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- OH, MY GOD, MY CELL PHONE BILL
IS $80 THIS MONTH?
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IT'S 'CAUSE I GOT
THAT RIDICULOUS
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FRIENDS AND FAMILY PLAN,
WHICH IS SO STUPID,
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BECAUSE THE ONLY PEOPLE
I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO
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ARE MY FRIENDS
AND FAMILY.
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- YEAH, YOU SHOULD GET
HALF OFF
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'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY FAMILY.
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- OKAY, SO MY VISA BILL
IS $400.
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THE MINIMUM PAYMENT
IS $28,
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SO I'M GONNA PAY THEM $50.
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I GOT 'EM
RIGHT WHERE I WANT 'EM.
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- AW, THAT'S THE SAME THING
YOU SAY
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AFTER YOU PUT
YOUR BRA ON.
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- OH, NO, I HAVE THAT
STUDENT LOAN BILL COMING IN.
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THAT OFFICIALLY PUTS ME
IN A JAM.
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- WHIT, DON'T SWEAT IT.
I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THIS PICKLE.
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- I'M NOT IN A PICKLE.
I'M IN A JAM.
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OKAY, SO IF YOU COULD JUST
GIVE ME HALF OF THE $50,
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I CAN PAY YOU BACK
AS SOON AS MY AUNT DIES.
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- WHIT--
- OH, GOD, THAT'S RIGHT.
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I OWE YOU $70
FROM LAST MONTH.
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OKAY, I'M SORRY.
LET ME JUST WRITE YOU A CHECK.
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OH, MY GOD,
I'M OUT OF CHECKS.
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[sighs exasperatedly]
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NOW I'M IN A PICKLE.
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- WHIT, THIS IS INSANE.
WE DO THIS EVERY MONTH.
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WHY DON'T WE JUST OPEN
A JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT?
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- OH, REALLY?
- YEAH.
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IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH EASIER
THAN THIS.
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- SO WHAT'S MINE
IS YOURS,
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AND WHAT'S YOURS
IS MINE?
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- BASICALLY.
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- I'M RICH!
[laughs]
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THANK YOU!
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BUT LOOK, I PROMISE I'M GONNA BE
ABLE TO CONTRIBUTE MORE SOON.
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I'M WAITING
FOR THAT RESIDUAL CHECK
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FROM THAT MAKEUP AD
I SHOT LAST YEAR.
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I'M GONNA START HUSTLING
FOR MORE COMMERCIAL WORK.
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AND I'M TOTALLY BACK ON TRACK
WITH MY KEGELS.
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- I KNOW.
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- WHITNEY IS TAPED IN FRONT
OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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- I'VE GATHERED
YOU ALL HERE
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IN LOW BAR TO GIVE YOU
SOME PRETTY BIG NEWS.
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- OH, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE SOME
PRETTY BIG NEWS TOO,
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BUT YOU GO FIRST.
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ALEX AND I ARE GETTING
JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNTS.
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- AS YOU ALL KNOW,
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I'VE NEVER REALLY LOVED
BEING A COP.
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- NEAL WANTED TO GET
A JOINT ACCOUNT,
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BUT I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO KNOW
HOW MUCH I WAS SPENDING
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ON IS YOUR BOYFRIEND GAY?
BOOKS.
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- YOU SHOULD'VE READ THOSE.
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- YOU GUYS...
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I LEFT THE POLICE FORCE.
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- YOU WHAT?
- OH, MY GOD.
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- OH, MY GOD, YOU DOUBLE-CROSSED
A CRIME FAMILY,
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AND YOU'RE HIDING OUT
IN THIS BASEMENT BAR?
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- I LET LILY WATCH CABLE
IN MY BEDROOM.
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- BACK IN THE DAY,
MY DAD WOULD HANG OUT HERE
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WITH HIS COP BUDDIES,
AND I'D TAG ALONG.
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- UH-OH.
THIS IS HOW DEXTER BEGAN.
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- IT WAS SO FUN,
AND THEN I BECAME A COP,
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BECAUSE IN MY FAMILY,
THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU DID.
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BUT THEN I REALIZED
THE ONLY PART ABOUT BEING A COP
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I REALLY LIKED
WAS HANGING OUT IN THIS BAR.
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AND SPEEDING.
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SO WHEN I SAW
IT WAS FOR SALE,
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I THOUGHT,
"IT'S MEANT TO BE,"
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AND I DUMPED ALL MY SAVINGS
INTO IT
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WITH A FEW OF MY COP BUDDIES,
AND I'M GONNA RUN IT.
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WHOO! ARE YOU GUYS SHAKING,
OR AM I?
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[shudders]
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- MARK, THIS IS AWESOME.
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OH, G--
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I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
FOR DOING WHAT YOU LOVE.
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- EVERY TIME I HEAR
ABOUT SOMEONE
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DOING WHAT THEY LOVE,
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I HAVE TO GO
TO A ONE-MAN SHOW.
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- OKAY,
THIS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING.
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THIS IS SO EXCITING, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
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- THIS IS GONNA BE
OUR NEW PLACE.
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[laughs]
- THANKS, WHIT.
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I'M NOT GONNA LIE.
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IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD
THAT YOU'RE THE PERSON HERE
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WITH THE MOST POSITIVE
ATTITUDE.
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- LISTEN, I'M JUST--
I'M IN SHOCK, YOU KNOW?
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BUT LOOK,
I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU.
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- YEAH, AND I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO TALK TO YOU
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ABOUT ANYTHING
SINCE YOU TOLD ME
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YOU WERE IN LOVE
WITH ME.
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- YOU GUYS
GRAB A BOOTH.
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- OKAY.
- YEAH.
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- I'LL BRING
SOME BEERS OVER.
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- I SURE HOPE HE KNOWS
WHAT HE'S DOING.
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- WHY IS EVERYBODY BEING
SO NEGATIVE ABOUT THIS?
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IS THIS WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO TALK TO ME?
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- YES.
- YEAH.
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- GUYS, IT'S JUST SO WEIRD.
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SHOULD I JUST SAY SOMETHING
TO MARK?
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I MEAN, I JUST WANT THINGS
TO BE COOL WITH US,
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ESPECIALLY NOW
THAT HE OWNS A BAR.
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- NO, I WOULD LEAVE IT ALONE.
IT'S LIKE A COLD SORE.
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IT'LL GO AWAY
WITHIN THREE TO SIX WEEKS.
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- WHY IS EVERYTHING
A COLD SORE TO YOU?
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- I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
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- HEY, MARK.
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- 'SUP?
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- UH, LISTEN.
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MARK, CONGRATS.
[chuckles awkwardly]
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I THINK THIS IS
REALLY AWESOME.
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- THANKS.
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- LOOK, I JUST DON'T WANT
THERE TO BE ANY WEIRDNESS.
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- NO, THERE'S NO WEIRDNESS.
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- OH, GREAT.
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SO IT'S COOL
THAT WE'RE NOT GONNA--
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- OH, WE'RE GONNA.
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- WHAT?
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- ROXANNE,
THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN.
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- OKAY, WELL,
I DON'T THINK IT IS.
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- THAT'S CUTE.
YOU CAN GO NOW.
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- OKAY, I WILL.
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- BYE.
- OK--
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YOU BYE.
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- YEAH,
I'M LOOKIN' AT IT.
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YOU WORK FOR ME NOW.
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- SO WE'LL JUST NEED
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EACH OF YOUR
CHECKING ACCOUNT BALANCES.
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- UH, YEAH, WELL, WE BOTH
BROUGHT PRINTOUTS FOR YOU.
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- YOU KNOW, I'M KINDA NERVOUS
FOR YOU TO SEE MY NUMBER.
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LIKE,
AS NERVOUS AS I WAS
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WHEN I TOLD YOU
MY OTHER NUMBER.
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I ACTUALLY THINK THIS ONE
MIGHT BE LOWER.
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- WHIT,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT WITH YOU
FOR YOUR MONEY, YOU KNOW?
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YOU'RE A TROPHY WIFE.
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THIRD PLACE.
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- OKAY, JUST KEEP IN MIND
THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE
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THE $20 I HAVE IN PESOS.
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- WOW, THAT'S ACTUALLY
MUCH HIGHER
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THAN I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE.
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LOOK AT YOU
WITH THAT COMMA.
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- [laughs]
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- ALL RIGHT, HERE'S MINE.
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- THAT'S IT?
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"THAT'S IT?"
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- THAT IS NOT
WHAT I MEANT.
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- WHIT, YOU LOOKED
AT THE AMOUNT OF MONEY
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I HAVE TO MY NAME,
AND YOU SAID, "THAT'S IT?"
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- NO, NO, NO.
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I MEAN, LIKE,
"THAT'S IT," AS IN,
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THAT IS THE NUMBER
IN YOUR ACCOUNT
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THAT I SAW.
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- YOU DON'T THINK
THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY?
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- NO, I DO--
I MEAN, IT IS.
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I JUST--
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YOU SOLD YOUR WEBSITE,
SO--
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- SO?
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- SO...
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I SAW THE SOCIAL NETWORK.
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- SO?
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- THAT GUY
WAS HANGING OUT
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WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.
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- HOW MUCH MONEY
DID YOU THINK I HAD?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
I D--I JUST--
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I JUST THOUGHT
IT WAS MORE THAN THAT.
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- WHAT, YOU THOUGHT I WAS,
LIKE, A MILLIONAIRE?
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- I DIDN'T NOT.
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- YOU THOUGHT
I HAD MILLIONS OF DOLLARS?
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- WE SHOP
AT WHOLE FOODS!
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- I-I KNOW,
BUT LIVING IS EXPENSIVE.
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YOU KNOW, I MEAN,
I HAVE A MORTGAGE,
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AND WE LIVE TOGETHER NOW.
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TWO IS MORE EXPENSIVE
THAN ONE.
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AND YOU DON'T EXACTLY
HAVE MONEY COMING IN, SO--
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- OH, MY GOD.
I'M DRAINING YOU.
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- ONLY MENTALLY.
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- GOD, I-I MEAN,
I FEEL--
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I FEEL TERRIBLE.
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I MEAN, I'M THE REASON
THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
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- NO, I HAVE MONEY!
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- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE GOT THIS, OKAY?
I CAN TOTALLY HANDLE THIS.
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I GREW UP POOR.
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- I'M NOT POOR.
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YOU'RE POOR.
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WE'RE MIDDLE CLASS.
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WE GOT TWO TVs.
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- ALEX, WE ARE GONNA BE
FINE, OKAY?
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I GREW UP
WITHOUT ANY MONEY.
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I'M REALLY GOOD
AT GETTING BY ON NOTHING.
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I CAN MAKE
ONE WOMEN'S CALCIUM CHEW
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LAST SIX DAYS.
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OKAY?
WE ARE GONNA BE FINE.
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- WE ARE FINE.
- NO, I NEED TO CUT BACK.
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I'M GONNA STOP USING
BOTH CREAM AND LOTION.
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THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
WHAT AM I, THE QUEEN?
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- WHIT, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THAT.
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- NO, I NEED TO START
PULLING MY WEIGHT AROUND HERE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA GET A JUG
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OF THAT ALL-IN-ONE
SHAMPOO-CONDITIONER-BODY GEL,
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AND THERE'S ONE YOU CAN USE
AS TOOTHPASTE TOO.
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- I'M NOT GONNA BRUSH MY TEETH
WITH SHAMPOO.
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- OH, LUNESTA
IS WAY TOO EXPENSIVE.
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I DON'T NEED IT TO SLEEP.
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FROM NOW ON, BEFORE BED,
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YOU CAN JUST PUNCH ME
IN THE BACK OF THE NECK.
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- YOU MAY NOT HAVE WAIT
UNTIL BEDTIME
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FOR THAT TO HAPPEN.
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- OH, I'LL CALL LORRAINE,
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WHO RUNS THAT GALLERY
DOWN ON HALSTED.
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- OH, GREAT, SO YOU CAN SELL HER
SOME OF YOUR WORK?
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- NO, I NEED TO MAKE
SOME MONEY,
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SO I'M GONNA SEE
IF MAYBE SHE NEEDS, LIKE,
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A PART-TIME ASSISTANT.
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YOU KNOW, LIKE, I COULD DO,
LIKE, FRAMING WORK OR--
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- WHIT, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THAT.
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- I-I SHOULD NOT BE
MOOCHING OFF YOU.
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- LOOK, WHIT, IT'S OKAY,
ALL RIGHT?
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I'M GONNA HAVE
SOME MONEY COMING IN
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WHEN I SELL
MY NEXT IDEA.
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- OH.
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UH, WHEN, APPROXIMATELY,
UH, WILL THAT BE,
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DO YOU THINK?
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- SOON,
WHEN I THINK OF IT.
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- OH--[gasps]
DO YOU NEED SOME HELP?
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'CAUSE I AM REALLY GOOD
AT BRAINSTORMING.
227
00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:55,239
I MEAN, THERE IS ALWAYS
A STORM IN MY BRAIN.
228
00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:58,668
- YOU--
I DON'T NEED ANY HELP.
229
00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:01,976
- I DON'T NEED ANY HELP...
DOT-COM?
230
00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:04,309
COME ON.
231
00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:10,717
- I'LL TAKE A HEINEKEN
ON THE HOUSE.
232
00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,791
OH, YOU DON'T HAVE WI-FI?
233
00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:15,120
- NOPE. I DON'T WANT CUSTOMERS
ON THEIR PHONES ALL THE TIME.
234
00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,715
PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE
HUMAN CONNECTIONS
235
00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,687
AND ACTUALLY TALK
TO EACH OTHER.
236
00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:20,626
- BUT, MARK, MARK.
237
00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:23,961
NOBODY WANTS TO TALK
TO EACH OTHER.
238
00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,727
YEAH, WORDS ARE OUT.
239
00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:27,837
- BUT I WANT THIS PLACE
TO BE LIKE CHEERS,
240
00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,268
WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS
YOUR NAME.
241
00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:30,342
- WELL,
IF YOU DON'T GET WIRELESS,
242
00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,770
I'M AFRAID THIS BAR
IS GONNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY
243
00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:35,736
IS SOMEWHERE ELSE.
244
00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,706
- WHEN IT COMES TO BARS,
I THINK I KNOW
245
00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,605
A LITTLE BIT MORE
THAN YOU.
246
00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:42,617
AND A LITTLE LESS
THAN ROXANNE.
247
00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,320
- OKAY, FINE,
DON'T GET WI-FI.
248
00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:48,061
I'M SURE THE INTERNET'S
JUST A FAD ANYWAY.
249
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,688
HEY,
CAN I GET A LIME?
250
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:53,234
- A LIME.
A LIME, LIME, LIME...
251
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,800
LIME, LIME, LIME,
LIME, LIME, LIME, LIME...
252
00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:59,198
LILY, I'M DROWNING!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING!
253
00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,972
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SCARED
IN ALL MY LIFE,
254
00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:04,171
AND I HAVE BEEN SHOT AT!
255
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,674
STOP LOOKING AT ME!
256
00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,877
- MARK,
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
257
00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,039
- OH, I DON'T KNOW.
258
00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:12,307
LAST NIGHT I DREAMED
THAT THE BAR ATE ME.
259
00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,275
- OKAY, COME HERE.
260
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,284
LISTEN TO ME.
261
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:18,785
I HAVE BEEN THROUGH SOMETHING
LIKE THIS, OKAY?
262
00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,319
YEAH, I-I WAS
IN GRAD SCHOOL,
263
00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:21,963
SET TO GET A DEGREE
IN MARKETING,
264
00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:24,019
BUT FOR FUN, I WOULD WRITE
THESE LITTLE REVIEWS
265
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,757
OF RESTAURANTS
AROUND CAMPUS.
266
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,403
AND IT JUST MADE ME
SO HAPPY.
267
00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,898
SO I BAILED OUT
ON SCHOOL,
268
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,271
GAVE UP HAVING
A REALLY STABLE JOB
269
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,430
TO START MY FOOD BLOG,
270
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:38,207
AND WHEN I STARTED IT,
I HAD NOTHING.
271
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:43,038
LOOK AT ME NOW.
272
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:46,276
- YOU STILL HAVE NOTHING.
273
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:49,123
- NO, I HAVE LESS
THAN NOTHING.
274
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,749
I'M IN DEBT,
I'M SLEEPING ON ROXANNE'S COUCH,
275
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:52,985
I DON'T HAVE
HEALTH INSURANCE,
276
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,420
I HAVE A MOLE
WITH IRREGULAR BORDERS--
277
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:57,394
OH, MY GOD,
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
278
00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,364
- NO, NO, LILY.
LILY, LILY, LILY.
279
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,792
IT'S GONNA BE FINE.
280
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:03,058
- YEAH. YEAH. I'M--
[laughs]
281
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,926
I'M GONNA BE OKAY,
RIGHT?
282
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,695
- I DON'T KNOW,
BUT YOU JUST MADE ME REALIZE
283
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:09,704
THAT I AM.
284
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:12,737
OH, A LIME.
285
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:18,314
- OH, MY GOD.
286
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,945
- WHAT IS GOING ON THERE?
287
00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,821
- I'M USING
THIS NEW ALL-IN-ONE SHAMPOO.
288
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:26,890
IT ALSO GETS OUT TOUGH STAINS
ON CARPETING.
289
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,490
- TOUGH STAINS?
290
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,891
DID YOU HAVE A PARTY
AND NOT INVITE ME?
291
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,455
- I GOT IT.
292
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:34,463
- OH, NO, WE'LL SPLIT IT.
293
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:37,264
- YEAH, ROXANNE'S GOT IT.
294
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:40,167
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
295
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,740
ALEX, IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY?
296
00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:43,740
- NO. HERE, GIVE IT TO ME.
I GOT IT.
297
00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:44,771
- NO, THEY WANT TO PAY.
298
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,435
YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TO PAY
FOR MY GIRLFRIENDS.
299
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:49,943
- YEAH, IT'S RIDICULOUS
THAT ALEX ALWAYS PAYS.
300
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:51,107
JUST BECAUSE HE SOLD
A WEBSITE
301
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:54,154
DOESN'T MEAN
HE'S A MILLIONAIRE.
302
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,521
- OHH, I'M SORRY.
I GET IT NOW.
303
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,724
HEY, WE'RE GONNA SPLIT IT.
304
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,516
THIS GROUP STICKS TOGETHER
THROUGH THICK AND THIN, BUDDY.
305
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,827
I GOT YOUR BACK.
306
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:09,129
- AND I GOT YOUR FRONT.
307
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,437
- ROXANNE,
GIVE ME THE CHECK.
308
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,268
- ALEX, YOU ARE NOT GONNA PAY
FOR ALL OF US,
309
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:21,435
YOU NUT.
310
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,384
- WAIT, DON'T WE GET A DISCOUNT
BECAUSE WE KNOW YOU?
311
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,310
- YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
312
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,316
- ALL RIGHT, ROXANNE,
YOU HAD THE TURKEY BURGER,
313
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:31,148
BUT YOU ALSO ATE
HALF OF MY SALMON, SO--
314
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,494
- WELL--OKAY, WELL,
THAT MEANS I HAD THE TURKEY
315
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,220
AND THE SALMON.
316
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:39,025
GOD, IT'S LIKE A PIXAR MOVIE
IN MY STOMACH.
317
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:42,029
- WELL, THAT SOLVES
THE BIG SALMON MYSTERY.
318
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,432
- DOES ANYONE HAVE CHANGE
FOR A 50?
319
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,844
- DOES ANYONE HAVE A 50?
320
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:48,998
- LOOK AT THAT.
IT'S ALL DONE.
321
00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:50,366
- AGH!
- NO.
322
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:51,843
- ALEX, I WANTED TO GET IT.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
323
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,882
- OH, ALL RIGHT.
324
00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:00,777
- BRO, WE'RE LOOKING
FOR A HOSTESS.
325
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,093
- ALEX--
- NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
326
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,418
I AM SO MAD,
I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU.
327
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,423
ALL RIGHT?
THAT WAS REALLY EMBARRASSING.
328
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,585
- OKAY, I-I'M REALLY SORRY.
329
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:13,892
[sighs]
330
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,297
DO YOU WANT TO GO HOME,
TAKE A SHOWER?
331
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:19,329
'CAUSE MY BOOBS
ARE REALLY DIRTY.
332
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,838
- FINE.
333
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,348
- HEY, GUESS WHAT.
334
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,609
I JUST WENT TO THE FLAGSHIP
DOLLAR STORE,
335
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,347
AND THEY HAVE PRODUCE.
336
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:38,454
THESE GRAPES
LOOK PRETTY OLD,
337
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,145
BUT I'M THINKING
IN A COUPLE DAYS,
338
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:42,287
WE ARE GONNA HAVE
A NICE RED WINE.
339
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,992
- COOL.
340
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:47,334
- WHAT ARE YOU EATING?
- SUSHI.
341
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,630
- UM, SUSHI
IS SO EXPENSIVE.
342
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,332
PLEASE TELL ME
YOU GOT THAT YOURSELF
343
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,374
OUT OF LAKE MICHIGAN.
344
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,240
- NOPE.
GOT THIS STUFF DELIVERED.
345
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,199
FIGURED I'D SPLURGE.
346
00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:00,167
- SPLURGE. OKAY, UM,
WE'RE IN A DEPRESSION,
347
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:03,077
WHICH MEANS I'M IN TWO.
348
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:07,410
- YOU SHOULD TRY
SOME OF THIS TORO.
349
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,377
- NO, THANK YOU.
350
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:13,185
I'LL BE HAVING SOME
WHAT IS PROBABLY CELERY.
351
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:16,190
- [clicks tongue]
352
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,193
- WHAT IS THAT BOX?
353
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,585
- OH, JUST SOME SUPER COOL
NEW SHADES I BOUGHT TODAY
354
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,357
FOR MY...
355
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,355
FA-CHAY.
356
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:27,097
- OKAY, YOU DON'T BUY
SUNGLASSES.
357
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,904
YOU FIND THEM
ON THE TRAIN.
358
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,337
- NOPE.
359
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,671
PICKED THESE LITTLE PUPPIES
UP TODAY
360
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:36,435
AFTER I FILLED UP MY CAR
WITH PREMIUM GAS.
361
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,182
THAT'S RAMONA.
362
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:45,354
- UM, PLEASE TELL ME
THAT'S A PROSTITUTE.
363
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,545
- NOPE.
GOT US A CLEANING LADY.
364
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,457
WE'LL SEE YOU
NEXT WEEK, RAMONA.
365
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:50,489
THANK YOU.
366
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:53,393
RAMONA...
367
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,326
I ORDERED
TOO MUCH FOOD.
368
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,362
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SUSHI?
369
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,126
- I WOULD LOVE SOME.
370
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,996
- WHY ARE YOU
GIVING HER FOOD?
371
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:04,044
SHE'S THE ONLY ONE OF US
THAT HAS A JOB.
372
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,450
[sighs]
I HATE THIS.
373
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:15,149
- WHAT? THAT DOESN'T REALLY
NARROW IT DOWN.
374
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,252
- [sighs]
375
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,723
BEGGING FOR JOBS,
YOU KNOW.
376
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:21,350
I JUST--JUST HATE SEEMING
DESPERATE.
377
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,588
- WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
378
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,322
- OKAY, WELL,
IF YOU HADN'T SPENT
379
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:28,127
$300 ON SUNGLASSES,
AS IF VISORS DIDN'T EXIST,
380
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:31,231
I WOULD NOT BE FORCED
TO PILFER BREAD.
381
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,674
PUT THESE NUTS
IN YOUR POCKET.
382
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,140
- OH, GREAT,
THEY'LL REPLACE THE ONES
383
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,368
I USED TO HAVE THERE.
384
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,505
WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?
THERE.
385
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,240
- OH, BROKEN JACK DANIELS BOTTLE
WITH A BABY.
386
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,976
HE'S JUST TRYING
TO BE ORIGINAL.
387
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,012
- OH,
THAT'S NOT ORIGINAL.
388
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,046
I'VE SEEN
THAT EXACT PICTURE
389
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,750
IN YOUR FAMILY'S
PHOTO ALBUM.
390
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,322
THIS STUFF SUCKS.
391
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,321
- YEAH.
392
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:56,163
THIS IS REALLY BAD.
I MEAN, THAT'S A PUDDLE.
393
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,319
LIKE, I WOULD TAKE
THAT PHOTO BY ACCIDENT
394
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,427
WITH MY BUTT.
395
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,459
- "SARA SPENCER."
396
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:04,364
- SARA SPENCER DID THAT?
COME ON.
397
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,097
I MEAN, THE ONLY REASON
ANYONE SHOWS HER WORK
398
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,233
IS 'CAUSE SHE DID
AN EXHIBIT
399
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:10,297
WHERE SHE STUFFED HER BOOBS
INTO JARS.
400
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:13,167
- OHH, SARA.
401
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,636
- WHAT'S EVEN MORE ANNOYING
IS SOME IDIOT
402
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,114
WHO KNOWS NOTHING
ABOUT ART
403
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:19,053
IS GONNA PAY 800 BUCKS
FOR THAT.
404
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,709
OKAY, NOW I'M JUST MAD.
405
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,417
- WHAT WERE YOU BEFORE?
406
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,650
- WHITNEY.
407
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,354
- LORRAINE, HI!
408
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,286
I JUST, UM,
I WANTED TO STOP BY
409
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,761
TO SEE IF, YOU KNOW,
YOU NEED ANY HELP
410
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,459
AROUND THE GALLERY--
YOU KNOW,
411
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,191
LIKE AN ASSISTANT
OR, YOU KNOW,
412
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,226
LIKE A NUDE MODEL.
413
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:38,372
- OH, SWEETIE, I'M SORRY.
WE'RE ALL STAFFED UP.
414
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,398
BUT I'D LOVE TO SEE ANY PHOTOS
YOU'VE TAKEN LATELY.
415
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,304
- OH, NO,
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING.
416
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,336
I MEAN,
I'VE BEEN SHOOTING,
417
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,041
BUT NONE OF IT'S
GOOD ENOUGH.
418
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,283
UM, THIS IS ALEX.
419
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,408
- HI, LORRAINE.
420
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:53,482
UM, I'D LIKE TO PURCHASE
THAT PUDDLE.
421
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,053
- WHAT?
422
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,782
- GREAT,
I'LL RING YOU UP
423
00:16:56,816 --> 00:17:00,486
FOR SARA SPENCER'S
URINE ON THE FLOOR.
424
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,190
- OH.
425
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,232
UH, YEAH.
426
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,431
- SO YOU JUST SPENT $800
427
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,125
ON A TERRIBLE PIECE
OF ART
428
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,667
EVEN AFTER I TOLD YOU
HOW BAD IT WAS.
429
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,372
- YEAH.
430
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,105
- THAT IS
SO IRRESPONSIBLE.
431
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,510
- YEAH.
432
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,442
- FINE.
YOU MADE YOUR POINT, OKAY?
433
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,476
YOU CAN SPEND YOUR MONEY
HOWEVER YOU WANT.
434
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,182
- YEAH, I CAN.
YOU KNOW WHY?
435
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,375
BECAUSE I HAVE FAITH
IN MYSELF,
436
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,476
UNLIKE YOU.
437
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,418
- WHAT?
I HAVE FAITH IN YOU.
438
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:34,493
- NO, YOU DON'T.
439
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:35,321
YOU ACTING LIKE
YOU DON'T KNOW
440
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,685
WHERE OUR NEXT MEAL
IS COMING FROM
441
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,593
IS NOT YOU HAVING FAITH
IN ME.
442
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,825
- OKAY, NO, OUR NEXT MEAL
IS IN MY PURSE.
443
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:45,501
- YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ME,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
444
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,532
IT REALLY SUCKS.
- ALEX--
445
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,237
- YOU DON'T THINK I'M GONNA GET
ANOTHER THING GOING.
446
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,469
- NO, I TOTALLY THINK YOU'RE
GONNA GET ANOTHER THING GOING
447
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,173
AS SOON AS
YOU START WORKING.
448
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,405
- WOW, YOU--
449
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,810
YOU DON'T THINK
I'M WORKING?
450
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:56,882
- WELL, ARE YOU?
451
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,279
- YEAH,
I WORK ALL THE TIME.
452
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,382
- OKAY, WELL,
453
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,384
YESTERDAY YOU WENT TO MARK'S
TO WATCH THE GAME,
454
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,146
AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT,
YOU WENT ON A BIKE RIDE.
455
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:09,516
YOU READ BOOKS.
456
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:10,616
- YEAH, THAT'S ME WORKING,
ALL RIGHT?
457
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,387
I'M ALWAYS WORKING.
458
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,885
YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS
WHEN I THOUGHT OF MENDEAVORS?
459
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,426
- WHERE?
460
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:16,702
- I WAS STANDING
OUTSIDE OF WRIGLEY FIELD
461
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,429
IN THE POURING RAIN,
TRYING TO FIX MY UMBRELLA.
462
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,895
THAT'S--
THAT'S HOW MY MIND WORKS.
463
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,273
- OKAY, WELL, HOW WAS I
SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?
464
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,403
- BECAUSE IT'S
THE FIRST SENTENCE
465
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,507
ON MY WEBSITE.
466
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,680
- OH.
467
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,339
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
468
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,378
WHY WERE YOU
SO BLINDLY SUPPORTIVE OF MARK
469
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,283
QUITTING HIS JOB
AND RUNNING A BAR,
470
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:38,654
YET YOU'RE AFRAID
THAT I'M GONNA FAIL?
471
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:39,815
- OH.
472
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,462
- YEAH.
473
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,719
- [sighs]
I'M NOT GONNA SPEND
474
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,526
THE REST OF MY LIFE
WITH MARK.
475
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,228
- YEAH, WELL,
IF YOU'RE GONNA SPEND
476
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,400
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
WITH ME,
477
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,398
YOU GOTTA TRUST ME.
478
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:50,529
- UGH.
479
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,933
THAT WORD.
480
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,196
- YEAH.
481
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,895
- SO YOU JUST THOUGHT
OF THAT IDEA
482
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,666
IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE RAIN?
483
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:02,706
YOU'RE, LIKE,
REALLY SMART OR SOMETHING?
484
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:08,852
YOU WORKING RIGHT NOW?
485
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,651
- LET'S PUT IT
THIS WAY.
486
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:14,493
IF YOU'RE TALKING,
I'M WORKING.
487
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,421
- OH,
SO I'M LIKE THE RAIN?
488
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:19,456
- SURE.
- [laughs]
489
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,829
SO YOU'RE GONNA THROW AWAY
THAT PHOTO, RIGHT?
490
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,404
- NOPE.
WE'RE KEEPING THE PHOTO.
491
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,473
- OKAY, SO YOU WANT
TO BREAK UP?
492
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,401
- LOOK, THE REASON
WHY I BOUGHT THIS
493
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,937
IS TO PUT IT
ON YOUR DESK,
494
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,811
SO IT WOULD REMIND YOU
HOW GOOD YOU ARE
495
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,680
AND HOPEFULLY
PISS YOU OFF ENOUGH
496
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,538
TO MAKE YOU WANT TO START
SELLING YOUR OWN WORK.
497
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,607
YOUR STUFF BELONGS ON THE WALLS
IN THAT GALLERY.
498
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:40,776
IT IS GOOD ENOUGH.
499
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,623
- I THINK
IT'S TOO WEIRD.
500
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,349
- N--YOUR PHOTOS
ARE AMAZING, ALL RIGHT?
501
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,515
AND TOMORROW, YOU'RE GONNA SHOW
THEM TO LORRAINE.
502
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,524
EXCEPT FOR THE NAKED ONES
OF YOU.
503
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:53,726
AND ME.
I'M--I'LL WEED THROUGH THEM.
504
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,700
- FINE.
505
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,258
IF YOU SAY SO.
506
00:19:57,297 --> 00:20:00,397
- I SAY SO.
507
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,303
- YOU KNOW THAT I BELIEVE
IN YOU, RIGHT?
508
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,665
LIKE, MORE THAN ANYTHING.
509
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,944
- IF YOU SAY SO.
510
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,672
- [laughs]
SERIOUSLY.
511
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,477
AND I JUST--
I'M SORRY.
512
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,880
I-I WAS JUST--
513
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,481
I WAS SO BROKE
FOR SO LONG
514
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:17,023
THAT I THINK
I JUST KIND OF LOSE MY MIND
515
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,549
WHEN IT COMES
TO MONEY STUFF.
516
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:21,715
- MONEY STUFF?
517
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:24,894
- ALL STUFF?
518
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,494
LOOK, I'M SO SORRY.
519
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,956
AND I PROMISE THAT...
520
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,556
IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN.
521
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,498
- AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
522
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,543
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND--
523
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,307
- FIRST TIME USING
THE BANK CARD.
524
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,509
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
SO WHAT'S OUR CODE?
525
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,840
OH, IS IT
YOUR COMPUTER PASSWORD?
526
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,514
- YEAH, IT'S JUST--
527
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,414
- WHAT'S
YOUR COMPUTER PASSWORD?
528
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,606
- JUST HURRY UP.
IT'S FREEZING.
529
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:50,047
- OKAY. UM, $100.
530
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,052
NO, WE WOULD NOT LIKE
A RECEIPT.
531
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:53,915
$3?
532
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,323
- IT'S A SERVICE CHARGE.
JUST SAY YES.
533
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,956
- OKAY, I HAVE TO PAY $3
TO TAKE OUT A HUNDRED DOLL--
534
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,531
I HAVE TO PAY
FOR MY OWN MONEY?
535
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:04,031
WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?
MY DAD?
536
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,033
THIEVES!
537
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:07,095
- JUST SAY YES.
538
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,943
WE'VE BEEN WAITING
OUT IN THE COLD FOR 20 MINUTES.
539
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,668
- OKAY, LAST TIME I WAITED
OUT IN THE COLD THIS LONG,
540
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,843
I MADE A LOT MORE
THAN $3.
541
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,983
- [groans]
542
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,008
SORRY.
543
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,413
UH, AND BY THE WAY,
WE CAN, UH,
544
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,946
AFFORD THE $3.
545
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,920
AHH.
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