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[upbeat music]
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[both]
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28, 29, 30.
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Guess we're tied.
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We got the same number
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of Valentines.
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Boom!
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Read 'em and weep,
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losers.
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Looks like I won
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the Valentime's contest.
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Did you just say
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Valentime's?
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Yeah, that's what
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it's called.
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No, it's not.
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It's Valentine's.
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That's ridiculous.
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It's the time
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that dude Valen
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comes and shoots people
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with his bone and marrow.
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It's bow and arrow.
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Now you're just
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making stuff up.
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It's official.
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I'm the big winner.
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Check out what I got
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from Mae.
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[Mae on recording]
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Mae you have
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a happy Valentine's Day!
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Mae you have
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a happy Valentine's Day!
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Just because you have
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one really cool card
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doesn't mean that you win.
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Oh, really?
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What do you think, Mae?
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Dawn wins! Dawn wins!
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No.
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Dicky wins.
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Dicky wins.
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No.
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Hey, look.
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I found one more.
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[Dicky and Dawn arguing]
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You wrote that
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to yourself.
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Oh, you want to dance?
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Let's dance.
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[all shouting]
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- Kids! Kids!
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Stop fighting!
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Mae, this is nothing
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to smile about.
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Um, Ms. Harvell?
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Oh.
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Sorry.
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You know,
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I think you're all losing sight
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of what Valentine's Day
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is all about.
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It's about what you give,
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not what you get.
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Excuse me.
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Delivery.
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Oh, look what I get!
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Are you Mrs. Grundle?
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No, but I could be
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Mrs. Delivery Man.
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Like I said, kids,
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it's not about what you get.
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In fact, I am going to give you
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all a little assignment.
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[all groaning]
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You don't need
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to give us anything.
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You know, we are so good.
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I'd like you all
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to make Valentine's Day
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really special for someone
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other than yourselves.
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Then, Monday,
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you'll give an oral report
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on the effect it had
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on that person.
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Oh, yes, Mae.
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You had a question?
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Still not me.
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I'm just gonna go
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close the card.
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[Ricky]
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Yeah.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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[man]
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[whistling melody]
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♪ ♪
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[rhythmic clapping]
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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[man]
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[whistling melody]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na, na-na ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na,
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na-na ♪
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- ♪ One, two ♪
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- ♪ Na, na, na ♪
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[man]
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♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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Hey, Anne.
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Are you pumped for
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our big Valentine's Day sale?
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Huh?
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No, I'm not pumped.
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There's nobody
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in the store.
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And you know why?
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Everyone's out buying
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candy and stuffed bears.
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Honey, no guy
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is dumb enough
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to give his wife a treadmill
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for Valentine's Day.
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Not if we don't
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make it look fun!
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- Hmm.
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[treadmill beeping]
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Huh?
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Fun, right?
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Okay, that's
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a little fast.
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[beeping]
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Slow it down.
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[beeping and thumping]
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Anne, a little help.
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- Oh.
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- [shouts]
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[Anne]
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Tom!
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Oh!
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Okay, let's just get
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this Valentime's assignment
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over with.
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I guess we could just pick
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a random customer in the store.
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[cricket chirping]
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We're all hearing
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that cricket, right?
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[Ricky]
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, how about Josie?
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She's always doing
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nice things for us.
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Plus, she looks
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really bored, so--
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- Yeah.
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Oh.
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Hey, guys.
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[Dicky]
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Hey, Josie.
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You're always
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so good to us,
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so we want to return the favor
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for Valentime's Day.
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Seriously?
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Is that not bothering
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anybody else?
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Oh, that's sweet
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but not necessary.
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I actually have
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my first Valentine's date!
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- Wilson finally asked you?
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- Uh-huh!
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[both squealing]
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But we still want to do
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something nice for you.
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How about we help
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get you ready?
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We'll start
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with the nails.
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Why? What's wrong
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with my nails?
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I think she meant
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your hair.
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What's wrong
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with my hair?
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With all that makeup,
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I don't think anyone
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will notice the hair.
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My makeup too?
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Yeah, the whole thing's
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a hot mess.
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Oh, no.
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I have so much work to do
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for tomorrow night.
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Tell your parents
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I'm taking the night off.
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All right.
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Assignment done.
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We didn't do anything.
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We have to do something
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for someone.
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[cricket chirping]
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Oh, maybe find a date
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for the cricket.
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[crunch]
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Or not.
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Face it, Tom.
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Valentine's Day
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is always a disaster.
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It's our worst day
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of the year.
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- You're right, Anne.
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I don't even know
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why we try.
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[sighs]
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Stupid Valentine's Day.
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[grunts]
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[panting]
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Oh, hey, kids.
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- Hey, Dad.
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- Hi, Dad.
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- That's weird.
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Mom and Dad don't like
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Valentine's Day?
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Come to think of it,
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every year, all they do is
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go to work,
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come home angry,
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and hang out with us.
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Then that's
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our assignment.
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Give Mom and Dad
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a Valentine's Day they'll like.
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But to do that, first we have to
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find out why they don't like it.
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[popping]
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[pop]
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And fast.
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[Dawn]
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All right, spread out.
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There's got to be
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something in there
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that'll help us figure out why
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Mom and Dad hate Valentine's
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Day.
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[Dicky]
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Oh, guys, I found something.
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Bubble wrap!
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[all]
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Yeah!
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[popping]
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Whoo.
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[Ricky]
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[sighs]
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All right, now that we got
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that out of our systems,
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keep looking.
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Hey.
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I bet there's something
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in this box
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marked "Lovey-Dovey Stuff."
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[Dawn]
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Oh. Ooh.
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Here are a bunch
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of old Valentine's cards.
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See?
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Mom and Dad don't hate
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Valentine's Day.
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Oh, and here's
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some love letters.
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[groans]
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Pictures of them kissing.
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[gags]
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[Dawn]
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Oh, and here's something
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dated February 14, 2004.
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That's Valentine's Day
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from right before we were born.
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[all]
283
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Whoa!
284
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What is that thing?
285
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I'm not quite sure.
286
00:07:35,583 --> 00:07:37,883
[rattling]
287
00:07:35,583 --> 00:07:37,883
- Where's the "on" button?
288
00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:40,577
There isn't one.
289
00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:40,577
It's a videotape.
290
00:07:40,625 --> 00:07:43,665
A video what?
291
00:07:43,709 --> 00:07:45,829
Dad comes up here
292
00:07:43,709 --> 00:07:45,829
with a case of root beer
293
00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:49,205
and watches his old ice dancing
294
00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:49,205
competitions on this TV.
295
00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,130
That's a TV?
296
00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:53,326
I put a burrito in there
297
00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:53,326
last week.
298
00:07:53,375 --> 00:07:54,955
No wonder it didn't cook it.
299
00:07:57,834 --> 00:07:59,754
Whoa, it swallowed it.
300
00:07:59,792 --> 00:08:02,082
Okay.
301
00:07:59,792 --> 00:08:02,082
Here we go.
302
00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:03,495
[chuckles softly]
303
00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:06,132
[gasps]
304
00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:06,132
There they are, Tom.
305
00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:08,036
[Anne]
306
00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:08,036
All four of them.
307
00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:10,423
[Tom]
308
00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:10,423
Wow, this is really happening.
309
00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:12,578
We're having quadruplets.
310
00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:14,535
You know what this means, Tom?
311
00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:16,463
Valentine's Day is ruined.
312
00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,080
Forever.
313
00:08:18,125 --> 00:08:21,285
[Tom]
314
00:08:18,125 --> 00:08:21,285
It sure is.
315
00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:22,583
I can't believe this.
316
00:08:22,625 --> 00:08:24,705
This is our fault.
317
00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,920
We ruined Valentine's Day
318
00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,920
for Mom and Dad.
319
00:08:26,959 --> 00:08:28,499
We got to fix this.
320
00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:31,132
Listen, I don't want to be
321
00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:31,132
the voice of reason here,
322
00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:33,126
but we have
323
00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:33,126
an assignment due Monday.
324
00:08:34,458 --> 00:08:36,538
This is
325
00:08:34,458 --> 00:08:36,538
our assignment.
326
00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,173
We're gonna give
327
00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,173
Mom and Dad
328
00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:41,128
back the love of Valentine's Day
329
00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:41,128
that we took from them.
330
00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:42,416
Let's do it.
331
00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:45,038
Yeah, time to save
332
00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:45,038
Valentime's.
333
00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:47,543
Okay, I've got
334
00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:47,543
a new assignment for you.
335
00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:50,043
Learn how to say
336
00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:50,043
Valentine's
337
00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:51,043
with an N.
338
00:08:51,083 --> 00:08:53,673
Tine.
339
00:08:51,083 --> 00:08:53,673
Tine!
340
00:08:53,709 --> 00:08:54,879
Let it go, man.
341
00:08:54,917 --> 00:08:56,497
It's just
342
00:08:54,917 --> 00:08:56,497
one letter.
343
00:08:58,709 --> 00:08:59,919
[Dicky]
344
00:08:58,709 --> 00:08:59,919
The TV's throwing up.
345
00:08:59,959 --> 00:09:01,919
[Dawn]
346
00:08:59,959 --> 00:09:01,919
Ew.
347
00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:04,919
[upbeat music]
348
00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:08,579
♪ ♪
349
00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:12,825
I hope
350
00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:12,825
my Valentine's date
351
00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:14,575
is as romantic
352
00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:14,575
as this.
353
00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:16,165
Your parents
354
00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:16,165
are gonna love it.
355
00:09:16,208 --> 00:09:17,458
I hope so.
356
00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:19,130
There's a lot
357
00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:19,130
riding on it.
358
00:09:19,166 --> 00:09:21,376
Yeah, our grade.
359
00:09:21,417 --> 00:09:23,457
Since when do you care
360
00:09:21,417 --> 00:09:23,457
about grades?
361
00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:25,420
Huh, you're right.
362
00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:25,420
I don't.
363
00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:26,748
Hey, this is
364
00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:26,748
about rekindling
365
00:09:26,792 --> 00:09:28,132
Mom and Dad's
366
00:09:26,792 --> 00:09:28,132
Valentine's Day flame.
367
00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:30,536
And getting a good grade.
368
00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:33,423
What is wrong with me?
369
00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:36,038
Here they come.
370
00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:36,038
Assume romance positions.
371
00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:37,883
Oh, oh, oh!
372
00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:39,917
Finally, Valentine's Day
373
00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:39,917
is almost over.
374
00:09:39,959 --> 00:09:42,329
Ugh, only a couple more hours
375
00:09:39,959 --> 00:09:42,329
till we can put
376
00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:46,125
this holiday in the ground
377
00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:46,125
and shovel some dirt on it.
378
00:09:46,166 --> 00:09:48,956
[all]
379
00:09:46,166 --> 00:09:48,956
Happy Valentine's Day!
380
00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,170
Kids?
381
00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:51,958
Look at
382
00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:51,958
our four little cupids!
383
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,170
Oh, I think
384
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,170
you mean five.
385
00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:02,333
[laughing]
386
00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:02,333
Thank you!
387
00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:04,075
What is all this?
388
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,285
We just wanted to do
389
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,285
something special for you two
390
00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:07,963
on Valentine's Day.
391
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,540
So welcome to the Harper
392
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,540
House of Love restaurant
393
00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:14,583
and cafe, bistro,
394
00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:14,583
and lounge.
395
00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:16,575
We couldn't decide
396
00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:16,575
on a name.
397
00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:18,535
I think that name
398
00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:18,535
is perfect.
399
00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,633
- It's working.
400
00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,633
- Totally.
401
00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:22,207
Okay, thanks
402
00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:22,207
for all your help, Josie,
403
00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:23,670
but it's getting
404
00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:23,670
really late.
405
00:10:23,709 --> 00:10:25,169
You better go get ready
406
00:10:23,709 --> 00:10:25,169
for your date.
407
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,418
I am ready.
408
00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:29,168
[all]
409
00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:29,168
Oh.
410
00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:31,378
Is it my hair?
411
00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:31,378
My nails? My clothes?
412
00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:33,577
Let's just say
413
00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:33,577
the mess is still hot.
414
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,880
May I show you
415
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,880
to your table?
416
00:10:37,917 --> 00:10:40,037
- Indeed.
417
00:10:37,917 --> 00:10:40,037
- Thank you.
418
00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:42,633
We have you seated
419
00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:42,633
in the love section.
420
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,670
And while you enjoy
421
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,670
your four-course meal--
422
00:10:47,709 --> 00:10:49,209
Three of which
423
00:10:47,709 --> 00:10:49,209
involve chocolate--
424
00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:51,170
The food of love.
425
00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:54,538
[Dawn]
426
00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:54,538
Why not take a magical stroll
427
00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:54,538
down memory lane?
428
00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:58,083
I present:
Mom and Dad's
429
00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:58,083
Book of Love Notes,
430
00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,745
Scrapbooks of Memories,
431
00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,882
Chronicles
432
00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,882
of Questionable Hairdos,
433
00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:03,417
and Icky Love Stuff.
434
00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:04,458
[Tom]
435
00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:04,458
Oh.
436
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,420
We couldn't decide
437
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,420
on a name
438
00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:06,958
for that either.
439
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,630
[Dawn]
440
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,630
And while you look through that,
441
00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:09,957
we'll get your next course.
442
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,380
Hint:
443
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,380
it involves chocolate.
444
00:11:13,417 --> 00:11:15,327
The food of love.
445
00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:19,211
Wow.
446
00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:21,540
The kids really put
447
00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:21,540
a lot of work into this.
448
00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:22,713
Oh, honey, look.
449
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,290
It's our first
450
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,290
ice dancing competition.
451
00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:25,503
Look at
452
00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:25,503
that gorgeous hair.
453
00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:27,832
- Oh, thank you.
454
00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:27,832
- I was talking about me.
455
00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:29,625
I miss it so much.
456
00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:30,917
Guys, it's working.
457
00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:33,919
We're rekindling the flame.
458
00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:35,879
[Anne]
459
00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:35,879
Huh, what is this?
460
00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:37,747
"I love you.
461
00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:37,747
Love, A."
462
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:40,877
Who's A?
463
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,377
You're A.
464
00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:45,037
No, no, no.
465
00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:45,037
I'm an A, but I'm not this A.
466
00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:46,753
[gasps]
467
00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:49,632
Is this from Angela?
468
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,877
Who's Angela?
469
00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:54,667
Your first girlfriend.
470
00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:55,879
Oh, Angela.
471
00:11:55,917 --> 00:11:58,247
Mm-hmm.
472
00:11:58,291 --> 00:11:59,791
Tom, why would you
473
00:11:58,291 --> 00:11:59,791
keep a love letter
474
00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:01,714
from an old girlfriend?
475
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:04,290
[Dawn]
476
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:04,290
Uh-oh.
477
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,333
Honey, I swear, I thought
478
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,333
I threw that out.
479
00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:08,125
[crumpling]
480
00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:10,376
[sighs]
481
00:12:10,417 --> 00:12:11,957
Let's see
482
00:12:10,417 --> 00:12:11,957
what other beautiful memories
483
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,580
we have in here.
484
00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:14,785
[gasps]
485
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,544
No, bup-bup-bup-bup-
486
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,544
bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup.
487
00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:19,883
Bup.
488
00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:22,127
Isn't this a picture
489
00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:22,127
of your old boyfriend?
490
00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:23,456
[with deep voice]
491
00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:23,456
Fireman Mike.
492
00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:29,131
Have you seen
493
00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:29,131
how cute the dog is?
494
00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:35,583
[Dawn]
495
00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:35,583
Oh, we're losing them.
496
00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:36,665
What are we gonna do?
497
00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:39,289
Teach them
498
00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:39,289
how to throw stuff out?
499
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:42,043
I got this.
500
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:42,043
Chocolate fixes everything.
501
00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:50,672
[as Mr. T]
502
00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:50,672
I pity the fon-dude
503
00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:50,672
that don't eat this fondue.
504
00:12:50,709 --> 00:12:52,669
[Dawn]
505
00:12:50,709 --> 00:12:52,669
Who wants to be the first
506
00:12:50,709 --> 00:12:52,669
to dip their strawberry
507
00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:54,329
in melted chocolate?
508
00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:55,875
I could've been
509
00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:55,875
a fireman too, Anne,
510
00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:58,207
but you know I have
511
00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:58,207
a fear of Dalmatians.
512
00:12:58,250 --> 00:12:59,540
Well, you certainly
513
00:12:58,250 --> 00:12:59,540
don't have a fear
514
00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:01,883
of keeping old letters
515
00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:01,883
from A.
516
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:03,627
This isn't working.
517
00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:06,457
Looks like it's time
518
00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:06,457
for Valen to work his magic.
519
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,630
Not a real person,
520
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,630
but just do it.
521
00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:09,827
[thwacks]
522
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:10,955
[shouts]
523
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,285
Ow!
524
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:18,253
[grunts]
525
00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:20,001
[gasps, screams]
526
00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:21,751
Hot chocolate!
527
00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:21,751
Hot chocolate!
528
00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:23,422
[both shouting]
529
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,128
Hot wax! Hot wax!
530
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:26,996
- Oh, no!
531
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:26,996
- [shouting]
532
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:28,421
[ripping, grunting]
533
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,418
[all gasp]
534
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:30,378
[gasps]
535
00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:34,997
[screams]
536
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:37,171
Well, this couldn't
537
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:37,171
get any worse.
538
00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:40,922
[fire crackling]
539
00:13:40,959 --> 00:13:41,959
[both scream]
540
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,920
The couch!
541
00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:47,999
I think we rekindled
542
00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:47,999
the wrong flame.
543
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,293
- [shouts]
544
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,293
- Somebody help me.
545
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:53,333
Wait, what do we do?
546
00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:00,955
[indistinct radio chatter]
547
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,420
Wow.
548
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,420
That is hot.
549
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:08,041
I'm standing
550
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:08,041
right here, Anne.
551
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:09,293
No, no.
552
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:09,293
I meant the couch.
553
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:11,503
Mm.
554
00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:13,922
We've seen a lot
555
00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:13,922
of Valentine's disasters,
556
00:14:13,959 --> 00:14:16,709
but...wow.
557
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:22,165
[Dicky]
558
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:22,165
We tried to give Mom and Dad
559
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:22,165
something special,
560
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,578
but all we did was ruin
561
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,578
their Valentime's.
562
00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:28,379
Excuse me.
563
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:34,165
[screams]
564
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,708
Sorry.
565
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,708
You were saying?
566
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:41,750
[Dawn]
567
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:41,750
[sighs]
568
00:14:41,792 --> 00:14:44,002
Guys, Dicky's right.
569
00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:46,881
We're the problem.
570
00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:46,881
We always have been.
571
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:48,627
The nicest thing we can do
572
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:48,627
for Mom and Dad
573
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:51,127
is leave them alone
574
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:51,127
for the rest of the night.
575
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,996
She's right.
576
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,996
It's the only way to fix this.
577
00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:57,881
[sighs]
578
00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:57,881
I'll write them a note.
579
00:14:57,917 --> 00:15:00,827
[Dawn]
580
00:14:57,917 --> 00:15:00,827
Sorry we ruined Valentine's Day.
581
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:04,245
We're leaving.
582
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:04,245
Be back later.
583
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:08,044
[sighs]
584
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:12,667
[upbeat music]
585
00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:17,709
♪ ♪
586
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,670
Oh, what a great way
587
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,670
to do your assignment.
588
00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:24,669
Four little angels
589
00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:24,669
spreading Valentine's love.
590
00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:25,959
[Dawn]
591
00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:25,959
I don't know about love,
592
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,630
but we spread something.
593
00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:30,287
Mostly fire
594
00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:30,287
and hot wax.
595
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,213
We kind of destroyed
596
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,213
our parents' night.
597
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,540
And our couch.
598
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,923
Could we stay here
599
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,923
for a while?
600
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,879
[laughs]
601
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,879
Hi, kids.
602
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:40,787
[all]
603
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:40,787
Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Valentine.
604
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,924
They wanted to know
605
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,924
if they could hang out with us.
606
00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:44,169
Hey, join us.
607
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:45,628
What better way
608
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:45,628
to spend Valentine's
609
00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:47,787
than with the Valentines?
610
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,634
Don't you mean Valentimes?
611
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:51,327
The Valentimes.
612
00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:53,165
That's it!
613
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:54,378
[thwacks]
614
00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:55,957
[cat meows]
615
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
[Mae]
616
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
Debbie!
617
00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,081
[Mrs. Valentine]
618
00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,081
Oh, no!
619
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,495
She's never
620
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,495
been outside before!
621
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,792
She's heading
622
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,792
towards the dog park!
623
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,754
[dogs barking]
624
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,754
[cat yowls]
625
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:05,542
[Mr. Valentine]
626
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:05,542
Ooh, it's officially the worst
627
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:05,542
Valentine Valentine's ever!
628
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,543
[upbeat music]
629
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:11,793
♪ ♪
630
00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:13,004
[panting]
631
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,041
[grunting]
632
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,793
- Tom!
633
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,793
- Hold on, Anne.
634
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,794
I'm just making sure the fire's
635
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,794
out underneath the couch
636
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,584
that I easily picked up,
637
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,584
just like the fireman.
638
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:21,575
[chuckles]
639
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:22,785
The kids ran away.
640
00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:24,044
Huh?
641
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,583
[shouts]
642
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,075
I think I located
643
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,075
Dawn's phone.
644
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,705
- Come on!
645
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,705
- [grunts]
646
00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,040
[grunts]
647
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,633
[whimpers]
648
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:34,877
Tom!
649
00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:36,287
[Anne]
650
00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:36,287
[grunts]
651
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,673
[Tom]
652
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,673
How are you doing this?
653
00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:39,209
[Anne]
654
00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:39,209
Fireman Mike taught me.
655
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,040
[Tom]
656
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,040
That hurts more
657
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,040
than my foot, Anne.
658
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,290
No way.
659
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,923
You ordered us
660
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,923
the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
661
00:16:47,959 --> 00:16:50,079
That's so romantic.
662
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,165
And if we finish it
663
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,165
in 30 minutes,
664
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,208
it's free!
665
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,420
[with Boston accent]
666
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,420
You also get a car key chain
667
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,420
that says,
668
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,958
I gobbled down the tower
669
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,958
at DiPietro's Wall Oven Pizza.
670
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:04,251
Okay, I didn't understand
671
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:04,251
one word of that,
672
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,961
but I'm having
673
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,961
such a good time.
674
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:09,419
[Dicky]
675
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:09,419
Oh, there she is.
676
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:11,498
She's already on her date.
677
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:11,498
We can't bother her.
678
00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:13,422
But we need the keys
679
00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:13,422
to the store.
680
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,578
Come on.
681
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,578
Eat faster.
682
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:17,205
I got this.
683
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,710
[thwacks]
684
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:23,330
Um...you just got shot
685
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:23,330
in the head with an arrow.
686
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,075
- This is how
687
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,075
they get you.
688
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:26,245
Keep focused.
689
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:27,961
I want
690
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:27,961
that car key chain.
691
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,500
[scoffs]
692
00:17:30,542 --> 00:17:33,212
Uh, excuse me
693
00:17:30,542 --> 00:17:33,212
one second.
694
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,540
Hey, guys.
695
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,540
What are you doing here?
696
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:40,083
Wow.
697
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:40,083
So that's what you went with?
698
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,165
What's wrong with it?
699
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,078
[all]
700
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,078
Nothing!
701
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:44,575
Okay, look.
702
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:46,165
We're sorry
703
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:46,165
for interrupting your date,
704
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,828
but we need your keys
705
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,828
to the store.
706
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,125
Why?
707
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:50,246
We're cursed.
708
00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:51,791
We're like
709
00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:51,791
a black hole
710
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:54,254
that sucks the love
711
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:54,254
out of Valentine's Day.
712
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:56,711
So we need to get away
713
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:56,711
from people for a little while
714
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:59,380
before we destroy
715
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:59,380
anyone else's special day.
716
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:02,127
Wait, cursed?
717
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:02,127
Don't be silly.
718
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,166
There is no such thing
719
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,166
as a curse.
720
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,498
[cat meows]
721
00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:09,752
[shouting, barking]
722
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:16,875
What is this, a dog park?
723
00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:18,327
Hey, watch out
724
00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:18,327
for the wall oven.
725
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:20,495
It'll scorch you.
726
00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:22,832
Oops.
727
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:26,245
Okay, maybe you are
728
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:26,245
a little cursed.
729
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:28,421
Have you guys
730
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:28,421
seen Debbie?
731
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:30,958
Debbie!
732
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,210
[Mr. Valentine]
733
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,210
Stay away from our cat!
734
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:34,790
[barking, meowing]
735
00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:39,792
[panting]
736
00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:41,134
Kids, are you okay?
737
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,536
[Dawn]
738
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,536
Mom, Dad,
739
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,536
don't come near us!
740
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:43,883
Why did you run away?
741
00:18:43,917 --> 00:18:44,917
We're cursed!
742
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,459
We've been going
743
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,459
door to door,
744
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,630
destroying love
745
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,630
wherever we go.
746
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,627
We've ruined
747
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,627
Valentime's Day for you
748
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,077
every year
749
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,077
since we've been born.
750
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:55,035
Did he say "time's"?
751
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:56,923
You haven't
752
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:56,923
ruined anything.
753
00:18:56,959 --> 00:19:00,329
Mom, you don't have to lie.
754
00:18:56,959 --> 00:19:00,329
We saw the tape.
755
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:02,455
The one from when
756
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:02,455
you were preg-meant with us.
757
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,580
You mean pregnant?
758
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,165
You guys wanted
759
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,165
to have us, right?
760
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:07,538
Of course we did.
761
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,423
So you meant
762
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,423
to be preg.
763
00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:12,998
Preg-meant.
764
00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:14,631
Anyway,
765
00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:14,631
we heard you guys say
766
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:17,127
we ruined Valentine's Day
767
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:17,127
forever.
768
00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:18,246
[both]
769
00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:18,246
Oh.
770
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,171
Did you hear us say
771
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,171
anything else?
772
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:22,208
No, we turned it off.
773
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,630
Okay, well,
774
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,630
why don't we go home
775
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,247
and watch the rest
776
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,247
of the tape?
777
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,457
So many spots.
778
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,080
[whimpers]
779
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,080
Ow. Ow. Ow.
780
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:36,455
Carry me, Anne!
781
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,880
[Anne]
782
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,880
Come on.
783
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,503
[Tom]
784
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,503
All right.
785
00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,462
Everybody,
786
00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,462
grab a root beer.
787
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,830
[Anne]
788
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,830
[clears throat]
789
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:46,285
I think
790
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:46,285
there's a little bit more
791
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,543
on this tape
792
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,543
that you need to see.
793
00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:51,829
[Tom]
794
00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:51,829
Wow, this is really happening.
795
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,745
We're having quadruplets.
796
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:56,082
You know what this means, Tom?
797
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:59,245
Valentine's Day is ruined.
798
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:59,245
Forever.
799
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:01,331
[Tom]
800
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:01,331
It sure is.
801
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:05,955
No Valentine's Day could ever
802
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:05,955
possibly live up to this one.
803
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,540
I'm so happy, Tom.
804
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:08,833
[Tom]
805
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:08,833
[laughs]
806
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,325
Me too.
807
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,375
In fact,
808
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,375
I am four times happier
809
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:13,827
than I ever thought
810
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:13,827
I could be.
811
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:16,035
[all]
812
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:16,035
Aw!
813
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:21,463
[all]
814
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:21,463
Ew!
815
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,830
[Tom]
816
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,830
And that is why we don't
817
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,830
celebrate Valentine's Day.
818
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,375
Any gift we gave
819
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,375
each other
820
00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:27,327
would be nothing
821
00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:27,327
compared to you guys.
822
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:29,125
So we're not cursed.
823
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,166
We didn't ruin Valentine's Day.
824
00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:32,418
Of course you didn't.
825
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:34,538
You're not even mad
826
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:34,538
about the eyebrow?
827
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,583
Nah, nothing a little
828
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,583
black marker can't fix.
829
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,083
Huh?
830
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,915
-Um...
831
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:46,919
[upbeat music]
832
00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:49,459
♪ ♪
833
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,330
And then, after our parents
834
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,330
showed us a videotape,
835
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,325
it all made sense.
836
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:59,290
We all know
837
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:59,290
what you're gonna ask.
838
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:02,253
This is a videotape.
839
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:05,461
It's how they used to watch
840
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:05,461
movies in the olden days.
841
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,710
[all]
842
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,710
Ooh.
843
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,080
[Dawn]
844
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,080
So what we learned
845
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,080
from all this is,
846
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,535
Valentine's Day
847
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,535
isn't about
848
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:13,423
who gets the most cards
849
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:13,423
or candy.
850
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:14,998
It's about showing
851
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:14,998
the people you care for
852
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,831
how much they mean
853
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,831
to you.
854
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,535
Even if you end up
855
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,535
with a burnt couch.
856
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:22,333
And a lifetime ban from
857
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:22,333
DiPietro's Wall Oven Pizza.
858
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:24,995
And what I learned is,
859
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:24,995
Valentime's Day
860
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:27,961
is actually called
861
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:27,961
Valentine's Day.
862
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Thank you.
863
00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,461
Well, on to Paint Patrick's Day.
864
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:36,170
And before
865
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:36,170
we know it, it'll be time
866
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:36,170
for the Easter Buddy.
867
00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:37,328
I'm just kidding.
868
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:39,075
April Foods!
869
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:40,665
Excuse me.
870
00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:46,828
[Ricky screams]
871
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:55,376
- ♪ ♪
872
00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:58,497
- [whistling melody]
873
00:21:58,542 --> 00:22:06,382
♪ ♪
874
00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:10,247
- [vocalizing]
875
00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:11,211
♪ Yeah ♪
876
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:15,830
[vocalizing]
877
00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:16,785
♪ Yeah ♪
878
00:22:16,834 --> 00:22:18,084
- ♪
879
00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:19,245
- ♪
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