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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:09,040 ♪♪ 2 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,120 -Have you been playing that stupid game all night again? 3 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:23,760 -Me and Doofus were watching "Home Alone." 4 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,200 I needed a wind down. 5 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,320 -You're addicted to that bloody thing. 6 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:29,360 -Yeah. Bring us a blanket, will ya? 7 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,600 -No. Jan's here in two minutes. 8 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:32,920 -Who's Jan? 9 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,480 -She's evaluating the house. 10 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,360 We've a viewing tomorrow. I told you. 11 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:38,920 -Are you serious? -I told you. 12 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,240 If this works out, I'm going to make an offer on that place in Wicklow. 13 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,440 Things could move very fast. Would you get up? 14 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,440 -I'm not-- I'm not movin' to Wicklow. 15 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:50,600 -Frank-- -No. I'd have to break up with Doofus. 16 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,240 Long distance friendships never work. 17 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,680 -You're not coming with me, Frank. We talked about this. 18 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,400 You said you were happy to move out on your own. 19 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:58,120 -I was in denial, Mam. 20 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,960 -You have to find your own place to live, Frank. 21 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,520 -Mam-- -Frank. 22 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,760 -Please don't leave me. -It's not up to me. 23 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:09,280 It's-- Why are you doing that face? 24 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,200 -Oh, Frank. 25 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,640 Oh, me little munchkin. 26 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,560 Course you can-- Fuck it! 27 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,640 No. You are moving. -(doorbell rings) 28 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,840 Shit. She's here. Grab your keys 29 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:27,320 and keep out of the house for the day. Please. 30 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,600 ♪♪ 31 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,280 -Actually, not a terrible house. 32 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,360 People like a blank canvas. 33 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,640 Though if you de-clutter it a bit before the morning, 34 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,160 that would help. 35 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:39,480 (clattering) 36 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,520 -How's that, Jan? You piece of shit. 37 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:44,240 -I'll box some stuff up later. 38 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:46,040 Don't forget your keys, Frank. 39 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,560 -This is my house. I have to defend it. 40 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,240 -It's not your house, Frankie. 41 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:51,400 -I don't know what you're so smug about, 42 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:52,600 you're going to be homeless, too. 43 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,320 -No, I stay with Mary. 44 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:55,960 In, uh, Wicklow. No? 45 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,440 -You said it was a one-bedroom. -It is. 46 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,960 -Why are you taking him and not your son? 47 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:04,800 -There are things that Stephane can give me. 48 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:06,240 Things that you couldn't. 49 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,160 -I could try. -No, Frankie. 50 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,400 -No. 51 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,040 -You know what also helps? 52 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:14,600 The smell of freshly baked bread. 53 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:15,600 -Oh. -Or biscuits. 54 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,040 -Oh, this is bullshit! 55 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,600 Mam, are you actually doin' this? 56 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,360 I hope I never see any of you jerks again! 57 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,600 -(clattering) -Ooh! 58 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:25,560 -Clutter! 59 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:29,960 -Well, then. 60 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,600 ♪♪ 61 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:34,600 (knocking) 62 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,600 -Frank. You here to see the room? 63 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,720 -God help me, I am. 64 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,440 Doofus, this is your room. 65 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,960 -I know. We'd be roomies. 66 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,240 -(sighs) 67 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:55,000 -No, silly. That's where my brother sleeps. 68 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:56,240 You're in with me, buster. 69 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:04,720 How's that? 70 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,400 -I don't know, Doofus. What if I'm with a lady? 71 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:08,840 -I don't mind watching. 72 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,360 -No, I don't think this is gonna work. 73 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,000 I mean, nobody should have to live here, let alone me. 74 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:14,720 -Okay, well, can you make a decision quick? 75 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,080 -Why? Do you have another viewing for 76 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:18,120 the shittest room in the world? 77 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,520 -No. I have a date. 78 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,520 -A date? -With Nicola. 79 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,760 We're doing coffee. She told me to dress up, 80 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,640 so I got my tracky dry cleaned again. 81 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,000 Better get ready, actually. 82 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,920 Oh! 83 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,120 Ah, look at this. 84 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,800 Ooh. What do you think? -Honestly? 85 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,880 She's gonna think you're an idiot if you show up in that. 86 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,040 This isn't football practice, Doofus. 87 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,760 It's men's business. What else you got? 88 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,160 -It's just the same except dirtier. 89 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,600 What am I gonna do? -If I get you a proper outfit, 90 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,400 will you find me a place to stay if Mary kicks me out? 91 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,160 -Of course I will. 92 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,440 Thank you, Frankie. 93 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,840 We could top and tail if you prefer. 94 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:02,280 -There's no way I'm staying here. 95 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:05,200 ♪♪ 96 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,080 Oh. The plastic keeps it clean 97 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,960 but it makes you sweat, doesn't it? 98 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,760 -I just can't believe Mary would want to sell this. 99 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:15,840 Although, she shouldn't hang Stephane's jocks 100 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:17,680 in the front garden, that's a tad unsightly. 101 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,920 Let's get you all dolled up for your date, big guy. 102 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,440 Bollocks! -What? 103 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:27,080 -Left my keys inside. -What? 104 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,240 -Ah, Mary's out, Stephane's probably at college. 105 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,920 -(knocking) -I-- I can't be late. Is there a spare key? 106 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,240 -Think Aine might have one at her house. 107 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,560 -She's too far away. 108 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,760 -Oh! I think Mam leaves one under the gnomes. 109 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,200 -(grunting) Which one? 110 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,720 -I don't know. 111 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:45,800 -(sighs) 112 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,240 -Must have got that wrong. -Fuck! My date! 113 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,160 -Would you calm down? -I can't calm down! 114 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:59,800 I need some cool threads. (panting) 115 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:03,240 -(breathes deeply) I'm glad we're doing this. 116 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,360 -Yeah. Me too. 117 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:06,760 -FRANK: Me too. 118 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,800 Glad we could make this happen. 119 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,240 -Frank, do you think me and Doofus 120 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,120 might have some time? 121 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,520 Just the two of us? 122 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,320 -Why? It's not like you're gonna shift him. 123 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,520 It's lunchtime. 124 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:22,040 (scoffs) There's literally nothing for me to do out there. 125 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,240 Fine. Doofus, I'm off, 126 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,080 even though I've nowhere to go, basically. 127 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,360 You okay with that? 128 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:34,640 -(door opens, closes) 129 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,240 -You look like Ricky Martin. 130 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:39,560 -The tennis player? 131 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,520 (knocking) 132 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:47,560 -Hi, Frank. It's good to see you. 133 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:48,880 It's been such a horrible day. 134 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:49,920 -Do you have a spare key to my gaff? 135 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:55,560 -Me and Peter-Brian keep fightin' about the wedding. 136 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,280 I'm afraid we-- 137 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:02,280 You and I never fought. Did we, Frank? 138 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,320 -Aine, relationships are tough. 139 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,120 I'll-- 140 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,560 Let me tell you something that I told Doofus earlier today. 141 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:12,400 I need a spare key from Aine so I can get into my house. 142 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,120 -Ugh! What's Frank doing here? 143 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,040 -Oh, don't take it out on Frank because you're hungover. 144 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,120 -(mocking) Don't take it out on Frank 'cause you're hungover. 145 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,760 -Where's the key, Aine? -I need a drink. 146 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:29,760 -The last thing you need is a fuckin' drink. 147 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:31,680 -You are such a drag. 148 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:32,920 -Where's the key, Aine? 149 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,920 -I don't have to deal with this shit, I'm a fuckin' doctor. 150 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,880 -Oh, I know you're a fuckin' doctor. 151 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,400 You tell me 25 times a day. 152 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,240 -(mocking) You tell me 25 times a day. 153 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:43,040 -Aine, where's the key? -Outside under a flower pot. 154 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,160 -Thank you. 155 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,040 -I don't know if I've got a migraine or if it's just you. 156 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,280 -Oh, I'll give you a migraine, you posh prick. 157 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:49,520 -(objects breaking) 158 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,480 -Frank, it's the last one. 159 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,240 Frank, it's the last one! 160 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,600 -Ah, the fuckin'-- 161 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,080 -It's the last one, Frank. 162 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,360 -It was the last one. 163 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,520 -(sighs) Can I come with you? 164 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,240 -Nope. Toodles. 165 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,640 -What the fuck! 166 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:14,720 ♪♪ 167 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,400 -(sighs) Home, sweet home. 168 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,400 ♪♪ 169 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:39,640 Mam! 170 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,640 -(lock clicking) 171 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:57,080 -Frank. You said you'd stay out for the day. 172 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:58,480 -Why's all our stuff packed away? 173 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:02,920 -Jan says it's clutter. -Clutter? That's my life! 174 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,520 My communion photo. My dollar bill from America. 175 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,960 My video games! -Frank, I'm selling the house. 176 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:10,520 That's all there is to it. -It's my house, too. 177 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,440 -It's not. You need to leave. 178 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,720 What are you doin' with those? Don't you dare! 179 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,520 -(door slams, lock clicks) -Frank! Open the door. 180 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:23,480 -Not bloody likely. -Open the fuckin' door. 181 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:27,560 -No! Today I saw what life is like outside this home, 182 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,080 and it was the most stressful 183 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,600 two or three hours I've ever had to live. 184 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,240 I was homeless, basically. 185 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:33,840 Well, I'm back home now, 186 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,120 and no fancy estate agent's gonna tell me any different. 187 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,200 -Don't touch anything in there or I will kill you. 188 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:39,600 -Call off the viewing, Mam. 189 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,320 Let me stay, I'm only in my early 30s. 190 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,840 -Open the fucking door! 191 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,640 -If you don't call off the viewing, 192 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,160 I have no choice but to excommunicate you forever. 193 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,200 I'll stay here all night, Mam. The viewing's not happening. 194 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,440 -Aine and Peter-Brian have a key. 195 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,000 I'm gonna go and get it. 196 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,640 And then I'm gonna come back here, 197 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:59,640 and I'm gonna kick the livin' shit out of ya. 198 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,760 -Fine! Go get it. 199 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,520 I'm quaking in my little boots here. 200 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,880 -Don't mess up my house! 201 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 -Okay. 202 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,440 The Marron estate is in lockdown. 203 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,200 No one gets in or out, this is it. 204 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,320 Don't be scared. -AINE: Frank. 205 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,360 -Ahh! 206 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:16,320 -I called off the wedding, Frank. 207 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,880 Can I stay here for a while? 208 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,280 ♪♪ 209 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:28,640 ♪♪ 210 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,040 -Shouldn't you be doin' somethin'? 211 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,720 -Huh? 212 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:34,120 Once Mary realizes I have the key, 213 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:35,520 she'll be forced to negotiate. 214 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:37,640 Until then, the house is mine. 215 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:40,600 Would you slow down? 216 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,480 I'm trying to beat my high score here. 217 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,840 -Peter-Brian will come around. 218 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,120 He just needed a wake up call. 219 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:51,200 He kept... 220 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,520 undermining me, you know? 221 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,600 Doesn't listen to me. 222 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,080 -Mm. 223 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,240 -I mean, he called me boring. 224 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,240 (chuckles) 225 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,000 I'm not boring, am I, Frank? 226 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,160 I'm not boring, am I, Frank? 227 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:06,760 -Ah, come on, it's your guitar solo comin' up. 228 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:11,440 ♪♪ 229 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,640 -MALE VOICE: Game over. Solo too boring. 230 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,720 (ring tone plays) 231 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,200 -Oh, it's Mary. 232 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:25,600 -You're not gonna answer? 233 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:28,080 -Nah. Keep her sweating. I mean, what's she gonna do? 234 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,760 This place is more secure than Fort Knox. 235 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,720 -Hello! -(gasping) 236 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,840 -Stephane. How in blue blazes did you get in? 237 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:35,840 -I'm here all day. I sleep. 238 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,480 -Bloody students. 239 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,360 -Where is, uh, Mary? 240 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,200 -(pounding) -(gasping) 241 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,320 -Oh, good God. 242 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,640 There's no way in, Mary. 243 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:51,400 Doors and windows locked, so just... back off. 244 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:54,160 Cancel the viewing and we can negotiate. 245 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,440 -It's me, Frank. -Goddamnit. 246 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:57,640 Doofus, I texted an hour ago. 247 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,320 What's she doing here? 248 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,440 -He said we were going to a party. 249 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:07,680 Where is everyone? 250 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:11,000 -The guests are inside. Come in, quick. 251 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,840 -Ah, fuck that. It's fuckin' weird. 252 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,360 I'm outta here. -STEPHANE: Frankie. 253 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,440 I beat your high score. 254 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:20,080 Oh. Hey, Doofus. 255 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,400 Nice clothes. 256 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,560 ♪♪ 257 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,560 -(speaks French) 258 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,920 -Gracias. 259 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,560 -I can't stay all night, Frank. 260 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,760 I want to help. My date, it's-- 261 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,320 It's goin' shit. 262 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,880 -Did you not bring her to the 7-D experience? 263 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,320 -I did, she flippin' hated it. 264 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,560 -What? Was the bubble machine broken? 265 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,840 -No. -Did her 3D goggles get misty? 266 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,560 -No, I-- I think she just hated it. 267 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,160 (ring tone plays) 268 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,600 -Mary again. 269 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:58,240 Christ, Doofus, I'm gonna have to pull rank here. 270 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,560 She's gonna be back at any second, 271 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:00,800 need all the help I can get. 272 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,560 Aine's fuckin' useless. -I know but-- 273 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:05,160 -Nicola, please! -What? 274 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:08,600 -Look, I appreciate you wanna have some fun, 275 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,680 but for God's sake, just step away from the drums. 276 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:11,960 -What are you talkin' about? 277 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,960 -Look, I don't mean it in a sexist way, 278 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,960 but I just don't think women are very good drummers. 279 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,240 And you're bashin' away there like-- 280 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,480 -Ohhh! -Oh, come on, Frank. 281 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,520 -Yeah, that's pretty sexist, Frank. 282 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,120 -No, look. I mean, if you were in a burning building, 283 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,760 who would you want carrying you to safety, 284 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,240 a man or a woman? 285 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,280 Same thing with drummers. 286 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,560 What are you doin'? 287 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,640 (grunting) This proves nothing. 288 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,280 -(cell phone rings) -Oh. It's Mary. 289 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,560 -Don't answer that! -Hi, Mary, you're on speaker. 290 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,560 -Hi, Mam. 291 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,280 -MARY: You already had the key. Clever. 292 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:44,920 -I'm sorry, I had no choice. 293 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,440 -MARY: You crossed the line today, Frank. 294 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,520 -I can't leave, Mam. Okay? 295 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,240 I've no skills. I'm not Ray Mears. 296 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,040 Cancel the viewing. 297 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,760 Let's take a couple of years to-- to talk this through. 298 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:59,240 -MARY: No, Frank. I'm coming back. Now. 299 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,960 -What are you gonna do? 300 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,680 -MARY: I think I'm gonna kill ya, Frank. 301 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,520 -Doofus, we need to beef up security. 302 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,040 -Hey, uh, Stephane has a real guitar upstairs, 303 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,080 and, yeah, he's gonna show me how to work it. 304 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:12,120 -Okay. Yeah. Great. Love to hear some tunes. 305 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,120 -No. Doofus. I need you down here. 306 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,000 -Yeah. Doofus, you stay down there with Frank. 307 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,200 -No, but-- -Doofus, stay! 308 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:20,680 -Is Mary comin' back? -Jesus! 309 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,360 Ohh. Sorry, I keep forgettin' you're here. 310 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,840 -What's the plan, Frank? 311 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,320 -This is my house. I have to defend it. 312 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:30,880 It's like "Home Alone." 313 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,880 ♪♪ 314 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,160 -This is brilliant. 315 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,640 Love to see Mary try and get in with all these in her way. 316 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,400 (ornaments clattering) 317 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:09,040 -I'd like to see Peter-Brian nut himself on these. 318 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:12,160 Break open that fuckin' egg head of his. 319 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,920 -Maybe time to switch to water. 320 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,600 Doofus. 321 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:18,720 What are you doin'? 322 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,120 -Securing the perimeter. 323 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,240 -You're gonna kill somebody. 324 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,480 You need to ease up a bit. 325 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:26,800 What else you done? 326 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,720 (whooshing) 327 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,360 Doofus, are you okay? 328 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,120 -I'm sure she'll be down soon. 329 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:43,080 We might go to the cinema later. 330 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,720 -I want you to dismantle this before somebody gets hurt. 331 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:46,960 Okay? 332 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,640 -AINE: Frank! Frank! 333 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,360 Frank! -What is it? 334 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:54,080 -(groans) 335 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,640 -Spit it out, woman! 336 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,840 -I heard a noise. Outside. 337 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,160 -She's back, Frank. 338 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,400 (panting) I'm scared. 339 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,840 -Okay. Don't be. 340 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,400 Mary has no jurisdiction in this house. 341 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,520 She doesn't scare me one little bit. 342 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,600 -Frank. -(screaming) 343 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,280 -Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! -MARY: Open the door! 344 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,720 -No! Cancel the viewing! -MARY: Not a chance. 345 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,000 -Okay, she doesn't actually scare me. 346 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,200 That was just a once-- -Frank! 347 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,920 (screaming) 348 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,480 -Okay. Seems to have done it. 349 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,960 (pounding) 350 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,480 -Mary, go easy on the door. 351 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,640 -MARY: Frank, you're fucking dead! 352 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,160 -PETER-BRIAN: Look, I can't stay here all night, Mary, 353 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,600 am I okay taking off? 354 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,840 -Is that Peeber? He came for me. 355 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,280 -Who's that? Is that Aine? 356 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,560 -AINE: Yeah. 357 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,120 -PETER-BRIAN: What's she doin' in there? 358 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,480 -I-- I came here after I ran out on you. 359 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:49,960 -PETER-BRIAN: You ran out on me? 360 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:53,280 -Yeah. I told you the wedding was off. 361 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,840 -PETER-BRIAN: You did? Oh, right. 362 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:59,160 Sorry, I, um-- I-- I was checking my email. 363 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,760 I must've, uh-- I just told Mary I'd drop her off here 364 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,320 when she couldn't find her keys, so... 365 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,360 why'd you call off the wedding? 366 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,160 -Are you fucking serious? 367 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,000 -PETER-BRIAN: Aine, I have a lot on at the moment. 368 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,800 -No! I've had enough! 369 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,600 Forget the fucking wedding! We're done! 370 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:15,760 -PETER-BRIAN: Think you're overreacting. 371 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,960 -Shove it up your dick! -PETER-BRIAN: Aine! 372 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,440 Aine, you're not serious, are ya? Aine! 373 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,080 Is she gone? It's hard to tell sometimes. 374 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,160 -Mary! 375 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,040 PB, is Mary still out there? 376 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,720 -(thudding) -(gasps) 377 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,040 She's trying to sneak in upstairs. 378 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,600 Clever girl. 379 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,800 (creaking) 380 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,920 (loud thud) 381 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,680 -You investigate. I'll provide back up. 382 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,600 -(gasps) -NICOLA: Turn that off! 383 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:49,960 -Okay. -(switch clicks) 384 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,440 -STEPHANE: Close the door, please. 385 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:54,680 -Okay. 386 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,200 -Doofus, no. No. Don't, Doofus, no, no. 387 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,880 -(cell phone rings) -(gasps) 388 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,080 Hi, Peebs, what is it? 389 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,000 -Aine, I've-- I've been thinking about what you said, 390 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,400 and... you're right, I do take you for granted, 391 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,200 and I-- I haven't been listening to you. 392 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,560 -Thank you for saying that. 393 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,560 Maybe we can work on it and-- 394 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,080 -PETER-BRIAN: Whenever you're ready to move your stuff out, 395 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,280 it's fine with me, there's no rush. 396 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,680 Take 'til the end of the week, okay? 397 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,080 -No. Wait-- -PETER-BRIAN: Thank you. Bye-bye. 398 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,640 -Don't-- Don't go. Peebs. 399 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,400 (phone line clicks, beeps) 400 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,320 -Was that Peter-Brian? 401 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,760 -STEPHANE: Doofus, are you still in here? 402 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,400 -DOOFUS: No. -NICOLA: Get out! 403 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,520 -DOOFUS: Okay. 404 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,560 They were top and tailing, Frank. 405 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,680 -(speaks French) 406 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,760 -Where you goin'? Huh? 407 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,560 -Frank-- (muttering) -No, Doofus. 408 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,240 -Don't flake out on me now, I need you. 409 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,160 -I-- I need to go 410 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,080 and talk to Peter-Brian face to face, Frank. 411 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,440 -I need you to stay. Both of you. 412 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,680 We could have our own little family right here. 413 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,320 I'm the dad. 414 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,320 Doofus, you're my son. 415 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,760 Aine, you could be my... 416 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,680 -Wife? -...mother. 417 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,400 -Frank, I don't know. I-- 418 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,080 -I don't think that I can, Frank. 419 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,560 -MARY: Frank, the front door's locked. 420 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,040 Where's the goddamn key? 421 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,560 -Could everyone just stay put for one fucking second?! 422 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,280 I need to think. 423 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,040 (pounding) 424 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,800 -Mammy, stop! Stop. I'm ready to talk. 425 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,480 -Go fuck yourself, Frank. 426 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,000 -Mam, the language. 427 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,800 -Just stand back. I'm coming in. 428 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:50,080 Oh! Ahh, screw it! 429 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,520 I can't do this anymore, Frank. 430 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,000 I just can't do it. 431 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,320 -Mammy, is your hand okay. 432 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,080 -Don't "Mammy" me 433 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,320 -Aine, do something, the woman's hurt. 434 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,920 -Frank, it's over. 435 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,040 I need to get my life back together. 436 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,880 -Doofus. -Me, too, Frank. 437 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:11,200 I-- I think my girlfriend's having an affair. 438 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:17,920 -Mam, I'm sorry. I'm actually sorry. 439 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,400 I'll come out now, 440 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,080 just give me two secs to say goodbye. 441 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,400 What an artist the world is losing in me. 442 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,680 -Wait, Frank, no, no, no, no. 443 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:32,760 (whooshing) 444 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,800 -(screaming) 445 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,520 -(screaming) 446 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,320 (smoke alarm beeping) 447 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,560 -(screaming) 448 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,440 (clamoring) 449 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,240 -(coughing) 450 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:59,080 -Wait. Where's Aine? 451 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,440 -She's still in there. -Jesus, yeah! 452 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:08,080 -Well, someone should go in. -Yes, someone better go in. 453 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,520 -Why don't you go in? 454 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,520 -But technically, we're on a break so... 455 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,440 do you wanna go in? 456 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,560 -Eh-- -I just don't think it would be appropriate-- 457 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,400 -Someone better go in. 458 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,880 -Oh-- 459 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,160 Aine! 460 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,040 -Oh, hey! 461 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,320 Did you hear all that? 462 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,920 -(coughing) Aine! 463 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,560 Aine! (coughing) 464 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,800 Aine, give me one sec. (coughing) 465 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,920 -(indistinct yelling) 466 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:47,000 -Aine, I'll be one second. Bear with me, babes. 467 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,880 (coughing, gasping) Aine. 468 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,560 (gasping, coughing) 469 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,680 (coughing) 470 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,800 -Frank! Frank! 471 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,320 (coughing) 472 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,240 Frank! Frank! 473 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,800 Frank! Frank! (coughing) 474 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,920 Come on. Frank, come on. 475 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 476 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,040 (coughing) Okay. 477 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,080 (straining) 478 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,080 (grunts) 479 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,280 (panting) 480 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:31,560 (straining, coughing) 481 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,640 (grunting) 482 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,320 (thud) 483 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,680 (coughing) 484 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,440 -Aine. 485 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,600 -Frank. Are you okay? 486 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,000 -I'm sorry, Mam. 487 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,280 I couldn't stop their mad schemes. 488 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,800 Doofus set a blowtorch trap. The rest of 'em helped. 489 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,640 You can have the viewing tomorrow, 490 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,160 you have my blessing. -The viewing's fucked. 491 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,640 As well you know. 492 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,240 -(coughing) 493 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,640 -Well, somethin' to tell the grandkids about anyway. 494 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,920 -Oh, get away from me, you fuckin' nerd. 495 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,160 -Look, are you my girlfriend or not? 496 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,320 -No. 497 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,920 -Are you his girlfriend? -Doofus. 498 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,400 I need my clothes now. 499 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,840 -Thank God you're okay. 500 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,640 -It's over. -Good. 501 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:39,840 You look amazing. 502 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,160 Shall I call the fire brigade? 503 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:52,160 -No, Peebers. Let it burn. 504 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,040 Let it burn. 505 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,800 -What are you talkin' about? 506 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,480 Call the fire brigade, for fuck sake! 507 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:04,080 ♪ I ran all the way home ♪ 508 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:08,000 ♪ Just to say I'm sorry ♪ 509 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,560 ♪ What can I say ♪ 510 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,760 ♪ I ran all the way ♪ 511 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,080 ♪ Yay, yay, yay ♪ 512 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,840 ♪ I ran all the way home ♪ 513 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:25,480 ♪ Just to say I'm sorry ♪ 35729

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