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- LIVE FROM TELEVISION
STUDIOS IN THE SHOW BUSINESS
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CAPITAL OF THE WORLD,
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ALL YOUR FAVORITESARE BACK.
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A NEW WHISTLE FROM...
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YES, ALL YOURFAVORITES ARE BACK,
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WITH...
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FEATURING...
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ALL YOURFAVORITES ARE BACK.
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SUCH AS...
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A NATURE FILM FROM...
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PALLY ST. FRANCIS,
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THE CELEBRITY CHEF,
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CLOWN,
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BEVERLY CHALICE.
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- SEEMS KIND OF LIKE
A LOT OF ACTS.
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- YEAH, I FEEL LIKE
THIS SHOW IS OVERBOOKED.
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- IT'S GREAT.
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IT'S GONNA GO GREAT.
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- SO THE NAME
OF THE SHOW
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IS ALL YOURFAVORITES ARE BACK?
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- YEAH.
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IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
IT'S A BIG SHOW.
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- I JUST HOPE WE DON'T GET LOST
IN THE MIX.
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- YEAH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, JEFF.
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YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT.
BIG SHOW.
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- ANOTHER PRANK CALL TO...
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ATHENACIOUS ACAPOULOS.
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- [laughs]
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- CHASH BROWER.
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AND ME...
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- SOUNDS LIKE SHOWTIME.
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[laughter]
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- AND OTHERS, SUCH AS
ROD SCHNEIDERLANDER.
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- [sighs]
- LITTLE PETER.
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- FOLKS, YOU EVER
START TO THINK
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THAT MAYBE
THE DAY YOU'RE HAVIN'
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IS JUST GONNA END UP
BEING JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS?
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- UGH.
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- AND FINALLY, A STORY
THAT WILL WARM YOUR HEART.
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LOCAL KID JARED MACINTIRE
IS NORMAL IN EVERY WAY,
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EXCEPT ONE.
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HE'S AUTISTIC.
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AS THE STUDENT ASSISTANT
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FOR JOHNSON HIGH SCHOOL
BASKETBALL TEAM,
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HE CAME TO EVERY PRACTICE
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AND SUITED UP
FOR EVERY GAME
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BUT NEVER LEFT THE BENCH.
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- GET A TOWEL.
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- ALL THAT CHANGED, HOWEVER,
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IN THE FINAL MOMENTS
AGAINST RIVALS LIBERTY HIGH,
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WHEN COACH GRANGER
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SIGNALED JARED
TO GET IN THE GAME.
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- OH, JARED HAS A LOT
OF HEART, YOU KNOW?
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WE WERE DOWN BY A BUNCH
OF POINTS WITH, LIKE,
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THREE MINUTES LEFT,
SO I FIGURED,
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"WHAT THE HECK?
GIVE THE KID A SHOT."
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- WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
SHOCKED EVERYONE.
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ON HIS FIRST PLAY IN,
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JARED HIT A PERFECT
THREE-POINTER,
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AND THE CROWD WENT CRAZY.
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BUT JARED WASN'T DONE.
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IN THE NEXT TWO MINUTES,
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HE FOLLOWED THAT UP
WITH A SECOND THREE-POINTER...
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[cheers and applause]
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SUNK TWO FREE THROWS
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AND THEN MADE EIGHT MORE
THREE-POINTERS.
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[cheers and applause]
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[cheers and applause]
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HE EVEN ATTEMPTED
A SLAM DUNK,
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WHICH HE MADE...
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- WHAT THE HELL?
GOD DAMN IT.
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- LEADING HIS TEAM
TO A CRUSHING 37-POINT VICTORY.
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[buzzer sounds]
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[cheers and applause]
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- I JUST DID WHAT I THOUGHT
WAS RIGHT, YOU KNOW?
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THE KID DESERVED A CHANCE.
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I MEAN, FORGET HOW
THE GAME TURNED OUT.
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HE INSPIRED EVERYONE.
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- HE HAD AUTISM?
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WELL, HOW DO WE GET
SOME OF THAT FOR MY PLAYERS?
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HE CRUSHED US.
HE CRUSHED OUR SPIRITS.
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YOU LET THE KID
HAVE HIS MOMENT.
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NOW GET HIM--
GET HIM OUT.
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PUT HIM
IN THE LOCKER ROOM.
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LET HIM DO THE LAUNDRY
OR WHATEVER HE DOES.
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- YEAH, EVERYBODY
LOVES JARED.
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IT'S GREAT TO SEE HIM
MAKE THOSE SHOTS.
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"WHY DOESN'T HE PLAY MORE?"
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- JARED GRADUATES
THIS YEAR,
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AND A ROVING
COLLEGE RECRUITER
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WAS SHOWN TAPES
OF HIM AT WORK.
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WE ASKED ABOUT
THE SUPER KID'S CHANCES
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OF PLAYING COLLEGE BALL,
AND HE HAD THIS TO SAY.
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- WELL, JARED'S GOT A BIG HEART.
A TON OF HEART.
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AND HE HITS EVERY SINGLE
THREE-POINTER CLEAN.
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IT'S INSANE.
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BUT, UH, NO.
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NO.
HE CAN'T PLAY COLLEGE BALL.
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I MEAN,
BECAUSE OF THE AUTISM.
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HE COULDN'T HANDLE
THE COURSE LOAD.
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- BUT JARED
GETS STRAIGHT "A"s,
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AND HE'S IN
A.P. MATH AND SCIENCE.
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- WELL--
WELL, THERE YOU GO.
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- I DON'T KNOW, I--
JUST WHEN HE JOINED THE TEAM,
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I WAS TOLD
THAT HE WAS AUTISTIC,
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SO I GUESS
I THOUGHT THAT
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I SHOULDN'T--
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I JUST THOUGHT
HE WAS SPECIAL,
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SO I SHOULD
LET HIM PLAY LESS...
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OR MAYBE I SHOULD
LET HIM PLAY MORE.
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I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
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I'M A SUBSTITUTE, UM, COACH.
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- SO LET'S HEAR IT
FOR LOCAL 7'S KID OF THE WEEK,
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SUBSTITUTE COACH GRANGER.
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[all screaming]
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- ♪ HOLD ON, HOLD ON,
HOLD ON, HOLD ON ♪
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♪ WE'RE COMIN' TO BE
WITH YOU ♪
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♪ HOLD ON, HOLD ON,
HOLD ON, HOLD ON ♪
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♪ WE'VE GOT A LOT TO LOSE ♪
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♪ TAKE US AWAY
ON A MAGICAL TRIP ♪
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♪ WE'RE READY TO SING
AND PLAY ♪
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♪ TAKE US AWAY
ON A COLORFUL JOURNEY ♪
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♪ WE'VE BEEN WAITIN' AROUND
ALL DAY ♪
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♪ WE WANT TO START
A BRAND-NEW DAY ♪
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♪ AND THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU DID ♪
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♪ SOMETHING BIG IS HAPPENING ♪
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♪ WE'D LIKE TO BE INCLUDED ♪
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♪ LET'S GO AWAY
AND WE'LL NEVER COME BACK ♪
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♪ IT'S THE SCENE
THAT CAN'T BE BEAT ♪
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♪ SO ALL ABOARD
THE MAGIC TRAIN ♪
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♪ PLEASE SAVE US A SEAT ♪
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♪ HOLD ON, HOLD ON,
HOLD ON, HOLD ON ♪
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♪ WE'RE COMING TO BE
WITH YOU ♪
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♪ WE CAN'T KEEP UP,
DON'T START WITHOUT US ♪
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♪ WE WANT TO JOIN THE SHOW ♪
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♪ WE'RE ALL ALONE,
WHERE'D YOU GO? ♪
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♪ WE WISH YOU'D LEFT A NOTE ♪
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♪ OH, WELL, OH, WELL,
OH, WELL, OH, WELL ♪
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♪ WE JUST DON'T KNOW THE WAY ♪
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♪ OH, WELL, OH, WELL,
OH, WELL, OH, WELL ♪
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♪ TODAY WON'T BE THE DAY ♪
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- SINKY SAILOR.
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ZEEK THE ZOOKEEPER.
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- [laughs]
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- ZUZU AND ZOEY.
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- HEY, AT LEAST
THEY'RE ON THE "Z"s.
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MUST BE ALMOST DONE.
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- ZEUS ZENOBIA.
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- IT'S NOT ALPHABETICAL.
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YOU GOT A LITTLE
TOO MUCH PEPPER IN YOUR STEP.
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COME ON, CALM DOWN.
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IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
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- ANOTHER PERFORMANCE FROM...
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- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DENNY.
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DID YOU GET
EVERYTHING YOU WANTED?
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- SURE DID, MOM.
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- WELL, THERE'S
ONE MORE SURPRISE.
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NO BIRTHDAY WOULD BE COMPLETE
WITHOUT A VISIT FROM WOOSH!
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- WOOSH!
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[all clapping]
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♪ HELLO, I'M WOOSH ♪
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♪ AND I CAME DOWN FROM SPACE ♪
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♪ I TRAVELED FOR MILES ♪
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♪ TO PUT A SMILE
ON YOUR FACE ♪
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♪ YO, DENNY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪
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♪ YOU'RE COOL ♪
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♪ MY HOME IS MARS
AND THE TRIP IS LONG ♪
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♪ BUT IT'S WORTH IT
TO SING YOU ♪
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♪ THIS BIRTHDAY SONG ♪
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♪ YO, DENNY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪
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♪ YOU'RE COOL ♪
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- THAT WAS AWESOME.
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[all clapping]
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- BYE.
BYE, EVERYONE.
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- CAN'T YOU STAY
FOR A PIECE OF CAKE?
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- I-I WISH I COULD, DENNY,
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BUT THERE ARE A LOT
OF OTHER BIRTHDAYS
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I NEED TO GET TO.
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- OKAY, THANKS, WOOSH.
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BUH-BYE.
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- BYE.
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♪ BLURP-BLARP-BLEEP
AND A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪
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♪ YO, MARISSA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪
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♪ YOU'RE COOL ♪
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♪ NEVER TOO OLD
TO CELEBRATE IN SPACE ♪
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♪ YO, ANGUS,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪
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♪ YOU'RE COOL ♪
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♪ MY NAME'S WOOSH ♪
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♪ AND I'M HERE TO SAY ♪
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♪ YO, CHRIS ♪
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♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪
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♪ YOU'RE COOL ♪
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♪ MY NAME'S WOOSH
AND I'M HERE TO SAY ♪
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♪ YO, TONY--YO, JESS--
YO, DAN--YO, CARL-- ♪
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♪ YO, DEBBIE--YO, DANIELLE--
YO, NEIL--DYLAN--SHARINE-- ♪
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♪ ARMIN--ANDY--PARIS--
JORGE--JAMAL-- ♪
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♪ EDDIE--AARON--CHAZ--
AARON--PAT-- ♪
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♪ YO, ARLO,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪
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♪ YOU'RE COOL ♪
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♪ COOL--COOL--COOL--COOL--
COOL--COOL--COOL--COOL ♪
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♪ C-C-C-C-C-COOL ♪
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[sobbing]
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♪ HELLO, I'M WOOSH,
AND I LIVE HERE IN SPACE ♪
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♪ BUT I'M ALL ALONE,
TEARS STREAMIN' DOWN MY FACE ♪
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♪ HEY, WOOSH,
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY ♪
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♪ AND YOU'RE ALONE ♪
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♪ AGAIN ♪
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[crying]
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[garbled wailing]
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- IT'S A BIG SHOW.
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I GOT A LOT OF CLIENTS
ON IT.
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MOST OF THEM HAVE RIDERS
IN THEIR CONTRACTS.
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THAT'S THINGS
THAT THEY WANT BACKSTAGE
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WAITING FOR THEM.
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CHASH BROWER ASKED
FOR CANDIED SHRIMP.
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THAT WAS AN EASY GET.
WE'RE IN KOREATOWN.
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ALVIN LIGHTHEART
ASKED FOR...
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COLLAR DUST.
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THAT'S DUST THAT YOU PUT
ON YOUR COLLAR, YOU KNOW, TO--
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I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT DOES.
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YOU KNOW, INTERESTING FACT,
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RICHARD TRICK-CARD'S REAL NAME
IS RICHARD TRICKARD.
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THERE'S NO HYPHEN, SO...
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D'GALTER WALF WANTED, UM,
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- MASCULINE MOM.
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- NIBLETS.
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- DUCKY POWELL.
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- CORN NIBLETS.
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DOUG "ALOHA" MAKANA ASKED
FOR ASSORTED CONDOMS.
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UH, NOPE.
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M&Ms.
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PORKER LEVANCE WANTED
FINANCIAL COMPENSATION.
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- DISCO DAN.
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- PRETTY STANDARD STUFF,
I'D SAY.
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- THERE'S A SAYING,
"YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR."
237
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:15,714
BUT HERE AT MARTY'S,
238
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,409
WE ASK THAT YOU PAY
FOR WHAT YOU GET.
239
00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:21,112
I'M MARTY WALTERS,
AND MY FAMILY RESTAURANT
240
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,254
HAS BEEN AROUND
FOR GENERATIONS.
241
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,920
ONE THING HAS NEVER CHANGED:
242
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,718
GREAT MEALS AT A GREAT PRICE.
243
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,790
BUT YOU THE PRICE
TO GET THE MEAL.
244
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,790
TRY OUR NEW
BARBECUE PORK RIBS--
245
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,932
IT'LL COST YOU $12.99,
THOUGH--
246
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,357
OR OUR SAVORY
SURF AND TURF, BUT
247
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,402
ONLY IF YOU HAVE ABOUT
20 BUCKS ON YOU.
248
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:38,927
IF YOU ONLY HAVE $10,
249
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,332
YOU CAN'T HAVE
THE SURF AND TURF.
250
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,773
YOU'RE ONLY HALFWAY THERE.
251
00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:43,398
ENJOY YOUR MEAL, FOLKS?
- YEAH.
252
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,843
- AND DID YOU MANAGE
TO PAY FOR IT OKAY?
253
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,169
- UH, YEAH.
254
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:48,244
- FANTASTIC.
255
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,271
SO COME ON DOWN TO MARTY'S.
256
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,136
BE COGNIZANT OF SALES TAX
AND TIP.
257
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,954
- OFF ROUTE 3
IN LACONIA, NEW HAMPSHIRE.
258
00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:57,847
- MATTER REDUCTION
IS A DELICATE PROCESS.
259
00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:02,391
EVERY ANSWER SCIENCE PROVIDES
YIELDS NEW QUESTIONS.
260
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,159
WHAT DRIVES US?
261
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:04,957
COMPETITION?
262
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:08,428
AN ALPHA DESIRE
TO WAVE THE BIGGEST STICK?
263
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:09,958
- YOUR MACHINE BETTER WORK.
264
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,403
IT'S COST ME A FORTUNE.
265
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,158
- FEAR NOT, SIR BIRMINGHAM.
266
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,896
TONIGHT, WE MAKE HISTORY.
267
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,241
[laughs]
268
00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:22,036
- AH, SIR BIRMINGHAM.
269
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:26,882
I PRESENT TO YOU
THE WORLD'S FIRST SHRINK RAY.
270
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,150
- EXCELLENT.
271
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,178
THE FIRST TEST SUBJECT
WILL BE THIS--
272
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,353
- WILL BE ME.
273
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:35,322
THE FIRST TEST SUBJECT
WILL BE ME.
274
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,162
NOW, DON'T QUIVER WITH FEAR.
275
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:41,457
I HAVE COMPLETE FAITH
IN SCIENCE, AND THIS WILL WORK.
276
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:59,182
- DAMN IT!
IT DOESN'T WORK!
277
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,479
- WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
278
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,480
IT DID WORK.
279
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,482
IT SHRUNK MY DICK.
280
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,554
[laughing]
281
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:06,482
- WHAT?
282
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,816
- IT WORKS.
283
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,491
FASCINATING.
284
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,859
[laughing]
285
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,928
- IT'S BEEN SHRUNK
TO ALMOST NOTHING.
286
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:16,959
IT WORKS!
287
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:20,103
BIRMINGHAM, COME SEE
WHAT PROGRESS LOOKS LIKE.
288
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:25,971
- IT IS UNBELIEVABLY TINY.
289
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:26,972
- YES.
290
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,513
SO MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, EH?
291
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,368
- HOLD ON.
292
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,506
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT
JUST SCARED OR COLD?
293
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,342
- NO.
294
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,976
NO, I'M NOT JUST
SCARED OR COLD.
295
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:35,981
IT WORKS.
296
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,122
LOOK, WE'LL DO
THE FICUS PLANT.
297
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,878
LOGAN!
298
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,330
- DAMN IT ALL!
299
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,429
SEE? NOTHING.
300
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,360
- WAIT.
301
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,864
NOT NOTHING.
302
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,066
SOMETHING.
303
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:54,897
MY DICK!
304
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:57,071
IT'S BEEN SHRUNK!
305
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,270
- WHAT?
306
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,341
- AND MINE AS WELL.
307
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,210
- WAIT, WHAT?
308
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,868
- MY DICK,
IT'S BEEN SHRUNK.
309
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,536
- BUT YOU WEREN'T STANDING
ANYWHERE NEAR
310
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,944
THE TARGET AREA.
311
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,546
- YES, BUT LOOK
FOR YOURSELF.
312
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,547
[laughs]
313
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,348
GO AHEAD.
314
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:17,417
- IS THAT IT THERE?
315
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,324
- YES.
316
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,562
- HOLD ON, EVERYONE.
317
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:28,165
I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
318
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,298
YOUR DICKS WERE ALL SMALL
TO BEGIN WITH,
319
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:33,373
AND THIS IS ALL JUST
AN ELABORATE RUSE TO SWINDLE ME
320
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,543
OUT OF MY FUNDING MONEY.
321
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,372
- WHAT?
322
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,236
- NO, I ASSURE YOU,
323
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,314
I HAD A--A BIG DICK BEFORE.
324
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,582
ALMOST TOO BIG.
325
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,480
[laughs]
326
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,381
- I DON'T BUY IT!
327
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,882
YOU'RE ALL
SMALL-DICKED CRIMINALS,
328
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,284
AND I'LL SEE TO IT
THAT YOU NEVER WORK AGAIN!
329
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,586
[energy crackles]
330
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,587
- THERE, NOW YOUR DICK'S
SHRUNK TOO
331
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,659
AND YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE US.
332
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:54,528
- IT ISN'T SHRUNK AT ALL.
333
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,327
THIS SHRINK RAY
DOESN'T WORK.
334
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,599
MY DICK'S THE SAME SIZE
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN.
335
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,068
- OH, REALLY?
336
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,467
IT DIDN'T SHRINK YOUR DICK?
337
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,540
- LOOKS PRETTY SMALL TO ME.
338
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:06,908
WHAT DO YOU SAY, LOGAN?
339
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,607
- YEAH, IF THAT WAS
JUST A REGULAR DICK
340
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,608
THAT HADN'T BEEN HIT
BY A SHRINK RAY,
341
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,940
I'D SAY IT WAS
EMBARRASSINGLY SMALL.
342
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,606
- [laughs]
YES.
343
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,614
- UH...
344
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,176
IT WORKS!
345
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,084
- AH.
346
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,215
- IT WORKS!
347
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,590
- YAY!
348
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,488
- HEY!
349
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,619
- THE SHRINK RAY WORKS...
350
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,223
- YES IT DOES.
- AFTER ALL.
351
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,615
- HEY, GUYS,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
352
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,956
DOES THE SHRINK RAY WORK?
353
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:28,991
all: YES!
354
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,625
- GREAT.
CAN I SEE THE RESULTS?
355
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:31,500
all: NO!
356
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:32,658
- WHY?
'CAUSE I'M A WOMAN?
357
00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:34,096
all: YES!
358
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,600
- ARE YOU GUYS
JUST PRETENDING IT WORKS
359
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,502
'CAUSE YOU ALL
HAVE SMALL DICKS?
360
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,344
all: YES.
361
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,369
- GUYS, SIZE DOESN'T MATTER.
362
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:45,014
PERSONALITY
IS WAY MORE IMPOR--
363
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,076
CONGRATULATIONS.
364
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,445
YOU GUYS DID IT.
365
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,723
all: YAY.
[cork pops]
366
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:04,402
- MMM.
367
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,397
WHAT A NICE MEAL, HUH?
368
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,428
YOU GUYS READY TO GO?
369
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,673
- MM-HMM.
- YEP.
370
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,066
- HEY, FOLKS.
371
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,002
- HI.
372
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,436
- HOPE YOU ENJOYED
YOUR MEALS TODAY.
373
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,611
THE CASHIER'S RIGHT OVER THERE
BY THE FRONT DOOR.
374
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,679
YOU CAN PAY WITH
CASH, CHECK, DEBIT,
375
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,709
AND ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS.
376
00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:23,505
- OH, WE WERE GONNA
USE THIS GIFT CERTIFICATE
377
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:24,746
WE GOT FROM OUR NEIGHBORS.
378
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:27,421
- WHOA, A $50 GIFT CARD.
379
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,490
THIS IS WORTH $50
AT THE REGISTER.
380
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,290
- RIGHT.
381
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,021
- BUT THE PRICE OF THE FOOD
CAN'T EXCEED
382
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,756
THE VALUE OF
THE GIFT CERTIFICATE.
383
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,291
- OKAY.
384
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,326
- YOU CAN PAY THE DIFFERENCE
385
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,160
WITH CASH, CHECK, DEBIT,
OR CREDIT.
386
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,695
- OKAY, I'LL PUT THE REST
ON MY DEBIT CARD.
387
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,401
- FANTASTIC.
388
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,703
HEY, LITTLE FELLA.
389
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:48,414
ONE DAY, YOU'LL BE PAYING
FOR MEALS OF YOUR OWN.
390
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:51,708
HERE, HAVE A MINT.
391
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,081
THEY'RE FREE AT THE COUNTER.
392
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:56,279
I HAVE TO TRUST THAT PEOPLE
WILL ONLY TAKE ONE OR TWO.
393
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,782
BUT I WILL ADMIT,
IT BURNS ME SOMETIMES
394
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,685
WHEN I SEE SOME FATTY
TAKING A HANDFUL
395
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:04,057
FOR HIS TIGHT,
LITTLE POCKETS.
396
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,728
- DUFFER MCMULLIGAN.
397
00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:20,767
DOCTOR DORK.
398
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:22,444
PRIVATE LONGHAIR.
399
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,612
- ALL RIGHT.
IT'S A BIG SHOW, HUH?
400
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:25,581
[laughter]
401
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:26,738
- YOU GUYS GO ON
IN A MINUTE.
402
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,606
- THE ANGRY PROCTOLOGIST.
403
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,445
AND NOW,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
404
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,421
PLEASE WELCOME
OUR SPECIAL GUESTS,
405
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,551
THE BIRTHDAY BOYS,
406
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,216
FEATURING MIKE HANFORD,
407
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,755
TIM KALPAKIS,
408
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,630
JEFF DUTTON,
409
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:43,759
MIKE MITCHELL,
410
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,233
CHRIS VANARTSDALEN,
411
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,772
MATT KOWALICK,
412
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,767
DAVE FERGUSON,
413
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:53,099
MARK HAMPTON,
414
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,536
MICK FRANKLIN,
415
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,742
FRIP HANFORDALEN.
416
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:57,783
- WHAT THE HECK?
417
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,107
- WHEN'D WE GET SO MANY
GODDAMN GUYS IN OUR GROUP?
418
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,583
- MITCH KOWALMITCH,
419
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,722
TOM VANDALEMAN,
420
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,577
JAVE FERGFAKIS,
421
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,386
VRIM KALPAKZIPS,
422
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,818
JEFFERIM HANCHELL,
423
00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:12,793
CHIM CHALCHAPKIS.
424
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,699
DIRK JOHNSON,
425
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,129
DUTTS VAN DUTTS,
426
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,734
FERGUSONTON VAN MITCH,
427
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,566
MIKE HANFORDINI,
428
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,512
CHEECH KOWALKIS,
429
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:30,337
DAVETOPHER MICID JR.,
430
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:33,283
MIKE MIKE.
431
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,123
- WE'RE COMIN' RIGHT DOWN
TO THE WIRE ON THIS ONE.
432
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,820
WE'RE LOSIN' REVENUE
BY THE MINUTE, DAMN IT.
433
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,691
- OH, THE F.T.C.
IS GONNA BE ON OUR ASS.
434
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:44,760
- GOT TO LOCK IT IN NOW
435
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,717
OR WE'RE GONNA LOSE
OUR INTEREST RATES.
436
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,756
- NO, NO, NO!
GOD DAMN!
437
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,431
ANOTHER QUARTER IN THE RED.
438
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,830
WE NEED A MIRACLE.
439
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,231
GOT ANYTHING, MERTZ?
440
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,304
- I MIGHT.
441
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,571
I'VE BEEN LOOKING OVER
THE QUARTERLY EARNINGS GOAL,
442
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,170
AND IT'S PRETTY CLEAR
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
443
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:03,273
BUT THERE IS ONE SLIVER
OF GOOD NEWS.
444
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:06,336
THERE'S A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE
THAT THERE'S NO AFTERLIFE.
445
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:09,906
WHEN WE DIE, EACH OF US
WILL JUST CEASE TO EXIST.
446
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,246
WE'LL JUST STOP.
447
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,781
AND WE'LL NEVER SEE
OUR FRIENDS OR FAMILIES
448
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,846
OR LOVED ONES EVER AGAIN.
449
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,585
THEY'LL BE GONE, AND WE'LL
BE GONE IN A BLACK ABYSS.
450
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,861
WITH THAT IN MIND,
I'VE BEEN CRUNCHING THE NUMBERS
451
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,461
ON THE QUARTERLY
EARNINGS GOAL,
452
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,563
AND IT DOESN'T SEEM
LIKE THIS IS SOMETHING
453
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,795
WE SHOULD
BE WORRIED ABOUT.
454
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,871
- WELL, WELL, WELL.
NOT BAD AT ALL.
455
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,871
all: WHOO!
456
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,213
- [laughs]
457
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,608
YOU LIKE THAT?
458
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,580
[laughter]
459
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,550
- NO WORRIES.
460
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,848
TELL HIM IT'S NO BIGGIE,
OKAY?
461
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,279
TALK TO YOU LATER, BUD.
462
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:47,354
[laughing]
463
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,193
YEAH.
464
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,348
- SLAM DUNK. OH!
465
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,416
[all cheering]
466
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,424
- WHAT IN THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
467
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,456
YOU SONS OF BITCHES
MISSED THE DEADLINE.
468
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:57,331
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT THAT'LL MEAN
469
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,230
TO THE INVESTORS?
470
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,902
- UM, MERTZ?
471
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:05,741
- UH, WELL, WE JUST FIGURED
472
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:09,638
THAT THERE'S NO AFTERLIFE.
473
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,242
- WELL, ALL RIGHT.
474
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,384
[all cheering]
475
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,779
- I'LL GO TELL
THE INVESTORS.
476
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,752
[all cheering]
477
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,780
- YEAH!
478
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:19,915
- NO AFTERLIFE!
479
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,649
[party horn blows]
480
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:25,324
[all singing conga line song]
481
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:29,988
- AND SO THE RELIEVED
BUSINESSMEN WHILED AWAY
482
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,356
THE REST OF THEIR DAYS
483
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,264
FREE FROM THE WEIGHT
OF THEIR WORRIES.
484
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:36,726
EVENTUALLY, THEIR
CORPORATION WENT BANKRUPT,
485
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,896
AND WHEN THEY DIED,
486
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:41,744
THEY DID INDEED
CEASE TO EXIST.
487
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,911
[festive music]
488
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:52,981
♪ ♪
489
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:14,571
- ARTS VANPAKIS.
490
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:18,935
CHRISTON DAVE MATTS,
491
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,805
JACK FERGALICK.
492
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,953
- I MEAN, WITH ALL THESE GUYS
IN THIS GROUP,
493
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,619
IS ANYONE EVEN
GONNA NOTICE US?
494
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,847
WHAT'S THE POINT?
495
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,622
- YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE?
496
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,590
- YEAH, LET'S GO.
497
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:31,018
- HARRISON MITCHDALEN.
498
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:33,690
- AND SO THE BIRTHDAY BOYS
499
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,863
WENT ON TO GREAT FAME
AND FORTUNE.
500
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:37,963
WELL, NOT THESE ONES--
501
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,964
THE OTHER 82 GOOF ONES.
502
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,966
THE ORIGINAL SEVEN HERE
LEFT THE STUDIO
503
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,469
AND QUIT SHOW BUSINESS.
504
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,940
THEY EVENTUALLY DIED
AND CEASED TO EXIST.
505
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:51,610
MIKE HANFORD BECAME
A PILE OF ASHES.
506
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:54,481
DAVE FERGUSON
NO LONGER LIVES.
507
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:58,580
TIM KALPAKIS IS JUST BONES.
508
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:02,794
THE BELOVED MITCH KOWALMITCH
HAS TRAGICALLY PASSED.
509
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:06,719
CHIM CHALCHAPKIS
LIVES ON IN OUR MEMORY.
510
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:09,026
MARK HAMPTON
IS IN OUR HEARTS.
511
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:12,328
WHENEVER THE WIND BLOWS
THROUGH THE AUTUMN LEAVES,
512
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,472
HE IS WITH YOU.
513
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:15,767
AND ME...
514
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,738
I'M MORGMAN FREEMONT,
515
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:20,807
AND I'M DOIN' JUST FINE.
516
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,820
- ABSOLUTELY.
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