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- [Anton] Yeah, it's Anton, leave a message.

(machine beeps)

- [Bill] Hey, Anton, it's Bill.

I need that money you owe me right away.

(machine beeps)

- [Jerry] Hello, it's Jerry from Mountaintop Cleaning.

(machine beeps)

- [Bill] Bill again, come on.

(machine beeps)

- [Heather] Hello, is this Anton Crowley

of Poltergeist Encounters?

If so, this is Heather,

and I have a business proposition for you.

Please call me as soon as possible at 905-662.

- I'm gonna call Mick.

We've got a new assignment.

He's out of the country right now.

But he'll wanna come back for this.

(phone ringing)

Come on man, pick up!

I'm gonna give Mick another try.

Really doesn't like to be interrupted

when he's on assignment,

but I hope he makes an exception.

This is important.

(phone ringing)

- [Mick] G'day, his is Mick Dinkum.

If you're not calling about money or birds,

don't expect a call back.

Leave a message.

(beeps)

- Yeah Mick, it's me, Anton.

Look, this is about money.

You wanna call me back?

I got some big news for ya, all right.

Call me back soon, bye.

(phone beeps)

(phone ringing)

Come on, man.

- [Mick] Hello.

- Mick, Jesus Christ, do you ever answer your phone?

- [Mick] I'm working.

- I know, look, I need you back here as soon as possible.

- [Mick] Well, I need another week still.

- Another week?

What have you been doing?

Have you got any footage?

- [Mick] Oh yeah, I got lots of footage.

- Okay, let me rephrase that.

Do you have any footage of the investigation site?

- [Mick] I'm workin' on that still.

- No man, you gotta get that done.

I need you back here in the next couple of days.

We got something big brewing by the weekend.

- [Mick] Big, how big?

- Really big, man, like you wanna be back here for this.

Please, just get your footage and get back here.

- [Mick] Okay, I'll wrap up today then.

- All right, thanks man.

I'm tellin' you, you're not gonna regret it.

Mick?

Fuck.

- Hello everyone, this is Mick Dinkum here.

I'm outside of Veracruz, Mexico,

and found this little haunted property here.

Heard local reports about ghosts haunting it,

loud, loud screaming, wailing noises at night,

and I've heard various accounts

of what might've happened here.

Some people speculate that it might've been some,

some local escaped inmate from a mental hospital

mighta come here and taken victims here.

No remains were ever found,

but screams were definitely heard,

and there is, in fact, nearby a mental hospital.

So, nobody quite knows what's goin' on here.

Traces of human DNA have been found, blood and such.

Although because the ocean's right by,

all the evidence does tend to not last very long.

But what we do know is this, there have been

ghostly apparitions sighted here at night from not far away

and when people approach, they mostly disappear.

So because it's an uninhabited area,

it hasn't posed too much of a nuisance or problem.

It's just kind of a curiosity at this point,

but I am here because the adventurer

or the scientific inquirer in me

wants to make sure that,

wants to get some video evidence for the folks back home.

Aw, beautiful, beautiful rooms here.

You can see, like, some of these rooms look like,

like somebody might've been killed here,

like a murder might've taken place here.

Only reinforces the possibility of a haunting.

You know, it's a lovely beach front here, you can see that.

It's quite loud out here, quite windy.

The wind is playing havoc on my recording equipment.

That's all right though.

Now Mexico, when you think of the supernatural,

it's mostly known for the chupacabras,

but, you know, beyond the cryptozoology,

there's also, you know, a lot of blood's been spilled

and shed in this country, as in most countries,

but lots of unhappy death has happened in this place,

the wars, especially as you get closer to Mexico City,

former Aztec capital, you know, lots of,

lots of unhappy death there,

so lots of possibilities for hauntings.

I think, on some level, the Mexican Day of the Dead,

the Dia de los Muerte is kind of a homage to that.

They're in touch with their own mortality

and honoring their dead

because there are so many unhappy dead.

That's just some of my own philosophizing at this point.

Full disclosure, I haven't researched that.

It's just me riffin'.

But I gotta wrap it up here.

Anton wants me back, gotta new job,

so this is Mick Dinkum signing off.

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- Welcome, one and all,

to another episode of Poltergeist Encounters.

I'm currently traveling down a dusty dirt road

toward my next investigation site.

I've been driving all night

and hope to be at the location shortly after sunrise.

Thought you'd like to see the woods

leading into the town I'm going to be visiting.

Though I'll admit, there's not much to see.

A young boy's body was found out here about 15 years ago

and may be the paranormal subject of my latest case.

The boy's name was Jason Trainer.

His parents reported him missing

about two weeks before his body was found.

A large search party was gathered together, but Jason

was eventually discovered by his uncle, Dexter Trainer.

Many feel Dexter found the boy

because he knew exactly where to look.

I'm going to get some breakfast soon

and then head over to the local public school

where Jason was once a student.

Wish me luck or at least better luck than Jason Trainer.

Oh, hi everyone.

It's Anton for encounters.ca.

We're here at St. Michael's Christian Middle School

in Haddonfield, Ontario,

and we're investigating a potential haunting.

It's hot as hell in this building.

Let's hope that's not the only hell we find.

We were contacted by one of the school's caretakers

who wanted to remain anonymous.

He told us that he's heard a number of strange noises

that he wasn't able to identify and at times

when he was supposed to be alone in the building.

The sounds were familiar ones,

like footsteps or locker doors slamming shut,

but no one else was ever found in the vicinity of the noise.

He also reported objects moving by themselves

or being found in other places than where he left them.

He also mentioned a pungent odor.

Fuck, maybe the place wouldn't stink

if he cleaned all this shit up.

(object rattling)

This is bullshit.

(airplane rumbling)

- [Mick] So, here we have Anton, ghost hunter extraordinaire

and we're on our way to visit a new client,

but first, tell me about

how yesterday went, mate, at school.

- Ah, the school didn't go very well.

I gotta be honest with ya.

- [Mick] Fuck school.

- Yeah, the caretaker there was pretty convinced

that he was hearing odd noises

and experiencing weird phenomenon, but--

- [Mick] He actually called it phenomenon?

- Yeah, he used the--

- [Mick] Fucking--

- He used the word phenomenon.

I was kind of impressed to be honest,

but yeah, trouble is

my own investigation kinda revealed that

there's kids in the school that are fuckin' with him

and I don't know, I think the guy's just easily duped,

and I don't really think we got much there, man.

I don't think we got a show out of that one.

- [Mick] Eh, that's the way the cookie crumbles, I guess.

- Yeah.

- [Mick] So, where are we off to now?

- Well, now we're off to see a woman

who is very interested in us investigating her family home.

- [Mick] Let me guess, there's a ghost.

- You know, that could very well be it.

I don't know if it's ghost, poltergeist, what it is,

but the same kind of deal.

We're talkin' noises that she hears,

things appearing, disappearing, stuff moving around.

It's very typical really of the kind of stuff

that we investigate, but here's the big difference,

she wants us to spend the entire night there,

and, yeah, even that's not so different that usual,

but she's willing to pay $50,000 for us to do it.

- [Mick] Jesus Christ.

- I know, it's,

you know it's not the kinda money

we typically see for this kind of thing, so I'm excited.

I wanna hear her story.

I wanna collect her money.

- [Mick] I wanna check out her tits.

- Well, I guess there's that too.

So, yeah, we've got something a little bit more

substantial than usual for ourselves to check out.

- [Mick] Indeed we do, mate, indeed we do.

- [Anton] Okay.

- Thomas, I know you don't wanna be here,

but you did promise.

Could you please focus, this is important.

- I'm here.

- Okay, go ahead.

- Mr. Wheeler, Mrs. Wheeler,

why don't you being by telling me

a little bit about the history of the house?

- Sure, it was owned by my sister

and her husband and their daughter.

They lived there for about 15 years,

and then, my sister suddenly died very mysteriously.

Right about the same time, her daughter, my niece,

was diagnosed with a terminal illness.

My brother-in-law found it very difficult

to take care of her as well as

have a job and earn an income.

So, he murdered her.

And then a short while later, he,

he ended his own life, classic murder suicide.

- I see, that's a really tragic story.

Why don't you tell me why you called us?

- We've been getting the house ready for sale,

and honestly, it's all very expensive.

The taxes and the outside maintenance,

it's just bleeding us dry.

- Okay, but why did you call us specifically.

- Strange things have started happening in the house.

While I've been cleaning,

I would leave at the end of the day and the house

would be beautiful and tidy, all the closets closed,

and when I'd come back the next day,

all the closets would be wide open.

- I see, certainly sounds like something's goin' on there.

How did you hear about us?

- Some friends of ours who watch your show

have told us about you,

so we have started watching the show.

- I see, well, I appreciate the vote of confidence.

You do know we will be filming

the television program in your house?

- As long as you keep our family name out of it,

you can do whatever you want.

We realize it's pretty drastic,

but we've gotta do this now.

- Okay, well, we can certainly change your names if need be.

You already spoke with Anton about our fee structure,

and you're gonna get our basic service for $50,000,

but I wanted to let you know that for an extra $25,000,

we can also rent some extra equip--

- No, no, no, no, I've already told you,

this house has cost us a lot of money.

We've gone to great lengths

to raise the $50,000 that you've asked for.

Further funds, that is just impossible.

But having watched your show, we are confident

that you have the skills and the tools and equipment

to bring us good results.

- Fair enough, what do you say, Anton?

Wanna head on to the house?

- [Anton] Yeah, that sounds good.

- Thanks for coming.

- Pleasure.

- [Anton] Thank you so much.

- [Heather] You're welcome.

- [Anton] Okay.

- Thomas, Thomas, they're leaving.

Oh my god, you're so embarrassing.

- Well, that was a productive meeting.

- Absolutely.

- Nice lady, kinda reminds me of me mum.

- That's a little weird

considering you were just talking about her tits.

- Yeah, lets' pretend that never happened, okay, Anton?

- I don't know, she was pretty good looking.

- That's me mum you're talking about.

- Sorry.

- It's all right.

So now, we gotta go to the house.

We gotta unload the gear, check for any hazards,

and wait for night time, yeah?

- Yeah, yeah, the usual safety check.

- Talk to Roach?

- Yeah, I spoke with her.

- Did she ask about me?

- Yeah.

- And?

- I don't know man,

I think she's still pretty pissed off from the last time.

- Yeah, I suppose.

After all, no one likes a dirty Sanchez,

at least not at first.

- It's gonna be a long night.

(laughing)

- [Mick] And we are rolling.

- Well, this is it.

(birds chirping)

Doesn't look like much.

- [Mick] So, this is the house.

You know, you hear haunted house, you think,

Addams family mansion, House on the Hill,

not a suburban bungalow.

- I know, right?

What the hell?

There we go.

Ah, got a few bugs here.

- [Mick] Oh yeah?

- [Anton] That's kinda gross.

- [Mick] It's not so bad.

- [Anton] I don't know, man.

- [Mick] Not a fan of bugs?

- I don't fuckin' like bugs.

- [Mick] You like 50 grand?

- I like 50 grand.

- Yeah, well, now you like bugs then, mate.

(laughs)

(fly buzzing)

All right, hello there, everybody watching at home.

We're here in the haunted house.

So, we're just gonna do a quick walk around,

make sure we get rid of any obvious physical hazards,

so that we're only dealing with the supernatural

and not the natural hazards while we're here tonight.

So, there's a kitchen, we'll check the sink.

Works, no blood comin' out, which is a good sign.

(Anton chuckles)

Maybe a bad sign.

I'd be out of work if there was no blood ever.

You got the lavatory in here.

Clearly self-explanatory.

I like this picture on the wall, nope, that's a mirror.

(Anton chuckles)

- [Anton] Open that thing up.

- And you can see,

there's no expired aspirins or Vicodins, unfortunately.

- [Anton] Sounds good.

- [Mick] We have some uh, linen closet.

Bedroom in here.

- [Anton] Now, why is it so important

that we know for sure that this place is empty?

- Well, it's like this,

you never want to be in a situation

where you're fighting it out

or trying to escape from a really scary ghost,

and all of sudden, you trip over a broomstick

or bang you head on a piece of a jagged metal

that's hanging from the ceiling.

No, you wanna eliminate those things,

so you can focus on the supernatural terrors

that are chasin' ya.

Nothin' really goin' on in here.

- [Anton] No.

- Self explanatory.

- [Anton] And from my perspective I'd like to know

that no one is really around.

I don't have to think that, after a check like this.

I don't have to think that, you know,

it's somebody in the house, you know pranking us.

- Yeah, 'cause you'd figure little kids are cunts

and they're always gonna try to sneak in and cause trouble.

Then it's fun, I don't give a shit,

but it makes my job more difficult, so.

And nothin' really going on here.

- [Anton] Okay.

- Oh, feel that?

- [Anton] Yeah.

- Just as I walked in,

the energy is very different, it's tangible.

This is an important room, not sure why.

We'll get to the bottom of it tonight.

- All right. - Right here.

Something bad happened here.

- [Anton] All right.

It's significantly darker

in this area of the house already so.

- Indeed it is.

- [Anton] Capture what we can.

- [Mick] Stay on my shoulder,

make sure you got some good light.

We're just gonna creep around back in here.

Cubby, yeah, that's empty.

- [Anton] That's empty, good.

- [Mick] A little recess in the wall.

- [Anton] Ooh, I'm losing 'ya.

- [Mick] Losin' me?

- [Anton] There we go, that's that's better.

It's very very dark down here.

- You can get lost down here by yourself.

- [Anton] Yeah.

- This isn't any light.

Yeah so, this is all empty down here,

so we're gonna go a little further.

- [Anton] Let's see the walls again, give me a shot.

- [Mick] Yeah?

- [Anton] Yeah okay, I'm just talking empty empty room.

- This was a really popular style

of decoration back in the '70s.

- Ah, so it's-- - So, it smells musty.

It smells like something was, something was dead here.

- [Anton] That's very dark, very dark.

I thought I saw something here in the,

okay, so we got one light.

- [Mick] We have power.

- [Anton] We have some power.

Not that we have anything to help us along with any of that.

Hey, what was that?

Some light on that.

That's a (speaks in foreign language), look at that.

- [Mick] A horseshoe?

- [Anton] Some luck for us.

- [Mick] Yeah.

Funny enough, seen ghosts,

I don't even believe in luck though.

I suppose that's a little inconsistent.

- [Anton] Ah well.

- [Mick] What can I say, I'm a big ball of contradictions.

What do we got?

- [Anton] Okay, don't love this.

What do we got in here?

- [Mick] Maybe some shells.

- [Anton] Yeah, it's just a storage area.

- [Mick] Okay.

Found this in here.

- [Anton] All right, well,

it looks like we've got a clear home,

and we'll continue on once all the rest

of our ghost bustin' pals come.

- Yes indeed, we will.

Full team tonight?

- [Anton] Full team.

- That's good.

Can I just see?

- [Terrance] Sure.

- [Mick] Looks good.

- [Roach] How come I always get stuck with the heavy shit.

- [Mick] We love hearing you complain.

- [Roach] You guys better not have forgotten the beer.

- [Mick] Eh, that was your job.

(Roach groans)

- [Mick] Grab that, I've got something planned.

- [Roach] Shut up.

- Okay.

- Hey.

Seriously?

- Here, let me help you.

- [Roach] Yeah, thanks for that.

Here, take your tripod.

- [Mick] Yeah, you love my tripod.

- You wanna turn it on?

- So, uh, Roach, what are you gonna do

with your share of the money?

- [Roach] I think I'm gonna get my moped fixed

and blow this town.

- [Anton] Not bad, it's not bad.

I am going to kickstart my gambling addiction.

- Yeah, that's an admirable move there, mate.

- [Anton] Yeah, thank you.

- [Mick] I think I'll buy a flight a beer

and get in on some of that Roach.

What do you think, love?

(mimics vomiting)

- [Mick] Yeah, I love makin' women gag.

- [Terrance] Aw man.

- [Roach] How much did you get anyway?

- [Mick] What's up, Anton?

- [Anton] Uh, that's all right.

Tell her how much we're gettin' first.

- [Mick] 50 grand.

- [Roach] Fuck me, we are not.

- [Mick] Yeah, we are.

- Fuck yeah.

- [Mick] You all heard, she said fuck her.

(laughing)

- I'd rather fuck the virgin.

- [Terrance] Anything could happen tonight.

(laughing)

- [Anton] All I was gonna say is, wow,

something that's not very popular.

I think we have to do roll call

before we get too far into this.

- Every bloody episode, yeah?

- [Anton] Yeah, well, you know what?

Everybody's episode, everybody,

every episode is somebody's first episode, right?

- [Mick] Sure.

- I mean, yeah, I mean, since we're gettin' paid.

- [Anton] Yeah, see.

Even Terrance is with me.

- I was starting to like you, Terrance.

- [Anton] All right, so, as soon as we get set up,

roll call, yeah?

- Fuck it, let's do it.

- [Anton] All right.

- You're the boss.

- Here good or up against the wall?

- [Anton] What's that?

- Want me against the wall or is right here good?

- [Anton] Yeah, we'll do against the wall.

- All right.

- [Anton] That went fairly well.

(speaking off microphone)

- Can you, the volume over here, like the sound on top?

- Do you wanna see it?

Let's take a look at it.

- Do you wanna look at them?

- I don't mind looking at it.

(voices drowned out by crackling)

- [Anton] Rolling, position please.

- Another haunted house, another roll call, hey Anton?

- [Anton] Yeah, that's right.

- Why do I need to do this though?

Everyone knows who Mick Dinkum is.

I'm the most famous ghost hunter in the world.

Wow, would you look at that.

We got our first sign of something supernatural.

- [Anton] Looks like.

- Power gettin' cut off randomly.

You didn't do that, did you, Anton?

- [Anton] No, no, and would someone please check

if it's the same all over the house?

- It appears to be.

You know, it could be a sign of a haunting,

but you know what I think it is?

I think it's a lady ghost and she's flirtin' with me.

- [Anton] Of course.

- You know what I'm gonna do?

Here's what I'm gonna do,

I'm gonna go find somethin' in the house

that might've been sacred to her when she was alive,

I'm gonna break it.

You know, not as a fuck you,

but as fuck you, I love you too, babe.

- [Anton] Ah, Jesus.

- That's good ghost huntin' policy, yeah?

- [Anton] I suppose.

- You know what, what it comes down to, Anton,

no matter who lived here, who died here,

I'm here now, this haunting's about me.

So everything that happens here,

well, it has to do with me, mate.

- [Anton] All right man, let's just get back to roll call.

- Yeah, yeah.

- [Anton] Rolling, and we're doing roll call, go ahead.

- G'day, I'm Mick Dinkum from Queensland, Australia.

I spent 10 years in special forces, paranormal division,

highly trained killer, but what does a highly trained killer

do when he's not huntin' anything that's living?

He hunts ghosts.

And my approach to hunting ghosts

is a lot like my approach to huntin' big game, wildlife.

You gotta treat 'em like it's a venomous snake,

get around it, get behind it, trick it,

grab it by its tail, piss it off,

and that's kinda what I do here.

It's a macho pursuit.

It's why I'm so well cutout for it,

but yeah, ghost hunter number one, five years runnin'.

- [Anton] Rolling and action.

- They call me Roach, and

I don't really like anyone on this astral plane,

so I'm hoping to make some friends on the other side,

and I had nothin' better to do tonight.

That's it.

- [Anton] Rolling.

- Hi, I'm Terrance McKenan, and yeah,

I hunt ghosts, as a hobby.

I'm hoping to get into it professionally.

Anything else you wanna know?

- [Anton] Well, what brought you

to your interest in ghost hunting?

- I mean, I don't know, I guess I'm like a ghost agnostic.

I believe there's like energy.

I don't know if there's another side, but I believe

everybody leaves an imprint on the world, I guess.

- [Anton] Uh, okay, and is there anything

that you're feeling about this particular place?

- Honestly, I just wanna know what happened here, man,

like, you know, I just wanna know the story.

I mean, there's $50,000 on the line,

so it must be something big.

- [Anton] Yeah, that's right, that's right.

Well, we'll be covering that

in just the next couple of moments.

- Okay, cool.

- Rolling.

Hi, I'm Anton.

I'm the one that's usually behind the camera.

I'm not always very comfortable in front of the camera.

My deal is to, at this point, really bust a lotta things

that I see as fakery and trickery.

I don't like when people are gettin' ripped off.

So, my part in all this is to get the footage,

to bring it to you, but also, to kinda dispel

any false information that you might find out there.

- [Mick] Eh.

- [Roach] Shut up.

- All right, Anton, what are we lookin' for here?

- [Anton] Well, the reason I brought you together

is because we have been asked to investigate this home.

You should know that a few deaths have occurred.

- Ooh.

- In a haunted house?

No shit.

(laughing)

- [Anton] Yeah, no shit.

In this particular case, we're dealing with,

there was a terminally ill girl living here at the house.

She did not die because of her illness.

Her father, in fact, killed her.

- Fucking cunt.

- [Anton] And I gotta tell ya that

I don't know if it was a mercy killing where he felt bad

because of everything that she was going through

or simply that he himself got fed up

with taking care of her, but he did in fact kill her.

- Well, I'm no expert, oh wait, I am.

I doubt it's a mercy killing, mate.

Otherwise, you wouldn't have the angry spirit here.

- [Anton] Well yeah, there's more to it though,

and that's after he murdered his daughter,

he committed suicide here as well.

So, that complicates matters.

- Lots of good juju.

- [Anton] Yeah, well, there's one more

and that's that his wife died a few years prior to all this

and problem there is it was seen as an accidental death,

but now that's kind of all thrown into question.

So, I'm not sure if, in the end, she did die by accident

or was she, in fact, another victim of the husband's.

It's just something we don't know.

- I guess we'll have to ask her.

- I'll talk to her, woman to woman.

- Yeah, finally those ovaries'll come in handy.

(Anton chuckles)

- [Anton] You know, I knew I should've brought a Ouija board

but not this time.

- [Mick] Not today.

- [Anton] You should know that the reason

I picked this room for us to have the talk in,

this was, in fact, the little girl's room.

- What was her name?

- [Anton] Maria, her name was Maria,

and yeah, she died in this room.

- Hey Roach, remember that time

me and you fucked in a dead little girl's room.

You will.

(laughing)

- Hey, hey.

- [Anton] I don't remember that time.

- Remember that one time that we tried and you couldn't.

(laughing)

- [Anton] All right guys, you know what,

we really should get goin'.

So, we're gonna start with some investigation,

lookin' around the house.

Let's see what we can do.

- Sure, sounds good.

Break!

- So, are we gonna do a seance or something?

- Nah mate, let's just deal the tarot cards.

- Roach, you want in on this.

- [Roach] No.

- Okay, we're gonna start with the tarot cards, then.

- King of Cups.

The Hermit.

The Star.

The Fool.

The Tower.

(screams)

(laughing)

You all are a loser!

- [Anton] He totally fell for it.

(laughing)

- [Mick] Oh mate, you shit yourself there.

- [Terrance] But like, how did you know?

- Um, I handed you the cards.

Are you new?

- [Terrance] Yeah, but I shuffled them.

- Bleh. - Yeah.

- [Anton] A little, a little.

- [Mick] First time a haunted house, huh?

- [Terrance] Come on, guys.

- [Roach] He's such a pussy.

- [Terrance] I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

- [Roach] I don't even know what--

- [Anton] Come on, come on.

We gotta get back to it.

- Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, so I'm just givin' you a little walk around

this upstairs hallway here, check out some of the bedrooms.

Thing is, I don't need much in the way

of high-tech equipment, PKE meters and the like.

I got instincts, all right, cultivated as a hunter.

I can sense when something's amiss.

- [Anton] I bet you could sense it better

if you were looking for it where you were going.

- [Mick] Pardon me, that's the entertainer in me.

Yeah, I'm not pickin' up anything from this room though.

No, this is clear.

There might be something in the next room there.

Aw yeah, definitely sense something here.

Ooh, I just got a chill.

A little chill there.

Yeah, we got some bad energy in here.

Let's clean it out.

All right, let's go check on the others.

- I'm gonna check out the basement.

Creepy shit always happens in basements.

It's creepy how dated this place is.

Did you hear that?

Just kidding.

This is creepy shit.

Come look.

You can keep a kid down there.

- [Anton] Yeah.

- They tried, let's just check on the virgin.

Hey virgin, where you at?

- [Terrance] Yeah, did somebody call my name?

- So, I'm down in the basement by the furnace,

not really any activity going on.

Checking it,

what the fuck?

Dude?

Fuck.

What the fuck?

(crashing)

No!

Shut the fuck up!

Shut the fuck up!

- [Anton] Roach, Roach, Jesus Christ!

- You tell me you fucking heard that, man.

- [Anton] I heard you screaming.

- Dude, there's fucking pounding, got louder and louder,

wouldn't fucking stop.

You didn't hear shit?

- [Anton] No, we didn't hear, we heard you screaming.

- Fuck, hold on.

Fuck.

Now, my fucking phone's broken.

I recorded it.

I would let you fuckin' listen to it.

It's fuckin' broken.

- [Anton] Let me have it.

I'm gonna see what I can do to fix it,

and maybe I'll be able to retrieve the footage.

- Thanks, man.

Can we get the fuck out of here, man, like right now?

- [Anton] Sure, and wait, you hear that?

- Oh, now, you're fuckin' hearin' shit.

- [Anton] It's like thunder or something.

- [Roach] Get the fuck out of here.

- [Anton] There, I knew I heard thunder.

Ooh.

They're all missing quite a show.

How can they not hear this?

What the fuck was that?

(panting)

Hey Terrance, wait up!

- Oh man, no exit from here.

Yeah, I'm not a fan of this place.

Jeez.

- [Anton] Nothin' down there?

- [Terrance] No, nothing down there, just some bugs.

- [Anton] Great.

- [Terrance] Oh yeah.

- [Anton] I hate bugs.

- I know, I wouldn't be a fan of this place.

Don't get freaked out 'cause I'm here or over here.

- [Anton] I can make my little guest appearance.

- [Terrance] Wave hello.

Don't stare in too long.

- [Anton] Yeah, I don't even wanna get into that, okay?

I'm not even lookin' there.

- Yeah, no, mirrors and death do not mix too well.

Anyway, I'm gonna go back upstairs.

Anton, Anton look at that.

- [Anton] Guys, guys.

Uh, Terrance.

- What'd ya find, mate?

- Did you do this?

- Bloody hell, what did I do?

- Look at that shit!

- Oh yeah, the ping pong ball

looks like an eyeball, yeah, that was me.

- Can you, can you please take this seriously?

- Like, as serious as you?

- Maybe, at the very least, think about the money here.

- You're so high strung now, mate, you don't have any fun.

- Well, people died in this house, okay?

Try to respect that.

Or at the very least, again, think of the money

and how you won't get it if you fuck around.

- All right, you sold me.

I'll take it more seriously, okay?

- Yeah, sure, great, as little as your word.

Jeez Louise.

Jeez Louise, Roach, am I right?

(Anton sighs)

- [Anton] Do you see what you've done?

- I'm not picking into the toilet.

- [Anton] Well, you fuckin' put it there.

- [Terrance] Yeah, pick it out of the toilet, Mick.

- Fuck me.

(creepy laughing)

- [Anton] Really isn't much here.

They cleaned out the place, all right.

Oh, what's this?

Wow, guess that's mine.

- You know what?

I'm sick of him doing that.

- [Anton] I know, man.

I know, it's a problem.

We've talked about it.

He's gonna try and do better.

(Roach screaming)

- What the fuck? - What the fuck was that?

- [Anton] Go!

- [Terrance] There's light here.

Roach, holy shit.

- [Anton] What the fuck?

- [Terrance] Roach, are you okay?

(Anton screams)

Fuck, come on!

- [Anton] We need medi.

- [Terrance] What?

- [Roach] What?

- What the fuck are you doing here?

- Fending off this asshole.

- You were just down there.

- No, I've been here the whole time.

- [Terrance] Did he put you up to this?

- He didn't put me up to anything.

I've been here the whole time.

- I'd like to put you up to something.

- Fuck you.

- I saw you in the basement.

- I've been here for like 10, 15 minutes.

- [Anton] Guys, guys.

- [Mick] What's goin' on, man

- [Anton] I saw it too.

- Saw what?

- [Anton] We saw you.

- [Terrance] Something that looks like you.

- [Mick] I've been with her

for the past five minutes right here.

- Yeah man.

What did you guys see?

- [Anton] We saw you laying on the floor.

- Thought you were like in trouble or dead or something.

- You wanna go look?

- [Anton] Let's go back and take a look, please.

- All right, okay.

- [Terrance] So, did you hear something?

- [Roach] Yeah, this guy.

(chuckling)

- [Mick] Heard that, did ya?

(Anton grumbling)

- [Anton] Wait till we're all there.

- [Roach] Where, this way?

- [Terrance] Like, in this room.

I swear to god, Roach, you were right here.

- [Roach] Well, I'm not there now.

I swear, I swear I've been upstairs the whole time.

- [Mick] You told 'em that.

- [Anton] I saw it too.

- [Mick] Why don't you cut the recording,

watch the footage--

- [Anton] Yeah, yeah, let's go to the footage.

(staticky buzzing)

(Mick sighs)

- I wanna get the fuck out of here.

This isn't fun anymore.

- No, did certainly take a bit

of turn for the worst, didn't it?

- [Anton] Okay, I got 50,000 reasons for staying here.

- There's something impersonating me.

How do I know if you're you?

Or you're you or you're you?

How do we trust anything in this house now?

I wanna go.

- I can't blame you.

- This isn't some fuckin' joke, is it?

Like, you guys set it up while I was--

- [Anton] No, no, name.

- We wouldn't turn it off.

- Were you pissed at him for the fuckin' eyeball thing?

- No, no, I don't do that type of thing.

You know me.

- [Anton] He has all the footage, right,

so how the fuck do you think we set that up?

Like, that's not fuckin' set up, all right?

- Guys, we couldn't do that in the span of like 30 seconds.

- All I know is, you could set it up without me.

I didn't have to be there for that.

- I'm the one that wants to go.

You think I'm gonna give $50,000 up for a fucking joke?

I wanna go.

I wasn't in on this shit.

Something is impersonating me, not you, or any of you, me.

I want out, you can take my share.

Fuck this, I wanna go.

- No, wait, wait.

You should stay, we'll be with you, okay?

- You're not gonna leave me from this point?

- I won't-- - Yeah, that's a good idea.

I think if we stick together,

it's going to be a lot harder for anything odd to happen.

We should, everyone of us could really use that money, so--

- Nobody takes a piss without each other.

- Yeah, hopefully.

- Fuck you, I'm serious.

- [Anton] Okay, knew that was coming.

Yeah, look, if you can handle that,

I think that's the best way to go forward here.

We'll stay together.

- Nobody goes by themselves.

- We're all, we're all-- - Stay together.

- None of us got injured is the fortunate thing.

- Oh really, 'cause I died.

One more weird fucking thing and I'm outta here.

I'll go with this for now,

but one more weird thing, and I'm gone.

- Okay.

- Don't worry, love, I'll keep you safe.

- Fuck you, stay away.

- Well, we're gonna go upstairs.

- [Anton] No, no, no, wait for us just over here, all right?

- Yeah.

- [Anton] Yeah, just stay here.

- Okay.

- [Anton] All right, we gotta make this work, man.

- Okay, man.

Am I staying in character?

Am I keeping the Australian accent?

(Anton sighs)

- [Anton] You know what, man,

it's really up to you at this point.

It's not like I can't fix it in post or,

but it'd be better if we could keep the accent.

- You're not fuckin' with me, like this is--

- [Anton] No man, like that, you saw it, that happened.

- What do you think, we wanna stay?

- [Anton] Yeah, I wanna stay.

- All right, I'll try to stay in character,

and we'll still get some edits.

- [Anton] Yeah, yeah, that's what we'll do.

- Sorry, love.

Let's go upstairs.

Aw, look at the happy couple.

- [Roach] Fuck you.

- [Terrance] Do you guys see that?

- [Roach] Who put this there.

- [Mick] What the fuck?

Fuck me.

- [Anton] Touch it.

Touch it.

(suspenseful music)

- [Terrance] It's just clay, it's just a statue.

- [Mick] Anton, there's one over here, mate.

- [Anton] All right, come on.

What the hell?

- [Roach] Fuck me.

- [Mick] Looks like somebody's got a thing

for the Virgin Mary.

- [Roach] I wanna go fuckin' home.

(banging)

- [Anton] What the hell?

- [Mick] Oh, fuck you.

- Oh, come on. - Well, fuck off.

Let's get outta here.

- [Terrance] There's another one.

- [Roach] I'm fucking leaving.

- All right-- - We have to go--

- [Anton] Regroup in the living room, please.

- [Roach] Does that not count as one more weird thing?

Can we go home now?

- [Mick] Well, the thing is

is that's not quite as severe as you dying downstairs,

so I think we gotta decide for ourselves

what's our threshold, you know, what are we okay with,

and what's cause for us to leave?

- [Anton] Before we even go into the whole talk

about wanting to leave again,

can we talk about what it is that's happening here?

- [Mick] Well, that's what we're trying to do, mate.

- I think-- - No.

- [Terrance] Ghosts are real.

- [Anton] Well, here's the thing

let's rule out at this point that

there's someone else here doing this.

I think we can rule that out.

I think we can also rule out that it's one of us doing this.

- [Mick] Mm hmm.

- [Anton] All right, so if we're talking a haunting,

what kind of haunting is this?

Where items appear out of no where

or move around on their own or--

- Poltergeist.

- [Anton] Well,

yeah, this strikes me as poltergeist activity.

- Yeah.

- [Anton] So, if that's the case,

I mean, if you really wanna leave, you're gonna leave.

I can't stop you,

but didn't we all get into this

to see something like this turn out to be real?

Like, isn't that the whole reason

all of us started doing this?

If this really is a situation with a poltergeist,

are we ever gonna find anything like this again?

All the bullshit, all the crap

that we've seen over the years,

and now here, for the first time,

is something that might be real and fuckin' wanna go?

- I don't know, man, I don't know.

- [Anton] Look, what's that EMF?

Right, we've got an EMF here.

- [Terrance] Yes, this thing.

- [Anton] Why don't we take some readings,

let's see what we can find.

I mean, I,

I wanna know this is real.

- Okay, let's do it.

- [Anton] Well?

- Are you guys in?

- [Mick] Yeah, let's fuckin' do it.

Lead the way, Terrance.

- Okay.

Since all this fucked up shit happened in the basement,

I suggest we go back there.

Just this way.

- [Mick] Oh, will you look at that?

- [Anton] That's another one.

- [Terrance] Guys, I'm actually getting readings here.

- [Mick] Yeah, why shouldn't ya get readings?

- Ooh ooh ooh. - Oh, fuck me!

- [Anton] What?

Oh, fuck.

- [Terrance] That was not there.

- Fuck this shit.

What good is money if you're too dead to fucking spend it?

Fuck this!

- Wait, Roach, wait, wait! - Wait, Roach, wait!

- [Terrance] Roach!

- Well, that's good.

That really flies in the face

of our fucking don't separate rule.

Oh, fuck me.

(suspenseful music)

- [Anton] Roach!

- [Terrance] She must've left.

- [Anton] Roach!

- [Mick] We better go find her.

- [Terrance] Yeah.

- Roach. - Stick together.

- [Anton] Roach.

- [Mick] Relax, Ant, Roach's gone for a run,

that's all, mate.

We'll find her.

- [Terrance] Not this again.

- [Terrance And Anton] Roach!

- [Anton] Roach!

- [Mick] Roach, wake up!

Roach--

- [Anton] It's not her.

Roach, where are you?

- The body's freezin' cold.

- [Terrance] No, no.

- It's like she's been dead for hours.

- [Terrance] No, no, no, no.

- Feel it, feel it.

- [Terrance] No, she can't be dead.

- [Anton] Ooh, can't leave now.

- How the fuck do you figure we can't leave now?

We got a perfect fucking reason to leave.

- [Terrance] You can't help any further.

- [Anton] Why, how are we gonna explain this to the police?

If we stay here, at least we can get to the bottom

of what's going on and maybe come up

with getting our story straight at least before we go.

- And collect $50,000.

- [Anton] Well, yeah.

- Yeah.

- [Anton] There's that.

- What about you, mate?

We just can't leave her here like this.

- Well, I'm not leavin' by myself.

I'll end up like her,

so we should stay until morning.

I'm sure as fuck not stayin' down here with her.

- [Anton] Yeah, upstairs.

- Yeah.

- [Anton] And stick together.

- Yeah.

Sorry, Roach.

- [Anton] Come on, Terrance.

(creepy laughing)

- You guys here that, don't you?

- [Anton] Oh yeah.

- It sounds like it's comin' from right here.

(creepy laughing)

I'm not seein' a.

where the fuck is that comin' from?

- [Anton] I don't know.

- Jesus fucking Christ.

- [Anton] Fuck!

- Fuck, fuck!

Why the fuck do you have a gun?

Put the fucking gun down.

- [Anton] All right!

What the fuck is goin' on?

- Can't see this.

See?

- [Anton] What, what?

- Daddy, don't kill me, daddy, don't kill me.

(ghostly grumbling)

(panting)

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

(ghostly growling)

- [Mick] Terrance, ya all right, mate.

- [Anton] Terrance, snap out of it.

- [Ghostly Voice] He's mine.

(panting)

(ghostly electronic reverberating)

(panting)

- [Anton] Snap out of it!

- [Ghostly Voice] He's mine.

(banging)

(evil laughing)

- [Anton] Snap out of it, Terrance!

- [Mick] Jesus fucking Christ.

(panting)

What the fuck you reckon that was, mate?

- [Anton] I have no idea.

Fuck this!

- Anton.

What's with the fucking gun, mate?

- [Anton] Well, I just thought we might need protection.

- You just not gonna tell anybody you're packin' heat?

- [Anton] I didn't know if it was

just someone fuckin' around in here.

I had no idea.

- Listen, don't you ever fuckin' point a gun at me again.

- [Anton] Jesus Christ!

- [Mick] What the fuck?

Terrance, fucking let me go!

You fuck.

(grunting)

Fuck me.

Check his pulse.

- [Anton] You fucking killed him.

You fucking killed him.

- [Mick] I fucking punched him.

- [Anton] This is just like what happened with Roach.

- No, we fucking stayed together this time,

look what fucking happened still.

- [Anton] It wasn't your fault.

Aw, fuck!

- Anton, time to go mate.

- [Anton] I don't think so.

- Yeah, it is.

- [Anton] I said, I don't think so.

- Really?

This bullshit again.

- Look, man. - Point a fucking

gun at me again?

- [Anton] Look, try to understand.

We went from small potatoes to $25,000 each.

- I'll tell ya what, mate,

how 'bout you keep 50 grand all to yourself.

I'll leave right now, won't look back.

- [Anton] Look man, I'm gonna be honest with you.

I don't think I can make it though the night without you.

I don't have to kill you.

If I have to, I'll shoot you in the leg,

but I'm keeping you here.

I need you, do you understand?

- Yeah, I do.

- [Anton] Against the wall.

Have a seat.

Now,

I think

we're just gonna get real cozy,

know what I mean?

- You're a real piece of shit, you know that?

- [Anton] Yeah, well,

I picked up a few things from you.

- Let's not forget who mentored who.

- [Anton] Look man, this isn't a game

of who the fuck is the bigger asshole here.

I think we've both proven that we can walk that road.

- You know, earlier tonight,

when we were doin' the initial scout of the house,

I was lookin' for all kinds of physical hazards,

I didn't realize the knife in my fuckin' back.

- [Anton] Well, you just didn't look close enough, did ya?

- Apparently not.

You know, it's funny Anton, all this ghost huntin' business,

I never thought it was that livin'

that would fuckin' kill me.

Life's funny like that, eh?

- [Anton] It is, it is.

So, we got some time to kill.

- Yeah, well, let's fuckin' talk.

- [Anton] I think that'll help.

- It's a little thought experiment.

Anton gets his fuckin' money, what's he do then?

Your ex-wife fuckin' hates ya, your kids hate ya.

What are you gonna do with all that money, Anton?

- [Anton] Fuck them.

You think I'm doin' this for them?

Fuck them.

- You did fuck them.

I've been your mate for years,

but I seen how you treat them.

It's only my own honor that took your side

and supported you all the time, you know?

Was your fuckin' shoulder to cry on, lean on,

but you're a real piece a shit, you know that?

I see why they fuckin' kicked ya out of the house.

You're a piece of asshole, aren't ya?

- [Anton] Look, man, we said talk, not berate.

You got anything up your sleeve other than this or,

give me somethin' else.

- Or what, you're gonna shoot me?

- [Anton] Maybe.

- Maybe, at least your fuckin' cards are on the table.

I don't know Anton, give me a fuckin' topic.

What do you wanna talk about?

- [Anton] Oh well, I don't know, fuck, your world view.

- My world view?

Well, I'll tell ya what,

I think that we all come to this life,

this worthy existence, to experience different things,

and maybe, just maybe, 30 years ago,

my fuckin' soul was standing up there in the astral plane

like, I think I'll come down to Earth

so that 30 years from now,

I can get fuckin' killed by some backstabbin' piece of shit.

So on some level, I probably asked for this,

and it's only later when I die, I'll appreciate it.

Do you ever think about that?

That everything you fuckin' go through,

you ask for on some level?

- [Anton] Uh, I think I'm feelin' a lot of that right now.

- Yeah, good.

'Cause you did.

There's been some points throughout the night

when we shoulda fuckin' left.

There's always one voice sayin',

no, we should stay, we should stay.

At least fuckin' Terrance wanted to stay

because he had a thing for Roach.

You, just fuckin' money, fear,

fear we'd get fuckin' blamed for a murder.

- [Anton] Well, that's another reason

why you're not goin' down.

Because you see, if I kill you,

I'm gonna get blamed for all these deaths.

No one's going to look at this and say,

something fuckin' paranormal happened here.

They're gonna say, you killed 'em,

and let me tell ya somethin', if you're alive,

there's somebody else to blame.

There's somebody else, there's somebody

to keep my story straight or there's someone to blame.

- Do you really think this house is gonna let you leave?

- [Anton] I think the biggest problem

that we've had up to now

is turnin' our back on people, leavin' the room.

I ain't turnin' my fuckin' back on you, man.

We're gonna stay like this till morning,

face to fucking face.

- Okay then.

What else you wanna talk about?

'Cause I don't feel sleepy in the slightest.

Do you?

Eyelids gettin' heavy?

(deeply breathing)

Anton?

- [Anton] Ah, you son of a bitch!

(gun fires)

What the fuck?

(panting)

How?

I didn't shoot him.

How?

Oh Jesus Christ!

Fuck!

No!

Oh, fuck!

Fuck.

Roach?

Roach?

Oh, Christ!

Fuck!

Fuck!

(panting)

(crying)

(birds chirping)

(deeply sighs)

I'm all ready for you now.

- [Heather] I'll be right down, Anton.

(peaceful music)

- Oh jeez, you startled me.

- Oh, I like that ring, it's pretty.

- Yeah, it's an old family heirloom.

- Really, it reminds me very much

of one of my brother-in-law had.

- I'm sure it's fairly common.

- You know, Anton, I've been meaning to talk to you.

I've had some serious doubts

about whether or not you and your team

actually did spend the night in the house.

- We've been over this before.

Yes, the team did leave before the end of the night,

but I stayed right till morning, as we agreed.

- Well, I'm really upset about the fact

that the police are investigating this.

I've had to call in a lot of favors

to make sure this thing stays low key.

- Well, as it is, I did have to leave out a few details,

but in the end, what I told them was basically the truth.

Everyone did leave on their own.

- Why do you think the police

are focusing so much on Terrance's disappearance?

- Well, you know, both Mick and Roach are free spirits,

and they enjoy, after an investigation,

to go on a sabbatical and see the world,

so there's not a lotta question there,

and it's not really a case of a next of kin,

but Terrance, his family's concerned,

and they're having a hard time believing

that he would go on a vacation

without letting them know about it.

In the end, the police cleared me of any foul play,

and I handed over copies of all of my footage.

They took a look at it

and decided everything we shot that night was staged.

- Well, I hope you're right,

and I hope that Terrance is found very soon,

and that he is unharmed.

And if, in fact, the police do think it is a hoax

and that it was staged, that'll be a good thing,

and hopefully, that will cause this whole thing

to just blow over and be done with.

- Right, right.

Well, just the same, they will be watching me

and what I do with the money.

Speaking of which, is that the check there?

- It is.

There's a little something extra in here.

- Really?

- Yes.

- Uh, thank you, that's great.

- You're welcome.

- Why?

- I'm hoping that that is a little incentive for you

to hold onto the footage a little longer.

I realize that eventually you will

have to hand the footage over for the program to be made,

but I'm hoping that you'll at least have the decency

to wait until we have sold the house

and changed all the names.

- Of course, I can do that for you.

- Good, and just so that we don't

have any misunderstandings here, you and I are not friends,

and if I never see you again, that will be good.

So Anton, take a moment

and gather all your stuff and your equipment,

and then please, get the hell out of here.

- Fine.

Bitch.

- Across the United States last night, Washington included,

where demonstrators sang, shouted rhetoric

and marched through the streets.

A similar protest took place in New York City

where nearly a dozen people were arrested

for public mischief.

Our next story is about a local group of investigators,

though you may think it's something

straight out of someone's overactive imagination

- [Anton] Oh, shit.

- Four investigators-- - Ah, of course.

- From a well-know web-based show

called Poltergeist Encounters, went into a local home

to investigate allegedly spooky goings-on.

You can chalk that much up to typical internet fare,

except that three of the members

of the ghostly expedition have disappeared without a trace.

The remaining member of the group and team leader,

Anton Crawley was questioned by police--

- Oh fuck. - And told them his staff

was gobbled up by ghoulish ghosts.

Frankly-- - Fucking bitch.

- No has taken the story very seriously,

and the word is that this is most likely

some sort of publicity stunt.

Okay, Anton, you've had your 15 minutes of fame.

Just be sure to cut us a royalty check

when your team gets back--

- For god's sakes. - From their vacation, okay?

In other local news, a dog may be a man's best friend,

but where does that leave Sebastian, a pet pig,

who will have to leave his--

- [Anton] I'm the lead story for a fucking a pig.

(phone ringing)

- People's homes.

(birds squawking)

- Well, looks like you're not gonna need a bigger boat.

(wind rustling)

Let the vacation begin.

(water babbling)

(rumbling)

Welcome to Haiti, birthplace of voodoo and zombies.

You know I'm excited to be here.

I'm hoping to pick up some of their local customs

and maybe even learn some of their secrets, who knows?

(speaking in foreign language)

The Haitian people are wonderful

about sharing their art and their culture.

Their secrets, that's another story.

(waves crashing)

(engine rumbling)

Now, this is a fitting place

for a paranormal investigator to have a vacation.

I bring you the infamous Bermuda Triangle area.

A lot of ships have gone down around here, but not today.

I can't think of a better way to spend $50,000, can you?

(water babbling)

(dolphin squeaking)

I thought you should see how the other side lives,

the paranormal other side.

I did pretty well for myself.

I managed to keep all the money.

I didn't have to share with any of my team

since they all disappeared,

and I didn't have to put up with much lip from that bitch.

Oh, and I cleared a haunted house.

That's pretty good too.

One other thing, I got this awesome new ring.

It's really--

(staticky buzzing)

(indistinct chattering)

(laughing)

(flashbulb pops)

(eerie music)