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- IT'S NOT THAT BIG
OF A DEAL.
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- WHIT, COME ON.
IT'S WEIRD FOR YOU TO HAVE LUNCH
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WITH YOUR EX THAT YOU HAVEN'T
SEEN IN FIVE YEARS--ADMIT IT.
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- HE PROBABLY JUST WANTS
TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME.
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- [laughs]
WHY?
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHY?"
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- BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
THAT FRIENDLY.
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- OH, HELLO.
- HEY.
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- SHALOM, SHALOM.
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- WILL YOU PLEASE
TELL WHITNEY
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THAT SEEING HER EX-BOYFRIEND
IS A BAD IDEA?
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- OH, THAT GUY'S ALLOWED
TO HAVE VISITORS NOW?
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- NO, THIS IS
A DIFFERENT EX-BOYFRIEND.
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HIS NAME IS NATE.
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- NATE? MY NATE?
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- YOU KNOW THIS GUY?
- DO I...KNOW HIM?
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NATE?
[laughs]
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I LIVED WITH WHIT
WHEN THEY WERE TOGETHER.
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I MEAN, NATE AND I WERE
BASICALLY INSEPARABLE
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FOR TWO YEARS.
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HE AND WHITNEY WERE DATING,
BUT WE HAD A--
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YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT GONNA
TELL YOU THE DETAILS
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BECAUSE THEY'RE PRIVATE.
BUT...
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WE WERE SOUL MATES.
ANYWAY,
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE WANTS TO SEE US.
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- WAIT, WAS NATE THE PSYCHO?
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I MEAN, THE MOST PSYCHO
OF THE PSYCHOS?
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- THE GUY WHO WANTED YOU
TO BE SHORTER?
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- NO, HE JUST WANTED HER
TO GET BREAST IMPLANTS.
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- WHIT, THIS GUY
SOUNDS TERRIBLE.
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ALTHOUGH HE DOES MAKE
TWO VALID POINTS.
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- HE DID NOT MEAN ANY OF IT.
HE WAS DRUNK THE ENTIRE TIME.
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- OH, THEN NEVER MIND.
HE'S AWESOME.
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- ALEX IS JUST TRYING
TO LOOK OUT FOR US.
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SEEING NATE COULD
REALLY MESS WITH OUR HEADS.
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- I KNOW THAT HE WAS TERRIBLE
FOR ME,
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BUT HE'S TWO YEARS
SOBER NOW.
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HE'S ON HIS EIGHTH STEP
OF AA,
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AND HE WANTS TO MAKE AMENDS
TO ME
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FOR ALL THE BAD STUFF
THAT HE DID.
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- THAT'S GOOD.
I'M GONNA USE THAT.
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- WELL, HOW MUCH
DID HE USED TO DRINK?
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- IT WAS BAD.
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HE WOULD HAVE, LIKE,
FOUR DRINKS A NIGHT.
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- [stammers]
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IS, UH--
IS THAT A LOT?
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- NATE COULDN'T REALLY GO
A DAY WITHOUT DRINKING.
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AND SOME DAYS HE WOULD EVEN
START DRINKING AT, LIKE, 3:00.
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- [nervous laugh]
OKAY, OKAY.
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YOU GUYS, COME ON, THAT--
THAT'S NOT SO BAD.
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I MEAN, WHO WANTS TO LOOK
AT A SUNSET WHEN THEY'RE SOBER?
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R.J., CAN I GET
A TEQUILA SHOT?
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- COMING RIGHT UP.
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY, PEANUT?
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- UM, I WAITED FOREVER
FOR THE EL.
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I MISSED MY MEETING. ACTUALLY,
THE WHOLE DAY WAS A DISASTER.
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- ROXANNE WILL NOT BE
HAVING TEQUILA.
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BRING HER A GLASS
OF RED WINE.
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- MARK, I NEED A TEQUILA.
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- THE BEST THING FOR YOU,
AFTER A STRESSFUL DAY,
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IS A GLASS OF RED WINE.
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AND YOU NEED TO STOP
DRINKING TEQUILA.
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IT MAKES YOU VERY
EMOTIONAL
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AND DEVELOP
SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH.
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- IT DOES?
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- AND WHEN YOU DRINK BEER,
YOU TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH ME.
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- I DO?
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- I DON'T CARE.
IT'S FLATTERING.
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MARK'S RIGHT, YOU ARE...
REALLY STRONG.
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- WHIT, I--
- OKAY, IT'S NOT LIKE
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I'M GONNA SEE HIM
ALL THE TIME.
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I JUST WANT HIM
TO APOLOGIZE.
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HE DID SOME REALLY
TWISTED THINGS.
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HE BOUGHT WHITNEYCUMMINGS.COM
JUST SO I COULDN'T HAVE IT.
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HEY, DO YOU KNOW
HOW EMBARRASSING IT IS
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TO TELL PEOPLE THAT MY WEB SITE
IS WHITNAAAYCUMMINGS.NET?
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- WHITNEY IS TAPED IN FRONT
OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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- I PROMISE THIS IS LEGIT.
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I'LL JUST HEAR
WHAT HE HAS TO SAY,
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AND I'LL NEVER TALK
TO HIM AGAIN.
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- I ALREADY SAID NO.
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- OH, I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST
BECAUSE OUR FRIENDS WERE THERE.
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- FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD
ABOUT THIS GUY, THE ANSWER'S NO.
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HE SEEMS TO HAVE SOME SORT
OF WEIRD HOLD ON YOU.
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- THAT'S JUST BECAUSE HE'S LIKE
MY DAD MIXED WITH MY MOM
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MIXED WITH MY OTHER DADS.
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BUT IT WAS NOT TRUE LOVE,
OKAY?
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IT WAS JUST THIS
INTENSE CHEMICAL,
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SEXUAL, OBSESSIVE THING.
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IT WAS NOTHING LIKE
WHAT YOU AND I HAVE.
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- SURE LIKE HOW I WAS
WITH CARLY.
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- WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
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- NOW YOU KNOW
HOW IT FEELS.
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- BUT I'M A JEALOUS PERSON.
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YOU DON'T GET JEALOUS
OR SHOW ANY KIND OF EMOTION
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UNLESS YOU'RE PLAYING
MAGICAL FOOTBALL.
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- IT'S FANTASY FOOTBALL.
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- I REALLY THINK THAT FORGIVING
HIM WOULD GIVE ME CLOSURE.
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I HAVE BEEN CARRYING
SO MUCH ANGER FOR SO LONG,
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AND I THINK THAT DOING THIS
WOULD REALLY HELP ME
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FINALLY LET IT GO--
PLEASE?
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- CAN'T HE JUST EMAIL YOU?
- IT HAS TO BE IN PERSON.
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- SKYPE?
- OH, AND HAVE NINE CHINS?
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- ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
I DON'T GET THIS WHOLE DEAL,
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BUT, YOU KNOW,
IT SEEMS TO BE IMPORTANT TO YOU,
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SO GO AHEAD.
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- THANK YOU.
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- BUT I DON'T TRUST THIS GUY,
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SO IT'S GOTTA BE
ON MY TERMS, ALL RIGHT?
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IT'S GONNA BE AT LOW BAR,
AND I'M NOT LEAVING YOUR SIDE.
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I'M GONNA BE WATCHING HIM
LIKE AN EAGLE.
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- ISN'T IT HAWK?
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- NO.
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THAT'S WHAT HE'LL BE
EXPECTING.
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- THIS IS SO WEIRD.
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I'VE NEVER MET THE GUY,
BUT I AM COMPELLED TO LOOK CUTE.
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- OH, WAIT TILL
YOU ACTUALLY MEET HIM.
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HE IS SUPER HOT.
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- OKAY, EVERYBODY CALM DOWN.
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- WHAT AM I DOING?
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- HEY, CAN I GET
A WHITE WINE?
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- SORRY, TOO MUCH SUGAR.
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YOU HAD YOGURT THIS MORNING.
YOU'RE ALREADY DEHYDRATED.
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YOU'RE GONNA GET
ONE OF YOUR MIGRAINES.
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GET HER A VODKA
AND POWERADE.
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- OKAY. BUT I JUST WANT
TO GO ON RECORD AND SAY
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THAT YOU TWO
ARE TERRIBLE AT FLIRTING.
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- OH, GOD, THERE HE IS.
- WHERE?
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- OVER THERE.
- WHERE IS HE?
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- TWO O'CLOCK.
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- DO YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT
TWO O'CLOCK THAN I DO?
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- OH, GOD, HE SEES US.
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- THAT GUY?
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- THERE YOU ARE.
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- UH...HELLO, NATE.
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[chuckles]
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NATE, THIS IS ALEX,
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
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MY BOO.
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- HOW YOU DOING, ALEX?
- HOW YOU DOING, NATE?
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- HELLO, NATHAN.
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- I'M SORRY,
DO I KNOW YOU?
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- OH, I GET IT.
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WE'LL CATCH UP AFTER.
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- SHALL WE?
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- SURE.
[clears throat]
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ARE YOU SURE
THAT YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS?
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DO YOU WANT TO
COME SIT WITH US?
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- UH...I'M GOOD.
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- I'D KEEP YOUR EYE ON THAT GUY
IF I WERE YOU.
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THOSE ARE THE GUYS
YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR, MAN.
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IF THEY CAN'T USE THEIR FACE,
THEY LEARN TO USE THEIR MOUTH.
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- SO TRUE.
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WAIT, AM I UGLY?
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- SO...HERE WE ARE.
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- YEAH.
YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT.
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AND YOUR EYES ARE SO...
OPEN.
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- FAIR ENOUGH.
I DESERVE THAT.
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- NO, I'M KIDDING.
THIS IS AWKWARD.
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- I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU BEING OPEN TO THIS.
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- WE WENT THROUGH
A LOT, NATE.
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YOU DID A LOT
OF REALLY BAD THINGS.
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I IMAGINE THIS IS GONNA
TAKE A WHILE.
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OR NOT.
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- OKAY, TO BEGIN WITH,
I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE
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FOR MY BEHAVIOR
WHILE WE WERE TOGETHER.
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I WAS OUT OF CONTROL
WITH MY DRINKING,
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AND I'M TRULY SORRY.
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I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY
FOR MY ACTIONS.
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- THIS IS REALLY HARD
FOR YOU, ISN'T IT?
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- YEAH, IT IS.
- GOOD. GO ON.
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- OKAY, WHILE WE WERE TOGETHER,
I DISRESPECTED YOU,
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I HURT YOU,
AND I WAS DISHONEST WITH YOU.
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I REGRET IT, AND I PROMISE
NEVER TO HURT YOU AGAIN.
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ONE DAY AT A TIME.
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- WOW.
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- SO IF YOU FORGIVE ME,
GREAT.
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BUT IF NOT,
I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.
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- I FORGIVE YOU.
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WE'RE GOOD.
WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE.
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THE ONE YOU ALMOST
MADE ME JUMP OFF OF.
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- NO, THE ONE
I USED TO SLEEP UNDER.
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I WAS SUCH A JERK!
- YEAH.
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- I MEAN, I USED TO CORRECT
YOUR LANGUAGE.
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- THAT WAS NOT IDEAL.
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- ALTHOUGH, I HAVE TO SAY,
MY FAVORITE WAS THE TIME
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AND YOU MIXED UP AMBIDEXTROUS
WITH AMPHIBIOUS.
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CLASSIC WHITNEY!
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- BAM! EAT IT!
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CHERRY STEM DOUBLE KNOT.
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- WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?
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YOU USUALLY MAKE FUN
OF BAR OLYMPICS,
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BUT TONIGHT YOU'RE BEING,
LIKE, FUN.
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I'M ALWAYS FUN.
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- I USUALLY ONLY SEE YOU
AT TWO SPEEDS--
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STRESSED OUT,
THEN PASSED OUT.
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- WELL, YEAH, I DO FEEL
PRETTY GOOD RIGHT NOW.
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THAT IS WEIRD.
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- IT'S BECAUSE YOUR BODY HAS
MORE THAN ONE ELECTROLYTE IN IT.
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YOU'RE WELCOME!
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- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I THINK I WILL HAVE ANOTHER
VODKA POWERADE.
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- NO CAN DO.
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YOU'RE AT YOUR SWEET SPOT
RIGHT HERE.
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YOU'RE CUT OFF.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
TO BE FAIR TO NATE,
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BACK THEN,
I DID HAVE BANGS.
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CHANGES MY WHOLE FACE.
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- MARK, THIS IS VERY CUTE,
BUT I'M AN ADULT,
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AND IF I WANT TO ORDER
ANOTHER DRINK, I WILL.
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SO COME ON.
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- SHE IS AN ADULT, AND OUR
MOST VALUABLE CUSTOMER.
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- SHUT UP, NEW GUY.
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MARK, I AM TRYING
TO HELP YOU OUT HERE.
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SHE JUST TIED A CHERRY STEM
WITH HER TONGUE IN 12 SECONDS.
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TRUST ME, YOU WANT HER
TO KEEP DRINKING.
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- I WAS A REAL MESS
BACK THEN, WASN'T I?
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- YES.
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- YOU KNOW, I'LL NEVER
FORGIVE MYSELF
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FOR BEING SO IMPATIENT
WITH YOUR INTOLERABLE NEEDINESS.
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- WELL, THAT--
HUH?
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- OH, BY THE WAY, AS SOON AS
I GET AHEAD FINANCIALLY,
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I'M GONNA PAY YOU BACK
THAT $400.
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00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,206
- OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
224
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:09,911
IT WAS FOR YOUR FATHER'S
FUNERAL--
225
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,383
HE WAS ALL YOU HAD LEFT.
- MY PARENTS AREN'T DEAD.
226
00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,922
I JUST DIDN'T WANT THEM
TO MEET YOU.
227
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:20,948
- [laughing]
228
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,256
OH, HERE THEY ARE.
I FOUND THEM.
229
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:27,062
SILLY.
230
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,101
- HEY, YOU ARE BEING
SO COOL ABOUT THIS.
231
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,803
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T THINK
YOU'D BE MATURE ENOUGH
232
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,695
TO HANDLE IT,
BUT I AM SO GLAD
233
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,267
THAT WE CAN LAUGH
ABOUT THIS NOW.
234
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,105
OH, MY GOD!
DO YOU REMEMBER
235
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,710
WHEN I TOLD YOU
THAT YOUR CAR WAS STOLEN?
236
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,712
- UH-HUH.
237
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:46,984
- I GAVE IT TO THIS MODEL
THAT I WAS CHEATING ON YOU WITH.
238
00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:49,924
PBBBT!
[laughs]
239
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,990
- OKAY, THAT WAS UNNECESSARY.
240
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,949
I HAVE ALREADY FORGIVEN YOU,
YET YOU ARE CONTINUING
241
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,217
TO SAY THINGS THAT
YOU KNOW ARE GONNA HURT ME.
242
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:58,426
- HEY, YOU'RE DOING GREAT,
OKAY?
243
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,828
IT TAKES A CERTAIN
EMOTIONAL SOPHISTICATION
244
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,931
TO GET THIS,
SO DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP.
245
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,433
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE JUST IN
OVER YOUR SPIRITUAL HEAD.
246
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,065
- DON'T DO THAT, DON'T DO THAT.
I KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
247
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,700
NOW YOU ARE BELITTLING ME,
248
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,336
AND YOU'RE TRYING
TO MAKE ME DOUBT MYSELF.
249
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,870
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SORRY I CHEATED ON YOU.
250
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:16,236
IT WAS JUST BECAUSE I WAS NEVER
REALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU.
251
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,851
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK, UM...
252
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,823
I'M ACTUALLY DONE
WITH THIS, SO...
253
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:27,192
UNH!
254
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,960
- DAMN!
WHIT'S A GANGSTER!
255
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:30,990
- OH, MY GOD!
256
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,064
- HEY! HEY!
- WHIT!
257
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,163
- WHIT, WHIT, WHIT, WHIT!
- HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?
258
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,025
- HEY, WHIT.
- WHAT?
259
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,942
- GIVE ME THE BUN.
- UHH!
260
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,910
- RELAX.
JUST CALM DOWN.
261
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,708
GIVE ME THE BUN.
262
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,213
- HEY, MY SIDE OF THE STREET
IS CLEAN.
263
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,347
THIS IS ALL YOU.
264
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,193
NAMASTE.
265
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:01,088
- HEY, HEY!
266
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,321
- WHIT, SERIOUSLY...
267
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:03,855
THIS GUY?
268
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,731
- DAMN!
269
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,971
- OH, YEAH?
270
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,041
- YEAH.
271
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,944
UH...YOU CALL ME
WHEN YOU GOT SOMETHING.
272
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,253
- BYE, NATE.
273
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,018
- GOOD MORNING.
274
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,157
- OH, YEAH?
275
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,162
I JUST STOOD THERE
LIKE A CHUMP,
276
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,404
AND I SAID, "OH, YEAH?"
277
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:47,270
AND I WAS HOLDING A BUN.
278
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,170
- HONEY, ARE YOU STILL OBSESSING
ABOUT THIS?
279
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:52,072
- YES. THIS TOOL COMES IN
AND TOTALLY HUMILIATES ME
280
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,035
IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS,
281
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,413
AND ALL I COULD COME UP WITH
WAS, "OH, YEAH?"
282
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,212
I COULDN'T EVEN SLEEP.
ALL I COULD THINK OF WERE
283
00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,545
ALL THE THINGS
I SHOULD HAVE SAID.
284
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:03,249
FOR EXAMPLE,
"THIS GUY? THIS GUY?
285
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,393
THIS IS THE GUY
THAT'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!"
286
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:08,888
[chuckles]
OR...
287
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,462
"STICKS AND STONES
MY BREAK MY BONES,
288
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:14,330
BUT AT LEAST
I DIDN'T SMOKE CRACK!"
289
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:18,071
OR..."MILK--"
OH, WAIT, NO, WE NEED MILK.
290
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:23,068
- HONEY...
HONEY, IT'S FINE.
291
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,443
HE'S OUT OF OUR LIVES NOW.
292
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,111
I GOT MY AMENDS,
AND IT FELT SO GOOD.
293
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,110
LOOK AT ME, I'M THE HAPPIEST
I'VE EVER BEEN.
294
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,883
NO OFFENSE.
FORT LAUDERDALE WAS FUN TOO.
295
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,553
- I WASN'T THERE.
296
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,889
- I SAID "NO OFFENSE."
297
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,389
- ALL RIGHT, SO YOU STABBED HIM
WITH A BREADSTICK.
298
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,620
HOW IS THAT A WIN?
299
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,424
- I KNOW YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
LOSING CONTROL,
300
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:46,026
BECAUSE YOU NEVER DO,
BUT IT WAS HUGE FOR ME
301
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,029
THAT I STOOD UP FOR MYSELF.
302
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,130
FIVE YEARS AGO,
I NEVER WOULD HAVE DONE THAT.
303
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,102
- ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW,
I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, WHIT.
304
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,031
NOW, GIVE ME HIS NUMBER.
305
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,936
- WHY?
306
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,538
- BECAUSE HE SAID TO CALL HIM
WHEN I HAVE COMEBACKS,
307
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,909
AND NOW I HAVE COMEBACKS!
308
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:03,979
SO GIMME THAT A-A-HOLE'S NUMBER.
ANOTHER ONE!
309
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:07,281
I'M ON FIRE.
310
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,224
- OH, NO.
- WHAT?
311
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,079
- NOW HE'S UNDER YOUR SKIN.
312
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:13,017
- WHAT--WHA--NO.
IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE.
313
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,193
I'M--I'LL--
I'LL GET OVER IT.
314
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,392
- OKAY, GOOD.
315
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:17,463
DO YOU WANT TO GO SEE
THAT MOVIE--
316
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,590
- I'M NOT OVER IT.
317
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,156
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA GO FOR A WALK.
318
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,534
WHERE DOES HE LIVE?
- ALEX...
319
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:24,973
- I WANT SOME AMENDS.
320
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,568
- THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
321
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,639
- WELL, LOOK, I HAVE TO DO
WHAT I HAVE TO DO HERE.
322
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,368
- [sighs]
I UNDERSTAND.
323
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,014
AND I KNOW WHERE HE WORKS.
324
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,280
- GOOD. I'LL GO OVER THERE
RIGHT NOW AND MAKE AMENDS.
325
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:39,009
- NO, HE'S THE ONE
THAT MAKES AMENDS.
326
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:43,076
- HEY, I DECIDE WHO MAKES
THE AMENDS AROUND HERE!
327
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:46,246
AND I AM DECIDING
THAT IT'S HIM.
328
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,427
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
329
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,533
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO GET INVOLVED WITH THIS.
330
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,704
THIS IS MY DEAL,
SO JUST HANG BACK.
331
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:03,172
- OKAY. HE OWES ME $400,
SO...
332
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:07,373
OOH.
ALOHA LOVE, ADIOS DEPRESSION.
333
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,607
ADD TO CART.
334
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,117
- HEY.
- HEY.
335
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,390
ALEX.
336
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:24,120
WELCOME TO MYSTIC PAGES.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
337
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,257
- I CAME BECAUSE I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU.
338
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:27,433
- IS WHITNEY WITH YOU?
339
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:31,030
- UH, YEAH. UH, SOMEWHERE.
- RIGHT.
340
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,234
SHE DOES THAT.
341
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,295
SHE'LL JUST WANDER OFF.
- TOTALLY.
342
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,274
- YEAH, SHE'S LIKE A TODDLER
AT A CARNIVAL.
343
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,403
[both laugh]
344
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,607
- OKAY, DON'T BE HILARIOUS.
345
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,439
- SO HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
346
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,314
- I WANT SOME AMENDS, NATE.
347
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,483
- OH, PLEASE,
CALL ME NATHANIEL.
348
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,312
- BUT THAT'S LONGER
THAN "NATE."
349
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:50,717
- LOOK, AL, RECEIVING AN AMENDS
IS A PRIVILEGE,
350
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,750
WHICH YOU HAVE NOT EARNED.
351
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,185
- OKAY, SERIOUSLY,
WHAT YOU SAID TO ME YESTERDAY
352
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,462
WAS NOT COOL, SO I JUST--
353
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,159
- SAY NO MORE.
354
00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,661
I CAN SEE HOW MY BEHAVIOR
AT THE BAR
355
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:02,402
MIGHT POSSIBLY BE PERCEIVED
AS INAPPROPRIATE.
356
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:05,169
BUT IT'S BECAUSE
I WAS THROWN OFF, YOU KNOW.
357
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,198
I JUST DIDN'T ANTICIPATE
THAT WHITNEY WAS STILL
358
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:10,344
SO DYSFUNCTIONAL.
359
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,110
BLESS HER HEART.
360
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,239
- WHITNEY DOESN'T
HAVE A HEART,
361
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,783
SO DO NOT TRY AND BLESS IT,
OKAY?
362
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,278
NOW, DUDE, JUST APOLOGIZE TO ME,
AND I'LL LEAVE.
363
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:22,281
- OKAY...
I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
364
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:26,285
YOU'RE FEELING THREATENED.
[chuckles]
365
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:30,419
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, MAN,
I DON'T WANT HER BACK. OKAY?
366
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,687
I'M DONE WITH HER.
367
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,055
THANK GOD.
368
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,530
- APOLOGIZE, NOW!
- SORRY. I'M SORRY!
369
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,237
- AND APOLOGIZE
TO HER AGAIN TOO!
370
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:44,099
- SORRY! SORRY!
- LISTEN,
371
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,567
IF YOU EVER CONTACT WHITNEY
AGAIN,
372
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,275
I WILL PUSH YOU DOWN
YOUR 12 STEPS.
373
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,138
WHIT, GET IN THE CAR!
374
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:53,307
- BUT WE WALKED.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
375
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,176
[wind chimes jangling]
376
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,215
WHIT...REALLY?
377
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,690
YOU COULDN'T SHOPLIFT SOMETHING
A LITTLE QUIETER?
378
00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,688
- SHE WAS NEVER GOOD AT THAT.
379
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,359
- HEY!
- SORRY!
380
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,503
- OH, HEY, R.J.
- HEY.
381
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,828
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
WHAT SHOULD I HAVE TONIGHT?
382
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,304
UM...YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL JUST HAVE
383
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,674
ONE OF THOSE, UM,
VODKA POWERADES.
384
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,773
- CAN'T DO IT--MARK SAYS
NO ALCOHOL ON THURSDAYS.
385
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,835
YOU'RE TOO TIRED.
386
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,113
- OKAY, WHAT IS THIS,
AN INTERVENTION OR SOMETHING?
387
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,183
- ROXANNE, YOU DON'T HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH DRINKING.
388
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,112
- WHOA!
389
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:32,217
YOU SOUND LIKE ME
IN THE MIRROR.
390
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,522
- SERIOUSLY, I DON'T THINK
YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM.
391
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:37,223
I THINK YOU HAVE A MARK PROBLEM.
- WHAT?
392
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,757
- IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS YOU DON'T
COME HERE FOR THE DRINKS.
393
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:43,732
YOU COME HERE FOR MARK.
- NO, I DON'T.
394
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,203
MARK AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS.
395
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:49,203
MARK ONLY LIKES ME
BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE HIM.
396
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:52,166
- OKAY, IS THAT WHAT
YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF?
397
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,265
I MEAN, YOU COULD GO
TO ANY OTHER BAR
398
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,266
IN THE CITY TO DRINK.
399
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,507
- NO, I CAN'T.
400
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:59,252
I'VE BEEN CUT OFF BY
ALL THE ONES WITH VALET.
401
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,779
R.J., I COME HERE BECAUSE
ALL OF MY FRIENDS COME HERE.
402
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,524
- YOU CAME ALONE TONIGHT.
- THAT IS BECAUSE
403
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,550
I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM!
404
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,215
- YOU DON'T HAVE
TO COME HERE AT ALL.
405
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,594
YOU COULD JUST BUY SOME WINE
AT THE LIQUOR STORE
406
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:09,791
AND DRINK IT AT HOME.
407
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,262
- NO, I CAN'T.
408
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:14,391
IT'S ALWAYS GONE
IN, LIKE, TWO DAYS.
409
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:18,267
I THINK LILY IS SELLING IT.
410
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,298
- ALL RIGHT, FAIR ENOUGH.
411
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,672
- WHERE IS MARK, ANYWAY?
412
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:22,771
- HE HAD SOME ERRANDS
TO RUN.
413
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:23,802
BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS.
414
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,206
- OH, ALL RIGHT.
415
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:29,778
I'LL JUST COME BACK LATER.
[gasps]
416
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,279
- YEAH.
417
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,824
- THAT WAS INSANE!
418
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,752
YOU MUSHED HIM IN THE FACE!
419
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,158
- YEAH.
420
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,431
- THAT IS SO MUCH WORSE
THAN BEING PUNCHED.
421
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,758
AS A MAN,
WHEN THAT HAPPENS TO YOU,
422
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:51,203
I THINK YOU LITERALLY STOP
PRODUCING SPERM.
423
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,631
WHERE DID YOU LEARN
TO DO THAT?
424
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,635
- I DON'T KNOW, I THINK
I SAW IT ON MTV JAMS.
425
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,638
- I HAVE NEVER SEEN
THAT SIDE OF YOU BEFORE.
426
00:18:58,671 --> 00:18:59,471
YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET
THAT PISSED
427
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,536
WHEN I LOST YOUR FIESTA BOWL
TICKETS,
428
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,414
OR WHEN I SPILLED NAIL POLISH
REMOVER IN YOUR MOUTH.
429
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,684
- YEAH, I DON'T THINK
I'VE EVER LET ANYTHING
430
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,353
GET TO ME LIKE THAT BEFORE.
431
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,381
I MEAN, I'VE DEFINITELY NEVER
RAISED MY VOICE LIKE THAT.
432
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,877
SERIOUSLY,
I HURT MY THROAT.
433
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,648
HOW DO YOU DO THAT ALL DAY?
434
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:18,457
- IT'S A GIFT.
- FOR WHO?
435
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,831
LOOK, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT
I WAS GONNA GO IN THERE
436
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,059
AND JUST SHOW THAT GUY
WHAT WAS UP.
437
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:24,303
BUT THEN HE DISRESPECTED YOU,
AND I JUST KIND OF SNAPPED.
438
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,971
YOU KNOW? I MEAN,
HE STARTED TRASH TALKING YOU,
439
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,628
AND, HEY, I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO'S ABLE
440
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,337
TO TALK ABOUT YOU
IN THAT WAY, ALL RIGHT?
441
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,470
- AWW, MR. BABY.
442
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,475
- AWW, WHAT WAS I GONNA DO?
YOU'RE MY STINKY PUPPY.
443
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,208
- OH...
444
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:41,775
WOW, IT FELT SO GOOD
TO FINALLY STAND UP TO HIM.
445
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:45,454
BUT IT FELT EVEN BETTER
THAT YOU STOOD UP FOR ME.
446
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:49,555
NO ONE'S EVER DONE THAT
FOR ME BEFORE.
447
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:53,229
WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED
WITH ME?
448
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,935
- YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE TO MUSH.
449
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:09,341
YOUR FOREHEAD'S TOO GREASY.
450
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:12,306
- YOUR HAIR IS TOO GREASY!
451
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,305
- WE'RE UNMUSHABLE!
452
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:17,277
- AAH!
[laughs]
453
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:20,949
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT
THAT NATE WAS SO ATTRACTIVE.
454
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,617
I MEAN, THE WAY YOU WERE
TALKING ABOUT HIM,
455
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,685
I WAS EXPECTING MARK WAHLBERG
TO WALK IN HERE.
456
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,964
- OH, OKAY, NOW I KNOW WHICH MAN
YOU THINK IS HOT.
457
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:31,564
- YEAH, YOU DO.
458
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,528
- LOOK HE WAS NO...
JASON STATHAM.
459
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,037
THAT'S RIGHT.
460
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,808
- WELL, I HEARD THAT JASON'S
ACTUALLY REALLY SHORT IN PERSON.
461
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,669
- OH, MAN.
- I DON'T MIND SHORT.
462
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,608
- OKAY, THIS IS SO WEIRD.
463
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:46,583
YOU GUYS ARE SHALLOW
WHEN IT COMES TO MEN TOO?
464
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,013
- LOOK, I DON'T HAVE
TO PRETEND
465
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:50,347
THAT I DON'T THINK
MEN ARE ATTRACTIVE.
466
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,683
LIKE, I THINK WE CAN
ALL AGREE
467
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,618
THAT R.J. IS
INCREDIBLY HANDSOME.
468
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:57,493
- R.J. IS.
469
00:20:57,524 --> 00:21:01,864
- TELL ME HIS COMPLEXION
IS NOT BUTTERY.
470
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:05,934
- DOES THAT COUNT
AS SEXUAL HARASSMENT?
471
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,865
I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR THAT TO HAPPEN!
472
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:11,270
I'M RICH!
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