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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,854 --> 00:00:30,160 [alarm clock clatters] 2 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:45,262 [clock ticks] 3 00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:25,215 [sighs] 4 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:34,877 [sighs] 5 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:37,184 -[door opens] -[clattering] 6 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:38,402 Damn it. 7 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:39,882 Here, let me do that. 8 00:01:39,925 --> 00:01:41,971 [sighs] No, I'll fix it. 9 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:43,364 You'll just re-injure your back 10 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:44,713 and we'll be screwed for another year. 11 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:47,281 Becca, I told you, I'll do it. 12 00:01:47,324 --> 00:01:49,326 The doctor said I'm good to go back to work. 13 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:50,980 It's about time. 14 00:01:51,023 --> 00:01:53,243 Your workers' comp. ran out two months ago. 15 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:56,290 Babe, you need to relax about all this stuff. 16 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:57,639 Okay? 17 00:01:57,682 --> 00:02:00,555 I told you, it's gonna be okay. 18 00:02:00,598 --> 00:02:03,253 And we can start trying again to get pregnant. 19 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:04,515 [pills rattle] 20 00:02:07,692 --> 00:02:09,172 It's gonna happen. 21 00:02:15,613 --> 00:02:16,788 That's my girl. 22 00:02:16,832 --> 00:02:18,573 And... 23 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,618 there's no time like the present 24 00:02:20,662 --> 00:02:21,924 to start trying again. 25 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:23,795 [dry laugh] There's no time, period. 26 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:25,362 I have to go to work. 27 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:29,410 I hate to burst your bubble, 28 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:31,455 but this whole infertility thing, 29 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:33,196 it might not be me. 30 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,546 I know, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna get checked out. 31 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,200 You said that before. 32 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:38,506 I mean it this time. 33 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:40,377 I am. 34 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:43,511 Oh, don't forget, we got to go to Max and Mindy's tomorrow. 35 00:02:43,554 --> 00:02:45,208 Okay, I'm going to work. 36 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:51,083 Love you too. 37 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:05,446 Hi. [laughs] 38 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:07,622 I swear, I still need a G.P.S. 39 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:09,232 to make my way around this place. 40 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,668 See? I told you, darling. 41 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:12,279 The guests should use the maid's bathroom. 42 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:13,976 -It's so much closer. -[scoffs] 43 00:03:14,019 --> 00:03:16,413 Have our guests use the help's bathroom? 44 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:17,632 No, not in my house. 45 00:03:17,675 --> 00:03:19,721 Our house, darling. It's our house. 46 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:22,114 See, honey? Now you've started an argument. 47 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:24,160 Mindy and I don't argue... ever. 48 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,770 You know, that's actually true. 49 00:03:25,814 --> 00:03:27,119 You don't argue? 50 00:03:27,163 --> 00:03:30,993 No way. Every couple argues. 51 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:33,952 I hate to be blunt, but it's because we're rich. 52 00:03:33,996 --> 00:03:35,127 [laughs] Max! 53 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:36,825 -What? -That's so gauche. 54 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:39,915 He's become so obnoxious lately, 55 00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:42,613 ever since he closed that real-estate deal on Rodeo Drive. 56 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:46,356 Oh, he's been doing that ever since our fraternity days. 57 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,358 -He's humble bragging. -Look, all I'm saying 58 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:50,230 is that, statistically, the number one thing 59 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:51,796 couples argue about the most is money, 60 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,494 or the lack thereof. 61 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:55,887 So if you take that off the table, 62 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:58,020 what else is there to argue about? 63 00:03:58,063 --> 00:04:00,283 Like I said before, Ron, 64 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:03,068 if you ever need a little help, all you have to do is ask. 65 00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:06,071 And like I said before, don't be ridiculous. 66 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:09,814 You know, all I need is one big construction job 67 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:11,251 and we'll be flush again. 68 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:12,991 And once he's done redoing the loft, 69 00:04:13,035 --> 00:04:14,471 we're gonna flip it for a fortune. 70 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:16,473 So don't you worry. 71 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:17,474 We'll be fine. 72 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:24,568 Mindy, I really like your new hair. 73 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:26,440 Oh, thanks. 74 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:28,398 You know, it is so true what they say, 75 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:31,140 blondes have way more fun. 76 00:04:31,183 --> 00:04:32,707 Hope our husbands don't get us confused. 77 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:35,231 Speaking of which... 78 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:39,235 how's your sex life these days? 79 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:43,108 Uh, it's-- it's-- it's great. 80 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:44,762 -Yeah? -Yeah, no complaints. 81 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:45,589 Yeah, couldn't be better. 82 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:47,939 That's what you think. 83 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:53,945 So being rich gives you guys better sex too? 84 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:55,033 Come on, guys. 85 00:04:55,077 --> 00:04:57,340 Yeah, what's with you two today? 86 00:04:57,384 --> 00:05:00,691 Well, actually, that's the point. 87 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:04,173 You see, it's not just us two. 88 00:05:04,216 --> 00:05:06,262 What's not just us two? 89 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,003 Yeah, what are you talking about? 90 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:12,268 Mindy and I have been on an extraordinary adventure. 91 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:15,532 We've... opened our marriage. 92 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:19,362 It's a whole new glorious world. 93 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:22,496 Wait, so-- so you guys are having sex with other people? 94 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:24,628 Yes, we are. 95 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:32,636 Isn't that dangerous? Like playing with fire? 96 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,509 Mm, it is, but playing with fire is what makes it so hot. 97 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:39,164 Until you get burned. 98 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:40,470 That's where the rules come in, sweetie. 99 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:42,211 We have our limits. 100 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:44,039 [Max] I mean, I never thought I would ever do this. 101 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:46,781 I'm the one that demanded a cheating clause in our prenup. 102 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:48,696 Which was completely unnecessary. 103 00:05:48,739 --> 00:05:53,048 But as long as you follow the rules that you make, 104 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:54,441 nobody gets hurt. 105 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:57,052 -Rules? -Yeah, like what? 106 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:03,537 Like, for example, our number one rule is... 107 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:07,236 No extracurricular activities 108 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:09,325 -without the other person. -[Mindy silently mimics] Boom. 109 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,587 Really? 110 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:13,329 And practice safe sex, of course? 111 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,026 -Of course. -Of course, of course. 112 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:18,203 [mouthing] Wow. 113 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:19,901 You know what, it's getting really late. 114 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:21,598 I think we should get going. 115 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:23,687 Suit yourself. 116 00:06:23,731 --> 00:06:26,647 I just have a really early morning tomorrow. 117 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:29,606 Yeah, we'll, uh, we'll continue this discussion another time. 118 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:32,522 Hope we didn't scare you off. 119 00:06:32,566 --> 00:06:34,002 [car engine revs] 120 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:51,541 So what'd you think? 121 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:54,414 You go first. 122 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:21,223 [upbeat music playing] 123 00:07:58,390 --> 00:07:59,696 Morning, babe. 124 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,219 Morning. 125 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:06,398 So Mindy was in rare form last night. 126 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:08,575 Were you as surprised as I was 127 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:11,534 about their extracurricular activities? 128 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:14,319 Yeah, completely. I didn't think they were that type. 129 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:18,541 Are we? 130 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:21,501 Are we what? 131 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:23,981 The type? 132 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:26,201 I mean... 133 00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:27,637 [laughs] I don't-- 134 00:08:27,681 --> 00:08:29,247 I-- I just-- 135 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:32,512 Come on, be honest. 136 00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:35,427 You clearly got excited about the idea. 137 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:38,387 Well, you were obviously excited yourself. 138 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:40,520 [scoffs] 'Cause it was hot to think about. 139 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:45,612 But I don't know if I could actually do it. 140 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,657 I mean, I would never do anything you didn't want to do. 141 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:50,268 You know I would never do anything to hurt you. 142 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,532 I know. 143 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:57,493 I mean, maybe it would be a welcome distraction. 144 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,755 From? 145 00:08:58,799 --> 00:09:01,192 You know, stuff. 146 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,544 Yeah. 147 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:06,546 Stuff's been pretty rough lately. 148 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,855 Obviously... it would be entirely up to you. 149 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:13,596 Great. 150 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:17,600 So, if it doesn't go right, then it's all on me. 151 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,994 Yeah, I mean I wasn't seriously considering it. 152 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:21,778 [scoffs] Yeah, right. 153 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:23,084 [chuckling] 154 00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:34,617 I don't know if you noticed, but I finally finished 155 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,401 stripping the paint off the brick yesterday. 156 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:38,969 Are we still scheduled to move out in March? 157 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,625 Probably more like May or June. 158 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,453 It's a better time to flip properties then anyway. 159 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,544 I know it's no big deal to you, 160 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,634 but I'm having a harder time with this uncertainty. 161 00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:54,332 You mean about money coming in? 162 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:56,117 That's part of it. 163 00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,860 [sighs] Please, babe, don't rub it in. 164 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:02,384 I feel guilty enough that you have to work double shifts at the hospital. 165 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:04,647 Ron, look at me. 166 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:07,563 It's my turn to be the breadwinner. 167 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,130 I'm okay with that. 168 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:10,131 Really. 169 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:12,960 Than what is it? 170 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:17,878 Someday I'd like to feel like our home is our home, 171 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:21,142 and if we're ever able to start a family, 172 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:23,753 I don't want to be so transient. 173 00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:25,625 I'm sorry, honey. 174 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:31,979 Maybe Max and Mindy have the right idea. 175 00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:34,155 About open relationships? 176 00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,504 [clicks tongue] 177 00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,724 No, about money solving stuff. 178 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,377 Oh, that. 179 00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,553 Yeah. 180 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:42,859 I see what you mean. 181 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,601 All right, I got to get to work. 182 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,558 Okay. 183 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,655 [Man] Wait a minute. 184 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:58,701 Last night was the first time that you and Ron had sex in three months? 185 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,660 -[phone ringing] -Yeah. 186 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,052 I thought you two were trying to have a baby, 187 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:03,880 a lot, like bunnies. 188 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,536 We are. Well, we were. 189 00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,364 I guess we are again. 190 00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:12,672 Okay, well, that's good, but why the sudden change? 191 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,326 I don't know. 192 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,198 Come on, spill it. 193 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:23,073 [quietly] Okay, so last night, 194 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,945 we went up to our rich friend's house in Malibu, 195 00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:29,253 and they suggested that we... try opening... 196 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:32,604 A lemonade stand? 197 00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:34,345 [huffs] No. 198 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:38,480 Okay, that Ron and I try opening up our marriage. 199 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,090 Oh. 200 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,183 This just got interesting. 201 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:47,837 You know, to like spice things up. 202 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,752 Hmm. 203 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,928 So you two had a four-way with Max and Mindy last night. 204 00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:54,409 No! [whispers] We just talked about it. 205 00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:56,628 Okay. I believe you. 206 00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:58,369 Then what happened? 207 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,504 Then I guess the conversation 208 00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,375 just got Ron and I a little frisky. 209 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:07,814 And when we got home, you know, things just... 210 00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:10,381 kinda happened. 211 00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:12,557 So, you were turned on by the idea? 212 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:15,952 I never thought I'd say this, but... 213 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:17,171 yeah. 214 00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:18,825 And if I'm being completely honest, 215 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:21,566 [whispers] I'm kind of intrigued. 216 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,830 -And so was Ron? -Well, yeah, he's a guy. 217 00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,309 -Remember? -[laughs] 218 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,789 Trust me, I remember. 219 00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,576 So... what do you think? 220 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:34,666 Well, in gay-land, 221 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:38,366 open relationships are pretty normal... 222 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:42,805 unless you're ugly, in which case, nobody wants to have sex with you. 223 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,589 -Tough crowd. -[laughs] 224 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:47,027 But seriously, between two men, 225 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:50,421 we, you know, we get it. 226 00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,554 Get what? 227 00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,861 That love and lust are two different things. 228 00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:58,560 Sex is sex. 229 00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:02,651 I'd feel threatened if I watched Ron 230 00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:03,783 have sex with another woman. 231 00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,786 A loving, trusting relationship 232 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:09,440 doesn't have to feel threatened by... 233 00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:10,790 opening things up. 234 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,226 In fact, it can strengthen it. 235 00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,054 How? 236 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,839 Well, by experiencing something exciting together, 237 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,580 as a team. 238 00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,756 But now that you're married, it's different right? 239 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,062 Not at all. 240 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,759 Gary and I have an open marriage. 241 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,327 You do?! 242 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,416 -Sure. -[gasps] 243 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:29,852 And you may want to close your mouth 244 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,027 before a fly lands in there. 245 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:33,464 You never told me that. 246 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:34,770 You never asked. 247 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,468 [scoffs] 248 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:40,341 You guys just seem so happy and so committed. 249 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,603 That's the point. 250 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:42,996 We are. 251 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,694 And you never get jealous? 252 00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:48,610 -No. -Not at all. 253 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:51,874 What you need to do is have a conversation with the rich wife. 254 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,745 -Mindy. -Yeah. 255 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:57,401 You need to have a one-on-one with her woman to woman. 256 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,969 Make sure that you two are on the same page. 257 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:07,890 [Mindy] So come on. 258 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,587 Spit it out. 259 00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:12,155 Your lunch break isn't long enough to beat around the bush. 260 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:15,463 Okay, so I wanted to talk to you about the-- 261 00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:16,899 Our salacious proposition 262 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,988 for you and your hot, juicy slab of a husband? 263 00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:20,163 Yes. 264 00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:22,600 The whole idea just seems so... 265 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:23,950 naughty. 266 00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,473 And, I mean, I wasn't a prude 267 00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,170 before I married Ron, or anything. 268 00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:29,999 Hmm... a little bit of a late bloomer, 269 00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:32,001 but you made up for lost time. 270 00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:34,395 Yeah, well, Ron is definitely open to it. 271 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:37,093 Though, he's trying to hide how open to it he is. 272 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,095 I know how it goes. Trust me. 273 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,054 When Max first suggested it, 274 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,533 I almost slugged him. 275 00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:43,665 Slugged him? 276 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,449 I thought you don't fight. 277 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,105 We don't. I just hit him sometimes, 278 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,367 but I don't leave a mark. 279 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,325 Really? 280 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,805 I'm kidding! 281 00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:54,937 What is up with you today? 282 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,769 Didn't you worry when he brought it up? 283 00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:03,076 Didn't-- didn't it make you feel insecure? 284 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,294 [chuckles] 285 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,818 First, I don't do insecure, 286 00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:09,821 and second, neither one of us would ever dream of cheating. 287 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,519 Why is that? 288 00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,651 Because of our prenup, silly. 289 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,131 If I get caught cheating, 290 00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:16,567 I get kicked to the curb with nothing. 291 00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,439 And if he gets caught cheating, 292 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,441 I take him to the cleaners. 293 00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:23,096 So, an open marriage is not considered cheating? 294 00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:27,491 Nope. Our arrangement 295 00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,537 is that we experience everything together. 296 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,888 So, there's no cheating, there's no lying. 297 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,325 There's no secrecy. 298 00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,414 I don't know. I just don't know if Ron and I's relationship 299 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,503 is on solid enough ground right now. 300 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,028 I'd be afraid it would drive us further apart. 301 00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:44,726 What's going on with you two? 302 00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,208 [sighs] 303 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:52,038 This past year has just been a perfect storm of problems. 304 00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,430 Look... 305 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:55,998 I didn't want to tell you this 306 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,130 'cause I didn't want you to worry, 307 00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:59,045 but just last year, 308 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,872 Max and I were headed for divorce. 309 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,178 Really? 310 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:04,746 You covered it well. 311 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:07,227 I'm good at that. 312 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:11,274 Anyway, we decided to try this whole open relationship, 313 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:14,451 and the most amazing thing happened. 314 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:19,935 It rekindled the spark that had gone from our marriage. 315 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,719 We're happier now than we've ever been. 316 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,069 Huh. 317 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,420 So... [sighs] 318 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,640 no pressure, 319 00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,294 but I hope you give this some serious thought. 320 00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,774 It worked for us, 321 00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,254 and it just might work for the two of you. 322 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,256 I consider you my best friend. 323 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:39,172 I didn't know you thought so highly of me. 324 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:42,218 I'm... I'm honored. 325 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,875 [music playing] 326 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,355 [sizzling] 327 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,663 My fertility test came back. 328 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:55,405 Oh? And? 329 00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:58,452 The doctor says I have a 1% chance of having children. 330 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,630 I'm sorry to hear it, pal. 331 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:04,762 Are you okay? 332 00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,547 At least I know now 333 00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:07,983 what it's like to be part of the 1%. 334 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,202 Ha-ha-ha. 335 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:10,290 Very funny. 336 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,205 How's Becca taking it? 337 00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,817 -I haven't told her. -Why not? 338 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,906 Just don't say anything, all right? 339 00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,125 Especially to Mindy. 340 00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:20,865 I don't think I can handle 341 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:23,607 telling Becca one more piece of bad news right now. 342 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,087 She deserves to know. 343 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,262 I'm gonna tell her... 344 00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:28,569 when I get a construction job. 345 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:31,093 At least then she'll see me as successful at something. 346 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,356 Come on, you're being too hard on yourself. 347 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,402 No, I'm not. Man, she could decide to leave me over this. 348 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:36,794 That's crazy talk. 349 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,840 You two are the happiest couple I know. 350 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,582 Not lately. 351 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:44,846 We had sex for the first time in months the other night. 352 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:47,196 -Really? -Yeah. 353 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,980 The night you-- 354 00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:51,200 you and Mindy told us about that whole open marriage thing. 355 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,810 What? 356 00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:54,812 Our little conversation 357 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:55,857 got you two all hot and bothered? 358 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,642 I guess it kind of did. 359 00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:00,557 I don't think we're ready to go through with it, though. 360 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:01,950 Hey. 361 00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,517 [whispers] Don't knock it. 362 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,824 This open relationship has brought me and Mindy closer. 363 00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,132 What about us, Max? 364 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,829 Our friendship, what would it do to us? 365 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:14,615 It's just sex. 366 00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:17,748 Trust me. 367 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,620 As long as everyone's on the same page... 368 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,188 no one gets hurt. 369 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,885 No one gets hurt. 370 00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,194 [male singer] ♪ You got me feelin' fine 371 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,198 ♪ Got me feelin' fine 372 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,723 ♪ I'm gonna lose my mind 373 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,335 ♪ Hey, you got me feelin' fine 374 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:41,685 ♪ Hey, yeah, yeah 375 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:45,820 ♪ Come on, come on 376 00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:00,574 [phone dings] 377 00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,011 That's my ding. 378 00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,708 I know your ding, honey. 379 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,145 [text message whoosh] 380 00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:10,236 My, my, we're popular. 381 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,630 That's a first. 382 00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:14,718 Who's it from? 383 00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:15,676 Mindy. 384 00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:19,375 [Becca] I got one from Max. 385 00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,987 Let me guess, "Sleepover this Saturday"? 386 00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,293 That's it exactly. 387 00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:28,645 So what do you say? 388 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,213 I don't know. 389 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,693 What do you say? 390 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,274 Are you sure about this? 391 00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,668 I'm sure I want to try it. 392 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,583 Yeah, I know you do, you naughty girl. 393 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,761 -Remember the rules. -Yeah, of course. 394 00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,328 Number one, we do nothing without each other, 395 00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:01,461 and, number two, if one of us wants to stop, 396 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,114 we both stop, no questions asked. 397 00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,828 [clock ticking] 398 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:42,980 This painting, it's new, isn't it? 399 00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:46,027 Yes. Good eye. 400 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,463 We acquired that 401 00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,639 at an auction in Paris last year. 402 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:53,252 I think it's hideous, but Max likes it, 403 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,341 so what do I know? 404 00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,647 I'm not an art critic. 405 00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,388 Ron... 406 00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:01,172 what do you think? 407 00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:04,393 [Ron] Well, the colors are nice, 408 00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:06,874 but it's not really-- 409 00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,223 not really my style. 410 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,487 [Mindy] See, Max? Ron agrees. 411 00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:13,837 So, Becca... 412 00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:15,752 not to put you on the spot or anything, 413 00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,885 but whose side are you on? 414 00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:23,499 Well, I like it. 415 00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:25,980 It's striking, 416 00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:28,156 and it commands your attention. 417 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,594 I couldn't agree more. 418 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:48,263 [female singer] ♪ Wrap my legs around you 419 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:52,267 ♪ And you feel me holding you tight ♪ 420 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,967 ♪ Lost in sight 421 00:21:57,011 --> 00:21:59,753 ♪ My heavy breath 422 00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:03,757 ♪ I dare you to speak of her ♪ 423 00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:09,980 ♪ Victim of seduction 424 00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:15,508 ♪ Prisoner in my world 425 00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:19,903 ♪ Just one glance 426 00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:22,558 ♪ In this devil's eyes 427 00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:26,475 ♪ I dare you to speak of her 428 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,382 So? 429 00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:06,297 So what? 430 00:23:06,341 --> 00:23:07,690 What do you mean "so what"? 431 00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:09,823 We haven't even talked about last night yet. 432 00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:12,303 What's there to talk about? 433 00:23:13,609 --> 00:23:14,436 Seriously? 434 00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:17,396 I know, I, uh... 435 00:23:20,007 --> 00:23:22,270 I don't know what to say? 436 00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:25,491 It brought up a lot of mixed emotions. 437 00:23:27,188 --> 00:23:28,929 Yeah, I understand. 438 00:23:28,972 --> 00:23:30,365 We don't have to do it again. 439 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,411 No, that's... not what I'm saying. 440 00:23:34,935 --> 00:23:35,849 Uh... [sighs] 441 00:23:37,285 --> 00:23:39,722 Was it what you thought it was gonna be? 442 00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:42,769 Did you ever see yourself doing what we did? 443 00:23:45,902 --> 00:23:47,991 I mean, I thought about it in a fantasy kind of way 444 00:23:48,035 --> 00:23:49,732 'cause I'm a guy. 445 00:23:49,776 --> 00:23:51,081 Really? 446 00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:52,822 I mean, the fantasy was a little different. 447 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,739 More women, less Max. 448 00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:58,349 [giggles] 449 00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:03,790 How do you feel about it? 450 00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:08,359 You promise you won't get mad? 451 00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:11,188 Sure. 452 00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:13,016 I thought it was really hot, 453 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:15,105 and I can tell you did too. 454 00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:19,327 I did... 455 00:24:19,370 --> 00:24:21,547 but that's not the point. 456 00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:22,983 What's the point? 457 00:24:25,246 --> 00:24:27,030 I don't know. 458 00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:32,209 I'm just being a hypocrite. 459 00:24:32,253 --> 00:24:34,385 I enjoyed it and you enjoyed it. 460 00:24:34,429 --> 00:24:35,735 So... 461 00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:38,999 So, we're good? 462 00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:42,481 We're good. 463 00:24:55,102 --> 00:24:56,059 [giggles] 464 00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:12,728 [Ron] Listen, there's something I have to tell you. 465 00:25:12,772 --> 00:25:14,556 I don't want to jinx it, 466 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,558 but I just put in a bid 467 00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:18,560 for a big construction job, 468 00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:21,607 a community center that's being commissioned by the mayor. 469 00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:25,175 That's good. I'm so proud of you. 470 00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:26,829 Yeah, I don't want to get my hopes up too high, 471 00:25:26,873 --> 00:25:28,439 but I think I have a real shot at this. 472 00:25:28,483 --> 00:25:29,919 That's great, sweetheart. 473 00:25:31,617 --> 00:25:33,444 Things are finally looking up. 474 00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:37,927 [metal clanking] 475 00:25:37,971 --> 00:25:39,538 [text message whoosh] 476 00:25:47,807 --> 00:25:49,722 Guess what I got. 477 00:25:49,765 --> 00:25:51,593 Text from Max? 478 00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:52,551 Yup. 479 00:25:53,682 --> 00:25:54,814 Same here from Mindy. 480 00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:56,598 So what do you think? 481 00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:59,035 The alley door behind Crowley's? 482 00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:01,472 They've certainly got my curiosity up. 483 00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:06,521 [music thumping] 484 00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:12,092 Glad you decided to show. 485 00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:13,049 Are you ready? 486 00:26:15,486 --> 00:26:17,140 [buzz] 487 00:26:17,184 --> 00:26:18,881 So what is this place? 488 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,189 Open for Bizness. 489 00:26:22,232 --> 00:26:24,191 It's an underground club. 490 00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:26,628 -Mindy found it. -There's this app called Caligula 491 00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:28,630 that shows all the nearest hot spots 492 00:26:28,674 --> 00:26:31,111 for open-minded people like us. 493 00:26:31,154 --> 00:26:34,331 I wasn't expecting to do this with total strangers. 494 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,856 -Yeah-- -Stop worrying. 495 00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:39,162 You can just watch, no pressure. 496 00:26:39,206 --> 00:26:40,468 [Female on intercom] Password? 497 00:26:41,687 --> 00:26:43,514 Kumquat. 498 00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:44,690 [door buzzes] 499 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:56,615 Welcome. 500 00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:17,244 I am Vulnavia, 501 00:27:17,287 --> 00:27:19,681 and we only have three rules here. 502 00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:24,730 Number one, anything-- and I mean anything-- goes. 503 00:27:24,773 --> 00:27:27,254 Number two, if anything doesn't go, 504 00:27:27,297 --> 00:27:29,952 well, tonight's safe word is "suspenders." 505 00:27:29,996 --> 00:27:32,912 And number three, have fun. 506 00:27:38,787 --> 00:27:40,702 Now down the hall and to your left, 507 00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:43,313 is "Pandora's Labyrinth," but you know what? 508 00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:44,706 I don't think your friends are ready for that yet. 509 00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:47,056 And this... 510 00:27:49,058 --> 00:27:50,843 is the "Meet & Greet Suite." 511 00:27:50,886 --> 00:27:51,800 So you know what? 512 00:27:53,062 --> 00:27:55,151 Why don't you, uh, meet... 513 00:27:56,326 --> 00:27:57,371 and greet. 514 00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:05,901 So what's your pleasure? 515 00:28:05,945 --> 00:28:07,642 Sex on the Beach? 516 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,905 Or would you like a cocktail first? 517 00:28:09,949 --> 00:28:11,385 [laughs] 518 00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:12,647 That's a good one. 519 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,301 Why thank you, baby. Stick around. 520 00:28:14,344 --> 00:28:16,303 I got a million of 'em. 521 00:28:16,346 --> 00:28:17,478 Actually, I'm not drinking tonight. 522 00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:20,960 -Really? -In a place like this, 523 00:28:21,003 --> 00:28:22,483 I don't want to dull my senses. 524 00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:25,181 I'm with you. 525 00:28:25,225 --> 00:28:26,879 Gentlemen? 526 00:28:26,922 --> 00:28:29,490 I'm designated driver. 527 00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:32,188 [sighs] I guess I'll pass too. 528 00:28:34,582 --> 00:28:36,627 Suit yourselves. 529 00:28:36,671 --> 00:28:38,238 Galoshes anyone? 530 00:28:38,281 --> 00:28:41,110 Oh, yeah, good idea. 531 00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:44,070 How many of those do you plan on using and with whom? 532 00:28:44,113 --> 00:28:45,767 Honey, they're free. I'm just playing it cool. 533 00:29:00,564 --> 00:29:01,914 I don't think I'm ready for this. 534 00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:03,785 It's too much. 535 00:29:03,829 --> 00:29:05,395 Yeah, no, babe, I'm with you. 536 00:29:05,439 --> 00:29:06,614 Hey, hey. 537 00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:10,009 Relax, we're just here to watch. 538 00:29:10,052 --> 00:29:12,620 You know, prime the pump. 539 00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:14,753 This is just foreplay for our... 540 00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:16,667 [whispers] foreplay. 541 00:29:17,886 --> 00:29:19,148 Let's go. 542 00:29:30,377 --> 00:29:31,639 [Becca] It's so small. 543 00:29:31,682 --> 00:29:34,555 Oh, yeah, it's kind of a tight fit. 544 00:29:34,598 --> 00:29:36,078 That's the idea. 545 00:29:36,122 --> 00:29:38,864 So, who wants to go first? 546 00:29:49,526 --> 00:29:52,399 [music playing] 547 00:30:44,973 --> 00:30:46,105 Mindy? 548 00:30:46,148 --> 00:30:47,846 Mindy. 549 00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:49,935 -What is it, sexy? -Where's Max and Becca? 550 00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:54,722 Here, come on. 551 00:31:08,170 --> 00:31:11,304 Isn't rule number one that we're all supposed to be together? 552 00:31:11,347 --> 00:31:13,610 -I-- -We are all together... 553 00:31:13,654 --> 00:31:15,525 in this club. 554 00:31:15,569 --> 00:31:17,179 [Max] Sorry, guys. 555 00:31:17,223 --> 00:31:20,617 The chair we got stuck with was giving me a back ache. 556 00:31:20,661 --> 00:31:22,706 We just went to go find something more comfortable. 557 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:23,707 That's it. 558 00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:30,236 Anyway, it's getting late. 559 00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:31,890 Let's get dressed. 560 00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:33,021 Okay. 561 00:31:53,433 --> 00:31:55,652 You enjoyed yourself last night. 562 00:31:55,696 --> 00:31:57,611 Wasn't that the point? 563 00:31:59,482 --> 00:32:00,396 I guess. 564 00:32:01,615 --> 00:32:02,746 I mean, yeah, it was. 565 00:32:04,574 --> 00:32:06,315 You certainly seemed to be having a good time. 566 00:32:08,013 --> 00:32:09,275 Oh, I did. 567 00:32:12,582 --> 00:32:14,019 Then what's wrong? 568 00:32:14,062 --> 00:32:14,933 Nothing. 569 00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:18,675 What is it? 570 00:32:20,590 --> 00:32:21,940 It's just that... 571 00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:27,249 [sighs] Never mind. 572 00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:29,817 Oh, my... Look, I'm sorry. 573 00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:31,340 Max has a bad back 574 00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:32,689 and I was just looking out for his condition. 575 00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:36,563 Well, Max's bad back 576 00:32:36,606 --> 00:32:38,260 doesn't stop him from earning millions. 577 00:32:40,828 --> 00:32:42,569 I didn't mean to compare the two. 578 00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:43,700 Anyway... 579 00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:50,098 I think we should stop. 580 00:32:50,142 --> 00:32:51,752 Really? 581 00:32:51,795 --> 00:32:53,014 What do you mean "really"? 582 00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:54,189 You're not being fair. 583 00:32:55,408 --> 00:32:56,844 You were in absolute heaven. 584 00:32:56,887 --> 00:32:58,759 You're right. I was. 585 00:32:58,802 --> 00:33:00,369 But it's off. 586 00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:02,328 Clearly, we can't handle this. 587 00:33:10,379 --> 00:33:11,772 [Mindy scoffs] 588 00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:13,861 If I don't lose five pounds by November, 589 00:33:13,904 --> 00:33:15,776 I'm not going to be able to fit in the Badgley Mischka 590 00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:17,473 that Max got me for my birthday party. 591 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,084 What are you talking about? 592 00:33:19,127 --> 00:33:21,042 You don't need to lose one ounce. 593 00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:23,001 Thanks. That's why I love you. 594 00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:24,828 Oh, that reminds me. 595 00:33:24,872 --> 00:33:26,569 A little gift from me for no other reason 596 00:33:26,613 --> 00:33:28,963 than everyone deserves a little surprise every now and then. 597 00:33:31,096 --> 00:33:32,184 Here. 598 00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:33,533 It's yours. 599 00:33:39,147 --> 00:33:40,714 Shoot, you don't like it? 600 00:33:40,757 --> 00:33:42,368 No, I like it. 601 00:33:42,411 --> 00:33:44,544 I mean, I love it. 602 00:33:44,587 --> 00:33:46,111 Good. I'm delighted. 603 00:33:48,852 --> 00:33:50,506 [sighs] Listen. 604 00:33:50,550 --> 00:33:52,073 I need to talk to you about something. 605 00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:53,379 I'm listening. 606 00:33:53,422 --> 00:33:56,860 We're calling the whole open thing off. 607 00:33:58,949 --> 00:34:01,082 Why is that? 608 00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:04,303 It just got too... complicated. 609 00:34:04,346 --> 00:34:05,565 Hm. 610 00:34:08,611 --> 00:34:09,830 Seems pretty simple to me. 611 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,093 What do you mean? 612 00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:14,095 You're afraid. 613 00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:15,792 Afraid of what? 614 00:34:15,836 --> 00:34:16,967 I don't know. 615 00:34:17,011 --> 00:34:17,881 You tell me. 616 00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:21,102 I'm not afraid. 617 00:34:21,146 --> 00:34:22,930 -Yes, you are. -Of what? 618 00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:25,628 Of breaking out of your shell, 619 00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:27,152 shaking things up a bit. 620 00:34:28,414 --> 00:34:29,545 I know. 621 00:34:30,981 --> 00:34:33,201 It's not me. 622 00:34:33,245 --> 00:34:35,334 Ron's actually the one who called it off, 623 00:34:35,377 --> 00:34:37,162 and if one of us wants to stop, 624 00:34:37,205 --> 00:34:39,120 we both stop, no questions asked. 625 00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:44,560 He'll come around. 626 00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:46,780 Don't worry. 627 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:08,976 [television chatter] 628 00:35:10,543 --> 00:35:11,718 [Ron] Oh-- Yes! 629 00:35:11,761 --> 00:35:12,762 Oh! Oh, my god! 630 00:35:12,806 --> 00:35:15,243 Oh f-- Yes! Yeah! 631 00:35:15,287 --> 00:35:16,549 Oh, great! 632 00:35:16,592 --> 00:35:18,812 -Mm. -[phone rings] 633 00:35:20,335 --> 00:35:23,164 -[ringing, beeps] -Hey, babe, what's up? 634 00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:26,689 Hey, so it turns out I'm gonna be working late-shift tonight, 635 00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:28,691 -covering for Dylan. -Oh, okay. 636 00:35:28,735 --> 00:35:30,171 Yeah, I'm just here watching the game. 637 00:35:30,215 --> 00:35:31,868 You want me to save you some pizza? 638 00:35:31,912 --> 00:35:34,610 No, I'm gonna be here till midnight. 639 00:35:34,654 --> 00:35:37,352 [Ron] Uh, yeah, I'll probably be asleep by then. 640 00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:39,528 No worries, don't wait up. 641 00:35:39,572 --> 00:35:41,443 Oh, wait, babe! Baby, I got to go! They're about to score! 642 00:35:41,487 --> 00:35:44,403 -Come on! Come on! -[phone disconnects] 643 00:35:44,446 --> 00:35:47,057 [sighs] Yeah, I love you too. 644 00:35:47,101 --> 00:35:48,015 Bye. 645 00:35:49,886 --> 00:35:52,150 You are a goddess! 646 00:35:52,193 --> 00:35:53,673 -Ugh! -Glad I can help. 647 00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:55,153 [sighs] Thank you. 648 00:35:55,196 --> 00:35:56,589 I thank you. 649 00:35:58,243 --> 00:35:59,418 My husband thanks you. 650 00:36:02,072 --> 00:36:03,857 But most of all... 651 00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:05,424 Lady Gaga thanks you. 652 00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:07,643 Yes, because she just couldn't go on 653 00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:09,732 if you and Gary weren't there for moral support 654 00:36:09,776 --> 00:36:11,169 from the nosebleed seats. 655 00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:13,127 First mezzanine! 656 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,389 Whatever. 657 00:36:14,433 --> 00:36:15,869 Get out of here before I change my mind. 658 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:18,045 Thanks. 659 00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:22,092 [chuckles] 660 00:36:36,542 --> 00:36:37,586 [sighs] 661 00:36:39,284 --> 00:36:40,676 [text message whoosh] 662 00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:52,035 [sighs] 663 00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:17,539 "Tonight's password... 664 00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:19,149 Romeo." 665 00:37:41,737 --> 00:37:42,695 [buzz] 666 00:37:44,349 --> 00:37:45,698 Okay. 667 00:37:45,741 --> 00:37:47,395 You're just gonna watch. 668 00:37:47,439 --> 00:37:49,005 There's no harm in watching. 669 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,312 [Vulnavia] Password. 670 00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:53,183 It's, uh, Romeo. 671 00:37:53,227 --> 00:37:54,663 [door buzzes] 672 00:37:57,971 --> 00:38:00,060 [music plays] 673 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:03,281 [chuckles] 674 00:38:04,412 --> 00:38:05,892 Welcome back, baby. 675 00:38:18,513 --> 00:38:21,516 And an H-2-0 for Romeo. 676 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,866 -Thanks, Vulnavia. -Hey, you're welcome. 677 00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:25,346 Can I get you anything else? 678 00:38:25,390 --> 00:38:26,869 [people chatter] 679 00:38:28,828 --> 00:38:30,395 Anything? 680 00:38:31,657 --> 00:38:34,007 No, no. 681 00:39:03,515 --> 00:39:06,866 [chattering] 682 00:39:24,274 --> 00:39:26,015 Hi, I'm Angelique. 683 00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:30,411 And you are? 684 00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:32,805 Ron. Um, I'm Ron. 685 00:39:34,415 --> 00:39:37,723 You are just... breathtaking. 686 00:39:44,947 --> 00:39:46,732 I-- I can't. 687 00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:48,124 You can't what? 688 00:39:48,168 --> 00:39:49,212 I-- I can't do this. 689 00:39:51,171 --> 00:39:52,738 Then why are you here? 690 00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:56,437 -My wife, she, uh-- -What about her? 691 00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:58,047 She doesn't know I'm here. 692 00:40:00,572 --> 00:40:03,139 Well, I won't tell her if you won't. 693 00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:41,221 Sorry. 694 00:40:45,051 --> 00:40:45,921 [door clangs] 695 00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:52,101 [ticking] 696 00:40:52,145 --> 00:40:53,538 [dog barking] 697 00:40:56,236 --> 00:40:59,369 [sirens blaring] 698 00:41:11,425 --> 00:41:12,382 [sighs] 699 00:41:25,961 --> 00:41:27,006 What's the matter? 700 00:41:28,703 --> 00:41:30,923 Your back? 701 00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:32,359 No, I-- I got to tell you something. 702 00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:34,796 What is it? 703 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,537 [sighs] 704 00:41:36,581 --> 00:41:39,366 Well, I went to the fertility clinic and I got tested. 705 00:41:39,409 --> 00:41:40,889 Finally. 706 00:41:40,933 --> 00:41:43,457 And? 707 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,938 And I'm the reason you can't get pregnant. 708 00:41:48,941 --> 00:41:51,073 They said there's only a 1% chance. 709 00:41:55,817 --> 00:41:57,036 I'm sorry, Ron. 710 00:41:58,733 --> 00:41:59,691 I really am. 711 00:42:01,127 --> 00:42:03,172 But how long have you known this? 712 00:42:04,739 --> 00:42:06,306 A couple of weeks. 713 00:42:07,699 --> 00:42:09,309 Wait, you've known this a couple of weeks, 714 00:42:09,352 --> 00:42:10,397 and you didn't tell me? 715 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,746 I'm sorry, I know. 716 00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:13,574 I wanted to tell you. 717 00:42:13,618 --> 00:42:15,533 It just never seemed like it was the right time. 718 00:42:16,621 --> 00:42:18,405 So every morning for two weeks, 719 00:42:18,448 --> 00:42:20,755 you silently watched me take those fertility supplements 720 00:42:20,799 --> 00:42:22,148 as if it was my fault? 721 00:42:22,191 --> 00:42:24,716 I knew you'd be upset. You know-- 722 00:42:24,759 --> 00:42:25,847 Of course I'm upset! 723 00:42:27,414 --> 00:42:28,633 I thought we were in this together! 724 00:42:30,765 --> 00:42:32,114 I cannot believe you didn't tell me 725 00:42:32,158 --> 00:42:32,941 something this important. 726 00:42:47,739 --> 00:42:50,176 I'm sorry. I should have told you as soon as I found out. 727 00:42:50,219 --> 00:42:51,264 Yeah, you should have! 728 00:42:52,395 --> 00:42:53,614 Can you just forgive me? 729 00:42:53,658 --> 00:42:54,920 Give me the keys. 730 00:42:54,963 --> 00:42:56,704 Becca, I'll drive. 731 00:42:56,748 --> 00:42:59,011 I don't want to be with you right now. 732 00:42:59,054 --> 00:43:01,230 Give me the keys. 733 00:43:07,889 --> 00:43:09,456 -[door slams] -How am I supposed to get back? 734 00:43:09,499 --> 00:43:10,500 [engine revs] 735 00:43:18,683 --> 00:43:20,685 [male singer] ♪ Feeling all alone 736 00:43:23,035 --> 00:43:25,864 ♪ Something's never right 737 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,303 ♪ Trying to find my home 738 00:43:32,566 --> 00:43:35,003 ♪ Wondering if I'm right 739 00:43:37,658 --> 00:43:39,747 ♪ Sitting here alone 740 00:43:41,967 --> 00:43:45,013 ♪ Confused with what I find 741 00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:48,887 -Becca! -♪ I tried to let you know 742 00:43:48,930 --> 00:43:50,105 -Becca? 743 00:43:51,977 --> 00:43:54,240 ♪ I was never fine 744 00:43:58,026 --> 00:44:01,987 ♪ People are alone because they can't see ♪ 745 00:44:02,030 --> 00:44:04,816 -♪ It takes two... -Becca. 746 00:44:04,859 --> 00:44:07,296 ♪ Of a luxury 747 00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:11,953 ♪ I can do this on my own 'cause then I'll be ♪ 748 00:44:11,997 --> 00:44:16,479 ♪ Just like everybody else alone but free ♪ 749 00:44:43,332 --> 00:44:44,507 [phone ringing] 750 00:44:46,031 --> 00:44:47,859 [ringing] 751 00:44:47,902 --> 00:44:49,425 [Becca's voice] Hi, you've reached Becca's cell. 752 00:44:49,469 --> 00:44:50,383 Leave a message after the beep. 753 00:45:47,483 --> 00:45:48,876 We need to talk. 754 00:45:53,794 --> 00:45:55,143 I don't want to talk about it. 755 00:45:55,187 --> 00:45:56,971 I just want to go to bed. 756 00:46:23,128 --> 00:46:24,390 Good morning. 757 00:46:25,478 --> 00:46:26,305 Morning. 758 00:47:09,348 --> 00:47:10,349 Ron... 759 00:47:12,655 --> 00:47:13,787 Yes? 760 00:47:15,093 --> 00:47:16,616 Have you seen an expensive black car 761 00:47:16,659 --> 00:47:17,747 parked across the street lately? 762 00:47:20,185 --> 00:47:21,273 No. 763 00:47:21,316 --> 00:47:22,317 I haven't noticed. 764 00:47:24,537 --> 00:47:26,278 It's the second time I've seen it 765 00:47:26,321 --> 00:47:27,453 ever since the night at the club. 766 00:47:30,108 --> 00:47:31,370 Oh, babe, you're just-- 767 00:47:31,413 --> 00:47:32,632 you're just being paranoid. 768 00:47:34,068 --> 00:47:34,939 I don't know. 769 00:47:36,462 --> 00:47:38,116 [sighs] 770 00:47:38,159 --> 00:47:39,944 This whole thing has made me feel so... 771 00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:42,424 vulnerable. 772 00:47:42,468 --> 00:47:43,904 [doorbell rings] 773 00:47:43,948 --> 00:47:45,645 You expecting someone? 774 00:47:47,081 --> 00:47:49,431 No, but I-- 775 00:47:49,475 --> 00:47:50,345 I'll go see who it is. 776 00:48:10,713 --> 00:48:11,714 Who are those from? 777 00:48:15,370 --> 00:48:16,676 You tell me. 778 00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:19,244 [Ron reads] 779 00:48:20,767 --> 00:48:23,944 [laughs] How sweet of Dylan. 780 00:48:23,988 --> 00:48:25,859 Your coworker? 781 00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:28,818 Yeah, he knows I've been under a lot of stress lately. 782 00:48:28,862 --> 00:48:30,603 Some friend. 783 00:48:30,646 --> 00:48:32,474 He doesn't even know your favorite flower. 784 00:48:32,518 --> 00:48:35,347 Chrysanthemums are my favorite flowers. 785 00:48:37,479 --> 00:48:40,961 Hey, why don't you call in sick today? 786 00:48:41,005 --> 00:48:42,832 We could both use some quality time 787 00:48:42,876 --> 00:48:44,965 here at the house, just you and me. 788 00:48:45,009 --> 00:48:48,316 I don't have any sick days left, remember? 789 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,536 And somebody has to pay the bills. 790 00:48:50,579 --> 00:48:51,580 [chuckles] 791 00:49:04,463 --> 00:49:05,768 [Max] Come on. 792 00:49:09,294 --> 00:49:10,904 -Come on. -[grunts] 793 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:12,079 Yes, yes, one more. 794 00:49:13,646 --> 00:49:15,430 -Come on! -[screams] 795 00:49:15,474 --> 00:49:17,171 Good. Whoa, whoa. 796 00:49:17,215 --> 00:49:19,217 Whoa, take it easy, Hulk. 797 00:49:20,740 --> 00:49:21,959 What's gotten into you? You all right? 798 00:49:22,002 --> 00:49:25,440 No, I'm not all right. 799 00:49:25,484 --> 00:49:27,921 I don't appreciate you sending my wife flowers. 800 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,750 What are you talking about? I didn't send her flowers. 801 00:49:30,793 --> 00:49:32,578 Come on, man. It had to be you. 802 00:49:32,621 --> 00:49:33,753 They arrived at the loft this morning. 803 00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:35,929 Ron... 804 00:49:37,844 --> 00:49:40,194 if I secretly wanted to send your wife flowers, 805 00:49:40,238 --> 00:49:42,022 why would I send them to the loft 806 00:49:42,066 --> 00:49:44,068 where you would obviously see them? 807 00:49:46,548 --> 00:49:48,159 Okay, I'm sorry. 808 00:49:48,202 --> 00:49:49,638 Apology accepted, jerk. 809 00:49:51,292 --> 00:49:53,555 So did Becca say who they were from? 810 00:49:53,599 --> 00:49:56,515 Her gay friend Dylan that she works with at the hospital. 811 00:49:56,558 --> 00:49:58,256 And how do you know it wasn't him? 812 00:49:58,299 --> 00:49:59,518 Because I could tell she was lying! 813 00:50:01,563 --> 00:50:03,783 At least I think she was. 814 00:50:03,826 --> 00:50:04,958 So who else could it have been? 815 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,177 [sighs] 816 00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:07,308 Your guess is as good as mine. 817 00:50:07,352 --> 00:50:09,397 I mean, she's always working late. 818 00:50:09,441 --> 00:50:10,920 She's never around. 819 00:50:10,964 --> 00:50:12,574 She's always out of the house. 820 00:50:12,618 --> 00:50:14,141 You're being paranoid. 821 00:50:14,185 --> 00:50:15,838 She's probably just getting together with Mindy. 822 00:50:15,882 --> 00:50:17,014 I don't know what to believe any more. 823 00:50:18,667 --> 00:50:19,625 What's gotten into you? 824 00:50:23,107 --> 00:50:24,325 I messed up, Max. 825 00:50:26,153 --> 00:50:27,154 I went to the club alone. 826 00:50:28,416 --> 00:50:29,722 Open for Bizness? 827 00:50:29,765 --> 00:50:32,029 I know it sounds worse than it is. 828 00:50:32,072 --> 00:50:33,769 Some girl kissed me at the bar. 829 00:50:33,813 --> 00:50:36,033 I never felt so guilty. 830 00:50:36,076 --> 00:50:39,297 I couldn't bear it, so I stopped, and I left. 831 00:50:39,340 --> 00:50:42,213 That's all, just kissing? 832 00:50:42,256 --> 00:50:43,997 I swear, I wouldn't lie to you, Max. 833 00:50:45,868 --> 00:50:47,305 -Does Becca know about this? -No. 834 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,656 She wouldn't believe it never went further. 835 00:50:50,699 --> 00:50:52,397 She's already furious at me 836 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:53,833 for not telling her about my fertility test. 837 00:50:55,530 --> 00:50:56,749 So you finally told her, huh? 838 00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:58,838 Yeah, and she blew up at me 839 00:50:58,881 --> 00:51:00,535 for keeping her in the dark about it for weeks. 840 00:51:00,579 --> 00:51:02,102 Now is not the time 841 00:51:02,146 --> 00:51:04,061 to confess going to the club on my own. 842 00:51:04,104 --> 00:51:05,845 Our marriage would be over. 843 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:11,111 Look, I'm sure she'll forgive you... 844 00:51:11,155 --> 00:51:12,025 eventually. 845 00:51:13,244 --> 00:51:14,549 This whole open marriage thing 846 00:51:14,593 --> 00:51:16,029 was supposed to be an escape from our problems. 847 00:51:17,335 --> 00:51:18,727 I feel like all it's done is cause more. 848 00:51:20,642 --> 00:51:22,905 -I hope you don't blame me. -No, of course not-- 849 00:51:22,949 --> 00:51:23,863 Yoo-hoo! 850 00:51:25,734 --> 00:51:27,345 Hey, boys. 851 00:51:27,388 --> 00:51:29,999 You guys are looking all pumped up and sweaty. 852 00:51:30,043 --> 00:51:31,784 You haven't been to a gym 853 00:51:31,827 --> 00:51:33,960 since you were forced to in college. 854 00:51:34,003 --> 00:51:35,701 Yeah, since when did you become a gym bunny? 855 00:51:35,744 --> 00:51:38,051 Since you bought me a Badgley Mischka 856 00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:39,618 two sizes too small. 857 00:51:39,661 --> 00:51:41,924 But that's not the only reason I'm here. 858 00:51:41,968 --> 00:51:43,622 Oh, what else? 859 00:51:44,753 --> 00:51:46,146 What can I say? 860 00:51:46,190 --> 00:51:48,017 I miss my boys... 861 00:51:48,061 --> 00:51:50,150 and I really miss our little get-togethers. 862 00:51:50,194 --> 00:51:54,937 You guys have to admit that was the hottest sex 863 00:51:54,981 --> 00:51:55,982 -ever! -[weights clang] 864 00:51:56,025 --> 00:51:57,592 Mindy! What's gotten into you? 865 00:51:57,636 --> 00:51:58,463 Keep it down! 866 00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:01,422 I know when I'm not wanted. 867 00:52:04,338 --> 00:52:05,383 Mindy! 868 00:52:05,426 --> 00:52:06,949 Yes? 869 00:52:06,993 --> 00:52:07,994 Have you seen Becca lately? 870 00:52:09,648 --> 00:52:11,563 Not as much as I would like. 871 00:52:27,753 --> 00:52:28,667 [cheering through television] 872 00:52:42,463 --> 00:52:43,682 [phone ringing] 873 00:52:45,771 --> 00:52:47,425 -[ringing] -Hi, you've reached Becca's cell. 874 00:52:47,468 --> 00:52:49,557 -Leave a message after the beep. -[beep] 875 00:52:49,601 --> 00:52:51,690 Hey, babe, I'm just calling to check in, 876 00:52:51,733 --> 00:52:52,821 see how you're doing. 877 00:52:52,865 --> 00:52:54,388 Don't work too hard. 878 00:52:54,432 --> 00:52:55,346 Love you. 879 00:53:01,830 --> 00:53:03,702 [phone ringing] 880 00:53:03,745 --> 00:53:05,225 [hospital phone rings] 881 00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:09,403 Critical Care, how may I help you? 882 00:53:09,447 --> 00:53:10,926 Hey, Dylan, it's Ron. 883 00:53:10,970 --> 00:53:12,972 Oh, hi, sexy. 884 00:53:13,015 --> 00:53:14,103 How's it hanging? 885 00:53:14,147 --> 00:53:15,670 Uh, can I speak to Becca? 886 00:53:15,714 --> 00:53:17,106 She's not here. 887 00:53:17,150 --> 00:53:19,370 Well, when will she be back? 888 00:53:19,413 --> 00:53:23,200 [Dylan] She won't. She's not working this shift. 889 00:53:23,243 --> 00:53:25,202 That's odd, she told me she was working late. 890 00:53:25,245 --> 00:53:27,116 Nope, you must have gotten the dates mixed up. 891 00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:28,248 She left three hours ago. 892 00:53:30,294 --> 00:53:33,079 Hey, Dylan, did you send her flowers this morning? 893 00:53:33,122 --> 00:53:35,037 No. 894 00:53:35,081 --> 00:53:36,561 Why would I send her flowers? 895 00:53:37,866 --> 00:53:38,954 Oh, never mind. 896 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:43,829 Well, I'd love to chat the rest of the night away, 897 00:53:43,872 --> 00:53:47,528 but Nurse Ratchet's giving me the evil eye, so adios, amigo. 898 00:53:49,008 --> 00:53:51,140 Okay, yeah, thanks, bye. 899 00:54:00,019 --> 00:54:01,107 [club music thumps] 900 00:54:03,457 --> 00:54:05,851 -[buzz] -[Vulnavia] Password. 901 00:54:07,069 --> 00:54:07,940 Boomerang. 902 00:54:09,463 --> 00:54:10,334 [door buzzes] 903 00:54:16,122 --> 00:54:17,819 Welcome back, mama. 904 00:54:32,747 --> 00:54:34,706 A virgin Harvey Wallbanger 905 00:54:34,749 --> 00:54:36,142 -and... -[clicks tongs] 906 00:54:36,185 --> 00:54:37,665 a cherry to prove it. 907 00:54:39,624 --> 00:54:41,060 Thank you. 908 00:54:41,103 --> 00:54:42,540 You're welcome. 909 00:55:07,826 --> 00:55:08,870 I knew you'd come. 910 00:55:13,397 --> 00:55:15,268 I can't stop thinking about you. 911 00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:17,488 I came here to tell you it's over. 912 00:55:19,141 --> 00:55:20,404 Just because Ron called it off? 913 00:55:20,447 --> 00:55:22,362 No, because I'm calling it off. 914 00:55:22,406 --> 00:55:24,451 The four of us might be off, 915 00:55:24,495 --> 00:55:25,757 but not me and you. 916 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,107 Remember, this-- this was your idea. 917 00:55:28,150 --> 00:55:30,631 This wasn't about you and me, Max. 918 00:55:32,590 --> 00:55:33,895 We don't have to do this any more. 919 00:55:37,899 --> 00:55:39,423 I'm pregnant. 920 00:55:40,859 --> 00:55:41,860 [sharp exhale] 921 00:55:43,731 --> 00:55:45,733 That's what you wanted, isn't it? 922 00:55:45,777 --> 00:55:47,300 Yeah, of course. 923 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:49,171 [cries] But now no more. 924 00:55:50,782 --> 00:55:52,610 No more lies, no more rules. 925 00:55:52,653 --> 00:55:53,741 No more. 926 00:56:01,793 --> 00:56:02,924 You're right. 927 00:56:04,883 --> 00:56:09,409 I mean, I want you, but... you're right. 928 00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:11,933 I can't do this to Ron any more. 929 00:56:11,977 --> 00:56:13,805 [cries] No, we can't. 930 00:56:13,848 --> 00:56:16,198 Or Mindy. 931 00:56:20,681 --> 00:56:23,162 And please, don't send any more flowers. 932 00:56:23,205 --> 00:56:25,207 I don't know how to explain that to Ron. 933 00:56:25,251 --> 00:56:26,557 What are you talking about? 934 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:27,993 I didn't send you flowers. 935 00:56:29,647 --> 00:56:32,040 If you didn't send them, then who did? 936 00:56:38,786 --> 00:56:40,309 [ticking] 937 00:56:45,619 --> 00:56:47,099 You're up. 938 00:56:47,142 --> 00:56:48,274 I was worried. 939 00:56:50,276 --> 00:56:51,190 Why were you worried? 940 00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:55,716 I called the hospital and you weren't there. 941 00:56:58,589 --> 00:57:00,199 Are you spying on me? 942 00:57:04,116 --> 00:57:06,640 Why weren't you at work? 943 00:57:06,684 --> 00:57:08,425 -None of your business. -I'm your husband. 944 00:57:10,122 --> 00:57:12,429 You lied to me when you said you were working late, 945 00:57:12,472 --> 00:57:14,474 and the flowers didn't come from Dylan either. 946 00:57:14,518 --> 00:57:16,258 So, tell me the truth. 947 00:57:16,302 --> 00:57:17,390 What's going on? 948 00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,000 Nothing. 949 00:57:19,044 --> 00:57:20,306 [scoffs] 950 00:57:20,349 --> 00:57:21,829 You call this nothing? 951 00:57:32,536 --> 00:57:33,754 When were you gonna tell me? 952 00:57:35,887 --> 00:57:37,192 I just wanted to wait and see 953 00:57:37,236 --> 00:57:38,585 if there was no complications. 954 00:57:40,674 --> 00:57:42,371 We've been trying for so long 955 00:57:42,415 --> 00:57:43,982 that I didn't want to get your hopes up. 956 00:57:48,290 --> 00:57:49,901 So you really think I could be the father? 957 00:57:51,380 --> 00:57:52,599 Of course you're the father! 958 00:57:54,645 --> 00:57:55,646 You beat the odds. 959 00:57:57,038 --> 00:57:58,431 Your 1% chance came through. 960 00:58:03,044 --> 00:58:04,219 But what about Max? 961 00:58:04,263 --> 00:58:05,699 What about Max? 962 00:58:05,743 --> 00:58:07,745 We used protection. You know that. 963 00:58:07,788 --> 00:58:09,573 That was one of our golden rules. 964 00:58:15,404 --> 00:58:16,493 So where were you? 965 00:58:19,191 --> 00:58:20,540 Fine. 966 00:58:20,584 --> 00:58:22,499 I just wanted to be alone... 967 00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:25,197 to think. 968 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,765 So, I went to the mall and I looked at baby merchandise. 969 00:58:31,333 --> 00:58:32,509 [sighs] 970 00:58:33,771 --> 00:58:35,903 And the flowers? 971 00:58:35,947 --> 00:58:38,558 I honestly have no idea. 972 00:58:40,386 --> 00:58:41,692 A secret admirer, I guess? 973 00:58:44,564 --> 00:58:45,783 Hmm, B-- 974 00:58:58,665 --> 00:59:00,275 [Becca] Happy Birthday, Mindy. 975 00:59:00,319 --> 00:59:01,538 [Max] You two look like twins. 976 00:59:01,581 --> 00:59:03,104 [laughing] 977 00:59:03,148 --> 00:59:04,802 Oh, do you need a drink? 978 00:59:04,845 --> 00:59:07,195 -No, I'm good. -Oh, I need a refill. 979 00:59:07,239 --> 00:59:09,067 Ron, darling, would you do the honors 980 00:59:09,110 --> 00:59:10,851 -and escort me to the bar? -[chuckles] 981 00:59:20,121 --> 00:59:21,688 You look beautiful tonight. 982 00:59:23,255 --> 00:59:25,997 Yeah, I look exactly like your wife. 983 00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:27,433 [guests chatter] 984 00:59:29,435 --> 00:59:30,741 Do you know she gave me this dress? 985 00:59:30,784 --> 00:59:32,699 Yeah, I know. 986 00:59:32,743 --> 00:59:33,787 She had me buy two. 987 00:59:33,831 --> 00:59:35,920 Guess now I know why. 988 00:59:38,662 --> 00:59:40,577 [clears throat] Listen. 989 00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:42,491 I need to ask you something, but only if you promise 990 00:59:42,535 --> 00:59:44,232 to keep this between us. 991 00:59:44,276 --> 00:59:46,539 I'm not having sex with you again, Max, 992 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:47,888 if that's where this is going. 993 00:59:47,932 --> 00:59:50,412 No, I'm worried about Mindy, actually. 994 00:59:50,456 --> 00:59:53,111 -Oh. -Maybe, I'm just being paranoid, 995 00:59:53,154 --> 00:59:55,635 but my gut tells me she's pretty infatuated with your husband. 996 00:59:55,679 --> 00:59:57,811 She won't stop talking about him. 997 00:59:57,855 --> 01:00:00,640 News flash, she's always had a thing for Ron 998 01:00:00,684 --> 01:00:01,859 ever since college. 999 01:00:03,469 --> 01:00:05,340 I know. I'm not blind, 1000 01:00:05,384 --> 01:00:07,908 but it's more... intense lately, 1001 01:00:07,952 --> 01:00:09,170 a lot more. 1002 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:14,262 You mean since she's consummated her friendship with Ron? 1003 01:00:14,306 --> 01:00:15,524 Even before that. 1004 01:00:15,568 --> 01:00:16,874 When you suggested the open marriage, 1005 01:00:16,917 --> 01:00:18,876 it wasn't hard for me to convince Mindy, 1006 01:00:18,919 --> 01:00:21,008 and I think she welcomed any excuse 1007 01:00:21,052 --> 01:00:22,880 to have sex with your husband! 1008 01:00:22,923 --> 01:00:25,447 Well, she's not having sex with Ron anymore. 1009 01:00:25,491 --> 01:00:27,362 It's over. 1010 01:00:27,406 --> 01:00:29,190 Mindy doesn't give up easily, 1011 01:00:29,234 --> 01:00:31,366 and I have a very strong suspicion 1012 01:00:31,410 --> 01:00:33,978 that she's scheming a plan to have her cake and eat it too. 1013 01:00:34,021 --> 01:00:35,849 -What's this about cake? -Hm-hmm. 1014 01:00:35,893 --> 01:00:37,329 I'm famished. 1015 01:00:37,372 --> 01:00:39,026 I haven't had a carb in two months. 1016 01:00:39,070 --> 01:00:40,941 I thought you wanted to wait 1017 01:00:40,985 --> 01:00:42,987 until after dinner to blow out your candles? 1018 01:00:43,030 --> 01:00:46,120 Well, I changed my mind. 1019 01:00:46,164 --> 01:00:49,123 It is a woman's prerogative to change her mind. 1020 01:00:49,167 --> 01:00:51,778 -Isn't it, Becca? -Yeah. [chuckles] 1021 01:00:51,822 --> 01:00:53,345 Let them eat cake! 1022 01:00:53,388 --> 01:00:54,259 [guests cheer] 1023 01:01:09,970 --> 01:01:11,450 [Dylan] So let me get this straight. 1024 01:01:11,493 --> 01:01:13,234 You're just assuming Max is the father? 1025 01:01:14,932 --> 01:01:16,847 There's only a 1% chance it's Ron's. 1026 01:01:16,890 --> 01:01:18,544 You do the math. 1027 01:01:18,587 --> 01:01:20,720 One percent is still one percent. 1028 01:01:20,764 --> 01:01:22,809 You need to be sure. 1029 01:01:22,853 --> 01:01:25,072 We'll get you a prenatal paternity test. 1030 01:01:25,116 --> 01:01:26,291 How can I afford that? 1031 01:01:26,334 --> 01:01:27,553 Insurance won't cover it. 1032 01:01:27,596 --> 01:01:29,598 Relax, I know a guy. 1033 01:01:29,642 --> 01:01:30,817 That'll do it for free? 1034 01:01:30,861 --> 01:01:32,950 Old boyfriend, he owes me. 1035 01:01:32,993 --> 01:01:35,387 Only requires a blood draw from me? 1036 01:01:35,430 --> 01:01:38,738 Right, but you'll also need a D.N.A. sample of Ron. 1037 01:01:38,782 --> 01:01:41,088 How am I gonna do that without rousing suspicion? 1038 01:01:41,132 --> 01:01:42,873 [scoffs] Geez, honey. 1039 01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:44,570 You really need to start watching more crime shows. 1040 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:51,490 [ticking] 1041 01:02:48,112 --> 01:02:49,766 [alarm rings] 1042 01:02:51,028 --> 01:02:51,898 [alarm silences] 1043 01:03:01,995 --> 01:03:03,518 -[sizzling] -Ow. 1044 01:03:07,609 --> 01:03:10,612 Up before me, and making breakfast. 1045 01:03:10,656 --> 01:03:12,832 Yes, I'm making breakfast. 1046 01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:14,965 You know, that's one of the things I love about you, babe, 1047 01:03:15,008 --> 01:03:16,836 how observant you are. 1048 01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:18,969 What's the occasion? 1049 01:03:21,232 --> 01:03:23,756 Does there have to be an occasion? 1050 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:26,150 Can't it just be to remind you that I love you 1051 01:03:26,193 --> 01:03:29,153 and that you are the most amazing woman in the world? 1052 01:03:29,196 --> 01:03:32,025 [chuckles] Wow, okay. 1053 01:03:32,069 --> 01:03:33,679 Um... 1054 01:03:33,722 --> 01:03:34,854 Oh, check this out. 1055 01:03:34,898 --> 01:03:36,508 Huh? 1056 01:03:36,551 --> 01:03:38,336 [chuckles] Yeah. 1057 01:03:38,379 --> 01:03:39,598 Am I dreaming? 1058 01:03:39,641 --> 01:03:40,729 And guess what? 1059 01:03:40,773 --> 01:03:42,557 I have some really great news. 1060 01:03:42,601 --> 01:03:44,429 What? 1061 01:03:44,472 --> 01:03:46,344 I got the job. 1062 01:03:46,387 --> 01:03:49,129 -What? -The community center, yeah. 1063 01:03:49,173 --> 01:03:52,263 -Really? -Yeah, we're gonna make a fortune. 1064 01:03:52,306 --> 01:03:54,395 The mayor's setting up a press conference. 1065 01:03:54,439 --> 01:03:56,876 My construction business is going to skyrocket. 1066 01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,791 This is amazing. 1067 01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:01,533 Best of all, you don't have to do double shifts 1068 01:04:01,576 --> 01:04:03,013 at the hospital anymore. 1069 01:04:03,056 --> 01:04:05,711 In fact, when the baby comes, 1070 01:04:05,754 --> 01:04:08,366 you don't have to do any shifts at all, if you don't want 1071 01:04:08,409 --> 01:04:09,454 for as long as you want. 1072 01:04:09,497 --> 01:04:11,891 This is such good news. 1073 01:04:11,935 --> 01:04:14,372 -Yeah. -Things are finally looking up. 1074 01:04:14,415 --> 01:04:17,897 -Yeah, and guess what else? -There's more? 1075 01:04:17,941 --> 01:04:20,682 We're not gonna flip the loft. 1076 01:04:20,726 --> 01:04:22,380 We're not? 1077 01:04:22,423 --> 01:04:23,250 No, we don't need the money. 1078 01:04:24,512 --> 01:04:27,385 This place can be ours, to keep. 1079 01:04:27,428 --> 01:04:29,866 A real home, for us. 1080 01:04:29,909 --> 01:04:31,519 [sniffles] 1081 01:04:31,563 --> 01:04:32,651 For our family. 1082 01:04:32,694 --> 01:04:33,608 Yeah. 1083 01:04:35,088 --> 01:04:36,698 You know... 1084 01:04:36,742 --> 01:04:40,050 I really think this whole open relationship thing, 1085 01:04:40,093 --> 01:04:41,225 even though it's over, 1086 01:04:41,268 --> 01:04:43,401 really did help us in a roundabout way. 1087 01:04:45,272 --> 01:04:46,578 -Good. -[doorbell rings] 1088 01:04:48,275 --> 01:04:49,581 Flowers again? 1089 01:04:49,624 --> 01:04:51,104 [sighs] It better not be. 1090 01:05:11,255 --> 01:05:12,430 What the hell is this? 1091 01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:16,434 Who knows you're pregnant? 1092 01:05:17,652 --> 01:05:18,784 Nobody. 1093 01:05:20,177 --> 01:05:21,308 You haven't told anybody? 1094 01:05:22,788 --> 01:05:23,658 No. 1095 01:05:38,151 --> 01:05:39,674 This is really creepy. 1096 01:05:39,718 --> 01:05:41,067 You know what? 1097 01:05:42,242 --> 01:05:43,635 You're right. 1098 01:05:43,678 --> 01:05:45,724 Somebody is spying on us. 1099 01:05:48,422 --> 01:05:49,510 [doll squeaks] 1100 01:06:02,219 --> 01:06:03,960 -The files you're looking for. -Thank you. 1101 01:06:06,310 --> 01:06:09,443 So did anything hair-raising happen last night? 1102 01:06:09,487 --> 01:06:12,316 Mission accomplished. 1103 01:06:12,359 --> 01:06:14,666 Nice work, Nancy Drew. 1104 01:06:14,709 --> 01:06:15,797 And your blood donation. 1105 01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:21,325 [vampiric accent] Dracula thanks you. 1106 01:06:21,368 --> 01:06:23,588 And I thank you. 1107 01:06:23,631 --> 01:06:24,937 [normal voice] Anything for my B.F.F. 1108 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:26,330 [phones ring] 1109 01:06:26,373 --> 01:06:28,027 And whatever happens, 1110 01:06:28,071 --> 01:06:30,203 I'm here for you, okay? 1111 01:06:30,247 --> 01:06:32,292 -Okay. -Good. 1112 01:06:32,336 --> 01:06:34,425 Now, cover for me. 1113 01:06:34,468 --> 01:06:36,296 I'll run these over to my ex and be back in a jiff. 1114 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:42,085 Unless he wants to fool around for old times' sake. 1115 01:06:42,128 --> 01:06:43,042 [chuckles] 1116 01:06:47,090 --> 01:06:48,656 [classes clink, ring] 1117 01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:51,311 To Ron. No one deserves this windfall more than you. 1118 01:06:51,355 --> 01:06:53,705 -Here, here. -You've worked so hard for this, 1119 01:06:53,748 --> 01:06:54,967 I'm so proud of you. 1120 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,490 Thanks, guys. Now for the hard part: 1121 01:06:56,534 --> 01:06:58,579 actually getting this thing constructed 1122 01:06:58,623 --> 01:06:59,711 on time and on budget. 1123 01:06:59,754 --> 01:07:01,365 You'll kill it, pal, I know you will. 1124 01:07:01,408 --> 01:07:03,584 [phones beep] 1125 01:07:17,163 --> 01:07:18,730 Is this the girl you were looking at 1126 01:07:18,773 --> 01:07:19,687 the first night at the club? 1127 01:07:21,994 --> 01:07:23,561 Yeah. 1128 01:07:25,432 --> 01:07:28,261 You care to tell me how and when this happened? 1129 01:07:31,656 --> 01:07:33,310 I went back to the club. 1130 01:07:34,702 --> 01:07:36,008 One time. 1131 01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:38,228 Um, Mindy, maybe you and I 1132 01:07:38,271 --> 01:07:39,533 -should go outside for-- -No! 1133 01:07:39,577 --> 01:07:41,144 You stay right here. 1134 01:07:43,494 --> 01:07:45,061 You went back to the club by yourself? 1135 01:07:46,410 --> 01:07:47,454 Yes. 1136 01:07:47,498 --> 01:07:49,761 I am so sorry. 1137 01:07:49,804 --> 01:07:51,589 Okay? But I didn't do anything. 1138 01:07:52,938 --> 01:07:54,983 You didn't do anything? 1139 01:07:55,027 --> 01:07:57,464 No, I mean, obviously I kissed her, 1140 01:07:57,508 --> 01:07:59,510 -but that's all! -Kissing is something. 1141 01:07:59,553 --> 01:08:03,079 I know, you're right. I'm sorry. 1142 01:08:03,122 --> 01:08:06,212 She wanted to do more, and I stopped. 1143 01:08:06,256 --> 01:08:08,345 [laughs] What do you want? A medal? 1144 01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:12,784 I'm sorry. 1145 01:08:14,046 --> 01:08:16,135 Ron, you were the one who put a stop 1146 01:08:16,179 --> 01:08:17,354 to this whole open relationship. 1147 01:08:17,397 --> 01:08:18,398 I know! 1148 01:08:18,442 --> 01:08:19,747 [Ron sighs] 1149 01:08:19,791 --> 01:08:21,967 I completely and totally messed up. 1150 01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:24,622 Yes, you did. 1151 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:26,972 [text message whooshes] 1152 01:08:38,288 --> 01:08:39,463 Now what? 1153 01:08:39,506 --> 01:08:43,206 -I'm fired. -What? 1154 01:08:43,249 --> 01:08:46,165 The mayor got the same text that we got. 1155 01:08:46,209 --> 01:08:48,950 That's it, I'm out. 1156 01:08:48,994 --> 01:08:51,083 So just like that we're back in the poor house? 1157 01:08:53,651 --> 01:08:54,913 [all phones ding] 1158 01:09:04,444 --> 01:09:05,663 [scoffs] 1159 01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:10,102 That's it! I am done! 1160 01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:12,060 I am sick of all the lies! 1161 01:09:12,104 --> 01:09:13,975 Max, do you want to tell 'em? 1162 01:09:14,019 --> 01:09:18,284 Becca, please, be careful what you're about to say. 1163 01:09:18,328 --> 01:09:20,721 Max and I went back to the club by ourselves 1164 01:09:20,765 --> 01:09:22,854 without you, Mindy, and without you. 1165 01:09:24,029 --> 01:09:24,986 How does that feel? 1166 01:09:29,121 --> 01:09:30,905 Is this true, Max? 1167 01:09:30,949 --> 01:09:32,168 [Becca cries] Oh, wait, 1168 01:09:32,211 --> 01:09:33,343 and that's not even the worst part! 1169 01:09:33,386 --> 01:09:34,735 That's enough! 1170 01:09:34,779 --> 01:09:36,998 I want you and Ron out of here now. 1171 01:09:39,349 --> 01:09:40,959 [clears throat] 1172 01:09:46,356 --> 01:09:48,140 I thought we meant more to each other than this. 1173 01:09:49,837 --> 01:09:51,230 I thought this whole open relationship 1174 01:09:51,274 --> 01:09:52,318 was gonna bring us closer together. 1175 01:09:54,277 --> 01:09:56,409 But I don't know you anymore! 1176 01:09:56,453 --> 01:09:57,758 Either one of you! 1177 01:10:40,323 --> 01:10:42,238 [grunts] 1178 01:10:50,071 --> 01:10:51,159 [Dylan] Afternoon, doll. 1179 01:10:51,203 --> 01:10:52,465 How was last night? 1180 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:54,772 Don't ask. 1181 01:10:56,208 --> 01:10:57,253 [Dylan] Are you okay? 1182 01:11:01,518 --> 01:11:05,086 Well, whenever you're ready, my shoulder's available. 1183 01:11:05,130 --> 01:11:06,914 [Dylan] Now this may not be a good time, 1184 01:11:06,958 --> 01:11:09,308 but the results are in on your paternity test. 1185 01:11:11,528 --> 01:11:13,094 And? 1186 01:11:13,138 --> 01:11:14,966 Well, I didn't peek. That would spoil the drama. 1187 01:11:16,489 --> 01:11:18,099 And the winner is... 1188 01:11:18,143 --> 01:11:19,666 Drum roll, please. 1189 01:11:27,761 --> 01:11:29,241 Sorry. 1190 01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:33,985 I just can't right now. 1191 01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:35,943 It's okay, sweetie. 1192 01:11:35,987 --> 01:11:37,249 Thank you for doing that, though. 1193 01:11:38,990 --> 01:11:40,687 My pleasure. 1194 01:11:40,731 --> 01:11:42,167 All right, now get out of here. 1195 01:11:42,210 --> 01:11:43,603 Your shift's over. 1196 01:11:43,647 --> 01:11:44,691 I'll see you tomorrow. 1197 01:11:46,780 --> 01:11:47,868 [grunts] 1198 01:11:54,788 --> 01:11:55,659 [phone buzzes] 1199 01:12:35,568 --> 01:12:36,743 [door shuts] 1200 01:12:40,181 --> 01:12:41,313 Mindy? 1201 01:12:45,448 --> 01:12:46,449 Ron? 1202 01:12:53,586 --> 01:12:54,587 Anybody here? 1203 01:12:58,591 --> 01:13:00,158 Oh, my God, Ron! 1204 01:13:00,201 --> 01:13:01,202 [gunshot] 1205 01:13:07,165 --> 01:13:08,732 Consider that a warning. 1206 01:13:10,603 --> 01:13:12,083 [blows] 1207 01:13:12,126 --> 01:13:13,737 So you're the one with the black car? 1208 01:13:13,780 --> 01:13:15,391 Stalking us?! 1209 01:13:15,434 --> 01:13:19,482 Stalking? I wouldn't call it that. 1210 01:13:19,525 --> 01:13:21,527 I think it's more like... 1211 01:13:21,571 --> 01:13:23,268 keeping in touch. 1212 01:13:30,928 --> 01:13:33,887 Stop... right... there! 1213 01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:39,502 Why are you doing this, Mindy? 1214 01:13:41,678 --> 01:13:44,071 Take off your clothes. Put that on. 1215 01:13:44,115 --> 01:13:47,161 [laughs] 1216 01:13:47,205 --> 01:13:48,511 We'll look so much alike, 1217 01:13:48,554 --> 01:13:50,774 Ron won't know who's who. 1218 01:13:50,817 --> 01:13:52,645 This has gone too far! 1219 01:13:52,689 --> 01:13:55,692 -[gunshot] -I said put it on. 1220 01:13:59,522 --> 01:14:01,088 You never had it so good. 1221 01:14:06,267 --> 01:14:07,486 Two for one! 1222 01:14:07,530 --> 01:14:09,140 [Max] Mindy! 1223 01:14:09,183 --> 01:14:11,751 What the hell is going on? 1224 01:14:11,795 --> 01:14:13,971 What took you so long? I texted you an hour ago. 1225 01:14:14,014 --> 01:14:16,234 Honey, I can tell that you're upset. 1226 01:14:16,277 --> 01:14:19,411 I'm not upset. I'm happy. 1227 01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:23,110 Now be a sport and take your clothes off 1228 01:14:23,154 --> 01:14:24,764 and join us... 1229 01:14:24,808 --> 01:14:29,203 one... last... time. 1230 01:14:31,510 --> 01:14:32,772 -Mindy-- -[gunshot] 1231 01:14:32,816 --> 01:14:34,078 Now! 1232 01:14:34,121 --> 01:14:35,775 [crying] Just do what she says. 1233 01:14:35,819 --> 01:14:36,733 Okay, okay. 1234 01:14:38,691 --> 01:14:41,564 Can't we just talk this through calmly like adults? 1235 01:14:41,607 --> 01:14:44,915 -You need help. -I'm not crazy, Max. 1236 01:14:44,958 --> 01:14:46,917 Well, you're not in your right mind, sweetheart. 1237 01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:49,006 You've lost the ability to distinguish 1238 01:14:49,049 --> 01:14:50,442 between right and wrong. 1239 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:52,139 [laughing] Oh! 1240 01:14:52,183 --> 01:14:53,880 Didn't we let all that go, 1241 01:14:53,924 --> 01:14:55,534 that whole right and wrong thing? 1242 01:14:55,578 --> 01:14:59,930 [screams] I saw all of you... in the club sneaking around. 1243 01:15:01,714 --> 01:15:03,542 Wait. 1244 01:15:03,586 --> 01:15:05,544 You're the one who put our pictures on the Caligula app? 1245 01:15:05,588 --> 01:15:07,720 Guilty as charged. 1246 01:15:14,771 --> 01:15:17,164 [muffled scream] 1247 01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:19,253 -Shut up. -Why would you do that to Ron?! 1248 01:15:19,297 --> 01:15:20,864 He lost his job over it! 1249 01:15:20,907 --> 01:15:27,044 This thing you've got for Ron has got to stop right now. 1250 01:15:27,087 --> 01:15:31,135 You think that all of this is about Ron? 1251 01:15:31,178 --> 01:15:33,267 Yes. Sweetheart, you're obsessed. 1252 01:15:34,704 --> 01:15:35,792 You're damn right I'm obsessed... 1253 01:15:37,097 --> 01:15:38,011 but not with Ron. 1254 01:15:43,930 --> 01:15:47,847 [child-like] ♪ I'm your secret admirer 1255 01:15:49,457 --> 01:15:50,981 -Becca. -[gasps] 1256 01:15:52,722 --> 01:15:54,462 Who do you think sent the flowers? 1257 01:15:59,511 --> 01:16:02,035 And the baby carriage... 1258 01:16:02,079 --> 01:16:03,689 [gasps] 1259 01:16:03,733 --> 01:16:07,258 You and Max are not very discreet. 1260 01:16:17,094 --> 01:16:18,225 Oops. 1261 01:16:18,269 --> 01:16:20,488 [laughs] 1262 01:16:20,532 --> 01:16:22,316 Didn't see that coming. 1263 01:16:23,666 --> 01:16:25,102 I'm sorry I hurt you. 1264 01:16:25,145 --> 01:16:26,582 No harm done. 1265 01:16:28,932 --> 01:16:33,240 I've always wanted to be just like you... 1266 01:16:34,981 --> 01:16:38,115 for us to be best friends... 1267 01:16:39,682 --> 01:16:42,423 for us to look the same... 1268 01:16:43,729 --> 01:16:45,862 be the same. 1269 01:16:51,389 --> 01:16:55,306 If this is between you and me, 1270 01:16:55,349 --> 01:16:56,568 let Ron and Max go. 1271 01:16:58,744 --> 01:17:00,093 [laughs] Becca. 1272 01:17:03,053 --> 01:17:04,402 You still don't get it, do you? 1273 01:17:06,186 --> 01:17:09,102 Deep down, you love Ron, 1274 01:17:09,146 --> 01:17:11,017 so I love Ron. 1275 01:17:11,061 --> 01:17:12,758 [crying] He's a part of you, 1276 01:17:12,802 --> 01:17:14,673 so he has to be a part of me too! 1277 01:17:16,675 --> 01:17:19,591 I was so happy 1278 01:17:19,635 --> 01:17:21,680 you wanted to open your marriage 1279 01:17:21,724 --> 01:17:24,770 [shuddering] so that we... 1280 01:17:24,814 --> 01:17:26,250 could share everything, 1281 01:17:26,293 --> 01:17:29,601 so that we could be united, 1282 01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:32,473 physically... 1283 01:17:32,517 --> 01:17:34,258 [shuddering] 1284 01:17:34,301 --> 01:17:35,607 and spiritually. 1285 01:17:42,527 --> 01:17:43,746 You know... 1286 01:17:45,182 --> 01:17:46,618 this does remind me 1287 01:17:46,662 --> 01:17:48,272 of all the times that we shared together. 1288 01:17:50,578 --> 01:17:52,363 Those hot times. 1289 01:17:52,406 --> 01:17:56,062 It changed me. 1290 01:17:56,106 --> 01:18:00,458 It opened me up to something... deeper. 1291 01:18:00,501 --> 01:18:02,286 [harsh breathing] 1292 01:18:02,329 --> 01:18:04,288 Yeah. 1293 01:18:04,331 --> 01:18:07,160 They were hot times, weren't they? 1294 01:18:07,204 --> 01:18:08,684 Very. 1295 01:18:08,727 --> 01:18:11,164 In fact... 1296 01:18:11,208 --> 01:18:15,125 Ron was just talking the other day about how 1297 01:18:15,168 --> 01:18:16,343 he missed those times we shared. 1298 01:18:17,562 --> 01:18:18,519 [sighs] 1299 01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:25,309 Well, then... 1300 01:18:25,352 --> 01:18:27,093 shall we? 1301 01:18:28,921 --> 01:18:31,228 I think it would help if we untied Ron. 1302 01:18:31,271 --> 01:18:33,534 He's taking up all the bed. 1303 01:18:36,755 --> 01:18:37,974 Yeah. 1304 01:18:40,890 --> 01:18:43,240 Okay, go ahead. 1305 01:18:43,283 --> 01:18:44,458 Untie him. 1306 01:19:01,562 --> 01:19:02,650 Happy now? 1307 01:19:04,174 --> 01:19:05,001 Let the games begin. 1308 01:19:06,872 --> 01:19:08,656 Max, lay on the bed next to Ron. 1309 01:19:12,486 --> 01:19:13,923 And you... 1310 01:19:13,966 --> 01:19:15,315 next to me. 1311 01:19:34,465 --> 01:19:35,553 Having fun? 1312 01:19:50,916 --> 01:19:52,091 [shuddering] 1313 01:19:52,135 --> 01:19:53,789 I love you. 1314 01:19:53,832 --> 01:19:55,051 I love you too. 1315 01:20:00,534 --> 01:20:01,448 [grunts] 1316 01:20:03,102 --> 01:20:04,277 [light gasp] 1317 01:20:04,321 --> 01:20:05,278 [shudders] 1318 01:20:26,212 --> 01:20:27,692 [alarm clock clatters] 1319 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,656 [siren blares] 1320 01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:37,833 -[police radio chatter] -Appreciate it. 1321 01:20:49,714 --> 01:20:50,671 [sighs] 1322 01:21:14,739 --> 01:21:15,871 What's that? 1323 01:21:18,177 --> 01:21:19,613 A paternity test. 1324 01:21:38,154 --> 01:21:39,416 [sharp exhale] 1325 01:21:39,459 --> 01:21:41,940 [both laugh] 1326 01:21:44,464 --> 01:21:45,596 I'm the father. 1327 01:21:46,989 --> 01:21:48,381 [Becca] I knew it. 1328 01:21:50,296 --> 01:21:51,297 [both laugh] 83469