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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:03,395 [laughter] 2 00:00:03,437 --> 00:00:05,137 - OH, MAN, THAT TOUCHDOWN WAS SOMETHING, HUH, 3 00:00:05,173 --> 00:00:07,183 BUT THE EXTRA POINT-- THAT WAS THE ICING ON THE CAKE. 4 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:08,638 - OH, BABY. - YOU SAID IT. 5 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:11,576 - OH, WELL, WELL, WELL. 6 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:14,422 YOU WERE CERTAINLY OUT LATE LAST NIGHT, HUH? 7 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,448 YOU KNOW, I'D ASK HOW YOUR DATE WITH BETH WENT, 8 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:18,554 BUT, UH, SEEING AS HOW YOU DIDN'T COME HOME, 9 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:20,346 I THINK I GOT A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. 10 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:23,058 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. THAT'S ENOUGH. THAT IS ENOUGH. 11 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:25,291 - ENOUGH? BROTHER, WE WANT SOME DETAILS. 12 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:27,826 - YEAH, COME ON. LAY IT ON US. - YEAH. 13 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,331 - COME ON, MAN. - FINE. YOU ANIMALS. 14 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,504 - WE ARE. 15 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,743 - OKAY, SO I TOOK HER OUT TO THIS FRENCH BISTRO-- 16 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:38,638 AU PIED DE COCHON. - VERY FANCY, MR. VALENTINE. 17 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:41,242 - YEAH, MR. VALENTINE. - GO ON, VALENTINE. 18 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:43,705 - WE WANT MORE DETAILS. - FINE. 19 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,214 SO WE GO BACK TO HER APARTMENT, 20 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:47,216 AND WE START MAKING OUT ON THE COUCH. 21 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:49,518 THEN SHE SLIPS HER SHIRT UP OVER HER HEAD, 22 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:52,390 POINTS AT ME, POINTS DOWN TO HER YOU KNOW, 23 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:55,160 AND WALKS SLOWLY BACKWARDS INTO HER BEDROOM. 24 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:57,559 - OH. NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE. 25 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,361 - YEAH. - MORE DETAILS. 26 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,603 - GIVE US THE DETAILS, PAL. - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 27 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:03,859 - LAY IT ON ME, BUDDY. - YEAH, MAN. 28 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,497 - ALL RIGHT, SO I GET ON TOP OF HER, 29 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:07,273 AND I INSERT MY ERECT PENIS, AND I START THRUSTING 30 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:09,541 BACK AND FORTH, BACK AND FORTH, 31 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:12,510 FASTER BACK AND FORTH AND THEN SLOWER BACK AND FORTH 32 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:14,680 AND THEN EJACULATION. 33 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,208 all: OH! 34 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:17,584 [cheering] 35 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:21,651 - WHOA. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. HEH-HEH. 36 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:25,652 COME ON, MAN. WE WANT SOME MORE DETAILS. 37 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,416 - YEAH. - OKAY. 38 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:28,485 SO THEN I'M LIKE... 39 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:31,462 [grunts and groans] 40 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,392 WAIT. LET... 41 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:36,357 [makes monkey noises] 42 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:41,342 [snorts] 43 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:43,399 [pants] 44 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:46,337 [squeals and grunts] 45 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:51,578 AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT. 46 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:54,222 - YEAH. - YEAH. YES. 47 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:56,378 [overlapping chatter] 48 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:57,787 - HOORAY. 49 00:01:57,818 --> 00:02:00,648 - YOU KNOW, THAT WAS A PRETTY STEAMY STORY, DUDE, 50 00:02:00,688 --> 00:02:03,288 BUT, UH, I THINK I CAN TOP IT. 51 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:04,494 - OH, REALLY? - YEAH. 52 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,885 SPIN THIS YARN FOR US, MR. ROMEO. 53 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:10,157 - UH, IT'S ROMERO. SO, ANYWAY, LAST NIGHT, 54 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:12,428 ME AND AMY WENT OUT FOR OUR THIRD DATE 55 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,596 IN AS MANY DAYS. 56 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,244 - UM, CAN WE CUT TO THE GOOD STUFF? 57 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:19,440 - OKAY. SO, I'M HAVING THIS ORGASM, RIGHT, 58 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:22,313 AND I'M LIKE [grunts] 59 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:25,313 OH, NO, NO, NO. WHEE. 60 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:27,716 OOH, WHEE. HAAH! 61 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:31,488 HAAH! OH, YOU'RE TAKING ALL MY SPERMS. 62 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:35,359 AAH. OH. HMM. 63 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:36,359 - YEAH! 64 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,260 - OH! - YEAH! 65 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:39,762 - WOW. - YOU ACTUALLY SAID THAT? 66 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:42,433 - I DID. - WHAT DID SHE SAY? 67 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:43,433 - SORRY. 68 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:44,974 [laughter] 69 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,698 - GOOD STORY, TIM. REALLY GOOD STORY. 70 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:48,504 MY NIGHT WAS KIND OF BORING. 71 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,396 I JUST STAYED INSIDE AND WATCHED A MOVIE. 72 00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:53,208 BUT IT WAS MY PARENTS' WEDDING ANNIVERSARY, 73 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:56,411 AND THEY GOT HOME PRETTY LATE, AND BOY, OH, BOY, 74 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:58,554 YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD THE TWO OF THEM GO AT IT 75 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,749 WHEN THEY GOT BACK. SO... 76 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:02,481 MY MOM IS LIKE, 77 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,346 [high-pitched voice] "OH, STEWART. 78 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:08,355 STEWART, GET AT MY CHEST, BOY." - WHOA, SLOW IT DOWN, HUH? 79 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:10,459 - I DON'T THINK SO, BROTHER. WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED. 80 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:13,361 AND MY DAD--MY DAD, HE COMES IN GOING, 81 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:16,764 "ROSA, ROSA, OH, BOY! 82 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:19,497 WOW. OH, ROSA!" 83 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,473 AND IT WENT ON LIKE THIS ALL NIGHT LONG. 84 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:24,613 YEAH. - YEAH. 85 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,638 all: DETAILS. DETAILS... 86 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:29,414 - TOO... MANY... DETAILS. 87 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:30,613 all: DETAILS! 88 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:32,514 [high-pitched squealing] 89 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:37,589 - OH. 90 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,718 - UM... 91 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,523 I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S-- 92 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:44,455 [rock music] 93 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:52,572 * 94 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,265 - * WON'T YOU COUNT ON ME? 95 00:03:57,305 --> 00:04:00,605 - LOVE. EVERYBODY'S SEARCHING FOR IT. 96 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:02,581 COMES PRETTY EASY TO ME, THOUGH. 97 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:05,450 I'M A REAL TALKER WITH THE PRETTY HONEYS. 98 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:10,419 BUT EVERYBODY NEEDS A WINGMAN, AND THAT'S WHY I GOT MY BOY VIC. 99 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,421 VIC'S MAJOR MOOLAH, BABY. 100 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:14,363 SO WE'VE BEEN HITTING THE SCENE TOGETHER 101 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:16,358 ALONG WITH A FEW OF OUR BOYS-- 102 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:19,730 VANNY, VON, VOOG, AND VERNY. 103 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,660 I MEAN, THESE GUYS ARE LEGAL TENDER 104 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:23,796 LOCKED UP IN A SAFE. 105 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:25,701 [laughs] 106 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:28,843 EVERYBODY FEELING GOOD, FEELING COOL, CONFIDENT? 107 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:31,509 [overlapping chatter] 108 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:33,969 - GOOD. WELL, I INVITED A FRIEND FROM HOME TO JOIN. IS THAT OKAY? 109 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:36,537 - HE'S NOT GONNA BE SOME MOPEY TYPE, IS HE? 110 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:37,807 NERVOUS AND BRINGING US DOWN, 111 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:40,745 AND RUINING OUR TIME WITH THE LADIES? 112 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,351 - NO. 113 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:44,623 - HEY, BUDDY. HEY, I'M LIKE YOU. 114 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:47,392 HEY, COME ON. 115 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:48,821 AW, SHE'S GREAT. 116 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:51,856 - DAMN, THIS GUY'S THE REAL MEDIUM OF EXCHANGE 117 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,732 WITH THE PEOPLE WITHOUT PENISES. 118 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:55,601 - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 119 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:59,369 [all yell and laugh] 120 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,970 - WE'RE HUNG UP ON OUR OLD SWEETHEARTS. 121 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,676 - RIGHT THIS WAY. HERE'S YOUR TABLE. 122 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,678 - OH. 123 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,450 [gasps] WOW. 124 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:13,649 - NOT BAD, EH, MADAM-OISELLE? 125 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:17,491 A NIGHT IN THE CITY AT THE HOTTEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN, 126 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:19,748 AND I HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DATE IN THE WORLD. 127 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:21,617 - A NIGHT TO OURSELVES. 128 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,415 WE HAVEN'T BEEN OUT LIKE THIS IN MONTHS AND MONTHS. 129 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:25,857 - UH, YEAH. A LITTLE BETTER THAN OUR TYPICAL ROUTINE 130 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,733 OF SOCCER PRACTICE, HOMEWORK, 131 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,861 AND EATING WHATEVER LEFTOVER SCRAPS OF MAC AND CHEESE 132 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,667 THE KIDS DON'T FINISH. [both laugh] 133 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:33,469 - HERE ARE YOUR MENUS. - OOH. 134 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,571 - OH, NOW WE'RE TALKING. LET'S TAKE A LOOK, SHALL WE? 135 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:37,513 HEY, SAME TIME. READY? 136 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:38,668 ONE, TWO, THREE. 137 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:40,036 both: OOH. 138 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,683 - [laughs] EVERYTHING LOOKS SO GOOD. 139 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,380 - YOU GUYS WANT TO START WITH SOMETHING TO DRINK? 140 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:45,582 - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M ACTUALLY IN THE MOOD FOR? 141 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:48,023 A GLASS OF WINE. - HONEY. 142 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:49,978 WELL, WELL, WELL, THEN WINE IT IS. 143 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,987 - OH, IT'S JUST I-- 144 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,519 OKAY, HOW ABOUT A CHARDONNAY FOR THIS OLD WINO? 145 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:55,785 I'M KIDDING. 146 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:56,993 - SOUNDS LIKE I'M GETTING LUCKY TONIGHT. 147 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,964 - DANIEL. 148 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:01,832 - PAL, WHY DON'T YOU BRING ME THE BIGGEST DAMN BEER YOU GOT? 149 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,632 OOH, HEY, QUESTION FOR YOU. 150 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:07,495 YOU EVER GET ANY CELEBS IN HERE? 151 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:08,665 - FROM TIME TO TIME. 152 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,402 - OOH, WHO? 153 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:12,738 - WELL, LAST WEEK, KENDRA TAYLOR WAS HERE. 154 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,943 - WHOA. - OOH. 155 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,675 - WHO'S KENDRA TAYLOR? - YEAH, WHO'S THAT? 156 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,580 - OH, SHE'S A POP STAR. 157 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:20,812 - YOU KNOW, I THINK I'VE HEARD OF HER. 158 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:22,518 - DANIEL. WHO BROUGHT THIS HIPSTER? 159 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:25,090 - WHAT CAN I SAY? I LIKE TO WATCH THE MORNING SHOWS. 160 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:27,588 - DANIEL JOSEPH PARKER. - WHAT I DO. 161 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:29,461 - I LEARN SOMETHING NEW ABOUT THIS ONE EVERY DAY. 162 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,560 - I GUESS IT NEVER ENDS WITH ME, DOES IT? 163 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,892 - SO, CHARDONNAY FOR THE LADY, A BIG BEER FOR THE GENTLEMAN. 164 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:36,057 - ACTUALLY, GARCON, 165 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:41,096 THE LADY AND I WILL BOTH BE HAVING THE SURF 'N' TURF. 166 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:44,104 - DANIEL, ARE YOU SURE? - AND AFTER ALL THAT FOOD... 167 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,107 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ROLL US OUT OF HERE. 168 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:49,879 - DANIEL. WE MUST BE THE WORST. ARE WE YOUR WORST CUSTOMERS? 169 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,710 - OH, YEAH. HEY, ARE WE A BIG OLD PAIN IN YOUR BUTT? 170 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,846 - NO, NO, NO. - SORRY. 171 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,522 - OOH, HEY, LOOK AT THESE NAPKINS. 172 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,650 A LITTLE BETTER THREAD COUNT THAN AT OUR HOUSE, HUH? 173 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:01,716 - BETTER THAN OUR BED SHEETS. - [laughs] YEAH. 174 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:07,725 [annoying laughter] 175 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,701 - SHUT UP! 176 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,100 SHUT UP! 177 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:15,071 STOP LAUGHING. YOU'RE LAUGHING AT NAPKINS. 178 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,902 NOBODY GIVES A SHIT IF YOU DON'T COME OUT 179 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,707 TO RESTAURANTS VERY MUCH. 180 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:23,739 JUST SHUT YOUR STUPID, SHITTY MOUTHS. 181 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,550 JACKASSES. 182 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,985 - I GUESS WE DON'T BELONG HERE. 183 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:36,721 - DANIEL, NO. - WE SHOULDN'T HAVE COME. 184 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:39,587 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A NICE CHANGE OF PACE 185 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,957 FROM OUR BORING ROUTINE. 186 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:44,055 - DANIEL, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 187 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:47,737 - I-I THINK OUR MARRIAGE HAS RUN ITS COURSE. 188 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,638 - [gasps] 189 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:56,935 [screams] 190 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:01,919 - * I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU 191 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:04,819 * DON'T REALLY WANT TO KNOW YOU * 192 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:11,024 - HEY, BUDDY. TRY HAVING A LITTLE FUN. 193 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:12,528 - I'M NO GOOD TALKING TO GIRLS. 194 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,290 - OH, REALLY? SHOCKER. 195 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,597 LOOK, LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE TIP. 196 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,830 BEST ADVICE I EVER GOT. 197 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:21,836 WOMEN LOVE EYE CONTACT. 198 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,969 - THAT'S IT, JUST EYE CONTACT? 199 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,044 - THEY THINK IT'S SEXY. I DON'T KNOW. 200 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,083 [clicks tongue] GIVE IT A TRY. 201 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,646 - HI. - HEY. 202 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:45,988 WHAT? 203 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:51,102 YOU'RE SO ANNOYING. 204 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:54,031 [R&B song plays in background] 205 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,097 KNOCK IT OFF. 206 00:08:56,136 --> 00:09:00,606 OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE SO FUNNY. [giggles] 207 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,681 SO WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 208 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,340 - I'M RON. 209 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:08,077 - MARA. NICE TO MEET YOU, RON. 210 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,875 I LIKE YOUR MIDDLE PART. 211 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,617 IT REALLY DOES SOMETHING FOR YOUR FACE. 212 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:12,722 - YEAH? - YEAH. 213 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:14,053 - WOW. 214 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:18,057 - * NOW I'M BACK IN A WORLD 215 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,731 * THAT GREETS ME WITH A S-- 216 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,201 - OH, WHOA. - WHAT HAPPENED? 217 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,130 - I'M SO SORRY. I JUST--FOR A SECOND, 218 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:29,035 YOU JUST LOOKED SO REPULSIVE. IT'S FINE, THOUGH. IT'S FINE. 219 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:32,039 IT'S FINE NOW. 220 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,142 - * GAVE ME SUNSHINE 221 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:38,775 * NOW I'M BACK IN A WORLD 222 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:42,052 * THAT GREETS ME WITH A SMILE 223 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:46,122 * AND WHAT MAKES IT ALL WORTHWHILE IS-- * 224 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:53,732 [laughter] 225 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,901 - OH, BOY. I TELL YOU, THIS HAS BEEN JUST TOO MUCH FUN. 226 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,829 [laughter] 227 00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:59,095 - TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 228 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,772 EVER SINCE CAROL AND I SPLIT UP, 229 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,841 I'VE BEEN HAVING KIND OF A HARD TIME, SO... 230 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,870 THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED. [laughs]. 231 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:06,805 AND I WANT TO REMEMBER IT. 232 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,410 HEY, SHEILA, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A PICTURE WITH MY CELL PHONE? 233 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,741 - OH, CELL-PHONE PICTURE. HERE WE GO. 234 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,748 - OH, BOY. - HOW DO I... 235 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,110 - OH, GOD. - OKAY. 236 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,077 - CHEESE. - PHOTOBOMB. 237 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,116 - AL, ARE YOU PHOTOBOMBING? 238 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:21,661 - AL, DID YOU PHOTOBOMB US? 239 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:25,759 - [chuckles] I PHOTOBOMBED. I JUST PHOTOBOMBED. 240 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:29,233 [laughter] 241 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,932 - WHAT'S A PHOTOBOMB? - DAN... 242 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,835 HE LEANED INTO OUR PICTURE. 243 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:35,898 [laughter] 244 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,736 - AL. 245 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,841 - I'M GUILTY. 246 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,843 - HEY, GUYS, CAN I PHOTOBOMB? 247 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:46,676 - DAN, NOW YOU WANT TO PHOTOBOMB? 248 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:47,754 - I WANT TO GIVE IT A TRY. 249 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:50,921 - TERRY, TAKE MY PHONE. DAN WANTS TO PHOTOBOMB. 250 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:51,921 - HE DOES? 251 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,322 DAN WANTS TO PHOTOBOMB. OKAY. 252 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:57,264 WILD MAN DAN WANTS TO PHOTOBOMB. ALL RIGHT. 253 00:10:57,290 --> 00:11:00,930 LET'S SEE HERE. ONE, TWO, THREE. 254 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,131 - PHOTOBOMB. 255 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,802 - YEP, WE GOT ONE. THIS IS SO FUNNY. 256 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,872 DAN, LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT DAN. 257 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,340 - OH, NO. 258 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,168 - OH, MY GOD, GREAT PHOTOBOMB, DAN. 259 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:13,243 SHEILA, YOU HAVE TO POST THAT. 260 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,783 - NO. 261 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,338 - I'VE GOT TO POST THAT PHOTOBOMB. 262 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:19,876 - NO, YOU CAN'T POST IT. - PHOTOBOMB. 263 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,313 - YOU CAN LINK IT TO ONLINE. 264 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,318 - IT'LL GO UP ON YOUR COMPUTER, DAN, WHEN YOU GET HOME. 265 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,290 LOOK IT UP. - OH, MY GOD, DAN... 266 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,758 SHEILA'S PHONE'S CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET. 267 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,956 - I THOUGHT I WAS LEAVING HAVANA, 268 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:39,765 THE CITY OF PASSION, FOREVER, BUT HOW COULD I LEAVE HER? 269 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,800 - [gasps] - I CAME BACK. 270 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,366 LEAVING BEHIND THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER CARED ABOUT 271 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,114 WOULD'VE BEEN THE BIGGEST DAMN MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, 272 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,110 BECAUSE I LOVE YOU... 273 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,312 MYRTLE. 274 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,014 - YOU'RE TOO LATE. 275 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,246 I'M SET TO MARRY IRWIN TOMORROW MORNING. 276 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,022 - BUT HE'S IN LOVE WITH RUTH. 277 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,220 - WHAT ABOUT BETHILDA? 278 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:02,122 MY TENNIS INSTRUCTOR, CECIL, SAW YOU WITH HER 279 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,855 AT ANGUS YAMAGUCHI'S SPRING SOCIAL. 280 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:09,062 - HE'S JUST SAYING THAT TO GET CLOSER TO CLORIS AND STEVE. 281 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,496 - STEVE? 282 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:14,530 - STEVE KLIMPTOOSH, GISELE'S BOSS. 283 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,097 - WHO? - GISELE TURDLEY. 284 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,867 - OH, RIGHT. OKAY. 285 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,136 [rustling] 286 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,813 - YOU HAVE TO GO NOW. MY PARENTS ARE HOME. 287 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,083 - HUMPHREY AND RHODA? 288 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,951 - MYRTLE, WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE? 289 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:29,149 - OH, JUST YOU. I THOUGHT IT WAS MOM AND DAD. 290 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,852 - HUMPHREY AND RHODA? - WHO ARE YOU? WHO'S HE? 291 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:34,785 - I'M MYRTLE'S BROTHER-- RAJVANI FLEISCH-MELTZER. 292 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,092 - YOUR BROTHER IS RAJVANI FLEISCH-MELTZER? 293 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,834 OH, RIGHT, I THINK I MET YOU ONCE 294 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,059 AT YOUR GIRLFRIEND FRANK'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 295 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,964 - AH, YES. I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO BE. 296 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,966 - OKAY. - YOU HAVE TO GO NOW, TOO. 297 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,972 [dramatic music] 298 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:57,905 * 299 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,283 - I'LL BE WITH YOU ALWAYS IN MY DEEPEST OF HEARTS. 300 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:07,146 FROM PHILBERT FLOYD MILKYDICK. 301 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:14,564 - MAJOR POP RECORDS HAS SIGNED POP SENSATION KENDRA TAYLOR 302 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,934 WITH PLANS FOR AN ALBUM RELEASE THIS SUMMER, 303 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,604 BUT INSIDE SOURCES SAY THAT THE LABEL'S GO-TO HITMAKERS 304 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,342 ARE CURRENTLY ON OTHER PROJECTS. 305 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,909 LEAVING MAJOR POP RECORDS WITHOUT A PRODUCER. 306 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,109 - WE'RE SCREWED. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEBODY. 307 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,952 COME ON, WHO DO WE GOT? - THEY'RE ALL ON OTHER PROJECTS. 308 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,279 LOOKS LIKE THE ONLY SONGWRITING TEAM WE'VE GOT AVAILABLE IS... 309 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,154 - WHO IS IT? COME ON. 310 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,193 - GOLDHOFF AND STEINSTEIN. 311 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,118 - EW. ALL RIGHT, WELL, SEND THEM IN. 312 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,856 - GREAT TO SEE YOU. GREAT TO SEE YOU. 313 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,592 BARRY GOLDHOFF. GREAT TO SEE YOU. 314 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,226 GREAT TO SEE YOU. - GREAT TO SEE YOU. 315 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,102 BARRY STEINSTEIN. - GREAT TO SEE YOU. 316 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,271 [keys clunk] 317 00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,069 - WELL? 318 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,171 - GOLDHOFF AND STEINSTEIN, WE NEED A TRACK, AND, UM... 319 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,643 WE'D LIKE TO HEAR WHAT YOU GOT. - A HIT SONG, YOU SAY? 320 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,371 - I THINK WE'VE GOT JUST THE THING, HUH? 321 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,538 - AHEM. - TWO, THREE, FOUR. 322 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,876 both; * HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK WHO IT IS * 323 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,953 * IT'S YOUR OLD PALS GOLDHOFF AND STEINSTEIN * 324 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,522 * YES, EVERYBODY, LOOK WHO IT IS * 325 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,350 * IT'S YOUR OLD PALS GOLDHOFF AND STEINSTEIN * 326 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:16,016 - * WE LIKE WRITING SONGS AND SINGIN' WHAT WE WROTE * 327 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:19,156 - * AND ONE OTHER THING both: * WE LIKE HAVING FUN 328 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:23,332 * YES, WE LIKE HAVING FUN 329 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,933 [keys clank] 330 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,625 - WELL? - HUH? 331 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,366 - THEY KNOW THEY WON'T BE THE ONES 332 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,441 SINGING ON THE RECORD, RIGHT? - OH, YEAH, YEAH, TOTALLY. 333 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,240 - RIGHT. - HEY, GUYS... 334 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,542 SINCE IT'LL BE KENDRA TAYLOR ON THE TRACK, 335 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,384 THE LYRICS HAVE TO BE SOMETHING...SEXY. 336 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,010 WE'RE LOOKING FOR A LOVE SONG. 337 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,976 - NOT A FAN OF THE LYRICS, EH? NOT A PROBLEM. 338 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:44,124 - I THINK WE'VE GOT PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM, HUH? 339 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,321 - UH-HUH. - TWO, TWO, TWO. 340 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,993 * HEY, THEY'RE GOLDHOFF - * HEY, THEY'RE STEINSTEIN 341 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,522 both: * WE'RE FRIENDS TO THE END, FRIENDS TO THE END * 342 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,628 * YES, IT'S TRUE, WE'RE FRIENDS TILL THE END * 343 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,131 - * WE'RE NOT JUST SONGWRITING PART-NERS * 344 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,704 - * WE'RE NOT JUST ROOM-MATES 345 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:05,042 both: * WE'RE ALSO A COUPLE OF FRIENDS * 346 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:08,012 - * WE MET AT USC WHERE WE WERE MUSIC MAJORS * 347 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,311 - * AND THAT'S WHERE WE BECAME 348 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,142 both: * MAJOR FRIENDS 349 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,048 - * AND NOW WE'RE GETTING OLDER * 350 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,680 both: * BUT WE DON'T MIND 351 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:17,324 * JUST A COUPLE OF BACHELORS WRITING SONGS * 352 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:21,550 * FOR YOUNG POP STARS 353 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,118 - HOW STRANGE WOULD IT BE IF A YOUNG POP STAR SANG THAT? 354 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,127 - IT'D BE PRETTY STRANGE. - RIGHT. 355 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,059 - I GUESS WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO SAY IS 356 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,195 WE WANT A SONG THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE 357 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:33,470 FOR A GIRL TO SING. 358 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,000 - WE CAN'T WRITE THAT. 359 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,166 - WHY NOT? - BECAUSE WE ALREADY DID. 360 00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,235 - [laughs] 361 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,272 [uneasy chuckle] 362 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:49,075 - * IT CAN BE HARD 363 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,246 - * BEING A GIRL 364 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:57,015 both: * NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME 365 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,287 * AND ALSO 366 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,556 * WE'RE JUST KIDDING, IT'S JUST US * 367 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,464 * IT'S YOUR OLD PALS GOLDHOFF AND STEINSTEIN * 368 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:07,167 - * USC ROOMMATES - * CURRENT ROOMMATES, TOO 369 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,770 - * ONE THING'S FOR SURE both: * WE'RE MIDDLE-AGED MEN 370 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:13,012 * ANOTHER THING'S FOR SURE, WE'RE HAVING A BLAST * 371 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,310 * HAVING A BLAST, HAVING A BLAST * 372 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,082 * YES, IT'S TRUE, WE'RE HAVING A BLAST * 373 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,581 * AND ONE OTHER THING 374 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:25,292 * SORRY WE PRETENDED WE WERE A GIRL * 375 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,018 [keys clank] 376 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:30,124 - WELL? 377 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:33,687 [pop music] 378 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,796 - * HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK WHO IT IS * 379 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:41,399 * IT'S YOUR OLD PALS GOLDHOFF AND STEINSTEIN * 380 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:45,114 * WE MADE A DEAL THAT IN 15 YEARS * 381 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:49,578 * IF WE'RE BOTH STILL SINGLE, WE'LL MARRY EACH OTHER * 382 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,149 - OH, RAJVANI, 383 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,745 I DON'T EVER WANT GO BACK TO STEVE KLIMPTOOSH AGAIN. 384 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,387 - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT STEVE KLIMPTOOSH 385 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,163 OR IRWIN MULK OR GARTH GRITH 386 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,133 OR ANY OF THE MEN FROM YOUR PAST. 387 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:11,231 NO, I DON'T WANT TO TALK AT ALL. 388 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:14,274 - MM. 389 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,771 [saxophone plays] 390 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,513 [end credit music] 391 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,169 [music stops] 392 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,808 - HEY, YOU TOOK ME OUT OF MY SHOT. 393 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:26,282 ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN. 394 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,283 [end credit music] 395 00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,075 WHAT THE-- WHOA. 396 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:33,617 JEEZ, I CAN'T SHOW THAT. WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE? 397 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,823 OKAY, LET'S--OH. OH, THIS MIGHT WORK. 398 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:40,286 IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY FUNNY. HEE-HEE-HEE. 399 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:41,627 [end credit music] 400 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,131 AH, PROBABLY NOT THE RIGHT TONE FOR THE SHOW. 401 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,834 - FUNNY 13, THOUGH. - OH, GREG. 402 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,496 - OH, YEAH, THESE TWO HORN JOBS AGAIN. NO, THANKS. 403 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:53,606 OKAY, WHAT AM I LOOKING AT HERE? OH, THAT'S ME. 404 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,380 SORRY, FOLKS. YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT. BYE-BYE. 405 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,809 ALL RIGHT, WHAT ELSE? 406 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,845 DALE, YOU GENIUS. 407 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,350 [end credit music] 408 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:04,653 [groans] 409 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,654 - WHOA. I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. 410 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,616 ALL RIGHT, I'M OUT OF HERE. I'M DONE. 411 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,685 THERE'S TOO MUCH SEXY STUFF GOING ON THERE. 412 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,833 I CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS SCENE TASTEFULLY. 413 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,459 I'LL DO IT AFTER LUNCH. - STILL ROLLING. 414 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:18,165 - HEY, DALE, CHECK YOUR SHOT. - OH, YEAH? WHY? 415 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,368 OH. 416 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,269 [saxophone plays] 417 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,541 CUT. OH, YOU GUYS. 418 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,639 - THIS IS THE BEST SHAWKOOTERY PLATE I'VE EVER HAD. 419 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,405 [laughter] 420 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,153 - SHAWKOOTERY PLATE. - OH, THIS IS TOO MUCH FUN. 421 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,820 THANKS, GUYS. BEEN PRETTY TOUGH SINCE DAN AND I SEPARATED, 422 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,618 BUT THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED. 423 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:41,850 YOU KNOW, I THINK I MIGHT BE READY TO START DATING AGAIN. 424 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,418 - OH, CAROL. - GOOD FOR YOU, CAROL. 425 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,256 - RIGHT ON. - GOOD FOR YOU. 426 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,532 - JUST BE CAREFUL. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN OUT THERE IN A WHILE. 427 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,300 YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP IN THE FRIEND ZONE WITH SOME HUNK. 428 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:53,300 - OH, NO, FRIEND ZONE. - WAIT. WHAT'S THE FRIEND ZONE? 429 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,833 - OH. - OH, THE FRIEND ZONE. 430 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,567 - FRIEND ZONE. - THE FRIEND ZONE... 431 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,413 IS WHEN YOU'VE HUNG OUT WITH SOMEONE ENOUGH TIMES 432 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,168 THAT THEY THINK YOU'RE JUST FRIENDS, 433 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,177 BUT YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO BE MORE THAN FRIENDS. 434 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,179 - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S TERRIBLE. 435 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,511 - MY FRIEND JOAN IS IN THE FRIEND ZONE WITH HANK FROM WORK, 436 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,316 AND SHE SAYS IT'S JUST AWFUL. 437 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,448 - NO. JOAN? 438 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,653 - THIS IS BUSTY JOAN. 439 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,854 - BIG JOAN IS IN THE FRIEND ZONE? 440 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,456 - I, FOR ONE, CANNOT BELIEVE 441 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,188 THAT JOAN AND HANK ARE IN THE FRIEND ZONE. 442 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:20,894 - JOAN HAS GOT TO GET OUT OF THE FRIEND ZONE WITH HANK. 443 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,597 - YOU KNOW, THE WORST THING ABOUT THE FRIEND ZONE, 444 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,259 ONCE YOU'RE IN, THERE'S NO GETTING OUT. 445 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,597 - OH. - I KNOW, I KNOW. 446 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,332 - I WOULDN'T WISH IT ON MY WORST ENEMY. 447 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,737 - THERE'S A NEW FRIEND ZONE APP 448 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,398 WHERE YOU CAN GO ON, AND YOU FRIEND ZONE PEOPLE. 449 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:35,308 - I HOPE I DON'T END UP IN THE FRIEND ZONE. 450 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,382 - ME? I BEEN IN THE FRIEND ZONE MY WHOLE LIFE. I DON'T CARE. 451 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,910 - WHAT ABOUT THAT BJ I GAVE YOU ON NEW YEAR'S EVE? 452 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,946 - OH, HO. THAT WAS MORE LIKE THE FIZZLE ZONE. 453 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,632 - AGE. MM. 454 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:56,660 25? HEH. 455 00:19:56,696 --> 00:20:00,496 LET'S SEE HERE. NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. 456 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,773 OH. 457 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:05,671 OH. 458 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,635 OH, HELLO, MYSTERYMAN. 459 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:10,644 "IF YOU LIKE MAI TAIS AND GETTING STUCK IN THE SNOW, 460 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:15,247 IF YOU LIKE GOING OUT TO DINNER, THERE'S A PLACE WE CAN GO." 461 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,261 OH, MY GOD. 462 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,467 - [laughter] - THIS IS SO MUCH FUN. 463 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,469 - I KNOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE DOING THIS. 464 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,671 - HAVE WE LOST OUR MINDS? 465 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,673 - I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GOING TO A BACCHANAL. 466 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,406 - WE ARE A BUNCH OF HORNY WHACKJOBS. 467 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,642 [laughter] 468 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:47,277 - HEY, YOU MUST BE THE NEW RECRUITS. 469 00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:50,654 - HI. YEAH. WE'RE DAN, SHEILA, TERRY AND AL. 470 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,523 - WELL, HELLO. 471 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,363 WELL, LET'S SCREW. 472 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:59,359 [mellow jazz music] 473 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:02,362 [overlapping chatter] 474 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,698 - OH. 475 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,574 [sighs] 476 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,385 - CAROL. - [gasps] DANIEL. 477 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,634 YOU'RE MYSTERYMAN57? 478 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:37,361 - YOU'RE CURLYBUSH3? [chuckles] 479 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,467 THIS IS TOO FUNNY. 480 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,829 [both laugh] 481 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:46,068 I LOVE YOU, HONEY. - I LOVE YOU. 482 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,505 A BACCHANAL. 483 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,480 - WE ARE CRAZY. 484 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:52,349 - [chuckles] YOU'RE LIKE A LITTLE DOG. 485 00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:53,879 - HEY, AFTER THE BACCHANAL, THERE'S AN AFTER-BACCHANAL. 486 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,523 MY PLACE. THERE'S A HOT TUB. - OH, STEWART. 487 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:57,779 - ROSA. 488 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,987 - BEAT MY CHEST, STEWART. - ROSA. 489 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,689 - [screams] OH, MY GOD, I THINK I'M SEXTING. 490 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,722 - WHO ARE YOU SEXTING WITH, CAROL? 491 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,387 - TERRY. - TERRY? 492 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,461 - [laughs] IT WAS ME. 493 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:14,832 - CHEESE. - OH, NO. 494 00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:17,467 - AL TOOK A SELFIE OF HIS ASSHOLE. 495 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,374 all: AL! 496 00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:22,406 - [chuckles] NICE BACCHANAL. 497 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,542 - * HEY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE HAVING SEX * 498 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:27,547 * IT'S THE BEST SUBJECT MATTER FOR A HIT SONG * 499 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:30,520 * WE WERE JUST ROOMMATES, BUT NOW WE'RE A COUPLE * 500 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,690 * ENGAGED IN A WEIRD BACCHANAL 35902

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