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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,998 --> 00:00:10,000 Childhood was a series of highlights. 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:14,000 For example: How do you give someone a "Wall of China"? 3 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:18,000 For that you've got Claudia Schiffer? 4 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:24,000 I remember relative Charlenes, who had a hard-on at Bard�la Alp Hotel on Easter. 5 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Bar-d�-la. 6 00:00:26,003 --> 00:00:33,023 Then I think about 80's men with moustasches, that had incredible amounts of sex in the pool. 7 00:00:33,115 --> 00:00:37,115 I also think about orgasms. 8 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:52,000 Oh pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy... 9 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:07,334 I remember when I was 11, there was only one girl who had it. 10 00:01:07,395 --> 00:01:08,725 Had IT. 11 00:01:08,874 --> 00:01:10,700 Her name was Charlene. 12 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:12,349 Shampoo. 13 00:01:13,831 --> 00:01:18,380 Charlene had it all. Barbie-houses, lipgloss... 14 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:22,260 There was something secret and uninhibited in her eyes. 15 00:01:23,420 --> 00:01:27,000 And she knew how to get the orgasms. 16 00:01:35,964 --> 00:01:38,614 I want to see more, after school. 17 00:01:40,606 --> 00:01:42,606 And you Anna? Do you have any? 18 00:01:43,475 --> 00:01:44,263 What? 19 00:01:44,363 --> 00:01:46,660 Sexy magazines, pornos, condoms... 20 00:01:46,660 --> 00:01:48,659 Anything? 21 00:01:48,839 --> 00:01:52,454 If you want to come to my place you got to have something. 22 00:02:25,711 --> 00:02:27,000 Is that all? 23 00:02:27,125 --> 00:02:29,950 There are several naked people in it! 24 00:02:34,749 --> 00:02:37,606 Yikes... What a pussy! 25 00:02:38,631 --> 00:02:42,023 Pussies... pussies... 26 00:02:47,492 --> 00:02:49,555 That's enough, thanks. 27 00:02:50,382 --> 00:02:56,579 But you can read about orgasms, there's a whole chapter. 28 00:02:58,031 --> 00:03:00,204 Lock the door. 29 00:03:11,765 --> 00:03:12,786 What are you doing? 30 00:03:12,786 --> 00:03:13,786 Nothing! 31 00:03:14,364 --> 00:03:15,461 Dinner in 10 minutes! 32 00:03:16,259 --> 00:03:17,259 OK! 33 00:03:24,821 --> 00:03:26,994 Are you getting horny? 34 00:03:28,690 --> 00:03:30,880 If you get horny, you can get orgasms. 35 00:03:30,827 --> 00:03:31,827 It's completely natural. 36 00:03:33,619 --> 00:03:36,709 How do you get it then? An orgasm? 37 00:03:40,325 --> 00:03:42,052 It's easy. 38 00:03:57,347 --> 00:04:00,058 A silver spoon and a cup of water. 39 00:04:00,222 --> 00:04:02,925 Then you stir until it's about 37 degrees. 40 00:04:02,925 --> 00:04:04,511 Like when you're making bread. 41 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,184 Like that. 42 00:04:08,365 --> 00:04:11,358 Then you put it in your pussy, on the G spot. 43 00:04:11,554 --> 00:04:12,554 On the G spot? 44 00:04:12,941 --> 00:04:14,633 That's when the ecstasy comes. 45 00:04:22,872 --> 00:04:24,971 There's no way that's possible! 46 00:04:28,026 --> 00:04:29,716 I'll start now. 47 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:03,061 - Wow... - Wow... 48 00:05:05,884 --> 00:05:08,716 See? It's no biggie. 49 00:05:09,011 --> 00:05:09,716 It isn't? 50 00:05:26,601 --> 00:05:27,895 Where's the g-spot? 51 00:05:28,247 --> 00:05:29,847 You'll know. 52 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,143 How did it feel? 53 00:05:39,448 --> 00:05:41,516 Don't disturb her! 54 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:42,641 Are you coming? 55 00:05:43,609 --> 00:05:44,609 I don't know... 56 00:05:46,133 --> 00:05:47,250 Yeaaah. Now I came! 57 00:05:54,325 --> 00:05:57,061 I was in ecstasy! Really nice! 58 00:05:59,410 --> 00:06:00,410 Hurry up! 59 00:06:01,983 --> 00:06:04,389 Ecstasy! Don't you wanna be satisfied? 60 00:06:27,297 --> 00:06:28,297 Can I have some? 61 00:06:29,053 --> 00:06:30,053 Hurry! 62 00:06:30,505 --> 00:06:31,386 Dinner! 63 00:06:32,569 --> 00:06:34,234 Can't I come some other time? 64 00:06:38,518 --> 00:06:39,518 Come, already! 65 00:06:40,036 --> 00:06:40,930 Dinner! 66 00:06:41,207 --> 00:06:43,125 Yes, I'm coming!!! 67 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:52,206 She's so slow! 68 00:06:53,322 --> 00:06:55,279 Come on, damn it! 69 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:09,705 Was it nice? 70 00:08:09,974 --> 00:08:13,395 Ecstasy is the best thing in the world! 71 00:08:13,823 --> 00:08:14,705 I have to go. 72 00:08:22,617 --> 00:08:25,170 Did you come for real? 73 00:08:25,385 --> 00:08:27,851 Sure, I come every time! 4729

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