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OH, NO, THANKS. 10 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:25,334 THESE ARE MY GOOD CLOTHES. 11 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:27,656 DON'T WANT TO GET GRASS STAINS. 12 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:29,361 * TRAVEL ALL DAY-AY-AY 13 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:31,303 - [yelping] 14 00:00:31,399 --> 00:00:34,269 LOOKING A LITTLE BIT SPLASHY OVER THERE. 15 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:35,568 DRY CLEAN ONLY. 16 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:40,169 - * TRAVEL ALL DAY-AY-AY 17 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,314 * HEY OH, OH, OH * 18 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:43,410 * TRAVEL ON 19 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:46,081 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 20 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:47,480 YOU'RE GONNA WRINKLE MY PLEATS. 21 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:51,191 JESUS CHRIST, THESE CLOTHES ARE VERY EXPENSIVE. 22 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:52,285 HOLY SHIT! 23 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:56,216 * 24 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:01,332 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO ON WITHOUT ME. 25 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:04,199 I GOT SUEDE SHOES. 26 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:05,468 HAVE FUN ON THE SAILBOAT. 27 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,296 [chuckles] 28 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:10,541 I GOT MY SHIRT TUCKED IN JUST HOW I LIKE IT, SO... 29 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:15,237 [sighs] 30 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:21,382 - * AH, AH, AH, AH 31 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:22,582 - * CHANGE 32 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:25,353 * CHANGE YOUR LOVE 33 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:27,263 * TAKE A PLANE TO SMILE * 34 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:29,555 - * AH, AH, AH 35 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:33,527 - CLASS. STYLE. PRESTIGE. 36 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:36,157 PRICY-NESS. 37 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:38,604 HELLO. I'M LAURENCE EASTMAN. 38 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:41,299 MY NEW COLLECTION IS FABULOUS, 39 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:44,272 BUT REMEMBER, IT'S ALSO VERY EXPENSIVE. 40 00:01:44,372 --> 00:01:45,312 SO BE CAREFUL. 41 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:49,476 WEAR YOUR HAND-ME-DOWNS WHEN YOU GOOF AROUND. 42 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:50,637 OH, GOODNESS. 43 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,484 OH, SO MUCH-- [laughs] 44 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:53,610 OH, A LITTLE ROUGHHOUSE? 45 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:55,624 TIME TO TICKLE THE TUMMY. [laughs] 46 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,216 WEDGIE. 47 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:58,448 OH, STOP IT. 48 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,622 QUIT PULLING MY UNDERWEAR UP MY BOTTOM. 49 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:01,761 [laughs] 50 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:03,385 OH, GOODNESS. 51 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:06,361 [upbeat music] 52 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:13,400 * 53 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:17,270 [patriotic music] 54 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:18,371 - YOU KNOW, THE UNITED STATES 55 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:19,512 TRULY IS A MELTING POT 56 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:21,207 WHERE DIFFERENT CLASSES AND CULTURES 57 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:22,709 CAN MIX TOGETHER AS ONE. 58 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,750 IT'S WHAT MAKES THIS COUNTRY SO GREAT. 59 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:26,345 [music drops] 60 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:29,377 IT'S ALSO WHAT MAKES IT A LAUGH RIOT. 61 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:30,523 HI, FOLKS. 62 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:32,888 I'M POLITICAL CARTOONIST TOM PERDY. 63 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,656 ASIDE FROM GETTING AWAY WITH JOURNALISTIC MURDER, 64 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:38,826 I EXPOSE THE ABSOLUTE ABSURDITY OF OUR MODERN WORLD 65 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:42,656 THROUGH VERY SMART AND VERY FUNNY CARTOONS. 66 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:47,473 BASICALLY, I'M A COURT JESTER WITH A MASTER'S DEGREE. 67 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:48,538 [chuckles] 68 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:49,696 TODAY, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 69 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:51,343 A PEEK INSIDE THE PROCESS 70 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:53,639 AND SHOW YOU HOW MY TWISTED MIND WORKS. 71 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:55,711 WHY DON'T WE GET GOING? 72 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,649 THE FIRST STEP TO ANY POLITICAL CARTOON 73 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,675 IS FINDING INSPIRATION. 74 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,480 OH, THIS IS SO GREAT. 75 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:03,522 SO GREAT. 76 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:04,947 ONE OF MINE. 77 00:03:05,052 --> 00:03:06,722 YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS CARTOON? 78 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,190 YOU GET THE JOKE RIGHT AWAY, 79 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:10,519 AND IT GIVES YOU MORE TIME TO LAUGH. 80 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:14,504 AND YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH A LOT. 81 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:17,325 SMART PIECE. VERY FUNNY. 82 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:20,571 NOW THAT I'VE PERUSED THE NEWS FOR AN IDEA, 83 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:23,498 I'M READY TO DRAW. 84 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:25,344 [chuckles] 85 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:26,669 CLASS COMPETITION, RIGHT? 86 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:28,344 HYSTERICAL. 87 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:29,712 NOW, YOU'LL NOTICE THAT THIS CARTOON 88 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:30,980 HAS A FEW THINGS IN COMMON 89 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:32,578 WITH THE LAST PIECE I JUST SHOWED YOU 90 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,750 INSOMUCH THAT IT'S VERY SMART 91 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:36,618 AND ALSO VERY FUNNY. 92 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:37,647 NOW, YOU'RE PROBABLY SAYING, 93 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:38,891 "HEY, TOM, I AGREE. 94 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:41,716 THIS PIECE IS SO SMART AND SO FUNNY." 95 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,362 WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 96 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:46,487 "BUT, TOM, IS IT REALLY THAT POLITICAL?" 97 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:47,734 [chuckles] 98 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:51,598 LUCKILY, I CAN CHANGE THAT RIGHT NOW. 99 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:53,569 THIS ISN'T EVEN FAIR. [chuckles] 100 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,637 AM I GOING TOO FAR HERE? 101 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:56,796 WELL, GEE, I HOPE SO. 102 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,344 NO ONE IS SAFE. 103 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,469 AND THAT'S JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. 104 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:01,544 UH-OH. 105 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:04,582 [drumroll] 106 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:07,823 ABSOLUTELY SCATHING. 107 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,645 YES, I'M TAKING JABS AT BOTH SIDES OF THE CLASS SYSTEM, 108 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,951 AND NO, I'M NOT APOLOGIZING FOR IT. 109 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:15,493 THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD. 110 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:18,429 THOSE WHO GET MY SENSE OF HUMOR... 111 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:20,426 AND THOSE WHO LOVE IT. 112 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:22,328 THANKS FOR LETTING ME BORROW YOUR FUNNY BONE 113 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:23,600 FOR A FEW MINUTES, FOLKS. 114 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:25,827 AND YOU CAN CHECK OUT MY NEW ANTHOLOGY 115 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,473 IN BOOK STORES NOW. 116 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,469 I'M VERY SMART. 117 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:35,306 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT IS THIS BIG SECRET 118 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:36,609 YOU TWO JUST COULDN'T WAIT TO TELL US? 119 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:37,810 - YEAH? 120 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,651 - WELL, WE'RE HAVING A BABY. 121 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:40,807 - WHAT? - WOW. 122 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:41,854 - OH, MY GOD, CONGRATULATIONS. 123 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:42,849 - THAT IS HUGE NEWS. 124 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,420 - YEAH, WE SHOULD CELEBRATE. 125 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:46,948 - WAITER, ANOTHER ROUND FOR THE TABLE. 126 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:51,394 - WE HAVE A GREAT DOCTOR DOING THE ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION. 127 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,362 AND THE MOTHER IS A WONDERFUL GIRL. 128 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:54,701 I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU GUYS TO MEET HER. 129 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,895 - YEAH, YEP. - WE DECIDED TO USE MY SPERM. 130 00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:00,628 - HEY! - [coughing] 131 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:01,674 - ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH. 132 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:02,939 NO, I'M FINE. - [laughs] 133 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,436 - WENT DOWN THE WRONG PIPE THERE. 134 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:08,579 SO, I'M SORRY, YOU WERE SAYING YOU'RE USING YOUR SPERM? 135 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:11,406 - WE WANTED THE BABY TO HAVE BROWN HAIR LIKE MINE. 136 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:12,582 [chuckles] - YEAH. 137 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,720 - ANYWAY, THIS-- - YEAH, HEY, SO SORRY. 138 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,675 IF I CAN JUST INTERJECT. [chuckles] 139 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:20,694 DID YOU EVER CONSIDER USING EDMUND'S SPERM? 140 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:22,988 - WE CONSIDERED IT, YEAH, BUT... - YEAH, WE DID. 141 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:26,030 - LIKE I SAID, WE WANTED THE BABY TO HAVE BROWN HAIR. 142 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:27,696 WE'RE TRYING TO THINK OF NAMES RIGHT NOW. 143 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:28,995 IF IT'S A BOY-- 144 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:30,526 - I GOT TO STOP YOU RIGHT THERE, BILL. 145 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:31,971 I'M SO SORRY. HEY, GUYS. 146 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,765 WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER A LONG TIME, RIGHT? 147 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,597 SO DON'T TAKE OFFENSE TO THIS. 148 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:38,013 YOU WENT TO HARVARD, RIGHT? - NO, ACTUALLY, YALE. 149 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:39,735 - IVY LEAGUE. VERY PROUD OF YOU. 150 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,780 THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. 151 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:44,675 AND BILL. SWEET BILL. 152 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,778 YOU DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE, RIGHT? 153 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,450 - I WENT TO A SERIES OF SEMINARS 154 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:52,590 THAT TURNED OUT TO BE A TIME-SHARE PRESENTATION. 155 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:53,746 OOPS. 156 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:54,924 [laughter] 157 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,762 IT WAS INTERESTING STUFF THOUGH. 158 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:57,857 - SURE, I'M SURE. 159 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:01,028 GUYS, BILL'S DUMB. 160 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,728 - YES. 161 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:07,473 - ANYWAY, I NEED TO GO TO THE SPERM PLACE, 162 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:08,838 AND THEY'RE GONNA TAKE SEEDS OUT OF ME. 163 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:10,736 - YEAH, JUST ONE THING. 164 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,468 DID YOU GUYS EVER DISCUSS THE DIFFERENCE 165 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:13,743 IN PHYSIQUE BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU? 166 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,381 I MEAN, EDMUND, 167 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:16,806 YOU RAN A MARATHON LAST WEEK, DIDN'T YOU? 168 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:17,880 - TWO. - WOW. 169 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:19,708 - TWO MARATHONS! WOW! 170 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:20,683 - THAT'S MY MAN. 171 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:24,751 - NOW, BILL, HAVE YOU EVER RUN A MARATHON? 172 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:27,392 - WELL, YEAH. 173 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:30,918 WELL, I DIDN'T "RUN" IN A "MARATHON." 174 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,794 I "ATE" "SPICY CHICKEN WINGS." 175 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,634 IT WAS MORE OF A WING-A-THON. BUT I WON. 176 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,530 - AND YOU STILL DECIDED TO GO WITH YOUR SPERM. 177 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,873 - LIKE I SAID, WE WANTED THE BABY TO HAVE BROWN HAIR. 178 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:44,069 - THERE'S A SPIDER LIVING INSIDE BILL'S EAR. 179 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:46,911 - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 180 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,707 EDMUND IS A NEUROSURGEON. 181 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:51,849 AND BILL, YOU CAN BARELY GET THROUGH AN ISSUE 182 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,505 OF NINTENDO POWER! 183 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,854 DID YOU EVER DISCUSS THAT? 184 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:58,089 - WE TALKED ABOUT IT. 185 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:03,715 [haltingly] "YOSHI MET LUIGI"-- 186 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:06,833 [sighs] 187 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,797 EDMUND, IT SHOULD BE YOU. 188 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:11,526 I HAVE WEBBED FEET, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 189 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,702 - OH, BILL, STOP IT. 190 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:17,911 YOU HAVE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BROWN HAIR, HONEY. 191 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:20,665 MAYBE IT SHOULD BE YOU. 192 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:21,714 - YEAH. 193 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:23,109 ME THEN. 194 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:31,021 GOOD NIGHT. 195 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:34,758 [snoring] 196 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:37,685 [upbeat music] 197 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:38,891 * 198 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:13,591 [sweet music] 199 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:20,634 * 200 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:34,781 [upbeat pop music] 201 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:37,052 - [laughing] 202 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,590 * 203 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,646 - [rough voices] * HEY 204 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,764 * TRAVEL ON 205 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,056 * TRAVEL ALL DAY-AY-AY 206 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:46,858 - OH! [laughs] 207 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,760 - * HEY 208 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,762 * TRAVEL ON 209 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,774 * TRAVEL ALL DAY-AY-AY 210 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:54,997 - GET OVER HERE, YOU ASSHOLE. 211 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,902 [laughter] 212 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:58,674 - * TRAVEL ON 213 00:08:58,772 --> 00:08:59,742 * TRAVEL ALL DAY-AY-AY 214 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:00,910 - [groans] 215 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,078 [all chanting] DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! 216 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:05,175 [laughter] 217 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,024 - I'M DAN DINKLE. 218 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:11,786 YOU KNOW, MY NEW LINE OF HAND-ME-DOWN STYLE FASHIONS 219 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,785 ARE GREAT FOR SCREWING AROUND. 220 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,057 THEY'RE A GREAT THING TO WEAR IF YOU WANT TO FLIP AND FLOP 221 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:19,626 AND HAVE A GOOD TIME. 222 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,857 OR IF YOU WANT TO PLAY A QUICK GAME OF GRAB-ASS. 223 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,902 HEY, THEY'RE ONLY ABOUT $1 A POP, 224 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,067 GO JUST GET 'EM, YOU SHITHEADS. 225 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:38,908 - EVERYTHING'S ON THE GRILL. 226 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,952 [laughter] 227 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:42,818 - OH, HI, GANG. 228 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,246 LARRY HERE. [chuckling] 229 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:48,121 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE HAVING A ROCKING TIME. 230 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:51,121 MIND IF I JOIN IN? 231 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,225 [sweet music] 232 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:56,856 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 233 00:09:56,964 --> 00:10:00,004 GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, YOU DANDY DORK! 234 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,200 - MY WORD. 235 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,971 - BOYS, SIC HIM. 236 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:04,100 [all laughing crudely] 237 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,974 - MY WORD. - YOU SIC HIM GOOD! 238 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:08,043 - MY WORD. 239 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:11,311 [echoing] MY WORD! 240 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,250 [rock music] 241 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,793 * 242 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:25,260 - ROCK CITY SOUNDSCAPE BURST ONTO THE SCENE THREE YEARS AGO 243 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,128 WITH THEIR EPONYMOUS INDIE LABEL DEBUT. 244 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,057 * 245 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,762 THE LO-FI LP BLEW UP 246 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,404 AND LANDED THEM ON MAJOR POP RECORDS 247 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,169 WHERE THEY RELEASED THEIR SOPHOMORE EFFORT, 248 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,197 DANCING. 249 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,172 [pop music] 250 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,810 THE ALBUM WAS HEAVILY PROMOTED 251 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:41,776 AND LICENSED TO NATIONAL COMMERCIALS. 252 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,175 - * HEY 253 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,046 * TRAVEL ON 254 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:48,175 - BUT THEIR NEW POP SOUND WAS MET WITH SCORN FROM FANS. 255 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,751 - THEY SUCK. 256 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,250 [echoing] SELLOUTS! 257 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,921 AND WHEN SALES FALTERED, 258 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,120 THE BAND OPTED FOR A NEW DIRECTION. 259 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,392 [folk music] 260 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,330 TURNING THEIR BACKS ON THE POP MUSIC INDUSTRY, 261 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,026 THEY SPENT TEN MONTHS IN A CABIN 262 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,898 OUTSIDE OF EAU CLAIRE, WISCONSIN. 263 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:07,026 - YOU DON'T NEED A FANCY STUDIO TO MAKE AN ALBUM, YOU KNOW? 264 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:10,004 YOU DON'T NEED ELECTRICITY. YOU DON'T NEED RUNNING WATER. 265 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:13,043 YOU DON'T NEED TOILETS TO MAKE AN ALBUM. 266 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,010 YOU JUST NEED MUSIC. 267 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,078 - ENDURING SEVERE WEATHER AND ISOLATION, 268 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,977 THEY FINALLY EMERGED WITH WHAT THEY DESCRIBED 269 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,179 AS THEIR MOST PERSONAL WORK TO DATE: 270 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,421 AN UNTITLED TRIPLE ALBUM 271 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,986 RECORDED ENTIRELY ON ANALOG REEL-TO-REEL. 272 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:30,787 AND NOW THE WORLD'S PREMIERE OF THE ALBUM'S OPENING TRACK, 273 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,291 THE WOODS. 274 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,698 [peppy pop music] 275 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:37,827 all: HEY! - * OOH, OOH, OOH 276 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,171 * WE'RE IN THE WOODS 277 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,366 * HEY, HEY, HEY AND WE'RE HAVING FUN * 278 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,098 all: FUN! - * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 279 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,813 * HAVE YOU SEEN OUR CABIN? 280 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,935 * WE'VE LIVED HERE FOR TEN WHOLE MONTHS * 281 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,110 all: HEY! - * WOODS, WOODS 282 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,938 * WE'RE IN THE WOODS 283 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,353 * STICK AND ROCKS, YEAH WE GOT THE GOODS * 284 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:55,215 * THE OTHER DAY, I THOUGHT I SAW A PINECONE * 285 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,815 * IT TURNED OUT TO IN FACT BE A PINECONE * 286 00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,148 all: HEY! - * AND ONE TIME 287 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,722 * WE SWAM IN A RIVER 288 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,961 * I WORE MY TRUNKS AND MY T-SHIRT TOO * 289 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,216 all: FUN! - * WE PICKED NUTS 290 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,094 * AND FIGS AND BERRIES 291 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,263 * AND WE EVEN SAW A FERAL MAN * 292 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,361 all: WHOA! - * IT'S FUN OUT HERE 293 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,262 * BUT WE MISS THE CITY 294 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,374 * WE WISH WE COULD BE THERE RIGHT NOW * 295 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,066 all: YEAH! - * WOODS, WOODS 296 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,838 * WE DON'T LIKE OUR OUTHOUSE * 297 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,107 * WE'RE AFRAID A SPIDER WILL CLIMB UP OUR BUTTS * 298 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:26,146 * 299 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:32,247 * WOODS, WOODS, WE'RE IN THE WOODS * 300 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:35,292 * WE HOPE THIS SINGLE GETS A LOT OF DOWNLOADS * 301 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,858 * WOODS, WOODS, WE'RE IN THE WOODS * 302 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,288 * LET'S RECORD OUR NEXT ALBUM AT SIX FLAGS! * 303 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,903 all: YEAH! [horn honking] 304 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,995 - TAXI! 305 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,367 - HOP IN, BOYS. 306 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,137 - 911, WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY? 307 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:52,036 - I SAW A MAN, A WILD MAN. - [growling] 308 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,209 - HE'S GROWLING AT ME NOW. HE'S GROWLING AT ME. 309 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,307 - UNIT 591 RESPONDING. 310 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,279 OH, MY GOD. I SEE HIM. 311 00:12:58,378 --> 00:12:59,378 - [growling incoherently] 312 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,409 - HE'S RESISTING, RIGHT. 313 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:04,054 - OH, HERE WE GO. WE GOT HIM. 314 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,991 OH, SHIT, LOOK AT THEM TEETH. 315 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,856 - HELLO. YES, THIS IS DR. CROWELL. 316 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,885 - HI, THIS IS SHERIFF KEN BINGHAM. 317 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,430 I THINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO COME DOWN HERE. 318 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,325 - HE'S RIGHT IN HERE. 319 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:17,397 [primitive music] 320 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,367 * 321 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:23,396 - HELLO. I'M DR. CROWELL. 322 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:28,383 - HI. 323 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,405 HI, DOCTOR. 324 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,339 I'M MARK ANDRE. 325 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,884 YEAH, MARK ANDRE DI VECCHIO. 326 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,850 PUT 'ER THERE. [both chuckle] 327 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,348 - HIS LANGUAGE SKILLS ARE VERY IMPRESSIVE. 328 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,379 - YEAH. 329 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,454 - ARE YOU SURE HE'S NEVER HAD 330 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,051 ANY HUMAN INTERACTION? 331 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,253 - I AM POSITIVE. 332 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,994 - OH, LOOK HERE NOW. 333 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,061 [coffee machine beeps] 334 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,058 OH, MY. 335 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,189 MARK ANDRE, 336 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:50,134 DO YOU ENJOY COFFEE? 337 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,560 - HOT BROWN? 338 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,934 - YES, BEAN JUICE, HOT BROWN. YES, YEAH. 339 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:57,004 - YEAH, WE JUST CALL IT COFFEE AROUND HERE, MARK ANDRE. 340 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,044 - [wailing] 341 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,168 - OH! NO, NO. 342 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,072 OR HOT BROWN. HOT BROWN, OKAY. 343 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,014 TRY TO SEE THINGS FROM HIS POINT OF VIEW. 344 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,310 TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE UNIQUE WORLD 345 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:05,451 HE'S CREATED FOR HIMSELF. 346 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,005 - OH, OKAY, OKAY. 347 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,124 YEAH, HOT BROWN. ENJOY THE HOT BROWN. 348 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,046 THAT LOOKS LIKE GOOD HOT BROWN. 349 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,891 - MM, SPLENDID. - UGH. 350 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:16,186 - WHY DON'T I ENGAGE HIM IN PLAY, HUH? 351 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:21,455 - NICE SHIRT. 352 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,931 - OKAY. 353 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:26,030 MARK ANDRE, BALL. 354 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,373 BALL. 355 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,067 - YEAH, COOL, COME ON. LET ME SEE IT. 356 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,199 - [chuckles] - YEAH, THERE WE GO. 357 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,914 [whistles] - HE'S QUITE FAMILIAR. 358 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,976 - [whistling tunefully] 359 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,075 - HE'S EVEN WHISTLING THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS THEME. 360 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,347 - CAW, CAW, OOH, OOH. 361 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,405 - IT'S AN ENTIRELY UNIQUE 362 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:40,482 WOODS VERSION OF THE SONG, SEE? 363 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,980 - OH. 364 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,282 - HEY, FOUR-POINTER. 365 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,224 [laughter] 366 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,959 - THAT'S A THREE-POINTER, MARK ANDRE. 367 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,515 - [wailing] 368 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,092 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 369 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,961 FOUR-POINTER. FOUR-POINTER, MARK ANDRE. 370 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,490 - FOUR POINTS. 371 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,364 - HEH? - AH. 372 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,103 THIS IS THE REMOTE CONTROL FOR THE TELEVISION. 373 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,499 - YEAH. 374 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,401 - [wailing] 375 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,344 - YOU DON'T THINK IT'S 'CAUSE THEY'RE GAY, DO YOU? 376 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,179 - WE CAN'T ASSUME. IT COULD BE THEIR APPEARANCE. 377 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,336 - HMM. 378 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,113 - [wailing] 379 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,153 - SO HE'S RACIST? 380 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,347 - WELL... 381 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,948 [rap music] 382 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:20,020 - [laughing] 383 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,220 [wailing] 384 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,122 - SO HE'S HOMOPHOBIC AND RACIST? 385 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,494 - [wailing] 386 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,192 - JESUS, THESE CHANNELS ARE CRAZY. 387 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,304 ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE GOT TO GET HIM BACK INTO THE WILD. 388 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,356 - NO! HE'S A SCIENTIFIC ANOMALY. 389 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,104 - HE'S AN ASSHOLE. 390 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,170 - ASSHOLE OR NOT, I WILL INTEGRATE HIM INTO SOCIETY. 391 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,309 - THAT'S GONNA TAKE YEARS! - NO! 392 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,365 I HAVE A BETTER PLAN. 393 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,982 AND IT WON'T TAKE YEARS. 394 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,575 - CITIZENS OF TWIN OAKS, 395 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,306 THE NEW CITY ORDINANCES ARE AS FOLLOWS: 396 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:50,523 THREE-POINTERS WILL NOW BE WORTH FOUR POINTS. 397 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:54,117 AND COFFEE WILL NOW BE KNOWN AS HOT BROWN. 398 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,391 - YOU BASTARD! [audience jeering] 399 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,588 - PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. 400 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,129 - HEY. HEY, HEY. HEY, WHO DID THAT? 401 00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,525 - THEY ARE REALLY NOT GONNA LIKE THE STUFF 402 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,986 ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE AND GAYS. 403 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,571 - HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 404 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,110 ALL RIGHT. 405 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,335 JAMIE, SAM, JESSE, THE GUYS. 406 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:15,541 WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 407 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,282 - WE'RE JUST WATCHING TV. 408 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,007 - DO YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK? 409 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,282 - YEAH, I'LL JUST HAVE WHATEVER YOU GUYS ARE HAVING. 410 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,421 MAYBE A BEER? 411 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,545 - WE'RE DRINKING ICE TEA. 412 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,091 [ice rattles] 413 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,416 - WE MIGHT HAVE A BEER THOUGH. 414 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,990 - OKAY, YEAH. [laughs] 415 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,059 ALL RIGHT. RIGHT HERE. [clapping] 416 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,088 USE THE ARM. 417 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:35,232 YEAH, GIVE 'ER. 418 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,198 ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE WE WATCHING? 419 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,297 [grunts] 420 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,528 THE GAME? [laughs] 421 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,173 - WE'RE WATCHING ROMANCING THE STONE. 422 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:43,499 - NICE. 423 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,313 YOU KNOW, A LOT OF GIRLS DON'T LIKE SPORTS, 424 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,665 BUT I ACTUALLY LOVE THEM. 425 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,483 JUST THINK OF ME AS ONE OF THE GUYS. 426 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,075 - JENNIFER, LISTEN. 427 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,107 YOU HAVE TO STOP SAYING 428 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,051 YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS. 429 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,306 - OH, WHY? 430 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,084 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ACCEPT THAT A GIRL LIKE ME 431 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,323 CAN HANG WITH GUYS LIKE YOU AND FIT IN? 432 00:16:58,418 --> 00:16:59,418 'CAUSE YOU'RE SEXIST? 433 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,419 - NO. 434 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,190 BECAUSE WE'RE WOMEN. 435 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,219 - WHAT? 436 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,223 - WE'RE WOMEN. 437 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,334 LOOK. 438 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,326 [belt rattling] 439 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,598 [sweet music] 440 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,196 - WHAT IS THAT? 441 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,299 - WHY, IT'S MY VAGINA, OF COURSE. 442 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:21,341 * 443 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,082 - WE'RE WOMEN, AND THESE ARE OUR VAGINAS. 444 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:28,318 - I'M SORRY, I-- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GUYS. 445 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,375 - WE'RE NOT. 446 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,752 WE'RE WEIRD WOMEN. 447 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:34,091 - I GUESS I'LL NEVER BE ONE OF THE GUYS. 448 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,257 - NOPE. 449 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,615 [knocking, men chatting indistinctly] 450 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,233 - I'M GETTING THEM. 451 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,685 - OH, OUR SEVEN HUSBANDS ARE HERE. 452 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,463 - I'M HERE TO PICK UP OUR "WIFES." 453 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,662 - AH. - COMING. 454 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,233 - COMING. 455 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:51,542 * 456 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,368 [door clicks] - [sighs] 457 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,743 - I'M NEVER GONNA BE A "WIVE." 458 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,512 - LOOK, I LOVE HER, AND SHE LOVES ME. 459 00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,650 - WE WANT THAT ROMANTIC STONE, LIKE, NOW. 460 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,517 - AFTER THE HUMILIATION OF WHAT FANS CALLED 461 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,489 THE WORST ALBUM OF ALL TIME... 462 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,518 - * A LOT OF DOWNLOADS 463 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,092 - [echoing] SELL-OUTS! 464 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,021 - THEY DECIDED THEY HAD NOT GONE 465 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,325 FAR ENOUGH AWAY FROM THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, 466 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,227 SO THEY CHOSE TO RECORD THEIR NEXT LP 467 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:19,469 IN THE RURAL HILLS OF ANTARCTICA'S SOUTH POLE REGION. 468 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,666 AND NOW THE WORLD'S PREMIERE OF THEIR OPENING TRACK, 469 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,299 COLD. 470 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:30,384 [somber folk music] 471 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:33,277 * 472 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,310 all: YEAH! 473 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:41,324 * 474 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,485 - * COLD IN MY HEART 475 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:47,131 * COLD IN MY HEART 476 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,597 * NO COOL, CRUEL CLIMATE 477 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:53,396 * COULD EVER COMPETE WITH THE COLD * 478 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,500 - * COLD - * COLD 479 00:18:56,603 --> 00:19:02,683 - * COLD IN MY HEART 480 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:03,705 all: YEAH! 481 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:10,720 * 482 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,593 - * IT ALL WORKED OUT 483 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,486 * AS IT TURNS OUT 484 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,589 * BEING FAR AWAY 485 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,261 * IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT 486 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,631 * IN THE COLD 487 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:26,199 - * COLD - * COLD 488 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:32,209 - * COLD IN MY HEART 489 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,235 all: YEAH! 490 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,670 * 491 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,614 - "CASE STUDY. 492 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,179 "IT HAD BEEN OUR HYPOTHESIS 493 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:41,448 "THAT THERE WAS VIRTUE IN INTEGRATION... 494 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:47,386 "THAT SOCIETY WOULD FIND GREAT VALUE 495 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,787 "IN THE MIXING OF PEOPLE AND IDEAS. 496 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:57,633 "I FEAR THAT WAS A FOOL'S DREAM. 497 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,330 "IN REALITY, OUR STUDIES PROVED 498 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:03,243 "THAT A PERSON'S BEST CHANCE OF PROSPERITY 499 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,366 "WAS IN THEIR INTENDED ENVIRONMENT, 500 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:08,582 SURROUNDED BY LIKE-MINDED INDIVIDUALS." 501 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:12,745 - * COLD IN MY HEART 502 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,745 - "I FIND THE TRUE FALLACY 503 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:17,377 "IS TO BE FOUND IN SCIENCE ITSELF, 504 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:20,294 FOR IT MEDDLES WITH GOD'S PLAN." 505 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,628 [printer whirring] 506 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,672 all: YEAH! 507 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:46,308 - LATELY, I--I DON'T FEEL LIKE I FIT IN ANYWHERE. 508 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,523 - WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS? - OH, THEY'RE ALL FLAKES. 509 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:49,945 I NEVER SEE ANY OF THEM ANYMORE. 510 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:52,719 I DO MISS THAT WILD BUNCH OF HOOLIGANS. 511 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:53,749 - AH, WELL-- 512 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,623 - [laughing] 513 00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:57,793 - * DA BOYS, DA BOYS 514 00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,730 * DA BOYS, DA BOYS 515 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,456 - I'M LAURENCE EASTMAN. 516 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,601 THE BOYS HERE AND I ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER 517 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:06,326 FOR ONE LAST COLLECTION. 518 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:09,373 [hip-hop music] 519 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:15,409 * 520 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:16,538 AND WE'RE HUNTING 521 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:20,583 THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME OF ALL... 522 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,680 - * HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY 523 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,693 * HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY 524 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,786 [gunshots, dogs barking] 525 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,288 - [whistles] 526 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:50,607 - [panting, whimpering] 527 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:53,610 [primitive music] 528 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:58,523 * 529 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,588 - LEAFY COLLAR. SHORT SLEEVES. 530 00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:03,657 PERFECT PLEATS. 531 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:06,726 DID YOU MAKE THOSE YOURSELF? 532 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,356 - YEAH. YES. 533 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:12,402 - FIND ANYTHING, OLD BOY? 534 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,469 - [whimpering] 535 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:18,467 [gunshots, dogs barking] 536 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:19,741 - RUN! 537 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,869 [primitive music] 538 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:24,714 [dog snarling] 539 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:27,111 [gunshots] 540 00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:34,722 - ABSOLUTELY. 35414

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