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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,401 --> 00:00:04,501 - THEY CALL IT "CRAFT BEER" FOR A REASON. 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:05,435 I MEAN, WE'RE CRAFTSMEN. 3 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:08,039 WE WORK WITH OUR HANDS. WE TOUCH OUR INGREDIENTS. 4 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:10,082 WE TASTE OUR WORK. 5 00:00:10,077 --> 00:00:11,377 I'M ARTHUR PINKUS, BREWMASTER 6 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:14,579 MY BROTHERS AND I FOUNDED 7 BROTHERS BREWERY. 7 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:15,712 - TIME TO DO IT? ALL RIGHT. 8 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:17,046 HERE WE GO. LET'S DO IT. 9 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:18,551 ONE, TWO, THREE. 10 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:25,057 WE'RE ARTISANS. 11 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:26,659 WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO ROLL UP OUR SLEEVES. 12 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:28,190 AND WHEN A NEW BATCH COMES OFF THE LINE, 13 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:31,055 I LIKE TO COME DOWN AND EXPERIENCE IT. 14 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:34,325 SMELL IT, TASTE IT. 15 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:37,565 AND IF MY HEAD HAPPENS TO DIP IN A VAT OR TWO, 16 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:41,171 I LIKE TO THINK THAT JUST ADDS TO THE WHOLE APPEAL. 17 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:43,635 - 7 BROTHERS ISN'T SOME CORPORATE BREWERY. 18 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:45,614 WE DON'T HAVE STRINGENT GUIDELINES, 19 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:46,513 OR OVERSEERS IN SUITS. 20 00:00:46,514 --> 00:00:48,414 IN FACT, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE GUARDRAILS OR LIDS 21 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:50,816 ON SOME OF OUR LARGEST BREW KETTLES. 22 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:53,748 OH! 23 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:57,094 - WE HAVE A LOT OF ACCIDENTS. 24 00:00:57,091 --> 00:00:59,161 - IF SOMEONE WERE TO FALL INTO A FERMENTING VESSEL 25 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,690 OR AN AGING KEG, IT JUST A REFLECTION 26 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:02,834 OF HOW CLOSE WE ARE TO THIS BEER. 27 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,760 - YEAH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ALL THAT SHIT, 28 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:07,795 BUT I SWIM IN THE BEER. 29 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:13,513 all: 98, 99, 100. 30 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:14,637 - ALL RIGHT. 31 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:17,242 - NICE. 32 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,654 - OH! OH! 33 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:21,247 - NICE! 34 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:27,154 - [laughs] 35 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:29,124 - OUR GRANDFATHER WAS THE FIRST BREWMASTER 36 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:32,493 IN THE U.S. TO FALL INTO A MASH KETTLE. 37 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:34,793 - [laughing] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 38 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,603 - CANNONBALL! - WHOO! 39 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:43,841 - HEY, HOW YOU--OH! 40 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:45,698 - I AM DRUNK. - YEAH. 41 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:47,506 FRANKLY, WE DON'T KNOW ANY OTHER WAY, 42 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:51,238 AND WE THINK YOU CAN TASTE THE DIFFERENCE. 43 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:53,575 [beer splashing] 44 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:54,581 - READY, GUYS? 45 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:57,752 [big band music] 46 00:01:57,751 --> 00:02:05,821 ♪ ♪ 47 00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:08,559 - 7 BROTHERS BREWERY. 48 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:11,662 COME ON IN, THE BEER'S FINE. 49 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:16,636 [up-tempo music] 50 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:24,777 ♪ ♪ 51 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:37,762 - HEY, FOLKS. IT'S ME, TIM. 52 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:40,158 WHEN I'M NOT WORKING, I LIKE TO RELAX AND UNWIND 53 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:42,331 BY PLAYING THE OCCASIONAL ROUND OF GOLF. 54 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:45,399 SO I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME HELPFUL TIPS. 55 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:47,769 DRIVING IS A KEY PART OF YOUR GOLF GAME. 56 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:50,768 WHEN TEEING OFF, REMEMBER TO KEEP THAT LEFT ARM STRAIGHT 57 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:53,741 AND REALLY TURN THOSE HIPS ON THE FOLLOW-THROUGH. 58 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:56,241 WATCH THIS. 59 00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:02,778 GREAT. 60 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:04,323 SEE HOW I KEPT THAT LEFT ARM STRAIGHT 61 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:07,418 AND I REALLY TURNED THOSE HIPS ON THE FOLLOW-THROUGH? 62 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:09,321 LET'S TRY ANOTHER. 63 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:13,691 ANOTHER HOLE IN ONE. 64 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:14,764 I RECOMMEND 18 OF THOSE 65 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:17,532 FOR A GREAT SCORE ON THE DAY. 66 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:20,929 AH, THE FAIRWAY. 67 00:03:20,935 --> 00:03:24,735 THE GRASSY AREA YOU HAVE TOALK PAST TO GET TO THE HOLE. 68 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:27,970 THE GREEN. 69 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,205 THIS IS WHERE YOU'VE GOT TO COME 70 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:31,910 IF YOU WANT TO GET YOUR BALL OUT OF THE HOLE. 71 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,349 THEY KEEP THE GRASS REAL SHORT HERE. 72 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:38,519 IT'S TRADITION. 73 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:45,755 - NOW, THE KEY TO FISHING IS A GOOD CAST AND REEL MOTION. 74 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:49,459 YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR ROD AND JUST PUT IT OUT THERE 75 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,463 BRING IT BACK, OKAY? [fish thuds] 76 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:52,595 NICE AND SMOOTH. 77 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:56,670 OUT...AND IN. 78 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,870 OUT...IN. 79 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:01,272 NICE AND SMOOTH. 80 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:03,675 IF YOU DROP ONE, CATCH ANOTHER. 81 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:05,577 [grunts] 82 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,679 WELL, THAT'S IFOR FISHING. 83 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,410 LET'S TOSS IT OVER TO OUR FRIEND MITCH. 84 00:04:13,686 --> 00:04:15,946 - UH-HUH. MM-HMM. 85 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:19,686 PERFECT. NICE. [birds singing] 86 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:22,463 GOT YOU. OKAY. 87 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:23,863 PEEK-A-BOO. 88 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:25,704 OH, I SPOTTED YOU. 89 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:26,969 GOOD MORNING. 90 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,627 OH, HI, THERE. 91 00:04:28,636 --> 00:04:30,466 UH-HUH. GREAT. 92 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:31,971 EXCELLENT. NOW, LET'S THROW IT OVER TO MIKE, 93 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:34,642 WHO'S GONNA TALK ABOUT ANOTHER POPULAR ACTIVITY, 94 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,682 ROLLER SKATING. 95 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:41,847 - [grunts] 96 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:44,379 WOW! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DO-- 97 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:46,715 - YOU KNOW, LOTS OF PEOPLE STRUGGLE 98 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,050 WITH THE SAND TRAPS, 99 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:49,715 BUT I SAY DON'T WORRY ABOUT 'EM. 100 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,823 IF YOU MADE A HOLE IN ONE ON YOUR FIRST SHOT, 101 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,325 YOU CAN SKIP THE BUNKERS ALTOGETHER 102 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:55,657 AND HEAD STRAIGHT FOR THE NEXT HOLE. 103 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:58,333 BACK TO ROLLER SKATING. 104 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:01,702 - [grunting] WHOA! 105 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,672 WHOA, WHOA! 106 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:04,671 WHOA! 107 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:05,742 WHY AM I DOING THIS? 108 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:09,609 I'M SCREWED HERE! [crash] 109 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:13,550 I SAID I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SKATE. 110 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:16,577 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SKATE! 111 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:18,924 - WELL, THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. 112 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,419 I'M GONNA FINISH UP THIS ROUND, 113 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:22,391 AND THEN I'VE GOT TO GET MIKE TO THE GRAVEYARD. 114 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:25,319 HOPE YOU ENJOYED THESE HELPFUL TIPS. 115 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:34,771 - WELCOME BACK TO THE AMERICAN FILM ASSOCIATION'S 116 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,028 TOP TEEN COMEDIES OF ALL TIME. 117 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:39,636 WE'RE COUNTING DOWN OUR FAVORITE CLASSIC TEEN FLICKS, 118 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,710 AND WE'RE ALMOST AT NUMBER ONE. 119 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,609 BUT FIRST, LET'S RECAP. 120 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:44,780 HERE ARE THE TEEN FILMS 121 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:45,538 THAT "SPOOGED" THEIR WAY 122 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:47,506 INTO OUR HEARTS. 123 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:51,054 AT NUMBER FOUR, QUICK TIMES AT ROSEWOOD PREP. 124 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:54,591 "PORKING" IN AT NUMBER THREE, PIGGIES. 125 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:56,818 "CUMMING" IN AT NUMBER TWO, 126 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,464 AMERICAN PASTRY. 127 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:00,659 AND FINALLY, AT NUMBER ONE, 128 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,861 THE TEEN COMEDY THAT STARTED IT ALL, 129 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:06,573 FROM 1943, WILL YOU TAKE A WALK WITH ME. 130 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:10,767 IT WAS PRESTON TEEN'S FIRST WEEK OF COLLEGE, 131 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:14,611 AND HIS LIFE WAS ABOUT TO CHANGE FOREVER. 132 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,678 - WOW. UNIVERSITY. 133 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:18,777 - LOOK AT ALL THESE FINE, YOUNG WOMEN. 134 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:20,049 I MISS MOTHER. 135 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,747 - AND THINGS GOT EVEN WILDER 136 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:24,779 WHEN PRESTON MET HIS OUTRAGEOUS ROOMMATE. 137 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,815 - RAH! RAH! HERE WE GO! 138 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,550 CAME HERE TO WIN! 139 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:29,115 - OH, NO. 140 00:06:29,123 --> 00:06:32,793 I'M ROOMMATES WITH STEFON STIFLEWEISS? 141 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,693 - GIVE ME AN "S," "T," "I"-- 142 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:37,795 - HIS BOOKS, THEY AREN'T EVEN OPEN! 143 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:38,758 I'M DOOMED. 144 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:39,966 - YOU'VE NEVER GONE ON A WALK 145 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:41,097 WITH A GIRL BEFORE? 146 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,701 YOU'RE GOING ON A WALK WITH A GIRL 147 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:44,173 BEFORE THE SEMESTER'S OVER. 148 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:46,711 MARK MY WORDS, YOU CUBE. 149 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:47,637 SPEAKING OF WALKS, 150 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:52,681 I'M ABOUT TO GO ON TWO, AT THE SAME TIME. 151 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:53,709 [girls giggling] 152 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:55,454 - WHOA, LOOK AT HIM GO. 153 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:56,419 TWO GIRLS AT ONCE. 154 00:06:56,417 --> 00:07:00,447 - YEAH, AND IT WAS A LONG WALK, WITH A BOW AT THE END. 155 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:04,864 - STEFON STIFLEWEISS, YOU NEFARIOUS RAPSCALLION. 156 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:07,128 - PARENTS ACROSS THE COUNTRY PROTESTED, 157 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:10,657 CITING THE FILM'S RUDE AND OUTLANDISH BEHAVIOR. 158 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:14,004 THE POPE HIMSELF THREW HIS HAT IN THE TRASH, 159 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:16,001 FILLING THE TRASH. 160 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:17,843 THE FILM'S WILD ANTICS 161 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:19,838 RUBBED OFF ON THE ACTORS AS WELL. 162 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,010 - HOLY SMOKES. IT'S AVA. 163 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:23,069 - HIYA, PRESTON. 164 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,876 YOU KNOW I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE SWELL. 165 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:27,748 - HELEN DUNTON, WHO PORTRAYED AVA PERRYSWORTH 166 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:30,018 IN THE FILM, REPORTEDLY WENT ON WALKS 167 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:32,877 WITH NUMEROUS MEMBERS OF THE CAST AND CREW. 168 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:37,456 SHE WAS EVEN ARRESTED FOR HOLDING HANDS WITH A BLACK MAN. 169 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:40,834 - OH, SORRY. - GAH! 170 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:41,888 [old-time music] 171 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:44,995 - ♪ I'M HAPPY AS CAN BE, TRA-LA-LA-LA-LEE ♪ 172 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,768 ♪ AS HAPPY AS A CHAPPY CAN BE ♪ 173 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:47,697 - OH, NO. 174 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,501 - THE INSINUATION THAT A MAN COULD BE 175 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:52,903 PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED TO A WOMAN WAS SIMPLY TOO MUCH 176 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:55,566 FOR AUDIENCES OF THE TIME TO HANDLE. 177 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:56,776 - CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING? 178 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:58,207 - NOT YET. I'M ALMOST THERE. 179 00:07:58,212 --> 00:08:01,852 - PRESTON SAID TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT. 180 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,519 - THEY'RE DOING IT! 181 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:06,217 THEY'RE TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL-- 182 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:08,850 MARRIAGE. 183 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:10,056 - WHOA, THE ULTIMATE WALK. 184 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:12,917 - HOW 'BOUT YOU, HAROLD? YOU GET YOUR LEGS WET YET? 185 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:16,956 - NOPE, BUT I THINK TONIGHT MIGHT BE MY NIGHT. 186 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:20,074 - YOU'RE GOING ON A WALK WITH MY MOM? 187 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,627 - BYE. 188 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,895 - YOU SCOFFLAW! 189 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:25,044 WHOA! WHOA! 190 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,668 WHOA! WHOA! 191 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:27,913 [screaming] 192 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:32,878 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 193 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:33,950 - A SEQUEL WAS PLANNED 194 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:37,047 AFTER THE FILM BECAME A BIG BOX OFFICE SUCCESS, 195 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,220 BUT LATER THAT YEAR, THE ENTIRE CAST AND CREW 196 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:44,889 WAS DRAFTED INTO WORLD WAR II, AND THEY ALL DIED IN COMBAT. 197 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,631 - YOU KNOW, THERE'S MORE THINGS WE LOVE 198 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:56,704 ABOUT THE JOB THAN DON'T LOVE. 199 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:57,903 LIKE ALCOHOL. 200 00:08:57,905 --> 00:08:58,895 - WHICH ONE IS THIS? 201 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:02,706 - THIS IS THE I.P...A. 202 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,209 - ARE THERE ANY DRAWBACKS? I DON'T KNOW. 203 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:08,111 SOMETIMES AFTER A LONG SHIFT OF BREWING AND SWIMMING, 204 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,115 MY VISION GETS A LITTLE BLURRY. 205 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:11,977 THE BREWERY SPINS. 206 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,715 BUT NO, NO REAL DRAWBACKS. 207 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:15,851 - MORNINGS ARE ROUGH, I GUESS. 208 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:17,586 I HAVE TO COME IN REALLY EARLY, 209 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:18,561 AND IF I'M NOT WORKING, 210 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,859 I GET ALL ANTSY AND JITTERY 211 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:20,930 AND SEE WEIRD VISIONS. 212 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:22,088 - THAT TASTE GOOD? 213 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:23,255 - I'M JUST NOT A MORNING PERSON. 214 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:25,863 - THERE ARE DRAWBACKS TO NOT BEING ON THE JOB, 215 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,126 LIKE I GET RESTLESS 216 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:29,904 AND MY HANDS LITERALLY SHAKE. 217 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,903 DOCTORS CALL IT DELIRIUM TREMENS, 218 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,705 BUT I THINK I JUST MISS WORK. 219 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,667 - I HAVE TERRIBLE LUCK WITH WALKING. 220 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:36,976 I'M VERY STUMBLY. 221 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:39,007 I OFTEN END UP IN THE WRONG PLACE ENTIRELY. 222 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,652 THE OTHER DAY I WAS WALKING TO THE LIBRARY, 223 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:43,247 AND I ENDED UP PASSED OUT IN A GUTTER 224 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,780 WITH A STRANGE WOMAN. WEIRD. 225 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:48,886 - ONE TIME, I WAS DRINKIN' A BUNCH OF BEER OUT OF THE VAT, 226 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:51,989 AND I ARTED TO FEEL A LITTLE BIT LOOPY. 227 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,692 - I PUKE QUITE A BIT. 228 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,334 - CHRONIC HEADACHES, CHRONIC MEMORY LOSS, 229 00:09:55,329 --> 00:09:58,659 CHRONIC CIRRHOSIS-- OF THE LIVER, MOSTLY. 230 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:01,673 - THAT HAPPENS A LOT. 231 00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:02,898 - I TRY NOT TO DWELL ON MY PROBLEMS. 232 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:03,843 I LEAVE 'EM AT WORK. 233 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,237 WHEN I'M HOME, I'M HOME. 234 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:08,208 ALONE. I'M DIVORCED. WE'RE ALL DIVORCED. 235 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,777 [romantic music] 236 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,694 - ONE ETERNAL CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN, AS YOU ORDERED, SIR. 237 00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:21,917 - WHAT IS THIS? 238 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,362 - AN ETERNAL CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN? 239 00:10:23,357 --> 00:10:25,317 - [chuckles] - AND YOUR DIPPIN'S. 240 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,055 - OH - THANK YOU. 241 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,760 - WHAT IS THAT IN THE DIPPIN'S THERE? 242 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:33,803 - LOOKS LIKE A-- OH, MY GOSH, ROD. 243 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,666 OH. 244 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:41,812 - TE, THIS IS FOR YOU. 245 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:48,147 - OH... WHAT IS THIS? 246 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,048 - WELL, OPEN IT UP AND READ IT. 247 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,820 I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LOVE . 248 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,148 - OKAY. 249 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,424 A GIFT CERTIFICATE. 250 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:59,662 - READ WHERE IT'S FROM. 251 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:00,960 - BED, BATH, AND BEYOND. 252 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:04,431 - AND IT'S ANY LOCATION. HMM? 253 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:07,201 - BUT THERE'S-- THERE'S NO RING. 254 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,200 - THERE'S NO RING. NO, IT'S-- 255 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:13,372 IT'S A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO BED, BATH, AND BEYOND. 256 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,813 HERE. - YES. 257 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:18,378 I'M--I'M SORRY. I'M--I'M--I'M DISAPPOINTED. 258 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,708 I'M SORRY, ROD. 259 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:24,123 - WELL, GEE, LOOK AT THE VALUE, AT LEAST. 260 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:27,852 - $13,000! 261 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:31,394 - WORTH MORE THAN ANY DUMB OLD RING YOU COULD WANT, RIGHT? 262 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,431 - IT'S A LOT. 263 00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:36,428 ROD, I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 264 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:39,460 - WELL, YOU'RE SPEECHLESS, AND THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. 265 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,766 - NO, I'M NOT SPEECHLESS. 266 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:44,267 I-I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE AN ENGAGEMENT RING. 267 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,971 - WHY? 'CAUSE IT WAS IN A RING BOX? 268 00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,713 - YEAH. - OH, FUNNY STORY. 269 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:49,969 AND YOU'LL-- YOU'LL THINK THIS IS FUNNY. 270 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:53,006 I ACTUALLY HAD TO BUY A RING TO GET THAT BOX. 271 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,913 - WHAT? WHERE IS THE RING? - I GAVE IT TO LARRY. 272 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,416 HE'S PROPOSING TO GAYLE TONIGHT, COINCIDENTALLY. 273 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,148 NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S G, 274 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,423 OR IF HE'S BORROWING ONE, OR WHAT. 275 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:02,751 I TOLD-- - I DON'T CARE. 276 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,456 - WELL, HOLD ON, I TOLD HIM THAT HE CAN USE THIS RING BOX 277 00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:06,888 IF HE WANTS TO DO IT TOMORROW, BUT HE WANTED TO DO IT TONIGHT-- 278 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,063 - I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIS BOX SITUATION. 279 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,462 - IT WAS IMPORTANT TO HIM THAT IT WAS TONIGHT. 280 00:12:10,464 --> 00:12:13,004 OKAY, BUT THE POINT IS, I WENT THROUGH THE HASSLE-- 281 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,799 AND IT WAS A HASSLE-- 282 00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:17,471 TO GET THIS RING BOX TO SURPRISE YOU WITH. 283 00:12:17,471 --> 00:12:19,071 - THANKS. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 284 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,112 - SO--SO MUCH. - MM-HMM. 285 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:23,037 - BUT WHY DID YOU GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE TO GIVE IT TO ME? 286 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,183 - KIND OF SEEMED APPROPRIATE. 287 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,737 I MEAN, IT'S SUCH A HUGE GIFT CERTIFICATE. 288 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:28,246 I ACTUALLY HAD TO PURCHASE IT THROUGH THE REGIONAL OFFICE. 289 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,048 - WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE. 290 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,450 I THOUGHT YOU WERE PROPOSING. 291 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,451 - ALL RIGHT, I GET IT. 292 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,522 NO, I'M NOT PROPOSING, 293 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,450 BUT INSTEAD OF THINKING OF ME AS A BAD FIANCE, 294 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,256 WHY DON'T YOU THINK OF ME AS A GREAT BOYFRIEND? 295 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,789 OR A FANTASTIC PAL, OR A, I DON'T KNOW, 296 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:42,925 NOTABLE ACQUAINTANCE? 297 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,499 HE THEY REALLY GIVE YOU A LOT OF DIPPIN'S HERE. 298 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:47,198 THIS IS THREE BIG BOWLS. - YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK SO. 299 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,070 I'M GONNA GIVE THIS BACK TO YOU. 300 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,969 I CAN'T ACCEPT IT, AND I'M GONNA GO. 301 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:54,211 - W-WELL, WHERE? YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE BAND. 302 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,407 - WHAT BAND? 303 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:58,538 [trumpet blares] 304 00:12:58,545 --> 00:12:59,435 WHY? 305 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,846 - FOR THE MOOD. 306 00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:03,407 - THIS HAS BEEN THE BIGGEST BUMMER OF MY LIFE. 307 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,816 - BIGGEST BUMMER OF YOUR LIFE? 308 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:05,918 - EXCUSE ME. SORRY. 309 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,449 - WHAT ABOUT THE TIME YOU LOST YOUR LAPTOP IN CHICAGO? 310 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,815 - VERY SORRY, SIR. - I KNOW. 311 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:14,194 SHE DIDN'T EVEN READ THE BOTTOM OF THE RING BOX. 312 00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:16,827 - DO YOU STILL WANT US TO PLAY? 313 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:17,900 - PLEASE. 314 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:20,368 [mariachi music] 315 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,927 all: HEY! 316 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:39,882 - WE GOT CHOCOLATE, IF ANYONE WANTS ANY. 317 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,046 I GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF CHOCOLATE 318 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:44,164 WITH A THE DIPPIN'S. COME ON. 319 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,393 - HMM. 320 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:51,855 LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE GREATEST GAME I EVER SAW. 321 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,925 IT FEATURED TWO FINE PLAYERS. 322 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,134 THE STEADY HAND, JAKE SLY, 323 00:13:56,136 --> 00:14:01,006 AND LEGENDARY POOL SHARK LENNY EARL. 324 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:05,214 NOW, THESE TWO DIDN'T CARE TOO MUCH FOR EACH OTHER. 325 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:09,112 MADE QUICK WORK OF THAT TABLE TOO. 326 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,154 DIDN'T TAKE BUT FIVE MINUTES TO CLEAN THE FELT, 327 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,624 AND WHEN THEY WERE DONE, ONLY THAT OLD EIGHT 328 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:20,293 WAS LEFT SPINNING OUT IN THE CORNER. 329 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,563 WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? 330 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,361 WELL... - SORRY, FRIEND. 331 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,233 - SEE FOR YOURSELF. 332 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:29,372 - I'M THINKIN' I MIGHT BE SINKIN'. 333 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,239 AH... 334 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,869 - [laughs] 335 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:36,174 - UGH. - LOOKS LIKE I'M BACK. 336 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,576 GOOD GAME. 337 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:41,247 [Warren Zevon's Werewolves of London] 338 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:44,348 - [laughs] 339 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:48,291 - YOU KNOW, I GET TO PUT THIS ANYWHERE I WANT? 340 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,288 OH! COME ON! 341 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,320 I HIT IT RIGHT-- DO-OVER? 342 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:56,255 - SAY GOOD NIGHT, MY FRIEND. 343 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,603 - I WANTED THAT ONE FOR YOU. 344 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,197 I WANT TO TRY IT FROM WAY BACK. 345 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:02,599 THAT'S THE PROBLEM. I'M TOO CLOSE. 346 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,302 - AH! 347 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,004 [pool cue clatters] - WHOA! WHOA! 348 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,336 WHOA, WAIT, HOLD ON. LET ME DO THAT OVER. 349 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,941 I WANTED TO HIT THE WHITE BALL FIRST. 350 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,184 - JUST HERE ON. - YEAH, GREAT. 351 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:14,208 IT'LL JUST BE THESE TWO POCKETS. 352 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:19,084 - ♪ AWOO ♪ 353 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:19,615 ♪ AWOO ♪ 354 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,289 - I CAN SKIP MY TURN. YOU GO. 355 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,419 - [grunts] 356 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,323 - STRIKE ONE. 357 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,226 YES! YES! 358 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,458 [laughing] 359 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,562 - [whistles] 360 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:34,203 GETTING A LITTLE LONELY OVER HERE, BUDDY! 361 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,970 - OH, MY GOD, I'M AT THE WRONG TABLE? 362 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,340 - ♪ AWOO, WEREWOLVES OF LONDON ♪ 363 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:42,069 - STRIKE THREE. [both laugh] 364 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:45,305 - ♪ AWOO ♪ 365 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,182 ♪ ♪ 366 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,209 [pool ball clatters] 367 00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:49,314 - YOU KIDDING ME? 368 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,116 - ! HO-- OH. 369 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,447 - WHAT'S GOIN' ON WITH THIS PLACE? 370 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,293 ♪ ♪ 371 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,259 - [scoffs] JEEZ. 372 00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:02,388 ♪ ♪ 373 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,125 - GOLF CLUB? 374 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,071 ♪ ♪ 375 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,568 - MY TROUSERS ARE DOWN, AREN'T THEY? 376 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:11,670 - [laughs] 377 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:16,141 - WHY'D I CALL IT THE GREATEST GAME I'D EVER SEEN? 378 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:20,112 I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. SO SUE ME. 379 00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:27,421 - HEY, FOLKS. 380 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,290 WHEN YOU'RE PLAYIN' POOL, AND THE ONLY BALL LEFT 381 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:33,359 IS THE EIGHT BALL, JUST SINK IT RIGHT AWAY. 382 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,664 [cha-ching] 383 00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:48,114 - [sighs] 384 00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:57,078 GREAT. [car horn honking] 385 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,624 - HEY, FOLKS. YOU FIND IT OKAY? 386 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,190 - YOU KNOW, WE ACTUALLY DROVE PAST A COUPLE TIMES. 387 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,759 WE WEREN'T SURE IT WAS THE RIGHT PLACE. 388 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,458 - OH, BECAUSE IT'S A GIANT DOGHOUSE 389 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,059 WITH A MINIATURE HOUSE IN THE BACKYARD? 390 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,262 [dog barking 391 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,703 - YEAH, EXACTLY. - SO WHAT HAPPENED? 392 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,269 DID YOU GUYS MIX 'EM UP? 393 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,227 - YEAH, WE MIXED 'EM UP. 394 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:19,766 - OH. WELL, I-- SHALL WE? 395 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,080 - TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SPACE. 396 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,309 - HEY, THE SPACE IS-- IS NICE. 397 00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:29,484 - MM-HMM. I LIKE THE COLOR. 398 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:32,752 - OH, YEAH, IT'S MARINE GRAY. VERY POPULAR COLOR. 399 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,752 - I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE EXPOSED FLOOR. 400 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:36,715 - RIGHT, RIGHT. 401 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,293 WELL, IT'S A GIANT DOGHOUSE, REMEMBER. 402 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,091 - RIGHT, NO, YEAH, YOU SAID THAT. 403 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:40,633 WE KNOW, YEAH. 404 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,227 - ANY RUNNING WATER OR CENTRAL AIR? 405 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,729 - UM, NO. 406 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,472 NO PIPES OF ANY SORT IN HERE. 407 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,067 WOULD THIS BE FOR YOU OR FOR THE DOG? 408 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,300 - UH, THIS--THIS WOULD BE FOR US, YEAH. 409 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,636 - YEAH. IT WOULD NEED SOME WORK THOUGH. 410 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:58,212 - RIGHT, RIGHT. - SURE, BUT WHAT PLACE DOESN'T? 411 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,311 [laughs] - IT'S TRUE. 412 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,382 - WELL, HEY, WE COULD START BY PUTTING A DOOR THERE, 413 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,821 INSTEAD OF JUST A LARGE, ARCHING HOLE IN THE WALL. 414 00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:06,818 BUT, HEY, LET'S KEEP IT GOING. LET'S KEEP GOING. 415 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:08,550 - ALL RIGHT, GREAT. 416 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,255 AND HERE'S THE HOUSE-- OR DOGHOUSE. 417 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,787 OR WHATEVER. - WOW. 418 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:14,833 - IT'S--IT'S GREAT. 419 00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:17,328 I JUST WISH IT WASN'T SO SMALL. 420 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,430 - [sighs] YEAH, WELL, 421 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,601 IT FEELS A LOT BIGGER ON THE INSIDE. 422 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,841 - OH, WOW. IT IS BEAUTIFUL. 423 00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:27,268 AW, I CAN SEE INTO THE KITCHEN FROM HERE. 424 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,713 - OH, YEAH, WE'VE GOT ALL NEW GRANITE COUNTERTOPS 425 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,138 ANA CENTER ISLAND INHERE. - IS THAT RIGHT? 426 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,244 - I LOVE THE GRANITE. 427 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:35,605 - IF YOU THINK THAT'S COOL, CHECK THIS OUT. 428 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,615 [machinery whirring] - NOW, WHAT IS THAT? 429 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,417 WHERE'S THAT COMING FROM? 430 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,719 - OH, MAYBE YOU CAN'T SEE IT. 431 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,490 IN THE BEDROOM, THE WALL OPENS UP, SHOWS THE TV. 432 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,461 - OH, VERY COOL. A BIG SCREEN? 433 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,629 - IT'S LIKE A 2-INCH SCREEN. 434 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,658 IT'S BIG FOR THE SPACE. 435 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,203 YOU KNOW, WE FINISHED THIS LITTLE GUY 436 00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:53,558 AHEAD OF SCHEDULE AND UNDER BUDGET. 437 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,626 - OH, GOOD FOR YOU. - OH. 438 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,704 DO YOU THINK THAT MIGHT'VE BEEN BECAUSE OF THE MIX-UP? 439 00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,174 - COULD'VE BEEN. AHH! 440 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,573 - IT'S A SHAME 'CAUSE IT'S PROBABLY TOO SMALL FOR US, 441 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,235 AND MAYBE EVEN OUR DOG. 442 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,914 - YEAH, I DON'T THINK SHE'D LIKE IT IN THERE. 443 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,783 - WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE WE'VE GOT 444 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:13,321 A LITTLE DOGGY DOOR RIGHT BACK HERE. 445 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:13,919 YEP. 446 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,650 MADE THAT MYSELF WITH AN X-ACTO KNIFE, AND-- 447 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:20,786 WELL, GUESS THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN A RED FLAG. 448 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,733 [laughter] 449 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:26,729 - MAYBE. - YEAH. 450 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:27,933 - SO WHAT DO YOU FOLKS THINK? 451 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:28,834 FLEXIBLE IN THE PRICE. 452 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,195 - I MEAN, THE HOUSE IS BEAUTIFUL. 453 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,743 YOUR GUYS DO GREAT WORK, AND THE AREA IS WONDERFUL. 454 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:36,369 BUT IT'S ENTIRELY TOO SMALL FOR ANYONE TO LIVE IN. 455 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,676 AND--AND THE DOGHOUSE IS NORMAL HOUSE SIZE, 456 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,878 BUT IT'S LACKING A LOT OF THE THINGS WE'VE COME TO EXPECT 457 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,211 FROM HOUSES NOWADAYS. 458 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,676 - THANKS FOR TAKING A LOOK. 459 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,254 YOU GUYS DRIVE SAFE, NOW. 460 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,218 [sighs] 461 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,263 [brakes screech] 462 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:58,201 - I'LL GIVE YOU 300 FOR IT. 463 00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,228 - THOUSAND? 464 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,202 - YEP. - DOLLARS? 465 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,471 - NO, NICKELS. 466 00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,238 - I'LL TAKE IT. 467 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,197 - ALL RIGHT. [laughter] 468 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,206 - YAY. 469 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,538 [cha-ching] 470 00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:17,922 - HEY, FOLKS. 471 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:18,977 WHEN YOU'RE BUILDING A HOUSE, 472 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,485 BE SURE NOT TO MAKE THE DOGHOUSE VERY LARGE 473 00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:22,947 AND THE MAIN HOUSE VERY SMALL. 474 00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:26,956 NOW BACK TO MIKE WITH MORE ROLLER SKATING. 475 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,230 - HI, EVERYONE. 476 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,598 HERE ARE A FEW BONUS TIPS TO ENSURE A SUCCESSFUL, 477 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:32,927 FUN-FILLED DAY ON YOUR SKATES. 478 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,002 LIKE ANY ATHLETIC ACTIVITY, 479 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,971 STRETCH BEFORE YOUR WORKOUT 480 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:38,940 AND DRINK PLENTY OF WATER. 481 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,238 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 482 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:44,281 - IT'S IMPORTANT FOR A NOVICE SKATER TO STAY CALM 483 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,677 AND RELAXED OUT THERE. 484 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:48,878 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, HAVE FUN! 485 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:53,551 [electric guitar flourish] 486 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,823 - WHOA. OW! [crash] 487 00:20:57,956 --> 00:21:01,256 [heavenly tone plays] 488 00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:07,333 WHOA. WHOA. 489 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,833 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 490 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:13,666 WOWIE! WHEE! 491 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:25,480 - CALL ME CRAZY, BUT I THINK A GOOD BEER 492 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,015 CAN BE AS SPECIAL AS A FINE WINE. 493 00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:29,750 OR A FINE WOMAN, FOR THAT MATTER. 494 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,556 I'M A BIT OF AN AFICIONADO, SO... 495 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:32,787 - [laughs] [cell phone buzzing] 496 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,592 - WHERE IS THAT SOUND COMING FROM? 497 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:37,334 - I THINK IT'S COMING FROM YOUR BEER. 498 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,300 [cell phone buzzing] 499 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,569 - WHAT THE HECK? 500 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:47,967 [overlapping chatter] 501 00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,014 - OH! I LOST MY PHONE. 502 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:52,609 - STOP, , STOP, STOP, STOP. 503 00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,352 NAH, I'M KIDDIN'. KEEP MIXIN'. 504 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:57,647 [laughter] 505 00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:03,915 - WHOO-HOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO! 506 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:06,663 WHOA, OH-- [crash] 507 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,889 OH, OH, OH, OH. 508 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:09,955 [groaning] 509 00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,732 - OH, NO. 510 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:16,101 - [wailing] 511 00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:22,865 - SOMEONE SHOULD GET OUT THERE AND CALL 911. 512 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:25,735 - [wailing] 513 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,623 - ABSOLUTELY. 35590

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