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PREACHING. 15 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:32,201 IT'S BEEN AROUND SINCE THE DAYS OF THE CAVEMAN, 16 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,803 WHETHER IT'S A PREACHER AT YOUR CHURCH, 17 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:35,844 OR A FRIEND GIVING YOU SOME HELPFUL GUIDANCE. 18 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,339 BUT IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE TOO PREACHY? 19 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:39,472 I THINK IT IS. 20 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:41,377 - AMEN! - AMEN! 21 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:44,449 - YEAH, SEE, THERE'S A THIN LINE BETWEEN 22 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,348 GIVING ADVICE TO HELP OUT YOUR FELLOW MAN 23 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,650 AND TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO! 24 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,581 - AMEN! - THE TRUTH IS, 25 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:51,417 WE SHOULD NOT PREACH! 26 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:52,852 - AMEN! - HALLELUJAH! 27 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,556 - HELP YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS OUT, 28 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,558 BUT DON'T GO TELLING THEM WHAT TO DO. 29 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:58,190 NEVER, EVER PREACH! 30 00:00:58,226 --> 00:00:59,456 - AMEN! - A-MEN! 31 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:01,403 - BEING PREACHY IS PRETENTIOUS. - MM-HMM. 32 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:02,529 - AND THAT AIN'T RIGHT. 33 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:03,563 congregation: HALLELUJAH! 34 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:05,367 - AND IF YOU ARE GONNA PREACH, 35 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,799 I SUGGEST YOU PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH! 36 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:09,835 - AMEN! - AND IF YOU DON'T PREACH, 37 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:13,410 YOU'LL BE GOING FROM "AMEN" TO YAY-MEN! 38 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:14,711 - YAY-MEN! 39 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:19,652 - NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE SAY, DON'T PREACH! 40 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,750 - WHOA! I CAN WALK! 41 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:24,252 - LET PEOPLE DO WHATEVER THEY WANT WITH THEIR LIVES, 42 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:26,485 DON'T TRY TO MEDDLE WITH THEM! 43 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,460 - AW, NO! I'M STRAIGHT! 44 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:29,719 WHAT DID YOU DO? 45 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,687 - DON'T GO TRYING TO CHANGE PEOPLE! 46 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,425 [grunting] 47 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:34,831 [all gasp] - DIFFERENT HAIR! 48 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,732 - LOOK AT THAT HAIR! 49 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,574 - LOOK AT ME GO! GOD HELP ME! 50 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,399 I CAN'T STOP PREACHING! 51 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,474 [voices screaming] 52 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:43,703 [deep, scary voice] GET AWAY! 53 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,507 I CAN'T STOP PREACHING! 54 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,709 [voices screaming] 55 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:50,711 [theme music] 56 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:57,754 * 57 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,325 - HEY, MAN, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING. 58 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,600 WE NEED SOME DETERGENT AND STUFF--YOU NEED ANYTHING? 59 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,728 - YOU KNOW WHERE YOU SHOULD GO, SHOPPERS CLUB. 60 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:11,433 - HMM? - OH, IT'S THE PLACE 61 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,225 WITH ALL THE FREE FOOD SAMPLES. - OH. 62 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:15,437 - DO THEY HAVE FREE FOOD SAMPLES THERE? 63 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,309 I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW. CAN'T REALLY RECALL. 64 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:19,838 OH, YEAH, LIKE I SAID, IF THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GOING, 65 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,783 I'LL TAG ALONG. 66 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:24,509 - OKAY. 67 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,175 [bell tolls] 68 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:27,824 - OH, MAN, IT'S SUNDAY. ARE THEY EVEN OPEN? 69 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:30,848 - THEY'RE OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, 9:00 A.M. TO 9:00 P.M. 70 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,624 WHAT? 71 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:36,863 WHY WOULD I EVEN KNOW THAT? THAT'S WEIRD, AH... 72 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:39,460 IT'S PROBABLY THOSE ADS THEY PUT IN THE NEWSPAPER. 73 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,363 MM-MM, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 74 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:43,595 EVERY TIME I GET A NEWSPAPER THERE'S ALL THOSE INSERTS. 75 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:45,831 [light music] 76 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:48,266 - FREE SAMPLE? - NO, THANK YOU. 77 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:50,797 - SAMPLES? 78 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,538 - AH, NO THANKS. 79 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,875 [eerie sound effect] 80 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:59,550 - [gasps] 81 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:00,750 DIOS MIO! 82 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:02,351 EL DIABLO! 83 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:03,523 OHH! 84 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,451 [grunting] 85 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:06,946 AAH! 86 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:09,357 - [whistles] - FREE SAMPLE? SPICY BITEYS! 87 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,730 - HEY, THEY'RE GIVING OUT LITTLE BUFFALO CHICKEN BITES. 88 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:13,259 - OH, LET'S GO GRAB ONE. 89 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:15,304 THIS LOOK OKAY? [whoosh] 90 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,630 WHAT THE HELL? 91 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,666 - WHERE'D THAT GUY GO? 92 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,601 HMM. SAMPLES ARE GONE. 93 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:25,666 - [over P.A.] CLEAN UP NEAR THE MAIN ENTRANCE. 94 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:32,714 - EL DIABLO... 95 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,315 [chatter over radio] 96 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:41,319 - WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? 97 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:48,895 [gasps] 98 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:51,669 [beep] EL DIABLO! 99 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:53,929 [cheerful Muzak resumes] 100 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:05,678 [thumping] 101 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:08,423 [rapid thumping] 102 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:09,649 - [screeches] - EL DIABLO! 103 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,493 - [screeches] 104 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,916 [screaming and yelling] 105 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,585 - HEY! 106 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:17,634 - [screaming] 107 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:18,658 - HEY! HEY! 108 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:21,602 - [screeches] 109 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:23,529 - [growls] 110 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:25,734 - [screaming] 111 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:26,866 [thud] - [gulps] 112 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:30,436 [growls] 113 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,371 - AAH! AAH! 114 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:35,476 - [growling] - [screaming] 115 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:42,418 [panting] 116 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,720 - MARGUERITE! 117 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:45,321 WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS THE EL DIABLO? 118 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:47,863 - HE'S IN THE FREEZER. HE'S CRAZY! 119 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:51,488 - THE FREEZER?! - YES! 120 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:56,625 [dramatic music builds] - THERE'S POPSICLES IN THERE! 121 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,574 - [chomping] 122 00:04:58,599 --> 00:04:59,799 [roars] 123 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,703 - [screaming] - [roaring] 124 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,836 - RUN! RUN, MARGUERITE! 125 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,472 [screaming] [gunshots] 126 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,577 [theme music] 127 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,739 [whirs] 128 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:11,808 [click] 129 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,545 [ring ring] 130 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:14,851 [tape snaps] [keys clack] 131 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:16,452 [click] 132 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:17,594 [snap] 133 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:18,718 [click] 134 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,492 [thump] [snap] 135 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:21,561 [clack] [click] 136 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:22,719 [glug glugs] 137 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:23,916 [snap] [click] 138 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,587 [glug glug] [spoon clinks] 139 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:26,656 [ring ring] [snap] 140 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:27,664 [clack] [click] 141 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:28,895 [glug glug] 142 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,659 [ring ring] [clink clink-clink-clink] 143 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:31,728 [glug glug] 144 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:32,825 [snap] [ring ring] 145 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,736 [click] [glug glug] 146 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:35,838 [whirs] [ring ring] 147 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:38,809 - NICE. [all noises going at once] 148 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,369 - WHOO! 149 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:42,478 - WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE?! 150 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:46,410 THESE ARE OFFICE SUPPLIES, NOT MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS! 151 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:48,117 now, EVERYBODY GET BACK TO WORK! 152 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:50,317 [clink] 153 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:55,687 [strings humming] [speaker feedback] 154 00:05:55,723 --> 00:06:01,633 [playing guitar and bass] 155 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:05,672 * 156 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,769 [lively blues rock music] 157 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:11,912 - * WELL, I GOT A LITTLE LADY WHO TREATS ME JUST RIGHT * 158 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:14,979 * GETS ME UP IN THE MORNING, KEEPS ME UP ALL NIGHT, YEAH * 159 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:18,008 - * UP ALL NIGHT 160 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,505 - * YEAH, I NEED HER - * NEED HER 161 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:21,447 - * LOVE HER! - * LOVE HER! 162 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:23,652 [muffled music] * I PUT NO ONE ELSE ABOVE HER 163 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:25,854 - * WHOO-HOO-HOO! - * BABY! 164 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,756 * BABY, DON'T YOU DO ME WRONG 165 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:30,418 - * DON'T DO ME WRONG - * I SAID 166 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:31,788 [muffled music] * BABY 167 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,425 * BABY, DON'T YOU DO ME 168 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:36,201 [music louder] * WRONG, NO, NO, NO, NO! 169 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,899 - * BABY! - * BABY! 170 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:38,971 - * DON'T! - * DON'T! 171 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:39,999 - * DO ME WRONG! 172 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,873 - * DON'T DO ME WRONG! 173 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,702 - * I SAID, BABY! * BABY! 174 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,037 - * DON'T DO ME WRONG! 175 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,542 - HEY, WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE? 176 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,635 - COME ON, YOU SAID NOT TO PLAY THE OFFICE SUPPLIES! 177 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,077 - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT. 178 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:54,721 I MEANT THAT THERE WAS TO BE NO MUSIC OF ANY KIND! 179 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,148 I DIDN'T SAY "GRAB A GUITAR," "GRAB AN AMP," 180 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:59,194 AND THEN START PLAYING ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC! 181 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:00,949 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! [keyboard chord] 182 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:02,658 WHAT'S THIS? 183 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:04,790 - IT'S AN ORGAN. - WHERE'S YOUR STAPLER? 184 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:07,455 DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS TYPE OF THING IS APPROPRIATE? 185 00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:09,725 'CAUSE I'LL TELL YOU WHAT-- I DO NOT! 186 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:13,603 I WANT EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T WORK HERE TO GET OUT! 187 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,704 NOW I'M GONNA VALIDATE YOUR PARKING THIS TIME, 188 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:16,836 BUT REMEMBER... 189 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,610 THIS IS AN OFFICE! 190 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:22,839 IT'S NOT, UH, CBGB'S, OR THE TROUBADOUR! 191 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,676 - NOW, WAIT JUST A MINUTE! [gospel music plays] 192 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:27,982 I SEE AN INJUSTICE HERE AND I JUST GOTTA PREACH ABOUT IT! 193 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:29,775 - DO YOU WORK HERE, FRIEND? 194 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:33,117 - NO, I DO NOT, BUT I PROMISE I'LL BE QUICK. 195 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:35,863 WE HAVE TO VALUE AND HONOR THE ARTISTIC PURSUIT. 196 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:38,859 IF SOMEONE WANTS TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES CREATIVELY, 197 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:41,732 IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE DO NOT STIFLE THAT URGE. 198 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:44,032 JUST THINK: IF WE WERE TO QUIET THE CREATIVE MIND 199 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:47,204 OF A YOUNG STEVEN SPIELBERG, WE WOULD NOT HAVE 200 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:50,044 INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM, 201 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,870 HIS MOST IMPORTANT WORK TO DATE. 202 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:56,276 - WELL, JEEZ, GUYS, NOW I FEEL LIKE A DIPSHIT. 203 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,879 I LIKE TO ROCK AND ROLL EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. 204 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:01,822 THIS PLACE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SO STUFFY, AM I RIGHT? 205 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,879 NOW, HIT IT! 206 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,917 [blues music starts again] - * HEY! 207 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:07,993 - * BABY, DON'T YOU DO ME WRONG! * 208 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:08,991 - * DON'T DO ME WRONG! 209 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,262 [theme music] 210 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,525 [eerie music] 211 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:17,834 - WELCOME BACK TO GHOSTS, 212 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:18,925 GHOULS, SPECTERS & SPACESHIPS, 213 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,696 WITH ME, JOHN DEMROID. 214 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:22,174 TONIGHT, WE'LL BE DISCUSSING 215 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,072 THE EL DIABLO, 216 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:26,074 - [whispered] EL DIABLO... - A DEMONIC FORCE WITH ORIGINS 217 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,176 IN SOUTH AMERICA, MEXICO, 218 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,208 AND THE SOUTHWESTERN UNITED STATES. 219 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,713 THE EL DIABLO'S FIRST RECORDED APPEARANCE 220 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,816 WAS IN THE SMALL FISHING VILLAGE OF LA MANZANILLA, MEXICO, 221 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:36,979 AUGUST, 1938. 222 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,587 MARIA DE JESUS SANTIAGO 223 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,049 WAS CELEBRATING HER QUINCEAÑERA 224 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,687 WHEN A HEAVY-SET GENTLEMAN 225 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:44,322 APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE, DEVOURING HER BIRTHDAY BUFFET. 226 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,027 THIS UNEARTHED INTERVIEW SHEDS LIGHT 227 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,799 ON THAT GRUESOME ENCOUNTER. 228 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:49,858 [host imitating woman's voice] HE ATE EVERYTHING IN SIGHT-- 229 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:53,197 CHURROS, PESCADO AZTECA, LIVE CHICKENS. 230 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:56,643 THERE WAS NO STOPPING HIM. I STILL HAVE BITE MARKS. 231 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:59,640 WHEN THE DUST SETTLED, ALL THAT WAS LEFT WAS THIS: 232 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,683 THE QUESADILLA...WAS LUCKY. 233 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:04,179 EL DIABLO SIGHTINGS ARE STILL REPORTED TO THIS DAY. 234 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,711 WHEN IT COMES TO GHOSTS, GHOULS, SPECTERS AND SPACESHIPS, 235 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:09,147 THE EL DIABLO MAKES IT ON... 236 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,782 MY "MOST SPOOKY" LIST. 237 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,257 [theme music] 238 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,963 [piano music] 239 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,326 - OH! - OH, SO-- 240 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:28,166 - ARE YOU... SAME BOOK, WOW. 241 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:30,201 HI, I'M LUKE. - I'M EMILY. 242 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,244 I DON'T NORMALLY DO THIS, BUT... 243 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,983 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT TO DINNER SOMETIME? 244 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,108 - I WOULD LOVE TO, 245 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,913 BUT I CAN'T. 246 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:40,275 IT'S THIS WHOLE THING WITH MY EX-GIRLFRIEND. 247 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:43,983 - WHAT'S THE THING WITH YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND? 248 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:46,147 - SHE'S MY CURRENT WIFE. 249 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,856 THIS IS KILLING ME, MURRAY. I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH HER. 250 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,789 - YOU TWO JUST MET. - NO, NO, NO, 251 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,894 I'M IN LOVE WITH MY WIFE. BUT I REALLY WANT TO DATE EMILY! 252 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,286 GOD, THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY AROUND THIS. 253 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:57,867 - I GOT THE PERFECT PLAN. MEET ME AFTER THE GAME. 254 00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:01,128 ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS HAVE AN AFFAIR. 255 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:04,298 - AN AFFAIR! 256 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:09,079 HEY, HONEY! DO WE HAVE ANY WINE OR CHOCOLATES ANYWHERE? 257 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,209 - YEAH, ABOVE THE SINK. 258 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:13,214 - HA, HA, HA! HO, HO! 259 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,776 [both gasping] 260 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:17,917 OH, YEAH! 261 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,146 MURRAY, THIS AFFAIR IS A GAME-CHANGER! 262 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:23,058 YOU ARE A GENIUS, MY FRIEND. 263 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:25,890 BUT MY WIFE CANNOT FIND OUT ABOUT THIS. 264 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,186 - I GOT A GREAT IDEA. 265 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,897 ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LIE TO HER. 266 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,300 - OH. 267 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,231 - CHEATING HUSBANDS DO IT ALL THE TIME. 268 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,702 - HONEY? - WHAT? 269 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,707 I TAKE NAPS THERE! 270 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,080 [beep] [woman, singsong] LU-UKE... 271 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,979 ARE YOU STILL COMING OVER TONIGHT? I HOPE SO BECAUSE-- 272 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:44,981 - CHEAP JAPANESE CRAP! 273 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,152 [crash] 274 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,179 THAT THING NEVER WORKED. 275 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:49,024 I'M WRITING SONY A LETTER! 276 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,319 I'M REALLY GETTING THE HANG OF THIS LYING THING, MURRAY. 277 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:51,950 IT REALLY WORKS! - BOY, THAT SPIELBERG 278 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,215 CAN REALLY DIRECT, HUH? - OH, YEAH, SURE CAN. 279 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,324 - LUKE? IS THAT YOU? 280 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:59,056 - UH, NO, IT ISN'T! [chuckles] 281 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,062 [thoughtful music] 282 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,804 - LUKE, SOMETHING'S UP. 283 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,030 YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR, RIGHT? 284 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,204 - WHAT? WAIT A MINUTE, COME ON! 285 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,843 WHAT ABOUT ALL MY EXCUSES? 286 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,799 - I DON'T KNOW, MAURINE, ON THE ONE HAND I KNOW 287 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,808 HE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR, BUT... 288 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,080 ON THE OTHER HAND I'VE GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO THIS LIFESTYLE! 289 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,838 - GIRL, I KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO. 290 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,307 MEET ME AFTER THE GAME AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. 291 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:22,945 DO WHAT I DID WITH MURRAY AND GET A DIVORCE. 292 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,953 [ding!] 293 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,285 - OH! 294 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,959 - SIGN HERE. THE DIVORCE'LL BE FINAL, 295 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:30,188 AND FLORENCE WILL HAVE FULL CUSTODY OF THE CHILDREN. 296 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,323 - THERE WE GO! - WELL, THAT'S THAT! 297 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,028 - OKAY. - THANKS. 298 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,100 - FLO, YOU'RE A GREAT WIFE. - UH-UH-UH! 299 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,058 EX-WIFE! - [laughs] 300 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,297 AWW, COME HERE! 301 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:46,067 WAIT A MINUTE! I SHOULD BE HUGGING EMILY. 302 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,506 I LIKE HER BEST NOW. - RIGHT. 303 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,140 - OKAY. BYE! - OF COURSE, YOU'RE RIGHT, 304 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:52,206 CAUSE YOU'RE...LEAVING ME FOR HER...OKAY. 305 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,254 [organ music] - WELL, ARCHBISHOP, 306 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,953 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUR CAMPUS? 307 00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,985 - JUST SPECTACULAR. I MUST SAY, BROTHER HANNIGAN, 308 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:03,121 THIS IS ONE OF THE FINEST SEMINARY SCHOOLS 309 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,986 IN THE ENTIRE ARCHDIOCESE. 310 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,085 - OH, FANTASTIC! 311 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:10,127 WELL, THAT PRETTY MUCH WRAPS UP OUR TOUR. 312 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,773 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CHECK OUT THAT CHAPEL ON THE WAY OUT? 313 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,940 - HOLD ON. WHAT ABOUT THIS DOOR RIGHT HERE? 314 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:19,409 - THIS, AH, WELL, THAT'S... NOTHING. 315 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,269 NO NEED TO GO IN THERE, RIGHT? LET'S GO CHECK OUT 316 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,108 THAT CHAPEL THAT YOU WANTED-- - BROTHER HANNIGAN, 317 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:26,813 YOU'VE LED ME THROUGH EVERY OTHER DORMITORY ON THIS CAMPUS. 318 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,277 WHY WOULD YOU STOP HERE? 319 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,145 - NO REASON. - NO REASON? 320 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,293 THEN GET OUT OF MY WAY. I'D LIKE TO MEET THE FINE BOYS 321 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,349 WHO LIVE HERE IN AQUINAS HALL. 322 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:35,817 - OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT, SIR. 323 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:36,916 - WHY NOT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH-- 324 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:41,187 [loud punk music] 325 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,898 CHUGGING COMMUNION WINE? 326 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:47,231 [loud music, laughter] 327 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:51,237 GETTING GOOFY WITH AN INCENSE THURIBLE? 328 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,311 HOST WAFERS AS POKER CHIPS. 329 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,881 - [crunch] - [crunch] 330 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,879 - [crunch] - NACHO CHEESE CRISPS! 331 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,381 [wolf whistles] 332 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:03,082 * 333 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,476 SISTER DOROTHY! 334 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,259 [farts loudly] 335 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,060 PYROTECHNICS WITH THE VOTIVE CANDLES? 336 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,363 - OH, NO, NO-- 337 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,604 [yells] - [laughs] 338 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:20,929 USING HOLY WATER AS SOME SORT OF GATORADE COOLER! 339 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:25,368 - OH, HO, HO, HO, GREAT. THOSE AQUINAS MANIACS BLEW IT! 340 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:28,205 YOU'RE GONNA EX-COMMUNICATE ME, AREN'T YOU? AWW... 341 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,611 - NO. 342 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,482 - NO? WHY NOT? 343 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,351 - WELL, WHEN YOU THINK OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, 344 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:38,250 WHAT IS THE THING THAT WE'RE ALWAYS GETTING IN TROUBLE FOR? 345 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,145 - WHAT? - YOU KNOW, 346 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:43,857 THAT CONTROVERSIAL THING WE DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT? 347 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:46,031 - OH, YOU MEAN THE... 348 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,859 - THIS. - OH, YEAH. 349 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:50,195 - COMPARED TO THAT, A GROUP OF PRIESTS HAVING A PARTY 350 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,300 SEEMS FAIRLY HARMLESS. 351 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,872 - WELL, THIS WORKED OUT GREAT! - INDEED, IT DID. 352 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:57,602 - HEY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE ALL GOING TO HEAVEN! 353 00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,167 - YEAH! [loud punk music] 354 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,036 [shouting and whooping] 355 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:04,114 * 356 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,284 [theme music] 357 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:10,049 [funk music] 358 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,253 - * I SEE YOU, BABY 359 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,324 * OUT AT THE CLUB 360 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,192 * I NEED YOU, BABY 361 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,391 * MUST GIVE YOU LOVE 362 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,192 * BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO 363 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,334 * IT MAKES ME SAD 364 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,928 * YOU BETTER ACT RIGHT 365 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,430 * OR I'LL GET MAD 366 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,901 - * I'M GONNA GET YA, NO INNUENDO * 367 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,231 * FOLLOW YOU HOME 368 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,065 * CLIMB THROUGH YOUR WINDOW [giggling] 369 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,940 - * HIDE IN YOUR CLOSET WHERE YOU CAN'T SEE ME * 370 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,440 * I'LL WATCH YOU SLEEP AND TOUCH MY PEE-PEE * 371 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:35,482 - * I WANT YOUR PRIVATES, I NEED 'EM BAD * 372 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:38,278 - * MUST TASTE YOUR PRIVATES, OR I'LL BE SAD * 373 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:41,311 - * YOU KNOW I DESERVE 'EM, AND I REALLY NEED 'EM * 374 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:44,418 - * GIVE 'EM TO ME, OR THERE'LL BE TROUBLE * 375 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,351 [funk music] 376 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:50,316 * 377 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,427 - EXCUSE ME, FATHER KOWALSKI. 378 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,189 WOULD YOU MIND TURNING THAT... 379 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,197 UP? 380 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,269 [marching band version of I Deserve It (Sex)] 381 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:01,228 [booming loud version] 382 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,968 [Muzak version] 383 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,273 [kiddie show version] 384 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,405 [orchestral version] 385 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:07,669 - * BUT YOU DON'T LIKE ME 386 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,237 * SO ONE MORE DRINK SPIKE! 387 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,336 * YOU'RE GETTING DRUNK NOW 388 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,047 * IT MAKES ME THINK 389 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,509 - * THAT I CAN TRICK YOU AND GET YOU BACK * 390 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:17,717 - * TO MY APARTMENT AND IN THE SACK * 391 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:22,960 [simultaneous versions playing around the world] 392 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:26,530 - * I'M GONNA [bleep] YOU, WHOA-OH-OH-OH-OH * 393 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,159 * IT'S GONNA-- - UNCLE JIM! 394 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,355 COME DANCE WITH US! 395 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,456 - AH, NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 396 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,528 - AW, COME ON. HAVE SOME FUN! 397 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:37,436 - NO, THE SONG... IT DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT. 398 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,540 - ALL RIGHT. SUIT YOURSELF. 399 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,382 - I'VE DONE THE RIGHT THING. HMM. 400 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:45,409 - THAT'S RIGHT, IF YOU SEE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE WORLD, 401 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,075 YOU GOTTA KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. 402 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,154 DON'T RUIN EVERYONE ELSE'S GOOD TIME. 403 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,552 UH-HUH, YOU GOTTA BOTTLE IT UP DEEP DOWN INSIDE OF YOURSELF 404 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:57,255 AND KEEP IT AWAY FROM EVERYBODY. AMEN AND HALLELUJAH! 405 00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,290 [funk music] 406 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:03,057 * 407 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,326 * COME ON, COME ON, GET ON 408 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,965 [theme music] 409 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:15,114 - WHOO HOO! LET'S HIT THOSE WAVES, BABY! 410 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,382 - YEAH! HEH HEH HEH! 411 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:20,349 RACE YOU THERE, DUDE! [all yelling] 412 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,050 - WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! 413 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:26,123 - GORDY, WHAT'S WRONG? AREN'T YOU GONNA COME SWIMMING? 414 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,523 - NO. I DON'T SWIM IN THE OCEAN. 415 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:32,126 NOT SINCE THAT DAY. 416 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,459 BACK WHEN I WAS A LIFEGUARD. [dramatic music] 417 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,725 I WAS MANNING MY POST WHEN I SAW A KID OUT IN THE SURF. 418 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,165 HE WAS SPLASHING AND GASPING FOR AIR. 419 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:45,371 I JUMPED DOWN, SWAM OUT, AND I GRASPED FOR HIM, 420 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,305 BUT HE WAS TOO WET, 421 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,140 AND TOO SLIPPY. 422 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:53,476 HE SLIPPED OUT OF MY HANDS AND OUT INTO THE DARK BLUE SEA. 423 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,083 I VOWED TO MYSELF AT THAT VERY MOMENT 424 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:59,286 THAT I WOULD NEVER SET FOOT IN THE OCEAN EVER AGAIN. 425 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,449 [sighs] - WOW. 426 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,358 - THAT'S TERRIBLE, I MEAN, WE WOULDN'T BLAME YOU 427 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,230 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET IN THE WATER. 428 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,358 - OH, MY GOD! GLEN'S DROWNING! 429 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,104 YOU SEE HIM OUT THERE IN THE WAVES! 430 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,099 - OH, MY GOD! - HELP! 431 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,100 - GLEN! - GLEN! 432 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,071 - HELP! - HELP! HELP! 433 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,340 - SOMEONE HELP! - GORDY! 434 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,238 YOU HAVE TO SAVE HIM! - OH, MY GOD, YEAH! 435 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,541 THIS IS YOUR BIG CHANCE! 436 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,312 - GORDY, THIS IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY 437 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,541 TO OVERCOME YOUR PAST AND FINALLY REDEEM YOURSELF 438 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,446 FOREVER! - YEAH, GORDY. 439 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,549 - HELP! 440 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,120 - NO! 441 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:36,116 - WHAT? - I CAN'T. 442 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,656 I MADE A VOW. 443 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,156 I CAN'T GO IN THE WATER, REMEMBER? 444 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,704 WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT IT. 445 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:46,129 WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT IN THE OL' COOLER, HUH? 446 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,136 OOH, FRUIT LEATHERS! 447 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:52,208 HEY, WE GOT BLUEBERRY FRUIT LEATHERS, WE GOT GRAPE... 448 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,669 - HELP! - OOH, CRAN-GRAPE... 449 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,606 - SHUT UP! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! 450 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:58,382 GET OUT THERE RIGHT NOW AND SAVE HIM, COME ON! 451 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,511 - OKAY! - YEAH! 452 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,206 - OKAY, THANK YOU. - YES! 453 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,418 - I'M GOING TO DO IT. - YOU GOT HIM, BUDDY. 454 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,320 - WAIT! 455 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,622 HA HA HA HA! 456 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,393 I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT MY VOW. [laughs] 457 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,162 I CAN'T GO IN THE WATER! 458 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,861 WE ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT MY VOW! 459 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,403 WHAT A BUNCH OF SPACE CADETS, HUH? 460 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,858 WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT IT. - HELP... 461 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,596 - WHAT KIND OF FRUIT LEATHERS YOU GUYS WANT? 462 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,531 WE GOT CRAN-GRAPE... - AH, FORGET IT! 463 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,437 I'LL SAVE HIM MYSELF, OKAY? 464 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,399 [yelling] - ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LONNIE! 465 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,167 - ALL RIGHT LONNIE, - ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LONNIE! 466 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,806 - YOU GOT IT, BABY! - GET A HOLD OF HIM! HOLD IT! 467 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,140 - HE'S TOO SLIPPY. HE'S TOO SLIPPY, GORDY! 468 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,537 - HELP! - HELP! HELP US! 469 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:32,548 - OH, NO, NOW THEY'RE BOTH DROWNING! 470 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,549 - BREAK THE DAMN VOW! 471 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,681 DON'T YOU THINK SAVING SOMEONE'S LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT 472 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,286 THAN SOME VOW YOU MADE YEARS AGO? 473 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,148 - BARRY! 474 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,917 WHEN YOU MAKE A PROMISE TO YOURSELF, YOU STICK TO IT. 475 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,325 LIKE WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT. 476 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:49,198 I PROMISED MYSELF I'D NEVER EAT CHEESE AGAIN, AND I HAVEN'T! 477 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:52,299 AND I LOVE CHEESE, BARRY! - WE'RE DROWNING, HELP! 478 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,572 - FROM MOZZARELLA TO FETA, 479 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,400 FROM MONTEREY JACK TO CHEDDAR AND BACK. 480 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,306 THERE'S NO CHEESE THAT-- - OH, WHATEVER, WE'RE GONNA 481 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,208 HAVE TO DO IT OURSELVES! LET'S GO! 482 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,910 - WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, GLEN! 483 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,624 - GORDY, HELP, GORDY, HELP US! - HELP! 484 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,589 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ONE KID DIED THAT ONE TIME. 485 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,319 THAT WAS SO SAD. 486 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:20,285 AND IT'S TOO BAD MY FIVE BROTHERS DROWNED JUST NOW. 487 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:23,227 I'M SURE PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE PRETTY PISSED AT ME FOR THAT. 488 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:26,373 SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY VOW BUT ME. 489 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,399 - I CARE. 490 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,235 - WHO ARE YOU? 491 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:33,970 - I'M YOU, YOUR SELF-IMAGE. AND I'M PROUD OF YOU 492 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,276 FOR KEEPING YOUR PROMISE TO ME. 493 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,309 - YOU MEAN IT? 494 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:42,349 [tango music] 495 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:48,462 * 496 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:55,631 BUT WOULD YOU BE MAD AT ME IF I SNUCK A LITTLE BIT OF CHEESE? 497 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,332 - NOT IF YOU DON'T MIND SHARING. 498 00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:00,234 [both laugh] 499 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:05,609 - IF YOU MAKE A VOW TO YOURSELF, YOU MUST NEVER BREAK THAT VOW. 500 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,008 EVEN IF ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE DYING, 501 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,939 YOU MUST KEEP THAT PROMISE. 502 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,935 BUT SOME VOWS MEAN MORE THAN OTHERS. 503 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,977 SAY IF YOU MADE A VOW TO NOT EAT CHEESE, 504 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,982 IT'S OKAY TO HAVE A NIBBLE OR TWO. 505 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,485 LORD, FORGIVE ME, THAT IS SOME GOOD CHEESE! 506 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,748 [theme music] 507 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,691 - OH, HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE GOOD. 508 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,656 - OKAY, OKAY, HEY, CONGRATULATIONS, MARK AND DIANE. 509 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,296 YOU GUYS ARE GREAT TOGETHER. - YEAH, YEAH, 510 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,532 AND THE CEREMONY WAS BEAUTIFUL, 511 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,926 AND THIS RECEPTION IS JUST AWESOME! 512 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,037 - OH, IT'S GREAT! FIVE-STAR BUFFET. 513 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,039 HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG? 514 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,871 - THANK YOU, HA HA. WHOA! 515 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,480 [distant clattering] 516 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,382 - EL DIABLO! 517 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,584 [all screaming] 518 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:54,587 - HE'S GOING FOR THE CAKE! - [screaming] 519 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,791 - WE'VE GOT TO GET AWAY! 520 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,833 GET OUT OF HERE, GO, GO, GO! 521 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,828 - THE EL DIABLO! 522 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,700 WHERE IS HE? 523 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,729 SHOW YOURSELF, EL DIABLO! 524 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:12,866 EVERYONE STAND BACK--I WILL EXORCISE THE EL DIABLO! 525 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,905 DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN, FREE THIS POSSESSED MAN, 526 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,712 RID HIM OF HIS SIN, AND SAVE US FROM ALL OF 527 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:22,575 THE DEVIL'S SEVEN DEADLY SINS, BEING GLUTTONY... 528 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,645 LUST... 529 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:24,683 - PRIDE... - HELP! 530 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,417 - NO. - LUST... 531 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,623 PYROTECHNICS WITH THE VOTIVE CANDLES... 532 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:32,355 RHYTHM AND BLUES MUSIC, AND ALL THE REST. 533 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,832 PLEASE, OH PLEASE, SET HIM FREE! - [screams] 534 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:36,931 [crashes] 535 00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:47,071 - IT'S OKAY, EVERYBODY. IT'S OKAY. 536 00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:51,376 THIS MAN IS CLEAN. YOU'RE ALL SAFE ONCE AGAIN. 537 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:54,111 [guests murmuring] 538 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,776 HEY, WHAT'S THAT? SOME CHEDDAR CHEESE? 539 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,660 MM, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 540 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,359 UM, UH... 541 00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:07,732 OH, NO, I THINK THE, UH, 542 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,560 EL DIABLO HAS POSSESSED ME NOW! 543 00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:13,767 OH, GOD... WHAT IS THIS, COFFEE CAKE? 544 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,770 MM...MM, THAT'S GOOD! MM! 545 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:18,712 OH, GOD, PLEASE SAVE ME! 546 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,468 THE EL DIABLO HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF MY BODY! 547 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:21,737 [mouth full] MM, COFFEE CAKE. 548 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:23,744 OH, PLEASE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 549 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:26,376 FAT PIECE OF CAKE...MM! 550 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,713 MM MM MM! 551 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:31,417 OH, GOD, HELP US ALL! 552 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,415 - ABSO...LUTELY! 553 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,924 [whisper echoing] - EL DIABLO... 38592

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