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Good morning!

- We have children here! - Alright madam, return to your towel.

Can I get you a coffee or something?

What's all that?

Get dressed already.

We have small kids here. Please do something!

Return to your towel madam!

That's what we're here for.

Get dressed, let's go.

Oh they're hammered. Handcuffs and off we go.

Welcome guys!

- Good afternoon Commissioner - What have we got here?

We caught them stark naked on the beach.

And what you want me to do? Get them dressed?

- We got them dressed already - Take the cuffs off!

Do you have IDs? Passports?

Americano's!

Get them to sign and send them off.

For fucks sake...

Thank you.

Pantelis!

Yeah?

Some foreigners...

Come on guys, let's go!

Hey! What's with that racket every night?

When Greece becomes the centre of the world.

Then the only solution is Lioggos fertilizer.

Lioggos: certified fertilizer for the new era.

Come on Manos, it's my house.

It's traditional man!

I don't want the bouzouki man! No bouzouki!

But Manos, you're a little too dogmatic now...

I want a contemporary take in traditional tunes!

- Alright, we'll have it. - Will you?

Yes, we'll work on it today and tomorrow you'll have it.

It should have been ready yesterday, as you know.

You'll have it and it will be perfect!

Yesterday!

Asshole...

You asshole...

Manos, can I talk to you for a minute?

What you want to talk about, Argyris?

Did you bring me here so this fucking Alabama cowboy can make fun of me?

I really apologize, in two hours you're gonna have what you need.

A good track, in two hours with this asshole?

Don't worry, you'll have it.

- Ice tea for me please. - Same for me please.

Thank you.

What is little Argyris doing here?

Are you having a poo? A little shit?

Look at this cute boy taking a dump!

Come on don't be an asshole, leave it. My mom framed it.

Come on man, leave it!

Papagou, mate.

So what's with the accent?

- What are you drinking, Stephanie? - Gin Tonic. Wanna try?

No, no.

Could it be Jizz Tonic?

Maybe a Penis Colada?

Don't worry if you find anything funny in it.

It's probably just angel hair...

Yeah?

Merry Christmas!

Here, have a cigarette.

I don't understand English, but please be calm.

Everything will be over soon.

Wakey-wakey girls, move it!

The court finds the defendant guilty as charged

and passes a six month sentence, suspended for three years

as well as a €600 fine.