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[laughter]
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- OH, MAN, THAT TOUCHDOWN
WAS SOMETHING, HUH,
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BUT THE EXTRA POINT--
THAT WAS THE ICING ON THE CAKE.
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- OH, BABY.
- YOU SAID IT.
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- OH, WELL, WELL, WELL.
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YOU WERE CERTAINLY
OUT LATE LAST NIGHT, HUH?
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YOU KNOW, I'D ASK
HOW YOUR DATE WITH BETH WENT,
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BUT, UH, SEEING AS HOW
YOU DIDN'T COME HOME,
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I THINK I GOT
A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
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- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S ENOUGH. THAT IS ENOUGH.
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- ENOUGH?
BROTHER, WE WANT SOME DETAILS.
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- YEAH, COME ON. LAY IT ON US.
- YEAH.
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- COME ON, MAN.
- FINE. YOU ANIMALS.
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- WE ARE.
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- OKAY, SO I TOOK HER OUT
TO THIS FRENCH BISTRO--
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AU PIED DE COCHON.
- VERY FANCY, MR. VALENTINE.
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- YEAH, MR. VALENTINE.
- GO ON, VALENTINE.
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- WE WANT MORE DETAILS.
- FINE.
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SO WE GO BACK
TO HER APARTMENT,
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AND WE START MAKING OUT
ON THE COUCH.
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THEN SHE SLIPS HER SHIRT UP
OVER HER HEAD,
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POINTS AT ME, POINTS DOWN
TO HER YOU KNOW,
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AND WALKS SLOWLY BACKWARDS
INTO HER BEDROOM.
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- OH. NOW WE'RE
GETTING SOMEWHERE.
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- YEAH.
- MORE DETAILS.
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- GIVE US THE DETAILS, PAL.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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- LAY IT ON ME, BUDDY.
- YEAH, MAN.
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- ALL RIGHT,
SO I GET ON TOP OF HER,
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AND I INSERT MY ERECT PENIS,
AND I START THRUSTING
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BACK AND FORTH,
BACK AND FORTH,
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FASTER BACK AND FORTH
AND THEN SLOWER BACK AND FORTH
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AND THEN EJACULATION.
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all: OH!
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[cheering]
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- WHOA. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
HEH-HEH.
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COME ON, MAN.
WE WANT SOME MORE DETAILS.
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- YEAH.
- OKAY.
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SO THEN I'M LIKE...
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[grunts and groans]
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WAIT. LET...
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[makes monkey noises]
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[snorts]
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[pants]
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[squeals and grunts]
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AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.
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- YEAH.
- YEAH. YES.
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[overlapping chatter]
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- HOORAY.
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- YOU KNOW, THAT WAS
A PRETTY STEAMY STORY, DUDE,
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BUT, UH, I THINK I CAN TOP IT.
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- OH, REALLY?
- YEAH.
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SPIN THIS YARN FOR US,
MR. ROMEO.
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- UH, IT'S ROMERO.
SO, ANYWAY, LAST NIGHT,
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ME AND AMY WENT OUT
FOR OUR THIRD DATE
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IN AS MANY DAYS.
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- UM, CAN WE CUT TO
THE GOOD STUFF?
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- OKAY. SO, I'M HAVING
THIS ORGASM, RIGHT,
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AND I'M LIKE
[grunts]
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OH, NO, NO, NO. WHEE.
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OOH, WHEE.
HAAH!
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HAAH! OH, YOU'RE TAKING
ALL MY SPERMS.
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AAH. OH. HMM.
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- YEAH!
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- OH!
- YEAH!
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- WOW.
- YOU ACTUALLY SAID THAT?
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- I DID.
- WHAT DID SHE SAY?
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- SORRY.
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[laughter]
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- GOOD STORY, TIM.
REALLY GOOD STORY.
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MY NIGHT WAS KIND OF BORING.
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I JUST STAYED INSIDE
AND WATCHED A MOVIE.
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BUT IT WAS MY PARENTS'
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY,
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AND THEY GOT HOME PRETTY LATE,
AND BOY, OH, BOY,
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YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD
THE TWO OF THEM GO AT IT
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WHEN THEY GOT BACK.
SO...
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MY MOM IS LIKE,
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[high-pitched voice]
"OH, STEWART.
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STEWART, GET AT MY CHEST, BOY."
- WHOA, SLOW IT DOWN, HUH?
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- I DON'T THINK SO, BROTHER.
WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED.
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AND MY DAD--MY DAD,
HE COMES IN GOING,
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"ROSA, ROSA, OH, BOY!
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WOW. OH, ROSA!"
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AND IT WENT ON LIKE THIS
ALL NIGHT LONG.
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YEAH.
- YEAH.
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all: DETAILS. DETAILS...
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- TOO... MANY... DETAILS.
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all: DETAILS!
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[high-pitched squealing]
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- OH.
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- UM...
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I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S--
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[rock music]
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*
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- * WON'T YOU COUNT ON ME?
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- LOVE.
EVERYBODY'S SEARCHING FOR IT.
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COMES PRETTY EASY TO ME, THOUGH.
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I'M A REAL TALKER
WITH THE PRETTY HONEYS.
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BUT EVERYBODY NEEDS A WINGMAN,
AND THAT'S WHY I GOT MY BOY VIC.
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VIC'S MAJOR MOOLAH, BABY.
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SO WE'VE BEEN
HITTING THE SCENE TOGETHER
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ALONG WITH A FEW OF OUR BOYS--
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VANNY, VON, VOOG, AND VERNY.
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I MEAN, THESE GUYS
ARE LEGAL TENDER
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LOCKED UP IN A SAFE.
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[laughs]
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EVERYBODY FEELING GOOD,
FEELING COOL, CONFIDENT?
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[overlapping chatter]
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- GOOD. WELL, I INVITED A FRIEND
FROM HOME TO JOIN. IS THAT OKAY?
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- HE'S NOT GONNA BE
SOME MOPEY TYPE, IS HE?
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NERVOUS AND BRINGING US DOWN,
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AND RUINING OUR TIME
WITH THE LADIES?
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- NO.
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- HEY, BUDDY.
HEY, I'M LIKE YOU.
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HEY, COME ON.
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AW, SHE'S GREAT.
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- DAMN, THIS GUY'S
THE REAL MEDIUM OF EXCHANGE
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WITH THE PEOPLE WITHOUT PENISES.
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- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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[all yell and laugh]
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- WE'RE HUNG UP ON
OUR OLD SWEETHEARTS.
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- RIGHT THIS WAY.
HERE'S YOUR TABLE.
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- OH.
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[gasps]
WOW.
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- NOT BAD, EH, MADAM-OISELLE?
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A NIGHT IN THE CITY AT
THE HOTTEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN,
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AND I HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
DATE IN THE WORLD.
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- A NIGHT TO OURSELVES.
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WE HAVEN'T BEEN OUT LIKE THIS
IN MONTHS AND MONTHS.
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- UH, YEAH. A LITTLE BETTER THAN
OUR TYPICAL ROUTINE
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OF SOCCER PRACTICE, HOMEWORK,
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AND EATING WHATEVER LEFTOVER
SCRAPS OF MAC AND CHEESE
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THE KIDS DON'T FINISH.
[both laugh]
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- HERE ARE YOUR MENUS.
- OOH.
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- OH, NOW WE'RE TALKING.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK, SHALL WE?
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HEY, SAME TIME. READY?
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ONE, TWO, THREE.
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both: OOH.
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- [laughs]
EVERYTHING LOOKS SO GOOD.
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- YOU GUYS WANT TO START WITH
SOMETHING TO DRINK?
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- YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M ACTUALLY IN THE MOOD FOR?
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A GLASS OF WINE.
- HONEY.
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WELL, WELL, WELL,
THEN WINE IT IS.
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- OH, IT'S JUST I--
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OKAY, HOW ABOUT A CHARDONNAY
FOR THIS OLD WINO?
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I'M KIDDING.
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- SOUNDS LIKE
I'M GETTING LUCKY TONIGHT.
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- DANIEL.
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- PAL, WHY DON'T YOU BRING ME
THE BIGGEST DAMN BEER YOU GOT?
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OOH, HEY, QUESTION FOR YOU.
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YOU EVER GET ANY CELEBS IN HERE?
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- FROM TIME TO TIME.
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- OOH, WHO?
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- WELL, LAST WEEK,
KENDRA TAYLOR WAS HERE.
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- WHOA.
- OOH.
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- WHO'S KENDRA TAYLOR?
- YEAH, WHO'S THAT?
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- OH, SHE'S A POP STAR.
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- YOU KNOW,
I THINK I'VE HEARD OF HER.
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- DANIEL.
WHO BROUGHT THIS HIPSTER?
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- WHAT CAN I SAY? I LIKE TO
WATCH THE MORNING SHOWS.
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- DANIEL JOSEPH PARKER.
- WHAT I DO.
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- I LEARN SOMETHING NEW
ABOUT THIS ONE EVERY DAY.
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- I GUESS IT NEVER ENDS
WITH ME, DOES IT?
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- SO, CHARDONNAY FOR THE LADY,
A BIG BEER FOR THE GENTLEMAN.
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- ACTUALLY, GARCON,
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THE LADY AND I WILL BOTH
BE HAVING THE SURF 'N' TURF.
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- DANIEL, ARE YOU SURE?
- AND AFTER ALL THAT FOOD...
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ROLL US
OUT OF HERE.
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- DANIEL. WE MUST BE THE WORST.
ARE WE YOUR WORST CUSTOMERS?
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- OH, YEAH. HEY, ARE WE
A BIG OLD PAIN IN YOUR BUTT?
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- NO, NO, NO.
- SORRY.
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- OOH, HEY,
LOOK AT THESE NAPKINS.
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A LITTLE BETTER THREAD COUNT
THAN AT OUR HOUSE, HUH?
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- BETTER THAN OUR BED SHEETS.
- [laughs] YEAH.
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[annoying laughter]
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- SHUT UP!
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SHUT UP!
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STOP LAUGHING.
YOU'RE LAUGHING AT NAPKINS.
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NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
IF YOU DON'T COME OUT
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TO RESTAURANTS VERY MUCH.
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JUST SHUT YOUR STUPID,
SHITTY MOUTHS.
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JACKASSES.
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- I GUESS WE DON'T BELONG HERE.
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- DANIEL, NO.
- WE SHOULDN'T HAVE COME.
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I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
A NICE CHANGE OF PACE
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FROM OUR BORING ROUTINE.
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- DANIEL, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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- I-I THINK OUR MARRIAGE
HAS RUN ITS COURSE.
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- [gasps]
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[screams]
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- * I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU
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* DON'T REALLY
WANT TO KNOW YOU *
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- HEY, BUDDY.
TRY HAVING A LITTLE FUN.
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- I'M NO GOOD TALKING TO GIRLS.
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- OH, REALLY?
SHOCKER.
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LOOK, LET ME GIVE YOU
A LITTLE TIP.
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BEST ADVICE I EVER GOT.
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WOMEN LOVE EYE CONTACT.
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- THAT'S IT, JUST EYE CONTACT?
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- THEY THINK IT'S SEXY.
I DON'T KNOW.
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[clicks tongue]
GIVE IT A TRY.
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- HI.
- HEY.
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WHAT?
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YOU'RE SO ANNOYING.
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[R&B song plays in background]
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KNOCK IT OFF.
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OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
[giggles]
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SO WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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- I'M RON.
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- MARA.
NICE TO MEET YOU, RON.
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I LIKE YOUR MIDDLE PART.
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IT REALLY DOES SOMETHING
FOR YOUR FACE.
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- YEAH?
- YEAH.
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- WOW.
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- * NOW I'M BACK IN A WORLD
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* THAT GREETS ME WITH A S--
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- OH, WHOA.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
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- I'M SO SORRY.
I JUST--FOR A SECOND,
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YOU JUST LOOKED SO REPULSIVE.
IT'S FINE, THOUGH. IT'S FINE.
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IT'S FINE NOW.
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- * GAVE ME SUNSHINE
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* NOW I'M BACK IN A WORLD
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* THAT GREETS ME WITH A SMILE
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* AND WHAT MAKES IT ALL
WORTHWHILE IS-- *
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[laughter]
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- OH, BOY. I TELL YOU,
THIS HAS BEEN JUST TOO MUCH FUN.
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[laughter]
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- TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
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EVER SINCE CAROL AND I SPLIT UP,
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I'VE BEEN HAVING
KIND OF A HARD TIME, SO...
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THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED.
[laughs].
231
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AND I WANT TO REMEMBER IT.
232
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HEY, SHEILA, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
A PICTURE WITH MY CELL PHONE?
233
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- OH, CELL-PHONE PICTURE.
HERE WE GO.
234
00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,748
- OH, BOY.
- HOW DO I...
235
00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,110
- OH, GOD.
- OKAY.
236
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,077
- CHEESE.
- PHOTOBOMB.
237
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,116
- AL, ARE YOU PHOTOBOMBING?
238
00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:21,661
- AL, DID YOU PHOTOBOMB US?
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00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:25,759
- [chuckles] I PHOTOBOMBED.
I JUST PHOTOBOMBED.
240
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[laughter]
241
00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,932
- WHAT'S A PHOTOBOMB?
- DAN...
242
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,835
HE LEANED INTO OUR PICTURE.
243
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[laughter]
244
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,736
- AL.
245
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,841
- I'M GUILTY.
246
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,843
- HEY, GUYS, CAN I PHOTOBOMB?
247
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:46,676
- DAN, NOW YOU
WANT TO PHOTOBOMB?
248
00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:47,754
- I WANT TO GIVE IT A TRY.
249
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:50,921
- TERRY, TAKE MY PHONE.
DAN WANTS TO PHOTOBOMB.
250
00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:51,921
- HE DOES?
251
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,322
DAN WANTS TO PHOTOBOMB.
OKAY.
252
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:57,264
WILD MAN DAN
WANTS TO PHOTOBOMB. ALL RIGHT.
253
00:10:57,290 --> 00:11:00,930
LET'S SEE HERE.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
254
00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,131
- PHOTOBOMB.
255
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,802
- YEP, WE GOT ONE.
THIS IS SO FUNNY.
256
00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,872
DAN, LOOK AT THAT.
LOOK AT DAN.
257
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,340
- OH, NO.
258
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,168
- OH, MY GOD,
GREAT PHOTOBOMB, DAN.
259
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:13,243
SHEILA, YOU HAVE TO POST THAT.
260
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,783
- NO.
261
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,338
- I'VE GOT TO POST
THAT PHOTOBOMB.
262
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:19,876
- NO, YOU CAN'T POST IT.
- PHOTOBOMB.
263
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,313
- YOU CAN LINK IT TO ONLINE.
264
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,318
- IT'LL GO UP ON YOUR COMPUTER,
DAN, WHEN YOU GET HOME.
265
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,290
LOOK IT UP.
- OH, MY GOD, DAN...
266
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,758
SHEILA'S PHONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET.
267
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,956
- I THOUGHT
I WAS LEAVING HAVANA,
268
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:39,765
THE CITY OF PASSION, FOREVER,
BUT HOW COULD I LEAVE HER?
269
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,800
- [gasps]
- I CAME BACK.
270
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,366
LEAVING BEHIND THE ONLY THING
I'VE EVER CARED ABOUT
271
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,114
WOULD'VE BEEN THE BIGGEST
DAMN MISTAKE OF MY LIFE,
272
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,110
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU...
273
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,312
MYRTLE.
274
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,014
- YOU'RE TOO LATE.
275
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,246
I'M SET TO MARRY IRWIN
TOMORROW MORNING.
276
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,022
- BUT HE'S IN LOVE WITH RUTH.
277
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,220
- WHAT ABOUT BETHILDA?
278
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:02,122
MY TENNIS INSTRUCTOR, CECIL,
SAW YOU WITH HER
279
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,855
AT ANGUS YAMAGUCHI'S
SPRING SOCIAL.
280
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:09,062
- HE'S JUST SAYING THAT TO
GET CLOSER TO CLORIS AND STEVE.
281
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,496
- STEVE?
282
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:14,530
- STEVE KLIMPTOOSH,
GISELE'S BOSS.
283
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,097
- WHO?
- GISELE TURDLEY.
284
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,867
- OH, RIGHT. OKAY.
285
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,136
[rustling]
286
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,813
- YOU HAVE TO GO NOW.
MY PARENTS ARE HOME.
287
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,083
- HUMPHREY AND RHODA?
288
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,951
- MYRTLE,
WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE?
289
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:29,149
- OH, JUST YOU.
I THOUGHT IT WAS MOM AND DAD.
290
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,852
- HUMPHREY AND RHODA?
- WHO ARE YOU? WHO'S HE?
291
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:34,785
- I'M MYRTLE'S BROTHER--
RAJVANI FLEISCH-MELTZER.
292
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,092
- YOUR BROTHER
IS RAJVANI FLEISCH-MELTZER?
293
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,834
OH, RIGHT, I THINK
I MET YOU ONCE
294
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,059
AT YOUR GIRLFRIEND FRANK'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY.
295
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,964
- AH, YES.
I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO BE.
296
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,966
- OKAY.
- YOU HAVE TO GO NOW, TOO.
297
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,972
[dramatic music]
298
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:57,905
*
299
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,283
- I'LL BE WITH YOU ALWAYS
IN MY DEEPEST OF HEARTS.
300
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:07,146
FROM PHILBERT FLOYD MILKYDICK.
301
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:14,564
- MAJOR POP RECORDS HAS SIGNED
POP SENSATION KENDRA TAYLOR
302
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,934
WITH PLANS FOR
AN ALBUM RELEASE THIS SUMMER,
303
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,604
BUT INSIDE SOURCES SAY THAT
THE LABEL'S GO-TO HITMAKERS
304
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,342
ARE CURRENTLY
ON OTHER PROJECTS.
305
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,909
LEAVING MAJOR POP RECORDS
WITHOUT A PRODUCER.
306
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,109
- WE'RE SCREWED.
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEBODY.
307
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,952
COME ON, WHO DO WE GOT?
- THEY'RE ALL ON OTHER PROJECTS.
308
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,279
LOOKS LIKE THE ONLY SONGWRITING
TEAM WE'VE GOT AVAILABLE IS...
309
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,154
- WHO IS IT? COME ON.
310
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,193
- GOLDHOFF AND STEINSTEIN.
311
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,118
- EW. ALL RIGHT,
WELL, SEND THEM IN.
312
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,856
- GREAT TO SEE YOU.
GREAT TO SEE YOU.
313
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,592
BARRY GOLDHOFF.
GREAT TO SEE YOU.
314
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,226
GREAT TO SEE YOU.
- GREAT TO SEE YOU.
315
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,102
BARRY STEINSTEIN.
- GREAT TO SEE YOU.
316
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,271
[keys clunk]
317
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,069
- WELL?
318
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,171
- GOLDHOFF AND STEINSTEIN,
WE NEED A TRACK, AND, UM...
319
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,643
WE'D LIKE TO HEAR WHAT YOU GOT.
- A HIT SONG, YOU SAY?
320
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,371
- I THINK WE'VE GOT
JUST THE THING, HUH?
321
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,538
- AHEM.
- TWO, THREE, FOUR.
322
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,876
both; * HEY, EVERYBODY,
LOOK WHO IT IS *
323
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,953
* IT'S YOUR OLD PALS
GOLDHOFF AND STEINSTEIN *
324
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,522
* YES, EVERYBODY,
LOOK WHO IT IS *
325
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,350
* IT'S YOUR OLD PALS
GOLDHOFF AND STEINSTEIN *
326
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:16,016
- * WE LIKE WRITING SONGS
AND SINGIN' WHAT WE WROTE *
327
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:19,156
- * AND ONE OTHER THING
both: * WE LIKE HAVING FUN
328
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:23,332
* YES, WE LIKE HAVING FUN
329
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,933
[keys clank]
330
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,625
- WELL?
- HUH?
331
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,366
- THEY KNOW
THEY WON'T BE THE ONES
332
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,441
SINGING ON THE RECORD, RIGHT?
- OH, YEAH, YEAH, TOTALLY.
333
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,240
- RIGHT.
- HEY, GUYS...
334
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,542
SINCE IT'LL BE KENDRA TAYLOR
ON THE TRACK,
335
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,384
THE LYRICS HAVE TO BE
SOMETHING...SEXY.
336
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,010
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A LOVE SONG.
337
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,976
- NOT A FAN OF THE LYRICS, EH?
NOT A PROBLEM.
338
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:44,124
- I THINK WE'VE GOT PLENTY MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM, HUH?
339
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,321
- UH-HUH.
- TWO, TWO, TWO.
340
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,993
* HEY, THEY'RE GOLDHOFF
- * HEY, THEY'RE STEINSTEIN
341
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,522
both: * WE'RE FRIENDS TO THE
END, FRIENDS TO THE END *
342
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,628
* YES, IT'S TRUE,
WE'RE FRIENDS TILL THE END *
343
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,131
- * WE'RE NOT JUST
SONGWRITING PART-NERS *
344
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,704
- * WE'RE NOT JUST ROOM-MATES
345
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:05,042
both: * WE'RE ALSO
A COUPLE OF FRIENDS *
346
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:08,012
- * WE MET AT USC
WHERE WE WERE MUSIC MAJORS *
347
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,311
- * AND THAT'S WHERE WE BECAME
348
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,142
both: * MAJOR FRIENDS
349
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,048
- * AND NOW
WE'RE GETTING OLDER *
350
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,680
both: * BUT WE DON'T MIND
351
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:17,324
* JUST A COUPLE OF BACHELORS
WRITING SONGS *
352
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:21,550
* FOR YOUNG POP STARS
353
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,118
- HOW STRANGE WOULD IT BE
IF A YOUNG POP STAR SANG THAT?
354
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,127
- IT'D BE PRETTY STRANGE.
- RIGHT.
355
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,059
- I GUESS WHAT
WE'RE TRYING TO SAY IS
356
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,195
WE WANT A SONG
THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE
357
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:33,470
FOR A GIRL TO SING.
358
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,000
- WE CAN'T WRITE THAT.
359
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,166
- WHY NOT?
- BECAUSE WE ALREADY DID.
360
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,235
- [laughs]
361
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,272
[uneasy chuckle]
362
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:49,075
- * IT CAN BE HARD
363
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,246
- * BEING A GIRL
364
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:57,015
both: * NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME
365
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,287
* AND ALSO
366
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,556
* WE'RE JUST KIDDING,
IT'S JUST US *
367
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,464
* IT'S YOUR OLD PALS
GOLDHOFF AND STEINSTEIN *
368
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:07,167
- * USC ROOMMATES
- * CURRENT ROOMMATES, TOO
369
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,770
- * ONE THING'S FOR SURE
both: * WE'RE MIDDLE-AGED MEN
370
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:13,012
* ANOTHER THING'S FOR SURE,
WE'RE HAVING A BLAST *
371
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,310
* HAVING A BLAST,
HAVING A BLAST *
372
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,082
* YES, IT'S TRUE,
WE'RE HAVING A BLAST *
373
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,581
* AND ONE OTHER THING
374
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:25,292
* SORRY WE PRETENDED
WE WERE A GIRL *
375
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,018
[keys clank]
376
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:30,124
- WELL?
377
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:33,687
[pop music]
378
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,796
- * HEY, EVERYBODY,
LOOK WHO IT IS *
379
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:41,399
* IT'S YOUR OLD PALS
GOLDHOFF AND STEINSTEIN *
380
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:45,114
* WE MADE A DEAL
THAT IN 15 YEARS *
381
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:49,578
* IF WE'RE BOTH STILL SINGLE,
WE'LL MARRY EACH OTHER *
382
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,149
- OH, RAJVANI,
383
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,745
I DON'T EVER WANT GO BACK
TO STEVE KLIMPTOOSH AGAIN.
384
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,387
- I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT
STEVE KLIMPTOOSH
385
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,163
OR IRWIN MULK OR GARTH GRITH
386
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,133
OR ANY OF THE MEN
FROM YOUR PAST.
387
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:11,231
NO, I DON'T WANT TO TALK AT ALL.
388
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:14,274
- MM.
389
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,771
[saxophone plays]
390
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,513
[end credit music]
391
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,169
[music stops]
392
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,808
- HEY, YOU TOOK ME
OUT OF MY SHOT.
393
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:26,282
ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.
394
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,283
[end credit music]
395
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,075
WHAT THE-- WHOA.
396
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:33,617
JEEZ, I CAN'T SHOW THAT.
WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE?
397
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,823
OKAY, LET'S--OH.
OH, THIS MIGHT WORK.
398
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:40,286
IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY FUNNY.
HEE-HEE-HEE.
399
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:41,627
[end credit music]
400
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,131
AH, PROBABLY NOT THE RIGHT TONE
FOR THE SHOW.
401
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,834
- FUNNY 13, THOUGH.
- OH, GREG.
402
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,496
- OH, YEAH, THESE TWO
HORN JOBS AGAIN. NO, THANKS.
403
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:53,606
OKAY, WHAT AM I LOOKING AT HERE?
OH, THAT'S ME.
404
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,380
SORRY, FOLKS. YOU DON'T
WANT TO SEE THAT. BYE-BYE.
405
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,809
ALL RIGHT, WHAT ELSE?
406
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,845
DALE, YOU GENIUS.
407
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,350
[end credit music]
408
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:04,653
[groans]
409
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,654
- WHOA. I DID NOT
SEE THAT COMING.
410
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,616
ALL RIGHT, I'M OUT OF HERE.
I'M DONE.
411
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,685
THERE'S TOO MUCH SEXY STUFF
GOING ON THERE.
412
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,833
I CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS SCENE
TASTEFULLY.
413
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,459
I'LL DO IT AFTER LUNCH.
- STILL ROLLING.
414
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:18,165
- HEY, DALE, CHECK YOUR SHOT.
- OH, YEAH? WHY?
415
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,368
OH.
416
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,269
[saxophone plays]
417
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,541
CUT. OH, YOU GUYS.
418
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,639
- THIS IS THE BEST
SHAWKOOTERY PLATE I'VE EVER HAD.
419
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,405
[laughter]
420
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,153
- SHAWKOOTERY PLATE.
- OH, THIS IS TOO MUCH FUN.
421
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,820
THANKS, GUYS. BEEN PRETTY TOUGH
SINCE DAN AND I SEPARATED,
422
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,618
BUT THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED.
423
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:41,850
YOU KNOW, I THINK I MIGHT
BE READY TO START DATING AGAIN.
424
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,418
- OH, CAROL.
- GOOD FOR YOU, CAROL.
425
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,256
- RIGHT ON.
- GOOD FOR YOU.
426
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,532
- JUST BE CAREFUL. YOU HAVEN'T
BEEN OUT THERE IN A WHILE.
427
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,300
YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP IN
THE FRIEND ZONE WITH SOME HUNK.
428
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:53,300
- OH, NO, FRIEND ZONE.
- WAIT. WHAT'S THE FRIEND ZONE?
429
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,833
- OH.
- OH, THE FRIEND ZONE.
430
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,567
- FRIEND ZONE.
- THE FRIEND ZONE...
431
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,413
IS WHEN YOU'VE HUNG OUT
WITH SOMEONE ENOUGH TIMES
432
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,168
THAT THEY THINK
YOU'RE JUST FRIENDS,
433
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,177
BUT YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO BE
MORE THAN FRIENDS.
434
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,179
- OH, MY GOD, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
435
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,511
- MY FRIEND JOAN IS IN THE
FRIEND ZONE WITH HANK FROM WORK,
436
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,316
AND SHE SAYS IT'S JUST AWFUL.
437
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,448
- NO. JOAN?
438
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,653
- THIS IS BUSTY JOAN.
439
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,854
- BIG JOAN
IS IN THE FRIEND ZONE?
440
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,456
- I, FOR ONE, CANNOT BELIEVE
441
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,188
THAT JOAN AND HANK
ARE IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
442
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:20,894
- JOAN HAS GOT TO GET OUT OF
THE FRIEND ZONE WITH HANK.
443
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,597
- YOU KNOW, THE WORST THING
ABOUT THE FRIEND ZONE,
444
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,259
ONCE YOU'RE IN,
THERE'S NO GETTING OUT.
445
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,597
- OH.
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
446
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,332
- I WOULDN'T WISH IT
ON MY WORST ENEMY.
447
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,737
- THERE'S A NEW FRIEND ZONE APP
448
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,398
WHERE YOU CAN GO ON,
AND YOU FRIEND ZONE PEOPLE.
449
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:35,308
- I HOPE I DON'T END UP
IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
450
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,382
- ME? I BEEN IN THE FRIEND ZONE
MY WHOLE LIFE. I DON'T CARE.
451
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,910
- WHAT ABOUT THAT BJ I GAVE YOU
ON NEW YEAR'S EVE?
452
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,946
- OH, HO. THAT WAS MORE LIKE
THE FIZZLE ZONE.
453
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,632
- AGE. MM.
454
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:56,660
25?
HEH.
455
00:19:56,696 --> 00:20:00,496
LET'S SEE HERE.
NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.
456
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,773
OH.
457
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:05,671
OH.
458
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,635
OH, HELLO, MYSTERYMAN.
459
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:10,644
"IF YOU LIKE MAI TAIS
AND GETTING STUCK IN THE SNOW,
460
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:15,247
IF YOU LIKE GOING OUT TO DINNER,
THERE'S A PLACE WE CAN GO."
461
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,261
OH, MY GOD.
462
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,467
- [laughter]
- THIS IS SO MUCH FUN.
463
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,469
- I KNOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE DOING THIS.
464
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,671
- HAVE WE LOST OUR MINDS?
465
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,673
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE GOING TO A BACCHANAL.
466
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,406
- WE ARE A BUNCH OF
HORNY WHACKJOBS.
467
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,642
[laughter]
468
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:47,277
- HEY, YOU MUST BE
THE NEW RECRUITS.
469
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:50,654
- HI. YEAH. WE'RE DAN,
SHEILA, TERRY AND AL.
470
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,523
- WELL, HELLO.
471
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,363
WELL, LET'S SCREW.
472
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:59,359
[mellow jazz music]
473
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:02,362
[overlapping chatter]
474
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,698
- OH.
475
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,574
[sighs]
476
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,385
- CAROL.
- [gasps] DANIEL.
477
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,634
YOU'RE MYSTERYMAN57?
478
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:37,361
- YOU'RE CURLYBUSH3?
[chuckles]
479
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,467
THIS IS TOO FUNNY.
480
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,829
[both laugh]
481
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:46,068
I LOVE YOU, HONEY.
- I LOVE YOU.
482
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,505
A BACCHANAL.
483
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,480
- WE ARE CRAZY.
484
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:52,349
- [chuckles]
YOU'RE LIKE A LITTLE DOG.
485
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:53,879
- HEY, AFTER THE BACCHANAL,
THERE'S AN AFTER-BACCHANAL.
486
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,523
MY PLACE. THERE'S A HOT TUB.
- OH, STEWART.
487
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:57,779
- ROSA.
488
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,987
- BEAT MY CHEST, STEWART.
- ROSA.
489
00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,689
- [screams] OH, MY GOD,
I THINK I'M SEXTING.
490
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,722
- WHO ARE YOU
SEXTING WITH, CAROL?
491
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,387
- TERRY.
- TERRY?
492
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,461
- [laughs] IT WAS ME.
493
00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:14,832
- CHEESE.
- OH, NO.
494
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:17,467
- AL TOOK A SELFIE
OF HIS ASSHOLE.
495
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,374
all: AL!
496
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:22,406
- [chuckles]
NICE BACCHANAL.
497
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,542
- * HEY, EVERYBODY,
WE'RE HAVING SEX *
498
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:27,547
* IT'S THE BEST SUBJECT MATTER
FOR A HIT SONG *
499
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:30,520
* WE WERE JUST ROOMMATES,
BUT NOW WE'RE A COUPLE *
500
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,690
* ENGAGED IN A WEIRD BACCHANAL
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