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The Beautiful Antonia
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(He's singing about underwear)
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Rafael lo... Rafael lo!
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Rafael lo, wake up.
- What a woman!
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Want to go at it again?
- Stop messing around, we've got guests.
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A forest ranger on horseback.
- A forest ranger?
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Yes.
- On horseback? -Yes.
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Has he just arrived?
- Yes.
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Listen Catering, a man traveling
at this hour, in this heat...
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...isn't a forest ranger:
He's an idiot.
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Welcome... If you need something to eat
or somewhere to sleep, I'm at your service.
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Perhaps there isn't
much to eat around here?
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Make yourself comfortable,
I'll bring your meal right away!
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Let me take this.
- No, leave it. It's too heavy.
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You seem adapted to the labors of love.
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How long will you stay?
- I don't know yet.
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I'll certainly stay until they've
collected all the apples.
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This queer moves quickly!
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I've been called from Rome to paint
the portrait of a young noble woman.
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So, you're a painter! I figured
you were something special...
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Who is this noble woman?
- The daughter of lord Dominic...
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Do you know him?
- Certainly! He owns half the village.
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The portrait must be for Antonia, the daughter.
- Such injustice. It's only because she's nobility.
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You would be a sculpture.
- What shall I prepare? Some duck or...
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...or a soft thigh?
- A thigh...
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A soft thigh stuffed to the hilt!
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What a great woman!
- Yes, but what a bad husband.
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Ariosto...
I've been looking for you.
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Lord Dominic is expecting
you tomorrow morning...
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He's got a big job for you.
- So what?
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Your boss needs help and
you come running to me.
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This is important, damn it!
He needs some wooden engravings.
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Well, I'm just the messenger.
To your health.
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You're an important guy.
- I know what Dominic really wants...
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Not with me! He likes to
screw, but not like that.
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I'm sorry Antonia, It's blocking out the light.
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Sir, it's the fifth time in an hour you've
used this excuse to touch my breasts!
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Yes, but without malice!
It's an artist's touch.
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It's the touch of a dirty pig!
- You offend me...
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I'm touching you professionally.
I am just a painter...
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The man in me has already left the room.
- Get the painter out as well. I've had enough.
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I can't! My duty is to immortalize
your beauty on my canvas...
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My brush demands it.
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What's wrong?
Is your brush stuck?
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If only you knew how frenzied it is right now!
- My better judgment says to end this now.
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No... I'm standing firm.
- Then I feel sorry for you.
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MY Painting?
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You call this a painting!
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How dare you try to
swindle my parents!
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Antonia?
- No, you stay...
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See if he really does stand firm.
I hope that wasn't a lie as well.
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Don't let it get you down. Antonia
is going through a delicate patch.
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Someone as skilled as you should learn to read her
soul, not just her soft lines and rounded curves.
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By the way...
Do they look even to you?
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But Antonia doesn't have any
more than us. Don't you think?
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I sure do.
I've got no doubts!
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Come...
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Look, Beatrice!
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My God...
I don't know what to say!
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Can I come in?
- Please... You're the owner.
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I heard you were up so
I brought you breakfast.
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Do you like spicy sausage?
They make it around these parts.
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I like your parts!
- Please...
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I left a pot boiling in the kitchen.
- It's boiling over now!
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Impossible!
- What?
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You're not wearing anything underneath.
- Is that 'nothing' to you? Take a better look.
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Yes, I know, but I'm talking about underwear.
- What?
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Underwear...
It's the latest fashion from Milan.
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What is it?
- Haven't you heard?
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All women wear it today: Florence, Rome,
Bologna. The cities are full of underwear.
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Here they are...
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Any woman who wears these
will be irresistible.
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Holy ghost from purgatory! Now I know
why my husband doesn't like me anymore...
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He always sees me without underwear.
Can I try them on?
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They're yours, but I'll put them on.
Later...
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You're not playing a joke on me, and
you won't let me put them on later?
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Have you broken something?
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Do I have to take this to little Giovanni?
- Yes. What's the problem?
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Nothing... I'll just top myself now.
- Why? Little Giovanni is like everyone else.
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No... He treats people badly.
- Relax, there's nothing to worry about.
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In this instance you're just an
ambassador. He won't use his fists.
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Then he'll kick me.
- Don't be difficult. Do you trust me?
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Yes, and I'm happy to do so, but
you're asking me to get beaten up.
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Go in peace, Ariosto. That little
men won't lay a finger on you.
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This money should smooth the ride.
Have some faith in me.
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Remember, whatever happens...
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I'm here!
- Here. But it's me who has to go there!
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One word and I'll cut your balls off.
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Spit it out! Who is my dirty
husband's latest victim?
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What bitch will accompany him tonight?
- No dogs tonight.
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Then it will be a cow! Ariosto,
I know my husband's habits well...
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All his depraved habits. I also know
it's you who is supplying him with women!
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Mr Dominic called me here for
something else, I assure you!
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Here...
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I've to take this message to Little Giovanni.
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A message for Little Giovanni?
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Curse him! He's gone and done it...
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He's going to shatter
our daughter's happiness...
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MY Parr girl.
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Poor Antonia, so young and beautiful...
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She'll have to renounce her one true love!
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Don't cry...
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Everything will heal in time.
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What are you doing in my room?
-1 don't know. You invited me here!
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Get out.
You miserable worm!
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Antonia.
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Colorful.
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Sorry, I was looking for you in the grounds.
Yesterday you were dressed as a fig tree.
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Yes, but the oak is more comfortable.
We can't go on like this, Antonia.
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You're right, my love, but as long as our
fathers keep feuding, this is the only way.
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Kiss me.
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Be brave, our love will triumph.
I must leave now, till tomorrow.
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Think of another disguise.
I don't want to be a tree anymore.
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Why not?
- Because there are too many dogs here...
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Take a look.
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What are you looking at? This is ladies
stuff, it's not for peasants like you.
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Fuck off.
- Ariosto... Come here.
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I want to buy you a drink.
- Why?
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Because I like you, and also because
you didn't deserve that insult.
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I get it everyday.
- Well, what's wrong?
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Little Giovanni.
- Who's he?
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A son of a bitch.
- What's he done to you?
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Nothing yet.
- Well then?
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He's a son of a bitch for
what he's going to do soon.
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I don't understand.
- I've got a letter for him...
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...but I know how he'll react.
He'll read it and he'll get pissed off...
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He'll pick up a stick
and beat me to death.
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Then he's a brute!
- I don't know about that...
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All I know is he's a son of a bitch.
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Rafael lo... Rafael lo!
Wake up.
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Look at this beautiful thing.
- I know you're beautiful...
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...but you can be a pain in the ass.
- I was talking about something else...
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Wake up.
I want to show you my underwear.
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Do you like it?
It's the latest fashion from Milan.
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Tonight we'll make love in all
of them, just like ladies do!
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Harry?
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You dirty stinking cow!
Take that stuff off now...
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...before I kill you!
- Stop! What are you doing?
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You shameless witch!
I'll give you the latest fashion.
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The ladies in Florence wear them.
- The prostitutes in Florence wear them!
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What will they invent next?
- I thought they were a good thing!
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This is an instrument from Mephistopheles.
Get up, and go and see brother Pompom.
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Hurry and confess. He's a good
man, but your sin is great...
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Who knows how many times I will have
to kiss Underdone before I find a solution?
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I wonder what life would
be like without women.
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Do you like women?
- Of course I do...
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...but there's too many of them.
Take wives, for example...
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Are you married?
- Unfortunately, I had a moment of weakness...
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I understand... Your wife is
on top and you're at the bottom.
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No, I always get above my station!
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There she is.
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Look how welcoming.
- Your wife?
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I thought I'd bump into you.
- Me too.
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We're still waiting for a piece of bread.
- Don't shout, I'm with an important person.
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Right! Another Vagabond like you.
They haven't eaten since yesterday.
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Damn it! Be quiet.
Here... Four bologna for tonight.
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Who did you steal it from?
- Quiet! Don't embarrass me.
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He has to think I'm a regular guy.
Play along with me now...
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Don't worry. Just come up
to me and pretend to say sorry.
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...and get back home!
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I won't beat you here because
I don't want to cause a scene.
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Don't let me find you on the
street when I'm with my friend...
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Understood?
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Next time it happens I'll hit you
so hard you'll sleep for 15 days!
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I'll give you a taste now
so this doesn't happen again.
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Okay?
Want another one?
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To hell with you!
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What are you doing?
- Delinquent.
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What a 1ST-
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I'm leaving!
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Claudio Forewarn is a renowned artist. You should
be honored his brush is at your disposition.
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Back to his brush again!
Is he the only person who has one?
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We're not here to discuss the artist.
- No? What then?
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Don't be so ignorant.
- Don't play the fool.
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You know very well I love Colorful
Little and wish to be his wife.
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No! You'll never be Fulcrum’s wife,
and it's all his father's fault...
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...Giovanni.
- He asked for a reasonable dowry.
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Reasonable? 1000 florins! My daughter
is beautiful beyond compare...
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Her legs are worth 500 florins each.
- Don't be so vulgar!
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I don't intend adding another florin to
your dowries! This is your dowry.
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If I can't marry Colorful I'll become a nun.
- What?
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That's right. I'll enter the convent
of the Little Sisters of Pain.
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With your character? With your desire
to live which squeezes out of every pore...
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The Little Sisters of Pain?
You wouldn't last an hour in there...
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You'll die of boredom.
- We'll see.
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I'll pray for you.
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Poor Antonia, she's like a
sister and a daughter to me...
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Did you hear?
- A sage decision...
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...by becoming a nun, I save on the
dowry and she gets to find heaven.
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Little Giovanni should've received my
message about Antonia and Fulcrum's wedding.
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It's a closed discussion.
- That's what you think...
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I won't give you a moments peace
until Antonia is happy again.
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Do what you please,
but learn to live with it...
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Who is she? Someone new?
- You dirty animal! It's a mania.
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Your infusion of blackberries.
I hope it's as sweet as you like it.
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Thank you.
It's just right...
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May I know your name?
- She doesn't have one.
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No name?
- Yes, because she's leaving right away...
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You're leaving this house today.
You can go, I've spoken.
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If Antonia is going to heaven
then I'll make sure you go to hell!
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Who knocks at the door of this convent?
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It's me, brother Pompom, Catering.
I must confess immediately...
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What's all the hurry?
- I've commuted a great sin...
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My husband told me to come straight to you.
- Good. You are faithful to your husband's wishes.
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But I'm sorry, I don't have time.
I'm needed in the convent.
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But they can wait. I need to
get my conscience right again...
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I've been so bad brother Pompom.
- What on earth have you done?
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What did you say?
- I said: What on earth did you do?
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Something so bad...
I put on some underwear.
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Underwear! ...What is it?
...A hat?
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It's more than a hat! Underwear is
an instrument from Mephistopheles...
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...Rafael lo told me.
I promise I won't wear them again.
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What the heck is this 'underwear'?
- You haven't heard of it?
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They're like men's trousers.
I put them on underneath.
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Underneath? Where?
- Here.
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I pulled them up to here and they
covered the back and the front.
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You covered yourself up in
front of God? Up to where?
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They started near my feet
and reached up to here...
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I told you, they're like men's trousers.
- They reached up to here?
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Was all of this left open?
- No, it was covered there as well.
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Up to halfway?
- Everything, up to here.
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Everything... You sinful whore!
- Is it serious?
223
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:28,530
It's very serious! You'll need holy
water everywhere... Here... Here...
224
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:33,860
You should be slapped for covering
all of God's natural beauty!
225
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:38,830
Don't scare nee, brother Pompom. Hear my
confession now, leave the convent till later.
226
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:43,400
Of course they can wait.
This deserves a long penitence...
227
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:49,620
Come, make yourself comfortable.
Be at peace with your conscience.
228
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:56,390
I must consecrate all these profanities.
Lie back and abandon yourself faithfully...
229
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,460
...and above all, don't hurry.
- That's what Rafael lo always says...
230
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,360
He makes me kiss his cord so often!
- He's a saintly man.
231
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:12,150
Shall I start kissing here?
- Kiss it! I'll tell you when to change.
232
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:19,840
Brother Pompom, what are you doing?
I'm chasing away the evil spirits!
233
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:25,430
Your penitence starts here!
- Well, that's fine then. The rope was annoying me...
234
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,820
Just make yourself comfortable.
235
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,210
Great... Just great!
236
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:55,190
Let's start with the backside.
- No! I beg you! Please don't touch it.
237
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:02,370
He meant to say make
yourself comfortable. Right?
238
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:08,200
Right. We've got time for that later.
Please...
239
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:14,710
So, that fool Calamari refuses
to give his daughter a dowry...
240
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:22,940
...so the wedding is off. You miserable
infidel, you brought this message!
241
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:29,170
Do you know what they call nee round here?
- I know, but I'm not saying.
242
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:33,510
Tell me... Tell me.
What do they call me?
243
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:38,600
A ball breaker.
- Precisely... Precisely.
244
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:45,740
Now, I'm going to break yours!
With this mace I'll squash them like...
245
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:53,340
A man of your standing shouldn't
lower themselves by hitting a peasant...
246
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:58,830
Who is he?
What do you want?
247
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,140
I want to take the brunt of
your punishment for this peasant.
248
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,950
Whatever you say...
You asked for it!
249
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,519
Don't break my balls.
250
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:28,060
Fool, I keep telling him:
It's "Don't bust my balls."
251
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:32,360
I beg you...
Show some mercy.
252
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,340
Please don't break my balls.
I beg you!
253
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,900
It's been a pleasure to meet you.
254
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,279
Young man!
Wait a minute...
255
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,180
What's your name?
- Claudio Forewarn, from Rome.
256
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:51,210
I need someone like you.
Would you like to work for me?
257
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,910
Thanks, but I can't.
I hate weapons and violence...
258
00:27:55,240 --> 00:28:01,470
...I'm an artist. By the way, these
paintings are in need of restoration.
259
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:08,980
Okay... Okay. I've got a large fresco
in my bedroom. Would you like to see it?
260
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,440
Do you want some work?
- Me? No, not really...
261
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,830
...but I'll make this sacrifice.
- Agreed...
262
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:25,980
Can we see this fresco?
- Yes, of course! I'll show you the way.
263
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,280
We'll use this one.
264
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:50,390
Giovanni! What are you doing?
- I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were like this.
265
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,470
I'm in my room.
- Yes, yes. I'll explain...
266
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:57,770
This gentleman is an artist,
you don't need to be worried.
267
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:02,240
And the other one?
- The other one?
268
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:07,790
He's a pervert! Get out of here!
What are you looking at?
269
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:13,320
My wife?
With those smiley eyes!
270
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:25,630
As I was saying, he's an artist from Rome
and I've hired him to do some restoration...
271
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:32,010
I hope you agree?
- Yes, but I don't like artists around the house...
272
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,820
We only finished with the
plasterers ten days ago!
273
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:41,160
But our friend Claudio Forewarn is a
genius with the brush and colours...
274
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:46,200
Would you like to see the fresco?
- Yes. -This way.
275
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:52,770
This is the one I mentioned earlier.
276
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,740
Is it badly damaged?
- Seems like it...
277
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:17,600
It will be a long patient job,
I hope I won't get in the way.
278
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:22,180
Political.
My wife is called Political.
279
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:28,390
The name of the queen of the Amazons.
- Exactly. The one who fought Hercules for his belt.
280
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,390
...of chastity?
- I don't think so.
281
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:36,600
Who won?
- The queen of the Amazons.
282
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:41,100
Yes, but Hercules kept his belt.
283
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:45,170
Shouldn't we be talking
about the fresco's?
284
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:49,020
When do you intend to start?
- Tomorrow.
285
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,970
In the armory?
- I prefer the bedroom.
286
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:59,850
I hope you're not an early riser,
I wouldn't want to be up at dawn.
287
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:05,610
Quite the opposite,
I usually start around midday.
288
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:13,170
Magnificent.
- They were sculpted in Verona...
289
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:19,660
They cost me 14 gold florins.
I wouldn't be able to sleep without them...
290
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:26,500
They're such an integral part
of our nights. Right? Political.
291
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,590
This way.
292
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,639
Want a drink?
- Who's paying?
293
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,660
Me.
- Let's go.
294
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,320
Two .
295
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,920
Cheers.
296
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:20,530
No... Not today.
- What's wrong?
297
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:26,780
This is my wife's zone.
I'm not meeting her twice in one day.
298
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:51,660
You left your hat in the armory.
- Right! I left it on the coat of arms.
299
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:57,340
Thank you, beautiful lady.
I'm sorry to have troubled you.
300
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:03,380
It was a pleasure. Excuse nee, but are you
really going to work for Little Giovanni?
301
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,340
Yes.
- To restore the fresco in Tripoli’s room?
302
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,970
Does this upset you?
303
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:20,640
Would you like me to work in your room?
- Yes, Sir! But I'm a poor chambermaid...
304
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:25,700
I can't offer you much.
- Who says so?
305
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:30,520
Where else will you find a real artist like me?
306
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,150
No!
I'm a virgin. (Italian: Virgo)
307
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:14,060
And I'm a Capricorn.
We'll get on so well together.
308
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,760
But I'm a virgin.
309
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,650
I'm a virgin.
310
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:40,290
What a liar.
311
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:26,310
My one true love!
Squeeze me tight...
312
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:31,310
...and now kiss me.
Kiss me everywhere.
313
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:41,570
You make me feel so many emotions.
What can I call you? Love? Passion?
314
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,540
...Delirium?
- Just call me Claudio.
315
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,839
You villain.
316
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:52,930
I just followed your orders:
"Squeeze me tight", "Kiss me everywhere"
317
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:57,930
I thought you were someone else.
You've abused my trust.
318
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,090
I wouldn't create a scandal
over something so trivial.
319
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:05,410
Trivial?
- Modestly speaking I could do a lot more.
320
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:10,380
You're abominable.
- And you're a great woman.
321
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:15,160
You're a worm.
- In that case, keep me company...
322
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:20,280
Don't let me be a solitary worm
- Leave, this instant.
323
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,800
As you wish, but it's a shame...
324
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:30,700
It could have been an
unforgettable night of love.
325
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:50,410
That's enough!
- What's got into you?
326
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,330
It's you.
I'm sorry, but I should have known...
327
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:57,460
He was a lot better kisser.
- Who?
328
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:03,640
What's wrong, my love?
- This situation is making me nervous.
329
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,550
Forgive me.
330
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:12,700
I love you Antonia. Every time I
see you my desire burns up inside...
331
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:17,130
When you are in my arms there's
an explosion in my brain...
332
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,400
Like something hitting my head.
333
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,930
Colorful.
334
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:28,580
My love.
335
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,700
My soul mate.
336
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:37,420
I get it... We won't be making love tonight.
337
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:42,910
I get the impression our union
is being affected from above.
338
00:38:53,280 --> 00:39:00,370
...dear sisters, this is why. To escape
the mundane temptations of life...
339
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:07,830
The noble daughter of lord
Dominic has asked to join us...
340
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:12,880
Let's prepare to receive
her in our convent...
341
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:19,100
Tomorrow will be a holiday.
Goodnight sisters, peace be with you.
342
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,670
Peace be with you.
343
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,760
Brother Pompom.
344
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:44,080
What's going on? Has it started?
- No, it's finished.
345
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:48,140
At last...
I'm leaving.
346
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,940
What?
You're going already?
347
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,820
I've had an infernal day and
I can't wait to get some sleep.
348
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,090
I was expecting your
company this evening...
349
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,870
I wanted to pray with you.
350
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,640
I'm sorry but I don't feel well tonight.
351
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,560
Only for an hour...
352
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:12,660
An hour just to pray for the dead.
353
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:17,110
I can't even pray for them,
I feel dead myself.
354
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:23,400
Very well...
Would you do me a favour?
355
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,500
If I can.
356
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:37,830
Philippic the gardener. Do you know him?
- I know him.
357
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:42,470
Ask him to come here.
Tell him to come straight up...
358
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:48,310
I'll pray for the dead with him.
- I'll send him straight round.
359
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:56,440
Brother Philippic.
360
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,480
Brother Philippic...
361
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:03,120
Listen, brother Philippic.
- It's you, brother Pompom.
362
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,940
What's wrong? Women gone cold?
- Are you being sarcastic?
363
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:11,340
No... Never. It's just seeing you
around these parts at this time...
364
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:17,320
What should I think?
- Keep it up! I came here looking for you.
365
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:22,250
Me?
Brother Pompom, careful with your hands.
366
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:26,330
What are you talking about?
The Abbess wants to see you.
367
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:29,650
Abbess?
How can I?
368
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:37,820
I've got a date with sister Manorial tonight
and later on I'm seeing sister Charlotte.
369
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:44,090
Do me a favour and make up some
excuse. Just tell the Abbess I'm sick...
370
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:49,520
Goodnight brother Pompom and good luck.
371
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:15,620
Welcome, brother Philippic.
- I'm sorry but it's still me.
372
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:19,250
Did you change your mind?
373
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:25,020
I came to tell you brother
Philippic is giving a mass.
374
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:30,000
I understand, but I still don't
want to say these prayers alone...
375
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,680
As you're leaving, do me another favour:
Pass by brother...
376
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:38,550
Forget about it.
All your life stuck in this convent...
377
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:43,090
...and I'm the only one left
to pray for the dead with you.
378
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:48,520
And for your grandfather.
- Why not?
379
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:50,220
Treat your master well and
you'll see, you won't lose a thing...
380
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,620
Just lie down quietly and
let him do what he wants...
381
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,910
This is the tenth time I've done it,
when am I going to get my five florins?
382
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:02,460
Immediately, but what are you scared of?
- Me? Nothing, as long as I get them first.
383
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:08,280
Start getting ready, he'll be here soon.
- I haven't understood this thing with the crown.
384
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,880
Why do I have to wear it?
- I don't know! He calls it an extravagance...
385
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:16,820
...but If you ask me it's a load of crap.
Come on, bend over.
386
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:30,360
Did you get lost?
- I might just do that!
387
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:44,340
It's a shame you can't see it.
- Beautiful... Beautiful...
388
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:48,440
Marvelous!
A real masterpiece.
389
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:57,270
It's my ass and he gets all the credit!
- Exceptional, you've earn it this time.
390
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,800
Thank you Lord Dominic!
Francesca, say thanks to him!
391
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,350
Let her be.
Don't make her move.
392
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:07,250
I've seen hundreds in my time, but never
as good as this... It almost looks fake!
393
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,980
Leave me be.
Go and be a good guard.
394
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:16,350
Beautiful Francesca...
Wait there, I'm coming!
395
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:21,200
You're not going to
run after me are you?
396
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:06,630
Excellent! My compliments, Sir Claudio.
You have an assured hand.
397
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:09,820
He's true artist and
he knows what he wants.
398
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:13,590
Perhaps, but I what I really like is his efficiency.
- It's true.
399
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:20,100
If he keeps it up he'll be out of here in three days.
- Earlier, madam. I want it finished by tonight.
400
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,490
You're being presumptuous,
you've over valued me.
401
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,280
As your husband said;
I know what I want.
402
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:30,620
Wanting to isn't enough. You also
need favorable circumstances.
403
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:34,730
Circumstances can be created.
- Good... Good...
404
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:39,930
A person who speaks as you do
will certainly reach their peak.
405
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:43,580
Thank you.
I hope I'm not deluding you.
406
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,920
You're here...
407
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:49,610
I was looking everywhere for you.
- Are you leaving?
408
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:55,140
Yes, I want to stay away for some time.
- I think I know why, Colorful.
409
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:59,280
Don't be worried and I
beg you not to stop me.
410
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:04,300
I bet this is over Antonia.
It's all her stupid father's fault!
411
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:10,000
Father... Your recriminations are pointless.
Antonia has chosen to join the convent.
412
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,479
When?
- Today.
413
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:16,440
Her decision is irrevocable.
This is why I have chosen to leave.
414
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:21,550
Such drama!
- Mother, I want your benediction.
415
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,530
Be reasonable.
- Come to my office.
416
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,640
I beg you, let me leave.
- Yes, no one is stopping you...
417
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:33,270
I just want to know where
the hell you want to go.
418
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:38,670
Come, Colorful.
Come.
419
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:44,480
Poor kid, who knows
where he'll end up?
420
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,720
He's head over heels in love
with the beautiful Antonia.
421
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,240
I'm going to have a break.
422
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,390
Finish mixing the colours,
then you can go home.
423
00:49:55,680 --> 00:50:01,690
Once I'm done here, I've got to go to the
Engagement’s to toast his daughter's new baby.
424
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,680
Right! They invited you?
- Damn it! I'm usually first on the list...
425
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:09,460
...but always the last to get sewed.
426
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,780
Are you really leaving?
- That's my business.
427
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,160
I'd like to help you because
you seem like a nice guy.
428
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,860
I don't need anyone's help.
- You're a romantic...
429
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:46,530
Yours may be the last love story of the
century and I'd like to help you save it.
430
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:51,520
Listen to me, I have a plan.
- For me? -Yes!
431
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,730
This is your first intimate
encounter with religion...
432
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,400
Meditate upon this new
life which awaits you...
433
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:28,880
...and try to liberate
yourself of any temptation.
434
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:33,420
I will come back to
collect you in five hours.
435
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:54,110
Did Colorful really love her?
- Yes, they were about to get married...
436
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,500
Then, suddenly, Antonia...
- What really happened?
437
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,820
No one knows.
438
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,930
She told her parents
she wanted to be a nun.
439
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:07,800
Come on, have a drink. It will lift you up.
We have noted guests tonight; Beatrice...
440
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,190
Right! You're not happy unless
the ladies are paying a visit.
441
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:15,150
It'll be a big party today.
- It will be my daughter's death sentence today.
442
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:19,470
Please!
The guests are arriving.
443
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,600
Ariosto.
444
00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:00,050
Excuse me.
445
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:08,450
Do you see her?
446
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:22,080
Anything you want!
Go... Go.
447
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,920
I won't disturb you again, my dear.
Do as you wish...
448
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:36,740
If you won't come down to see the guests
then I won't bring you dessert! Satisfied?
449
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:06,090
Don't defend him, Political.
He betrayed my orders so he must pay.
450
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:10,420
No, no. I wasn't defending him...
451
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:16,140
I was saying that your son
must really be in love with her.
452
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:20,680
That isn't a good reason to leave
home and head off God knows where.
453
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,090
He's behaving like a woman.
Do you know what I say?
454
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:28,680
He's the one who should've
joined the convent.
455
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:05,790
Who are you?
What are you doing in my chambers?
456
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,199
Antonia.
457
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,200
Colorful.
458
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:26,010
My love, it's now or never!
- Now... Now!
459
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:23,960
Who is it?
- It's dinner time, you must go to the refectory.
460
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:29,700
Thank you, sister, but I'd rather
spend my first day in abstinence.
461
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:39,620
Agreed?
- I'll do whatever you say.
462
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,320
Now leave.
Go!
463
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:50,680
Hurry up, Giuseppe. Dominic will
arrive and you won't be ready.
464
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:57,170
I'm not a ghost.
465
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:04,220
I swear, I'll poke out your
eyes if you breathe a word.
466
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,690
Such squalor.
467
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:20,030
What a smell.
Okay, where should I be?
468
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:23,800
There.
- On the straw?
469
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:28,630
Yes. Belly down, with
the crown of flowers.
470
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:35,170
This is too big for my head.
- You don't put it on your head.
471
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:41,180
Where then?
- Why don't you let Lord Dominic tell you?
472
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:44,880
Are you serious?
How did you find out?
473
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:50,470
He confided in me before he left.
I assure you Colorful is there.
474
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,380
How scandalous.
475
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:59,620
Not to mention sacrilegious.
Such profanity in a house of God!
476
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:05,050
If I were you I wouldn't waste any time.
- That's true. Will you come with me?
477
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:09,430
But I'm just a stranger here,
I'm not a member of the parish.
478
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,520
That's true.
479
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:32,510
Who is it?
- It's prayer time, you must go to the chapel.
480
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,910
Sister Antonia, we're
waiting for you in the chapel.
481
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:43,600
Don't worry about me, I've got a
private chapel of my own right here.
482
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,920
Don't lose your temper.
Remember, he's our son.
483
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:52,680
He'll remember this lesson
for the rest of his life.
484
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:56,980
Political, this is men's business.
485
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:11,350
Just like always...
486
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:17,250
It had to happen to me.
487
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:33,460
Well? Everything okay?
- You see, Lord Dominic...
488
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:36,920
How would I manage without you?
- I'm happy, but this time...
489
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,330
We've done it this time.
- Are you sure?
490
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:45,130
I've got an eye like an eagle,
but let's not waste any more time!
491
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:03,300
No... No... No!
492
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:07,310
Pig!
493
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:18,030
You're hurting me.
- You rascal.
494
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:31,060
You're beautiful...
Aristocratic.
495
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:34,000
One thing puzzles me...
496
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:38,540
Why don't you wear any underwear?
497
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:56,220
Mother Odessa?
Mother Odessa, wake up.
498
01:04:56,560 --> 01:05:01,910
Who is it? What's going on?
- Little Giovanni wants to see you.
499
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:05,460
At this hour?
- It's an urgent matter...
500
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:07,980
He seems possessed.
501
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:12,400
Hide under the bed,
I've got to go.
502
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:20,990
Shouldn't I go out the window?
- Don't be silly, I'll be back soon.
503
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:27,200
What on earth does he want?
What could've happened?
504
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:36,970
This isn't a very peaceful convent.
- I hope it's not a fire.
505
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:41,180
It sounds more like an earthquake.
- We'd better get dressed.
506
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:48,220
Do I have to put my robes back on?
- Sure, we can't ruin everything on the first day.
507
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:52,310
My treasure.
508
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:07,820
She's taking a long time.
- She was in a deep sleep...
509
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:12,190
It takes time to put
on her robes and her veil.
510
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:23,330
You asked to see me?
511
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:27,380
My visit isn't one of pleasure...
512
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:31,270
I've heard rumors that my
son is hidden in this convent.
513
01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:36,030
Impossible, the gates are always locked...
514
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:40,130
Only those who are permitted to
do so may remain inside at night.
515
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:44,090
I would like your permission
to carry out an inspection.
516
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:48,040
That's against regulations.
- Excuse me, mother...
517
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:52,370
What kind of veil is this?
- My veil?
518
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:56,230
What are you saying?
519
01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:01,030
It's Philippics underpants.
- Whose?
520
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:04,530
He's the gardener.
521
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:11,150
I always suspected as much...
This isn't a convent, it's a mess!
522
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:25,460
I expected as much.
523
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:33,420
I expected as much.
524
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:40,130
I expected as much.
525
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:50,030
I didn't expect this! Two nuns in
the same room? This must be a mistake.
526
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:55,190
It's you, Antonia.
Where is my son?
527
01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:57,399
Please...
528
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:00,830
Don't disturb the sacred silence.
529
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:05,620
Nice arrangement...
Is she here to keep you company?
530
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:10,760
If only Colorful knew.
- Enough, father. Colorful knows.
531
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:39,260
Eat... Eat, brothers!
Come on.
532
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:44,210
Drink... Drink!
533
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:49,430
Do you want some?
534
01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:34,080
This is a splendid banquet.
535
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:45,540
A toast to the happy couple.
536
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:54,610
Long live the bride's mother,
and her beautiful daughter.
537
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:01,690
Why don't you sit down?
538
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:05,170
I'd like to, but I don't think I'll
be able to for at least five days.
539
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:11,530
Is it your way of showing gratitude?
- No, just a small discussion with my husband.
540
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:16,710
He's convinced that what he used to get
outside the house, he had right here!
541
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:21,550
He just needed a helping hand!
- Let me see.
542
01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:26,300
A toast to the best man.
543
01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:51,180
That's enough.
- A little bit more.
544
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:16,310
I wouldn't want to create
a scandal over so little.
545
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:21,470
You call that little?
- Modestly speaking, I can do better.
546
01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:28,950
Shall we have another toast?
547
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:34,320
Me?
- Yes, don't waste any time.
548
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:38,410
Well... I'm ready.
- Ready for what?
549
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:45,200
Don't you remember? You commissioned
Mr Forewarn to paint me on my wedding day.
550
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:54,420
Yes, it's true, but in the
middle of our wedding banquet?
551
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:58,970
I need to do it before it gets
dark or I'll lose all the light.
552
01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:04,550
You can watch me from the window.
I'll be on my feet, it'll be a quick one.
553
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:09,570
Isn't that true, Mr Forewarn?
- As you wish.
554
01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:13,050
Very well, just make sure I
can see you from the window.
555
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:16,690
Don't worry.
556
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:20,780
Father, I'm jealous because
I've procured my pleasure...
557
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:25,030
...but tonight, not even a battleship
full of mercenaries could stop nee!
558
01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:29,470
We all know you're a lucky husband.
559
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:47,200
Slowly, slowly.
560
01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:59,530
Get a god damned move on!
561
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:04,510
We're only on the first brush stroke.
562
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:12,480
Well?
- Relax.
563
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:24,940
...and you were there as well, father.
564
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:34,380
How long will this portrait take?
Poor Antonia, it's been over an hour now.
565
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:39,470
Art makes its own rules.
566
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:57,620
Will you guys cut it out?
I can't feel my arms and legs anymore.
567
01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:12,420
A real artist would've painted
the entire Sistine Chapel by now.
568
01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:17,710
Maybe he's doing some retouches.
- Right, and now...
569
01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:23,660
...I'm going to rescue my wife.
570
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:29,390
Antonia!
571
01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:39,400
Where are you, my calf?
Your bull is coming.
572
01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:42,510
The idiot's coming!
573
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:46,630
Wait! Don't come in.
I haven't finished yet.
574
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:50,030
I can't wait...
575
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:53,240
...I want you now.
576
01:14:59,440 --> 01:15:03,270
No, you're hurting me.
577
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:08,200
Let's consummate our marriage.
578
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:13,250
Yes, my love.
Yes... Yes!
579
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:18,110
My...
580
01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:36,410
...but it wasn't so good for you.
- The last few minutes were gold...
581
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:40,400
It's a good thing he didn't notice.
- What could he do? He wasn't armed.
582
01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:44,410
The only bit of good
luck is that he was drunk!
583
01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:53,290
Come book soon Claudio,
I won't forget you.
584
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:57,030
I'm going to Milan, then
I'm coming straight back.
585
01:15:57,360 --> 01:16:01,730
Do you really have to go?
- There's a lot of money there...
586
01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:05,130
I want to be rich too.
- Okay, but come back soon...
587
01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:07,630
I'll be waiting.
- Don't worry, I'll be back...
588
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:11,930
The living is good up there, but the
women are even better down here.
589
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:16,240
Whatever you say.
- Don't be so down...
590
01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:22,660
For every bird there's a worm.
- Really? Then I'll cut mine off.
591
01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:32,470
Subtitled by the color Blue.
26th September 2008.
592
01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:37,570
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