Original subtitles

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[ Static ]

One: This is how it always begins.

That one's yours? Yes.

Our first. Lucky!

I can't get off the ferry without tripping

over another one. [ Chuckles ]

Well, I should get back to Yui.

Looks like we got a couple more PL kids on our hands, huh?

We're over in Cranberry, where are you guys?

[ Static ]

Augh!

And one for you.

Aw, thank you, Min-Gi.

Are you sure you don't want your viola instead of that toy?

It's a proper instrument.

Min-Gi!

Did everybody get one?

Mm-hmm!

- Aah! - Stop touching me! Ugh.

Can we get this over with already?

Ready?

Heh-heh!

Heh-heh!

Ah! [ Microphone feedback ]

5-6-11-12!

♪ I'm gonna dress my cat in a toque! ♪

♪ I'm gonna dress my dog in a toque! ♪

♪ I'm gonna dress my cat in a toque! ♪

♪ I'm gonna dress my dog in a toque! ♪

♪ I'm gonna dress my cat in a toque! ♪

♪ I'm gonna dress my dog in a toque! ♪

Hey, get off me! Go away!

♪ I'm gonna dress my cat in a toque! ♪

♪ I'm gonna dress my dog in a toque! ♪

♪ I'm gonna dress my cat in a toque! ♪

♪ I'm gonna dress my dog in a toque ♪

♪ I'm gonna dress my cat in a toque! ♪

And after we're famous in Canada,

which'll probably only take a few months,

probably, we'll take my dad's van across the border...

Your dad'll never let you drive it!

He will.

And then we'll become rockstars and play...

New York City!

Our lives are gonna be great. Oh, yeah.

That is... if the world isn't destroyed

by The Worm first!

[ Both laugh ]

[ Guitar playing ]

Oh, I almost forgot!

You ready for battle?

What? Maybe?

Why?

Uh... says you have to be in grade 12.

Whaaat? We could just lie.

No! Okay.

They're not ready for Nevsky and the Prospekts anyway.

Wait, I thought we were gonna call ourselves

Chicken Choice Judy?

It's just not a proper band name.

[ Doorbell rings ]

Min-Gi! Your viola teacher is here.

Ryan, it's time to leave.

I packed you some oranges.

Oh, I don't need any oranges. Thank you.

Aigoooo, you should eat oranges. They are very healthy for you!

Here, fresh oranges. They're very good for you.

Uhhhh...

[ Audience cheering ]

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Where've you been, man? We're almost on!

Sorry. I was, I...

have something for you.

Ha!

Amazing! [ Groans ]

Another round of applause for Puppy Academy!

Oh, dude! My dad said we could have the van,

so after we graduate we're going on the road!

Wait, when?! Next week!

You still have a week to pack.

To pack my whole life?! Why didn't you tell me?

I'm telling you right now.

This was always the plan!

B-B-But...

Coming up next, it's...

uh... a band without a name...

Chicken Choice Judy!

Uh, okay.

Chicken Choice Judy!

You ready, Min?

Min?

Hey, you're up!

Where's your buddy?

I...

don't know...

[ Panting ]

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[ Panting ]

♪ Some people say ♪

♪ A smile is just an upside-down frown ♪

♪ But me, I know the truth ♪

I asked for eggs over hard!

These are medium at best.

Sorry, I'll get you a new plate.

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[ Sighs ]

♪ We're going straight to the top ♪

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♪ Yeah, we're gonna live on the sun ♪

[ Beeping ]

[ Knock on door ] [ Gasps ]

[ Toilet flushes ]

♪ Whoo, we're going straight to the top ♪

♪ And we're gonna have fun ♪

[ Light applause ]

Isn't it time to put that away?

How are your university applications going, honey?

[ Sighs ]

Hey guys, I'm Ryan, but for the next 15 minutes,

you'll be hearing the sick licks of Gage.

♪ What's got four wheels and a groovy sputter? ♪

♪ My dad's van, my dad's van ♪

♪ What's got peeling paint and a photo of my mother? ♪

♪ My dad's van, my dad's van ♪ [ Beeping rhythmically ]

♪ Windows rolled down, steering wheel's hot ♪

♪ My dad's van is everything you're not ♪

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I'm sorry.

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[ Sighs ] Congratulations, Min-Gi.

[ Chuckles ] Good job!

It's over, Ryan! Ugh!

[ Groans ]

Wow, thanks for the van.

But I'm still breaking up with you.

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[ Sighs ]

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Fella over there didn't finish his browns,

so I'm taking 'em.

Night, Min-gee.

It's Gi!

Hard G.

[ Sighs ]

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[ Gasps ]

Ryan?

Just, uh, give me a sec.

Gotta close out.

No, yeah, take your time.

Wow, shift manager.

Even got a framed photo and everything.

Oops. [ Chuckles ]

You think that's gnarly?

Check these out.

Keys to the Dumpty Kingdom.

[ Both laugh ]

Yeah, I thought writing lyrics was gonna be hard,

but it's super easy!

You've just gotta make it rhyme.

When your parents said you'd be here,

I kinda thought you'd be eating...

not working.

Well, I mean, I also eat here.

so you were sorta right?

So how are your...

I've got a show in New York!

Like, a real life, actual show in a couple days,

just like we talked about in this booth

back in middle school.

It was that booth.

Are you sure it was that one? Yep. That booth.

Okay, well I'm going tonight,

and I think you should come with.

Chicken Choice Judy rides again!

We can do it, together, and...

Ryan, I can't.

But music's what we always wanted!

It's what you always wanted.

I got into uni. I'm gonna major in finance

with an emphasis on risk assessment.

Oh. You excited?

Ryan, I'm sorry, but I can't just leave on a whim.

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Come on, Ryan.

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Ryan?

Ryan!

[ Laughs ] Whoo!

This isn't funny! I have to lock up!

If you won't follow your dreams, then I'll make 'ya!

Horace: Follow your dreams somewhere people aren't sleeping!

[ Both panting ]

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[ Laughs ]

Ryan, no!

[ Laughs ]

Ryan!

Uh, 'scuse me, sorry.

Uh, I just gotta get over to him.

He has my keys.

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[ Groans ]

[ Panting ]

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[ Both gasp ]

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Mnh-mnh.

[ Gasps ] Ryan!

[ Crackling ]

[ Portle warbling ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Crackling ]

[ Static ]

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Two in one?

What is this, some sort of destiny rubbish?

No, it is mathematics, Amelia.

My algorithms are designed to account

for a statistical probability

that anything can happen on the train.

Anything?

It depends, of course.

But even if the odds are highly improbable,

given enough time, yes.

Anything.

But once these two arrive at their seat,

it is up to them to sort things out.

And if they don't?

Then they die here.

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