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>> HEY. I'M ON MY WAY HOME.
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I JUST HAVE TO STOP OFF AND PICK
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UP SOME GROCERIES.
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UH, GIVE ME A CALL IF YOU HEAR
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BACK.
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I CAN PICK UP THE DRY CLEANING.
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HEY, PAUL, I WAS JUST CALLING
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YOU.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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NO, NO, I HAD A CLIENT MEETING
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OUTSIDE, SO I'M OUT OF THE
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OFFICE.
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I'M AT, UH...
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WHAT?
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AGAIN?
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NO. NO, NO. NO, NO.
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IT'S OKAY.
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YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GONNA HAVE
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THE HORRIBLE EVENING.
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GOD, THAT AUDIT IS GOING ON
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FOREVER.
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AH. NO, I WON'T WAIT UP FOR YOU.
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I'LL PROBABLY JUST FALL ASLEEPU.
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IN FRONT OF THE TV.
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OKAY. BYE-BYE.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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>> HI. TABLE FOR ONE?
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>> OH, NO. [ CHUCKLES ]
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NO, I JUST WANT TO TAKE OUT.
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UM, DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT
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CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH THE CRUSHED
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ALMONDS?
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>> YES.
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>> MY HUSBAND USED TO LOVE THAT.
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IF I COULD GET A TAKEOUT FOR
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TWO, THAT'D BE GREAT.
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>> I'LL CHECK IF WE HAVE ANY
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LEFT.
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I'M SO SORRY.
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WE JUST SOLD OUR LAST...
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SLICE.
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>> [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
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[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
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>> HELLO?
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>> SORRY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME
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OVER ME, BUT, UM, I JUST FORGOT
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WHAT TIME YOU SAID YOU WOULD BE
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HOME.
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>> LATE.
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>> OH. LATE.
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YEAH. RIGHT.
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OKAY.
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WELL, LET ME LET YOU GET BACK TO
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YOUR AUDIT.
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OKAY.
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>> I'M GONNA GO.
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>> [ Spanish accent ] WHAT?
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>> [ GASPS ] OH. OH, MY GOD.
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[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD.
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[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD!
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>> PAUL.
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>> [ GASPS ]
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>> PAUL, WAIT!
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YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS?!
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>> STOP IT, LUCY.
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>> YOU'RE -- PAUL, YOU CAN'T GO!
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>> STOP IT.
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>> [ GASPS ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
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>> LADY, ARE YOU BUYING
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SOMETHING?
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>> UH, Y-YES. SURE, SURE.
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>> WHAT?
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>> UH, A NEWSPAPER.
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[ BELL CHIMES, DOOR CLOSES ]
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>> HI.
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>> [ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]
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>> HUH?
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>> [ SOBS ] A ROPE.
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>> WHAT?
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>> A rope.
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>> HEY, UH, W-WHAT IS SHE
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SAYING?
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>> MM.
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>> [ CRYING ]
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>> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
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>> I WANT...
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>> HEY, W-WHAT IS SHE SAYING?
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>> [ WHIMPERS ]
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>> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
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>> [ Sobbing ] I WANT A ROPE!
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[ SNIFFLES ]
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I WANT A ROPE.
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>> UH...A ROPE.
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>> A ROPE?
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OKEYDOKEY.
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ONE ROPE IS COMING UP.
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IS IT A GOOD LENGTH?
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>> YEAH. [ SNIFFLES ]
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AND I'LL TAKE THIS, TOO.
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>> OH, NO, NO.
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LISTEN, THIS IS NOT FOR SALE.
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>> HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?
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>> I'M SAVING IT FOR TONIGHT
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BECAUSE --
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>> JUST TAKE IT.
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WHO CARES?
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[ BELL CHIMES ]
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>> SHE GAVE YOU OVER $200.
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WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?
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>> WHAT CAN I SAY?
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PEOPLE LIKE ME.
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>> WHAT ON EARTH WOULD SHE WANT
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A ROPE FOR?
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>> UH, ARE YOU GONNA PAY FOR
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THAT?
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>> [ SOBBING ]
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[ WHIMPERING ]
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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[ CRYING CONTINUES ]
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[ KEYS JINGLING ]
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[ LATCH RATTLING ]
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>> UM, EXCU-- UH, ARE YOU
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ALL RIGHT?
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>> WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
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[ SOBBING ]
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>> UH...
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[ KNOCKS ON DOOR ]
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>> YEAH?
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>> I -- UH, W-WE JUST MET IN THE
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HALLWAY JUST NOW, AND, UH, I-I
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THINK I SAW YOU EARLIER IN THE
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STORE, AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE
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SURE THAT YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
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>> I'M FINE.
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>> OKAY.
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BUT YOU -- YOU DON'T SEEM FINE.
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>> I'M FINE!
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>> SORRY.
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>> [ SOBBING ]
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>> UM...
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OKAY.
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UH, LISTEN.
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THIS IS GONNA SOUND REALLY
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STRANGE, BUT HOW DO I KNOW THAT
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YOU'RE NOT STANDING ON A CHAIR
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WITH A NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECK?
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I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY DON'T
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WANT TO GET INVOLVED, BUT...
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>> [ SOBBING ]
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>> OH!
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OH. OH. OH, GOOD GOD.
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UH...OKAY.
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IT'S -- IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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>> [ Sobbing ] NOTHING IS EVER
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GONNA BE ALL RIGHT AGAIN.
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EVER.
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>> OH, UH, NO.
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STOP THAT.
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STOP -- Y-YOUNG LADY, STOP.
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STOP. STOP DRINKING.
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GIVE ME THAT.
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I'LL JUST -- I'LL GET YOU SOME
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WATER.
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UH, ALCOHOL IS A DEPRESSANT.
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IT'S THE LAST THING IN THE WORLD
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YOU NEED RIGHT NOW.
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>> Y-YOU'RE, LIKE, THE NICEST
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PERSON I'VE EVER MET.
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS FOR A
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COMPLETE STRANGER?
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>> OH, WELL, ENOUGH ABOUT ME.
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UM...OKAY.
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UH, SO...
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WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKE YOU SO...
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SAD?
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>> I CAN'T -- I CAN'T TALK ABOUT
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IT.
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>> OH, WELL, SOMETIMES IT'S GOOD
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TO TALK.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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>> NO, REALLY OPEN UP -- SPILL
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OUT ALL THE GORY DETAILS.
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>> I'M ITCHING TO.
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>> I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE.
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>> THERE'S THIS MAN.
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>> AH!
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>> I LOVE HIM.
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>> UH-HUH.
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>> AND I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
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GET MARRIED, HAVE CHILDREN, A
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LIFE TOGETHER, BUT...
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>> BUT?
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>> IF I TELL YOU THIS, YOU'RE
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NOT GONNA LIKE ME ANYMORE.
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>> OH, WELL, I'M SURE I'LL LIKE
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YOU JUST AS MUCH AS I...LIKE YOU
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RIGHT NOW.
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>> ARE YOU MARRIED?
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>> UH, YES.
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BUT I'M A BIG GIRL.
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>> HE'S MARRIED, TOO.
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>> SMALL WORLD.
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>> BUT HE DOESN'T LOVE HIS WIFE.
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PAUL AND HER GOT MARRIED WHEN
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THEY WERE PRACTICALLY CHILDREN,
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AND IT HASN'T MEANT ANYTHING IN
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YEARS, SO I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA
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LEAVE HER.
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BUT TONIGHT SHE KEPT PHONING AND
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PHONING, AND HE THOUGHT SHE
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SOUNDED SUSPICIOUS.
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SO HE SAID HE HAD TO GO HOME
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BEFORE SHE CHECKED UP ON HIS
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ALIBI, AND I SAID, "WELL, WHY
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NOT TELL HER THE TRUTH?"
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RIGHT?
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ISN'T IT MEANER TO LET HER THINK
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SHE'S PARANOID AND THEN IN A
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MONTH SAY, "GUESS WHAT.
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I LOVE SOMEONE ELSE."
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RIGHT?
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I MEAN, A CLEAN BREAK HURTS
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LESS, RIGHT?
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W-WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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>> UH, WELL, WHAT I THINK HAS
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NO...RELEVANCE.
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>> BUT YOU MUST HAVE AN OPINION.
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>> WHAT DID HE SAY?
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>> HE SAID I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
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WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE MARRIED.
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[ SOBS ]
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AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
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HOW COULD HE GO HOME TO HER?
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WE SHOULD BE MAKING LOVE ON THIS
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COUCH LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER,
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WONDERFUL TIMES, AND HE...
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DO YOU THINK THIS MEANS HE
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DOESN'T REALLY LOVE ME?
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>> UM...
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WELL, UH, HE...HE SAID THAT
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HIS -- HIS MARRIAGE TO, UH...
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>> I DON'T KNOW HER NAME.
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HE CALLS HER "THE WIFE."
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>> AH. THE WIFE.
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>> HE DOESN'T LIKE TALKING ABOUT
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HER.
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IT MAKES HIM UNCOMFORTABLE.
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>> OH, I'M SURE IT WOULD.
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>> BUT HE DID SAY THEY HAVEN'T
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HAD SEX IN TWO YEARS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHAT KIND OF A WOMAN MUST SHE
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BE, RIGHT?
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I CAN'T GO TWO DAYS WITHOUT SEX.
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WHO CAN? [ CHUCKLES ]
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I MEAN, I-I'VE BEEN
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MULTIORGASMIC SINCE I WAS 8.
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>> HOW NICE FOR YOU.
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UM, UH...
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ARE YOU SURE THAT HE'S TELLING
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YOU THE TRUTH?
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I MEAN, I KNOW MARRIAGE.
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I KNOW...MARRIAGE, AND I'M SURE
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THAT THEY STILL HAVE SEX
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SOMETIMES.
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MM-HMM.
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>> OH, WELL, THAT'S...
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YOU -- YOU THINK HE...
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HE'S BEEN LYING TO ME?
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UH, IF HE'S...
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IF HE'S JUST BEEN USING ME, I
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DON'T THINK I COULD TAKE IT.
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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>> OH. UM...
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OH, UH...
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UH, I-I'M JUST GONNA TAKE IT IN,
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UH...
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>> [ SOBBING ]
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>> UH, HELLO?
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UM, NO.
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NO, I'M NOT AT HOME.
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WELL, UH, WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU
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WERE GONNA WORK LATE, I, UH, I
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DECIDED TO, UM, TO GO VISIT MY
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MOM.
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JOIN ME? NO.
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NO, THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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OH, WHEN WILL I BE HOME?
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SO MANY QUESTIONS.
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UM...UH, WELL IT'LL BE A WHILE.
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UH, Y-YEAH.
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I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, MOM.
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[ SIGHS ] I GOT TO GO.
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BYE.
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OKAY. [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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SO, YOU WERE JUST GETTING READY
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TO TELL --
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[ GASPS ] NO!
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OH.
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>> JUST LET ME DIE, PLEASE.
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>> YOUNG LADY, LISTEN.
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LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN, PLEASE.
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SUICIDE IS AN IMPULSE ACT.
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IF YOU'D JUST WAIT A LITTLE
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WHILE, I'M SURE YOU'LL CHANGE
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YOUR MIND.
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>> SO I-I SHOULD DO IT REALLY
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FAST, OKAY?
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JUST -- CAN I ASK YOU A FAVOR?
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IF I JUST GET BRAIN DAMAGE, DO
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YOU PROMISE TO HOLD A PILLOW
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OVER MY FACE?
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>> OH, MY GOD.
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I FEEL DIZZY.
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I FEEL...
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>> WHAT'S WRONG?
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>> I-I HAVEN'T EATEN YET.
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>> I'M SO SORRY.
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DO YOU WANT SOME GRAPES?
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[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
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>> OH. OH. IT'S...
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>> [ GASPS ]
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>> OH, MY GOD.
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OH.
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>> IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
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IT -- IT'S PAUL. WHAT DO I DO?
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>> WHAT? OH, YOU'RE ASKING ME?
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>> WHAT? YOU'RE SO --
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>> DON' ANSWER IT.
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>> HI.
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I'm sorry.
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MM-HMM.
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He wants to come over.
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>> I guess his wife isn't home
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after all.
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>> WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE?
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YEAH.
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He says he doesn't care what she
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thinks.
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>> WELL, THEN WHY DOESN'T HE
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JUST ASK HER FOR A DIVORCE
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INSTEAD OF COMING OVER HERE...
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FOR...
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>> YOU'RE SO RIGHT.
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[ SCOFFS ]
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PAUL, I REFUSE -- I REFUSE TO
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SEE YOU AGAIN UNTIL YOU ASK YOUR
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WIFE FOR A DIVORCE.
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[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
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T-THAT WAS SMART, RIGHT?
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>> YEAH. I HOPE SO.
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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> I-I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ATTRACTED
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TO OLDER MEN.
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>> UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
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>> I SLEPT WITH MY ENGLISH
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TEACHER WHEN I WAS IN MADRID.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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AND WHEN I CAME HERE AS AN
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AU PAIR, THE DADS...
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WELL, THE AU PAIR THING DIDN'T
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WORK OUT.
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BUT, UM, JUST BETWEEN YOU AND I,
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I'M NOT AS YOUNG AS I SEEM.
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>> OH, NO. YOU COULDN'T BE.
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>> WHEN PAUL AND I GET MARRIED,
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I DON'T WANT ONE OF THOSE DEAD
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MARRIAGES.
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YOU KNOW, YOU SEE THOSE
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COUPLES -- NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT
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BUT WHAT CHORES TO DO, WHAT TV
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SHOW TO WATCH.
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I'M GONNA HAVE SEX THREE TIMES A
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DAY UNTIL WE DIE.
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>> JESUS. THREE TIMES A DAY --
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HOW WOULD YOU EVEN FIND THE
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TIME?
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UH, W-WHAT DO YOU DO?
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>> I DON'T KNOW.
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>> HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU
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DO?
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>> OH, WELL, REALLY, I'M AN
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ACTRESS.
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BUT I HAVEN'T HAD A PART IN A
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WHILE, SO I DO TEMP WORK IN
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OFFICES.
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THAT'S HOW I MET PAUL.
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I WAS TAKING SOME PAPERS INTO
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HIS OFFICE.
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THE DOOR WAS CLOSED, SO I
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THOUGHT THEY'D GONE OUT FOR
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LUNCH.
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YOU KNOW, I JUST OPENED THE
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DOOR, AND HE WAS JUST THERE AT
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HIS DESK, HIS HEAD IN HIS HANDS,
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CRYING.
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>> H-HE WAS CRYING?
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>> YEAH, HE WAS CRYING.
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HE TOLD ME LATER THAT HE FELT
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LIKE HIS LIFE MEANT NOTHING,
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LIKE HE MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD
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ALREADY.
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>> WELL, WE ALL FEEL LIKE THAT
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SOMETIMES.
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I MEAN, EVEN I FEEL LIKE THAT
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SOMETIMES.
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BUT DO I SCREW THE OFFICE TEMP?
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NO, I-I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING
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AND I-I DO THE LAUNDRY AND I
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COOK AND I GO TO WORK AND I
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VISIT MY MOTHER, WHO DOESN'T
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EVEN REMEMBER WHO I AM.
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OKAY, SOMETIMES I...WATCH TV.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I TALK ABOUT WHAT GROCERIES I'M
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GONNA BUY.
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00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:52,059
>> BUT YOU'RE NOTHING -- NOTHING
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00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,660
LIKE PAUL'S WIFE.
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>> [ SNIFFLES ]
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>> YOU'RE SO DIFFERENT.
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00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,199
YOU'RE SO KIND.
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YOUR HUSBAND MUST LOVE YOU SO
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MUCH.
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00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:05,405
>> [ SIGHS ]
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NO.
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[ SNIFFLES ]
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00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,578
HE DOESN'T.
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>> ARE YOU SURE?
433
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,182
>> MM-HMM. YEAH.
434
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,317
>> DOES HE HAVE AFFAIRS?
435
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:21,254
>> YES. AT LEAST ONE.
436
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>> OH, MY GOD. THAT'S TERRIBLE.
437
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,226
IS IT STILL GOING ON?
438
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,327
>> [ SNIFFLES ] YES.
439
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,329
>> OH, SHIT.
440
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,530
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
441
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,332
>> YOU MEAN AM I GONNA GO BUY A
442
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,034
BOTTLE OF SCOTCH AND DRINK IT
443
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,368
STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE?
444
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NO.
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AM I GONNA PUT A NOOSE AROUND MY
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00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:38,105
NECK?
447
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,407
NO.
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00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:41,574
PILLS -- I CAN GET PILLS.
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00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:42,976
WOMEN CAN ALWAYS GET PILLS.
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00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,244
AND WHO CARES IF ONE DAY YOU
451
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,512
JUST HAPPEN TO TAKE TOO MANY?
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NOT YOUR HUSBAND. NO, NO, NO.
453
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THEN HE CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER
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00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,350
AFTER WITH A BOUNCING BIMBO.
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[ SLURPS ]
456
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:54,721
NO. I CAN'T DIE.
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00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,190
I NEED TO STAY ALIVE SO THAT I
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CAN DESTROY HIS FUTURE
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HAPPINESS.
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00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,628
[ GASPS ] OH!
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I ACTUALLY HAVE A REASON TO
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LIVE.
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00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,265
FOR A MINUTE THERE, I THOUGHT I
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DIDN'T.
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[ SNIFFLES ]
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00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,435
>> OH, MY GOD.
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00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,103
YOU'RE NOT WHO YOU'VE BEEN
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PRETENDING TO BE TONIGHT.
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00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,040
>> WHAT?
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00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,607
>> I RECOGNIZE YOU.
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>> OH, I'M SORRY.
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00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,443
>> I-I'M SORRY.
473
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,078
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE
474
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,346
PEOPLE THAT, ARE, YOU KNOW,
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HAPPY WITH A NOTHING LIFE, A
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BORING MARRIAGE, AN OFFICE JOB.
477
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,250
BUT YOU'RE NOT.
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00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,717
YOU'RE LIKE ME, AND YOU'RE SO
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00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,787
MUCH LIKE ME!
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00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:31,024
>> I AM NOTHING LIKE YOU.
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WE ARE EXACT OPPOSITES.
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GIVE US ANY SITUATION --
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00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,396
SITUATION "X" -- AND YOU WOULD
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CHOOSE TO DO "B," WHILE I WOULD
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DO "A."
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00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,035
AND EVEN WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I
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00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,570
WOULD NOT HAVE SLEPT WITH A
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SOBBING BUSINESSMAN.
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I WOULD NOT EVER BE AN ACTRESS.
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00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,541
I WOULD NEVER BE A POET OR AN
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ASTROLOGER.
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00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,577
>> ACTRESS AND ASTROLOGER ARE
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00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:51,344
NOT EQUIVALENT.
494
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,512
>> WELL, THEY'RE CLOSE ENOUGH.
495
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,746
>> IT'S TRUE, THERE WAS A MOMENT
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00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:54,781
THERE WHERE I WAS A FOOT
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00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:55,715
REFLEXOLOGIST.
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00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,184
BUT THAT'S SCIENTIFICALLY
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00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,218
PROVEN, SO IT'S...
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>> MY POINT IS THAT I WOULD DO
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EVERYTHING DIFFERENTLY IF I WERE
502
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,355
YOU AND YOU WOULD DO EVERYTHING
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00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,690
DIFFERENTLY IF YOU WERE ME, TOO.
504
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,691
[ SNIFFLES ]
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00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,259
ALTHOUGH IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE
506
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,594
THAT OUR LIVES COULD BE ANY
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00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,196
WORSE THAN THEY ARE RIGHT NOW.
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00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,530
SO HOW MUCH WORSE WOULD OUR
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00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,165
LIVES BE IF I WOULD DO WHAT YOU
510
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,666
WOULD DO AND YOU WOULD DO WHAT I
511
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,334
WOULD DO?
512
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,835
>> THAT'S SUCH A BRILLIANT IDEA!
513
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:16,669
>> WHAT IDEA?
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00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:17,804
I HAVEN'T HAD AN IDEA.
515
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,206
>> NO, BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.
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00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,673
WE'VE BEEN FEELING AND THINKING
517
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,275
AND DECIDING FOR OURSELVES, AND
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00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,376
OUR LIVES ARE A MESS.
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00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,711
WE SHOULD TRY THE OPPOSITE!
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00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,346
>> DECIDE ONE THING AND THEN DO
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00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,080
THE OTHER?
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00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,782
>> I MEAN LIKE -- LIKE I GET TO
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THINK WHAT YOU SHOULD DO, AND
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00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,253
YOU GET TO THINK WHAT I SHOULD
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00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,787
DO -- LIKE WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO
526
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,389
STOP DRINKING AND NOT KILL
527
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:36,856
MYSELF.
528
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:40,293
I WOULD BE DRUNK AND DEAD IF I'D
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00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,694
MADE UP MY OWN MIND INSTEAD OF
530
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,330
LETTING YOU MAKE UP MY MIND FOR
531
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:43,596
ME.
532
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,265
>> MAYBE THAT JUST MEANS THAT...
533
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:45,832
[ SNIFFLES ]
534
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,567
...I MAKE BETTER DECISIONS THAN
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00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,201
YOU DO.
536
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:51,104
>> NO OFFENSE, MADELYN, BUT
537
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,106
YOUR LIFE SOUNDS CRAPPIER THAN
538
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:53,573
MINE.
539
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,642
>> MY LIFE SOUNDS CRAPPIER THAN
540
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,343
YOURS?
541
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,344
[ SNIFFLES ]
542
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,745
>> I'M NOT THE ONE MARRIED TO A
543
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,113
MAN WHO'S CHEATING ON ME.
544
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,414
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY -- WE'RE
545
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,782
BOTH SELF-DESTRUCTIVE PEOPLE OR
546
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,417
WE WOULDN'T BE INVOLVED WITH MEN
547
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,552
THAT TREAT US LIKE SHIT.
548
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:06,553
BUT WE WOULD NOT BE
549
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:07,787
SELF-DESTRUCTIVE IF WE WERE
550
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,289
MAKING DECISIONS FOR SOMEONE
551
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,457
ELSE, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO
552
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,724
DESTROY YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON'T
553
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,327
WANT TO DESTROY MY LIFE.
554
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,229
>> NO, OF COURSE NOT.
555
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,398
>> SO THE WAY TO FIX OUR LIVES
556
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,300
IS TO STOP MAKING OUR OWN
557
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,634
DECISIONS AND LET THE OTHER ONE
558
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,569
MAKE THEM INSTEAD.
559
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,736
NOT ON LITTLE THINGS, LIKE
560
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,205
"WHAT COLOR LIPSTICK SHOULD I
561
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,707
WEAR?" -- I'D GO PINKER IF I
562
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,276
WERE YOU -- BUT ON -- ON --
563
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,643
ON -- ON THE BIG STUFF, YOU
564
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,211
KNOW?
565
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,645
WE CALL EACH OTHER BEFORE WE
566
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:37,584
DECIDE ANYTHING MAJOR.
567
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,386
>> YOU WOULD REALLY DO ANYTHING
568
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:39,852
I SAID?
569
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,421
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
570
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,389
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
571
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,656
I DIDN'T REALIZE I DIDN'T HAVE
572
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:44,291
ANY MONEY.
573
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,393
>> NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. I GOT IT.
574
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,195
>> SO, SHOULD YOU STAY WITH YOUR
575
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,796
HUSBAND OR SHOULD YOU LEAVE HIM?
576
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:50,730
>> I SHOULD...
577
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,499
>> I-I-I GET TO DECIDE.
578
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:53,900
I'M THE OBJECTIVE ONE.
579
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,768
S-SUBJECTIVE.
580
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:56,869
I-I ALWAYS GET THOSE TWO MIXED
581
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:57,370
UP.
582
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,271
>> OBJE-- OBJECTIVE.
583
00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,472
>> OBJECTIVE.
584
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,607
OKAY. THINK.
585
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:02,409
OKAY, IF HE LOVES HER, YOU
586
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,743
SHOULD KICK HIM OUT.
587
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,678
IF HE LOVES HER, YOU'RE GONNA
588
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,414
GET DUMPED SOON ANYWAY.
589
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,582
BUT MAYBE -- MAYBE HE DOESN'T
590
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,383
LOVE HER.
591
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,951
MAYBE SHE'S JUST SOME BIMBO.
592
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,886
YOU KNOW, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
593
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:14,654
MARRIED?
594
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,688
>> A LONG TIME.
595
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,624
>> AND WOULD YOU THROW ALL THOSE
596
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,326
YEARS AWAY OVER SOME SILLY
597
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:19,792
FLING?
598
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:20,493
>> YES.
599
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,194
>> NO.
600
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:21,728
>> NO.
601
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:22,429
>> NO.
602
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,297
YOU'RE SUCH A NICE PERSON.
603
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,299
IF HE STILL LOVES YOU, YOU'LL
604
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:29,436
FIND A WAY TO MAKE THINGS WORK.
605
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,304
AND IF NOT, ONCE THE BIMBO IS
606
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,273
OUT OF THE PICTURE, YOU DUMP THE
607
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:33,740
CREEP.
608
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,674
>> [ SIGHS ]
609
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,943
>> SO, FIRST STEP...
610
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,411
YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT WHO HE
611
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:41,214
LOVES -- YOU OR HIS GIRLFRIEND.
612
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:41,548
OKAY?
613
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,882
SO YOU GO HOME AND ASK YOUR
614
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:46,686
HUSBAND -- WHAT'S HIS NAME?
615
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,654
>> FRED.
616
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:48,588
>> FRED.
617
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,224
YOU SAY, "FRED, DO YOU STILL
618
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,292
LOVE ME?"
619
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,393
AND THEN CALL AND TELL ME WHAT
620
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,527
HE SAID AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
621
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,728
TO DO NEXT.
622
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:56,763
>> OKAY.
623
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,531
>> OKAY.
624
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,434
>> I FEEL A LITTLE BIT LIKE
625
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,403
ALICE IN WONDERLAND.
626
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,271
>> OH, MY GOD!
627
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,638
I SPENT HALF MY LIFE FEELING
628
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,539
LIKE THAT GIRL.
629
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:06,939
>> OH.
630
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,375
>> ISN'T THAT INCREDIBLE?
631
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:08,808
>> YES.
632
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,377
>> WOW! WE'RE SO MUCH ALIKE.
633
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:13,480
>> NO, WE'RE NOTHING ALIKE.
634
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,447
>> THERE YOU GO.
635
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:14,981
>> UH-HUH.
636
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,416
>> THAT'S YOUR MISSION.
637
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,385
AND WHEN I HEAR FROM PAUL,
638
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,453
YOU'LL GET TO TELL ME WHAT TO
639
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:20,853
DO.
640
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:21,688
>> OKAY.
641
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,789
UH, I GO THIS WAY.
642
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,391
I HAVE TO TAKE THE SUBWAY.
643
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,925
>> YOU DON'T LIVE IN MY
644
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,361
BUILDING?
645
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,897
>> UH...NO.
646
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,599
NO.
647
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:35,635
I...I SAW YOU BUYING THE ROPE,
648
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,438
AND I-I FOLLOWED YOU HOME.
649
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,507
>> OH, MY GOD.
650
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:41,908
YOU REALLY ARE THE KINDEST
651
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,310
PERSON I'VE EVER MET.
652
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:43,976
[ SNIFFLES ]
653
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:44,577
>> OH.
654
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,044
>> HUG?
655
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:45,678
>> OH.
656
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:46,679
>> AHH.
657
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:47,747
>> OKAY.
658
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,449
>> OH...
659
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:52,585
I'M GONNA WORK SO HARD TO MAKE
660
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,955
YOU HAPPY.
661
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:56,789
BYE!
662
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,358
>> OKAY. BYE-BYE.
663
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:01,628
GOOD NIGHT.
664
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:06,699
DON'T...CALL ME.
665
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:10,803
[ SIGHS ]
666
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,373
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!
667
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:40,533
HI, MOM.
668
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,602
>> HENRY?
669
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:45,071
>> NO. IT'S ME.
670
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,774
[ CHUCKLES, SIGHS ]
671
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,343
I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
672
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:51,077
DO YOU WANT IT?
673
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,812
I GOT YOU SOME ICE CREAM.
674
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,913
HERE YOU GO.
675
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:54,981
[ SNIFFLES ]
676
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:55,715
NOW...
677
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:56,949
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
678
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,918
IT'S YOUR FAVORITE.
679
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,019
>> [ LAUGHS ]
680
00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,822
THANK YOU, HENRY.
681
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,957
MMM.
682
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:36,489
>> [ SOBBING ]
683
00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:47,166
>> HEY. I'M IN HERE.
684
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:47,934
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
685
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,869
[ KEYS JINGLING ]
686
00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:04,984
>> YOU'VE BEEN WORKING LATE A
687
00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:06,719
LOT OF EVENINGS.
688
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,855
>> YEAH. WORK'S BEEN ROUGH.
689
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:11,958
>> MM.
690
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:17,029
ARE YOU...
691
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:25,472
ARE...
692
00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:27,640
DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?
693
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,675
>> [ SCOFFS ]
694
00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:30,109
OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
695
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:32,011
GOD, VISITS TO YOUR MOTHER
696
00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:33,646
ALWAYS GET YOU DOWN.
697
00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:38,184
UH, WHERE'S MY SWEATSHIRT?
698
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:44,223
>> ON THE CHAIR.
699
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,958
>> I'M JUST GONNA GO CATCH THE
700
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:48,628
END OF THE GAME.
701
00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:06,479
>> OKAY. I'VE ASKED HIM.
702
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,247
>> AND WHAT DID HE SAY?
703
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:09,782
>> HE SAID HE LOVED ME, BUT I
704
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,183
DON'T KNOW THAT I BELIEVED HIM.
705
00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:12,785
AND FRANKLY, I DON'T KNOW THAT
706
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:13,185
I CARE.
707
00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:14,921
SO, NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT I
708
00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,689
WANT YOU TO SAY TO YOUR MARRIED
709
00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:17,023
MAN.
710
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:18,190
>> [ GASPS ] I'VE GOT IT!
711
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:19,692
YOU HAVE TO TELL YOUR HUSBAND
712
00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:20,927
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE
713
00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:21,260
ELSE.
714
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,829
>> WHY ON EARTH WOULD I DO THAT?
715
00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:24,130
>> TO SEE IF HE GETS JEALOUS.
716
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,698
IF HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE,
717
00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:26,966
IT WON'T BE THAT BIG A DEAL,
718
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,868
OTHER THAN THE MALE EGO -- YOU
719
00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:30,870
KNOW, "IS MY PENIS BIGGER THAN
720
00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:31,538
HIS?"
721
00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:32,939
IF PENIS SIZE COMES UP, JUST
722
00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:34,674
TELL HIM THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME.
723
00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:36,242
THAT TAKES THE WHOLE PENIS ISSUE
724
00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:37,276
OFF THE TABLE.
725
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,512
BUT IF HE GETS REALLY ANGRY AND
726
00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:41,080
THE PENIS THING IF OFF THE
727
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,049
TABLE, THAT MEANS HE LOVES YOU.
728
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:44,784
THEN CALL ME, BUT NOT TILL AFTER
729
00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:46,252
MIDNIGHT SO I CAN TELL YOU WHAT
730
00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:47,920
PAUL SAID ABOUT THE ULTIMATUM.
731
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:48,588
>> WAIT.
732
00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:50,222
UH, U-UNDER THIS -- THE RULES OF
733
00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:51,924
THIS PACT THINGY, YOU'RE NOT
734
00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:53,760
ALLOWED TO CALL HIM UNTIL I GIVE
735
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:54,694
MY PERMISSION.
736
00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:56,529
WELL, I'M NOT CALLING HIM.
737
00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:58,531
EVERY NIGHT, WHEN HIS WIFE IS
738
00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:00,600
BRUSHING HER TEETH, HE CALLS ME
739
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,934
TO SAY HE LOVES ME.
740
00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:04,270
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
741
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,591
>> YOU DIDN'T BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
742
00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:25,992
>> I DON'T FEEL LIKE BRUSHING MY
743
00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:26,559
TEETH.
744
00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:27,927
>> YOU ALWAYS BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
745
00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:28,961
>> WELL, NOT TONIGHT.
746
00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,296
>> BUT YOU NEVER MISS.
747
00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:31,764
YOU USE YOUR ELECTRIC
748
00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:33,800
TOOTHBRUSH.
749
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,867
YOU SAID YOUR DAD HAD GUM
750
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:35,267
DISEASE.
751
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:36,202
YOU WANT TO BE SAFE.
752
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:40,172
>> GOOD NIGHT.
753
00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:44,844
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
754
00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:47,213
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
755
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:57,223
>> [ SIGHS ] IT'S 3:00.
756
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,858
>> OH, MY GOD!
757
00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:01,761
THE NURSING HOME -- MY MOTHER!
758
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:02,695
HELLO?
759
00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:05,832
>> HE DIDN'T CALL ME.
760
00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:10,336
>> UH...I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
761
00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:11,871
>> IS IT THE NURSING HOME?
762
00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:16,342
>> NO.
763
00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:17,977
IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING.
764
00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:18,845
>> HE DIDN'T CALL.
765
00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:20,146
AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME
766
00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:21,380
AFTER YOU TOLD YOUR HUSBAND YOU
767
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:22,381
WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR.
768
00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:23,883
>> WELL, I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM YET.
769
00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:24,350
>> WHY NOT?
770
00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:25,384
>> BECAUSE I GOT SLEEPY.
771
00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:26,786
>> HOW CAN YOU SLEEP WHEN YOU
772
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:27,987
DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA BE
773
00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:29,021
MARRIED TOMORROW OR NOT?
774
00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:30,256
>> WELL, MAYBE NOW IT WON'T BE
775
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:30,823
SO EASY.
776
00:26:30,823 --> 00:26:32,024
>> WHY DO YOU THINK HE DIDN'T
777
00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:32,324
CALL?
778
00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:34,193
>> UH, M-MAYBE HIS WIFE FORGOT
779
00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:35,327
TO BRUSH HER TEETH.
780
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:36,629
>> OH, NO. OH, NO, NO.
781
00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:38,330
SHE ALWAYS BRUSHES HER TEETH.
782
00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:41,000
SHE'S GOT, LIKE, THIS OBSESSIVE
783
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,902
THING ABOUT HER GUMS.
784
00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:44,303
PAUL THINKS IT'S STUPID, BUT
785
00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:45,972
HE'S AFRAID TO TELL HER 'CAUSE
786
00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:47,306
HE THINKS SHE WILL MAKE HIM
787
00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:48,908
LISTEN TO MORE GROSS STORIES
788
00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,342
ABOUT HER DAD'S TEETH FALLING
789
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:50,877
OUT.
790
00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:51,410
[ LAUGHS ]
791
00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:53,045
NO WONDER HE DOESN'T LOVE HER
792
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:53,946
ANYMORE, RIGHT?
793
00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:55,314
WHO WOULD WANT TO LIVE WITH
794
00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:58,918
SOMEONE LIKE THAT?
795
00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:01,253
HELLO?
796
00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:05,157
HELLO?
797
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,059
MADE-- MADELYN?
798
00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:18,871
>> WHO WAS THAT?
799
00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:20,072
WHO WAS IT?
800
00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:21,908
>> THAT WAS A MAN -- A MAN I AM
801
00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:23,743
SEEING, A MAN WHO'S SO CRAZY
802
00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:25,344
ABOUT ME, HE CALLS ME IN THE
803
00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,213
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, A MAN WHO
804
00:27:27,213 --> 00:27:29,081
LOVES EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT
805
00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:31,884
ME!
806
00:27:31,884 --> 00:27:35,221
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
807
00:27:50,937 --> 00:27:53,840
>> HEY!
808
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,776
HEY, I MADE BREAKFAST...
809
00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:59,045
YOUR FAVORITES -- FRENCH TOAST,
810
00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:00,780
COFFEE, ORANGE JUICE.
811
00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:01,948
>> I THINK I'LL JUST GO STRAIGHT
812
00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:02,982
TO THE OFFICE.
813
00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:05,384
>> OH. OKAY.
814
00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:06,986
I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT, THEN,
815
00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:07,419
RIGHT?
816
00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:08,921
HEY, WE SHOULD, UH, GO FOR
817
00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:09,922
DINNER.
818
00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:14,827
WE HAVEN'T DONE THAT IN A WHILE.
819
00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:17,764
[ SIGHS ]
820
00:28:17,764 --> 00:28:20,833
JUST TELL ME WHO HE IS!
821
00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:23,770
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
822
00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:24,503
[ CHILDREN SHOUTING IN
823
00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:27,706
DISTANCE ]
824
00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:42,188
>> [ COUGHS ]
825
00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:43,489
>> FRENCH TOAST.
826
00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:45,391
[ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD!
827
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:47,193
OH, YOU'RE HIS FIRST CHOICE.
828
00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:48,494
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
829
00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:50,429
I REALLY HOPE THIS PLAN WORKS
830
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:51,764
OUT FOR ME, TOO.
831
00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:53,365
>> I WANTED TO BE HIS ONLY
832
00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:54,100
CHOICE.
833
00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:54,767
>> OH, YEAH.
834
00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:55,868
WELL, I WANT TO BE THE ONLY
835
00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:56,936
CHOICE, TOO, BUT, YOU KNOW,
836
00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:58,170
MAYBE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN -- THE
837
00:28:58,170 --> 00:28:59,205
WHOLE SOUL-MATE THING.
838
00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:00,406
>> I DON'T NEED A SOUL MATE.
839
00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:01,808
BUT IF THERE'S GOING TO BE A
840
00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:03,009
SECOND, AT LEAST LET IT BE A
841
00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:04,977
DISTANT SECOND -- YOU KNOW,
842
00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:06,512
"DISTANT ENOUGH THAT YOU DON'T
843
00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:07,947
HAVE SEX WITH" SECOND.
844
00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:09,415
OKAY.
845
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:13,252
MAYBE A...A DRUNKEN KISS AT THE
846
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,220
CHRISTMAS PARTY.
847
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:15,321
BUT THAT MY LIMIT.
848
00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:17,089
AND NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO STAY
849
00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:18,557
MARRIED TO A MAN WHO HAS A
850
00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:21,527
REALLY CLOSE SECOND AND HAS
851
00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:23,462
SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT HE WANTS
852
00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:25,197
ME BECAUSE HE'S JEALOUS OF
853
00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:26,966
A-AN IMAGINARY SOMEBODY.
854
00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,100
IT'S A FAKE FUCK!
855
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,136
IT JUST SEEMS LIKE A REALLY PUNY
856
00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:30,569
LIFE.
857
00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:31,237
>> MM.
858
00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:33,039
WELL, MAYBE HE WAS LONELY OR
859
00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:34,841
BUSY WITH WORK, AND SHE WAS
860
00:29:34,841 --> 00:29:36,475
RIGHT THERE SAYING, "HEY, BIG
861
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:37,076
BOY.
862
00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:38,978
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED A HUG."
863
00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:40,813
WE'RE ALL HUMAN.
864
00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:45,451
>> BUT TO RISK...EVERYTHING
865
00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,518
FOR --
866
00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:47,319
>> A SLUT.
867
00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:48,120
>> MM-HMM.
868
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:52,825
>> IT'S HARD. I KNOW.
869
00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:54,827
>> [ SIGHS ]
870
00:29:54,827 --> 00:30:00,299
YOU KNOW, WHEN WE RETIRE, WE
871
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:04,470
WERE GOING TO MOVE TO ASIA...
872
00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:07,039
FOR A LITTLE BIT, FOR A YEAR.
873
00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:09,041
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS --
874
00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:09,508
ASIA?
875
00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:12,278
WE'VE BEEN SAVING AND SAVING FOR
876
00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:12,945
IT.
877
00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:13,946
[ SIGHS ]
878
00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:15,882
WE EVEN TALKED ABOUT MOVING TO
879
00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:17,183
THE SOUTH OF FRANCE.
880
00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:18,350
DO YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE,
881
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:20,319
UM, MORE THAN COMMUTING DISTANCE
882
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,188
TO PARIS, IT DOESN'T COST ANY
883
00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:24,190
MORE THAN LIVING HERE?
884
00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:25,624
>> BUT YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG TO
885
00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:27,026
THINK ABOUT RETIREMENT.
886
00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:28,394
>> RETIREMENT IS WHAT PEOPLE
887
00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:29,628
LIKE US LOOK FORWARD TO.
888
00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:31,430
RETIREMENT IS, YOU KNOW, WHEN
889
00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:33,332
YOU FINALLY GET TO DO WHAT MAKES
890
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:34,500
YOU HAPPY.
891
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:37,469
OUR GOAL IS TO RETIRE AS SOON AS
892
00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,538
HUMANLY POSSIBLE.
893
00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,607
AND NOW I WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO
894
00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:42,641
HAVE MY HOME.
895
00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:44,276
I WILL GROW OLD ALONE.
896
00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:46,145
YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE ACCORDING TO
897
00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:47,980
CERTAIN IDEAS AND EXPECTATIONS.
898
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,515
AND THEN SUDDENLY -- FFT! --
899
00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:51,383
IT'S GONE.
900
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,185
>> BUT WHY NOT FORGIVE HIM?
901
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,154
HE WAS WILLING TO FORGIVE YOUR
902
00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:55,888
AFFAIR.
903
00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:56,923
YOU'D BE EVEN.
904
00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:58,557
>> I DIDN'T HAVE AN AFFAIR.
905
00:30:58,557 --> 00:31:00,392
>> WELL, YEAH, BUT THAT'S SO
906
00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:01,360
EASY TO FIX.
907
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,962
IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S HARD TO FIND
908
00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,130
A MAN WHO WANTS TO FUCK.
909
00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:05,497
>> I DON'T WANT TO FUCK ANOTHER
910
00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:05,998
MAN.
911
00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:07,399
>> BUT IT WOULD FIX EVERYTHING.
912
00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,001
AND SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO THINK
913
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:11,337
OUTSIDE THE BOX.
914
00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:13,039
>> OH, UH, I-I'VE GOT TO GET TO
915
00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:13,405
WORK.
916
00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:15,141
>> BUT W-WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT
917
00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:15,574
ME YET.
918
00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:16,909
PAUL HASN'T CALLED.
919
00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:18,010
SHOULD I CALL HIM?
920
00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:18,410
>> NO.
921
00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:20,012
DEFINITELY DO NOT CALL HIM.
922
00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:21,547
>> I WAS AFRAID YOU'D SAY THAT.
923
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,215
I SHOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN HIM AN
924
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:23,983
ULTIMATUM.
925
00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:24,917
YOU KNOW WHAT?
926
00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:26,318
BEING A SECOND CHOICE IS NOT
927
00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:28,087
THAT BAD, AND GRADUALLY YOU CAN
928
00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,488
WORK YOUR WAY UP CLOSER AND
929
00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:31,257
CLOSER TO THE FIRST CHOICE UNTIL
930
00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:32,925
MAYBE, ONE DAY, YOU GET TO BE
931
00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:34,326
HER.
932
00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:35,227
WHAT IF HE'S DEAD?
933
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:36,528
THAT'S THE WORST THING OF BEING
934
00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:37,363
THE OTHER WOMAN.
935
00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:38,664
WE NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY'RE DEAD.
936
00:31:38,664 --> 00:31:39,698
WHO'S GONNA SEND US AN
937
00:31:39,698 --> 00:31:42,534
INVITATION TO THE FUNERAL?
938
00:31:42,534 --> 00:31:43,402
OH, MY GOD.
939
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,636
DO YOU THINK HE'S DEAD?
940
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:46,405
>> MEN WHO DON'T CALL ARE NEVER
941
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:46,973
DEAD.
942
00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:47,439
>> OKAY.
943
00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:49,141
>> AND YOU HAVE TO GET ON WITH
944
00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:49,708
YOUR LIFE.
945
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,410
YOU CAN'T KEEP WAITING FOR HIM
946
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:52,111
TO CALL.
947
00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:53,112
>> HE IS MY LIFE.
948
00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:54,480
>> WHAT ABOUT YOUR CAREER?
949
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,283
>> WELL, THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR A
950
00:31:57,283 --> 00:31:59,585
TV COMMERCIAL AND A WALK-ON IN A
951
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:00,719
FRINGE FESTIVAL PLAY.
952
00:32:00,719 --> 00:32:02,154
>> OH, MY GOD. CAREER.
953
00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:02,989
I'M SO LATE!
954
00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:04,490
>> OKAY, BUT WHAT DO I -- WHAT
955
00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:05,391
DO I DO TODAY?
956
00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:07,526
>> I WANT YOU TO, UM, TO
957
00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:09,428
THINK -- RIGHT? THINK? --
958
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,398
ABOUT, MM...
959
00:32:12,398 --> 00:32:14,466
MM! -- HOW TO MAKE YOUR CAREER
960
00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:16,635
SOMETHING THAT IS MORE THAN JUST
961
00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:17,603
IMAGINARY.
962
00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,471
>> OKAY! OKAY, I CAN DO -- OKAY.
963
00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:20,406
AND WHAT ELSE?
964
00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:21,540
>> I'LL CALL YOU.
965
00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:22,274
>> WHEN?
966
00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:23,009
>> SOON.
967
00:32:23,009 --> 00:32:25,144
>> SOON. OKAY!
968
00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:26,712
[ BELLS CHIME ]
969
00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:30,482
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
970
00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:32,184
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
971
00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:33,519
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
972
00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:35,387
[ BELL CHIMES ]
973
00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:50,269
>> HI.
974
00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:52,071
>> THEY'RE ALL WAITING.
975
00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:53,172
>> Shit.
976
00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:54,540
THIS...THIS --
977
00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:57,043
THIS -- PUT IN MY OFFICE.
978
00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,077
>> YES.
979
00:32:58,077 --> 00:33:00,346
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
980
00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:02,114
>> HERE SHE IS.
981
00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:03,215
We had to start without you.
982
00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:04,383
You know I hate talking to these
983
00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:04,716
people.
984
00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:07,419
>> HI, HI, HI.
985
00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:09,255
I'M MADELYN REED.
986
00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:12,158
UM, HERE AT JAMESON RESEARCH, WE
987
00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:14,360
CONDUCT RESEARCH ON, UH,
988
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,196
EVERYTHING FROM THE, UH, LATEST
989
00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,365
ECONOMIC TRENDS TO MARKETING
990
00:33:19,365 --> 00:33:21,533
STRATEGIES TO -- AND THIS IS
991
00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:24,136
WHERE YOU COME IN -- INDIVIDUAL
992
00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:25,804
PURCHASING DECISIONS.
993
00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:27,406
OKAY.
994
00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:30,742
SO...MY COLLEAGUE KEITH HERE...
995
00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:31,277
>> HI.
996
00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:31,677
>> HELLO.
997
00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:32,178
>> HI.
998
00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:33,445
>> ...IS GOING TO SHOW YOU SOME,
999
00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:37,316
UH, COVERS FOR THE LATEST
1000
00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:40,486
COOKBOOK -- "SMART HEART MEALS
1001
00:33:40,486 --> 00:33:42,688
FOR THE HAPPY FAMILY."
1002
00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:44,356
OKAY, LET'S START OFF WITH SOME
1003
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:45,357
GENERAL QUESTIONS.
1004
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:48,360
UH...MAGGIE, IS THIS THE KIND OF
1005
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,062
COOKBOOK YOU WOULD BUY?
1006
00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:50,596
>> YES.
1007
00:33:50,596 --> 00:33:52,431
I WOULD DEFINITELY BUY IT.
1008
00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:54,333
>> I LOVE THEIR KITCHEN.
1009
00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:57,236
>> THEIR KITCHEN -- GOOD.
1010
00:33:57,236 --> 00:34:00,239
>> KIT-CHEN.
1011
00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:02,774
UH, HOW ABOUT YOU, TYLER?
1012
00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:04,676
>> I THINK IT COULD BE A GOOD
1013
00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:06,512
BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR MY MOM.
1014
00:34:06,512 --> 00:34:08,380
MY DAD'S HAD HEART PROBLEMS.
1015
00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:08,847
>> AW.
1016
00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:10,516
UH, WHAT ABOUT YOU, SAM?
1017
00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:14,286
>> I DON'T LIKE THE WIFE.
1018
00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:15,554
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE
1019
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:16,288
WIFE, SARAH?
1020
00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:17,423
>> I LOVE HER EARRINGS.
1021
00:34:17,423 --> 00:34:18,257
>> EARRINGS.
1022
00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:19,791
>> I JUST DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY
1023
00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:20,326
HOT.
1024
00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:22,361
>> WELL, SHE'S MAKING LUNCH FOR
1025
00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:24,330
HER HUSBAND, SO HOW HOT WOULD
1026
00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:24,863
SHE BE?
1027
00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:26,465
UH, ANOTHER OPINION. CARLA.
1028
00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:28,134
>> SHE'S SMILING, BUT I DON'T
1029
00:34:28,134 --> 00:34:29,335
THINK SHE LOOKS HAPPY.
1030
00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:34,306
>> WELL, AGAIN, MAKING LUNCH FOR
1031
00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:35,374
THE HUSBAND, OKAY?
1032
00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:36,875
SO WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT THE
1033
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:37,576
HUSBAND?
1034
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:38,777
>> HE'S KIND OF CUTE.
1035
00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:39,478
>> YEAH.
1036
00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:40,312
[ LAUGHTER ]
1037
00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:41,713
>> CUTE -- WELL, IT'S EASY TO BE
1038
00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,282
CUTE WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE BEING
1039
00:34:43,282 --> 00:34:44,416
WAITED ON HAND AND FOOT.
1040
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,817
BUT WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO DO TO
1041
00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:47,353
GET HIM TO MAKE LUNCH FOR HER,
1042
00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:48,554
HUH?
1043
00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:50,589
SLEEP WITH THE MAILMAN?
1044
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:51,723
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
1045
00:34:51,723 --> 00:34:52,624
M-MADELYN?
1046
00:34:52,624 --> 00:34:53,559
>> CAN WE GET ANOTHER OPINION?
1047
00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:54,126
LINDY.
1048
00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:56,262
>> I LIKE HIS SMILE.
1049
00:34:56,262 --> 00:34:56,795
>> REALLY?
1050
00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:57,529
>> MM-HMM.
1051
00:34:57,529 --> 00:34:59,198
>> WELL, I THINK THAT HE LOOKS
1052
00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:00,399
JUST A LITTLE BIT SMUG.
1053
00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:01,733
SEE HERE IN THE SECOND ONE?
1054
00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:02,568
RIGHT THERE?
1055
00:35:02,568 --> 00:35:03,569
>> I DON'T KNOW --
1056
00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:05,237
>> NO. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. LOOK.
1057
00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:06,705
DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT HE
1058
00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:07,739
APPRECIATES HER?
1059
00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:09,341
HERE SHE'S GONE TO ALL THE
1060
00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:11,177
TROUBLE TO MAKE HIM THIS REALLY
1061
00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:12,444
LIFESAVING MEAL, AND HE'S
1062
00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:13,912
PROBABLY SITTING THERE LIKE SAM
1063
00:35:13,912 --> 00:35:15,514
OVER HERE, THINKING, YOU KNOW,
1064
00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:16,248
"OH, WAIT.
1065
00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:17,416
SHE'S NOT HOT ANYMORE.
1066
00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:18,750
AND IF I'M GONNA STAY ALIVE,
1067
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:20,419
WHAT I NEED TO DO IS SHTUP THAT
1068
00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:20,852
BIMBO."
1069
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:21,853
>> WHAT BIMBO?
1070
00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:23,189
>> I DON'T SEE A BIMBO.
1071
00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:24,423
>> THERE'S ALWAYS A BIMBO.
1072
00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:25,757
AND EVEN IF YOU GET OVER THE
1073
00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:27,259
FIRST BIMBO, THERE'S GONNA BE
1074
00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:28,527
ANOTHER BIMBO, BECAUSE, YOU
1075
00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:29,928
KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE PEOPLE FALL
1076
00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:31,230
FOR THE BIMBO BECAUSE OF THE
1077
00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:32,231
UNIQUENESS OF THE BIMBO.
1078
00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:33,399
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THE
1079
00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:35,834
BIMBO WILL LAST FOREVER, BECAUSE
1080
00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:38,404
THE ILLUSION OF IMMORTALITY IS
1081
00:35:38,404 --> 00:35:40,606
NOT THE SAME AS IMMORTALITY
1082
00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:41,640
ITSELF!
1083
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,541
OKAY?
1084
00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:44,176
MR. SMUG FACE OVER THERE CAN
1085
00:35:44,176 --> 00:35:45,744
FUCK ALL THE BIMBOS HE CAN GET,
1086
00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:47,413
AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, HE
1087
00:35:47,413 --> 00:35:50,182
WILL STILL END UP ALONE.
1088
00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:53,419
IF YOU THINK THAT ONCE THE
1089
00:35:53,419 --> 00:35:55,487
BIMBOS GO TO WHEREVER IT IS THAT
1090
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,423
BIMBOS GO, THAT YOU CAN CRAWL
1091
00:35:57,423 --> 00:35:58,890
BACK TO THAT WONDERFUL,
1092
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:01,493
WONDERFUL WIFE WHO HAS MADE YOU
1093
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:03,729
ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL LUNCHES,
1094
00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:05,697
THEN YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING
1095
00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:07,266
COMING, YOU BASTARD!
1096
00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:07,899
>> UH, MADELYN.
1097
00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:08,800
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
1098
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,336
MADELYN, ARE YOU -- ARE YOU ALL
1099
00:36:10,336 --> 00:36:11,337
RIGHT?
1100
00:36:11,337 --> 00:36:12,738
WHAT IF WE GO TO MY OFFICE?
1101
00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:14,706
>> EXCUSE ME.
1102
00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:16,308
I'M JUST GONNA GO GET SOMETHING
1103
00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:17,543
I LEFT IN MY COAT POCKET.
1104
00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:18,677
>> [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
1105
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:19,845
NERVOUS TODAY.
1106
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,347
UH, MADELYN?
1107
00:36:21,347 --> 00:36:25,384
>> I KNOW HOW TO OPEN THE DOOR!
1108
00:36:25,384 --> 00:36:27,319
>> THIS IS MOST UNEXPECTED, BUT
1109
00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:27,986
DON'T MOVE.
1110
00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:30,256
UH, WE'LL BE SERVING COFFEE.
1111
00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:30,822
BIMBO.
1112
00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:32,258
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
1113
00:36:32,258 --> 00:36:35,361
UH, JUST A MINUTE.
1114
00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:42,701
WHAT'S WRONG?
1115
00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:43,502
>> NOTHING.
1116
00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:44,736
I JUST -- I GOT THIRSTY.
1117
00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:46,338
>> YOU'RE OUR MOST RELIABLE
1118
00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:46,838
EMPLOYEE.
1119
00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:49,241
>> DON'T CALL ME RELIABLE!
1120
00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:50,609
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
1121
00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:52,278
RELIABLE IS GOOD!
1122
00:36:52,278 --> 00:36:53,612
>> I USED TO THINK SO, BUT I'M
1123
00:36:53,612 --> 00:36:54,646
NOT SO SURE ANYMORE.
1124
00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:56,782
OKAY, I KNOW I SHOULDN'T DRINK,
1125
00:36:56,782 --> 00:36:59,418
BUT LIFE FEELS SO PAINFUL DRUNK
1126
00:36:59,418 --> 00:37:01,787
THAT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT
1127
00:37:01,787 --> 00:37:04,390
IT FEELS LIKE SOBER.
1128
00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:07,459
>> THESE JUST CAME FOR YOU.
1129
00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:12,664
AREN'T YOU LUCKY?
1130
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:14,400
>> PRETTY SECRETARY.
1131
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,268
THEY'RE ALWAYS SO PRETTY.
1132
00:37:16,268 --> 00:37:16,535
AH.
1133
00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:17,869
"TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. PAUL."
1134
00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:19,271
>> IS IT YOUR ANNIVERSARY?
1135
00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:23,709
>> NOPE.
1136
00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:24,876
>> OH, MY GOD.
1137
00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:26,912
HE WAS UNFAITHFUL WITH SOME
1138
00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:27,679
BIMBO.
1139
00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:29,315
>> [ Voice breaking ] YES.
1140
00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:30,649
OH, MY GOD. YES.
1141
00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:32,484
I'M BEING TRADED IN LIKE AN OLD
1142
00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:34,520
CAR.
1143
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,021
[ SIGHS ]
1144
00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:37,756
OH, IT IS SO GOOD TO FINALLY
1145
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,625
HAVE SOMEONE SANE TO TALK ABOUT
1146
00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:40,426
THIS WITH.
1147
00:37:40,426 --> 00:37:42,461
>> THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY
1148
00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:43,662
LIFE.
1149
00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:44,596
>> SURELY NOT.
1150
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:46,064
I'VE KNOWN THAT THESE ARE BAD
1151
00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:47,733
TIMES, KEITH, BUT I'VE NEVER
1152
00:37:47,733 --> 00:37:49,435
THOUGHT OF YOU AS A CRUEL MAN.
1153
00:37:49,435 --> 00:37:51,002
>> I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS.
1154
00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:52,904
>> WELL, CAN IT WAIT FOR AN EVEN
1155
00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:54,072
MORE WONDERFUL DAY?
1156
00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:55,441
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
1157
00:37:55,441 --> 00:38:02,548
OH, SHIT. MY PHONE'S RINGING.
1158
00:38:02,548 --> 00:38:05,317
THIS IS NOT SOON!
1159
00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:06,452
>> WAS THAT PAUL?
1160
00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:06,918
>> NO.
1161
00:38:06,918 --> 00:38:08,887
IT'S JUST SOMEONE THAT I-I MADE
1162
00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:10,822
A REALLY STRANGE CONTRACT WITH.
1163
00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:11,757
[ CHUCKLES ]
1164
00:38:11,757 --> 00:38:13,559
[ GULPS ]
1165
00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:14,593
IT'S COMPLICATED.
1166
00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:15,861
IT'S REALLY COMPLICATED.
1167
00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:18,330
>> OH, MADELYN.
1168
00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:23,569
[ SIGHS ]
1169
00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:25,103
I'VE WANTED TO SAY THIS SINCE
1170
00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:26,838
THE FIRST DAY YOU WALKED INTO
1171
00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:28,607
THE OFFICE, LOOKING FOR A JOB.
1172
00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:30,075
THE MOMENT I SAW YOU ALL DECKED
1173
00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:31,743
OUT IN YOUR GRAY SUIT AND BLACK
1174
00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:34,813
PUMPS, I KNEW IT!
1175
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,048
I LOVE YOU.
1176
00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:38,350
>> YOU LOVE ME?
1177
00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:40,085
>> WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL.
1178
00:38:40,085 --> 00:38:41,387
>> YOU LOVE ME?
1179
00:38:41,387 --> 00:38:42,053
[ CHAIR SQUEAKS ]
1180
00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:42,654
OOH!
1181
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:43,054
OH.
1182
00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:44,723
WELL, I MEAN, I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN
1183
00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:46,392
THAT, UH, UH, YOU LIKE CHATTING
1184
00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:47,793
WITH ME, BUT I NEVER KNEW THAT
1185
00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:48,627
YOU LOVED ME.
1186
00:38:48,627 --> 00:38:49,428
[ CHUCKLES ]
1187
00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:50,796
THERE'S SO MANY THINGS ABOUT MY
1188
00:38:50,796 --> 00:38:51,763
LIFE I DON'T KNOW.
1189
00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:52,898
WHAT ELSE DON'T I KNOW?
1190
00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,500
MAYBE I HAVE SECRET SUPERPOWERS.
1191
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,701
>> LET'S SEIZE THE MOMENT!
1192
00:38:55,701 --> 00:38:56,868
>> W-WHAT -- WHAT MOMENT
1193
00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:57,469
EXACTLY?
1194
00:38:57,469 --> 00:38:58,570
THEY GO BY SO QUICKLY.
1195
00:38:58,570 --> 00:38:59,838
>> OH, MADELYN, JUST SAY THE
1196
00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:00,372
WORD.
1197
00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:01,607
>> WHAT WORD WOULD THAT BE?
1198
00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:02,508
>> SAY YES!
1199
00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:04,009
>> BUT TO WHAT, EXACTLY?
1200
00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,911
>> TO ME.
1201
00:39:05,911 --> 00:39:06,612
>> BUT --
1202
00:39:06,612 --> 00:39:08,079
>> NO, NO, NO, NO. NO BUTS.
1203
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,616
>> BUT -- BUT -- BUT YOU'RE
1204
00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:11,617
MARRIED!
1205
00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:14,085
>> MADELYN, ONE WORD FROM YOU
1206
00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:16,722
AND LYDIA'S GONE -- HISTORY.
1207
00:39:16,722 --> 00:39:18,457
>> OH, LOOK. MY BOTTLE'S EMPTY.
1208
00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:19,558
[ CHUCKLES ]
1209
00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:22,661
I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A-A...
1210
00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:23,695
A MENTAL-HEALTH DAY.
1211
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,431
YOU KNOW, SELDOM MORE DESERVED,
1212
00:39:25,431 --> 00:39:26,932
BUT UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, A
1213
00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:28,434
HIGHLY UNACHIEVABLE GOAL.
1214
00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:29,901
>> YOU...
1215
00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:31,537
YOU WILL AT LEAST THINK ABOUT
1216
00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:34,105
IT, WILL YOU?
1217
00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:36,408
>> HONESTLY, I'LL DO MY VERY
1218
00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:38,176
BEST NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT, BUT
1219
00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:41,179
I'LL P-P-PROBABLY FAIL.
1220
00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:43,181
SO THIS IS THE BEST THAT I CAN
1221
00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:45,016
DO.
1222
00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:46,952
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
1223
00:39:46,952 --> 00:39:51,056
>> YES!
1224
00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:53,659
>> IF THIS MAN YOU'RE SEEING --
1225
00:39:53,659 --> 00:39:54,960
>> PAUL.
1226
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,928
I LOVE TO SAY HIS NAME.
1227
00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:57,696
PAUL.
1228
00:39:57,696 --> 00:40:00,566
>> YES, IF THIS PAUL AND HIS
1229
00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:02,634
WIFE DECIDED THAT STARTING A
1230
00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:04,736
WHOLE NEW LIFE WITH WHOLE NEW
1231
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:07,439
PEOPLE WAS JUST TOO EXHAUSTING,
1232
00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:08,974
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
1233
00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:11,443
>> I'D KILL MYSELF.
1234
00:40:11,443 --> 00:40:13,645
>> BUT WOULDN'T YOU THINK, "WOW!
1235
00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:15,013
A WHOLE NEW START"?
1236
00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:16,948
>> UH, NO, I'D KILL MYSELF.
1237
00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:17,783
>> OKAY.
1238
00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:19,818
HOW DID THAT THINKING ON YOUR
1239
00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:20,752
CAREER GO?
1240
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,888
>> WELL, I LOOKED AT THE LIST
1241
00:40:22,888 --> 00:40:25,156
FOR THIS WEEK'S AUDITIONS, EVEN
1242
00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:27,493
FOR PARTS THAT DON'T PAY, AND
1243
00:40:27,493 --> 00:40:28,760
THERE'S NOTHING.
1244
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,462
>> OH. OKAY.
1245
00:40:30,462 --> 00:40:34,466
WELL, UH, LET ME LOOK AT IT.
1246
00:40:34,466 --> 00:40:34,833
HERE.
1247
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:35,867
>> YOU'RE SO NICE.
1248
00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:37,503
I THOUGHT YOU'D FORGOTTEN ALL
1249
00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:39,004
ABOUT MY PROBLEMS, A-AND YOU'VE
1250
00:40:39,004 --> 00:40:41,206
BEEN THINKING SO MUCH ABOUT ME.
1251
00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:43,575
THANK YOU.
1252
00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:45,176
>> UM, OKAY.
1253
00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:48,480
LET ME SEE HERE.
1254
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,182
GET OUT THE OLD, UH...
1255
00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:52,951
[ CHUCKLES ]
1256
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:55,854
OKAY. YOU DON'T NEED THESE.
1257
00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:57,889
OKAY.
1258
00:40:57,889 --> 00:41:00,559
AHA.
1259
00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:03,261
GANG MEMBER...
1260
00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:09,935
CARJACKER, HIT MAN, HOOKER...
1261
00:41:09,935 --> 00:41:12,538
AHA! SHAKESPEARE.
1262
00:41:12,538 --> 00:41:14,105
HA! WHAT COULD BE BETTER?
1263
00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:15,574
>> A TV COMMERCIAL?
1264
00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:17,743
>> AH, BUT A PLAY!
1265
00:41:17,743 --> 00:41:18,944
>> IT'S LONG!
1266
00:41:18,944 --> 00:41:20,779
AND -- AND COMMERCIALS YOU DON'T
1267
00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:22,581
HAVE TO LEARN SO MANY LINES, AND
1268
00:41:22,581 --> 00:41:23,915
I CAN USE MY SPECIALITY.
1269
00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:26,552
>> YOUR SPECIALITY?
1270
00:41:26,552 --> 00:41:27,285
>> WANT TO SEE?
1271
00:41:27,285 --> 00:41:28,920
>> OH, YEAH.
1272
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:33,759
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
1273
00:41:33,759 --> 00:41:35,827
SEE, I TURN AWAY AND THEN LOOK
1274
00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:38,196
BACK AND GIVE A LITTLE SMILE.
1275
00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:39,831
IT USED TO HAVE A WINK IN IT,
1276
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,533
TOO, BUT THIS DIRECTOR TOLD ME
1277
00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:42,868
IT WAS TOO MUCH.
1278
00:41:42,868 --> 00:41:44,269
J-JUST TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU
1279
00:41:44,269 --> 00:41:44,903
PREFER.
1280
00:41:44,903 --> 00:41:48,173
I'LL SHOW YOU.
1281
00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:51,743
NO WINK.
1282
00:41:51,743 --> 00:41:55,180
WINK.
1283
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:56,848
>> BUT YOU CAN DO MORE THAN
1284
00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,850
THAT.
1285
00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:00,586
>> NOT THAT MUCH, NO.
1286
00:42:00,586 --> 00:42:02,654
I FLUNKED DANCE CLASSES, AND...
1287
00:42:02,654 --> 00:42:04,623
>> YOU FLUNKED DANCE CLASSES.
1288
00:42:04,623 --> 00:42:06,024
OKAY. OKAY.
1289
00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:08,860
WELL, UM, UH, YOU JUST HAVE TO
1290
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:09,728
KEEP TRYING.
1291
00:42:09,728 --> 00:42:10,896
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
1292
00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:14,633
WE CAN ALL DO MORE.
1293
00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:16,602
NO, THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
1294
00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:19,004
WE -- WE WORK HARD, WE GET
1295
00:42:19,004 --> 00:42:21,673
BETTER, THEN WE ANALYZE OUR
1296
00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:23,241
MISTAKES, WE WORK HARD AGAIN,
1297
00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:24,743
AND WE GET EVEN BETTER.
1298
00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:26,878
THAT'S LIFE!
1299
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:28,213
AND THEN SOMEBODY PULLS THE RUG
1300
00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:29,781
OUT FROM UNDER US AND WE WISH WE
1301
00:42:29,781 --> 00:42:31,082
WERE DEAD, BUT LET'S NOT THINK
1302
00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:33,685
ABOUT THAT.
1303
00:42:37,022 --> 00:42:39,124
OKAY.
1304
00:42:39,124 --> 00:42:41,893
THE RELEVANT POINT IS THAT IF
1305
00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:44,596
YOU WERE IN A PLAY RIGHT NOW,
1306
00:42:44,596 --> 00:42:47,232
YOU WOULD NOT BE PINING OVER --
1307
00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:49,100
>> PAUL.
1308
00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:50,101
>> OH, LOOK.
1309
00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:51,937
AUDITIONS AT 7:00 TONIGHT.
1310
00:42:51,937 --> 00:42:53,805
MAYBE YOU'LL BE DISCOVERED.
1311
00:42:53,805 --> 00:42:56,207
MAYBE YOU'LL MOVE TO CALIFORNIA.
1312
00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:58,710
>> THEY'LL LAUGH AT ME.
1313
00:42:58,710 --> 00:43:00,211
>> YOU'RE JUST NERVOUS.
1314
00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:01,379
>> I HATE AUDITIONS.
1315
00:43:01,379 --> 00:43:03,081
JUST SITTING THERE ALL ALONE,
1316
00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:04,916
WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO CALL YOUR
1317
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:06,652
NAME, AND THEN THEY JUST SAY,
1318
00:43:06,652 --> 00:43:08,186
"STOP! STOP!"
1319
00:43:08,186 --> 00:43:10,388
AND WHAT IF PAUL COMES AND I'M
1320
00:43:10,388 --> 00:43:11,322
NOT HOME?
1321
00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:13,124
>> YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY.
1322
00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:14,993
REMEMBER, I DID WHAT YOU SAID.
1323
00:43:14,993 --> 00:43:16,862
I ASKED MY HUSBAND IF HE LOVED
1324
00:43:16,862 --> 00:43:18,630
ME, AND THEN I TOLD HIM I WAS
1325
00:43:18,630 --> 00:43:20,331
SLEEPING WITH AN IMAGINARY MAN.
1326
00:43:20,331 --> 00:43:22,133
GOING TO AN AUDITION IS A LOT
1327
00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:23,168
LESS THAN THAT.
1328
00:43:23,168 --> 00:43:24,836
>> I'LL GO IF YOU COME WITH ME.
1329
00:43:24,836 --> 00:43:25,704
>> NOPE. NOPE.
1330
00:43:25,704 --> 00:43:26,872
THAT IS NOT PART OF --
1331
00:43:26,872 --> 00:43:28,106
[ GASPS ] WAIT A MINUTE.
1332
00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:29,741
THAT IS ACTUALLY A GREAT IDEA,
1333
00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:32,110
BECAUSE IF I GO AND I SEE THAT
1334
00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:36,882
THEY DO LAUGH AT YOU...
1335
00:43:36,882 --> 00:43:37,415
>> YEAH.
1336
00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:39,184
>> ...WE CAN START LOOKING AT
1337
00:43:39,184 --> 00:43:40,819
ALTERNATE CAREER OPTIONS.
1338
00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:42,721
BECAUSE YOU DO NOT NEED TO SPEND
1339
00:43:42,721 --> 00:43:44,289
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WAITING
1340
00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:46,692
FOR A MAN TO CALL.
1341
00:43:46,692 --> 00:43:47,392
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
1342
00:43:47,392 --> 00:43:51,362
OH, EXCUSE ME.
1343
00:43:51,362 --> 00:43:52,798
>> IS THAT FRED?
1344
00:43:52,798 --> 00:43:53,965
>> NO. KEITH.
1345
00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:56,267
HE'S A CO-WORKER WHO JUST TOLD
1346
00:43:56,267 --> 00:43:58,704
ME THAT HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME.
1347
00:43:58,704 --> 00:43:59,971
>> [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD.
1348
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:01,106
SEE? I TOLD YOU.
1349
00:44:01,106 --> 00:44:03,141
IT'S SO EASY TO FIND SOMEONE TO
1350
00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:05,143
FUCK, AND HE LOVES YOU, SO IT'S
1351
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:05,844
GREAT!
1352
00:44:05,844 --> 00:44:08,213
YOU JUST -- YOU JUST FUCK THIS,
1353
00:44:08,213 --> 00:44:10,816
UH, KEITH, AND THEN YOU AND YOUR
1354
00:44:10,816 --> 00:44:12,283
HUSBAND WILL BE EVEN FOR REAL.
1355
00:44:12,283 --> 00:44:14,019
>> [ Voice breaking ] YOU CAN'T
1356
00:44:14,019 --> 00:44:15,020
MAKE ME FUCK HIM!
1357
00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:17,022
THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH OF A PACT.
1358
00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:18,356
>> OH, PLEASE DON'T BE SAD.
1359
00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:19,958
WE'LL FIND SOMEONE FOR YOU TO
1360
00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:20,992
FUCK THAT YOU LIKE.
1361
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,460
MAYBE WE'LL MEET SOMEONE SPECIAL
1362
00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:23,829
AT THE AUDITION.
1363
00:44:23,829 --> 00:44:26,164
>> "DOWN FROM THE WAIST, THEY
1364
00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:28,734
ARE CENTAURS, THOUGH WOMAN ALL
1365
00:44:28,734 --> 00:44:29,735
ABOVE."
1366
00:44:29,735 --> 00:44:32,070
>> DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
1367
00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:34,339
>> "BUT TO THE GIRDLE DO THE
1368
00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:37,843
GODS INHERIT, BENEATH ALL ARE
1369
00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:41,947
FIENDS' -- THERE'S HELL, THERE'S
1370
00:44:41,947 --> 00:44:44,215
SULFUROUS, THERE'S THE PIT
1371
00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:46,251
BURNING, SCALDING, STENCH,
1372
00:44:46,251 --> 00:44:48,754
CONSUMPTION!
1373
00:44:48,754 --> 00:44:50,856
FIE! FIE!"
1374
00:44:50,856 --> 00:44:52,891
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
1375
00:44:52,891 --> 00:44:53,825
>> PHONES OFF!
1376
00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:55,226
JUST PICK IT UP ANYWHERE.
1377
00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:56,427
ANYWHERE AT ALL.
1378
00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:57,295
>> SORRY.
1379
00:44:57,295 --> 00:44:58,163
[ SIGHS ]
1380
00:44:58,163 --> 00:44:59,464
KEITH, CAN'T TALK.
1381
00:44:59,464 --> 00:45:00,799
>> "SAY 'AYE' AND 'NO' TO
1382
00:45:00,799 --> 00:45:01,767
EVERY THING I SAID!"
1383
00:45:01,767 --> 00:45:03,001
>> WHY DO WE NEED A BREAKFAST
1384
00:45:03,001 --> 00:45:03,401
MEETING?
1385
00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:04,870
WE CAN COVER THAT CAMPAIGN AT
1386
00:45:04,870 --> 00:45:06,805
THE OFFICE.
1387
00:45:06,805 --> 00:45:09,240
NO, WE DON'T NEED ALONE TIME,
1388
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:10,108
KEITH.
1389
00:45:10,108 --> 00:45:11,442
>> "WHEN THE RAIN CAME..."
1390
00:45:11,442 --> 00:45:12,944
>> COULD WE HAVE SILENCE,
1391
00:45:12,944 --> 00:45:13,411
PLEASE?
1392
00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:14,112
>> Sorry.
1393
00:45:14,112 --> 00:45:15,346
Goodbye. Don't call back.
1394
00:45:15,346 --> 00:45:16,481
>> "...THE WIND TO MAKE ME
1395
00:45:16,481 --> 00:45:17,148
CHATTER...
1396
00:45:17,148 --> 00:45:18,383
[ CLICKING TEETH ]
1397
00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:19,885
[ CELLPHONE CLATTERS ]
1398
00:45:19,885 --> 00:45:22,087
>> ...AND THE THUNDER WOULD NOT
1399
00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:25,757
PEACE AT MY BIDDING.
1400
00:45:25,757 --> 00:45:26,224
THERE..."
1401
00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:27,525
>> I'M JUST GONNA PUT IT ON
1402
00:45:27,525 --> 00:45:28,393
VIBRATE, OKAY?
1403
00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:29,027
>> YEAH.
1404
00:45:29,027 --> 00:45:31,997
>> "THERE, I SMELT THEM OUT.
1405
00:45:31,997 --> 00:45:33,999
[ SNIFFING ]
1406
00:45:33,999 --> 00:45:36,234
>> NEXT!
1407
00:45:46,544 --> 00:45:48,980
>> "WHAT SHALL CORDELIA DO?
1408
00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:51,549
LOVE AND BE SILENT.
1409
00:45:51,549 --> 00:45:55,086
OOP!
1410
00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:56,788
THEN POOR CORDELIA!
1411
00:45:56,788 --> 00:45:59,157
AND YET NOT SO, SINCE I AM SURE
1412
00:45:59,157 --> 00:46:01,793
THAT MY LOVE IS MORE RICHER THAN
1413
00:46:01,793 --> 00:46:03,494
MY MOUTH.
1414
00:46:03,494 --> 00:46:07,933
NOTHING."
1415
00:46:07,933 --> 00:46:08,499
>> [ SLURPS ]
1416
00:46:08,499 --> 00:46:11,202
>> "NOTHING?"
1417
00:46:11,202 --> 00:46:12,370
[ FOOTSTEPS ]
1418
00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:14,139
"NOTHING, MY LORD."
1419
00:46:14,139 --> 00:46:16,441
[ FOOTSTEPS ]
1420
00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:18,409
"NOTHING SHALL COME OF
1421
00:46:18,409 --> 00:46:20,478
NOTHING -- SPEAK AGAIN!"
1422
00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:23,148
>> THEY ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN
1423
00:46:23,148 --> 00:46:23,548
ME.
1424
00:46:23,548 --> 00:46:26,017
>> "UNHAPPY THAT I AM, I CANNOT
1425
00:46:26,017 --> 00:46:28,186
HEAVE MY HEART INTO MY MOUTH."
1426
00:46:28,186 --> 00:46:31,022
>> YOU CAN'T BE AS BAD AS THAT.
1427
00:46:31,022 --> 00:46:34,893
>> YOU REALLY THINK SO?
1428
00:46:34,893 --> 00:46:36,227
SURE.
1429
00:46:36,227 --> 00:46:38,329
SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN WITH
1430
00:46:38,329 --> 00:46:40,999
MORE, YOU KNOW, TALENT, BUT IT'S
1431
00:46:40,999 --> 00:46:42,533
NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
1432
00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:44,402
IT'S JUST PRETENDING.
1433
00:46:44,402 --> 00:46:45,871
YOU'RE PRETTY.
1434
00:46:45,871 --> 00:46:49,240
AND YOU'RE...
1435
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,608
PRETTY.
1436
00:46:50,608 --> 00:46:55,947
UH...ANY NO-TALENT IDIOT THAT
1437
00:46:55,947 --> 00:46:58,216
WORKS HARD IS BOUND TO BE BETTER
1438
00:46:58,216 --> 00:47:00,085
THAN THAT.
1439
00:47:00,085 --> 00:47:01,887
>> WOW.
1440
00:47:01,887 --> 00:47:03,521
IF MY FAMILY HAD GIVEN ME THAT
1441
00:47:03,521 --> 00:47:05,390
KIND OF ENCOURAGEMENT, MY WHOLE
1442
00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:06,992
LIFE WOULD BE DIFFERENT.
1443
00:47:06,992 --> 00:47:08,894
>> "THOSE DUTIES BACK AS I -- AS
1444
00:47:08,894 --> 00:47:10,561
ARE FIT, OBEY YOU, LOVE YOU..."
1445
00:47:10,561 --> 00:47:12,463
>> I'D BE THE ONE SLEEPING NEXT
1446
00:47:12,463 --> 00:47:13,999
TO BRAD PITT RIGHT NOW.
1447
00:47:13,999 --> 00:47:15,333
>> "WHY HAVE MY SISTERS
1448
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:17,235
HUSBANDS, IF THEY SAY THEY LOVE
1449
00:47:17,235 --> 00:47:18,003
YOU ALL?"
1450
00:47:18,003 --> 00:47:19,871
UM, "HAPLY, WHEN I SHALL WED...
1451
00:47:19,871 --> 00:47:21,206
[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ]
1452
00:47:21,206 --> 00:47:22,941
...THAT LORD WHOSE HAND..."
1453
00:47:22,941 --> 00:47:24,042
>> WHAT?
1454
00:47:24,042 --> 00:47:26,011
KEITH, WHAT? WHAT?
1455
00:47:26,011 --> 00:47:27,012
NO. NO.
1456
00:47:27,012 --> 00:47:28,413
IT'S NOT GREAT NEWS THAT MY
1457
00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:30,181
HUSBAND IS IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER
1458
00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:30,615
WOMAN.
1459
00:47:30,615 --> 00:47:32,350
NO, I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW GOD
1460
00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:33,318
ANSWERS PRAYERS.
1461
00:47:33,318 --> 00:47:36,021
>> I MUST HAVE SILENCE!
1462
00:47:36,021 --> 00:47:37,155
>> I'm sorry.
1463
00:47:37,155 --> 00:47:38,323
>> "SO YOUNG."
1464
00:47:38,323 --> 00:47:40,325
>> [ Sighing ] Oh, my God.
1465
00:47:40,325 --> 00:47:43,995
>> "SO YOUNG AND SO UNTENDER?"
1466
00:47:43,995 --> 00:47:44,629
>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
1467
00:47:44,629 --> 00:47:45,496
THAT WILL BE ALL. THANKS.
1468
00:47:45,496 --> 00:47:46,364
>> "SO YOUNG, MY LORD --"
1469
00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:49,234
>> STOP. STOP!
1470
00:47:49,234 --> 00:47:52,103
NEXT.
1471
00:47:52,103 --> 00:47:55,640
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]
1472
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,543
>> "WHERE AM I?
1473
00:47:58,543 --> 00:48:01,046
FAIR DAYLIGHT?
1474
00:48:01,046 --> 00:48:02,513
I AM MIGHTILY ABUSED."
1475
00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:04,315
>> WHAT'S THIS PLAY ABOUT
1476
00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:05,083
ANYWAY?
1477
00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:07,218
>> "I SHOULD EVEN DIE WITH PITY,
1478
00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:09,220
TO SEE ANOTHER THUS.
1479
00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:10,388
[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ]
1480
00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,023
I WILL NOT SWEAR THESE ON MY
1481
00:48:12,023 --> 00:48:12,423
HANDS."
1482
00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:13,591
>> OH, IT'S MY HUSBAND.
1483
00:48:13,591 --> 00:48:14,692
>> LET ME TALK TO HIM.
1484
00:48:14,692 --> 00:48:16,227
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
1485
00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:17,362
>> LET ME TALK TO HIM.
1486
00:48:17,362 --> 00:48:17,963
>> WHY?
1487
00:48:17,963 --> 00:48:18,696
>> I'LL TELL HIM WHAT A
1488
00:48:18,696 --> 00:48:20,031
BASTARD HE IS FOR CHEATING ON A
1489
00:48:20,031 --> 00:48:20,565
SAINT LIKE YOU.
1490
00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:21,366
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
1491
00:48:21,366 --> 00:48:22,267
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
1492
00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:25,036
HEY, I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.
1493
00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:26,104
UH, NO.
1494
00:48:26,104 --> 00:48:29,107
NO, NOT BECAUSE I'M IN BED WITH
1495
00:48:29,107 --> 00:48:30,141
SOMEONE.
1496
00:48:30,141 --> 00:48:31,409
>> NOT YET.
1497
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,677
>> I KNOW I'M NOT AT HOME.
1498
00:48:32,677 --> 00:48:33,311
SO WHAT?
1499
00:48:33,311 --> 00:48:34,512
YOU GO OUT ALL THE TIME.
1500
00:48:34,512 --> 00:48:36,047
WHY CAN'T I GO OUT SOMETIMES?
1501
00:48:36,047 --> 00:48:37,248
>> "NOT AN HOUR MORE..."
1502
00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:38,083
>> UH, NO.
1503
00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:40,018
I DID NOT AGREE TO HAVE DINNER
1504
00:48:40,018 --> 00:48:40,618
WITH YOU.
1505
00:48:40,618 --> 00:48:42,053
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
1506
00:48:42,053 --> 00:48:43,721
YOU SAID, "LET'S HAVE DINNER."
1507
00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:45,623
AND I SAID, UH -- I DON'T KNOW
1508
00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:47,358
WHAT I SAID, BUT IT WASN'T
1509
00:48:47,358 --> 00:48:49,194
"YES."
1510
00:48:49,194 --> 00:48:51,729
I AM NOT WITH MY LOVER.
1511
00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:56,134
NO, I'M DEFINITELY NOT NAKED!
1512
00:48:56,134 --> 00:48:58,236
YOU CANNOT TELL BY MY VOICE THAT
1513
00:48:58,236 --> 00:48:59,137
I'M NAKED.
1514
00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:00,005
OKAY. WHY SHOULD I?
1515
00:49:00,005 --> 00:49:01,139
YOU DON'T TELL ME EVERYWHERE
1516
00:49:01,139 --> 00:49:01,472
YOU GO.
1517
00:49:01,472 --> 00:49:02,640
WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU WHERE I
1518
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:03,141
GO?
1519
00:49:03,141 --> 00:49:04,209
NO, PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT YOU
1520
00:49:04,209 --> 00:49:04,976
LOVE ME!
1521
00:49:04,976 --> 00:49:06,444
BECAUSE!
1522
00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:07,578
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
1523
00:49:07,578 --> 00:49:09,180
[ Voice breaking ] I DON'T
1524
00:49:09,180 --> 00:49:11,016
BELIEVE YOU ANYMORE, AND I AM SO
1525
00:49:11,016 --> 00:49:14,452
SICK OF YOUR LIES!
1526
00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:16,087
No. Wait a minute.
1527
00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:17,322
Wait a minute.
1528
00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:18,689
I like your lies.
1529
00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:20,325
Bring on the lies.
1530
00:49:20,325 --> 00:49:21,059
WHAT?
1531
00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:23,428
BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT LIFE
1532
00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:25,696
WAS THIS SHITTY LITTLE NASTY
1533
00:49:25,696 --> 00:49:29,267
THING, AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
1534
00:49:29,267 --> 00:49:31,636
SO JUST SPOON ME FULL OF ICE
1535
00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:36,074
CREAM AND TELL ME...THAT LOVE
1536
00:49:36,074 --> 00:49:37,008
LASTS FOREVER...
1537
00:49:37,008 --> 00:49:37,775
[ SNIFFLES ]
1538
00:49:37,775 --> 00:49:40,511
...AND THAT ALL DREAMS COME
1539
00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:42,247
TRUE.
1540
00:49:42,247 --> 00:49:43,781
OH, YEAH. SURE.
1541
00:49:43,781 --> 00:49:46,351
JUST LIKE MY MOM. UH-HUH.
1542
00:49:46,351 --> 00:49:48,153
HELLO, DEMENTIA.
1543
00:49:48,153 --> 00:49:50,255
I'M OVER HERE.
1544
00:49:50,255 --> 00:49:51,589
WHAT?
1545
00:49:51,589 --> 00:49:53,324
NO. NO.
1546
00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:55,093
DON'T...
1547
00:49:55,093 --> 00:49:56,194
SHUT UP!
1548
00:49:56,194 --> 00:49:58,296
JUST SHUT UP!
1549
00:49:58,296 --> 00:50:00,065
I AM NOT THE LOVE OF ANYONE'S
1550
00:50:00,065 --> 00:50:01,699
LIFE, AND THIS IS NOT ABOUT WHO
1551
00:50:01,699 --> 00:50:05,670
I'M FUCKING!
1552
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:07,505
>> YOU'RE HIRED!
1553
00:50:13,111 --> 00:50:14,279
THE AUDACITY OF IT!
1554
00:50:14,279 --> 00:50:16,047
JUST BURSTING INTO CHARACTER!
1555
00:50:16,047 --> 00:50:17,648
I HADN'T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT A
1556
00:50:17,648 --> 00:50:18,816
WOMAN PLAYING LEAR.
1557
00:50:18,816 --> 00:50:20,318
>> I'M SORRY, BUT I --
1558
00:50:20,318 --> 00:50:21,719
>> SHE WANTS TOP BILLING.
1559
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,621
>> AND THE WHOLE BUSINESSPERSON
1560
00:50:23,621 --> 00:50:24,755
LOOK -- I LIKE IT.
1561
00:50:24,755 --> 00:50:26,291
>> SHE GETS TO KEEP THE
1562
00:50:26,291 --> 00:50:27,058
WARDROBE.
1563
00:50:27,058 --> 00:50:28,359
THAT'S A DEAL-BREAKER.
1564
00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:29,794
>> THE CORPORATE EMPIRE IS
1565
00:50:29,794 --> 00:50:30,661
COLLAPSING.
1566
00:50:30,661 --> 00:50:32,430
LEAR IS REDUCED TO BEGGING ON
1567
00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:33,498
WALL STREET.
1568
00:50:33,498 --> 00:50:34,699
THE MADNESS OF CAPITALISM!
1569
00:50:34,699 --> 00:50:35,466
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1570
00:50:35,466 --> 00:50:36,534
>> YOU DON'T UNDERS--
1571
00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:37,668
>> SHE LOVES YOUR IDEAS!
1572
00:50:37,668 --> 00:50:39,070
YOU HAVE TO SUCK UP TO THE
1573
00:50:39,070 --> 00:50:39,504
DIRECTOR.
1574
00:50:39,504 --> 00:50:40,805
>> YOU'RE YOUNG FOR THE PART,
1575
00:50:40,805 --> 00:50:42,273
BUT THAT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE.
1576
00:50:42,273 --> 00:50:43,574
LAURENCE OLIVIER PLAYED IT AT
1577
00:50:43,574 --> 00:50:45,543
39, GIELGUD AT 26, AND PEOPLE
1578
00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:47,645
HAD THEIR CHILDREN MUCH YOUNGER
1579
00:50:47,645 --> 00:50:49,247
IN SHAKESPEARE'S DAY.
1580
00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:51,349
SO, SO, SO, SO...SHOULD THEY
1581
00:50:51,349 --> 00:50:53,818
STILL BE DAUGHTERS OR SONS?
1582
00:50:53,818 --> 00:50:56,287
AND WHO SHOULD PLAY THE FOOL?
1583
00:50:56,287 --> 00:50:59,290
>> Speciality.
1584
00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:02,427
>> THANK YOU! YES!
1585
00:51:02,427 --> 00:51:04,295
[ Laughing ] YES.
1586
00:51:04,295 --> 00:51:06,864
AND, OF COURSE, I WANT TO THANK
1587
00:51:06,864 --> 00:51:07,632
GOD.
1588
00:51:07,632 --> 00:51:08,733
THANK YOU.
1589
00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:10,868
[ Laughing ] I HAVE A PART IN A
1590
00:51:10,868 --> 00:51:11,536
PLAY!
1591
00:51:11,536 --> 00:51:12,470
[ GASPS ]
1592
00:51:12,470 --> 00:51:13,438
SHAKESPEARE!
1593
00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:14,239
[ GASPS ]
1594
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,474
THE FOOL HAS LOTS OF LINES?
1595
00:51:16,474 --> 00:51:18,276
>> YOU'RE GONNA BE NICE AND
1596
00:51:18,276 --> 00:51:18,743
BUSY.
1597
00:51:18,743 --> 00:51:20,645
>> I WANT TO PLAY WITH MY NEW
1598
00:51:20,645 --> 00:51:21,579
BEST FRIEND.
1599
00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:22,680
YOU CAN'T QUIT.
1600
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,582
AND YOU HAVE TO DO WHATEVER I
1601
00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:25,183
SAY.
1602
00:51:25,183 --> 00:51:27,285
>> I THOUGHT THAT...
1603
00:51:27,285 --> 00:51:29,387
MAINLY IT WAS GONNA BE ME
1604
00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:30,588
TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO.
1605
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:31,722
I'M OLDER. I'M WISER.
1606
00:51:31,722 --> 00:51:35,860
I'M...BETTER EQUIPPED TO HAVE
1607
00:51:35,860 --> 00:51:38,863
INFORMATION, AND, UH, IN THIS
1608
00:51:38,863 --> 00:51:41,666
CASE, I'M A BIG BITCHER -- PIG
1609
00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:42,667
BICTURE.
1610
00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:47,305
BIG...KIND OF PERSON.
1611
00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:48,539
>> BUT YOU WERE SO RIGHT.
1612
00:51:48,539 --> 00:51:50,908
I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT PAUL...
1613
00:51:50,908 --> 00:51:52,310
FOR THE LAST 20 MINUTES.
1614
00:51:52,310 --> 00:51:53,544
I HAVEN'T GONE 20 MINUTES
1615
00:51:53,544 --> 00:51:55,213
WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT HIM SINCE
1616
00:51:55,213 --> 00:51:57,682
THE FIRST TIME HE KISSED ME.
1617
00:51:57,682 --> 00:51:59,550
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT OUR
1618
00:51:59,550 --> 00:52:00,418
FIRST KISS?
1619
00:52:00,418 --> 00:52:03,221
IT WAS LIKE THE BEST FIRST KISS
1620
00:52:03,221 --> 00:52:07,325
EVER.
1621
00:52:07,325 --> 00:52:08,693
>> MAYBE ANOTHER TIME.
1622
00:52:08,693 --> 00:52:09,460
>> OKAY.
1623
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:12,530
UM...I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO
1624
00:52:12,530 --> 00:52:14,232
KISS HIM RIGHT NOW.
1625
00:52:14,232 --> 00:52:16,667
DO YOU REALLY THINK I SHOULD NOT
1626
00:52:16,667 --> 00:52:17,635
CALL HIM?
1627
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:18,769
>> I'M SURE.
1628
00:52:18,769 --> 00:52:19,837
ABSOLUTELY.
1629
00:52:19,837 --> 00:52:22,340
START THINKING ABOUT THE PLAY,
1630
00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:24,275
LEARNING ALL THE LINES.
1631
00:52:24,275 --> 00:52:25,743
>> WELL, MAYBE TONIGHT WHEN THE
1632
00:52:25,743 --> 00:52:27,278
WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST IS
1633
00:52:27,278 --> 00:52:28,646
BRUSHING HER YUCKY TEETH, HE
1634
00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:30,381
WILL CALL ME.
1635
00:52:33,518 --> 00:52:37,555
>> IT JUST SEEMS SO STRANGE.
1636
00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:38,756
YOU'VE ALWAYS BRUSHED YOUR TEETH
1637
00:52:38,756 --> 00:52:40,958
BEFORE BED.
1638
00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:48,333
>> CAN'T WE JUST GO TO SLEEP?
1639
00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:50,568
>> IS...
1640
00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:56,374
HIS PENIS BIGGER THAN MINE?
1641
00:52:56,374 --> 00:52:57,575
>> NO, NO.
1642
00:52:57,575 --> 00:53:00,378
IT'S AN AMAZING COINCIDENCE.
1643
00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:04,215
THEY'RE EXACTLY THE SAME SIZE.
1644
00:53:08,886 --> 00:53:10,821
>> YOU'VE MEASURED THEM?
1645
00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:15,526
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
1646
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:16,661
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
1647
00:53:16,661 --> 00:53:17,895
WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU
1648
00:53:17,895 --> 00:53:18,929
WERE DOING LAST NIGHT?
1649
00:53:18,929 --> 00:53:20,398
>> YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME IF I
1650
00:53:20,398 --> 00:53:21,799
TOLD YOU.
1651
00:53:21,799 --> 00:53:23,734
OH, I'LL BE HOME LATE, AGAIN,
1652
00:53:23,734 --> 00:53:24,502
TONIGHT.
1653
00:53:24,502 --> 00:53:26,471
>> [ SIGHS ]
1654
00:53:26,471 --> 00:53:27,405
WHO IS HE?!
1655
00:53:27,405 --> 00:53:28,773
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
1656
00:53:28,773 --> 00:53:32,810
[ SIGHS ]
1657
00:53:32,810 --> 00:53:33,778
IT'S THE OFFICE.
1658
00:53:33,778 --> 00:53:34,779
I BETTER TAKE IT.
1659
00:53:34,779 --> 00:53:36,281
WELL, YOU'RE HEADING OUT.
1660
00:53:36,281 --> 00:53:37,282
WE'LL TALK LATER.
1661
00:53:37,282 --> 00:53:37,848
>> OH, NO.
1662
00:53:37,848 --> 00:53:39,617
I'LL WAIT FOR YOU TO FINISH YOUR
1663
00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:39,984
CALL.
1664
00:53:39,984 --> 00:53:41,519
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT.
1665
00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:42,487
>> I DON'T MIND.
1666
00:53:42,487 --> 00:53:43,588
GO AHEAD -- TAKE IT.
1667
00:53:43,588 --> 00:53:44,755
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
1668
00:53:44,755 --> 00:53:46,457
>> WHERE'D I LEAVE THE NOTES ON
1669
00:53:46,457 --> 00:53:47,258
THAT AUDIT?
1670
00:53:47,258 --> 00:53:49,427
I THINK THEY'RE UPSTAIRS.
1671
00:53:49,427 --> 00:53:51,429
[ SIGHS ]
1672
00:53:51,429 --> 00:53:52,963
THIS IS PAUL.
1673
00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:54,599
[ FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING ]
1674
00:54:02,006 --> 00:54:04,709
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
1675
00:54:08,813 --> 00:54:09,914
>> UH, DAMN IT.
1676
00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:11,782
I GOT TO WORK LATE TONIGHT.
1677
00:54:11,782 --> 00:54:17,522
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
1678
00:54:17,522 --> 00:54:21,459
>> YEAH?
1679
00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:26,764
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
1680
00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:28,499
>> WHO WAS THAT?
1681
00:54:28,499 --> 00:54:30,468
>> WE NEED TO TALK.
1682
00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:32,002
>> [ SIGHS ] NO.
1683
00:54:32,002 --> 00:54:34,605
[ GROANS ]
1684
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:35,940
I'M NOT HAVING THE TALK, OKAY?
1685
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:37,408
YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME YOU'RE
1686
00:54:37,408 --> 00:54:38,643
LEAVING ME FOR ANOTHER MAN.
1687
00:54:38,643 --> 00:54:42,780
>> SIT -- SIT DOWN.
1688
00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:44,949
>> [ SIGHS ]
1689
00:54:44,949 --> 00:54:46,951
>> I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP.
1690
00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:50,755
SO...THERE IS NO OTHER MAN.
1691
00:54:50,755 --> 00:54:51,456
>> RIGHT.
1692
00:54:51,456 --> 00:54:52,890
WELL, THEN WHO KEEPS CALLING
1693
00:54:52,890 --> 00:54:53,624
YOU, THEN?
1694
00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:54,692
>> [ STAMMERS ]
1695
00:54:54,692 --> 00:54:56,427
JUST A...FRIEND.
1696
00:54:56,427 --> 00:54:57,662
>> JUST A FRIEND. OKAY.
1697
00:54:57,662 --> 00:54:58,929
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? HUH?
1698
00:54:58,929 --> 00:55:00,565
THAT YOU'VE SEEN HIM BUT YOU
1699
00:55:00,565 --> 00:55:01,666
HAVEN'T HAD SEX YET?
1700
00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:04,335
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1701
00:55:04,335 --> 00:55:05,570
>> MADELYN.
1702
00:55:05,570 --> 00:55:07,738
HOW FAR HAVE YOU GONE?
1703
00:55:07,738 --> 00:55:09,374
AND WHERE DID YOU DO IT? HUH?
1704
00:55:09,374 --> 00:55:09,740
HERE?
1705
00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:10,908
UPSTAI-- IN OUR HOME?
1706
00:55:10,908 --> 00:55:11,676
IN OUR BED?
1707
00:55:11,676 --> 00:55:13,010
>> WHY DOES THE THOUGHT OF
1708
00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:14,779
SOMEONE ELSE WANTING ME SUDDENLY
1709
00:55:14,779 --> 00:55:15,913
MAKE ME IRRESISTIBLE?
1710
00:55:15,913 --> 00:55:18,416
I SHOULD GO.
1711
00:55:18,416 --> 00:55:20,351
>> WELL, WHAT'S YOUR HURRY? HUH?
1712
00:55:20,351 --> 00:55:21,952
IS HE SOMEBODY YOU WORK WITH?
1713
00:55:21,952 --> 00:55:23,888
>> I WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT IF
1714
00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:25,590
I WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR, IT
1715
00:55:25,590 --> 00:55:27,091
WOULD BE WITH SOMEONE MORE
1716
00:55:27,091 --> 00:55:28,893
INTERESTING THAN THE MEN WITH
1717
00:55:28,893 --> 00:55:29,794
WHOM I WORK.
1718
00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:31,929
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
1719
00:55:31,929 --> 00:55:32,997
>> SO HELP ME GOD, IF THAT'S
1720
00:55:32,997 --> 00:55:33,864
HIM, I'LL KILL HIM.
1721
00:55:33,864 --> 00:55:34,699
>> IT CAN'T BE HIM.
1722
00:55:34,699 --> 00:55:36,967
HE DOESN'T EXIST!
1723
00:55:36,967 --> 00:55:39,770
[ DOOR OPENS ]
1724
00:55:39,770 --> 00:55:40,738
>> OH, FUCK!
1725
00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:42,707
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SPENT MORE
1726
00:55:42,707 --> 00:55:44,609
ON THE FLOWERS.
1727
00:55:44,609 --> 00:55:46,110
>> IT WAS SO UNEXPECTED.
1728
00:55:46,110 --> 00:55:47,077
[ CHUCKLES ]
1729
00:55:47,077 --> 00:55:49,079
THE PHONE JUST RANG, AND IT WAS
1730
00:55:49,079 --> 00:55:49,747
PAUL.
1731
00:55:49,747 --> 00:55:51,716
I WOULD HAVE CALLED YOU TO SEE
1732
00:55:51,716 --> 00:55:53,718
IF I SHOULD SEE HIM OR NOT, BUT
1733
00:55:53,718 --> 00:55:55,553
HE WAS IN SUCH A HURRY, AND
1734
00:55:55,553 --> 00:55:57,488
REALLY, I MEAN, I HAVE TO SEE
1735
00:55:57,488 --> 00:55:59,023
HIM AGAIN SOMEDAY, RIGHT?
1736
00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:00,758
IT'S NOT LIKE OUR PATHS WILL
1737
00:56:00,758 --> 00:56:02,593
NEVER CROSS AGAIN AND WE COULD
1738
00:56:02,593 --> 00:56:04,462
BE REALLY OLD AND, "OH, MY GOD.
1739
00:56:04,462 --> 00:56:06,096
YOU WERE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE."
1740
00:56:06,096 --> 00:56:07,732
SO, HE'S COMING OVER HERE
1741
00:56:07,732 --> 00:56:08,466
TONIGHT.
1742
00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:09,867
IS IT OKAY IF I HAVE SEX WITH
1743
00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:12,637
HIM?
1744
00:56:12,637 --> 00:56:14,505
>> [ CLICKS TONGUE ]
1745
00:56:14,505 --> 00:56:16,541
IF HE CALLED YOU, SURE.
1746
00:56:16,541 --> 00:56:17,842
>> YEAH. OKAY.
1747
00:56:17,842 --> 00:56:20,411
>> BUT IF YOU CALLED HIM -- I
1748
00:56:20,411 --> 00:56:22,980
KNOW YOU DIDN'T, BUT IF YOU HAD,
1749
00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:25,483
UM, THAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT.
1750
00:56:25,483 --> 00:56:26,684
>> IT WOULD?
1751
00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:28,653
>> MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
1752
00:56:28,653 --> 00:56:29,554
MM-HMM.
1753
00:56:29,554 --> 00:56:31,055
MM-HMM.
1754
00:56:31,055 --> 00:56:32,923
YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE A
1755
00:56:32,923 --> 00:56:34,992
HOME WRECKER, WOULD YOU, LUCY?
1756
00:56:34,992 --> 00:56:36,927
OKAY, SEE YOU AT REHEARSAL
1757
00:56:36,927 --> 00:56:38,963
TONIGHT -- IF YOU'RE NOT TOO
1758
00:56:38,963 --> 00:56:40,531
BUSY.
1759
00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:42,767
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
1760
00:56:53,911 --> 00:57:00,217
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
1761
00:57:00,217 --> 00:57:03,220
>> IS THIS...
1762
00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:07,858
I'M CONFUSED.
1763
00:57:07,858 --> 00:57:10,528
OH, MY GOD.
1764
00:57:10,528 --> 00:57:13,498
YELLOW ROSES?
1765
00:57:13,498 --> 00:57:17,134
HIS FAVORITE?
1766
00:57:17,134 --> 00:57:18,869
MY GOD.
1767
00:57:18,869 --> 00:57:21,472
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP.
1768
00:57:21,472 --> 00:57:23,541
THIS MORNING HE WAS SINGING.
1769
00:57:23,541 --> 00:57:25,710
HE ONLY SINGS WHEN HE'S HAPPY.
1770
00:57:25,710 --> 00:57:27,111
I WENT ONLINE TO CHECK THE
1771
00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:28,913
CREDIT CARD -- A FLORIST -- BUT
1772
00:57:28,913 --> 00:57:33,718
I HAD NO IDEA.
1773
00:57:33,718 --> 00:57:37,187
MY HUSBAND IS GAY?!
1774
00:57:37,187 --> 00:57:39,056
OH.
1775
00:57:39,056 --> 00:57:40,725
IN MY HEART, I KNEW IT.
1776
00:57:40,725 --> 00:57:42,760
I KNEW IT THE FIRST TIME WE HAD
1777
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,995
SEX.
1778
00:57:44,995 --> 00:57:45,730
>> WAIT.
1779
00:57:45,730 --> 00:57:47,231
YOUR HUSBAND IS THE ONE WHO
1780
00:57:47,231 --> 00:57:49,099
SENT MY WIFE FLOWERS?
1781
00:57:49,099 --> 00:57:50,635
>> YOU HAVE A WIFE?
1782
00:57:50,635 --> 00:57:51,702
HE ISN'T GAY?
1783
00:57:51,702 --> 00:57:52,937
OH.
1784
00:57:52,937 --> 00:57:54,872
WELL, WHO IS SHE?
1785
00:57:54,872 --> 00:57:56,140
MADELYN REED.
1786
00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:58,609
>> RINGS A BELL, BUT JUST A
1787
00:57:58,609 --> 00:58:00,044
TINKLE.
1788
00:58:00,044 --> 00:58:01,846
DO YOU HAVE A PHOTO?
1789
00:58:01,846 --> 00:58:03,948
>> YEAH.
1790
00:58:03,948 --> 00:58:06,150
>> THA MADELYN?!
1791
00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:10,020
MY HUSBAND IS KEITH HALBERTSON.
1792
00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:11,856
>> I KNEW IT WAS A CO-WORKER.
1793
00:58:11,856 --> 00:58:13,624
>> DON'T TELL HER YOU KNOW.
1794
00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:14,892
SHE'LL JUST DENY IT.
1795
00:58:14,892 --> 00:58:16,894
AND WE NEED PROOF SO THAT WE CAN
1796
00:58:16,894 --> 00:58:18,596
SOAK THEM IN THE DIVORCE.
1797
00:58:18,596 --> 00:58:19,597
WAIT.
1798
00:58:19,597 --> 00:58:23,200
WELL...WHAT DO WE KNOW?
1799
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:24,802
DO YOU THINK THEY'VE SLEPT
1800
00:58:24,802 --> 00:58:26,604
TOGETHER YET, OR...DID WE CATCH
1801
00:58:26,604 --> 00:58:29,073
THEM IN TIME?
1802
00:58:29,073 --> 00:58:31,075
>> HE...HE CALLS HER IN THE
1803
00:58:31,075 --> 00:58:32,710
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
1804
00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:33,878
>> OH, SHIT!
1805
00:58:33,878 --> 00:58:35,846
JUST SHIT, SHIT, SHIT.
1806
00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:37,582
>> I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT
1807
00:58:37,582 --> 00:58:38,849
I WAS JUST HEADING OUT.
1808
00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:39,984
>> HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO US?
1809
00:58:39,984 --> 00:58:41,151
DON'T THEY KNOW HOW MUCH THEY'RE
1810
00:58:41,151 --> 00:58:42,152
HURTING US?
1811
00:58:42,152 --> 00:58:43,821
HAVE THEY NO MORALS?
1812
00:58:43,821 --> 00:58:45,756
TO PERFORM SUCH AN ACT OF
1813
00:58:45,756 --> 00:58:48,893
CRUELTY, OF...SELFISHNESS, OF
1814
00:58:48,893 --> 00:58:51,061
LUST -- A SIN AGAINST GOOD
1815
00:58:51,061 --> 00:58:53,063
PEOPLE WHO PROMISED "FOR BETTER
1816
00:58:53,063 --> 00:58:54,899
OF WORSE, TILL DEATH DO YOU
1817
00:58:54,899 --> 00:58:56,901
PART," WHO'D LOOK AFTER THEM IF
1818
00:58:56,901 --> 00:58:58,769
THEY HAD CANCER OR THEY WENT
1819
00:58:58,769 --> 00:59:01,338
BLIND OR -- OR WHO WOULD GIVE
1820
00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:02,707
THEM A KIDNEY.
1821
00:59:02,707 --> 00:59:05,242
WHAT KIND OF SCUM WOULD DO
1822
00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:11,916
THAT -- SNEAK AROUND, LIE, HAVE
1823
00:59:11,916 --> 00:59:13,317
SEX FOR KICKS JUST 'CAUSE THEY
1824
00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:15,986
WERE BORED?
1825
00:59:15,986 --> 00:59:18,088
[ SIGHS ] MY GOD.
1826
00:59:18,088 --> 00:59:21,091
THERE IS NOTHING MORE DISGUSTING
1827
00:59:21,091 --> 00:59:22,292
THAN INFIDELITY.
1828
00:59:22,292 --> 00:59:24,128
DON'T YOU AGREE?
1829
00:59:26,697 --> 00:59:28,232
>> I MUST LOVE YOU...
1830
00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:29,600
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1831
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,035
>> ...AND SUE TO KNOW YOU
1832
00:59:31,035 --> 00:59:31,736
BETTER.
1833
00:59:31,736 --> 00:59:34,805
>> SIR, I SHALL STUDY...
1834
00:59:34,805 --> 00:59:36,173
DESERVING.
1835
00:59:36,173 --> 00:59:39,009
>> HE HATH BEEN OUT NINE YEARS,
1836
00:59:39,009 --> 00:59:41,245
AND AWAY HE SHALL AGAIN.
1837
00:59:41,245 --> 00:59:46,250
AH, THE KING IS COMING.
1838
00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:49,654
THE KING IS COMING.
1839
00:59:49,654 --> 00:59:50,187
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
1840
00:59:50,187 --> 00:59:51,722
YOUR LINE.
1841
00:59:51,722 --> 00:59:54,692
>> OH, UH...CAN YOU CARRY ON
1842
00:59:54,692 --> 00:59:55,760
WITHOUT ME?
1843
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,795
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1844
00:59:57,795 --> 01:00:00,164
YOU'RE LEAR.
1845
01:00:00,164 --> 01:00:05,936
>> OH, I KNOW.
1846
01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:10,107
Can I speak to you in private?
1847
01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:12,376
>> WE HAVE NO SECRETS HERE.
1848
01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:13,878
WE ARE A TEAM.
1849
01:00:13,878 --> 01:00:16,213
ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE.
1850
01:00:16,213 --> 01:00:16,947
>> TEAM!
1851
01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:18,315
>> HURRAH!
1852
01:00:18,315 --> 01:00:19,349
>> OKAY.
1853
01:00:19,349 --> 01:00:22,152
WELL, I KNOW YOU'RE DEPENDING
1854
01:00:22,152 --> 01:00:24,689
ON -- ON ME TO PLAY LEAR,
1855
01:00:24,689 --> 01:00:27,357
BECAUSE, WELL, I MEAN, ALL THE
1856
01:00:27,357 --> 01:00:29,293
OTHER LEARS SUCKED.
1857
01:00:29,293 --> 01:00:32,262
AND I'M USUALLY VERY RELIABLE,
1858
01:00:32,262 --> 01:00:34,999
AND I'M USUALLY SOBER, BUT,
1859
01:00:34,999 --> 01:00:38,002
UH...
1860
01:00:38,002 --> 01:00:40,237
I CAN'T DO THIS.
1861
01:00:40,237 --> 01:00:42,439
>> YES, YOU CAN.
1862
01:00:42,439 --> 01:00:44,975
WE BELIEVE IN YOU.
1863
01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:46,911
>> ALL: WE BELIEVE IN YOU.
1864
01:00:46,911 --> 01:00:48,779
>> WE DO. WE DO.
1865
01:00:48,779 --> 01:00:55,219
>> UH...
1866
01:00:55,219 --> 01:00:59,089
[ INHALES SHARPLY, SOBS ]
1867
01:00:59,089 --> 01:01:00,457
OKAY.
1868
01:01:00,457 --> 01:01:02,993
WHAT I MEAN IS THAT I'M GOING
1869
01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:05,696
THROUGH SOMETHING RIGHT NOW WITH
1870
01:01:05,696 --> 01:01:07,965
SOMEONE YOU KNOW, AND IF YOU
1871
01:01:07,965 --> 01:01:10,467
ONLY KNEW WHAT IT WAS, YOU WOULD
1872
01:01:10,467 --> 01:01:12,970
UNDERSTAND, OKAY?
1873
01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:16,440
AND EVERYTHING THAT I HAD --
1874
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,844
EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING IS
1875
01:01:19,844 --> 01:01:22,046
SUDDENLY JUST GONE!
1876
01:01:22,046 --> 01:01:24,314
YOU KNOW, KAPUT! POW!
1877
01:01:24,314 --> 01:01:27,351
AND IT'S ALL BEEN REPLACED BY
1878
01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:28,318
MADNESS.
1879
01:01:28,318 --> 01:01:31,121
>> HOLD THAT FEELING.
1880
01:01:31,121 --> 01:01:32,823
>> WHY WOULD I HOLD IT?
1881
01:01:32,823 --> 01:01:33,457
IT HURTS.
1882
01:01:33,457 --> 01:01:35,192
>> YOU'RE SO LUCKY.
1883
01:01:35,192 --> 01:01:37,061
YOU'RE ALREADY THERE.
1884
01:01:37,061 --> 01:01:38,362
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
1885
01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:40,831
>> Shh! She's coming.
1886
01:01:40,831 --> 01:01:42,332
Okay, don't say anything that I
1887
01:01:42,332 --> 01:01:42,900
said.
1888
01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:43,968
Did I say anything?
1889
01:01:43,968 --> 01:01:45,102
Okay, just act natural.
1890
01:01:45,102 --> 01:01:45,870
Act natural.
1891
01:01:45,870 --> 01:01:46,503
You're actors.
1892
01:01:46,503 --> 01:01:47,872
You know how to do that.
1893
01:01:47,872 --> 01:01:49,139
>> [ YAWNS ]
1894
01:01:49,139 --> 01:01:53,043
>> HI.
1895
01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:55,846
I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
1896
01:02:04,855 --> 01:02:06,490
[ CHAIR SLIDING ]
1897
01:02:16,433 --> 01:02:18,769
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
1898
01:02:18,769 --> 01:02:20,805
>> HE DIDN'T COME.
1899
01:02:20,805 --> 01:02:25,275
I GUESS HE LOVES HIS WIFE MORE.
1900
01:02:25,275 --> 01:02:27,044
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'D GET THROUGH
1901
01:02:27,044 --> 01:02:30,547
THIS WITHOUT YOU.
1902
01:02:30,547 --> 01:02:34,451
>> I ADORE SUBTEXT.
1903
01:02:34,451 --> 01:02:36,921
>> SHE NEEDS A SCRIPT.
1904
01:02:36,921 --> 01:02:40,190
>> THANK YOU.
1905
01:02:40,190 --> 01:02:41,926
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]
1906
01:02:41,926 --> 01:02:50,034
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
1907
01:02:50,034 --> 01:02:51,468
>> AREN'T YOU GONNA ANSWER THAT?
1908
01:02:51,468 --> 01:02:54,504
>> NO.
1909
01:02:54,504 --> 01:02:55,572
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
1910
01:02:55,572 --> 01:02:56,841
>> IT MEANS I'M ASLEEP.
1911
01:02:56,841 --> 01:02:58,075
>> DID YOU SPLIT UP WITH HIM?
1912
01:02:58,075 --> 01:03:00,510
>> HE DOESN'T EXIST.
1913
01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:01,879
>> I KNOW MORE THAN YOU THINK I
1914
01:03:01,879 --> 01:03:05,482
KNOW.
1915
01:03:05,482 --> 01:03:06,183
I'LL ANSWER IT.
1916
01:03:06,183 --> 01:03:07,217
I'LL TELL THE BASTARD WHAT I
1917
01:03:07,217 --> 01:03:08,252
THINK OF HIM FUCKING MY WIFE.
1918
01:03:08,252 --> 01:03:10,020
>> HOLD IT.
1919
01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:12,289
WHAT?!
1920
01:03:30,107 --> 01:03:32,176
>> HEY.
1921
01:03:32,176 --> 01:03:32,576
>> HEY.
1922
01:03:32,576 --> 01:03:34,078
>> CALLED THE PASTOR FOR YOU.
1923
01:03:34,078 --> 01:03:34,945
HE'S ON HIS WAY.
1924
01:03:34,945 --> 01:03:36,446
>> OH.
1925
01:03:36,446 --> 01:03:42,152
I DON'T REALLY WANT TO...
1926
01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:44,554
SPEAK TO A COMPLETE STRANGER.
1927
01:03:44,554 --> 01:03:46,223
>> I'M SURE HE'LL MAKE YOU FEEL
1928
01:03:46,223 --> 01:03:46,623
BETTER.
1929
01:03:46,623 --> 01:03:47,858
HE'S A LOT OF FUN.
1930
01:03:47,858 --> 01:03:49,093
HE DID CARD TRICKS AT THE
1931
01:03:49,093 --> 01:03:50,360
CHRISTMAS PARTY.
1932
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,229
>> OOH. [ LAUGHS ]
1933
01:03:52,229 --> 01:03:53,297
[ SNIFFLES ]
1934
01:03:53,297 --> 01:03:54,932
WELL, IN THAT CASE, I THINK I'LL
1935
01:03:54,932 --> 01:03:56,333
JUST HEAD DOWN THE HALL AND GET
1936
01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:57,902
SOME COFFEE AND MAKE SOME PHONE
1937
01:03:57,902 --> 01:03:58,268
CALLS.
1938
01:03:58,268 --> 01:03:59,904
IF HE DOES SHOW UP, TELL HIM NOT
1939
01:03:59,904 --> 01:04:04,108
TO WAIT AROUND ON MY ACCOUNT.
1940
01:04:04,108 --> 01:04:06,543
THANKS FOR TAKING CARE OF HER.
1941
01:04:28,632 --> 01:04:30,634
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
1942
01:04:39,009 --> 01:04:41,111
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
1943
01:04:41,111 --> 01:04:43,948
I'M SORRY.
1944
01:04:43,948 --> 01:04:44,414
I'M SORRY.
1945
01:04:44,414 --> 01:04:45,983
I HAVEN'T TURNED THIS THING OFF,
1946
01:04:45,983 --> 01:04:47,317
DAY OR NIGHT, FOR THE PAST TWO
1947
01:04:47,317 --> 01:04:48,585
YEARS, JUST IN CASE I GOT THE
1948
01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:51,155
CALL.
1949
01:04:51,155 --> 01:04:55,592
I GOT THE CALL.
1950
01:04:55,592 --> 01:04:58,295
>> ME TOO.
1951
01:04:58,295 --> 01:04:59,997
MOTHER OR FATHER?
1952
01:04:59,997 --> 01:05:02,166
>> MOTHER.
1953
01:05:02,166 --> 01:05:03,433
YOU?
1954
01:05:03,433 --> 01:05:09,239
>> FATHER.
1955
01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:12,442
>> LAST ONE?
1956
01:05:12,442 --> 01:05:15,245
>> YEAH.
1957
01:05:15,245 --> 01:05:18,448
>> IT'S...
1958
01:05:18,448 --> 01:05:21,085
IT'S SCARY.
1959
01:05:21,085 --> 01:05:22,586
WHY?
1960
01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:24,554
WE'VE BEEN THE ADULTS FOR A LONG
1961
01:05:24,554 --> 01:05:25,189
TIME.
1962
01:05:25,189 --> 01:05:28,192
>> HMM.
1963
01:05:28,192 --> 01:05:30,627
MAYBE BECAUSE WE'RE NEXT.
1964
01:05:30,627 --> 01:05:34,198
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1965
01:05:34,198 --> 01:05:35,699
DO I FEEL MORE MORTAL?
1966
01:05:35,699 --> 01:05:38,702
YES, BUT LITTLE, LITTLE, LITTLE,
1967
01:05:38,702 --> 01:05:40,304
LITTLE, TOO, YOU KNOW?
1968
01:05:40,304 --> 01:05:41,038
>> HUH.
1969
01:05:41,038 --> 01:05:43,040
>> LIKE A KID WHO CAN'T GO HOME
1970
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:45,042
WHEN SHE SCREWS UP BECAUSE HOME
1971
01:05:45,042 --> 01:05:46,443
JUST DIED IN HER SLEEP.
1972
01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:50,080
>> "DAD, I NEED MONEY."
1973
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:52,016
>> "MOM, I QUIT SCHOOL."
1974
01:05:52,016 --> 01:05:54,384
>> "DAD, COULD YOU EXPLAIN WOMEN
1975
01:05:54,384 --> 01:05:59,156
TO ME?"
1976
01:05:59,156 --> 01:06:06,130
>> "MOM, HE BROKE MY HEART."
1977
01:06:06,130 --> 01:06:06,997
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
1978
01:06:06,997 --> 01:06:12,136
>> THOSE...WERE THE DAYS.
1979
01:06:12,136 --> 01:06:13,137
>> YOU?
1980
01:06:13,137 --> 01:06:16,706
>> OH, YES, PLEASE.
1981
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:25,182
FAVORITE MEMORIES?
1982
01:06:25,182 --> 01:06:28,218
>> WHEN I WAS, UH, 30, I'D HAD A
1983
01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:30,454
REALLY BAD MISCARRIAGE.
1984
01:06:30,454 --> 01:06:32,422
I HAD REALLY WANTED KIDS.
1985
01:06:32,422 --> 01:06:34,524
AND EVERYBODY WAS SAYING THE
1986
01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:36,660
RIGHT THINGS -- "YOU'LL HAVE
1987
01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:38,695
OTHER CHANCES," "CHEER UP."
1988
01:06:38,695 --> 01:06:41,231
MY HUSBAND SAID -- HE WAS TRYING
1989
01:06:41,231 --> 01:06:43,100
TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER -- HE
1990
01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:45,102
SAID, UH, "MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST
1991
01:06:45,102 --> 01:06:46,570
SAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR A
1992
01:06:46,570 --> 01:06:47,604
DOWN PAYMENT FIRST."
1993
01:06:47,604 --> 01:06:48,305
[ LAUGHS ]
1994
01:06:48,305 --> 01:06:49,106
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1995
01:06:49,106 --> 01:06:50,440
>> AND I THOUGHT I HAD TO SAY
1996
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,642
ALL THAT SAME KIND OF CRAP.
1997
01:06:52,642 --> 01:06:55,312
SO THEN MY MOTHER CAME TO VISIT
1998
01:06:55,312 --> 01:06:57,681
ME IN THE HOSPITAL, AND, UH, I
1999
01:06:57,681 --> 01:06:59,583
SAID, "I'LL BE FINE."
2000
01:06:59,583 --> 01:07:02,252
AND SHE JUST CLIMBED UP ONTO MY
2001
01:07:02,252 --> 01:07:04,554
HOSPITAL BED AND HELD ME AND
2002
01:07:04,554 --> 01:07:09,559
JUST LET ME CRY AND CRY.
2003
01:07:09,559 --> 01:07:11,428
THAT'S MY MOM.
2004
01:07:11,428 --> 01:07:13,730
>> WOW.
2005
01:07:13,730 --> 01:07:16,466
>> YOU?
2006
01:07:16,466 --> 01:07:20,704
>> WELL, I DECIDED ON MY 16th
2007
01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:22,672
BIRTHDAY THAT I WAS GONNA QUIT
2008
01:07:22,672 --> 01:07:24,641
HIGH SCHOOL AND JUST HITCHHIKE
2009
01:07:24,641 --> 01:07:26,410
ALL OVER SOUTH AMERICA AND
2010
01:07:26,410 --> 01:07:28,145
NOBODY WAS GONNA STOP ME.
2011
01:07:28,145 --> 01:07:30,247
NOW, SUDDENLY, I'M THE COOLEST
2012
01:07:30,247 --> 01:07:32,382
GUY IN THE SCHOOL, WHERE I WAS
2013
01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:33,717
NOT POPULAR AT ALL.
2014
01:07:33,717 --> 01:07:35,785
I WENT HOME, AND I'M PACKING UP
2015
01:07:35,785 --> 01:07:37,854
EVERYTHING IN MY BACKPACK IN MY
2016
01:07:37,854 --> 01:07:38,522
ROOM.
2017
01:07:38,522 --> 01:07:40,457
MY OLD MAN WALKS IN.
2018
01:07:40,457 --> 01:07:43,360
HE SAYS, "YOU KNOW, YOU CAN TELL
2019
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:45,629
THEM I WOULDN'T LET YOU."
2020
01:07:45,629 --> 01:07:47,264
AND I THOUGHT, "HOW DID HE
2021
01:07:47,264 --> 01:07:47,864
KNOW?"
2022
01:07:47,864 --> 01:07:49,833
I MEAN, I WAS PETRIFIED.
2023
01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:51,701
AND I SAID, "DAD, THEY'RE JUST
2024
01:07:51,701 --> 01:07:53,637
GONNA SAY, 'YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE
2025
01:07:53,637 --> 01:07:54,404
ANYWAY.'"
2026
01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:56,206
HE SAID, "THEN YOU TELL THEM
2027
01:07:56,206 --> 01:07:57,807
I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR
2028
01:07:57,807 --> 01:07:59,609
BODY IF YOU GO."
2029
01:07:59,609 --> 01:08:02,546
THIS MAN HAD NEVER EVEN LAID A
2030
01:08:02,546 --> 01:08:04,148
FINGER ON ME.
2031
01:08:04,148 --> 01:08:06,816
SO I WENT BACK TO SCHOOL THE
2032
01:08:06,816 --> 01:08:08,685
NEXT DAY, AND I SAID, "MY DAD
2033
01:08:08,685 --> 01:08:10,587
STORMED INTO MY ROOM WITH HIS
2034
01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:12,589
BELT OUT, THREATENING TO BEAT ME
2035
01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:15,392
TO A PULP IF I DARED..."
2036
01:08:15,392 --> 01:08:19,229
[ CHUCKLES ]
2037
01:08:19,229 --> 01:08:24,201
HE SAVED MY HONOR.
2038
01:08:24,201 --> 01:08:28,172
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING
2039
01:08:28,172 --> 01:08:30,607
TO THEM?
2040
01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:32,909
>> YOU MEAN, LIKE, WHERE ARE
2041
01:08:32,909 --> 01:08:33,710
THEY?
2042
01:08:33,710 --> 01:08:34,778
RIGHT NOW?
2043
01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:36,213
>> RIGHT NOW.
2044
01:08:36,213 --> 01:08:39,416
>> OR IS THIS IT?
2045
01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:41,151
IT'S OVER -- THE ONLY CHANCE YOU
2046
01:08:41,151 --> 01:08:43,153
GET.
2047
01:08:43,153 --> 01:08:45,455
>> WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST ABOUT
2048
01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:46,590
BEING ALIVE?
2049
01:08:46,590 --> 01:08:47,591
>> LESS AND LESS.
2050
01:08:47,591 --> 01:08:49,326
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
2051
01:08:49,326 --> 01:08:51,628
NO, REALLY, I MEAN, MAYBE THIS
2052
01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:53,497
IS HOW IT WORKS.
2053
01:08:53,497 --> 01:08:56,466
IF YOU'RE LUCKY AND YOU DIE OLD,
2054
01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:58,735
THAT YOUR LIFE HAS JUST BECOME
2055
01:08:58,735 --> 01:09:01,271
SO DISAPPOINTING AND SO LONELY,
2056
01:09:01,271 --> 01:09:04,441
SO LOVELESS, SO EMPTY, SO
2057
01:09:04,441 --> 01:09:05,942
ACHY-BREAKY PAINFUL, THAT WHEN
2058
01:09:05,942 --> 01:09:07,644
DEATH FINALLY DOES COME ALONG,
2059
01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:10,580
YOU SAY...
2060
01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:12,282
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?"
2061
01:09:12,282 --> 01:09:13,283
>> OH, COME ON.
2062
01:09:13,283 --> 01:09:14,951
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO CHEER
2063
01:09:14,951 --> 01:09:15,752
ME UP.
2064
01:09:15,752 --> 01:09:18,622
[ LAUGHS ]
2065
01:09:18,622 --> 01:09:20,424
BUT COME ON.
2066
01:09:20,424 --> 01:09:23,827
GIVE UP SPIKED WHISKEY COFFEE
2067
01:09:23,827 --> 01:09:27,664
AND NURSING-HOME WAITING ROOMS?
2068
01:09:27,664 --> 01:09:29,499
>> ICE CREAM.
2069
01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:30,834
I LIKE ICE CREAM.
2070
01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:31,968
>> WIND.
2071
01:09:31,968 --> 01:09:38,275
I LIKE -- I LOVE WINDY DAYS.
2072
01:09:38,275 --> 01:09:42,479
>> WELL, KISSES.
2073
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:45,249
NOT, YOU KNOW, KISS-KISS, "SEE
2074
01:09:45,249 --> 01:09:47,617
YOU LATER" KISS, BUT KISSES
2075
01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:50,354
LIKE...
2076
01:09:50,354 --> 01:09:53,557
LIKE...
2077
01:09:53,557 --> 01:09:54,858
LIKE THE FIRST TIME YOU EVER
2078
01:09:54,858 --> 01:09:57,261
KISS SOMEBODY.
2079
01:09:57,261 --> 01:09:59,629
YOU KNOW? KISSES.
2080
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:11,441
WHEN WAS OUR LAST FIRST KISS?
2081
01:10:11,441 --> 01:10:12,776
AND DID WE EVEN KNOW IT WAS OUR
2082
01:10:12,776 --> 01:10:15,479
LAST?
2083
01:10:15,479 --> 01:10:17,747
>> THEN OUR FIRST KISSES WERE
2084
01:10:17,747 --> 01:10:21,785
GONE FOREVER.
2085
01:10:27,257 --> 01:10:29,459
>> I JUST HAD DRUNK SEX WITH A
2086
01:10:29,459 --> 01:10:31,428
STRANGER IN A NURSING-HOME
2087
01:10:31,428 --> 01:10:32,696
WAITING ROOM.
2088
01:10:32,696 --> 01:10:35,432
WHAT DO YOU DO AFTER SEX WITH A
2089
01:10:35,432 --> 01:10:37,701
STRANGER IN A NURSING-HOME
2090
01:10:37,701 --> 01:10:38,968
WAITING ROOM?
2091
01:10:38,968 --> 01:10:41,405
>> I KNOW. IT'S KIND OF...
2092
01:10:41,405 --> 01:10:42,806
AWKWARD.
2093
01:10:42,806 --> 01:10:45,642
WELL, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO...HAVE
2094
01:10:45,642 --> 01:10:49,513
TO SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN --
2095
01:10:49,513 --> 01:10:50,814
BREAKFAST OR SOMETHING,
2096
01:10:50,814 --> 01:10:52,516
OTHERWISE IT'LL BE THE MOST
2097
01:10:52,516 --> 01:10:54,017
SURREALIST EXPERIENCE OF OUR
2098
01:10:54,017 --> 01:10:54,651
LIVES.
2099
01:10:54,651 --> 01:10:56,320
>> WELL, IT WOULD HAVE SOME
2100
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:57,487
COMPETITION FOR ME.
2101
01:10:57,487 --> 01:10:58,822
NOW, I'VE GOT A-A BUSY DAY.
2102
01:10:58,822 --> 01:11:00,424
I'VE GOT A FUNERAL TO PLAN.
2103
01:11:00,424 --> 01:11:02,959
>> OH, SHIT. SO DO I.
2104
01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:05,795
DO YOU HAVE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS
2105
01:11:05,795 --> 01:11:07,331
ON PEOPLE...
2106
01:11:07,331 --> 01:11:09,666
>> I THINK, UH, I'M GONNA
2107
01:11:09,666 --> 01:11:11,468
USE...AMBERSON'S.
2108
01:11:11,468 --> 01:11:12,736
THAT'S WHERE I BURIED MY DAD.
2109
01:11:12,736 --> 01:11:13,537
>> AMBERSON'S?
2110
01:11:13,537 --> 01:11:14,003
>> MM-HMM.
2111
01:11:14,003 --> 01:11:15,305
>> AMBERSON'S ON HUNTER?
2112
01:11:15,305 --> 01:11:16,840
>> YES. YEAH.
2113
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:19,876
>> MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
2114
01:11:19,876 --> 01:11:21,745
THAT IS POTENT STUFF.
2115
01:11:21,745 --> 01:11:23,713
I MEAN, I'M ACTUALLY GONNA, UH,
2116
01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:25,649
GRAB A CAB, LEAVE MY CAR HERE.
2117
01:11:25,649 --> 01:11:27,584
DO -- DO YOU WANT TO SHARE A
2118
01:11:27,584 --> 01:11:28,017
CAB?
2119
01:11:28,017 --> 01:11:29,486
>> NO. NO, THANKS.
2120
01:11:29,486 --> 01:11:30,687
UM, I JUST -- I HAVE PHONE CALLS
2121
01:11:30,687 --> 01:11:33,357
TO MAKE AND...
2122
01:11:33,357 --> 01:11:36,426
I'LL JUST...STAY.
2123
01:11:36,426 --> 01:11:37,827
>> OKAY.
2124
01:11:37,827 --> 01:11:43,099
WELL, UM...
2125
01:11:43,099 --> 01:11:44,634
>> THANKS. BYE.
2126
01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:45,702
>> THANKS.
2127
01:11:45,702 --> 01:11:46,603
>> DON'T SAY "THANKS."
2128
01:11:46,603 --> 01:11:50,306
>> NO, NO.
2129
01:11:57,046 --> 01:11:58,715
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
2130
01:11:58,715 --> 01:12:00,384
>> I TOLD YOU IT'D BE EASY.
2131
01:12:00,384 --> 01:12:01,951
>> I DIDN'T EVEN ASK HIS NAME.
2132
01:12:01,951 --> 01:12:04,688
A-A COMPLETE STRANGER.
2133
01:12:04,688 --> 01:12:06,456
>> I LOVE SEX LIKE THAT.
2134
01:12:06,456 --> 01:12:08,057
"YOU HAD ME AT 'HELLO.'"
2135
01:12:08,057 --> 01:12:09,459
OH, AND NOW YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND
2136
01:12:09,459 --> 01:12:10,627
CAN STAY MARRIED, 'CAUSE YOU'LL
2137
01:12:10,627 --> 01:12:12,028
BE EVEN.
2138
01:12:12,028 --> 01:12:13,530
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M
2139
01:12:13,530 --> 01:12:14,798
DOING THE THINGS I'M DOING.
2140
01:12:14,798 --> 01:12:16,400
I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST TOLD YOU
2141
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,834
THAT, BUT WHO ELSE WOULD I ADMIT
2142
01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:18,368
IT TO?
2143
01:12:18,368 --> 01:12:19,503
>> WELL, YOU TOLD ME 'CAUSE
2144
01:12:19,503 --> 01:12:20,804
THAT -- THAT'S WHAT BEST FRIENDS
2145
01:12:20,804 --> 01:12:21,771
DO, RIGHT?
2146
01:12:21,771 --> 01:12:23,807
>> UH, YEAH.
2147
01:12:23,807 --> 01:12:24,974
>> AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO
2148
01:12:24,974 --> 01:12:26,943
CONFESS.
2149
01:12:26,943 --> 01:12:28,144
PAUL DIDN'T CALL ME YESTERDAY
2150
01:12:28,144 --> 01:12:28,745
MORNING.
2151
01:12:28,745 --> 01:12:31,715
I-I CALLED HIM.
2152
01:12:31,715 --> 01:12:34,651
YOU COULD TELL, RIGHT?
2153
01:12:34,651 --> 01:12:36,119
WOW. YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.
2154
01:12:36,119 --> 01:12:38,054
THAT'S WHY I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A
2155
01:12:38,054 --> 01:12:38,988
BEST FRIEND.
2156
01:12:38,988 --> 01:12:41,425
BUT HE DID CALL ME TODAY.
2157
01:12:41,425 --> 01:12:43,627
>> HE...CALLED YOU TODAY?
2158
01:12:43,627 --> 01:12:44,994
>> HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW DIED, SO
2159
01:12:44,994 --> 01:12:46,630
NOW THE "WIFE" REALLY NEEDS HIM.
2160
01:12:46,630 --> 01:12:47,431
>> THE WIFE.
2161
01:12:47,431 --> 01:12:48,832
>> HOW LONG DO YOU THINK HE HAS
2162
01:12:48,832 --> 01:12:50,467
TO WAIT UNTIL HE TELLS HER HE'S
2163
01:12:50,467 --> 01:12:51,801
LEAVING HER?
2164
01:12:51,801 --> 01:12:53,102
TWO WEEKS?
2165
01:12:53,102 --> 01:12:54,438
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW THAT
2166
01:12:54,438 --> 01:12:55,772
THERE'S A SET TIME FOR THAT KIND
2167
01:12:55,772 --> 01:12:56,473
OF THING.
2168
01:12:56,473 --> 01:12:57,774
>> MAYBE I CAN GOOGLE IT.
2169
01:12:57,774 --> 01:12:59,509
BUT WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF HE
2170
01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:00,844
CAME TO THE OPENING NIGHT?
2171
01:13:00,844 --> 01:13:02,579
AND MY DREAM IS COMING TRUE --
2172
01:13:02,579 --> 01:13:03,880
I'M -- I'M AN ACTRESS!
2173
01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:08,418
>> "GOOGLE IT"?
2174
01:13:08,418 --> 01:13:10,520
>> "WE THAT ARE YOUNG SHALL
2175
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:17,594
NEVER SEE SO MUCH NOR LIVE.
2176
01:13:17,594 --> 01:13:18,962
SO LONG."
2177
01:13:18,962 --> 01:13:20,897
>> WE MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE
2178
01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:21,765
END OF THE PLAY!
2179
01:13:21,765 --> 01:13:23,166
I CAN'T BELIEVE I ONLY FELL OFF
2180
01:13:23,166 --> 01:13:24,668
THE STAGE ONCE.
2181
01:13:24,668 --> 01:13:25,902
>> OH, IT WAS TWICE.
2182
01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:28,838
>> THAT WAS...
2183
01:13:28,838 --> 01:13:31,475
THAT WAS...
2184
01:13:31,475 --> 01:13:33,743
THAT WAS...
2185
01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:36,012
SO HORRIBLE.
2186
01:13:36,012 --> 01:13:40,750
SO, SO HORRIBLE!
2187
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:43,186
EXCEPT FOR MY STAR.
2188
01:13:43,186 --> 01:13:45,722
BLESS YOU.
2189
01:13:45,722 --> 01:13:47,557
ALL OF YOU WERE BAD!
2190
01:13:47,557 --> 01:13:52,896
BUT THEN THERE WAS YOU. YEAH.
2191
01:13:52,896 --> 01:13:55,064
WHAT WAS THAT THING YOU DID WHEN
2192
01:13:55,064 --> 01:14:00,604
LEAR SAYS, "OH, HO! 'TIS FOUL"?
2193
01:14:00,604 --> 01:14:02,539
YOU HAVE NO TALENT WHATSOEVER.
2194
01:14:02,539 --> 01:14:03,940
NOT A SINGLE DROP.
2195
01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:07,511
YOU ARE A TALENTLESS VOID!
2196
01:14:07,511 --> 01:14:11,180
AN EMPTY PIT OF INEPTITUDE!
2197
01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:13,116
>> WELL, MADELYN SAYS LIFE IS
2198
01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:14,484
NOT ABOUT TALENT.
2199
01:14:14,484 --> 01:14:16,252
LIFE IS ABOUT WORKING HARD AND
2200
01:14:16,252 --> 01:14:18,054
GETTING BETTER BIT BY BIT.
2201
01:14:18,054 --> 01:14:23,793
SO I JUST HAVE TO KEEP TRYING.
2202
01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:27,731
AND -- AND TRYING.
2203
01:14:27,731 --> 01:14:29,499
AND TRYING.
2204
01:14:29,499 --> 01:14:31,234
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
2205
01:14:47,283 --> 01:14:49,118
>> YOU WERE GREAT.
2206
01:14:49,118 --> 01:14:50,754
DO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT AT MY
2207
01:14:50,754 --> 01:14:51,521
PLACE?
2208
01:14:51,521 --> 01:14:52,188
>> UH...
2209
01:14:52,188 --> 01:15:01,898
I GOT TO GO HOME TO FRED.
2210
01:15:01,898 --> 01:15:03,032
>> YOU CAN SAY IT.
2211
01:15:03,032 --> 01:15:06,936
I SHOULD GIVE UP ACTING.
2212
01:15:06,936 --> 01:15:10,674
>> MAYBE...
2213
01:15:10,674 --> 01:15:12,642
WE SHOUL GO HANG OUT.
2214
01:15:12,642 --> 01:15:14,778
>> "COURT HOLY WATER INDOORS IS
2215
01:15:14,778 --> 01:15:16,613
SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS
2216
01:15:16,613 --> 01:15:18,181
RAINWATER OUT OF DOORS.
2217
01:15:18,181 --> 01:15:21,284
GOOD NUNCLE, ASK THY DAUGHTERS'
2218
01:15:21,284 --> 01:15:26,122
FORGIVENESS, FOR HERE'S A..."
2219
01:15:26,122 --> 01:15:29,959
SOMETHING PITIES...
2220
01:15:29,959 --> 01:15:31,160
SOMETHING.
2221
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:31,895
>> "NIGHT."
2222
01:15:31,895 --> 01:15:33,730
>> I COULDN'T EVEN DO EASY
2223
01:15:33,730 --> 01:15:34,263
ACTING.
2224
01:15:34,263 --> 01:15:35,164
YOU KNOW WHAT?
2225
01:15:35,164 --> 01:15:36,966
I ONLY GOT THE COMMERCIAL 'CAUSE
2226
01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:37,901
I HAVE NICE BREASTS.
2227
01:15:37,901 --> 01:15:40,670
SEE?
2228
01:15:40,670 --> 01:15:43,573
>> LUCY, COME ON, NOW.
2229
01:15:43,573 --> 01:15:46,776
TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.
2230
01:15:46,776 --> 01:15:48,244
AND THIS TIME REMEMBER -- IT'S
2231
01:15:48,244 --> 01:15:49,646
NIGHT.
2232
01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:50,880
SHE'S COLD.
2233
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:52,782
>> I'M NEVER GONNA GET IT RIGHT.
2234
01:15:52,782 --> 01:15:53,983
>> JUST KEEP AT IT.
2235
01:15:53,983 --> 01:15:55,852
>> HOW LONG IS IT GONNA TAKE?
2236
01:15:55,852 --> 01:15:56,319
YEARS!
2237
01:15:56,319 --> 01:15:57,821
IT'S TOO HARD.
2238
01:15:57,821 --> 01:16:00,123
>> LUCY, YOU WERE SO HAPPY WHEN
2239
01:16:00,123 --> 01:16:02,626
YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE GOING
2240
01:16:02,626 --> 01:16:03,960
TO BE A REAL ACTRESS.
2241
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:05,695
>> I'M NOT HAPPY NOW, SO I GIVE
2242
01:16:05,695 --> 01:16:06,362
UP.
2243
01:16:06,362 --> 01:16:07,030
>> NO.
2244
01:16:07,030 --> 01:16:09,032
I DECIDE, AND YOU'RE NOT GIVING
2245
01:16:09,032 --> 01:16:09,365
UP.
2246
01:16:09,365 --> 01:16:10,366
NOW, COME ON.
2247
01:16:10,366 --> 01:16:12,301
TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.
2248
01:16:12,301 --> 01:16:13,837
THINK ABOUT THE WORDS.
2249
01:16:17,874 --> 01:16:20,810
[ SNORING ]
2250
01:16:20,810 --> 01:16:25,715
[ BRAKES SQUEALING ]
2251
01:16:25,715 --> 01:16:28,051
[ BEEPING IN DISTANCE ]
2252
01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:40,830
FUCK!
2253
01:16:40,830 --> 01:16:42,331
>> SO YOU STAYED OUT ALL NIGHT.
2254
01:16:42,331 --> 01:16:43,166
THAT'S GREAT.
2255
01:16:43,166 --> 01:16:44,367
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.
2256
01:16:44,367 --> 01:16:47,871
>> I'M SO SORRY.
2257
01:16:47,871 --> 01:16:49,205
>> I'M NOT AS STUPID AS YOU
2258
01:16:49,205 --> 01:16:50,206
THINK I AM, OKAY?
2259
01:16:50,206 --> 01:16:51,708
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.
2260
01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:54,043
>> SHE WILL BE MISSED.
2261
01:16:54,043 --> 01:16:57,847
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.
2262
01:16:57,847 --> 01:17:00,083
>> I KNOW WHO HE IS, MADELYN.
2263
01:17:00,083 --> 01:17:02,686
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.
2264
01:17:02,686 --> 01:17:04,187
>> IT WAS HER TIME.
2265
01:17:04,187 --> 01:17:05,822
>> WE HAVE A TIME?
2266
01:17:05,822 --> 01:17:06,890
>> OH, YES.
2267
01:17:06,890 --> 01:17:08,157
I BELIEVE THAT.
2268
01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:09,759
>> THAT'S NICE FOR YOU.
2269
01:17:09,759 --> 01:17:11,728
>> I FUCKING KNOW WHO HE IS.
2270
01:17:11,728 --> 01:17:13,362
>> THIS IS A BLESSING.
2271
01:17:13,362 --> 01:17:14,363
>> REALLY?
2272
01:17:14,363 --> 01:17:16,866
>> SHE'S OUT OF HER MISERY NOW.
2273
01:17:16,866 --> 01:17:19,202
>> BUT...NO MORE ICE CREAM.
2274
01:17:26,843 --> 01:17:30,146
>> THANK -- OH, KEITH AND, UH,
2275
01:17:30,146 --> 01:17:31,080
YOUR WIFE.
2276
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,682
I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU.
2277
01:17:32,682 --> 01:17:34,818
>> OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T, BUT I
2278
01:17:34,818 --> 01:17:36,853
WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED THIS FOR
2279
01:17:36,853 --> 01:17:37,787
THE WORLD.
2280
01:17:37,787 --> 01:17:38,722
>> REALLY?
2281
01:17:38,722 --> 01:17:39,823
>> MM-HMM.
2282
01:17:39,823 --> 01:17:41,958
>> OH, MADELYN, MADELYN.
2283
01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:44,127
>> OH, MY GOODNESS.
2284
01:17:44,127 --> 01:17:46,896
OKAY.
2285
01:17:46,896 --> 01:17:48,798
>> IF YOU NEED ANYTHING --
2286
01:17:48,798 --> 01:17:51,000
ANYTHING -- YOU HAVE MY NUMBER.
2287
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,736
CALL ME DAY OR NIGHT.
2288
01:17:52,736 --> 01:17:56,005
>> WE.. WILL DO ANYTHING WE
2289
01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:56,439
CAN.
2290
01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:58,875
BUT I'M SURE WHAT YOU MOST NEED
2291
01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,877
RIGHT NOW IS TIME WITH YOUR
2292
01:18:00,877 --> 01:18:02,111
HUSBAND.
2293
01:18:02,111 --> 01:18:04,213
>> FOR THIS TO HAPPEN TO YOU
2294
01:18:04,213 --> 01:18:05,815
NOW, OF ALL TIMES.
2295
01:18:05,815 --> 01:18:07,751
BUT JUST REMEMBER, GOD DOESN'T
2296
01:18:07,751 --> 01:18:09,385
GIVE US ANY MORE THAN WE CAN
2297
01:18:09,385 --> 01:18:10,086
CARRY.
2298
01:18:10,086 --> 01:18:11,888
>> OH, GOD HAS SOME FORMULA
2299
01:18:11,888 --> 01:18:13,790
WHERE HE CAN CALCULATE EXACTLY
2300
01:18:13,790 --> 01:18:15,825
HOW MUCH PAIN TO INFLICT ON EACH
2301
01:18:15,825 --> 01:18:17,026
INDIVIDUAL?
2302
01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:18,261
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
2303
01:18:18,261 --> 01:18:20,063
ISN'T IT INTERESTING THAT THINGS
2304
01:18:20,063 --> 01:18:21,297
THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
2305
01:18:21,297 --> 01:18:22,832
MINDLESSLY COMFORTING ARE
2306
01:18:22,832 --> 01:18:24,267
REALLY, REALLY HORRIBLE -- YOU
2307
01:18:24,267 --> 01:18:25,869
KNOW, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT?
2308
01:18:25,869 --> 01:18:27,136
>> THAT'S MY MADELYN -- NO
2309
01:18:27,136 --> 01:18:27,503
BULLSHIT.
2310
01:18:27,503 --> 01:18:28,738
[ CHUCKLES ] I LOVE IT.
2311
01:18:28,738 --> 01:18:29,873
COME ON. COME ON.
2312
01:18:29,873 --> 01:18:31,107
GIVE ME ANOTHER HUG.
2313
01:18:31,107 --> 01:18:31,841
COME ON.
2314
01:18:31,841 --> 01:18:32,475
>> OH.
2315
01:18:32,475 --> 01:18:35,411
>> OH, TAKE AS MUCH TIME OFF AS
2316
01:18:35,411 --> 01:18:35,979
YOU NEED.
2317
01:18:35,979 --> 01:18:37,113
THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE DON'T MISS
2318
01:18:37,113 --> 01:18:38,815
YOU AT THE OFFICE.
2319
01:18:38,815 --> 01:18:40,049
WE MISS YOU SO MUCH.
2320
01:18:40,049 --> 01:18:40,884
>> WELL...
2321
01:18:40,884 --> 01:18:41,785
[ CHUCKLES ]
2322
01:18:41,785 --> 01:18:43,452
SPEAKING OF "NO BULLSHIT," YOU
2323
01:18:43,452 --> 01:18:45,822
KNOW, EVERYBODY'S MOTHER DIES.
2324
01:18:45,822 --> 01:18:48,257
WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL HERE?
2325
01:18:48,257 --> 01:18:48,992
>> LYDIA!
2326
01:18:48,992 --> 01:18:50,526
SHOW SOME RESPECT, FOR CHRIST'S
2327
01:18:50,526 --> 01:18:51,127
SAKE.
2328
01:18:51,127 --> 01:18:52,762
THE OLD LADY'S LYING DEAD IN
2329
01:18:52,762 --> 01:18:58,434
THAT BOX OVER THERE.
2330
01:18:58,434 --> 01:19:00,269
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.
2331
01:19:00,269 --> 01:19:02,839
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.
2332
01:19:02,839 --> 01:19:05,441
>> AS IT WAS IN THE BEGINNING,
2333
01:19:05,441 --> 01:19:08,377
IS NOW, AND EVER SHALL BE, WORLD
2334
01:19:08,377 --> 01:19:09,412
WITHOUT END.
2335
01:19:09,412 --> 01:19:11,214
NOW, I'M SURE MARGARET'S
2336
01:19:11,214 --> 01:19:13,216
DAUGHTER WOULD LIKE TO SHARE
2337
01:19:13,216 --> 01:19:15,218
SOME MEMORIES OF HER BELOVED
2338
01:19:15,218 --> 01:19:17,386
MOTHER.
2339
01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:18,487
MADELYN?
2340
01:19:18,487 --> 01:19:21,257
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY A FEW
2341
01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:27,463
WORDS?
2342
01:19:27,463 --> 01:19:30,166
>> OH. UH...
2343
01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:31,868
I GUESS. I...
2344
01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:40,109
I DIDN'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING
2345
01:19:40,109 --> 01:19:42,045
PREPARED.
2346
01:19:42,045 --> 01:19:43,446
I KEEP EXPECTING HER TO WALK
2347
01:19:43,446 --> 01:19:49,018
THROUGH THE DOOR AND SAY, "HI."
2348
01:19:49,018 --> 01:19:53,056
>> OH.
2349
01:19:53,056 --> 01:19:54,023
HI.
2350
01:19:54,023 --> 01:19:59,395
>> HI.
2351
01:19:59,395 --> 01:20:01,597
UM, WHAT -- WHAT CAN I SAY?
2352
01:20:01,597 --> 01:20:04,901
SHE'S IN A BETTER PLACE.
2353
01:20:04,901 --> 01:20:08,504
HER TIME HAS COME.
2354
01:20:08,504 --> 01:20:15,478
SHE LIVED A GOOD LIFE.
2355
01:20:15,478 --> 01:20:19,482
"HOWL...HOWL...
2356
01:20:19,482 --> 01:20:23,419
[ Voice breaking ] HOWL...
2357
01:20:23,419 --> 01:20:27,023
OH, YE ARE MEN OF STONES.
2358
01:20:27,023 --> 01:20:31,527
HAD I YOUR EYES AND TONGUES, I'D
2359
01:20:31,527 --> 01:20:35,899
USE THEM TO CRACK...
2360
01:20:35,899 --> 01:20:38,167
HEAVEN'S VAULTS.
2361
01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:41,537
SHE'S GONE FOREVER.
2362
01:20:41,537 --> 01:20:43,606
I KNOW WHEN ONE IS DEAD AND WHEN
2363
01:20:43,606 --> 01:20:47,610
ONE LIVES.
2364
01:20:47,610 --> 01:20:50,246
SHE'S DEAD...
2365
01:20:50,246 --> 01:20:52,548
AS EARTH."
2366
01:20:55,318 --> 01:20:57,020
>> KEITH ALWAYS SAID YOU WERE
2367
01:20:57,020 --> 01:20:58,521
VERY GOOD AT YOUR JOB, BUT I
2368
01:20:58,521 --> 01:21:00,256
DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SUCH A
2369
01:21:00,256 --> 01:21:04,360
TALKER.
2370
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,162
>> EXCUSE ME.
2371
01:21:06,162 --> 01:21:07,330
>> I AM SO SORRY.
2372
01:21:07,330 --> 01:21:08,297
HOW ARE YOU?
2373
01:21:08,297 --> 01:21:09,298
ARE YOU OKAY?
2374
01:21:09,298 --> 01:21:11,134
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO?
2375
01:21:11,134 --> 01:21:11,667
>> Yes.
2376
01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:13,136
Do you have the time to go
2377
01:21:13,136 --> 01:21:14,137
someplace with me?
2378
01:21:14,137 --> 01:21:14,603
>> Yeah.
2379
01:21:14,603 --> 01:21:15,238
>> Okay.
2380
01:21:15,238 --> 01:21:16,372
>> Want to duck in the coatroom
2381
01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:17,206
and have a quick go?
2382
01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:18,474
>> [ LAUGHS ] Shh.
2383
01:21:18,474 --> 01:21:20,676
>> Death, be not proud.
2384
01:21:20,676 --> 01:21:22,111
>> No. I have another idea.
2385
01:21:22,111 --> 01:21:23,980
You better come over.
2386
01:21:23,980 --> 01:21:26,615
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
2387
01:21:26,615 --> 01:21:27,516
>> HELLO.
2388
01:21:27,516 --> 01:21:29,919
>> I'M JUST GONNA POP OUT AND,
2389
01:21:29,919 --> 01:21:34,690
UH, GET SOME ICE CREAM WITH...
2390
01:21:34,690 --> 01:21:36,192
I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME.
2391
01:21:36,192 --> 01:21:37,293
>> DEREK.
2392
01:21:37,293 --> 01:21:37,693
>> DEREK.
2393
01:21:37,693 --> 01:21:39,128
>> DEREK.
2394
01:21:39,128 --> 01:21:40,396
>> UH, DEREK, THIS IS MY
2395
01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:43,432
HUSBAND, PAUL.
2396
01:21:43,432 --> 01:21:45,668
>> HUSBAND. PAUL.
2397
01:21:45,668 --> 01:21:48,437
>> DEREK.
2398
01:21:48,437 --> 01:21:50,373
>> AND YOU'RE...
2399
01:21:50,373 --> 01:21:51,407
>> MADELYN.
2400
01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:53,176
>> MADELYN.
2401
01:21:53,176 --> 01:21:55,211
MADELYN.
2402
01:21:55,211 --> 01:21:56,379
>> I'M KEITH.
2403
01:21:56,379 --> 01:21:57,580
>> KEITH.
2404
01:21:57,580 --> 01:21:58,547
>> I'M LYDIA.
2405
01:21:58,547 --> 01:21:59,182
>> LYDIA.
2406
01:21:59,182 --> 01:22:00,516
I HOPE I DON'T HAVE TO REMEMBER
2407
01:22:00,516 --> 01:22:01,384
ALL THESE.
2408
01:22:01,384 --> 01:22:03,219
[ CHUCKLES ]
2409
01:22:03,219 --> 01:22:05,088
NICE TO MEET YOU ALL.
2410
01:22:05,088 --> 01:22:06,922
>> HERE. SEE YOU LATER.
2411
01:22:15,098 --> 01:22:17,333
>> IS THAT THE UNDERTAKER?
2412
01:22:17,333 --> 01:22:19,368
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
2413
01:22:19,368 --> 01:22:22,671
>> MMM.
2414
01:22:22,671 --> 01:22:26,475
THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
2415
01:22:26,475 --> 01:22:28,311
GOOD ICE CREAM.
2416
01:22:28,311 --> 01:22:32,181
>> IT IS. IT IS.
2417
01:22:32,181 --> 01:22:33,582
OH, MY GOD. I GOT TO GO.
2418
01:22:33,582 --> 01:22:35,251
UM, I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR
2419
01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:36,085
REHEARSAL.
2420
01:22:36,085 --> 01:22:37,120
I'M IN A PLAY.
2421
01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:38,754
>> WAIT, WAIT. WHAT?
2422
01:22:38,754 --> 01:22:40,023
YOU'RE AN ACTRESS?
2423
01:22:40,023 --> 01:22:41,157
>> [ Laughing ] NO.
2424
01:22:41,157 --> 01:22:41,757
NO, NO, NO.
2425
01:22:41,757 --> 01:22:43,426
UM, I'M JUST -- THIS IS JUST
2426
01:22:43,426 --> 01:22:45,028
SOMETHING THAT MY HUSBAND'S
2427
01:22:45,028 --> 01:22:46,762
GIRLFRIEND WANTED ME TO DO.
2428
01:22:46,762 --> 01:22:48,164
>> YOUR HUSBAND'S GIRLFRIEND
2429
01:22:48,164 --> 01:22:48,998
WANTED YOU TO...
2430
01:22:48,998 --> 01:22:50,266
>> IT'S NOT AS BONKERS AS THAT
2431
01:22:50,266 --> 01:22:51,667
SOUNDS.
2432
01:22:51,667 --> 01:22:53,036
YES, IT IS.
2433
01:22:53,036 --> 01:22:55,004
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
2434
01:22:55,004 --> 01:22:56,005
>> WHAT'S THE PLAY?
2435
01:22:56,005 --> 01:22:58,074
>> UH, "KING LEAR."
2436
01:22:58,074 --> 01:22:59,475
I PLAY LEAR.
2437
01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:00,776
I'VE -- I'VE GOT TO GO.
2438
01:23:00,776 --> 01:23:01,577
I'M SORRY.
2439
01:23:01,577 --> 01:23:02,411
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
2440
01:23:02,411 --> 01:23:03,479
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
2441
01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:04,247
YOU CAN'T JUST...
2442
01:23:04,247 --> 01:23:05,314
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
2443
01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:07,016
YOU CAN'T JUST WALK OFF LIKE
2444
01:23:07,016 --> 01:23:07,416
THAT.
2445
01:23:07,416 --> 01:23:10,119
YOU'RE STARRING IN "KING LEAR."
2446
01:23:10,119 --> 01:23:11,087
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE ONE IN A
2447
01:23:11,087 --> 01:23:13,122
BILLION.
2448
01:23:13,122 --> 01:23:15,524
>> IF YOU ONLY KNEW.
2449
01:23:15,524 --> 01:23:17,460
>> LISTEN, IF YOU'RE FREE,
2450
01:23:17,460 --> 01:23:19,362
TOMORROW NIGHT'S MY DAD'S
2451
01:23:19,362 --> 01:23:20,196
FUNERAL.
2452
01:23:20,196 --> 01:23:22,198
IT SHOULD BE A ROCKIN' GOOD
2453
01:23:22,198 --> 01:23:22,665
TIME.
2454
01:23:22,665 --> 01:23:24,367
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
2455
01:23:24,367 --> 01:23:26,569
IT SHOULD BE.
2456
01:23:26,569 --> 01:23:28,804
WILL YOU -- WILL YOU JOIN ME?
2457
01:23:28,804 --> 01:23:31,207
>> I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN.
2458
01:23:31,207 --> 01:23:32,375
I JUST DON'T.
2459
01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:33,376
I'M SORRY.
2460
01:23:33,376 --> 01:23:34,477
>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
2461
01:23:34,477 --> 01:23:35,711
I'VE BEEN TURNED DOWN BY LESSER
2462
01:23:35,711 --> 01:23:36,345
WOMEN.
2463
01:23:36,345 --> 01:23:38,114
I KNOW WHAT I WANT IT TO SAY ON
2464
01:23:38,114 --> 01:23:40,383
MY GRAVE!
2465
01:23:40,383 --> 01:23:42,385
"HE SLEPT WITH KING LEAR."
2466
01:23:43,619 --> 01:23:45,754
>> "SO FAREWELL TO YOU BOTH."
2467
01:23:45,754 --> 01:23:47,523
>> "PRESCRIBE NOT US OUR
2468
01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:48,824
DUTIES."
2469
01:23:48,824 --> 01:23:52,261
[ LAUGHS ]
2470
01:23:52,261 --> 01:23:55,331
>> "LET YOUR STUDY BE TO CONTENT
2471
01:23:55,331 --> 01:23:58,434
YOUR LORD WHO HATH RECEIVED YOU
2472
01:23:58,434 --> 01:23:59,635
AT FORTUNE'S ALMS.
2473
01:23:59,635 --> 01:24:00,536
YOU HAVE --"
2474
01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:02,105
>> HI.
2475
01:24:02,105 --> 01:24:02,638
SORRY I'M LATE.
2476
01:24:02,638 --> 01:24:04,073
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
2477
01:24:04,073 --> 01:24:06,075
I'M SICK OF PEOPLE WALTZING IN
2478
01:24:06,075 --> 01:24:08,144
HERE WHENEVER THEY FEEL LIKE IT.
2479
01:24:08,144 --> 01:24:09,078
YOU BETTER HAVE ONE HELL OF A
2480
01:24:09,078 --> 01:24:11,114
GOOD REASON FOR BEING LATE.
2481
01:24:11,114 --> 01:24:12,348
WELL, WHAT IS IT?
2482
01:24:12,348 --> 01:24:13,782
YOU'RE WEARING BLACK.
2483
01:24:13,782 --> 01:24:15,618
LET'S HOPE SOMEBODY DIED.
2484
01:24:15,618 --> 01:24:17,653
>> IT'S A TRAGEDY -- EVERYBODY
2485
01:24:17,653 --> 01:24:18,354
DIES.
2486
01:24:18,354 --> 01:24:20,389
>> THAT -- THAT'S WHY I PREFER
2487
01:24:20,389 --> 01:24:24,527
COMEDIES -- HAPPY ENDINGS.
2488
01:24:24,527 --> 01:24:26,429
KISSES.
2489
01:24:26,429 --> 01:24:29,832
[ HORN HONKING ]
2490
01:24:29,832 --> 01:24:31,667
>> WE'RE WAITING, LUCY.
2491
01:24:40,476 --> 01:24:43,212
>> "OH, NUNCLE, COURT HOLY WATER
2492
01:24:43,212 --> 01:24:45,714
INDOORS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN
2493
01:24:45,714 --> 01:24:52,321
THIS RAINWATER OUT OF DOORS.
2494
01:24:52,321 --> 01:24:55,424
GOOD NUNCLE, IN -- ASK THY
2495
01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:58,294
DAUGHTERS' FORGIVENESS.
2496
01:24:58,294 --> 01:25:00,129
HERE'S A NIGHT PITIES NEITHER
2497
01:25:00,129 --> 01:25:05,868
WISE MEN NOR FOOL."
2498
01:25:05,868 --> 01:25:08,537
>> THAT'S...
2499
01:25:08,537 --> 01:25:10,506
THAT IS A REMARKABLE
2500
01:25:10,506 --> 01:25:12,708
IMPROVEMENT.
2501
01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:14,677
DAMN, I'M SUCH A GOOD DIRECTOR.
2502
01:25:15,811 --> 01:25:18,381
>> WE SHOULD CELEBRATE -- GO OUT
2503
01:25:18,381 --> 01:25:19,248
TO DINNER.
2504
01:25:19,248 --> 01:25:22,151
>> TODAY I RAN INTO THE STRANGER
2505
01:25:22,151 --> 01:25:23,919
THAT I HAD DRUNK SEX WITH.
2506
01:25:23,919 --> 01:25:24,787
>> OKAY.
2507
01:25:24,787 --> 01:25:25,921
MY JOB IS NOT YET DONE.
2508
01:25:25,921 --> 01:25:27,423
I OFFICIALLY FORBID YOU FROM
2509
01:25:27,423 --> 01:25:28,757
SEEING A GUY YOU HAD SEX WITH
2510
01:25:28,757 --> 01:25:30,159
WHEN YOU DIDN'T KNOW EACH
2511
01:25:30,159 --> 01:25:30,793
OTHER'S NAMES.
2512
01:25:30,793 --> 01:25:32,828
ONE DAY IT'S THE HOTTEST SEX YOU
2513
01:25:32,828 --> 01:25:34,863
EVER HAD, AND THE NEXT DAY IT'S,
2514
01:25:34,863 --> 01:25:37,333
"YOU PLAY THE ACCORDION!"
2515
01:25:37,333 --> 01:25:39,268
REALLY, IT DOESN'T WORK.
2516
01:25:39,268 --> 01:25:40,903
>> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
2517
01:25:40,903 --> 01:25:42,505
>> THAT'S WHAT YOU -- WE'RE
2518
01:25:42,505 --> 01:25:43,806
STARTING TO THINK ALIKE?
2519
01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:44,840
ISN'T THAT GREAT?
2520
01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:45,741
LET ME TRY IT.
2521
01:25:45,741 --> 01:25:47,643
OKAY, SO WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I
2522
01:25:47,643 --> 01:25:49,312
TOLD YOU I REALLY FELT LIKE
2523
01:25:49,312 --> 01:25:50,946
CALLING PAUL AND ASKING HIM,
2524
01:25:50,946 --> 01:25:52,348
"HEY, HOW WAS YOUR
2525
01:25:52,348 --> 01:25:53,882
MOTHER-IN-LAW'S FUNERAL?"
2526
01:25:53,882 --> 01:25:54,817
YOU'D SAY --
2527
01:25:54,817 --> 01:25:55,484
>> YES.
2528
01:25:55,484 --> 01:25:56,185
>> WHAT?
2529
01:25:56,185 --> 01:25:56,852
>> CALL HIM.
2530
01:25:56,852 --> 01:25:57,720
>> CALL HIM?
2531
01:25:57,720 --> 01:26:00,323
>> YES. CALL HIM.
2532
01:26:00,323 --> 01:26:02,358
FUNERALS -- THAT'S THE TIME WHEN
2533
01:26:02,358 --> 01:26:04,327
WE START THINKING ABOUT OUR OWN
2534
01:26:04,327 --> 01:26:07,463
LIVES, TIME SLIPPING AWAY -- "IF
2535
01:26:07,463 --> 01:26:09,965
ONLY, IF ONLY..."
2536
01:26:09,965 --> 01:26:11,867
WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO FINALLY
2537
01:26:11,867 --> 01:26:13,569
KNOW WHAT'S IN HIS HEART?
2538
01:26:13,569 --> 01:26:15,271
>> YEAH, BUT I DON'T KNOW.
2539
01:26:15,271 --> 01:26:16,972
TO ME, IT JUST SEEMS...A LITTLE
2540
01:26:16,972 --> 01:26:17,706
BIT RUDE.
2541
01:26:17,706 --> 01:26:19,475
WON'T THEY BE SHARING SNACKS AND
2542
01:26:19,475 --> 01:26:21,744
MEMORIES ABOUT THE DEAD LADY?
2543
01:26:21,744 --> 01:26:23,279
>> YOU'LL KNOW THE TRUTH.
2544
01:26:23,279 --> 01:26:24,780
DON'T YOU WANT TO FINALLY KNOW
2545
01:26:24,780 --> 01:26:25,781
THE TRUTH?
2546
01:26:25,781 --> 01:26:27,650
>> YEAH.
2547
01:26:27,650 --> 01:26:29,952
>> DO IT.
2548
01:26:29,952 --> 01:26:31,620
>> OKAY.
2549
01:26:31,620 --> 01:26:33,722
OKAY.
2550
01:26:33,722 --> 01:26:37,860
UM...
2551
01:26:37,860 --> 01:26:40,429
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
2552
01:26:43,566 --> 01:26:45,501
He's not picking up.
2553
01:26:45,501 --> 01:26:47,770
HI.
2554
01:26:47,770 --> 01:26:48,637
What do I say?
2555
01:26:48,637 --> 01:26:50,273
>> What do you want to say to
2556
01:26:50,273 --> 01:26:51,507
him?
2557
01:26:51,507 --> 01:26:53,342
>> YEAH. YEAH, I'M HERE.
2558
01:26:53,342 --> 01:26:53,909
SORRY.
2559
01:26:53,909 --> 01:26:55,911
UM, I'M JUST CALLING YOU...
2560
01:26:55,911 --> 01:26:58,013
I-I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I
2561
01:26:58,013 --> 01:26:59,848
LOVE YOU.
2562
01:27:07,256 --> 01:27:08,324
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
2563
01:27:08,324 --> 01:27:09,725
>> HE SAID, "JESUS CHRIST.
2564
01:27:09,725 --> 01:27:10,726
LEAVE ME ALONE.
2565
01:27:10,726 --> 01:27:17,833
I'M A MARRIED MAN."
2566
01:27:17,833 --> 01:27:19,302
[ Voice breaking ] HE LOVES HIS
2567
01:27:19,302 --> 01:27:22,305
WIFE.
2568
01:27:22,305 --> 01:27:23,472
>> ARE YOU GOING TO BE ALL
2569
01:27:23,472 --> 01:27:24,907
RIGHT?
2570
01:27:24,907 --> 01:27:25,941
>> I'LL BE OKAY.
2571
01:27:25,941 --> 01:27:27,410
ALL RIGHT!
2572
01:27:27,410 --> 01:27:29,545
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH
2573
01:27:29,545 --> 01:27:31,914
TOGETHER, I FORGOT HOW WE MET.
2574
01:27:31,914 --> 01:27:34,383
I'M NOT GONNA KILL MYSELF WHEN I
2575
01:27:34,383 --> 01:27:37,320
JUST LANDED A JUICY ROLE.
2576
01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:40,022
SHAKESPEARE.
2577
01:27:40,022 --> 01:27:41,424
AND I THINK I CAN DO A REALLY
2578
01:27:41,424 --> 01:27:44,059
GOOD JOB AT IT.
2579
01:27:44,059 --> 01:27:45,661
AND I'LL BECOME A STAR.
2580
01:27:45,661 --> 01:27:47,630
AND HE'LL SPEND THE REST OF HIS
2581
01:27:47,630 --> 01:27:53,068
LIFE MISSING ME.
2582
01:27:53,068 --> 01:27:56,038
I'm okay.
2583
01:28:13,956 --> 01:28:15,658
>> SO, WHO WAS THE MAN AT THE
2584
01:28:15,658 --> 01:28:17,426
FUNERAL, AND WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN
2585
01:28:17,426 --> 01:28:19,595
DOING WITH HIM FOR SIX HOURS?
2586
01:28:19,595 --> 01:28:20,463
>> THERE, THERE.
2587
01:28:20,463 --> 01:28:21,697
YOU'RE NOT QUITE YOURSELF, ARE
2588
01:28:21,697 --> 01:28:21,964
YOU?
2589
01:28:21,964 --> 01:28:23,065
>> THAT'S TRUE.
2590
01:28:23,065 --> 01:28:25,100
I DON'T KNOW THAT I OWE ANYBODY
2591
01:28:25,100 --> 01:28:27,002
AN EXPLANATION, BUT, FOR THE
2592
01:28:27,002 --> 01:28:29,705
RECORD, UH, THAT MAN'S DAD DIED
2593
01:28:29,705 --> 01:28:32,007
THE SAME NIGHT AS MY MOTHER, AND
2594
01:28:32,007 --> 01:28:35,578
WE GOT TO -- TO...TALKING.
2595
01:28:35,578 --> 01:28:37,346
AND TODAY I FELT LIKE HE WAS THE
2596
01:28:37,346 --> 01:28:38,847
ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTOOD WHAT I
2597
01:28:38,847 --> 01:28:39,648
WAS FEELING.
2598
01:28:39,648 --> 01:28:41,083
>> OH, AND HOW LONG HAS THIS
2599
01:28:41,083 --> 01:28:41,984
BEEN GOING ON?
2600
01:28:41,984 --> 01:28:43,886
>> YES. YOU'VE BEEN A BUSY GIRL.
2601
01:28:43,886 --> 01:28:45,888
>> I SWEAR I MET HIM FOR THE
2602
01:28:45,888 --> 01:28:47,856
FIRST TIME THE NIGHT MY MOM
2603
01:28:47,856 --> 01:28:48,391
DIED.
2604
01:28:48,391 --> 01:28:49,758
>> I SAID THAT MADELYN WOULDN'T
2605
01:28:49,758 --> 01:28:51,093
HAVE SEX WITH A MAN WHOSE NAME
2606
01:28:51,093 --> 01:28:53,696
SHE DIDN'T KNOW.
2607
01:28:53,696 --> 01:28:55,030
SHE'S NO CHEAP SLUT, FOR
2608
01:28:55,030 --> 01:28:55,998
CHRIST'S SAKE.
2609
01:28:55,998 --> 01:28:56,932
>> WAIT, WAIT.
2610
01:28:56,932 --> 01:28:58,033
SO LYDIA WAS RIGHT.
2611
01:28:58,033 --> 01:28:59,602
HE'S NOT THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN
2612
01:28:59,602 --> 01:29:00,035
SLEEPING WITH?
2613
01:29:00,035 --> 01:29:01,036
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
2614
01:29:01,036 --> 01:29:02,538
>> YOU BET I'M RIGHT.
2615
01:29:02,538 --> 01:29:04,039
>> WHY ARE THEY EVEN HERE?
2616
01:29:04,039 --> 01:29:06,542
>> Hard to get rid of.
2617
01:29:06,542 --> 01:29:08,411
>> YOU MIGHT THINK YOU'RE SO
2618
01:29:08,411 --> 01:29:10,145
SMART, BUT WE KNOW EVERYTHING.
2619
01:29:10,145 --> 01:29:11,747
>> OH, SURELY NOT.
2620
01:29:11,747 --> 01:29:13,416
>> YES. WE DO.
2621
01:29:13,416 --> 01:29:14,650
>> THE PHONE CALLS, THE LATE
2622
01:29:14,650 --> 01:29:15,851
NIGHTS -- THAT ALL STARTED
2623
01:29:15,851 --> 01:29:16,952
BEFORE YOUR MOTHER DIED.
2624
01:29:16,952 --> 01:29:18,487
>> WE SAID WE'D KEEP IT SECRET
2625
01:29:18,487 --> 01:29:19,822
TILL WE HAD PROOF, BUT I'VE HAD
2626
01:29:19,822 --> 01:29:20,556
ENOUGH.
2627
01:29:20,556 --> 01:29:22,391
WE KNOW YOU TWO ARE HAVING AN
2628
01:29:22,391 --> 01:29:22,925
AFFAIR!
2629
01:29:22,925 --> 01:29:25,060
>> NO, WE'RE NOT!
2630
01:29:25,060 --> 01:29:26,562
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE WANTED AN
2631
01:29:26,562 --> 01:29:26,929
AFFAIR.
2632
01:29:26,929 --> 01:29:28,130
>> I...
2633
01:29:28,130 --> 01:29:29,832
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME.
2634
01:29:29,832 --> 01:29:31,634
THOUGH I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE UP
2635
01:29:31,634 --> 01:29:31,967
TO.
2636
01:29:31,967 --> 01:29:32,768
>> OH, NO.
2637
01:29:32,768 --> 01:29:34,002
WAIT. LISTEN, PLEASE.
2638
01:29:34,002 --> 01:29:35,804
CAN WE JUST NOT GET INTO ALL
2639
01:29:35,804 --> 01:29:36,405
THAT?
2640
01:29:36,405 --> 01:29:37,806
I BURIED MY MOTHER TODAY.
2641
01:29:37,806 --> 01:29:39,808
>> YELLOW ROSES!
2642
01:29:39,808 --> 01:29:42,044
ON OU CREDIT CARD.
2643
01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:43,412
>> YES, I SENT HER FLOWERS
2644
01:29:43,412 --> 01:29:45,013
BECAUSE HER MOTHER WAS DEAD --
2645
01:29:45,013 --> 01:29:48,917
WELL, WAS DYING.
2646
01:29:48,917 --> 01:29:50,986
RIGHT?
2647
01:29:50,986 --> 01:29:52,020
>> YES. SURE. RIGHT.
2648
01:29:52,020 --> 01:29:53,622
I TOLD KEITH THAT MY MOTHER WAS
2649
01:29:53,622 --> 01:29:54,690
DYING.
2650
01:29:54,690 --> 01:29:56,459
>> YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT.
2651
01:29:56,459 --> 01:29:58,193
>> BECAUSE YOU WERE BUSY BEING
2652
01:29:58,193 --> 01:30:01,630
AUDITED.
2653
01:30:01,630 --> 01:30:04,533
SO...THE MAN AT THE FUNERAL'S
2654
01:30:04,533 --> 01:30:06,201
DAD DIED, AND KEITH SENT ME
2655
01:30:06,201 --> 01:30:08,170
FLOWERS BECAUSE MY MOTHER WAS
2656
01:30:08,170 --> 01:30:08,871
DYING.
2657
01:30:08,871 --> 01:30:10,506
QUESTIONS ALL ANSWERED?
2658
01:30:10,506 --> 01:30:11,206
HMM?
2659
01:30:11,206 --> 01:30:12,608
GREAT.
2660
01:30:12,608 --> 01:30:13,041
GOOD NIGHT.
2661
01:30:13,041 --> 01:30:13,709
>> WAIT.
2662
01:30:13,709 --> 01:30:14,943
WAIT. I HAVE A QUESTION.
2663
01:30:14,943 --> 01:30:16,545
>> I AM SO TIRED, PAUL.
2664
01:30:16,545 --> 01:30:18,146
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME
2665
01:30:18,146 --> 01:30:18,881
ALONE?
2666
01:30:18,881 --> 01:30:20,849
>> BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, AND I
2667
01:30:20,849 --> 01:30:23,018
WANT TO KNOW IF OUR MARRIAGE CAN
2668
01:30:23,018 --> 01:30:25,087
BE SAVED.
2669
01:30:39,201 --> 01:30:42,037
>> ASK YOUR QUESTION.
2670
01:30:42,037 --> 01:30:43,071
>> [ SIGHS ]
2671
01:30:43,071 --> 01:30:45,173
IF IT'S NOT KEITH AND IT'S NOT
2672
01:30:45,173 --> 01:30:47,476
THE MAN AT THE FUNERAL, WHO IS
2673
01:30:47,476 --> 01:30:48,544
IT THAT CALLS YOU IN THE MIDDLE
2674
01:30:48,544 --> 01:30:50,713
OF THE NIGHT?
2675
01:30:50,713 --> 01:30:51,780
>> DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SAVE
2676
01:30:51,780 --> 01:30:54,082
THIS MARRIAGE?
2677
01:30:54,082 --> 01:30:56,051
>> MORE THAN ANYTHING.
2678
01:30:56,051 --> 01:30:57,152
>> THEN LET'S TALK IN THE
2679
01:30:57,152 --> 01:30:59,588
MORNING.
2680
01:31:48,971 --> 01:31:50,305
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
2681
01:31:50,305 --> 01:31:52,107
>> LUCY!
2682
01:31:52,107 --> 01:31:53,776
[ KNOCKING CONTINUES ]
2683
01:31:53,776 --> 01:31:56,044
LUCY!
2684
01:31:56,044 --> 01:32:00,916
>> [ GRUNTS ]
2685
01:32:00,916 --> 01:32:02,117
OH, PAUL, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
2686
01:32:02,117 --> 01:32:03,085
>> STOP IT.
2687
01:32:03,085 --> 01:32:04,152
GET OFF.
2688
01:32:04,152 --> 01:32:06,021
GET OFF.
2689
01:32:06,021 --> 01:32:07,756
HOW DID YOU GET HER NUMBER? HUH?
2690
01:32:07,756 --> 01:32:08,657
I WAS SO CAREFUL.
2691
01:32:08,657 --> 01:32:10,025
I DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU HER NAME.
2692
01:32:10,025 --> 01:32:10,626
>> WHAT?
2693
01:32:10,626 --> 01:32:11,960
>> DID YOU LOOK AT MY PHONE WHEN
2694
01:32:11,960 --> 01:32:12,761
I WAS SLEEPING?
2695
01:32:12,761 --> 01:32:13,729
HOW DARE YOU DO THAT!
2696
01:32:13,729 --> 01:32:14,963
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
2697
01:32:14,963 --> 01:32:16,064
>> I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN
2698
01:32:16,064 --> 01:32:17,232
DOING, LUCY.
2699
01:32:17,232 --> 01:32:18,601
>> YOU KNOW ABOUT THE PLAY?
2700
01:32:18,601 --> 01:32:19,768
>> OH, STOP PLAYING GAMES.
2701
01:32:19,768 --> 01:32:21,003
I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN CALLING MY
2702
01:32:21,003 --> 01:32:21,804
WIFE.
2703
01:32:21,804 --> 01:32:23,071
>> YOUR WIFE?
2704
01:32:23,071 --> 01:32:24,640
>> OH, COME ON!
2705
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,141
YOU MIGHT BE AN IDIOT, BUT I'M
2706
01:32:26,141 --> 01:32:26,675
NOT.
2707
01:32:26,675 --> 01:32:28,210
I CHECKED HER CELL TO SEE WHO'S
2708
01:32:28,210 --> 01:32:29,678
BEEN CALLING HER.
2709
01:32:29,678 --> 01:32:31,179
WHAT DID I FIND, LUCY?
2710
01:32:31,179 --> 01:32:31,814
HUH?
2711
01:32:31,814 --> 01:32:34,082
YOUR NUMBER!
2712
01:32:34,082 --> 01:32:36,919
>> I'VE -- I'VE NEVER CALLED
2713
01:32:36,919 --> 01:32:38,721
YOUR WIFE.
2714
01:32:38,721 --> 01:32:41,023
>> AGAIN AND AGAIN.
2715
01:32:41,023 --> 01:32:42,290
WHEN SHE'S AT WORK, IN THE
2716
01:32:42,290 --> 01:32:43,626
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT...
2717
01:32:43,626 --> 01:32:46,895
>> IN THE MIDDLE OF THE...
2718
01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:48,997
WHAT'S YOUR WIFE'S NAME?
2719
01:32:48,997 --> 01:32:50,232
>> YOU KNOW MY WIFE IS
2720
01:32:50,232 --> 01:32:51,133
MADELYN REED.
2721
01:32:51,133 --> 01:32:52,835
WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE CALLING
2722
01:32:52,835 --> 01:32:55,671
HER?
2723
01:32:55,671 --> 01:32:56,872
>> BUT YOUR LAST NAME IS
2724
01:32:56,872 --> 01:32:57,606
JEFFERSON.
2725
01:32:57,606 --> 01:32:58,874
>> SHE USES HER OWN NAME.
2726
01:32:58,874 --> 01:33:00,609
LOOK -- AND WILL YOU STOP TRYING
2727
01:33:00,609 --> 01:33:02,010
TO COME UP WITH SOME EXCUSE?
2728
01:33:02,010 --> 01:33:02,377
WHAT?
2729
01:33:02,377 --> 01:33:04,012
LIKE, OH, YOU'RE JUST RANDOMLY
2730
01:33:04,012 --> 01:33:05,681
CALLING SOME WOMAN WHO HAPPENS
2731
01:33:05,681 --> 01:33:06,381
TO BE MY WIFE.
2732
01:33:06,381 --> 01:33:06,982
JESUS!
2733
01:33:06,982 --> 01:33:08,651
WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE CALLING
2734
01:33:08,651 --> 01:33:10,085
HER COUNTLESS FUCKING TIMES?
2735
01:33:10,085 --> 01:33:11,720
>> WE'RE FRIENDS.
2736
01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:13,121
>> OH! [ LAUGHS ]
2737
01:33:13,121 --> 01:33:14,389
FRI-- COME ON!
2738
01:33:14,389 --> 01:33:15,824
REALLY.
2739
01:33:15,824 --> 01:33:17,159
>> BUT I'M TELLING YOU THE
2740
01:33:17,159 --> 01:33:17,760
TRUTH!
2741
01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:19,161
>> OH, SURE. ABSOLUTELY.
2742
01:33:19,161 --> 01:33:20,829
YOU JUST HAPPENED BY SHEER
2743
01:33:20,829 --> 01:33:22,631
CHANCE TO BECOME BEST BUDDIES
2744
01:33:22,631 --> 01:33:24,867
WITH MY WIFE.
2745
01:33:24,867 --> 01:33:27,269
>> SHE -- SHE MUST HAVE SEEN US
2746
01:33:27,269 --> 01:33:29,137
THE DAY WE HAD THE FIGHT.
2747
01:33:29,137 --> 01:33:31,206
SHE SAID SHE FOLLOWED ME HOME,
2748
01:33:31,206 --> 01:33:33,408
BUT SHE NEVER, NEVER TOLD ME SHE
2749
01:33:33,408 --> 01:33:35,077
WAS YOUR WIFE.
2750
01:33:35,077 --> 01:33:36,311
WE MADE A PACT.
2751
01:33:36,311 --> 01:33:38,714
SHE HAD TO DO WHATEVER I TOLD
2752
01:33:38,714 --> 01:33:45,654
HER, AND I'VE BEEN DOING...
2753
01:33:45,654 --> 01:33:46,188
>> JESUS.
2754
01:33:46,188 --> 01:33:47,890
OKAY, YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND.
2755
01:33:47,890 --> 01:33:49,191
THIS IS LIKE SOME FUCKING
2756
01:33:49,191 --> 01:33:50,759
"FATAL ATTRACTION" HERE.
2757
01:33:50,759 --> 01:33:52,160
NEVER CALL MY WIFE AGAIN!
2758
01:33:52,160 --> 01:33:53,228
YOU UNDERSTAND?
2759
01:33:53,228 --> 01:33:55,263
AND NEVER CALL ME OR I'LL PHONE
2760
01:33:55,263 --> 01:33:56,164
THE POLICE.
2761
01:33:56,164 --> 01:33:58,901
I'M GONNA GO HOME AND JUST PRAY
2762
01:33:58,901 --> 01:34:01,236
TO GOD MY WIFE FORGIVES ME.
2763
01:34:01,236 --> 01:34:03,171
>> I'M SURE SHE WILL.
2764
01:34:03,171 --> 01:34:05,073
I MEAN, AFTER ALL, SHE CHEATED
2765
01:34:05,073 --> 01:34:07,409
ON YOU, TOO...
2766
01:34:07,409 --> 01:34:08,844
WITH THAT GUY SHE MET A COUPLE
2767
01:34:08,844 --> 01:34:10,779
OF NIGHTS AGO.
2768
01:34:10,779 --> 01:34:12,715
SHE SAW HIM AGAIN YESTERDAY.
2769
01:34:12,715 --> 01:34:16,118
UM...WHAT'S HIS NAME?
2770
01:34:16,118 --> 01:34:17,085
OH, RIGHT.
2771
01:34:17,085 --> 01:34:20,322
SHE DOESN'T KNOW HIS NAME.
2772
01:34:20,322 --> 01:34:21,990
>> YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM?
2773
01:34:21,990 --> 01:34:23,926
>> SHE TELLS ME EVERYTHING.
2774
01:34:23,926 --> 01:34:25,160
>> SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T HAVE SEX
2775
01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:26,795
WITH HIM.
2776
01:34:26,795 --> 01:34:29,397
>> OH.
2777
01:34:29,397 --> 01:34:31,266
AND WHAT DID SHE TELL YOU ABOUT
2778
01:34:31,266 --> 01:34:34,436
HER CO-WORKER KEITH?
2779
01:34:34,436 --> 01:34:35,070
>> KEITH?
2780
01:34:35,070 --> 01:34:36,238
SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T HAVE SEX
2781
01:34:36,238 --> 01:34:37,740
WITH HIM EITHER.
2782
01:34:37,740 --> 01:34:39,374
>> REALLY?
2783
01:34:49,417 --> 01:34:51,887
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]
2784
01:34:51,887 --> 01:34:53,722
[ BIRD CAWING ]
2785
01:35:12,340 --> 01:35:15,878
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT.
2786
01:35:15,878 --> 01:35:17,780
>> LOVELY HOME.
2787
01:35:17,780 --> 01:35:21,183
YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT.
2788
01:35:21,183 --> 01:35:22,417
>> YOU DO NOT PLAY ME LIKE A
2789
01:35:22,417 --> 01:35:22,951
GAME.
2790
01:35:22,951 --> 01:35:24,319
YEAH, I CHEATED ON YOU, MADELYN,
2791
01:35:24,319 --> 01:35:25,253
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
2792
01:35:25,253 --> 01:35:26,822
NOW I REALIZE WHY I TOOK UP WITH
2793
01:35:26,822 --> 01:35:28,056
LUCY -- BECAUSE DEEP DOWN I
2794
01:35:28,056 --> 01:35:29,424
SENSED YOU WERE ALREADY CHEATING
2795
01:35:29,424 --> 01:35:29,958
ON ME.
2796
01:35:29,958 --> 01:35:30,392
>> WHAT?!
2797
01:35:30,392 --> 01:35:31,860
>> DON'T GIVE ME ANY MORE OF
2798
01:35:31,860 --> 01:35:32,327
YOUR LIES!
2799
01:35:32,327 --> 01:35:33,428
LUCY TOLD ME EVERYTHING.
2800
01:35:33,428 --> 01:35:34,362
>> OH, EVERYTHING?
2801
01:35:34,362 --> 01:35:35,197
>> OH, YEAH.
2802
01:35:35,197 --> 01:35:36,865
AND I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT
2803
01:35:36,865 --> 01:35:38,333
THE STRANGER YOU HAD SEX WITH,
2804
01:35:38,333 --> 01:35:38,934
MADELYN.
2805
01:35:38,934 --> 01:35:40,235
MY GOD, YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIS
2806
01:35:40,235 --> 01:35:41,904
NAME!
2807
01:35:41,904 --> 01:35:43,772
I KNOW ALL ABOUT KEITH, TOO.
2808
01:35:43,772 --> 01:35:44,372
>> KEITH?
2809
01:35:44,372 --> 01:35:45,407
>> I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING
2810
01:35:45,407 --> 01:35:46,942
WITH HIM FOR OVER A YEAR.
2811
01:35:46,942 --> 01:35:47,342
YEAH.
2812
01:35:47,342 --> 01:35:49,044
JUST HOPING I'D HAVE AN AFFAIR
2813
01:35:49,044 --> 01:35:50,512
SO THAT YOU CAN GET A BETTER
2814
01:35:50,512 --> 01:35:51,279
DIVORCE SETTLEMENT.
2815
01:35:51,279 --> 01:35:52,280
WELL, IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN,
2816
01:35:52,280 --> 01:35:53,281
MADELYN!
2817
01:35:53,281 --> 01:35:54,082
OKAY?
2818
01:35:54,082 --> 01:35:56,284
I'M FIGHTING YOU FOR EVERYTHING!
2819
01:35:56,284 --> 01:35:59,354
>> OKAY.
2820
01:35:59,354 --> 01:36:00,989
ABSOLUTELY OUT OF YOUR MIND.
2821
01:36:00,989 --> 01:36:01,389
HERE.
2822
01:36:01,389 --> 01:36:02,257
THERE YOU GO.
2823
01:36:02,257 --> 01:36:03,225
I'LL PACK THAT.
2824
01:36:03,225 --> 01:36:04,226
TAKE THESE.
2825
01:36:04,226 --> 01:36:05,493
YOU CAN HAVE SOMEONE TO CLEAN UP
2826
01:36:05,493 --> 01:36:06,795
AFTER YOURSELF, PACK YOUR
2827
01:36:06,795 --> 01:36:08,063
PILLOW, SO YOU CAN SNORE ALL YOU
2828
01:36:08,063 --> 01:36:12,167
WANT WITH LUCY!
2829
01:36:12,167 --> 01:36:14,469
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
2830
01:36:43,231 --> 01:36:44,232
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MADELYN'S
2831
01:36:44,232 --> 01:36:45,333
NOT COMING?
2832
01:36:45,333 --> 01:36:47,502
>> WELL, I'M NOT CERTAIN, BUT --
2833
01:36:47,502 --> 01:36:49,604
BUT I'D BE VERY SURPRISED IF --
2834
01:36:49,604 --> 01:36:50,973
IF SHE SHOWED UP.
2835
01:36:50,973 --> 01:36:51,940
>> IS SHE ILL?
2836
01:36:51,940 --> 01:36:52,340
>> NO.
2837
01:36:52,340 --> 01:36:53,608
>> COULD YOU CALL HER?
2838
01:36:53,608 --> 01:36:55,243
>> NO. I'M NOT CALLING HER.
2839
01:36:55,243 --> 01:36:56,578
>> BUT WE NEED OUR LEAR.
2840
01:36:56,578 --> 01:36:58,380
>> CAN'T YOU FIND SOMEONE ELSE?
2841
01:36:58,380 --> 01:37:00,015
>> NO, YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE
2842
01:37:00,015 --> 01:37:01,116
ANYBODY PLAY LEAR.
2843
01:37:01,116 --> 01:37:01,850
>> [ SCOFFS ]
2844
01:37:01,850 --> 01:37:03,385
>> [ SCOFFS ]
2845
01:37:03,385 --> 01:37:05,553
>> WE'LL HAVE TO CANCEL THE
2846
01:37:05,553 --> 01:37:06,321
PLAY.
2847
01:37:06,321 --> 01:37:07,622
SHE SEEMED SO RELIABLE!
2848
01:37:07,622 --> 01:37:08,556
WHAT HAPPENED?
2849
01:37:08,556 --> 01:37:10,192
>> WELL, SHE'S NOT EVEN AN
2850
01:37:10,192 --> 01:37:10,893
ACTRESS.
2851
01:37:10,893 --> 01:37:11,426
I'M THE ACTRESS.
2852
01:37:11,426 --> 01:37:12,527
I'M THE ONE THAT HAS THE RIGHT
2853
01:37:12,527 --> 01:37:14,062
TO BE HERE.
2854
01:37:14,062 --> 01:37:15,998
AND FRANKLY, SHE WAS HERE JUST
2855
01:37:15,998 --> 01:37:17,866
FOR ONE REASON -- SHE HAD THIS
2856
01:37:17,866 --> 01:37:19,467
SCHEME TO DISTRACT ME SO I'D
2857
01:37:19,467 --> 01:37:21,870
FORGET ABOUT THE MAN I LOVE.
2858
01:37:21,870 --> 01:37:24,406
>> WOULD THAT BE HER HUSBAND?
2859
01:37:24,406 --> 01:37:26,141
>> YEAH.
2860
01:37:26,141 --> 01:37:27,542
>> I THOUGHT SO.
2861
01:37:27,542 --> 01:37:29,177
PERHAPS WE COULD CALL HER
2862
01:37:29,177 --> 01:37:29,912
HUSBAND.
2863
01:37:29,912 --> 01:37:32,147
PRESUMABLY, YOU HAVE HIS NUMBER.
2864
01:37:32,147 --> 01:37:34,282
HE COULD TELL US WHERE SHE IS.
2865
01:37:34,282 --> 01:37:36,318
>> NO, HE COULD NOT.
2866
01:37:36,318 --> 01:37:39,454
HE'S LIVING WITH ME NOW.
2867
01:37:39,454 --> 01:37:41,023
>> AH.
2868
01:37:41,023 --> 01:37:43,959
NOW I UNDERSTAND.
2869
01:37:43,959 --> 01:37:45,093
ARE YOU SURE THAT MADELYN IS
2870
01:37:45,093 --> 01:37:46,228
ALL RIGHT?
2871
01:37:46,228 --> 01:37:49,064
IF HER HUSBAND LEFT HER TODAY,
2872
01:37:49,064 --> 01:37:52,935
FOR YOU, PRESUMABLY SHE'D BE
2873
01:37:52,935 --> 01:37:54,169
UPSET.
2874
01:37:54,169 --> 01:38:01,243
WE'VE ALL READ THE TRAGEDIES.
2875
01:38:01,243 --> 01:38:10,919
>> OH, NO! SHE WOULDN'T.
2876
01:38:10,919 --> 01:38:12,354
I DON'T THINK SO.
2877
01:38:12,354 --> 01:38:14,356
>> YOU DON'T THINK.
2878
01:38:19,962 --> 01:38:21,596
[ KNOCKING ]
2879
01:38:21,596 --> 01:38:22,597
>> KNOCK HARDER.
2880
01:38:22,597 --> 01:38:23,531
>> DO IT AGAIN.
2881
01:38:23,531 --> 01:38:24,499
>> IS SHE HURT?
2882
01:38:24,499 --> 01:38:26,368
[ POUNDING ]
2883
01:38:26,368 --> 01:38:27,435
>> I THINK WE SHOULD CALL THE
2884
01:38:27,435 --> 01:38:28,403
POLICE.
2885
01:38:28,403 --> 01:38:29,471
>> SERIOUSLY?
2886
01:38:29,471 --> 01:38:30,505
>> OH! THANK GOD.
2887
01:38:30,505 --> 01:38:31,639
>> OH!
2888
01:38:31,639 --> 01:38:33,675
>> OH.
2889
01:38:33,675 --> 01:38:35,443
>> COME ON.
2890
01:38:35,443 --> 01:38:36,644
THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
2891
01:38:36,644 --> 01:38:37,179
>> HI.
2892
01:38:37,179 --> 01:38:38,380
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WOULD
2893
01:38:38,380 --> 01:38:39,581
HAVE DONE IF YOU HADN'T BEEN
2894
01:38:39,581 --> 01:38:41,083
HOME.
2895
01:38:41,083 --> 01:38:42,517
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
2896
01:38:42,517 --> 01:38:44,119
>> OF COURSE. I'M FINE.
2897
01:38:44,119 --> 01:38:45,420
>> WELL, WHEN WE HEARD WHAT
2898
01:38:45,420 --> 01:38:47,589
HAPPENED, WE...
2899
01:38:47,589 --> 01:38:51,293
>> OH.
2900
01:38:51,293 --> 01:38:53,295
IT'S JUST LIFE.
2901
01:38:53,295 --> 01:38:56,398
50% OF MARRIAGES END UP IN
2902
01:38:56,398 --> 01:38:57,699
DIVORCE.
2903
01:38:57,699 --> 01:39:01,703
AND EVERYBODY'S MOTHER DIES.
2904
01:39:01,703 --> 01:39:03,471
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I'LL BE
2905
01:39:03,471 --> 01:39:05,273
GLAD TO GET RID OF THIS HOUSE.
2906
01:39:05,273 --> 01:39:07,042
I SWEAR I'VE SPENT THE LAST 10
2907
01:39:07,042 --> 01:39:10,078
YEARS DOING HOUSEWORK.
2908
01:39:10,078 --> 01:39:12,647
I JUST...
2909
01:39:12,647 --> 01:39:15,317
NEED A DAY TO DEAL WITH IT.
2910
01:39:15,317 --> 01:39:16,584
>> THEN -- THEN YOU'LL BE AT
2911
01:39:16,584 --> 01:39:18,020
REHEARSAL TOMORROW?
2912
01:39:18,020 --> 01:39:19,087
>> NO.
2913
01:39:19,087 --> 01:39:20,355
I'M NOT DOING THE PLAY.
2914
01:39:20,355 --> 01:39:21,423
>> [ GASPS ]
2915
01:39:21,423 --> 01:39:23,691
>> YOU CAN'T QUIT!
2916
01:39:23,691 --> 01:39:24,726
>> IF YOU QUIT, THEY HAVE TO
2917
01:39:24,726 --> 01:39:25,427
CANCEL.
2918
01:39:25,427 --> 01:39:27,229
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH SHE'S
2919
01:39:27,229 --> 01:39:28,696
TOLD YOU.
2920
01:39:28,696 --> 01:39:30,999
>> EVERYTHING.
2921
01:39:30,999 --> 01:39:32,400
>> OH, WELL, THEN YOU KNOW WE
2922
01:39:32,400 --> 01:39:34,069
CAN'T BE ON THE STAGE TOGETHER.
2923
01:39:34,069 --> 01:39:35,403
>> I CAN IF SHE CAN.
2924
01:39:35,403 --> 01:39:36,738
I'LL GET SOME COFFEE.
2925
01:39:36,738 --> 01:39:38,473
YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING
2926
01:39:38,473 --> 01:39:40,708
ALCOHOL -- IT'S A DEPRESSANT.
2927
01:39:40,708 --> 01:39:42,144
>> WELL, AND IF WE HAVE TO
2928
01:39:42,144 --> 01:39:43,511
CHOOSE, WE'D RATHER GET RID OF
2929
01:39:43,511 --> 01:39:44,346
LUCY THAN YOU.
2930
01:39:44,346 --> 01:39:45,113
>> DEFINITELY.
2931
01:39:45,113 --> 01:39:46,414
>> LOOK, I KNOW -- I KNOW THIS
2932
01:39:46,414 --> 01:39:47,549
ISN'T THE BEST TIME, BUT I
2933
01:39:47,549 --> 01:39:49,084
WOULDN'T ASK YOU TO DO THIS IF I
2934
01:39:49,084 --> 01:39:50,352
DIDN'T BELIEVE IT WAS THE BEST
2935
01:39:50,352 --> 01:39:53,121
THING FOR YOU AND ALSO...
2936
01:39:53,121 --> 01:39:56,058
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
2937
01:40:21,616 --> 01:40:22,817
>> I DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT
2938
01:40:22,817 --> 01:40:26,154
EVERYBODY, BUT...
2939
01:40:26,154 --> 01:40:27,622
I'M EXHAUSTED.
2940
01:40:27,622 --> 01:40:29,124
I MEAN, MAYBE IF I WAS THEIR
2941
01:40:29,124 --> 01:40:29,791
AGE, YOU KNOW...
2942
01:40:29,791 --> 01:40:30,492
>> NO, NO.
2943
01:40:30,492 --> 01:40:31,726
IF YOU WERE THEIR AGE, YOU
2944
01:40:31,726 --> 01:40:33,195
WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THE PART.
2945
01:40:33,195 --> 01:40:34,496
GIELGUD WAS A HORRIBLE LEAR AT
2946
01:40:34,496 --> 01:40:35,497
26.
2947
01:40:35,497 --> 01:40:37,099
THAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT
2948
01:40:37,099 --> 01:40:39,067
BEING OLD.
2949
01:40:39,067 --> 01:40:40,768
LOOK, YOU HAVE LEARNED SO MUCH
2950
01:40:40,768 --> 01:40:42,604
MORE ABOUT LIFE -- LOVE NEVER
2951
01:40:42,604 --> 01:40:45,240
WORKS OUT, WE'RE ALL GOING TO...
2952
01:40:45,240 --> 01:40:47,475
DIE.
2953
01:40:47,475 --> 01:40:49,111
SO YOU CAN FINALLY PLAY THE
2954
01:40:49,111 --> 01:40:51,513
JUICY ROLES.
2955
01:40:51,513 --> 01:40:53,581
WELL, MEN CAN.
2956
01:40:53,581 --> 01:40:55,117
>> PLEASE DON'T MAKE US CANCEL
2957
01:40:55,117 --> 01:40:55,383
IT.
2958
01:40:55,383 --> 01:40:56,618
>> I MEMORIZED ALL MY LINES!
2959
01:40:56,618 --> 01:40:58,086
>> MY GRANDMOTHER'S ALREADY PAID
2960
01:40:58,086 --> 01:40:59,121
FOR HER PLANE TICKET.
2961
01:40:59,121 --> 01:41:00,388
>> IT'S ONLY THREE WEEKS TILL
2962
01:41:00,388 --> 01:41:01,189
OPENING NIGHT.
2963
01:41:01,189 --> 01:41:02,357
>> YEAH, AND THE PLAY WILL
2964
01:41:02,357 --> 01:41:03,658
PROBABLY CLOSE AFTER THE FIRST
2965
01:41:03,658 --> 01:41:04,426
NIGHT.
2966
01:41:04,426 --> 01:41:05,227
>> YES.
2967
01:41:05,227 --> 01:41:08,430
WE'VE ONLY SOLD 17 TICKETS.
2968
01:41:08,430 --> 01:41:09,697
>> LOOK, I KNOW THIS MIGHT MEAN
2969
01:41:09,697 --> 01:41:11,099
NOTHING TO YOU, BUT IT'S THE
2970
01:41:11,099 --> 01:41:12,367
BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED
2971
01:41:12,367 --> 01:41:14,169
TO ME.
2972
01:41:19,474 --> 01:41:20,842
>> THREE WEEKS.
2973
01:41:20,842 --> 01:41:23,211
[ CHEERING ]
2974
01:41:23,211 --> 01:41:24,579
>> WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL,
2975
01:41:24,579 --> 01:41:25,413
WONDERFUL.
2976
01:41:25,413 --> 01:41:27,115
YOU -- YOU TAKE TODAY TO DO
2977
01:41:27,115 --> 01:41:28,116
WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU NEED TO
2978
01:41:28,116 --> 01:41:31,753
DO, AND WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
2979
01:41:31,753 --> 01:41:33,655
I PROMISE THIS IS JUST WHAT YOU
2980
01:41:33,655 --> 01:41:34,722
NEED.
2981
01:41:34,722 --> 01:41:37,259
OH, I'M SO HAPPY.
2982
01:41:37,259 --> 01:41:38,793
YOU GET SOME SLEEP.
2983
01:41:38,793 --> 01:41:40,328
ARE YOU EATING?
2984
01:41:40,328 --> 01:41:41,529
YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF
2985
01:41:41,529 --> 01:41:42,230
YOURSELF.
2986
01:41:42,230 --> 01:41:43,198
A-AND IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
2987
01:41:43,198 --> 01:41:44,332
ANYTHING AT ALL, YOU JUST LET US
2988
01:41:44,332 --> 01:41:46,334
KNOW, ALL RIGHT?
2989
01:41:46,334 --> 01:41:47,602
>> WE DID IT!
2990
01:41:47,602 --> 01:41:49,837
[ LAUGHTER ]
2991
01:41:49,837 --> 01:41:50,872
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
2992
01:41:50,872 --> 01:41:51,906
>> IT'S SO WONDERFUL!
2993
01:41:51,906 --> 01:41:53,608
>> YOU REMEMBER THE DAY WE MET,
2994
01:41:53,608 --> 01:41:54,909
YOU TOLD ME, "IF YOU GIVE
2995
01:41:54,909 --> 01:41:56,444
YOURSELF A LITTLE TIME, AN
2996
01:41:56,444 --> 01:42:00,548
IMPULSE WILL GO AWAY"?
2997
01:42:00,548 --> 01:42:01,883
>> YES.
2998
01:42:01,883 --> 01:42:03,685
NOW GO AWAY.
2999
01:42:46,494 --> 01:42:51,199
[ DOOR OPENS ]
3000
01:42:51,199 --> 01:42:51,899
>> OH.
3001
01:42:51,899 --> 01:42:53,268
I'M SORRY.
3002
01:42:53,268 --> 01:42:57,839
I-I WAS...JUST, UH...WAITING FOR
3003
01:42:57,839 --> 01:43:00,942
SOMEONE I THOUGHT MIGHT...SHOW
3004
01:43:00,942 --> 01:43:05,680
UP.
3005
01:43:05,680 --> 01:43:07,282
>> TAXI DROPPED THIS OFF FOR
3006
01:43:07,282 --> 01:43:07,782
YOU, SIR.
3007
01:43:07,782 --> 01:43:09,384
>> OH.
3008
01:43:09,384 --> 01:43:11,619
THANK YOU.
3009
01:43:42,850 --> 01:43:46,821
[ MOANING ]
3010
01:43:46,821 --> 01:43:49,524
[ HUMMING ]
3011
01:43:49,524 --> 01:43:50,892
>> MM-HMM.
3012
01:43:50,892 --> 01:43:53,328
OTHER WAY.
3013
01:43:53,328 --> 01:43:54,429
UH-HUH.
3014
01:43:54,429 --> 01:43:57,832
UH-HUH.
3015
01:43:57,832 --> 01:43:59,467
LION FACE.
3016
01:43:59,467 --> 01:44:00,768
MOUSE FACE.
3017
01:44:00,768 --> 01:44:02,804
LION FACE.
3018
01:44:02,804 --> 01:44:04,472
RELEASE THE JAW.
3019
01:44:04,472 --> 01:44:08,543
[ MOANING ]
3020
01:44:08,543 --> 01:44:10,978
AND SHAKE IT OUT. SHAKE IT OUT.
3021
01:44:10,978 --> 01:44:11,879
NO, NO, NO.
3022
01:44:11,879 --> 01:44:13,915
SHE'S A C.E.O.'S DAUGHTER, NOT A
3023
01:44:13,915 --> 01:44:15,383
HOOKER.
3024
01:44:15,383 --> 01:44:16,718
ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
3025
01:44:16,718 --> 01:44:17,952
IT'S FIVE MINUTES TO PLACES.
3026
01:44:17,952 --> 01:44:19,321
LET'S GO OUT THERE AND MAKE
3027
01:44:19,321 --> 01:44:19,921
MAGIC TONIGHT.
3028
01:44:19,921 --> 01:44:20,555
[ CHEERING ]
3029
01:44:20,555 --> 01:44:23,491
MAGIC!
3030
01:44:23,491 --> 01:44:25,026
YES, JUST A LITTLE CLOSER.
3031
01:44:25,026 --> 01:44:26,694
NO, JUST A LITTLE CLOSER.
3032
01:44:26,694 --> 01:44:28,563
>> THAT'S MY MOTIVATION.
3033
01:44:28,563 --> 01:44:29,297
>> THEY LOOK GOOD.
3034
01:44:29,297 --> 01:44:30,031
>> YOU'RE MAKING ME REALLY
3035
01:44:30,031 --> 01:44:31,566
UNCOMFORTABLE.
3036
01:44:31,566 --> 01:44:34,569
[ LAUGHTER ]
3037
01:44:34,569 --> 01:44:37,339
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
3038
01:44:37,339 --> 01:44:38,773
>> All: [ Chanting ] LEAR, LEAR,
3039
01:44:38,773 --> 01:44:41,409
LEAR, LEAR, LEAR, LEAR, LEAR,
3040
01:44:41,409 --> 01:44:43,945
LEAR, LEAR, LEAR, LEAR, LEAR!
3041
01:44:43,945 --> 01:44:45,980
LEAR, LEAR, LEAR, LEAR!
3042
01:44:45,980 --> 01:44:47,415
[ LAUGHTER ]
3043
01:44:47,415 --> 01:44:48,516
>> GO, SHAKESPEARE!
3044
01:44:48,516 --> 01:44:51,853
[ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ]
3045
01:44:51,853 --> 01:44:54,489
>> IT'S TIME.
3046
01:45:01,496 --> 01:45:03,565
ARE YOU STILL WORRIED ABOUT YOUR
3047
01:45:03,565 --> 01:45:05,967
ACTING ABILITIES?
3048
01:45:05,967 --> 01:45:07,802
I THINK YOU'VE PROVED THAT
3049
01:45:07,802 --> 01:45:09,371
THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD.
3050
01:45:09,371 --> 01:45:13,341
LET'S JUST GET ON WITH IT, OKAY?
3051
01:45:13,341 --> 01:45:14,509
>> DO YOU STILL LOVE HIM?
3052
01:45:14,509 --> 01:45:15,076
>> FUCK OFF.
3053
01:45:15,076 --> 01:45:16,043
>> DO YOU MISS HIM?
3054
01:45:16,043 --> 01:45:17,011
>> FUCK OFF!
3055
01:45:17,011 --> 01:45:19,080
WE WERE MARRIED FOR A LONG TIME,
3056
01:45:19,080 --> 01:45:19,847
LUCY.
3057
01:45:19,847 --> 01:45:22,350
WE SHARED EACH OTHER'S LIVES.
3058
01:45:22,350 --> 01:45:23,651
MY MOTHER'S GONE, I'M ABOUT TO
3059
01:45:23,651 --> 01:45:25,052
LOSE MY HOME, AND THE ONLY THING
3060
01:45:25,052 --> 01:45:26,554
THAT'S GOTTEN ME THROUGH THESE
3061
01:45:26,554 --> 01:45:27,955
LAST FEW WEEKS IS THIS PLAY, AND
3062
01:45:27,955 --> 01:45:29,457
WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO BE LAUGHED
3063
01:45:29,457 --> 01:45:30,558
OFF THE STAGE.
3064
01:45:30,558 --> 01:45:32,660
SO DON'T EXPECT ME TO MAKE YOU
3065
01:45:32,660 --> 01:45:34,095
FEEL BETTER, OKAY?
3066
01:45:34,095 --> 01:45:35,096
>> IT'S ALL "MADELYN THIS" AND
3067
01:45:35,096 --> 01:45:37,131
"MADELYN THAT."
3068
01:45:37,131 --> 01:45:38,600
>> WHAT?
3069
01:45:38,600 --> 01:45:39,901
>> I KNEW HE DIDN'T LOVE ME.
3070
01:45:39,901 --> 01:45:41,536
I JUST WANTED TO GET BACK AT YOU
3071
01:45:41,536 --> 01:45:43,004
FOR TRICKING ME.
3072
01:45:43,004 --> 01:45:44,939
SO LET'S HOPE YOU WERE RIGHT
3073
01:45:44,939 --> 01:45:46,774
WHEN YOU SAID I COULD DO BETTER.
3074
01:45:46,774 --> 01:45:48,643
TONIGHT I'LL TELL HIM THE TRUTH.
3075
01:45:48,643 --> 01:45:50,445
I'LL -- I'LL TELL HIM YOU NEVER
3076
01:45:50,445 --> 01:45:51,946
SLEPT WITH THAT GUY YOU WORK
3077
01:45:51,946 --> 01:45:53,581
WITH, AND I'LL TELL HIM YOU
3078
01:45:53,581 --> 01:45:54,949
DIDN'T SLEEP WITH THE OTHER ONE,
3079
01:45:54,949 --> 01:45:55,450
TOO.
3080
01:45:55,450 --> 01:45:56,684
I MEAN, ONLY MARRIED PEOPLE
3081
01:45:56,684 --> 01:45:57,985
THINK ONE FUCK MATTERS ANYWAY.
3082
01:45:57,985 --> 01:46:01,556
>> WE'RE STARTING!
3083
01:46:01,556 --> 01:46:04,792
>> I GET...WHY YOU WOULD HATE
3084
01:46:04,792 --> 01:46:06,794
THE WOMAN WHO'S TRYING TO STEAL
3085
01:46:06,794 --> 01:46:07,795
YOUR HUSBAND.
3086
01:46:07,795 --> 01:46:10,031
I GET IT.
3087
01:46:10,031 --> 01:46:13,000
BUT THEN WHY...WHY DID YOU HELP
3088
01:46:13,000 --> 01:46:15,970
ME?
3089
01:46:15,970 --> 01:46:17,138
>> BECAUSE I STARTED TO LIKE
3090
01:46:17,138 --> 01:46:19,707
YOU.
3091
01:46:21,976 --> 01:46:24,011
>> HE HATH BEEN OUT NINE YEARS
3092
01:46:24,011 --> 01:46:24,746
AND...
3093
01:46:24,746 --> 01:46:26,448
>> JUST REMEMBER -- THIS ENTIRE
3094
01:46:26,448 --> 01:46:27,682
PLAY IS RESTING ON YOUR
3095
01:46:27,682 --> 01:46:29,784
SHOULDERS.
3096
01:46:29,784 --> 01:46:30,885
NOW RELAX.
3097
01:46:30,885 --> 01:46:33,054
>> THE QUEEN IS COMING.
3098
01:46:42,129 --> 01:46:48,102
>> Go.
3099
01:46:48,102 --> 01:46:49,737
>> UH...
3100
01:46:49,737 --> 01:46:55,743
UH, ATTEND THE LORDS OF -- OF...
3101
01:46:55,743 --> 01:47:00,915
FRANCE, BURGUNDY, GLOUCESTER.
3102
01:47:00,915 --> 01:47:02,183
>> I SHALL, MY LIEGE.
3103
01:47:02,183 --> 01:47:05,887
>> UM, MEANTIME...
3104
01:47:15,463 --> 01:47:20,201
MEANTIME, WE SHALL EXPRESS OUR
3105
01:47:20,201 --> 01:47:21,736
DARKER PURPOSE.
3106
01:47:21,736 --> 01:47:27,108
GIVE ME THE MAP THERE.
3107
01:47:27,108 --> 01:47:32,880
KNOW THAT WE HAVE DIVIDED IN
3108
01:47:32,880 --> 01:47:36,751
THREE OUR KINGDOM, AND 'TIS OUR
3109
01:47:36,751 --> 01:47:40,254
FAST INTENT TO SHAKE ALL CARES
3110
01:47:40,254 --> 01:47:42,524
AND BUSINESS FROM OUR AGE,
3111
01:47:42,524 --> 01:47:44,592
CONFERRING THEM ON YOUNGER
3112
01:47:44,592 --> 01:47:48,062
STRENGTHS WHILE WE, UNBURDENED,
3113
01:47:48,062 --> 01:47:53,535
CRAWL TOWARD DEATH.
3114
01:47:53,535 --> 01:47:56,604
I DID HER WRONG.
3115
01:47:56,604 --> 01:47:57,739
>> CANST YOU TELL ME HOW AN
3116
01:47:57,739 --> 01:47:58,740
OYSTER MAKE HIS SHELL?
3117
01:47:58,740 --> 01:47:59,073
>> NO.
3118
01:47:59,073 --> 01:48:00,575
>> NOR I NEITHER, BUT I CAN TELL
3119
01:48:00,575 --> 01:48:01,743
YOU WHY A SNAIL HAS A HOUSE.
3120
01:48:01,743 --> 01:48:02,109
>> WHY?
3121
01:48:02,109 --> 01:48:03,511
>> WHY, TO PUT HER HEAD IN IT,
3122
01:48:03,511 --> 01:48:04,646
NOT TO GIVE IT AWAY TO HER
3123
01:48:04,646 --> 01:48:05,847
DAUGHTERS AND LEAVE HER HORNS
3124
01:48:05,847 --> 01:48:06,881
WITHOUT A CASE.
3125
01:48:06,881 --> 01:48:08,750
>> I SHALL FORGET MY NATURE --
3126
01:48:08,750 --> 01:48:11,719
SO KIND A MOTHER.
3127
01:48:11,719 --> 01:48:12,820
BE MY CARS READY?
3128
01:48:12,820 --> 01:48:14,522
>> THY ASSES ARE GONE ABOUT
3129
01:48:14,522 --> 01:48:15,256
THEM.
3130
01:48:15,256 --> 01:48:18,626
>> TO TAKE IT AGAIN, PERFORCE!
3131
01:48:18,626 --> 01:48:22,096
MONSTER INGRATITUDE!
3132
01:48:22,096 --> 01:48:23,665
>> IF THOU WERE MY FOOL, I'D
3133
01:48:23,665 --> 01:48:24,699
HAVE THEE BEATEN...
3134
01:48:24,699 --> 01:48:26,200
FOR BEING OLD BEFORE THY TIME.
3135
01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:27,735
>> HOW IS THAT?
3136
01:48:27,735 --> 01:48:29,170
>> THOU SHOULDST NOT HAVE BEEN
3137
01:48:29,170 --> 01:48:33,908
OLD TILL THOU HADST BEEN WISE.
3138
01:48:33,908 --> 01:48:39,947
>> YOU SEE ME HERE, YOU GODS,
3139
01:48:39,947 --> 01:48:44,952
AN OLD WOMAN, FULL OF GRIEF AS
3140
01:48:44,952 --> 01:48:48,022
AGE -- WRETCHED IN BOTH.
3141
01:48:48,022 --> 01:48:50,592
IF IT BE YOU THAT STIR THESE
3142
01:48:50,592 --> 01:48:53,027
DAUGHTERS' HEARTS AGAINST THEIR
3143
01:48:53,027 --> 01:48:55,663
MOTHER, FOOL ME NOT TO BEAR IT
3144
01:48:55,663 --> 01:48:56,664
TAMELY.
3145
01:48:56,664 --> 01:48:59,701
TOUCH ME WITH NOBLE ANGER, AND
3146
01:48:59,701 --> 01:49:02,770
LET NOT WOMEN'S WEAPONS, WATER
3147
01:49:02,770 --> 01:49:06,841
DROPS, STAIN MY CHEEKS.
3148
01:49:06,841 --> 01:49:11,946
NO, YOU UNNATURAL HAGS, I WILL
3149
01:49:11,946 --> 01:49:14,816
HAVE SUCH REVENGES ON YOU BOTH
3150
01:49:14,816 --> 01:49:17,652
THAT ALL THE WORLD SHALL -- I
3151
01:49:17,652 --> 01:49:19,220
WILL DO SUCH THINGS -- YET I
3152
01:49:19,220 --> 01:49:21,022
KNOW NOT WHAT I WILL DO, BUT
3153
01:49:21,022 --> 01:49:23,925
THEY SHALL BE THE TERRORS OF THE
3154
01:49:23,925 --> 01:49:24,692
EARTH.
3155
01:49:24,692 --> 01:49:26,160
YOU THINK I'LL WEEP?
3156
01:49:26,160 --> 01:49:27,729
NO. I'LL NOT WEEP.
3157
01:49:27,729 --> 01:49:29,897
I HAVE FULL CAUSE OF WEEPING.
3158
01:49:29,897 --> 01:49:32,133
BUT THIS HEART SHALL BREAK INTO
3159
01:49:32,133 --> 01:49:34,368
A HUNDRED THOUSAND PIECES OR ERE
3160
01:49:34,368 --> 01:49:35,803
I'LL WEEP.
3161
01:49:35,803 --> 01:49:38,272
SINGE MY HEAD!
3162
01:49:38,272 --> 01:49:40,274
>> AUNTIE, COURT HOLY WATER
3163
01:49:40,274 --> 01:49:42,276
INDOORS IS MUCH BETTER THAN
3164
01:49:42,276 --> 01:49:47,281
THIS RAINWATER OUT OF DOORS.
3165
01:49:47,281 --> 01:49:51,285
>> AND THAT ALL-SHAKING THUNDER,
3166
01:49:51,285 --> 01:49:53,087
STRIKE.
3167
01:49:53,087 --> 01:49:55,256
>> HERE'S A NIGHT PITIES NEITHER
3168
01:49:55,256 --> 01:49:57,925
WISE MAN NOR FOOL.
3169
01:49:57,925 --> 01:50:01,295
WITH A HEIGH-HO, THE WIND AND
3170
01:50:01,295 --> 01:50:04,632
THE RAIN MUST MAKE CONTENT WITH
3171
01:50:04,632 --> 01:50:08,269
HIS FORTUNES FIT, FOR THE RAIN,
3172
01:50:08,269 --> 01:50:11,172
IT RAINETH EVERY DAY.
3173
01:50:11,172 --> 01:50:18,680
>> NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER,
3174
01:50:18,680 --> 01:50:23,184
NEVER...
3175
01:50:23,184 --> 01:50:25,286
DO YOU SEE THIS?
3176
01:50:25,286 --> 01:50:26,854
LOOK UPON HER.
3177
01:50:26,854 --> 01:50:28,990
LOOK -- HER LIPS.
3178
01:50:28,990 --> 01:50:32,126
LOOK THERE.
3179
01:50:32,126 --> 01:50:34,228
LOOK THERE.
3180
01:50:34,228 --> 01:50:36,330
THERE.
3181
01:50:43,270 --> 01:50:45,940
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
3182
01:50:47,274 --> 01:50:49,811
[ UP-TEMPO INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]
3183
01:50:56,017 --> 01:50:59,286
>> * HERE I GO AGAIN
3184
01:50:59,286 --> 01:51:02,857
* MY HEART'S ON THE LINE
3185
01:51:02,857 --> 01:51:06,794
>> BRAVO!
3186
01:51:06,794 --> 01:51:08,796
BRAVO!
3187
01:51:08,796 --> 01:51:11,365
BRAVO!
3188
01:51:11,365 --> 01:51:14,101
BRAVO!
3189
01:51:14,101 --> 01:51:17,338
BRAVO!
3190
01:51:17,338 --> 01:51:19,707
>> * WHEN I REACH THE END,
3191
01:51:19,707 --> 01:51:20,374
WILL YOU *
3192
01:51:20,374 --> 01:51:21,275
>> * WILL YOU
3193
01:51:21,275 --> 01:51:24,178
>> * WILL YOU BE MINE?
3194
01:51:24,178 --> 01:51:26,748
* THIS TIME I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
3195
01:51:26,748 --> 01:51:31,018
THE ANSWER TO MY PRAYERS *
3196
01:51:31,018 --> 01:51:32,787
* AND I HAVE GROWN
3197
01:51:32,787 --> 01:51:34,922
WITH EACH DISAPPOINTMENT
3198
01:51:34,922 --> 01:51:35,990
THROUGH THE YEARS *
3199
01:51:35,990 --> 01:51:37,324
>> LET'S DO ANOTHER ONE.
3200
01:51:37,324 --> 01:51:40,094
>> * AND AS BAD AS I AM
3201
01:51:40,094 --> 01:51:43,430
* AND AS BAD AS I AM,
3202
01:51:43,430 --> 01:51:45,266
I'M STILL HERE *
3203
01:51:51,939 --> 01:51:55,176
ON THE ROAD AGAIN
3204
01:51:55,176 --> 01:51:58,913
I'VE PAID A FINE
3205
01:51:58,913 --> 01:52:01,182
* WHERE NOW IS THE FRIEND
3206
01:52:01,182 --> 01:52:02,183
I LEAVE *
3207
01:52:02,183 --> 01:52:03,017
>> * I LEAVE
3208
01:52:03,017 --> 01:52:05,452
>> * I LEAVE BEHIND?
3209
01:52:05,452 --> 01:52:09,190
* I'M GOING AROUND THE BEND
3210
01:52:09,190 --> 01:52:12,226
* ONE MORE CLIMB
3211
01:52:12,226 --> 01:52:14,962
* BUT WHEN I REACH THE END,
3212
01:52:14,962 --> 01:52:15,830
WILL YOU *
3213
01:52:15,830 --> 01:52:16,530
>> * WILL YOU
3214
01:52:16,530 --> 01:52:19,834
>> * WILL YOU BE MINE? *
3215
01:52:19,834 --> 01:52:25,106
>> * IT ALL WORKS OUT
3216
01:52:25,106 --> 01:52:27,842
* IN THE END
3217
01:52:27,842 --> 01:52:32,880
* AND IF I TRY
3218
01:52:32,880 --> 01:52:35,216
* WE'LL MAKE IT
3219
01:52:35,216 --> 01:52:40,988
* 'CAUSE MAYBE I'M A BITCH
3220
01:52:40,988 --> 01:52:43,557
* BUT I'M THE BEST
3221
01:52:43,557 --> 01:52:48,395
* SOMEHOW THIS ALL MAKES SENSE
3222
01:52:58,840 --> 01:53:00,875
* DON'T EXPLAIN
3223
01:53:00,875 --> 01:53:07,214
WHAT'S COMING NEXT *
3224
01:53:07,214 --> 01:53:09,050
* WE'VE FOUND
3225
01:53:09,050 --> 01:53:15,089
WE'RE A PERFECT MATCH *
3226
01:53:15,089 --> 01:53:23,030
* TOO LATE TO CHANGE THE FACTS
3227
01:53:23,030 --> 01:53:29,403
* OF STORIES WITH NO ENDING
3228
01:53:29,403 --> 01:53:31,305
AT ALL *
3229
01:53:46,988 --> 01:53:52,359
* IT ALL WORKS OUT
3230
01:53:52,359 --> 01:53:55,096
* IN THE END
3231
01:53:55,096 --> 01:54:00,134
* AND IF I TRY
3232
01:54:00,134 --> 01:54:02,469
* WE'LL MAKE IT
3233
01:54:02,469 --> 01:54:08,242
* 'CAUSE MAYBE I'M A BITCH
3234
01:54:08,242 --> 01:54:11,078
* BUT I'M THE BEST
3235
01:54:11,078 --> 01:54:16,117
* SOMEHOW THIS ALL MAKES SENSE
3236
01:54:16,117 --> 01:54:18,953
* AND YES
3237
01:54:18,953 --> 01:54:24,291
* IT ALL WORKS OUT
3238
01:54:24,291 --> 01:54:26,593
* IN THE END
3239
01:54:26,593 --> 01:54:31,632
* AND IF I TRY
3240
01:54:31,632 --> 01:54:34,168
* WE'LL MAKE IT
3241
01:54:34,168 --> 01:54:40,041
* 'CAUSE MAYBE I'M A BITCH
3242
01:54:40,041 --> 01:54:42,676
* BUT I'M THE BEST
3243
01:54:42,676 --> 01:54:47,048
* OUR STORY HAS NO END
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