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♪♪
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-(grunting)
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Ahh!
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Oh!
(grunts)
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-Fishhook, you bastard.
-(grunts)
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(horn blows)
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-Happy birthday, Frank.
-Where's my present?
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-It's in the living room.
Come on.
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♪♪ ("Happy Birthday")
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-What's goin' on?
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-Frank, this is an intervention.
-This is an intervention, Frank.
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Fuck. Sorry.
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Happy birthday, buddy. Yay!
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(pops)
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♪♪
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-My birthday present's
an intervention.
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-We also got you a bike.
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-What's the intervention for?
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-You're stuck in
a cycle, Frank.
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You keep making
the same mistakes,
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and it's affecting
our lives, too.
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These past few weeks have been
really hard for me--
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-MARY: Oh, Jesus, Aine.
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It's not just one thing,
Frank.
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It's everything about you.
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-It's this whole...
situation.
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You have to change.
We all agree.
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-Et tu, Doofus?
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-(clears throat)
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"The film 'Memento'
stars Guy Pearce
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"as anterograde amnesiac
Leonard Shelby--"
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-What's that got to do
with anything?
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-"Memento" is about a man
caught in a cycle, Aine.
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Like Frank. It's also
a film told in reverse,
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and that's what Frank's doin',
movin' backwards,
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when really,
he needs to move forward
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and reinvent himself
the way Guy Pearce did
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after "Neighbours"
when he started doing
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cool independent films
like "Memento."
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So, Frank, you need to be
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less like Guy Pearce in
"Memento,"
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and more like Guy Pearce
doing "Mem--
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It's very simple.
I have a graph here.
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-That's-- Look at the facts,
Frank.
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You're 33,
you don't have a job--
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-I do have a job.
-Music isn't a job
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unless you're paid for it.
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-It's-- Napster!
-You don't have a job,
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you're still livin' at home.
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You can't even fucking drive,
hence the bicycle.
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You're welcome, by the way.
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-You think
I'm stuck in a cycle
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so you gave me a bike?
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Duh!
-Listen to us, Frank.
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If you keep livin' like this,
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what's your life gonna
look like in 30 years?
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♪♪
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-(laughing)
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-What's he doing here?
-Liam's home, pet.
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For good this time.
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-How's the intervention going?
Sorry I slept in,
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I'm bloody wrecked.
-Not surprised,
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the dicking you gave me
last night. (chuckles)
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-He can't stay here, Mam.
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I'm not in the business of
taking in freeloaders.
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Are those my underpants?
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-What's with the narky vibes,
brother? Relaxez vous.
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Hey, Mares, any chance
of a cup of tea?
-Yeah.
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-Do not make that man
a cup of tea, Mary.
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Don't make him
a cup of tea, Mam.
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Goddamnit!
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I'm in a cycle?
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Every couple of years,
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you let this amadáin
back in your life,
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then when things get real,
he skedaddles,
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and you go back to ridin'
silly young willy,
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willy nilly.
-Zing!
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-How long has this
been goin' on?
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Thirty years! More!
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-About that, I'd say.
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-FRANK: Right,
so classic cycle.
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Aine, you blame me
for holdin' you back,
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but every time you get with
somebody new,
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you fuck it up by
gettin' back with me.
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Cycle.
-I've done that, like...
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four times at the most.
-(laughs)
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-Doofus,
you live at home, too.
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You don't have a job, either.
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You can't drive
any more than I can.
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Cycle!
-I do cycle.
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-No, you-- you're--
-And I pay my Mam rent,
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and I got my job back, Frank.
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-You got your job--
Fuck. Never mind.
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This is the worst birthday
of my entire life.
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I'm not "Memento,"
you guys are "Memento."
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You're all fuckin' "Memento."
-I'm not "Memento."
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-You're so fuckin' "Memento."
You're the worst "Memento."
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-Now, look, I'll admit
I've made mistakes in the past.
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But here's the thing this wild
rover realized on the road.
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♪ I don't have
plans and schemes ♪
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♪ And I don't have
hopes and dreams ♪
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-No one wants to hear
your music, Liam.
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-♪ I don't have anything ♪
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♪ Since I don't have you ♪
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-Hey. Stop that.
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Stop touching my mother.
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-You're just the same
as him, Frank.
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You're all fuckin' losers.
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-Fuck off, Aine!
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-FRANK: I'm nothing like that
man and I'm gonna prove it.
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-Don't know if this is
a good idea, Frank,
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I'm on my last warning
in here.
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-Hurry up.
-I am, you're hurting
my wrist.
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-WOMAN: Two minutes, Doofus!
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-Listen, Zoe is intense,
okay? Don't--
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Don't fuck around in there,
she'll--
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she'll hit you, Frank.
-Mm-mm.
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-Did you bring your CV?
-Yeah, course I did.
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She'll love it.
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-That's a CD.
-Yeah.
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Ah, fuck!
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♪ We'll be together ♪
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♪ Together, we will be ♪
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-You're proposing we
play this in the store?
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-No. No, just thought
you'd like it.
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-I don't like it.
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What do you see when you
look at me, Frank?
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-Very nice young lady.
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-I've been working here
since I was 14 years old.
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I am the youngest
Shuppa Shop manager
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in North County Dublin
history.
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Give me a couple years,
I'll own the place.
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And I'll find another
Shuppa Shop, and another.
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And by the time I'm 25,
I'll own five Shuppa Shops.
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Husband, baby.
By the time I'm you're age,
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I'll have two babies,
six Shuppa Shops.
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What I'm sayin', Frank, is that
I've got my life sorted.
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I don't need a musician
wasting my time,
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some flake who
never turns up.
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If you want the job here,
you better be committed.
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-I'm not
a musician anymore, Zoe.
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I'm a grown up now.
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A loser. Like him.
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-There's a spot at the deli
counter I need filled today.
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I'll take ya
on one condition.
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Doofus has to vouch for ya.
-I vouch for him.
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Frank's my best friend
and he's changing his life.
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-Welcome to Shuppa Shop.
You start immediately.
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-(sighs) You won't
regret it, Miss Zoe.
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Can I start tomorrow?
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It's my birthday today.
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Doofus!
-(indistinct shouting)
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Bollocks!
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More bread!
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-Ahh!
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-Here you go.
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Jesus Christ,
this is horrible!
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-MARY: Here's to Frank,
everybody.
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And his first day of work.
His first ever day of work.
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-Hey!
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-Three hour shift.
I'm tellin' ya. Mental.
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Where's Aine?
I texted her.
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-Maybe she's not into
company men.
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-What did you do today, Liam,
while I was at work?
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Did you stay in bed all day?
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-I was working on
my fingering.
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-(laughs)
-You are unbelievable.
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-No, my tin whistle.
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Wanna hear?
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-Liam's very talented, Frank.
Unlike some.
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-There's no music
in the bar, Liam.
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-Who's gonna stop me?
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Ah-aon, do, tri...
-(plays whistle)
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-Fuck sake, Liam.
-Sorry, Paul.
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-(snickers)
-Be nice, Frank.
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You could learn a lot
from this man.
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And not just about fingering.
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Hey. Let him give you a driving
lesson tomorrow morning.
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How about that?
-I'm happy to
teach him to drive,
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but I don't think Frank
is quite there yet.
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-It's no problem for me,
Liam, I'm a grown up now.
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I'd be delighted. Thank you.
-MARY: Well, that's fab.
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Now, let's have
some birthday scoops,
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and stop being cunts
to each other.
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-Fine. Here's to drinking.
And driving.
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(glasses clink)
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♪♪
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-Ahh. (belches)
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♪♪
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-FRANK: Even his car
is pathetic.
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I'm so hungover.
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Why are we doin' this
at a roundabout?
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-It's the best place for
a first lesson.
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The roundabout, it's just
circles, isn't it?
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Right. Clutch down,
turn key.
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(car starts)
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-Wahey!
-(Doofus chuckles)
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-Okay, now, everything you
want to know about driving
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comes down to
one simple acronym.
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S-P-E-E-D.
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-Speed.
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-That's right.
So, S is for signal--
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-Mm.
-So you want to signal
before you do anything else.
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So signal there.
-Yeah, you have to signal,
Frank.
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-(turn signal clicking)
-Okay, good.
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P is for parking break.
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Make sure your
parking break is on.
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Or off, depending on
the situation.
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It's always either
one or the other,
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but it's vitally important
that it's the correct one.
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Okay, is that clear?
-Yeah, which one--
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-E is for everything.
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Some people would say
check this mirror,
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check that, that's nonsense.
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You're better off just observing
everything at all times,
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and that way--
Yeah? Right.
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Eh, second E--
second E is, yeah,
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educate yourself on
the rules of the road,
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eh-- eh, before you begin.
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You want to do that
before you do the first S
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which is signal,
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which you want to do
before anything else,
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but the first thing you
want to do before all that
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is educate yourself on
the rules of the road.
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Okay? Is that clear?
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And then lastly,
D is for drive.
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Yeah? Just drive.
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Any questions?
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-You don't know
how to drive, do you?
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(turn signal clicking)
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Who's car is this?
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-Hello.
-Who are you?
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-I'm Caoimhin.
Caoimhin's my name.
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-What are you doing here?
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-I'm Liam's best friend,
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so I help him out
from time to time.
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Drive him around.
Moral support.
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Big him up, you know?
Whatever he needs.
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-That's pathetic.
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-Normally, when he's with Mary,
I get a little break.
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-Shut up, Caoimhin.
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-Okey dokey.
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-Drive us for pints.
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-Okey dokey.
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♪♪
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-Now...
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-You're not havin' a pint?
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-Oh, I try to steer clear.
249
00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,600
The old ticker's not great.
250
00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,040
Apparently,
my stress levels are
251
00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,200
catastrophically high
for some reason.
252
00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,320
-(spitting)
That's corked!
253
00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,120
Get me another one,
will ya?
254
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,880
And don't pay for it.
-Yeah. No, yeah.
255
00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:19,280
-What sort of a chump
can't drive at 63?
256
00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,600
-It's not that bad.
257
00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:24,000
You may not be able to drive
but you're back with Mary.
258
00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,520
-Yeah.
259
00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:26,880
-And you have a job. Right?
260
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,640
-Yeah. I have my music.
261
00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:29,880
-(chuckles)
262
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,720
-(whimpering)
-Please don't cry.
263
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,520
-(whimpering)
264
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,520
-(whispers)
What should we do?
265
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,640
-Intervention?
266
00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,720
-(sobbing)
267
00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,600
-Why don't you get a job,
like Frank?
268
00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,160
(sobbing loudly)
269
00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,280
-Oh. Okay, forget it.
Let's go for a pint.
270
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,880
-No, Mam.
271
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,760
-"The film 'Memento'
stars Guy Pearce as--"
272
00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:59,000
-Can't get a job.
I can't get a job.
273
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:02,200
I don't have skills.
I don't-- Very trapped here.
274
00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,560
I feel very trapped.
-It's okay, Liam.
275
00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,720
Okay, Liam,
you're not trapped.
276
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,600
I'm here.
-(breathing heavily)
277
00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:11,280
-I'm here. Good.
(blowing) Good.
278
00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,600
-Ahh.
-Doofus, I have an idea.
279
00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,520
-Not ham.
With cheese, please.
280
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,800
-What do you want?
-Bread! I need bread!
281
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,800
-You get bread.
-Can't make sandwiches
without bread.
282
00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,040
-You have any sourdough?
283
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,360
-Help!
-FRANK: Somebody!
284
00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,120
-Help! Help! Help!
285
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,720
That was a bit much.
Jesus Christ!
286
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,400
-Wait'll you do a lunch.
287
00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,480
-It gets worse?
-I don't like it either, Liam.
288
00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,440
But we need to show
the women in our lives
289
00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,120
that we're capable of change.
290
00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,520
It's the only hope they have.
-(car horn honks)
291
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,840
-Oh! Speak of the devil.
-Aine.
292
00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:43,960
-No.
293
00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:49,160
-First day.
-ALL: Woo!
294
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,040
-Proud of you, Liam.
295
00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,640
-ZOE: Sorry to interrupt
the circle jerk.
296
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,680
(cork pops)
297
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,440
Doofus, you'll set the alarm?
298
00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:57,520
-Yes, Zoe.
-Yes, Miss Zoe.
299
00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,040
-Yes, Miss--
Uh, sorry. Yeah.
300
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,720
-No alcohol on
the premises, miss.
301
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:01,840
-Oh.
302
00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,560
-ZOE: I'm trusting you,
Doofus.
303
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,480
-Congratulations,
everybody!
304
00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,920
-Why don't I give you boys
a lift in tomorrow?
305
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,480
-Why don't you cycle in?
Up that independence, Frank.
306
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,160
-I'll take the lift.
-Why?
307
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,840
'Cause you don't have
a bike?
308
00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:23,040
Come outside.
I have a surprise for ya.
309
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,400
-Is it a bike?
310
00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,080
-AINE'S VOICE:
Hi, this is Aine.
311
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,440
Please leave a message
and I'll get back to ya.
312
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,160
(beep)
313
00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,640
-Hey, Aine. Look.
314
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,840
I know it's been bad
between us lately.
315
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,160
I'm sorry.
316
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,760
But I've made
some changes and...
317
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,560
maybe it's not too late.
318
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,920
Yeah, if you could
drop your plans and--
319
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,600
and see me,
that would be great.
320
00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,920
-I just-- No, honestly,
it's ni-- I--
321
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,280
It's-- It's lovely,
like I'm sayin' it's lovely--
322
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,640
-Am I putting
too much pressure on ya?
323
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,200
-(chuckles)
-Oh, I'm sorry.
324
00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:58,880
We can take it back.
-No, no--
325
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,400
-We'll take it back.
We'll take it back.
326
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,280
-No, no, no, I just
can't do it, okay?
327
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,280
All right?
-Can't do what?
328
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,280
-I just can't fuckin'--
I-- Cycle. Okay?
329
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,080
-Oh, my God.
-Jesus Christ.
330
00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:14,040
-Oh. Frank.
-Me?
331
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,360
(traffic noise)
332
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:20,680
-Why are we at
the roundabout?
333
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,040
-It just felt right.
334
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,840
When you're learning to cycle,
335
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:28,440
all you need to do is
remember a simple acronym.
336
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:32,000
Richard Of York
Gave Battle In Vain.
337
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,480
R stand for red.
O stands for orange.
338
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,720
Y stands for yellow.
Shit, that's rainbows.
339
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,520
-You don't know how
to cycle, do ya?
340
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,920
-Oh, Jesus Christ.
341
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,120
-Maybe the roundabout's
not a good idea.
342
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,200
-Maybe we should quit
while we're ahead.
343
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,200
-Come on, lads. Let's go!
Momentum is everything!
344
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,600
Eyes straight ahead.
-Shut up, Mam, will ya?
345
00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,080
-Shut the fuck up.
Listen to me.
346
00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,600
Look at me.
We got this.
347
00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:00,400
We got this. Go.
348
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,240
-Let's go, boys!
-Let's go, boys.
349
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,240
-Ahh!
-Go on, lads!
350
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,800
Go on, lads!
351
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,000
(grunting)
352
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,200
-Fuck!
I'm caught in me cycle!
353
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,680
Help!
-Shit!
354
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,120
(horn honks)
355
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,680
-Liam!
-(horn honks)
356
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,200
-Liam!
-Keep goin'.
357
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,560
Keep goin', Frank!
358
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,560
-(horn honks)
-I'm doin' it!
359
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,360
I'm doin' it!
360
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,240
-Oh! He's doin' it.
He's doin' it.
361
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,280
-Look, Mam.
I'm out of the cycle!
362
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,440
I'm cycling!
-(horn honks)
363
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,560
-I'm out of the loop!
364
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,240
I'm on a roundabout!
-(cheering)
365
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:40,320
♪♪
366
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,240
-DOOFUS: Liam and Mary
seem pretty happy.
367
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,200
-(scoffs)
That's just a phase.
368
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,440
Liam always comes back
to his friend.
369
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,360
-Listen to me.
Shh, shh, shh.
370
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,160
-Is it Aine?
371
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,000
-She won't return my calls.
372
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,600
-AINE: Frank.
373
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,120
-Where have you been?
-Doofus called me.
374
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,640
Told me everything.
375
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,880
I am so proud of you, Frank.
376
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,840
No.
No, Frank, you were right.
377
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,720
I need to break my cycle, too.
378
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,960
-Are you two goin' out again?
379
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,800
-No, Doofus,
we're just friends.
380
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:36,960
-Best friends.
381
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,120
-MARY: Hey.
We're out of booze!
382
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,200
Where next?
-I know a place.
383
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:44,120
-DOOFUS: No, no, no, no, no!
-(overlapping dialog)
384
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,760
No, no! This is
a terrible idea.
385
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,400
Zoe trusted me, okay?
-Pussy!
386
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,440
-(laughing)
-No, no, he's right.
387
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,520
In fairness, it's
a little irresponsible.
388
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,040
I think maybe we should--
-Caoimhin's a fuckin' pussy,
everybody.
389
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,720
Let's wreck the gaff!
-(whooping)
390
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,800
♪ There was old man
called Michael Finnegan ♪
391
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,080
♪ He grew whiskers
on his chinnigan ♪
392
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,640
-(screaming)
393
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,320
♪ Poor old Michael Finnegan,
begin again ♪
394
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,520
♪ Poor old man
called Michael Finnegan ♪
395
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,640
♪ He grew whiskers
on his chinnigan ♪
396
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,840
♪ The wind came out
and blew them in again ♪
397
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,200
♪ Poor old Michael-- ♪
398
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,920
-Fuck off, Caoimhin,
will ya?
399
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,120
♪ There was an old man
called Michael Finnegan ♪
400
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,120
♪ He grew whiskers
on his chinnigan ♪
401
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,520
♪ The wind came out
and blew them in again ♪
402
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,480
♪ Poor old Michael Finnegan,
begin again ♪
403
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,880
(laughing)
404
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,120
-Can I sing a song?
405
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,680
(indistinct chatter)
406
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,960
-A bit of order, everybody.
407
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,000
Okay, hey.
408
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,680
I wanna say something here.
409
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:43,800
I've been a wild rover
for many's a year.
410
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,360
I've spent all my money.
411
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,680
That's it.
412
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,600
That's the end of the sentence.
413
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,000
I don't have any money left,
414
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,120
but thanks to you people,
415
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:56,160
I know that
all I really need...
416
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,520
is my lady.
417
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,760
My job.
418
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,640
And my tricycle.
419
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,120
My roving days are over.
420
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,920
So, Mary...
421
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,400
answer me this.
422
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,160
Will you marry me?
423
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,800
(gasping)
424
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:12,920
-Yes.
425
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000
-(all exclaiming)
426
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,320
-Oh. Oh, I wish I had a ring.
427
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,480
-Hang on.
428
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,720
-Ooh.
429
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,080
It's perfect.
430
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,440
-Hey!
-Yay!
431
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,080
-What-- What--
What's going on here?
432
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,800
-Liam asked Mary
to marry him.
433
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,080
Our men are movin' on.
434
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,480
-(scoffs) No, they're not.
435
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,560
Liam, what's going on?
436
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,160
-Hey! What the fuck
happened in here?
437
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,080
-Zoe, I-- I can explain.
-No, you can't.
438
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,280
-No, I can't.
-Liam, please don't ignore me.
439
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,760
Look at me.
-You vouched for
these morons, Doofus.
440
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,640
This is on your head.
You're fired.
441
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:53,800
-No. No!
-Look at me, Liam.
442
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,520
-Caoimhin,
stop interrupting.
443
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,200
-Please, Zoe, I'll do anything.
Please don't fire me.
444
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,800
-Look at me, Liam,
look at me!
445
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,800
I will not be ignored anymore!
446
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:06,720
I have one thing,
one thing to say to you.
447
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,320
(clattering)
448
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,320
-Does anybody know what to do?
449
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,800
-Intervention?
-ZOE: I'll call an ambulance.
450
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,400
Assbrains.
451
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,160
-Oh...
452
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,080
-I hate the idea of him
wakin' up on his own.
453
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,680
♪♪
454
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,000
-Am I really fired?
-Of course you are.
455
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,400
-Zoe, this isn't
Doofus' fault.
456
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,000
He vouched for me but,
well...
457
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,400
I vouched for Liam,
so it's his fault.
458
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,200
-Yeah. Yeah, it's my fault.
459
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,440
-Go home, Zoe.
Come back in the morning,
460
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,320
I promise you, we'll have
this place spick and span.
461
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,400
Fire me and Liam,
but for God's sake,
462
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,760
let Doofus keep his job.
463
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,720
-(sighs) Fine.
464
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,920
If it's good as new,
I'll think about it,
465
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,920
but I never want to see
you two here again.
466
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,040
-I promise.
467
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,760
-(exhales) Oh--
468
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,240
Oh, thank you, Frank.
469
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,800
-(chuckles)
Oh, you're welcome, buddy.
470
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,240
Looks like you got
some cleanin' up to do.
471
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,720
-Oh...
472
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,800
♪♪
473
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,000
-Let's get you home, Liamo.
For good.
474
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,040
You comin', Frank?
475
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,280
-Two secs.
476
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,320
-Goodnight, Frank.
477
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,800
-Goodnight, best friend.
478
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,760
Nope. Fine.
479
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,960
♪♪
480
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,160
(creaking)
481
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,720
-Hey, Frank.
I'm just, um--
482
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,160
-Those are my underpants.
483
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,520
-I'm a wild rover, Frank.
484
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,080
-You're an arsehole.
485
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,000
Did you tell Mam or
are you just creepin' out?
486
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,760
(car approaches)
487
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,520
(horn honks)
488
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
-Sorry, Frank, I'm just--
489
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,200
I'm not ready.
490
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,760
-Are you eating the ring?
491
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,280
-I am, yeah.
492
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,440
(door opens, closes)
493
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,200
♪♪
494
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,800
(knocking)
495
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,320
-Come in, darlin'.
496
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,160
-Liam...
-I know.
497
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,640
-So, what's the plan?
Ride a load of young ones
498
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,200
'til you feel better
about yourself?
499
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:38,560
-(chuckles) Think I'll
give up riding for a while.
500
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,800
Don't end up
like him, Frank.
501
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,320
He's a fuckin' moron.
502
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,080
(doorbell rings)
503
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,920
-Pokemon.
504
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,440
What's wrong?
505
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,640
You look upset.
506
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,160
And a tad horny.
507
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,360
-So do you.
508
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,520
-Yeah.
509
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,240
Liam skedaddled again.
510
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,720
-Arsehole.
-Yeah.
511
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:19,160
-I just found out that, um...
512
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,680
my grandma, she, uh--
513
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,600
she died today.
514
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,480
-Oh, I'm sorry.
515
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,520
-Can I come in?
516
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,640
-I don't think that's--
517
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,640
You sure?
-Yes.
518
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,120
No.
-No.
519
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,600
-Yes.
-Yes?
520
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,160
No.
-No.
521
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,160
-Poor old Sandra Finnegan,
right?
522
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,960
-(chuckles)
523
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,040
♪♪
524
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:18,360
♪ I don't have
plans and schemes ♪
525
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,080
♪ And I don't have ♪
526
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,120
-Fuck.
527
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,400
♪ Hopes and dreams ♪
528
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:27,040
-MARY: I cannot believe
you did it again.
529
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,400
-Mam.
530
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:29,960
-Aine's so boring.
531
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:38,320
♪ Since I don't have you ♪
532
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:44,600
♪ I don't have fond desires ♪
533
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:51,520
♪ And I don't have
happy hours ♪
534
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:57,800
♪ I don't have anything... ♪
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