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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:16,084 [ Man ] FANS AT EBBETS FIELD BY JUMPING ALL OVER THEIR CROSSTOWN RIVALS, THE YANKEES, 2 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:18,952 AND THEIR 17-GAME-WINNER ''BULLET'' BOB TURLEY, 3 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:23,324 FOR EIGHT RUNS TO GAIN THEIR FIRST VICTORY IN THE SUBWAY SERIES. 4 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:28,196 THE DODGERS WERE LED BY ROY CAMPANELLA, WHO CRACKED THREE HITS AND DROVE IN THREE RUNS. 5 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:30,798 [ Woman ] IT'S A FLUKE. 6 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:35,569 GOTTA BE A FLUKE. THEM BUM'S ARE GERIATRICS. 7 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:38,872 ROBINSON'S THE YOUNGEST, AND HE'S GOING ON 65. 8 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:42,009 HUH, BILLY ? UH-HUH. 9 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:46,647 DODGERS' MANAGER, WALT ALSTON, REFUSED TO PANIC, STARTING JOHNNY PODRES ON THE MOUND. 10 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,816 THEY BETTER START WHITEY TONIGHT. 11 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:55,423 YEAH. OH, YEAH, JOHNNY PODRES. 12 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:58,126 JOHNNY-COME-LATELY MORE LIKE. 13 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:00,494 BREAD RISES FASTER THAN HIS FASTBALL. 14 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:04,265 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOHNNY. 15 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:07,735 [ Man #2 On TV ] HI, I'M MIKE WALLACE WITH A SENSATIONAL SHORTENING DISCOVERY... 16 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,703 FOR BETTER BAKING AND FRYING. 17 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:11,004 IT'S GOLDEN FLUFF-O. 18 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:14,642 STILL, YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM SOME CREDIT, THIS PODRES KID. 19 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,944 COULDN'T HAVE BEEN TOO EASY FOR HIM, RIGHT ? 20 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:20,514 WHAT WITH THE PRESSURE AND ALL. 21 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:24,051 OH, YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION. 22 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:25,519 [ Chuckles ] 23 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,824 THERE. 24 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,260 TAKE A LOOK. 25 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:42,536 NOW, LISTEN. IT TAKES PEOPLE A WEE BIT LONGER TO WARM UP TO YOU. 26 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:46,507 JUST BE PATIENT. PATIENT AND PERSISTENT. 27 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:50,778 YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT. 28 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:03,056 [ Man ] AND THOSE CASES-- THEY'RE HEAVY. 29 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:06,694 HELL, A LOT OF THE GUYS-- THEY'RE CARRYIN' TWO CASES WITH 'EM. 30 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:11,365 NOW, I ADMIRE YOUR DETERMINATION, BUT-- 31 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:14,168 THEN THE WALKING. 32 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:16,570 YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M GETTIN' AT. 33 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:20,674 I JUST, UH-- I DON'T SEE ANY WAY THIS CAN WORK. 34 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:21,909 LOOK, I'M SORRY. 35 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:26,514 THANKS FOR COMIN' IN. 36 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:55,743 ALL THE OCTOBER STATEMENTS. 37 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,745 MR. HERNANDEZ ! 38 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:01,482 GIVE ME YOUR WORST ROUTE. 39 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:06,787 GIVE ME THE AREA NOBODY WANTS. 40 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:11,659 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE ? 41 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:15,563 IF I CAN SELL IT, YOU'RE A HERO. 42 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:18,999 MR. PORTER, LET'S BE HONEST. THIS IS A PHYSICALLY DEMANDING JOB, 43 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,935 AND YOU'RE-- WELL-- CRIPPLED, AND I DON'T SEE HOW-- 44 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:24,405 [ Thud ] OW. WHAT ? 45 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,953 * SOME PEOPLE SAY * 46 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:42,490 * A MAN IS MADE OUT OF MUD * 47 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,892 * A POOR MAN'S MADE OUT OF MUSCLE AND BLOOD * 48 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:48,962 PRAISE THE LORD. * MUSCLE AND BLOOD AND SKIN AND BONES * 49 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:51,765 * A MIND THAT'S WEAK AND A BACK THAT'S STRONG * 50 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:55,836 * YOU LOAD 16 TONS WHAT DO YA GET * 51 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:59,172 * ANOTHER DAY OLDER AND DEEPER IN DEBT * 52 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,276 YA NERVOUS ? YEAH. 53 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,712 OH, NUTS ! I WAS GONNA MAKE YOU A LUNCH. 54 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:05,779 NO ! 55 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:12,420 OH, WELL, GOOD FOR ME. I GUESS I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS TOO. 56 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,355 YES, YES, YOU ARE. 57 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:17,625 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ? THEM TO COME TO THE CAR ? 58 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:20,694 GO SELL SOME SOAP. [ Sighs ] 59 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,963 MEET YOU AT 5:00. ALL RIGHT. 60 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:28,436 * WELL, BLESS ME SOUL YA LOAD 16 TONS WHAT DO YA GET * 61 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:31,138 * ANOTHER DAY OLDER AND DEEPER IN DEBT * 62 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:34,808 * ST. PETER, DON'T YA CALL ME 'CAUSE I CAN'T GO * 63 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:38,712 * I OWE MY SOUL TO THE COMPANY STORE * 64 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:45,553 * I OWE MY SOUL TO THE COMPANY STORE * 65 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:51,659 [ Fingers Snapping ] 66 00:04:57,431 --> 00:05:00,434 [ Dog Barking ] 67 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:05,406 [ Barking Continues ] 68 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,444 MORNING. 69 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,214 MAY I BE CANDID WITH YOU ? 70 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:19,853 THE GREATEST VALUE IN OUR CATALOG IS THIS DOUBLE STRENGTH VANILLA EXTRACT. 71 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,490 UH-HUH. IT COMES IN THE FOUR-OUNCE-- 72 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,925 THAT'S RIGHT ! THAT'S RIGHT ! 73 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:28,496 THAT'S RIGHT ! I TOLD YA I'D CALL THE COPS ! 74 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:31,899 OH, MY GOD ! LOOK WHAT THEY'RE DOING ! LARRY ! 75 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:34,502 WE GOT A CALL ? OFFICER, I HAVE DONE THE RESEARCH. 76 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,937 IT'S HANGING OVER OUR PROPERTY. THE LAW SAYS-- 77 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,807 DO YOU SEE MY FEET ? THAT'S PINE TAR. I'VE GOT WHITE CARPETING. 78 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:42,410 I'VE GOT A STICKY GREEN PATH FROM THE FRONT DOOR-- 79 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:46,246 RHONDA, LOOK WHERE YOUR FRONT DOOR IS ! LOOK WHERE THE TREE IS ! 80 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:48,782 WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE WOULD DO THIS TO A TREE ? THEY BUTCHERED IT ! 81 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:53,787 - WILL YOU STOP ? - YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO TELL-- 82 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,889 [ All Arguing ] 83 00:05:57,391 --> 00:06:01,061 I HAVE TRIED GASOLINE AND TURPENTINE. IT SMELLS LIKE A GARAGE. 84 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:03,797 [ Arguing Continues ] 85 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:11,505 IT'S OUR SIDE OF THE PROPERTY. THE TREE IS ON THE PROPERTY LINE ! 86 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,741 YOU PLANTED IT IN THE WRONG SPOT. 87 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,943 [ Arguing Continues ] 88 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:19,012 IF YOU'D ASKED US BEFORE YOU PLANTED THAT STUPID-- 89 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:23,917 [ Gently ] 90 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,856 [ Coughing ] YEAH ? GOOD MORNING. 91 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:33,594 MY NAME IS BILL PORTER. I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT... 92 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:37,565 OF YOUR TIME TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME OF THE MANY... 93 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:40,668 FINE WATKINS PRODUCTS AVAILABLE. 94 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,936 AND, OF COURSE, THEY ALL COME... 95 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:46,474 WITH A 100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE. 96 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:48,976 I DON'T THINK SO. 97 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:53,981 [ Woman ] WHO IS IT ? SOME CHARITY GUY. 98 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:14,134 GET READY TO GO NOW-- DON'T LET THE DOG OUT. [ Barking ] 99 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:17,571 YEAH ? MY NAME IS BILL PORTER. I REPRESENT-- 100 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:20,541 PEANUT, WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP ? GO ON ! SIT ! 101 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:22,610 SHERI, WOULD YOU GET YOUR DAMN DOG ? 102 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,978 I SWEAR TO GOD. WHAT ? 103 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:28,549 MY NAME IS BILL PORTER. I WAS WONDERING... [ Barking ] 104 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:32,285 IF I COULD TAKE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO SHOW YOU... 105 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:35,122 SOME OF THE MANY FINE WATKINS PRODUCTS. 106 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,691 JOEY, I TOLD YOU TO PUT YOUR PANTS ON. 107 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:42,029 HI THERE. I ONCE HAD A FISH NAMED JOEY. 108 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:44,732 - [ Whimpering ] - [ Barking ] 109 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,935 OH, SHOOT. GRAB HIM, WOULD YOU ? 110 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:50,704 SHERI, YOUR DAMN DOG GOT OUT ! DAMN IT ! 111 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:53,841 [ Girl ] I'M IN THE BATHROOM ! PEANUT ! COME HERE ! 112 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:56,877 PEANUT, COME HERE ! COME ON, PEANUT ! GOD, PEANUT ! 113 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:59,547 MAY I BE CANDID WITH YOU ? 114 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:03,517 THE GREATEST VALUE IN OUR CATALOG... 115 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:07,154 IS THE DOUBLE STRENGTH VANILLA EXTRACT. 116 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:11,592 IT COMES IN THE FOUR-, EIGHT- AND TWELVE-OUNCE SIZES. 117 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:17,665 OBVIOUSLY, THE TWELVE-OUNCE IS THE BEST VALUE. 118 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:20,100 I REALLY DON'T NEED ANYTHING. 119 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,503 BUT I RESPECT WHAT YOU'RE DOING SO MUCH, UM-- 120 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,274 HERE. I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU. 121 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:35,015 [ Cat Meows ] OH. OH, PLEASE, TAKE IT. 122 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:37,785 I DON'T NEED CHARITY. 123 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,988 BUT YOU NEED SPOT REMOVER. 124 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:44,091 LOOK AT YOUR COUCH. IT'S APPALLING. 125 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:00,240 [ Paper Rustling ] 126 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,720 [ Laughs ] 127 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,260 [ Japanese Accent ] NO SOLICITORS. 128 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:24,865 I'M FROM THE WATKINS COMPANY. WHAT ? NO SOLICITORS. 129 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,367 WHAT ? WHAT ? 130 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,803 I'M FROM THE WATKINS COMPANY. 131 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:33,273 NO, NO, NO. RULES. 132 00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:43,316 [ Door Closes ] [ Chattering ] 133 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:46,353 I DON'T KNOW. I'M KIND OF TIRED OF EGG SALAD, YOU KNOW ? 134 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,992 HERE. LET ME GET THAT FOR YA. 135 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,996 THANKS. 136 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,938 MAY I BE CANDID WITH YOU ? 137 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:08,175 OH. YES. 138 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:12,079 NO, CANDID. MAY I BE CANDID ? 139 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:15,148 OH, ABSOLUTELY. 140 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:20,153 IN MY EXPERIENCE, THE GREATEST VALUE IN OUR CATALOG... 141 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:24,291 IS THE TRIPLE ACTION LAUNDRY DETERGENT. 142 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:27,327 AT 3.95 A BOX... 143 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:30,397 YOU CAN SEE WHAT A GREAT SAVINGS THAT IS. 144 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,401 HOW MANY MAY I PUT YOU DOWN FOR ? 145 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,337 TWO. 146 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:42,009 - REALLY ? - AND A LARGE BLEACH. 147 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,125 UM-- 148 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:06,266 MAY I ASK YOU TO FILL IN THE ORDER FOR ME ? 149 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:11,338 OH, OF COURSE. WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK ? 150 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,773 THANK YOU. 151 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:25,152 [ Gulps ] OH ! 152 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:29,857 I'M SORRY. I PUT A LITTLE VODKA IN THERE. IS IT TOO MUCH FOR YOU ? 153 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,225 I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T. 154 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:37,130 I WALK LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR AS IT IS. [ Laughs ] 155 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:40,667 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ] 156 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,036 I WOULDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF... 157 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,306 IF I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT OUR FABRIC SOFTENER. 158 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:57,317 [ Laughs ] 159 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:10,764 OH, I MUST HAVE WALKED TEN MILES TODAY. 160 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,000 NOW, BILLY, DON'T PUSH YOURSELF SO HARD. 161 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,667 YOU MUST BE PATIENT. YOU CAN'T EXPECT-- 162 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,838 - I MADE A SALE. - YOU DID ? 163 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:22,943 YEAH ! [ Laughs ] ALMOST $50 ! 164 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:27,214 WOW ! [ Laughs ] SEE ? YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. 165 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,984 - I CAN DO THIS. - I KNOW YOU CAN. 166 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:34,254 I MADE $4.25 TODAY, 167 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:38,125 AND I'M GONNA BLOW EVERY PENNY OF IT. 168 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:41,361 I'M TAKING YOU OUT ON THE TOWN. [ Laughs ] 169 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:48,168 * WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE WHY DO BIRDS SING * 170 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,970 I TOOK A SIP. 171 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:53,473 IT WAS VODKA. WHAT DID YOU DO ? 172 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:57,878 WHAT COULD I DO ? I SWALLOWED IT. [ Laughing ] 173 00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,446 [ Laughing ] 174 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:04,717 [ Imitates Bill's Laugh ] 175 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,787 BILLY, THIS IS FOR YOU-- 176 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,356 IT BEING YOUR FIRST DAY. 177 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,307 DAD'S WATCH. 178 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:30,643 [ Imitating ] DAD'S WATCH ! 179 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:34,014 [ Girl ] QUIT IT. THEY GAVE IT TO HIM IN THE GRAND BALLROOM... 180 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:35,949 AT THE DRAKE HOTEL. 181 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,651 - HE DOESN'T CARE. HE'S A RETARD. - [ Girl ] HOW DO YOU KNOW ? 182 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:44,591 I BOUGHT A DRESS FOR $23. YOUR FATHER NEAR HAD A HEART ATTACK. 183 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,226 CHICAGO WAS ALL LIT UP-- 184 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,261 [ Boy Imitates Bill's Laugh ] EXCUSE ME. 185 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,597 COULD I BORROW YOUR KETCHUP, PLEASE ? 186 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,565 YEAH, SURE. 187 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,001 [ Gasps ] 188 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:59,272 OH, I'M SO SORRY. I MUST BE A RETARD OR SOMETHING. 189 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,740 TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL HIM THAT. [ Laughs ] 190 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:04,945 WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ? AND THE WORLD'S FAIR. 191 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,914 PETERSON HAD A DISPLAY THERE. 192 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,983 YOUR DAD WAS TOP SALESMAN THREE YEARS RUNNING. 193 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,585 HE WAS AN AMAZING SALESMAN. 194 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:16,423 AMAZING. HE COULD SELL YOU THE RING OFF YOUR OWN FINGER. 195 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,291 [ Laughs ] 196 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,729 AND WHAT A HANDSOME MAN. 197 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:25,098 OH, WHAT A TIME WE HAD. 198 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:28,902 HE WAS A VERY HANDSOME MAN. 199 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,440 AND YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HIM. 200 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,075 [ Chuckles ] 201 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:40,547 * WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN-- * 202 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:44,217 MY POINT IN TELLING YOU THIS LONG STORY IS THAT IF ANYONE SHOULD EVER CALL YOU... 203 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,586 AND SAY, ''IS PETER RABBIT THERE ?'' 204 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,121 DON'T HANG UP. IT'S ME. 205 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,159 SO I'VE HAD MANY UPS AND DOWNS IN SHOW BUSINESS. 206 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,261 WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING ? I DON'T KNOW. 207 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:57,764 BUT HE'S FUNNY. WHO IS THAT ? 208 00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,133 - COME HERE. - IT'S JACK PAAR. 209 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:05,038 HE LOOKS DIFFERENT. MUST BE HIS HAIR OR SOMETHING. WHERE ARE MY GLASSES ? 210 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:09,209 WELL, I'M GOING TO BED. I'M A WORKING MAN NOW. 211 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:12,279 [ Paar ] THIS COULD BE THE BIGGEST THING IN TELEVISION TODAY. 212 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,547 EXCUSE ME, WORKING MAN. 213 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:19,619 PICK UP THAT GLASS. I LET THE SERVANTS GO EARLY TONIGHT. 214 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,355 [ Paar ] WHAT WAS THAT ONE THING THAT KEPT YOU OFF THE TOP ? 215 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,291 [ Man On TV ] I DIDN'T MARRY LUCILLE BALL. 216 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,859 [ Audience Laughing On TV ] 217 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:31,431 I CAN SEE THE SHOW NOW-- I LOVE POOFY. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT. 218 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,534 [ Hernandez ] I CAN SEE THE TREMENDOUS EFFORT YOU'RE PUTTING INTO THIS. 219 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:38,972 I KNOW IT CAN'T BE EASY, BUT, UH, YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE. 220 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,907 IT'S ONLY BEEN FOUR DAYS. 221 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:45,112 I UNDERSTAND, BUT THE AVERAGE-- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HIT AT LEAST-- 222 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,614 I'M BUILDING. IT TAKES TIME. 223 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:51,584 - I KNOW THAT, BUT-- - JUST GIVE ME TILL THE END OF THE MONTH. 224 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,324 WE HAD A COMPLAINT... 225 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,826 FROM A WOMAN ON CHESTNUT STREET. 226 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:05,432 SHE SAID YOU SCARED HER LITTLE BOY. YOU CAN SEE MY PROBLEM. 227 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,171 [ Man On TV ] BEST CHOCOLATE-- 228 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:14,441 HI ! MY NAME IS LYLE. 229 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:19,579 YOU CAN CALL ME LYLE OR GLYLE OR MR. PYLE. 230 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:23,083 BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SMILE. 231 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,919 - YOU BETTER NOT SMILE. -[ Mother ] WHO IS IT, JOEY ? 232 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,889 MR. PYLE ! HMM ? 233 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,758 MR. PYLE. 234 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:41,134 WHAT THE HELL ? COME ON IN. 235 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:45,972 HEY. THIS IS REALLY A LOVELY HOME. 236 00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:49,109 [ Children Laughing, Chattering ] 237 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:05,658 [ Boat Whistle Blows In The Distance ] 238 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,897 MOM ! 239 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:13,032 * [ Soft Jazz ] 240 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,745 MOTHER ! 241 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:30,650 WANT TO GO TO A FEW MORE HOUSES ? 242 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,153 LET'S GO. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY ? 243 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:36,423 [ Woman ] HE'S A HOBO. I CAN TELL WITH THAT HAT. 244 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,558 [ Chattering ] 245 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:43,430 MRS. WARREN, HAVE YOU SEEN MY MOTHER ? NO, NOT TODAY. 246 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,466 I'VE GOT SOME WONDERFUL CANDY. 247 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:54,674 NO ! SHE IS MISSING. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 248 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:58,211 I DON'T KNOW. I WAS AT WORK. 249 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:01,781 AT WORK ! 250 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:06,085 WELL, HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO WAIT... 251 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:10,723 BEFORE WE CAN FILE THE-- [ Car Approaching ] 252 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,059 HOLD ON. 253 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,195 [ Car Door Opens ] 254 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,671 THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I'M FINE. THANK YOU. 255 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:27,840 I'LL WALK YOU IN. NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE ME IN. 256 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:33,045 THEY SAID YOU WERE ON WASHINGTON STREET. 257 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,981 WHAT WERE YOU DOING OVER THERE ? 258 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:40,052 JUST SOME SHOPPING. I WANTED SOME SHOES. DID YOU EAT ? 259 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,689 THERE AREN'T ANY SHOE STORES ON WASHINGTON STREET. 260 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:47,760 WELL, I GOT TURNED AROUND, AND IT GOT DARK, 261 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:51,097 AND I ENDED UP ON WASHINGTON STREET. 262 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,400 I'M GOING TO FIX SOME LAMB CHOPS. 263 00:18:54,834 --> 00:19:00,807 WOULD YOU SET THE TABLE ? SORRY I WORRIED YOU, BILLY. 264 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,376 WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ? 265 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,782 MOM ? 266 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:17,156 I COULDN'T REMEMBER OUR NUMBER. 267 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,162 OH ! 268 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:31,604 BILLY, I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME. 269 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,177 [ Sobs ] 270 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:44,484 [ Sobbing ] 271 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:02,068 [ Man On Radio ] THIS MAN JUST SHOWERED WITH A NEW KIND OF SOAP. 272 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:06,105 NEW LIFEBUOY MINT REFRESHER, A SOAP SO LOADED WITH MINT, 273 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:09,141 SO TANGY, SO FROSTY, IT DRIVES WIVES-- 274 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,411 * [ Guitar ] WICKED. 275 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,546 SOAP HAS NEVER SMELLED THIS GOOD BEFORE. 276 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:16,849 NEW LIFEBUOY MINT REFRESHER, DRIVES WIVES-- 277 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,885 * [ Guitar ] WICKED. 278 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,588 [ Gunshot On Radio ] [ Man ] A NORTHWEST MOUNTIE. 279 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:25,124 HE'S BEEN TRAILING THIS DESPERATE CHARACTER FOR THREE YEARS. 280 00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:28,661 [ Woman ] * RELIEF IS JUST A SWALLOW AWAY * 281 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:32,432 * DOWN, DOWN, DOWN THE STOMACH THROUGH * 282 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,719 [ Horn Honks ] 283 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:07,334 I WOULDN'T LEAVE YOU, BILL. THANKS, BENNY. 284 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:12,104 RUNNIN' A LITTLE LATE THIS MORNING. 285 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,407 [ Whistle Blows ] 286 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,709 YEAH, THAT'S FINE. 287 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,912 MORNING, SIR. THERE YOU GO. 288 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,783 [ Phone Rings ] 289 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,688 MONARCH PLAZA HOTEL. MORNIN', BILL. 290 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,424 HOW'S THE BABY ? OH, MUCH BETTER. 291 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:34,694 I GOT ONE FOR YA. LAY IT ON ME. 292 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:38,431 TRAVELING SALESMAN PASSES A FARMHOUSE. 293 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:41,934 HE SEES A PIG WITH A WOODEN LEG. 294 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:45,638 HE SAYS TO THE FARMER, ''WHAT'S WITH THE WOODEN LEG ?'' 295 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:49,876 FARMER SAYS, ''WELL, THAT'S A VERY SPECIAL PIG. 296 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:53,946 ''A FEW MONTHS BACK, OUR HOUSE CAUGHT FIRE. 297 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:58,851 THE PIG CAME AND WOKE US UP AND SAVED MY WHOLE FAMILY.'' 298 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,587 SO THE SALESMAN SAYS-- 299 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:04,724 ''BUT WHY THE WOODEN LEG ?'' ''HOLD ON,'' THE FARMER SAYS. 300 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,193 ''MY LITTLE GIRL WAS PLAYING IN THE ROAD, 301 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:11,398 ''AND ONE OF THOSE LOGGING TRUCKS LOST HIS BRAKES. 302 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:14,834 THE PIG RAN OUT AND DRAGGED HER TO SAFETY.'' 303 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:19,238 ''THAT'S AMAZING,'' SAYS THE SALESMAN, ''BUT WHY THE WOODEN LEG ?'' 304 00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:24,911 ''WELL,'' SAYS THE FARMER, ''YOU DON'T EAT A PIG LIKE THAT ALL AT ONCE.'' 305 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:28,948 THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S REAL GOOD. I'M GONNA REMEMBER THAT ONE. 306 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:34,454 ''YOU DON'T EAT A PIG LIKE THAT ALL AT ONCE.'' 307 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:39,626 DID YOU HAVE BREAKFAST ? YEAH. 308 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:42,929 WHAT DID YOU HAVE ? BECAUSE YOU LOOK THIN. 309 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:47,734 A COUPLE OF CHICKENS AND A DELMONICO STEAK. 310 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,503 PASS ME THAT NEWSPAPER. 311 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:57,410 OW ! [ Laughs ] [ Door Opens ] 312 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:06,352 DOTTY'S GIRL IS GETTING MARRIED. 313 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:08,488 OH. 314 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,958 HE'S A MECHANIC. DO I KNOW HER ? 315 00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:13,660 DOTTY, NEXT DOOR. 316 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:18,565 OH, DOTTY, DOTTY. TSK ! 317 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:26,072 I HAVE TO GET TO WORK. 318 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:28,975 YES, I HAVE TO GO NOW TOO. NO, MOM, YOU CAN'T. 319 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:32,445 I AM. I'M GOING HOME. NO, YOU HAVE TO STAY HERE. 320 00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:35,482 WHY ? BECAUSE WHY. YOU KNOW WHY. 321 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:39,952 TH-- TH-- THEY CARE FOR YOU HERE. 322 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:44,657 OKAY. YOU'LL COME HOME THIS WEEKEND. 323 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:48,828 I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT. 324 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:53,399 BILLY ? GIVE HER THE HAVILLAND TEA SET. 325 00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:58,204 - WHO ? - THAT GIRL-- FOR THE WEDDING. 326 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,646 I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT. 327 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,752 [ Dog Barking ] 328 00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,622 [ Door Opens ] 329 00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,724 [ Barking Continues ] 330 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:21,227 YOU GOT THE CHECKBOOK ? YEAH. OF COURSE I DO. 331 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:26,566 GOOD MORNING. WE CAN'T RIGHT NOW, BILL. WE'RE LATE. 332 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:30,803 BILL. BILL, ARE YOU GOING NEXT DOOR ? YEAH. 333 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:34,006 WOULD YOU TELL THOSE PEOPLE-- YOU SEE THIS ? 334 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,875 THIS IS THE NUMBER FOR ANIMAL CONTROL ! 335 00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:38,678 IF THEY DO NOT SHUT UP THAT STUPID DOG-- 336 00:24:38,745 --> 00:24:42,014 BILL ! BILL ! COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR ? 337 00:24:42,081 --> 00:24:44,884 COULD YOU EXPLAIN TO HIM THAT'S NOT OUR DOG ? THAT'S THE WYLERS' DOG. 338 00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:48,788 I'VE BEEN OVER THAT A HUNDRED TIMES. I'VE TOLD THEM THAT. 339 00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:51,924 IT IS NOT THE WYLERS' DOG. IT IS A YAPPING DOG. 340 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,894 - THE WYLERS HAVE A COLLIE. - THIS IS A YAPPING DOG. 341 00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:57,063 AND, BILL, THEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT NOISE ? 342 00:24:57,129 --> 00:25:01,100 TELL THEM THAT THEY CAN CLOSE THE DAMN WINDOW IF THEY'RE GONNA PLAY THE HI-FI. 343 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,335 ARE THEY DEAF ? 344 00:25:03,402 --> 00:25:06,639 EVERY NIGHT, IT'S 2:00, 3:00 IN THE MORNING. THIS DOG IS YAP, YAP, YAP. 345 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:10,877 HOW CAN YOU LIVE LIKE THAT ? HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU LISTEN TO ''MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK'' ? 346 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,879 - HE'S BACK ! - YAP, YAP, YAP ! 347 00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:15,548 - THERE'S GONNA BE TROUBLE. - YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP. 348 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:20,887 YOU CAN BET THERE'S GONNA BE TROUBLE. YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP. 349 00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:24,290 TREE MUTILATORS. YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP. 350 00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:32,965 [ No Sound ] 351 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,301 [ Man On TV ] REARDON SETS THE SCREEN FOR HIM, AN OUTLET PASS. 352 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:38,605 THAT'S A 16-FOOT SET JUMPER. HE'S NOT GONNA MISS THAT. 353 00:25:42,508 --> 00:25:46,679 I DON'T THINK YOUR DOORBELL IS-- IS-- OH, MAN ! 354 00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:50,950 [ Man On TV Continues, Indistinct ] 355 00:25:51,017 --> 00:25:55,387 THEY'RE STILL GOOD TO GO, AND HE GETS THE LAYUP. 356 00:25:55,454 --> 00:25:57,323 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 357 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:03,262 HEY, BILL ! YOU GOIN' TO THE BUS ? HOP IN. I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE ! 358 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:06,799 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MR. WINTERS. - I'M GOING RIGHT BY THERE. 359 00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:11,037 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. - DON'T BE STUPID. GET IN ! 360 00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:35,527 [ Baby Crying ] 361 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,563 [ Shouting In Foreign Language ] 362 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:41,400 MRS. KOTLARENKO ! MR. PORTER, YOUR MOTHER IS EATING DINNER. 363 00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:45,204 WHERE ? SHE'S GOOD, NICE DINNER. IN THE BACK. SHE'S GOOD. 364 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:48,875 EVERYTHING GOOD. OH, SHH. [ Crying ] 365 00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:53,112 [ Chattering On TV ] [ Gasping ] 366 00:27:02,521 --> 00:27:04,323 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 367 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:13,866 HE BE OKAY. EPILEPSY. THAT'S ALL. 368 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:17,236 WHERE'S MY MOTHER'S SUITCASE ? SUITCASE ? 369 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:21,007 WE'RE LEAVING. YES, WE'RE LEAVING. 370 00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:31,483 THERE ARE COLD CUTS IN THE REFRIGERATOR FOR LUNCH. 371 00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:34,520 - SHE'LL BE FINE. - MAMA ? 372 00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:38,124 I'LL BE HOME ABOUT 7:00. 373 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:41,560 MRS. WARREN IS GONNA CHECK IN WITH YA. 374 00:27:41,627 --> 00:27:45,297 SHE'LL MAKE YOU LUNCH. 375 00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:48,968 MAMA, PLEASE ! JUST GO. 376 00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:51,203 DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER. I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON HER. 377 00:27:55,641 --> 00:27:57,710 I'M GONNA DO SOME CLEANING, BILLY. 378 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:02,949 THIS PLACE IS A MESS. 379 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,723 [ Knocking ] YEAH. 380 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:15,094 GOOD MORNING ! MY NAME IS BILL PORTER. 381 00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:17,663 I'M WITH THE WATKINS COMPANY. YOU'RE A SALESMAN ? 382 00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:22,201 - YEAH. - NO, THANK YOU. I DON'T NEED ANYTHING. 383 00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:25,772 - ARE THESE ORCHIDS ? - YES. 384 00:28:25,838 --> 00:28:29,008 THEY'RE HARD TO GROW. I KNOW. I'VE TRIED. 385 00:28:29,075 --> 00:28:32,912 UH-OH. YOU HAVE A SPOT OF SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT. 386 00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:37,283 OUR LAUNDRY DETERGENT IS CONCENTRATED, SO IN JUST ONE-- 387 00:28:37,349 --> 00:28:39,118 HI. HEY. 388 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:41,888 - YOU OFF TO SCHOOL ? - YEP. 389 00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,756 GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING. 390 00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:46,192 - I'M BILL PORTER. - BRAD GUTIERREZ. 391 00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:48,995 - YOU LIVE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD ? - HE RENTS A ROOM FROM ME. 392 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:52,698 GUYS, I NEED YOU TO STEP OUTSIDE. I NEED TO SPRAY IN HERE. 393 00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:58,004 THAT STUFF'S GONNA KILL YOU. THANK YOU. GO OUTSIDE. SMOKE A CIGARETTE. 394 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:06,012 I HATE THAT STUFF. 395 00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:09,215 IT'S FOR BUGS ? YEAH. 396 00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:12,218 HAS HE TRIED PEPPERMINT SOAP ? 397 00:29:13,619 --> 00:29:16,522 I DON'T THINK SO. 398 00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:22,294 [ Knocking ] 399 00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:27,800 WHAT ABOUT THIS ? 400 00:29:32,638 --> 00:29:35,808 YOU SPRAY THAT STUFF-- [ Indistinct ] 401 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:37,944 BYE. [ Indistinct ] 402 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:40,279 I WILL. OKAY. BYE. 403 00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:49,321 ATHENS, MOROCCO, SOMEPLACE ELSE. 404 00:29:49,388 --> 00:29:55,361 IT'S VERY SWEET OF HIM, BUT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ALL BY MYSELF ON A BOAT ? 405 00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:58,931 YOUR SON SOUNDS LIKE A VERY GENEROUS MAN. 406 00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:01,533 I THINK HE FEELS GUILTY. 407 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,635 WHY ? 408 00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:05,737 I NEVER SEE HIM. 409 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,107 THIS IS A BUDDHIST MONK WHO HAS POURED GASOLINE... BUT HE'S BUSY. 410 00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:10,943 ON HIMSELF AND SET HIMSELF ON FIRE. YOU KNOW ? 411 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:13,112 HE JUST-- 412 00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:14,947 OH, MY-- HE'S BURNING TO DEATH. 413 00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:18,584 OH, MY GOD. WHAT IS HE DOING ? OH, DEAR GOD ! 414 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:23,222 - HE'S PROTESTING THE WAR. - BUT WHY DO THEY-- 415 00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:28,327 WHY DO THEY SHOW THAT-- WHY DO THEY PUT THAT ON THE TELEVISION ? 416 00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:31,497 THROW BUDDHIST LEADERS IN JAIL BY THE DOZENS. 417 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:35,101 [ Sniffles ] 418 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:40,306 I MADE SOME ORANGE JUICE. IT'S FRESH SQUEEZED. 419 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:43,609 NO, THANK YOU. I HAVE TO GO. 420 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,912 UH, BILL ? 421 00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:51,283 UM-- [ Sighs ] 422 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:54,954 WHAT IS THAT TONIC THAT I LIKE SO MUCH ? 423 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:58,090 BEEF AND IRON. YES. 424 00:30:58,157 --> 00:31:03,195 COULD YOU ORDER ME SOME OF THAT AND THAT DRAIN CLEANER ? 425 00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:06,165 - YOU'RE OUT OF THAT ? - YES. 426 00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:10,336 OH, AND THE DOG BISCUITS-- THE LARGE SIZE. 427 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:18,077 [ Sizzling ] 428 00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:21,680 MOM ? 429 00:31:21,747 --> 00:31:24,917 MRS. WARREN ? 430 00:31:27,453 --> 00:31:29,555 [ Sizzling ] 431 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,362 [ Sizzling ] 432 00:31:44,303 --> 00:31:46,472 [ Camera Shutter Clicks ] 433 00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:50,509 MAMA ? 434 00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:56,282 YOU SEE ? NOW I HAVE THE PROOF. 435 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:19,338 CAN YOU BRING THOSE SUITCASES IN FOR US ? SURE. 436 00:32:19,405 --> 00:32:21,673 MY GLASSES ? HERE, MOM. 437 00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:27,013 I CAN'T-- HONEY. MY GLASSES ? THEY'RE IN YOUR PURSE. 438 00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:29,148 IT LOOKS REALLY NICE, DOESN'T IT ? 439 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,363 THEY GAVE YOU LOTS OF LINENS. 440 00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:47,366 I'M A BURDEN. 441 00:32:49,101 --> 00:32:50,436 WHAT ? 442 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:56,108 I'M A BURDEN ON YOU. 443 00:32:56,175 --> 00:32:59,145 WELL, NOW WE'RE EVEN. 444 00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,823 [ Bill ] THREE TRAVELING SALESMEN-- 445 00:33:44,890 --> 00:33:48,094 THEY'RE DRIVING THROUGH THE COUNTRY. THEIR CAR BREAKS DOWN. 446 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,928 THEY GO TO THE FARMHOUSE. 447 00:33:49,995 --> 00:33:55,000 THE FARMER SAYS, ''YOU CAN SPEND THE NIGHT, BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE BED.'' 448 00:33:55,067 --> 00:34:00,038 THE NEXT MORNING, THE GUY ON THE RIGHT-HAND SIDE SAID, 449 00:34:00,106 --> 00:34:02,274 ''I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM. 450 00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:06,278 I DREAMED THAT SOMEONE WAS, YOU KNOW, PLAYING WITH ME IN THE NIGHT.'' 451 00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:12,218 THE GUY ON THE LEFT-HAND SIDE SAYS, ''I HAD THE SAME DREAM. SOMEBODY WAS PLAYING WITH ME.'' 452 00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:18,023 THE GUY IN THE MIDDLE SAYS, ''REALLY ? I DREAMED I WAS SKIING.'' 453 00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:21,427 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I LIKE THAT ONE. COME ON. LET ME DO YOUR SHOES. 454 00:34:21,493 --> 00:34:25,531 THAT'S FUNNY. I LIKE THAT. I'M GONNA BE TELLING THAT ONE. 455 00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:29,301 L-3 AND 4, L-4 AND 5, L-5, S-1. 456 00:34:29,368 --> 00:34:32,271 YOU SEE HOW THESE DISKS ARE ALL COMPRESSED ? THAT'S WHAT GIVING YOU THE PAIN. 457 00:34:32,338 --> 00:34:35,040 YOU STILL MAKING YOUR OWN DELIVERIES ? UH-HUH. 458 00:34:35,107 --> 00:34:38,944 - YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO STOP DOIN' THAT. - I GOTTA MAKE THE DELIVERIES. 459 00:34:39,010 --> 00:34:44,683 HIRE SOMEONE. YOU'RE LOOKING AT SPINAL STENOSIS YOU KEEP GOING THE WAY YOU'RE GOING. 460 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:47,586 I WANT YOU TO WEAR A BRACE FOR A FEW WEEKS, 461 00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:51,290 AND I'M WRITING YOU A PRESCRIPTION FOR THE INFLAMMATION. 462 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,961 TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, BILL. 463 00:34:56,027 --> 00:35:01,300 YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF YOUR BACK, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME, YOU WON'T BE WALKIN'. 464 00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:04,703 HOW'S YOUR MOTHER ? SHE'S HANGIN' IN. 465 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:08,674 HOW WAS THE TOMATO SAUCE ? IT WAS REALLY GOOD. 466 00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:11,910 I'M GONNA PUT YOU DOWN FOR SOME MORE. OKAY. 467 00:35:11,977 --> 00:35:15,981 WE ALSO HAVE A TARRAGON DILL DRESSING. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 468 00:35:16,047 --> 00:35:18,784 * [ Instrumental ] 469 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:22,454 YEAH ? HI, I'M HERE TO SEE BILL PORTER. 470 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:26,525 THAT'S ME. YOU'RE HERE ABOUT THE JOB ? UH, YEAH. 471 00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:28,694 COME ON IN. 472 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:34,533 UM, UH, IS THIS DELIVERIES IN A CAR ? 473 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,436 YEAH. COME ON IN. SIT DOWN. 474 00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:39,538 I DON'T WANT TO USE MY CAR FOR TOO MUCH DRIVING. 475 00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:42,574 IT SAID ''MUST HAVE CAR'' IN THE PAPER. 476 00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:48,146 IT JUST, UH, MY CAR, UM-- THIS ISN'T WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. 477 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:55,287 HOW ABOUT SHUTTIN' THE DOOR ? 478 00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:59,791 GOOD MORNING ! GOOD MORNING. 479 00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:03,595 YOU LOOK GOOD. 480 00:36:05,797 --> 00:36:07,666 [ Clears Throat ] 481 00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:14,773 ARKANSAS VERSUS TEXAS. 482 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,676 [ TV Clicking ] 483 00:36:17,743 --> 00:36:22,214 [ Man ] TO THE HALFBACK ON THE RIGHT. IT'S A TOUCHDOWN ! 484 00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:27,619 THIS IS NEW. IT'S GOT EUCALYPTUS. 485 00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:37,095 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 486 00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:39,765 [ Chuckles ] 487 00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:42,568 THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL SPEECH YOU MADE. 488 00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:46,805 [ Laughs ] FUNNY. 489 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:48,674 [ Laughs ] 490 00:36:50,776 --> 00:36:56,214 OH, EARNEST, THAT WAS A WONDERFUL SPEECH. 491 00:36:56,282 --> 00:36:58,850 [ Man On TV Continues, Indistinct ] 492 00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:02,954 [ Sighs ] 493 00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:06,558 WE HAD TO DO A CARDIAC CATHETERIZATION. 494 00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:08,627 THE FULL AMOUNT ? NO. 495 00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:13,632 UH, 400 ? YOU KNOW, BILL, 496 00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:16,101 WITH YOUR CONDITION, YOU COULD COLLECT DISABILITY. 497 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:20,372 - I'M WORKING. - I KNOW, BUT I'M SAYING IF YOU WEREN'T WORKING. 498 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:22,641 BUT I AM WORKING. 499 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:26,177 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE AWARE OF WHAT'S AVAILABLE TO YOU. 500 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:30,349 - I HAVE A JOB ! - I KNOW. 501 00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:33,619 I'M A SALESMAN... FOR WATKINS ! 502 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:36,822 I KNOW YOU ARE. 503 00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:50,736 - OH, BILL. - HI, LARRY. 504 00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:53,772 I THOUGHT YOU WERE, UH-- N-NOBODY'S HERE. 505 00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:56,708 WE DON'T NEED ANYTHING. LARRY, I BORROWED YOUR-- OOPS. 506 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,510 [ Woman Clears Throat ] 507 00:37:58,577 --> 00:38:01,947 UH, HEY, UH, BETWEEN US GUYS, HUH ? 508 00:38:03,849 --> 00:38:05,651 [ Laughs ] 509 00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:13,959 [ Car Approaching ] 510 00:38:19,698 --> 00:38:23,902 OH, BOY. [ Car Door Opens ] 511 00:38:25,671 --> 00:38:27,539 HI, BILL ! 512 00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:34,212 OKAY, HONEY, LET'S GET YOU INTO BED. I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK. 513 00:38:34,279 --> 00:38:37,248 I THREW UP. THE WHOLE CLASS HAS IT. 514 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:42,654 UM, UM, DR. STEWART IS HOME. I CAN TAKE KIMMY THERE. 515 00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:45,290 OH, NO, NO, NO, IT'S NOTHING. IT'S JUST THE STOMACH FLU. 516 00:38:45,357 --> 00:38:47,693 I WOULDN'T MIND. THAT'S OKAY, BILL. 517 00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:52,230 - THANKS. - CHARLOTTE ! 518 00:38:52,297 --> 00:38:56,702 UM-- * [ Introduction On Hi-fi: ''Anyone Who Had A Heart'' ] 519 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:59,805 I THINK I SHOULD TAKE HER. 520 00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:04,309 * 521 00:39:04,376 --> 00:39:06,945 * ANYONE WHO EVER LOVED * 522 00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:09,681 * COULD LOOK AT ME * [ Whispers ] SON OF A-- 523 00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:15,421 * AND KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU * ALL RIGHT, WOULD YOU BRING HER ACROSS THE STREET, WOULD YOU ? 524 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:19,825 KIMMY ? KIMMY, HONEY, YOU GO WITH BILL TO MRS. TURNER'S HOUSE, OKAY ? 525 00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:22,828 WHY ? WELL, BECAUSE-- BECAUSE I-- 526 00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:25,163 I DON'T KNOW, HONEY. JUST GO. I NEED YOU TO GO, OKAY ? 527 00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:27,999 TELL HER I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. * KNOWING I LOVE YOU * 528 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:30,802 * SO * 529 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:33,605 * ANYONE WHO HAD A HEART * 530 00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:36,875 * WOULD TAKE ME IN HIS ARMS * I THREW UP PANCAKES AND BANANAS. 531 00:39:36,942 --> 00:39:39,845 * AND LOVE ME TOO * THAT'S A GOOD COMBINATION. 532 00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:42,548 * YOU COULDN'T REALLY HAVE A HEART * 533 00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:47,385 * AND HURT ME LIKE YOU'VE HURT ME AND BE SO * 534 00:39:47,453 --> 00:39:49,588 * UNTRUE * 535 00:39:49,655 --> 00:39:52,824 * WHAT AM I TO DO * 536 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:56,061 * EVERY TIME YOU GO AWAY * 537 00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:58,597 * I ALWAYS SAY * 538 00:39:58,664 --> 00:40:03,535 * THIS TIME IT'S GOOD-BYE, DEAR * 539 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:07,138 * LOVING YOU THE WAY I DO I'D TAKE YOU BACK * 540 00:40:07,205 --> 00:40:11,977 * WITHOUT YOU I'D DIE, DEAR * 541 00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:13,979 [ Man ] HEY, RALPHY ! 542 00:40:14,045 --> 00:40:16,247 HEY, MAN-- LOOK, PAL ! 543 00:40:16,314 --> 00:40:18,850 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. I DON'T WANT ANYTHING. 544 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:22,120 I'M NEVER GONNA WANT ANYTHING. DON'T COME BACK HERE, ALL RIGHT ? 545 00:40:22,187 --> 00:40:27,125 ALL RIGHT. MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ALL OF US AT WATKINS. 546 00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:34,600 I'M GONNA BRING SOME RAWHIDE SAMPLES FOR CLIFFORD. 547 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:36,735 THEY'RE GOOD FOR WHEN HE'S TEETHING. 548 00:40:36,802 --> 00:40:40,105 GOD DAMN IT ! WELL, THAT HAD FROST BURN. 549 00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:45,944 * ANYONE WHO HAD A HEART WOULD TAKE ME IN HIS ARMS * 550 00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:48,780 WHERE'S BRAD ? BRAD WHO ? I DON'T KNOW ANY BRAD. 551 00:40:48,847 --> 00:40:52,350 LET ME TELL YOU THIS. I'M A GROWN-UP. 552 00:40:52,417 --> 00:40:54,219 I DESERVE TO HAVE AN ADULT RELATIONSHIP. 553 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:57,656 I AM HONEST WITH PEOPLE, AND I DESERVE HONESTY IN RETURN. 554 00:40:57,723 --> 00:41:00,559 IT DOESN'T TERRIFY ME TO HAVE A JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT. 555 00:41:00,626 --> 00:41:03,428 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M ASKING FOR MONOGRAMMED TOWELS. 556 00:41:03,495 --> 00:41:09,334 I TREAT PEOPLE WITH RESPECT, AND I DESERVE NOT TO BE HUMILIATED. 557 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,936 A MATH TEACHER. 558 00:41:11,002 --> 00:41:15,541 A BALD, 50-YEAR-OLD MATH TEACHER. 559 00:41:15,607 --> 00:41:18,176 HOW PATHETIC IS THAT. 560 00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:23,615 FOR TWO CENTS, I'D CALL HIS WIFE. 561 00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:25,416 DOES HE HAVE SOMEPLACE TO GO ? 562 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:31,156 [ Phone Rings ] I DON'T KNOW, AND I DON'T CARE. 563 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:34,560 [ Whimpers ] 564 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:42,367 MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM WATKINS. 565 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:44,670 IT'S GOT A MAGNET ON THE BACK. 566 00:41:44,736 --> 00:41:46,638 IT'LL STICK TO YOUR REFRIGERATOR. 567 00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:49,841 YEAH. THANKS. 568 00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:01,119 [ Clifford Whimpers ] [ Sighs ] 569 00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:12,831 BRAD'S YOUNG. PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES. 570 00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:18,369 YOU TWO GUYS ARE GOOD TOGETHER. 571 00:42:18,436 --> 00:42:20,105 MERRY CHRISTMAS, BILL. 572 00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:25,043 MERRY CHRISTMAS, ALAN. 573 00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:36,888 * CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE * 574 00:42:36,955 --> 00:42:40,892 * JACK FROST NIPPING AT YOUR NOSE * 575 00:42:43,595 --> 00:42:47,065 * YULETIDE CAROLS BEING SUNG * 576 00:42:47,132 --> 00:42:50,135 * BY THE FIRE * THERE YOU GO. 577 00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:52,971 * AND FOLKS DRESSED UP * THANK YOU. 578 00:42:53,038 --> 00:42:56,274 * LIKE ESKIMOS * AND... THIS IS FOR YOU. 579 00:42:56,341 --> 00:42:59,210 * EVERYBODY KNOWS * YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. 580 00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:03,281 * A TURKEY AND SOME MISTLETOE * THANK YOU. 581 00:43:03,348 --> 00:43:09,020 I-- I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. * HELP TO MAKE THE SEASON BRIGHT * 582 00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:10,956 OH ! [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ] 583 00:43:11,022 --> 00:43:14,225 HOW SWEET. THERE'S A MAGNET ON THE BACK. 584 00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:17,395 IT'LL STICK TO YOUR REFRIGERATOR. OH ! 585 00:43:17,462 --> 00:43:20,298 I NEED A CALENDAR. [ Chuckles ] 586 00:43:20,365 --> 00:43:23,401 ARE YOU SURE I CAN'T ASK YOU TO STAY FOR SOME EGGNOG ? 587 00:43:23,468 --> 00:43:26,204 NO, THANKS. 588 00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:28,640 ARE YOU ALL SET FOR CHRISTMAS ? UH-HUH. 589 00:43:28,707 --> 00:43:31,710 HAVE YOU GOT YOUR TURKEY ? TWELVE POUNDS. 590 00:43:31,777 --> 00:43:36,648 FOOD FAIR GIVES THEM TO YOU FOR FREE WHEN YOU BUY $50 WORTH OF GROCERIES. 591 00:43:36,715 --> 00:43:39,751 OH, I'LL HAVE TO DO THAT NEXT TIME. 592 00:43:39,818 --> 00:43:42,688 ARE YOU HAVING YOUR FAMILY OVER ? 593 00:43:42,754 --> 00:43:46,892 NO, NOT REALLY. YOU ? 594 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:49,560 NO, NO, THEY'RE GOING SKIING THIS YEAR. 595 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:52,764 THAT SOUNDS NICE. COLORADO, I THINK. 596 00:43:52,831 --> 00:43:54,733 HMM. HMM. 597 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:59,304 * TO KIDS FROM ONE * 598 00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:01,740 WELL-- * TO 92 * 599 00:44:01,807 --> 00:44:03,709 * ALTHOUGH * 600 00:44:03,775 --> 00:44:06,577 * IT'S BEEN SAID * MERRY CHRISTMAS, BILL. 601 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:09,580 * MANY TIMES * YOU, TOO, MRS. SULLIVAN. 602 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:11,850 * MANY WAYS * 603 00:44:11,917 --> 00:44:15,286 * MERRY * OH, LET ME GET THAT. 604 00:44:15,353 --> 00:44:18,724 * CHRISTMAS * 605 00:44:18,790 --> 00:44:21,392 * TO * 606 00:44:21,459 --> 00:44:23,261 * YOU * 607 00:44:41,579 --> 00:44:43,614 [ Gasps ] OW ! 608 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:46,117 OW. [ Groans ] OW. 609 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:48,519 [ Woman ] OH, LET ME HELP YOU. 610 00:44:48,586 --> 00:44:52,323 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M ALL RIGHT. I'M HERE FOR THE INTERVIEW. 611 00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:54,125 I'M SHELLY SOENTPIET. 612 00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:57,395 - OH, YEAH. - LET ME GET YOUR BAG. 613 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:03,201 JUST PUT IT ON THE TABLE. ARE YOU SURE ? I COULD PUT IT AWAY FOR YOU. 614 00:45:03,268 --> 00:45:06,337 NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 615 00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:09,741 SO, WHAT DO YOU HAVE ? 616 00:45:09,808 --> 00:45:12,277 EXCUSE ME ? YOUR AFFLICTION. 617 00:45:12,343 --> 00:45:14,880 YOUR-- WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT ? 618 00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:18,349 CEREBRAL PALSY. OH. 619 00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:22,520 - HOW DO YOU GET THAT ? - FROM BIRTH. 620 00:45:22,587 --> 00:45:26,057 THE DOCTOR SQUEEZED MY HEAD WITH THE FORCEPS. 621 00:45:27,893 --> 00:45:30,195 - IT'S NOT CATCHING. - [ Laughs ] 622 00:45:30,261 --> 00:45:31,863 [ Laughs ] 623 00:45:31,930 --> 00:45:37,568 SO... WHAT'S THE JOB ? JUST, UM, SHOPPING AND DELIVERIES... 624 00:45:37,635 --> 00:45:40,806 AND GENERAL ASSISTANCE ? YEAH. 625 00:45:43,308 --> 00:45:46,311 YOU'VE GOT A BULB OUT. YOU GOT AN EXTRA BULB ? 626 00:45:46,377 --> 00:45:48,914 UNDER THE SINK. 627 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:54,719 OH, OKAY. SO... LET'S SEE. 628 00:45:54,786 --> 00:45:58,623 UM, I GO TO WESTERN. 629 00:45:58,689 --> 00:46:02,260 OKAY STUDENT. UM, DON'T SMOKE. 630 00:46:02,327 --> 00:46:07,365 DON'T DRINK. DON'T LIKE IT. DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. WE'RE MORMON. 631 00:46:07,432 --> 00:46:10,435 [ Laughs ] 632 00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:14,672 AND CLEARLY I'M GOOD WITH ELECTRONICS. [ Laughs ] 633 00:46:14,739 --> 00:46:16,074 [ Laughs ] 634 00:46:16,141 --> 00:46:18,476 SO, DO I HAVE THE JOB ? 635 00:46:25,716 --> 00:46:29,187 [ Phone Rings ] 636 00:46:31,189 --> 00:46:33,791 [ Ringing Continues ] 637 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:44,269 HELLO ? 638 00:46:46,271 --> 00:46:48,139 YES. 639 00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:58,349 THANK YOU. 640 00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:13,798 ''THE DESERT SHALL REJOICE AND BLOSSOM AS THE ROSE. IT SHALL BLOSSOM ABUNDANTLY... 641 00:47:13,865 --> 00:47:17,635 ''AND REJOICE EVEN WITH JOY AND SINGING. * YOU ARE * 642 00:47:17,702 --> 00:47:20,838 ''THE GLORY OF LEBANON SHALL BE GIVEN UNTO IT, * SO BEAUTIFUL * 643 00:47:20,906 --> 00:47:24,475 ''THE EXCELLENCY OF CARMEL AND SHARON, 644 00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:26,811 ''AND THEY SHALL SEE THE GLORY OF THE LORD... * TO ME * 645 00:47:26,878 --> 00:47:28,880 ''AND THE EXCELLENCY OF OUR GOD. 646 00:47:28,947 --> 00:47:33,151 ''STRENGTHEN YE THE WEAK HANDS AND FIRM THE FEEBLE KNEES. * YOU ARE * 647 00:47:33,218 --> 00:47:36,087 * SO BEAUTIFUL * ''SAY TO THEM THAT ARE OF FEARFUL HEART, 648 00:47:36,154 --> 00:47:38,056 'BE STRONG AND FEAR NOT.''' 649 00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:44,795 * TO ME * 650 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:48,466 * CAN'T YOU SEE * 651 00:47:50,635 --> 00:47:54,872 ALL OF OUR FOOD AND SPICES... * EVERYTHING I HOPED FOR * 652 00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:57,108 ARE 100% ORGANIC. 653 00:47:57,175 --> 00:48:01,012 BUT-- * YOU'RE EVERYTHING I NEED * 654 00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:04,882 MAY I BE COMPLETELY CANDID WITH YOU ? COOL. 655 00:48:04,950 --> 00:48:10,188 I THINK-- * YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL * 656 00:48:10,255 --> 00:48:13,191 I FEEL-- [ Baby Coos ] * TO ME * 657 00:48:17,695 --> 00:48:22,700 * YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL * I FEEL THAT-- 658 00:48:22,767 --> 00:48:26,037 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? 659 00:48:26,104 --> 00:48:30,575 OUR GREATEST VALUE-- * TO ME * 660 00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:36,714 * YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL * I'M SORRY. 661 00:48:36,781 --> 00:48:39,117 I'LL COME BACK ANOTHER TIME. 662 00:48:39,184 --> 00:48:41,619 IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN-- NO ! 663 00:48:41,686 --> 00:48:43,921 * TO ME * 664 00:48:43,989 --> 00:48:49,594 I'M SORRY. * CAN'T YOU SEE * 665 00:48:51,896 --> 00:48:56,434 * YOU'RE EVERYTHING I HOPE FOR * 666 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:02,140 * EVERYTHING I NEED * 667 00:49:09,814 --> 00:49:14,519 * YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL * 668 00:49:16,154 --> 00:49:18,689 * TO ME * 669 00:49:36,674 --> 00:49:39,177 [ Typewriter Keys Clacking ] 670 00:49:40,078 --> 00:49:43,414 [ Door Opens, Closes ] 671 00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:45,483 [ Grunts ] * WHAT I WANT * 672 00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:47,718 GOOD RUN ? YEAH, IT WAS GREAT. 673 00:49:47,785 --> 00:49:51,589 CAN I TAKE A SHOWER HERE ? I NEED TO GO TO CLASS RIGHT AFTER. SURE. 674 00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:56,127 THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING TO YOU ABOUT. THEY MAKE 'EM FOR THE HOME. 675 00:49:56,194 --> 00:49:58,663 IT'S A PERSONAL COMPUTER. 676 00:49:58,729 --> 00:50:01,432 [ Shower Running ] YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING ON IT-- 677 00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:04,302 ALL THE ACCOUNTING, ALL THE BILLING-- 678 00:50:04,369 --> 00:50:06,937 I LIKE MY TYPEWRITER. 679 00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:09,274 IT NEVER BREAKS DOWN. 680 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:12,877 [ Sighs ] I FINALLY FINISHED THAT PAPER. WHAT A BEAR. 681 00:50:12,943 --> 00:50:14,612 GOOD FOR YOU ! 682 00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:19,284 * OOH, OOH, OOH-OOH * * OH, YEAH * 683 00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:23,754 * ON A NIGHT WHEN BAD DREAMS BECOME A SCREAMER * 684 00:50:23,821 --> 00:50:27,024 * WHEN THEY'RE MESSIN' WITH THE DREAMER * 685 00:50:27,092 --> 00:50:30,395 * I CAN LAUGH IT IN THE FACE * 686 00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:32,863 * TWIST AND SHOUT MY WAY OUT * 687 00:50:32,930 --> 00:50:36,067 * AND WRAP YOURSELF AROUND ME * 688 00:50:36,134 --> 00:50:38,069 * 'CAUSE I AIN'T THE WAY YOU FOUND ME * 689 00:50:38,136 --> 00:50:41,038 * AND I'LL NEVER BE THE SAME * 690 00:50:41,106 --> 00:50:43,474 * AH, YEAH WELL, 'CAUSE YOU * 691 00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:47,712 * OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH * * MM-HMM, YOU MAKE MY DREAMS * 692 00:50:47,778 --> 00:50:52,783 HI. HEY, HOW YOU DOIN' ? WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE ? 693 00:50:52,850 --> 00:50:55,853 - UH, OVER THERE. - OKAY. [ Kissing ] 694 00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:58,089 COME HERE, BOY. COME HERE. 695 00:50:58,156 --> 00:51:01,126 HERE YOU GO, BILL. THANKS, BRAD. 696 00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:04,562 CLIFFORD. THAT'S A BOY. 697 00:51:04,629 --> 00:51:06,797 YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE ? 698 00:51:06,864 --> 00:51:08,799 YES, SOME OF THAT DISHWASHING DETERGENT AND-- 699 00:51:08,866 --> 00:51:11,736 - WE HAVE DISHWASHING DETERGENT. - NO, I USED IT UP. 700 00:51:11,802 --> 00:51:14,772 - YEAH, UNDER THE SINK. - ALAN, I USED IT. 701 00:51:14,839 --> 00:51:17,475 IF YOU FIGHT, I'M GONNA SEPARATE YOU. 702 00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:20,077 I'M GONNA PUT YOU DOWN FOR A FOUR-POUND BOX. 703 00:51:20,145 --> 00:51:23,914 - ANYTHING ELSE TO GO ? - YEAH, THOSE GO INTO THE VAN TOO. 704 00:51:23,981 --> 00:51:26,684 - HI, JERRY. - HEY, BILL. 705 00:51:30,955 --> 00:51:35,960 WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY ? IT'S BIZARRE. IT'S SOME KIND OF CANCER. 706 00:51:36,026 --> 00:51:37,762 KAPOSI'S SARCOMA. 707 00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:40,931 SOME SKIN CANCER THAT ONLY REALLY OLD PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO GET. 708 00:51:40,998 --> 00:51:44,769 - HE'LL BE OKAY. - HE'S YOUNG. HE'LL BE FINE. 709 00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:47,104 AH, HERE'S WHAT WE NEED. 710 00:51:47,172 --> 00:51:49,574 SHELLY, TAKE THAT CATALOG AWAY FROM HIM. 711 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,009 - YOU LOVE THIS STUFF. - NO BUYING. 712 00:51:52,076 --> 00:51:54,579 HE'S RIGHT. YOU LOVE THIS STUFF. 713 00:51:56,281 --> 00:51:58,549 [ Laughs ] 714 00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:06,157 THOSE TWO ARE LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE. THEY'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOREVER. 715 00:52:06,224 --> 00:52:08,526 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 716 00:52:08,593 --> 00:52:11,028 YOU MEAN-- 717 00:52:11,095 --> 00:52:12,763 THAT'S NOT RIGHT. THAT'S A SIN. 718 00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:17,101 IF YOU CAN FIND SOMEBODY TO LOVE, I THINK THAT'S A GOOD THING. 719 00:52:17,168 --> 00:52:18,969 WELL, WE DON'T BELIEVE IN IT. 720 00:52:19,036 --> 00:52:21,372 GOD MADE ALL OF US, SHELLY. 721 00:52:21,439 --> 00:52:23,474 HE DOESN'T MAKE MISTAKES. 722 00:52:30,348 --> 00:52:32,650 HOW'S KIMMY ? 723 00:52:32,717 --> 00:52:35,152 OH, SHE'S DOING GOOD. SHE'S GOOD. 724 00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:37,955 HER FATHER'S GOT HER THIS WEEKEND. 725 00:52:38,022 --> 00:52:40,891 LISTEN, BILL. TELL HIM TO PUT A TIMER ON HIS PORCH LIGHT. 726 00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:44,995 I CHASED SOME KIDS OUT OF THERE. HE JUST RATTLES AROUND IN THAT HOUSE. 727 00:52:45,062 --> 00:52:48,199 I DON'T KNOW WHY HE DOESN'T JUST SELL IT. IS HE SEEING ANYONE ? 728 00:52:48,266 --> 00:52:51,869 [ Laughing ] I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW. 729 00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:56,474 I THINK RHONDA'S DEATH WAS REALLY HARD ON BOB. 730 00:52:56,541 --> 00:52:59,644 YEAH, WELL, WE ALL TAKE OUR KNOCKS, DON'T WE ? 731 00:52:59,710 --> 00:53:01,912 LIFE GOES ON. 732 00:53:06,384 --> 00:53:09,287 GEEZ. WHAT'S WITH HER ? 733 00:53:09,354 --> 00:53:13,358 WELL, IT'S KIND OF A LONG STORY, BUT-- 734 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:17,295 YOU SEE THAT TREE ? 735 00:53:21,932 --> 00:53:24,269 ALL RIGHT. I'LL PICK YOU UP AT A QUARTER TO. NO ! 736 00:53:24,335 --> 00:53:27,772 WILL YOU STOP ? I'M GONNA BE HERE AT A QUARTER OF 8:00, AND YOU BETTER BE READY. 737 00:53:27,838 --> 00:53:32,910 I DON'T WANT YOU SPENDING YOUR MONEY. LA-LA-LA. I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 738 00:53:34,612 --> 00:53:38,215 AND I'M PUTTING ON A DRESS, FOR YOUR INFORMATION. 739 00:53:38,283 --> 00:53:40,285 [ Chuckles ] 740 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:46,391 * LOOKIN' FOR SOME HOT STUFF BABY, THIS EVENIN' * 741 00:53:46,457 --> 00:53:50,295 * I NEED SOME HOT STUFF * [ Bill ] I THINK HIS PARENTS ARE VERY-- 742 00:53:50,361 --> 00:53:52,863 OH, THANK YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 743 00:53:52,930 --> 00:53:55,900 * BABY, THIS EVENIN' * OH, WAIT. 744 00:53:55,966 --> 00:54:00,405 * GOTTA HAVE SOME HOT STUFF * MAKES YOUR WISH COME TRUE. 745 00:54:00,471 --> 00:54:02,840 SO MAKE A WISH. 746 00:54:02,907 --> 00:54:04,542 * I NEED HOT STUFF * 747 00:54:07,278 --> 00:54:09,947 * I WANT SOME HOT STUFF * YEA ! 748 00:54:11,282 --> 00:54:14,285 COME HERE, BIRTHDAY BOY. [ Laughs ] 749 00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:17,755 - YOU KNOW WHAT ? - WHAT ? 750 00:54:17,822 --> 00:54:19,990 I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU TONIGHT. WHY ? 751 00:54:20,057 --> 00:54:23,661 YOU HAVEN'T TRIED TO SELL LAUNDRY DETERGENT TO ONE PERSON HERE. 752 00:54:23,728 --> 00:54:26,331 I WAS GONNA HIT 'EM UP ON THE WAY OUT. 753 00:54:31,636 --> 00:54:35,940 * LOOKIN' FOR A LOVER WHO NEEDS ANOTHER * 754 00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:39,176 YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 755 00:54:39,243 --> 00:54:40,311 * WANNA SHARE MY LOVE * 756 00:54:40,378 --> 00:54:42,747 DO YOU KNOW THAT ? 757 00:54:42,813 --> 00:54:46,016 * WANNA BRING A WILD MAN BACK HOME * 758 00:54:46,083 --> 00:54:47,785 * GOTTA HAVE SOME HOT LOVE * 759 00:54:47,852 --> 00:54:52,323 HEY, DON'T GET ALL MUSHY ON ME. 760 00:54:52,390 --> 00:54:54,725 [ Laughs ] YEAH. 761 00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:58,028 - COME ON. - WHERE ? 762 00:54:58,095 --> 00:55:00,665 COME ON. COME ON. * GOTTA HAVE SOME LOVIN' * 763 00:55:00,731 --> 00:55:03,200 [ Shelly ] NO. NO. * GOT TO HAVE SOME LOVE * 764 00:55:03,267 --> 00:55:06,337 * TONIGHT * 765 00:55:06,404 --> 00:55:08,606 * I NEED HOT STUFF * NO, NO, NO, NO. 766 00:55:08,673 --> 00:55:10,975 IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD. I DON'T THINK SO. 767 00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:13,077 YEAH, YEAH. COME ON. 768 00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:15,312 COME ON. COME ON. 769 00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:17,448 UNBUTTON, OKAY ? 770 00:55:17,515 --> 00:55:21,085 * SITTIN' HERE EATIN' MY HEART OUT, WAITIN' * 771 00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:25,089 * WAITIN' FOR SOME LOVER TO COME * [ Laughs ] 772 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:28,993 * DIALED ABOUT A THOUSAND NUMBERS, BABY * 773 00:55:29,059 --> 00:55:32,062 * ALMOST RANG THE PHONE OFF THE WALL * [ Both Laughing ] 774 00:55:32,129 --> 00:55:36,000 * LOOKIN' FOR SOME HOT STUFF BABY, THIS EVENIN' * [ Man ] YEAH ! 775 00:55:36,066 --> 00:55:39,236 * I NEED SOME HOT STUFF BABY, TONIGHT * 776 00:55:39,303 --> 00:55:40,938 JOSEPH SLOAN. 777 00:55:41,005 --> 00:55:43,841 [ Cheering ] 778 00:55:48,879 --> 00:55:51,882 - SHELLY SOENTPIET. - YEA ! 779 00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:57,422 [ Laughing ] 780 00:56:02,092 --> 00:56:04,261 STEPHEN SQUALL. 781 00:56:04,328 --> 00:56:06,664 [ Chattering ] 782 00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:25,215 TOOK ME SIX YEARS, BUT I FINALLY DID IT ! YEA ! 783 00:56:25,282 --> 00:56:28,653 I'M PROUD OF YOU. OH, THANK YOU. 784 00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:31,388 WHERE'S-- I WANTED YOU TO MEET JOHN. 785 00:56:31,456 --> 00:56:33,524 WHO'S JOHN ? HEY, MISSY ! 786 00:56:33,591 --> 00:56:36,126 WE DID IT ! SO LISTEN. YEAH. 787 00:56:36,193 --> 00:56:39,797 MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE RESTAURANT-- OH, WHOA ! 788 00:56:39,864 --> 00:56:42,667 THOUGHT I LOST YOU THERE. HEY. 789 00:56:44,101 --> 00:56:46,036 HI. CONGRATULATIONS. 790 00:56:46,103 --> 00:56:48,405 THANKS. JOHN, THIS IS-- BILL PORTER. 791 00:56:48,473 --> 00:56:53,478 OF COURSE. THE BOSS. IT'S GREAT TO FINALLY MEET YOU. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, JOHN. 792 00:56:53,544 --> 00:56:56,814 - TWO DEGREES. ISN'T HE ANNOYING ? - [ Chuckles ] 793 00:56:58,483 --> 00:57:01,251 YOU KNOW WHAT ? WE SHOULD GO. 794 00:57:01,318 --> 00:57:03,788 - WE'RE GONNA RIDE WITH JOHN'S DAD, RIGHT ? - YEAH. 795 00:57:03,854 --> 00:57:05,856 MY FOLKS WILL TAKE YOU OVER. 796 00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:08,859 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. THANKS FOR COMING. 797 00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:12,029 WE'LL MEET YOU AT THE RESTAURANT. BYE. OKAY. BYE. 798 00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:18,503 THERE THEY ARE. OH ! 799 00:57:21,138 --> 00:57:23,207 [ Chattering ] 800 00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:32,950 EWW ! THIS IS TURNING INTO A SCIENCE PROJECT. 801 00:57:33,017 --> 00:57:35,953 EWW. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WAS. 802 00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:39,690 HAS JOHN DECIDED WHICH OFFERING HE'S GOING TO TAKE ? 803 00:57:39,757 --> 00:57:42,893 - HE'S LEANING TOWARDS BENDIX. - WHERE ARE THEY ? 804 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:46,931 - CHICAGO. - CHICAGO ? 805 00:57:46,997 --> 00:57:50,267 I KNOW. I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT. 806 00:57:50,334 --> 00:57:52,169 WHEN ? I DON'T KNOW. 807 00:57:53,638 --> 00:57:57,141 DAMN IT ! WHAT ? 808 00:57:57,207 --> 00:57:59,644 THE-- THE ''B'' STICKS. 809 00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:02,580 GET RID OF THAT THING. WE SHOULD GET A COMPUTER. 810 00:58:02,647 --> 00:58:05,415 - I CAN'T AFFORD A COMPUTER. - YES, YOU CAN. 811 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:10,821 JOHN CAN GET ONE REAL CHEAP. YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING ON IT. I DON'T LIKE THEM. 812 00:58:10,888 --> 00:58:14,091 WE HAVE ELECTRICITY AND INDOOR PLUMBING NOW, BILL. 813 00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:16,761 WE SHOULD JUST TOSS THAT PIECE OF-- 814 00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:19,697 HEY, I DID THOSE ALREADY. WHAT ? 815 00:58:19,764 --> 00:58:21,966 THE ORDERS, I ALREADY DID THEM. HERE. 816 00:58:22,032 --> 00:58:24,669 - WHY ? - I HAD SOME TIME, SO-- 817 00:58:24,735 --> 00:58:27,437 - I DO THE ORDERS. - I KNOW THAT, BUT-- 818 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:31,642 - I DO THE ORDER FORMS. - BUT IT TAKES YOU SO LONG. I JUST THOUGHT THAT-- 819 00:58:31,709 --> 00:58:35,479 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO THEM ! - ALL RIGHT. 820 00:58:35,546 --> 00:58:38,683 - I HAVE MY OWN WAY ! - ALL RIGHT. 821 00:58:38,749 --> 00:58:42,720 I HAVE TO READ THEM, SO I HAVE TO WRITE THEM. 822 00:58:43,721 --> 00:58:46,256 YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME, SHELLY. 823 00:58:46,323 --> 00:58:49,493 IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HELPING ME, YOU'RE NOT. 824 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,662 I'M SORRY. 825 00:58:51,729 --> 00:58:54,565 IT'S JUST I HAVE A CERTAIN WAY. 826 00:58:54,632 --> 00:58:56,967 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE FORMS. 827 00:59:07,411 --> 00:59:08,979 [ Door Slams ] OH. 828 00:59:10,715 --> 00:59:12,883 [ Door Slams ] 829 00:59:17,454 --> 00:59:19,824 [ Chattering ] 830 00:59:23,327 --> 00:59:26,931 THANKS VERY MUCH. I APPRECIATE IT. HEY, BILL ! 831 00:59:26,997 --> 00:59:30,467 HEY, CHUCK ! CONGRATULATIONS. 832 00:59:30,534 --> 00:59:34,271 THANKS. THANKS VERY MUCH. PETER. PETER. 833 00:59:34,338 --> 00:59:37,341 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET BILL PORTER. PETER SCHAEFER. 834 00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:40,177 NICE TO MEET YOU. PETER'S TAKING OVER FOR ME. 835 00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:44,081 - WELCOME TO WATKINS. - THANK YOU. 836 00:59:44,148 --> 00:59:47,584 - WE'RE GONNA MISS THIS GUY. - HEY, PORTER ! 837 00:59:47,652 --> 00:59:49,754 EXCUSE ME. 838 00:59:51,656 --> 00:59:55,092 GEEZ, WHAT'S HE DO ? HE'S A SALESMAN. 839 00:59:55,159 --> 00:59:57,895 [ Chuckles ] SERIOUSLY ? I AM SERIOUS. 840 00:59:57,962 --> 01:00:01,699 YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO FRIGIDAIRE ? HE'S A SALESMAN. 841 01:00:01,766 --> 01:00:03,668 FOR US ? YEAH. 842 01:00:03,734 --> 01:00:07,437 WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT ? MINE. 843 01:00:07,504 --> 01:00:09,940 [ Laughs ] YOU ARE SO FULL OF-- 844 01:00:11,308 --> 01:00:13,177 [ Sighs ] 845 01:00:13,243 --> 01:00:16,380 YOU GET A DOLLAR A YEAR FOR 5,000 YEARS. [ All Laughing ] 846 01:00:17,748 --> 01:00:19,750 CONGRATULATIONS, CHUCK. 847 01:00:19,817 --> 01:00:22,052 THANKS, TOM. 848 01:00:23,220 --> 01:00:26,290 AND THANKS, EVERYBODY, FOR 43 GREAT YEARS. 849 01:00:26,356 --> 01:00:28,292 THANK YOU. [ Man ] YEAH. 850 01:00:30,527 --> 01:00:35,866 AND, CHUCK, YOU STAY RETIRED. I DON'T WANT TO CATCH YOU OVER AT FULLER. 851 01:00:35,933 --> 01:00:38,936 ONLY IF THEY'D PAY ME TO FLY-FISH. [ Laughing ] 852 01:00:39,003 --> 01:00:41,839 [ Tom Continues, Indistinct ] ...TOPS, LIKE BARDOT. 853 01:00:41,906 --> 01:00:44,141 WELL, I MEAN, MAYBE NOT EXACTLY, RIGHT ? 854 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:47,211 BUT HER LIPS, YOU KNOW ? SO I TAKE THE LID OFF, 855 01:00:47,277 --> 01:00:50,080 AND SHE LEANS OVER THE COUCH TO SMELL THE STUFF. 856 01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:52,883 AND, WHOA, KINDA-- WHEW ! THERE IS ONE PERSON WE RECOGNIZE AS-- 857 01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:55,352 AND I'M STARING AT TWO OF THE MOST EXQUISITE, 858 01:00:55,419 --> 01:00:57,855 PERFECTLY SHAPED, PORCELAIN WHITE TATAS, HUH ? THE 1989... 859 01:00:57,922 --> 01:01:00,791 SHE'S SMELLING THE STUFF, SALESMAN OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO... 860 01:01:00,858 --> 01:01:03,660 AND I SAY TO MYSELF-- BILL PORTER ! 861 01:01:03,728 --> 01:01:05,963 [ Cheering ] 862 01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:08,833 - IT'S YOU ! YOU WON ! - WHAT ? 863 01:01:08,899 --> 01:01:11,535 SALESMAN OF THE YEAR ! GET UP THERE ! WHOO ! 864 01:01:11,601 --> 01:01:14,204 COME ON UP HERE, BILL. 865 01:01:14,271 --> 01:01:16,273 [ Whistling ] 866 01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:18,308 [ Whistling ] 867 01:01:21,145 --> 01:01:23,113 ALL RIGHT. 868 01:01:30,988 --> 01:01:33,690 - CONGRATULATIONS. - THANK YOU. 869 01:01:33,758 --> 01:01:36,360 WE ARE SO PROUD TO HAVE YOU AS A PART OF THIS COMPANY. 870 01:01:36,426 --> 01:01:39,263 THIS PAST YEAR BILL HAD SALES... 871 01:01:39,329 --> 01:01:44,334 OF $42,460. 872 01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:48,472 - [ Cheering, Whistling ] - BILL PORTER, SALESMAN OF THE YEAR. 873 01:01:48,538 --> 01:01:51,175 [ Cheering ] 874 01:01:56,613 --> 01:01:58,482 I LOVE BEING A SALESMAN. 875 01:02:00,117 --> 01:02:02,820 MY FATHER WAS A SALESMAN. 876 01:02:02,887 --> 01:02:05,055 I WISH HE COULD BE HERE. 877 01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:10,828 AND MY MOTHER, WHO TAUGHT ME... 878 01:02:10,895 --> 01:02:13,263 PATIENCE AND PERSISTENCE... 879 01:02:15,165 --> 01:02:18,803 AND WHO WOULD NEVER LET ME BE ASHAMED-- [ Laughs ] 880 01:02:21,238 --> 01:02:24,041 I WISH SHE COULD BE HERE TODAY. 881 01:02:26,911 --> 01:02:29,379 THANK YOU. 882 01:02:34,919 --> 01:02:36,520 BILL ! [ Cheering ] 883 01:02:50,901 --> 01:02:53,003 CONGRATULATIONS. 884 01:02:54,872 --> 01:02:57,975 TAKE IT TO THAT HOUSE OVER THERE, OKAY ? IT'S NOT TOO HEAVY ? 885 01:02:58,042 --> 01:03:01,078 WAIT. HOLD ON. THIS IS MESSED UP. 886 01:03:01,145 --> 01:03:05,049 BILL, YOU LABELED THAT WRONG. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 887 01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:07,551 NO, YOU'VE GOT BOB AT 825 ELM. 888 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:09,753 THAT'S CHARLOTTE'S. NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 889 01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:12,722 - SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH THE BOX ? - TO BOB. 890 01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:14,691 - SHOULD I CHANGE THE LABEL ? - NO. 891 01:03:14,758 --> 01:03:17,661 - BILL-- - COULD SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE TO TAKE THIS BOX ? 892 01:03:17,727 --> 01:03:21,265 PLEASE TAKE IT TO THAT HOUSE. THANK YOU, MICHELLE. 893 01:03:21,331 --> 01:03:23,968 - OKAY. - OKAY, FINE. 894 01:03:24,034 --> 01:03:26,170 IT'S WRONG, BUT FINE. 895 01:03:37,747 --> 01:03:40,517 * HOLDIN' BACK THE YEARS * 896 01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:48,592 * A CHANCE FOR ME TO ESCAPE FROM ALL I KNOW * 897 01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:50,995 * HOLDIN' BACK THE TEARS * [ Doorbell Rings ] 898 01:03:53,430 --> 01:03:57,234 - * THERE'S NOTHING HERE HAS GROWN * - THIS MUST BE YOURS. 899 01:04:00,070 --> 01:04:03,007 BILL GOT THE ADDRESS WRONG. 900 01:04:03,073 --> 01:04:05,209 HMM. * I'VE WASTED ALL MY TEARS * 901 01:04:05,275 --> 01:04:07,945 I'LL JUST LEAVE IT RIGHT HERE. 902 01:04:08,012 --> 01:04:10,881 * WASTED ALL THOSE YEARS * WAIT. 903 01:04:13,984 --> 01:04:19,189 * NOTHING HAD THE CHANCE TO BE GOOD * 904 01:04:19,256 --> 01:04:22,392 * NOTHING EVER COULD, YEAH * IT'S JUST, UH-- IT'S JUST JUNK MAIL, 905 01:04:22,459 --> 01:04:24,694 BUT YOU MIGHT WANT IT OR WHATEVER. 906 01:04:24,761 --> 01:04:28,765 * OH, OH, OH * YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THIS IN THE HOUSE FOR YOU ? 907 01:04:28,832 --> 01:04:31,902 * I'LL KEEP HOLDIN' ON * OKAY. 908 01:04:33,070 --> 01:04:36,573 * I'LL KEEP HOLDIN' ON * 909 01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,842 OH. 910 01:04:38,909 --> 01:04:41,078 I'VE GOT A WALL THERE. 911 01:04:41,145 --> 01:04:46,116 TH-THIS IS BETTER. LARRY-- LARRY TOOK THAT DOWN. 912 01:04:46,183 --> 01:04:51,221 HMM. I SEE YOU GOT THE BARBECUE SAUCE. YEAH. 913 01:04:51,288 --> 01:04:55,325 HAVE YOU TRIED THE LEMON GARLIC ? NO. 914 01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:57,361 IS IT GOOD ? 915 01:04:57,427 --> 01:05:01,131 I DON'T KNOW. BILL SAYS IT IS. 916 01:05:01,198 --> 01:05:06,103 * WASTED ALL OF THOSE YEARS * 917 01:05:06,170 --> 01:05:08,905 PUT IT ON THAT TABLE. 918 01:05:20,084 --> 01:05:22,619 [ Paper Rustling ] 919 01:05:22,686 --> 01:05:24,488 [ Clears Throat ] 920 01:05:26,123 --> 01:05:29,093 - YES ? - I'M LOOKING FOR MRS. SULLIVAN. 921 01:05:29,159 --> 01:05:30,627 ARE YOU A FRIEND OF HERS ? 922 01:05:30,694 --> 01:05:35,966 SHE'S A CUSTOMER. I'M WITH THE WATKINS COMPANY. 923 01:05:36,033 --> 01:05:38,468 I'M HER DAUGHTER-IN-LAW. 924 01:05:38,535 --> 01:05:40,604 GLADYS PASSED AWAY LAST WEEK. 925 01:05:43,373 --> 01:05:46,110 I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS SICK. 926 01:05:46,176 --> 01:05:49,646 - I'M SORRY. - HOW DID SHE DIE ? 927 01:05:49,713 --> 01:05:54,318 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT-- SOME KIND OF REACTION TO THE MEDICATION SHE WAS TAKING. 928 01:05:54,384 --> 01:05:56,120 IT WAS VODKA AND SLEEPING PILLS. 929 01:05:56,186 --> 01:06:01,058 - FRANK, THEY DON'T KNOW THAT. - ARE YOU BILL PARKER ? 930 01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:02,526 BILL PORTER. 931 01:06:03,593 --> 01:06:05,495 COME HERE. I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 932 01:06:07,664 --> 01:06:09,099 SHE TALKED ABOUT YOU... 933 01:06:11,335 --> 01:06:12,369 A LOT. 934 01:06:14,071 --> 01:06:17,974 EVERY YEAR AT CHRISTMAS, NO MATTER WHAT ELSE WE'D GET, WE'D GET... 935 01:06:18,042 --> 01:06:21,978 THE WATKINS SPICE COLLECTION, SOUP BASES, 936 01:06:23,780 --> 01:06:25,682 THE LINIMENT. 937 01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:48,405 DOG BISCUITS. 938 01:06:50,874 --> 01:06:52,609 DAMN DOG DIED YEARS AGO. 939 01:06:53,910 --> 01:06:55,379 EXCUSE ME. 940 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,403 [ Car Horn Honking, Traffic Noise ] 941 01:07:25,642 --> 01:07:29,279 HEY, BILL. WHAT DO YOU THINK ? VERY NICE, RICHARD. 942 01:07:29,346 --> 01:07:33,350 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN DONE MONTHS AGO. YOU GUYS ARE UP ON TWO NOW. 943 01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:37,087 OKAY. YOU GOT A CARD ? YOU NEED A SECURITY CARD. 944 01:07:39,956 --> 01:07:42,092 [ Man ] COULD YOU TAKE YOUR HAT OFF, PLEASE, SIR ? 945 01:07:49,366 --> 01:07:52,669 [ Beeps ] YOU GOTTA DO IT FAST. 946 01:07:52,736 --> 01:07:55,772 [ Beeps ] BINGO. 947 01:07:55,839 --> 01:07:57,407 HAVE A GOOD ONE. 948 01:08:00,477 --> 01:08:03,513 [ People Chattering, Phones Ringing ] 949 01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:10,019 [ Man ] ALLSPICE, RIGHT ? BASIL, BAY LEAVES, CARAWAY-- 950 01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:13,323 PRETTY COOL, HUH ? OH, HELLO, PETER. 951 01:08:13,390 --> 01:08:16,760 WHAT IS THIS ? THIS IS ALL THE 800 NUMBER. 952 01:08:16,826 --> 01:08:20,497 MAKES US DOOR-TO-DOOR GUY LOOK LIKE DINOSAURS. 953 01:08:20,564 --> 01:08:24,033 YOU KNOW EACH OPERATOR'S SELLING 300 TO 500 AN HOUR ? 954 01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:25,935 THEY'RE TAKING ORDERS. THEY AREN'T SELLING. 955 01:08:26,002 --> 01:08:28,972 WHEN YOU CASH A CHECK, GEORGE WASHINGTON LOOKS THE SAME. 956 01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:31,241 YEAH. THERE'S CLARK. 957 01:08:31,308 --> 01:08:32,976 ITALIAN PEPPER, CELERY SEED. WE HAVE CILANTRO. 958 01:08:33,042 --> 01:08:35,345 A LOT OF THE DOOR-TO-DOOR GUYS ARE MOVING OVER. 959 01:08:35,412 --> 01:08:37,581 I'VE NEVER DONE WELL ON THE PHONE. 960 01:08:37,647 --> 01:08:40,817 WOMEN FIND MY VOICE SEXY, AND I THINK IT DISTRACTS THEM. 961 01:08:40,884 --> 01:08:44,454 [ Laughs ] WELL, YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE TO RETIREMENT ANYWAY. 962 01:08:44,521 --> 01:08:49,426 NOT REALLY. WHERE'S THE DOOR-TO-DOOR OFFICE ? 963 01:08:49,493 --> 01:08:52,896 UH, I THINK IT'S DOWN THERE. 964 01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:56,032 THANK YOU ! 965 01:08:56,099 --> 01:08:58,802 * SNOW WHIRLING ROUND THE SKY * 966 01:08:58,868 --> 01:09:02,939 * SIXTY TO SIX ON THE EYE * IS RITA HERE ? 967 01:09:03,006 --> 01:09:05,141 * [ Continues ] 968 01:09:05,209 --> 01:09:07,711 RITA ? UH, I DON'T KNOW RITA. 969 01:09:07,777 --> 01:09:11,481 SHE-- SHE RUNS THE DOOR-TO-DOOR DIVISION. 970 01:09:11,548 --> 01:09:15,185 OH, YEAH, YEAH. UH, SHE'S GONE, I THINK. 971 01:09:15,252 --> 01:09:18,154 WHO TOOK HER PLACE ? 972 01:09:18,222 --> 01:09:20,924 I DON'T KNOW. I WAS JUST TOLD TO ORGANIZE THIS STUFF. 973 01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:24,294 I NEED PRODUCT CARDS FOR THE NEW CATALOG. 974 01:09:24,361 --> 01:09:27,497 OKAY. COOL. NO PROBLEM. 975 01:09:29,366 --> 01:09:32,035 NO, I HAVE THE NEW CATALOG. 976 01:09:32,101 --> 01:09:34,504 I NEED THE PRODUCT CARDS. 977 01:09:34,571 --> 01:09:37,874 OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT ? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS. 978 01:09:37,941 --> 01:09:40,644 BUT THEY'RE PROBABLY HERE SOMEWHERE, SO... 979 01:09:40,710 --> 01:09:44,581 JUST CHECK IN SOME OF THESE BOXES. 980 01:09:44,648 --> 01:09:48,785 * SO I TOLD HIM THERE'S 17 FLOORS AND A JOB ON THE TOP * 981 01:09:48,852 --> 01:09:51,588 * I'M LOOKIN' IN THE MIRROR SEEIN' MY GIRL STOP * 982 01:09:51,655 --> 01:09:53,757 * I THINK YOU GONE TOO FAR * 983 01:09:53,823 --> 01:09:58,262 * YOU DRIVE A FASTER CAR AND HE SAYS * 984 01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:25,855 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 985 01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:37,100 RACE YA. 986 01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:40,236 HEY, NO RUNNING, GUYS ! SLOW DOWN ! 987 01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:45,141 [ Running Footsteps ] HEY ! 988 01:10:45,208 --> 01:10:48,044 - BILL ! - HI ! HI ! 989 01:10:48,111 --> 01:10:49,846 HI, BILL. HI. 990 01:10:49,913 --> 01:10:52,316 EASY, GUYS. OFF THE BED, PLEASE. 991 01:10:52,382 --> 01:10:54,551 NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. WHAT ? GUESS WHAT. 992 01:10:54,618 --> 01:10:56,986 - YOU HAVE TO CLOSE YOUR EYES. - BILL DOES NOT WANT-- 993 01:10:57,053 --> 01:11:00,256 NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. MY EYES ARE CLOSED. 994 01:11:00,324 --> 01:11:01,991 READY ? [ Flatulent Sound ] 995 01:11:02,058 --> 01:11:04,761 [ Laughing ] 996 01:11:04,828 --> 01:11:07,697 SO STUPID. [ Shelly ] OKAY. 997 01:11:07,764 --> 01:11:10,500 - OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. - YOU CAN HAVE IT. IT'S A PRESENT. 998 01:11:10,567 --> 01:11:12,802 I'M SURE BILL WILL CHERISH THAT ALWAYS. 999 01:11:12,869 --> 01:11:15,872 - THANK YOU. - MICHELLE, WILL YOU TAKE 'EM TO THE LOUNGE ? 1000 01:11:15,939 --> 01:11:18,942 GET SOME JUICE OUT OF THE MACHINE. BYE, BILL. 1001 01:11:19,008 --> 01:11:21,144 - BYE ! - BYE ! 1002 01:11:21,210 --> 01:11:23,580 BYE-BYE ! [ Laughing ] 1003 01:11:23,647 --> 01:11:26,850 SO, THEY FINALLY CALLED US BACK. 1004 01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:29,085 THE INSURANCE COMPANY ? YEP. THEY WON'T BUDGE. 1005 01:11:29,152 --> 01:11:31,955 THEY'RE STILL MAINTAINING THAT SOME OF YOUR CONDITION WAS PREEXISTING. 1006 01:11:32,021 --> 01:11:34,057 WE CAN TAKE THEM TO ARBITRATION. I DON'T KNOW. 1007 01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:37,427 THEY'RE DIGGING UP X RAYS FROM TEN YEARS AGO. 1008 01:11:37,494 --> 01:11:39,396 WE'VE GOTTA GO AFTER THE BUS COMPANY. 1009 01:11:39,463 --> 01:11:44,601 - NO, NO, NO ! - WITH THE DEDUCTIBLE, THEY'RE ONLY WILLING TO COVER 22,000. 1010 01:11:44,668 --> 01:11:47,337 - JOHN'S RIGHT. WE HAVE TO-- - IT WAS MY FAULT. 1011 01:11:47,404 --> 01:11:49,873 I WAS CROSSING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BLOCK. 1012 01:11:49,939 --> 01:11:53,076 IT DOESN'T MATTER, BILL. BUSES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HIT PEOPLE. 1013 01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:56,045 - IT WASN'T THEIR FAULT. - PEDESTRIANS HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY. 1014 01:11:56,112 --> 01:11:58,615 - NO ! - OKAY, FINE ! 1015 01:11:58,682 --> 01:12:01,017 THEN YOU OWE THE HOSPITAL $18,000. 1016 01:12:01,084 --> 01:12:06,590 WHICH ACCOUNT DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THAT OUT OF ? AND IT'S NOT OVER. 1017 01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,558 THE INSURANCE COMPANY'S COVERING ABOUT HALF. 1018 01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:10,927 YOU'VE STILL GOT PHYSICAL THERAPY AND HOME CARE. 1019 01:12:10,994 --> 01:12:15,164 YOU'RE LOOKING AT $40,000 TO $50,000. 1020 01:12:15,231 --> 01:12:17,000 I'M GONNA SELL THE HOUSE. 1021 01:12:17,066 --> 01:12:21,738 - WHAT ? - IT'S TOO BIG, AND IT COSTS TOO MUCH TO KEEP UP. 1022 01:12:21,805 --> 01:12:24,474 - WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GO ? - SOMEPLACE SMALLER. 1023 01:12:24,541 --> 01:12:29,212 OKAY. I THINK WE CAN SETTLE WITH THE BUS COMPANY. 1024 01:12:29,278 --> 01:12:33,349 - NO ! - JUST FOR EXPENSES, OUT OF COURT. 1025 01:12:33,417 --> 01:12:35,985 I'M GONNA SELL THE HOUSE. 1026 01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:40,123 IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. [ Flatulent Sound ] 1027 01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:42,426 VERY FUNNY, BILL. 1028 01:12:47,931 --> 01:12:49,733 SORRY. 1029 01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:52,869 [ Sighs ] 1030 01:12:52,936 --> 01:12:55,071 * [ Piano ] 1031 01:12:56,706 --> 01:13:00,744 IT'S THE EQUIVALENT OF EIGHT BOXES. 1032 01:13:00,810 --> 01:13:04,013 IT'S SUPERCONCENTRATED. 1033 01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:07,651 IT COMES OUT TO ABOUT THREE CENTS A LOAD. 1034 01:13:09,118 --> 01:13:13,056 BUT MAY I BE CANDID ? IT'S OUR BEST VALUE. 1035 01:13:14,290 --> 01:13:16,059 UH-HUH. 1036 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:20,497 IT'S MOST EFFECTIVE WHEN USED WITH THE COLORFAST BLEACH... 1037 01:13:20,564 --> 01:13:22,699 AND THE FABRIC SOFTENER. 1038 01:13:22,766 --> 01:13:24,968 THEY'RE DESIGNED TO WORK TOGETHER. 1039 01:13:25,034 --> 01:13:27,170 UH-HUH. 1040 01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:31,975 IS THE FABRIC SOFTENER SCENTED ? I HATE THE SCENTED. 1041 01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:34,243 I DO TOO. 1042 01:13:34,310 --> 01:13:36,212 OURS IS VERY MILD. 1043 01:13:36,279 --> 01:13:40,016 IT'S PRACTICALLY UNSCENTED. 1044 01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:42,719 UH. 1045 01:13:42,786 --> 01:13:46,255 OKAY, WAIT ! WILL YOU WAIT ! 1046 01:13:46,322 --> 01:13:49,759 FALL AND BREAK YOUR NECK, I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR NECK. 1047 01:13:49,826 --> 01:13:53,262 [ Chuckles ] IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE. 1048 01:13:53,329 --> 01:13:55,565 YEAH ? GOOD. I'M GLAD. 1049 01:13:55,632 --> 01:13:58,367 ALL RIGHT. LET ME TAKE YOUR COAT. 1050 01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:00,369 OKAY. LOOK AT THAT. 1051 01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:02,405 DO YOU LIKE IT ? YEAH. 1052 01:14:02,472 --> 01:14:06,009 GOOD. I FIGURED THAT THE COUCH WOULD BE YOUR BASE OF OPERATION. 1053 01:14:06,075 --> 01:14:09,513 BUT IF YOU WANTED SOMEPLACE DIFFERENT, JUST-- NO, THIS IS GOOD. 1054 01:14:09,579 --> 01:14:11,681 OKAY, GOOD. 1055 01:14:11,748 --> 01:14:14,050 I STOCKED YOU UP. 1056 01:14:14,117 --> 01:14:16,219 ARE YOU HUNGRY ? I'M GONNA MAKE SOME SOUP. 1057 01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:19,623 NO. YOU SHOULD GET BACK TO THE KIDS. NO. I'M HUNGRY. 1058 01:14:19,689 --> 01:14:22,859 I'M GONNA MAKE MYSELF SOME SOUP. 1059 01:14:22,926 --> 01:14:26,262 - SHELLY ? - YEAH. 1060 01:14:26,329 --> 01:14:31,334 - I'M GONNA HAVE TO LET YOU GO. - GO ? GO WHERE ? 1061 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:35,271 I CAN'T PAY YOU, AT LEAST UNTIL I GO BACK TO WORK. 1062 01:14:35,338 --> 01:14:38,542 I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT. DON'T START WITH ME, OKAY ? 1063 01:14:38,608 --> 01:14:41,277 - I CAN GET AROUND. - OH, PLEASE. 1064 01:14:41,344 --> 01:14:45,649 WHAT ? I HAVE TO GO TO THE KITCHEN, 1065 01:14:45,715 --> 01:14:50,253 GO TO THE BATHROOM, PRETTY MUCH IN THAT ORDER. 1066 01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:52,922 - I'LL REDUCE MY HOURS. - I CAN'T PAY YOU. 1067 01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:56,025 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO. - NO. NO. 1068 01:14:56,092 --> 01:14:59,028 YOU'RE UNBEARABLE ! ALL RIGHT. 1069 01:14:59,095 --> 01:15:02,198 FINE. I'M NOT YOUR ASSISTANT. I'M YOUR FRIEND. 1070 01:15:02,265 --> 01:15:05,535 AND YOUR FRIEND IS GONNA STOP BY EVERY DAY TO SAY HELLO. 1071 01:15:07,236 --> 01:15:09,973 NOW I'M GONNA MAKE A FRIENDLY BOWL OF SOUP. 1072 01:15:15,478 --> 01:15:19,015 UNDER THE COUCH. WHAT ? 1073 01:15:19,082 --> 01:15:21,618 LOOK UNDER THE COUCH. 1074 01:15:30,159 --> 01:15:32,095 INITIAL HERE. 1075 01:15:36,499 --> 01:15:39,302 AND SIGN HERE. 1076 01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:41,571 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. 1077 01:15:41,638 --> 01:15:45,108 THE MARKET'S BEEN SO FLAT THESE DAYS. I'M VERY HAPPY YOU GOT YOUR PRICE. 1078 01:15:45,174 --> 01:15:48,645 WHY WOULD A CORPORATION WANT THIS HOUSE ? 1079 01:15:48,712 --> 01:15:51,314 INVESTMENT PROPERTY. I THINK IT'S A TAX THING. 1080 01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:55,151 WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE CORPORATION ? THE NAME ISN'T-- 1081 01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:58,187 OH, THAT'S MY FAULT. I GOT THE NAME WRONG. I'LL FILL THAT IN LATER. 1082 01:15:58,254 --> 01:16:02,525 NOW, GOOD NEWS. I'LL BE THE LEASING AGENT ON THIS HOUSE. 1083 01:16:02,592 --> 01:16:05,494 HAVE YOU FOUND A PLACE YET ? NO. 1084 01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:10,566 WELL, I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU COULD LEASE THIS BACK, JUST STAY HERE. 1085 01:16:11,534 --> 01:16:13,637 HOW MUCH WOULD THE RENT BE ? 1086 01:16:13,703 --> 01:16:16,139 WHAT WOULD YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH ? 1087 01:16:27,183 --> 01:16:30,053 [ Bill ] YOU THINK I'M STUPID ? [ Shelly ] DO I THINK ? 1088 01:16:30,119 --> 01:16:33,589 I KNOW YOU'RE STUPID. I DON'T WANT CHARITY. 1089 01:16:33,657 --> 01:16:35,491 IT'S NOT CHARITY. IT'S AN INVESTMENT. 1090 01:16:35,558 --> 01:16:40,029 THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ? WHY ? WHY DO YOU THINK ? 1091 01:16:40,096 --> 01:16:42,732 I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU BUY MY HOUSE. 1092 01:16:42,799 --> 01:16:46,602 WELL, IT'S TOO LATE BECAUSE YOU SIGNED THE PAPERS, SO-- 1093 01:16:48,571 --> 01:16:50,974 BILL, WAIT. WAIT, WAIT. 1094 01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:56,212 YOU DECEIVED ME. YOU TREAT ME LIKE A CHILD. I DO NOT ! 1095 01:16:56,279 --> 01:16:59,515 I TREAT YOU LIKE SOMEONE I CARE ABOUT, 1096 01:16:59,582 --> 01:17:01,484 SOMEONE WHO'S IMPORTANT TO ME. 1097 01:17:01,550 --> 01:17:03,552 YOU'RE PART OF MY FAMILY. 1098 01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:07,490 NO, SHELLY. YOU HAVE A FAMILY. 1099 01:17:07,556 --> 01:17:11,527 I HIRED YOU, AND YOU TREAT ME WITH DISRESPECT. 1100 01:17:11,594 --> 01:17:14,030 YOU TREAT ME LIKE A CRIPPLE. 1101 01:17:14,097 --> 01:17:18,167 YOU ARE A CRIPPLE ! AN EMOTIONAL CRIPPLE. 1102 01:17:18,234 --> 01:17:20,269 NORMAL PEOPLE HELP EACH OTHER ! 1103 01:17:20,336 --> 01:17:23,006 YOU'RE SO HUNG UP ON YOUR INDEPENDENCE ! 1104 01:17:23,072 --> 01:17:26,209 ''I DON'T NEED ANYBODY.'' YEAH, LIKE THAT'S NORMAL ? 1105 01:17:26,275 --> 01:17:30,079 THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU NORMAL. THAT MAKES YOU A FREAK ! 1106 01:17:30,146 --> 01:17:33,116 YOU DON'T WANT OUR HELP ? FINE ! 1107 01:17:33,182 --> 01:17:37,086 THEN BE OUT OF THE HOUSE IN 30 DAYS. 1108 01:17:42,892 --> 01:17:46,830 DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU A CAB ? 1109 01:17:46,896 --> 01:17:50,767 I'M CALLING YOU A CAB ! GOD ! 1110 01:17:59,508 --> 01:18:02,779 [ Crossing Bell Ringing, Train Whistle Blowing ] 1111 01:18:07,116 --> 01:18:08,918 [ Grunts ] 1112 01:18:19,796 --> 01:18:22,398 [ Chattering ] 1113 01:18:22,465 --> 01:18:25,668 [ Man ] WHATEVER YOU WANNA DO. THAT'S GREAT. ALL RIGHT. 1114 01:18:25,735 --> 01:18:28,404 GOOD. GOOD. 1115 01:18:28,471 --> 01:18:31,975 YEAH, I THINK THAT'LL BE POSSIBLE. MM-HMM. ALL RIGHT. 1116 01:18:33,877 --> 01:18:36,712 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. [ Beeps ] 1117 01:18:40,483 --> 01:18:43,386 [ Woman ] THE WHOLE INTERNET RIGHT AT MY FINGERTIPS. 1118 01:18:43,452 --> 01:18:47,490 [ Man ] IT'S LIKE THE NEWS HAS BRIGHTENED. 1119 01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:50,659 [ Man ] I'VE GOT IT NOW. I CAN STAY CLOSER TO MY FAMILY. 1120 01:18:50,726 --> 01:18:53,662 YOU'VE GOT MAIL. AMERICA ONLINE. EASY TO USE. 1121 01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:58,467 [ Man ] FRIENDLY MENUS. [ Woman ] PUT IN THE DISK, CLICK, YOU'RE ON-LINE. 1122 01:18:58,534 --> 01:19:01,637 YOU FINISHED, HON ? COULD BE. 1123 01:19:01,704 --> 01:19:04,407 ANYTHING ELSE ? NO, JUST THE CHECK. 1124 01:19:06,876 --> 01:19:10,046 YOU A SALESMAN ? NO, I'M A DINOSAUR. 1125 01:19:10,113 --> 01:19:13,549 YOU'RE A DANCER ? YEAH. [ Laughing ] 1126 01:19:13,616 --> 01:19:16,452 I'M A DANCER. DISCO MOSTLY. 1127 01:19:16,519 --> 01:19:19,288 [ Laughs ] WELL, YOU GO, BOY. [ Laughs ] 1128 01:19:45,614 --> 01:19:48,885 [ Man ] WATKINS. CAN I HELP YOU ? [ Operators Chattering ] 1129 01:20:17,446 --> 01:20:19,315 [ Knock At Door ] 1130 01:20:30,860 --> 01:20:32,528 - HEY. HI. SORRY. - OH. 1131 01:20:32,595 --> 01:20:35,431 I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH APARTMENT-- YOU'RE BILL PORTER, RIGHT ? 1132 01:20:35,498 --> 01:20:39,235 - YEAH. - HI. I'M JOEY WALLACE, PORTLAND DAILY NEWS. 1133 01:20:39,302 --> 01:20:41,938 - HI. - SORRY I SCARED YOU THERE. I GUESS WE'RE EVEN. 1134 01:20:42,005 --> 01:20:45,374 - HOW DO YOU MEAN ? - YOU SCARED ME WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, REMEMBER ? 1135 01:20:45,441 --> 01:20:48,477 - UM-- - YOU HAD THAT HAND PUPPET-- KYLE PYLE. 1136 01:20:48,544 --> 01:20:51,414 WALLACE. 362 CHESTNUT. 1137 01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:54,884 [ Chuckles ] YOU'VE GOT AN AMAZING MEMORY. THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE. 1138 01:20:54,951 --> 01:20:57,586 - MAY I-- - NO, I-- I HAVE TO GO. 1139 01:20:57,653 --> 01:21:02,625 I'LL GET TO THE POINT, THEN. I WANT TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT A DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN, 1140 01:21:02,691 --> 01:21:04,593 UH, LAST OF A DYING-- 1141 01:21:04,660 --> 01:21:06,595 UM, THE LOSS OF A TRADITION. 1142 01:21:06,662 --> 01:21:10,533 - NO. - IT WOULDN'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE JUST ABOUT YOU. 1143 01:21:10,599 --> 01:21:14,003 - THANK YOU, BUT NO. - TAKE MY CARD, THEN ? IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND-- 1144 01:21:14,070 --> 01:21:19,575 I GUESS THIS IS WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO PLANT MY FOOT TO KEEP YOU FROM CLOSING THE DOOR. 1145 01:21:19,642 --> 01:21:22,511 DON'T DO THAT. THAT NEVER WORKS. I HAVE TO GO. 1146 01:21:22,578 --> 01:21:26,049 THAT'S THE KIND OF THING I THOUGHT WE COULD TALK ABOUT. 1147 01:21:28,817 --> 01:21:30,954 [ Spectators Shouting ] 1148 01:21:34,857 --> 01:21:37,026 [ Car Door Closes ] 1149 01:21:39,695 --> 01:21:41,497 [ TV: Bell Rings ] 1150 01:21:45,768 --> 01:21:47,303 [ Knocking ] 1151 01:21:54,443 --> 01:21:57,080 HI. 1152 01:21:57,146 --> 01:21:59,448 CAN I COME IN ? 1153 01:22:03,386 --> 01:22:06,389 HMM, NICE. I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE. 1154 01:22:06,455 --> 01:22:10,226 VERY FUNNY, SHELLY. WHAT DO YOU WANT ? 1155 01:22:10,293 --> 01:22:14,463 THERE WERE THREE BOXES THAT WERE NEVER DELIVERED. WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THEM ? 1156 01:22:14,530 --> 01:22:17,900 CAN YOU DELIVER THEM FOR ME ? OH ! 1157 01:22:17,967 --> 01:22:20,436 - YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU ? - I'LL PAY YOU. 1158 01:22:20,503 --> 01:22:24,573 [ Scoffs ] OH, I SEE. SO THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. 1159 01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:27,210 FORGET IT. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT MYSELF. 1160 01:22:27,276 --> 01:22:30,546 SHUT UP ! OF COURSE I'LL DELIVER THE BOXES. 1161 01:22:30,613 --> 01:22:34,550 - I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT, I SAID. - FINE. 1162 01:22:34,617 --> 01:22:38,521 FINE. THEY'RE IN MY CAR. I'LL LEAVE 'EM BY THE FRONT DOOR. 1163 01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:44,260 SO YOU QUIT YOUR JOB, HUH ? 1164 01:22:49,865 --> 01:22:53,602 - YOU'RE A CELEBRITY. - I SAID NO. I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO WRITE THAT. 1165 01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:03,246 LISTEN, BILL. I-- 1166 01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:06,915 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT, YOU KNOW, THE FIGHT WE HAD... 1167 01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:10,019 AND, UM, MAYBE I SAID SOME... 1168 01:23:11,087 --> 01:23:12,321 THINGS THAT-- 1169 01:23:14,723 --> 01:23:18,394 AND THEN YOU GO AND QUIT YOUR JOB, AND I THOUGHT-- 1170 01:23:18,461 --> 01:23:22,465 NO, NO, NO. WE BOTH SAID THINGS. 1171 01:23:24,967 --> 01:23:27,070 [ Sighs ] AND THE JOB-- 1172 01:23:28,571 --> 01:23:30,773 IT WAS TIME. 1173 01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:34,977 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ? - I'M GONNA TAKE UP KICKBOXING. 1174 01:23:35,044 --> 01:23:38,081 [ Chuckles ] 1175 01:23:44,253 --> 01:23:48,524 IT'S A NICE ARTICLE. YOU SHOULD READ IT. 1176 01:23:59,968 --> 01:24:02,105 [ Door Closes ] 1177 01:24:19,288 --> 01:24:23,559 [ Joey Wallace ] ''I NEVER REALLY TOOK NOTICE UNTIL HE WASN'T THERE ANYMORE, 1178 01:24:23,626 --> 01:24:26,729 ''THIS ODD MAN WITH THE FUNNY WALK... 1179 01:24:26,795 --> 01:24:30,166 ''AND THE BRIEFCASE AND HIS HAT SET JUST SO. 1180 01:24:31,434 --> 01:24:34,737 ONE DAY HE JUST STOPPED COMING.'' 1181 01:24:34,803 --> 01:24:37,473 THESE DAMN CHILBLAINS ARE KILLING ME. 1182 01:24:37,540 --> 01:24:41,344 MY HANDS ARE SO DRY. I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING. 1183 01:24:44,447 --> 01:24:47,383 [ Joey Wallace ] ''HE WAS A THREAD, 1184 01:24:47,450 --> 01:24:49,418 ''AN INVISIBLE THREAD IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD... 1185 01:24:52,121 --> 01:24:56,425 ''WHICH TIED US TOGETHER, BRINGING US NEWS-- 1186 01:24:56,492 --> 01:24:58,594 ''WHO DIED, 1187 01:25:02,165 --> 01:25:05,000 ''WHO MOVED AWAY, 1188 01:25:05,067 --> 01:25:07,536 ''WHO JUST GOT MARRIED. 1189 01:25:13,842 --> 01:25:17,546 ''HE'S A DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN FOR THE WATKINS COMPANY... 1190 01:25:17,613 --> 01:25:20,216 WHOM MANY CONSIDERED UNEMPLOYABLE.'' 1191 01:25:22,885 --> 01:25:25,754 MR. PORTER, THAT WAS A WONDERFUL ARTICLE IN THE PAPER. 1192 01:25:25,821 --> 01:25:28,191 I DIDN'T WANT THAT. [ Phone Ringing ] 1193 01:25:30,559 --> 01:25:32,695 IS PETER IN ? OH, HI, BILL. 1194 01:25:32,761 --> 01:25:36,432 THAT WAS A GREAT ARTICLE IN THE PAPER. I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO WRITE THAT. 1195 01:25:36,499 --> 01:25:39,502 - HEY, BILL. HOW YOU DOIN' ? - CAN I TALK TO YOU ? 1196 01:25:39,568 --> 01:25:41,970 WELL, I WAS JUST HEADING OUT. WHAT'S UP ? 1197 01:25:42,037 --> 01:25:47,075 I WANT MY TERRITORY BACK. WE'VE SHUT THAT DEPARTMENT DOWN. THERE IS NO MORE DOOR-TO-DOOR. 1198 01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:50,846 I DON'T NEED A DEPARTMENT. ALL I NEED IS-- 1199 01:25:50,913 --> 01:25:55,584 BILL, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. YOU HAD AN AMAZING RUN. IT'S OVER. 1200 01:25:55,651 --> 01:25:58,354 RETIRE. GO FISHING. ENJOY YOURSELF. 1201 01:25:58,421 --> 01:26:00,556 I DON'T WANT TO GO FISHING. 1202 01:26:00,623 --> 01:26:02,725 I WANT TO WORK. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING YOU CAN DO. 1203 01:26:02,791 --> 01:26:04,960 HAVE YOU CHECKED WITH THE EMPLOYMENT OFFICE ? 1204 01:26:05,027 --> 01:26:08,764 CARLA, I'M GOING TO BE GONE UNTIL 2:30. IF STICKLEY CALLS-- PETER. 1205 01:26:08,831 --> 01:26:12,268 - DON'T RUN OFF. I NEED TWO MINUTES. - GREAT SEEING YOU, BILL. 1206 01:26:12,335 --> 01:26:14,637 BEST OF LUCK TO YA. 1207 01:26:14,703 --> 01:26:18,741 - WONDERFUL PIECE IN THE PAPER, BILL. - HM. 1208 01:26:18,807 --> 01:26:21,777 I'D LIKE TO PUT A COPY OF IT IN THE SHAREHOLDERS REPORT. 1209 01:26:24,247 --> 01:26:26,815 EITHER WAY, I WASN'T GOING FISHING. 1210 01:26:27,950 --> 01:26:31,254 WHAT PIECE IN THE PAPER ? 1211 01:26:54,610 --> 01:26:56,445 BILL. 1212 01:26:57,713 --> 01:27:00,283 BILL ? BILL ! 1213 01:27:03,151 --> 01:27:04,887 BILL PORTER ! 1214 01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:10,993 GET OFF THE BUS. GET OFF. 1215 01:27:18,100 --> 01:27:21,970 [ Bill Narrating ] A SALESMAN DRIVES DOWN A DARK COUNTRY ROAD... 1216 01:27:22,037 --> 01:27:24,740 COMPLETELY LOST. 1217 01:27:24,807 --> 01:27:28,344 AFTER A TIME, HE RUNS OUT OF GAS. 1218 01:27:28,411 --> 01:27:32,348 LUCKILY, THERE'S A FARMHOUSE JUST DOWN THE ROAD. 1219 01:27:32,415 --> 01:27:36,652 HE GOES TO THE FARMHOUSE AND KNOCKS ON THE DOOR. 1220 01:27:38,287 --> 01:27:43,359 THE FARMER'S WIFE COMES TO THE DOOR AND SAYS, ''CAN I HELP YOU ?'' 1221 01:27:46,194 --> 01:27:48,631 ''YES,'' HE SAYS. ''YOU CAN. 1222 01:27:53,736 --> 01:27:57,573 I'VE RUN OUT OF GAS, AND I'VE LOST MY WAY.'' 1223 01:28:01,076 --> 01:28:03,011 I'LL BET YOU ANYTHING... 1224 01:28:03,078 --> 01:28:05,748 'CAUSE THE CREAM YOU'VE BEEN USING HAS AN ALCOHOL BASE-- 1225 01:28:05,814 --> 01:28:09,251 [ Bill Narrating ] AND SHE SAYS, ''YOU CAN SPEND THE NIGHT. 1226 01:28:09,318 --> 01:28:13,422 PUT SOME OF THIS ON YOUR FINGERS. TELL ME IF YOUR WIFE WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS. 1227 01:28:13,489 --> 01:28:16,592 [ Bill Narrating ] ''BUT I DON'T HAVE A DAUGHTER, 1228 01:28:16,659 --> 01:28:18,961 [ Chattering ] BUT HE DOESN'T COOK. 1229 01:28:19,027 --> 01:28:23,098 ''AND YOU'LL HAVE A NICE ROOM ALL TO YOURSELF. 1230 01:28:23,165 --> 01:28:24,767 [ Laughing ] 1231 01:28:24,833 --> 01:28:29,037 ''WE DON'T HAVE ANY FARM ANIMALS. 1232 01:28:29,104 --> 01:28:33,509 ALL RIGHT, BOB. I'M GONNA BRING YOU SOME OF THE SAMPLES NEXT WEEK. 1233 01:28:33,576 --> 01:28:35,978 OH, THAT'S FINE, BILL, BUT NO PROMISES. 1234 01:28:36,044 --> 01:28:39,114 AND MY HUSBAND AND I ARE HAPPILY MARRIED.'' 1235 01:28:39,181 --> 01:28:42,518 A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 1236 01:28:42,585 --> 01:28:44,953 HAVE A GOOD ONE, BILL. 1237 01:28:48,524 --> 01:28:51,927 THE SALESMAN LOOKS AROUND CONFUSED, 1238 01:28:51,994 --> 01:28:56,031 AND THEN HE TURNS BACK TO THE FARMER'S WIFE AND SAYS, 1239 01:28:56,098 --> 01:29:01,203 ''OH, GOSH, I MUST BE IN THE WRONG JOKE.'' 1240 01:29:01,269 --> 01:29:03,839 [ Bill Chuckling ] 90942

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