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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,372 - LOOKING BACK ON ALL MY YEARS, 2 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:06,535 I REMEMBER A LOT OF GOOD TIMES 3 00:00:06,574 --> 00:00:09,114 WITH A LOT OF GOOD FRIENDS. 4 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:13,083 LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST SUMMER OF MY LIFE. 5 00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:21,356 all: WE COME WITH HOPES, AND TO THEE BRING, 6 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:25,359 OUR SECRET WISHES, OH, SKELETON KING! 7 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:27,233 [all screaming] 8 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:30,261 - THE SKELETON KING IS REAL! 9 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:32,168 - OH-HO-HO! [squeak sound] 10 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,570 [everyone quieting] 11 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:36,441 - HI! - IT'S REALLY HIM! 12 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:38,370 THE SKELETON KING! 13 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:40,336 - IN...THE FLESH. HEE-HEE! 14 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,144 - YOU'RE THE PIRATE SAVAGE DOOMED TO 15 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:44,406 HAUNT THESE CATACOMB CAVES, YES? 16 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:47,415 - OH, BOYS, THE STORY OF HOW I CAME TO LIVE IN THIS CAVE 17 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:48,548 IS FAR MORE INTERESTING. 18 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:49,652 - OH, WHAT'S THE REAL STORY? 19 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:51,393 - YES, PLEASE! - YEAH! 20 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:53,649 - WELL, ONE DAY, I WAS WALKING BY THIS CAVE 21 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,517 AND I THOUGHT, "WHAT A NICE CAVE." 22 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:59,326 THEN, ALL MY MUSCLES AND SKIN FELL OFF MY BONES. 23 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:00,390 AND SO HERE I AM. 24 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:03,158 - THAT'S IT? 25 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:05,627 - BUT, YOU CAN GRANT MY WISH TO WALK AGAIN, RIGHT? 26 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,236 - YEAH! - YEAH YEAH YEAH! 27 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:08,538 - I WOULD LOVE TO GRANT YOUR WISH. 28 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,699 - OH, YEAH! - RAD! 29 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,537 - BUT IT WOULD BE THE FIRST TIME 30 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,572 I'VE EVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 31 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:14,577 - LAME - [sigh] 32 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,278 - YOU DON'T GRANT WISHES? 33 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:17,550 I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU DO? 34 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:20,378 - I COLLECT ANTIQUE CANDY AND GUM TINS. 35 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:24,324 BUT I HAVE SOMETHING FAR MORE INTERESTING FOR ALL OF YOU. 36 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:25,522 - YEAH. 37 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:28,691 - BLACK LICORICE? 38 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:30,362 - IT'S THE CANDY TREAT 39 00:01:30,391 --> 00:01:31,431 THAT CAN'T BE BEAT. 40 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:32,629 AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY 41 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,360 I WANNA MOVE MY LITTLE FEET! 42 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:38,365 * I GOT A BLACK MAGIC WOMAN 43 00:01:38,399 --> 00:01:40,569 * OYE COMO VA, LA LA LA LA LA * 44 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,271 * I LOVE THE MUSIC OF CARLOS SANTANA * 45 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:45,574 - [groans] YO, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 46 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,276 - * LA LA LA LA - HEY, UH, SKELETON KING, 47 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:49,278 IS IT COOL IF I GRAB SOME OF THESE, UH, 48 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:51,180 PEPPERMINT TWISTS ON THE-- - [demonic voice] NOBODY TAKES 49 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:53,352 THE PEPPERMINT TWISTS FROM MY CAVE! 50 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:54,481 - AAH! - STOP IT! 51 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:56,345 - HEY HEY HEY! - MY NECK... 52 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:57,654 - IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY HURT. 53 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,345 I WAS JUST AFRAID IT WAS GONNA, 54 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:00,617 SO I WAS SCREAMING, SORRY. 55 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:03,694 - OH... - LOOK. STUPID. 56 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,564 LET'S GO. 57 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,333 - OUR MOMS AND BOSSES ARE GONNA BE PISSED. 58 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:09,461 - WHAT A NICE GROUP OF GUYS. 59 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:11,367 I WISH I COULD CALL THEM MY FRIENDS, 60 00:02:11,399 --> 00:02:13,429 BUT I DON'T THINK THEY LIKED ME VERY MUCH. 61 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:14,467 [whimpers] 62 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:17,412 [jazzy piano] 63 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:24,208 * 64 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:30,322 [all talking] - THERE WE ARE... 65 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:33,651 ME AND MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 66 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,487 DAVE WAS A REAL CHARACTER. 67 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,463 HE'D SIT THERE AT THAT TABLE, 68 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,361 DEALING CARDS AND TELLING STORIES FOR HOURS. 69 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:41,734 - SANDY SANDERSON... - WHOA! 70 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,502 - [retching] - AND MIKE, 71 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:46,401 WELL, HE WAS ONE HELL OF A JOKESTER. 72 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:48,874 BOY, COULD HE CRACK US UP. 73 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:53,842 CHRIS, WITH HIS LUCKY BLUE CAP AND SLY GRIN. 74 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:56,384 JEFF SURE LOVED THOSE COMIC BOOKS. 75 00:02:56,410 --> 00:03:01,320 MATT AND MITCH, THOSE TWO WERE ALWAYS FIGHTING OVER SOMETHING. 76 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,849 AND THEN THERE WAS ME. 77 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:07,623 IN THOSE DAYS, I WAS KNOWN MOST FOR MY SWEET TOOTH. 78 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:10,355 I SURE LOVED TO SNACK. 79 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:12,861 BUT NOT QUITE AS MUCH AS TIM. 80 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:16,663 LOOK AT HIM--OLD TIM SITTING THERE AT THAT CARD TABLE, 81 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,927 EATING A HERSHEY BAR, PLAYING CARDS WITH 82 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:22,396 DAVE, MIKE, CHRIS, JEFF, MATT, AND MITCH. 83 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:24,666 YEP! THAT'S HIM ALL RIGHT. 84 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,275 I WAS SO HAPPY TO HANG OUT WITH THEM. 85 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:29,838 I'M SURE YOU CAN TELL BY THAT LOOK ON MY FACE. 86 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:33,577 [laughs] OH, GOD. LOOK AT ME. 87 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:38,294 SITTING THERE JUST A FEW FEET AWAY FROM TIM. 88 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:41,519 YEP, THAT'S ME, OUTSIDE THE HOUSE, 89 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,315 PEEPING IN ON THE GUYS. 90 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:44,657 NOT SAYING ANYTHING. 91 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:48,332 CREEPIN' AROUND. JUST WATCHING QUIETLY. 92 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:50,462 LIKE I DID ALL SUMMER. 93 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:54,598 YEP! THE COMPLETE STRANGER THAT FOLLOWED THOSE GUYS EVERYWHERE. 94 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:58,665 [laughs] IT WAS THE BEST SUMMER OF MY LIFE. 95 00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:00,306 [gentle orchestration] 96 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:04,976 - AND IT IS OUT OF HERE! [game on TV] 97 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:06,852 - [everyone cheering] - HOME RUN! BIRDS! 98 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,580 - HEY, GUYS, SORRY I'M LATE. 99 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:10,916 - SO MUCH FOR THE BIGGEST BIRDS FAN I KNOW. 100 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,791 - YEAH, SORRY. I GOT HELD UP IN THE SECRET GARDEN. 101 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,690 HOW ARE THE WINGS? 102 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:19,627 - SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU HAD A SECRET GARDEN? 103 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:20,860 [laughter] 104 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,834 - YEAH, YOU GOT ME, ALL RIGHT? 105 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:25,503 I--I TOOK OVER ITS CARE FROM SWEET OLD AGATHA. 106 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:26,803 POOR THING COULDN'T DO IT ANYMORE. 107 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:29,604 48 HOT PLEASE. 108 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:31,607 - PROBABLY PRETTY COOL, HUH? 109 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:36,609 - OH... - IT IS? 110 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,384 - YES! 111 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:39,682 - OH! - OH! 112 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,753 - OH, MAN, YOU GOTTA BRING US! 113 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,422 - OF COURSE, RIGHT AFTER I GET 114 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:45,391 [shouting] MY 48 HOT WINGS! 115 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:48,359 [bird chirping] 116 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:51,489 JUST REMEMBER, DON'T WAKE THE SLUMBERING SPARROW. 117 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:54,725 I PROMISED AGATHA. - MITCH, OF COURSE NOT, MAN. 118 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:57,902 - OKAY, COME WITH ME. 119 00:04:57,931 --> 00:05:00,931 [haunting chamber music] 120 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:07,738 * 121 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:16,821 [gentle piano music] 122 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:19,420 ISN'T IT SPLENDID? 123 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:20,653 - [hushed] YEAH... - YEAH. 124 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:23,388 - CAN WE? 125 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:25,394 [all giggling] 126 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:27,396 - EXPLORE, FRIENDS. 127 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:30,458 THE GARDEN HAS MANY SECRETS YOU'LL FIND IN TIME. 128 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:31,898 [laughs] - WHOA! 129 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,772 - OH-OH-OH-OH-OH. IT'S OKAY, PASHA. 130 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:36,472 THEY'RE MY FRIENDS. 131 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:37,644 - TULIP TEA! 132 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,111 - THE SMALL ONES ARE SWEETEST, TIM. 133 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,407 - THIS ROSE, IT SMELLS LIKE... CINNAMON? 134 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:49,517 - TRY ANOTHER. 135 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:51,690 - PEACHES. - GOOD NOSE, MIKE. 136 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:54,919 FLOWERS WITH MY FAVORITE SMELLS. 137 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,785 - [laugh] - GIVE IT A TRY, JEFF... 138 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,564 IF YOU WANT TO SOAR! 139 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:00,092 - WHOA! AH! 140 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,457 - THIS STRAWBERRY. IT LOOKS DELICIOUS. 141 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:04,426 - AH, WAIT TILL YOU OPEN IT, DAVID. 142 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,667 [tinkling sound] 143 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,802 - AW! [laughs] 144 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:14,844 [crickets chirping in chorus] 145 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,605 - GUYS, LISTEN. 146 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:18,584 - DO YOU HEAR THEIR SONG? 147 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:21,922 - THE CRICKETS. 148 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:25,489 - AH! I'M SOARING! 149 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:26,819 - HAVE FUN, FRIENDS. 150 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:29,724 I'M JUST GOING TO NAP IN THE NESTLING WEEDS. 151 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:31,887 LET'S GO, PASHA. 152 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:35,995 [gentle piano continues] 153 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:40,599 * 154 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:41,844 AHH! 155 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:44,469 TIME FOR A NAP, PASHA. 156 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:47,035 [cricket chorus] [tinkling sound] 157 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:53,583 AH! 158 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:56,554 PASHA? 159 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:59,594 OH, MY GOODNESS! 160 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:02,060 YOU RUINED MY SECRET GARDEN! 161 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,689 [rock music playing] - NAH, WE JUST INVITED-- 162 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,155 WE JUST INVITED A COUPLE FRIENDS. 163 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:08,503 - WELL, YOUR FRIENDS SMOKED MARIJUANA 164 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:09,759 OUT OF MY RIPEST GOURD! 165 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:10,797 - OH, REALLY? 166 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:11,971 [crack] [thud] 167 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:12,999 - WHERE'S PASHA? 168 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,843 I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. 169 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:17,968 - SORRY, DUDE. WE RAN OUT OF CHICKEN WINGS. 170 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,505 - PASHA! 171 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,640 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? AH! 172 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:23,075 - RELAX, IT'S JUST A RABBIT. 173 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,810 - NO, YOU MONSTER! 174 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:27,005 PASHA IS AGATHA! 175 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,647 - WHAT? - AGATHA COULDN'T TEND TO 176 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,652 THE GARDEN ANYMORE BECAUSE THE TRICKSTER GNOME 177 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:33,654 TURNED HER INTO A RABBIT WHEN SHE HARVESTED HIS MUSHROOMS. 178 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,157 AND THEN YOU ATE HER! 179 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,888 - NO WAY TO KNOW THAT! THERE'S NO WAY TO KNOW THAT! 180 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:40,685 - [whimpering, crying] 181 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,128 - BABY. 182 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:43,732 [flapping] 183 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:47,034 - AND WE WOKE THE SLUMBERING SPARROW. 184 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,667 - AAH! 185 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:49,942 [bird cry] 186 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,840 - TURNS OUT THE SLUMBERING SPARROW 187 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,672 DIDN'T LIKE BEING AWAKENED. 188 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:56,807 HE MAULED MITCH PRETTY BAD. AND ME? 189 00:07:56,844 --> 00:08:00,054 [Mitch screaming] I WATCHED EVERY SECOND OF IT. 190 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,160 - HELLO, EVERYONE. 191 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:10,818 TODAY, I'D LIKE TO READ YOU A POEM 192 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:11,828 THAT I WROTE. 193 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:13,689 I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. 194 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,697 ALL DAY LONG I SIT IN MY CAVE, 195 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,699 THINKING ABOUT WHAT CANDIES I CRAVE. 196 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:19,201 LICORICE IS MY FAVORITE TO EAT, 197 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,842 BUT I'D NEVER TURN DOWN A GUMMY WORM TREAT. 198 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,069 THEY'RE MY FAVORITE AS WELL. 199 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,773 IF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT TAFFY, 200 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,665 I'D BE HAPPY TO CHOOSE BANANA, 201 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,277 AND IF WE'RE TALKING CLASSIC ROCKERS, 202 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:31,278 I'D BE HAPPY TO CHOOSE SANTANA. IT'S TRUE. 203 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:34,211 YES, SANTANA AND CANDY ARE ALWAYS ON MY BRAIN. 204 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:38,917 THEY MAKE ME SO HAPPY, THIS SKELETON KING NAMED WAYNE. 205 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,692 [light music playing] AW. 206 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,591 WELL... 207 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:43,693 BYE! 208 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:56,965 - HEY, TIM, WHAT ARE YOU READING? 209 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:58,944 - OH, IT'S THIS REALLY GREAT BOOK. 210 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,972 IT'S SUCH A PAGE TURNER, I CAN'T PUT IT DOWN. 211 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,638 - YEAH, WHAT IS IT? 212 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:03,936 - IT'S THE BIOGRAPHY OF HULK HOGAN. 213 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,777 GOT IT AT THE AIRPORT. 214 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,853 - MAN, YOU'VE BEEN READING THAT THING ALL DAY, TIM. 215 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:11,791 YOU'RE LIKE TURNING INTO A REAL BOOKWORM. 216 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:14,859 - YOU KNOW? I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 217 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,258 I GUESS I AM. 218 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:19,089 SEEMS THAT WHILE OTHER PEOPLE LIKE TO 219 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:22,926 GO OUT INTO THE WORLD AND MEET ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE, 220 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,833 I GUESS I PREFER... 221 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:26,125 [off-key singing] * TO TAKE AN ADVENTURE 222 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,996 * WITHIN THE PAGES 223 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:32,005 * OF A BOOK 224 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:35,279 * I DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE TO MAKE ME HAPPY * 225 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:38,908 * OR ANYONE ELSE TO MAKE MY HEART SING * 226 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:41,276 * JUST GIVE ME A BOOK 227 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:45,654 * YEAH, GIVE ME A BIG OLD, PAPERY BOOK * 228 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:48,056 * 'CAUSE I'M A BOOK GUY 229 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:51,158 * OH, YEAH, I'M A BOOK GUY 230 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,761 * ALL THE ADVENTURE THAT I'LL EVER NEED * 231 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:58,004 * IS RIGHT THERE ON THOSE LIBRARY SHELVES * 232 00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:01,001 * AND ALSO AT THE BOOKSTORE SHELVES * 233 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,674 * AT THE AIRPORT 234 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,203 * PAGE, PAGE, PAGES 235 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,037 - I ALWAYS THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, 236 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:07,813 TIM COULDN'T DANCE AT ALL. 237 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:10,741 - * DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE TABLE OF CONTENTS * 238 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:11,878 * FOLKS 239 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,052 - I MEAN, HE CAN. HE'S VERY GOOD. 240 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,920 - * COVER TO COVER 241 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,118 * OH, BROTHER 242 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:19,189 * SOME MAY CALL ME A DREAMER 243 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,419 * OTHERS MAY FIND ME A FOOL 244 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:25,064 * PAGE AFTER PAGE, CHAPTER AFTER CHAPTER * 245 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:29,132 * ABOUT THE AUTHOR, THAT'S WHAT I'M AFTER * 246 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:32,232 * MY MY MY, DON'T KNOW WHY 247 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:36,195 * I'M A BOOK DUDE AND I'M IN THE MOOD TO * 248 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:39,666 * READ, READ, READ A LOT 249 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:43,237 * I'M JUST A BOOK GUY AFTER ALL * 250 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,676 - [off-key] * LOOK AT THAT STRANGE GUY 251 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,013 * READING THAT BOOK 252 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,817 * HE'S A BOOK GUY, ALL RIGHT 253 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,679 - WE HAVE A BUTCHER? - * YEAH, HE'S ALWAYS GOT 254 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,088 * HIS NOSE IN THAT - YEP. 255 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,449 * HULK HOGAN BOOK 256 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,217 - [off-key] * THAT GUY SURE IS DIFFERENT 257 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,987 * I'M STARTING TO THINK HE'S 258 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,356 - HEY, HE'S SINGING WITH ALL THOSE GUYS NOW. 259 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:04,004 - [off-key] * WHEN'S THAT GUY'S FATHER 260 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:06,701 * GONNA MARRY HIM OFF? 261 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,074 - [off-key] * WHEN'S THAT GUY 262 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,371 * GONNA CONFORM LIKE THE REST OF THE TOWN * 263 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:15,883 * LIKE US GUYS UP IN THE WINDOWS? * 264 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:18,809 - * AND DOES HE EVEN HAVE A DECENT DOWRY? * 265 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,746 - * SORRY, FELLAS, WHAT CAN I SAY * 266 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,722 * I'M JUST A BIG OLD LEAF-THROUGH LARRY * 267 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:27,222 * I'M A GRADE-A BOOKMARK MONGER * 268 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:30,194 both: * YES, HE'S A BOOK GUY 269 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:34,093 * A REAL DEAL BOOK GUY - * BOOK GUY 270 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,227 both: * BOOK GUY 271 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:39,033 * HE'S A LONER AND AN INTROVERT * 272 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,326 * HE DOESN'T HAVE A FRIEND IN THE WORLD * 273 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,838 * EXCEPT FOR US, MIKE AND JEFF * 274 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:46,211 * HIS TWO BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD * 275 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:49,009 - [high-pitched voice] * HE'S A BOOK GUY 276 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,382 all: * YEP 277 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:56,223 - ALL RIGHT, NOW WHERE WAS I? 278 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:59,019 AH, YES. CHAPTER FOUR. 279 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,292 "AFTER HIGH SCHOOL, I DECIDED TO BECOME A... 280 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,921 PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER"? 281 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,127 PFFT! 282 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,355 [party music] 283 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:13,467 - PARTY! ALL RIGHT! - YEAH, MAN. 284 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,074 - I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DID IT. 285 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,365 WE TRICKED THIS ENTIRE BEACH COMMUNITY 286 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,777 INTO THINKING YOUR UNCLE ERNIE IS STILL ALIVE. 287 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,380 - NOW ALL WE GOTTA DO IS SIGN THOSE PAPERS, 288 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,081 AND WE CAN SAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL BEACH HOUSE 289 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:28,083 FROM THAT SLIMEBALL HIGGINS. - UGH. 290 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,045 [doorbell] OOH, THERE'S MARTIN NOW! 291 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,953 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL WE GOTTA DO IS SIGN THIS PAPER, 292 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,845 AND WE'LL BE ALL SET. - UH-HUH. 293 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,557 YOU KNOW, I THINK WE NEED TO PUT A HOT TUB OVER THERE. 294 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,158 I THINK THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 295 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,330 - [coughing] - YOU ALL RIGHT, JEFF? 296 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,059 ALL RIGHT, COUGH IT UP, JEFF. HERE WE GO. 297 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,964 JEFF! JEFF! [coughing and choking] 298 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:47,025 [gasps] 299 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,337 HE'S DEAD. 300 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,298 [knock on door] - MIKE? JEFF? 301 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,237 YOU GUYS HOME? - UH, UH... 302 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,842 YEAH, YEAH, JUST A SECOND. 303 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:01,278 OH, MAN. I HOPE THIS WORKS. 304 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,854 COME ON IN! 305 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,253 HEY! - HEY! 306 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,224 - MARTIN, HOW ARE YA? - HI, GUYS. 307 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,923 HEY, ERNIE! 308 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,293 LOOKING SHARP, ERNIE. 309 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,325 HOW DO YOU STAY SO HANDSOME? 310 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,926 - [nervous laugh] HE DOESN'T KNOW. 311 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,865 - YEAH, IT'S TOUGH FOR US OLD TIMERS 312 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,100 TO STAY ALIVE AND KICKING, HUH? 313 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,374 - ALIVE AND KICKING! GOOD ONE. 314 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,002 WHAT? - AND HOW ARE YOU GUYS LIVING? 315 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,867 - LIVING? UM, INTERESTING QUESTION, MARTIN. 316 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,337 WE'RE, UH...WE'RE LIVING LARGE. 317 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,905 - YEAH. - OH. 318 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:33,054 - WHAT? I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE, I NEED YOUR HELP! 319 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,980 - OKAY, NOW, HOW MANY OF YOU WILL BE ON THIS CONTRACT? 320 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,146 - OH, UH, I WILL BE AND UH, 321 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,845 JEFF HERE, AND OF COURSE, ERNIE TOO, SO, 322 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,088 ALL THREE OF US. 323 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,462 - AND ERNIE, DO YOU APPROVE? 324 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,160 I NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE 100% ON BOARD HERE. 325 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,403 IF YOU NEED MORE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT, AS YOUR LAWYER, 326 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,928 I CAN GIVE YOU THAT TIME... - [gasps] 327 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,333 - I CAN LEAVE THE HOUSE, I CAN LEAVE THE ROOM. 328 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,934 - NO YOU CAN'T--YES, YES, YES. 329 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,866 WE ALL AGREE. ALL THREE OF US. 330 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,172 - ALL RIGHT, ALL THREE. 331 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,543 YOU KNOW, ERNIE HERE MAKES 332 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,510 THE BEST RUM AND DIET COKE I'VE EVER HAD. 333 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,139 - OH, YEAH, DOESN'T HE? - I COULD REALLY GO 334 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,014 FOR ONE OF THOSE RIGHT NOW. - SURE, UH, JEFF, 335 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,253 WHY DON'T WE HELP HIM? JUST GOTTA GET THAT RUM, AND, 336 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,248 UH, DIET COKE, RIGHT? 337 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,379 - YES. - GREAT. 338 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,884 WE GOTTA GET MARTIN OUTTA HERE. 339 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,146 HE'S GONNA CATCH ON. 340 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,893 - THAT DRINK ALMOST READY, GUYS? 341 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,489 - UH... [in high voice] JUST A MINUTE! 342 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,020 [lower voice] YOU GREEDY PRICK. 343 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,015 WOULD YOU STOP AND LET ME DO THE TALKING? 344 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,027 [glass breaking, thudding] 345 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,329 HEY, AND--THERE HE GOES. 346 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,330 EASY, ERNIE. THERE WE ARE. - ALL RIGHT. 347 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,402 - AND DOWN YOU GO, ERNIE. 348 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,270 AND, JEFF, WHAT A DANCE PARTNER! 349 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,898 [laughs] HEY 350 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,904 OKAY, GREAT. HEY, MARTIN, YOU KNOW WHAT? 351 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,266 WE'RE ALL OUT OF RUM AND DIET COKE, AND ERNIE HERE 352 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,314 JUST REMINDED ME, WE'VE GOT A TENNIS LESSON TOMORROW, 353 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,440 SO CAN WE GET THIS-- - [choking] 354 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,246 - YEAH, I CAN SEE! 355 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,416 [gasps] HE'S DEAD. 356 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:49,162 [gasps] DON'T WORRY, I'VE GOT A PLAN. 357 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,659 I HOPE THIS WORKS. ALL RIGHT, 358 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,530 HERE'S THE, UH, CONTRACT FOR YOU HERE, ERNIE 359 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,059 IF YOU WANNA TAKE A LOOK. [in higher voice] OH, I'D BE 360 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,404 HAPPY TO TAKE A LOOK. HERE WE ARE. 361 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:56,528 HEY, MARTIN, DON'T FALL DOWN. 362 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,533 ALL RIGHT, LET ME JUST READ THROUGH 363 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,174 THE WHOLE CONTRACT HERE. 364 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,929 THE WHOLE CONTRACT? THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER. 365 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,238 YEAH, I KNOW, AND ERNIE'S A SLOW READER. 366 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:03,339 HEY, YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD, ERNIE. 367 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,210 HE'S FINE, MARTIN! 368 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,968 WOULD YOU PLEASE SIGN THIS THING ALREADY? 369 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,377 ALL RIGHT, I JUST NEED A PEN. 370 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,708 [in high voice] OH, I GOT A PEN, LET ME JUST SEE HERE. 371 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,382 OH, I HAD A PEN. I DON'T KNOW. 372 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,311 I GOT A PEN RIGHT HERE. UH, MARTIN, 373 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,146 I GOT A QUESTION ABOUT THIS WORD RIGHT HERE. 374 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,022 OH, THAT'S LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 375 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,450 YEAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, ERNIE, JUST SIGN PLEASE. 376 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,445 ALL RIGHT, AND DONE! 377 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,057 WE DID IT! JEFF, WE DID IT! 378 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,090 JEFF? 379 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,585 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 380 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,456 THEY'RE ALL DEAD. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 381 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,295 THIS WEEKEND AT ERNIE'S 382 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,070 IS STARTING TO REMIND ME OF THAT MOVIE-- 383 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,999 BEACH HOUSE BLUNDER. 384 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,480 - COME ON, GUYS! DON'T GIVE UP. 385 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,580 WE MIGHT BE DOWN, BUT WE'RE NOT OUT. 386 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:49,082 - DAMN IT! - I'VE GOT A SECRET WEAPON. 387 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,146 - A NEW TEAMMATE? - I GOTTA TELL YOU, 388 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,324 HE IS A BIT OF A COACH'S PET. 389 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,353 - WELL, CAN HE PLAY? 390 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,317 - LET'S JUST SAY 391 00:15:56,356 --> 00:16:01,126 THIS OLD DOG HAS SOME NEW TRICKS. 392 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,201 - AH... 393 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:04,099 [laughing] 394 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,371 - HEY, I THINK IT COULD BE A DOG. 395 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,139 [overlapping chatter] - DOG. 396 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,069 - IT'S MY PET HERMIT CRAB! 397 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,374 - OH. - OH. 398 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,365 - JUST PUT SOME SHOES ON, AND WE CAN GO! 399 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,537 - HEY, SPARTANS! A HERMIT CRAB 400 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,005 CAN'T PLAY BASKETBALL. 401 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,705 WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST GO RUN BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM 402 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,776 WITH YOUR TAIL BETWEEN YOUR LEGS? 403 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,154 - CRAM IT, WILDCATS! 404 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,383 - HEY, YOU HEARD THE MAN! 405 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,517 CATS DROOL! 406 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,393 DOGS RULE! 407 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,521 - YEAH! - THERE YOU GO, BUDDY. 408 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,587 GET OUT THERE AND PLAY! 409 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,256 - * OH, NO, SOMEBODY BROUGHT DOGS! * 410 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,355 - * GET IT, GET IT 411 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,266 - * WHO BROUGHT THE CANINES 412 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,498 [dogs barking] 413 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,473 * WHO BROUGHT THE CANINES 414 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,543 - GET THE BALL TO HIM! PASS THE BALL TO HIM! 415 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:46,812 TO HIS PINCHERS! 416 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,639 - * WHO BROUGHT THE CANINES 417 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,335 - GET TO THE HOLE. GET TO THE HOLE. 418 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,537 - I'M OPEN! - * WHO BROUGHT THE CANINES 419 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:52,578 [crowd yelling] 420 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,812 - COME ON, REF... 421 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,817 - * WHO BROUGHT THE CANINES 422 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,189 - THIS CRAB SUCKS. - WELL, YEAH, YEAH, HE SUCKS. 423 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,689 BUT HE'S THE ONLY THING WE GOT. - YEAH, HE'S BETTER THAN YOU. 424 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,421 - HEY, TELL--TELL COACH TO PUT ME IN. 425 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,186 - * HEY, PARTY PEOPLE EVERYWHERE * 426 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,455 * WHO BROUGHT THE CANINES 427 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,104 * HA HA HA 428 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,299 - HIS PINCHERS ARE WIDE OPEN! 429 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,301 - LISTEN TO COACH! 430 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,473 - PASS THE BALL TO THE DAMN CRAB! 431 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,213 [crowd quiets down] 432 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,468 - OOH. [buzzer] 433 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,336 - OKAY, GUYS, OKAY, OKAY. 434 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,544 WE CAN STILL DO THIS, AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? 435 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,606 WE GOT ANOTHER DOG IN THE FIGHT. 436 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:30,115 AND THIS TIME, HIS NAME IS ROVER! 437 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,150 MY OTHER PET HERMIT CRAB! 438 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,145 [guys groaning] 439 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,646 [tweets] [buzzer] 440 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,863 [click] 441 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,190 - [slow motion] THERE YOU GO! 442 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,227 [inspirational sports music] 443 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:47,233 * 444 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,367 [click] 445 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,484 [click] 446 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,878 [swoosh] [buzzer] 447 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,209 [everyone cheering] 448 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,518 all: AW. 449 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,552 - OH. DAMN IT! 450 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,417 - I GUESS MY HERMIT CRAB'S BARK WAS WORSE THAN ITS BITE. 451 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,827 - SCREW YOU, COACH. 452 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,229 - THAT WAS REALLY STUPID. - BUT... 453 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:18,402 [sighs] 454 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,631 WELL, THAT DIDN'T GO TOO WELL. 455 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:32,211 - WHOA. - WOO-HOO. 456 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,305 - OOH, MAMA. WHAT A SUMMER. 457 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,877 - SUMMER? 458 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,245 SUMMER ENDED MONTHS AGO! 459 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,354 - IT DID? 460 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,487 - AND SPEAKING OF WHICH, WE REALLY SHOULDN'T BE WEARING 461 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,862 THESE WHITE PANTS AFTER LABOR DAY. 462 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,631 - [laughs] YOU'RE RIGHT! 463 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,629 - AH, A GOOD SUMMER THOUGH. - I HAD A GREAT SUMMER. 464 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,662 - SEE YA! - WE'RE ALL SET. 465 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,368 - GUYS? 466 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,400 WHAT IF... 467 00:18:56,436 --> 00:19:01,906 I WORE WHITE PANTS AFTER LABOR DAY? 468 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,641 - [laughs] OKAY. 469 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,247 VERY FUNNY, TIM. [laughs] 470 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,280 - NO! 471 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:13,518 I'M SERIOUS. 472 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,623 - WHAT? 473 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,494 - TIM... 474 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,763 YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY MEAN WHAT YOU'RE SAYING HERE. 475 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:24,202 - MIKE, I CAN POSSIBLY MEAN WHAT I'M SAYING RIGHT NOW 476 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:26,771 BETTER THAN I HAVE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 477 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:30,769 WHY CAN'T WE WEAR WHITE PANTS ALL YEAR ROUND, GUYS? 478 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,943 WHY CAN'T WE LIVE THE LIVES WE'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF? 479 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,283 - YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR HERE, MAN. 480 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,939 OF COURSE WE WANT A WHITE PANTS WORLD. 481 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,477 THAT'S ALL ANYONE IN THIS DAMN TOWN EVER DREAMS OF! 482 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,983 NOW YOU HAD A GREAT SUMMER IN THOSE PANTS, HUH? 483 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:47,245 - TIM, YOU WENT SKINNY DIPPING IN THE LAKE...IN THOSE PANTS! 484 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,757 - BUT ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END, 485 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,358 SO I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF. 486 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,690 - NO! NOT THIS, OKAY? 487 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,225 - WHOA! TIM! [slap] 488 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,732 WHAT ABOUT ROCKO AND HIS BOYS? THEY WON'T STAND FOR IT! 489 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,834 - THE PANTS STAY ON! - THE PANTS STAY OFF! 490 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,566 COME ON! COME ON! - IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD! 491 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,671 - AAH! 492 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,643 - YOU KNOW ME, ROCKO. [laughter] YEAH! 493 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:08,542 - YOU'RE GONNA PULL MY PANTS CLEAR OFF OF ME! 494 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,535 - WHAT THE [bleep] IS THIS SHIT? 495 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,747 - OH! - ROCKO! 496 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:15,579 [maniacal laughter] 497 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,915 - WHO DO WE GOT HERE? 498 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,749 - [shrill voice] A REAL WISE GUY, EH? 499 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:22,286 - AM I SEEING THINGS OR IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT 500 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:25,392 WEARING WHITE AFTER MIDNIGHT ON LABOR DAY? 501 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:28,495 - [gasp] 502 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,458 - OH-HO! YOU AIN'T SEEING THINGS, BOSS. 503 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,427 - WHY THE [bleep] ARE YOU WEARING THOSE 504 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,635 [bleep] WHITE PANTS AFTER [bleep] LABOR DAY? 505 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:38,508 - WELL, I, UH-- - I, UH--SHUT UP! 506 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:39,768 [thud] - OH! 507 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,606 - I'LL KILL HIM! TAKE 'EM OFF! 508 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,611 - HEY! GET OFF OF HIM, YOU WILD ANIMALS. 509 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,043 HE'S GONNA TAKE 'EM OFF! 510 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,777 [everyone panting] 511 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,357 - WHITE SHORTS? 512 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:57,559 - YOU BASTARD! 513 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,330 [thwack] - AH! 514 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:04,461 - AND SO...THEY BEAT HIM. 515 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,997 BUT NO BEATING COULD EVER TAKE AWAY THE FACT 516 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:10,373 THAT HE HAD WORN WHITE PANTS AFTER LABOR DAY. 517 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,973 [bicycle bell rings] I DIDN'T SEE THE OLD GANG 518 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,774 TOO MUCH AFTER THAT DAY. 519 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,536 THEY ALL WENT THEIR SEPARATE WAYS. 520 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,676 LATER THAT YEAR, ROCKO WAS DRAFTED BY 521 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,611 THE UNITED STATES ARMY, 522 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:24,417 AND HE FOUGHT AND DIED IN VIETNAM. 523 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:27,791 KIP BEGAN DATING SANDY SANDERSON THAT WINTER. 524 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,520 THEY EVENTUALLY MARRIED AND HAD TWO DAUGHTERS. 525 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:33,027 HE DIED IN VIETNAM. 526 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:36,059 POGO ACTUALLY ENDED UP DOING PRETTY WELL FOR HIMSELF. 527 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:39,765 HE WENT TO VIETNAM, AND WAS AWARDED A PURPLE HEART... 528 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,729 FOR DYING. 529 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:45,068 DAVE WENT ON TO LIVE A VERY TROUBLED, CONFLICTED LIFE. 530 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:48,344 ONE MIGHT EVEN SAY THAT HE DIED A LITTLE INSIDE... 531 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,805 WHEN HE WAS SHOT IN THE BRAIN 532 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:52,982 [man screaming] - AND DIED IN VIETNAM. 533 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,912 MIKE ALSO WENT TO VIETNAM. 534 00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:57,817 FORTUNATELY, HE PULLED KITCHEN DUTY 535 00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,120 AND AVOIDED THE FRONT LINES BY WORKING THE DEEP FRYER 536 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,362 IN AN ARMY MESS HALL. 537 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:05,459 HE FRIED IN VIETNAM. 538 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,462 AND AS FOR TIM, 539 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:11,704 WELL, HIS STORY'S AS OLD AS THE HILLS. 540 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,701 HE DIED IN VIETNAM. 541 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,043 - HEY, WHITEPANTS! [gunshots] 542 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:19,608 - WELL, THAT'S THE END OF MY MEMOIR ABOUT THOSE GUYS 543 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,669 THAT I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW. 544 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:24,638 [mellow music] 545 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,007 YEP, I DIED TOO. 546 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,154 - WELL, GOOD-BYE EVERYONE! 547 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,545 - ABSO-LUTELY. 548 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:36,017 - BYE-BYE! 38266

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