Original subtitles

- THEY CALL IT "CRAFT BEER" FOR A REASON.

I MEAN, WE'RE CRAFTSMEN.

WE WORK WITH OUR HANDS. WE TOUCH OUR INGREDIENTS.

WE TASTE OUR WORK.

I'M ARTHUR PINKUS, BREWMASTER

MY BROTHERS AND I FOUNDED 7 BROTHERS BREWERY.

- TIME TO DO IT? ALL RIGHT.

HERE WE GO. LET'S DO IT.

ONE, TWO, THREE.

WE'RE ARTISANS.

WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO ROLL UP OUR SLEEVES.

AND WHEN A NEW BATCH COMES OFF THE LINE,

I LIKE TO COME DOWN AND EXPERIENCE IT.

SMELL IT, TASTE IT.

AND IF MY HEAD HAPPENS TO DIP IN A VAT OR TWO,

I LIKE TO THINK THAT JUST ADDS TO THE WHOLE APPEAL.

- 7 BROTHERS ISN'T SOME CORPORATE BREWERY.

WE DON'T HAVE STRINGENT GUIDELINES,

OR OVERSEERS IN SUITS.

IN FACT, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE GUARDRAILS OR LIDS

ON SOME OF OUR LARGEST BREW KETTLES.

OH!

- WE HAVE A LOT OF ACCIDENTS.

- IF SOMEONE WERE TO FALL INTO A FERMENTING VESSEL

OR AN AGING KEG, IT JUST A REFLECTION

OF HOW CLOSE WE ARE TO THIS BEER.

- YEAH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ALL THAT SHIT,

BUT I SWIM IN THE BEER.

all: 98, 99, 100.

- ALL RIGHT.

- NICE.

- OH! OH!

- NICE!

- [laughs]

- OUR GRANDFATHER WAS THE FIRST BREWMASTER

IN THE U.S. TO FALL INTO A MASH KETTLE.

- [laughing] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

- CANNONBALL! - WHOO!

- HEY, HOW YOU--OH!

- I AM DRUNK. - YEAH.

FRANKLY, WE DON'T KNOW ANY OTHER WAY,

AND WE THINK YOU CAN TASTE THE DIFFERENCE.

[beer splashing]

- READY, GUYS?

[big band music]

♪ ♪

- 7 BROTHERS BREWERY.

COME ON IN, THE BEER'S FINE.

[up-tempo music]

♪ ♪

- HEY, FOLKS. IT'S ME, TIM.

WHEN I'M NOT WORKING, I LIKE TO RELAX AND UNWIND

BY PLAYING THE OCCASIONAL ROUND OF GOLF.

SO I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME HELPFUL TIPS.

DRIVING IS A KEY PART OF YOUR GOLF GAME.

WHEN TEEING OFF, REMEMBER TO KEEP THAT LEFT ARM STRAIGHT

AND REALLY TURN THOSE HIPS ON THE FOLLOW-THROUGH.

WATCH THIS.

GREAT.

SEE HOW I KEPT THAT LEFT ARM STRAIGHT

AND I REALLY TURNED THOSE HIPS ON THE FOLLOW-THROUGH?

LET'S TRY ANOTHER.

ANOTHER HOLE IN ONE.

I RECOMMEND 18 OF THOSE

FOR A GREAT SCORE ON THE DAY.

AH, THE FAIRWAY.

THE GRASSY AREA YOU HAVE TOALK PAST TO GET TO THE HOLE.

THE GREEN.

THIS IS WHERE YOU'VE GOT TO COME

IF YOU WANT TO GET YOUR BALL OUT OF THE HOLE.

THEY KEEP THE GRASS REAL SHORT HERE.

IT'S TRADITION.

- NOW, THE KEY TO FISHING IS A GOOD CAST AND REEL MOTION.

YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR ROD AND JUST PUT IT OUT THERE

BRING IT BACK, OKAY? [fish thuds]

NICE AND SMOOTH.

OUT...AND IN.

OUT...IN.

NICE AND SMOOTH.

IF YOU DROP ONE, CATCH ANOTHER.

[grunts]

WELL, THAT'S IFOR FISHING.

LET'S TOSS IT OVER TO OUR FRIEND MITCH.

- UH-HUH. MM-HMM.

PERFECT. NICE. [birds singing]

GOT YOU. OKAY.

PEEK-A-BOO.

OH, I SPOTTED YOU.

GOOD MORNING.

OH, HI, THERE.

UH-HUH. GREAT.

EXCELLENT. NOW, LET'S THROW IT OVER TO MIKE,

WHO'S GONNA TALK ABOUT ANOTHER POPULAR ACTIVITY,

ROLLER SKATING.

- [grunts]

WOW! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DO--

- YOU KNOW, LOTS OF PEOPLE STRUGGLE

WITH THE SAND TRAPS,

BUT I SAY DON'T WORRY ABOUT 'EM.

IF YOU MADE A HOLE IN ONE ON YOUR FIRST SHOT,

YOU CAN SKIP THE BUNKERS ALTOGETHER

AND HEAD STRAIGHT FOR THE NEXT HOLE.

BACK TO ROLLER SKATING.

- [grunting] WHOA!

WHOA, WHOA!

WHOA!

WHY AM I DOING THIS?

I'M SCREWED HERE! [crash]

I SAID I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SKATE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SKATE!

- WELL, THAT'S ALL FOR NOW.

I'M GONNA FINISH UP THIS ROUND,

AND THEN I'VE GOT TO GET MIKE TO THE GRAVEYARD.

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THESE HELPFUL TIPS.

- WELCOME BACK TO THE AMERICAN FILM ASSOCIATION'S

TOP TEEN COMEDIES OF ALL TIME.

WE'RE COUNTING DOWN OUR FAVORITE CLASSIC TEEN FLICKS,

AND WE'RE ALMOST AT NUMBER ONE.

BUT FIRST, LET'S RECAP.

HERE ARE THE TEEN FILMS

THAT "SPOOGED" THEIR WAY

INTO OUR HEARTS.

AT NUMBER FOUR, QUICK TIMES AT ROSEWOOD PREP.

"PORKING" IN AT NUMBER THREE, PIGGIES.

"CUMMING" IN AT NUMBER TWO,

AMERICAN PASTRY.

AND FINALLY, AT NUMBER ONE,

THE TEEN COMEDY THAT STARTED IT ALL,

FROM 1943, WILL YOU TAKE A WALK WITH ME.

IT WAS PRESTON TEEN'S FIRST WEEK OF COLLEGE,

AND HIS LIFE WAS ABOUT TO CHANGE FOREVER.

- WOW. UNIVERSITY.

- LOOK AT ALL THESE FINE, YOUNG WOMEN.

I MISS MOTHER.

- AND THINGS GOT EVEN WILDER

WHEN PRESTON MET HIS OUTRAGEOUS ROOMMATE.

- RAH! RAH! HERE WE GO!

CAME HERE TO WIN!

- OH, NO.

I'M ROOMMATES WITH STEFON STIFLEWEISS?

- GIVE ME AN "S," "T," "I"--

- HIS BOOKS, THEY AREN'T EVEN OPEN!

I'M DOOMED.

- YOU'VE NEVER GONE ON A WALK

WITH A GIRL BEFORE?

YOU'RE GOING ON A WALK WITH A GIRL

BEFORE THE SEMESTER'S OVER.

MARK MY WORDS, YOU CUBE.

SPEAKING OF WALKS,

I'M ABOUT TO GO ON TWO, AT THE SAME TIME.

[girls giggling]

- WHOA, LOOK AT HIM GO.

TWO GIRLS AT ONCE.

- YEAH, AND IT WAS A LONG WALK, WITH A BOW AT THE END.

- STEFON STIFLEWEISS, YOU NEFARIOUS RAPSCALLION.

- PARENTS ACROSS THE COUNTRY PROTESTED,

CITING THE FILM'S RUDE AND OUTLANDISH BEHAVIOR.

THE POPE HIMSELF THREW HIS HAT IN THE TRASH,

FILLING THE TRASH.

THE FILM'S WILD ANTICS

RUBBED OFF ON THE ACTORS AS WELL.

- HOLY SMOKES. IT'S AVA.

- HIYA, PRESTON.

YOU KNOW I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE SWELL.

- HELEN DUNTON, WHO PORTRAYED AVA PERRYSWORTH

IN THE FILM, REPORTEDLY WENT ON WALKS

WITH NUMEROUS MEMBERS OF THE CAST AND CREW.

SHE WAS EVEN ARRESTED FOR HOLDING HANDS WITH A BLACK MAN.

- OH, SORRY. - GAH!

[old-time music]

- ♪ I'M HAPPY AS CAN BE, TRA-LA-LA-LA-LEE ♪

♪ AS HAPPY AS A CHAPPY CAN BE ♪

- OH, NO.

- THE INSINUATION THAT A MAN COULD BE

PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED TO A WOMAN WAS SIMPLY TOO MUCH

FOR AUDIENCES OF THE TIME TO HANDLE.

- CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING?

- NOT YET. I'M ALMOST THERE.

- PRESTON SAID TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT.

- THEY'RE DOING IT!

THEY'RE TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL--

MARRIAGE.

- WHOA, THE ULTIMATE WALK.

- HOW 'BOUT YOU, HAROLD? YOU GET YOUR LEGS WET YET?

- NOPE, BUT I THINK TONIGHT MIGHT BE MY NIGHT.

- YOU'RE GOING ON A WALK WITH MY MOM?

- BYE.

- YOU SCOFFLAW!

WHOA! WHOA!

WHOA! WHOA!

[screaming]

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

- A SEQUEL WAS PLANNED

AFTER THE FILM BECAME A BIG BOX OFFICE SUCCESS,

BUT LATER THAT YEAR, THE ENTIRE CAST AND CREW

WAS DRAFTED INTO WORLD WAR II, AND THEY ALL DIED IN COMBAT.

- YOU KNOW, THERE'S MORE THINGS WE LOVE

ABOUT THE JOB THAN DON'T LOVE.

LIKE ALCOHOL.

- WHICH ONE IS THIS?

- THIS IS THE I.P...A.

- ARE THERE ANY DRAWBACKS? I DON'T KNOW.

SOMETIMES AFTER A LONG SHIFT OF BREWING AND SWIMMING,

MY VISION GETS A LITTLE BLURRY.

THE BREWERY SPINS.

BUT NO, NO REAL DRAWBACKS.

- MORNINGS ARE ROUGH, I GUESS.

I HAVE TO COME IN REALLY EARLY,

AND IF I'M NOT WORKING,

I GET ALL ANTSY AND JITTERY

AND SEE WEIRD VISIONS.

- THAT TASTE GOOD?

- I'M JUST NOT A MORNING PERSON.

- THERE ARE DRAWBACKS TO NOT BEING ON THE JOB,

LIKE I GET RESTLESS

AND MY HANDS LITERALLY SHAKE.

DOCTORS CALL IT DELIRIUM TREMENS,

BUT I THINK I JUST MISS WORK.

- I HAVE TERRIBLE LUCK WITH WALKING.

I'M VERY STUMBLY.

I OFTEN END UP IN THE WRONG PLACE ENTIRELY.

THE OTHER DAY I WAS WALKING TO THE LIBRARY,

AND I ENDED UP PASSED OUT IN A GUTTER

WITH A STRANGE WOMAN. WEIRD.

- ONE TIME, I WAS DRINKIN' A BUNCH OF BEER OUT OF THE VAT,

AND I ARTED TO FEEL A LITTLE BIT LOOPY.

- I PUKE QUITE A BIT.

- CHRONIC HEADACHES, CHRONIC MEMORY LOSS,

CHRONIC CIRRHOSIS-- OF THE LIVER, MOSTLY.

- THAT HAPPENS A LOT.

- I TRY NOT TO DWELL ON MY PROBLEMS.

I LEAVE 'EM AT WORK.

WHEN I'M HOME, I'M HOME.

ALONE. I'M DIVORCED. WE'RE ALL DIVORCED.

[romantic music]

- ONE ETERNAL CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN, AS YOU ORDERED, SIR.

- WHAT IS THIS?

- AN ETERNAL CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN?

- [chuckles] - AND YOUR DIPPIN'S.

- OH - THANK YOU.

- WHAT IS THAT IN THE DIPPIN'S THERE?

- LOOKS LIKE A-- OH, MY GOSH, ROD.

OH.

- TE, THIS IS FOR YOU.

- OH... WHAT IS THIS?

- WELL, OPEN IT UP AND READ IT.

I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LOVE .

- OKAY.

A GIFT CERTIFICATE.

- READ WHERE IT'S FROM.

- BED, BATH, AND BEYOND.

- AND IT'S ANY LOCATION. HMM?

- BUT THERE'S-- THERE'S NO RING.

- THERE'S NO RING. NO, IT'S--

IT'S A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO BED, BATH, AND BEYOND.

HERE. - YES.

I'M--I'M SORRY. I'M--I'M--I'M DISAPPOINTED.

I'M SORRY, ROD.

- WELL, GEE, LOOK AT THE VALUE, AT LEAST.

- $13,000!

- WORTH MORE THAN ANY DUMB OLD RING YOU COULD WANT, RIGHT?

- IT'S A LOT.

ROD, I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

- WELL, YOU'RE SPEECHLESS, AND THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.

- NO, I'M NOT SPEECHLESS.

I-I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE AN ENGAGEMENT RING.

- WHY? 'CAUSE IT WAS IN A RING BOX?

- YEAH. - OH, FUNNY STORY.

AND YOU'LL-- YOU'LL THINK THIS IS FUNNY.

I ACTUALLY HAD TO BUY A RING TO GET THAT BOX.

- WHAT? WHERE IS THE RING? - I GAVE IT TO LARRY.

HE'S PROPOSING TO GAYLE TONIGHT, COINCIDENTALLY.

NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S G,

OR IF HE'S BORROWING ONE, OR WHAT.

I TOLD-- - I DON'T CARE.

- WELL, HOLD ON, I TOLD HIM THAT HE CAN USE THIS RING BOX

IF HE WANTS TO DO IT TOMORROW, BUT HE WANTED TO DO IT TONIGHT--

- I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIS BOX SITUATION.

- IT WAS IMPORTANT TO HIM THAT IT WAS TONIGHT.

OKAY, BUT THE POINT IS, I WENT THROUGH THE HASSLE--

AND IT WAS A HASSLE--

TO GET THIS RING BOX TO SURPRISE YOU WITH.

- THANKS. - YOU'RE WELCOME.

- SO--SO MUCH. - MM-HMM.

- BUT WHY DID YOU GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE TO GIVE IT TO ME?

- KIND OF SEEMED APPROPRIATE.

I MEAN, IT'S SUCH A HUGE GIFT CERTIFICATE.

I ACTUALLY HAD TO PURCHASE IT THROUGH THE REGIONAL OFFICE.

- WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE PROPOSING.

- ALL RIGHT, I GET IT.

NO, I'M NOT PROPOSING,

BUT INSTEAD OF THINKING OF ME AS A BAD FIANCE,

WHY DON'T YOU THINK OF ME AS A GREAT BOYFRIEND?

OR A FANTASTIC PAL, OR A, I DON'T KNOW,

NOTABLE ACQUAINTANCE?

HE THEY REALLY GIVE YOU A LOT OF DIPPIN'S HERE.

THIS IS THREE BIG BOWLS. - YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK SO.

I'M GONNA GIVE THIS BACK TO YOU.

I CAN'T ACCEPT IT, AND I'M GONNA GO.

- W-WELL, WHERE? YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE BAND.

- WHAT BAND?

[trumpet blares]

WHY?

- FOR THE MOOD.

- THIS HAS BEEN THE BIGGEST BUMMER OF MY LIFE.

- BIGGEST BUMMER OF YOUR LIFE?

- EXCUSE ME. SORRY.

- WHAT ABOUT THE TIME YOU LOST YOUR LAPTOP IN CHICAGO?

- VERY SORRY, SIR. - I KNOW.

SHE DIDN'T EVEN READ THE BOTTOM OF THE RING BOX.

- DO YOU STILL WANT US TO PLAY?

- PLEASE.

[mariachi music]

all: HEY!

- WE GOT CHOCOLATE, IF ANYONE WANTS ANY.

I GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF CHOCOLATE

WITH A THE DIPPIN'S. COME ON.

- HMM.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE GREATEST GAME I EVER SAW.

IT FEATURED TWO FINE PLAYERS.

THE STEADY HAND, JAKE SLY,

AND LEGENDARY POOL SHARK LENNY EARL.

NOW, THESE TWO DIDN'T CARE TOO MUCH FOR EACH OTHER.

MADE QUICK WORK OF THAT TABLE TOO.

DIDN'T TAKE BUT FIVE MINUTES TO CLEAN THE FELT,

AND WHEN THEY WERE DONE, ONLY THAT OLD EIGHT

WAS LEFT SPINNING OUT IN THE CORNER.

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?

WELL... - SORRY, FRIEND.

- SEE FOR YOURSELF.

- I'M THINKIN' I MIGHT BE SINKIN'.

AH...

- [laughs]

- UGH. - LOOKS LIKE I'M BACK.

GOOD GAME.

[Warren Zevon's Werewolves of London]

- [laughs]

- YOU KNOW, I GET TO PUT THIS ANYWHERE I WANT?

OH! COME ON!

I HIT IT RIGHT-- DO-OVER?

- SAY GOOD NIGHT, MY FRIEND.

- I WANTED THAT ONE FOR YOU.

I WANT TO TRY IT FROM WAY BACK.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM. I'M TOO CLOSE.

- AH!

[pool cue clatters] - WHOA! WHOA!

WHOA, WAIT, HOLD ON. LET ME DO THAT OVER.

I WANTED TO HIT THE WHITE BALL FIRST.

- JUST HERE ON. - YEAH, GREAT.

IT'LL JUST BE THESE TWO POCKETS.

- ♪ AWOO ♪

♪ AWOO ♪

- I CAN SKIP MY TURN. YOU GO.

- [grunts]

- STRIKE ONE.

YES! YES!

[laughing]

- [whistles]

GETTING A LITTLE LONELY OVER HERE, BUDDY!

- OH, MY GOD, I'M AT THE WRONG TABLE?

- ♪ AWOO, WEREWOLVES OF LONDON ♪

- STRIKE THREE. [both laugh]

- ♪ AWOO ♪

♪ ♪

[pool ball clatters]

- YOU KIDDING ME?

- ! HO-- OH.

- WHAT'S GOIN' ON WITH THIS PLACE?

♪ ♪

- [scoffs] JEEZ.

♪ ♪

- GOLF CLUB?

♪ ♪

- MY TROUSERS ARE DOWN, AREN'T THEY?

- [laughs]

- WHY'D I CALL IT THE GREATEST GAME I'D EVER SEEN?

I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. SO SUE ME.

- HEY, FOLKS.

WHEN YOU'RE PLAYIN' POOL, AND THE ONLY BALL LEFT

IS THE EIGHT BALL, JUST SINK IT RIGHT AWAY.

[cha-ching]

- [sighs]

GREAT. [car horn honking]

- HEY, FOLKS. YOU FIND IT OKAY?

- YOU KNOW, WE ACTUALLY DROVE PAST A COUPLE TIMES.

WE WEREN'T SURE IT WAS THE RIGHT PLACE.

- OH, BECAUSE IT'S A GIANT DOGHOUSE

WITH A MINIATURE HOUSE IN THE BACKYARD?

[dog barking

- YEAH, EXACTLY. - SO WHAT HAPPENED?

DID YOU GUYS MIX 'EM UP?

- YEAH, WE MIXED 'EM UP.

- OH. WELL, I-- SHALL WE?

- TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SPACE.

- HEY, THE SPACE IS-- IS NICE.

- MM-HMM. I LIKE THE COLOR.

- OH, YEAH, IT'S MARINE GRAY. VERY POPULAR COLOR.

- I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE EXPOSED FLOOR.

- RIGHT, RIGHT.

WELL, IT'S A GIANT DOGHOUSE, REMEMBER.

- RIGHT, NO, YEAH, YOU SAID THAT.

WE KNOW, YEAH.

- ANY RUNNING WATER OR CENTRAL AIR?

- UM, NO.

NO PIPES OF ANY SORT IN HERE.

WOULD THIS BE FOR YOU OR FOR THE DOG?

- UH, THIS--THIS WOULD BE FOR US, YEAH.

- YEAH. IT WOULD NEED SOME WORK THOUGH.

- RIGHT, RIGHT. - SURE, BUT WHAT PLACE DOESN'T?

[laughs] - IT'S TRUE.

- WELL, HEY, WE COULD START BY PUTTING A DOOR THERE,

INSTEAD OF JUST A LARGE, ARCHING HOLE IN THE WALL.

BUT, HEY, LET'S KEEP IT GOING. LET'S KEEP GOING.

- ALL RIGHT, GREAT.

AND HERE'S THE HOUSE-- OR DOGHOUSE.

OR WHATEVER. - WOW.

- IT'S--IT'S GREAT.

I JUST WISH IT WASN'T SO SMALL.

- [sighs] YEAH, WELL,

IT FEELS A LOT BIGGER ON THE INSIDE.

- OH, WOW. IT IS BEAUTIFUL.

AW, I CAN SEE INTO THE KITCHEN FROM HERE.

- OH, YEAH, WE'VE GOT ALL NEW GRANITE COUNTERTOPS

ANA CENTER ISLAND INHERE. - IS THAT RIGHT?

- I LOVE THE GRANITE.

- IF YOU THINK THAT'S COOL, CHECK THIS OUT.

[machinery whirring] - NOW, WHAT IS THAT?

WHERE'S THAT COMING FROM?

- OH, MAYBE YOU CAN'T SEE IT.

IN THE BEDROOM, THE WALL OPENS UP, SHOWS THE TV.

- OH, VERY COOL. A BIG SCREEN?

- IT'S LIKE A 2-INCH SCREEN.

IT'S BIG FOR THE SPACE.

YOU KNOW, WE FINISHED THIS LITTLE GUY

AHEAD OF SCHEDULE AND UNDER BUDGET.

- OH, GOOD FOR YOU. - OH.

DO YOU THINK THAT MIGHT'VE BEEN BECAUSE OF THE MIX-UP?

- COULD'VE BEEN. AHH!

- IT'S A SHAME 'CAUSE IT'S PROBABLY TOO SMALL FOR US,

AND MAYBE EVEN OUR DOG.

- YEAH, I DON'T THINK SHE'D LIKE IT IN THERE.

- WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE WE'VE GOT

A LITTLE DOGGY DOOR RIGHT BACK HERE.

YEP.

MADE THAT MYSELF WITH AN X-ACTO KNIFE, AND--

WELL, GUESS THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN A RED FLAG.

[laughter]

- MAYBE. - YEAH.

- SO WHAT DO YOU FOLKS THINK?

FLEXIBLE IN THE PRICE.

- I MEAN, THE HOUSE IS BEAUTIFUL.

YOUR GUYS DO GREAT WORK, AND THE AREA IS WONDERFUL.

BUT IT'S ENTIRELY TOO SMALL FOR ANYONE TO LIVE IN.

AND--AND THE DOGHOUSE IS NORMAL HOUSE SIZE,

BUT IT'S LACKING A LOT OF THE THINGS WE'VE COME TO EXPECT

FROM HOUSES NOWADAYS.

- THANKS FOR TAKING A LOOK.

YOU GUYS DRIVE SAFE, NOW.

[sighs]

[brakes screech]

- I'LL GIVE YOU 300 FOR IT.

- THOUSAND?

- YEP. - DOLLARS?

- NO, NICKELS.

- I'LL TAKE IT.

- ALL RIGHT. [laughter]

- YAY.

[cha-ching]

- HEY, FOLKS.

WHEN YOU'RE BUILDING A HOUSE,

BE SURE NOT TO MAKE THE DOGHOUSE VERY LARGE

AND THE MAIN HOUSE VERY SMALL.

NOW BACK TO MIKE WITH MORE ROLLER SKATING.

- HI, EVERYONE.

HERE ARE A FEW BONUS TIPS TO ENSURE A SUCCESSFUL,

FUN-FILLED DAY ON YOUR SKATES.

LIKE ANY ATHLETIC ACTIVITY,

STRETCH BEFORE YOUR WORKOUT

AND DRINK PLENTY OF WATER.

- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

- IT'S IMPORTANT FOR A NOVICE SKATER TO STAY CALM

AND RELAXED OUT THERE.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, HAVE FUN!

[electric guitar flourish]

- WHOA. OW! [crash]

[heavenly tone plays]

WHOA. WHOA.

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

WOWIE! WHEE!

- CALL ME CRAZY, BUT I THINK A GOOD BEER

CAN BE AS SPECIAL AS A FINE WINE.

OR A FINE WOMAN, FOR THAT MATTER.

I'M A BIT OF AN AFICIONADO, SO...

- [laughs] [cell phone buzzing]

- WHERE IS THAT SOUND COMING FROM?

- I THINK IT'S COMING FROM YOUR BEER.

[cell phone buzzing]

- WHAT THE HECK?

[overlapping chatter]

- OH! I LOST MY PHONE.

- STOP, , STOP, STOP, STOP.

NAH, I'M KIDDIN'. KEEP MIXIN'.

[laughter]

- WHOO-HOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO!

WHOA, OH-- [crash]

OH, OH, OH, OH.

[groaning]

- OH, NO.

- [wailing]

- SOMEONE SHOULD GET OUT THERE AND CALL 911.

- [wailing]

- ABSOLUTELY.