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Show me another one, show me another one, please.

Okay.

So, I don't know if you've ever heard about,

some witches collect their own bodily fluids

and they use those for spells.

Really strong spells.

Some of them collect one once a month,

and we are those types of females.

Okay. Don't know if you're able to follow this.

At all. Right, okay.

So, I can touch that one?

Yeah.

Okay. But be careful.

I will, can you see that?

Make sure not to get any in your mouth.

In my mouth? Hmm hmm.

Is it poisonous?

No, not poison.

Powerful, powerful.

Yeah, yeah.

And this is bodily fluid, is it?

Yeah, it can make anyone fall in love with you.

Really? Hmm.

Right, maybe I should have some of this then, eh?

Yeah.

It's period blood.

Really? Yeah.

Oh, lovely. It's nice, yeah.

Do you not like it? Oh yes, yes, it's...

It's all new to me.

To be honest, I never thought you could use

period blood for anything else than,

well, for anything to be honest.

Can you get the directions right now, please?

Eh, Darren?

Sorry.

Okay.

Camera rolling.

Right, I think we're back on the right road now.

Those last directions took us over

bloody estates.

Come on, you can't describe this other than a dump.

Well, I'm not gonna disagree with you there.

You seen one shitty British town,

you've seen 'em all.

Yeah, but this is the sunny south.

Ha, fucking, ha!

Yeah, well we're basically...

Just make sure that thing doesn't come on...

No swearing, my fans wouldn't appreciate it.

Yeah, don't worry, that's why have.

Okay.

All right, so what wonderful people

are we blessing with our presence today?

The Braussau family.

Who? Braussau.

Remind me about that because I'm crap with names.

Yep, no problem.

Braussau, okay.

And what do we know about the Braussaus?

There's three of them.

There's a mother.

Right. Diana and two daughters, Phoebe

and let me just check, Kate.

Right.

Okay.

Young daughters or adults?

Well, I think one of em's younger, maybe?

Okay.

Fair enough.

And why are we seeing them?

Well, they're gipsies.

Gipsies.

Oh, great.

Yep.

Okay, yeah I'll go with it, you know.

For the fans.

I dunno, there's something

from the video we were sent,

I kinda got that maybe

they're involved with something with the occult,

we're not sure what.

They think they're witches.

They what? They think they're witches.

They can't be worse than blinking gipsies.

The beggars are blinking gipsies.

They sell you lucky fucking charms,

and those old forta pieces,

and the gold that turns everything yellow or green or...

Yeah, you're right. I do not have a great affection for gipsies.

I'm sure your fans will agree.

Yeah, well just don't have that bit in either.

You know?

They need to know that I love everybody.

I have no prejudices.

Witches.

As in Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble,

type stuff?

Who the fuck knows?

Crazy.

I know, I know that you have my

best interests at heart.

And I have to admit that some of the people

that we've seen that you've suggested works.

My fans seem to like it,

but I have to tell you,

gipsies, witches, come on.

This is hardly Hammer House of Horror territory is it?

God, it's such a dump.

Well, you're supposed to be interviewing

the multi-cultural Britain that we live in.

Witches, gipsies are culture?

Cultural?

Well yeah, I suppose so.

That's stretching it a bit though, don't you think?

You could have chosen a nicer location, gents.

Look at this shit hole.

I mean, come on.

It's all Grey and dirty.

Ali Baba, oh good grief.

Show's called "The Real Streets UK."

Ha! This is the real streets.

Yeah, can we show this, really?

Would we show this?

I know it's background, that sort of thing,

but it's so depressing.

Just making sure the editors

got enough things to work with.

Well, I think he's gonna use technicolor,

or maybe make it black and white.

Then you can't see as much.

You know, sort of arty.

There's the gritty realism in black and white.

Yeah, that sort of thing, yeah.

There you go, that's real enough for you.

Yeah, I suppose so, yeah.

Shall we follow them and see if

there's anything interesting?

Hm.

This flipping traffic.

You know,

not that I'm complaining, of course,

but it's about time the company realised

just what a star I am

and stop being so flipping stingy with money.

First of all, why the hell am I driving?

Yeah, I mean, we should have a car.

Or something with our names on the sides,

so people can see us and prioritize.

Well this is, you know,

they did give you the car to drive in.

Well, yeah they did.

They didn't give me a driver...

It makes you look more like

one of the people, driving instead of being

chauffeured everywhere.

Yeah, that's a good excuse.

Bullshit, but it's a good excuse.

They're just stingy bastards.

You know, I haven't had a pay rise for six months.

Well, we haven't been filming

for a good couple of months.

What's that got to do with it?

They need to look after their people.

I'm not saying just me.

I mean, it's you as well.

You know, you earn your money.

You do.

We're one of the top programmes on the television.

Selling it abroad, international.

People love me.

And you know, you're part of the team,

so, you know, we need you as well.

It's down here somewhere.

Not sure where.

I'm sure somebody's...

I'm pretty sure it's the next turning.

Next turning, okay.

If something's wrong, it'll be somebody

to shout out. Ha!

Look at this miserable weather.

Come on you stupid sod, get a move on.

That idiot just walked across the road there.

Another ambulance.

Wonder if that's normal.

Oh, look at...

I didn't think it'd get any worse,

but look at this.

Yep, pretty bleak.

Ha!

You're an optimist aren't you?

Look at this.

Oh come on, gents, come on.

Are we really?

Are you sure this is the right place?

Yep.

I tell you, I wonder what the suicide rate is.

We could do a programme about that.

Christ, makes me want to slit my wrists

just looking at this bloody place.

Shit.

And this is where we're going to see

the gipsies, witches, whatever?

This is where we're gonna be staying

for the next three days.

Fuck. This is not exactly classic, is it?

I'll say no.

That's disabled, so, being one of the people,

do you know where it is?

I think it's just ahead. I think it's the house just up there.

Yeah?

The one with the dead vines on it.

That's really reassuring.

Guys, just before we start...

What? The Braussau family

don't want to be called Braussau.

They want to be called Sampson.

Why? They don't really want to

talk too much about the witch stuff.

Well, what the fuck are we doing here then?

Well, I thought you could do what you do best, and you know,

coach them into giving 'em what we want, really.

Yes, of course I can do that.

I haven't met a woman yet who can resist my charms.

But that's, you know.

Oh, come on.

Are you sure it's that one over there

with the dead vines?

Yep.

Well, you've brought us to some shit holes in the past

but that has got to be the worst.

It looks dead.

Cripples as well.

Oh, my god.

And it's raining.

Well, just go grab your hat.

Then we'll, you know... Yeah, fine I can grab my hat.

For crying out loud.

I am a star.

I make them money.

What the, you know...

I'm sorry, but it's so ridiculous.

We should be somebody else, should have a runner.

Bloody great umbrella.

What's the point of me telling you

I'm looking Mr. Charming and trying to find out

why they call themselves whatever it is?

Dripping from frickin' rain.

Come on.

This is not, this is not the way you treat a personality.

A celebrity.

Well, you make sure to let them know that.

Let's just get cracking.

Yeah, okay.

I'm gonna get my hat.

All right. Fuck it.

Here we go again.

Come on, come on.

The rain's coming back again, isn't it?

Pissing wet.

What are their names again?

I believe it's Kate, Phoebe Ana Diane?

Yeah, what's the surname.

Sampson. Sampson, bloody stupid name.

Remember, no wandering hands this time.

None of that.

I'm a professional and you'd better remember it,

if you want a job next week.

Next month.

Okay.

I'm not gonna keep people like...

I'm not gonna keep people like you around

if you're gonna make comments like that.

I'm the star.

You work with me, you'll go far.

That goes for you, too.

Right.

Are we ready? Yep, ready when you are.

Okay. Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome back.

It's Thomas Laboss.

Once again, what's the film called?

What's it... "Hard Streets UK."

Sorry? "Hard Streets UK."

Another stupid... Did you come up with that one as well?

Maybe you should go from the intro.

It's all right, we can cut around it.

Just go from the intro.

Okay.

"Hard Streets UK."

That's it. Okay.

Hello, dear viewers.

Once again, it's Thomas Laboss,

bringing you "Hard Streets of UK."

We're outside the house of the Sampson family.

I'm gonna knock on the door and introduce you.

So let's get in the trenches.

Hello! Who are you?

Thomas Laboss.

I'm sorry, who are you, what do you want?

It's all right, don't worry about this.

We're actually expecting these guys.

I'm glad to hear it.

Well, then you can talk to them, okay?

Thank you. Yes, I will.

Come on, come on in.

Thank you, thank you.

All right.

Okay, I've got the camera set up just there.

So we can get a nice wide of the

whole entire room.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, and I was thinking I could be

on a roaming camera, just here?

So we can have one of them sitting there,

one of them sitting there,

one of them sitting there.

Yeah, yeah. Potentially, we could bring in another chair for you.

So if we brought another chair in just there for you

so you can sit with them.

Yeah, yes.

Okay, great.

And I'm thinking if we put a soft box

just in the corner here,

there'll be enough light that it should

hit the table right across to there.

Oh, hello, I'm Thomas.

Hello.

Who are you?

I'm Phoebe.

I'm sorry? Phoebe.

Phoebe, that's a lovely name.

Yes, is it English?

No, not, no.

No? No.

Is it from the old country?

Yes. It's a lovely name.

Do you know what it means?

I'm not sure.

Yep, it's still a lovely name, though.

Thank you. As I was saying, just so you can stick to

what we're actually here for,

soft box in the corner there,

should be out to light,

and we'll have a nice little interview.

Do you know what a soft box is, Phoebe?

No.

I'll get Stanley to explain it to you.

Okay, all right. Very, very nice.

Got a nice wall out of the kitchen,

to just about there.

That should be fine.

What are you doing in my kitchen?

Well, we thought we could...

No, no, no, no. Not

Get out, out of my kitchen.

So we can't film the kitchen?

No, go, just go.

All right, okay.

Am I in shot?

Uh, I can't tell.

Give me a sec, let me just adjust this light.

Hello.

Oh, cheers, yes.

Oh now this is much better.

This room's a decent size.

Yeah, I know, right? Well the other two are nice,

they're nice, but they're petite.

This is Mama D's room.

Mm-hmm.

What a... Head of the house.

Yeah, it's lovely. I like the decor.

Yeah. There's some nice things here.

There are. What are those things over there then?

Well, this is probably for another time actually.

But something I've just noticed shouldn't be there.

Yeah well there's some good stuff there though.

Yeah. Tell me about some of those things.

Yeah, maybe later.

But it's important that this isn't in this room.

Yeah, Katy, sweetheart, look.

It's Kate. You coming for some tea and biscuits?

Look, there's a lot of interesting stuff.

It's interesting stuff. This is what the viewers want to see.

This is... Don't you want you tea and biscuits?

'Cause...

Yeah, of course, okay. 'Cause I'm quite done in here, really.

Yeah, I think I've got a decent enough shot.

Let's grab some tea and biscuits then, I guess.

Tea and biscuits, good.

Come on, off.

Welcome, viewers.

I'm here with the Sampson family.

People that have come to this country

and are living with us,

with different ways of looking at things,

different ways of belief,

different ways of raising children.

Different culture.

So, you are the Sampson family.

Thank you very much for being here.

Thank you for allowing me to be here.

Tell me about your family.

We are a family.

You can see, a mother and two daughters.

Two very beautiful daughters.

Indeed they are, yes, very beautiful indeed.

Thank you.

No arguments from me there.

Has it been difficult raising the children by yourself?

Why, can you see something wrong?

Can you see something that a man would have made better

with these two girls?

No, no, of course not. No, no, no, not at all.

Maybe sometimes with this one.

I don't know, but...

No, no, no, I didn't imply that

there needs to be a man.

It was not my intention...

I see, I apologise

No problem at all then.

Sometimes it's difficult raising

two beautiful daughters by yourself.

I was just wondering if you had particular problems?

I think I've lost you.

Can you see anything with these girls that is wrong?

No, you're quite right. You're quite right.

Well you say, problems.

Explain what you mean. Like there's no head of the household?

No daddy.

No, not at all. As I said, I'm not implying

there needs to be a man around.

Definitely not.

Sounded like it. No, it's just sometimes you need a break

and there's just one parent...

It's a fair question, though.

Yep, yep, yep.

Where's, where's daddy?

Well yes, yes.

Where's daddy?

Where is daddy?

He's not here.

Yes, you're quite right, he's not.

Tell me, how long have you lived in the country?

That's what I do.

I live here since I was born.

Yes, yes, I know.

The reason I ask is that I can hear a slight accent.

Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I apologise.

My grandmother, she was from old country,

and I spent a lot of time with her as a child,

and it sticks, the accent sticks.

Yeah, yeah, the old country.

Where is that?

You wouldn't even know it.

It's not even on a map anymore.

The geopolitical, fuck with,

it's not there anymore.

You won't know it.

But look, okay.

Can you tell me what sort of place

this hidden place is?

What it's culture is like?

It's a made up, made up place.

A made up place. Yeah.

What does she mean, a made up place?

She has never been there.

She's never been there.

No. All right.

So are you saying that this place...

Your guess is as good as mine, is what I'm saying.

Okay, okay.

Tell me about this place that,

the culture?

The way that people are with each other?

The scenery?

The religion?

The people are people.

People are people everywhere.

They work, they eat, they play,

sometimes they fight.

Sometimes they fuck.

Sometimes

Sometimes they fuck.

Right?

Right, you talk in front of a man...

Sorry, it's true.

Yes, yes I know, I know it's true, it's true.

But your sister, come on.

So, getting back, what religion

do they practise in the old country?

Why does it have to have a name?

Oh no, it doesn't.

You know, the purpose of the interview,

is being, to explore new cultures.

I and the viewers are very interested in...

And me.

Are interested.

Kate.

Is like any other religion.

It wants its children to be good,

to be kind to their parents,

to each other.

Okay.

Live a good life.

What more you need?

You're quite right, you're quite right, Mrs. Sampson.

I'll tell you what,

I need to have a word with the crew.

Can we take five minutes break?

Do you mind?

Certainly. All chill? Great.

Great, thanks.

You've chosen a right bloody group this time.

They're just not responding.

I can't get anything out of them.

Well maybe you should do your job, you know.

You're good at this kind of thing.

Convince them. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I'm good at my job by finding out

what people's weaknesses are.

I mean these are gipsies. What the hell do gipsies want?

Money.

Gipsies love money!

That's it, that's the way in!

Come on, lads. Watch this, film it, it's gonna be brilliant.

Okay then. Jesus Christ.

Hello.

Hello, look.

Listen, I think it's important

that people, our viewers, realise

that there are other cultures out in the world,

and that we need to tell them about it.

Now it's obvious that you have an interesting culture,

because it's enabled you to raise

these two beautiful daughters.

I'd like to tell the world that.

I'd like you to tell the world that.

And you did mention to your mum

that there'll be a fee involved in this?

There will be...

I'm not saying that you could be bought, I'm not.

But maybe you'd be able to use some money.

It is, of course, very important.

Yeah. For us to receive some money,

because if you jeopardize our work,

because of what we are doing,

we need to know that we are safe.

Yeah, we would never jeopardize you.

And I also say we'll pay you a very good fee.

Very good fee.

And what do you call a good fee?

10,000 pounds, in cash.

Oh.

That's useful.

A good amount, I think.

Yeah, yeah.

Yes? Okay.

Yes, I think we can, on that basis,

I don't know if we write some paper or something,

but I think we can talk.

Excellent.

Come on, lads, let's get set up.

Can we just get back to what you referred to

as the old country?

Can I just ask, the name Sampson.

Is that an old country name?

Is it well known there?

No, no, no.

We had to take this name.

In the old country we are called Braussau.

We are from a very old family, a very powerful family.

Oh, right, right.

And to return to something we mentioned earlier,

do you have a particular religion in your old country?

Is this word religion.

I don't like the word.

We have a belief, we have a way of being.

It is us, it is our way of being.

And our way of being is to help people.

We do this for money.

We make spell, we make potion.

We help people become better, become stronger.

Even at times more wealthy,

because we can do this.

Right.

There is, too, when people are

maybe dangerous or dangerous?

Or try to hurt me, or hurt my family.

Then we have to use a different power.

Right.

It is maybe darker, perhaps you say.

And it can hurt.

Sometimes in this country, people they,

they want, they want, they have enemies.

They want us to help, you know, hurt, destroy.

We can do this, and we do sometimes.

Right.

This is so interesting, isn't it viewers?

Thank you.

So many fascinating things.

Mm-hmm. Do you need all these for your beliefs?

No, no.

It's to be fair, like a lot of this

is just an individual preference.

So you collect whatever stands out to you.

Like certain items,

they just attach themselves to you over the years.

For example, you might remember me

talking about my cross earlier.

Yeah?

It has a mind of its own.

Which must sound ridiculous,

but it's very mischievous and ends up

in naughty places where it shouldn't.

It shouldn't even be in this room.

It shouldn't actually contaminate this space,

but I'm forever finding it here.

And that's my one.

Okay.

You're getting all this, aren't you?

Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

Okay, please carry on, it's fascinating.

Well, it sounds ridiculous,

but you know how witches have wands

and wizards have wands.

Well they don't all look like how you think they look.

This is my wand.

That's a wand.

It's a wand, yeah.

Am I allowed to touch it, or...

You... hm.

It's okay, it's okay. I don't want to offend or take the magic...

It's not that.

Crystals hold energy.

So if you have any kind of negativity on you...

Right, okay then...

Then that's a problem.

I'm totally fascinated by all this.

But you...

Equally, you wouldn't want my energy,

let's put it that way. Ah, right, okay yes.

Sometimes we collect things like dirt, like soil.

Yeah, and just generally it's anything

that harbours some kind of spirit?

Right, okay.

Some people refer to them as gods.

So is a god spirit thing with that one?

Whatever it is? Yeah, yeah.

They have energies that are singular to them.

It's not like it has a way of communicating

through words, but it sends you messages.

Really?

Sometimes good, sometimes not so good.

Okay, you notice I'm being reluctant

to touch any of this, because it's fascinating

but it's way out of my league.

It's fascinating, though.

Please, go on. Glad you respect that, though,

'cause that's quite important.

Otherwise, you know, I can't help you.

Yeah! Show me something else.

Show me something else. Okay, right.

So this is one of my mum's prized possessions.

She loves to tell me all about how she got this.

Is it a stone, or...

It is a stone.

Right.

She keeps hold of it.

She believes that it's Daddy's petrified penis.

Really? Yeah.

Are you getting that?

Close up on that, please.

That, ladies and gentlemen,

is a petrified penis, apparently.

Show me another one. Show me another one, please.

Okay.

So, I don't know if you've ever heard about...

Some witches collect their own bodily fluids.

And they use those for spells.

Really strong spells.

Some of them collect one once a month,

and we are those types of females.

Don't know if you're able to follow this at all.

Right, okay.

So, I can touch that one?

Yeah.

Okay. But be careful.

I will. Can you see that?

Make sure not to get any in your mouth.

In my mouth?

Mm-hmm. Is it poisonous?

No, not poison.

Powerful.

Yeah, yeah.

And this is a bodily fluid, is it?

Yeah, it can make anyone fall in love with you.

Really? Mm-hmm.

Maybe I should have some of this then, eh?

Yeah. It's period blood.

Really? Yeah. Oh lovely, it's nice, yeah.

Do you not like it?

Well yes, yes.

It's all new to me.

To be honest, I never thought you could

use period blood for anything else than...

Well for anything, to be honest.

Period blood. Yeah.

Or menstrual blood, whichever.

Wow. However you want to put it.

But yeah, it's a very strong element that we use

when we want to control someone's emotions,

and make them fall for you.

Or just simply do what you want them to do.

That powerful?

Mm-hmm, yeah.

You can use semen, too.

Obviously we don't have any of that, so.

No, no, no. Yeah.

It's very strong. Although, presumably

if you have that, you can encourage

a gentleman to provide you with some,

because you can control him.

Right.

It's a dangerous life.

It really is, gents, it really is.

Just be nice to your wife, and girlfriend.

They can get ya.

Thank you.

That's for you.

Would you like to may be

Thanks.

Cheers.

What the hell was that shit she gave

us in the bowl for tea?

It's left me with a bad taste.

I'll say.

I don't what the hell it was. I didn't recognise anything.

I think it was supposed to be vegetables

but if they are, they're none that I've ever met.

Ugh, and it was slimy.

It wasn't so greasy, it was slimy.

It tasted...

Shit is an apt word.

It tasted like shit.

Awful, oh god!

Yeah, I could really do with

getting that taste out of my mouth.

Darren, you fancy to go and get a burger?

Yeah, all right.

That's all right for you two, but if you're gonna bugger off and get burgers

then leave the camera with me.

You staying tonight?

Yeah, I am.

Shit, the meal was a load of shit.

But, I mean what they're talking about,

this culture thing, this belief thing,

they're talking about witchcraft, aren't they?

Yeah. Yeah, witchcraft.

Witchcraft in sunny Portsmouth.

I mean, it's got potential.

I'm gonna stay and see if I can soften 'em up a bit.

I think this could be something really good.

Yeah, I think it could be really good.

So I want the camera, and don't disturb me, okay?

You enjoy your burger.

Have one for me, in fact.

I think I've got some mints in my pocket.

Ugh, it tasted like shit.

Circle cast, circle conjure.

Circle cast, circle conjure.

Hail, guardians of the east.

I summon the power of air.

We invoke you.

Hail, guardians of the south.

I summon the power of fire.

We invoke you.

Hail, guardians of the west.

I summon the power of water.

We invoke you.

Hail, guardians of the north.

I summon the power of earth.

We invoke you.

Hello.

It's now 11 o'clock at night.

It's been a long, but very interesting day.

I've seen lots of things.

I've talked to people,

and I've heard some very, very interesting things.

This room belongs to the oldest daughter, Kate.

She's a bit of an artist as you can see.

Kind of spooky, isn't it?

But, she also painted these apparently.

Maybe she's a bit mixed up.

There's certainly a lot going inside

that pretty little head of hers.

Okay.

I don't know what to make of this family.

They seem serious and sincere.

Weird, but sincere.

And this witchcraft thing,

well it's got me intrigued.

So what I'm gonna do is,

I'm gonna get some sleep now,

wake up bright and fresh in the morning.

And I'm gonna talk to them again.

They promised, all three of them,

they're gonna show me some spells.

So, maybe I ought to wait until

after I've seen the spells,

and if they work,

before I make any decisions as to whether

this witchcrafty thing is right.

I don't have to worry about upsetting them.

I don't know if you can see in the corner,

there's a doll.

Presumably it's a voodoo doll,

given the environment.

But I don't have to worry.

It's a doll with hair, and you may have noticed

I'm a little bit follicly challenged.

Good night.

Sorry, I was looking for Kate?

That's all right, Phoebe.

In fact, I'm glad you're here.

Come on in, come on in, please.

Just come, push the door to.

I want to ask you some questions.

You don't mind, do you?

Can you come over here?

Haven't got my glasses on.

I'd like to see you in this focus.

Come on, it's okay.

I want to see that lovely smile of yours.

I see that you're the quietest of the group, your family.

Is that when you're with your mum and your sister,

perhaps a little bit more shy?

Yeah? I just want to know a bit more about you, that's all.

That's okay, isn't it?

Yeah?

You see, I love your smile that you've got.

Come on, you can do better than that.

I know you can.

That's it.

How old are you?

I'm 19.

19, that's a good age to be, yeah?

Life just starting out.

And what do you do all day?

Stay at home with my family,

learn spells.

Lovely, yeah?

Don't you ever go out, see other people?

No.

Don't you get lonely?

No.

No?

Oh, I don't mean with your mum and your sister.

I mean, you know, seeing other people?

No. No?

Where's that smile gone?

Don't you see people outside, like boys?

You must have lots of boys knocking on the door for you.

No.

No? No.

Well that's a surprise, you're a beautiful lady,

you've got a gorgeous smile.

Share it with me?

That's better!

Better.

You ever seen one of these before?

Come on, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right.

Look, look at me.

Phoebe, look at me.

Look at me.

Hey, it's all right.

It's not gonna bite you.

Look, he's smiling at you.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at only me.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at

You're a lovely and beautiful young lady, Phoebe.

Sweet dreams.

Fucking creep.

Well, we got what we wanted.

Yeah, that's one way out

of the shit business, isn't it?

Yeah, that's one way to put it.

So we carry on with the plan?

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, he's got worse in him, hasn't he?

Keep filming, he'll slip up.

Yeah.

I wish we didn't have to do it this way.

With the family and everything.

It's just collateral damage.

He would have done it anyway.

Right, just go inside

and keep recording.

Coming.

Where the hell have you been?

We're supposed to start half an hour ago.

I'm not spending another night in this shit hole.

Well, we did say we'd give them

like three days at least.

Yeah, I know, I know we did.

But I'm not spending another night in that bed.

You didn't sleep then?

No, I didn't.

My fucking neck is killing me this morning.

This is made of bloody pebbles or something.

It's really uncomfortable.

Well, maybe you should have slept

on the hotel like you did with the homeless?

Ha bloody ha.

Very droll.

Get out of the way.

I'll meet you downstairs, two minutes.

Okay, all right.

Ah, good morning, my friends.

It's now the next day.

I've had a good nights sleep

and I'm filled with excitement and anticipation

about what today brings.

I've no idea what is is.

Diane says it's going to be something interesting

that you'll really, really want to see.

She's also gonna bring me some breakfast,

and I'm wondering if it's gonna be

a traditional, old country breakfast.

Would be interesting if it was, wouldn't it?

Well, good morning. Good morning.

That's Kate, as you remember.

The oldest daughter.

I'm looking forward to breakfast,

and finding out what it is that we're gonna do today.

Hm, my daughter, the whore.

My mother, the wench.

Hm.

Good morning, did you sleep good?

Yes, thank you, yes.

Is this a traditional, old country breakfast?

Okay. It's a breakfast.

But, Diane, before you go, you said

we were going to see something really exciting.

Can you tell, can you tell the viewers what we're going to do?

Ah, yes.

We go to show you how to make a curse.

A curse! Mm-hmm.

A curse!

I wonder if she's gonna curse me?

I despair for my beautiful daughter.

I love her, but she's a

Interesting taste, interesting taste.

Okay, so you serious, you want to come in here?

You want to see these things?

Please, please.

Why, why do you need?

The viewers are going to be

absolutely fascinated.

It's all about your culture.

And you're obviously very proud of your culture,

and it's a wonderful culture.

You've raised two beautiful daughters...

I know this, but it is not a game.

It is not for children.

No, no, let me assure you that...

I'll tell you what.

When we finish recording, I will show you

everything we've recorded.

And if you don't like it, I'll take it away.

Okay.

Yeah, well, that is good.

Okay then follow me and do exactly as I tell you.

Thank you, thank you very much.

Now come in.

Well, thanks for letting us

have a little chat with you.

I'm just kind of curious of what

the experience has been like for you.

Well, it isn't really much of an experience just yet.

I mean, this is how we live

and you guys are here, so not very much.

It's been one day.

Do you all find it strange

having the cameras constantly watching your movements?

Well, cameras, I suppose,

are just like eyes,

and I always feel like there's eyes on me, so no.

I kind of get the impression that

you guys aren't so open to the outside world.

Is that what's going on?

Well, as you know, our mother

doesn't really like interacting with many people.

I mean, I'm a bit different.

I have spent a lot of time outside of the home.

This is probably the longest I've been here.

Phoebe is always with mum, so.

I mean, it's probably weirder for you.

Yeah. Than me.

Why do you think she doesn't like

the outside world, being involved?

No further than here?

No further, okay.

I'm here, I'm here. This is, as you can see, is my special place.

Yes. Now first of all, very important, very important.

Is we have to do this.

What's that?

This is a very, very important herb, is sage.

Sage? Mm-hmm, is for cleaning.

Sage.

You mean like, stuffing?

Sorry, okay, sorry.

It's very serious.

Yes. A very powerful herb.

Yes, okay. Very important.

Yeah.

It is powerful, isn't it? We must get a lot of smoke coming from it.

Yeah. It's good, is good, is good.

Okay, you waft it around.

Mm-hmm.

Now you wanted to see some of my potions

and some of my spells, yes?

Please, please, yes.

Okay. She's just old.

Like the world's moved on, you know?

She hasn't.

She doesn't fit in anymore.

She doesn't have a place.

What do you think, Phoebe? Why do you think your mum doesn't

entice a new world to come in?

I'm not sure.

She's not really going to be able to answer that.

'Cause she's like the same, so.

Okay then, Kate. Why did you sign up for this show?

You contacted us and said you'd be

the perfect family for it.

Why did you feel that?

Well, other than us just being

one big walking freak show.

Like I said, my mum, she likes to keep us

away from the rest of the world

and I'm just sick of it.

I would like for people to know who we are.

Now here,

this is one that could be good or bad.

It could be is for if someone is

talking bad of you, you can hurt their ear.

That's, they're ears.

Yes, is ear.

If they are wanting help with their hearing,

then this can work, too,

with the right saying of the right spell.

Lovely, lovely.

This one, again, is another one is

good and bad, maybe.

We have here the eggs.

And this is for the woman if

she does not want to carry the baby to full term.

Oh, right, okay. So this could help her.

But again, if maybe your mistress,

she having a baby and you don't want this baby,

then you give her this and she will not have the baby.

Very true, very true.

And for us to actually have some kind of

form of communication with the rest of the world,

because I'm missing out.

We're missing out, big time.

Okay, now you say you're missing out.

Phoebe, is there anything in particular that you feel like you're missing out on in life

because of the decisions of your family?

Um, no, no.

I mean... Nothing at all?

Not friends? No, no.

I'm your best friend.

But surely that's not enough.

Phoebe, what do you think?

Do you think that maybe more friends

would give you more out of life?

Uh, no.

I like being here.

She learns everything she needs to learn from me.

And you know, I'm her bridge out

into the rest of the world,

and I can keep her safe, at least.

And you know...

Okay, but that might be true.

But I've seen that you've been,

you have a bit of a friendship with Thomas.

Yeah, you guys seem really friendly.

Would you say that you have a friendship with him?

That something might be...

Speaking of Thomas, isn't he going to be in here?

Where is he? Well as you know, he's with your mother

doing a ceremony. We've got some mics linked up in there,

so there's no problem. Right.

So, yeah, Phoebe, you and Thomas.

We've just noticed from looking through

the previous footage, that you've...

Does he know, does he know you're doing this?

Yeah, yeah, he knows we're doing this,

doesn't he?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, yep.

So yeah, as I was saying, we've noticed

from looking at the footage, that you two had quite a...

There seems to be a bit of camac a rilla,

camaraderitry?

There seems to be a bit of friendship developing,

would you say? So if I was gonna call

Thomas in here right now, he'd be okay with this?

And this one?

Oh, that looks fascinating.

That's really colorful.

What's that one do?

That is a like a punch.

Punch? As in?

Absolutely.

Is very nice, I like to drink sometimes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes. Thirsty work

He's not old, or sometimes he's good.

Now this is very, very serious.

Hm, is odor.

Which one... This is very, very deadly smell.

Ugh!

This one, note I show you.

This one...

Oh, what's that? Is for if someone wishes you bad intent.

This will destroy them.

Destroy?

This will destroy them.

If they wish, if they had malicious intent

toward you...

Yes.

This will destroy them.

Well, um, it's not necessary.

Like I said, we are part of the team

so you can trust in us for this.

So yeah, Phoebe.

You and Thomas Right.

Would you say that there is

some sort of connection between you two?

No, I don't think so.

And I think it's illegal to drink on camera, isn't it?

Uh no, no. No?

It's not illegal to drink on the camera, no.

I mean, if you start burning money in front of the camera,

sure we might have some problems.

Okay. We don't have that problem right now.

So yeah, Phoebe, please tell me more about

your relationship with Thomas.

I don't have one, I don't.

She's barely even spoken to the guy.

Well, is this a curse?

You said a curse. Curse, curse, yes.

I say spell for everything

Ugh, that looks awful! But for some is curse.

Yuck! Yep, there's a curse.

Oh, that's awful.

Well thank you for showing me these things.

The viewers are going to love, I mean,

I've doubly enjoyed seeing them.

Fascinating, that.

You're not interested in what is make in that?

Would you tell me?

Hm, would I tell you?

I don't think you could do it yourself anyway,

so I'll tell you, yes.

Go on then, what's in there?

There is some cat shit.

Sorry?

Poop! As in cat's poop.

Cat's poop, okay.

Which has been done where a mangy dog

has been lying in the mud,

and some of that is the mud.

Right. And on top of this is the piss,

the piss, the urine, from a squirrel.

From a pregnant squirrel.

Urine from a pregnant squirrel.

You know I've gotta ask you how you got that.

I see some mock.

No, no, no.

Mock, that is very, very serious.

All natural ingredients, but...

Very, very serious.

Why are you even asking this?

Well, like I said, we've seen,

we've been looking back on the footage,

and we noticed that there was a bit of a connection,

and seeing as you're... Connection?

Well as you were saying, you want to be more out there into the bigger world.

She's not a slut.

That's

that's not we're saying.

What we're saying is that there is obviously

a bigger world out there if you want to connect with it,

and we're just kind of curious as to

whether your relationship with Thomas

could possibly lead to you getting

more out there in the world.

You think, that he's going to show her things?

You mean? Well I'm kinda curious whether maybe she's already seen some things

of the outside world from Thomas,

and whether she can tell me a bit about that.

I don't. I have no idea where

you're going with this. 'Cause, what the hell?

He's come here to see how we are.

What's he may have shown us?

I don't understand. No, I totally understand.

But like I said, we've been looking through the footage,

and we just want to know if there's anything

that he may have said or done

that, in particular, you might have,

might be new and different for you.

Well, yes, it is serious.

It's a curse, it's a curse.

I believe you.

Very, very serious. It's just that...

How do you get the urine

from a pregnant squirrel, for instance?

That I will not tell you and you would

not believe me anyway.

You're probably right.

Okay?

You have seen what you need. Thank you, you've been really, really helpful.

I and the viewers are going to really appreciate that.

That is fantastic.

Thank you very much.

You're welcome. Thank you.

I don't... I think she's kind of uncomfortable now.

I understand that, Kate, and we gave you

some time to talk, so if I can just talk

to Phoebe that'll be much better.

So, Phoebe, could you please just tell me,

is there anything that he may have said?

I mean, we know he can be

a little bit crude with his wording,

but we noticed there was a bit of

a difference in you today, and we just wanted to see if there was anything

that maybe Thomas said or did.

No, um, no.

I don't know.

I don't think there's anything to say.

Phoebe, can you look at me, please.

Look at me, Phoebe.

Phoebe, could you look at me?

Please, Phoebe.

Tell me.

Did anything happen last night?

Please Phoebe, just don't worry about the door,

just keep on going.

Tell me, did anything happen last night?

What the hell were you doing in there?

Were you interviewing those girls?

That's my job!

You have no right to be interviewing those girls.

Look, we saw what was on the camera.

We saw what you did.

What are you talking about?

What you did last night! What you've been doing to every single person,

on every show. What the fuck are you...

How dare you? Are you, are you messing up with that girl?

Is that camera on?

Give me the camera now.

Give it to me, give it to me now! Oh, fuck!

Oh, shit!

Oh, is it dodgy food, is it?

From the old country.

Oh fuck, fuck.

Come on.

Where is she? Just leave her alone, man.

Where is she, where is she?

Don't worry about her. I need, I need, Phoebe.

Phoebe, Phoebe.

Just show some professional conduct.

Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe.

Get out of the way!

Phoebe!

Phoebe, I need you please. What are you doing in here?

What are you doing in here?

Please, please I need you.

Get out! My whole body's filled with you.

Please, I love you! Get out!

Phoebe, Phoebe! No, get out, get out, get out!

Leave me alone! Thomas!

Get out.

Get out now.

Get out.

Now.

Get out now.

Thomas?

Get out. Thomas.

Get out, now.

I, I don't know.

I think we should stay tonight.

Keep an eye on him.

All right.

All right, cool, cool.

Hello, hello.

Hello, viewers, friends.

Yeah, just giving you an upgrade on today.

I have to tell you that I feel a little bit

not in control today. I don't know why.

It's been a beautiful day

and I've learned lots of things, I think.

But it seems kind of hazy.

I think lots of things have happened,

and I can't quite remember what they are.

I remember seeing Phoebe this morning.

She gave me a smile.

She gave me a lovely smile, actually.

But I don't remember seeing her after that.

I don't know where the others are.

Diane was going to show me something.

Something to do with something.

Curses, yes, she was going to show me a curse.

Yeah.

There was a love potion, I think, as well.

Kind of reminded me about Phoebe.

I don't know why I said that.

I don't know.

It's been a strange day today.

It's been a strange day, 'cause um...

I mean it's been very interesting.

I've learned lots of things, and my attitude

to witches has changed, but...

Well, to be honest,

I didn't know witches could be like Phoebe.

She's very quiet and angelic.

Can you have an angelic witch?

She's such a, she's just, always there.

If it wasn't me, you know, cynical me,

your superstar interviewer,

I would think that maybe

I was feeling something for her.

But it's not like that.

It's as if she's necessary.

Like oxygen.

If you don't have oxygen, you die.

And when I think of...

I think I'd better get some sleep.

I've obviously been working very hard.

Too hard, to make a brilliant programme for you.

So good night, viewers.

Sweet dreams.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I don't like it, I don't like it.

Predator.

Animal.

Sicko.

Monster.

Abuser.

Predator.

Phoebe!

Jesus!

Jesus Christ.

Thomas, are you all right? Thomas?

Get, get, get, get her away!

Get her away, get her away!

Thomas, what are you talking about?

Get away, get her away, make her go!

It's just me and Darren.

Get her away, get her away, get her away!

Jesus. No, no, please, please!

Make her go away, make her go away!

Okay, okay.

It's gonna be all right, man.

It's gonna be all right.

It's all right.

We'll just, I'll stay in the room tonight.

I'll stay in the room, I'll keep an eye.

You'll be fine. She's not coming.

It's gonna be okay.

It's gonna be okay.

Jesus Christ.

So all right, well

I'll go and grab my sleeping bag.

And she won't, you know,

It'll be all right. You'll be all right.

Keep her away, keep her away, keep her away, keep away, keep away...

She's there.

She's not there, Thomas.

She is there.

Can't you see her? She's there, she's there!

There's no one, there. Make her go away, please.

I don't like it, no make her go away.

She's staring at me.

What happening to you?

She's gonna hurt me. Please, please, please.

Don't make, tell her to stop looking at me,

make her go away, please, please.

Thomas, there's no one there.

I'm scared.

Please

She's still there.

She's not there, Thomas.

You're lying, you're lying, I can see her.

She's there, I can see her.

There no one there! She staring at me!

She hates me.

She made Phoebe go away.

Phoebe likes me. She doesn't like me, Kate doesn't like me,

Kate doesn't like me, Kate's hurt me.

Don't hurt me, Kate. Please.

Why are you taking pictures,

why are you taking pictures? Shouldn't take pictures.

It not nice to take pictures.

I'm not filming. There is no camera.

You shouldn't take pictures. It's invasive to take pictures!

You shouldn't take pictures.

People should have privacy.

She's looking at me.

Kate's there. She's behind you, she's there!

Make her go away, make her go away!

Please, please, please,

please make her go away! Please, please, please, please.

Please go away, go away, Kate, go away, Kate.

Go away, don't laugh again, go, go away,

go, go away, go away, go away!

Sorry.

Sorry.

You won't hurt me, will you?

I'm sorry.

Shouldn't have done that, should I now?

Didn't mean to hurt her.

Don't hurt me, Kate.

Please don't look at me like that.

Please.

Please?

Make her go away.

Please. There's no one there, Thomas.

You're lying.

You hate me.

She's there!

She's not there. Look, for fuck's sake.

She's there! She's just standing there.

Please?

You need some water. You look like shit.

No, no, no!

She's poisoned the water.

She poisoned the water. She's a poisonous person.

She's there, she's laughing at me.

She's just grinning.

Go away, go away.

You're bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.

Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.

No, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't.

Please, please. Make her go away.

She not there, Thomas.

You're lying, you're lying, you're lying.

Fuck off! Go, fuck off.

No, no, no, don't! No, don't!

No, please, please, please don't!

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Please, please, please, I didn't mean it!

Please, please, please.

You're my friend. Please, please, please.

I'm your friend, please, please, please.

I like you, make her go...

Maybe uh, try closing your eyes.

Just lie down and close your eyes.

No, she's sneaks, no, no, no, no, no.

Stop, stop. Just close your eyes, just for a minute.

Just for a little bit. No, no, no, no, she's gonna, she'll get me then,

she'll get me then, she'll get me then,

she'll get me then, she'll get me then. Come on, Thomas.

Just lie down and try and close your eyes.

Rest up.

I won't. You can do it.

I can't.

She'll get me when I can't see her.

Please.

Feeling good?

Good, what?

What the fuck are you doing here?

I've been here all night, man.

What? I stayed here with you all night.

I haven't slept a wink.

What the fuck for?

You don't remember a single thing

about last night?

I've had a fucking great night.

What the fuck are you doing here?

You honestly don't remember?

Just, I don't want to know.

It's the third day, we've got a sensational film

recorded, and it's going to be brilliant today.

I want you to fuck off so I can get dressed,

and can go down and experience another

wonderful breakfast.

Go on, fuck off.

All right, okay.

As long as you're sure you're okay.

Now! Okay, all right.

Please.

Good morning, my friends, good morning.

It's the morning of the third

and, regrettably, final day today.

I've had a wonderful night,

I've woken feeling bright, fresh,

and eager to get on with things.

I don't know what on earth's gonna go on today.

Diane, the mum, has decided that she's going to

initiate me into the more intense,

I think she used intense?

Yeah, intense side of their religion, their beliefs.

So maybe she's gonna show me some magic.

I mean they have said they're witches.

So I'm kind of looking forward to that.

It's kind of...

Oh, hello, Phoebe, hello.

Hello. This is Phoebe, the youngest.

You remember her?

How are you? I'm good.

How did you sleep? I slept very well, thank you.

You did. Yes, I feel quite refreshed this morning.

That's great. Yourself?

I'm great, yeah. I slept great.

Good, good. Are you going to be part of today,

you're gonna be involved in things?

Yeah, of course, of course.

Really? I will be.

Oh that's excellent, that's excellent!

I'm hoping that Phoebe's going to get

really involved because, although she's been around,

she's been sort of in the background.

So maybe we're gonna find out a little bit more

about her today.

We are going to find a bit more about you today?

Yes you will, yeah!

Oh, excellent.

Don't you think she's got a lovely, lovely smile?

I do.

Good morning, Thomas.

Good morning. And how are you?

I'm very well, thank you.

And did you sleep well?

I slept very well, thank you.

Very well, indeed.

Oh, good to hear this. And I'm looking forward to today.

Good. I really am.

You shall have a very exciting day, I think.

Really?

Yes. We're looking for to that. Now tell me,

are my children being good?

Who? My children.

Are my daughters being good? Is Phoebe being polite?

Oh, Phoebe has been wonderful.

In fact, both your daughters have.

I haven't seen Kate this morning, but...

Oh, sometimes she sleeps a bit later.

She reads in the night.

Yeah, yeah. Oh why not?

She's a growing woman.

Yes indeed, yes, yes, yes.

This isn't normal.

This is really, really getting

kind of strange now, isn't it?

What?

You mean the family?

Yeah, the family, the house.

They're weird people, okay?

Weird things happen around weird people.

I wouldn't think too much about it.

Yeah, I mean...

Do you reckon we've got enough footage

of Thomas or do you reckon he'll do more?

He can't really help himself, can he?

No.

Just, I don't know this all just

feels a bit odd.

Everything, nothing seems to be

making much sense right now.

They're not...

Are you really buying in to this witch stuff?

No, no, of course not, of course not.

I mean, we've been around different strange families.

We've met different bloody religions.

It's not anything...

There's just something not right.

Give me that cigarette, man.

Just give me that cigarette.

Jesus. Why are you still filming, anyway?

Because we need to capture everything.

There's something more...

We have to capture everything, that's our job.

I've just gotta keep filming.

But, I mean, what?

I don't remember pressing record.

I just know that we've got a film.

We've got a...

You've got the sound on.

Yeah. So I recorded, I guess.

I mean, I just, I just start

rolling sound when you start rolling film, I guess.

I mean we haven't got a shot list or anything.

We're just out here filming.

I don't...

Well, I guess we just keep going.

You're making me a bit paranoid here.

They're not, they're not witches, okay?

This is...

Of course, of course.

There's no such fucking this as witches.

Yeah.

Okay, yeah, yeah, okay.

Hello, Thomas.

Hello, Diane.

Thank you very, very much for talking to me.

The viewers are going to really appreciate it,

and so do I. I want you to know that now.

Thank you. All right.

You know we've spoken to your girls.

Yes, yes, yes, I do. Beautiful girls.

So I wanted to ask you,

you're the only one of the family

that maybe remembers the old country?

Yes, because they weren't born.

Yeah, yeah, yep.

I remember some things.

Yeah, so is there anything you can

tell me about the old country?

Like the way of life, what people did, or...

They live their life.

You know, we, like most people, you eat,

you do what you do for your money,

and you know, the other things.

Like most families, I think.

You love, you...

Okay, okay.

Can you tell me something about your beliefs,

you know, your religion?

For instance, you know, there's...

You say you're witches,

and that's wonderful, you know, and great.

In this county, you see, you say witch...

People think it's bad. Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

What we do is what we do.

I cannot tell you more than that.

But this witches is a bullshit word.

It's nothing.

Bullshit word.

Now look, Thomas.

Yes? Now listen to me.

Just listen carefully to me.

Now, you, what is with you?

Sorry?

What is with you?

I see you, a little boy, I see this

very, very big, big man.

Bigger than you are now.

Yeah, this very big man and you small child.

You're screaming, you're crying.

Why you crying?

And this big man is around.

Why are you crying?

He hurt he hurt me.

Ah, how so, he hurt?

He made me bleed, he made me bleed.

All right, okay. I'm seeing that you have no clothes,

and there is blood on your legs.

Yes. And this big man, he too has

not many clothes, either.

He threw me down the stairs.

Hm?

I think maybe something different.

Because you have blood on your legs,

you have no clothes on.

He doesn't have too many clothes either.

I said no, I said no.

I said no, he said yes, I said no.

Of course, of course you say no.

Of course you say no.

He hurt me. He threw me down the stairs.

And something more, I think.

I screamed, okay?

I screamed.

Yes, you were screaming a lot.

I can hear this.

I can hear the screams of a desperate, desperate child.

She didn't come though, she didn't come.

Who didn't come, Thomas?

She didn't. My mummy didn't come.

She didn't come to see me.

She didn't come to get me. I was hurting.

He hurt me and she didn't come, she didn't come.

Oh, Thomas, she didn't come where?

Why she not come?

She was hiding.

She was frightened.

Oh.

And nasty. He he hit her.

He hurt me.

Threw me down the stairs, made me bleed.

Made me scream. And some more and some more.

And she didn't come.

But look.

Thomas?

Thomas, look at me?

Walk away.

Walk away.

Walk, Thomas.

Yes, yes, yes.

So hey, come, you say something

more interesting, more fun.

You wanted to see some curses, some spells!

Remember? Oh please, please.

I really would like that'd be great!

Then this will be more, this will be more.

Yes, okay! That'd be great, thanks.

We can do this. Be careful, but we can do... Guys.

Come with me for a minute?

Just for a minute. Yeah, okay then, yeah.

Thomas, we'll be back in a second.

We're just gonna have a quick word with Kate.

Well all right, but be quick.

Be quick.

Yeah, yeah, quite right.

Go Pro's just over there.

Okay, great. You might have to set this up.

Sorry about this.

Okay, bye.

What do you mean, set it up?

The light?

That's good.

Look, Kate, we're supposed to be in there.

This is like one of the major scenes

that we're supposed to film.

What's so important?

I just thought it was important to tell you

that I know what happened last night with Thomas.

I know. So, Thomas.

You say you want to see some different sort of spells.

Something more interesting, maybe?

Oh, yes please. But they're all interesting, they really are,

all interesting. But something different would be really, really great.

Please.

Okay, I think we have something

very interesting for you today.

Really?

Very. Excellent.

Yes, okay.

Phoebe, my darling, bring show to our friend.

All right.

And what's that?

What do you mean you know?

Well, he had like a weird night's sleep.

I could hear it, and there was just some weird crap.

He was shouting my name.

It was hard not to hear.

But everyone's acting really weird this morning,

aren't they? So I just thought I would grab you

and just sort of...

Because I could see that you knew

something was up.

And you're right, something is up.

Oh, you're not gonna tell me.

All right then. Are you gonna show me?

Thank you my darling.

This is very, very old.

And very special.

From the old country?

Oh yes. Good grief, what's that?

From the old country,

so has to be wrapped in the best silk,

and it's very carefully protected.

It's a doll. It has some special.

Is it a voodoo doll?

But you guys are all right.

That's why I've taken you away,

'cause I don't want you to worry.

What do you mean?

Worry about what? I'm just saying you don't have

anything to worry about.

You're okay. What's going on in there?

They're just having a quick word with him.

I mean, I'm aware that you guys know

about Thomas, right?

And the special thing is on the body.

And then that's goes like so. Wow.

It's good, it's important.

I think that's enough of the special stuff.

Phoebe, my darling, show our friend

what is the next bit.

Oh my god!

It's a small dagger.

A very ornate dagger.

Is that, it looks very, very old.

Tell me, is that from the old country, too?

Oh yes.

This is from, very much from the old country.

Very old.

Oh, wow.

You don't know about Thomas and Phoebe?

No?

I know you know, come on.

Well if you could tell us

what you think is going on.

Yes, give us some clarity.

What do you think's going on?

Well, let's just say he is not

someone I want around my sister.

And we're just gonna fix that.

Do you know, I think maybe like,

I think we've got enough footage.

Perhaps we could just call it a wrap and just...

I mean, I know Thomas wants to get his big, last ritual,

but I think maybe we've overstayed our welcome.

But I've made sure that you guys are okay.

Doesn't that mean anything to you?

I don't know what that... I thought you wanted, I thought you guys

wanted to...

I really don't understand what that means, to be honest.

To get footage of him.

Wasn't that right?

Wasn't that you little plan here?

Look, I know. Let's just cut the bullshit for a moment.

I know that you guys have been working

with this fucking sex pig.

Tell me, if it's a voodoo doll,

and it looks like a voodoo doll,

who's it for?

So I guess in that regards,

then we're okay to go, right?

It's for you!

What are you doing to him?

Look, if you kill him we're not going to able

to release this.

No, you're right, you're right. They gonna, remember what happened to Saville?

That sounds like we've got more big concerns now.

Look.

Oh, so hot.

Oh, Thomas, so poor little penis.

So, so hot.

It's burning, it's burning, it's burning,

it's burning it's burning, it' burning.

Oh, it's hurting, burning, burning!

Oh, poor Thomas.

I think he needs a little dance.

A little dancing Thomas.

Dancy, dancy.

Maybe a little ah!

And another ah!

Was he hurting Thomas?

You like the ladies, you like them!

Aw, nice, I think Thomas wants to go

for a little walk, come Thomas.

Come, come, come, come.

No, no, no, no.

Oh, yes, oh yes!

No, no, please, please, no, no, please, please!

Please don't, I'm sorry, please, please,

Diane, please no, no, no!

Bye, bye, bye, Thomas.

Fuck, what's that noise?

He curses, he jumps!

He's a murderer.

He abused my daughter.

He's just crazy man.

Jumping out of the window.

What you still filming?

You, boys are you still filming?

See no evil, hear no evil.

No, no, no, no, no!

No, my eyes!

My eyes!

Bless my mother, for I am your child.

Blessed be my eyes

that I may see your path.

Blessed be my nose

that I may breathe your essence.

Blessed be my mouth

that I may speak of you.

Blessed be my breast

as I may be faithful in my work.

Blessed be my loins

which bring forth the life of men and women.

As you have brought forth

all of creation,

blessed be my feet that I may walk in your ways.

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