
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BREATH MINT?
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NO?
JUST GONNA KEEP IT "NATCH"?
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COOL.
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COOL, COOL, COOL.
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- SO YOU'RE GONNA WANT
TO CUT THE WHEEL
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ALL THE WAY
TO THE LEFT, IF--
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- OKAY, I AM
A VERY CAPABLE DRIVER.
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I DROVE FROM MINNEAPOLIS
TO CHICAGO IN A SNOWSTORM
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TO GET AWAY
FROM A VERY UNSTABLE BOYFRIEND.
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- [singsong]
LOVES TO TRAVEL.
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- GOD, NOW IT'S FREEZING!
225
00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,898
- [scoffs] YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT FREEZING IS.
226
00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,604
WHEN I WAS A COP,
YOU KNOW HOW MANY DEAD DEER
227
00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,096
I HAD TO DRAG OUT
OF FROZEN LAKES?
228
00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,237
- [singsong]
ANIMAL LOVER.
229
00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,107
- YOU'RE NOT CUTTING
THE WHEEL HARD ENOUGH.
230
00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:36,382
- WELL, THIS IS AS FAR
AS IT GOES.
231
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,809
- YEAH, LET ME HELP YOU
TURN IT.
232
00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:39,345
- I'M TELLING YOU,
IT DOESN'T GO ANY FURTHER!
233
00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,049
YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU BETTER GET YOUR HAND
234
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,381
OFF THAT WHEEL,
OR I WILL CHOP IT OFF.
235
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,376
[The Righteous Brothers'
Unchained Melody]
236
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,847
- * WHOA
237
00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:50,656
* MY LOVE
238
00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:53,991
* MY DARLING
239
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:57,797
* I'VE HUNGERED FOR
240
00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,971
* YOUR TOUCH
241
00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,001
* A LONG
242
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,008
- OKAY, SO I'M GONNA ASK YOU
A QUESTION,
243
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,883
BUT I-I THINK
I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER.
244
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:15,352
HOW COME YOU CAN'T JUST
BE QUIET?
245
00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,722
- I AM NOT JUST
GONNA SIT THERE
246
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:17,720
AND LET HIM MAKE FUN OF YOU
LIKE THAT.
247
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,751
IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA DEFEND
YOURSELF, I WILL.
248
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:20,547
- YEAH,
BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE
249
00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,057
I NEED TO DEFEND MYSELF,
ALL RIGHT?
250
00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,359
WHEN SOMETHING NEEDS DEFENDING,
I'LL DEFEND IT.
251
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,991
- OH.
LIKE YOU DID WITH MY SANDWICHES?
252
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:29,257
- WE'LL EAT THEM TOMORROW!
253
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,426
- FINE.
YOU WANT ME TO BE QUIET,
254
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,204
I'LL BE QUIET AND WEIRD
LIKE MICHELLE.
255
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,873
- NO, I DON'T WANT YOU
TO BE WEIRD LIKE MICHELLE.
256
00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:38,912
I WANT YOU TO BE WEIRD LIKE YOU
AND QUIET LIKE MICHELLE.
257
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,839
LOOK.
258
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,284
YOU'RE A PART OF THE MILLER
FAMILY NOW, ALL RIGHT?
259
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,110
AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO ACCEPT THE WAY WE ARE
260
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,705
IF YOU WANT
TO STAY IN IT.
261
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,277
- [stifles laugh]
PLEASE.
262
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,045
YOU'RE SO IN LOVE
WITH ME.
263
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,054
- YOU KNOW WHAT, I DO IT
WITH YOUR FAMILY, OKAY?
264
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,446
WHEN YOUR MOTHER
COMES OVER,
265
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,357
I PRETEND LIKE IT'S
THE FIRST TIME SHE EVER TOLD ME
266
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,689
THE STORY ABOUT HOW
SHE ALMOST MET TOM HANKS.
267
00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:00,827
YOU KNOW WHAT,
FOR THE RECORD,
268
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:01,701
THAT'S NOT EVEN
A STORY.
269
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:04,259
- I KNOW!
IT DOESN'T HAVE A MIDDLE!
270
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:07,897
- IT DOESN'T HAVE
TOM HANKS!
271
00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:09,395
ALL RIGHT, I WANT YOU
TO GO BACK OUT THERE,
272
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,296
AND WHATEVER YOUR INSTINCTS
TELL YOU TO DO,
273
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:14,708
I WANT YOU TO DO
THE OPPOSITE.
274
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:18,182
- LAST TIME I DID THAT,
I MADE FRIENDS.
275
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:20,881
OKAY.
276
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,824
WHY ARE MY SOCKS HERE?
277
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:23,820
[gasps]
278
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,951
DID SHE REMAKE
OUR BED?
279
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:32,325
'CAUSE THIS MORNING,
I NAILED IT.
280
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,799
- LAST NIGHT,
I NAILED IT.
281
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,398
- THERE SHE IS.
282
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,895
HOW YOU DOING, WHIT?
283
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,507
- EH, JUST A LITTLE EMBARRASSED,
I GUESS.
284
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,939
- NO, IT'S OKAY.
EVERYONE HAS THEIR MOMENTS.
285
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,505
- BRIAN, I'M REALLY SORRY
THAT I SAID THOSE THINGS.
286
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,446
THAT WAS NOT COOL.
287
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:58,022
- I SAID, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
- OH.
288
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,321
COME ON.
289
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,252
IT'S WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE.
COME HERE, BONES.
290
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,218
- OH.
- [laughs]
291
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,898
MM, SKIN AND BONES.
292
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:12,199
- OKAY, SO EVERYBODY GOOD?
LET'S, UH--
293
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,472
WHY DON'T WE EAT, RIGHT?
- OKAY.
294
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,070
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S EAT.
295
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,973
SO MICHELLE AND I
WERE TALKING ON THE WAY IN,
296
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,235
AND WE WERE WONDERING
WHEN YOU GUYS
297
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:22,282
ARE GONNA GROW UP AND MOVE OUT
TO THE SUBURBS LIKE REAL ADULTS.
298
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:27,979
- [laughs]
299
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,045
- YOU KNOW, BRIAN THINKS THAT
EVERYONE WHO LIVES IN THE CITY
300
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,153
IS JUST AN OVERGROWN CHILD.
301
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,385
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
WHITNEY?
302
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,890
- Y-YOU KNOW WHAT?
[clears throat]
303
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,063
THE AIOLI THAT YOU MADE
IS JUST--IT'S TOP-NOTCH.
304
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,061
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
305
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:43,132
- YEAH.
- WHITNEY?
306
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,933
- I THINK THAT EVERYONE IS
ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION,
307
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,996
AND I RESPECT
BRIAN'S OPINION.
308
00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:51,366
- OH, THANK YOU, WHITNEY.
309
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:54,014
- HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN
BRIDESMAIDS?
310
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,281
'CAUSE WE RENTED IT
THE OTHER NIGHT.
311
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,138
I THOUGHT IT WAS HYSTERICAL,
BUT BRIAN--
312
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,577
WELL, YOU TELL THEM.
313
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,952
- CHICKS ARE
JUST NOT FUNNY.
314
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:07,323
- THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
315
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:10,324
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT HE SAID.
316
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:27,507
- I LIKE SNOW.
- REALLY?
317
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,040
- WOW.
318
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,607
- ACTUALLY,
I TAKE IT BACK.
319
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,314
THERE ARE TWO FUNNY WOMEN
IN MOVIES.
320
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:36,446
MRS. DOUBTFIRE AND MADEA,
BEFORE SHE GOT POLITICAL.
321
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,223
[laughs]
322
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,991
- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT,
WHITNEY?
323
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,460
- I...
324
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,859
THE RAIN'S
NOT BAD EITHER.
325
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:48,933
- WE ARE NOT TALKING
ABOUT THE WEATHER, WHITNEY.
326
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,562
- SO...UM,
WOULD ANYONE LIKE A BEER?
327
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,868
- NO!
328
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,372
- OKAY.
NO BEERS.
329
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,013
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
330
00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,868
BRIAN IS BEING
INSUFFERABLE!
331
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:03,908
TEN MINUTES AGO, YOU TORE HIM
A WELL-DESERVED NEW ONE,
332
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,584
AND NOW YOU'RE JUST--
JUST SITTING THERE,
333
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,452
CHUCKLING LIKE AN IDIOT.
334
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:11,921
WHO ARE YOU, ALEX?
335
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:16,162
- UH, UH...HEY.
336
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,289
- HAY IS FOR HORSES.
337
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:22,326
NOW IF YOU
WILL EXCUSE ME!
338
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:25,227
[door slams]
339
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:29,295
- OKAY, WELL,
I'M OBVIOUSLY GOING IN THERE.
340
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,206
- [laughs]
IDIOT.
341
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,210
- HEY.
342
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,948
OH, THOSE ARE DIRTY.
343
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,323
- I KNOW.
344
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,092
I'M SORRY
I YELLED AT YOU.
345
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,320
- NO!
THAT WAS AWESOME.
346
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:53,086
IT WAS LIKE GETTING TO SEE OSCAR
OUT OF THE GARBAGE CAN.
347
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,926
- LOOK, I LOVE BRIAN,
AND WE'RE REALLY HAPPY.
348
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,633
BUT SOMETIMES
HE CAN BE A BULLY,
349
00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:01,034
AND IT'S JUST SO COOL
TO SEE YOU STAND UP TO HIM.
350
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,668
- IS THAT WHAT I DID?
351
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,072
I BLACKED OUT.
352
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,035
- NO ONE EVER GIVES IT
BACK TO HIM,
353
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,084
AND SOMETIMES HE NEEDS
TO HEAR THAT.
354
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:12,379
I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY BADASS SISTER-IN-LAW?
355
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,082
- YOU THINK
I'M A BADASS?
356
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:18,045
BUT I'M ALWAYS SO TIRED.
357
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,015
- YEAH, I MEAN,
YOU DON'T GIVE A FIG
358
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:22,193
ABOUT DECORATING
OR HOUSEKEEPING OR...
359
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:25,992
- OKAY, YEAH,
I GIVE A FIG.
360
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:29,426
- HOW A TOP SHEET WORKS.
- WHAT'S UP?
361
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,102
- I LOVE THAT YOU
ARE A LOOSE CANNON,
362
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,702
EVEN THOUGH IT MEANS WE CAN
NEVER BRING THE KIDS WITH US,
363
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,244
BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW
HOW COLORFUL YOUR LANGUAGE
364
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:42,110
IS GONNA BE OR WHAT THEY'RE
GONNA FIND IN YOUR DVD CABINET.
365
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:45,352
WHAT DO YOU HAVE
IN THERE?
366
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,708
- YOU WERE RIGHT NOT
TO BRING THEM.
367
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,517
OH, BUT SOME OF IT
IS ANIMATED.
368
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,190
- ALEX, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING,
369
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:55,359
AND YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE IT.
370
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,488
- CAN'T WAIT.
371
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,134
- EVERY TIME WE COME OUT HERE
FOR A VISIT,
372
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,159
MICHELLE ISN'T HERSELF FOR,
LIKE, A WEEK.
373
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:05,074
AND I DID THE MATH,
AND I THINK...
374
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,098
IT'S WHITNEY.
375
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,638
- WHITNEY?
376
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:10,569
- YEAH,
SHE'S A BAD INFLUENCE.
377
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,743
YOU NEED TO CONTROL YOUR WOMAN,
BABY BRO.
378
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:17,082
YOU NEED
TO CONTROL HER.
379
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,750
- HUH.
- YEAH.
380
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,748
- HERE'S THE DEAL.
[clears throat]
381
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,551
YOU CAN TAKE SHOTS AT ME,
MY HAIR, YOU KNOW,
382
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,794
WHERE I LIVE,
MY "LITTLE WEBSITE."
383
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,559
THAT'S FINE.
THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
384
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:31,518
BUT WHITNEY IS OFF-LIMITS.
385
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,458
COOL?
- COOL, YEAH.
386
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,104
I MEAN, BUT YOU UNDERSTAND
THERE'S A LOT OF MATERIAL
387
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,299
TO WORK WITH, RIGHT?
- I--YES, THERE'S A LOT.
388
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:41,000
- ENORMOUS AMOUNT
OF MATERIAL.
389
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,435
YOU KNOW I'M HAPPY FOR YOU,
RIGHT?
390
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:49,312
- WELL, DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD,
BRIAN.
391
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,382
- YOU KNOW, MICHELLE,
I MEAN, THEY'RE BROTHERS.
392
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,781
THEY'VE BEEN
LIKE THIS FOREVER.
393
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,412
IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE
GONNA CHANGE ANYTIME SOON.
394
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,817
- THEN YOU
SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EITHER.
395
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,748
- YEAH,
BUT I PROMISED ALEX
396
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,654
THAT AROUND HIS FAMILY
I WOULD BEHAVE.
397
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,556
- YOU DO THAT, AND YOU'RE GONNA
WIND UP DRINKING TEQUILA
398
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,789
AND ORANGE JUICE
IN A 7-ELEVEN PARKING LOT
399
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:08,564
PLAYING BEJEWELED
JUST TO FEEL ALIVE.
400
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,702
- I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE KIND OF
A BADASS TOO, HUH?
401
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,071
- OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
402
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:17,601
I SPENT THREE HOURS
IN MALL JAIL ONCE.
403
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,607
BLACK FRIDAY,
THE GLOVES COME OFF.
404
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,640
MM-HMM.
- OH.
405
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,614
YOU KNOW,
THIS ISN'T THAT DIRTY.
406
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,416
I THINK THIS HAS ANOTHER WEARING
IN IT, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
407
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,218
- OH!
408
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,820
YOU ARE ADORABLE!
409
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,751
STOP THAT.
- OH!
410
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:36,592
- A LITTLE MORE.
411
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,433
A LITTLE MORE.
A LITTLE MO--STOP!
412
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,588
OH, MY GOD!
YOU ALMOST HIT HIS BUMPER!
413
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:41,757
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
414
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,304
FORGET IT.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO ANYMORE.
415
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,131
YOU HAVE TAKEN ALL THE FUN
OUT OF THIS DAY.
416
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,196
- I DON'T WANT TO GO EITHER!
417
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,444
I WILL GET MY PANTS
AT ANOTHER WAREHOUSE STORE.
418
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:50,469
- FINE.
- NO!
419
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,613
NOBODY IS GOING ANYWHERE!
420
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,309
- WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
421
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:57,711
- YOU TWO ARE SO FRUSTRATING.
YOU ARE JUST LIKE THIS CAR.
422
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,814
BACK AND FORTH AND BACK
AND FORTH AND BACK AND FORTH,
423
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,846
AND YOU NEVER
GET ANYWHERE!
424
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,680
I PLANNED
THIS WHOLE DAY
425
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:08,857
SO THAT YOU TWO COULD FINALLY
GET ALL YOUR CRAP OUT OF THE WAY
426
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,388
AND REALIZE YOU SHOULD JUST
BE TOGETHER.
427
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,164
- WAIT A MINUTE.
428
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:15,902
YOU PLANNED THIS?
LIKE A DATE?
429
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,268
IS THAT WHY YOU SAID
I COULDN'T WEAR MY PAJAMA PANTS?
430
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,828
- OH.
I LOVE PAJAMA PANTS.
431
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,897
- SEE?
YOU GUYS BELONG TOGETHER!
432
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,435
BUT YOU KEEP PLAYING
THESE DUMB GAMES!
433
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,712
I MEAN, YOU TWO
HAVE SOMETHING
434
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,440
THAT EVERYONE WANTS.
435
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:33,347
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS
TO FIND THAT?
436
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:37,520
SO STOP WASTING YOUR TIME,
STOP WASTING MY TIME,
437
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:41,920
AND JUST DO IT ALREADY!
438
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,894
- LILY, I APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO,
439
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,163
BUT I'VE GOT THIS.
OKAY?
440
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,703
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN
WHEN I DECIDE IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
441
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,798
- EXCUSE ME,
BUT I ALREADY TOLD YOU
442
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,530
THAT IT IS NOT GOING
TO HAPPEN.
443
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,525
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I QUIT, I'M OUT.
444
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,437
YOU TWO LUNATICS
ARE ON YOUR OWN.
445
00:18:56,469 --> 00:19:00,209
- HEY, LILY.
WAIT A MINUTE!
446
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,580
HOLD ON A SECOND!
447
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,410
- MARK!
448
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,676
- OW.
449
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:10,824
- OH, MY GOD!
HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
450
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,256
- "HONEY"?
451
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,759
- WHAT?
452
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:22,501
- IT'S HAPPENING...
JUST LIKE I PLANNED IT.
453
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,470
- NO, NO, NO.
454
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,499
JUST LIKE I PLANNED IT.
455
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:35,209
- OH, THAT WAS FUN!
- YEAH, IT WAS!
456
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,382
WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN
IN, LIKE, A YEAR.
457
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,380
- HEY. [laughs]
458
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,482
YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF,
YOU LESBIANS.
459
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,884
[laughs]
460
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,275
- AND GOOD-BYE.
- [laughs]
461
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:47,317
IT'S 'CAUSE HIS HAIR
IS SO LONG.
462
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,820
- LOOK, I KNOW TODAY
WAS HARD FOR YOU,
463
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:55,428
SO I APPRECIATE YOU SHOWING
RESTRAINT AROUND BRIAN.
464
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,362
YOU GAVE IT
THE GOOD, OLD COLLEGE TRY.
465
00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:00,597
- MM.
- COMMUNITY COLLEGE.
466
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,503
- CAN IT JUST BE ME AND YOU
FROM NOW ON?
467
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,765
- OH, AND MICHELLE TOO.
468
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,443
SHE MADE US LUNCHES
FOR TOMORROW.
469
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:08,342
- LUNCHES ARE SO '90s.
470
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,435
OH, WOW.
- WHAT?
471
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,707
- SHE WROTE US
A THANK-YOU CARD...
472
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,345
IN CALLIGRAPHY.
473
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,321
- OH, YEAH, SHE TEACHES IT
TO SPECIAL NEEDS KIDS.
474
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:20,390
- COURSE SHE DOES.
475
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,260
I BUY CLOTHES
MADE BY KIDS.
476
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:26,430
- NO, YOU BUY CLOTHES
MADE FOR KIDS.
477
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,899
[laughs]
478
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,858
- SO TELL ME THE TRUTH,
DO YOU WISH THAT I WAS MORE,
479
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:34,397
LIKE, DOMESTIC,
LIKE MICHELLE?
480
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,804
- TOTALLY HONEST?
481
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,406
THIS WORKS FOR ME.
482
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,669
PLUS, IF YOU WERE
MORE LIKE MICHELLE,
483
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:45,778
THEN YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
HOW TO PLAY OUR FAVORITE GAME...
484
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:48,822
NAME THAT UTENSIL!
- YES!
485
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:53,288
- HERE WE GO.
- THE SPANKER!
486
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,991
- AH.
487
00:20:57,023 --> 00:21:01,893
- CHEESE HOUSE!
488
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,498
GIANT TWEEZERS!
489
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:07,001
- I LOVE YOU.
- I LOVE YOU.
490
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,943
[both chuckling]
491
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,439
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
492
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:14,411
- I'M GOING INTO THE BEDROOM.
493
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,881
BRING THE SPANKER.
- [laughs]
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