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THE VATICAN

And veiled! Thank you for your patience.

Perfect.

You did a good job.

TV is very much your approval.

My lord...

Yes thanks.

The Sisters of Saint-Vincent are waiting for you.

We are in 726.

Clest / lété eti / fa / tune cha / eur ... to die.

The ro / L / uwando, excel / entdancer e2 'amateur of frogs,

under the pretext of defending the worshipers of sacred Magi,

s '/' nsta // e en Em / l / e-Romagne

with his army of barbarians.

Warr / vée des Longobards is Bagnacaval / o,

the inhabitants are! near terror.

Certa / ns hur / ent, slévanou / ssent

etp / re again, succumb.

Fortunately, women and children

found in a monastery

0U is located at / ourdhu / villa Pe / lacani.

Ma / s the so / r come, between two burps,

the so / dats think of their wife, their fiancée, their esc / aves.

And / when the sound of a virgin song comes to them,

their g / obu / them eyes are touched with a strange light,

a Mediterranean glow.

The cr / s pail / aids and / ec / iquefis of the reinforcements

interrupt women and children in their priests.

Take me, virgin,

in exchange for others who are not.

What a hero!

Yes !

The chief knows immediately what this offering is all about.

G / ro / ama PellacanL éb / or / ssante, candida,

G / ro / loves the virgin,

is ready to be sacred / proud to save his companions.

The next day, the silence returns to the valley.

The barbarians will not return / ama / s.

Didn't you sleep with them all?

"Haven't you had sex with all of them?"

And.

With all.

The women fell to their knees while weeping .

Certainly they quickly make a mental mistake.

28, the one with the beard, 29 ...

You forget the captain.

And both with the comes.

So, g is 32.

[El / e will no longer go down jams / s.

Perched on this fig / er,

e / it feeds only on its fruits and water of p / u / e.

Then, like tau / ours, lh / ver re comes.

One day, a boy who was looking for n / a ...

Look !

The baby cried / t,

ma / s // wore himself like a charm.

The hrbre had been fed

so / n qule / le me tte au monde this son / s, fruit of his immense sacrifice.

It is a / ns / that the figu / er

became an object of cu / te.

Here we are in 1192.

Mat / Ida dfl / fal / i / la,

3rd grandchildren of Costanzo dWtav / l / a,

suffering from an incurable form of the ear-elephant,

Dec / de to go up on the fig.

Saint Girolama, have mercy on us.

It's a miracle !

A miracle !

1478 .'

a messenger from S / xte IV announces recognition

by the Sa / nte Eg / ise romaine des miracles sun / anus.

1936 .'

Les Jeux O / ymp / ques de Ber // n accue / l / ent / es ath / étes.

We're going to talk about him. As long as he doesn't know.

In the Vatican, you have nothing to fear.

Okay.

Among these athletes, the marathon / she Anteo Pe / lacanfl

pe tit-fi / s du baron Gabi / o Pel / acan / Bombam}

owner of the figure and roads the land around.

L hth / est, which makes vis / te his grandfather,

gr / mpe on farbre in pa / fa / te health,

as an auspicious sign é a forthcoming win / ob / mp / que.

Qa will teach him.

He had nothing.

Fractures caused to the right ambe

will have irreversible effects on his dhth / t body.

5a leg will be shortened by d / x centimeters,

fimmob / l / sant é jams / s.

Baron Anteo Pe / lacan /

will be apps / ed by bad languages. '

"La Jambe maud/te"!

What's going on ? Who is the ? Stop it!

We locked the door.

Who touches me? Don't unbutton my dress!

React!

They undress me! Who are you ? How dare you ?

Find it ! It's The Cursed Leg!

What's going on ? He ran away.

Veiled switch.

Monseigneur, you are superb!

It's disgusting!

The Cursed Leg! Him again !

What will he do with my clothes?

And you, stop watching!

Hello, Eminence.

Captain?

Guard you!

I have orders to arrest the Pope.

You!

- But ... - It's an order!

Come on!

Guards, to arms!

The cursed leg hits you again.

Degraded as a cardinal, // tries to secrete / the pope.

C / nty guards on returnees.

The secret services, brigadier.

They finally understood that there are spies in Bagnacavallo.

You are no longer clever!

Do not touch this because of the current.

Services secrets, Bagnacavallo.

Secret code, you are my pass / on /

Marshal Righini,

he doesn't know anything about the code!

Brigadier Caputo, your orders.

Yes sir. I am alone.

I translate for you:

Syringe,

beans, boat, variety show,

harem, world map, mend,

Pooh !

Pig, Aristophanes,

hoola for happiness

poison,

bold.

Well received. At your service.

"Baron Anteo Pellacani is arriving today. Stop.

"He will go to his grandfather's funeral

"and will attend the reading of the will.

'09s! a provocative character,

We a / a droit Internationale, a / a gauche u / trapar / ementa / re

"et is certain / nes pu / ssances is trangéres.

"His bata / l / e name. '

"La Jambe maud/te. "

Bagnacavallo.

Gare de Bagnacavallo.

Correspondance pour Budrio, Molinella, Brisighella,

Crevalcore, Dozza, Conselice, Bertinoro, Godo.

Bagnacavallo.

Passengers for Molinella, Brisighella, Crevalcore,

Dozza, Conselice, Bertinoro, Godo.

Gare de Bagnacavallo.

A station master who does not speak English.

Is that ...

My ass! Is it like ga that you encourage tourism?

What representatives! Mongolians in slippers!

It's you, the Mongolian!

Leave her alone.

Pardon ?

It was he who arrested the Pope!

Let's not stay there!

We're going to talk about kicking in the ass!

He's a tyrant.

It's closed.

Au saint figu / er

Hurry up, moron!

Calm down.

Calm down.

Villa Pellacani. Lives !

At your service.

Long live the king !

- It came. I was right. -You veiled in beautiful sheets.

The cr / de Romagne. Fuck!

The funeral will begin.

I didn't care!

Hey, sergeant!

We need money!

Was there a coup here?

Qa va, brigadier?

Stop. How many?

As you want, but an expensive ride.

Open me. My secretary will pay you.

Monsieur le Baron, it would be better to enter the property by car.

Do we have a search warrant, Brigadier Caputo?

We don't set foot in my house!

Well sir.

The cow is huge! It feels like Lourdes.

My running shoes.

We won, races!

There is still all the equipment.

It's not bad here! With everything you told me ...

Shut up, moron!

As usual, you get upset because you know I'm right.

You can still talk, I like this place.

And me, it makes me want to throw up.

I'm going to tear you down all ga!

Is this where ga happened?

The hours of this flguier are counted.

The veil !

Yes finally !

The veiled, the blessed fig tree!

Saint Girolama, give us thanks.

We went to the sanctuary of the "Montagna spaccata",

we went to see the aunt

of Alberto the Blessed.

Heal her ...

It is very good.

Very good.

Come by.

The sanctuary of the "Spaccata Mountain"!

You implored the aunt of Alberto the blessed.

Why come here then?

The poor child is sick.

So that she heals. She has epilepsy.

So that the saint can heal her.

Outside ! Go outside!

This is my fig tree. Nobody touches it.

I told you...

Noble, 9a! What a pile of crap!

- Is it the owner? - A lot of shit!

If dest not believable, ga!

We are well advanced now!

If I had expected é ga!

What do we do now ?

We just have to take him to the doctor.

Anteo made us wait too long.

I will start reading, by skimming over the introduction.

"At the twilight of my life, I would like to help the poor people.

He is right...

Calm down, my pretty!

I am touched.

"My departure for celestial regions

"persuaded me to start today

"to help divine justice.

"The sacred shadow of this blessed tree,

"that I protected, just like my ancestors,

"inspired me forgiveness.

"Some people will probably blame me for this decision,

"but once close to God, I will not be afraid.

"I am partly responsible for what happened.

"I alone had the idea of ​​making my grandson Anteo climb ..."

Anteo !

"... on this tree and dest for that

"that I bear the burden of this fall,

"of this terrible upheaval

"which made him hate the Church

"and pushed to commit all these crimes ..."

It smells of singing ...

Continue!

Very good.

Lead a miserable life

"and sully the honor of our family

"in the press."

Renegade g

"I hope my gesture will bring peace to her heart.

"So I name my grandson Anteo Pellacani,

"The Cursed Leg,

"my universal heir,

"and entrusts him with the care

"of my most precious possession:

"the miraculous flguier.

"Bagnacavallo, le 13juillet, etc, etc."

That's all ?

Nothing but blah!

Its assets amount to 600 million lire.

The orchard, the villa and the rest.

The orchard, that dirty pig!

I am happy for Anteo.

I present to you Marilyn, au pair.

Veiled a will or you do n't even inherit a handful of figs.

Not bad, the double meaning. Huh, Marilyn?

Drive away this evil individual

who came to stir up trouble ...

among your sheep, amen.

It's easy ? This is the first time I have confessed here.

I tangled up the brushes and forgot

3 small sins and 2 more serious.

Goodbye.

CONFESSION FILMEE

At the beep, press the red button.

I a / d / t / e red.

§A did not work.

I knew how to tease Antonina.

This is what heats me up.

I read / a / b / in d / t to secrete, because / e on / s a ​​man, child / n.

34h good? Fa / s vo / r / '§ qule / le me d / t.

With that, we flew to e / le.

And as dhab / tude, we have finished / with the mate / as in the ba / gno / re.

J éu / sb / embarrassed. It seems / qubkest sin in the ba / gno / re.

I will send your answer and you will know.

My number: 2121.

Is it a sin, my father, in the ba / gno / re?

3 Pater, 2Ave, a Gloria. Good night.

I, Don Arioso, bless you.

It is done !

I'm going to burn you

create it,

clog your eustachian tubes,

burn your necks, reduce your pancreas to a booze,

tkextirper les 0 va / res e2 'to cut your tail.

You m lentends?

Cé / este Aida

Creature d / Wne

Who ...

You are on purpose to take the holes!

Next time, for her singing.

My throat is on fire.

You are not bad, as a specimen, you!

Come on, my little orangutan.

If I married you, first of all, because you have a beautiful voice,

second, because you are a beautiful "Scorpion"!

Forget about astrology!

I'm falling asleep. I'm going to bed.

What are you doing, blond?

And what do you want me to do?

Work, work! I lift my ass!

Here. It's for both.

If you only knew how the customers became!

They are more and more demanding.

Attention,

we have to line up.

Those of Taranto,

they send the goods and send Bibi who pays.

And the woodcock, do you think she woke up?

If my father had paid for my studies,

I would have become a philosopher.

Here, new occupants. Not bigots, hopefully!

Where are you going, fool!

Bigots, you talk!

- Who is the ? -Checco the rabbit!

And dest for what?

Sex.

I do not understand.

Is that so ? But don't worry.

Checco le lapin,

representative in Emilia-Romagna, of the company Sexe Sadomaso.

Sex!

Yes, dest ga!

Sit down while I open my little briefcase.

And here are our treasures!

I immediately surrounded you, you, you love everything that is small.

- What's this ? - Lipstick.

No, I don't want it.

No, I'm telling you.

- Look at those breasts. - Not bad.

A gorgeous and sexy black goddess.

With her little panties as a gift.

Not bad ! Great!

Do you want to touch her?

No ! We don't touch!

First, I want to see your boss. Between men, we understand each other.

Men, you talk! He can't even ...

- Men ... -Minute!

Reassure me. Your boss, wouldn't he be gay, by any chance?

I mean, a homosexual.

A pederast, what.

No, he's helpless.

How ga?

Powerless.

The specialist from Rome told him:

"(Test in the head."

And my boss: "No, dest le."

And the specialist from Rome: "In the head."

But you tell me

you're far from Fétre, eh?

You want,

You're itching, eh?

Oh yeah !

When I was little I had mumps

but ga had the opposite effect on me.

I'm engaged, you know.

- From behind ? - Yes.

But there, for you who please me.

Petazzoni? Asshole?

My coffee.

I heard strange noises. Have we entered the orchard?

No no. Phone.

I go.

Who was it ?

Uh ...

a representative of sacred objects.

- You kicked her ass? - Of course.

Here, the International Committee for Freedom from Insults.

Sorry, I would like to speak to Anteo.

Is it Eugenia?

My dear cousin, known as the Great Péteuse!

I recognized you by your breath.

Is that so ?

He recognized me.

How's it going, Anteo?

Wrong. And even worse.

Tomorrow evening, I pass ...

What about reunion? Tomorrow, I go to the theater.

No? And what are you doing?

You sing ? With mouth or ass? OR ga?

At the s / the feasts of Bagnaca val / o.

Do you remember when you put a screwdriver in my navel?

§a tkexc/ta/t?

And how.

I was operated on, you know. They put me in plastic.

Are you going to like this?

What about the aunts?

You canned them

or frozen?

No, they are in great shape. Well, tomorrow.

If I say yes, ga means no. And no, dest no.

Okay. But what do we say on these occasions?

Creve!

Thank you !

You are adorable!

A/ors...

Health !

Anteo and his naughty jokes!

What went well?

They discussed well, yes.

Ah finally ! Veiled Eugenia.

So, tell me.

It worked.

He will come ?

Was he nice?

He did not changed.

But less brilliant, more extinct ...

Can I dare heresy?

Go for it !

I feel he is vulnerable. Yes, vulnerable.

Vulnerable, my eye! The prison failed to calm him down.

We saw him in Saint-Pierre square in a cowboy,

to catch the Pope with a lasso.

He frequents the Moulin Rouge.

Yes, at the Moulin Rouge, disguised as an Italian cardinal.

And that requires everyone

a striptease, including from the director.

If it weren't for this holy place, I would have sent you to the devil!

Come on, keep calm.

Our motivations diverge, but the goal to reach

remains the same.

If we don't act quickly,

we're all gonna get screwed.

Not sure. We will organize ourselves

and fight this enemy of Christ.

We have a secret weapon.

Our victory depends entirely on this young girl.

Tire. Tire!

Shoot, executioner!

Come on, shoot!

This time, the good one.

How much has it grown in 5 years?

One millimeter.

It's not enough. Shoot again.

My God !

Was not the leg.

Do not worry. You have to know how to be patient.

By dint of pulling, it will be longer than the other.

Shut up, you asshole!

That's enough. I can't take any more. Quick, untie me,

son of a bitch!

My costume.

Black?

The White,

coumon!

I'm gonna go find these shits!

They will see what I can do!

You are happy

shit flguier!

Fool, you moron!

Did you understand what to do?

As soon as you take off your hat, I throw the grenade on the scene.

Good.

Isn't that dangerous?

It's nothing but a little bomb!

7th PARTY / VAL INTERNAL T / ONAL

I thought / s av / ra / me

Pu / s / e fa / known, my love and / h / understand / s

I nhva / s / ama / s gozité Wamour, happiness

You have he / um / born the course of my destiny

As mayor, I am very honored by your presence.

Not me.

He is a handsome man.

It doesn't help him.

He's not the cudgel!

He is the.

He is the ! Eugenia?

Present it well.

So...

The baron.

Advertise Eugenia!

I am ready !

I / saw like / look at me / t. I no longer introduce anyone.

// a /'a/r méchant /

I m 'goes / s /

I have to sing!

- I'm not staying! - The baron is calling.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we are happy to introduce you

a spectacle of national scope.

A Budrio,

we called it a Bear,

Medicine, of Watermelon,

ego ...

No, I won't tell you ...

The Chaudasse!

Make an ovation

our Bagnacavallo star,

Eugenia Bompani Pellacani!

I'm going to crack it.

Yours.

Dear Eugenia.

Hottie, hottie!

Not bad, cousin! Appetizing.

Stay polite. This is my family.

Written by foreign authors,

I'm going to play Sugar Blues for you.

- It's a beautiful song ? - Horrible!

Dedicated to the one who is back among us ...

A real disaster.

Eugenia, stop!

Do you know 0U is my wife?

Ah, not.

Look at me ga, sergeant.

So judge for yourself.

But what are you doing? Calm down.

Lower the curtain.

You've gone mad!

I'm not done ! Let me finish my song!

Shut up ! Shut up !

Shh, shut up.

They Applause.

They liked it. Wait.

They liked it! They applaud.

Bravo !

Superb!

I loved it ! What a magnificent spectacle!

- I hated it. - Exactly.

And the tour that we had prepared?

I was ready. I was waiting for your signal.

I didn't want her to stop.

I wanted to see this horror to the end.

And ga, what do I do with it?

Throw it to God.

On here?

Farewell.

Right in the target.

You missed it.

Good morning, Brigadier.

Beautiful day, is not it ?

Good walk.

Lemonade or Chinotto? Glass, straw, bottle?

A lemonade with two straws.

Good.

// we brought a package to the Sport bar.

The erotic d / sques sound! arr / vés /

This feels / es d / sques of Taranto. Are we going to be able to continue?

Point your nipples, ladies.

Let's start the first lesson.

Please / l / ez fire / l / be this // vret with attention.

On page 3, is the chapter we are interested in.

Do what the record says!

In your room, imagine that you are on a tram,

during nu / t rotations, surrounded by sleeping dbuvr / ers.

Souda / n, the tram stops.

A be / man climbs up.

Turn to the left and show your mouth.

// slestass / s been by you? Won /

This is not very vir / l.

// is very alone, because his wife is cheating on him with Mister John.

Mister John, poor man!

A / lez, cbsté you /

Put your hands down along your legs,

pu / s, in the center / ambe

and on the lower abdomen.

The vo / c / au n / veau de llestomac, pu / s des se / ns.

[They caress them,

crush them,

pull them,

offer them /

Secretly pass the tongue over the lips

and approach the man in a sensual manner.

Mr. John, I'm ready.

But no !

Anteo! Anteo!

You know, Anteo,

sometimes it makes me itch so much

how would you tear the skin off your hands.

Olé!

Olé!

F / dé / es de la sa / nte G / ro / ama du figu / er

Outside, the pilgrims!

- Outside ! - We have to open up.

I am the spokesman for the faithful of St. Girolama.

We are from Pamplona.

And me from Faenza. So, the saint, forget her.

Take care, sir.

Don't you know what's going on tonight?

Well, you'll tell me.

Every hundred years, on the night of August 24, the saint appears.

It will soon be midnight. Open up, sir. Open!

For our Blessed Virgin!

It's mathematical, sir. Mathematical !

She will appear tonight.

Believe me, the prophecy has never been denied.

It's mathematical. You have to believe in the prophecy.

Mathematical. I'm going to show you the prophecy.

He is coming ! lt is coming!

Pampe / a sa / ue la sa / nte G / ro / ama

Who is the ?

Wasn't the rifle enough for you?

She disappeared.

Cé / este Aida

Divine creature ...

lt's for you.

Canon, girls!

Are you still staying?

If I am not there, there is the other.

She is one of my colleagues. Very skilled.

- Looked. -As good as you?

If I am paid in cash, I will be right back.

We are going to pass

a good moment! Okay ?

I'm hot hot!

See you later, my bitches!

You are a joke, you!

Be careful.

- So ? - He might come back.

Damn it! Damn it !

Never seen such fizzy!

I never spent two days in a row in the same place

piss me off, without earning a single penny!

Damn!

It's my fault ? My ass is full!

But dest that our princess is drunk.

Explain to me how two girls like you,

her, with a big pair of tits

and you, with a golden cat,

you are not doing a round!

We didn't earn a single penny! With all the expenses we have.

I will be frank with you:

If ga go on like ga, my pretty, you know what I'm gonna do?

I'll send you to fuck off!

Watch out, the chef has spoken.

The veil.

Have you requested a saw?

Yes.

Okay.

Put yourself on it.

The.

- Are you the baron? -Yes why?

Qa it you can.

Qa sufflt, bullshit. At work !

You know, I too am in a hurry.

A little chick is waiting for me , to send me to 7th heaven.

Your butt stories don't interest me!

You are here to work! Move !

'In 726, the sa / nte G / ro / ama fi / tmartyr / sée by the barbarians ...

It is this tree.

And why ?

When I was 6, I had typhus.

Here, the antibiotics, we didn't even know what was in it.

I was bleeding out, can you imagine?

The doctors called her crazy, but my mother

took me here and made me touch the saint's tree.

And veiled me! Alive and healthy.

And I, miserable bflcheron, she destroyed me,

she and her cursed tree!

You see her, majambe. Look at it well. You like her?

To hell with your superstitions! Did you see what I'm carrying around?

Should I climb that tree and dance a mazurka?

Well no ! This accident, you see,

opened my eyes.

None of this is true, can you hear me? Nothing at all.

If you don't want me to pluck all your hair,

cut this tree into slices for me.

No way.

Non?

So I'll take care of it.

The instructions for use!

La notice...

All deflated here!

What is it, ga? What a piece of shit!

How does it work?

Do not touch !

Attention !

You'll see...

- Who's going? - Me.

Between.

Hi, Anteo.

Here, the Péteuse.

Health !

I brought you flowers. You men,

you don't care.

Field flowers.

It's hot. Open the window.

Qa goes, like ga?

I understood the meaning of this gesture.

You men!

But I'm serious.

I know, my dear little Eugenia.

Last night I attended my superb show,

only to see how,

you, your aunts and all of humanity,

were stupid.

But I was wrong.

You are not stupid, no, you are stupid !

However, on stage, at a certain moment,

you were so bad that you managed to please me.

- Really ? - I do.

I too had prepared a little surprise.

But I changed my mind.

It was not worth it.

Your voice was so disgusting that it became sublime.

Aren't you kidding me?

Of course not. I swear to you.

On your head. And on those of your aunts.

As long as you tire tonight, at 9 p.m., just after Carosel / o.

Swear the priest will die too!

Rather twice than once, the priest. Are you satisfied?

Yes very.

What about your arm?

While trying to bring down statues in churches,

that we complete against the pope

or that we want to flood the Place Saint-Pierre,

a poor guy can't get rid of a tree!

I'm going, if you don't mind.

On the contrary, ga makes me happy. Go fen.

- Okay. -Go!

You dhysterical!

- Marquis? - I am listening to you, dear baron.

Do you see the green spot?

- OR ? -After the river.

Not good. I only see the river.

You have to get away from the river.

It's impossible. We are moving away from the fixed objective.

My peasants must be the first to receive the message.

Thank you, dear baron.

Go to this spot.

- The monarchical party thanks you. - Qa goes.

Your idea of ​​leaflets is absolutely sensational!

"Peasants, you work for a president.

"It would be nobler to work for a king."

By the way, do you have the leaflets?

Yes, the veiled.

Towards the green spot.

A moment.

Where are you going ? Get off.

Get off, I tell you! From the bottom.

Please !

Okay. Don't hit me.

- WHERE did you learn to fly? -Voiled, baron.

Look. I go down.

The descent, dest my strong point.

You are someone nice, original.

I like it.

I am the 1st aviator to have been dropped on the Piave.

I'm not interested, your bullshit! Go to the spot!

Okay, here I go.

Onyest?

Attention !

You are a traitor!

And you, a moron.

- Anarchic. - Shit!

Watch your language.

And you know what, Marquis? I will do the same with you.

But what are you doing? No, don't open!

Do not open. My God !

Will make you see ! fool!

You don't deserve us!

I'll tell King Umberto!

We arrived.

- Thank you. -You're welcome.

Who is dead ?

The bell ringer.

He jumped to protest against daylight saving time.

What is this smoke?

Motus. I never rode with you.

Yes, do not worry, dear baron.

Even Casanova did not go to her parachute appointments.

Miss Eugenia will not know.

Not a word of it all, eh?

- Me, yes, but the dead man? - Lunotti?

Hey, Lunotti? Motus and sewn mouth.

We will sing a little song and neither seen nor known!

O ', my beautiful region of Romagna ...

Who is the ? Show yourself or I shoot!

Gosh !

Monsieur le baron?

There was an air attack: a bomb.

She made a hole two meters wide!

Broken windows, barn fire, no casualties.

What should I do ?

Go to bed, asshole!

At your service ! But I prefer to stand guard.

He slept.

Who was it ?

A parachute ?

I succeeded, damn flguier!

No, dest impossible.

I missed it again.

I'll show you!

No ! I'm not doing anything wrong.

Still you.

Who are you ?

Me ? I am leaving.

Your name.

Everyone knows me in the region.

Some say "majolica", others say "my doll",

"la vedette".

- Those who need me ... - And "holy"?

"Holy"? Yes, I have already been told.

How do you know ?

Girolama ...

Girolama!

My God...

Girolama, dest the first time.

Shouldn't come. Why is this happening to me?

Come on, please.

Because of my sins, my vices, my lack of ...

I should have repented ...

Come on, stop.

I do not support. You're welcome.

You will make me cry.

I never hurt anyone.

On the contrary, men, I do them good.

So, you have to do me good too!

I need you...

You need me ?

Yes, Girolama.

To think that I almost bombed you.

Bombard me!

Promise me you'll come back.

I would like to, but he doesn't want to.

Him ? Him again ? Always Him? I always hated Him!

Him whom I have always insulted, fought,

damn...

I can't live like a ga anymore. I repent, I repent.

Don't you understand? Without you, my life is over.

Aren't you kidding me?

Tomorrow, won't you have changed your mind?

I would never allow myself.

Where the hell are you?

And shit, with what they cost me!

If it happens, I was killed.

Answer me, at least!

What a pain !

When we call, you answer!

Nice education!

She is le. She didn't even earn a thousand lire.

It completely went out, you know.

It's not fair. She is going for a walk, on the pretext that she is pregnant.

If she has a job, she owes it to me.

She didn't even know how to jig!

Well. I'll go talk to her.

We're well off, for me telling you.

Ah, Yes le.

I've been looking for you all evening.

The youngster, he came by, but was not ready.

Turn that thing off for me.

That makes me sick.

Brothel! Silvana, today, she made 26,000 lire.

And you ?

Nothing.

Well, well done! Better and better.

I'll end up dropping you.

The other, who plays the big nerves.

And you, tonight!

You're all weird.

Come on.

Come on, beautiful Sagittarius.

It's well known,

with the Fish, you do not argue.

Help me !

- It's nothing. Just that tonight ... - Tonight?

I did not have the head éga.

Speak ! The other will land.

I wanted to ask you something.

There are, how to say, men ...

who expect something else from me?

Hey there, majolica! Let it be clear.

You have to go with all of them.

I can't do it anymore, veiled.

Earlier, I wanted figs.

I have the impression that it is wrong.

Qa can you?

But no. You have the body of a goddess.

If my father was le ... He was a tough man.

He fucked you quickly.

- You remember him? - No.

My dad, no one remembers that.

You know what ?

Last night,

I felt the baby move.

I wanted to wake you up, but Silvana was between us.

So, I said to myself:

I'm going to take her to see the world.

I found myself in a beautiful garden.

Green everywhere, trees.

And figs evolved!

- And tonight ... -That's enough for me.

Come sleep.

Undress-toL.

Don't tell him anything, she. She's stupid.

Come on, let's get naked ...

And tomorrow, at work!

Silvana ?

Three thousand more.

Well done, my little Silvana. Hello !

Look at it like a great fate when you get along well.

The whole family is together.

You know that the Treviso girl died Évigevano?

She leaves a ten- room bourgeois apartment .

Spring beds, bidets.

And even a crate. A white box.

I can see you well behind the box.

White and black, what a beautiful contrast.

Come on, come to bed.

And for you, the most beautiful room.

Only luxury customers. High class.

Architects,

some admirals ...

Damn, 0U could I get 80 million?

That would be great ! We could bring Lalla,

Iris, Bibiche, Sambuca.

We can dream.

Wide awake ?

When you want.

No, today, ga will.

Shall we not shave? What about your coffee?

No thanks.

He said thank you!

You will clean everything and put it back.

As it used to be.

- You understood? -Yes.

The candlesticks, standing.

And the votive offerings must shine.

Are you sure you're okay?

We can reset ga.

Please excuse me.

- A telegram. -Whose?

To His Holiness, the Pope.

- Rue de la Conciliation. - Postal code ?

You should know it!

Your text?

"Overwhelmed by doubt,

"Tinvoque

"temporarily

"the suspension ... of our reciprocal curses."

- Signed? - The Cursed Leg.

The Cursed Leg.

1,200 lire. In liquid.

Next.

- A telegram. -Whose?

- A telegram. -Whose?

Gunner Benito Bruni.

Caserne Mameli, Udine.

"House burnt down.

"Bétes parties.

"Dead mom.

"Everything is fine. Goodbye. Daddy."

Rino, you have to go to Rome, to the Vatican. It's understood ?

Not in San Marino, okay?

Not over there, over there.

En route!

Stop! Stop this telegram!

I will have it !

Too late.

I missed it.

Bompani sisters?

Lovely, Eugenia.

Hi, Anteo.

You look different. Do you want to be pretty?

There is change, aunt.

This will sound weird to you, but I'm leaving zero.

Don Arioso, I need to talk to you.

Once married, I will cook her ...

You're badly off.

Praise be to God.

- What did he want? - Confess.

No g

Eugenia is ready.

Tomorrow night we will deliver the decisive blow.

But he wants to redeem himself.

The only way to be sure that he will marry him is:

we make the recording listen to the right people.

He will no longer be able to play around.

Before he transformed this holy place into a veritable dumping ground.

Come on, you play, my doll.

The priest tonight

we forget it, huh?

Can't he resist me?

Of course not. Go ahead, my doll.

Remember: you speak loudly. Okay ?

Yes. And I point the nipples!

It's ga.

We take a direct hold.

Yes !

Anteo !

Eugenia! What do you want ?

Seduce you.

What do you want ?

Seduce you, Anteo.

Maturity retro, Satana!

Look at me.

Va-fen!

Mister John,

I am ready.

Non.

I'm suffocating!

Lacerate my flesh!

Get out! Kind of whore!

You are sin!

Leave this holy place!

The flguier is watching you! Go fen.

Sweet Jesus !

Don Arioso ?

I was perfect. I'm sure he's going to marry me.

Don't yell, idiot.

He has to marry me.

We compromised him.

Point your nipples, ladies, point your nipples!

Stop !

Okay.

I'll say two words to them. They think they are in EasyR / der.

Papers, please!

We do not cross an agglomeration

at such speed.

My father, I beg your pardon.

I took you for someone else. Is she with you?

Who ? This one?

Yes.

I took her for a ride.

Go for it. You have more hassle than we do.

Was the priest, with his daughter. He was giving her a ride.

Okay.

Good evening. Where is your friend? It's for an orgy.

An orgy? We can do it together.

Orgy, edeux? You're talking nonsense !

Come on, let's go!

Poor fool, go!

- So ? -It's bad luck!

Why ?

I had to say no to villains all evening.

- Have you seen her? - No.

Neither do I.

This holy nitouche must have its little tricks.

I can't believe it, damn it!

She's serious, otherwise I wouldn't have married her.

If that's what you think.

We arrived here é 21 pm both.

I said, "Qa quail!", No answer.

"How about we collect some wood?" Silence.

"WHERE did your tongue go?" She didn't even send me out for a walk.

She left over there without a word.

Wait a bit.

Where you go ? You will disappear in your turn.

Leave me alone!

We are in beautiful sheets!

Cé / este Aida

Divine creature ...

Are you really sure?

Absolutely, Saint Girolama.

I do not understand you. You say weird things.

Because I am a sinner, the greatest of sinners.

No, you look good.

Well me ? A real carrion, yes!

I will become good, if you agree to help me.

You see,

I want to wash away all my sins,

repair the damage I did to the fig tree, etoi.

This will seem weird to you

but for the first time I manage to communicate with ...

- With? -With a woman.

You are a woman.

You are a saint, but female.

Is not it ?

You know...

with women ...

I still have...

- I can smoke? - Of course.

Je n'aijamais su ...

Women, I have always hated them, veiled.

But it wasn't their fault.

No, owned mine.

In fact, I never succeeded ...

You understand?

Of course, you understand.

What I mean...

I am virgin.

Have you ever done Famour?

Never.

Women have always scared me.

But with you, it's different.

With you I could ...

You could ?

Yes I know.

I must first do penance, to start from scratch.

What can I do ? Please help me.

I'm rich, I can ...

No, I don't want anything from you. I like to come here, veiled everything.

Yes, someone like you, Fargent ... I could take orders.

You are crazy!

Don't ask me to marry Eugenia, the Farther.

Why ?

A handsome man like you, rich, distinguished.

Why would you marry a fart?

It is better to be alone.

Alone, you're right.

But with you.

Yes. Alone with me.

Don't you want another one?

And why do ?

That's right, what for?

The two of us, perfect.

You, you are a saint,

and I am a virgin.

- You do your little business! - No.

I'm going to kill you !

Fucking you!

Stop !

Take it!

- You traitor! - No.

Wait for me to show you!

Take it!

Little shit!

You and that pig! It drives me crazy.

I'm going to starch!

Bitch g

For him, ga does nothing. Yes...

For him. Hit me for him.

For him.

Reassure me. Isn't that serious?

- Yes.

For him...

And now,

you will tell me everything.

You're in luck. I found.

G / ro / ama et / e figu / er, myfhes etréa / ités, de Mr Spatacca

or the 101 miracles of the fig / er.

Lé, there are pictures.

I'll take a look at it.

You're welcome. I'll have a drink.

I want to know more about the history ... of this place.

Is it the saint?

In person.

Girolama?

How beautiful you are tonight.

You see, I have come, sinner baron.

Yes, sinner. I am a sinner.

You do well to remind me, but I'm more ...

I know everything.

So listen to me carefully:

first, promise me not to tell anyone.

It's sworn.

Perfect. I don't want to influence, but there is a certain ...

Zito Piromallo.

A certain Zito Piromallo.

He looks like a human being,

but in reality he is one of our superiors.

It's an angel ?

An angel, exactly. One of the best and trusted.

Tonight.

He wants to see you tonight at La Passera nightclub.

If you want to repent of the sins that you have committed until now,

he will take care of you.

But motus and sewn mouth.

Very well, I will go.

But first, I want to receive your blessing.

Place in the mazurka, acrobatic dance in vogue!

Champions from everywhere,

applaud our Turin couple.

The couple number 26, eliminated.

Number 45, eliminated.

Offered by one of our customers, le-bas.

"Go to the bathroom when they sing Fas / nes / on."

Couple number 25, thank you!

Couple number 23, eliminated.

Leave the track.

Sorry.

Sorry, Mr. Beghini.

Well done to our champion couple!

Well done ! We applaud them.

Big commission?

No, little one.

Do you prefer all at once or staggered?

Pardon ?

Do you want Girolama to forgive you all at once?

If possible, all at once.

Damn, I swear!

A girl with one of these asses

and a pair of tits!

What?

I beg your pardon for my somewhat vulgar language,

but I don't want to arouse suspicion.

- Do we do the emergency procedure? - Yes.

So let's see ...

Attention, I prefer to warn you.

Girolama is a bit old.

She doesn't want anything.

Of course, there are some who demand a lot:

churches, statues.

But she, nothing at all.

It would be good...

to give him a little gift.

Of course !

I don't know, for example ... a watch.

And even more.

What is 9a costing you, a watch?

It may seem weird to you,

but in paradise too, we care about everything.

If you want my opinion, Girolama is wrong to be like ga,

not to demand anything.

If I didn't shake it a little bit from time to time.

I know.

Tell me the truth, Pellacani. She likes you, Girolama.

Well, give him a convent.

She doesn't want to, but she deserves it.

You know, I already thought of a name:

the Sisters of the Fig Tree.

It's wonderful: the Sisters of the Fig tree.

It is very beautiful.

There is a very nice apartment in the center of Vigevano.

Ten rooms, no concierge, large beds, bidets.

A friend I trust would take care of the accounting.

It would suffice ... a dozen girls.

Nowadays, dest is easy to find. And then, I'm in the business.

All of them should just have ... you know ...

- The faith. - Exactly!

Listen.

One hundred million lire is enough. Eighty, even.

- With the furniture ... - Yes.

Laundry...

Everything that's necessary.

I am on it,

but 80 million is a good sum.

I don't know if I have them.

And then, are you sure that Girolama wants this convent?

Sure and certain. It was she who told me.

I ask you, because the poor

never dared to ask you herself.

80 millions !

In cash.

My dear Anteo, dest a lot, 80 million.

Looks like you're talking about melons.

And then these lands are not worth much.

There is only the villa and the orchard.

No, not the orchard.

Even less, then.

Your grandfather left you 5 farms, houses and walls.

I'll try to see if anyone is interested in ga.

But don't kid yourself. I promise you nothing.

You quickly got bored. WHERE do you want to go now?

Nowhere.

So why sell?

The Sisters of the Fig tree.

- Sorry ? - Fig tree.

You will see the face they are going to make, the other saints.

I went to the notary. I sold everything.

He demanded a drawback.

But ga will go. I will sell the money,

the furniture.

Thank you.

I only have the fig tree left.

And you.

I will stay here until the end.

Are you happy

I will be when you finish your penance.

It couldn't have ended better.

What do you think of my installation? Not bad !

Too bad I can't tell this story.

Tell me, do you believe in saints?

Pardieu! Now that you've done a miracle for us.

Who will know what image people have of saints?

Yet dest something natural, which comes as ga.

We don't even notice it.

Oest-é-dire?

Nothing changes: we are always sleepy, hungry.

And if you're pregnant, you're still nauseous.

Please stand up.

Table,

column,

board,

statue.

Stop. I don't sell it.

Well. We can close.

Here we go, guys!

Goodbye !

Farewell, Petazzoni.

I will no longer call you asshole. That's enough, the reproaches, the orders.

You are free.

You're firing me, though.

- I'm not firing you. - No?

I release you.

Take flight, like a chaffinch.

One minute, Petazzoni.

Do you like the statue?

- You want it? -Yes.

It is yours.

But beware...

T'as pris Fargent, fespere!

And how !

On the way ! Vigevano, we veiled! Is everyone there?

Too bad for those who stay!

Bye-bye, Bagnacavallo !

Wait for me.

And veiled our saint,

protector of trailers and girls of joy!

Veiled the files.

Did you find them?

Of course.

It's him ?

I feel like I'm going to be promoted to marshal.

I would even say more: colonel.

You see, you have found it. The other, dest Silvana.

The Good Samaritan!

Keep your humor. Write.

- Carry on. - Yes.

Like I told you, I ran away,

because I could do more.

At first, I didn't want to ... I didn't understand anything.

My husband had hit me, the other was supporting him.

My husband and the baron saw each other at the La Passera club.

This is where this poor man got bamboozled.

When we fled, I thought ...

and I told myself that the baron might not get over it.

I learned that he had gone mad.

So I came back ...

to confess everything.

Do something.

We couldn't give it back

at least a part of Fargent ... that they have him ... that they stole from him?

You know where they are, dest easy.

In Vigevano, in a brothel,

Where did you lead the high life with the Baron's Money ?

Let's go, éVigevano!

We are moving !

We're not going to spend the day listening to you talk

of that asshole!

He became crazy. Every evening he goes under the fig tree.

He speaks to spirits.

He's talking a lot of bullshit. He no longer has his whole head.

Finally !

Come on.

Go easy, madam,

we take care of these lads.

We are taking care of it.

Thank you. I told you everything I know.

Have a good Christmas and happy end of pregnancy.

How would you like to be your place.

Come on, don't worry.

Why do you like comets so much ?

They taste the same as the hosts.

Come home now, Anteo.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Keep the faith. - Yes.

Good evening, Elide.

Veiled, I arrive.

Hush, the sisters will get angry if I enter through the large gate.

With this snow, I had to stock up on supplies.

I imagine what kind of provisions. Adapted to the weather.

When you were here, you did not open anyone.

Now that you've sold,

you think you can come and go as you please.

Your aunts receive. A word of advice, don't be seen.

A cool bottle.

We finally made it!

I am so happy for Anteo.

Come on, courage, reverend!

- Speak. - The timing is right.

Yes !

Do you really want it?

Of course.

I see clearly in you. You fear nothing and no one.

Above all, the two witches.

Congratulations!

You veiled satisfied. You are housed.

No one thinks of the orchard anymore.

He drank too much.

You got me, with your history of fighting the demon.

What demon?

Who should I be afraid of?

Do not go.

Now I know.

Go on, I'm leaving.

Stay, Elide has prepared a stuffed guinea fowl.

With big truffles like ga!

No thanks. Another time maybe.

I feel bad.

Come on, Don Arioso.

Good evening, Anteo.

I was sure you would come back.

I had set the alarm clock.

But I had a nightmare.

I have trouble digesting comets in winter.

I dreamed that you were not a saint.

Tell me it's not true.

Tell me I can trust you.

You know very well that saints can be trusted.

Yes.

- My God ! Help ! - No.

- Help me ! - What is it ?

- No! -My God!

Girolama!

- Help me sit down. - Yes.

I touch her! I touch her!

God's goodness !

Jesus, Mary!

Come on, Girolama.

Don't say ga.

You are a saint.

Do something. I need help.

Help can only come from you. You are a saint. Work a miracle.

You speak of a miracle!

Go get a doctor!

Go get a doctor!

Please.

Quickly.

Help !

You cannot enter!

Stop!

She is not well.

It is the saint.

- Stop! - She's not good.

Not good...

The saint is not good.

He became crazy.

Do not stay planted there. Do something. She is feeling bad.

The Nativity.

My God !

My God, what a story.

Girolama.

What happened ?

She gave birth to him under the fig tree like a saint.

But then...

Let's cover it.

No Please. No...

She is dead.

The poor.

Doctor, do something.

It is better to leave everything as it is, do not touch anything.

What do you say ?

Let's take care of the baby ...

It's mine ! Mine.

Anteo, you don't have the right.

- What is he doing? - ll Woman.

He can not. He is the child of the miracle.

What a tyrant.

And bad, on top of that.

WHERE are you taking this child?

He won't go far.

It's mine.

Mine.

What are you doing ? Let him go.

We need miracles, we need miracles .

This place has always belonged to the Church and it should not change.

It is not something earthly, but divine.

You understand ?

It's a miracle.

A miracle.

Is this where there was a miracle?

Villa Pellacani, please?

They go to see the fig tree.

Where is the saint? I want to see her.

My son too, you know,

he was miraculous.

What is this mess ?

Who dest, this one?

Come on, don't brag.

I told you not to go through it.

I don't care, saint! Wiggle, the front!

Shit, then!

Is it true that she died?

It is 0U, this flguier?

Adaptation : Cyrine MAMI

Subtitles ; LIGHTNING vmEo