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-OH, YEAH! PEACE OUT, BUSHWICK.
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LET'S GO FUCKING CAMPING!
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WHOO-HOO! YEAH!
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-NO, ROB, COME ON.
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WE GOT THE AIR ON, ROB.
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-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ROB, SERIOUSLY? ROB!
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-WHOO-HOO-HOO! WHOO!
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-OH, MY GOD.
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-WHOO!
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-COME ON, ROB.
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-WE BETTER NOT GET PULLED OVER.
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-WHOO-HOO!
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LOOK AT THAT FUCKING VIEW, MAN.
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-YEAH, I'M GLAD
YOU'RE COMFORTABLE, ROB.
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-WAIT. WHAT?
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-THERE ARE FOUR OF US BACK HERE.
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WE NEED TO TAKE TURNS.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING --
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YOU GUYS ARE THE SKINNIEST,
ALL RIGHT?
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YOU FOUR BARELY MAKE UP THREE
PEOPLE AS IT IS.
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-WHY DON'T YOU HAVE
A BIGGER CAR?
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AREN'T YOU FROM TEXAS, TEX?
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-OH, I'M SORRY.
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THE X3 ISN'T BIG ENOUGH
FOR YOU, STEF?
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NEXT TIME WE'LL TAKE YOUR CAR.
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OH, RIGHT. YOU DON'T HAVE
A FUCKING CAR, DO YOU?
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-UH, HIPSTERS DON'T HAVE CARS.
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-WHAT?
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-WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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-HIPSTERS -- THEY DON'T DRIVE.
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-OKAY, I AM NOT A HIPSTER.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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- RIGHT.
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-OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
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JUST BECAUSE I LIVE
IN BUSHWICK, I HAVE A TATTOO,
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AND I ACTUALLY KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE
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BETWEEN STARBUCKS COFFEE
AND AU BON COFFEE
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DOES NOT MAKE ME A HIPSTER.
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-BUT THE THING IS, THAT'S WHAT
EVERYONE SAYS, RIGHT?
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HIPSTERS EXIST.
SOMEONE HAS TO BE A HIPSTER.
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-OKAY, ASSUMING THAT A HIPSTER
DID HAVE A CAR
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FOR, LIKE, EMERGENCY PURPOSES
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT,
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WHAT KIND OF CAR
WOULD THEY HAVE?
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-LOOK, I DON'T KNOW.
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I DON'T CARE.
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ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT ONCE YOU
GO GERMAN, YOU DO NOT GO BACK.
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WHAT WOULD GEORGE W. SAY?
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-WHOOOOOSHHHHH.
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-ROB, ARE YOU GONNA FILM
THE WHOLE WEEKEND?
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-YEAH, WHY NOT?
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I MEAN, IT'S CHEAP, MAN.
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IT DOESN'T COST ANYTHING
TO MAKE FILMS THESE DAYS.
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IT'S JUST DATA, RIGHT?
ZEROES AND ONES.
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-DON'T LET JEAN-LUC GODARD
HEAR YOU SAY THAT.
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-NO, I FIND MYSELF MORE
IN THE TRUFFAUT VEIN, ACTUALLY,
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BUT, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER WORKS.
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-OH, GREAT.
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-I'VE GOT HER WITH A HAT
AND NOW SHE'S FILMING, AS WELL.
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THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS.
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-HEY, STEF, LOOK RIGHT HERE.
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-YO, TEX,
WHEN ARE WE GETTING THERE?
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-LOOK, I DON'T KNOW.
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AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
THESE TRUFFAUT AND GODARD CATS.
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ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT
IF I DON'T CATCH A BEAR
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ON ONE OF THESE CAMERAS, THEN I
WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK.
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-OKAY, THERE ARE BEARS UP THERE?
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WHERE DID YOU FIND THE HOUSE?
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IS IT A FRIEND'S PLACE?
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-NAH.
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I GOT IT ON AIRBNB.
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-OH, MY GOD!
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-WHAT?
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-ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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-WHAT?
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-THE INTERNET?
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OUR ONE FUCKING WEEKEND AWAY
FROM BROOKLYN ALL YEAR,
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AND YOU GET A HOUSE
FROM THE INTERNET?
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-DID YOU SEE THE PHOTOS?
THE PHOTOS ARE AWESOME.
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-UH, DUDE? PHOTOSHOP.
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-UH, CRAIGSLIST MURDERERS?
HOW ABOUT THAT ONE?
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-WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. NO ONE'S EVER
GOTTEN MURDERED ON CRAIGSLIST.
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-BULLSHIT!
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-UM, YES, THEY DID.
THAT'S A FACT.
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SOME GIRL IN WILLIAMSBURG --
JUST LAST MONTH.
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SHE ANSWERED ONE OF THOSE
MISSING-ON-A-SUBWAY THINGS.
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SHE WAS CUT UP AND LEFT
IN A BATH FOR CHRIST SAKE.
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-OH, MY GOD.
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-WAS IT AT LEAST A VINTAGE,
FREESTANDING, CLAW-FOOT BATH?
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-THIS ISN'T CRAIGSLIST, IS IT?
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IT'S AIRBNB
AND IT'S MEMBER-RATED
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AND THE HOUSE IS GONNA BE
FUCKING AWESOME,
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SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
FOR NOW.
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-UH, I'M JUST SAYING
YOU CAN'T TRUST THE INTERNET.
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THAT'S ALL.
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-WELL, THEN, WHO CAN YOU TRUST?
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- "TAXIDERMY."
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HEY, MAYBE WE CAN GET YOUR BEAR
STUFFED THERE, HUH?
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-MARIE, YOU SPEAK KOREAN, RIGHT?
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-UH-HUH.
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-YOU HUNGRY?
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-IT'S CLOSED.
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-AH, WE'RE ONLY 10 MINUTES AWAY
FROM THE HOUSE.
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I SAY WE GO TAKE A LOOK.
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-I DON'T KNOW.
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IT'S -- IT'S CLOSED.
WHAT'S THE POINT?
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-YEAH, COME ON.
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EVEN IF IT'S CLOSED, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, ABANDONED PLACES AND SHIT
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ALWAYS LOOK REALLY GOOD
FOR PHOTOS AND STUFF,
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ESPECIALLY ON FILM.
-THAT'S TRUE.
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-WAIT, SO, YOU SHOOT ON FILM?
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-HELL YEAH, MAN.
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-THE STUFF --
THAT CRAP LOOKS LIKE SHIT.
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I WANT SOME TEXTURE,
SOME EMOTION, YOU KNOW?
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SOME REAL.
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-ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET REAL THEN.
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-FUCK YEAH.
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-YO, YOU GUYS READY?
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-YOU LEAD THE WAY. GO.
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-LET'S FUCKING DO THIS.
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YEAH, EVEN THE "WELCOME" SIGN
IS CREEPY.
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WHOA.
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-IT'S A KOREAN RESTAURANT.
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-UGH. THIS IS CREEPY.
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-SO CREEPY.
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-DEAD BIRD.
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-NO FUCKING WAY.
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AW, THAT'S SO DISGUSTING!
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OH, MY GOD! ITS HEAD IS CRUSHED.
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HEY,
LET'S CHECK AROUND THE BACK.
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-THEY REALLY LET THIS PLACE GO.
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WHAT DID THIS -- WHAT WAS THIS?
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EW.
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EW! IT'S WET.
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-OH, MY GOD. PUT THAT DOWN.
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QUIT BEING
SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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PUT THAT DOWN.
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-EW. THAT IS SO GROSS.
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JUST -- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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THAT'S DISGUSTING.
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-HOLY SHIT.
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NICE, MICHAEL.
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-IT'S LOCKED.
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-FUCKING KICK THAT SHIT IN.
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-YOU WANT ME TO?
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-YES, KICK IT IN!
KICK IT IN.
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KICK IT IN, KICK IT IN.
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YEAH!
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YOU FUCKING BROKE
THE DOOR.
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LEFT EVERYTHING HERE.
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-IT'S LIKE
THEY REPO'D THIS SHIT.
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-OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THIS.
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AW, THESE DON'T FUCKING WORK.
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THIS PLACE IS FUCKING WEIRD.
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DID YOU GET IT?
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-FUCK.
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CAN WE FUCKING GO?
ROB, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
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-I DON'T KNOW. SOMEONE, LIKE,
DROPPED SOME PLATES DOWN.
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-UM...
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-COME ON. LET'S GO.
COME ON, TEX.
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-WELL, OKAY, HOLD ON.
HAS ANYONE SEEN THE KEYS?
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-FUCK OFF, TEX.
-YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
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-SERIOUSLY?
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-WHAT?
NONE OF YOU HAVE THE KEYS?
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-OH, COME ON.
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-SHIT.
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GUESS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO STAY
HERE, THEN.
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-YOU'VE GOT TO BE
FUCKING KIDDING ME.
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-NO WAY.
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-THOSE MATTRESSES
DIDN'T LOOK TOO BAD.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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-OH, MY GOD.
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-I'M NOT STAYING
ON THOSE MATTRESSES.
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-YOU GUYS ARE RIDICULOUS.
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YOU GOT TO LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP
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IF WE'RE GONNA HAVE ANY FUN
AROUND HERE.
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-FUCKING SERIOUS?
-COME ON, GUYS.
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OF COURSE I HAVE THE KEYS.
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-GUYS, LOOK AT THIS.
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-WOW.
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-NOW DO YOU SEE WHY
I'M FILMING THIS STUFF?
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-I REALLY HOPE THE HOUSE
IS THIS COOL.
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-TEX, DUDE, ARE WE THERE YET?
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MAN, MY HAMSTRINGS
ARE KILLING ME.
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I NEED TO DO YOGA ASAP.
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-YO, TEX, PULL OVER RIGHT HERE.
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TURN RIGHT. RIGHT HERE,
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE.
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WAIT FOR IT. WAIT FOR IT.
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FUCK YES.
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STOP RIGHT HERE.
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-ALL RIGHT,
THIS IS PRETTY COOL, I ADMIT.
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-HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS?
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-WHOA.
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-WELL, THIS IS LOVELY.
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AND YET, I SOMEHOW DON'T THINK
WE'LL BE STAYING HERE.
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UH, THIS IS NOT OUR HOUSE.
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-WHICH HOUSE NUMBER
WAS IT AGAIN?
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-UH...
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-I THINK IT WAS FOUR.
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-HEY, STEF.
-WHAT?
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-CAN YOU CHECK AND SEE
WHAT NUMBER IT IS?
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-NO, YOU CHECK IT.
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MARIE, CAN YOU?
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-CHECK YOUR FUCKING E-MAIL.
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-UH, WE PASSED THIS BIT
LIKE 15 MINUTES AGO.
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-I KNOW THAT, SWEETHEART.
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-SO WE'RE LOST?
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- IT'S A NUMBER THREE.
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JUST LOOK OUT
FOR A NUMBER THREE.
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IT SAYS ITS OVER THE BRIDGE
AND THEN NUMBER THREE.
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-THERE WAS A SMALL BRIDGE
BACK THERE.
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-YEAH.
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DISCO.
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-PLEASE.
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-TOLD YOU IT WAS AROUND HERE.
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-HEY, WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE GOOD
FOR SOMETHING.
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-LOOKS LIKE MY BATTERY'S DYING.
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-DUDE, BATTERIES?
YOU'RE A DIGITAL MORON.
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THEY'RE MECHANICAL, BABY.
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-CAN SOMEONE PASS ME A BATTERY?
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-ZOE.
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-ZOE.
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-ZOE!
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ZOE, GIVE ROB A BATTERY.
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-SHE'S FUCKING ASLEEP AGAIN.
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-OH, MY GOD. ZOE.
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-ZOE, WAKE UP.
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-ZOE, WAKE UP.
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
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-OF COURSE, SHE'S PASSED OUT.
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-ALL RIGHT. CHECK IT OUT.
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-LET'S GO.
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-THANK GOD FOR THAT.
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-YO, I GOT POINT ON THIS ONE.
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LET ME GET THIS.
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UH, KEY'S IN HERE, THEY SAID.
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-NO ONE IN THERE, ROB.
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-WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ROB?
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-OOH! DAMN!
238
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-HOLY SHIT! THIS IS NICE!
239
00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:37,805
-THIS IS THAT HOUSE & GARDEN
SHIT RIGHT HERE, BRO.
240
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,039
I'M TELLING YOU.
241
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,341
-DAMN.
242
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:46,213
-DAMN.
THIS IS DOING IT FOR ME.
243
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:51,551
-I HAD VISIONS OF, LIKE,
SOME "BLAIR WITCH" CAMPING SHIT.
244
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:52,820
-AW, COME ON.
245
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,088
-EVERYONE, HEY. HEY, LOOK.
LOOK WHO JUST WOKE UP.
246
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,092
MADAME, YOUR HUMBLE ABODE.
247
00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,394
-QUITE NICE, KIND SIR.
248
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,663
QUITE NICE. APPROVED.
249
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:13,741
HEY, ROB.
250
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,409
-DUDE, I GOT ALL THIS STUFF
OFF OF eBAY.
251
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:17,677
-REALLY?
252
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:18,678
-YEAH.
253
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:19,880
-WHAT IS THIS?
254
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,481
-CAMERA EQUIPMENT.
255
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,285
-OKAY, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH ALL OF THESE?
256
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,221
-WE'RE GONNA SHOOT --
SHOOT ALL THIS.
257
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,090
MAKE A MOVIE -- VACATION MOVIE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
258
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,925
-OH, WE SHOULD SHOOT
THE ENTIRE WEEKEND.
259
00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,260
THIS WILL BE FUCKING AWESOME.
260
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,995
-SERIOUSLY? YOU'RE GONNA PUT IT
ON YouTube OR WHAT?
261
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,563
-YEAH, GET HITS --
GIVE MY FILM A GREATER USE.
262
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,799
GET SOME NICE UNDERWATER SHOTS.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
263
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,801
-THE, UH, VACATION VIDEOS
264
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,335
OF, LIKE, FUJI AND SHIT,
THEY GO UNDERWATER.
265
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,636
IT'S SO COOL.
266
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,205
-WE CAN DO IT WITH THESE.
267
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:46,339
HOW COOL IS THAT?
268
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,608
-IT'S FUCKING AMAZING.
269
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:52,145
- OH, WOW.
270
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:41,028
EUGH. MR. RODENT. EUGH.
271
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,900
EH.
272
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:50,403
OOH-OOH!
273
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,705
HUH.
274
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,114
OH.
275
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,649
BACK TO THE OLD SCHOOL, MAN.
276
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:39,686
WHY DON'T WE TAKE THIS BIKE OUT
AND GO GET SOME FOOTAGE, HUH?
277
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:42,322
-HELL YEAH!
278
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,557
-CAN YOU EVEN HUNT BEAR
ON A MOUNTAIN BIKE?
279
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,559
-I THINK THESE ASSHOLES
PROBABLY CAN.
280
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,728
-DUDE, WE GOT TO TAKE THE CANOE
OUT LATER, TOO.
281
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,330
I BROUGHT
SOME FUCKING FIREWORKS.
282
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,332
YO, WE'LL LIGHT THEM OFF
RIGHT FROM INSIDE.
283
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,367
-UH, DUDE, FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL
IN THE STATE OF NEW YORK.
284
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,737
UH, WELL, SO IS DOWNLOADING
MUSIC FROM THE INTERNET.
285
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,372
-I'VE GOT A VERY CLEAR POLICY.
286
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:02,242
I DOWNLOAD FIRST, AND THEN
IF I LIKE, I ALWAYS BUY.
287
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:05,045
-WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE SPOTIFY
LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?
288
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,547
-NO, I FEEL NERVOUS
IF I DON'T HAVE OWNERSHIP.
289
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,883
-UH, ILLEGAL OWNERSHIP.
290
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,218
-IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT.
291
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,120
IT'S MORE ABOUT RELYING
ON THE INTERNET UNNECESSARILY.
292
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,489
LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE, DO WE EVEN
HAVE A CONNECTION HERE?
293
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,691
-OH, SHIT.
I DIDN'T EVEN ASK.
294
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,827
I JUST ASSUMED WIRELESS, RIGHT?
295
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,795
I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
296
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,867
NO.
297
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,637
-SO, LUCKY I DIDN'T
RELY ON THAT.
298
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,673
-WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TRUSTING
THE INTERNET, WILLIAM GIBSON?
299
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,409
-I'M A HIPSTER, AND WE'RE KNOWN
FOR BEING CONTRARIAN.
300
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,411
I HAVE TO LIVE UP
TO THAT REPUTATION, BABY.
301
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,621
-YOU KNOW WHAT?
302
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,357
DUDE, WE SHOULD MAKE A FIRE.
303
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,959
-NO.
304
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,161
WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL OVEN THERE.
305
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,862
A DOUBLE OVEN, IN FACT.
306
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,497
I DREAM OF HAVING A DOUBLE OVEN.
307
00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,200
-FUCK THAT.
308
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,402
LET'S MAKE A FIRE.
IT'S MUCH MORE FUN.
309
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,737
-I AGREE, AND IT HELPS KEEP
MOSQUITOS AWAY.
310
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,506
-FIRE IS ALSO MUCH COOLER.
311
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,809
I MEAN, I DON'T DISMISS
THE DOUBLE OVEN LIGHTLY.
312
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,445
A DOUBLE OVEN
IS SOMETHING TO BEHOLD.
313
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,714
BUT SERIOUSLY,
WOOD CHIPS ON A FIRE?
314
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,150
THAT'S REAL, YOU KNOW --
AN EXPERIENCE.
315
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:19,186
-OKAY, WHY WON'T ANYONE
LET ME USE MY OVEN?
316
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,488
I LOVE THIS OVEN.
317
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,623
-SWEETHEART,
WE'RE HERE FOR THREE NIGHTS.
318
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,758
WE'LL LET YOU PLAY MARTHA
TOMORROW NIGHT.
319
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,295
-OKAY. DEALIO.
320
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,531
-SO, WHAT'S FOR DINNER TONIGHT,
CHEF?
321
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,233
- KALBI.
322
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,702
-OOH!
-RAH-RAH-RAH-HAH.
323
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,470
-SWEET.
HOW DID YOU DO IT?
324
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,673
- MARINATED
FOR TWO DAYS IN PINEAPPLE,
325
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:44,978
SOY SAUCE, UH, SOME CHILIES,
SOME GARLIC --
326
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,347
ACTUALLY, A FUCK LOAD
OF GARLIC --
327
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:52,619
UH, SOME SUGAR, SALT AND PEPPER,
OBVIOUSLY, AND A CAN OF COKE.
328
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,755
-A CAN OF COKE?
329
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,424
-THAT'S RIGHT, BIG BOY.
330
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,926
UM, YEAH. APPARENTLY,
IT MAKES THE MEAT TENDER.
331
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,861
-OH, NICE.
WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT?
332
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,330
-I DON'T KNOW. SOME BLOG.
333
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,565
-WHAT THE FUCK IS KALBI?
334
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,435
-YOU'RE A RETARD, BIG GUY.
335
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,886
- YOU GUYS
REALIZE THAT THE ONLY TIME
336
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:31,091
WE SHUT THE FUCK UP IS WHEN
WE'RE ALL EATING LIKE THIS?
337
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:36,563
-WELL, ACTUALLY, THE ONLY TIME
WE ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP
338
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,199
IS WHEN WE'RE EATING SOMETHING
THAT I MADE.
339
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,367
DON'T FORGET THAT.
340
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,703
-YEAH, BOY AIN'T LYING.
341
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,206
I STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT KALBI IS.
342
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,244
-OKAY.
343
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:57,184
-MM.
344
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,899
-NOT BAD, HUH?
345
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:15,968
YEAH, THE GUY WHO OWNS THE HOUSE
MAKES THE CREAM.
346
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,771
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
THIS SECRET NEW FORMULA.
347
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,707
MADE THE GUY A TON OF MONEY.
348
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,250
-CAN YOU STOP THAT?
349
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:33,052
-WHAT? I WAS THINKING WE COULD,
YOU KNOW...
350
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,487
-WHAT?
351
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:37,557
-...MAKE A SEX TAPE.
352
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,692
ALL RIGHT!
353
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,328
-MM, NOT NOW. LATER.
354
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:44,030
-OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE SUCH A TEASE.
355
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:48,301
YOU KNOW, WE COULD MAKE A TON
OF MONEY WITH THIS GoPro.
356
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,969
-UH, WHAT'S A GoPro?
357
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,504
-I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S JUST THE NAME.
358
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,840
-THAT'S A STUPID NAME.
359
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:57,344
-WELL, MAYBE IT SHOULD BE
THE Go-DOWN-Pro.
360
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,911
-OH, YEAH?
361
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,079
-YEAH.
362
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,548
-I SAID NOT NOW, BABE.
363
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,083
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT MONEY,
I BELIEVE?
364
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,718
-YEAH, OKAY, WE DO A FILM.
365
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,488
I'LL FILM YOU
AS IF I'M SNEAKING UP ON YOU,
366
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,089
WATCHING YOU GET CHANGED.
367
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,358
LIKE A VOYEUR.
368
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,692
- HOW MUCH?
369
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,727
-WHAT?
-HOW MUCH MONEY?
370
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,529
-OH, I DON'T KNOW.
371
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:20,267
SNEEZING PANDAS AND SHIT MAKE
A TON OF MONEY ON YouTube.
372
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,734
-RIGHT.
373
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:25,605
-AND YOU'RE CLEARLY WAY MORE
FUCKABLE THAN A SNEEZING PANDA.
374
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,507
-WHATEVER.
375
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:33,213
-FUCK YEAH.
THIS IS DOPE.
376
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,294
SUMMER 2013 --
377
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:51,298
UPSTATE NEW YORK -- STARRING ME.
378
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:56,536
BEAUTIFUL.
BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL.
379
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,539
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, INSTA.
380
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,308
AW, WHAT THE FUCK?
381
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,543
"COULD NOT REFRESH FEED"?
382
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:07,547
FUCK YOU, INSTA.
FUCK YOU.
383
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,349
AH.
384
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:14,354
YO, TEX! TEX! MARIE!
385
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,659
-GOT KIND OF COLD OUT.
386
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,461
-YEAH, IT IS CHILLY.
387
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,330
WISH I HAD A SWEATER.
388
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,232
-YEAH, WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING ONE?
389
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,633
-I BROUGHT LIKE THREE.
390
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,301
-YOU SHOULD BE WEARING ONE.
391
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,637
EW. LOOK AT THIS.
392
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,539
-WHAT? WHAT IS THAT?
393
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,006
-I DON'T KNOW.
394
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,743
-WELL, DON'T TOUCH IT!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
395
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,745
-GOD, RELAX.
396
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,081
-OH, MY GOD, TEX!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
397
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,083
GET IT OFF ME,
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.
398
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,151
-ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
399
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,553
-GET IT OFF. OH, MY GOD.
400
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,888
-OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT. RELAX. IT'S OFF.
401
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,022
-GET IT OFF -- ALL OF IT.
402
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,458
-ALL RIGHT, IT'S OFF.
YOU'RE GOOD.
403
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,125
-ARE YOU SERIOUS?
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
404
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,527
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT SHIT IS.
405
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,729
I DON'T WANT TO DIE
BY SOME STUPID NATURE SHIT.
406
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,030
THERE'S POISON IVY OUT HERE.
407
00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:00,233
-LOOK, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS,
RIGHT?
408
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,769
SO YOU AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME
THAT IT'S HARMFUL.
409
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,103
IT COULD BE REALLY COOL.
410
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:07,173
IT COULD BE THE FUCKING CURE
FOR CANCER RIGHT THERE.
411
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,509
-MICHAEL
412
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,379
OKAY, I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU ARE
GOING A LITTLE STRANGE OUT HERE.
413
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,814
LIKE, WE ARE IN THE WOODS
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
414
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,783
THIS IS NOT THE CURE FOR CANCER.
415
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:20,387
-I FUNDAMENTALLY BELIEVE
THAT NATURE WANTS US TO SURVIVE.
416
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,290
NATURE WANTS US
TO FROLIC THROUGH THE FOREST
417
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:27,026
AND PICK BERRIES OFF THE TREES,
DRINK MILK, BARBECUE KALBI.
418
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,628
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.
419
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:31,398
NATURE WANTS US TO SURVIVE
AND PROSPER, BABY.
420
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,432
-OH, MY GOD, DUDE.
421
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,766
I DON'T KNOW, ALL RIGHT,
422
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,835
BUT AT THIS POINT,
I SAY FUCK NATURE.
423
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,570
YOU TWO ARE A LITTLE MUCH
FOR ME.
424
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:38,705
I'M GOING BEAR HUNTING.
425
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,255
-THIS IS CREEPY.
426
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,890
-ROB? IS THAT YOU?
427
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,966
OH, SHIT! OH, FUCK!
428
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,448
UGH.
429
00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:17,289
EUGH.
430
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:49,515
W-WHOA! AAH!
431
00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:11,270
WHOO!
432
00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:27,186
OH!
433
00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:18,630
-HUH.
434
00:28:18,664 --> 00:28:21,433
THIS CAMERA
ACTUALLY ISN'T SO BAD.
435
00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:23,369
NOW I SEE WHAT EVERYONE'S
TALKING ABOUT.
436
00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:26,438
RE-TOUCH THIS.
437
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:31,778
WHY ARE YOU PUTTING MAKEUP ON?
438
00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,379
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
439
00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:35,782
-UM, WE'RE IN THE FOREST.
440
00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:37,649
- COOL IT.
441
00:28:37,683 --> 00:28:39,585
IT'S ALL GOOD. HOLD ON.
442
00:28:39,618 --> 00:28:41,253
-NO ONE IS WATCHING.
443
00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:42,588
-SO RIDICULOUS.
444
00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:45,491
-WHATEVER.
445
00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:47,894
-HEY, I GOT MY OWN PATTERN.
446
00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:50,830
-OKAY.
447
00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:04,043
-YO, ZOE, YOU ALL RIGHT?
448
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:07,313
-I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD.
449
00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:09,949
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
450
00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:13,185
-"RIGHT THERE" OBVIOUSLY MEANS
SOMEWHERE IN THIS AREA.
451
00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:14,386
-STOP RIGHT THERE.
452
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,621
-OW!
453
00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:17,656
-THIS IS THE EXPERIENCE
YOU WERE SHOWING US, ROB?
454
00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:20,659
-THERE WAS, UH, FUCKING STICKS
IN THE FUCKING GROUND.
455
00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:21,994
IT HURT.
456
00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:23,996
-FUCKING WHAT AN EXPERIENCE.
457
00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:26,298
SAME FIRE PIT WE WERE AT BEFORE.
458
00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:28,167
SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT TIME.
459
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,102
-WELL DONE.
460
00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:32,304
-ALL RIGHT,
I WANT TO GO FURTHER.
461
00:29:32,338 --> 00:29:34,306
-ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO FURTHER.
462
00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:36,843
-WE'RE -- N--
WE'RE GOING IN THERE?
463
00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:37,844
-FAR ENOUGH.
464
00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:41,747
-SERIOUSLY?
IT'S SO DARK. JESUS.
465
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,182
-WELL, AT LEAST I GOT MY PROTEIN
FOR THE WEEK.
466
00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:47,053
I ATE LIKE 40 BUGS JUST NOW.
467
00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:48,354
-GUYS, I'M GONNA HURL.
468
00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:50,289
-THIS IS INTENSE.
469
00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:51,757
-NO, NO. GO, GO.
470
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,759
WHY AM -- WHY AM I LAST?
471
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,661
-IT'S NOT REALLY A TRAIL.
472
00:29:55,694 --> 00:29:57,396
IT'S JUST KIND OF A...
473
00:29:57,429 --> 00:29:59,565
-GUYS, SHOULD WE WAIT FOR TEX?
474
00:29:59,598 --> 00:30:01,100
TEX CAN MAKE A FIRE.
475
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,103
-TEX! FIRE! AMERICA!
476
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,605
-I'M FUCKING DRUNK. HEY.
477
00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:10,242
-OOH, IS THIS THE MAGICAL
EXPERIENCE
478
00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:12,912
THAT WE'RE EXPERIENCING TODAY?
479
00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:15,781
-UH, MAYBE I'M JUST WASTED HERE.
480
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,483
-UGH, ARE WE CLOSE?
481
00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:18,517
-OH, MY GOD.
482
00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,186
-FUCKING SCARES ME A LITTLE BIT.
483
00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:21,988
-OH, SHIT! FOUND IT!
484
00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,122
-ALL RIGHT.
485
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:24,390
-LET'S LIGHT THIS BITCH UP.
486
00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:25,624
-LET'S GET THIS SHIT GOING!
487
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:26,758
-WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
488
00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:27,793
-WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
489
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,328
-SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING,
RIGHT?
490
00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:31,030
-GUYS, I'VE DONE THIS LIKE
A MILLION, TRILLION TIMES.
491
00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:32,531
-IT'S GONNA BLOW UP
IN HER FACE OR SOMETHING.
492
00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:34,266
-OKAY, I'M STEPPING ASIDE.
493
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:36,035
-UM, WHO'S GOT A LIGHTER? OOH.
494
00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:37,536
-OH, WHO'S GOT A LIGHTER?
495
00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:38,837
-YEAH, OKAY. OKAY.
BUT WAIT. WAIT.
496
00:30:38,871 --> 00:30:40,106
-CAN'T WE DO, LIKE,
AND ELECTRIC FIREPLACE INSIDE?
497
00:30:40,139 --> 00:30:43,209
-AN ELECTRIC FIREPLACE.
498
00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:51,918
-WHY DON'T YOU GO HELP HER,
MICHAEL?
499
00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,519
-OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
500
00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:55,387
-WHOO!
501
00:30:55,421 --> 00:30:57,389
-WHOA, THERE YOU GO.
502
00:30:57,423 --> 00:30:59,325
-WOW.
503
00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,060
-THERE WE GO.
504
00:31:01,093 --> 00:31:02,594
-THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
505
00:31:02,628 --> 00:31:03,996
-YEAH, BUDDY.
506
00:31:05,164 --> 00:31:06,865
-ROB, ARE YOU HIGH AS FUCK?
507
00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:08,734
YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING FOR,
LIKE, TWO MINUTES.
508
00:31:08,767 --> 00:31:09,735
- HE IS SO HIGH.
509
00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:10,802
GOOD FIRE, STEF.
510
00:31:10,836 --> 00:31:12,004
-YEAH, SHIT.
511
00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:13,772
THIS IS THE KING AND THE QUEEN
OF THE CAMPFIRE.
512
00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:15,141
I WILL BE IN CHARGE OF --
513
00:31:15,174 --> 00:31:16,675
-PROBABLY THE BEST FIRE
EVER MADE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
514
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:17,843
-OW. OH, MY GOD.
515
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,445
-I KNOW I GIVE HIM SHIT,
BUT I REALLY LIKE TEX.
516
00:31:19,478 --> 00:31:21,013
-OH, IT'S TOO HOT.
I'M NOT SITTING.
517
00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:21,981
I'M GONNA CROUCH.
518
00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:23,549
-HOW MANY CAMERAS DO YOU HAVE?
519
00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:25,184
-I DON'T KNOW.
520
00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:26,285
-REALLY?
521
00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:29,155
CAN --
CAN YOU STOP THAT?
522
00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:32,724
-WHAT? ME -- I --
I JUST WANT TO -- WATCH.
523
00:31:32,758 --> 00:31:34,693
I JUST WANT TO GET YOU.
524
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:35,794
-WHAT?
525
00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:38,430
-I WANT TO FUCK --
I WANT TO FILM YOU.
526
00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:39,598
I WANT TO FILM YOU.
527
00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:40,899
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK --
YOU LOOK --
528
00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:43,869
-OH. I LOOK -- I LOOK LIKE WHAT?
529
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:47,506
-YOU LOOK AWESOME IN THIS LIGHT
OF THE CAMERA.
530
00:31:47,539 --> 00:31:48,540
LOOK AWESOME.
531
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:50,142
-YEAH. OKAY.
532
00:31:50,176 --> 00:31:52,979
-YOU LOOK AWESOME.
533
00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:54,080
-YO, YOU ALL RIGHT?
534
00:31:54,113 --> 00:31:55,181
-SHOTGUN THAT.
535
00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:58,350
HEY, SHOTGUN THAT.
536
00:31:58,384 --> 00:31:59,351
SHOTGUN THAT.
537
00:31:59,385 --> 00:32:01,053
DRINK IT. DRINK IT.
538
00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:03,155
-FUCK YEAH. OKAY, WAIT,
I NEED A STICK OR SOMETHING.
539
00:32:03,189 --> 00:32:04,656
-BETTER YET, JUST CHUG IT.
JUST CHUG IT.
540
00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:05,891
-OKAY, READY?
OKAY, NO, NO, NO.
541
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,259
OKAY, READY?
542
00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:09,328
-YOU LOOK GOOD.
543
00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:11,797
-OH, SHIT!
544
00:32:11,830 --> 00:32:13,499
-OH, FUCK!
545
00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:15,434
-OH, MY GOD.
546
00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:18,804
-WOW! CRAZIEST SHIT I EVER SEEN
IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
547
00:32:18,837 --> 00:32:20,172
-HOLY SHIT.
548
00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:21,607
-OH, MY GOD.
549
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,442
EW! YOU'RE GONNA BE
ALL STICKY NOW.
550
00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:25,811
-UGH, FUCK!
551
00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:28,614
-HOLY SH--
552
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:32,618
-IS THIS LIKE "GIRLS GONE WILD"?
THIS IS INSANE.
553
00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:34,286
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU JUST DID THAT.
554
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:36,688
-DID YOU HONESTLY SEE THAT?
555
00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:37,889
-SHE'S GONNA THROW UP, RIGHT?
556
00:32:37,923 --> 00:32:39,091
-YOU ALL RIGHT?
557
00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,526
-SO QUIET.
558
00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:44,863
-YO, YOU ALL RIGHT?
559
00:32:44,896 --> 00:32:46,898
-OH, MY GOD. EW.
560
00:32:46,932 --> 00:32:48,967
-YO, YOU ALL RIGHT?
561
00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:50,802
-YEAH, I'M FINE.
562
00:32:50,836 --> 00:32:52,571
-OH, MY GOD.
563
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:55,741
-JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH BEER,
OKAY? NOTHING.
564
00:32:55,774 --> 00:32:57,476
-NOTHING?
-THAT WAS INSANE.
565
00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:59,678
-YEAH, NOTHING.
-NOTHING.
566
00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:01,880
-OKAY, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
567
00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:03,782
-UH, W-WHAT? NOTHING.
568
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,417
IT MEANS NOTHING.
569
00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:06,552
-OKAY, STEF.
570
00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:08,154
-CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR
TESTOSTERONE LEVELS?
571
00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:09,788
-GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE,
MICHAEL.
572
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,457
-SORRY. ALL RIGHT.
573
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:14,260
-YEAH, ST-- OKAY, STEF.
YEAH.
574
00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:20,332
-WHAT? ARE YOU TOO HIGH?
575
00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:21,867
-TELL ME. NO, TELL ME.
576
00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,602
YOU'RE SO FUCKING PERFECT.
577
00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:27,473
YOU HAVE ALL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
FOR WORKING AT A FUCKING BAR.
578
00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:29,341
JESUS.
579
00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:34,513
-YEAH, BECAUSE I'M NOT HIGH
EVERY SINGLE DAY, ZOE.
580
00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:36,548
MAYBE THAT'S WHY I HAVE A JOB.
581
00:33:36,582 --> 00:33:38,584
-PBHT! I'm high!
582
00:33:38,617 --> 00:33:41,253
-YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT, STEF.
583
00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:45,457
AND, HONESTLY,
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT, OKAY?
584
00:33:45,491 --> 00:33:46,925
FUCK YOU.
585
00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:48,594
-ZOE.
586
00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:50,262
-FUCK YOU!
587
00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:51,930
-ZOE!
588
00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:53,332
-OH -- OH, MY GOD.
-FUCK YOU!
589
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,401
-OH, MY GOD.
590
00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:57,269
-SHOULD I GO GET HER?
591
00:33:57,303 --> 00:33:59,771
-YEAH. YEAH.
THAT'D BE A GOOD IDEA, MARIE.
592
00:33:59,805 --> 00:34:01,840
-I DON'T KNOW.
-GO!
593
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,442
-GO GET HER.
AW, FUCK.
594
00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:05,777
SHE'LL HURT HERSELF.
I'LL GO GET HER.
595
00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:06,878
-THANK YOU.
596
00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:08,414
-HEY, ZOE.
597
00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:10,015
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'LL GET HER.
598
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,918
-YEAH, WELL, MAKE SURE HER PANTS
ARE UP WHEN SHE COMES BACK.
599
00:34:12,951 --> 00:34:15,121
-HEY. Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
600
00:34:15,154 --> 00:34:16,855
-WHAT?
601
00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,928
- MERRILY.
602
00:34:46,218 --> 00:34:49,255
-I DON'T KNOW. YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO BE THAT HARSH ON HER.
603
00:34:49,288 --> 00:34:51,890
-HARSH ON HER?
I DIDN'T FUCKING SAY ANYTHING.
604
00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:56,061
-LOOK WHO I FOUND.
605
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:59,898
SHE'S ALL GOOD NOW.
606
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,203
THAT'S ENOUGH.
DUDE, THAT'S ENOUGH.
607
00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:07,906
-GUYS, LET'S JUST HAVE FUN
AND NO DRAMA, RIGHT?
608
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:11,143
-EUGH.
I CALL SHOWERING FIRST.
609
00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:13,011
-I CALL SECOND.
610
00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:14,946
-I CALL THIRD.
611
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:19,585
-TWO BEERS?
612
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:21,287
I'M GONNA FEED YOU ANOTHER BEER,
613
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,322
AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA BE
FUCKED UP.
614
00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:25,624
-Shh!
615
00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:27,726
-YO, WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE?
616
00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:29,728
-OH, THAT'S FUCKED UP.
617
00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:31,197
-MIKE. MIKE, NO.
-FUCK THAT.
618
00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:33,131
-WHY IS HE RUNNING AWAY?
WHAT THE FUCK?
619
00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:35,801
-WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
-WHAT IS THAT?
620
00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:37,536
-I DON'T KNOW.
I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
621
00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:39,538
-WAIT. Shh! Shh!
622
00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:40,739
-TEX?
623
00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:41,873
-I'M OUT OF HERE.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
624
00:35:41,907 --> 00:35:42,974
-WHAT THE FUCK?
625
00:35:43,008 --> 00:35:44,410
-TEX!
626
00:35:44,443 --> 00:35:46,745
-HOLY SHIT.
627
00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:48,414
-WHAT THE FUCK?
628
00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:49,948
-THAT WAS THE SAME --
OH, MY GOD.
629
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,783
-TEX. TEX.
630
00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:54,220
-ROB!
631
00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:55,887
-IT'S TEX.
632
00:35:55,921 --> 00:35:57,656
-ROB, THAT'S THE SAME SHIT
I HEARD IN THE CANOE.
633
00:35:57,689 --> 00:35:59,925
LET'S GO. COME ON.
634
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:02,428
-IT'S -- IT'S TEX.
635
00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:04,863
-ROB.
636
00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:06,665
I'M GOING IN THE HOUSE.
FUCK THIS.
637
00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:08,267
-TEX.
638
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:11,603
TEX, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. HEY.
639
00:36:11,637 --> 00:36:14,340
HEY, TEX?
640
00:36:14,373 --> 00:36:16,742
TEX?
641
00:36:18,109 --> 00:36:20,346
TEX?
642
00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:22,481
SHIT!
643
00:36:25,217 --> 00:36:26,184
FUCK.
644
00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:42,468
-'SUP, MAN?
645
00:36:42,501 --> 00:36:43,469
-UH, NOT MUCH.
646
00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:45,771
JUST, UH,
DOWNLOADING SOME FOOTAGE.
647
00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:49,475
I'LL PUT IT UP ON YouTube LATER
WHEN WE'VE GOT A CONNECTION.
648
00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:55,814
OOH.
649
00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:58,250
THAT'S SO META, MAN.
650
00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:02,153
HEY, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT
THESE KIDS IN RUSSIA
651
00:37:02,187 --> 00:37:03,589
THAT FILM EVERYTHING?
652
00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:05,424
THEY DO, LIKE,
CRAZY STUNTS AND SHIT.
653
00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:08,093
YOU KNOW, LIKE CLIMB UP TALL
BUILDINGS WITHOUT HARNESSES.
654
00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:10,228
THEN THEY SHOOT IT ON CAMERAS
JUST LIKE THESE
655
00:37:10,262 --> 00:37:11,430
JUST SO THEY CAN GET HITS.
656
00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:12,998
-IF THEY DIE?
657
00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:15,033
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
658
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:17,469
-I MEAN,
DOES ONE GUY DO THE CRAZY SHIT
659
00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:20,906
AND THE OTHER GUY FILM IT
HOPING THAT HE DIES OR SOMETHING
660
00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:22,708
AND THAT'LL GET HIM MORE HITS?
661
00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:26,011
-I DON'T KNOW.
662
00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:27,746
-WHO'S TO KNOW
WHAT PEOPLE SAY OR DO
663
00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:29,781
WHEN THEY THINK THEY'RE DYING,
RIGHT?
664
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:34,486
-WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN?
665
00:37:38,056 --> 00:37:40,526
-THERE'S NO PICTURES
IN THIS HOUSE?
666
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:41,727
-NO, NOT REALLY.
667
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,229
-THERE'S NO FAMILY PICTURES
AT ALL?
668
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:46,798
LIKE, SOMEONE LIVES HERE,
OBVIOUSLY,
669
00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:48,467
BUT THERE'S NO PICTURES.
670
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,502
I UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO SELL A PLACE
671
00:37:50,536 --> 00:37:52,404
YOU SHOULDN'T LEAVE, LIKE,
FAMILY PHOTOS,
672
00:37:52,438 --> 00:37:54,139
BUT EVERYONE KNOWS
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE
673
00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:55,574
AT LEAST A PICTURE OF A DOG.
674
00:37:55,607 --> 00:38:00,846
LIKE, A PICTURE OF A DOG MAKES
PEOPLE FEEL AT HOME, AT EASE.
675
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:03,815
-WHAT? ARE YOU NOT FEELING
AT EASE, MIKE?
676
00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:07,386
-HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN TEX?
677
00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:08,987
-NOPE.
678
00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:10,789
-THOUGHT HE'D BE WITH YOU.
679
00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:12,458
-NO. HE DIDN'T COME BACK.
680
00:38:12,491 --> 00:38:14,192
-YOU MEAN, LIKE ALL NIGHT?
681
00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:17,062
I THOUGHT YOU JUST MEANT, LIKE,
RIGHT NOW.
682
00:38:17,095 --> 00:38:18,864
-NO, DOOFUS.
I MEAN, WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?
683
00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:20,799
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T COME BACK
ALL FUCKING NIGHT.
684
00:38:20,832 --> 00:38:22,067
-ALL RIGHT. JESUS.
685
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:25,404
-ALL RIGHT.
HE DIDN'T COME BACK.
686
00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:27,873
-THAT'S IT?
687
00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:33,011
-LOOK, TEX DOES STUFF LIKE THAT.
688
00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:36,114
-YEAH, HE'S, UH...
WHAT'S THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR?
689
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:37,883
-RETARDED?
690
00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:39,184
-NO.
691
00:38:39,217 --> 00:38:40,686
THAT'S POLITICALLY INCORRECT
692
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,588
AND ACTUALLY
FACTUALLY CORRECT --
693
00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:43,789
INCORRECT, ALL RIGHT?
694
00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:45,591
-CORRECT.
-CORRECT.
695
00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:49,461
HE'S MORE LIKE...WEIRD.
696
00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:52,798
YEAH, TEX IS WEIRD.
697
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:56,001
-LOOK, EVERY NOW AND THEN,
HE GOES OFF AND DOES STUFF --
698
00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:57,403
TEX STUFF.
699
00:38:57,436 --> 00:38:58,804
LIKE, ONE TIME AT COLLEGE,
700
00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:00,806
WE DIDN'T SEE HIM
FOR THREE DAYS.
701
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,341
THREE WHOLE DAYS.
702
00:39:03,375 --> 00:39:05,544
-OKAY, BUT HE CAME BACK.
703
00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:09,948
-HE CAME BACK.
704
00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:11,817
-YEAH, HE CAME BACK.
705
00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:13,885
-LITTLE MORE FUCKED UP
THAN CHARLIE SHEEN IN "PLATOON,"
706
00:39:13,919 --> 00:39:15,387
BUT, YEAH, HE CAME BACK.
707
00:39:15,421 --> 00:39:17,322
-OKAY, FUCK YOU GUYS.
708
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:18,757
I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR HIM.
709
00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:21,627
ZOE, WE'RE GOING TO LOOK
FOR TEX!
710
00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:24,596
ZOE.
711
00:39:26,532 --> 00:39:28,767
-MAYBE HE GOT THAT BEAR.
712
00:39:45,417 --> 00:39:49,087
-WE WENT AROUND EVERYWHERE.
CAN'T FIND HIM.
713
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,156
-EVERYWHERE?
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
714
00:39:51,189 --> 00:39:53,792
-THIS PLACE IS LIKE 100 ACRES.
715
00:39:53,825 --> 00:39:55,994
YOU COULDN'T HAVE GONE
EVERYWHERE IN, LIKE, AN HOUR.
716
00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:57,395
-FUCK YOU, STEF.
YEAH, WE DID.
717
00:39:57,429 --> 00:39:58,630
WE WENT ALL AROUND THE HOUSE,
718
00:39:58,664 --> 00:40:00,131
DOWN TO THE RIVER
AND BACK AGAIN.
719
00:40:00,165 --> 00:40:01,366
NO SIGN OF HIM.
720
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:04,035
-ROB, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
721
00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:05,704
-LOOK, I DON'T KNOW.
722
00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:07,539
TEX IS WEIRD LIKE THAT.
723
00:40:07,573 --> 00:40:09,340
HE COULD BE FUCKING ANYWHERE.
724
00:40:09,374 --> 00:40:11,810
-OKAY, BUT, LIKE, DO WE NEED
TO BE WORRIED?
725
00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:13,479
BE A LITTLE MORE HELPFUL, BRO.
726
00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:14,680
-ALL RIGHT, LOOK, GUYS.
727
00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:16,281
WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE IT
TILL LUNCH, ALL RIGHT?
728
00:40:16,314 --> 00:40:18,684
THE THING WITH TEX IS THAT IF HE
MISSES NO MORE THAN TWO MEALS,
729
00:40:18,717 --> 00:40:23,054
SHIT STARTS TO GET SERIOUS
ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.
730
00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:24,690
-OKAY. MARIE?
731
00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:27,826
-I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.
WHAT WOULD I KNOW?
732
00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:47,479
-"BRO"?
733
00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:52,551
-STUPID BUGS.
734
00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:55,086
DUDE, THIS NATURE SHIT...
735
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,422
COME ON.
736
00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:03,695
WONDER WHERE TEX IS.
737
00:41:30,556 --> 00:41:31,923
WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK'S THIS SHIT?!
738
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,293
OOH!
739
00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:39,965
SHIT.
740
00:41:41,967 --> 00:41:44,603
-HELLO, YOU HANDSOME MAN.
741
00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:51,142
HEY, ZOE, LET'S LIGHT OUR
CIGARETTES AT THE SAME TIME.
742
00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:53,211
INSTAGRAM PHOTO.
743
00:41:55,981 --> 00:41:58,216
-YO, WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
744
00:41:58,249 --> 00:41:59,985
-WELL?
745
00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:04,389
AW, MAN, I TOTALLY STACKED IT
OUT THERE.
746
00:42:04,422 --> 00:42:05,724
-WHAT?
747
00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:07,959
-I DID, LIKE --
DID, LIKE, A 360 IN THE AIR
748
00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:09,795
'CAUSE I HIT A STUMP
I DIDN'T SEE.
749
00:42:09,828 --> 00:42:11,062
IT WAS GNARLY.
750
00:42:11,096 --> 00:42:12,831
-WHAT ABOUT FUCKING TEX?
751
00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:14,332
-TEX?
752
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:17,035
-UM, DUDE, WE'RE TRYING TO FIND
OUR FRIEND, OUR LEADER,
753
00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:18,469
BIG GUY FROM TEXAS,
754
00:42:18,503 --> 00:42:21,607
YOUR ROOMMATE,
THE OWNER OF OUR CAR?
755
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:25,577
-THE ONLY ONE WITH THE KEYS.
756
00:42:25,611 --> 00:42:26,411
-YEAH.
757
00:42:26,444 --> 00:42:28,079
-OH, YEAH.
758
00:42:28,113 --> 00:42:30,949
OF COURSE.
759
00:42:30,982 --> 00:42:33,118
THAT'S A NEGATIVE.
COULDN'T FIND HIM.
760
00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:35,186
-FUCKING ASSHOLE.
761
00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:37,589
-YOU TALKING ABOUT ME OR TEX?
762
00:42:37,623 --> 00:42:40,125
-YOU. HIM. BOTH OF YOU.
763
00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:43,629
OKAY, WHY THE FUCK DO I SURROUND
MYSELF WITH SUCH FUCKING IDIOTS?
764
00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:47,332
IF MY THERAPIST COULD GET AHOLD
OF THAT CAMERA, SHE'D BE SET.
765
00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:49,067
OKAY? SHE'D BE SET FOR LIFE.
766
00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:51,036
SHE'D WIN EVERY SINGLE ARGUMENT
WE EVER HAD
767
00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:52,804
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
APART FROM --
768
00:42:52,838 --> 00:42:54,606
I WOULDN'T EVEN BOTHER
TO ARGUE WITH HER,
769
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,308
BECAUSE WE WOULD BOTH KNOW
SHE HAD THIS TAPE OF ME
770
00:42:57,342 --> 00:42:59,310
DOING EXACTLY WHAT IT IS
THAT I DO,
771
00:42:59,344 --> 00:43:01,947
AND I WOULDN'T HAVE
A FUCKING LEG TO STAND ON.
772
00:43:04,049 --> 00:43:05,283
-JESUS.
773
00:43:08,453 --> 00:43:11,857
LET'S GO GET LUNCH,
WE'LL SPLIT UP INTO GROUPS,
774
00:43:11,890 --> 00:43:14,159
WE'LL FIND HIM
BEFORE IT GETS DARK.
775
00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:16,995
-WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?
776
00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:37,148
-ZOE.
-COME ON.
777
00:43:39,384 --> 00:43:40,686
-YOU CAN'T BE TRUSTED, BRO.
778
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,553
-WHAT THE FUCK?
779
00:43:42,587 --> 00:43:43,689
-LET'S GO.
780
00:43:43,722 --> 00:43:45,290
-I-I THOUGHT
WE WERE ALL SPLITTING UP.
781
00:43:45,323 --> 00:43:47,092
-YEAH, WASN'T THAT THE PLAN,
SPECIAL FORCES?
782
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:48,226
-YEAH, I CHANGED MY MIND.
783
00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:50,095
I THINK IT'S SAFER
IF WE ALL STICK TOGETHER.
784
00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:53,264
I MEAN...LOOK AT YOU GUYS.
785
00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:55,566
NO OFFENSE,
BUT YOU WOULDN'T LAST 10 MINUTES
786
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:59,204
OUT HERE WITHOUT ME.
787
00:43:59,237 --> 00:44:00,806
-WELL, ALL RIGHT.
788
00:44:08,246 --> 00:44:13,051
-LET'S GO. MOVE YOUR SHIT!
789
00:44:13,084 --> 00:44:14,152
JESUS.
790
00:44:26,397 --> 00:44:29,567
-HEY, MICHAEL.
791
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,602
IF WE DON'T
FIND HIM THIS AFTERNOON,
792
00:44:31,636 --> 00:44:33,872
ARE WE GONNA STAY ANOTHER NIGHT?
793
00:44:33,905 --> 00:44:36,107
-UM, YEAH. MY PORK.
794
00:44:36,141 --> 00:44:37,709
-WHAT?
795
00:44:37,743 --> 00:44:39,010
-MY PORK.
796
00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:41,679
I'VE BEEN SLOW-COOKING IT
FOR LIKE 36 HOURS.
797
00:44:41,713 --> 00:44:44,215
NEEDS ANOTHER FOUR OR SO, BUT
IT'S GONNA BE FUCKING AMAZING.
798
00:44:44,249 --> 00:44:46,351
MADE THIS MARINADE WITH COKE.
799
00:44:46,384 --> 00:44:47,953
REMEMBER? HELLO?
800
00:44:47,986 --> 00:44:50,488
-YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT
YOUR FUCKING RIBS?
801
00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:52,824
TEX IS FUCKING MISSING,
YOU ASSHOLE.
802
00:44:52,858 --> 00:44:54,259
-MARIE, A COUPLE OF POINTS --
803
00:44:54,292 --> 00:44:56,694
TEX PROBABLY WENT HIKING
UP A MOUNTAIN SOMEWHERE.
804
00:44:56,728 --> 00:44:58,696
HE'S PROBABLY HIGH
AS A FUCKING KITE
805
00:44:58,730 --> 00:45:01,499
FROM A TOPOLOGICAL POINT OF VIEW
AS WELL AS CHEMICAL.
806
00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:03,835
HE'S THE FUCKING ASSHOLE.
I'M NOT THE ASSHOLE.
807
00:45:03,869 --> 00:45:06,437
I'M THE GUY MARINATING SHIT
FOR 36 HOURS
808
00:45:06,471 --> 00:45:08,639
SO YOU FUCKS CAN HAVE
A REALLY TASTY MEAL.
809
00:45:08,673 --> 00:45:10,475
AND BY THE WAY,
FOR FUTURE REFERENCE,
810
00:45:10,508 --> 00:45:11,810
THEY'RE NOT RIBS, ALL RIGHT?
811
00:45:11,843 --> 00:45:13,711
WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS ASSUME
IT'S RIBS?
812
00:45:13,745 --> 00:45:15,280
IT'S NOT FUCKING RIBS.
813
00:45:15,313 --> 00:45:17,949
RIBS WOULD BE
WAY FUCKING PREDICTABLE.
814
00:45:19,117 --> 00:45:22,253
-WHAT IF HE'S BEEN MURDERED?
815
00:45:24,790 --> 00:45:29,294
-I DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE,
SWEETHEART.
816
00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:30,161
-YEAH?
817
00:45:30,195 --> 00:45:30,929
-YEAH.
818
00:45:30,962 --> 00:45:32,263
-HE'S RIGHT.
819
00:45:32,297 --> 00:45:33,664
HIPSTERS DON'T GET MURDERED.
820
00:45:33,698 --> 00:45:36,734
TENDS TO BE CHEERLEADERS,
VIRGINS, AND JOCKS.
821
00:45:36,768 --> 00:45:40,671
-TEX IS MORE OF A JOCK
THAN A HIPSTER, I WOULD SAY.
822
00:45:40,705 --> 00:45:42,473
-OOH, OUCH.
823
00:45:42,507 --> 00:45:43,875
-THAT'S NOT TRUE, ZOE.
824
00:45:43,909 --> 00:45:45,310
-HE GOES MOUNTAIN BIKING.
825
00:45:45,343 --> 00:45:47,645
I MEAN, WHO HAS EVER HEARD
OF A HIPSTER
826
00:45:47,678 --> 00:45:49,047
WHO GOES MOUNTAIN BIKING?
827
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,381
-YOU KNOW WHAT?
828
00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:52,050
I THINK ZOE'S RIGHT.
829
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:55,987
WHO EVER DID HEAR OF A HIPSTER
GOING MOUNTAIN BIKING?
830
00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:59,791
ROB, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY
ABOUT THAT?
831
00:45:59,825 --> 00:46:03,829
WERE YOU OR WERE YOU NOT
MOUNTAIN BIKING TODAY?
832
00:46:03,862 --> 00:46:05,330
CALLED OUT, DUDE.
833
00:46:07,298 --> 00:46:09,267
-WAIT. NO. IT --
834
00:46:11,036 --> 00:46:13,538
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAAAH!
835
00:46:13,571 --> 00:46:15,941
-RUN. JUST -- JUST HOLD ON!
RUN, RUN, RUN!
836
00:46:15,974 --> 00:46:17,108
FUCK ME!
837
00:46:17,142 --> 00:46:18,609
RUN! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
838
00:46:18,643 --> 00:46:20,278
RUN! RUN!
839
00:46:20,311 --> 00:46:21,312
QUICK! HURRY UP!
840
00:46:21,346 --> 00:46:22,780
-WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
841
00:46:22,814 --> 00:46:24,082
-HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT.
842
00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:25,283
WHOA!
843
00:46:25,316 --> 00:46:26,617
-OH, MY GOD!
-OH, FUCK.
844
00:46:26,651 --> 00:46:29,054
-ROB!
845
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:32,257
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
846
00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:33,825
QUICK! QUICK! QUICK!
847
00:46:33,859 --> 00:46:35,260
LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
848
00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:38,063
QUICK! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
849
00:46:38,096 --> 00:46:39,931
HOLY SHIT!
850
00:46:39,965 --> 00:46:41,666
HOLY SHIT!
851
00:46:41,699 --> 00:46:43,969
-HURRY UP! LET'S GO! COME ON!
852
00:46:44,002 --> 00:46:45,736
-WHAT HAPPENED TO ROB?
853
00:46:45,770 --> 00:46:48,106
-COME ON, STEF!
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
854
00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:49,140
-OH, MY GOD!
855
00:46:49,174 --> 00:46:50,475
-GUYS, COME ON! LET'S GO!
856
00:46:50,508 --> 00:46:52,077
-COME ON!
GET IN THE HOUSE, YOU GUYS!
857
00:46:52,110 --> 00:46:54,812
-WHAT THE FUCK?
858
00:46:54,846 --> 00:46:56,081
-LOCK THE FUCKING DOORS.
859
00:46:56,114 --> 00:46:57,148
-HOLY SHIT!
860
00:46:57,182 --> 00:46:58,149
-LOCK THE DOORS.
861
00:46:58,183 --> 00:47:00,418
-LOCK THAT FUCKING DOOR!
862
00:47:00,451 --> 00:47:01,652
LOCK THE DOOR!
863
00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:11,596
-SO, LET'S JUST GET THIS
OUT THERE.
864
00:47:11,629 --> 00:47:14,799
THERE'S NO WAY THAT WAS A BEAR,
RIGHT?
865
00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:16,534
-CORRECT.
THAT WAS NOT A FUCKING BEAR.
866
00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:18,269
-SO...?
867
00:47:18,303 --> 00:47:19,770
-I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M SAYING THIS,
868
00:47:19,804 --> 00:47:21,572
BUT FOR ONCE,
I THINK SHE'S FUCKING RIGHT.
869
00:47:21,606 --> 00:47:23,074
THAT WAS SOME "DELIVERANCE"
SHIT.
870
00:47:23,108 --> 00:47:24,475
-WHAT?
871
00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:26,811
-WE'RE BEING MURDERED
EVEN THOUGH WE'RE HIPSTERS.
872
00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:28,947
-WHAT THE FUCK?
SHUT THE FUCK UP, MICHAEL.
873
00:47:30,448 --> 00:47:32,017
-OKAY, GUYS. CALM DOWN.
874
00:47:32,050 --> 00:47:34,219
ALL RIGHT.
875
00:47:34,252 --> 00:47:36,687
LET'S JUST LOOK AT THIS.
876
00:47:36,721 --> 00:47:40,825
I THINK WE'RE SAFE
INSIDE THE HOUSE, RIGHT?
877
00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:43,028
I MEAN,
THERE'S NO REASON TO BELIEVE
878
00:47:43,061 --> 00:47:45,330
THAT WE'RE NOT SAFE
INSIDE THE HOUSE.
879
00:47:49,935 --> 00:47:55,140
-AND THERE WAS NO REASON TO
THINK WE WEREN'T SAFE OUT THERE.
880
00:47:55,173 --> 00:47:56,807
THIS PLACE WAS IDYLLIC.
881
00:47:56,841 --> 00:48:00,278
I MEAN, ISN'T THAT
WHAT DR. ZIZMOR SAID ON AIRBNB?
882
00:48:00,311 --> 00:48:02,213
-AIR FUCKING B AND B.
883
00:48:02,247 --> 00:48:03,548
WHY DID I TRUST THE INTERNET?
884
00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:04,950
IT JUST ENDS UP MURDERING YOU.
885
00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:07,052
-OKAY, WE NEED TO STOP BITCHING
ABOUT WHY WE'RE HERE,
886
00:48:07,085 --> 00:48:08,253
AND WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT
887
00:48:08,286 --> 00:48:09,887
HOW WE'RE GOING TO GET
THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
888
00:48:09,921 --> 00:48:11,489
-YEAH, I AGREE.
889
00:48:11,522 --> 00:48:15,426
-OKAY, SO IS EVERYONE
ABSOLUTELY SURE
890
00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:17,562
TEX HAD THE ONLY SET OF KEYS,
891
00:48:17,595 --> 00:48:21,499
AND HE JUST DIDN'T THROW THEM
IN A BOWL OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
892
00:48:21,532 --> 00:48:22,633
-NO.
893
00:48:22,667 --> 00:48:24,369
LIKE, HE HAD THEM CLIPPED
TO HIS BACK POCKET
894
00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:26,071
ON ONE OF THOSE CLIMBING THINGS.
895
00:48:26,104 --> 00:48:27,605
HE NEVER TOOK THEM OFF.
896
00:48:27,638 --> 00:48:29,007
EVEN WHEN HE WENT DOWN ON ME,
897
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,076
I SAW THEM BULGING
OUT OF HIS BACK POCKET.
898
00:48:31,109 --> 00:48:32,743
-UGH.
-UNNECESSARY.
899
00:48:32,777 --> 00:48:36,481
-LIKE, MY POINT BEING,
HE NEVER TOOK THEM OFF.
900
00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:38,283
-OKAY.
901
00:48:38,316 --> 00:48:41,953
AND NOBODY HAS ANY CELL COVERAGE
WHATSOEVER?
902
00:48:41,987 --> 00:48:43,888
-I TRIED EVERYWHERE.
THERE'S NOTHING.
903
00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,090
AND NO FUCKING WIRELESS.
904
00:48:45,123 --> 00:48:46,891
WHO DOESN'T HAVE WIRELESS
THESE DAYS?
905
00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:48,293
FUCK. IT'S DANGEROUS.
906
00:48:48,326 --> 00:48:50,728
-I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA USE
THE INTERNET FOR?
907
00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:53,231
-TO CALL PEOPLE, TO TELL THEM
WE'RE BEING MURDERED.
908
00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:56,034
-OH, YOU'RE JUST GONNA POST THAT
TO FACEBOOK AND TWEET IT?
909
00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:58,836
-NO, SHITFACE.
I'M GONNA CALL THE FUCKING COPS.
910
00:48:58,869 --> 00:48:59,937
-AW, GREAT.
911
00:48:59,971 --> 00:49:02,373
MICHAEL HAS THE COPS'
E-MAIL ADDRESS.
912
00:49:02,407 --> 00:49:03,508
WE'RE SAVED.
913
00:49:03,541 --> 00:49:06,077
-I'LL FUCKING SKYPE THEM
OR I'LL VIDEO-CHAT THEM.
914
00:49:07,212 --> 00:49:10,215
'CAUSE THE LOCAL COPS ARE JUST,
YOU KNOW,
915
00:49:10,248 --> 00:49:12,150
WAITING BY THEIR COMPUTERS.
916
00:49:12,183 --> 00:49:13,918
THEIR MacBook AIRS ARE ON,
917
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:17,822
WAITING FOR SOME IDIOT HIPSTER
FROM BUSHWICK TO SKYPE THEM?
918
00:49:17,855 --> 00:49:20,891
TO LET THEM KNOW WE'RE JUST
BEING PICKED OFF ONE-BY-ONE
919
00:49:20,925 --> 00:49:22,027
FOR BEING HIPSTERS.
920
00:49:22,060 --> 00:49:23,528
-SHUT THE FUCK UP, ZOE.
921
00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:24,962
I'LL CALL 911 USING SKYPE.
922
00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:27,698
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
HOW A FUCKING COMPUTER WORKS?
923
00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:28,866
ARE YOU RETARDED?
924
00:49:28,899 --> 00:49:30,535
-I KNOW, BUT THE FUCKING
INTERNET DOESN'T WORK.
925
00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:31,702
-MICHAEL, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
926
00:49:31,736 --> 00:49:33,404
LISTEN TO WHAT ZOE SAID.
SHE'S RIGHT.
927
00:49:33,438 --> 00:49:35,106
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
SHE'S TALKING SHIT.
928
00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:37,375
WHY SHOULD WE LISTEN TO HER?
FOR FUCK SAKE.
929
00:49:37,408 --> 00:49:39,577
-'CAUSE WE'RE BEING PICKED OFF
ONE-BY-ONE.
930
00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:41,912
LIKE -- LIKE A SHARK.
931
00:49:41,946 --> 00:49:44,449
-WHAT?
-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
932
00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:46,951
-LIKE IN THOSE NATURE FILMS
WHERE -- WHERE THE LIONS
933
00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:49,554
RUN AFTER THE ANTELOPES
AND THEY PICK THE WEAKEST ONE
934
00:49:49,587 --> 00:49:51,556
AND SEPARATE THEM FROM THE HERD,
RIGHT?
935
00:49:51,589 --> 00:49:54,059
WELL, SHARKS --
SHARKS ARE NOT LIKE THAT.
936
00:49:54,092 --> 00:49:55,360
THEY'RE MUCH CRUELER.
937
00:49:55,393 --> 00:49:57,362
THEY'RE WAY MORE INTENSE.
938
00:49:57,395 --> 00:50:00,898
THEY'LL GO FOR THE LEADER
OF THE PACK FIRST.
939
00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:01,732
I DON'T KNOW.
940
00:50:01,766 --> 00:50:03,234
I-I-I GUESS THEY JUST ASSUME
941
00:50:03,268 --> 00:50:05,136
THAT IF THEY TAKE
THE LEADER OUT,
942
00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:07,772
THEN THE REST OF THE PACK
WILL JUST KIND OF CRUMBLE.
943
00:50:07,805 --> 00:50:09,307
I DON'T KNO-- I DON'T KNOW.
944
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,842
-OKAY, YOU GUYS,
WE NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW.
945
00:50:11,876 --> 00:50:13,978
-MARIE,
GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM.
946
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,346
THERE'S NO WAY TO LEAVE.
947
00:50:15,380 --> 00:50:17,382
THE X3's NOT JUST GONNA
MAGICALLY START WITHOUT KEYS,
948
00:50:17,415 --> 00:50:18,449
ALL RIGHT?
949
00:50:18,483 --> 00:50:20,017
-CAN WE DO THE THING
WITH THE WIRES?
950
00:50:20,051 --> 00:50:21,352
-WHAT FUCKING WIRES?
951
00:50:21,386 --> 00:50:23,054
-LIKE, YOU RIP THE BIT
UNDERNEATH THE STEERING WHEEL,
952
00:50:23,088 --> 00:50:24,489
YOU RUB THE TWO WIRES
TOGETHER...
953
00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:26,557
-OH, FUCK SAKE.
-...AND IT STARTS THE ENGINE.
954
00:50:26,591 --> 00:50:27,958
-THAT'S REALLY CUTE.
-WHAT?
955
00:50:27,992 --> 00:50:29,894
-SWEETHEART
956
00:50:31,329 --> 00:50:33,864
-ALL THESE NEW CARS, THEY'RE ALL
RUN BY COMPUTERS NOW.
957
00:50:33,898 --> 00:50:35,600
IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT
ANYMORE.
958
00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:36,634
IT'S NOT A CADILLAC.
959
00:50:41,406 --> 00:50:44,075
-OKAY.
960
00:50:44,109 --> 00:50:46,844
SO, WE'RE JUST GONNA, LIKE, STAY
HERE WITH THE FOREST SHARK?
961
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,649
OKAY.
962
00:50:51,682 --> 00:50:55,686
I THINK WE -- I THINK WE SLEEP.
963
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,523
THEN WE MAKE A BREAK FOR IT
IN THE MORNING.
964
00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:01,192
LIKE I SAID,
I THINK WE'RE SAFE HERE --
965
00:51:01,226 --> 00:51:03,128
AT LEAST FOR TONIGHT.
966
00:51:03,161 --> 00:51:05,363
-YEAH.
967
00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:06,431
-I THINK SHE'S RIGHT.
968
00:51:06,464 --> 00:51:08,566
WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER
AND STAY IN HERE.
969
00:51:10,201 --> 00:51:11,969
-YEAH.
970
00:51:51,742 --> 00:51:54,779
WE'RE ALL EXHAUSTED.
971
00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:58,048
SHOULD WE, LIKE, TAKE TURNS
SLEEPING OR SOMETHING?
972
00:51:58,082 --> 00:52:00,318
-MM. YEAH.
973
00:52:02,687 --> 00:52:04,822
UM...YEAH, YOU GUYS GO TO SLEEP.
974
00:52:04,855 --> 00:52:06,391
I'LL TAKE FIRST WATCH.
975
00:52:06,424 --> 00:52:10,628
I'LL BE DOWN HERE.
TAKE THEM UP.
976
00:52:10,661 --> 00:52:12,530
I'LL COME GRAB YOU
IN LIKE A COUPLE HOURS.
977
00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:14,064
-OKAY. WE'LL SWAP OUT.
-ALL RIGHT.
978
00:52:14,098 --> 00:52:15,200
-IF -- IF ANYTHING WEIRD
HAPPENS...
979
00:52:15,233 --> 00:52:16,867
-TAKE THE FLASHLIGHT.
980
00:52:16,901 --> 00:52:19,337
-...YOU KNOW, JUST CALL, OKAY?
981
00:52:19,370 --> 00:52:21,005
-YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
982
00:52:21,038 --> 00:52:23,208
-COME ON. LET'S GO UPSTAIRS,
GUYS. COME ON.
983
00:52:28,078 --> 00:52:30,648
HERE. THE FLASHLIGHT.
984
00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:43,688
TEX?
985
00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:47,091
TEX?
986
00:53:47,124 --> 00:53:49,294
TEX?
987
00:54:03,741 --> 00:54:06,444
TEX? TEX?
988
00:54:13,217 --> 00:54:15,786
OH, MY GOD.
989
00:54:17,888 --> 00:54:20,325
MY GOD.
990
00:54:24,662 --> 00:54:27,097
TEX! TEX!
991
00:54:27,131 --> 00:54:28,833
TEX!
992
00:54:28,866 --> 00:54:31,302
OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
993
00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:37,575
TEX?
994
00:54:39,744 --> 00:54:42,212
TEX?
995
00:54:57,962 --> 00:55:01,265
-WHERE THE FUCK IS MARIE?
996
00:55:11,676 --> 00:55:13,778
-TEX?
997
00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:16,046
TEX...
998
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,316
TEX?
999
00:55:19,350 --> 00:55:22,787
MY GOD. TEX?
1000
00:55:25,623 --> 00:55:27,925
TEX?
1001
00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:30,528
TEX?
1002
00:55:48,546 --> 00:55:51,382
-WHAT THE FUCK?
1003
00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:53,851
HOLY SHIT.
1004
00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:09,667
HOLY SHIT!
-WHAT THE FUCK?
1005
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:11,268
WHAT THE FUCK?
1006
00:56:11,301 --> 00:56:13,070
-WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
1007
00:56:13,103 --> 00:56:15,873
- TRYING TO GET
THE CAR TO START.
1008
00:56:15,906 --> 00:56:18,476
-SHIT. SHIT. COME INSIDE.
1009
00:56:18,509 --> 00:56:20,310
SHIT. COME INSIDE.
1010
00:56:20,344 --> 00:56:21,779
-WHERE'S TEX?
-I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.
1011
00:56:21,812 --> 00:56:23,781
FUCK. QUICK.
-WHERE'S TEX?
1012
00:56:23,814 --> 00:56:25,315
-COME INSIDE. COME INSIDE.
1013
00:56:25,349 --> 00:56:27,051
I DON'T KNOW. COME INSIDE.
1014
00:56:42,433 --> 00:56:45,603
-ZOE?
1015
00:56:45,636 --> 00:56:47,605
ZOE?
1016
00:56:47,638 --> 00:56:49,006
ZOE?
1017
00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:50,140
-MM.
1018
00:56:50,174 --> 00:56:51,542
-I THINK I SAW TEX.
1019
00:56:51,576 --> 00:56:53,544
-MM?
-I SAW TEX.
1020
00:56:53,578 --> 00:56:55,480
-WHAT?
1021
00:56:55,513 --> 00:56:56,681
-I SAW TEX.
1022
00:56:56,714 --> 00:56:58,649
MICHAEL DOESN'T BELIEVE ME,
BUT I SAW HIM.
1023
00:56:58,683 --> 00:57:00,451
-IS HE OKAY? WHAT? WHERE?
1024
00:57:00,485 --> 00:57:01,852
WHEN DID YOU SEE HIM?
1025
00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:04,388
-NO, I'M 100% SURE I SAW HIM
OUTSIDE.
1026
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:06,657
-OUTSIDE? WHERE?
1027
00:57:06,691 --> 00:57:08,926
YOU WERE OUTSIDE?
WHY WERE YOU OUTSIDE?
1028
00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:10,127
WHAT THE F--
1029
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,663
-WE NEED TO GO FIND HIM.
WE NEED TO GO FIND HIM.
1030
00:57:12,697 --> 00:57:14,665
-OH, SHIT.
1031
00:57:14,699 --> 00:57:16,667
OH, MY GOD.
I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT THERE.
1032
00:57:16,701 --> 00:57:18,035
NO.
1033
00:57:18,068 --> 00:57:20,037
-MICHAEL DOESN'T BELIEVE ME.
COME ON. PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE?
1034
00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:22,106
- OKAY.
1035
00:57:22,139 --> 00:57:23,774
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
1036
00:57:23,808 --> 00:57:25,576
-COME ON.
1037
00:57:37,354 --> 00:57:40,190
-THIS IS WHERE WE WENT
BEAR HUNTING, RIGHT?
1038
00:57:40,224 --> 00:57:42,026
-I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
1039
00:57:42,059 --> 00:57:43,894
I THINK.
1040
00:57:43,928 --> 00:57:45,329
-TEX?
1041
00:57:45,362 --> 00:57:49,166
OH, MY GOD. WHAT THE FUCK?
1042
00:57:49,199 --> 00:57:52,302
Shh.
1043
00:58:08,285 --> 00:58:10,454
-YOU HEAR THAT?
1044
00:59:08,012 --> 00:59:09,179
-SHIT.
-I'M SORRY.
1045
00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:10,514
-OH, MY GOD. DON'T WORRY.
1046
00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:12,116
-HOLY SHIT.
1047
00:59:31,301 --> 00:59:32,937
ZOE.
1048
00:59:35,806 --> 00:59:39,076
-YOU SWEAR YOU SAW HIM HERE
EARLIER?
1049
01:00:14,712 --> 01:00:16,413
Tex!
1050
01:00:18,683 --> 01:00:20,584
STAY WITH ME. COME ON.
1051
01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:22,820
-I'M COMING. I'M COMING.
1052
01:00:29,159 --> 01:00:31,261
-YOU THINK THAT'S THE RIGHT WAY?
1053
01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:37,301
-YEAH.
1054
01:00:37,334 --> 01:00:40,404
-ARE YOU SURE YOU WENT
THIS WAY BE--
1055
01:00:40,437 --> 01:00:42,439
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
1056
01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:44,074
OH, MY GOD.
1057
01:00:44,108 --> 01:00:45,609
WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT?
1058
01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:47,411
LET'S GO. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
1059
01:00:47,444 --> 01:00:48,679
-ZOE!
-COME ON. COME ON.
1060
01:00:48,713 --> 01:00:50,480
-ZOE, WAIT. I TRIPPED. ZOE.
1061
01:00:50,514 --> 01:00:52,349
-IT'S TOO DARK.
COME -- COME -- COME ON.
1062
01:00:52,382 --> 01:00:53,984
NO, COME ON.
1063
01:00:54,018 --> 01:00:56,520
-WHY IS THERE THAT SHIT
IN THE TREES?
1064
01:00:56,553 --> 01:00:58,222
WHAT WAS THAT?
1065
01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:03,260
WHAT IS THAT?
1066
01:01:03,293 --> 01:01:05,662
-OH, MY GOD.
1067
01:01:05,696 --> 01:01:06,897
-Shh! Shh! Shh!
1068
01:01:06,931 --> 01:01:09,533
COME ON. Shh!
1069
01:01:09,566 --> 01:01:11,802
-IT'S TOO DARK. COME ON.
1070
01:01:17,742 --> 01:01:19,509
-COME ON. COME ON.
1071
01:01:43,968 --> 01:01:45,169
-ANYONE HEAR HER LEAVE
LAST NIGHT?
1072
01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:46,570
-NO.
1073
01:01:46,603 --> 01:01:47,838
THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
1074
01:01:47,872 --> 01:01:51,108
-I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE FUCKING SMOKING.
1075
01:01:51,141 --> 01:01:52,642
-OKAY, WE NEED TO FIND HER.
PUT THIS ON.
1076
01:01:52,676 --> 01:01:54,111
-I DON'T WANT IT.
1077
01:01:54,144 --> 01:01:56,446
-ZOE, PUT IT ON.
-NO, YOU WEAR IT.
1078
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:57,647
-I'M NOT WEARING IT.
1079
01:01:57,681 --> 01:01:58,783
-WHY -- WOULD SHE BE DOWN THERE?
1080
01:01:58,816 --> 01:02:00,317
-'CAUSE SHE WENT DOWN THERE
LAST NIGHT.
1081
01:02:00,350 --> 01:02:02,386
-WELL, WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE,
THEN?
1082
01:02:02,419 --> 01:02:03,954
-SHE'LL SHOW UP.
1083
01:02:03,988 --> 01:02:05,422
-WHAT ARE THE --
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
1084
01:02:05,455 --> 01:02:07,424
STEF'S A BITCH, BUT I'M NOT
LEAVING WITHOUT HER, ALL RIGHT?
1085
01:02:08,893 --> 01:02:10,194
YOU NEED TO WAKE UP!
1086
01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:11,528
-LIKE, ARE YOU KIDDING, ZOE?
1087
01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:12,930
-YOU NEED TO WAKE UP RIGHT NOW.
1088
01:02:12,963 --> 01:02:14,965
WE NEED TO CONCENTRATE ON
GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
1089
01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:16,100
-GOD.
1090
01:02:16,133 --> 01:02:17,868
-WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE ANYWAY,
GUYS.
1091
01:02:19,003 --> 01:02:19,837
-STEF!
1092
01:02:19,870 --> 01:02:20,971
-STEF!
1093
01:02:21,005 --> 01:02:22,306
-STEF!
1094
01:02:22,339 --> 01:02:23,974
STEF, WHERE ARE YOU?!
1095
01:02:24,008 --> 01:02:25,309
-STEF!
1096
01:02:25,342 --> 01:02:26,911
-STEF!
1097
01:02:26,944 --> 01:02:28,112
-STEF!
1098
01:02:28,145 --> 01:02:29,346
-STEF, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
1099
01:02:29,379 --> 01:02:30,981
WE WANT TO LEAVE!
1100
01:02:31,015 --> 01:02:33,650
-STEF!
-WE WANT TO LEAVE!
1101
01:02:33,683 --> 01:02:35,385
STEF!
1102
01:02:35,419 --> 01:02:37,788
FUCKING HELL, ZOE.
PUT YOUR --
1103
01:02:37,822 --> 01:02:40,090
SMOKING A FUCKING CIGARETTE.
1104
01:02:40,124 --> 01:02:41,325
STEF!
1105
01:02:41,358 --> 01:02:44,661
STEF, WE WANT TO LEAVE!
1106
01:02:44,694 --> 01:02:46,196
-MICHAEL.
1107
01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:47,998
-AH, FUCK.
1108
01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:52,002
-STEF!
1109
01:02:52,036 --> 01:02:56,640
-YO, STEF! THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
1110
01:02:56,673 --> 01:02:58,775
-COME ON.
I KNOW YOU WANT HIM.
1111
01:02:58,809 --> 01:03:02,646
-COME ON, ZOE. HURRY UP.
1112
01:03:04,014 --> 01:03:07,417
-STEF!
1113
01:03:08,886 --> 01:03:10,320
-STEF'S IN TROUBLE.
1114
01:03:10,354 --> 01:03:12,722
MICHAEL, STOP BEING
A FUCKING GIRL. LET'S GO!
1115
01:03:12,756 --> 01:03:15,725
-FUCK!
1116
01:03:26,703 --> 01:03:28,939
AAH!
GET IT! OH, MY GOD!
1117
01:03:28,973 --> 01:03:31,008
AAH!
1118
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:33,177
MICHAEL!
1119
01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:34,979
MICHAEL, CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
1120
01:03:35,012 --> 01:03:37,047
MICHAEL, I'M HERE!
1121
01:03:43,420 --> 01:03:45,522
AAAH!
1122
01:03:50,227 --> 01:03:52,129
SOMEBODY!
1123
01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:55,332
MARIE! I'M IN HERE! I'M IN --
1124
01:03:55,365 --> 01:03:57,134
ZOE!
1125
01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:59,870
MARIE! I'M HERE! I'M HERE!
1126
01:03:59,904 --> 01:04:02,139
IT BURIED ME UNDER THE DIRT!
1127
01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:03,874
HELLO?!
1128
01:04:50,854 --> 01:04:53,723
I -- I'M NOT GONNA DIE.
1129
01:04:53,757 --> 01:04:55,592
I -- I --
1130
01:04:59,096 --> 01:05:02,332
OKAY.
1131
01:05:02,366 --> 01:05:04,334
STEF...
1132
01:05:04,368 --> 01:05:06,136
YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE
LIKE THIS.
1133
01:05:06,170 --> 01:05:08,338
YOU --
YOU CAN'T DIE LIKE THIS.
1134
01:05:08,372 --> 01:05:11,308
THIS IS NOT
A COOL FUCKING WAY TO DIE.
1135
01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:14,111
YOU -- YOU DIE...
1136
01:05:14,144 --> 01:05:17,247
IN...A CAR CRASH...
1137
01:05:17,281 --> 01:05:19,849
BUT ON A -- ON A --
ON A RACETRACK OR --
1138
01:05:19,883 --> 01:05:22,319
OR -- A FUCKING...O.D., MAN --
1139
01:05:22,352 --> 01:05:25,255
OR...OR JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE
IN THAILAND.
1140
01:05:25,289 --> 01:05:28,258
BUT -- BUT -- BUT NOT HERE.
1141
01:05:28,292 --> 01:05:31,261
NOT IN FUCKING
UPSTATE NEW YORK,
1142
01:05:31,295 --> 01:05:36,266
BURIED BY SOME FREAK
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
1143
01:05:48,678 --> 01:05:50,380
HEY!
1144
01:05:50,414 --> 01:05:52,182
HEY! I'M DOWN HERE!
1145
01:05:52,216 --> 01:05:54,118
MICHAEL!
1146
01:05:54,151 --> 01:05:55,719
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
1147
01:05:55,752 --> 01:05:57,254
- STEF!
-MICHAEL!
1148
01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:59,589
CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
1149
01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:01,725
HELLO!
1150
01:06:01,758 --> 01:06:03,393
- STEF!
1151
01:06:05,229 --> 01:06:07,331
- STEF!
1152
01:06:08,898 --> 01:06:10,734
-HELLO!
1153
01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:14,438
-STEF!
-STEF! STEF!
1154
01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:15,505
-STEF!
1155
01:06:15,539 --> 01:06:16,840
-ZOE?!
1156
01:06:16,873 --> 01:06:18,775
-STEF!
1157
01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:20,644
-LOOK DEEPER.
1158
01:06:20,677 --> 01:06:23,480
-MARIE! I'M IN HERE, GUYS!
1159
01:06:23,513 --> 01:06:25,715
-GO, MICHAEL.
1160
01:06:25,749 --> 01:06:27,384
-STEF!
1161
01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:34,258
-MICHAEL! MICHAEL, I'M HERE!
1162
01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:35,592
- STEF!
1163
01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:36,993
- OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD!
1164
01:06:37,027 --> 01:06:38,728
-I'M IN HERE, GUYS!
1165
01:06:38,762 --> 01:06:40,530
-STEF? STEF!
1166
01:06:40,564 --> 01:06:42,032
-ARE YOU OKAY?
1167
01:06:42,066 --> 01:06:43,467
-STEF! STEF!
STEF, WE'RE COMING!
1168
01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:44,834
HOLD ON! HOLD ON!
1169
01:06:44,868 --> 01:06:46,803
STEF! STEF! STEF, WE GOT YOU!
1170
01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:48,805
STEF! STEF, COME ON!
1171
01:06:48,838 --> 01:06:50,607
-OH, MY GOD!
-STEF. STEF.
1172
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:52,008
- OH, MY GOD!
1173
01:06:52,042 --> 01:06:54,378
-IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY. WE GOT YOU.
1174
01:06:54,411 --> 01:06:55,912
RELAX. RELAX.
1175
01:06:55,945 --> 01:06:57,147
-OH, MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?!
1176
01:06:57,181 --> 01:06:58,648
-EVERYTHING'S ALL GOOD.
-I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY.
1177
01:06:58,682 --> 01:06:59,783
I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY.
-CALM DOWN.
1178
01:06:59,816 --> 01:07:01,185
-OH, MY GOD.
-CALM DOWN.
1179
01:07:01,218 --> 01:07:02,786
-THANK YOU.
OH, MY GOD, GUYS.
1180
01:07:02,819 --> 01:07:04,121
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
-IT'S ALL RIGHT.
1181
01:07:04,154 --> 01:07:05,722
-WHAT WAS IT?
WHAT GRABBED YOU?
1182
01:07:05,755 --> 01:07:07,057
-I DON'T KNOW.
OH, MY GOD, GUYS.
1183
01:07:07,091 --> 01:07:09,293
I WAS FUCKING DYING.
1184
01:07:09,326 --> 01:07:10,994
I WAS DYING. I WAS DEAD AND --
1185
01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,162
-IT'S ALL GOOD.
1186
01:07:12,196 --> 01:07:13,397
-AND I-I-I-I WAS THINKING ABOUT
MY FUNERAL
1187
01:07:13,430 --> 01:07:14,598
AND ALL THE SONGS
THEY WERE GONNA PLAY,
1188
01:07:14,631 --> 01:07:15,632
AND I HAVE A WHOLE PLAYLIST.
1189
01:07:15,665 --> 01:07:17,067
I DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT IT.
1190
01:07:17,101 --> 01:07:18,868
-JUST RELAX.
-NO, STEF, YOU'RE OKAY.
1191
01:07:18,902 --> 01:07:22,139
-YOU NEED TO RELAX.
WE NEED TO STAY STRONG. RELAX.
1192
01:07:22,172 --> 01:07:23,473
WE'VE GOT YOU.
1193
01:07:23,507 --> 01:07:25,609
- BUT IT DOESN'T
EXPLAIN WHY IT'S AFTER US.
1194
01:07:25,642 --> 01:07:28,412
-DON'T TALK --
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT NOW.
1195
01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:30,380
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
1196
01:07:30,414 --> 01:07:33,250
-OH, MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY.
-DON'T APOLOGIZE.
1197
01:07:33,283 --> 01:07:34,918
-IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
1198
01:07:34,951 --> 01:07:36,886
-I'M SO SORRY.
1199
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,988
-DON'T. RELAX.
-I'M SORRY.
1200
01:07:39,022 --> 01:07:41,125
-RELAX.
-IT'S OKAY, STEF.
1201
01:07:41,158 --> 01:07:42,592
-DID YOU GUYS SEE ANYTHING?
1202
01:07:42,626 --> 01:07:43,927
-NO. NO, NO, NO. WHAT HAPPENED?
1203
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:46,396
-NO, WE JUST HEARD
THIS CRAZY NOISE, AND THEN --
1204
01:07:46,430 --> 01:07:49,399
AND THEN YOU SCREAMING,
SO WE RAN.
1205
01:07:49,433 --> 01:07:51,401
-WE HAD NO IDEA
WHAT WAS HAPPENING.
1206
01:07:51,435 --> 01:07:52,536
-OH, MY GOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1207
01:07:52,569 --> 01:07:54,204
-STEF, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
WE HAVE YOU.
1208
01:07:54,238 --> 01:07:56,806
-WE JUST SAW THE EARTH
AND IT LOOKED NEW, SO WE DUG.
1209
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:58,475
-I AM SO SORRY. THANK YOU.
1210
01:07:58,508 --> 01:07:59,709
-IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S OKAY.
1211
01:07:59,743 --> 01:08:01,411
-THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
1212
01:08:01,445 --> 01:08:03,347
-OH, MY GOD.
-FUCKING HELL.
1213
01:08:03,380 --> 01:08:05,649
FUCKING HELL.
-OH, MY GOD.
1214
01:08:05,682 --> 01:08:08,252
-IT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
1215
01:08:08,285 --> 01:08:10,587
LET'S GET THE FUCK BACK
TO THE HOUSE.
1216
01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:14,891
COME ON. WE'RE NOT THAT FAR.
1217
01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:16,660
-WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
GUYS, WHAT -- W-WHAT IS THIS?
1218
01:08:16,693 --> 01:08:17,994
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1219
01:08:18,027 --> 01:08:19,596
-OH, MY GOD.
-OH, MY GOD. DO YOU SEE THIS?
1220
01:08:19,629 --> 01:08:21,097
-I DON'T KNOW.
1221
01:08:21,131 --> 01:08:22,332
-LET'S JUST GO BACK
TO THE HOUSE. COME ON.
1222
01:08:22,366 --> 01:08:24,067
-THAT'S SOME SORT OF SLIME.
1223
01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:28,272
TEX WAS BEING A PRICK
AND...UH, I DON'T KNOW.
1224
01:08:28,305 --> 01:08:29,739
HE WAS BEING TEX,
1225
01:08:29,773 --> 01:08:32,276
BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S POISONOUS
OR ANYTHING.
1226
01:08:32,309 --> 01:08:34,211
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STEF.
1227
01:08:34,244 --> 01:08:36,346
STEF, WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING?
1228
01:08:36,380 --> 01:08:37,614
-GUYS, I THINK THERE'S --
1229
01:08:37,647 --> 01:08:39,883
I THINK THERE'S SOMEBODY BURIED
UNDER THERE.
1230
01:08:41,385 --> 01:08:43,086
-TEX?
1231
01:08:43,119 --> 01:08:46,923
-LOOK, LET'S JUST --
WE HAVE TO DIG.
1232
01:08:46,956 --> 01:08:48,958
-WELL, LET'S JUST LEAVE.
1233
01:08:48,992 --> 01:08:50,660
WHY ARE WE DIGGING?
1234
01:08:50,694 --> 01:08:52,329
LET'S FUCKING GO.
-OKAY, WE HAVE TO DIG.
1235
01:08:52,362 --> 01:08:54,464
-NO. LET'S FUCKING GO
BACK TO THE HOUSE.
1236
01:08:54,498 --> 01:08:55,932
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
-COME ON, YOU GUYS.
1237
01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:57,401
-WHY? YOU JUST GOT TAKEN.
1238
01:08:57,434 --> 01:08:59,469
-MICHAEL, YOU FUCKING PUSSY,
JUST DIG.
1239
01:08:59,503 --> 01:09:02,972
- FUCKING HELL.
1240
01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:08,178
FUCK! HE'S IN HERE! TEX! TEX!
1241
01:09:08,212 --> 01:09:10,180
TEX! FUCK!
1242
01:09:10,214 --> 01:09:12,349
-DIG, YOU GUYS.
-TEX! HOLD ON, MAN!
1243
01:09:12,382 --> 01:09:13,617
WE'RE COMING!
1244
01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:14,918
-THAT'S HIS HEAD! FUCK!
1245
01:09:14,951 --> 01:09:17,254
I SEE HIS HEAD! FUCK!
1246
01:09:17,287 --> 01:09:18,688
-TEX!
1247
01:09:18,722 --> 01:09:19,789
-FUCKING GET HIM.
1248
01:09:21,057 --> 01:09:22,692
-HOLY SHIT.
-OH, MY GOD.
1249
01:09:22,726 --> 01:09:25,829
-WHERE'S HIS OTHER HAND?!
1250
01:09:25,862 --> 01:09:27,797
-I'M DIGGING.
1251
01:09:27,831 --> 01:09:30,133
GONNA FUCKING PULL HIM OUT.
1252
01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:38,908
FUCK.
1253
01:09:38,942 --> 01:09:40,810
-WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?
1254
01:09:40,844 --> 01:09:42,346
-THE FUCK?
1255
01:09:42,379 --> 01:09:43,747
-DUDE. YO.
-HELLO? DUDE? DUDE?
1256
01:09:43,780 --> 01:09:44,948
-OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
1257
01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:50,086
-OH, FUCK!
1258
01:09:50,119 --> 01:09:51,355
MY GOD.
1259
01:09:51,388 --> 01:09:53,223
WHO ARE YOU?
1260
01:09:53,257 --> 01:09:54,524
-OH, SHIT.
1261
01:09:54,558 --> 01:09:57,060
-OH, FUCK!
1262
01:09:57,093 --> 01:09:59,563
- OH, SHIT.
1263
01:09:59,596 --> 01:10:02,632
-WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
1264
01:10:02,666 --> 01:10:04,768
-DUDE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1265
01:10:04,801 --> 01:10:06,470
-OH, FUCK.
1266
01:10:06,503 --> 01:10:08,071
-OH, WOW.
1267
01:10:08,104 --> 01:10:10,274
-WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
1268
01:10:10,307 --> 01:10:13,076
-WHAT DAY IS IT?
1269
01:10:13,109 --> 01:10:14,811
-IT'S SUNDAY, MAN.
1270
01:10:14,844 --> 01:10:18,315
-NO, NO, NO, NO.
THE DAY -- WHAT'S THE DATE?
1271
01:10:18,348 --> 01:10:19,649
-THE 25th.
1272
01:10:19,683 --> 01:10:21,651
-25th OF WHAT? J-JULY?
1273
01:10:21,685 --> 01:10:23,553
-IT'S THE 25th OF AUGUST.
1274
01:10:23,587 --> 01:10:27,491
HAVE YOU FUCKING BEEN DOWN THERE
FOR -- FOR A MONTH?
1275
01:10:27,524 --> 01:10:29,526
-THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
1276
01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:30,794
-I FUCKING THINK IT IS.
1277
01:10:30,827 --> 01:10:33,229
-NO ONE CAN STAY UNDER A FUCKING
GROUND FOR LIKE A MONTH.
1278
01:10:33,263 --> 01:10:34,364
-FUCKING OBVIOUSLY THEY CAN.
1279
01:10:34,398 --> 01:10:36,966
-THEY NEED AIR, WATER, AND FOOD.
JESUS, STEF.
1280
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,368
-FUCK YOU, MICHAEL.
1281
01:10:39,869 --> 01:10:41,505
-WHAT THE FUCK.
1282
01:10:41,538 --> 01:10:42,939
-JULY 4th.
1283
01:10:42,972 --> 01:10:44,374
-WHAT?
-WHAT?
1284
01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:46,009
-YEAH.
1285
01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:49,479
JULY 4th, THAT'S --
I CAME OUT HERE, HIKING.
1286
01:10:49,513 --> 01:10:50,814
YOU KNOW, WALKING THE WOODS,
1287
01:10:50,847 --> 01:10:52,516
"WALDEN," THOREAU,
ALL THAT SHIT.
1288
01:10:52,549 --> 01:10:53,617
-HIKING?
1289
01:10:53,650 --> 01:10:54,684
-YEAH, DUDE.
1290
01:10:54,718 --> 01:10:56,286
-SO YOU HAVE LIKE A-A GPS?
1291
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:58,021
-A PHONE?
1292
01:10:58,054 --> 01:10:59,723
-GPS IS FOR PUSSIES.
1293
01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:02,459
-DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, A CAR
OR A MAP -- FUCKING ANYTHING?
1294
01:11:02,492 --> 01:11:04,694
-UH, I GOT SOME SHROOMS.
1295
01:11:04,728 --> 01:11:06,630
-FUCKING PERFECT.
-FUCKING PERFECT.
1296
01:11:06,663 --> 01:11:08,898
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?
-THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.
1297
01:11:08,932 --> 01:11:10,767
WHAT THE FUCK?
1298
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:12,902
HOLY SHIT. I FIGURED IT OUT.
1299
01:11:12,936 --> 01:11:16,239
IT'S FUCKING TEX!
HE SET THIS WHOLE SHIT UP!
1300
01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:19,709
HE'S FUCKING PLANTED THIS GUY
UNDER THERE AND PUT YOU -- YOU!
1301
01:11:19,743 --> 01:11:20,977
HE PUT YOU IN THERE!
1302
01:11:21,010 --> 01:11:22,579
HOLY SHIT!
-FUCK YOU, MICHAEL.
1303
01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:24,280
-I'M GETTING PUNK'D RIGHT NOW.
1304
01:11:24,314 --> 01:11:26,550
THIS IS FUCKED UP!
-ARE YOU INSANE?
1305
01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:29,719
-MICHAEL, YOU ARE NOT GETTING
FUCKING PUNK'D RIGHT NOW.
1306
01:11:29,753 --> 01:11:31,488
THIS IS FUCKING REAL.
KEEP IT TOGETHER.
1307
01:11:31,521 --> 01:11:33,490
WHAT IS YOU PROBLEM?!
-OH, MY GOOD! AAH!
1308
01:11:33,523 --> 01:11:34,958
-DID A BEAR BURY YOU?
1309
01:11:34,991 --> 01:11:36,793
-DUDE, YOU THINK A BEAR
DOES THIS?
1310
01:11:36,826 --> 01:11:40,196
-WE'RE GONNA GET FUCKING
DESTROYED IN THE FUCKING WOODS.
1311
01:11:40,229 --> 01:11:42,699
HOLY SHIT.
1312
01:11:42,732 --> 01:11:44,968
-WHERE THE HELL IS TEX?
1313
01:11:45,001 --> 01:11:46,903
-WAIT.
I FUCKING FOUND SOMETHING.
1314
01:11:46,936 --> 01:11:48,972
HOLY SHIT! IT'S TEX!
1315
01:11:49,005 --> 01:11:50,707
I GOT THE FUCKING KEY!
1316
01:11:52,008 --> 01:11:53,610
-YEAH! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
1317
01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,379
-OH, MY GOD!
1318
01:11:55,412 --> 01:11:57,180
I WANT TO GET O-O-O-U-U-U-T!
1319
01:11:57,213 --> 01:11:59,182
-YOU GUYS, WAIT!
WHERE THE FUCK IS TEX?
1320
01:11:59,215 --> 01:12:00,550
I'M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT TEX.
1321
01:12:00,584 --> 01:12:02,952
-OKAY, OKAY. WHO GIVES A FUCK?
LET'S GO. COME ON.
1322
01:12:02,986 --> 01:12:05,154
- YOU GUYS,
WE NEED TO FIND TEX.
1323
01:12:05,188 --> 01:12:06,723
-MARIE, LET'S JUST LEAVE --
1324
01:12:06,756 --> 01:12:09,125
THIS GUY CAN COME WITH US
IF HE WANTS --
1325
01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:11,194
AND THEN WE CAN COME BACK
FOR TEX.
1326
01:12:11,227 --> 01:12:12,662
THINK ABOUT IT. LET'S GO.
1327
01:12:12,696 --> 01:12:14,798
WE'VE GOT THE OPPORTUNITY
TO LEAVE.
1328
01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:18,034
MARIE, WAKE UP! LET'S GO!
1329
01:12:18,067 --> 01:12:19,168
LET'S GO!
1330
01:12:19,202 --> 01:12:20,837
-MARIE, COME ON. COME ON.
1331
01:12:20,870 --> 01:12:22,105
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
1332
01:12:22,138 --> 01:12:23,540
-WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
1333
01:12:23,573 --> 01:12:25,108
-THEY'RE FUCKING HALF DEAD.
LET'S JUST GO.
1334
01:12:25,141 --> 01:12:27,076
-HOLY SHIT!
1335
01:12:27,110 --> 01:12:29,112
-FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
1336
01:12:29,145 --> 01:12:30,880
RUN. JUST RUN! GO! GO!
1337
01:12:30,914 --> 01:12:32,582
-HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
1338
01:12:32,616 --> 01:12:34,017
-FUCK ME!
1339
01:12:34,050 --> 01:12:35,018
-FUCK.
1340
01:12:35,051 --> 01:12:37,654
-HOLY SHIT! RUN! RUN!
1341
01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:38,888
-OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
1342
01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:45,962
-NO!
1343
01:12:45,995 --> 01:12:47,631
OH, MY GOD.
1344
01:12:47,664 --> 01:12:49,098
OH, MY GOD.
1345
01:12:57,206 --> 01:12:58,975
-AAH! RUN! JUST RUN!
1346
01:12:59,008 --> 01:13:00,977
NO! NO!
1347
01:13:35,979 --> 01:13:39,415
-FUCK ME.
1348
01:13:39,449 --> 01:13:41,350
WHAT THE FUCK?
1349
01:13:41,384 --> 01:13:43,553
WHAT THE FUCK IS DOWN HERE?
1350
01:13:43,587 --> 01:13:45,555
WHY?
1351
01:13:47,323 --> 01:13:50,093
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE
WITH YOUR LIFE?
1352
01:13:55,398 --> 01:13:58,502
FUCKING DEAD.
YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD.
1353
01:13:58,535 --> 01:14:01,037
WHY?
1354
01:14:01,070 --> 01:14:03,439
I'M DYING. DYING.
1355
01:14:05,509 --> 01:14:08,211
I'M DYING.
1356
01:14:09,913 --> 01:14:14,684
I'M DYING IN THE FUCKING CRAP.
1357
01:14:14,718 --> 01:14:16,953
I'M FUCKING DEAD.
1358
01:14:16,986 --> 01:14:19,623
DYING DOWN HERE.
1359
01:14:19,656 --> 01:14:20,456
OH, MY GOD.
1360
01:14:20,490 --> 01:14:23,292
I -- I'M DYING DOWN HERE.
1361
01:14:25,929 --> 01:14:28,832
I'M DYING DOWN HERE.
1362
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:32,769
I'M DYING DOWN HERE.
1363
01:14:34,604 --> 01:14:39,442
WHAT THE -- I'M DYING DOWN HERE.
1364
01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:44,213
MICHAEL, YOU'RE DYING DOWN HERE.
1365
01:14:44,247 --> 01:14:47,416
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO
ABOUT IT?
1366
01:14:47,450 --> 01:14:51,821
YOU'RE JUST GONNA FUCKING DIE.
1367
01:14:51,855 --> 01:14:54,090
I'M GONNA...
1368
01:14:54,123 --> 01:14:56,359
STEF?! STEF?!
1369
01:14:56,392 --> 01:14:58,027
STEF!
1370
01:15:03,266 --> 01:15:06,102
DOWN HERE! I'M HERE!
1371
01:15:06,135 --> 01:15:07,971
MICHAEL!
1372
01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:10,239
MICHAEL, IS THAT YOU?
1373
01:15:12,742 --> 01:15:16,245
MARIE?! ZOE?!
1374
01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:21,885
OH, MY GOD! YOU GUYS?!
1375
01:15:21,918 --> 01:15:23,953
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
1376
01:15:23,987 --> 01:15:25,889
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
1377
01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:52,448
PLEASE.
1378
01:15:52,481 --> 01:15:54,517
WAIT. NO, NO! AAH!
1379
01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:55,752
AAH! AAH! AAH!
1380
01:17:56,539 --> 01:17:58,842
THE PICTURE!
1381
01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:01,144
THE PICTURE IN THE BASEMENT.
86884
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