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I'm coming!
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It's about time!
Are you Mr. Arturo?
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In my underpants.
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It's leaking.
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Another washing machine?
They've already given us 8.
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I only deliver packages.
Your signature.
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- Can I change it?
- No.
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- Here it is.
- Thank you.
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The pen.
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Are you afraid I'll steal it?
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Look here. All wet.
It's already soaked.
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Let's see the label.
It's so small.
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And you? Who sent you?
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You were the one leaking!
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- Let's see who is so original.
- Arturo.
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- Wolmer!
- You're still like this?
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- I've been downstairs 2 hours.
- Meanwhile, take your hat off.
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Better if you put it back on.
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Ice-cream man,
did you give me this dog?
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- What dog? No. He's cute. Yours?
- Seems like it.
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- Who gave it to you?
- Let's see.
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I don't think we'll ever know.
Poor thing! You must be thirsty.
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Hurry, I'm in a rush.
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- You've slept until now?
- Oh, no! I dreamed, nightmares.
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- Remember the blond at the club?
- The Mokambo?
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Yes. Instead of getting married
I was in bed with her.
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- Is there a meaning?
- I don't know.
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The day before marrying
I dreamed of my wife.
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- In bed?
- Yes. With another guy.
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A premonition dream?
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A mathematical certainty.
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Wolmer, you realize my life will
drastically change as of tomorrow?
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- Arturo becomes a gentleman.
- You, a gentleman?
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I am agitated.
Look at all I must do today.
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How did Casiraghi do it?
I think he drugged himself.
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Pick up clothes, rings, church
rehearsal and there's Simona.
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- Remember Simona?
- Pistachio, vanilla and strawberry.
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- I met her at your ice-cream shop.
- You ordered some liquor.
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I don't know how to tell her I'm
marrying. I'll have to invite her.
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My wife is jealous and doesn't
want me to. She said, "Not Simona".
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Marriages don't end
because of an extra wedding guest.
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Look at mine.
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It began having problems when my wife
invited an extra guest in bed.
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He wasn't the only one!
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Excuse me.
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- Are you pissed off?
- No.
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- You're leaving?
- You have to get the car back.
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- See you this evening, on time.
- I've a lot to do.
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- I'm busy with the shop too.
- I can't do it all myself.
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When you marry, you become two,
and that's the problem.
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Excuse me.
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You show up now, you animal?
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- I am not your employee.
- You're almost my son-in-law.
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How much does
a son-in-law earn a month?
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Relax! Don't count your
chickens before they're hatched.
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- My daughter hasn't said "yes" yet.
- She did.
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- Excuse me?
- No, nothing.
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You wanted to go
on a honeymoon with that?
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- Why?
- Only the stereo worked!
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- And the reclining seats!
- They were reclining.
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- What do you mean?
- I...
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I had them welded.
Now they're fixed.
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Reclining seats
are a bachelor's stuff.
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It is a marvel again.
The dump is all fixed up.
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Aside from the dump...
Excuse me.
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- Did you give me this dog?
- No, why?
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- He growls at me.
- He's right.
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Mr. Gastone, relax.
A little enthusiasm.
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After all, I'm a good guy.
As of tomorrow we'll be a family.
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- No, related.
- You'll be my children's granddad.
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You think I should be relaxed?
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Take a look at the windshield,
please.
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- What is this?
- It's the bill.
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- What? But we're related.
- Let's make one thing clear.
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We'll always have
separation of assets. Is that clear?
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700,000? Rather than a honeymoon,
it's a golden anniversary!
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- Do I get a discount if I say "Dad"?
- No, I'll add the VAT.
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I've already got a banquet
of 150 guests on my back,
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of which 43 are yours. Clear?
- I hope it's not hereditary.
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- What?
- Such a back.
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Oh, please!
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My guests aren't 43. Uncle Igino
feels better. He may come.
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That's 44, like a Magnum.
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Dirty Harry! I already have
an organ player and 4 violinists.
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I've a priest with 4 altar boys,
decorations, flowers and carpet.
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I went past my budget.
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Remember, we have
a very important appointment.
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- Don't do as usual. OK?
- Say hi to Granddad.
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Mr. Gastone, don't worry.
I'll be there, on time.
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I'll do everything,
faithfully respecting tradition.
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One thing. We already discussed it.
No figurines on the cake.
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I put up with a lot. A daughter
falling in love with an idiot,
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a wife called Nives, Milan in
B series, and even Uncle Igino.
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But no figurines on the cake?
I'll put them this tall! This tall!
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Is there a strike today?
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What is it?
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- Cheers for the groom.
- Congratulations!
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Cheers for the groom!
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Is someone getting married?
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A traitor. As of tomorrow,
he's joining the enemy.
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- Arturo, you betrayed us all.
- I hope he cheats on his wife!
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Excluded! It's nice to know
I can always count on you.
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- Always.
- Again.
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- A nice healthy work environment!
- I still need it.
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- Cheers!
- Cheers to the spouse!
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Girls, get to work! I need money.
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Madam, if you must buy, do so.
As of tomorrow, I've a family.
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Roland, do you mind if I take
some cash from the register?
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If I go by the bank,
I must invite the employees.
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I already upset my father-in-law
with Uncle Igino.
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- Ok, Judas.
- Enough of this traitor thing!
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You never betrayed, right?
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Me?
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Campobasso, Campobasso, fuck off!
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We're staying! We're staying,
we're staying in C series!
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We're staying, we're staying
in C series! We're staying...
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But... the stadium tickets!
Who has them?
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I do. They're in my jacket.
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- Better if each keeps his own.
- You don't trust me? Suck!
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- Mantova!
- Mantova!
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Excuse me.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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- Italian?
- Cape Verde.
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I'm for the white and red team.
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You're white and red too
You're for the Mantova team too?
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- No, Liverpool.
- A tiny difference.
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- You're already getting off?
- Yes, next stop, Serra Capriola.
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Liverpool is playing
with Serra Capriola?
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- You need help?
- Please.
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I've serious intentions.
Stop a minute, I may marry you.
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I didn't do it!
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- You're Concezione from Cape Verde?
- Yes.
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I'm Scortichini Artemio, my mother,
my children, my son-in-law.
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- The Bradford family.
- Who is this young man?
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- Two. White and red.
- Mantova.
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- Who's the pretty brunette?
- My girlfriend.
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- What? She's coming to work here.
- What?
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- You have a maid now?
- We can't? Mind your own business.
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Concezione, you're a slave,
but I'll free you with my love.
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- When will I see you?
- Thursdays from 4 to 9 p.m.
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Come. Know how to make
"strozzapreti" with pork ribs?
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- They are so good.
- We'll burn your pig fields.
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You had better leave.
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Get in, dear.
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- Conductor, the train to Campobasso?
- It left.
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Oh, my gosh! The tickets!
When is the next one?
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Tonight, but going the other way.
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I must stay 10 hours
to Serra Capriola?
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Take a walk in town. There's
the Agricultural Equipment Museum.
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What fun!
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If there was different equipment...
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Hi!
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Hi!
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- I saw you and got off the train.
- And now you missed it.
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- I don't care.
- I don't believe it.
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I'm a fan.
I was going to Campobasso.
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We're playing our stay
in C series. You don't believe it?
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I'll show you the tickets. Look.
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- Wow! You're a fan or scalper?
- I am crazy about you.
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We can even get married now.
A station master is a public officer.
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Erminia, he's already got
a girlfriend, a black woman.
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- No, she was just a fling.
- You wanted to make a fool of me?
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I'll jab the shears up your ass
and send you flying to Campobasso!
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Here, Campobasso.
The teams are still even.
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Just before the start
brawls broke out at the gates.
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They were immediately calmed down
by the police force.
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Seven Mantova ultras were arrested.
They wanted to break down the gates.
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They are my friends.
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They used clubs.
One person was hospitalized
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with a head injury.
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I am ruined.
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- When is the train for Melbourne?
- What?
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Twenty-nine stitches.
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One more point on the ranking,
and we stayed in C series.
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- Great times!
- We're not doing well now?
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We never had money
for the stadium. Now we can buy it.
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Thank you, jeans!
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- You solved the problem of Simona?
- Forget it.
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- Your wife doesn't want her?
- Simona doesn't know I'm marrying.
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When she got married,
did she invite you?
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Sure, but I didn't go.
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- You were very respectful.
- I didn't wake up at all.
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While celebrating,
did some genius have the idea
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of giving me a dog?
- No.
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No? Sooner or later
I'll find that genius!
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Yes?
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- Hi, Simona.
- Arturo!
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I came because
I must tell you something.
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I'm a disaster.
You should have called me.
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- I wouldn't say so!
- I am alone. Come in.
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- Tomorrow...
- I'll straighten up.
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Arturo, I'm coming.
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Well?
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- How do I look?
- How do you look?
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You look!
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Arturo.
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Why did we break up?
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Besides the dress
he wanted to buy the filling.
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It's not for sale.
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No. It's part of
our company's capital.
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Without it, we'd be ruined.
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Shall we eat something
here in Verona?
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We've no time. There's a fashion
show at "The Bride's House".
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Right.
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White looks good on me, huh?
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Simona, we've been together
for almost two years.
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- We must talk about marriage.
- Let's talk about it, love.
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I am against it.
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I never saw her since that day.
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If I could go back,
I wouldn't marry ever again.
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- Aren't you happy?
- Did you see where I live?
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- It's nice here.
- Did you read the sign?
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"You are entering a fraction
of Bussolengo." I live in a fraction!
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- You have a fraction man.
- We have only one traffic light.
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- At least there isn't much traffic.
- No. Marrying is suicide.
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People should be like you.
Believe in love and never marry.
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Never. Well, not never.
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At a certain point, you may want
to have a family. Me too...
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- Look at my family!
- Did you run into the traffic light?
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No, into my husband.
It's our only physical contact.
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Nice! What does it mean?
All marriages have their bad moments.
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You know why marriages end?
At a certain point one looks at
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the other with the tragic sensation
that it could last a lifetime.
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Why are you here?
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- Does it hurt?
- Yes, very much.
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- Will you kiss where it hurts?
- How black!
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I feel like I'm kissing Diana Ross.
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Did he hit you here too?
It's all swollen.
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Did you marry Boom Boom Mancini?
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Did he hit you under the belt too?
It's against the rules.
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I disqualified him for life.
233
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:40,208
Simona, how many times
did you see "The Key"?
234
00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:43,958
Not even once.
The pig didn't take me.
235
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:47,291
I'll give you a preview
of another movie.
236
00:21:47,541 --> 00:21:51,333
Two years have gone by,
but Arturo's fever is still high!
237
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,166
What are you doing tomorrow?
238
00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:03,833
Tomorrow... Let me think.
239
00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:06,625
Tomorrow I've a full day.
240
00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:11,500
Now that we're together again,
I can't live without you.
241
00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:14,750
I must tell you something.
242
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:18,625
- Don't tell me anything. I know.
- Know what?
243
00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:22,166
- I won't ask you to marry me.
- It's not that.
244
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,666
I don't want to make
the same mistake.
245
00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:31,458
- Who is it?
- It's him.
246
00:22:31,666 --> 00:22:35,666
You had me discover
a good point in marriage.
247
00:22:35,875 --> 00:22:40,833
Finally. We must be objective
on marriage sometimes.
248
00:22:41,041 --> 00:22:45,083
One thing pays you back.
Cheating on your husband.
249
00:22:52,625 --> 00:22:54,500
Simona, prepare my bath!
250
00:22:58,041 --> 00:23:01,625
If you hadn't looked for me,
I'd have looked for you.
251
00:23:01,833 --> 00:23:03,833
I was worried!
252
00:23:14,916 --> 00:23:18,208
I did something asinine,
but I didn't want to.
253
00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:20,916
She did everything.
254
00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:28,291
Don't look at me like that.
When you're older, you'll understand.
255
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,500
Life is complicated.
256
00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:35,250
I swear
it's the last stupid thing I do.
257
00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:37,458
You don't believe it?
258
00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:42,875
I'm not kidding.
I'll show you what I can do.
259
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,416
Look.
260
00:23:47,791 --> 00:23:49,708
You see this?
261
00:23:49,916 --> 00:23:53,958
All the women of my life
are catalogued here, glorious stuff.
262
00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:56,375
Listen to this.
263
00:23:56,583 --> 00:24:00,208
"Moira A.T." Awesome tits.
264
00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:07,375
"Nicoletta", three stars.
A must, like "Rambo".
265
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,458
"Patrizia."
266
00:24:11,666 --> 00:24:15,958
The critics' reviews aren't good
but the audience gave her 4 stars.
267
00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:19,791
"Rosalba, "D.O.M."
268
00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:25,208
What does it mean?
Yes! "Day Off Monday."
269
00:24:25,416 --> 00:24:28,083
Poor thing. Once a week...
270
00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:31,583
Here. Look.
271
00:24:51,708 --> 00:24:54,583
52 minutes late.
272
00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:58,166
Are you sure you checked
the car well?
273
00:24:58,375 --> 00:25:01,916
- Why?
- It did a backfire.
274
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:05,541
- Couldn't you call?
- I lost my agenda.
275
00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:10,666
- Susy is already...
- She left. She waited!
276
00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:15,083
She had an appointment with
the hairdresser. She's never late.
277
00:25:15,291 --> 00:25:18,333
- She was pissed off at you.
- Really?
278
00:25:18,541 --> 00:25:22,166
- Yes. I'm even more pissed off.
- I'll go apologize to her.
279
00:25:22,375 --> 00:25:25,791
Where are you going?
I'll take you to the altar.
280
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,750
- I'm coming...
- I'll teach you to be on time!
281
00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:30,375
Let's go.
282
00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:41,000
No. Look at my hands.
When I do this, stand up.
283
00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:45,208
When I do this, sit down.
When I do this, kneel.
284
00:25:45,416 --> 00:25:46,625
Ok, Father.
285
00:25:48,541 --> 00:25:52,833
- How far had we gotten?
- Nadia and I are at the altar.
286
00:25:53,125 --> 00:25:57,583
A little patience here.
There's the music piece.
287
00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:05,500
- Come on!
- I'm not a train.
288
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,541
- What shoes are you wearing?
- The ceremony ones.
289
00:26:12,791 --> 00:26:17,208
They are tight. I'm breaking them in.
Then I'll take them for a checkup.
290
00:26:17,416 --> 00:26:23,000
- Tomorrow use a silencer.
- I'll put on my sneakers.
291
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:26,583
Everyone will look at the bride.
She is so beautiful!
292
00:26:26,791 --> 00:26:30,666
Everyone will wonder
why she is next to you.
293
00:26:30,875 --> 00:26:32,875
- I know!
- What?
294
00:26:33,083 --> 00:26:37,166
- No. I was talking to myself.
- We're rehearsing here!
295
00:26:37,375 --> 00:26:41,458
- We're disturbing. Let's go.
- No, no.
296
00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:45,625
I've 150 guests tomorrow.
Everything must go smoothly.
297
00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:48,875
- Nothing must be left to chance.
- Yes!
298
00:26:58,916 --> 00:27:03,000
Then there's the entire Mass,
but we'll be concise.
299
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:06,541
- You're here.
- Yes. I'm sorry.
300
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:11,166
I'm marrying here tomorrow too,
before you, but I'm late.
301
00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:14,333
I wanted to know
if you could insert me...
302
00:27:14,541 --> 00:27:16,541
- Of course.
- No!
303
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:19,250
- It's late.
- Did I miss a lot?
304
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:23,333
- No, it just began.
- What happened?
305
00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:27,958
Nothing. I entered as if
linking arms with my father.
306
00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:31,625
- Oh, him!
- I'm the groom.
307
00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:38,583
I see. Mr. Gastone,
come forward and bring her here
308
00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:43,166
because everything must be perfect.
Nothing must be left to chance.
309
00:27:43,416 --> 00:27:47,666
We have 151 guests.
Uncle Igino confirmed.
310
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:52,250
When we got to the altar
he kissed my hand.
311
00:27:53,125 --> 00:27:54,708
Come on.
312
00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:59,541
- Perfect.
- Come on, everyone!
313
00:27:59,791 --> 00:28:04,208
Excuse me. Please let me work.
Who is he?
314
00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:07,958
If it is your intention
to unite in matrimony,
315
00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:12,583
take your right hand and express,
in front of God and the Church,
316
00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:14,583
your consent.
317
00:28:14,791 --> 00:28:18,791
The groom will say, "I take you..."
What is the bride's name?
318
00:28:19,583 --> 00:28:23,750
- Nadia. And you?
- Arturo.
319
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,000
At this point,
the bride says the renowned words.
320
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:32,125
- What words?
- "I take you as my spouse."
321
00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:34,208
Oh, yes!
322
00:28:34,666 --> 00:28:37,958
- Nadia, you'll really take him?
- Yes.
323
00:28:38,666 --> 00:28:43,208
- He weighs 100 kilos.
- If I remove his wallet, it's 90.
324
00:28:44,166 --> 00:28:46,166
Very good.
325
00:28:46,416 --> 00:28:50,083
We're reaching the end.
It's time for the rings.
326
00:28:50,333 --> 00:28:54,000
Now is the beautiful formula.
"Receive this ring,
327
00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:58,000
as a token of my love
and my faithfulness."
328
00:28:58,208 --> 00:29:00,583
- Alright.
- The ring...
329
00:29:00,791 --> 00:29:04,125
- Ring.
- May I borrow them a minute?
330
00:29:04,333 --> 00:29:07,916
- No. Use yours.
- It's not easy.
331
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:14,125
I'll return them later.
Is he always so distrustful?
332
00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:16,333
Father Pio, should I cook the pasta?
333
00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:20,458
Will you slip on those rings?
334
00:29:20,666 --> 00:29:23,000
- Alright. I'll slip it on.
- Yes.
335
00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:34,791
Finally! Remember,
no chewing gum tomorrow, Nadia.
336
00:29:35,458 --> 00:29:41,000
Try coming with a lower neckline!
Remember the rings, and be on time.
337
00:29:41,208 --> 00:29:43,791
And you... Suit yourself.
338
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:45,791
Evelina, boil the pasta!
339
00:29:46,041 --> 00:29:49,000
- Don't tell me you lost them.
- What?
340
00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:52,000
The rings!
Don't tell me you didn't buy them.
341
00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:54,750
- I did, but then...
- What?
342
00:29:54,958 --> 00:29:56,958
I can't find them.
343
00:29:57,208 --> 00:30:00,291
- Out with the ring!
- What do you care?
344
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:04,125
This ring is mine. No, it's Nadia's.
You mixed them up.
345
00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:08,791
- You're right. Sorry.
- Give the lady back her ring.
346
00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:13,625
- It won't come off.
- Alright. I'll do it.
347
00:30:13,833 --> 00:30:15,375
Miss, don't look.
348
00:30:21,416 --> 00:30:25,666
What are you doing?
You'll amputate it. I'll do it.
349
00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:38,500
There!
350
00:30:40,416 --> 00:30:43,916
There. You see?
You need only be delicate.
351
00:30:44,791 --> 00:30:47,000
- No!
- Yes!
352
00:30:47,583 --> 00:30:51,458
Yes... Yes... Yes...
353
00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:55,958
- No!
- Yes!
354
00:30:56,208 --> 00:30:59,458
Danieli Nadia.
Until tomorrow I'm in the phonebook.
355
00:30:59,666 --> 00:31:02,250
Nadia, love!
356
00:31:02,458 --> 00:31:04,208
Well?
357
00:31:05,666 --> 00:31:09,083
Find them, buy them,
steal them, make them up.
358
00:31:09,291 --> 00:31:13,083
You animal, watch out.
You're fighting for your life.
359
00:31:24,958 --> 00:31:27,833
Yes? Who is it?
Arturo! What're you doing here?
360
00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:31,000
- Let me in.
- He's at home.
361
00:31:31,208 --> 00:31:34,041
- I don't care. I'm going inside.
- Are you crazy?
362
00:31:34,291 --> 00:31:36,875
I am fighting for my life.
363
00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:40,750
This morning I left
the most important thing.
364
00:31:40,958 --> 00:31:43,416
You said something beautiful!
365
00:31:44,416 --> 00:31:47,458
- Were we here?
- Yes. It's our sofa.
366
00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:51,166
It all still seems like a dream.
367
00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:54,625
It's not a dream. It's all true.
368
00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:56,458
I can feel that!
369
00:31:56,666 --> 00:31:59,666
Simona, who was it at this hour?
370
00:31:59,875 --> 00:32:01,708
- It was me.
- Who are you?
371
00:32:01,958 --> 00:32:06,500
- Who am I? I'm a neighbor.
- Since when?
372
00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,500
This morning.
373
00:32:08,708 --> 00:32:13,541
- Is the Patrol MN85136 yours?
- Yes.
374
00:32:13,791 --> 00:32:17,416
I'd noticed it.
Nothing ever escapes me.
375
00:32:17,666 --> 00:32:21,791
- A lot of stuff escapes me.
- What do you want?
376
00:32:24,666 --> 00:32:25,750
Well?
377
00:32:27,666 --> 00:32:30,708
- Do you mind telling me?
- No, nothing.
378
00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:35,000
I still don't have a TV set.
I want to see the boxing match.
379
00:32:35,416 --> 00:32:38,000
- You like it?
- I sure do, shit!
380
00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:41,625
- Sit down, neighbor.
- May I take advantage of it?
381
00:32:42,791 --> 00:32:45,875
Idiot, all men like boxing!
382
00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:49,500
- Did you ever do boxing?
- Like... how?
383
00:32:49,708 --> 00:32:53,083
- Like this!
- No. A few soccer games,
384
00:32:53,291 --> 00:32:56,875
singles and married men.
- I'll bet you play with the singles.
385
00:32:57,083 --> 00:33:00,166
- Yes. Do you play?
- Sure!
386
00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:02,875
The gentleman is thirsty.
Bring the beers!
387
00:33:03,083 --> 00:33:04,583
I'll be right back.
388
00:33:04,791 --> 00:33:07,708
- Then I'll sit down.
- What're you waiting for?
389
00:33:12,541 --> 00:33:17,166
Dear neighbor,
we have Aranda-Valdez, big stuff.
390
00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:21,291
You didn't want to miss it, huh?
391
00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:29,916
Come on. It's starting! Look.
392
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,125
- Who are you rooting for?
- The black guy.
393
00:33:40,333 --> 00:33:44,208
- They are both white.
- They hit like blacks.
394
00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:07,041
The match is getting fiery!
Go, macho! Kill him. Go!
395
00:34:08,416 --> 00:34:12,333
He'll knock him out after
the third inning. For sure!
396
00:34:12,541 --> 00:34:15,708
Go! Left! Uppercut!
397
00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:19,958
He knocks him down again.
Look at the build!
398
00:34:20,208 --> 00:34:22,291
Look at what he's doing!
399
00:34:23,916 --> 00:34:27,958
What chest muscles!
Look! He's the greatest.
400
00:34:31,916 --> 00:34:33,916
What a hook!
401
00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:36,875
- Uppercut!
- That's it! That's it!
402
00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:43,708
One!
403
00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:46,333
Two! Three!
404
00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:50,125
Four! Five! Six!
405
00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:53,083
- Seven! Eight!
- Bingo!
406
00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:57,166
The referee saved you, my dear.
407
00:34:57,375 --> 00:35:01,416
I said on the third, but he'll knock
him out before. He's amazing.
408
00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:04,791
- Come on, Aranda!
- Weren't you rooting for Valdez?
409
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,166
- No, for Aranda.
- Good for you.
410
00:35:07,416 --> 00:35:10,416
Go, Aranda!
No pity for who falls.
411
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:18,541
- Thank you. I am going.
- Where?
412
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:22,041
- There's volleyball after boxing.
- Actually...
413
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:26,500
My friend is hungry. Prepare
something and bring beers, idiot.
414
00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:31,208
You'll see! After a boxing match,
volleyball is tops.
415
00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:37,208
The second half will be awesome.
416
00:35:37,416 --> 00:35:40,750
Yes, Attilio, but I can't.
I'm in the middle of moving.
417
00:35:40,958 --> 00:35:44,041
- Are you busy tomorrow?
- Actually...
418
00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:48,625
- Tomorrow I'm a bit tied up.
- There's table tennis, get free!
419
00:35:48,833 --> 00:35:51,833
Thank your wife.
She was very nice.
420
00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:56,041
- No, or she'll get conceited.
- You're right. Bye, Attilio.
421
00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:58,500
Bye.
422
00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:09,791
- What a ball-breaker!
- You're telling me!
423
00:36:10,041 --> 00:36:11,125
Simona!
424
00:36:12,833 --> 00:36:14,791
You exposed yourself so much.
425
00:36:15,916 --> 00:36:20,791
You couldn't stay away from me, huh?
You had to see me.
426
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,833
You couldn't resist,
and neither could I.
427
00:36:24,041 --> 00:36:28,375
You're crazy! What if Attilio sees us?
Now that we've become friends...
428
00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:33,500
Today I realized
you're the man of my life.
429
00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:36,458
- I'm leaving with you.
- And Attilio?
430
00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:41,041
I wrote him a letter.
He's surely read it.
431
00:36:41,958 --> 00:36:44,333
- He knows everything about us.
- Absolutely everything?
432
00:36:44,583 --> 00:36:47,416
Start the engine.
Start the engine.
433
00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:50,875
- Simona! Simona!
- Go! Go!
434
00:36:54,166 --> 00:36:56,333
Don't do anything stupid!
435
00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:59,250
Simona, wait!
436
00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:01,000
Where are you going?
437
00:37:17,625 --> 00:37:22,750
Is there a marriage in your future?
Come to "The Bride's House",
438
00:37:22,958 --> 00:37:27,208
47th kilometer, State Road 102,
exit for Verona.
439
00:37:27,875 --> 00:37:31,250
"The Bride's House", remember?
440
00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:34,666
- What?
- Our love ended there.
441
00:37:35,791 --> 00:37:38,125
Today it begins again!
442
00:37:38,583 --> 00:37:43,125
- What are you saying?
- Remember? "The Bride's House".
443
00:37:43,375 --> 00:37:45,750
Yes, the bride...
444
00:38:28,541 --> 00:38:33,500
Excuse me. Can you help me?
My car won't start.
445
00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:38,083
My car won't start!
Please, can you help me?
446
00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:40,375
Are you a foreigner?
447
00:38:41,583 --> 00:38:42,916
American?
448
00:38:44,916 --> 00:38:46,375
South Tyrol?
449
00:38:48,583 --> 00:38:49,791
Are you mute?
450
00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:55,666
- Then why won't you speak?
- It's forbidden.
451
00:38:55,875 --> 00:39:00,000
Article 291, comma 39,
discipline code.
452
00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:04,791
Fines to apply, from 2 to 6 months,
if in times of peace.
453
00:39:05,041 --> 00:39:08,458
I am lost.
At least tell me where we are.
454
00:39:08,708 --> 00:39:10,958
Military secret.
455
00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:16,083
Does that phone work?
456
00:39:16,375 --> 00:39:20,375
It's strictly
for service communications.
457
00:39:25,916 --> 00:39:30,208
- May I?
- Don't get near! Keep back!
458
00:39:31,166 --> 00:39:35,500
Assault to the guard post.
I could open fire! Attention!
459
00:39:48,083 --> 00:39:51,791
Slowly raise the hood
and insert the support rod.
460
00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:54,125
Don't worry!
461
00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:58,541
If you get distracted, I don't want
the enemy to take advantage!
462
00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:14,125
Remove the cap.
It's that red, bowl shaped thing
463
00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:18,375
where the wires start.
Who gave you a car?
464
00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:24,041
My father. He works with cars.
He has a workshop. I just drive.
465
00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:27,708
- Target identified?
- I think so.
466
00:40:27,916 --> 00:40:34,125
Go inside among the wires
and unfasten the hooks.
467
00:40:34,958 --> 00:40:36,958
I'll get my hands dirty.
468
00:40:38,083 --> 00:40:41,750
Since you are so good,
can't you do it?
469
00:40:43,291 --> 00:40:45,291
I am freezing.
470
00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:52,250
It is an invitation to desert.
471
00:40:59,291 --> 00:41:02,541
How do they keep the cars
in your father's workshop?
472
00:41:02,791 --> 00:41:06,833
There isn't a drop of sealant.
Your dad is a dunce!
473
00:41:08,458 --> 00:41:10,208
You're silent?
474
00:41:10,458 --> 00:41:14,833
Article 291, comma 19,
discipline code.
475
00:41:15,750 --> 00:41:19,125
39, not 19.
Where did you do your training?
476
00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:21,166
Military secret.
477
00:41:22,833 --> 00:41:25,833
Soldier, will you give me
your phone number later on?
478
00:41:26,041 --> 00:41:27,708
Top secret.
479
00:41:27,958 --> 00:41:32,750
Come on. I've almost finished.
You have to hold the flashlight.
480
00:41:33,916 --> 00:41:36,250
I am all wet.
481
00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:43,125
I'm not with the navy,
but with the army!
482
00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:46,916
Come on, you desert too.
483
00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:03,041
Thank you, soldier.
484
00:42:04,041 --> 00:42:07,291
- What are you doing?
- I wanted to see if it turns off.
485
00:42:08,625 --> 00:42:11,000
- If I hadn't found you...
- You're telling me!
486
00:42:11,208 --> 00:42:16,041
If you hadn't perked up the evening,
I'd have talked to the deer.
487
00:42:16,250 --> 00:42:20,250
- What deer?
- One that passes by every night.
488
00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:24,583
- He lives in this area.
- I must go. They're waiting for me.
489
00:42:25,250 --> 00:42:27,083
Well?
490
00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:33,833
What was it?
491
00:42:34,041 --> 00:42:37,333
A flash of lightning... here.
492
00:42:37,583 --> 00:42:41,916
Are you in love with me?
I'll bet you even want to marry me.
493
00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:46,750
You're stealing my lines?
I usually say that to all the girls!
494
00:42:46,958 --> 00:42:51,958
But I won't tell you because
I seriously want to marry you.
495
00:42:53,333 --> 00:42:56,666
Are you crazy?
I don't even know your name.
496
00:42:56,916 --> 00:43:02,250
Righetti Arturo, 5th Alpini regiment,
2nd battalion.
497
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:06,708
Identification number 49152,
military after university resistance
498
00:43:06,958 --> 00:43:10,250
for having reached age limit.
499
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:13,791
- Rank?
- SS. Simple soldier.
500
00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:17,875
Not an officer, but a gentleman.
501
00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:23,666
Too bad! I dreamed of becoming
the French lieutenant's woman.
502
00:43:23,916 --> 00:43:28,041
Oh, merde! Excuse me.
I'd gotten a bit carried away.
503
00:43:28,250 --> 00:43:32,125
I love you anyway,
even if I don't know your name.
504
00:43:32,375 --> 00:43:37,083
Susy, not military. On vacation with
my parents. That's all.
505
00:43:37,333 --> 00:43:41,250
- Does that seem little?
- Very. Tomorrow we're going home.
506
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:45,791
Then we won't see each other again.
507
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,750
- I don't think so.
- No...
508
00:43:53,041 --> 00:43:56,500
- Well... Bye.
- Uh... Thanks.
509
00:44:13,958 --> 00:44:16,083
Wait a moment, Mantua!
510
00:44:18,833 --> 00:44:20,750
- Wait!
- What is it?
511
00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:23,166
I'm from Mantua too.
512
00:44:23,416 --> 00:44:26,916
- What do you say to that?
- Maybe we'll see each other again.
513
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:31,625
- Bye, Mantua!
- Maybe?
514
00:44:31,875 --> 00:44:34,250
We'll absolutely see each other!
515
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:44,541
Hi. Is this the time to show up?
You're a great friend!
516
00:44:44,791 --> 00:44:48,583
Where were you? If you'd come
earlier, you'd have met my wife.
517
00:44:49,958 --> 00:44:53,958
Dad, it's like a dream,
a beautiful dream.
518
00:44:54,166 --> 00:44:58,333
I believe you. The organization
is costing more than a Maserati!
519
00:44:58,583 --> 00:45:03,375
It's a dual-turbo wedding. I hope
that your animal is on this level.
520
00:45:03,583 --> 00:45:08,500
- Stop calling him an animal.
- May I ask you a question?
521
00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:13,250
Of course he loves me.
Or he wouldn't have bothered.
522
00:45:13,458 --> 00:45:17,916
You realize what he did to
find me? He just had a license plate.
523
00:45:18,166 --> 00:45:20,958
Me too, when I was driving
in the wrong direction.
524
00:45:21,166 --> 00:45:25,833
The highway police
found me with my license.
525
00:45:26,041 --> 00:45:31,916
But today I'm not happily married
with Brigadier La Quaglia.
526
00:45:32,708 --> 00:45:38,291
Dad, when two people
are in love, it's hard to explain.
527
00:45:38,541 --> 00:45:41,500
In your case,
I'll never be able to explain it.
528
00:45:42,750 --> 00:45:45,666
When you fell in love
with Mom...
529
00:45:45,916 --> 00:45:48,375
Exactly! I can explain that
even less.
530
00:45:48,625 --> 00:45:51,708
Are you crazy?
Think if she heard you!
531
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:57,000
What? She's always outside
eavesdropping.
532
00:45:57,250 --> 00:45:59,625
- Excuse me.
- But Dad...
533
00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:04,541
If you didn't want us to meet,
you should've fixed the car better.
534
00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:09,375
A factory flaw, damned factory!
I didn't sue them
535
00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:15,041
only because the insurance does
not pay a damage like your Arturo.
536
00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:17,208
Dad, please!
537
00:46:17,416 --> 00:46:19,208
As Frank Sinatra says...
538
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:24,625
You are my only daughter.
It's right that I worry.
539
00:46:24,833 --> 00:46:27,416
Are you sure
of what you're doing?
540
00:46:27,625 --> 00:46:31,291
Of course I'm sure.
You're sure too, come on!
541
00:46:31,541 --> 00:46:35,541
Or you wouldn't have given us
a new home. It's so beautiful!
542
00:46:37,083 --> 00:46:41,250
- Greatest dad in the world.
- Say it clearly.
543
00:46:41,458 --> 00:46:44,708
You should've married me.
You always said it as a child.
544
00:46:44,916 --> 00:46:47,833
"I want to marry Dad!"
545
00:46:48,041 --> 00:46:50,875
Yes, but when I grew up
you were already married.
546
00:46:51,083 --> 00:46:54,166
- Don't always remind me.
- Gastone!
547
00:46:54,375 --> 00:46:57,791
Listen to the hyena! Bye, love.
I'm returning to the trench.
548
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,125
Bye. Here he is!
549
00:47:12,541 --> 00:47:16,375
Simona. I must tell you something.
550
00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:19,583
Yes, I know.
Maybe I was a bit cruel.
551
00:47:20,916 --> 00:47:24,791
Did you see Attilio in the street?
He's capable of staying there,
552
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,583
and a truck will kill him.
- Poor thing.
553
00:47:27,791 --> 00:47:31,375
- We exaggerated.
- I think so.
554
00:47:31,625 --> 00:47:35,125
- Don't you feel the regret?
- Look. I... Terribly!
555
00:47:35,375 --> 00:47:37,416
Me too.
556
00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:41,500
You don't know Attilio.
He'd do any foolish thing.
557
00:47:41,708 --> 00:47:45,875
Listen, Arturo. Don't get upset.
Will you take me home?
558
00:47:46,125 --> 00:47:51,208
I'll talk to Attilio and then return.
Don't be angry, please.
559
00:47:51,416 --> 00:47:55,875
- No. I wanted to say that.
- Thank you.
560
00:48:05,666 --> 00:48:08,375
- Wait for me. I'll be right back.
- Sure.
561
00:48:33,458 --> 00:48:35,083
Attilio?
562
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:39,000
Attilio?
563
00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:48,000
Yes, hello?
564
00:48:48,208 --> 00:48:49,708
Yes.
565
00:48:49,958 --> 00:48:53,333
- Simona, it's Susy.
- Susy?
566
00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:56,708
I want to invite you
to my wedding with Arturo.
567
00:49:00,166 --> 00:49:04,500
- Who are you marrying?
- Arturo. Are you listening?
568
00:49:04,750 --> 00:49:08,250
My wedding with Arturo, tomorrow.
569
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:14,041
- What a son of a bitch!
- I didn't think you'd get so upset.
570
00:49:14,291 --> 00:49:18,875
Oh, no!
Your marriage is for love, right?
571
00:49:19,125 --> 00:49:20,291
Yes.
572
00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:26,000
Then no need to worry. Your
Arturo knows how to make love well.
573
00:49:26,208 --> 00:49:28,291
You still think about him?
574
00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:30,833
I'm not talking about old memories.
575
00:49:31,041 --> 00:49:35,250
Today Arturo came here
to freshen up my memory.
576
00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:38,583
I'll tell you more clearly.
577
00:49:38,791 --> 00:49:43,166
Arturo and I did it today,
on the sofa of my home!
578
00:49:43,416 --> 00:49:44,541
Best wishes!
579
00:49:44,791 --> 00:49:46,708
I lucked out!
580
00:49:47,666 --> 00:49:53,375
You can expect that from a guy
who quits a volleyball game halfway.
581
00:49:59,791 --> 00:50:02,416
What a beautiful gift!
582
00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:05,916
Gastone, Arturo's parents are here.
583
00:50:06,125 --> 00:50:08,458
- Good-day.
- Madam!
584
00:50:08,666 --> 00:50:11,875
- Sorry I'm late.
- A family habit.
585
00:50:13,208 --> 00:50:15,291
Is there something I should know?
586
00:50:15,541 --> 00:50:20,416
No. What are you thinking?
It was on sale.
587
00:50:20,666 --> 00:50:24,083
In due time our son
will know how to do his duty.
588
00:50:26,750 --> 00:50:30,583
- I'm not marrying anymore!
- What's wrong, sweetheart?
589
00:50:30,833 --> 00:50:32,916
I'm not marrying anymore!
590
00:50:44,166 --> 00:50:47,875
- Where did you find it?
- Wolmer made it.
591
00:50:48,083 --> 00:50:51,291
- It came out well.
- It's a self-portrait.
592
00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:55,625
Speech! Speech! Speech!
593
00:50:55,875 --> 00:51:01,083
Speech! Speech! Speech
Speech! Speech!
594
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,416
Friends!
595
00:51:08,791 --> 00:51:10,250
Brothers!
596
00:51:12,666 --> 00:51:14,666
Mountain goats!
597
00:51:15,583 --> 00:51:20,291
- I will be brief.
- Don't be brief in the bedroom.
598
00:51:21,833 --> 00:51:23,625
Mennea has spoken!
599
00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:28,833
Friends, I repeat! Brothers!
600
00:51:29,041 --> 00:51:32,541
Paolo, send me your gift.
I haven't seen anything yet.
601
00:51:32,791 --> 00:51:37,041
A gift? Traitor!
602
00:51:37,291 --> 00:51:42,000
Susy! Susy! Fuck off!
Susy! Susy! Fuck off!
603
00:51:42,250 --> 00:51:46,875
- Friends!
- Susy! Susy! Fuck off!
604
00:51:47,083 --> 00:51:52,375
- Susy! Susy! Fuck off!
- Friends! Brothers!
605
00:51:53,291 --> 00:51:57,916
Who has a token? I haven't
called my betrothed in 24 hours.
606
00:52:00,416 --> 00:52:04,541
You didn't treat her
very well tonight.
607
00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:07,375
Give her a taste!
608
00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:11,875
Watch out that you don't waste
too much ammunition.
609
00:52:12,125 --> 00:52:15,916
- What idiots!
- Tomorrow's the landing in Normandy!
610
00:52:17,833 --> 00:52:22,041
It is the longest day.
You must strafe, shoot away.
611
00:52:22,291 --> 00:52:24,291
Make us proud!
612
00:52:25,583 --> 00:52:30,041
Don't worry. Think for yourself.
"Squallor"!
613
00:52:30,875 --> 00:52:32,916
"Horny!"
614
00:52:34,166 --> 00:52:35,500
Reserves!
615
00:52:39,583 --> 00:52:44,458
It's a good moment.
He went to call. Let's go.
616
00:52:44,666 --> 00:52:47,583
- Come, come.
- Softly.
617
00:52:47,791 --> 00:52:50,000
Silence.
618
00:52:57,375 --> 00:53:00,750
Susy, love.
I'm counting the minutes.
619
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,958
Quiet, be silent.
620
00:53:17,416 --> 00:53:20,166
- Don't push.
- Easy!
621
00:53:24,791 --> 00:53:26,958
- My hand!
- Take it away!
622
00:53:27,166 --> 00:53:29,916
He's coming. Go!
623
00:53:42,875 --> 00:53:44,708
Arturo? Arturo!
624
00:53:44,916 --> 00:53:47,708
You're sleeping?
Why don't you open it?
625
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:54,000
- What should I open?
- The gift we have for you.
626
00:53:55,583 --> 00:53:59,750
Ok, I know. Another dog.
Is it a St. Bernard?
627
00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:05,416
For he's a jolly good fellow!
For he's a jolly good fellow!
628
00:54:05,625 --> 00:54:10,666
Arturo's a jolly good fellow.
Too bad he's a fag!
629
00:54:22,333 --> 00:54:24,000
Best wishes, Arturo.
630
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:27,583
Bravo!
631
00:54:28,916 --> 00:54:33,125
Dear Arturo, this is
our stag night gift.
632
00:54:33,333 --> 00:54:35,583
It's what you were dreaming of.
She's yours.
633
00:54:35,791 --> 00:54:40,500
I paid for a leg.
It's my gift to you.
634
00:54:40,708 --> 00:54:42,833
Thank you, but...
635
00:54:43,041 --> 00:54:46,916
Arturo,
why don't you help me get down?
636
00:54:47,416 --> 00:54:51,458
Guys, what are we doing here?
Let's go, and leave them alone.
637
00:54:52,083 --> 00:54:53,166
Arturo!
638
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,166
Bye, Arturo!
639
00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:59,666
Come on, little betrothed.
Let's go.
640
00:55:00,875 --> 00:55:04,708
- Where?
- I don't know. Your place or mine?
641
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,791
To do what?
642
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:13,666
Can't you think of anything?
I find myself original as a gift.
643
00:55:14,875 --> 00:55:19,833
- It's not a joke.
- I know. It's a big mess!
644
00:55:20,125 --> 00:55:24,291
I don't want to steal you from
your wife. I'll keep you in a cage
645
00:55:24,541 --> 00:55:30,166
until tomorrow, and then goodbye.
That's the program.
646
00:55:30,416 --> 00:55:33,333
- Listen, tiger.
- Rita.
647
00:55:34,625 --> 00:55:38,666
Listen, Rita. There is
a small change in plans.
648
00:55:38,875 --> 00:55:42,458
Because I'm not marrying
tomorrow anymore.
649
00:55:43,291 --> 00:55:47,875
Even if the gift is original,
and I mean original,
650
00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:50,208
it's not valid anymore.
651
00:55:56,875 --> 00:56:01,375
Sure. One gift this morning
and one now.
652
00:56:01,583 --> 00:56:04,958
Two gifts in one day
are too many.
653
00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:07,583
One was enough for my wife.
654
00:56:07,791 --> 00:56:11,083
You see the stamp?
She sent me away.
655
00:56:11,291 --> 00:56:13,333
She was right.
656
00:56:13,541 --> 00:56:17,708
It's one thing at night,
but in the morning, it's serious.
657
00:56:17,916 --> 00:56:20,750
I know. It's serious.
658
00:56:22,208 --> 00:56:25,583
- Listen... Where are we going?
- You should know!
659
00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:28,708
Shall I leave you somewhere?
660
00:56:28,916 --> 00:56:32,291
Yes, leave me here.
I'll catch a taxi.
661
00:56:33,791 --> 00:56:37,708
- What? I'll accompany you home.
- And then?
662
00:56:37,958 --> 00:56:41,833
And then... nothing.
No offense.
663
00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:46,500
Maybe if I marry someone else
in a few years...
664
00:56:46,708 --> 00:56:50,208
- I don't know. Let's keep in contact.
- Someone else, who?
665
00:56:50,416 --> 00:56:56,208
You are in love with your wife.
Why waste time with me?
666
00:56:56,500 --> 00:57:01,041
Kick me out of the car
and go to her.
667
00:57:01,291 --> 00:57:03,375
Throw yourself on the floor,
pull out your hair!
668
00:57:03,583 --> 00:57:06,750
- What'll I tell her?
- That you love her.
669
00:57:08,083 --> 00:57:12,125
- What if it's not enough?
- Then she doesn't love you.
670
00:57:15,958 --> 00:57:17,833
Bye, Arturo.
671
00:57:32,375 --> 00:57:36,125
If you were getting married,
would you have accepted the gift?
672
00:57:36,375 --> 00:57:38,708
- No.
- Why not?
673
00:57:38,916 --> 00:57:41,833
You told me.
I am in love with her.
674
00:57:42,041 --> 00:57:46,083
Now I know. It would be serious,
even at night.
675
00:58:49,333 --> 00:58:53,416
If I see figurines on the cake
tomorrow, I'll close an eye.
676
00:58:56,916 --> 00:59:00,791
I made my concession.
Now it's your turn.
677
00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:04,916
Let me talk to Susy.
678
00:59:07,541 --> 00:59:10,083
- You know.
- I know.
679
00:59:12,875 --> 00:59:16,958
Mr. Gastone, I owe you my life.
You haven't killed me yet.
680
00:59:17,208 --> 00:59:22,000
- I'm still in time.
- I'm not armed.
681
00:59:22,208 --> 00:59:24,125
At this point...
682
00:59:24,833 --> 00:59:29,458
But I want one last chance.
If you don't give it, I'll take it.
683
00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:34,041
I want to try saving
my marriage, or I'm not a man.
684
00:59:34,250 --> 00:59:37,208
Please, let me be a man.
685
00:59:37,458 --> 00:59:41,708
You were a man even too much
this morning with that slut.
686
00:59:42,541 --> 00:59:45,625
I know.
It's really serious in the morning.
687
00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:52,208
I was waiting for you.
If you hadn't arrived, I'd have come.
688
00:59:52,458 --> 00:59:56,125
You're getting married tomorrow.
That's for sure!
689
00:59:56,333 --> 01:00:01,000
Friend, I've 151 guests,
two violinists,
690
01:00:01,208 --> 01:00:06,583
an organ player, 4 altar boys,
8 cars, caviar and salmon.
691
01:00:06,791 --> 01:00:09,625
It's all paid for. Clear?
692
01:00:16,083 --> 01:00:17,666
Hi, Mom.
693
01:00:19,708 --> 01:00:21,791
See what you did to her?
694
01:00:24,458 --> 01:00:27,291
- Mrs. Nives, how's it going?
- Where is Susy?
695
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:31,291
- She's locked up in the gifts room.
- I'll break down the door.
696
01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:36,041
Newlyweds must not see each
other after midnight. It's bad luck.
697
01:00:36,291 --> 01:00:39,333
Maybe it's just a useless worry.
698
01:00:39,541 --> 01:00:43,208
- No, that's tradition.
- Susy!
699
01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:48,875
Are you mad? She doesn't know
you're here. We must prepare her.
700
01:00:49,083 --> 01:00:51,208
You're right. You tell her.
701
01:00:51,458 --> 01:00:54,541
A little at a time, please. Easy.
702
01:00:54,750 --> 01:00:56,958
Yes, yes. Susy?
703
01:00:57,958 --> 01:01:01,000
Susy, sweetheart,
you know who's here?
704
01:01:01,625 --> 01:01:03,625
Arturo.
705
01:01:05,708 --> 01:01:11,541
Pastamatic, the force of 100 arms.
Aunt Adalgisa, 250,000 Lira.
706
01:01:11,750 --> 01:01:14,916
I could've done that too! Susy?
707
01:01:16,833 --> 01:01:22,583
Lagostina complete set. New kitchen
ideas, Aunt Silvana, 700,000 Lira.
708
01:01:24,208 --> 01:01:29,250
Video-recorder Hitachi, quick
image search, our friend Pina.
709
01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:31,583
- One million...
- And somewhat more.
710
01:01:31,791 --> 01:01:36,291
Maybe we should call an exorcist.
Excuse me...
711
01:01:36,541 --> 01:01:39,416
Gastone, you try. She'll only break
one gift at a time with you.
712
01:01:39,625 --> 01:01:43,250
Maybe it's better.
Tell her... Tell her...
713
01:01:43,916 --> 01:01:47,250
Pay attention. Repeat exactly.
714
01:01:49,375 --> 01:01:52,250
- I love you.
- And then?
715
01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:55,625
And then...
And then I'll think about it.
716
01:01:56,583 --> 01:01:59,958
Love, are you calmer now?
717
01:02:00,166 --> 01:02:04,791
Your Arturo says he loves you.
718
01:02:10,583 --> 01:02:12,666
It's a small step ahead.
719
01:02:12,875 --> 01:02:17,208
- Maybe she's finished the gifts.
- No. There's still lots of stuff.
720
01:02:17,416 --> 01:02:20,291
Try to avoid more bloodshed.
721
01:02:21,166 --> 01:02:24,875
Sweetheart? Sweetheart, your Arturo
722
01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:28,708
is lying here on the floor
pulling his hair out.
723
01:02:28,916 --> 01:02:31,708
He humbly asks forgiveness.
724
01:02:31,958 --> 01:02:35,916
I was dragged.
I was at a momentary loss.
725
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:42,208
How can I explain it to everyone?
It's embarrassing. There are women.
726
01:02:42,416 --> 01:02:44,541
Go, he needs to focus.
727
01:02:46,791 --> 01:02:50,125
It was the last stupid thing
of my life.
728
01:02:50,375 --> 01:02:54,333
He swears eternal faithfulness.
He says to try to understand.
729
01:02:54,541 --> 01:02:57,375
Not justify, but understand.
730
01:02:57,625 --> 01:03:01,333
It can happen to a man
right before the wedding.
731
01:03:01,541 --> 01:03:05,250
- Are you improvising?
- Go on. Maybe this is it.
732
01:03:06,750 --> 01:03:10,750
It's like when big soccer players
at the end of their career
733
01:03:10,958 --> 01:03:17,041
play their goodbye game.
Like Pelé, Bobby Charlton.
734
01:03:17,250 --> 01:03:20,250
- Beckenbauer.
- Beckenbauer.
735
01:03:20,458 --> 01:03:23,916
That's what. I played
my goodbye game.
736
01:03:24,166 --> 01:03:29,458
It was like closing an era,
but now I've finished. I swear.
737
01:03:29,666 --> 01:03:33,000
Dear, what Arturo says is true.
738
01:03:33,208 --> 01:03:38,291
Now that I think of it,
it happened to your father too!
739
01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:42,500
I played a goodbye game
before the wedding, also.
740
01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:46,541
- What did you do?
- The night before, at the car shop,
741
01:03:46,791 --> 01:03:50,875
with a customer from Brescia.
A quickie!
742
01:03:51,083 --> 01:03:54,000
- Mantova-Brescia, a derby.
- Bravo!
743
01:03:54,208 --> 01:03:58,291
And yet all these years
I've always loved and respected Mom.
744
01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:01,333
This is for the love
and this is for the respect!
745
01:04:01,583 --> 01:04:04,875
Mrs. Nives,
keep your hands off Kissinger!
746
01:04:05,083 --> 01:04:09,250
They're both pigs.
That's why you two get along.
747
01:04:09,458 --> 01:04:13,833
Madam, calm down.
These things can happen.
748
01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:17,041
I too, the day before marrying,
749
01:04:17,291 --> 01:04:21,875
betrayed my wife
with a daily worker.
750
01:04:22,125 --> 01:04:25,000
There was the harvest!
751
01:04:25,208 --> 01:04:29,083
Now I see why on our honeymoon
752
01:04:29,291 --> 01:04:33,708
you couldn't do it even once!
- He didn't either!
753
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:38,500
- Susy, I hope I don't have problems.
- Arturo!
754
01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:42,041
No, Mom. Don't slap me.
755
01:04:42,250 --> 01:04:45,875
Don't slap me. I'm not a child.
756
01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:49,791
This goes for everyone.
Even for you, Mr. Gastone.
757
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:54,750
Let's be mutually respectful.
"Animal! I'll take you!"
758
01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:58,000
Who do you want to take?
I am not a puppet.
759
01:04:58,208 --> 01:05:01,250
That is why I didn't want
figurines on the cake.
760
01:05:01,458 --> 01:05:03,708
You listen carefully too.
Buried alive!
761
01:05:03,916 --> 01:05:08,916
I am tired of being humiliated
here for a half hour, begging you.
762
01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:14,958
You don't say a word, and just
distroy the wedding list.
763
01:05:15,166 --> 01:05:20,333
Marry or not marry...
You know what's up?
764
01:05:20,541 --> 01:05:24,208
I'm not marrying anymore.
Understand, Susy?
765
01:05:24,416 --> 01:05:26,625
I won't get married!
766
01:05:30,958 --> 01:05:36,166
Alambiccus, a distillery at home,
270,000 Lira, Uncle Igino.
767
01:05:58,541 --> 01:06:02,875
Don't look at me like that.
Don't look at me like that!
768
01:06:04,208 --> 01:06:09,708
I said not to look at me like that!
Or I'll bust your face too!
769
01:06:37,875 --> 01:06:42,375
You see her? She's a brunette
who excites me like crazy.
770
01:06:42,583 --> 01:06:45,541
Lilì Dupont, a French girl.
771
01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:49,416
She asked me for 300,000 Lira.
772
01:06:51,458 --> 01:06:53,458
She didn't ask for much.
773
01:06:53,666 --> 01:06:57,416
I sent her to hell.
Women are all the same.
774
01:06:57,625 --> 01:07:00,875
Yes, women are all the same.
775
01:07:03,083 --> 01:07:05,875
She's not the only one in the world.
776
01:07:06,083 --> 01:07:11,625
It's like when you get evicted.
At first you are upset,
777
01:07:11,833 --> 01:07:16,750
but then with patience,
you find another apartment.
778
01:07:19,541 --> 01:07:22,541
You just have to look around.
779
01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:28,583
Look. Apartment with a view
and a big terrace.
780
01:07:28,791 --> 01:07:30,750
She wants half a million.
781
01:07:30,958 --> 01:07:33,833
- What do we say?
- We'll send her to hell.
782
01:07:34,041 --> 01:07:37,416
Non furnished penthouse.
783
01:07:39,625 --> 01:07:42,125
For sale with tenants.
We're not interested.
784
01:07:46,125 --> 01:07:48,458
An apartment with blocked rent.
785
01:07:48,708 --> 01:07:53,416
It will take 10 million to
restructure it. It's not convenient.
786
01:08:04,416 --> 01:08:08,791
Everyone stop! Very central,
a big occasion, excellent exposure.
787
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:13,208
Large open surface.
You need a mortgage.
788
01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:19,666
Rita!
789
01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:34,750
Why?
790
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,666
I've changed my mind.
791
01:08:38,916 --> 01:08:42,125
- What does you want?
- No, it's that...
792
01:08:42,333 --> 01:08:46,333
Tomorrow I was to get married
but it's too long to explain.
793
01:08:46,541 --> 01:08:48,541
I'm not marrying anymore.
794
01:09:09,375 --> 01:09:12,375
It was nice of you to remember me.
795
01:09:12,583 --> 01:09:15,291
I wanted you to be the first to know.
796
01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:19,708
- Well, you...
- Thank you!
797
01:09:19,958 --> 01:09:24,208
- And the gifts?
- She took them all.
798
01:09:24,458 --> 01:09:28,791
- Except for one.
- Why? Is it still valid?
799
01:09:29,041 --> 01:09:33,916
Not the stag night one.
The goodbye marriage one.
800
01:09:35,750 --> 01:09:37,750
My place or yours?
801
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:42,000
- My compliments!
- Thank you.
802
01:09:42,250 --> 01:09:45,208
- Bravo!
- Thank you.
803
01:09:45,916 --> 01:09:50,125
In this residence home
anyone can come to your room,
804
01:09:50,333 --> 01:09:53,750
but not a dog.
Is it like that everywhere in Italy?
805
01:09:53,958 --> 01:09:58,125
Not where dogs give tips,
they even give them room service.
806
01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:07,416
He hasn't eaten all day.
Anything in the fridge?
807
01:10:15,791 --> 01:10:18,375
Do you follow the Varese diet?
808
01:10:18,583 --> 01:10:22,750
No. I only eat apples.
I never invite anyone to dinner.
809
01:10:22,958 --> 01:10:26,041
- Nor after dinner.
- Yeah.
810
01:10:26,291 --> 01:10:29,833
What is he doing? My cream!
811
01:10:34,166 --> 01:10:36,583
- Not bad!
- Cucumber.
812
01:10:36,833 --> 01:10:38,875
Do you have other flavors?
813
01:10:39,125 --> 01:10:43,416
This is carrot flavored.
There's even cleansing milk.
814
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:46,666
Very good!
815
01:10:48,083 --> 01:10:51,791
Mixed tastes.
The fresh mixture is ready.
816
01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:55,833
He's nice. What's his name?
817
01:10:56,041 --> 01:11:00,541
I don't know. Max... Max Factor!
818
01:11:03,250 --> 01:11:06,500
- Do you mind helping me?
- Of course.
819
01:11:07,666 --> 01:11:09,333
What...
820
01:11:09,541 --> 01:11:11,541
- Will you unzip it?
- Yes.
821
01:11:15,541 --> 01:11:18,458
I'm sorry that you've already
seen everything.
822
01:11:18,666 --> 01:11:22,291
With you, it's always
a sneak preview.
823
01:11:23,291 --> 01:11:26,750
- I'll go take off my glitters.
- Go, go.
824
01:11:28,666 --> 01:11:31,250
- You have anything to drink?
- Sambuca.
825
01:11:32,916 --> 01:11:35,125
It's next to the apples.
826
01:11:36,458 --> 01:11:38,041
The apples?
827
01:11:41,708 --> 01:11:44,625
Apple Sambuca. Excellent!
828
01:11:46,625 --> 01:11:48,625
I'll eat you later.
829
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:36,708
What happened?
830
01:12:37,333 --> 01:12:39,333
A flash of lightning.
831
01:12:42,458 --> 01:12:44,416
A flash of lightning...
832
01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:40,583
Yes?
833
01:13:42,083 --> 01:13:43,500
Hello?
834
01:13:45,541 --> 01:13:48,416
- Is that you?
- Yes.
835
01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:53,333
Sorry. I dialed your number.
What an idiot! It's habit.
836
01:13:54,458 --> 01:13:58,208
- I'm sorry. Were you sleeping?
- Yes, I was.
837
01:13:58,416 --> 01:14:03,791
- I never do anything right.
- Who were you calling at this hour?
838
01:14:04,750 --> 01:14:09,125
I wanted to cancel
the wakeup call, and sleep.
839
01:14:10,375 --> 01:14:14,541
Now that you woke me up,
I won't fall asleep anymore.
840
01:14:14,750 --> 01:14:18,458
- Take a sleeping pill.
- I took four.
841
01:14:18,708 --> 01:14:21,333
When you take five,
it's attempted suicide.
842
01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:27,250
I'm glad you called me.
I'd have called you.
843
01:14:27,458 --> 01:14:30,333
I am going to that church tomorrow.
844
01:14:30,541 --> 01:14:33,500
I'll wait even a week,
even a month.
845
01:14:33,708 --> 01:14:37,708
If you're not there by Christmas,
I'll start losing hope.
846
01:14:38,500 --> 01:14:41,791
I won't dump you,
and won't let you dump me!
847
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:47,500
You know why? I am fantastic.
I'm crazy about myself!
848
01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:52,166
If you're willing to dump someone
like me, you're a real idiot!
849
01:14:55,291 --> 01:14:58,291
Excuse me, but...
You did everything yourself.
850
01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:02,875
You set up an almost-wedding
with a license plate.
851
01:15:03,083 --> 01:15:07,708
Now that you even know my blood
type, you want to leave me?
852
01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:13,166
You're right. I'm an idiot.
853
01:15:13,375 --> 01:15:16,916
Did you know
that a B positive and a O
854
01:15:17,166 --> 01:15:19,708
can have beautiful children?
855
01:15:19,958 --> 01:15:24,500
- I hope they look like you.
- Like both of us.
856
01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:27,250
As long as they don't look
like your father.
857
01:15:29,208 --> 01:15:33,125
Love, swear you won't hide
anything again?
858
01:15:35,375 --> 01:15:40,125
Yes, I swear.
Susy, I'll start right now.
859
01:15:40,333 --> 01:15:45,041
Now I am at a dancer's home.
She's under the shower
860
01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:48,250
removing glitters.
- Really?
861
01:15:48,458 --> 01:15:52,000
Know what I like about you?
You just can't lie.
862
01:15:53,708 --> 01:15:58,833
Don't cancel the wake up.
Be at the wedding tomorrow morning.
863
01:15:59,750 --> 01:16:02,750
- You hang up?
- No, you hang up.
864
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:06,041
- No, you hang up.
- No, you hang up.
865
01:16:06,291 --> 01:16:09,125
Alright. I'll hang up.
866
01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:24,791
- Hi.
- Hi.
867
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:27,833
What is it?
You're afraid of the dark?
868
01:16:34,208 --> 01:16:35,875
Are you afraid of me?
869
01:16:38,791 --> 01:16:42,958
I usually receive that look after,
never before.
870
01:16:55,541 --> 01:16:57,916
What does she have that I don't?
871
01:17:01,041 --> 01:17:05,916
Sure. She's surely a good girl,
the kind a man marries.
872
01:17:06,125 --> 01:17:11,083
And then he cheats on her
with her best friend or a dancer.
873
01:17:11,291 --> 01:17:16,500
What should we do? See you
when you return from your honeymoon?
874
01:17:16,708 --> 01:17:21,125
It'll cost you something.
You'll have to give me the gift.
875
01:17:21,875 --> 01:17:24,250
You know what?
876
01:17:24,458 --> 01:17:27,708
Give these back to your friends!
877
01:17:27,916 --> 01:17:30,416
Or buy something for yourself.
878
01:17:31,333 --> 01:17:34,375
Let's say it's my wedding gift.
879
01:17:34,583 --> 01:17:38,958
Don't worry.
Your marriage will work out.
880
01:17:39,166 --> 01:17:44,041
You're likeable, sort of a coward,
and just enough of a liar.
881
01:17:44,250 --> 01:17:47,625
You're ready to trample over
other people's feelings.
882
01:17:47,833 --> 01:17:50,625
You'll be a perfect husband.
883
01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:55,291
Disgusting! I'm making a big scene
like a wife.
884
01:17:59,916 --> 01:18:05,666
Rita, I had a horrible day.
I am dead tired.
885
01:18:05,916 --> 01:18:09,083
Are you sending me home
or you'll let me sleep here?
886
01:18:09,958 --> 01:18:13,708
Sleep here. Just don't make noise
when you leave tomorrow.
887
01:18:13,916 --> 01:18:16,916
I'm not marrying tomorrow,
and want to sleep.
888
01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:52,041
Fuck off, the usual nightmare.
889
01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:59,791
Those 80 centimeter figurines...
Yes, forget it. Put small ones.
890
01:19:00,083 --> 01:19:02,625
Yes, the smallest. Thanks.
891
01:19:04,833 --> 01:19:07,041
Holy Mary! It's late!
892
01:19:12,666 --> 01:19:15,875
- Come on, Nives, or we'll be late.
- Don't yell!
893
01:19:16,083 --> 01:19:19,916
- Dad, you're still like this?
- She's not coming out.
894
01:19:20,125 --> 01:19:24,041
- You're still like this?
- You've been in the bathroom an hour.
895
01:19:24,250 --> 01:19:27,583
- If only Raquel Welch had come out.
- Come on! If we are late,
896
01:19:27,791 --> 01:19:31,000
we'll get the blame!
- Of course!
897
01:19:47,791 --> 01:19:50,375
Oh, Holy Mary. I'm getting married.
898
01:19:54,666 --> 01:19:57,666
If I show up like this,
I'm already divorcing.
899
01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:15,791
"Instantaneous blond.
Is removed with alcohol."
900
01:20:16,041 --> 01:20:18,666
Darn it! Alright...
901
01:20:18,958 --> 01:20:21,625
How do dancers shave?
902
01:20:24,750 --> 01:20:26,750
Here. Depilzero.
903
01:20:37,583 --> 01:20:39,625
You want coffee?
904
01:20:39,833 --> 01:20:41,875
Sorry. Did I wake you?
905
01:20:42,083 --> 01:20:46,500
- No. I wanted to wish you the best.
- Thank you.
906
01:20:47,791 --> 01:20:52,000
- You're getting married like this?
- No. My suit is in the car.
907
01:20:52,208 --> 01:20:57,333
Not enough. When you marry you need
everything new or it brings bad luck.
908
01:20:57,541 --> 01:21:00,625
Yes, it brings bad luck! All new!
909
01:21:00,833 --> 01:21:03,416
Especially your underpants.
910
01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:22,541
- Look there!
- What a cutie!
911
01:21:22,750 --> 01:21:25,541
Yes, I am Catherine Deneuve.
912
01:21:30,708 --> 01:21:33,416
If I knew where he was
getting married.
913
01:22:05,541 --> 01:22:07,583
I don't think Arturo is coming.
914
01:22:31,125 --> 01:22:33,333
If he doesn't come,
I'll skin him alive.
915
01:22:33,541 --> 01:22:36,166
Calm down.
Let's not create suspicion.
916
01:22:37,208 --> 01:22:42,541
When our daughter will say "I do"
and nobody is next to her,
917
01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:45,375
they'll begin to suspect.
918
01:23:10,708 --> 01:23:11,916
Oh, Holy Mary.
919
01:23:14,041 --> 01:23:16,083
I've become like Raffaella Carrà.
920
01:23:21,208 --> 01:23:23,208
You can remove it with alcohol!
921
01:24:05,333 --> 01:24:07,333
Faster! Hurry!
922
01:24:07,541 --> 01:24:12,708
- You're getting married?
- No, a friend. Maybe.
923
01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:19,958
- I will scalp him.
- Let's not do anything crazy.
924
01:24:20,166 --> 01:24:23,916
The judge will see
the banquet invoice
925
01:24:24,125 --> 01:24:26,791
and will acquit me
for self-defense.
926
01:24:50,916 --> 01:24:53,875
Do you know where
the Mantua Duomo is?
927
01:24:54,083 --> 01:24:57,041
Follow us. Go!
928
01:25:13,708 --> 01:25:15,791
Sorry I'm late, love.
929
01:25:17,166 --> 01:25:20,666
Where're you going, animal?
My daughter is there.
930
01:25:20,875 --> 01:25:22,625
I made a mistake1
931
01:25:23,541 --> 01:25:26,166
- Excuse me.
- Keep your hands off my wife!
932
01:25:26,375 --> 01:25:31,875
Sorry, love. There was traffic.
Excuse me, everyone, if you can.
933
01:25:34,750 --> 01:25:39,000
- You too, if you can.
- What is this?
934
01:25:39,625 --> 01:25:43,875
- You're not...
- I swear! I did aerobics.
935
01:25:44,750 --> 01:25:47,750
I'm going to have a heart attack,
but I'm happy.
936
01:25:47,958 --> 01:25:52,000
Because when you'll
get kicked in the ass,
937
01:25:52,208 --> 01:25:55,500
don't look around. It is my ghost.
938
01:25:55,708 --> 01:25:58,583
Dad, don't die right now.
Everything is going smoothly.
939
01:25:58,791 --> 01:26:01,750
Hi, Uncle Igino.
Are you happy that he came?
940
01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:06,625
If it's your intention to unite
in matrimony, take your right hand
941
01:26:06,833 --> 01:26:11,000
and express, in front of God
and the Church, your consent.
942
01:26:14,750 --> 01:26:18,083
I, Susanna, take you, Arturo,
as my spouse
943
01:26:18,291 --> 01:26:20,791
and I promise
to be forever faithful...
944
01:26:22,416 --> 01:26:26,416
In joy and in sorrow,
in health and in illness
945
01:26:26,625 --> 01:26:29,541
and to love and honor you
every day of my life.
946
01:26:32,750 --> 01:26:36,875
I, Arturo, take you, Susanna,
as my bride
947
01:26:37,125 --> 01:26:39,708
and promise to be forever faithful,
948
01:26:41,541 --> 01:26:44,875
in joy and in sorrow,
in health and in illness
949
01:26:45,958 --> 01:26:49,250
and to love your and honor you
every day of my life.
950
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:53,375
- May I add something?
- No, be quiet.
951
01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:56,583
- Every night too.
- Well!
952
01:26:57,666 --> 01:27:03,000
You have declared your consent
before God,
953
01:27:03,208 --> 01:27:06,000
may He give you His blessing."
954
01:27:06,250 --> 01:27:09,416
What God has joined
men must not divide.
955
01:27:28,166 --> 01:27:30,166
We are surrounded.
956
01:27:50,041 --> 01:27:52,541
Your veil got stuck, Susy.
957
01:27:54,208 --> 01:27:56,916
Simona, thank you for coming.
958
01:27:58,208 --> 01:28:00,375
Thank you for inviting me.
959
01:28:00,625 --> 01:28:02,416
Hi, Simona. How are you?
960
01:28:05,208 --> 01:28:07,541
They put up another traffic light.
961
01:28:07,791 --> 01:28:09,333
Did you do it?
962
01:28:12,833 --> 01:28:15,625
Lord, bless the love
of these newlyweds.
963
01:28:15,833 --> 01:28:18,500
May the ring they will wear
as a symbol of faithfulness
964
01:28:18,708 --> 01:28:22,125
remind them to their mutual love.
- Amen.
965
01:28:22,333 --> 01:28:24,791
Arturo, Susanna, the rings.
966
01:28:31,916 --> 01:28:33,750
Well, the rings?
967
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:38,916
- Where did you put the rings?
- We're ruined.
968
01:28:40,958 --> 01:28:43,875
Be a good boy. Go to your master.
969
01:28:50,541 --> 01:28:52,416
Chaplain, backup is coming.
970
01:29:07,250 --> 01:29:10,666
Women always cry at weddings.
971
01:29:10,875 --> 01:29:13,166
- Even after.
- Don't mention it.
972
01:29:13,375 --> 01:29:16,000
- Do you have a handkerchief?
- Yes.
973
01:29:16,208 --> 01:29:18,208
- Here.
- Thank you.
974
01:29:20,416 --> 01:29:22,416
- Aren't you the ice-cream man?
- Yes.
975
01:29:22,625 --> 01:29:25,291
You are vanilla,
pistachio and strawberry. Remember?
976
01:29:25,500 --> 01:29:27,791
Yes. It was a long time ago.
977
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:30,083
- Are you married?
- I was.
978
01:29:30,291 --> 01:29:34,125
Me too.
I don't remember your name.
979
01:29:34,333 --> 01:29:36,791
Wolmer, with a "W".
980
01:30:08,375 --> 01:30:11,291
Who gave me this dog?
981
01:30:11,500 --> 01:30:14,208
Someone who loves you.
982
01:30:14,416 --> 01:30:15,833
You!
983
01:30:29,458 --> 01:30:32,625
Guys, I had a lot of affairs
with women.
984
01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:35,750
Salesgirls, students, wild nights.
985
01:30:35,958 --> 01:30:38,791
I remember Wilma, Ester,
Jole, Nadia and Betty.
986
01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:42,125
I'm like the Juventus team,
lots of championships won.
987
01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:49,166
I say: "Hi, blondie.
What're you doing tonight?"
988
01:30:50,208 --> 01:30:56,333
She was just a tease.
A serious chick.
989
01:30:56,541 --> 01:31:01,750
But with a couple of remarks
I solve the problem.
990
01:31:01,958 --> 01:31:05,458
What can I do? I'm not handsome,
but women like me.
991
01:31:06,250 --> 01:31:09,583
What are you doing now?
992
01:31:09,791 --> 01:31:12,541
I'm getting married!
993
01:31:12,750 --> 01:31:15,500
You're crazy! What are you doing?
994
01:31:15,708 --> 01:31:18,291
I'm getting married!
995
01:31:19,666 --> 01:31:21,750
Are you crazy?
996
01:31:22,875 --> 01:31:25,958
Go! Run to Marrakech!
997
01:31:26,166 --> 01:31:30,000
Guys, she's got
Raquel Welch's body!
998
01:31:35,583 --> 01:31:39,000
We'll marry wearing jeans.
The church is in the country
999
01:31:39,208 --> 01:31:41,916
and then we'll go eat
at the lasagna king's place.
75008
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