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What are you doing here?
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Apparently, the
head of the college
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wants to talk to us.
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I'll just get right
to the point.
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I would like you and your son
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to meet with a very important
benefactor of the college.
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Why us? Sheldon is
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an impressive addition
to the physics program,
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and-and we like our
donors to feel really good
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about where their money's going.
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No, thank you.
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Can I speak to you alone?
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Will you give us a minute?
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Very well. But if
you're looking to see
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if my father will be
a potential donor,
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you are barking
up the wrong tree.
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People often ask
why I was so resistant
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to getting a driver's license.
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My spotty history
with motor vehicles
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was certainly a factor.
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Please slow down.
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I'm going eight miles an hour.
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A cow just passed us.
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You're gonna hit it!
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Make it stop!
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It's just a car wash.
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Do something!
It's just a car wash.
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We're gonna die!
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Just a car wash.
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Why did I agree to this?
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I don't care for this at all.
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My God.
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Are you okay?
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Yes, I think so.
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Tow truck's on the way.
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You sure
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we shouldn't call an ambulance?
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I'm fine. Sheldon?
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I feel fine.
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What happened?
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A cat ran in front of me.
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You couldn't stop?
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I tried, but the
brake just gave out.
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Well, thank goodness
it wasn't worse.
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I should have aimed for the cat.
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Looks like your car's gonna
be out of commission for a while.
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If you need a ride, the
church offers a shuttle service.
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I'm not getting on
that geezer bus.
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It's just for people
who can't get around.
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That's 'cause they're
so shriveled up,
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they can't even see
over the steering wheel.
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That's not nice.
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I've driven that
van... it is grim.
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If Meemaw doesn't have a car,
who's gonna drive me to college?
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I guess if we leave early, I
could take you before work.
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Hey, when you take the
shuttle, bring hard candy.
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They gobble it up.
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I can't believe
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you and Meemaw
almost died tonight.
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I wouldn't say we almost died.
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Well, that's what I'm
saying at school tomorrow.
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Why? It's called
good storytelling.
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But it's lying. They
don't know that.
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You weren't even in the car.
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Doesn't matter.
Shay McElheney's dad
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had a kidney stone... she got
out of homework for a week.
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I can't believe you'd use
my traumatic experience
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to manipulate people.
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Really? I can.
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Hey, did the engine catch fire?
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No!
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You're in shock. You
don't know what happened.
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I might be a little late
picking you up tonight,
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so you can wait in the library.
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All right. I didn't have time
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to make lunch, so
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are you okay...
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Okay.
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What's going on?
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I can't do it. What's wrong?
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What if there's another crash?
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Baby, that's not
gonna happen again.
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You don't know that.
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Sheldon, if you
don't get in right now,
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you're going to miss school.
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True.
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I know you don't believe in it,
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but I'm gonna say an extra
special prayer right now
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to keep us safe.
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Lord,
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please look after me and Sheldon
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on our drive to school
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I'll get back to you.
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You see Sheldon? That way.
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What's going on?
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He's having some
sort of panic attack.
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Man. My story just
keeps getting better.
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Baby, you can't go
the rest of your life
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never getting in a car again.
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Before cars were invented,
people did it all the time.
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Well, I'm not gonna force you.
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Thank you.
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I can't get him in the car.
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So what now?
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So he's not going to school.
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You know, on The
A-Team, Mr. T is afraid to fly,
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and they give him special
milk to put him to sleep.
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Ooh. No!
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Aw.
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I don't care what your guy says.
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Have him check it again.
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Sorry, I'm cranky.
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No problem. I like when you
yell at people who aren't me.
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Stupid mechanic said
the brakes are just fine.
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Well, you probably
stepped on the wrong pedal.
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I didn't.
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I'm just saying, it happens
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with people our age, you know.
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I've been driving my whole life.
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I know which pedal is which.
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Now you're yelling at me.Sorry.
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What do you think about letting
me borrow your truck today?
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I don't know. Why not?
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'Cause I like my truck.
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Not funny.
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It is. You're just cranky.
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Fine.
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Maybe I'll just ride
my bicycle to the salon.
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You ride a bike?
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Is that amusing to you?
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An old lady riding a bike?
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No.
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Shut up.
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Okay, will do.
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My goodness. Was anyone hurt?
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No. But now I got
no car for a while.
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You could ride your bike.
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An old lady on a
bike? That's not cool.
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Really? Then I won't
ask how I look on one.
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You look great.
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I know.
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I just wanted to
hear you say it.
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So, there's no one
who can lend you a car?
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There is the church shuttle,
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but that just feels like
it's the end of the line.
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I wouldn't say that.
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There's all sorts of depressing
steps before the end.
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You've got full-time
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nursing care.
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Bye, John.
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Assisted living.
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Bye, John.Hospice.
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Bye, John. Life support.
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Bye, John!
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Pulling the plug.
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Bye, John. Then
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you make a miraculous recovery!
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Great! But
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the hospital bills
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leave you destitute! Bye.
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Bye.
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Grant Linkletter.
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Dr. Linkletter, Sheldon Cooper.
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I wanted to let you know
I won't be in class today.
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Is everything all right? Yes,
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but in the interest
of self-preservation,
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I've decided to avoid
traveling in motor vehicles.
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I'm sure there's a
story behind that.
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There is. I don't
want to hear it.
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So, how shall we
handle today's class?
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Well, I'm sure you can get
notes from another student.
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Or you could give the
lecture to me right now.
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That's preposterous.
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Why? We could be creating
a new model of education
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where students
could learn remotely.
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It could be the
wave of the future.
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Sheldon, it's
your responsibility
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to come to class, not mine
to bring the class to you.
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My meemaw gets cranky
like this when she's hungover.
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Is that what's happening here?
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First Baptist of Medford.
How may I bless you?
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I thought Peg
answered the phones.
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Mom?
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Yeah.
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Something I can help you with?
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No, it can wait.
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You want the number
to the shuttle, don't you?
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Yes.
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Let me get that for you.
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Um, looking under
"G" for "geezer bus,"
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and it's not there.
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That's hilarious.
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Maybe it's under
"O" for "old fogies."
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You know, you're not being a
very Christian person right now.
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I have enough prayers in
the bank, I can coast for a day.
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Just give me the number!
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All right. Now,
remember when you call
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to let them know if you need
any help getting up stairs.
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Dr. Linkletter wouldn't
give me what I wanted.
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I couldn't tell on
him to his mommy,
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but I could to his "work mommy."
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Sheldon. What can I do for you?
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I can't make it to school
today, and I'm concerned
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about the physics
class I'm missing.
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And how come you're not here?
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I was in a car accident
with my meemaw.
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My God. Are you okay?
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Well
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I can't believe you'd use
my traumatic experience
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to manipulate people.
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Really? I can.
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And then her car had
to get towed away.
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It was quite a
traumatic experience.
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You poor thing.
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What can I do to help?
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If you turn to page
78 in the textbook,
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I'll begin today's lecture.
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We should come up with
some kind of video system
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so you can see
when I raise my hand.
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Why don't you just tell me?
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Let's try it. Hand-raise.
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Yes, Sheldon.
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That worked great.
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Hey, Connie.
Waiting for the mail?
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Yeah. You know me.Yeah.
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Something from
Publishers Clearing House.
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Maybe you won.
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Yeah, wouldn't that
be something? Yeah.
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You know, people think.
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Publishers Clearing
House is Ed McMahon,
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but that's actually
a different company.
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Is that so? Yeah.
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Publishers Clearing
House is the Prize Patrol
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with the giant check.
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Ed McMahon...
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Well, it sure is nice
talking to you, Edwin. Bye.
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The church van. My grandma
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rides that sometimes.Edwin.
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Beat it.
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All right. Yep.
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One can choose the
extended-zone scheme,
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the reduced-zone
scheme or the...
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Hand-raise. Yes?
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I set you up on speakerphone,
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so now it's really like
I'm learning in the future.
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May I continue?
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Ahead warp factor five.
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That's from Star Trek,
which is also in the future.
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Connie Tucker? Yeah.
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Give me one
second. I'll help you in.
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No, no, I don't need your
help. I can get it myself.
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She opened that door by herself.
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Looks like we got a feisty one.
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Don't test me.
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Yeah, she's feisty.
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What?
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She's feisty!
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What?
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Vern.
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Connie.
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Where you headed, Connie?
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Stop flirting with her.
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I'm not flirting with
her. I was being cordial.
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I'm Hortense,
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his wife, which, clearly,
he seems to have forgotten.
266
00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,466
Judas Priest, give it a rest.
267
00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:22,467
That's Doris.
268
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,469
Hello, Doris. What?
269
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,495
Turn on your hearing aid.
270
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,387
It's nice to meet y'all.
271
00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:32,303
And to answer your question,
I'm headed to the salon.
272
00:10:32,327 --> 00:10:34,261
Fancy.
273
00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:36,636
We're headed to the pharmacy.
274
00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:39,832
Seven pills a day.
275
00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:43,706
You take nine...
clearly one ain't working.
276
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,708
Okay, I'm on. What'd I miss?
277
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:48,188
She's headed to the salon!
278
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:50,345
Ooh, fancy.
279
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:03,377
Cooper residence.
280
00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,945
Sheldon, President
Hagemeyer again.
281
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:09,209
Just calling to make sure it all
worked out with Dr. Linkletter.
282
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,646
Yes, everything went quite well.
283
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,735
Although he was a tad irritable.
284
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:15,346
Maybe because I
ripped him a new one.
285
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,522
A new what? Not important.
286
00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,698
Whatever you need for classes,
287
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,178
you just say the word.
288
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,180
I suppose it could be
helpful if I could dial
289
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,225
into the university's
server while still
290
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,662
on the phone with my professors.
291
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,359
Like a second phone line?
292
00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:29,795
We can take care of that.
293
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,188
Well, as my meemaw would say,
294
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:33,538
"Aren't you just a
spoonful of sugar?"
295
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,977
Who is he talking
to all this time?
296
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,937
And if there's anything else
you need, you just let me know.
297
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,852
I can't think of anything
except that I wanted.
298
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,680
Strawberry Quik and
my brother put the empty
299
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,682
milk carton back in the fridge.
300
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,509
Brothers, they're the worst.
301
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,773
Mine's an
environmental activist.
302
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,559
And then they
crashed into a tree.
303
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,735
No! The engine caught fire.
304
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,476
My goodness, is everyone okay?
305
00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,738
Thankfully, yes.
306
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,132
But I was pretty shook up.
307
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,395
Well, don't worry
about that test today.
308
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,353
Thank you for understanding.
309
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:11,315
And where are we
on homework tonight?
310
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:13,143
Don't push it. Right.
311
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,275
Hey, I'm just gonna
run Doris into the bank.
312
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,736
We'll be back in a minute.
313
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,410
Doris. Whoa.
314
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,804
You seem like
you can get around,
315
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,763
so why are you in
this geezer-buggy?
316
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,809
I had a little car accident.
317
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,941
No.Ooh. Anybody get hurt?
318
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,508
Only the tree.
319
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,075
Step on the wrong pedal?
320
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,816
No.
321
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,295
Maybe.
322
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:37,167
Maybe, my ass.
323
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:38,472
Hey, that sort of thing happens.
324
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:42,259
He drove into all kinds of stuff
325
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,782
before they took his keys away.
326
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,175
Remember the goose?
327
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:47,177
Ooh. Feathers everywhere.
328
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,092
I just think it'd kill me
329
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:51,094
to lose my
independence like that.
330
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:52,269
It's not so bad.
331
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:55,054
Sometimes Clayton
takes us to the park.
332
00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,360
Like dogs.
333
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:57,970
I got places to go...
334
00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,755
Bowling league, water aerobics,
335
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,495
I drive my grandson to college.
336
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,106
Why can't he drive himself?
337
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,455
Well, he's 11.
338
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:07,110
Wha...? 11 and in college?
339
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,241
He's special.
340
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:11,070
Our grandson is 27.
341
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:14,228
He may be the
other kind of special.
342
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:23,779
Sheldon?
343
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,979
In my room.
344
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:28,871
I saw a truck outside.
345
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,350
What's wrong with the phone?
346
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,091
Nothing.
347
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,658
Adding a second line.
348
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:34,877
I'm almost done here.
349
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,313
Just got to hop up on the roof.
350
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:40,099
Hold on. You can't just
add another phone line
351
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,361
without asking.
352
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:42,841
I didn't do it. The
university did.
353
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,104
Why would they do
that? I asked them to.
354
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,976
Are you some
sort of special kid?
355
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,673
You have no idea.
356
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,742
Shouldn't you be up on the roof?
357
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:55,245
You can't just ask the
university for things.
358
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,377
President Hagemeyer
seemed so happy to help.
359
00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:58,814
Why rob her of that?
360
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,990
Sheldon, you are going to have
361
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,861
to get in a car
again eventually.
362
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,384
It's not looking like it.
363
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,021
This isn't over.
364
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,174
Can I help you?
365
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,611
Grocery delivery for
Sheldon Cooper? What is it?
366
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:17,528
Looks like milk, straws and
three cans of Strawberry Quik.
367
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,138
Boy.
368
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,183
Thank you.
369
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,532
Would you tip him?
370
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,273
I'm a little light.
371
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,883
So, I was singing
372
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,667
karaoke with my girlfriend
373
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:29,888
who used to be married to
the guy I'm currently dating.
374
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,108
What the heck is a karaoke?
375
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,457
It's when you stand up and sing
376
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,372
in front of
everybody at the bar.
377
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,156
You're like a Las
Vegas showgirl.
378
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,463
No, no, anybody can do it.
379
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:42,031
I'll take you
sometime.Please. Can we?
380
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,685
Well, could I sing
"Blue Suede Shoes"?
381
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:47,993
You bet. You better turn your
hearing aid down for that one.
382
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,125
You got that right.
383
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,909
Tell me, when was the last time
384
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,912
you went and got all
dolled up at a salon?
385
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,218
I don't even remember.
386
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,610
It's been years.
387
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,569
Does it look like
I go to a salon?
388
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,310
We're going now.
389
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,747
I'm gonna take
you, and it's on me.
390
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,314
This is exciting.
391
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,403
It's a good thing I
got my heart pills.
392
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:10,973
Hello.
393
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,888
Hi. This is Linda Hagemeyer
from the university.
394
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,628
Is this Mrs. Cooper?
395
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,108
Yes, it is.Excellent.
396
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,284
Did the Strawberry Quik arrive?
397
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:19,982
As a matter of fact, it did.
398
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,332
Sounds like nasty
stuff, but, hey,
399
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,682
whatever floats the
little guy's boat, right?
400
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:28,555
Listen, I appreciate that you
value Sheldon at your school.
401
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:31,645
Love him. But I am
trying to raise him
402
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:35,954
to be a well-rounded
individual who will get in a car.
403
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,435
I wouldn't worry about that.
404
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,306
Academia draws all
kinds of eccentrics.
405
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,134
Yeah, we've got
a biology professor
406
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:44,223
who hasn't cut
his nails in years.
407
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,530
Looks like Edward Scissorhands.
408
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:49,315
That is not what
I want for my son.
409
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,145
Do you have children?
410
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,886
No, but thanks
for bringing it up.
411
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:58,716
Anyway, I would like
Sheldon to function in society,
412
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:02,894
and it does not help if you give
him everything that he asks for.
413
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,138
I'm just doing my job.
414
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:09,031
And I am just doing mine.
415
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:11,076
Understood.
416
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,164
Thank you.
417
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,688
And, um, in a few minutes,
418
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:17,169
my assistant is gonna be
dropping off a big old basket
419
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,041
of Star Trektapes.
420
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:22,783
I'm afraid it's too late for me
to pump the brakes on that one.
421
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:36,058
Sarah did a real nice
job on my cuticles.Yeah.
422
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,929
So where we headed
next? And don't say dinner.
423
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,626
But it's almost 4:00.
424
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:42,455
What?! It's almost 4:00.
425
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:43,804
Ooh, dinnertime.
426
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,937
Just get in.
427
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:49,312
Ooh. She's like a muscle man.
428
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,012
Move on over, Doris. What?
429
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,170
My mother eventually coaxed me
430
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:03,302
back into a car with
a trip to RadioShack.
431
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,435
She knew I was nervous
432
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:08,003
so she came up with
an interesting distraction.
433
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,266
Baby, how about
we play a car game?
434
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:13,660
I suppose. Can I
make it science-based?
435
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:16,446
Sure. I'll say an
element starting with "A,"
436
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:19,057
then you repeat that and
add one starting with "B."
437
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,190
I don't think I'll
get very far.Great.
438
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,669
Then I'll win. Aluminum.
439
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:27,326
Okay, you said "A" for aluminum.
440
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:31,591
"B." Is boron an element? Yes.
441
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,767
It was the beginning
of a new tradition.
442
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,770
One that would eventually
bring countless hours of joy
443
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,729
to Leonard on
our drives to work.
444
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:42,646
Much like my mother,
he never beat me.
445
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,822
I don't know an element
that starts with "D."
446
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,563
I win. That was fun.
447
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,502
Round two. Argon.
448
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,877
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