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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:11,794 ♪ 2 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:24,432 MORNING DREAMER. 3 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:29,785 MORNING. 4 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:46,932 PETER, I HAVE TO GET READY FOR WORK. 5 00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:48,891 OK. 6 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:54,114 I JUST WANNA. 7 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:55,289 PETER, PETER! 8 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:58,379 I'M JUST GONNA DO A LITTLE THING HERE. 9 00:01:58,422 --> 00:02:01,121 PETER, MAX IS SLEEPING, SHHH QUIET. 10 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:03,775 ♪ 11 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:05,734 MAX. I'M NOT MAKING A SOUND. 12 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:10,782 ♪ 13 00:02:33,892 --> 00:02:35,155 I LIKE IT. 14 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,199 THANK YOU. 15 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:37,200 YOU'RE WELCOME. 16 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:39,594 NICE, VERY NICE. 17 00:02:39,637 --> 00:02:42,727 ♪ 18 00:02:42,771 --> 00:02:45,600 INSPECTION TIME. 19 00:02:45,643 --> 00:02:49,430 ♪ 20 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:57,481 HMM, AH, I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD. 21 00:02:57,525 --> 00:03:00,615 NOW ALL WE NEED ARE A DOZEN MORE, A DOZEN, 22 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:01,877 DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT? 23 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,661 YES. 24 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:05,010 LOVELY. GET GOING. 25 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:07,665 WE CAN HANDLE EVERYTHING. 26 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,493 THAT IS STUNNING, IT'S BEAUTIFUL, 27 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:11,887 YOU ARE DOING GREAT WORK, MY LITTLE ELVES. 28 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:15,238 ♪ 29 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:17,197 LOVE THE FLAMES, TATE. 30 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,547 VERY NICE TOUCH. 31 00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:21,418 DO YOU LIKE MINE? 32 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:24,987 ♪ 33 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:29,557 ♪ 34 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,341 YES. EDWARD. 35 00:03:31,385 --> 00:03:32,908 - YEAH? - EDWARD, THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 36 00:03:32,951 --> 00:03:35,911 THIS IS PERFECT, I'VE GOT THE DOCUMENTATION RIGHT HERE. 37 00:03:35,954 --> 00:03:38,740 SO IT'S REAL, WE DID IN FACT RECORD GAMMA RAY BURST. 38 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:40,045 - WE DID IT. - YES. 39 00:03:40,089 --> 00:03:43,266 THINK OF IT ALEX, YOU, ME, YOUR FATHER, 40 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:46,704 TOGETHER ON THE COVER OF SKY AND TELESCOPE. 41 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:48,445 HE WON'T BELIEVE IT WHEN I TELL HIM.THIS IS AMAZING. 42 00:03:50,969 --> 00:03:53,407 HEY MAX. 43 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:56,148 HOW'S THAT SURPRISE GOING FOR YOUR MOM? 44 00:03:56,192 --> 00:03:59,543 WELL, I BUILT AN ORBITER AND A ROCKET BOOSTER. 45 00:04:02,938 --> 00:04:04,766 NICE. 46 00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:07,856 SO DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE GONNA BE MY DAD? 47 00:04:13,165 --> 00:04:15,255 I HOPE SO. 48 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:20,869 YOU KNOW, A FEW OF THE OLD HARVARD ALUMNI ARE GETTING 49 00:04:20,912 --> 00:04:24,655 TOGETHER TOMORROW NIGHT, YOU SHOULD COME. 50 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:27,310 IT WOULD BE LIKE OLD TIMES. 51 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:28,616 I'D TELL YOU TO BRING PETER, 52 00:04:28,659 --> 00:04:30,835 BUT I'M SURE HE'D BE BORED WITH THE CONVERSATION. 53 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:35,275 WHAT DO YOU TWO TALK ABOUT ANYWAY? 54 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:38,321 OH MY GOSH, PETER, I ALMOST FORGOT. 55 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:39,322 WHAT? 56 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:40,671 I HAVE GOT TO RUN, EDWARD. 57 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:43,326 MAKE SURE WE DON'T MISS THE AFTERGLOW, OK? 58 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:44,632 YES. 59 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:47,809 ♪ 60 00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:51,421 ♪ MERRY, MERRY, MERRY CHRISTMAS TIME, ♪ 61 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:55,338 ♪ I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN THINKING OF ME ♪ 62 00:04:55,382 --> 00:05:00,125 ♪ I'M BACK WHERE I WANT TO BE, WHAT DO YOU SAY ♪ 63 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:03,651 ♪ 64 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:06,915 ♪ MERRY, MERRY, MERRY, MERRY CHRISTMAS TIME ♪ 65 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:08,003 [Horn Honks] 66 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:11,659 ♪ 67 00:05:11,702 --> 00:05:19,710 ♪ SATISFY YOUR HEART'S DESIRE... ♪ 68 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:26,369 ♪ BELLS RING OUT, LET'S SPEND THIS TIME TOGETHER ♪ 69 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:27,631 ♪ 70 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:35,596 ♪ UNDERNEATH THE MISTLETOE IS HEAVEN ♪ 71 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:43,691 ♪ THIS COULD BE THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER ♪ 72 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:48,478 ♪ THIS COULD BE THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER ♪ 73 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:50,741 ♪ BEST CHRISTMAS EVER 74 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:54,092 ♪ ABSOLUTELY EVER 75 00:05:54,136 --> 00:06:00,360 ♪ ABSOLUTELY HEAVEN 76 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:04,233 PETER, ARE YOU HOME? 77 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:09,281 ♪ 78 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:19,988 PETER? 79 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:25,036 ♪ 80 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:48,451 PETER, WHAT IS THIS? 81 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:53,500 ♪ 82 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:09,472 ALEX SPENCER... 83 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:12,214 ♪ 84 00:07:12,257 --> 00:07:15,870 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 85 00:07:15,913 --> 00:07:17,741 MARRY YOU? 86 00:07:17,785 --> 00:07:21,005 ♪ 87 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:22,137 I DON'T KNOW. 88 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:24,531 I MEAN, PETER, THIS IS ALL SO SUDDEN, 89 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:26,707 WE'VE NEVER TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE. 90 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:29,797 ALEX, WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR OVER A YEAR. 91 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,581 ♪ 92 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:33,801 JUST SAY YES. 93 00:07:33,844 --> 00:07:35,411 OR NO, IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL. 94 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,196 NO, NO, NO. 95 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,939 I MEAN YES, PETER NO. 96 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:44,768 PETER, WE NEED TO CONSIDER 97 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:47,597 THE PROS AND THE CONS OF LEGALIZING OUR RELATIONSHIP. 98 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:49,512 LIKE WHAT IS IT GOING TO DO TO OUR TAXES? 99 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:52,167 AND TO OUR BENEFITS, NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT 100 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:55,779 I WOULD NEED TO CHANGE ALL OF MY LEGAL IDENTIFICATION 101 00:07:55,823 --> 00:07:56,954 TO YOUR FAMILY NAME. 102 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:59,217 ALEX. 103 00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:01,219 THE WAY I SEE IT THERE ARE NO CONS HERE, 104 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:03,526 THERE'S JUST ONE PRO. 105 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,702 AND THAT IS ME GETTING TO SPEND 106 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:09,010 THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU, AND MAX. 107 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:14,276 ♪ 108 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:16,974 I LOVE YOU, ALEX. 109 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:20,935 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 110 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:22,937 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 111 00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:27,637 YES. 112 00:08:27,681 --> 00:08:30,510 YES, OF COURSE YES. I'LL MARRY YOU, PETER. 113 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:34,078 ♪ 114 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:37,734 ♪ 115 00:08:37,778 --> 00:08:38,909 WE DID IT, WE DID IT. 116 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,128 WE'RE GETTING MARRIED. 117 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:42,260 WAIT TILL GRANDMA AND GRANDPA FIND OUT. 118 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:46,351 ♪ 119 00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:50,617 SORRY, THE SPAGHETTI I WAS MAKING KIND OF 120 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:52,053 ALL GOT STUCK TOGETHER. 121 00:08:52,096 --> 00:08:56,013 WHO NEEDS SPAGHETTI, THIS KUNG POW PORK IS AMAZING. 122 00:08:56,057 --> 00:09:00,540 YOUR EX, EDWARD, NOW HE COULD PREPARE A MEAN STEAK. 123 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:04,369 PETER MAKES A MEAN CUP OF COFFEE. 124 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:06,937 WELL I'M JUST GLAD THAT MOST PLACES HAVE STOPPED 125 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:10,114 USING THAT MSG, BECAUSE THE BEHAVIORAL CASES I SEE 126 00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:12,073 DUE TO POOR DIET ARE STAGGERING. 127 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:14,336 I'M SURPRISED IT TOOK SO LONG. 128 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:16,425 SPEAKING OF SURPRISES-- 129 00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:18,906 OH MY GOSH, THAT'S RIGHT. 130 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:21,125 I'M SORRY. 131 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:23,388 DAD, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT, 132 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:28,480 BUT TODAY I RECORDED AN ACTUAL GAMMA RAY BURST. 133 00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:31,745 HA, HA ,HA, THAT A GIRL. 134 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,224 - IT WAS INCREDIBLE. - ALEX-- 135 00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:36,010 I MEAN, THE ENERGY, IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS OVER 136 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:38,839 A BILLION LIGHT YEARS AWAY, AND IT MEASURED AT LEAST-- 137 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:41,145 ALEX! 138 00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:44,279 OH MY GOSH, YEAH. 139 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:46,498 THAT'S RIGHT, I AM- 140 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:48,892 I AM SORRY. 141 00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:55,856 DAD, AH, UM... 142 00:09:55,899 --> 00:10:00,208 SURPRISE. WE'RE GETTING MARRIED. 143 00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:05,953 DO YOU KNOW WHAT A SURPRISE IS, PETER? 144 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:11,393 A SURPRISE IS SIMPLY A RECKLESS ACTION WITHOUT 145 00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:13,787 PROPER CONSIDERATION GIVEN TO THE FINAL OUTCOME. 146 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:17,486 FOR EXAMPLE, DID YOU TAKE THE RECENT DIVORCE RATE INTO ACCOUNT 147 00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:20,794 BEFORE YOU INITIATED THIS LITTLE SURPRISE? 148 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:23,971 8 OUT OF 12 KIDS IN MY CLASS HAVE DIVORCED PARENTS. 149 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,452 JUST SAYING. 150 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:29,890 I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA FOR YOU TWO TO ENGAGE 151 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,543 IN PRE-MARITAL COUNSELING. 152 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:32,675 I KNOW I'M YOUR MOTHER, 153 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,416 BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT OUR SESSIONS 154 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,853 WOULD BE ON A COMPLETELY OBJECTIVE LEVEL. 155 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:38,812 THAT IS GREAT MOM. 156 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:39,987 ISN'T' THAT GREAT PETER? 157 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:40,988 - UH-HUH. - YES. 158 00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:41,989 YEP. 159 00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,599 THAT'S GREAT. 160 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,471 YEAH. 161 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:51,389 I SAW AN XR14 GAME SYSTEM FOR MY CHRISTMAS WISH LIST TODAY. 162 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:55,480 NOW, MAXWELL, YOU KNOW THAT VIDEO GAMES SEDATE THE MIND. 163 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:56,830 AND WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A WISH LIST? 164 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,135 I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THAT. 165 00:10:58,179 --> 00:11:00,485 TALKED ABOUT WHAT? 166 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:03,314 ABOUT THE FACT THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS. 167 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:05,969 DAD, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HAVE TALKED TO ME FIRST, 168 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,841 I MEAN IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS. 169 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,712 WHY DELAY THE INEVITABLE? 170 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,018 IT'S THE TRUTH. 171 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:15,196 BESIDES, LOOK HOW WELL IT'S SERVED YOU. 172 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:18,329 PERHAPS IF WE'D DONE THE SAME THING WITH YOUR SISTER, 173 00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:21,898 MAYBE THINGS...WELL. 174 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:25,554 A TOAST, TO MY BRILLIANT DAUGHTER 175 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:30,211 AND HER OUTSTANDING PARTNER, EDWARD, 176 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:33,605 AND THEIR LATEST SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH. 177 00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:36,391 AND TO OUR ENGAGEMENT. 178 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:39,655 YES. 179 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,700 CHEERS. 180 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,836 ♪ 181 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,404 Steven: SO WHAT SORT OF VISIBILITY DO YOU GET ON THIS? 182 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,406 300, 400 MILLION LIGHT YEARS? 183 00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:53,538 FIVE. 184 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:56,019 I WAS A BIT BAFFLED ABOUT YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT THIS EVENING, 185 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:57,368 CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT PETER 186 00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:59,414 HAS NEVER APPROACHED ME ABOUT MARRYING YOU. 187 00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:03,548 I THINK THAT PETER WAS KIND OF HOPING FOR IT TO BE A SURPRISE. 188 00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:06,160 BUT I MEAN, WE HAVE BEEN LIVING TOGETHER FOR A WHILE NOW. 189 00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:08,162 AS A TENANT IN YOUR BASEMENT. 190 00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:12,993 AT FIRST YES DAD, BUT THEN YOU KNOW, THINGS CHANGED. 191 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:15,517 SO I GUESS MARRIAGE WOULD BE THE NEXT 192 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,606 REASONABLE COURSE OF ACTION. 193 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:18,607 IS IT? 194 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,652 IS IT? NOW, LET'S SEE. 195 00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,002 YOUR MOTHER AND I, WE MADE SENSE, 196 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:24,961 YOU AND EDWARD MAKE SENSE, BUT YOU AND PETER? 197 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:29,879 MARRYING MAKES GOOD SENSE FOR OUR TAXES. 198 00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,794 DO YOU KNOW DESPITE ALL MY RESEARCH, 199 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:34,492 I'VE YET TO FIND ANYTHING ON PETER'S BACKGROUND. 200 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,059 HAVE YOU EVEN MET HIS FAMILY? 201 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,887 WE'VE TRIED, BUT PETER ALWAYS SAYS, 202 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:40,411 HE ALWAYS SAYS THEY'RE REALLY BUSY WITH THEIR 203 00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:44,807 TOY BUSINESS UP IN ALASKA OR SOMETHING. 204 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:48,811 SIX YEARS AGO, YOU WENT TO THE STEPHEN HAWKING CONFERENCE, 205 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:53,120 DESPITE MY WARNINGS THAT HE ALWAYS ATTRACTS THE WILD ONES. 206 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:56,819 AND REMEMBER, YOU ENDED UP PREGNANT AND ALONE AT 18. 207 00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,734 MOM WAS 18. 208 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:09,789 ALEX, I HAVE NEVER BEEN WRONG, YOU KNOW THAT. 209 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:12,661 AND I'M WARNING YOU NOW, THINK THIS ONE THROUGH. 210 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:25,152 ♪ 211 00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:32,420 HI SWEETIE. 212 00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,161 LET'S GET YOU TUCKED IN. 213 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:36,511 ♪ 214 00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:40,080 SO, DID YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ME AND PETER GETTING MARRIED. 215 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,865 I KIND OF FIGURED IT WOULD HAPPEN ONE DAY. 216 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:45,259 RIGHT. 217 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,913 SO YOU'RE OK WITH IT? 218 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:50,917 IF YOU ARE MOM, YOU KNOW BEST. 219 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:54,050 ♪ 220 00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,573 - GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART. - GOOD NIGHT. 221 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:56,574 I LOVE YOU. 222 00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:57,924 GOOD NIGHT. 223 00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:58,925 ♪ 224 00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,883 - HAVE A GOOD SLEEP, OK? - OK. 225 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:09,849 ♪ 226 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:14,201 AH, MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE ASKED YOUR DAD FIRST, FOR YOUR HAND. 227 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,593 AND MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO. 228 00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,073 PRACTICAL, PETER. 229 00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:18,596 PETER, THEY ARE JUST PRACTICAL PEOPLE. 230 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,989 OH. 231 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,382 IS THAT WHAT YOUR DAD WAS BEING WHEN HE TOLD MAX 232 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:22,949 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS? 233 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,690 WELL THEY TOLD ME WHEN I WAS FIVE. 234 00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,997 WOW, REALLY? 235 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,651 SO YOU NEVER BELIEVED? 236 00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:32,001 WHAT, IN SANTA CLAUS? 237 00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:36,266 PETER, PLEASE. PETER. 238 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,441 I JUST- [Burp] 239 00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:39,487 - OH. - SORRY. 240 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:42,272 HOW MANY FORTUNE COOKIES DID YOU HAVE? 241 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,795 ONE. 242 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,407 I GUESS MY SUGAR INTOLERANCE HASN'T GOTTEN ANY BETTER. 243 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,061 I GUESS NOT. 244 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,672 I JUST, I DON'T KNOW, I HOPED YOUR PARENTS WOULD BE HAPPIER. 245 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,109 AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR PARENTS? 246 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,807 DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME THAT I MEET MY FUTURE IN-LAWS? 247 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,026 NO. 248 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:57,940 LET'S HAVE THEM DOWN FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 249 00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,115 NO, NO, NO. 250 00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:01,509 IT'S VERY, VERY BUSY THIS TIME OF YEAR, 251 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,597 THEY COULDN'T, THEY COULDN'T. 252 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,598 THEY WOULD LOVE TO, THEY WOULD. 253 00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,600 NO, PETER, NO, NOT THIS TIME. 254 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:06,688 WHAT? 255 00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,342 I NEED TO MEET MY FUTURE IN-LAWS. 256 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:11,388 I KNOW, AND YOU WILL, THEY'RE JUST, 257 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:14,478 MY FAMILY IS VERY DIFFERENT THAN YOURS. 258 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:18,395 WELL IF THEY ARE ANYTHING LIKE YOU, 259 00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:21,181 THEN I'M SURE THEY'RE GREAT. 260 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,531 HMM? GOOD NIGHT. 261 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:31,452 ♪ 262 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,683 I GOTTA GO, I'M REALLY LATE. 263 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:15,251 WILL EDWARD THE THIRD BE WORKING TONIGHT? 264 00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:18,559 REALLY PETER, WHO'S RING AM I WEARING? 265 00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:19,908 YOURS, THAT'S RIGHT, GOOD BYE. 266 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:20,952 - BYE. - LOVE YOU. 267 00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,042 CALL YOUR PARENTS, PLEASE. 268 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,220 ♪ 269 00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,743 [Door Closes] 270 00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:33,791 ♪ 271 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:46,108 [Ringing] 272 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:54,508 ♪ 273 00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,553 HELLO? 274 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:59,121 - HEY MOM. - PETER? 275 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:02,168 - HI MOM. - HONEY IS IT YOU? 276 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,169 - CAN YOU HEAR ME? - UH-HUH. 277 00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:04,300 OK. 278 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,128 GOOD, I CAN HEAR YOU, IT'S WORKING. 279 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,216 HOW IS EVERYTHING? 280 00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,696 OH, IT'S BUSY, BUSY, BUSY, 281 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,654 YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS BUSY, BUSY. 282 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,134 HONEY GET IN HERE, COME ON HERE'S YOUR DAD. 283 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,701 MOM, LISTEN TO ME. 284 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,659 - IS THAT PETE? - DAD. HEY. 285 00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:19,272 THERE HE IS, OH, LOOK, SEE WE CAN SEE DOWN HERE. 286 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:22,710 OH NO, NOW MY HEAD'S CUT OFF. 287 00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:25,016 GUYS, GUYS, MOM, PUT. 288 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,280 DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID? 289 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,195 WHERE DO I TALK? 290 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,587 SO YOU'RE KIND OF BUSY, HUH? 291 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:33,199 THAT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE I KIND OF HAD A SURPRISE. 292 00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,417 WHAT? 293 00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:38,204 DID HE SAY SURPRISE? DID HE SAY SURPRISE? 294 00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,162 I'M GETTING MARRIED. 295 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:46,516 - AHH! - SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! 296 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,605 PETE, CONGRATULATIONS. 297 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,085 THAT IS SO WONDERFUL. 298 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,130 WHO IS THE LUCKY GIRL? 299 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,175 HER NAME IS ALEX, AND SHE REALLY-- 300 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,611 WHAT DID YOU SAY SWEETHEART? 301 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:57,701 ALEX WAS ACTUALLY HOPING YOU COULD COME FOR A VISIT, 302 00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:58,702 BUT I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND-- 303 00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,008 WE'LL COME RIGHT NOW. 304 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:03,054 I THINK LINDA CAN HOLD DOWN THE FORT, 305 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,143 THAT'S NO PROBLEM HERE. 306 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,014 WOW, OK. 307 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,972 MOM'S PACKING. 308 00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:09,365 GREAT. 309 00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:12,890 ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY TOLD ALEX ABOUT OUR, 310 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,327 MY, YOU KNOW, BACKGROUND. 311 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:17,199 SO IF YOU GUYS COULD JUST TONE IT DOWN. 312 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,897 YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HER? 313 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:24,989 DON'T WORRY, WE'LL BE ON OUR BEST BEHAVIOR. 314 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:27,992 IXNAY. 315 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:30,604 ALRIGHT, WHERE'S LINDA, WE GOTTA FIRE UP THE SLEIGH. 316 00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,909 WHOA, DAD, NO, DON'T. 317 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:35,174 THE SLEIGH, HERE WE COME. 318 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,698 - DAD, NO. - WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 319 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,352 - WHAT? - WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 320 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:45,096 NO ONE, IT'S JUST THIS CRAZY LIVE CHAT THING. 321 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,968 HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GO GET A CHRISTMAS TREE? 322 00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:49,971 YOU MEAN A FIR TREE WITH PAGAN ORIGINS? 323 00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,842 THAT'S IT, LET'S GO. 324 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:59,023 ♪ 325 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:05,726 [Buzzing] 326 00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:08,511 WHAT, WHAT IS THAT? 327 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:21,437 ♪ 328 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,265 THOUGHT WE'D CELEBRATE OUR DISCOVERY WITH 329 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,528 A LITTLE BOTTLE OF BUBBLY? 330 00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:29,010 LOOK AT THIS, IT LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF METEOR, IT'S SOMETHING. 331 00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:32,840 [Telephone Ringing] 332 00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,145 HELLO. 333 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:37,540 HEY ALEX, HOW'S THE STAR COORDINATE THING GOING? 334 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:40,543 IT'S GOING, DID YOU GET A HOLD OF YOUR PARENTS? 335 00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:44,678 YEAH, I DID, AND THEY ARE FLYING IN. 336 00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,114 THAT'S GREAT PETER, WHEN? 337 00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:50,118 UM, TODAY ACTUALLY. 338 00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:51,467 TODAY? 339 00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:52,816 YEAH. 340 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,776 I GOTTA GO, I WILL, I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME, OK? 341 00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,865 OK, BYE. 342 00:20:57,908 --> 00:20:59,736 ♪ 343 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,738 WHICH IS WHY YOU CAN SEE THAT IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE 344 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:04,828 TO BELIEVE THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS. 345 00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:08,136 HE'S JUST JOKING, I MEAN, OF COURSE THERE IS A SANTA. 346 00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,791 ♪ 347 00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:12,967 OF COURSE THERE'S A SANTA. 348 00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,709 BUT GRANDPA SAID. 349 00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,101 A TOAST. 350 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,494 ♪ 351 00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:20,757 TO US, AND-- 352 00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,629 MY FUTURE IN-LAWS, THEY'RE COMING IN. 353 00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:23,630 FUTURE, IN-LAWS, WAIT A SECOND. 354 00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:25,022 - TODAY. - TODAY? 355 00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:26,154 WHAT DO YOU MEAN TODAY? 356 00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:27,460 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT ANY IN-LAWS. 357 00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:28,287 MAKE SURE YOU TRACK THE PATH OF THIS METEOR, 358 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,810 OR WHATEVER IT IS. 359 00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:31,507 IF ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENS, YOU CAN REACH ME ON MY CELL. 360 00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:36,773 OK, JUST, IF YOU JUST WANNA, WONDERING, AH... 361 00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:42,431 ♪ 362 00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:48,045 COMBINE UNTIL YOUR DOUGH RESEMBLES CRUMBLY COURSE MEAL. 363 00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:57,011 [Beeping] 364 00:21:57,054 --> 00:22:02,059 ♪ 365 00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:22,123 DID I EVER TELL YOU MY PARENTS REALLY LOVE PIZZA. 366 00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:26,345 [Thud from above] 367 00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:27,563 WHAT'S THAT? 368 00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:32,394 [Creaking above] 369 00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:33,613 JUST GET THE PIZZA. 370 00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:36,529 PETER? 371 00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:38,966 WHOA, HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 372 00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:40,881 TO CHECK WHAT'S MAKING THAT NOISE ON THE ROOF. 373 00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,709 THAT'S JUST PROBABLY RACCOONS. 374 00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:44,580 PETER, I DON'T WANT RACCOONS. 375 00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:47,148 NO, ALEX, WAIT, DON'T. 376 00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:49,150 OH PETER. 377 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:50,369 MOM, DAD. 378 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:53,197 OH PETER, PETER, PETER, OH PETER. 379 00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:55,199 YOU MADE IT. 380 00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:58,464 YOU'RE SO SKINNY, YOU'RE THIN AS TOAST. 381 00:22:58,507 --> 00:23:01,684 AND WHAT A BEAUTY, YOU MUST BE ALEX. 382 00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:02,729 IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 383 00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:04,644 OH, PLEASE CALL ME MAMMA. 384 00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:05,645 AND YOU CAN CALL ME SANT-- 385 00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:08,212 - SANTOS. - SANTOS. 386 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,866 JUST CALL ME MR. C. 387 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,738 PLEASE COME IN, OF COURSE, COME IN. 388 00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:14,697 YES, YES, THANK YOU. 389 00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:16,177 SO, RIGHT THIS WAY. 390 00:23:20,137 --> 00:23:22,052 AH! UH... 391 00:23:22,096 --> 00:23:28,015 ♪ 392 00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:31,192 [Laughing] 393 00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:35,065 I DON'T KNOW WHY, IT'S JUST SO THE NORTH ATLANTIC. 394 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:43,422 [Laughing] 395 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,424 OH, HMM. 396 00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,167 SO HOW LONG WILL YOU BE STAYING? 397 00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:51,821 OH, JUST UNTIL CHRISTMAS EVE. 398 00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:55,346 YEAH, WE WANTED TO TAKE SOME TIME TO GET TO KNOW THE FAMILY. 399 00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:58,088 YOU KNOW YOUR SISTER VIKI STILL SENDS ME WISHES. 400 00:23:58,132 --> 00:23:59,873 I'M SORRY, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY SISTER? 401 00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:05,356 DAD GETS LETTERS FROM CUSTOMERS ABOUT WISHES, 402 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,576 PEOPLE, IDEAS FOR NEW TOYS, THAT SORT OF THING. 403 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:10,623 LETTERS, LOTS AND LOTS OF LETTERS. 404 00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:13,713 WELL THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME, VIKI IS VERY CREATIVE. 405 00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:17,586 IT SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING'S BURNING. 406 00:24:17,630 --> 00:24:19,675 OH I'M SORRY, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DINNER, 407 00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:21,024 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I CAN JUST ORDER PIZZA. 408 00:24:21,068 --> 00:24:22,417 OH NO, NO. 409 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,158 OH, I KNOW YOU LOVE PIZZA. 410 00:24:24,201 --> 00:24:25,942 LET MAMMA DO IT. 411 00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:29,163 PLEASE DON'T, YOU DON'T HAVE TO, PETER... 412 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:31,252 JUST LET HER. 413 00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:36,344 ♪ 414 00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:40,043 WHOA, AND NOW WHO IS THIS WEE ELF? 415 00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:41,871 THIS IS MY SON MAX. 416 00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:43,743 MAX, GO SAY HI. 417 00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:46,180 HI. 418 00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:47,486 IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU SIR. 419 00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:49,879 OH, NO, NO, THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE. 420 00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:52,273 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING 421 00:24:52,316 --> 00:24:54,362 I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN WISHING FOR. 422 00:24:54,405 --> 00:24:57,583 NO WAY, IT'S AN XR GAMING SYSTEM! 423 00:24:57,626 --> 00:25:00,368 ACTUALLY, WE DON'T REALLY LET MAX PLAY WITH VIDEO GAMES. 424 00:25:00,411 --> 00:25:04,198 Peter: AH, HONEY, MAYBE WE COULD... 425 00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:07,549 BUT SEEING UM, AS THIS IS A SPECIAL OCCASION, 426 00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,377 I GUESS WE COULD MAKE AN EXCEPTION. 427 00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:10,552 YES! 428 00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:16,950 YOU'RE A LITTLE BEHIND ON YOUR CHRISTMAS DECORATING, I SEE. 429 00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:19,126 ACTUALLY I THOUGHT WE WERE KIND OF DONE. 430 00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:23,086 NA NA NA NA... TA DA. 431 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:31,834 DO DO DO DO, DO DO DO... 432 00:25:31,878 --> 00:25:32,966 ♪ 433 00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:34,533 I KIND OF WANT THEM ALL. 434 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:37,013 ♪ 435 00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:39,059 OH. 436 00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:41,757 JUST HELP YOURSELF. 437 00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:44,760 NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA. 438 00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:46,327 THANK YOU. 439 00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:55,292 MOM, IT'S SO GOOD. 440 00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:56,380 ♪ 441 00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:59,514 I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH. 442 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,298 HONEY, NO, WE HAVE TO SLEEP TONIGHT. 443 00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:04,214 ♪ 444 00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:06,521 YEAH DAD, THEY JUST ARRIVED. 445 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:09,698 YOU AND MOM, YOU'RE COMING FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT. 446 00:26:09,742 --> 00:26:12,266 NO YEAH, YEAH THAT'S GREAT. 447 00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:13,876 YEAH. 448 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,836 I DON'T KNOW, THEY SEEM KIND OF... 449 00:26:16,879 --> 00:26:19,273 DAD, I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. 450 00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:21,971 WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? 451 00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:23,756 MOM, THIS IS SO COOL. 452 00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:26,193 I CAN SEE THAT, YES. 453 00:26:26,236 --> 00:26:27,194 - COME ON. - MAX. 454 00:26:27,237 --> 00:26:28,717 OH, COME ON. 455 00:26:28,761 --> 00:26:30,676 OK, OK. 456 00:26:30,719 --> 00:26:31,851 GET ON UP THERE. 457 00:26:31,894 --> 00:26:32,939 NO, REALLY, I. 458 00:26:32,982 --> 00:26:34,680 OK. 459 00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:36,638 THIS IS KIND OF FUN. 460 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,640 THIS IS KIND OF FUN I GUESS. 461 00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:40,076 AAAAAH. 462 00:26:41,077 --> 00:26:43,384 ♪ 463 00:26:43,427 --> 00:26:45,691 UH-OH. 464 00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:49,912 ♪ 465 00:26:49,956 --> 00:26:51,522 YOU CAN NOT LEAVE IT HERE. 466 00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:55,178 HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO MOVE IT WHEN THE SLEIGH IS BROKEN. 467 00:26:55,222 --> 00:26:57,137 I CAN'T EVEN GET IT STARTED. 468 00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:58,268 TOW TRUCK... 469 00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:03,926 LOOK, IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 470 00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:08,061 I TOLD YOUR DAD HE WAS COMING IN TOO QUICK ON THE LANDING. 471 00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:09,366 I DON'T CARE WHO'S FAULT IT IS. 472 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:10,846 BUT-- 473 00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:12,587 YOU JUST CAN'T USE THE GARAGE LIKE SANTA'S WORKSHOP. 474 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:13,980 OK. BUT- 475 00:27:14,023 --> 00:27:15,677 BUT- 476 00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:17,592 YOU'VE GOT TO GET IT OUT OF HERE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 477 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,420 - BUT- - I CAN'T HAVE A SLEIGH-- 478 00:27:19,463 --> 00:27:22,684 - PETER, PETER. - HEY. 479 00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:25,382 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 480 00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:28,690 I WAS JUST GETTING A SNACK AND A JUICE BOX. 481 00:27:28,734 --> 00:27:30,736 ARE YOU SURE THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA? 482 00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:34,130 ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL THAT DESSERT. 483 00:27:34,174 --> 00:27:35,392 YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 484 00:27:35,436 --> 00:27:37,438 I SHOULD PROB- 485 00:27:37,481 --> 00:27:39,135 I SHOULD PROBABLY JUST GO TO BED. 486 00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:40,528 ♪ 487 00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:42,095 - WHAT IS THAT? - WHAT? 488 00:27:42,138 --> 00:27:43,879 THAT, UNDER YOUR HAND, WHAT IS THAT? 489 00:27:43,923 --> 00:27:45,011 - WHAT? - UNDER YOUR HAND? 490 00:27:45,054 --> 00:27:46,012 WHAT IS UNDER YOUR HAND? 491 00:27:46,055 --> 00:27:47,013 RIGHT. 492 00:27:47,056 --> 00:27:50,886 THAT IS UH, MY HAT... 493 00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:54,760 ♪ 494 00:27:54,803 --> 00:27:56,065 FOR THE SCHOOL PLAY, I THOUGHT I'D GET IN 495 00:27:56,109 --> 00:27:58,285 THE SPIRIT FOR THE KIDS. 496 00:27:58,328 --> 00:28:02,289 ♪ 497 00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:03,377 YEAH, LET'S GO. 498 00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:04,944 - OK. - LET'S GO TO BED. 499 00:28:04,987 --> 00:28:09,513 YEAH, LET'S GO TO BED. 500 00:28:09,557 --> 00:28:13,256 [Laughing] 501 00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:20,742 ALEX, I'VE COME TO HELP YOU. 502 00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:22,613 I HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. 503 00:28:22,657 --> 00:28:24,441 OH NO, OF COURSE YOU DO. 504 00:28:24,485 --> 00:28:27,488 I JUST LIKE HELPING. 505 00:28:27,531 --> 00:28:35,714 YOU KNOW, WHEN PETER'S FATHER ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM, 506 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:38,586 I WAS TERRIFIED. 507 00:28:40,893 --> 00:28:45,332 I MEAN, TO SAY NOTHING OF MOVING NORTH, HE WAS, 508 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:48,509 HE WAS A MAN UNLIKE ANY MAN I'VE EVER MET. 509 00:28:48,552 --> 00:28:49,597 [Laughing] 510 00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:56,343 BUT... 511 00:28:56,386 --> 00:28:58,084 I LOVED HIM. 512 00:28:59,433 --> 00:29:03,611 AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS. 513 00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:12,794 LET'S FORGET ABOUT THAT. 514 00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:14,709 FOLLOW ME. 515 00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:19,105 READY? 516 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:28,984 OH, I LOVE IT EVERY TIME, I LOVE IT. 517 00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:32,858 SO TELL ME, WHAT MAKES YOU VERY, VERY, HAPPY? 518 00:29:32,901 --> 00:29:33,859 CINNAMON? 519 00:29:33,902 --> 00:29:34,860 BUTTER? 520 00:29:34,903 --> 00:29:36,383 CHOCOLATE? 521 00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:37,819 I DON'T USUALLY BAKE SWEETS. 522 00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:40,648 YOU KNOW, PETER, HE HAS HIS INTOLERANCE. 523 00:29:40,691 --> 00:29:42,519 YES, DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT NOW. 524 00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:44,173 NO, NO, NO, NO. 525 00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:45,696 DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT NOW. 526 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:51,093 NO, THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL, 527 00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:54,183 AND UH, WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE SWEET TREAT? 528 00:29:54,227 --> 00:30:00,189 WHAT MADE YOUR TONGUE TINGLE AND YOUR TUMMY TICKLE? 529 00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:01,451 SUGAR COOKIES. 530 00:30:01,495 --> 00:30:06,021 OH, THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES TOO. 531 00:30:06,065 --> 00:30:11,766 WELL, TO MAKE THINGS SCRUMPTIOUS AND DELICIOUS 532 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:15,770 AND DELECTABLE YOU HAVE TO PUT IN ALL OF YOUR JOY, 533 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:18,599 AND YOUR HAPPINESS, INTO THE FOOD. 534 00:30:18,642 --> 00:30:19,905 HOW DO I DO THAT? 535 00:30:19,948 --> 00:30:21,471 SINGING. 536 00:30:21,515 --> 00:30:23,996 [Laughing] 537 00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:28,174 - I JUST THINK-- - OH YES. 538 00:30:28,217 --> 00:30:33,092 ♪ SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE ♪ 539 00:30:33,135 --> 00:30:36,922 ♪ HOW WE LOVE OUR SUGAR AND SPICE ♪ 540 00:30:36,965 --> 00:30:41,056 ♪ PUT IN LOVING, LOTS OF LOVING ♪ 541 00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:45,321 ♪ SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE ♪ 542 00:30:45,365 --> 00:30:46,845 YOU TRY. 543 00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:47,889 WITH ME. 544 00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:50,849 I DEFINITELY AM NOT COMFORTABLE. 545 00:30:50,892 --> 00:30:53,634 ♪ SUGAR AND SPICE 546 00:30:53,677 --> 00:30:54,983 I DON'T. 547 00:30:55,027 --> 00:30:56,898 SUGAR, CAN YOU HIT THAT NOTE? 548 00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:58,160 YES. 549 00:30:58,204 --> 00:31:03,165 ♪ SUGAR AND SPICE, AND EVERYTHING NICE ♪ 550 00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:07,648 ♪ HOW WE LOVE OUR SUGAR AND SPICE ♪ 551 00:31:07,691 --> 00:31:11,608 ♪ PUT IN LOVING, LOTS OF LOVING ♪ 552 00:31:11,652 --> 00:31:15,874 ♪ SUGAR AND SPICE, AND EVERYTHING NICE ♪ 553 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:18,137 [Laughing] 554 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:23,185 ♪ 555 00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:26,319 ♪ I MADE A LIST 556 00:31:26,362 --> 00:31:27,624 ♪ 557 00:31:27,668 --> 00:31:30,453 ♪ I CHECKED IT TWICE 558 00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:32,803 ♪ 559 00:31:32,847 --> 00:31:37,330 ♪ SINCE YOU'VE BEEN NAUGHTY, YOU WANT TO MAKE IT ALRIGHT ♪ 560 00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:41,334 ♪ 561 00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:45,381 ♪ I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING, THERE'S FOOTPRINTS IN THE SNOW ♪ 562 00:31:45,425 --> 00:31:48,819 ♪ 563 00:31:48,863 --> 00:31:53,128 ♪ CAN'T STOP THINKING 'BOUT CHRISTMAS BABY ♪ 564 00:31:53,172 --> 00:31:57,437 ♪ I'M GONNA GET EVERYTHING I WANT ♪ 565 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:01,571 ♪ CAN'T STOP THINKING 'BOUT CHRISTMAS BABY ♪ 566 00:32:01,615 --> 00:32:05,706 ♪ I'M GONNA GET EVERYTHING I WANT ♪ 567 00:32:05,749 --> 00:32:10,145 ♪ I'M GONNA GIVE IT ALL I GOT ♪ 568 00:32:10,189 --> 00:32:12,191 ♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL IT ♪ 569 00:32:12,234 --> 00:32:15,759 ♪ YOU REALLY TURN ME ON ♪ 570 00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:21,765 ♪ 571 00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:33,560 YES! 572 00:32:33,603 --> 00:32:34,996 TWO OUT OF THREE? 573 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,084 YEP. 574 00:32:36,128 --> 00:32:39,131 ALRIGHT, YOU ARE ON. 575 00:32:39,174 --> 00:32:41,872 SO, IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS, 576 00:32:41,916 --> 00:32:44,353 YOU STILL HAVEN'T SENT OFF YOUR WISH LIST YET. 577 00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:45,398 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 578 00:32:45,441 --> 00:32:48,357 OH, IT'S JUST A LUCKY GUESS. 579 00:32:48,401 --> 00:32:51,012 SO, WHAT ARE YOU STILL DECIDING WHAT YOU'RE GONNA WISH FOR? 580 00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:53,232 NO, I THREW OUT MY WISH LIST. 581 00:32:53,275 --> 00:32:54,755 THREW IT OUT, WHY? 582 00:32:54,798 --> 00:32:56,583 BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS. 583 00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:58,019 WHAT? 584 00:32:58,063 --> 00:33:00,108 YOU DON'T BELIEVE- WHY NOT? 585 00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:03,807 MY GRANDPA TOLD ME THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS. 586 00:33:03,851 --> 00:33:05,592 YOUR GRANDPA TOLD YOU THIS? 587 00:33:05,635 --> 00:33:07,202 UH-HUH, HE'S REALLY SMART. 588 00:33:07,246 --> 00:33:08,203 [Horn Honking] 589 00:33:08,247 --> 00:33:10,249 OH, MY GRANDPA'S HERE, BYE. 590 00:33:15,558 --> 00:33:18,213 GRANDPA! 591 00:33:18,257 --> 00:33:23,523 MOM, DAD, THIS IS PETER'S FAMILY, THIS IS SANTOS. 592 00:33:23,566 --> 00:33:27,570 WE ARE SO HAPPY TO FINALLY MEET EVERYBODY IN THE FAMILY. 593 00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:29,833 OK, LET'S GO. 594 00:33:29,877 --> 00:33:31,618 OK, HERE WE GO. 595 00:33:31,661 --> 00:33:36,362 HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO. 596 00:33:36,405 --> 00:33:41,410 ♪ 597 00:33:45,414 --> 00:33:48,330 SO, SANTOS, I UNDERSTAND YOU OPERATE 598 00:33:48,374 --> 00:33:50,158 A TOY MANUFACTURING IN THE NORTH. 599 00:33:50,202 --> 00:33:52,160 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 600 00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:54,075 WELL I HOPE YOU DON'T MAKE ANY OF THOSE VIDEO GAMES. 601 00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:57,687 ALEX THIS DINNER IS QUITE INTERESTING. 602 00:33:57,731 --> 00:34:01,082 MAMMA, PETER'S MOTHER, HELPED ME IN THE KITCHEN. 603 00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:03,084 WE'RE STRICT VEGETARIANS, YOU KNOW, 604 00:34:03,128 --> 00:34:04,781 ONCE YOU'VE TALKED WITH THE ANIMALS-- 605 00:34:04,825 --> 00:34:07,915 NO NEED TO EXPLAIN MOM. 606 00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:09,264 FRUIT CAKE. 607 00:34:09,308 --> 00:34:10,700 YES. 608 00:34:10,744 --> 00:34:12,093 WE EAT BASED ON OUR BLOOD TYPE. 609 00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:13,355 AND WE RARELY EAT SUGAR. 610 00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:15,531 SUPPRESSES THE IMMUNE SYSTEM. 611 00:34:15,575 --> 00:34:18,839 WELL I EAT BASED ON WHAT TASTES DELICIOUS, 612 00:34:18,882 --> 00:34:22,538 AND THESE SUGAR COOKIES LOOK AWFULLY GOOD. 613 00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:24,018 CHEERS. 614 00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:31,634 SO ALEX, IS VIKI GOING TO BE JOINING US, YOUR SISTER? 615 00:34:31,678 --> 00:34:33,897 AUNT VIKI IS AN ACTRESS. 616 00:34:33,941 --> 00:34:35,638 ACTUALLY, I DON'T THINK SHE CAN MAKE IT. 617 00:34:35,682 --> 00:34:39,425 OH, WHAT A SHAME TO MISS OUT ON SUCH A MOMENTOUS OCCASION. 618 00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:41,992 I MEAN, I, FOR ONE, AM THRILLED THAT OUR FAMILIES 619 00:34:42,036 --> 00:34:43,516 ARE GONNA BE JOINED TOGETHER. 620 00:34:43,559 --> 00:34:47,476 HOW ABOUT YOU STEVEN? 621 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,349 IN FACT, YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK THIS CALLS 622 00:34:50,392 --> 00:34:53,700 FOR A LITTLE SOMETHING SPECIAL. 623 00:34:53,743 --> 00:34:55,789 DAD, I THINK THE SPENCERS ARE PROBABLY TIRED FROM THEIR DRIVE. 624 00:34:55,832 --> 00:34:57,486 OH, COME ON NOW MAMMA. 625 00:34:57,530 --> 00:35:00,533 GIVE ME THAT 'C'. 626 00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:04,363 ♪ ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME, 627 00:35:04,406 --> 00:35:08,410 A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪ 628 00:35:08,454 --> 00:35:10,456 ♪ ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS, 629 00:35:10,499 --> 00:35:12,197 MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪ 630 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,198 Max: I THINK I GOT IT. 631 00:35:13,241 --> 00:35:14,199 GOOD. 632 00:35:14,242 --> 00:35:15,504 TWO TURTLE DOVES. 633 00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:19,247 ♪ AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪ 634 00:35:19,291 --> 00:35:23,469 ♪ ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪ 635 00:35:23,512 --> 00:35:26,036 OH, I KNOW THIS PART, ♪ THREE FRENCH HENS 636 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:30,867 ♪ TWO TURTLE DOVES, AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪ 637 00:35:30,911 --> 00:35:32,869 ♪ ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, 638 00:35:32,913 --> 00:35:34,741 MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪ 639 00:35:34,784 --> 00:35:39,572 ♪ FOUR CALLING BIRDS, THREE FRENCH HENS, TWO TURTLE DOVES, 640 00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:43,706 AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪ 641 00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:48,407 ♪ ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪ 642 00:35:48,450 --> 00:35:51,366 ♪ FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 643 00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:56,893 ♪ FOUR CALLING BIRDS, THREE FRENCH HENS, TWO TURTLE DOVES, 644 00:35:56,937 --> 00:35:59,853 AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪ 645 00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:01,681 [Laughing] 646 00:36:01,724 --> 00:36:06,860 ♪ 647 00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:08,644 I KNEW I WAS RIGHT TO PACK OUR THINGS. 648 00:36:08,688 --> 00:36:10,559 WE ALWAYS BE PREPARED JOYCE. 649 00:36:10,603 --> 00:36:14,650 NOW, ALL I NEED IS A FEW DAYS RESEARCH, RECOGNIZANCE. 650 00:36:14,694 --> 00:36:17,436 MOM, DAD, YOU REALLY SHOULD GET GOING, 651 00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:21,048 THE SNOW IS REALLY STARTING TO COME DOWN. 652 00:36:21,091 --> 00:36:23,616 Santos: OH NO, YOU GUYS ARE LEAVING SO SOON? 653 00:36:23,659 --> 00:36:25,966 YES, YES, THE SNOW AND THE ROADS, IT CAN BE A REAL MESS. 654 00:36:26,009 --> 00:36:29,839 OH, WELL THEN WHY DON'T YOU STAY? 655 00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:32,581 IT IS CHRISTMAS, WE COULD SPEND THE NEXT FEW DAYS 656 00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:34,714 GETTING TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER A LITTLE BETTER. 657 00:36:34,757 --> 00:36:35,715 EXACTLY. 658 00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:36,890 BUT DAD, YOUR WORK. 659 00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:38,065 AND YOUR CLOTHES. 660 00:36:38,108 --> 00:36:40,546 YOU KNOW STEVEN, HE'S ALWAYS PREPARED. 661 00:36:40,589 --> 00:36:42,548 AND I CAN ALWAYS USE THE LAB HERE IN TOWN. 662 00:36:42,591 --> 00:36:45,420 AFTER ALL, IT DOES HAVE MY NAME ON IT. 663 00:36:45,464 --> 00:36:48,771 AND WITH EDWARD, I COULDN'T ASK FOR A BETTER PARTNER. 664 00:36:48,815 --> 00:36:50,338 THEN IT'S DECIDED, 665 00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:53,602 WE'LL ALL STAY TOGETHER LIKE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY. 666 00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:55,082 HMMMM. 667 00:36:55,125 --> 00:37:00,696 ♪ 668 00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:03,003 MAX, I HOPE YOU'RE EATING BREAKFAST. 669 00:37:03,046 --> 00:37:04,700 THANK YOU. 670 00:37:04,744 --> 00:37:05,832 THAT'S NICE. 671 00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:08,748 COFFEE, STEVEN? PETER MAKES A MEAN CUP. 672 00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:10,402 ACTUALLY, I TAKE MINE BLACK. 673 00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:20,934 SO, SANTOS, THAT'S SPANISH, AM I RIGHT? 674 00:37:20,977 --> 00:37:23,066 SO I'M TOLD, MI AMIGO. 675 00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:25,895 AH, DAD, MAX, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO SCHOOL, 676 00:37:25,939 --> 00:37:28,594 BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR PLAY PRACTICE. 677 00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:30,335 DO WE HAVE TO BE IN THE SCHOOL PLAY, 678 00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:33,642 I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN ELVES, AND NOW I HAVE TO BE ONE. 679 00:37:33,686 --> 00:37:35,775 OK, WELL IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AN ELF, 680 00:37:35,818 --> 00:37:37,820 YOU COULD BE THE CHRISTMAS STAR. 681 00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:40,301 PETER, I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 682 00:37:40,345 --> 00:37:42,477 CONSIDERING THE FACT THE CHRISTMAS STAR DOESN'T EXIST, 683 00:37:42,521 --> 00:37:45,654 AND WAS REALLY JUST A RARE SERIES OF PLANETARY GROUPINGS. 684 00:37:45,698 --> 00:37:48,178 DOES THAT MEAN I'M OUT OF THE SCHOOL PLAY? 685 00:37:48,222 --> 00:37:50,137 NO. NO. YES. 686 00:37:52,922 --> 00:37:54,663 NO. 687 00:37:54,707 --> 00:37:59,712 ♪ 688 00:38:06,022 --> 00:38:11,027 ♪ DECKS THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY, FA LA LA LA LA ♪ 689 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,558 LA! 690 00:38:19,601 --> 00:38:21,560 MRS. CLAUS. 691 00:38:21,603 --> 00:38:23,910 OH PLEASE CALL ME JESSICA. 692 00:38:23,953 --> 00:38:25,128 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK? 693 00:38:25,172 --> 00:38:26,347 JESSICA AND JOYCE, WE'RE AN ALLITERATION. 694 00:38:26,391 --> 00:38:27,609 HA HA. 695 00:38:27,653 --> 00:38:30,438 I LOVE TO TALK, DO I EVER NOT TALK, COME ON. 696 00:38:30,482 --> 00:38:32,135 I'VE GOT TO GET THESE SHOES OFF 697 00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:35,313 BECAUSE I HAVE NO BUSINESS WEARING THEM, 698 00:38:35,356 --> 00:38:40,274 BUT PAPA CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF ME IN MY HIGH HEELS. 699 00:38:46,062 --> 00:38:49,370 YOU KNOW IT'S SAFE TO REMOVE YOUR MASK OF JOVIALITY WITH ME. 700 00:38:49,414 --> 00:38:51,459 MY WHAT FROM MY WHAT? 701 00:38:51,503 --> 00:38:54,375 WELL MY EXPERIENCE AS A THERAPIST HAS TAUGHT ME 702 00:38:54,419 --> 00:38:56,856 THAT MOST COUPLES WHO FEIGN A SENSE OF HAPPINESS 703 00:38:56,899 --> 00:38:59,511 TEND TO BE SOMEWHAT UNHAPPY. 704 00:39:03,036 --> 00:39:05,038 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 705 00:39:05,081 --> 00:39:07,475 WELL IT IS, BUT ONLY UNTIL YOU REALIZE 706 00:39:07,519 --> 00:39:10,043 THAT IT'S ALRIGHT TO ADMIT THAT THINGS AREN'T PERFECT. 707 00:39:10,086 --> 00:39:12,132 EXACTLY. 708 00:39:12,175 --> 00:39:19,139 BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN SO HARD FOR YOU TO TRY TO BE PERFECT. 709 00:39:19,182 --> 00:39:22,795 WELL STEVEN DOES DEMAND A CERTAIN ORDER. 710 00:39:22,838 --> 00:39:24,100 DO YOU THINK? 711 00:39:24,144 --> 00:39:29,018 GINGER SNAPS, YOUR FAVORITE. 712 00:39:29,062 --> 00:39:30,542 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 713 00:39:30,585 --> 00:39:32,152 SOMETIMES I SWEAR THAT FIANCE OF YOURS 714 00:39:32,195 --> 00:39:33,414 IS LIKE A CHILD HIMSELF. 715 00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:36,069 I MEAN, DOES HE EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU DO? 716 00:39:36,112 --> 00:39:38,680 THE IMPORTANCE AND IMPACT OF THE WORK WE DO HERE. 717 00:39:38,724 --> 00:39:41,204 I'M TELLING YOU ALEX, AND I AM NEVER WRONG, 718 00:39:41,248 --> 00:39:43,642 I'VE HAD MY DOUBTS ABOUT HIM EVER SINCE HE 719 00:39:43,685 --> 00:39:46,079 PAINTED YOUR HOUSE LIKE SOME RIDICULOUS CANDY CANE. 720 00:39:46,122 --> 00:39:50,475 AND SINCE WE KNOW THAT BEHAVIOR IS LEARNED, WELL, 721 00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:51,780 WE BOTH KNOW THAT THERE'S SOMETHING 722 00:39:51,824 --> 00:39:53,826 NOT QUITE RIGHT ABOUT THAT FAMILY, 723 00:39:53,869 --> 00:39:55,349 ESPECIALLY THAT SANTOS. 724 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:58,047 AND HIS WIFE, DON'T GET ME STARTED. 725 00:39:58,091 --> 00:40:00,963 YOU KNOW, IN FACT, I GOOGLED HIM LAST NIGHT. 726 00:40:01,007 --> 00:40:02,182 - PETER'S DAD? - THAT'S RIGHT. 727 00:40:02,225 --> 00:40:03,575 I GOOGLED HIM, YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND? 728 00:40:03,618 --> 00:40:04,793 NOTHING. 729 00:40:04,837 --> 00:40:06,186 NO LINKS TO THE FAMILY BUSINESS, NOTHING. 730 00:40:06,229 --> 00:40:07,622 I MEAN, YOU COULD GOOGLE A FAMILY DOG 731 00:40:07,666 --> 00:40:09,102 AND SOMETHING WOULD COME UP. 732 00:40:09,145 --> 00:40:10,930 - EDWARD! - MR. SPENCER! 733 00:40:10,973 --> 00:40:12,279 HOW ARE YOU MY BOY? 734 00:40:12,322 --> 00:40:14,020 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - I'M WELL, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 735 00:40:14,063 --> 00:40:15,587 EXCELLENT WORK ON THAT GAMMA RAY, 736 00:40:15,630 --> 00:40:17,153 BY THE WAY, VERY IMPRESSIVE. 737 00:40:17,197 --> 00:40:19,634 NOT AS IMPRESSIVE AS YOUR PAPER ON THE IMPACT 738 00:40:19,678 --> 00:40:21,419 OF DARK MATTER ON OUR SOLAR SYSTEM, SIR. 739 00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:22,811 YOU READ THAT? 740 00:40:22,855 --> 00:40:24,683 THAT WAS ONLY PRINTED IN A HANDFUL OF PUBLICATIONS. 741 00:40:24,726 --> 00:40:26,380 I DON'T READ FOR THE MASSES, MR. SPENCER, 742 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,208 I READ WHAT MATTERS. 743 00:40:28,251 --> 00:40:33,256 ♪ 744 00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:42,614 Peter: ALRIGHT. SHHH. 745 00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:47,401 OK, CHRISTMAS STAR, YOU'RE TWINKLING. 746 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,620 GOOD TWINKLING. 747 00:40:48,663 --> 00:40:52,145 REINDEERS, CAN I SEE YOUR REINDEER FACES. 748 00:40:52,188 --> 00:40:57,063 YES, ALRIGHT, CHRISTMAS STAR IS SHINING SO BRIGHT. 749 00:40:57,106 --> 00:41:01,415 BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS QUIET IN THE NIGHT. 750 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:04,113 QUIET LITTLE REINDEER. 751 00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:08,422 QUIET LITTLE LIGHTS. 752 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:11,077 SNOW IS FALLING, EVERYONE'S SLEEPING. 753 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,558 AND NOW, ABBY, YOU WAKE UP. 754 00:41:13,601 --> 00:41:18,476 ♪ 755 00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:20,042 PERFECT. 756 00:41:20,086 --> 00:41:21,261 I LOVE THE STRETCH. 757 00:41:21,304 --> 00:41:24,351 AND NOW THE ELVES. 758 00:41:24,394 --> 00:41:30,009 ♪ 759 00:41:30,052 --> 00:41:32,707 OH, ONE MORE ELF. 760 00:41:32,751 --> 00:41:34,579 ELVES, MAX. 761 00:41:34,622 --> 00:41:43,979 ♪ 762 00:41:44,023 --> 00:41:45,415 OK, GREAT. 763 00:41:45,459 --> 00:41:47,983 NOW WHILE THE ELVES ARE PRETENDING TO PUT THE GIFTS 764 00:41:48,027 --> 00:41:50,551 UNDER THE TREE, ABBY, YOU SAY- 765 00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:53,641 WHERE'S SANTA? 766 00:41:53,685 --> 00:41:56,296 SHHH. 767 00:41:56,339 --> 00:41:58,385 HO HO HO. 768 00:41:58,428 --> 00:41:59,734 VERY NICE. 769 00:41:59,778 --> 00:42:00,996 SIT DOWN. 770 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,782 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 771 00:42:03,825 --> 00:42:05,914 HOW CAN SOMEONE SLIDE DOWN THE CHIMNEY 772 00:42:05,958 --> 00:42:07,568 WITHOUT HURTING THEIRSELVES? 773 00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:11,311 AND IF SANTA'S SO BIG, HOW WILL HE EVEN FIT? 774 00:42:11,354 --> 00:42:19,319 ♪ 775 00:42:19,362 --> 00:42:23,802 WELL, UM, DAD, MAYBE YOU CAN EXPLAIN? 776 00:42:27,675 --> 00:42:29,329 DAD? 777 00:42:29,372 --> 00:42:34,377 ♪ 778 00:42:38,599 --> 00:42:40,645 OH NO. 779 00:42:40,688 --> 00:42:41,646 HA HA. 780 00:42:41,689 --> 00:42:43,996 [Children Gasp] 781 00:42:44,039 --> 00:42:44,997 Children: WOW. 782 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,129 YEAH, WOW, YEAH. 783 00:42:47,173 --> 00:42:49,392 PERHAPS IT'S NOT AS HARD TO BELIEVE AS YOU THINK? 784 00:42:53,788 --> 00:42:56,922 OH NO. 785 00:42:56,965 --> 00:43:00,882 EVERYTHING HAS ITS PLACE, AN ORDER. 786 00:43:00,926 --> 00:43:02,014 OH. 787 00:43:02,057 --> 00:43:03,972 HIS SHIRTS FROM LIGHT TO DARK. 788 00:43:04,016 --> 00:43:05,495 OH NO. 789 00:43:05,539 --> 00:43:08,150 THE SHELVES IN THE FRIDGE FROM DAIRY TO MEAT. 790 00:43:08,194 --> 00:43:10,849 I'M SORRY DID YOU SAY ELVES? 791 00:43:10,892 --> 00:43:12,764 SHELVES IN THE FRIDGE, FROM DAIRY TO MEAT. 792 00:43:12,807 --> 00:43:16,942 SHELVES IN THE FRIDGE, FROM D- WHAT? 793 00:43:16,985 --> 00:43:20,119 YOU KNOW WHAT, HE EVEN HAS 794 00:43:20,162 --> 00:43:23,601 AN ORDER FOR THE WAY THAT WE, YOU KNOW. 795 00:43:23,644 --> 00:43:25,254 ♪ 796 00:43:25,298 --> 00:43:28,170 [Laughing] 797 00:43:28,214 --> 00:43:29,258 - YES? - YEAH. 798 00:43:29,302 --> 00:43:32,131 [Laughing] 799 00:43:34,263 --> 00:43:36,091 HEY. 800 00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:44,012 DAD, WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING? 801 00:43:44,056 --> 00:43:45,579 HELPING. 802 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:46,624 HELPING? 803 00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:48,190 YEAH. 804 00:43:48,234 --> 00:43:53,065 OK, WELL USING YOUR, YOU KNOW, YOUR MAGIC IS NOT HELPING. 805 00:43:53,108 --> 00:43:55,502 IT IS CONFUSING. 806 00:43:55,545 --> 00:43:58,940 AND SENDING ALL THE WRONG MESSAGES AND STUFF, SO. 807 00:43:58,984 --> 00:44:01,160 WHAT'S WRONG WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MAGIC? 808 00:44:04,554 --> 00:44:08,080 NOTHING, I JUST- 809 00:44:08,123 --> 00:44:12,388 I CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE KNOWING WHO YOU ARE. 810 00:44:12,432 --> 00:44:16,088 I ASSUME YOU'RE REFERRING TO ALEX? 811 00:44:16,131 --> 00:44:19,613 PETER, YOU'RE MARRYING THIS GIRL. 812 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:22,398 HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN ON KEEPING WHO YOU ARE A SECRET? 813 00:44:22,442 --> 00:44:26,054 ♪ 814 00:44:26,098 --> 00:44:28,883 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT IS A DIFFERENT WORLD NOW. 815 00:44:28,927 --> 00:44:30,363 ♪ 816 00:44:30,406 --> 00:44:33,845 OK, PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT SORT OF STUFF ANYMORE. 817 00:44:33,888 --> 00:44:37,457 EXACTLY, EVERYONE'S LOST TOUCH. 818 00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:41,243 TOO BUSY TO REALIZE THAT EVERY DAY IS MAGIC. 819 00:44:41,287 --> 00:44:42,810 EVERY DAY IS A GIFT. 820 00:44:42,854 --> 00:44:47,859 ♪ 821 00:45:03,439 --> 00:45:04,527 Alex: IT WAS INCREDIBLE. 822 00:45:04,571 --> 00:45:05,528 Steven: IT SURE WAS. 823 00:45:05,572 --> 00:45:07,356 Peter: HEY, WE'RE BACK. 824 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,749 WHAT, WHAT WAS INCREDIBLE? 825 00:45:08,793 --> 00:45:09,750 DAD AND I-- 826 00:45:09,794 --> 00:45:11,143 AND EDWARD. 827 00:45:11,186 --> 00:45:12,971 FOUND EVIDENCE OF A COLLIDING 828 00:45:13,014 --> 00:45:15,277 NEUTRON STAR READY TO IMPLODE. 829 00:45:15,321 --> 00:45:18,933 WOW, THAT IS INCREDIBLE. 830 00:45:21,153 --> 00:45:25,940 UH, YOU, SO GOOD AT NEUTRON STUFF. 831 00:45:25,984 --> 00:45:28,769 THANK YOU. 832 00:45:28,813 --> 00:45:30,466 GRANDPA CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY TODAY. 833 00:45:30,510 --> 00:45:32,381 - WHAT? - PARDON? 834 00:45:32,425 --> 00:45:36,603 ♪ 835 00:45:36,646 --> 00:45:38,039 Peter: BE RIGHT BACK. 836 00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:45,220 ♪ 837 00:45:45,264 --> 00:45:46,569 PETER? 838 00:45:46,613 --> 00:45:51,618 ♪ 839 00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:59,365 PETER, WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? 840 00:45:59,408 --> 00:46:02,237 UH, ALEX, I CAN EXPLAIN. 841 00:46:02,281 --> 00:46:04,022 IS THAT A SLEIGH? 842 00:46:04,065 --> 00:46:05,632 SORT OF. 843 00:46:05,675 --> 00:46:08,200 SORT OF A LONG STORY. 844 00:46:08,243 --> 00:46:09,854 WHAT IS GOING ON OUT HERE? 845 00:46:09,897 --> 00:46:10,898 WHOA. 846 00:46:10,942 --> 00:46:12,552 PETER, HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR MOTHER? 847 00:46:12,595 --> 00:46:13,858 MM-HMM. 848 00:46:16,861 --> 00:46:18,384 WHAT IS THIS? 849 00:46:18,427 --> 00:46:19,820 UM, IT'S OUR SLEIGH-- 850 00:46:19,864 --> 00:46:22,475 THAT I WAS GOING TO SURPRISE YOU WITH, A SLEIGH RIDE. 851 00:46:22,518 --> 00:46:24,999 SURPRISE! 852 00:46:25,043 --> 00:46:29,830 ♪ DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪ 853 00:46:29,874 --> 00:46:32,354 TURNS OUT THE OLD RIDE NEEDS A BIT OF FIXING. 854 00:46:32,398 --> 00:46:33,355 [Alex Laughs] 855 00:46:33,399 --> 00:46:34,748 COOL. 856 00:46:40,101 --> 00:46:43,801 I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING NOT QUITE RIGHT ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE. 857 00:46:43,844 --> 00:46:45,759 I MEAN, DID YOU SEE THAT THING? 858 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:48,718 IT'S NOT LIKE ANY SLEIGH I'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE. 859 00:46:48,762 --> 00:46:51,373 MAYBE IT'S THE LATEST THING. 860 00:46:51,417 --> 00:46:53,201 I DON'T KNOW. 861 00:46:53,245 --> 00:46:55,682 PETER JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE. 862 00:46:55,725 --> 00:46:57,597 GO ON A SLEIGH RIDE. 863 00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,207 HMM, THEY MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. 864 00:46:59,251 --> 00:47:01,340 AND LOOK AT THIS THING, I MEAN, IT'S HARDLY A NORMAL SLEIGH. 865 00:47:01,383 --> 00:47:03,864 LOOK, SON, WE UNDERSTAND YOUR POSITION. 866 00:47:03,908 --> 00:47:05,474 - DO YOU? DO YOU DAD? - YEAH. 867 00:47:05,518 --> 00:47:08,042 BECAUSE I LOVE THIS GIRL. 868 00:47:08,086 --> 00:47:10,958 AND RIGHT NOW I'M GUESSING STEVEN IS IN THERE COMING UP 869 00:47:11,002 --> 00:47:13,352 WITH ALL SORTS OF REASONS WHY THIS, US, 870 00:47:13,395 --> 00:47:16,050 ME, ISN'T GOING TO WORK. 871 00:47:16,094 --> 00:47:17,443 SING ALONGS. 872 00:47:17,486 --> 00:47:18,487 VIDEO GAMES. 873 00:47:18,531 --> 00:47:20,533 DESSERT FOR DINNER, AND NOW THIS. 874 00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:21,534 I KNOW DAD. 875 00:47:21,577 --> 00:47:22,752 THEY'RE A BIT. 876 00:47:22,796 --> 00:47:24,276 NUTS, THAT'S WHAT THEY MUST THINK WE ARE. 877 00:47:24,319 --> 00:47:26,452 WE COULD TONE IT DOWN A LITTLE. 878 00:47:26,495 --> 00:47:28,367 DO YOU THINK? 879 00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:29,629 FOR ME. 880 00:47:29,672 --> 00:47:31,761 I MEAN, WE CAN'T BE THAT DIFFERENT, CAN WE? 881 00:47:31,805 --> 00:47:38,072 ♪ 882 00:47:51,956 --> 00:47:53,740 - MOM? - UH-HUH. 883 00:47:53,783 --> 00:47:54,784 CAN I TALK TO YOU? 884 00:47:54,828 --> 00:47:57,787 UH-HUH. 885 00:47:57,831 --> 00:48:01,139 SO DO WE HAVE SOME PRE-MARITAL ISSUES TO WORK OUT? 886 00:48:01,182 --> 00:48:03,793 NO, IT'S ABOUT DAD. 887 00:48:06,579 --> 00:48:09,408 HE JUST DOESN'T WANT YOU MAKING ANY MISTAKES, ALEX. 888 00:48:09,451 --> 00:48:12,541 PETER IS NOT A MISTAKE, MOM. 889 00:48:12,585 --> 00:48:15,936 NO, HE'S NOT A HARVARD GRADUATE, AND YES, 890 00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:17,720 HE LOVES TO PLAY HIDE AND GO SEEK, 891 00:48:17,764 --> 00:48:21,072 BUT THAT IS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT HIM. 892 00:48:21,115 --> 00:48:24,118 MOM, PETER, HE'S NEVER TRIED TO BE SOMETHING THAT HE ISN'T, 893 00:48:24,162 --> 00:48:28,253 AND HE JUST DIDN'T HAVE TO. 894 00:48:28,296 --> 00:48:31,996 AND MAYBE THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR DAD. 895 00:48:32,039 --> 00:48:35,086 BUT IT IS MORE THAN GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 896 00:48:38,611 --> 00:48:41,396 WELL YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER, WHEN HE'S ON A MISSION. 897 00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:46,880 BUT I WILL TRY TO WORK ON HIM. 898 00:48:49,752 --> 00:48:51,145 THANK YOU. 899 00:48:56,846 --> 00:48:58,109 IS THAT GINGERBREAD? 900 00:48:58,152 --> 00:48:59,588 NOW, YOU GO ON INSIDE, 901 00:48:59,632 --> 00:49:01,416 AND DON'T YOU WORRY ANOTHER MINUTE ABOUT YOUR FATHER, 902 00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:02,722 I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. 903 00:49:02,765 --> 00:49:04,245 OFF YOU GO. GO. 904 00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:05,725 THANK YOU. 905 00:49:25,353 --> 00:49:29,270 [Gargling] 906 00:49:30,489 --> 00:49:31,794 HOO. 907 00:49:33,927 --> 00:49:35,537 Mrs. Claus: HONEY. 908 00:49:38,845 --> 00:49:40,020 I'M WAITING. 909 00:49:42,457 --> 00:49:44,590 - WHOA. - DO YOU LIKE THIS ONE? 910 00:49:44,633 --> 00:49:45,895 I DO. 911 00:49:45,939 --> 00:49:50,944 ♪ 912 00:51:21,034 --> 00:51:24,124 [Tools Clanging] 913 00:51:29,216 --> 00:51:34,221 ♪ 914 00:51:58,463 --> 00:52:00,160 WHOA, THANK YOU. 915 00:52:00,204 --> 00:52:01,161 YOU'RE WELCOME. 916 00:52:06,079 --> 00:52:08,908 MMM, HOT COCOA. 917 00:52:08,951 --> 00:52:10,214 GREAT, THANKS. 918 00:52:10,257 --> 00:52:11,650 YOU'RE WELCOME. 919 00:52:18,831 --> 00:52:20,093 YOU KNOW I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY NICE OF PETER 920 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:23,140 WANTING TO SURPRISE US WITH A SLEIGH RIDE. 921 00:52:23,183 --> 00:52:26,273 I'VE NEVER BEEN ON ONE BEFORE. 922 00:52:26,317 --> 00:52:27,796 ESPECIALLY LIKE THIS. 923 00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,321 YEAH, WELL THIS ONE IS SPECIAL. 924 00:52:30,364 --> 00:52:32,975 BEEN IN THE FAMILY A LONG TIME. 925 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:39,721 YOU KNOW MAX KEEPS BUGGING ME FOR A GROWN UP TOOL SET. 926 00:52:41,506 --> 00:52:43,899 I THINK HE NEEDS TO WAIT UNTIL HE'S OLDER THOUGH. 927 00:52:43,943 --> 00:52:47,294 ALEX, MAX IS FAR OLDER THAN HIS YEARS ALREADY. 928 00:52:47,338 --> 00:52:50,297 IT'S NOT VERY OFTEN YOU FIND A SIX YEAR OLD 929 00:52:50,341 --> 00:52:53,822 WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS. 930 00:52:53,866 --> 00:52:57,826 YES, WELL MY DAD THINKS THAT CHILDREN 931 00:52:57,870 --> 00:53:02,179 SHOULD KNOW WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S NOT REAL. 932 00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:07,053 SO, HE TOLD YOU TO STOP BELIEVING TOO, AND YOU DID. 933 00:53:08,576 --> 00:53:11,231 WHEN MY DAD FIRST TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS 934 00:53:11,275 --> 00:53:13,146 NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS, 935 00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:16,889 I STARTED WRITING LETTERS TO SANTA EVERY YEAR, 936 00:53:16,932 --> 00:53:19,848 BEGGING HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF. 937 00:53:19,892 --> 00:53:22,111 I'D EVEN SEARCH THE SKIES FOR THE CHRISTMAS STAR. 938 00:53:22,155 --> 00:53:25,680 ♪ 939 00:53:25,724 --> 00:53:28,422 BUT SANTA NEVER SHOWED HIMSELF, 940 00:53:28,466 --> 00:53:31,512 AND NEITHER DID THE STAR. 941 00:53:31,556 --> 00:53:37,126 AND THAT WAS WHEN I KNEW THAT MY FATHER MUST BE RIGHT. 942 00:53:37,170 --> 00:53:38,998 AND I'VE NEVER DOUBTED MY DAD SINCE. 943 00:53:39,041 --> 00:53:41,218 ♪ 944 00:53:41,261 --> 00:53:45,178 ALEX, IS THERE ANYTHING THAT COULD GET YOU TO BELIEVE AGAIN? 945 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:46,919 ♪ 946 00:53:46,962 --> 00:53:54,927 UM, HONESTLY, THE DAY THAT I BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS AGAIN 947 00:53:54,970 --> 00:53:58,322 IS THE DAY THAT I SEE HIM WITH MY VERY OWN EYES. 948 00:53:58,365 --> 00:54:00,715 ♪ 949 00:54:00,759 --> 00:54:02,108 OR THE CHRISTMAS STAR. 950 00:54:02,151 --> 00:54:03,979 ♪ 951 00:54:04,023 --> 00:54:06,808 AND I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 952 00:54:06,852 --> 00:54:09,028 ♪ 953 00:54:09,071 --> 00:54:11,204 ANYWAY, GOOD NIGHT. 954 00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:12,771 - ALRIGHT THEN. - GOOD LUCK. 955 00:54:12,814 --> 00:54:14,555 THANKS, YEAH, WE'LL GET 'ER GOING. 956 00:54:14,599 --> 00:54:17,036 ♪ 957 00:54:17,079 --> 00:54:18,516 [Banging] 958 00:54:18,559 --> 00:54:19,865 EASY. 959 00:54:19,908 --> 00:54:21,562 ALRIGHT. NO SWEAT. 960 00:54:21,606 --> 00:54:23,434 ♪ 961 00:54:23,477 --> 00:54:26,393 AHHHH. 962 00:54:26,437 --> 00:54:32,486 ♪ 963 00:54:38,536 --> 00:54:40,712 [Screaming] 964 00:54:40,755 --> 00:54:45,760 ♪ 965 00:54:48,589 --> 00:54:50,548 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, WAIT FOR YOU IN THE GARAGE? 966 00:54:50,591 --> 00:54:51,549 NO. 967 00:54:51,592 --> 00:54:52,767 BUT, BUT-- 968 00:54:52,811 --> 00:54:55,117 YOU CAN'T BE HERE, YOU CAN'T BE IN MY BED. 969 00:54:55,161 --> 00:54:56,423 LINDA, WHAT IF ALEX SAW? 970 00:54:56,467 --> 00:54:58,556 I'VE BEEN TRYING, BUT IT'S NOT WORKING PETER. 971 00:54:58,599 --> 00:54:59,992 LINDA, YOU COULD RUIN EVERYTHING. 972 00:55:00,035 --> 00:55:00,993 IF ALEX-- 973 00:55:01,036 --> 00:55:01,994 [Linda Sneezes] 974 00:55:02,037 --> 00:55:03,125 SHH, SHH. 975 00:55:03,169 --> 00:55:05,693 SORRY, BUT MY ALLERGIES ARE KILLING ME. 976 00:55:05,737 --> 00:55:06,825 [Linda about to sneeze] 977 00:55:06,868 --> 00:55:08,261 SHH. 978 00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:10,437 LET ME HELP, THERE'S SOMETHING IN YOUR- 979 00:55:10,481 --> 00:55:12,004 YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR HAIR. 980 00:55:12,047 --> 00:55:15,181 ♪ 981 00:55:15,224 --> 00:55:17,270 LINDA, YOU CAN'T BE IN MY BED. 982 00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:18,489 I'M TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU. 983 00:55:18,532 --> 00:55:20,360 I KNOW, BUT- 984 00:55:20,404 --> 00:55:23,407 - NO, NO, NO... - [Linda Sneezes] 985 00:55:23,450 --> 00:55:24,582 JUST GIVE ME YOUR FACE. 986 00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:25,626 I'M SORRY. 987 00:55:25,670 --> 00:55:26,888 THIS COULD RUIN EVERYTHING. 988 00:55:26,932 --> 00:55:28,150 YOU CAN'T BE HERE. YOU HAVE TO GO. 989 00:55:28,194 --> 00:55:29,151 Alex: PETER. 990 00:55:29,195 --> 00:55:31,371 ♪ 991 00:55:31,415 --> 00:55:33,373 PETER. PETER. 992 00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:35,375 HIDE, GO, GO, GO. 993 00:55:35,419 --> 00:55:40,380 ♪ 994 00:56:00,313 --> 00:56:01,880 JUST LET ME HANG ON TO THESE FOR A LITTLE WHILE 995 00:56:01,923 --> 00:56:04,099 UNTIL I FINISH MY BACKGROUND WORK. 996 00:56:04,143 --> 00:56:06,972 YES, OF COURSE. 997 00:56:14,545 --> 00:56:19,550 ♪ 998 00:56:34,521 --> 00:56:36,262 MOM, DO YOU THINK IT'S REALLY TRUE 999 00:56:36,305 --> 00:56:38,438 THAT THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS? 1000 00:56:38,482 --> 00:56:41,049 ♪ 1001 00:56:41,093 --> 00:56:43,748 I DON'T KNOW, MAX, 1002 00:56:43,791 --> 00:56:48,492 BUT I THINK THAT STRANGER THINGS HAVE PROBABLY HAPPENED. 1003 00:56:48,535 --> 00:56:52,017 I GUESS THINGS DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO BE EXPLAINED. 1004 00:56:52,060 --> 00:56:55,890 ♪ 1005 00:56:55,934 --> 00:56:57,501 COME HERE, SWEETHEART. 1006 00:56:57,544 --> 00:56:58,502 GIMME A HUG. 1007 00:56:58,545 --> 00:57:01,026 OH, I LOVE YOU. 1008 00:57:01,069 --> 00:57:02,070 HAVE A GOOD SLEEP. 1009 00:57:02,114 --> 00:57:04,116 OK, CAN YOU HOP DOWN? 1010 00:57:04,159 --> 00:57:05,247 BIG HOP. 1011 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,307 ♪ 1012 00:57:21,350 --> 00:57:23,657 HI SIS. 1013 00:57:23,701 --> 00:57:25,485 IT WAS INCREDIBLE. 1014 00:57:25,529 --> 00:57:27,835 THERE I WAS, HOLDING A SAMSANA POSE, 1015 00:57:27,879 --> 00:57:30,534 AS AN ACTRESS, YOGA HELPS ME GET INTO CHARACTER, 1016 00:57:30,577 --> 00:57:33,537 WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN TWO TURTLE DOVES 1017 00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:36,975 DESCENDED FROM THE CLOUDS, AND DELIVERED ME A MESSAGE, 1018 00:57:37,018 --> 00:57:39,630 THAT MY DEAR BABY SISTER IS ABOUT TO BE MARRIED, 1019 00:57:39,673 --> 00:57:42,154 AND WANTS ME TO COME JOIN THE FAMILY. 1020 00:57:44,765 --> 00:57:47,507 WELL I, FOR ONE, AM THRILLED THAT YOU COULD JOIN US, 1021 00:57:47,551 --> 00:57:49,640 ESPECIALLY HERE AT CHRISTMAS TIME. 1022 00:57:49,683 --> 00:57:52,120 ♪ 1023 00:57:52,164 --> 00:57:54,862 OH, WOW. 1024 00:57:54,906 --> 00:57:57,343 WHAT? WHAT? WHAT IS IT? 1025 00:57:57,386 --> 00:58:01,390 YOUR AURA, IT'S... 1026 00:58:01,434 --> 00:58:03,480 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. 1027 00:58:03,523 --> 00:58:05,569 Mrs. Claus: WELL SWEETHEART HE IS MERRY. 1028 00:58:05,612 --> 00:58:07,875 WELL I, FOR ONE, HAVE HEARD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH BULL-- 1029 00:58:07,919 --> 00:58:10,922 COME ON, VIKI, I WILL PULL OUT THE SOFA 1030 00:58:10,965 --> 00:58:12,445 IN THE FAMILY ROOM FOR YOU. 1031 00:58:17,624 --> 00:58:19,757 Mrs. Claus: YOU STILL GOT IT HONEY. 1032 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,498 OH, STOP. 1033 00:58:21,541 --> 00:58:26,503 ♪ 1034 00:58:44,303 --> 00:58:45,391 Alex: WHAT ARE YOU TWO UP TO? 1035 00:58:45,434 --> 00:58:47,132 GETTING READY FOR CHRISTMAS. 1036 00:58:47,175 --> 00:58:49,003 YEAH, WE'RE HANGING STOCKINGS TOO. 1037 00:58:49,047 --> 00:58:50,091 WHERE IS YOURS? 1038 00:58:50,135 --> 00:58:51,440 WE'VE GOT A SPOT FOR IT RIGHT THERE. 1039 00:58:51,484 --> 00:58:55,227 I AM NOT QUITE SURE WHERE I PUT IT. 1040 00:58:55,270 --> 00:58:56,968 WHERE IS AUNT VIKI? 1041 00:58:57,011 --> 00:58:58,622 ON THE ROOF. 1042 00:58:58,665 --> 00:59:00,667 ♪ 1043 00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:05,890 [Whirring] 1044 00:59:31,176 --> 00:59:36,181 ♪ 1045 01:00:14,872 --> 01:00:17,831 I LIKE IT, WHAT DO YOU THINK MR. C? 1046 01:00:17,875 --> 01:00:20,268 WELL, WE'RE NEARLY DONE. 1047 01:00:20,312 --> 01:00:22,531 ALL WE NEED NOW IS A LITTLE BIT OF GLITZ. 1048 01:00:22,575 --> 01:00:23,532 I KNOW. 1049 01:00:23,576 --> 01:00:28,581 ♪ 1050 01:00:59,612 --> 01:01:03,747 HEY MAX, WHERE'S THAT GLITZ? 1051 01:01:03,790 --> 01:01:08,795 ♪ 1052 01:01:08,839 --> 01:01:11,145 MAX, NICE. 1053 01:01:11,189 --> 01:01:12,538 YES! 1054 01:01:12,581 --> 01:01:14,714 Mr. Claus: MAX, WE'RE ALMOST DONE, COME ON. 1055 01:01:14,758 --> 01:01:24,245 ♪ 1056 01:01:26,770 --> 01:01:29,773 HEY, COME TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. 1057 01:01:29,816 --> 01:01:33,777 THIS IS MY SERIOUS LOOK, THIS IS MY FUN, PLAYFUL LOOK. 1058 01:01:36,301 --> 01:01:39,217 UM, THAT ONE. 1059 01:01:39,260 --> 01:01:41,915 I LIKE THE PLAYFUL ONE TOO. 1060 01:01:41,959 --> 01:01:43,482 HERE. 1061 01:01:43,525 --> 01:01:44,526 OH, THANK YOU. 1062 01:01:47,486 --> 01:01:49,270 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN STUDYING PETER'S AURA. 1063 01:01:49,314 --> 01:01:52,970 HE'S DEFINITELY DESTINED TO DO GREAT THINGS. 1064 01:01:53,013 --> 01:01:54,711 REALLY? 1065 01:01:54,754 --> 01:01:56,451 LIKE A PROMOTION? 1066 01:01:56,495 --> 01:01:58,105 BIGGER. 1067 01:01:58,149 --> 01:01:59,759 SCHOOL PRINCIPAL? 1068 01:01:59,803 --> 01:02:01,369 BIGGER. 1069 01:02:01,413 --> 01:02:02,631 Peter: HEY DAD. 1070 01:02:02,675 --> 01:02:04,155 YEAH? 1071 01:02:04,198 --> 01:02:05,156 DAD! 1072 01:02:05,199 --> 01:02:07,201 YEAH? 1073 01:02:07,245 --> 01:02:08,594 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1074 01:02:08,637 --> 01:02:10,988 EASY THERE, THOSE ARE MY GOOD PANTS. 1075 01:02:11,031 --> 01:02:14,861 ♪ 1076 01:02:14,905 --> 01:02:16,297 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1077 01:02:16,341 --> 01:02:17,777 I COULD HAVE SWORN I LEFT THE 1078 01:02:17,821 --> 01:02:19,039 NAUGHTY OR NICE BOOK AROUND HERE. 1079 01:02:19,083 --> 01:02:20,432 WHAT? 1080 01:02:20,475 --> 01:02:22,608 YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE STUFF LIKE THAT LYING AROUND. 1081 01:02:22,651 --> 01:02:23,957 PETER, RELAX. 1082 01:02:24,001 --> 01:02:27,004 AH, AH, I'LL GO LOOK FOR IT. 1083 01:02:27,047 --> 01:02:29,746 OK. BREATHE. 1084 01:02:29,789 --> 01:02:32,618 LOOK HEY, YOU SEE MAX, TELL HIM I'M WAITING FOR HIM. 1085 01:02:32,661 --> 01:02:38,276 ♪ 1086 01:02:38,319 --> 01:02:40,757 HI, HI. 1087 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:44,108 ♪ 1088 01:02:44,151 --> 01:02:45,892 I'M HERE. 1089 01:02:45,936 --> 01:02:48,765 Alex: YOU KNOW, PETER REALLY DOES DESERVE A PROMOTION. 1090 01:02:48,808 --> 01:02:54,031 HE IS SO GREAT WITH THOSE KIDS, AND MAX. 1091 01:02:54,074 --> 01:02:58,339 HE DOESN'T PRETEND, YOU KNOW, HE NEVER HAS. 1092 01:03:00,602 --> 01:03:04,563 THIS ONE NIGHT, WHEN I WAS OUT BACK, 1093 01:03:04,606 --> 01:03:07,218 RECORDING A METEOR SHOWER, 1094 01:03:07,261 --> 01:03:10,264 HE CAME OUTSIDE, 1095 01:03:10,308 --> 01:03:16,096 AND I MUST HAVE BABBLED ON TO HIM LIKE SOME PBS SPECIAL. 1096 01:03:16,140 --> 01:03:19,143 ♪ 1097 01:03:19,186 --> 01:03:22,799 HE DIDN'T TRY TO ACT LIKE HE KNEW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT, 1098 01:03:22,842 --> 01:03:26,324 HE JUST LISTENED. 1099 01:03:26,367 --> 01:03:30,850 AND THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I KNEW I WAS FALLING IN LOVE. 1100 01:03:30,894 --> 01:03:34,332 ♪ 1101 01:03:34,375 --> 01:03:35,550 MOM? 1102 01:03:35,594 --> 01:03:40,599 ♪ 1103 01:03:46,910 --> 01:03:48,868 HMM. 1104 01:03:52,132 --> 01:03:53,742 WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? 1105 01:03:53,786 --> 01:03:54,787 UNDER YOUR DAD'S BED. 1106 01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:57,311 OR SHOULD I SAY SANTA'S BED? 1107 01:03:57,355 --> 01:03:59,009 DON'T BE SILLY MAX. 1108 01:03:59,052 --> 01:04:01,707 NOW, YOU YOURSELF SAID THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS. 1109 01:04:01,750 --> 01:04:05,189 RESULTS OF DEDUCTION, GRANDPA'S GROWING BELLY, 1110 01:04:05,232 --> 01:04:07,191 HIS ABILITY TO FLY DOWN A CHIMNEY, 1111 01:04:07,234 --> 01:04:09,149 HIS SLEIGH IN THE GARAGE, 1112 01:04:09,193 --> 01:04:11,935 AND I STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE A BEARD YET. 1113 01:04:11,978 --> 01:04:15,373 OH, LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT THIS. 1114 01:04:15,416 --> 01:04:18,550 OK, OK, FINE. 1115 01:04:18,593 --> 01:04:21,858 ♪ 1116 01:04:21,901 --> 01:04:23,076 MY DAD IS SANTA CLAUS. 1117 01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:25,165 ♪ 1118 01:04:25,209 --> 01:04:27,733 AND THE BEARD THING, IT'S ITCHY, SO IT'S A ONE NIGHT THING. 1119 01:04:27,776 --> 01:04:31,084 BUT I MEAN, YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO TELL EVERYONE THAT. 1120 01:04:31,128 --> 01:04:33,913 I MEAN, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE BELIEVED ME, AND YOU'RE SIX. 1121 01:04:33,957 --> 01:04:35,872 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL YOUR MOM? 1122 01:04:35,915 --> 01:04:38,700 AH, BY THE WAY, YOUR FUTURE IN-LAWS 1123 01:04:38,744 --> 01:04:41,007 CAN'T MAKE IT FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR 1124 01:04:41,051 --> 01:04:42,400 BECAUSE THEY'RE BUSY SLIDING DOWN CHIMNEYS, 1125 01:04:42,443 --> 01:04:43,444 DELIVERING PRESENTS. 1126 01:04:43,488 --> 01:04:45,490 IT'S EASY, GET THE SLEIGH WORKING, 1127 01:04:45,533 --> 01:04:48,406 THEN SHE'LL BELIEVE YOU. 1128 01:04:48,449 --> 01:04:53,454 ♪ 1129 01:05:20,612 --> 01:05:23,571 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 1130 01:05:23,615 --> 01:05:25,051 IT'S REAL. 1131 01:05:25,095 --> 01:05:27,184 ♪ 1132 01:05:27,227 --> 01:05:29,142 IT'S REALLY REAL. 1133 01:05:29,186 --> 01:05:34,191 ♪ 1134 01:05:41,807 --> 01:05:43,069 Steven: IT'S ALL THERE. 1135 01:05:43,113 --> 01:05:44,070 WHAT? 1136 01:05:44,114 --> 01:05:45,550 NOTHING. 1137 01:05:45,593 --> 01:05:47,987 THERE'S NOTHING IN ANY DATABASE ANYWHERE ABOUT THIS MAN 1138 01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:50,207 THAT YOU WOULD HAVE US CALL YOUR FUTURE FATHER IN-LAW. 1139 01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:53,427 THERE'S NO BIRTH RECORDS, THERE'S NO TAX RECORDS, NOTHING. 1140 01:05:53,471 --> 01:05:55,603 I COULDN'T EVEN FIND ANYTHING ABOUT THIS SO CALLED FAMILY 1141 01:05:55,647 --> 01:05:57,605 BUSINESS THAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING. 1142 01:05:57,649 --> 01:05:59,520 EVEN HIS DNA IS INCONCLUSIVE. 1143 01:05:59,564 --> 01:06:01,392 DAD, DAD, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1144 01:06:01,435 --> 01:06:02,654 ALEX... 1145 01:06:05,352 --> 01:06:08,268 HE'S A CON MAN. 1146 01:06:08,312 --> 01:06:09,966 DAD, I REALLY DON'T THINK-- 1147 01:06:10,009 --> 01:06:12,664 LOOK AT WHAT THEY'VE BEEN DOING TO YOUR SON, 1148 01:06:12,707 --> 01:06:15,754 ALL THESE DISTURBING NOTIONS THAT HE'S BEEN HAVING. 1149 01:06:15,797 --> 01:06:18,104 DAD, BELIEVING IN SANTA IS NOT DISTURBING. 1150 01:06:18,148 --> 01:06:19,801 ALEX, TRUST ME, 1151 01:06:19,845 --> 01:06:22,848 THESE PEOPLE ARE LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM WHO WE ARE. 1152 01:06:22,891 --> 01:06:24,893 I DON'T CARE DAD. 1153 01:06:24,937 --> 01:06:27,331 I LIKE THEM. 1154 01:06:27,374 --> 01:06:30,247 AND IF YOU DON'T, WELL THEN, 1155 01:06:30,290 --> 01:06:32,162 THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH US. 1156 01:06:32,205 --> 01:06:33,337 ALEX. 1157 01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:34,381 I- NO. 1158 01:06:38,037 --> 01:06:40,300 ALEX, THE SPENCERS WILL NOT MARRY 1159 01:06:40,344 --> 01:06:42,476 INTO THAT LUDICROUS FAMILY. 1160 01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:45,479 I'LL SHOW HIM, I'LL MAKE THIS 1161 01:06:45,523 --> 01:06:48,961 THE MOST CHRISTMASY CHRISTMAS EVER. 1162 01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:52,138 WE ARE GOING TO GO CAROLING, SINGING TO ALL OF THE NEIGHBORS, 1163 01:06:52,182 --> 01:06:55,011 AND THERE WILL BE- THERE WILL BE SNOWMEN, 1164 01:06:55,054 --> 01:06:57,100 A WHOLE FAMILY OF SNOWMEN, 1165 01:06:57,143 --> 01:06:59,754 AND THERE WILL BE COOKIES AND MILK FOR SANTA, 1166 01:06:59,798 --> 01:07:01,017 AND THERE WILL BE- 1167 01:07:07,936 --> 01:07:12,941 ♪ 1168 01:07:30,350 --> 01:07:34,311 [Engine Struggling] 1169 01:07:34,354 --> 01:07:37,401 [Door Opens] 1170 01:07:37,444 --> 01:07:40,752 ALEX, HEY. 1171 01:07:40,795 --> 01:07:43,755 JUST THE GAL I WAS LOOKING FOR, COME HERE. 1172 01:07:43,798 --> 01:07:46,801 I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 1173 01:07:46,845 --> 01:07:50,501 NOW, I KNOW THIS IS GONNA BE HARD TO BELIEVE, 1174 01:07:50,544 --> 01:07:53,504 BUT JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE. 1175 01:07:53,547 --> 01:07:55,201 I THINK IT'S KIND OF- 1176 01:07:59,292 --> 01:08:04,297 ♪ 1177 01:08:11,957 --> 01:08:14,090 THIS IS, THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. 1178 01:08:14,133 --> 01:08:17,049 WHAT IS IT? 1179 01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:20,618 UM, LINDA, SHE'S A- 1180 01:08:20,661 --> 01:08:24,883 SHE'S WHAT, PETER? 1181 01:08:24,926 --> 01:08:27,799 ALEX, I CAN EXPLAIN. 1182 01:08:27,842 --> 01:08:32,717 HOW, WITH LIES? 1183 01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:34,458 BECAUSE IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY 1184 01:08:34,501 --> 01:08:36,677 ARE PRETTY GOOD AT COVERING THINGS UP. 1185 01:08:39,332 --> 01:08:44,772 THAT'S RIGHT, MY DAD DID A LITTLE RESEARCH, 1186 01:08:44,816 --> 01:08:48,254 AND IT TURNS OUT THAT YOUR DAD DOESN'T EVEN EXIST. 1187 01:08:48,298 --> 01:08:50,691 WELL, NOT EXACTLY. 1188 01:08:50,735 --> 01:08:52,998 I STOOD UP FOR YOU, PETER. 1189 01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:55,914 I TOLD MY DAD THAT I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN 1190 01:08:55,957 --> 01:08:58,873 ANY OF HIS BACKGROUND CHECKS. 1191 01:08:58,917 --> 01:09:02,355 BUT IT TURNS OUT HE WAS RIGHT. 1192 01:09:02,399 --> 01:09:04,705 WE ARE LIGHT YEARS APART. 1193 01:09:04,749 --> 01:09:08,666 ♪ 1194 01:09:08,709 --> 01:09:10,058 HE'S SANTA CLAUS! 1195 01:09:10,102 --> 01:09:13,323 ♪ 1196 01:09:13,366 --> 01:09:14,759 MY DAD. 1197 01:09:14,802 --> 01:09:20,068 ♪ 1198 01:09:20,112 --> 01:09:25,378 AND THIS IS, THIS IS AN ELF. 1199 01:09:25,422 --> 01:09:27,293 ♪ 1200 01:09:27,337 --> 01:09:29,208 I WAS ACTUALLY HOPING THAT LINDA 1201 01:09:29,252 --> 01:09:31,384 WOULD GET THE SLEIGH FIXED SO THAT-- 1202 01:09:31,428 --> 01:09:33,038 SANTA CLAUS. 1203 01:09:33,081 --> 01:09:34,692 YOU'RE SERIOUS? 1204 01:09:34,735 --> 01:09:36,737 ♪ 1205 01:09:36,781 --> 01:09:38,957 I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP. 1206 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,568 HERE, WATCH, WATCH. 1207 01:09:43,048 --> 01:09:45,355 ALEX, COME ON. 1208 01:09:45,398 --> 01:09:47,270 ALEX. 1209 01:09:47,313 --> 01:09:50,229 JUST LET ME EXPLAIN. 1210 01:09:50,273 --> 01:09:51,578 PLEASE. 1211 01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:54,886 ♪ 1212 01:09:54,929 --> 01:09:58,150 DAD, DO SOMETHING, SOME MAGIC OR SOMETHING. 1213 01:09:58,194 --> 01:09:59,543 MOM, HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH. 1214 01:09:59,586 --> 01:10:00,935 WHAT IS GOING ON? 1215 01:10:00,979 --> 01:10:03,764 YOU TOLD HIM THAT YOUR DAD WAS SANTA CLAUS. 1216 01:10:03,808 --> 01:10:05,288 HE IS SANTA CLAUS, MOM. 1217 01:10:05,331 --> 01:10:08,029 I KNEW IT, I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. 1218 01:10:08,073 --> 01:10:09,988 HOW COULD YOU TOY WITH HIM LIKE THAT? 1219 01:10:10,031 --> 01:10:11,250 I- 1220 01:10:11,294 --> 01:10:14,514 ♪ 1221 01:10:14,558 --> 01:10:18,736 ALRIGHT, I THINK IT'S TIME YOU ALL LEFT. 1222 01:10:18,779 --> 01:10:21,042 TAKE YOUR LITTLE SLEIGH WITH YOU. 1223 01:10:21,086 --> 01:10:22,174 MR. SPENCER. 1224 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:24,002 WE'LL HAVE IT OUT BY CHRISTMAS EVE. 1225 01:10:24,045 --> 01:10:29,050 ♪ 1226 01:11:29,981 --> 01:11:31,374 EDWARD, DID YOU TRACK THAT METEOR 1227 01:11:31,417 --> 01:11:33,245 THE DAY MY IN-LAWS CAME IN? 1228 01:11:46,998 --> 01:11:48,260 WHAT'S THIS? 1229 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:51,481 LISTEN, I KNOW IT'S ONLY BEEN A COUPLE OF DAYS 1230 01:11:51,524 --> 01:11:52,960 SINCE YOU AND PETER BROKE UP. 1231 01:11:53,004 --> 01:11:54,484 HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT ME AND PETER? 1232 01:11:54,527 --> 01:11:56,050 YOUR FATHER, HE TOLD ME. 1233 01:11:58,923 --> 01:12:00,490 OF COURSE HE DID. 1234 01:12:00,533 --> 01:12:03,057 HE SEES WHAT GOOD SENSE WE MAKE TOGETHER, AND YOU WILL TOO. 1235 01:12:03,101 --> 01:12:05,277 YOU JUST HAVE TO GIVE US A CHANCE. 1236 01:12:19,073 --> 01:12:24,949 I GAVE US A CHANCE, REMEMBER? 1237 01:12:24,992 --> 01:12:26,385 I DON'T LOVE YOU, EDWARD, 1238 01:12:26,429 --> 01:12:31,259 I DIDN'T BACK THEN, AND I DON'T NOW. 1239 01:12:31,303 --> 01:12:34,611 IS THIS ABOUT PETER? 1240 01:12:34,654 --> 01:12:35,786 BECAUSE IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN, 1241 01:12:35,829 --> 01:12:37,788 HE'S THE ONE WHO FOOLED AROUND ON YOU. 1242 01:12:41,835 --> 01:12:44,142 I TOOK THE PICTURES. 1243 01:12:45,491 --> 01:12:47,711 YOU TOOK THE PICTURES? 1244 01:12:47,754 --> 01:12:50,627 WELL I HADN'T PLANNED ON WITNESSING-- 1245 01:12:50,670 --> 01:12:51,845 GO. 1246 01:12:51,889 --> 01:12:53,630 DON'T YOU WANT TO DO YOUR FATHER PROUD? 1247 01:12:53,673 --> 01:12:55,196 YOU'RE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE HERE, ALEX. 1248 01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:57,198 GET OUT! 1249 01:12:57,242 --> 01:12:58,635 BECAUSE WHEN I'M ON THE COVER OF TIME MAGAZINE, 1250 01:12:58,678 --> 01:13:00,332 YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY. 1251 01:13:08,906 --> 01:13:11,691 ♪ 1252 01:13:11,735 --> 01:13:13,214 MAXWELL. 1253 01:13:13,258 --> 01:13:15,652 ♪ 1254 01:13:15,695 --> 01:13:17,697 SWEETHEART. 1255 01:13:17,741 --> 01:13:19,525 I CAN'T HELP YOU IF YOU'RE GONNA CONTINUE 1256 01:13:19,569 --> 01:13:21,962 TO HIDE BEHIND THESE FANTASIES OF YOURS. 1257 01:13:22,006 --> 01:13:23,442 I KNOW WHAT I SAW. 1258 01:13:23,486 --> 01:13:26,010 I KNOW, THE NAUGHTY AND NICE BOOK, 1259 01:13:26,053 --> 01:13:30,667 SANTA COMING DOWN THE CHIMNEY, THE SLEIGH. 1260 01:13:30,710 --> 01:13:32,059 SO YOU BELIEVE TOO? 1261 01:13:32,103 --> 01:13:35,454 ♪ 1262 01:13:35,498 --> 01:13:39,415 LOOK, YOUR GRANDFATHER IS NOT GONNA EASE UP ON THIS, 1263 01:13:39,458 --> 01:13:42,243 SO WHY DON'T WE HELP EACH OTHER, HUH? 1264 01:13:42,287 --> 01:13:44,985 I'LL TELL HIM THAT YOU'VE COME AROUND, 1265 01:13:45,029 --> 01:13:50,208 AND YOU GET ME THE RECIPE TO GRANDMA CLAUS'S GINGER SNAPS. 1266 01:13:50,251 --> 01:13:52,645 DEAL? 1267 01:13:52,689 --> 01:13:53,907 DEAL. 1268 01:13:53,951 --> 01:13:59,522 ♪ 1269 01:13:59,565 --> 01:14:02,220 MATCHA? IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 1270 01:14:04,178 --> 01:14:07,225 YOU KNOW, NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO MAKE SENSE ALEX. 1271 01:14:07,268 --> 01:14:09,706 IT'S LIKE BRI GETTING THE PART OF THE ESCORT, 1272 01:14:09,749 --> 01:14:11,403 IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MINE. 1273 01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:14,362 OR SLEIGH PARTS ON YOUR ROOF. 1274 01:14:14,406 --> 01:14:16,626 YOU DON'T QUESTION IT, IT JUST HAPPENS. 1275 01:14:18,932 --> 01:14:21,500 JUST REMEMBER KIDDO, 1276 01:14:21,544 --> 01:14:24,198 SOMETIMES IT IS BETTER TO FOLLOW YOUR HEART THAN JUST YOUR HEAD. 1277 01:14:26,331 --> 01:14:31,292 AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO GIVE THIS TO SANTA, 1278 01:14:31,336 --> 01:14:33,120 I HAVE A FEELING HE MIGHT NEED IT. 1279 01:14:33,164 --> 01:14:35,862 [Whirring] 1280 01:14:44,958 --> 01:14:48,309 CHART METEOR TRAJECTORY. 1281 01:14:53,314 --> 01:14:58,319 ♪ 1282 01:15:30,395 --> 01:15:33,006 THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE. 1283 01:15:33,050 --> 01:15:34,791 IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT? 1284 01:15:34,834 --> 01:15:36,662 UMM... 1285 01:15:36,706 --> 01:15:40,057 YES, EVERYTHING'S FINE. 1286 01:15:43,364 --> 01:15:46,150 WHERE'S EDWARD? 1287 01:15:46,193 --> 01:15:48,326 I GAVE HIM THE REST OF THE DAY OFF. 1288 01:15:52,112 --> 01:15:57,988 UM, ALEX, IT WAS NOT MY INTENTION FOR YOU 1289 01:15:58,031 --> 01:16:00,164 TO SEE THOSE PHOTOGRAPHS, MY INTENTION WAS SIMPLY 1290 01:16:00,207 --> 01:16:01,992 TO PROVE TO YOU WHY YOU AND PETER WERE 1291 01:16:02,035 --> 01:16:04,690 NOT RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER, NOT TO HURT YOU. 1292 01:16:07,780 --> 01:16:10,566 I KNOW DAD. 1293 01:16:16,049 --> 01:16:19,009 DAD. 1294 01:16:19,052 --> 01:16:22,926 IS THERE ANY TYPE OF SOLAR SYSTEM BODY THAT COULD FOLLOW 1295 01:16:22,969 --> 01:16:31,064 A PATH FROM SAY THE NORTH POLE TO MY HOUSE? 1296 01:16:31,108 --> 01:16:33,632 NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, ANYTHING ENTERING FROM SPACE 1297 01:16:33,676 --> 01:16:36,679 WOULD DESCEND VERY FAST OVER A SMALL AREA, 1298 01:16:36,722 --> 01:16:38,506 NOT TRAVEL ACROSS OUR PLANET. 1299 01:16:38,550 --> 01:16:43,555 ♪ 1300 01:17:13,803 --> 01:17:17,937 Peter: OK, ELVES, I NEED YOU GUYS READY IN FIVE MINUTES, OK? 1301 01:17:17,981 --> 01:17:22,072 REINDEERS, REINDEER, YOU GOT YOUR NOSES? 1302 01:17:22,115 --> 01:17:24,422 GOOD. NOSE. 1303 01:17:24,465 --> 01:17:25,510 EVERYONE. 1304 01:17:25,553 --> 01:17:27,947 ♪ 1305 01:17:27,991 --> 01:17:30,036 UH, ABBY, WHERE'S ABBY? 1306 01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:31,647 MOM? 1307 01:17:31,690 --> 01:17:33,866 PETER WAS TELLING THE TRUTH. 1308 01:17:33,910 --> 01:17:34,998 MAX. 1309 01:17:35,041 --> 01:17:36,826 ♪ 1310 01:17:36,869 --> 01:17:40,394 MOM, I KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS MAKE THE DECISIONS 1311 01:17:40,438 --> 01:17:44,094 WHAT ARE BEST FOR US, BUT THIS TIME YOU MADE A MISTAKE. 1312 01:17:44,137 --> 01:17:50,317 ♪ 1313 01:17:50,361 --> 01:17:52,406 GOOD LUCK IN THE PLAY SWEETIE, OK? 1314 01:17:52,450 --> 01:17:53,843 I'LL SEE YOU AFTER. 1315 01:17:53,886 --> 01:17:58,891 ♪ 1316 01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:14,646 ABBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE CHIMNEY? 1317 01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:16,996 THAT IS SANTA'S PLACE, SANTA GET IN THE CHIMNEY, 1318 01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:18,955 - GET IN THERE. - PETER. PETER. 1319 01:18:18,998 --> 01:18:21,087 HEY MAX. 1320 01:18:27,224 --> 01:18:29,574 YOU LOOK GREAT. 1321 01:18:31,315 --> 01:18:32,664 IS YOUR MOM HERE? 1322 01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:35,580 YEAH, EVERYONE'S HERE. 1323 01:18:35,623 --> 01:18:40,193 LOOK, PETER, YOU GOT TO GET YOUR DAD TO DO THAT THING. 1324 01:18:40,237 --> 01:18:43,893 YOU KNOW, WITH THE CHIMNEY, SO MY MOM WILL SEE. 1325 01:18:49,420 --> 01:18:51,030 I'M SORRY MAX. 1326 01:18:51,074 --> 01:18:54,164 ♪ 1327 01:18:54,207 --> 01:18:58,646 ♪ 1328 01:18:58,690 --> 01:19:04,522 HEY, UH, TWO MINUTES TO SHOW TIME. 1329 01:19:04,565 --> 01:19:08,613 EVERYBODY, YOU WANNA DO OUR CHEER? 1330 01:19:08,656 --> 01:19:13,661 ♪ 1331 01:19:37,424 --> 01:19:38,643 SHHH. 1332 01:19:38,686 --> 01:19:41,037 ALRIGHT. GOOD. 1333 01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:43,779 ♪ 1334 01:19:43,822 --> 01:19:46,390 [Laughing] 1335 01:19:46,433 --> 01:19:52,265 ♪ 1336 01:19:52,309 --> 01:19:55,138 ON... 1337 01:19:55,181 --> 01:19:56,835 ON THE EVE. 1338 01:19:56,879 --> 01:20:00,012 EVE OF CHRISTMAS, I HEARD A CLATTER. 1339 01:20:00,056 --> 01:20:06,671 ♪[Laughing] 1340 01:20:06,714 --> 01:20:10,414 ♪ 1341 01:20:10,457 --> 01:20:16,507 ♪[Crowd Cheering] 1342 01:20:16,550 --> 01:20:26,473 ♪ 1343 01:20:26,517 --> 01:20:27,648 ♪ 1344 01:20:27,692 --> 01:20:30,390 SO SO GOOD. 1345 01:20:30,434 --> 01:20:35,831 ♪ 1346 01:20:35,874 --> 01:20:38,355 AH, LITTLE BUDDY, GUESS WHAT? 1347 01:20:38,398 --> 01:20:41,140 AUNTY VIKI IS TAKING YOU OUT FOR A TREAT, LET'S GO. 1348 01:20:41,184 --> 01:20:42,838 OH, AUNTY VIKI. 1349 01:20:42,881 --> 01:20:45,231 YES, AUNTY VIKI'S GOING TO. 1350 01:20:45,275 --> 01:20:47,843 HE DESERVES IT AFTER A PERFORMANCE, COME ON, 1351 01:20:47,886 --> 01:20:50,149 WE ALWAYS GO OUT AFTER. 1352 01:20:50,193 --> 01:20:56,416 ♪ 1353 01:20:56,460 --> 01:21:06,426 ♪ 1354 01:21:06,470 --> 01:21:16,393 ♪ 1355 01:21:16,436 --> 01:21:24,967 ♪ 1356 01:21:28,274 --> 01:21:30,407 YOU WERE REALLY GREAT, SWEETIE, VERY BELIEVABLE. 1357 01:21:30,450 --> 01:21:34,063 OF COURSE, YOUR PERFORMANCE WAS OUTSTANDING, MAXWELL. 1358 01:21:34,106 --> 01:21:38,328 IT'S THE SUBJECT MATTER I TAKE ISSUE WITH. 1359 01:21:38,371 --> 01:21:41,331 WAIT, MY HAT, I LEFT IT BACKSTAGE. 1360 01:21:41,374 --> 01:21:42,332 I'LL GO GET IT, 1361 01:21:42,375 --> 01:21:43,550 I'LL MEET YOU BACK AT THE CAR. 1362 01:21:43,594 --> 01:21:45,030 OK, LET'S GO. 1363 01:21:45,074 --> 01:21:55,040 ♪ 1364 01:21:55,084 --> 01:22:01,438 ♪ 1365 01:22:01,481 --> 01:22:11,317 ♪ 1366 01:22:11,361 --> 01:22:16,366 ♪ 1367 01:22:32,773 --> 01:22:34,166 MY LETTER. 1368 01:22:34,210 --> 01:22:36,473 ♪ 1369 01:22:36,516 --> 01:22:40,738 OH, I KEEP EACH AND EVERY LETTER THAT'S SENT TO ME. 1370 01:22:40,781 --> 01:22:42,087 I GOT YOUR LETTERS, ALEX, 1371 01:22:42,131 --> 01:22:44,960 I JUST COULDN'T MAKE YOUR WISH COME TRUE. 1372 01:22:45,003 --> 01:22:48,006 SEE, IF I SHOWED MYSELF TO EVERY BOY AND GIRL 1373 01:22:48,050 --> 01:22:51,183 WHO WANTED TO SEE ME ON CHRISTMAS EVE, 1374 01:22:51,227 --> 01:22:54,099 WELL NOT ONLY WOULD I NOT GET MY WORK DONE, 1375 01:22:54,143 --> 01:23:00,018 BUT I THINK THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS WOULD BE LOST. 1376 01:23:00,062 --> 01:23:02,020 SO... 1377 01:23:02,064 --> 01:23:04,283 ♪ 1378 01:23:04,327 --> 01:23:09,462 SO YOU, AND THE STAR, 1379 01:23:09,506 --> 01:23:10,986 IT'S ALL REAL? 1380 01:23:11,029 --> 01:23:13,901 IT'S AS REAL AS YOU CHOOSE TO BELIEVE. 1381 01:23:13,945 --> 01:23:16,730 ♪ 1382 01:23:16,774 --> 01:23:18,863 AND NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 1383 01:23:18,906 --> 01:23:21,518 I'VE GOT A SLEIGH TO GET OFF THE GROUND. 1384 01:23:29,482 --> 01:23:34,487 ♪ 1385 01:23:44,497 --> 01:23:45,846 ALEX! 1386 01:23:50,547 --> 01:23:51,809 SORRY. 1387 01:23:51,852 --> 01:23:53,811 BEEN TRYING TO GET IT OUT OF HERE. 1388 01:23:53,854 --> 01:23:55,378 I THINK THIS MIGHT HELP. 1389 01:23:55,421 --> 01:23:58,294 I THINK YOU ARE CORRECT. 1390 01:23:58,337 --> 01:23:59,556 LOOK AT THIS. 1391 01:23:59,599 --> 01:24:08,086 ♪ 1392 01:24:08,130 --> 01:24:11,481 SO, REALLY IT DOES FLY. 1393 01:24:11,524 --> 01:24:14,919 YES, IT REALLY DOES. 1394 01:24:14,962 --> 01:24:17,356 DO YOU THINK IT CAN TAKE US ON OUR HONEYMOON? 1395 01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:23,710 ♪ 1396 01:24:23,754 --> 01:24:29,325 I AM SO SORRY THAT I DIDN'T TELL YOU EARLIER, 1397 01:24:29,368 --> 01:24:33,068 I JUST- I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY AND THEN- 1398 01:24:33,111 --> 01:24:37,289 DOES THIS MEAN THAT I'M GONNA HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO BAKE? 1399 01:24:37,333 --> 01:24:39,683 ♪ 1400 01:24:39,726 --> 01:24:44,644 I LOVE YOU, MRS. CLAUS. 1401 01:24:44,688 --> 01:24:47,212 ♪ 1402 01:24:47,256 --> 01:24:50,563 AND I LOVE YOU MR. CLAUS. 1403 01:24:50,607 --> 01:24:52,652 ♪ 1404 01:24:52,696 --> 01:24:56,308 THAT ALL OF A SUDDEN SOUNDS SO... 1405 01:24:56,352 --> 01:25:01,357 ♪ 1406 01:25:09,016 --> 01:25:10,975 MAGICAL. 1407 01:25:11,018 --> 01:25:11,976 ♪ 1408 01:25:12,019 --> 01:25:14,239 ALEX. 1409 01:25:14,283 --> 01:25:17,373 ALRIGHT, WHAT, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT UNDER THERE, JET PACKS? 1410 01:25:17,416 --> 01:25:18,591 MAGNETIC PROPULSION? 1411 01:25:18,635 --> 01:25:20,767 WE GOTTA FLY. 1412 01:25:20,811 --> 01:25:25,163 Steven: YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY GONNA CONTINUE WITH THIS RUSE. 1413 01:25:25,207 --> 01:25:26,991 Max: COOL. 1414 01:25:27,034 --> 01:25:34,085 ♪ 1415 01:25:34,129 --> 01:25:37,741 Alex: DAD, SOMETIMES THINGS CAN'T BE EXPLAINED, 1416 01:25:37,784 --> 01:25:40,657 THEY JUST NEED TO BE BELIEVED. 1417 01:25:40,700 --> 01:25:43,050 BYE SANTA. 1418 01:25:43,094 --> 01:25:47,272 ♪ 1419 01:25:47,316 --> 01:25:49,361 READY TO DO THIS ONE MORE TIME? 1420 01:25:49,405 --> 01:25:52,234 AS ALWAYS, MY DARLING. 1421 01:25:52,277 --> 01:25:53,713 HERE WE GO. 1422 01:25:53,757 --> 01:25:55,062 [Rockets Blasting] 1423 01:25:55,106 --> 01:25:56,760 DO YOU THINK I SHOULD TELL THEM I'M RETIRING? 1424 01:25:56,803 --> 01:25:58,501 OH NO, WAIT TILL EASTER. 1425 01:25:58,544 --> 01:26:00,807 HE HE, MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1426 01:26:00,851 --> 01:26:03,114 HA, HA, HA, HA. 1427 01:26:03,158 --> 01:26:05,377 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1428 01:26:05,421 --> 01:26:10,643 ♪ 1429 01:26:10,687 --> 01:26:13,733 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1430 01:26:13,777 --> 01:26:14,865 ♪ 1431 01:26:14,908 --> 01:26:17,128 BYE SANTA. 1432 01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:18,434 WAVE GOOD BYE DAD. 1433 01:26:18,477 --> 01:26:23,482 ♪ 1434 01:26:27,182 --> 01:26:29,140 ♪ ALL THE GIFTS A MAN COULD WANT, ♪ 1435 01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:31,490 ♪ I'VE GOT RIGHT HERE IN MY ARMS, ♪ 1436 01:26:31,534 --> 01:26:35,886 ♪ SHE'S MY EVERY WISH, SHE'S ALREADY HERE ♪ 1437 01:26:35,929 --> 01:26:40,282 ♪ SHE'S MAKES EVERY DAY FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS ♪ 1438 01:26:40,325 --> 01:26:45,200 ♪ SHE MAKES EVERY NIGHT LIKE CHRISTMAS EVE ♪ 1439 01:26:45,243 --> 01:26:49,508 ♪ DEAR SANTA CLAUS, YOU DON'T NEED TO BRING NO GIFTS 1440 01:26:49,552 --> 01:26:52,729 BECAUSE MY BABY GIVES ME EVERYTHING I NEED ♪ 1441 01:26:52,772 --> 01:26:54,252 ♪ 1442 01:26:54,296 --> 01:26:58,996 ♪ MY BABY GIVES ME EVERYTHING I NEED ♪ 1443 01:26:59,039 --> 01:27:03,087 ♪ WELL DEAR SANTA, ANYTHING I'VE EVER ASKED FOR, 1444 01:27:03,130 --> 01:27:06,264 YOU'VE BEEN KIND ENOUGH TO PLACE BENEATH MY TREE ♪ 1445 01:27:06,308 --> 01:27:08,048 ♪ 1446 01:27:08,092 --> 01:27:12,357 ♪ I'VE EVEN GOT A MODEL TRAIN, A BRAND NEW BIKE, MY FAVORITE GAME 1447 01:27:12,401 --> 01:27:15,360 DIRECTED FROM THE NORTH POLE STRAIGHT TO ME ♪ 1448 01:27:15,404 --> 01:27:16,840 ♪ 1449 01:27:16,883 --> 01:27:21,061 ♪ BUT DEAR SANTA, YOU WILL NOTICE IN THIS LETTER, 1450 01:27:21,105 --> 01:27:25,718 I'M NOT ASKING FOR A SINGLE THING THIS YEAR ♪ 1451 01:27:25,762 --> 01:27:27,894 ♪ ALL THE GIFT A MAN COULD WANT, ♪ 1452 01:27:27,938 --> 01:27:30,288 ♪ I'VE GOT RIGHT HERE IN MY ARMS, ♪ 1453 01:27:30,332 --> 01:27:33,639 ♪ SHE'S MY EVERY WISH, SHE'S ALREADY HERE ♪ 1454 01:27:33,683 --> 01:27:34,945 ♪ 1455 01:27:34,988 --> 01:27:39,166 ♪ SHE'S MAKES EVERY DAY FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS ♪ 1456 01:27:39,210 --> 01:27:44,084 ♪ SHE MAKES EVERY NIGHT LIKE CHRISTMAS EVE ♪ 1457 01:27:44,128 --> 01:27:48,088 ♪ DEAR SANTA CLAUS, YOU DON'T NEED TO BRING NO GIFTS 1458 01:27:48,132 --> 01:27:51,396 BECAUSE MY BABY GIVES ME EVERYTHING I NEED ♪ 1459 01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:52,876 ♪ 1460 01:27:52,919 --> 01:27:56,401 ♪ MY BABY GIVES ME EVERYTHING I NEED ♪ 1461 01:27:56,445 --> 01:27:59,883 ♪ 92105