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WHAT? 16 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:03,797 -THERE ARE FOUR OF US BACK HERE. 17 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:06,400 WE NEED TO TAKE TURNS. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 18 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:07,501 -WHAT ARE YOU TALKING -- 19 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:08,536 YOU GUYS ARE THE SKINNIEST, ALL RIGHT? 20 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:11,239 YOU FOUR BARELY MAKE UP THREE PEOPLE AS IT IS. 21 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:13,107 -WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A BIGGER CAR? 22 00:01:13,141 --> 00:01:14,508 AREN'T YOU FROM TEXAS, TEX? 23 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:15,609 -OH, I'M SORRY. 24 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:18,179 THE X3 ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU, STEF? 25 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:20,114 NEXT TIME WE'LL TAKE YOUR CAR. 26 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:21,915 OH, RIGHT. YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CAR, DO YOU? 27 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:25,253 -UH, HIPSTERS DON'T HAVE CARS. 28 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:26,287 -WHAT? 29 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,356 -WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 30 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:30,391 -HIPSTERS -- THEY DON'T DRIVE. 31 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:31,892 -OKAY, I AM NOT A HIPSTER. 32 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,361 - ALL RIGHT. 33 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:34,628 - RIGHT. 34 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:35,929 -OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 35 00:01:35,963 --> 00:01:38,499 JUST BECAUSE I LIVE IN BUSHWICK, I HAVE A TATTOO, 36 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,568 AND I ACTUALLY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE 37 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,003 BETWEEN STARBUCKS COFFEE AND AU BON COFFEE 38 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:44,538 DOES NOT MAKE ME A HIPSTER. 39 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:47,007 -BUT THE THING IS, THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS, RIGHT? 40 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,143 HIPSTERS EXIST. SOMEONE HAS TO BE A HIPSTER. 41 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:51,212 -OKAY, ASSUMING THAT A HIPSTER DID HAVE A CAR 42 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:53,547 FOR, LIKE, EMERGENCY PURPOSES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, 43 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:54,815 WHAT KIND OF CAR WOULD THEY HAVE? 44 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,917 -LOOK, I DON'T KNOW. 45 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,452 I DON'T CARE. 46 00:01:58,486 --> 00:02:01,255 ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT ONCE YOU GO GERMAN, YOU DO NOT GO BACK. 47 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,124 WHAT WOULD GEORGE W. SAY? 48 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:20,441 -WHOOOOOSHHHHH. 49 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:23,477 -ROB, ARE YOU GONNA FILM THE WHOLE WEEKEND? 50 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:24,612 -YEAH, WHY NOT? 51 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,314 I MEAN, IT'S CHEAP, MAN. 52 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:28,816 IT DOESN'T COST ANYTHING TO MAKE FILMS THESE DAYS. 53 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:32,085 IT'S JUST DATA, RIGHT? ZEROES AND ONES. 54 00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:34,822 -DON'T LET JEAN-LUC GODARD HEAR YOU SAY THAT. 55 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:37,525 -NO, I FIND MYSELF MORE IN THE TRUFFAUT VEIN, ACTUALLY, 56 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:39,893 BUT, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER WORKS. 57 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,030 -OH, GREAT. 58 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:46,734 -I'VE GOT HER WITH A HAT AND NOW SHE'S FILMING, AS WELL. 59 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,769 THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. 60 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,838 -HEY, STEF, LOOK RIGHT HERE. 61 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,874 -YO, TEX, WHEN ARE WE GETTING THERE? 62 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,243 -LOOK, I DON'T KNOW. 63 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,878 AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THESE TRUFFAUT AND GODARD CATS. 64 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:00,180 ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT IF I DON'T CATCH A BEAR 65 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:03,217 ON ONE OF THESE CAMERAS, THEN I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK. 66 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:04,818 -OKAY, THERE ARE BEARS UP THERE? 67 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,620 WHERE DID YOU FIND THE HOUSE? 68 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:08,088 IS IT A FRIEND'S PLACE? 69 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:09,757 -NAH. 70 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,559 I GOT IT ON AIRBNB. 71 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:12,960 -OH, MY GOD! 72 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:14,161 -WHAT? 73 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,429 -ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 74 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:16,964 -WHAT? 75 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:18,299 -THE INTERNET? 76 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:20,301 OUR ONE FUCKING WEEKEND AWAY FROM BROOKLYN ALL YEAR, 77 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,270 AND YOU GET A HOUSE FROM THE INTERNET? 78 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:24,672 -DID YOU SEE THE PHOTOS? THE PHOTOS ARE AWESOME. 79 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:25,906 -UH, DUDE? PHOTOSHOP. 80 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:28,041 -UH, CRAIGSLIST MURDERERS? HOW ABOUT THAT ONE? 81 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:30,378 -WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. NO ONE'S EVER GOTTEN MURDERED ON CRAIGSLIST. 82 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:31,412 -BULLSHIT! 83 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:33,113 -UM, YES, THEY DID. THAT'S A FACT. 84 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:35,649 SOME GIRL IN WILLIAMSBURG -- JUST LAST MONTH. 85 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:38,252 SHE ANSWERED ONE OF THOSE MISSING-ON-A-SUBWAY THINGS. 86 00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:39,787 SHE WAS CUT UP AND LEFT IN A BATH FOR CHRIST SAKE. 87 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,221 -OH, MY GOD. 88 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:44,992 -WAS IT AT LEAST A VINTAGE, FREESTANDING, CLAW-FOOT BATH? 89 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,660 -THIS ISN'T CRAIGSLIST, IS IT? 90 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,629 IT'S AIRBNB AND IT'S MEMBER-RATED 91 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:51,031 AND THE HOUSE IS GONNA BE FUCKING AWESOME, 92 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,033 SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR NOW. 93 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,835 -UH, I'M JUST SAYING YOU CAN'T TRUST THE INTERNET. 94 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,103 THAT'S ALL. 95 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:58,071 -WELL, THEN, WHO CAN YOU TRUST? 96 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:04,445 - "TAXIDERMY." 97 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:09,650 HEY, MAYBE WE CAN GET YOUR BEAR STUFFED THERE, HUH? 98 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:13,487 -MARIE, YOU SPEAK KOREAN, RIGHT? 99 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:14,855 -UH-HUH. 100 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:16,624 -YOU HUNGRY? 101 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:18,526 -IT'S CLOSED. 102 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:20,994 -AH, WE'RE ONLY 10 MINUTES AWAY FROM THE HOUSE. 103 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,262 I SAY WE GO TAKE A LOOK. 104 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:23,297 -I DON'T KNOW. 105 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:24,998 IT'S -- IT'S CLOSED. WHAT'S THE POINT? 106 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:26,467 -YEAH, COME ON. 107 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:29,337 EVEN IF IT'S CLOSED, YOU KNOW, LIKE, ABANDONED PLACES AND SHIT 108 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:31,939 ALWAYS LOOK REALLY GOOD FOR PHOTOS AND STUFF, 109 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,974 ESPECIALLY ON FILM. -THAT'S TRUE. 110 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,709 -WAIT, SO, YOU SHOOT ON FILM? 111 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:36,844 -HELL YEAH, MAN. 112 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,846 -THE STUFF -- THAT CRAP LOOKS LIKE SHIT. 113 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:41,014 I WANT SOME TEXTURE, SOME EMOTION, YOU KNOW? 114 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:42,182 SOME REAL. 115 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:43,651 -ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET REAL THEN. 116 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:45,719 -FUCK YEAH. 117 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:56,964 -YO, YOU GUYS READY? 118 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,899 -YOU LEAD THE WAY. GO. 119 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:01,935 -LET'S FUCKING DO THIS. 120 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:12,513 YEAH, EVEN THE "WELCOME" SIGN IS CREEPY. 121 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:14,782 WHOA. 122 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:17,685 -IT'S A KOREAN RESTAURANT. 123 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:20,788 -UGH. THIS IS CREEPY. 124 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,690 -SO CREEPY. 125 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:23,757 -DEAD BIRD. 126 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:25,192 -NO FUCKING WAY. 127 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:27,995 AW, THAT'S SO DISGUSTING! 128 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:29,697 OH, MY GOD! ITS HEAD IS CRUSHED. 129 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:32,833 HEY, LET'S CHECK AROUND THE BACK. 130 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:36,670 -THEY REALLY LET THIS PLACE GO. 131 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:42,610 WHAT DID THIS -- WHAT WAS THIS? 132 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:44,144 EW. 133 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,814 EW! IT'S WET. 134 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:54,455 -OH, MY GOD. PUT THAT DOWN. 135 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:57,024 QUIT BEING SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE. 136 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,859 PUT THAT DOWN. 137 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:00,728 -EW. THAT IS SO GROSS. 138 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:03,464 JUST -- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 139 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,533 THAT'S DISGUSTING. 140 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,970 -HOLY SHIT. 141 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:13,874 NICE, MICHAEL. 142 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:14,942 -IT'S LOCKED. 143 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,810 -FUCKING KICK THAT SHIT IN. 144 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:18,245 -YOU WANT ME TO? 145 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:20,848 -YES, KICK IT IN! KICK IT IN. 146 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:21,982 KICK IT IN, KICK IT IN. 147 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,050 YEAH! 148 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:25,653 YOU FUCKING BROKE THE DOOR. 149 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,154 LEFT EVERYTHING HERE. 150 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:28,656 -IT'S LIKE THEY REPO'D THIS SHIT. 151 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:29,790 -OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THIS. 152 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:33,727 AW, THESE DON'T FUCKING WORK. 153 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,138 THIS PLACE IS FUCKING WEIRD. 154 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,715 DID YOU GET IT? 155 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,518 -FUCK. 156 00:06:57,551 --> 00:07:00,087 CAN WE FUCKING GO? ROB, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 157 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:03,123 -I DON'T KNOW. SOMEONE, LIKE, DROPPED SOME PLATES DOWN. 158 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,124 -UM... 159 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,325 -COME ON. LET'S GO. COME ON, TEX. 160 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:07,695 -WELL, OKAY, HOLD ON. HAS ANYONE SEEN THE KEYS? 161 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:09,162 -FUCK OFF, TEX. -YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 162 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:10,163 -SERIOUSLY? 163 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:11,699 -WHAT? NONE OF YOU HAVE THE KEYS? 164 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:13,100 -OH, COME ON. 165 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:14,267 -SHIT. 166 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:15,302 GUESS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO STAY HERE, THEN. 167 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:16,804 -YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. 168 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:17,838 -NO WAY. 169 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:18,839 -THOSE MATTRESSES DIDN'T LOOK TOO BAD. 170 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:19,907 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 171 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:20,908 -OH, MY GOD. 172 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,242 -I'M NOT STAYING ON THOSE MATTRESSES. 173 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:24,845 -YOU GUYS ARE RIDICULOUS. 174 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,246 YOU GOT TO LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP 175 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,181 IF WE'RE GONNA HAVE ANY FUN AROUND HERE. 176 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,850 -FUCKING SERIOUS? -COME ON, GUYS. 177 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,051 OF COURSE I HAVE THE KEYS. 178 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:37,090 -GUYS, LOOK AT THIS. 179 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,792 -WOW. 180 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,994 -NOW DO YOU SEE WHY I'M FILMING THIS STUFF? 181 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:47,701 -I REALLY HOPE THE HOUSE IS THIS COOL. 182 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:49,436 -TEX, DUDE, ARE WE THERE YET? 183 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,639 MAN, MY HAMSTRINGS ARE KILLING ME. 184 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:53,774 I NEED TO DO YOGA ASAP. 185 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,510 -YO, TEX, PULL OVER RIGHT HERE. 186 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:59,513 TURN RIGHT. RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE. 187 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:03,784 WAIT FOR IT. WAIT FOR IT. 188 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,386 FUCK YES. 189 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:09,122 STOP RIGHT HERE. 190 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,424 -ALL RIGHT, THIS IS PRETTY COOL, I ADMIT. 191 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:12,926 -HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS? 192 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,704 -WHOA. 193 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,244 -WELL, THIS IS LOVELY. 194 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:34,114 AND YET, I SOMEHOW DON'T THINK WE'LL BE STAYING HERE. 195 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:37,317 UH, THIS IS NOT OUR HOUSE. 196 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,935 -WHICH HOUSE NUMBER WAS IT AGAIN? 197 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,336 -UH... 198 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,271 -I THINK IT WAS FOUR. 199 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:00,107 -HEY, STEF. -WHAT? 200 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,842 -CAN YOU CHECK AND SEE WHAT NUMBER IT IS? 201 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,644 -NO, YOU CHECK IT. 202 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,913 MARIE, CAN YOU? 203 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,715 -CHECK YOUR FUCKING E-MAIL. 204 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:10,684 -UH, WE PASSED THIS BIT LIKE 15 MINUTES AGO. 205 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,385 -I KNOW THAT, SWEETHEART. 206 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:14,788 -SO WE'RE LOST? 207 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:16,389 - IT'S A NUMBER THREE. 208 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:18,258 JUST LOOK OUT FOR A NUMBER THREE. 209 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,861 IT SAYS ITS OVER THE BRIDGE AND THEN NUMBER THREE. 210 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,462 -THERE WAS A SMALL BRIDGE BACK THERE. 211 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:23,664 -YEAH. 212 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:28,936 DISCO. 213 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:32,005 -PLEASE. 214 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,907 -TOLD YOU IT WAS AROUND HERE. 215 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:37,077 -HEY, WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE GOOD FOR SOMETHING. 216 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,012 -LOOKS LIKE MY BATTERY'S DYING. 217 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:41,682 -DUDE, BATTERIES? YOU'RE A DIGITAL MORON. 218 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,316 THEY'RE MECHANICAL, BABY. 219 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,252 -CAN SOMEONE PASS ME A BATTERY? 220 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,120 -ZOE. 221 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,255 -ZOE. 222 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,990 -ZOE! 223 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,458 ZOE, GIVE ROB A BATTERY. 224 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:52,926 -SHE'S FUCKING ASLEEP AGAIN. 225 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,527 -OH, MY GOD. ZOE. 226 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:55,663 -ZOE, WAKE UP. 227 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:58,198 -ZOE, WAKE UP. WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 228 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,668 -OF COURSE, SHE'S PASSED OUT. 229 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,203 -ALL RIGHT. CHECK IT OUT. 230 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:04,938 -LET'S GO. 231 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,439 -THANK GOD FOR THAT. 232 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:07,941 -YO, I GOT POINT ON THIS ONE. 233 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,677 LET ME GET THIS. 234 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,617 UH, KEY'S IN HERE, THEY SAID. 235 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:22,322 -NO ONE IN THERE, ROB. 236 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,324 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ROB? 237 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,999 -OOH! DAMN! 238 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:35,669 -HOLY SHIT! THIS IS NICE! 239 00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:37,805 -THIS IS THAT HOUSE & GARDEN SHIT RIGHT HERE, BRO. 240 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,039 I'M TELLING YOU. 241 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,341 -DAMN. 242 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:46,213 -DAMN. THIS IS DOING IT FOR ME. 243 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:51,551 -I HAD VISIONS OF, LIKE, SOME "BLAIR WITCH" CAMPING SHIT. 244 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:52,820 -AW, COME ON. 245 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,088 -EVERYONE, HEY. HEY, LOOK. LOOK WHO JUST WOKE UP. 246 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,092 MADAME, YOUR HUMBLE ABODE. 247 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,394 -QUITE NICE, KIND SIR. 248 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,663 QUITE NICE. APPROVED. 249 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:13,741 HEY, ROB. 250 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,409 -DUDE, I GOT ALL THIS STUFF OFF OF eBAY. 251 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:17,677 -REALLY? 252 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:18,678 -YEAH. 253 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:19,880 -WHAT IS THIS? 254 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,481 -CAMERA EQUIPMENT. 255 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,285 -OKAY, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL OF THESE? 256 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,221 -WE'RE GONNA SHOOT -- SHOOT ALL THIS. 257 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,090 MAKE A MOVIE -- VACATION MOVIE. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 258 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,925 -OH, WE SHOULD SHOOT THE ENTIRE WEEKEND. 259 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,260 THIS WILL BE FUCKING AWESOME. 260 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,995 -SERIOUSLY? YOU'RE GONNA PUT IT ON YouTube OR WHAT? 261 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,563 -YEAH, GET HITS -- GIVE MY FILM A GREATER USE. 262 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,799 GET SOME NICE UNDERWATER SHOTS. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 263 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,801 -THE, UH, VACATION VIDEOS 264 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,335 OF, LIKE, FUJI AND SHIT, THEY GO UNDERWATER. 265 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,636 IT'S SO COOL. 266 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,205 -WE CAN DO IT WITH THESE. 267 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:46,339 HOW COOL IS THAT? 268 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,608 -IT'S FUCKING AMAZING. 269 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:52,145 - OH, WOW. 270 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:41,028 EUGH. MR. RODENT. EUGH. 271 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,900 EH. 272 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:50,403 OOH-OOH! 273 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,705 HUH. 274 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,114 OH. 275 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,649 BACK TO THE OLD SCHOOL, MAN. 276 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:39,686 WHY DON'T WE TAKE THIS BIKE OUT AND GO GET SOME FOOTAGE, HUH? 277 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:42,322 -HELL YEAH! 278 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,557 -CAN YOU EVEN HUNT BEAR ON A MOUNTAIN BIKE? 279 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,559 -I THINK THESE ASSHOLES PROBABLY CAN. 280 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,728 -DUDE, WE GOT TO TAKE THE CANOE OUT LATER, TOO. 281 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,330 I BROUGHT SOME FUCKING FIREWORKS. 282 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,332 YO, WE'LL LIGHT THEM OFF RIGHT FROM INSIDE. 283 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,367 -UH, DUDE, FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN THE STATE OF NEW YORK. 284 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,737 UH, WELL, SO IS DOWNLOADING MUSIC FROM THE INTERNET. 285 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,372 -I'VE GOT A VERY CLEAR POLICY. 286 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:02,242 I DOWNLOAD FIRST, AND THEN IF I LIKE, I ALWAYS BUY. 287 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:05,045 -WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE SPOTIFY LIKE A NORMAL PERSON? 288 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,547 -NO, I FEEL NERVOUS IF I DON'T HAVE OWNERSHIP. 289 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,883 -UH, ILLEGAL OWNERSHIP. 290 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,218 -IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT. 291 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,120 IT'S MORE ABOUT RELYING ON THE INTERNET UNNECESSARILY. 292 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,489 LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE, DO WE EVEN HAVE A CONNECTION HERE? 293 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,691 -OH, SHIT. I DIDN'T EVEN ASK. 294 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,827 I JUST ASSUMED WIRELESS, RIGHT? 295 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,795 I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 296 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,867 NO. 297 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,637 -SO, LUCKY I DIDN'T RELY ON THAT. 298 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,673 -WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TRUSTING THE INTERNET, WILLIAM GIBSON? 299 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,409 -I'M A HIPSTER, AND WE'RE KNOWN FOR BEING CONTRARIAN. 300 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,411 I HAVE TO LIVE UP TO THAT REPUTATION, BABY. 301 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,621 -YOU KNOW WHAT? 302 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,357 DUDE, WE SHOULD MAKE A FIRE. 303 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,959 -NO. 304 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,161 WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL OVEN THERE. 305 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,862 A DOUBLE OVEN, IN FACT. 306 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,497 I DREAM OF HAVING A DOUBLE OVEN. 307 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,200 -FUCK THAT. 308 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,402 LET'S MAKE A FIRE. IT'S MUCH MORE FUN. 309 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,737 -I AGREE, AND IT HELPS KEEP MOSQUITOS AWAY. 310 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,506 -FIRE IS ALSO MUCH COOLER. 311 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,809 I MEAN, I DON'T DISMISS THE DOUBLE OVEN LIGHTLY. 312 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,445 A DOUBLE OVEN IS SOMETHING TO BEHOLD. 313 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,714 BUT SERIOUSLY, WOOD CHIPS ON A FIRE? 314 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,150 THAT'S REAL, YOU KNOW -- AN EXPERIENCE. 315 00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:19,186 -OKAY, WHY WON'T ANYONE LET ME USE MY OVEN? 316 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,488 I LOVE THIS OVEN. 317 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,623 -SWEETHEART, WE'RE HERE FOR THREE NIGHTS. 318 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,758 WE'LL LET YOU PLAY MARTHA TOMORROW NIGHT. 319 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,295 -OKAY. DEALIO. 320 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,531 -SO, WHAT'S FOR DINNER TONIGHT, CHEF? 321 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,233 - KALBI. 322 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,702 -OOH! -RAH-RAH-RAH-HAH. 323 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,470 -SWEET. HOW DID YOU DO IT? 324 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,673 - MARINATED FOR TWO DAYS IN PINEAPPLE, 325 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:44,978 SOY SAUCE, UH, SOME CHILIES, SOME GARLIC -- 326 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,347 ACTUALLY, A FUCK LOAD OF GARLIC -- 327 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:52,619 UH, SOME SUGAR, SALT AND PEPPER, OBVIOUSLY, AND A CAN OF COKE. 328 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,755 -A CAN OF COKE? 329 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,424 -THAT'S RIGHT, BIG BOY. 330 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,926 UM, YEAH. APPARENTLY, IT MAKES THE MEAT TENDER. 331 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,861 -OH, NICE. WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT? 332 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,330 -I DON'T KNOW. SOME BLOG. 333 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,565 -WHAT THE FUCK IS KALBI? 334 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,435 -YOU'RE A RETARD, BIG GUY. 335 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,886 - YOU GUYS REALIZE THAT THE ONLY TIME 336 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:31,091 WE SHUT THE FUCK UP IS WHEN WE'RE ALL EATING LIKE THIS? 337 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:36,563 -WELL, ACTUALLY, THE ONLY TIME WE ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP 338 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,199 IS WHEN WE'RE EATING SOMETHING THAT I MADE. 339 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,367 DON'T FORGET THAT. 340 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,703 -YEAH, BOY AIN'T LYING. 341 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,206 I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT KALBI IS. 342 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,244 -OKAY. 343 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:57,184 -MM. 344 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,899 -NOT BAD, HUH? 345 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:15,968 YEAH, THE GUY WHO OWNS THE HOUSE MAKES THE CREAM. 346 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,771 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THIS SECRET NEW FORMULA. 347 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,707 MADE THE GUY A TON OF MONEY. 348 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,250 -CAN YOU STOP THAT? 349 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:33,052 -WHAT? I WAS THINKING WE COULD, YOU KNOW... 350 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,487 -WHAT? 351 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:37,557 -...MAKE A SEX TAPE. 352 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,692 ALL RIGHT! 353 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,328 -MM, NOT NOW. LATER. 354 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:44,030 -OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE SUCH A TEASE. 355 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:48,301 YOU KNOW, WE COULD MAKE A TON OF MONEY WITH THIS GoPro. 356 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,969 -UH, WHAT'S A GoPro? 357 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,504 -I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST THE NAME. 358 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,840 -THAT'S A STUPID NAME. 359 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:57,344 -WELL, MAYBE IT SHOULD BE THE Go-DOWN-Pro. 360 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,911 -OH, YEAH? 361 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,079 -YEAH. 362 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,548 -I SAID NOT NOW, BABE. 363 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,083 YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT MONEY, I BELIEVE? 364 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,718 -YEAH, OKAY, WE DO A FILM. 365 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,488 I'LL FILM YOU AS IF I'M SNEAKING UP ON YOU, 366 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,089 WATCHING YOU GET CHANGED. 367 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,358 LIKE A VOYEUR. 368 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,692 - HOW MUCH? 369 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,727 -WHAT? -HOW MUCH MONEY? 370 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,529 -OH, I DON'T KNOW. 371 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:20,267 SNEEZING PANDAS AND SHIT MAKE A TON OF MONEY ON YouTube. 372 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,734 -RIGHT. 373 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:25,605 -AND YOU'RE CLEARLY WAY MORE FUCKABLE THAN A SNEEZING PANDA. 374 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,507 -WHATEVER. 375 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:33,213 -FUCK YEAH. THIS IS DOPE. 376 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,294 SUMMER 2013 -- 377 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:51,298 UPSTATE NEW YORK -- STARRING ME. 378 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:56,536 BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL. 379 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,539 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, INSTA. 380 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,308 AW, WHAT THE FUCK? 381 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,543 "COULD NOT REFRESH FEED"? 382 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:07,547 FUCK YOU, INSTA. FUCK YOU. 383 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,349 AH. 384 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:14,354 YO, TEX! TEX! MARIE! 385 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,659 -GOT KIND OF COLD OUT. 386 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,461 -YEAH, IT IS CHILLY. 387 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,330 WISH I HAD A SWEATER. 388 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,232 -YEAH, WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING ONE? 389 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,633 -I BROUGHT LIKE THREE. 390 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,301 -YOU SHOULD BE WEARING ONE. 391 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,637 EW. LOOK AT THIS. 392 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,539 -WHAT? WHAT IS THAT? 393 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,006 -I DON'T KNOW. 394 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,743 -WELL, DON'T TOUCH IT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 395 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,745 -GOD, RELAX. 396 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,081 -OH, MY GOD, TEX! WHAT THE FUCK?! 397 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,083 GET IT OFF ME, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. 398 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,151 -ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 399 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,553 -GET IT OFF. OH, MY GOD. 400 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,888 -OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. RELAX. IT'S OFF. 401 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,022 -GET IT OFF -- ALL OF IT. 402 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,458 -ALL RIGHT, IT'S OFF. YOU'RE GOOD. 403 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,125 -ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 404 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,527 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT IS. 405 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,729 I DON'T WANT TO DIE BY SOME STUPID NATURE SHIT. 406 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,030 THERE'S POISON IVY OUT HERE. 407 00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:00,233 -LOOK, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, RIGHT? 408 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,769 SO YOU AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME THAT IT'S HARMFUL. 409 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,103 IT COULD BE REALLY COOL. 410 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:07,173 IT COULD BE THE FUCKING CURE FOR CANCER RIGHT THERE. 411 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,509 -MICHAEL 412 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,379 OKAY, I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU ARE GOING A LITTLE STRANGE OUT HERE. 413 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,814 LIKE, WE ARE IN THE WOODS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. 414 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,783 THIS IS NOT THE CURE FOR CANCER. 415 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:20,387 -I FUNDAMENTALLY BELIEVE THAT NATURE WANTS US TO SURVIVE. 416 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,290 NATURE WANTS US TO FROLIC THROUGH THE FOREST 417 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:27,026 AND PICK BERRIES OFF THE TREES, DRINK MILK, BARBECUE KALBI. 418 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,628 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. 419 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:31,398 NATURE WANTS US TO SURVIVE AND PROSPER, BABY. 420 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,432 -OH, MY GOD, DUDE. 421 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,766 I DON'T KNOW, ALL RIGHT, 422 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,835 BUT AT THIS POINT, I SAY FUCK NATURE. 423 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,570 YOU TWO ARE A LITTLE MUCH FOR ME. 424 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:38,705 I'M GOING BEAR HUNTING. 425 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,255 -THIS IS CREEPY. 426 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,890 -ROB? IS THAT YOU? 427 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,966 OH, SHIT! OH, FUCK! 428 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,448 UGH. 429 00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:17,289 EUGH. 430 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:49,515 W-WHOA! AAH! 431 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:11,270 WHOO! 432 00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:27,186 OH! 433 00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:18,630 -HUH. 434 00:28:18,664 --> 00:28:21,433 THIS CAMERA ACTUALLY ISN'T SO BAD. 435 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:23,369 NOW I SEE WHAT EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT. 436 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:26,438 RE-TOUCH THIS. 437 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:31,778 WHY ARE YOU PUTTING MAKEUP ON? 438 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,379 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 439 00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:35,782 -UM, WE'RE IN THE FOREST. 440 00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:37,649 - COOL IT. 441 00:28:37,683 --> 00:28:39,585 IT'S ALL GOOD. HOLD ON. 442 00:28:39,618 --> 00:28:41,253 -NO ONE IS WATCHING. 443 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:42,588 -SO RIDICULOUS. 444 00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:45,491 -WHATEVER. 445 00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:47,894 -HEY, I GOT MY OWN PATTERN. 446 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:50,830 -OKAY. 447 00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:04,043 -YO, ZOE, YOU ALL RIGHT? 448 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:07,313 -I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. 449 00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:09,949 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 450 00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:13,185 -"RIGHT THERE" OBVIOUSLY MEANS SOMEWHERE IN THIS AREA. 451 00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:14,386 -STOP RIGHT THERE. 452 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,621 -OW! 453 00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:17,656 -THIS IS THE EXPERIENCE YOU WERE SHOWING US, ROB? 454 00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:20,659 -THERE WAS, UH, FUCKING STICKS IN THE FUCKING GROUND. 455 00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:21,994 IT HURT. 456 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:23,996 -FUCKING WHAT AN EXPERIENCE. 457 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:26,298 SAME FIRE PIT WE WERE AT BEFORE. 458 00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:28,167 SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT TIME. 459 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,102 -WELL DONE. 460 00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:32,304 -ALL RIGHT, I WANT TO GO FURTHER. 461 00:29:32,338 --> 00:29:34,306 -ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO FURTHER. 462 00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:36,843 -WE'RE -- N-- WE'RE GOING IN THERE? 463 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:37,844 -FAR ENOUGH. 464 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:41,747 -SERIOUSLY? IT'S SO DARK. JESUS. 465 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,182 -WELL, AT LEAST I GOT MY PROTEIN FOR THE WEEK. 466 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:47,053 I ATE LIKE 40 BUGS JUST NOW. 467 00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:48,354 -GUYS, I'M GONNA HURL. 468 00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:50,289 -THIS IS INTENSE. 469 00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:51,757 -NO, NO. GO, GO. 470 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,759 WHY AM -- WHY AM I LAST? 471 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,661 -IT'S NOT REALLY A TRAIL. 472 00:29:55,694 --> 00:29:57,396 IT'S JUST KIND OF A... 473 00:29:57,429 --> 00:29:59,565 -GUYS, SHOULD WE WAIT FOR TEX? 474 00:29:59,598 --> 00:30:01,100 TEX CAN MAKE A FIRE. 475 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,103 -TEX! FIRE! AMERICA! 476 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,605 -I'M FUCKING DRUNK. HEY. 477 00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:10,242 -OOH, IS THIS THE MAGICAL EXPERIENCE 478 00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:12,912 THAT WE'RE EXPERIENCING TODAY? 479 00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:15,781 -UH, MAYBE I'M JUST WASTED HERE. 480 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,483 -UGH, ARE WE CLOSE? 481 00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:18,517 -OH, MY GOD. 482 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,186 -FUCKING SCARES ME A LITTLE BIT. 483 00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:21,988 -OH, SHIT! FOUND IT! 484 00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,122 -ALL RIGHT. 485 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:24,390 -LET'S LIGHT THIS BITCH UP. 486 00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:25,624 -LET'S GET THIS SHIT GOING! 487 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:26,758 -WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 488 00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:27,793 -WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 489 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,328 -SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING, RIGHT? 490 00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:31,030 -GUYS, I'VE DONE THIS LIKE A MILLION, TRILLION TIMES. 491 00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:32,531 -IT'S GONNA BLOW UP IN HER FACE OR SOMETHING. 492 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:34,266 -OKAY, I'M STEPPING ASIDE. 493 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:36,035 -UM, WHO'S GOT A LIGHTER? OOH. 494 00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:37,536 -OH, WHO'S GOT A LIGHTER? 495 00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:38,837 -YEAH, OKAY. OKAY. BUT WAIT. WAIT. 496 00:30:38,871 --> 00:30:40,106 -CAN'T WE DO, LIKE, AND ELECTRIC FIREPLACE INSIDE? 497 00:30:40,139 --> 00:30:43,209 -AN ELECTRIC FIREPLACE. 498 00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:51,918 -WHY DON'T YOU GO HELP HER, MICHAEL? 499 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,519 -OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 500 00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:55,387 -WHOO! 501 00:30:55,421 --> 00:30:57,389 -WHOA, THERE YOU GO. 502 00:30:57,423 --> 00:30:59,325 -WOW. 503 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,060 -THERE WE GO. 504 00:31:01,093 --> 00:31:02,594 -THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 505 00:31:02,628 --> 00:31:03,996 -YEAH, BUDDY. 506 00:31:05,164 --> 00:31:06,865 -ROB, ARE YOU HIGH AS FUCK? 507 00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:08,734 YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING FOR, LIKE, TWO MINUTES. 508 00:31:08,767 --> 00:31:09,735 - HE IS SO HIGH. 509 00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:10,802 GOOD FIRE, STEF. 510 00:31:10,836 --> 00:31:12,004 -YEAH, SHIT. 511 00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:13,772 THIS IS THE KING AND THE QUEEN OF THE CAMPFIRE. 512 00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:15,141 I WILL BE IN CHARGE OF -- 513 00:31:15,174 --> 00:31:16,675 -PROBABLY THE BEST FIRE EVER MADE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. 514 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:17,843 -OW. OH, MY GOD. 515 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,445 -I KNOW I GIVE HIM SHIT, BUT I REALLY LIKE TEX. 516 00:31:19,478 --> 00:31:21,013 -OH, IT'S TOO HOT. I'M NOT SITTING. 517 00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:21,981 I'M GONNA CROUCH. 518 00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:23,549 -HOW MANY CAMERAS DO YOU HAVE? 519 00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:25,184 -I DON'T KNOW. 520 00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:26,285 -REALLY? 521 00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:29,155 CAN -- CAN YOU STOP THAT? 522 00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:32,724 -WHAT? ME -- I -- I JUST WANT TO -- WATCH. 523 00:31:32,758 --> 00:31:34,693 I JUST WANT TO GET YOU. 524 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:35,794 -WHAT? 525 00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:38,430 -I WANT TO FUCK -- I WANT TO FILM YOU. 526 00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:39,598 I WANT TO FILM YOU. 527 00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:40,899 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK -- YOU LOOK -- 528 00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:43,869 -OH. I LOOK -- I LOOK LIKE WHAT? 529 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:47,506 -YOU LOOK AWESOME IN THIS LIGHT OF THE CAMERA. 530 00:31:47,539 --> 00:31:48,540 LOOK AWESOME. 531 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:50,142 -YEAH. OKAY. 532 00:31:50,176 --> 00:31:52,979 -YOU LOOK AWESOME. 533 00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:54,080 -YO, YOU ALL RIGHT? 534 00:31:54,113 --> 00:31:55,181 -SHOTGUN THAT. 535 00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:58,350 HEY, SHOTGUN THAT. 536 00:31:58,384 --> 00:31:59,351 SHOTGUN THAT. 537 00:31:59,385 --> 00:32:01,053 DRINK IT. DRINK IT. 538 00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:03,155 -FUCK YEAH. OKAY, WAIT, I NEED A STICK OR SOMETHING. 539 00:32:03,189 --> 00:32:04,656 -BETTER YET, JUST CHUG IT. JUST CHUG IT. 540 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:05,891 -OKAY, READY? OKAY, NO, NO, NO. 541 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,259 OKAY, READY? 542 00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:09,328 -YOU LOOK GOOD. 543 00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:11,797 -OH, SHIT! 544 00:32:11,830 --> 00:32:13,499 -OH, FUCK! 545 00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:15,434 -OH, MY GOD. 546 00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:18,804 -WOW! CRAZIEST SHIT I EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE. 547 00:32:18,837 --> 00:32:20,172 -HOLY SHIT. 548 00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:21,607 -OH, MY GOD. 549 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,442 EW! YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL STICKY NOW. 550 00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:25,811 -UGH, FUCK! 551 00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:28,614 -HOLY SH-- 552 00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:32,618 -IS THIS LIKE "GIRLS GONE WILD"? THIS IS INSANE. 553 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:34,286 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT. 554 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:36,688 -DID YOU HONESTLY SEE THAT? 555 00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:37,889 -SHE'S GONNA THROW UP, RIGHT? 556 00:32:37,923 --> 00:32:39,091 -YOU ALL RIGHT? 557 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,526 -SO QUIET. 558 00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:44,863 -YO, YOU ALL RIGHT? 559 00:32:44,896 --> 00:32:46,898 -OH, MY GOD. EW. 560 00:32:46,932 --> 00:32:48,967 -YO, YOU ALL RIGHT? 561 00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:50,802 -YEAH, I'M FINE. 562 00:32:50,836 --> 00:32:52,571 -OH, MY GOD. 563 00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:55,741 -JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH BEER, OKAY? NOTHING. 564 00:32:55,774 --> 00:32:57,476 -NOTHING? -THAT WAS INSANE. 565 00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:59,678 -YEAH, NOTHING. -NOTHING. 566 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:01,880 -OKAY, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 567 00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:03,782 -UH, W-WHAT? NOTHING. 568 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,417 IT MEANS NOTHING. 569 00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:06,552 -OKAY, STEF. 570 00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:08,154 -CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR TESTOSTERONE LEVELS? 571 00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:09,788 -GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, MICHAEL. 572 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,457 -SORRY. ALL RIGHT. 573 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:14,260 -YEAH, ST-- OKAY, STEF. YEAH. 574 00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:20,332 -WHAT? ARE YOU TOO HIGH? 575 00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:21,867 -TELL ME. NO, TELL ME. 576 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,602 YOU'RE SO FUCKING PERFECT. 577 00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:27,473 YOU HAVE ALL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER FOR WORKING AT A FUCKING BAR. 578 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:29,341 JESUS. 579 00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:34,513 -YEAH, BECAUSE I'M NOT HIGH EVERY SINGLE DAY, ZOE. 580 00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:36,548 MAYBE THAT'S WHY I HAVE A JOB. 581 00:33:36,582 --> 00:33:38,584 -PBHT! I'm high! 582 00:33:38,617 --> 00:33:41,253 -YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT, STEF. 583 00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:45,457 AND, HONESTLY, YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT, OKAY? 584 00:33:45,491 --> 00:33:46,925 FUCK YOU. 585 00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:48,594 -ZOE. 586 00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:50,262 -FUCK YOU! 587 00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:51,930 -ZOE! 588 00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:53,332 -OH -- OH, MY GOD. -FUCK YOU! 589 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,401 -OH, MY GOD. 590 00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:57,269 -SHOULD I GO GET HER? 591 00:33:57,303 --> 00:33:59,771 -YEAH. YEAH. THAT'D BE A GOOD IDEA, MARIE. 592 00:33:59,805 --> 00:34:01,840 -I DON'T KNOW. -GO! 593 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,442 -GO GET HER. AW, FUCK. 594 00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:05,777 SHE'LL HURT HERSELF. I'LL GO GET HER. 595 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:06,878 -THANK YOU. 596 00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:08,414 -HEY, ZOE. 597 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:10,015 IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'LL GET HER. 598 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,918 -YEAH, WELL, MAKE SURE HER PANTS ARE UP WHEN SHE COMES BACK. 599 00:34:12,951 --> 00:34:15,121 -HEY. Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! 600 00:34:15,154 --> 00:34:16,855 -WHAT? 601 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,928 - MERRILY. 602 00:34:46,218 --> 00:34:49,255 -I DON'T KNOW. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THAT HARSH ON HER. 603 00:34:49,288 --> 00:34:51,890 -HARSH ON HER? I DIDN'T FUCKING SAY ANYTHING. 604 00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:56,061 -LOOK WHO I FOUND. 605 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:59,898 SHE'S ALL GOOD NOW. 606 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,203 THAT'S ENOUGH. DUDE, THAT'S ENOUGH. 607 00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:07,906 -GUYS, LET'S JUST HAVE FUN AND NO DRAMA, RIGHT? 608 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:11,143 -EUGH. I CALL SHOWERING FIRST. 609 00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:13,011 -I CALL SECOND. 610 00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:14,946 -I CALL THIRD. 611 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:19,585 -TWO BEERS? 612 00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:21,287 I'M GONNA FEED YOU ANOTHER BEER, 613 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,322 AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA BE FUCKED UP. 614 00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:25,624 -Shh! 615 00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:27,726 -YO, WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE? 616 00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:29,728 -OH, THAT'S FUCKED UP. 617 00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:31,197 -MIKE. MIKE, NO. -FUCK THAT. 618 00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:33,131 -WHY IS HE RUNNING AWAY? WHAT THE FUCK? 619 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:35,801 -WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? -WHAT IS THAT? 620 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:37,536 -I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. 621 00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:39,538 -WAIT. Shh! Shh! 622 00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:40,739 -TEX? 623 00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:41,873 -I'M OUT OF HERE. I'M OUT OF HERE. 624 00:35:41,907 --> 00:35:42,974 -WHAT THE FUCK? 625 00:35:43,008 --> 00:35:44,410 -TEX! 626 00:35:44,443 --> 00:35:46,745 -HOLY SHIT. 627 00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:48,414 -WHAT THE FUCK? 628 00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:49,948 -THAT WAS THE SAME -- OH, MY GOD. 629 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,783 -TEX. TEX. 630 00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:54,220 -ROB! 631 00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:55,887 -IT'S TEX. 632 00:35:55,921 --> 00:35:57,656 -ROB, THAT'S THE SAME SHIT I HEARD IN THE CANOE. 633 00:35:57,689 --> 00:35:59,925 LET'S GO. COME ON. 634 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:02,428 -IT'S -- IT'S TEX. 635 00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:04,863 -ROB. 636 00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:06,665 I'M GOING IN THE HOUSE. FUCK THIS. 637 00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:08,267 -TEX. 638 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:11,603 TEX, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. HEY. 639 00:36:11,637 --> 00:36:14,340 HEY, TEX? 640 00:36:14,373 --> 00:36:16,742 TEX? 641 00:36:18,109 --> 00:36:20,346 TEX? 642 00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:22,481 SHIT! 643 00:36:25,217 --> 00:36:26,184 FUCK. 644 00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:42,468 -'SUP, MAN? 645 00:36:42,501 --> 00:36:43,469 -UH, NOT MUCH. 646 00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:45,771 JUST, UH, DOWNLOADING SOME FOOTAGE. 647 00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:49,475 I'LL PUT IT UP ON YouTube LATER WHEN WE'VE GOT A CONNECTION. 648 00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:55,814 OOH. 649 00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:58,250 THAT'S SO META, MAN. 650 00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:02,153 HEY, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THESE KIDS IN RUSSIA 651 00:37:02,187 --> 00:37:03,589 THAT FILM EVERYTHING? 652 00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:05,424 THEY DO, LIKE, CRAZY STUNTS AND SHIT. 653 00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:08,093 YOU KNOW, LIKE CLIMB UP TALL BUILDINGS WITHOUT HARNESSES. 654 00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:10,228 THEN THEY SHOOT IT ON CAMERAS JUST LIKE THESE 655 00:37:10,262 --> 00:37:11,430 JUST SO THEY CAN GET HITS. 656 00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:12,998 -IF THEY DIE? 657 00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:15,033 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 658 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:17,469 -I MEAN, DOES ONE GUY DO THE CRAZY SHIT 659 00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:20,906 AND THE OTHER GUY FILM IT HOPING THAT HE DIES OR SOMETHING 660 00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:22,708 AND THAT'LL GET HIM MORE HITS? 661 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:26,011 -I DON'T KNOW. 662 00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:27,746 -WHO'S TO KNOW WHAT PEOPLE SAY OR DO 663 00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:29,781 WHEN THEY THINK THEY'RE DYING, RIGHT? 664 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:34,486 -WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN? 665 00:37:38,056 --> 00:37:40,526 -THERE'S NO PICTURES IN THIS HOUSE? 666 00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:41,727 -NO, NOT REALLY. 667 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,229 -THERE'S NO FAMILY PICTURES AT ALL? 668 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:46,798 LIKE, SOMEONE LIVES HERE, OBVIOUSLY, 669 00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:48,467 BUT THERE'S NO PICTURES. 670 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,502 I UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SELL A PLACE 671 00:37:50,536 --> 00:37:52,404 YOU SHOULDN'T LEAVE, LIKE, FAMILY PHOTOS, 672 00:37:52,438 --> 00:37:54,139 BUT EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE 673 00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:55,574 AT LEAST A PICTURE OF A DOG. 674 00:37:55,607 --> 00:38:00,846 LIKE, A PICTURE OF A DOG MAKES PEOPLE FEEL AT HOME, AT EASE. 675 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:03,815 -WHAT? ARE YOU NOT FEELING AT EASE, MIKE? 676 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:07,386 -HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN TEX? 677 00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:08,987 -NOPE. 678 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:10,789 -THOUGHT HE'D BE WITH YOU. 679 00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:12,458 -NO. HE DIDN'T COME BACK. 680 00:38:12,491 --> 00:38:14,192 -YOU MEAN, LIKE ALL NIGHT? 681 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:17,062 I THOUGHT YOU JUST MEANT, LIKE, RIGHT NOW. 682 00:38:17,095 --> 00:38:18,864 -NO, DOOFUS. I MEAN, WHERE THE FUCK IS HE? 683 00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:20,799 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T COME BACK ALL FUCKING NIGHT. 684 00:38:20,832 --> 00:38:22,067 -ALL RIGHT. JESUS. 685 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:25,404 -ALL RIGHT. HE DIDN'T COME BACK. 686 00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:27,873 -THAT'S IT? 687 00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:33,011 -LOOK, TEX DOES STUFF LIKE THAT. 688 00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:36,114 -YEAH, HE'S, UH... WHAT'S THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR? 689 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:37,883 -RETARDED? 690 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:39,184 -NO. 691 00:38:39,217 --> 00:38:40,686 THAT'S POLITICALLY INCORRECT 692 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,588 AND ACTUALLY FACTUALLY CORRECT -- 693 00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:43,789 INCORRECT, ALL RIGHT? 694 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:45,591 -CORRECT. -CORRECT. 695 00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:49,461 HE'S MORE LIKE...WEIRD. 696 00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:52,798 YEAH, TEX IS WEIRD. 697 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:56,001 -LOOK, EVERY NOW AND THEN, HE GOES OFF AND DOES STUFF -- 698 00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:57,403 TEX STUFF. 699 00:38:57,436 --> 00:38:58,804 LIKE, ONE TIME AT COLLEGE, 700 00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:00,806 WE DIDN'T SEE HIM FOR THREE DAYS. 701 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,341 THREE WHOLE DAYS. 702 00:39:03,375 --> 00:39:05,544 -OKAY, BUT HE CAME BACK. 703 00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:09,948 -HE CAME BACK. 704 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:11,817 -YEAH, HE CAME BACK. 705 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:13,885 -LITTLE MORE FUCKED UP THAN CHARLIE SHEEN IN "PLATOON," 706 00:39:13,919 --> 00:39:15,387 BUT, YEAH, HE CAME BACK. 707 00:39:15,421 --> 00:39:17,322 -OKAY, FUCK YOU GUYS. 708 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:18,757 I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR HIM. 709 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:21,627 ZOE, WE'RE GOING TO LOOK FOR TEX! 710 00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:24,596 ZOE. 711 00:39:26,532 --> 00:39:28,767 -MAYBE HE GOT THAT BEAR. 712 00:39:45,417 --> 00:39:49,087 -WE WENT AROUND EVERYWHERE. CAN'T FIND HIM. 713 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,156 -EVERYWHERE? -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 714 00:39:51,189 --> 00:39:53,792 -THIS PLACE IS LIKE 100 ACRES. 715 00:39:53,825 --> 00:39:55,994 YOU COULDN'T HAVE GONE EVERYWHERE IN, LIKE, AN HOUR. 716 00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:57,395 -FUCK YOU, STEF. YEAH, WE DID. 717 00:39:57,429 --> 00:39:58,630 WE WENT ALL AROUND THE HOUSE, 718 00:39:58,664 --> 00:40:00,131 DOWN TO THE RIVER AND BACK AGAIN. 719 00:40:00,165 --> 00:40:01,366 NO SIGN OF HIM. 720 00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:04,035 -ROB, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 721 00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:05,704 -LOOK, I DON'T KNOW. 722 00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:07,539 TEX IS WEIRD LIKE THAT. 723 00:40:07,573 --> 00:40:09,340 HE COULD BE FUCKING ANYWHERE. 724 00:40:09,374 --> 00:40:11,810 -OKAY, BUT, LIKE, DO WE NEED TO BE WORRIED? 725 00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:13,479 BE A LITTLE MORE HELPFUL, BRO. 726 00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:14,680 -ALL RIGHT, LOOK, GUYS. 727 00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:16,281 WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE IT TILL LUNCH, ALL RIGHT? 728 00:40:16,314 --> 00:40:18,684 THE THING WITH TEX IS THAT IF HE MISSES NO MORE THAN TWO MEALS, 729 00:40:18,717 --> 00:40:23,054 SHIT STARTS TO GET SERIOUS ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. 730 00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:24,690 -OKAY. MARIE? 731 00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:27,826 -I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. WHAT WOULD I KNOW? 732 00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:47,479 -"BRO"? 733 00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:52,551 -STUPID BUGS. 734 00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:55,086 DUDE, THIS NATURE SHIT... 735 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,422 COME ON. 736 00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:03,695 WONDER WHERE TEX IS. 737 00:41:30,556 --> 00:41:31,923 WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK'S THIS SHIT?! 738 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,293 OOH! 739 00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:39,965 SHIT. 740 00:41:41,967 --> 00:41:44,603 -HELLO, YOU HANDSOME MAN. 741 00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:51,142 HEY, ZOE, LET'S LIGHT OUR CIGARETTES AT THE SAME TIME. 742 00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:53,211 INSTAGRAM PHOTO. 743 00:41:55,981 --> 00:41:58,216 -YO, WHAT'S UP, GUYS? 744 00:41:58,249 --> 00:41:59,985 -WELL? 745 00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:04,389 AW, MAN, I TOTALLY STACKED IT OUT THERE. 746 00:42:04,422 --> 00:42:05,724 -WHAT? 747 00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:07,959 -I DID, LIKE -- DID, LIKE, A 360 IN THE AIR 748 00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:09,795 'CAUSE I HIT A STUMP I DIDN'T SEE. 749 00:42:09,828 --> 00:42:11,062 IT WAS GNARLY. 750 00:42:11,096 --> 00:42:12,831 -WHAT ABOUT FUCKING TEX? 751 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:14,332 -TEX? 752 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:17,035 -UM, DUDE, WE'RE TRYING TO FIND OUR FRIEND, OUR LEADER, 753 00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:18,469 BIG GUY FROM TEXAS, 754 00:42:18,503 --> 00:42:21,607 YOUR ROOMMATE, THE OWNER OF OUR CAR? 755 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:25,577 -THE ONLY ONE WITH THE KEYS. 756 00:42:25,611 --> 00:42:26,411 -YEAH. 757 00:42:26,444 --> 00:42:28,079 -OH, YEAH. 758 00:42:28,113 --> 00:42:30,949 OF COURSE. 759 00:42:30,982 --> 00:42:33,118 THAT'S A NEGATIVE. COULDN'T FIND HIM. 760 00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:35,186 -FUCKING ASSHOLE. 761 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:37,589 -YOU TALKING ABOUT ME OR TEX? 762 00:42:37,623 --> 00:42:40,125 -YOU. HIM. BOTH OF YOU. 763 00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:43,629 OKAY, WHY THE FUCK DO I SURROUND MYSELF WITH SUCH FUCKING IDIOTS? 764 00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:47,332 IF MY THERAPIST COULD GET AHOLD OF THAT CAMERA, SHE'D BE SET. 765 00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:49,067 OKAY? SHE'D BE SET FOR LIFE. 766 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:51,036 SHE'D WIN EVERY SINGLE ARGUMENT WE EVER HAD 767 00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:52,804 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE APART FROM -- 768 00:42:52,838 --> 00:42:54,606 I WOULDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO ARGUE WITH HER, 769 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,308 BECAUSE WE WOULD BOTH KNOW SHE HAD THIS TAPE OF ME 770 00:42:57,342 --> 00:42:59,310 DOING EXACTLY WHAT IT IS THAT I DO, 771 00:42:59,344 --> 00:43:01,947 AND I WOULDN'T HAVE A FUCKING LEG TO STAND ON. 772 00:43:04,049 --> 00:43:05,283 -JESUS. 773 00:43:08,453 --> 00:43:11,857 LET'S GO GET LUNCH, WE'LL SPLIT UP INTO GROUPS, 774 00:43:11,890 --> 00:43:14,159 WE'LL FIND HIM BEFORE IT GETS DARK. 775 00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:16,995 -WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO? 776 00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:37,148 -ZOE. -COME ON. 777 00:43:39,384 --> 00:43:40,686 -YOU CAN'T BE TRUSTED, BRO. 778 00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,553 -WHAT THE FUCK? 779 00:43:42,587 --> 00:43:43,689 -LET'S GO. 780 00:43:43,722 --> 00:43:45,290 -I-I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL SPLITTING UP. 781 00:43:45,323 --> 00:43:47,092 -YEAH, WASN'T THAT THE PLAN, SPECIAL FORCES? 782 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:48,226 -YEAH, I CHANGED MY MIND. 783 00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:50,095 I THINK IT'S SAFER IF WE ALL STICK TOGETHER. 784 00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:53,264 I MEAN...LOOK AT YOU GUYS. 785 00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:55,566 NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LAST 10 MINUTES 786 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:59,204 OUT HERE WITHOUT ME. 787 00:43:59,237 --> 00:44:00,806 -WELL, ALL RIGHT. 788 00:44:08,246 --> 00:44:13,051 -LET'S GO. MOVE YOUR SHIT! 789 00:44:13,084 --> 00:44:14,152 JESUS. 790 00:44:26,397 --> 00:44:29,567 -HEY, MICHAEL. 791 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,602 IF WE DON'T FIND HIM THIS AFTERNOON, 792 00:44:31,636 --> 00:44:33,872 ARE WE GONNA STAY ANOTHER NIGHT? 793 00:44:33,905 --> 00:44:36,107 -UM, YEAH. MY PORK. 794 00:44:36,141 --> 00:44:37,709 -WHAT? 795 00:44:37,743 --> 00:44:39,010 -MY PORK. 796 00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:41,679 I'VE BEEN SLOW-COOKING IT FOR LIKE 36 HOURS. 797 00:44:41,713 --> 00:44:44,215 NEEDS ANOTHER FOUR OR SO, BUT IT'S GONNA BE FUCKING AMAZING. 798 00:44:44,249 --> 00:44:46,351 MADE THIS MARINADE WITH COKE. 799 00:44:46,384 --> 00:44:47,953 REMEMBER? HELLO? 800 00:44:47,986 --> 00:44:50,488 -YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR FUCKING RIBS? 801 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:52,824 TEX IS FUCKING MISSING, YOU ASSHOLE. 802 00:44:52,858 --> 00:44:54,259 -MARIE, A COUPLE OF POINTS -- 803 00:44:54,292 --> 00:44:56,694 TEX PROBABLY WENT HIKING UP A MOUNTAIN SOMEWHERE. 804 00:44:56,728 --> 00:44:58,696 HE'S PROBABLY HIGH AS A FUCKING KITE 805 00:44:58,730 --> 00:45:01,499 FROM A TOPOLOGICAL POINT OF VIEW AS WELL AS CHEMICAL. 806 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:03,835 HE'S THE FUCKING ASSHOLE. I'M NOT THE ASSHOLE. 807 00:45:03,869 --> 00:45:06,437 I'M THE GUY MARINATING SHIT FOR 36 HOURS 808 00:45:06,471 --> 00:45:08,639 SO YOU FUCKS CAN HAVE A REALLY TASTY MEAL. 809 00:45:08,673 --> 00:45:10,475 AND BY THE WAY, FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, 810 00:45:10,508 --> 00:45:11,810 THEY'RE NOT RIBS, ALL RIGHT? 811 00:45:11,843 --> 00:45:13,711 WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS ASSUME IT'S RIBS? 812 00:45:13,745 --> 00:45:15,280 IT'S NOT FUCKING RIBS. 813 00:45:15,313 --> 00:45:17,949 RIBS WOULD BE WAY FUCKING PREDICTABLE. 814 00:45:19,117 --> 00:45:22,253 -WHAT IF HE'S BEEN MURDERED? 815 00:45:24,790 --> 00:45:29,294 -I DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE, SWEETHEART. 816 00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:30,161 -YEAH? 817 00:45:30,195 --> 00:45:30,929 -YEAH. 818 00:45:30,962 --> 00:45:32,263 -HE'S RIGHT. 819 00:45:32,297 --> 00:45:33,664 HIPSTERS DON'T GET MURDERED. 820 00:45:33,698 --> 00:45:36,734 TENDS TO BE CHEERLEADERS, VIRGINS, AND JOCKS. 821 00:45:36,768 --> 00:45:40,671 -TEX IS MORE OF A JOCK THAN A HIPSTER, I WOULD SAY. 822 00:45:40,705 --> 00:45:42,473 -OOH, OUCH. 823 00:45:42,507 --> 00:45:43,875 -THAT'S NOT TRUE, ZOE. 824 00:45:43,909 --> 00:45:45,310 -HE GOES MOUNTAIN BIKING. 825 00:45:45,343 --> 00:45:47,645 I MEAN, WHO HAS EVER HEARD OF A HIPSTER 826 00:45:47,678 --> 00:45:49,047 WHO GOES MOUNTAIN BIKING? 827 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,381 -YOU KNOW WHAT? 828 00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:52,050 I THINK ZOE'S RIGHT. 829 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:55,987 WHO EVER DID HEAR OF A HIPSTER GOING MOUNTAIN BIKING? 830 00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:59,791 ROB, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT? 831 00:45:59,825 --> 00:46:03,829 WERE YOU OR WERE YOU NOT MOUNTAIN BIKING TODAY? 832 00:46:03,862 --> 00:46:05,330 CALLED OUT, DUDE. 833 00:46:07,298 --> 00:46:09,267 -WAIT. NO. IT -- 834 00:46:11,036 --> 00:46:13,538 AAH! AAH! AAH! AAAAH! 835 00:46:13,571 --> 00:46:15,941 -RUN. JUST -- JUST HOLD ON! RUN, RUN, RUN! 836 00:46:15,974 --> 00:46:17,108 FUCK ME! 837 00:46:17,142 --> 00:46:18,609 RUN! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! 838 00:46:18,643 --> 00:46:20,278 RUN! RUN! 839 00:46:20,311 --> 00:46:21,312 QUICK! HURRY UP! 840 00:46:21,346 --> 00:46:22,780 -WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! 841 00:46:22,814 --> 00:46:24,082 -HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. 842 00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:25,283 WHOA! 843 00:46:25,316 --> 00:46:26,617 -OH, MY GOD! -OH, FUCK. 844 00:46:26,651 --> 00:46:29,054 -ROB! 845 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:32,257 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! 846 00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:33,825 QUICK! QUICK! QUICK! 847 00:46:33,859 --> 00:46:35,260 LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! 848 00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:38,063 QUICK! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! 849 00:46:38,096 --> 00:46:39,931 HOLY SHIT! 850 00:46:39,965 --> 00:46:41,666 HOLY SHIT! 851 00:46:41,699 --> 00:46:43,969 -HURRY UP! LET'S GO! COME ON! 852 00:46:44,002 --> 00:46:45,736 -WHAT HAPPENED TO ROB? 853 00:46:45,770 --> 00:46:48,106 -COME ON, STEF! COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 854 00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:49,140 -OH, MY GOD! 855 00:46:49,174 --> 00:46:50,475 -GUYS, COME ON! LET'S GO! 856 00:46:50,508 --> 00:46:52,077 -COME ON! GET IN THE HOUSE, YOU GUYS! 857 00:46:52,110 --> 00:46:54,812 -WHAT THE FUCK? 858 00:46:54,846 --> 00:46:56,081 -LOCK THE FUCKING DOORS. 859 00:46:56,114 --> 00:46:57,148 -HOLY SHIT! 860 00:46:57,182 --> 00:46:58,149 -LOCK THE DOORS. 861 00:46:58,183 --> 00:47:00,418 -LOCK THAT FUCKING DOOR! 862 00:47:00,451 --> 00:47:01,652 LOCK THE DOOR! 863 00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:11,596 -SO, LET'S JUST GET THIS OUT THERE. 864 00:47:11,629 --> 00:47:14,799 THERE'S NO WAY THAT WAS A BEAR, RIGHT? 865 00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:16,534 -CORRECT. THAT WAS NOT A FUCKING BEAR. 866 00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:18,269 -SO...? 867 00:47:18,303 --> 00:47:19,770 -I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, 868 00:47:19,804 --> 00:47:21,572 BUT FOR ONCE, I THINK SHE'S FUCKING RIGHT. 869 00:47:21,606 --> 00:47:23,074 THAT WAS SOME "DELIVERANCE" SHIT. 870 00:47:23,108 --> 00:47:24,475 -WHAT? 871 00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:26,811 -WE'RE BEING MURDERED EVEN THOUGH WE'RE HIPSTERS. 872 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:28,947 -WHAT THE FUCK? SHUT THE FUCK UP, MICHAEL. 873 00:47:30,448 --> 00:47:32,017 -OKAY, GUYS. CALM DOWN. 874 00:47:32,050 --> 00:47:34,219 ALL RIGHT. 875 00:47:34,252 --> 00:47:36,687 LET'S JUST LOOK AT THIS. 876 00:47:36,721 --> 00:47:40,825 I THINK WE'RE SAFE INSIDE THE HOUSE, RIGHT? 877 00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:43,028 I MEAN, THERE'S NO REASON TO BELIEVE 878 00:47:43,061 --> 00:47:45,330 THAT WE'RE NOT SAFE INSIDE THE HOUSE. 879 00:47:49,935 --> 00:47:55,140 -AND THERE WAS NO REASON TO THINK WE WEREN'T SAFE OUT THERE. 880 00:47:55,173 --> 00:47:56,807 THIS PLACE WAS IDYLLIC. 881 00:47:56,841 --> 00:48:00,278 I MEAN, ISN'T THAT WHAT DR. ZIZMOR SAID ON AIRBNB? 882 00:48:00,311 --> 00:48:02,213 -AIR FUCKING B AND B. 883 00:48:02,247 --> 00:48:03,548 WHY DID I TRUST THE INTERNET? 884 00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:04,950 IT JUST ENDS UP MURDERING YOU. 885 00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:07,052 -OKAY, WE NEED TO STOP BITCHING ABOUT WHY WE'RE HERE, 886 00:48:07,085 --> 00:48:08,253 AND WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT 887 00:48:08,286 --> 00:48:09,887 HOW WE'RE GOING TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 888 00:48:09,921 --> 00:48:11,489 -YEAH, I AGREE. 889 00:48:11,522 --> 00:48:15,426 -OKAY, SO IS EVERYONE ABSOLUTELY SURE 890 00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:17,562 TEX HAD THE ONLY SET OF KEYS, 891 00:48:17,595 --> 00:48:21,499 AND HE JUST DIDN'T THROW THEM IN A BOWL OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT? 892 00:48:21,532 --> 00:48:22,633 -NO. 893 00:48:22,667 --> 00:48:24,369 LIKE, HE HAD THEM CLIPPED TO HIS BACK POCKET 894 00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:26,071 ON ONE OF THOSE CLIMBING THINGS. 895 00:48:26,104 --> 00:48:27,605 HE NEVER TOOK THEM OFF. 896 00:48:27,638 --> 00:48:29,007 EVEN WHEN HE WENT DOWN ON ME, 897 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,076 I SAW THEM BULGING OUT OF HIS BACK POCKET. 898 00:48:31,109 --> 00:48:32,743 -UGH. -UNNECESSARY. 899 00:48:32,777 --> 00:48:36,481 -LIKE, MY POINT BEING, HE NEVER TOOK THEM OFF. 900 00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:38,283 -OKAY. 901 00:48:38,316 --> 00:48:41,953 AND NOBODY HAS ANY CELL COVERAGE WHATSOEVER? 902 00:48:41,987 --> 00:48:43,888 -I TRIED EVERYWHERE. THERE'S NOTHING. 903 00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,090 AND NO FUCKING WIRELESS. 904 00:48:45,123 --> 00:48:46,891 WHO DOESN'T HAVE WIRELESS THESE DAYS? 905 00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:48,293 FUCK. IT'S DANGEROUS. 906 00:48:48,326 --> 00:48:50,728 -I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA USE THE INTERNET FOR? 907 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:53,231 -TO CALL PEOPLE, TO TELL THEM WE'RE BEING MURDERED. 908 00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:56,034 -OH, YOU'RE JUST GONNA POST THAT TO FACEBOOK AND TWEET IT? 909 00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:58,836 -NO, SHITFACE. I'M GONNA CALL THE FUCKING COPS. 910 00:48:58,869 --> 00:48:59,937 -AW, GREAT. 911 00:48:59,971 --> 00:49:02,373 MICHAEL HAS THE COPS' E-MAIL ADDRESS. 912 00:49:02,407 --> 00:49:03,508 WE'RE SAVED. 913 00:49:03,541 --> 00:49:06,077 -I'LL FUCKING SKYPE THEM OR I'LL VIDEO-CHAT THEM. 914 00:49:07,212 --> 00:49:10,215 'CAUSE THE LOCAL COPS ARE JUST, YOU KNOW, 915 00:49:10,248 --> 00:49:12,150 WAITING BY THEIR COMPUTERS. 916 00:49:12,183 --> 00:49:13,918 THEIR MacBook AIRS ARE ON, 917 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:17,822 WAITING FOR SOME IDIOT HIPSTER FROM BUSHWICK TO SKYPE THEM? 918 00:49:17,855 --> 00:49:20,891 TO LET THEM KNOW WE'RE JUST BEING PICKED OFF ONE-BY-ONE 919 00:49:20,925 --> 00:49:22,027 FOR BEING HIPSTERS. 920 00:49:22,060 --> 00:49:23,528 -SHUT THE FUCK UP, ZOE. 921 00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:24,962 I'LL CALL 911 USING SKYPE. 922 00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:27,698 DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW A FUCKING COMPUTER WORKS? 923 00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:28,866 ARE YOU RETARDED? 924 00:49:28,899 --> 00:49:30,535 -I KNOW, BUT THE FUCKING INTERNET DOESN'T WORK. 925 00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:31,702 -MICHAEL, SHUT THE FUCK UP. 926 00:49:31,736 --> 00:49:33,404 LISTEN TO WHAT ZOE SAID. SHE'S RIGHT. 927 00:49:33,438 --> 00:49:35,106 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SHE'S TALKING SHIT. 928 00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:37,375 WHY SHOULD WE LISTEN TO HER? FOR FUCK SAKE. 929 00:49:37,408 --> 00:49:39,577 -'CAUSE WE'RE BEING PICKED OFF ONE-BY-ONE. 930 00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:41,912 LIKE -- LIKE A SHARK. 931 00:49:41,946 --> 00:49:44,449 -WHAT? -WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 932 00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:46,951 -LIKE IN THOSE NATURE FILMS WHERE -- WHERE THE LIONS 933 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:49,554 RUN AFTER THE ANTELOPES AND THEY PICK THE WEAKEST ONE 934 00:49:49,587 --> 00:49:51,556 AND SEPARATE THEM FROM THE HERD, RIGHT? 935 00:49:51,589 --> 00:49:54,059 WELL, SHARKS -- SHARKS ARE NOT LIKE THAT. 936 00:49:54,092 --> 00:49:55,360 THEY'RE MUCH CRUELER. 937 00:49:55,393 --> 00:49:57,362 THEY'RE WAY MORE INTENSE. 938 00:49:57,395 --> 00:50:00,898 THEY'LL GO FOR THE LEADER OF THE PACK FIRST. 939 00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:01,732 I DON'T KNOW. 940 00:50:01,766 --> 00:50:03,234 I-I-I GUESS THEY JUST ASSUME 941 00:50:03,268 --> 00:50:05,136 THAT IF THEY TAKE THE LEADER OUT, 942 00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:07,772 THEN THE REST OF THE PACK WILL JUST KIND OF CRUMBLE. 943 00:50:07,805 --> 00:50:09,307 I DON'T KNO-- I DON'T KNOW. 944 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,842 -OKAY, YOU GUYS, WE NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW. 945 00:50:11,876 --> 00:50:13,978 -MARIE, GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM. 946 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,346 THERE'S NO WAY TO LEAVE. 947 00:50:15,380 --> 00:50:17,382 THE X3's NOT JUST GONNA MAGICALLY START WITHOUT KEYS, 948 00:50:17,415 --> 00:50:18,449 ALL RIGHT? 949 00:50:18,483 --> 00:50:20,017 -CAN WE DO THE THING WITH THE WIRES? 950 00:50:20,051 --> 00:50:21,352 -WHAT FUCKING WIRES? 951 00:50:21,386 --> 00:50:23,054 -LIKE, YOU RIP THE BIT UNDERNEATH THE STEERING WHEEL, 952 00:50:23,088 --> 00:50:24,489 YOU RUB THE TWO WIRES TOGETHER... 953 00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:26,557 -OH, FUCK SAKE. -...AND IT STARTS THE ENGINE. 954 00:50:26,591 --> 00:50:27,958 -THAT'S REALLY CUTE. -WHAT? 955 00:50:27,992 --> 00:50:29,894 -SWEETHEART 956 00:50:31,329 --> 00:50:33,864 -ALL THESE NEW CARS, THEY'RE ALL RUN BY COMPUTERS NOW. 957 00:50:33,898 --> 00:50:35,600 IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT ANYMORE. 958 00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:36,634 IT'S NOT A CADILLAC. 959 00:50:41,406 --> 00:50:44,075 -OKAY. 960 00:50:44,109 --> 00:50:46,844 SO, WE'RE JUST GONNA, LIKE, STAY HERE WITH THE FOREST SHARK? 961 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,649 OKAY. 962 00:50:51,682 --> 00:50:55,686 I THINK WE -- I THINK WE SLEEP. 963 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,523 THEN WE MAKE A BREAK FOR IT IN THE MORNING. 964 00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:01,192 LIKE I SAID, I THINK WE'RE SAFE HERE -- 965 00:51:01,226 --> 00:51:03,128 AT LEAST FOR TONIGHT. 966 00:51:03,161 --> 00:51:05,363 -YEAH. 967 00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:06,431 -I THINK SHE'S RIGHT. 968 00:51:06,464 --> 00:51:08,566 WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER AND STAY IN HERE. 969 00:51:10,201 --> 00:51:11,969 -YEAH. 970 00:51:51,742 --> 00:51:54,779 WE'RE ALL EXHAUSTED. 971 00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:58,048 SHOULD WE, LIKE, TAKE TURNS SLEEPING OR SOMETHING? 972 00:51:58,082 --> 00:52:00,318 -MM. YEAH. 973 00:52:02,687 --> 00:52:04,822 UM...YEAH, YOU GUYS GO TO SLEEP. 974 00:52:04,855 --> 00:52:06,391 I'LL TAKE FIRST WATCH. 975 00:52:06,424 --> 00:52:10,628 I'LL BE DOWN HERE. TAKE THEM UP. 976 00:52:10,661 --> 00:52:12,530 I'LL COME GRAB YOU IN LIKE A COUPLE HOURS. 977 00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:14,064 -OKAY. WE'LL SWAP OUT. -ALL RIGHT. 978 00:52:14,098 --> 00:52:15,200 -IF -- IF ANYTHING WEIRD HAPPENS... 979 00:52:15,233 --> 00:52:16,867 -TAKE THE FLASHLIGHT. 980 00:52:16,901 --> 00:52:19,337 -...YOU KNOW, JUST CALL, OKAY? 981 00:52:19,370 --> 00:52:21,005 -YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 982 00:52:21,038 --> 00:52:23,208 -COME ON. LET'S GO UPSTAIRS, GUYS. COME ON. 983 00:52:28,078 --> 00:52:30,648 HERE. THE FLASHLIGHT. 984 00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:43,688 TEX? 985 00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:47,091 TEX? 986 00:53:47,124 --> 00:53:49,294 TEX? 987 00:54:03,741 --> 00:54:06,444 TEX? TEX? 988 00:54:13,217 --> 00:54:15,786 OH, MY GOD. 989 00:54:17,888 --> 00:54:20,325 MY GOD. 990 00:54:24,662 --> 00:54:27,097 TEX! TEX! 991 00:54:27,131 --> 00:54:28,833 TEX! 992 00:54:28,866 --> 00:54:31,302 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 993 00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:37,575 TEX? 994 00:54:39,744 --> 00:54:42,212 TEX? 995 00:54:57,962 --> 00:55:01,265 -WHERE THE FUCK IS MARIE? 996 00:55:11,676 --> 00:55:13,778 -TEX? 997 00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:16,046 TEX... 998 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,316 TEX? 999 00:55:19,350 --> 00:55:22,787 MY GOD. TEX? 1000 00:55:25,623 --> 00:55:27,925 TEX? 1001 00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:30,528 TEX? 1002 00:55:48,546 --> 00:55:51,382 -WHAT THE FUCK? 1003 00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:53,851 HOLY SHIT. 1004 00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:09,667 HOLY SHIT! -WHAT THE FUCK? 1005 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:11,268 WHAT THE FUCK? 1006 00:56:11,301 --> 00:56:13,070 -WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! 1007 00:56:13,103 --> 00:56:15,873 - TRYING TO GET THE CAR TO START. 1008 00:56:15,906 --> 00:56:18,476 -SHIT. SHIT. COME INSIDE. 1009 00:56:18,509 --> 00:56:20,310 SHIT. COME INSIDE. 1010 00:56:20,344 --> 00:56:21,779 -WHERE'S TEX? -I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU. 1011 00:56:21,812 --> 00:56:23,781 FUCK. QUICK. -WHERE'S TEX? 1012 00:56:23,814 --> 00:56:25,315 -COME INSIDE. COME INSIDE. 1013 00:56:25,349 --> 00:56:27,051 I DON'T KNOW. COME INSIDE. 1014 00:56:42,433 --> 00:56:45,603 -ZOE? 1015 00:56:45,636 --> 00:56:47,605 ZOE? 1016 00:56:47,638 --> 00:56:49,006 ZOE? 1017 00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:50,140 -MM. 1018 00:56:50,174 --> 00:56:51,542 -I THINK I SAW TEX. 1019 00:56:51,576 --> 00:56:53,544 -MM? -I SAW TEX. 1020 00:56:53,578 --> 00:56:55,480 -WHAT? 1021 00:56:55,513 --> 00:56:56,681 -I SAW TEX. 1022 00:56:56,714 --> 00:56:58,649 MICHAEL DOESN'T BELIEVE ME, BUT I SAW HIM. 1023 00:56:58,683 --> 00:57:00,451 -IS HE OKAY? WHAT? WHERE? 1024 00:57:00,485 --> 00:57:01,852 WHEN DID YOU SEE HIM? 1025 00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:04,388 -NO, I'M 100% SURE I SAW HIM OUTSIDE. 1026 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:06,657 -OUTSIDE? WHERE? 1027 00:57:06,691 --> 00:57:08,926 YOU WERE OUTSIDE? WHY WERE YOU OUTSIDE? 1028 00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:10,127 WHAT THE F-- 1029 00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,663 -WE NEED TO GO FIND HIM. WE NEED TO GO FIND HIM. 1030 00:57:12,697 --> 00:57:14,665 -OH, SHIT. 1031 00:57:14,699 --> 00:57:16,667 OH, MY GOD. I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT THERE. 1032 00:57:16,701 --> 00:57:18,035 NO. 1033 00:57:18,068 --> 00:57:20,037 -MICHAEL DOESN'T BELIEVE ME. COME ON. PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE? 1034 00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:22,106 - OKAY. 1035 00:57:22,139 --> 00:57:23,774 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. 1036 00:57:23,808 --> 00:57:25,576 -COME ON. 1037 00:57:37,354 --> 00:57:40,190 -THIS IS WHERE WE WENT BEAR HUNTING, RIGHT? 1038 00:57:40,224 --> 00:57:42,026 -I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 1039 00:57:42,059 --> 00:57:43,894 I THINK. 1040 00:57:43,928 --> 00:57:45,329 -TEX? 1041 00:57:45,362 --> 00:57:49,166 OH, MY GOD. WHAT THE FUCK? 1042 00:57:49,199 --> 00:57:52,302 Shh. 1043 00:58:08,285 --> 00:58:10,454 -YOU HEAR THAT? 1044 00:59:08,012 --> 00:59:09,179 -SHIT. -I'M SORRY. 1045 00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:10,514 -OH, MY GOD. DON'T WORRY. 1046 00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:12,116 -HOLY SHIT. 1047 00:59:31,301 --> 00:59:32,937 ZOE. 1048 00:59:35,806 --> 00:59:39,076 -YOU SWEAR YOU SAW HIM HERE EARLIER? 1049 01:00:14,712 --> 01:00:16,413 Tex! 1050 01:00:18,683 --> 01:00:20,584 STAY WITH ME. COME ON. 1051 01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:22,820 -I'M COMING. I'M COMING. 1052 01:00:29,159 --> 01:00:31,261 -YOU THINK THAT'S THE RIGHT WAY? 1053 01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:37,301 -YEAH. 1054 01:00:37,334 --> 01:00:40,404 -ARE YOU SURE YOU WENT THIS WAY BE-- 1055 01:00:40,437 --> 01:00:42,439 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? 1056 01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:44,074 OH, MY GOD. 1057 01:00:44,108 --> 01:00:45,609 WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT? 1058 01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:47,411 LET'S GO. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1059 01:00:47,444 --> 01:00:48,679 -ZOE! -COME ON. COME ON. 1060 01:00:48,713 --> 01:00:50,480 -ZOE, WAIT. I TRIPPED. ZOE. 1061 01:00:50,514 --> 01:00:52,349 -IT'S TOO DARK. COME -- COME -- COME ON. 1062 01:00:52,382 --> 01:00:53,984 NO, COME ON. 1063 01:00:54,018 --> 01:00:56,520 -WHY IS THERE THAT SHIT IN THE TREES? 1064 01:00:56,553 --> 01:00:58,222 WHAT WAS THAT? 1065 01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:03,260 WHAT IS THAT? 1066 01:01:03,293 --> 01:01:05,662 -OH, MY GOD. 1067 01:01:05,696 --> 01:01:06,897 -Shh! Shh! Shh! 1068 01:01:06,931 --> 01:01:09,533 COME ON. Shh! 1069 01:01:09,566 --> 01:01:11,802 -IT'S TOO DARK. COME ON. 1070 01:01:17,742 --> 01:01:19,509 -COME ON. COME ON. 1071 01:01:43,968 --> 01:01:45,169 -ANYONE HEAR HER LEAVE LAST NIGHT? 1072 01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:46,570 -NO. 1073 01:01:46,603 --> 01:01:47,838 THE FUCK IS GOING ON? 1074 01:01:47,872 --> 01:01:51,108 -I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FUCKING SMOKING. 1075 01:01:51,141 --> 01:01:52,642 -OKAY, WE NEED TO FIND HER. PUT THIS ON. 1076 01:01:52,676 --> 01:01:54,111 -I DON'T WANT IT. 1077 01:01:54,144 --> 01:01:56,446 -ZOE, PUT IT ON. -NO, YOU WEAR IT. 1078 01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:57,647 -I'M NOT WEARING IT. 1079 01:01:57,681 --> 01:01:58,783 -WHY -- WOULD SHE BE DOWN THERE? 1080 01:01:58,816 --> 01:02:00,317 -'CAUSE SHE WENT DOWN THERE LAST NIGHT. 1081 01:02:00,350 --> 01:02:02,386 -WELL, WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE, THEN? 1082 01:02:02,419 --> 01:02:03,954 -SHE'LL SHOW UP. 1083 01:02:03,988 --> 01:02:05,422 -WHAT ARE THE -- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 1084 01:02:05,455 --> 01:02:07,424 STEF'S A BITCH, BUT I'M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT HER, ALL RIGHT? 1085 01:02:08,893 --> 01:02:10,194 YOU NEED TO WAKE UP! 1086 01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:11,528 -LIKE, ARE YOU KIDDING, ZOE? 1087 01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:12,930 -YOU NEED TO WAKE UP RIGHT NOW. 1088 01:02:12,963 --> 01:02:14,965 WE NEED TO CONCENTRATE ON GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 1089 01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:16,100 -GOD. 1090 01:02:16,133 --> 01:02:17,868 -WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE ANYWAY, GUYS. 1091 01:02:19,003 --> 01:02:19,837 -STEF! 1092 01:02:19,870 --> 01:02:20,971 -STEF! 1093 01:02:21,005 --> 01:02:22,306 -STEF! 1094 01:02:22,339 --> 01:02:23,974 STEF, WHERE ARE YOU?! 1095 01:02:24,008 --> 01:02:25,309 -STEF! 1096 01:02:25,342 --> 01:02:26,911 -STEF! 1097 01:02:26,944 --> 01:02:28,112 -STEF! 1098 01:02:28,145 --> 01:02:29,346 -STEF, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? 1099 01:02:29,379 --> 01:02:30,981 WE WANT TO LEAVE! 1100 01:02:31,015 --> 01:02:33,650 -STEF! -WE WANT TO LEAVE! 1101 01:02:33,683 --> 01:02:35,385 STEF! 1102 01:02:35,419 --> 01:02:37,788 FUCKING HELL, ZOE. PUT YOUR -- 1103 01:02:37,822 --> 01:02:40,090 SMOKING A FUCKING CIGARETTE. 1104 01:02:40,124 --> 01:02:41,325 STEF! 1105 01:02:41,358 --> 01:02:44,661 STEF, WE WANT TO LEAVE! 1106 01:02:44,694 --> 01:02:46,196 -MICHAEL. 1107 01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:47,998 -AH, FUCK. 1108 01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:52,002 -STEF! 1109 01:02:52,036 --> 01:02:56,640 -YO, STEF! THIS IS NOT FUNNY! 1110 01:02:56,673 --> 01:02:58,775 -COME ON. I KNOW YOU WANT HIM. 1111 01:02:58,809 --> 01:03:02,646 -COME ON, ZOE. HURRY UP. 1112 01:03:04,014 --> 01:03:07,417 -STEF! 1113 01:03:08,886 --> 01:03:10,320 -STEF'S IN TROUBLE. 1114 01:03:10,354 --> 01:03:12,722 MICHAEL, STOP BEING A FUCKING GIRL. LET'S GO! 1115 01:03:12,756 --> 01:03:15,725 -FUCK! 1116 01:03:26,703 --> 01:03:28,939 AAH! GET IT! OH, MY GOD! 1117 01:03:28,973 --> 01:03:31,008 AAH! 1118 01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:33,177 MICHAEL! 1119 01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:34,979 MICHAEL, CAN YOU HEAR ME?! 1120 01:03:35,012 --> 01:03:37,047 MICHAEL, I'M HERE! 1121 01:03:43,420 --> 01:03:45,522 AAAH! 1122 01:03:50,227 --> 01:03:52,129 SOMEBODY! 1123 01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:55,332 MARIE! I'M IN HERE! I'M IN -- 1124 01:03:55,365 --> 01:03:57,134 ZOE! 1125 01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:59,870 MARIE! I'M HERE! I'M HERE! 1126 01:03:59,904 --> 01:04:02,139 IT BURIED ME UNDER THE DIRT! 1127 01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:03,874 HELLO?! 1128 01:04:50,854 --> 01:04:53,723 I -- I'M NOT GONNA DIE. 1129 01:04:53,757 --> 01:04:55,592 I -- I -- 1130 01:04:59,096 --> 01:05:02,332 OKAY. 1131 01:05:02,366 --> 01:05:04,334 STEF... 1132 01:05:04,368 --> 01:05:06,136 YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE LIKE THIS. 1133 01:05:06,170 --> 01:05:08,338 YOU -- YOU CAN'T DIE LIKE THIS. 1134 01:05:08,372 --> 01:05:11,308 THIS IS NOT A COOL FUCKING WAY TO DIE. 1135 01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:14,111 YOU -- YOU DIE... 1136 01:05:14,144 --> 01:05:17,247 IN...A CAR CRASH... 1137 01:05:17,281 --> 01:05:19,849 BUT ON A -- ON A -- ON A RACETRACK OR -- 1138 01:05:19,883 --> 01:05:22,319 OR -- A FUCKING...O.D., MAN -- 1139 01:05:22,352 --> 01:05:25,255 OR...OR JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE IN THAILAND. 1140 01:05:25,289 --> 01:05:28,258 BUT -- BUT -- BUT NOT HERE. 1141 01:05:28,292 --> 01:05:31,261 NOT IN FUCKING UPSTATE NEW YORK, 1142 01:05:31,295 --> 01:05:36,266 BURIED BY SOME FREAK IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. 1143 01:05:48,678 --> 01:05:50,380 HEY! 1144 01:05:50,414 --> 01:05:52,182 HEY! I'M DOWN HERE! 1145 01:05:52,216 --> 01:05:54,118 MICHAEL! 1146 01:05:54,151 --> 01:05:55,719 CAN YOU HEAR ME? 1147 01:05:55,752 --> 01:05:57,254 - STEF! -MICHAEL! 1148 01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:59,589 CAN YOU HEAR ME?! 1149 01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:01,725 HELLO! 1150 01:06:01,758 --> 01:06:03,393 - STEF! 1151 01:06:05,229 --> 01:06:07,331 - STEF! 1152 01:06:08,898 --> 01:06:10,734 -HELLO! 1153 01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:14,438 -STEF! -STEF! STEF! 1154 01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:15,505 -STEF! 1155 01:06:15,539 --> 01:06:16,840 -ZOE?! 1156 01:06:16,873 --> 01:06:18,775 -STEF! 1157 01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:20,644 -LOOK DEEPER. 1158 01:06:20,677 --> 01:06:23,480 -MARIE! I'M IN HERE, GUYS! 1159 01:06:23,513 --> 01:06:25,715 -GO, MICHAEL. 1160 01:06:25,749 --> 01:06:27,384 -STEF! 1161 01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:34,258 -MICHAEL! MICHAEL, I'M HERE! 1162 01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:35,592 - STEF! 1163 01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:36,993 - OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 1164 01:06:37,027 --> 01:06:38,728 -I'M IN HERE, GUYS! 1165 01:06:38,762 --> 01:06:40,530 -STEF? STEF! 1166 01:06:40,564 --> 01:06:42,032 -ARE YOU OKAY? 1167 01:06:42,066 --> 01:06:43,467 -STEF! STEF! STEF, WE'RE COMING! 1168 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:44,834 HOLD ON! HOLD ON! 1169 01:06:44,868 --> 01:06:46,803 STEF! STEF! STEF, WE GOT YOU! 1170 01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:48,805 STEF! STEF, COME ON! 1171 01:06:48,838 --> 01:06:50,607 -OH, MY GOD! -STEF. STEF. 1172 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:52,008 - OH, MY GOD! 1173 01:06:52,042 --> 01:06:54,378 -IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. WE GOT YOU. 1174 01:06:54,411 --> 01:06:55,912 RELAX. RELAX. 1175 01:06:55,945 --> 01:06:57,147 -OH, MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?! 1176 01:06:57,181 --> 01:06:58,648 -EVERYTHING'S ALL GOOD. -I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY. 1177 01:06:58,682 --> 01:06:59,783 I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY. -CALM DOWN. 1178 01:06:59,816 --> 01:07:01,185 -OH, MY GOD. -CALM DOWN. 1179 01:07:01,218 --> 01:07:02,786 -THANK YOU. OH, MY GOD, GUYS. 1180 01:07:02,819 --> 01:07:04,121 THANK YOU SO MUCH. -IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1181 01:07:04,154 --> 01:07:05,722 -WHAT WAS IT? WHAT GRABBED YOU? 1182 01:07:05,755 --> 01:07:07,057 -I DON'T KNOW. OH, MY GOD, GUYS. 1183 01:07:07,091 --> 01:07:09,293 I WAS FUCKING DYING. 1184 01:07:09,326 --> 01:07:10,994 I WAS DYING. I WAS DEAD AND -- 1185 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,162 -IT'S ALL GOOD. 1186 01:07:12,196 --> 01:07:13,397 -AND I-I-I-I WAS THINKING ABOUT MY FUNERAL 1187 01:07:13,430 --> 01:07:14,598 AND ALL THE SONGS THEY WERE GONNA PLAY, 1188 01:07:14,631 --> 01:07:15,632 AND I HAVE A WHOLE PLAYLIST. 1189 01:07:15,665 --> 01:07:17,067 I DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT IT. 1190 01:07:17,101 --> 01:07:18,868 -JUST RELAX. -NO, STEF, YOU'RE OKAY. 1191 01:07:18,902 --> 01:07:22,139 -YOU NEED TO RELAX. WE NEED TO STAY STRONG. RELAX. 1192 01:07:22,172 --> 01:07:23,473 WE'VE GOT YOU. 1193 01:07:23,507 --> 01:07:25,609 - BUT IT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY IT'S AFTER US. 1194 01:07:25,642 --> 01:07:28,412 -DON'T TALK -- DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT NOW. 1195 01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:30,380 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. IT'S ALL GOOD. 1196 01:07:30,414 --> 01:07:33,250 -OH, MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY. -DON'T APOLOGIZE. 1197 01:07:33,283 --> 01:07:34,918 -IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 1198 01:07:34,951 --> 01:07:36,886 -I'M SO SORRY. 1199 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,988 -DON'T. RELAX. -I'M SORRY. 1200 01:07:39,022 --> 01:07:41,125 -RELAX. -IT'S OKAY, STEF. 1201 01:07:41,158 --> 01:07:42,592 -DID YOU GUYS SEE ANYTHING? 1202 01:07:42,626 --> 01:07:43,927 -NO. NO, NO, NO. WHAT HAPPENED? 1203 01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:46,396 -NO, WE JUST HEARD THIS CRAZY NOISE, AND THEN -- 1204 01:07:46,430 --> 01:07:49,399 AND THEN YOU SCREAMING, SO WE RAN. 1205 01:07:49,433 --> 01:07:51,401 -WE HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS HAPPENING. 1206 01:07:51,435 --> 01:07:52,536 -OH, MY GOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1207 01:07:52,569 --> 01:07:54,204 -STEF, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. WE HAVE YOU. 1208 01:07:54,238 --> 01:07:56,806 -WE JUST SAW THE EARTH AND IT LOOKED NEW, SO WE DUG. 1209 01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:58,475 -I AM SO SORRY. THANK YOU. 1210 01:07:58,508 --> 01:07:59,709 -IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S OKAY. 1211 01:07:59,743 --> 01:08:01,411 -THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 1212 01:08:01,445 --> 01:08:03,347 -OH, MY GOD. -FUCKING HELL. 1213 01:08:03,380 --> 01:08:05,649 FUCKING HELL. -OH, MY GOD. 1214 01:08:05,682 --> 01:08:08,252 -IT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1215 01:08:08,285 --> 01:08:10,587 LET'S GET THE FUCK BACK TO THE HOUSE. 1216 01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:14,891 COME ON. WE'RE NOT THAT FAR. 1217 01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:16,660 -WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. GUYS, WHAT -- W-WHAT IS THIS? 1218 01:08:16,693 --> 01:08:17,994 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1219 01:08:18,027 --> 01:08:19,596 -OH, MY GOD. -OH, MY GOD. DO YOU SEE THIS? 1220 01:08:19,629 --> 01:08:21,097 -I DON'T KNOW. 1221 01:08:21,131 --> 01:08:22,332 -LET'S JUST GO BACK TO THE HOUSE. COME ON. 1222 01:08:22,366 --> 01:08:24,067 -THAT'S SOME SORT OF SLIME. 1223 01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:28,272 TEX WAS BEING A PRICK AND...UH, I DON'T KNOW. 1224 01:08:28,305 --> 01:08:29,739 HE WAS BEING TEX, 1225 01:08:29,773 --> 01:08:32,276 BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S POISONOUS OR ANYTHING. 1226 01:08:32,309 --> 01:08:34,211 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STEF. 1227 01:08:34,244 --> 01:08:36,346 STEF, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 1228 01:08:36,380 --> 01:08:37,614 -GUYS, I THINK THERE'S -- 1229 01:08:37,647 --> 01:08:39,883 I THINK THERE'S SOMEBODY BURIED UNDER THERE. 1230 01:08:41,385 --> 01:08:43,086 -TEX? 1231 01:08:43,119 --> 01:08:46,923 -LOOK, LET'S JUST -- WE HAVE TO DIG. 1232 01:08:46,956 --> 01:08:48,958 -WELL, LET'S JUST LEAVE. 1233 01:08:48,992 --> 01:08:50,660 WHY ARE WE DIGGING? 1234 01:08:50,694 --> 01:08:52,329 LET'S FUCKING GO. -OKAY, WE HAVE TO DIG. 1235 01:08:52,362 --> 01:08:54,464 -NO. LET'S FUCKING GO BACK TO THE HOUSE. 1236 01:08:54,498 --> 01:08:55,932 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. -COME ON, YOU GUYS. 1237 01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:57,401 -WHY? YOU JUST GOT TAKEN. 1238 01:08:57,434 --> 01:08:59,469 -MICHAEL, YOU FUCKING PUSSY, JUST DIG. 1239 01:08:59,503 --> 01:09:02,972 - FUCKING HELL. 1240 01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:08,178 FUCK! HE'S IN HERE! TEX! TEX! 1241 01:09:08,212 --> 01:09:10,180 TEX! FUCK! 1242 01:09:10,214 --> 01:09:12,349 -DIG, YOU GUYS. -TEX! HOLD ON, MAN! 1243 01:09:12,382 --> 01:09:13,617 WE'RE COMING! 1244 01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:14,918 -THAT'S HIS HEAD! FUCK! 1245 01:09:14,951 --> 01:09:17,254 I SEE HIS HEAD! FUCK! 1246 01:09:17,287 --> 01:09:18,688 -TEX! 1247 01:09:18,722 --> 01:09:19,789 -FUCKING GET HIM. 1248 01:09:21,057 --> 01:09:22,692 -HOLY SHIT. -OH, MY GOD. 1249 01:09:22,726 --> 01:09:25,829 -WHERE'S HIS OTHER HAND?! 1250 01:09:25,862 --> 01:09:27,797 -I'M DIGGING. 1251 01:09:27,831 --> 01:09:30,133 GONNA FUCKING PULL HIM OUT. 1252 01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:38,908 FUCK. 1253 01:09:38,942 --> 01:09:40,810 -WHO THE FUCK IS THIS? 1254 01:09:40,844 --> 01:09:42,346 -THE FUCK? 1255 01:09:42,379 --> 01:09:43,747 -DUDE. YO. -HELLO? DUDE? DUDE? 1256 01:09:43,780 --> 01:09:44,948 -OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 1257 01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:50,086 -OH, FUCK! 1258 01:09:50,119 --> 01:09:51,355 MY GOD. 1259 01:09:51,388 --> 01:09:53,223 WHO ARE YOU? 1260 01:09:53,257 --> 01:09:54,524 -OH, SHIT. 1261 01:09:54,558 --> 01:09:57,060 -OH, FUCK! 1262 01:09:57,093 --> 01:09:59,563 - OH, SHIT. 1263 01:09:59,596 --> 01:10:02,632 -WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? 1264 01:10:02,666 --> 01:10:04,768 -DUDE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1265 01:10:04,801 --> 01:10:06,470 -OH, FUCK. 1266 01:10:06,503 --> 01:10:08,071 -OH, WOW. 1267 01:10:08,104 --> 01:10:10,274 -WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 1268 01:10:10,307 --> 01:10:13,076 -WHAT DAY IS IT? 1269 01:10:13,109 --> 01:10:14,811 -IT'S SUNDAY, MAN. 1270 01:10:14,844 --> 01:10:18,315 -NO, NO, NO, NO. THE DAY -- WHAT'S THE DATE? 1271 01:10:18,348 --> 01:10:19,649 -THE 25th. 1272 01:10:19,683 --> 01:10:21,651 -25th OF WHAT? J-JULY? 1273 01:10:21,685 --> 01:10:23,553 -IT'S THE 25th OF AUGUST. 1274 01:10:23,587 --> 01:10:27,491 HAVE YOU FUCKING BEEN DOWN THERE FOR -- FOR A MONTH? 1275 01:10:27,524 --> 01:10:29,526 -THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE. 1276 01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:30,794 -I FUCKING THINK IT IS. 1277 01:10:30,827 --> 01:10:33,229 -NO ONE CAN STAY UNDER A FUCKING GROUND FOR LIKE A MONTH. 1278 01:10:33,263 --> 01:10:34,364 -FUCKING OBVIOUSLY THEY CAN. 1279 01:10:34,398 --> 01:10:36,966 -THEY NEED AIR, WATER, AND FOOD. JESUS, STEF. 1280 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,368 -FUCK YOU, MICHAEL. 1281 01:10:39,869 --> 01:10:41,505 -WHAT THE FUCK. 1282 01:10:41,538 --> 01:10:42,939 -JULY 4th. 1283 01:10:42,972 --> 01:10:44,374 -WHAT? -WHAT? 1284 01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:46,009 -YEAH. 1285 01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:49,479 JULY 4th, THAT'S -- I CAME OUT HERE, HIKING. 1286 01:10:49,513 --> 01:10:50,814 YOU KNOW, WALKING THE WOODS, 1287 01:10:50,847 --> 01:10:52,516 "WALDEN," THOREAU, ALL THAT SHIT. 1288 01:10:52,549 --> 01:10:53,617 -HIKING? 1289 01:10:53,650 --> 01:10:54,684 -YEAH, DUDE. 1290 01:10:54,718 --> 01:10:56,286 -SO YOU HAVE LIKE A-A GPS? 1291 01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:58,021 -A PHONE? 1292 01:10:58,054 --> 01:10:59,723 -GPS IS FOR PUSSIES. 1293 01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:02,459 -DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, A CAR OR A MAP -- FUCKING ANYTHING? 1294 01:11:02,492 --> 01:11:04,694 -UH, I GOT SOME SHROOMS. 1295 01:11:04,728 --> 01:11:06,630 -FUCKING PERFECT. -FUCKING PERFECT. 1296 01:11:06,663 --> 01:11:08,898 WHO THE FUCK IS THIS? -THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME. 1297 01:11:08,932 --> 01:11:10,767 WHAT THE FUCK? 1298 01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:12,902 HOLY SHIT. I FIGURED IT OUT. 1299 01:11:12,936 --> 01:11:16,239 IT'S FUCKING TEX! HE SET THIS WHOLE SHIT UP! 1300 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:19,709 HE'S FUCKING PLANTED THIS GUY UNDER THERE AND PUT YOU -- YOU! 1301 01:11:19,743 --> 01:11:20,977 HE PUT YOU IN THERE! 1302 01:11:21,010 --> 01:11:22,579 HOLY SHIT! -FUCK YOU, MICHAEL. 1303 01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:24,280 -I'M GETTING PUNK'D RIGHT NOW. 1304 01:11:24,314 --> 01:11:26,550 THIS IS FUCKED UP! -ARE YOU INSANE? 1305 01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:29,719 -MICHAEL, YOU ARE NOT GETTING FUCKING PUNK'D RIGHT NOW. 1306 01:11:29,753 --> 01:11:31,488 THIS IS FUCKING REAL. KEEP IT TOGETHER. 1307 01:11:31,521 --> 01:11:33,490 WHAT IS YOU PROBLEM?! -OH, MY GOOD! AAH! 1308 01:11:33,523 --> 01:11:34,958 -DID A BEAR BURY YOU? 1309 01:11:34,991 --> 01:11:36,793 -DUDE, YOU THINK A BEAR DOES THIS? 1310 01:11:36,826 --> 01:11:40,196 -WE'RE GONNA GET FUCKING DESTROYED IN THE FUCKING WOODS. 1311 01:11:40,229 --> 01:11:42,699 HOLY SHIT. 1312 01:11:42,732 --> 01:11:44,968 -WHERE THE HELL IS TEX? 1313 01:11:45,001 --> 01:11:46,903 -WAIT. I FUCKING FOUND SOMETHING. 1314 01:11:46,936 --> 01:11:48,972 HOLY SHIT! IT'S TEX! 1315 01:11:49,005 --> 01:11:50,707 I GOT THE FUCKING KEY! 1316 01:11:52,008 --> 01:11:53,610 -YEAH! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 1317 01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,379 -OH, MY GOD! 1318 01:11:55,412 --> 01:11:57,180 I WANT TO GET O-O-O-U-U-U-T! 1319 01:11:57,213 --> 01:11:59,182 -YOU GUYS, WAIT! WHERE THE FUCK IS TEX? 1320 01:11:59,215 --> 01:12:00,550 I'M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT TEX. 1321 01:12:00,584 --> 01:12:02,952 -OKAY, OKAY. WHO GIVES A FUCK? LET'S GO. COME ON. 1322 01:12:02,986 --> 01:12:05,154 - YOU GUYS, WE NEED TO FIND TEX. 1323 01:12:05,188 --> 01:12:06,723 -MARIE, LET'S JUST LEAVE -- 1324 01:12:06,756 --> 01:12:09,125 THIS GUY CAN COME WITH US IF HE WANTS -- 1325 01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:11,194 AND THEN WE CAN COME BACK FOR TEX. 1326 01:12:11,227 --> 01:12:12,662 THINK ABOUT IT. LET'S GO. 1327 01:12:12,696 --> 01:12:14,798 WE'VE GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO LEAVE. 1328 01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:18,034 MARIE, WAKE UP! LET'S GO! 1329 01:12:18,067 --> 01:12:19,168 LET'S GO! 1330 01:12:19,202 --> 01:12:20,837 -MARIE, COME ON. COME ON. 1331 01:12:20,870 --> 01:12:22,105 IT'S THE ONLY WAY. 1332 01:12:22,138 --> 01:12:23,540 -WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 1333 01:12:23,573 --> 01:12:25,108 -THEY'RE FUCKING HALF DEAD. LET'S JUST GO. 1334 01:12:25,141 --> 01:12:27,076 -HOLY SHIT! 1335 01:12:27,110 --> 01:12:29,112 -FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. 1336 01:12:29,145 --> 01:12:30,880 RUN. JUST RUN! GO! GO! 1337 01:12:30,914 --> 01:12:32,582 -HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! 1338 01:12:32,616 --> 01:12:34,017 -FUCK ME! 1339 01:12:34,050 --> 01:12:35,018 -FUCK. 1340 01:12:35,051 --> 01:12:37,654 -HOLY SHIT! RUN! RUN! 1341 01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:38,888 -OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 1342 01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:45,962 -NO! 1343 01:12:45,995 --> 01:12:47,631 OH, MY GOD. 1344 01:12:47,664 --> 01:12:49,098 OH, MY GOD. 1345 01:12:57,206 --> 01:12:58,975 -AAH! RUN! JUST RUN! 1346 01:12:59,008 --> 01:13:00,977 NO! NO! 1347 01:13:35,979 --> 01:13:39,415 -FUCK ME. 1348 01:13:39,449 --> 01:13:41,350 WHAT THE FUCK? 1349 01:13:41,384 --> 01:13:43,553 WHAT THE FUCK IS DOWN HERE? 1350 01:13:43,587 --> 01:13:45,555 WHY? 1351 01:13:47,323 --> 01:13:50,093 WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE? 1352 01:13:55,398 --> 01:13:58,502 FUCKING DEAD. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD. 1353 01:13:58,535 --> 01:14:01,037 WHY? 1354 01:14:01,070 --> 01:14:03,439 I'M DYING. DYING. 1355 01:14:05,509 --> 01:14:08,211 I'M DYING. 1356 01:14:09,913 --> 01:14:14,684 I'M DYING IN THE FUCKING CRAP. 1357 01:14:14,718 --> 01:14:16,953 I'M FUCKING DEAD. 1358 01:14:16,986 --> 01:14:19,623 DYING DOWN HERE. 1359 01:14:19,656 --> 01:14:20,456 OH, MY GOD. 1360 01:14:20,490 --> 01:14:23,292 I -- I'M DYING DOWN HERE. 1361 01:14:25,929 --> 01:14:28,832 I'M DYING DOWN HERE. 1362 01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:32,769 I'M DYING DOWN HERE. 1363 01:14:34,604 --> 01:14:39,442 WHAT THE -- I'M DYING DOWN HERE. 1364 01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:44,213 MICHAEL, YOU'RE DYING DOWN HERE. 1365 01:14:44,247 --> 01:14:47,416 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 1366 01:14:47,450 --> 01:14:51,821 YOU'RE JUST GONNA FUCKING DIE. 1367 01:14:51,855 --> 01:14:54,090 I'M GONNA... 1368 01:14:54,123 --> 01:14:56,359 STEF?! STEF?! 1369 01:14:56,392 --> 01:14:58,027 STEF! 1370 01:15:03,266 --> 01:15:06,102 DOWN HERE! I'M HERE! 1371 01:15:06,135 --> 01:15:07,971 MICHAEL! 1372 01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:10,239 MICHAEL, IS THAT YOU? 1373 01:15:12,742 --> 01:15:16,245 MARIE?! ZOE?! 1374 01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:21,885 OH, MY GOD! YOU GUYS?! 1375 01:15:21,918 --> 01:15:23,953 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 1376 01:15:23,987 --> 01:15:25,889 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! 1377 01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:52,448 PLEASE. 1378 01:15:52,481 --> 01:15:54,517 WAIT. NO, NO! AAH! 1379 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:55,752 AAH! AAH! AAH! 1380 01:17:56,539 --> 01:17:58,842 THE PICTURE! 1381 01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:01,144 THE PICTURE IN THE BASEMENT. 86884

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