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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 2 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:29,440 # It's...a...wonderful day So be happy and gay 3 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,240 # And you'll be too busy for sorrow 4 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:36,840 # And to keep it this way Make the most of today 5 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,880 # And worry about tomorrow tomorrow 6 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:44,000 # Do you mind if I quote Something some fella wrote? 7 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,520 # Common sense says Life will be greater 8 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:51,480 # If you just learn how To live for now 9 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:54,640 # Then worry about later later 10 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:58,720 # Comes that urge That impulse to frown 11 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:02,400 # Just turn it down, don't obey it 12 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:06,160 # Say, with a smile "It can wait for a while!" 13 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:09,520 # Sorry, I'll have to delay it and say 14 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:13,360 # It's a wonderful day Let's not fuss it away 15 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:17,240 # And all of this adds up To this resume 16 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:20,960 # Worry about tomorrow tomorrow 17 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:24,600 # Worry about later later 18 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:30,760 # Worry about another day Another day! # 19 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,680 - Good morning! - Hallelujah(!) 20 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,760 # A good, good morning to ya 21 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:54,120 # What's good about morning When you'd rather be in bed? Didn't sleep a wink, can't think 22 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,800 # Wish I were dead Rather be in bed 23 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:01,480 # That very dismal mood you're in 24 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,520 # Is very ineffective 25 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:11,400 # You need to pay heed To this terse little verse An earful of cheerful perspective 26 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:15,960 # It's a wonderful day So be happy and gay 27 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,840 # And you'll be too busy for sorrow 28 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:22,480 # Here's a hat on display We must close out today 29 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:25,360 # And worry about tomorrow tomorrow 30 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,760 # Zis tres chic chapeau It just has to go 31 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,880 # It's ideal for a reel-out of data 32 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,280 # So you must learn how To sell this now 33 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,200 # And worry about later later 34 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:41,920 # Comes that urge That impulse to frown 35 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:44,680 # Just turn it down, don't obey it 36 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:48,320 # Say, with a smile "It can wait for a while!" 37 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:51,360 # Sorry, I'll have to delay it and say 38 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:54,640 # It's a Lily Dache It would cost a week's pay! 39 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,960 # And all of this adds up To this resume 40 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:01,320 # Just worry about tomorrow tomorrow 41 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,080 # Then worry about later later 42 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:09,920 # And worry about another day Another day! # 43 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:13,800 BELL RINGS 44 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:17,360 SHOPPERS CHAT 45 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:25,160 - Well, Polly, another day, another dollar - to COIN a phrase! - Another thousand dollars, if I'm in luck! 46 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:32,440 - You've only been here two months - even old John Merlin doesn't expect you to sell this joint out! - Mary... 47 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:39,680 - Oh, I think Mr Hargraves is casing us. - Silly! Probably wondering how I sell out the place every day. 48 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:45,400 - Good morning! - May I remind you that John B Merlin & Son is now OPEN?! 49 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:52,760 - You don't need to! When you consider all the stuff I've unloaded... - We don't have STUFF at John B Merlin! 50 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,920 - And... - You don't unload. Yes, sir. 51 00:03:55,920 --> 00:04:01,000 I'll be glad when the Christmas rush is over, won't you, Mr Hargraves? 52 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:07,680 - Oh, not me! If we had another week, I could sell... - I shall be very glad when it's over! 53 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:13,320 - Mainly on account of Miss Parish. - So I HAVE attracted your attention? 54 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:19,760 - You certainly have! - I knew you'd be impressed by my record! Excuse me, a pigeon... 55 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,440 Customer, I mean! 56 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:31,680 - Morning, JB. - Morning. In the 47th Street display window is a dummy, wearing a shirt and bow tie. 57 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:38,480 - Let's not have that. - But students... - Radicals, revolutionists! - Good morning, JB! 58 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:44,880 - I saw one of your floor workers, who is making his own suits at home! Correct that! - Yes, sir. 59 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:49,280 SANTA LAUGHS Merry Christmas! 60 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:53,480 HE CONTINUES TO LAUGH 61 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:57,680 LAUGHTER STOPS 62 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:04,720 - Too much padding. The kids like to sit on your lap and you stick out too far! - But, sir... - Yes? 63 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:09,560 - HE LAUGHS Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! 64 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,560 Mr Merlin is right - too much padding! 65 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:18,320 But it's all ME! 66 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:23,240 HE LAUGHS Merry Christmas, kiddies! 67 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:28,920 - Good morning. - Hello, Esther. Anything on YOUR minds? - No. 68 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:36,240 - There never is! - WE have a personnel matter in ladies' millinery, but it needn't concern you, JB! 69 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:38,840 - So settle it! - We will. 70 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:48,200 - Good morning! - Good morning. - From the weekly report, I see the new recreation periods are working out. 71 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:53,840 Efficiency is way-y up! And speaking of efficiency, Dad - you're late! 72 00:05:53,840 --> 00:06:01,680 - Did you stay all night at a 52nd St jam session so you could say that?! - Dad, it's the East Side now! 73 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:08,800 - You can't keep going without sleep. - I do my work! - More than your share - that's what bothers me! - It's youth! 74 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:12,280 - Remember? - ..Almost! 75 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:15,160 You're not too unhappy here, son? 76 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:19,040 - Music doesn't mean more to you? - Mmm...no. 77 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:26,680 You know, back in the 1920s, my idea was to live in Paris and paint. 78 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:33,120 - And I did - then the store needed me, so here I am. - And here - I - am. Glad to be aboard. 79 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:36,000 Let's have no more sentimentality! 80 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,880 - Or music! - This is a business office! 81 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:45,320 - BUZZER Mr Merlin is wanted urgently in the employees' lounge. - Wait... 82 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:52,680 - This must be bad news. Let me go - I could handle it best. Sounds like top-drawer stuff! - Go and handle it! 83 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,520 Don't give the store away! 84 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,280 ALL: # Oh, oh, oh 85 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:03,200 # If you wanna talk about something 86 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,840 # You'll be making no blunder Taking no chance 87 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:09,880 # If you take a topic that comes under 88 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,600 # The category of romance 89 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:16,640 # That book way up on the list 90 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:20,200 # Is all about love It's all about love 91 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:23,240 # That tune you cannot resist 92 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,960 # Is all about love 93 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:30,080 # It's an elementary language Everybody knows 94 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:33,480 # Poetry or prose Everybody speaks it 95 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:37,840 # And you can call it happiness Call it misery 96 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:40,440 # Everybody seeks it 97 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:43,880 # In plays, the popular things 98 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:47,400 # Are all about love They're all about love 99 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:52,560 # In dreams, your craziest dreams Are all about love 100 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:56,720 # Let's face it You'll find that you're a fool 101 00:07:56,720 --> 00:08:00,920 # If you look for something new How can you replace it? 102 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:07,520 # A heart is not a thing to build a wall about, a kiss is not a thing that you can stall about 103 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:14,560 # If you don't know it's a thing to have a ball about You know nothing at all about love 104 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:19,200 ALL: # You know It's all about love 105 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:24,240 # And you can take it from me, my friend, it's the common trend 106 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:27,600 # It's the end - it's love! 107 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:31,080 # Those things that Mother knows best 108 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:35,360 - # They're all about love - They're all about love 109 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:38,040 # Desires that can't be suppressed 110 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,840 # They're all about love 111 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:45,880 # Didn't Mother Nature give us Pretty greenery, pretty scenery 112 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,720 # As an inspiration? 113 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:52,480 # Love and marriage Are doing wonders for... 114 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:55,400 # Mom and POP-ulation! 115 00:08:55,400 --> 00:09:01,960 - # That note that comes with the flowers is all about love - It's all about love 116 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:08,360 - # That phone that's tied up for hours is all about love... - Let's face it! 117 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:14,800 - # Romance is indispensable - Let's be sensible How can you replace it? 118 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:21,520 # A heart is not a thing to build a wall about, a kiss is not a thing that you can stall about 119 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:28,280 # If you don't know it's a thing to have a ball about You know nothing at all about love 120 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:32,080 # A heart is not a thing to build a wall about 121 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:35,360 # A kiss is not a thing that you can stall about 122 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:41,480 # If you don't know it's a thing to have a BRAWL about You know nothing at all about love 123 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:48,920 # A heart is not a thing to build a wall about, a kiss is not a thing that you can stall about 124 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:55,200 # If you don't know it's a thing to have a brawl about You know nothing...no, nothing 125 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:59,160 # You know nothing...at all about 126 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:05,040 # Love! # 127 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,520 JARRING NOTES 128 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:20,480 - Top-drawer stuff, eh(?) - Right! Don't tell JB - he doesn't like music! 129 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:26,400 - I'll be right back. - Good luck. - Thanks. 130 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:34,520 - Hey, gorgeous, what are you getting me for Christmas? - Freddie, you wouldn't drink it! - Why the hurry? 131 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:41,640 - Personnel sent for me. I think they realise what I do for the store. - This is business. I saw you dance. 132 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:48,720 - You were so with it! - Get to the business! - The Pink Slipper is having a dance contest tonight. - Mmm? 133 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:54,080 Rock'n'roll. The band leader is my friend AND a judge, so it's fixed! 134 00:10:54,080 --> 00:11:01,240 - You still need a girl! - Second prize is 100 - we split it! - Freddie, I'm poor, but still proud - no, thanks! 135 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,000 But...! 136 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:08,680 Looking for employment, Miller? No, I... Oh, excuse me, sir! 137 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:14,160 Mr Creely, the young lady from millinery is here, Miss... Parish. 138 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:20,800 I associate ideas to remember names. "Parish" makes me think of church. Send her in. 139 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,240 Come in, miss. 140 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:28,960 - Sit down, Miss Church. - Thank you. But it's "Parish". 141 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:36,480 - Polly Parish. - Yes, Parish. You are apparently a conscientious worker, so I wanted to talk to you...personally. 142 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:40,520 Well, I was sure you would... sooner or later. 143 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,920 Oh, were you? 144 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:49,000 HE CLEARS THROAT Mr Hargraves is fascinated by your efforts, Miss Ch...Parish. 145 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:54,840 - He's such a good man, Mr Hargraves. - I'm glad you think so! 146 00:11:54,840 --> 00:12:00,040 Unfortunately, he doesn't share the same high opinion of YOU. 147 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:04,080 - I beg your pardon? - In fact, he wants to fire you. 148 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,840 - So do I. - He... 149 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:13,040 - You what? - As of tonight. You will receive the usual severance pay. 150 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:20,200 You may come to the employees' Christmas party, of course! 151 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:27,480 - I don't understand. I sell more than anybody in my department! - You oversell more than anyone! 152 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:33,840 - Oh... - You're just not JB Merlin & Son material. Yesterday, you sold 23 hats. 153 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,520 Today, 25 came back! 154 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,640 - 25? - Two were from the day before! 155 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:44,040 We can't tolerate young salespeople with buck fever, 156 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:51,320 - who have no idea of the book-keeping expense and bad customer relations you put us to! - But... - That is all! 157 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,680 Yes, sir. 158 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,920 Oh... 159 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:07,840 and a very merry Christmas to you, Miss Church. 160 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,360 The same to you. 161 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:25,880 What's the matter, gorgeous? 162 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:37,840 - Are, um... Are you sure we can win that money tonight? - Baby, it's a lead-pipe cinch! 163 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:44,160 - Then I'll go. - Great, I'll pick you up at 7.00 on the dot. - OK. 164 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,920 Uh...AFTER dinner. 165 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:54,200 - Oh, Freddie...! - Honey, this is real glamorous - it's like money in the bank! I'm glad you're so...so... 166 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,320 happy?! 167 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,840 Oh, Freddie! 168 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:05,040 Are we working you too hard, Miller(?) No, I... No, sir! 169 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:10,200 Sorry, sorry. Those stupid salesmen - you can't get a hold of them! 170 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,720 425... 171 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,600 427...425... 172 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,520 Oh, out to lunch. Figures. 173 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:25,840 Inorganic ph... Can't even SAY that one! 174 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:31,680 Draftsman, automation expert, construc... Construction engineer?! 175 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,200 BABY CRIES 176 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,320 Oh... 177 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,720 Hello! 178 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,520 - Won't you come in? - Oh... 179 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,520 Yes! ..There we are... 180 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,520 Right in here, Miss, uh...? 181 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:03,280 Take your finger out of my mouth. 182 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:06,960 - Your name, please? - Hmm? Polly Parish. 183 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,720 - Are you employed? - Hmm? JB Merlin. 184 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:15,680 Until tonight, that is. I just lost my job. ..He's so cute... 185 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:20,320 Oh...it isn't MY baby. 186 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,320 It was on the doorstep outside! I... 187 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:33,160 No, really! You see, there it was, about to roll off the top step, and I just ran over, and... 188 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:37,680 We're here to help you, my dear. We're your friends! 189 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,760 ..Look, it isn't mine! 190 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,480 I wish it were! 191 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:47,640 Let me tell you again, so you get this straight. 192 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:55,320 I was outside the employment agency and I turned and saw this bundle on your steps. A baby, I thought. 193 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:59,600 So I ran over and scooped it up so that I could... 194 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,640 Well... 195 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,880 Honest injun! 196 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:11,520 Many mothers tell us the babies are not their own but, from experience, we know it's wise to admit the truth. 197 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,200 I... 198 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,640 Oh, now, look here! 199 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,480 Well, this is ridiculous! 200 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:21,760 BABY CRIES 201 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,720 LOUD CRIES 202 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:31,000 HE GURGLES 203 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,440 Well...! 204 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,520 Oh! 205 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:38,320 BABY CRIES 206 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,520 For heaven's sake... 207 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,760 I... 208 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,840 Oh... Oh, no, you don't! 209 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:59,240 When I want a family, I'll get married and do it right! Oh, no! It's YOUR baby, not MY baby! 210 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,760 BABY CRIES 211 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:07,640 It's pathetic! The mothers come to us so young these days! 212 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:12,400 Ah, well, we know that she'll be at Merlin's until tonight. 213 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:17,520 And we know that the Merlins are a charitable family...don't we? 214 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,400 Go right in, Mr Appleby. 215 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:28,040 JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS 216 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,880 HE CLEARS THROAT 217 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,960 Yes? 218 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:43,120 - YOU'RE Mr Merlin? - That's right. - I thought you'd be older! 219 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:48,680 - I will be - it just takes time! What can I do for you, Mr...? - Appleby. 220 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,840 I'm from the Atkins Foundling Home. 221 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:58,080 - Yes? - An employee of yours, a young lady, left a baby with us today. - Yes? 222 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:05,200 I checked with your Mr Creely, and she's been discharged! I believe that's why she's abandoned her baby! 223 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:10,880 - Mr Merlin, give her back her job. - It's not my department! - Mr Merlin... 224 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:17,920 If you saw this mother, denying the parenthood of her own child... it would have touched your heart. 225 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:23,400 - It was pitiful! - Suppose you sit down and we discuss it calmly? - Thank you. 226 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,640 Get me Mr Hargraves, please. 227 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:33,920 Off you go, Miss Parish - to Mr Dan Merlin himself this time! 228 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:40,560 - You mean he's seen the light - he wants to apologise? - What he does is top secret! 229 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:43,080 At ease, Mr Hargraves! 230 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:47,920 What now - Merlin Junior says a few last words over the body?! 231 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,360 Here is Miss Parish, Mr Merlin. 232 00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:00,000 Uh...sit down...MISS Parish? 233 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,520 Yes, sir. I'm Miss Parish, Mr Merlin. 234 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:11,000 - I believe you were discharged today, Miss Parish. - Yes, sir. Of all the ingratitude I've ever heard of...! 235 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,880 - After the way I've worked... - We want you back. 236 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,560 The loyalty I've... 237 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:23,000 - You... You...you want me back, you say? - That's what I said. 238 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,880 Well, that's more like it! 239 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:34,040 - Miss Parish, don't you think you ought to thank Mr Merlin? - Oh...thank you, Mr Merlin. - You're welcome. 240 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:40,160 We thought you were trying too hard, overselling. Now we know the reason. 241 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:46,280 Well...I was sure SOMEBODY would understand! 242 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:51,360 By the way, we're raising your salary 10 a week, as of a week ago. 243 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,880 Well, thank you! 244 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:58,960 But getting your job back and a raise is not your REAL Xmas present. 245 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,360 N-No? 246 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:09,040 No, your Christmas present is the greatest gift a woman could have. It's coming to you at home tonight. 247 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,960 Perhaps you ought to thank Mr Merlin again? 248 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:18,320 Oh...thanks again! It was enough giving me my job back, Mr Merlin. 249 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:25,080 - I want you to know I forgive the store and I never hold a grudge! - That's very big of you. 250 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:29,040 - Goodbye. - Oh, goodbye, sir. Goodbye, Mr...? 251 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:33,120 Merely think of me as your guardian angel! 252 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,920 Well, goodbye, Santa Claus! 253 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,960 - BUZZ - Who is it? 254 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,600 Something from John B Merlin & Son! 255 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,920 Merry Christmas! 256 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:08,840 Holiday greetings from John B Merlin & Son and the Atkins Foundling Home. Oh... 257 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:12,360 Don't thank us. We've only done our duty. 258 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:17,560 - Just keep doing your duty! You take that baby right out of here! - But...! 259 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,200 Oh...you're sick! 260 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,760 Shame on you! 261 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:28,000 - Do you realise what you're saying? - Yes, I do - that's not my baby! 262 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:35,120 - Do you realise Mr Merlin has given you your job back... - Yes. - ..so that you can raise your child in comfort? 263 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:38,480 You want it to be raised as an orphan? 264 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:43,000 Oh, now, that's not my baby - I am not its mother! 265 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:50,200 - Mrs Wilkins...come! - Now, you take that baby, or it'll be back at the foundling home before you get there! 266 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:57,440 I wouldn't try that, if I were you, and I wouldn't leave it elsewhere, because it'll come back to us... 267 00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,600 and...we have its footprints! 268 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,120 Footprints?! 269 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:08,480 I'm not going to inform Mr Merlin of your attitude. 270 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,760 Gee-ee! 271 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:19,240 BABY GURGLES 272 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:31,080 Now, listen, uh...baby... It's nothing personal, I... 273 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,760 I'd love to have you around, but... 274 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:38,480 Take your finger out of your mouth - you want crooked teeth? 275 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:46,520 I really couldn't do right by you... No... 276 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,200 You see...I'm alone, too! 277 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,800 ..That's a cute nose! 278 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:03,720 - Who is it? - The Arthur Murray of the stock department - Frisky Freddie! 279 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,680 Oh, my! 280 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:11,080 Oh, uh... Just a minute, Freddie! 281 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,760 Uh... Wait just a second! 282 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:18,240 There. Now, no biting. Be quiet, baby! That's good. 283 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,920 - LOUD SCREAM - Oh...! 284 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,440 That's all I need! ..Just a minute! ..There. 285 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:29,520 That's it, baby. Now, be quiet, baby. Shh! 286 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,400 Please, quiet, huh, baby? Quiet! 287 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,160 Oh...! 288 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:43,520 - Oh, uh...hello. Freddie, I can't... - What's new and exciting, gorgeous - besides me, I mean? 289 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:48,280 - Well, uh, Freddie, I... - Hey! Nice joint you've got here! 290 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,400 Freddie, I can't go out tonight... 291 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:56,560 - What do you mean? - Well, I... I think I'm gonna have a headache! 292 00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:03,640 - Are you kidding? I borrowed my brother's heap so we'd go in style! - Gee, I'm sorry. - Sorry?! - Well... 293 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,360 Something's...come up! 294 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:12,800 Ah, don't be nervous - it's in the bag! Do you hate money?! The band leader's a pal! 295 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,840 BABY CRIES 296 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,680 I just spoke to him on the phone. 297 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,400 BABY CRIES 298 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,680 - Funny, I thought I heard a baby crying! - H-Here? 299 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:31,160 Where was I? Oh, yeah, I checked with my pal again, and we can't lose! 300 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,040 BABY CRIES 301 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:39,400 - You talked to him, huh? What did he say? - He says it's in the bag! - Great! 302 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,120 I DO hear a baby crying! 303 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,720 Oh...THAT? 304 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,720 Next door. Keeps me awake. 305 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:52,360 - Sometimes I think I'll go out of my mind! - That's tough. 306 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:56,280 Polly, this is not dishonest. It's just fixed! 307 00:24:56,280 --> 00:25:01,120 You don't think a guy like me would do anything crooked? I'm... 308 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:04,880 BABY LAUGHS 309 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:12,120 What did it do - crawl through the wall?! 310 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:17,680 You mean you didn't see the stork flying through(?) 311 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,080 Oh...! 312 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:24,360 Come on, baby. Upsy-daisy. 313 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:29,440 - Is it yours? - No, it isn't mine. - Then where did it come from? 314 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:33,680 - I got it for Christmas(!) - This Christmas or last?! 315 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:37,600 Freddie, question and answer period is over. 316 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:42,400 - I'm not going out tonight and that's that! - It sure is! 317 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,360 - I got my troubles. - You sure have! 318 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:50,720 Well, I can't win the contest without you, so I'll stay! I'm a family man! 319 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:55,400 - Goodnight, Freddie. - Hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute! 320 00:25:55,400 --> 00:26:02,720 - I just meant a nice, quiet evening in with the kiddies! That's not so bad! - Goodnight, Freddie! - I just... 321 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:07,320 Hey, I just thought... Old Man Merlin is on TV about now! 322 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:12,840 Getting an award - for penny-pinching in the retail business, probably! 323 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:17,440 - Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. - Good evening! 324 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:23,720 ANNOUNCER: Tonight, we meet two generations of a great family - the Merlins. 325 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:30,400 - Big deal(!) - May I present Mr John B Merlin and his son Dan Merlin, 326 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:36,720 in the library of their delightful home at 236 East 63rd Street, New York City. 327 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:42,600 - ANNOUNCER: Good evening, gentlemen. - Good evening, Bill. - Oh, hi, Mr Rand. 328 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:47,640 - JB, I'll bet you have some interesting... - Yes. - Oh, I'll bet(!) 329 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:55,280 - Let me first say that the magic word for success in merchandising is decentralisation. - Absolutely, JB(!) 330 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,160 - We're going out after all. - Yeah. 331 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,920 See you in the morning, JB! 332 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,840 You're not taking that along?! 333 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:07,480 - Only part-way - come on! - You can't... 334 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,720 You can't take the baby - it's fixed! 335 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:17,520 Our success formula is alert merchandising - to put stores where it is easy to shop. 336 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:24,200 - A merchandising man who can't accept the impact of modern living is a dinosaur! - Thank you. 337 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:30,560 - Suburban life and the automobile have changed... - Yes, we all agree, JB. 338 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:34,480 But now the younger generation. Dan, what...? 339 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:41,520 - I... - Dan is first and foremost a real merchandising executive! - I certainly agree with that, but... 340 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:49,280 - let's make it personal. - I go along... - I know you like to sing, Dan, so why not give our audience a sample? - OK! 341 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:58,520 - Keep your eye on the camera with the red light. - What? - The camera with the red light. 342 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:05,040 Dan, have you any special romantic interest you can tell us about? Any one girl? 343 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,680 Oh, I dunno... 344 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,720 HE STARTS PLAYING 345 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:15,760 Although the love of my life and I have never met, I guess as yet... 346 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,840 # It wasn't meant to be 347 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:24,240 # I'm sure Father Time Hand in hand with destiny 348 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:31,040 # Is bound to get around to me 349 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,720 # From what I say, you can gather 350 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:42,320 # I face the future rather 351 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,920 # Optimistically 352 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,880 # Someday soon 353 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,360 # On a strange and magic street 354 00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,040 # We will meet, my love, yes 355 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,920 # You will come along 356 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:11,040 # All the joys That were ever denied me 357 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:17,400 # All at once Will be walking beside me 358 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:22,120 # Somehow, someday soon 359 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:26,400 # My sad heart will change its tune 360 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:32,960 # From a blue lament Into a beautiful song 361 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:37,440 # Until then, I'll keep waiting 362 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,160 # Waiting, waiting, waiting 363 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:45,240 # Patiently 364 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:52,560 # Deep inside, this longing grows 365 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:58,000 # So, as the old expression goes 366 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:02,000 # Someday soon 367 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:06,480 # Can't come too soon 368 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:12,640 # For me 369 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:20,880 # Deep inside, this longing grows 370 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:26,600 # So, as the old expression goes 371 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:30,360 # Someday soon 372 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:35,120 # Can't come too soon 373 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:42,840 # For me. # 374 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:51,240 That was beautiful, Dan. And someone else is waiting patiently, so we'd better get back to your father. 375 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,360 This won't take any time at all! 376 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:16,880 Goodbye, baby. You most certainly are cute. 377 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:29,560 - I'd like to see Mr Merlin. - Shh! - The young one. 378 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:33,600 Would you tell me, madam, in reference to what? 379 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:38,400 I can't take care of this baby - it's his responsibility! 380 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:43,360 - < But... - He got me into this, so he must get me out! 381 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:50,400 - My dear madam, the only way you could see Mr Merlin is on your television set. - Oh, no, you don't! 382 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,040 < Madam, you cannot leave it there! 383 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:57,960 That baby is as much Mr Merlin's as mine! Goodbye, baby! 384 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,840 - Madam, I cannot accept... - Come on, let's go! 385 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,080 - Yeah, let's go - here! - All right. 386 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,680 Oh...! 387 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:14,280 - Oh, the keys! - Freddie, in the car, the car! - Oh, they're in the car! 388 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,480 ENGINE SPLUTTERS 389 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,720 Oh...! 390 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:27,760 And now, Mr John B Merlin, on behalf of the National Retail Merchandisers... 391 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:31,080 THEY MOUTH 392 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:34,880 - ..to present you with... A baby! - Nonsense! 393 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:42,440 - Are you out of your mind, Adams? - No, sir. - Well, why...? - A young lady left this for you, sir. - For me? - Yes. 394 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:48,600 - I said we were not receiving guests, but... - Where is she? - She left. - Left?! Come on! 395 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,360 There she goes! We can catch them! 396 00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:00,200 There they are, sir - at the corner! 397 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:07,640 - Great(!) You thought you would have a headache and I got one! - Where are you going? - To drop you off! 398 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:12,760 Oh, no, you don't. You promised me some prize money and I'll need it! 399 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:19,840 - You think I'm mad, dancing with a friend of the boss? - Don't be silly! I got that baby by mistake, 400 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:26,960 - and young Merlin is the only one who can straighten it out! - Look, I don't wanna be SEEN with anyone he knows! 401 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:32,280 Well, you can take a chance he won't be dancing at The Pink Slipper! 402 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,800 That's right! 403 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,160 Oh... 404 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:44,160 - The young lady is a perfect stranger to me, sir. - Not to ME, she isn't! 405 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:52,080 JAZZY DANCE MUSIC 406 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,200 That's their car. They're inside. 407 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,360 Here you are, sir. 408 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:10,760 Nobody gets in without a ticket, buster! How many? 409 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,800 - Three! - That'll be 3. 410 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,160 Here's your change! 411 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:25,160 DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES 412 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:50,040 - How do you find anybody? - What colour dress is your wife wearing? We'll help! - I haven't got a wife! 413 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:56,400 Well, don't try and influence us judges with that baby! You dance with a dame, no babies! 414 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,960 BABY LAUGHS 415 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,760 That's her! 416 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,120 - Take this. - Again? 417 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:41,240 - Would you like to enter this contest with me? - This is very sudden... Let's go, handsome! 418 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:47,440 Give it all you've got, baby, but warm up slow - I've already been sick! 419 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:05,200 He's a troublemaker - keep an eye on him! 420 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,520 Lyle, take the gate! 421 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:17,000 Sorry, pal - come back again soon(!) 422 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,360 I must be crazy - I thought I saw young Merlin! 423 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,400 You didn't see Old Man Merlin too?! 424 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,040 Sister, off the floor! 425 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,720 I said you were through! Come on, out! 426 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,680 Oh...! Gee, I'm sorry! 427 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:44,600 - This is the worst night of my life. - Why, you...! 428 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:49,320 - Take your hands off me! - I knew this guy was gonna be trouble! 429 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:54,880 Coming right up, mac! 430 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,080 - Your baby, sir. - Thanks, Adams(!) 431 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:08,400 - Hey, bud, we're going inside. If you describe your wife, we'd be happy to... - Oh, shut up! - Excuse me(!) 432 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:35,840 - Ah... You said it was in the bag! - How did I know we'd be so good we'd win... 433 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,480 - first prize? - Oh... 434 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,040 - Goodnight, Freddie. - Goodnight! 435 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,400 - Goodnight, Freddie! - Mm-hm... 436 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:14,320 - Well, goodnight, Freddie. - How about having a drink together, gorgeous? 437 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:19,080 - I haven't any liquor. - You got water! - They...turned it off! 438 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:24,280 - You're not going to stand here and let a man die of thirst? - Well... - Water! 439 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,800 - Water! - Shh! 440 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,440 - Shh! - Hello, M-M-M-M... 441 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:35,840 - Shh! - I'm sorry, I was dying of thirst and Polly wanted a drink! - I...? - I didn't... 442 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,720 No, you're right. Goodnight, boss! 443 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:41,160 Shh! 444 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:46,640 - Mr Merlin, may I ask...? - Shh! - (May I ask what you're doing in my...?) 445 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:52,000 THE... The landlady was kind enough to let me - us - in out of the cold! 446 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:56,200 We've been here for two hours - crying all the time! 447 00:38:56,200 --> 00:39:01,720 - Well, I'm sorry. - You should be. - Listen... - YOU listen... Come here. 448 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:07,920 You are going to listen to me. Your conduct is the worst I've ever seen. 449 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:14,720 - Would it interest you to know I'm not the mother? - Denying your own child - that's low! 450 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:19,280 - All right - are you through? - No. 451 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,800 No, I have just one small thing to add. 452 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:30,000 You're fired! And when you look for another job, don't give us as a reference, because if you do... 453 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:35,000 I'll explain your charming character to them personally! 454 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:40,040 - Why, that's...that's persecution! - Call it whatever you want! 455 00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:49,880 - HE CLEARS THROAT - Miss Parish? 456 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:55,360 Have you decided to ask for your job back? 457 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,200 Or will you let that baby starve? 458 00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,800 Hmm? 459 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,480 BABY GURGLES 460 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:20,880 - I'd like my job back, Mr Merlin. - Well, that's better! 461 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:26,280 Miss Parish, I want you to know I'm only doing this for your own good. 462 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,960 I'm...not as bad as you think. 463 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:36,080 Isn't there some legal way to make the father support the baby? 464 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,520 - I don't want to have anything to do with him. - You don't? 465 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,640 He used to beat me! 466 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,360 - He didn't?! - He did. 467 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,160 See that? 468 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,040 Coffee pot! 469 00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,680 - Why, that...! - Ah... 470 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:07,640 Don't you worry about a thing. The store is behind you...and the baby. 471 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:12,440 - Oh, Mr Merlin... The baby didn't do THAT to you! - Oh...no. 472 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,560 You see, uh...I went dancing, too. 473 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,320 - Goodnight. - Oh, goodnight! 474 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,280 - Thank you. Goodnight! - Goodnight. 475 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,400 Gee-ee! 476 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:41,200 Well, thanks for the job, anyway. Listen, we'd better get undressed. 477 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,280 KNOCK ON DOOR 478 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,520 Oh, my. 479 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,600 BABY GURGLES 480 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:55,040 - I wanna talk to you. - I was just going to bed. - About the baby. - The baby... 481 00:41:55,040 --> 00:42:00,600 You see, I was fired from my job today, and... You won't believe it. 482 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:06,560 Then I got my job back, but the reason... Oh, you won't go for it! 483 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:11,600 Then I lost my job, and... The baby came, he was delivered... 484 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,280 Oh, it's just getting worse! 485 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,200 Mrs Dugan, what am I going to do? 486 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,320 Oh, uh... 487 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,520 Well... 488 00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:35,480 - you got to take care of your little baby. - Oh, Mrs Dugan! 489 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,600 Oh... Oh! Mrs Dugan! 490 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:43,520 - Mrs Dugan, that's not my little baby! - He looks just like you! 491 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:50,040 Hey, you're a cutie! Your mother and me are going to have a lot of fun taking care of you! 492 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:54,040 - You seem kinda damp. Seems kinda damp! - Damp? 493 00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,120 - Oh... - What's its name? 494 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:01,360 Joan! 495 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,640 JOHN? That's a nice name! 496 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,800 Polly. Psst! 497 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:30,840 - Oh... - How about putting in a good word for me - to you-know-who? 498 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:37,920 - Don't talk so loud - you'll wake me. - Polly, the assistant floor-walker's job is open in this section! 499 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:42,960 A word from you to you-know-who and I could stop pushing this stupid truck. 500 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:47,360 Miller? Get that truck out of the aisle. Yes, sir! 501 00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:54,560 That's it, Miss Parish. Don't try too hard. Don't oversell. 502 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,640 Oh... 503 00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:03,880 - Crowded today, Dan. - Oh, pardon me for a moment. 504 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,880 How are you? 505 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,400 Mmm...I... 506 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:15,120 I can hear you all right, but I can't see you. 507 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,080 Haven't been asleep for two nights. 508 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:25,960 Other people have babies. They manage. 509 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:30,800 - But I got mine so suddenly! - The world is full of surprises. 510 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:39,280 - Oh, Dan? - Yes? - Mother and child doing well, I take it? - As well as can be expected. 511 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:44,320 - Good morning, Mr Dan! - Good morning. - How is our little mother? 512 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,120 Beat, Mr Hargraves. Very beat. 513 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,720 Hargraves. Yes? 514 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:57,800 Aren't you short an assistant floor-walker here? Yes. 515 00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:05,080 On a seniority basis, Fred Miller is entitled to the promotion. 516 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:11,600 He's an idiot, but he's been here a long time! Inform the idiot of his good luck. 517 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,240 But... 518 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:22,960 Miller! Yes, sir? I've been watching your work. 519 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:26,200 It's...adequate. Thank you, sir. 520 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:34,080 Tomorrow, report to me in a blue suit and take a carnation. You follow? Yes, sir! Thank you, sir! 521 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,360 A SMALL carnation. Yes, sir! 522 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:44,840 Go-o-orgeous! That's what I call service! 523 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,760 What...? 524 00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:04,800 KNOCK ON DOOR 525 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:08,720 One more bite. Hup, hup, here we go. ..In! 526 00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:10,880 R-R-R-Rup! 527 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:17,400 Isn't that the most disgusting stuff you've ever tasted? Nobody can cook it like me! 528 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,920 - KNOCK ON DOOR - Come in! 529 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:24,000 - Good evening! - Hi! 530 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,560 Come on in. 531 00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:31,240 I was walking through the book department and saw this. 532 00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:38,280 "How To Bring Up Your Baby Scientifically" by Dr Ernest Egelman. I couldn't put it down! 533 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:43,400 I'll probably be too busy taking care of the baby to read it! 534 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,920 W-Want to sit down? 535 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,800 OK, let's have a big one. 536 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:54,520 - Come on, a big one. - How do you know you're doing that right? 537 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,600 Uh... 538 00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:01,640 Well, baby opens his mouth, I put the food in and he swallows it! 539 00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:04,400 From there on, he's on his own. 540 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:09,000 - Come on, now. - Here we are - "Feeding", with a capital F! 541 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,520 That figures! 542 00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,040 There you go. 543 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:17,080 "Now, after the food is prepared, 544 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:20,600 "the mother will - A - get a spoon..." 545 00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,360 Could THIS be one(?) Hmm! 546 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,200 "B - take a spoonful of food and... 547 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,840 "..place on a piece of gauze." 548 00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:35,040 - What? - Place on a piece of gauze! 549 00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,200 What for? 550 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:45,680 Miss Parish... will you please do as the book says? 551 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:52,720 - A doctor with 20 years' experience should know what he's talking about - believe me! - Oh... 552 00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:55,080 Well... 553 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,120 Oh... 554 00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,360 Next? 555 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,160 "And gently rub into the navel." 556 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,680 "And gently rub into the... 557 00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,400 "navel"! 558 00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,000 Oh, this is ridiculous! 559 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:28,040 Miss Parish, you see, it's probably to adjust the temperature of the baby's stomach to the food! 560 00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,720 I think it's very logical! 561 00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:33,720 Well... 562 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,600 Well, I'll see... 563 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,200 Oh, I never heard of such a thing! 564 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:50,280 - This book... - Let me see that book! - I read very well - I've done it for years! - I read too, Mr Merlin! 565 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:58,080 "Take a spoonful of food and...place on a piece of gauze and gently rub into the navel"! 566 00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:01,160 THAT is exactly what I said! 567 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:07,560 Well, I am not rubbing any food into this baby's navel! 568 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:19,800 SHE CLEARS THROAT 569 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:23,320 "To relieve gas on a child's stomach, 570 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:26,440 "take a spoonful of warm oil and... 571 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:31,360 "place on a piece of gauze and gently rub into the navel"! 572 00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:43,160 - A few Christmas presents from John B Merlin & Son. - Thank you, John B Merlin & Son! 573 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:48,320 - I'll put them under the tree. - Come on, I'll put you to sleep. Come on. 574 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,880 - Oh! - Excuse me. - Pardon me. 575 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:53,400 # Hush-a-bye 576 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,880 # Rock-a-bye 577 00:49:55,880 --> 00:50:02,880 # Listen to my lullaby in blue 578 00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:07,440 # Blue-lue-lue-lue Lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue. # 579 00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:13,000 - Psst! Psst! - # How I love my pretty baby 580 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:17,360 # Sweet and precious pretty baby 581 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:22,400 # How I love my pretty baby 582 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:26,840 # Honest to goodness, I do 583 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,560 # See, here 584 00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:33,920 # Sandman's a-coming And he'll be here... # 585 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:37,080 - BUZZING - # Mighty, mighty soon 586 00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,800 # And if you don't cry... # 587 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:46,680 - BUZZING - # He'll be dropping by With the great big lollipop moon 588 00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:51,920 - # Dream, dream, dream - How I love my pretty baby 589 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:55,720 - # Be an angel - Sweet and precious pretty baby... # 590 00:50:55,720 --> 00:51:01,920 - BUZZING - # Be a darling, I love my baby - How I love my pretty baby 591 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:06,800 BOTH: # Honest to goodness, I do 592 00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:11,320 # Honest to goodness, I do 593 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:18,640 # Blue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue Lue-lue-lue. # 594 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:28,800 # How I love my pretty baby 595 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:33,440 # Sweet and precious pretty baby 596 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:38,280 # How I love my pretty baby 597 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:43,560 # Honest to goodness, I do 598 00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:46,280 # See, here 599 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,560 # Sandman's a-coming and he'll... 600 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:53,160 # Be here mighty, mighty soon 601 00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:56,760 - # And if you don't CRY... # - Shh! 602 00:51:56,760 --> 00:52:02,560 # He'll be dropping by With the great big lollipop moon 603 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:09,400 - # Dream, dream, dream, be an angel - How I love my pretty baby 604 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:14,760 - # Dream, dream, dream, be a darling - Sweet and precious pretty baby 605 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:19,360 - # I love my pretty baby - How I love my pretty baby 606 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:24,520 BOTH: # Honest to goodness, I do 607 00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:29,400 # Honest to goodness, I do 608 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:36,320 # Blue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue Lue-lue-lue. # 609 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:46,640 - Can I fix you a coffee? - No, thanks. I have some unfinished business - a board of directors' meeting. - Oh. 610 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:50,720 Oh, I forgot... Give this to the baby. 611 00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:53,760 - BUZZING - OH! Goodnight! - Oh! 612 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,400 - BABY CRIES - Shh! 613 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:08,400 # Oh, he wouldn't stay for coffee 614 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:12,080 # And I'm just a little bit upset 615 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:16,640 # I wonder if "the board of directors" 616 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:20,560 # Is a blonde, a redhead or brunette! # 617 00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:29,000 Looking for employment, Breckenridge? No, sir. 618 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:35,040 No, SIR! It's not going to pull you - you have to push it! Go, boy! Go! 619 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,080 Yes, sir! 620 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:43,240 Break it up, Mary. Sure, JB(!) 621 00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:46,680 Polly, can I talk to you alone? No. 622 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,280 I'm talking to Polly! 623 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:55,160 Listen, I'm going to a costume party. You come as what you OUGHT to be. 624 00:53:55,160 --> 00:54:00,880 - Will you take a rock and crawl out from under it? - Keep out of this! 625 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:06,480 Do you want to come and kick up your heels? Speaking of heels... 626 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,240 I told you to keep out of this! 627 00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:16,680 - How about it, baby? You'd be going first-class, it's all free! - Talk to my lawyer! ..Lawyer? 628 00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:21,240 Have you thought of dropping dead? We would step over you. 629 00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:25,320 - I ought to report you. - Report us both! - Oh...! 630 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:28,360 Uh-uh... Think I'm crazy? 631 00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:32,000 - I - think he's crazy! And you, Miss Hawkins? 632 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:36,360 I never give any thoughts to the peasants, Miss Parish. 633 00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:42,760 - Louise King, please. This is Mr Merlin. - 'Hello?' - Hi, Louise? 634 00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:46,360 - 'I'm sorry, but...' - What have I done now? 635 00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:53,800 Nothing, dear. Absolutely nothing. But are you under the impression that we have a date tonight?! 636 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,960 Yes, uh...I'm afraid I am! 637 00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:02,480 Well, the last thing you said to me, ten days ago, was that you'd call! 638 00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:07,960 - I should apologise...the usual rush at the store... - I'm very sorry(!) 639 00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:11,200 You'll just have to go stag tonight! 640 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:17,320 - Well, thanks anyway, Louise. I'll find someone. - Oh, of course, darling(!) 641 00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:21,120 It's New Year's Eve. And it's after 8.00! 642 00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,720 Happy New Year(!) 643 00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:26,240 PHONE SLAMS DOWN 644 00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:39,360 - Oh, Polly, I hate to leave you alone like this. - I'm not alone... No... 645 00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,440 - I sort of hoped, uh... - What? 646 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:46,560 - That Dan might give you a buzz. - On New Year's Eve? 647 00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:51,640 Imagine where he's going - and all the girls who'd like to go with him. 648 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:56,840 - Polly, why not tell him the truth about Johnny? - Much too complicated! 649 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:59,880 Besides, he'd never believe me. 650 00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:06,720 - You know, it's funny... - Hmm? - Well, at first I was afraid they wouldn't take Johnny back. 651 00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:09,480 Now I'm afraid they might! 652 00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:16,360 - You're really serious about keeping Johnny, aren't you? - He looks like me. 653 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:19,920 Come on, you'll be late for the party. 654 00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:23,960 - You're wasting valuable time. - Oh, they'll wait! 655 00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:25,840 Well... 656 00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:30,600 Happy New Year...to the Parishes. 657 00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,560 The same to you...from us! 658 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:36,320 - Aw-w... Bye. - Bye. 659 00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:57,800 Now, then. It'll soon be New Year's and we'll open a warm bottle of milk! ..Champagne, I mean! 660 00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:03,880 Come on! You got to get in the mood! Come on, now. 661 00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:07,840 Here's a hat for baby! And a hat for Polly! 662 00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,680 There! 663 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,080 That's the spirit! 664 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:14,600 Come on... Ready? 665 00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:16,360 TOOT 666 00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:20,600 Ooh! 667 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,720 Whee-ee! 668 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,720 That's my fella! That's my boy. 669 00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:33,000 # How I love my pretty baby 670 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,760 # I love every little thing you do 671 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:40,360 # And every time that you make patty cake 672 00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:44,400 # My heart makes a patty cake too. # 673 00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:47,920 - KNOCK ON DOOR - Oh... 674 00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:52,080 Mary must have forgotten something. Yeah! She did. 675 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:59,160 - Cinderella? - Oh, Mr Merlin! - I'm in a great hurry, and so are you! 676 00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:04,400 - We're going to a party! Miss Parish, you're not dressed yet! - Stood up? 677 00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:07,200 - What? - You were stood up! 678 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:14,400 - I told her I'd phone and I forgot to. Get your coat! - Oh, I can't go! Johnny! - Don't worry. Mrs Dugan? 679 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:21,040 - Mrs Dugan will baby-sit. - I can take my "date" downstairs. - Get your coat! - All right! 680 00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:24,000 - Oh, no... - No?! 681 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:29,160 - I haven't any clothes! - I thought of that too! Get your coat! - All right! 682 00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:32,680 HE WHISTLES "Lullaby In Blue" 683 00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:43,920 - All right. Goodnight, Johnny! - Happy New Year! - Happy New Year! - Yeah... 684 00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:47,080 Happy New Year! Come on, boy. 685 00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:56,200 Wait right here. 686 00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:16,520 Mr Merlin? 687 00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:19,400 Dan? M-Merlin? 688 00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:34,240 ROMANTIC MUSIC 689 01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:37,800 HE WHISTLES 690 01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:01,280 HE WOLF-WHISTLES 691 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:38,560 DANCE-BAND MUSIC 692 01:02:55,200 --> 01:03:00,680 Oh, you can sure hear those wolves howling on these cold winter nights! 693 01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:07,200 Sit down, gentlemen! No point to my introducing this young lady. 694 01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:13,000 Her father is a Swedish manufacturer and she doesn't speak any English! 695 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:16,040 HE SPEAKS MOCK-SWEDISH 696 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:18,480 SHE SPEAKS MOCK-SWEDISH 697 01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:25,520 Dan, where did YOU learn Swedish? 698 01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:30,960 I spent two weeks in Sweden...last year. It's a very simple language. 699 01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:35,000 HE SPEAKS MOCK-SWEDISH 700 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,520 Sven! 701 01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,560 She just said the funniest thing! 702 01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:46,280 She's a very witty girl! 703 01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:50,000 Dan, how do you say "dance" in Swedish? 704 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,560 - Uh..."rovo". - Ja? - Rovo, mademoiselle? 705 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:58,640 Smorgas! Sven! 706 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:16,640 TANGO MUSIC 707 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,240 RUMBA MUSIC 708 01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:52,040 MUSIC STOPS 709 01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:55,240 Can you say "thanks" in Swedish, Dan? 710 01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:59,920 BOTH SPEAK MOCK-SWEDISH 711 01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:04,040 Oh... 712 01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:07,640 How do you say "I'm hungry" in Swedish? 713 01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:10,680 Uh..."Samsa DANCING!" 714 01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:15,760 - Let's get out of here and I'll get you something to eat! - Let's go! 715 01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:20,920 - You're not going, are you? - Sorry, we have another stop to make. 716 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:24,160 Uh...Jor-na "Happy New Year"! 717 01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:26,000 Oh... 718 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:29,480 Oppy New Ye-e-ear! 719 01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:32,000 Oppy New Ye-e-ear! 720 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,880 ALL: Oppy New Year! 721 01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:36,920 Ah, ja! 722 01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:42,200 I don't blame him for wanting to go, the way you fellas monopolised her! 723 01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:50,480 - Leaving so soon? - We promised to drop in on some other people. 724 01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:54,840 - Tell me, Louise, how did I do? - Not bad for a fill-in! 725 01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:57,600 Personally, I'd rather go stag! 726 01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:00,560 You could, with that short haircut! 727 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:03,600 DAN GIGGLES 728 01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:06,560 Oppy New Ye-e-ear! 729 01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:14,040 JAZZY MUSIC 730 01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:29,640 - Little ahead of time, aren't they? - Doesn't matter what year it is - that goes on all the time! 731 01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:34,360 CLOCK CHIMES 732 01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:39,600 ALL: # Should auld acquaintance be forgot 733 01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:42,680 # And never brought to mind? 734 01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:46,240 # Should auld acquaintance be forgot 735 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:50,320 # And days of auld lang syne? 736 01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:53,040 # For auld lang syne, my dear 737 01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:56,120 # For auld lang syne 738 01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:59,040 # We'll take a cup o' kindness yet 739 01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:01,960 # For auld lang syne 740 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:12,440 # Should auld acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind...? # 741 01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:18,240 HOOTERS DROWN OUT SPEECH 742 01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:21,440 # ..For the sake of auld lang syne 743 01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:26,920 # For auld lang syne, my dear For auld lang syne 744 01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:30,280 # We'll take a cup o' kindness yet 745 01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:32,760 # For auld lang syne. # 746 01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:41,960 Oh... 747 01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:47,000 - Oh, all I want to do is sit down! - Where were you? I tried to find you. 748 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:54,040 - I tried to find you too, and I took the subway home. - It doesn't take that long to come downtown! 749 01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:58,480 It does when you forget to put money in your 90 purse! 750 01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:00,520 Oh...! 751 01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:07,840 Oh, my feet will need retreading, and I'm hoarse from saying "Happy New Year" to all the drunks! 752 01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:12,360 - I'm sorry. - Oh... but I had a wonderful time, Dan. 753 01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:15,040 The best night of my life. 754 01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:17,560 So did I, Polly. 755 01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:22,720 Except I didn't dance one dance or get a single New Year's kiss! 756 01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:34,440 Special rule No 4 - "Any employee fraternising with an executive is subject to instant dismissal. 757 01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:37,120 "Signed, John B Merlin." 758 01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:39,880 Miss Parish... 759 01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:42,880 you're fired. 760 01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:59,680 Mr Merlin! 761 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:03,320 You're...rehired. 762 01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:07,920 On second thought...you're fired! 763 01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:31,160 I think I'd better have my...job back...right away! 764 01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:33,680 You're hired! 765 01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:39,560 I...I feel kind of strange! 766 01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:42,200 You know something? 767 01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:44,880 I feel the same way! 768 01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:48,040 # I never felt 769 01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:51,720 # This way before 770 01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:55,880 # I never dreamed 771 01:09:55,880 --> 01:10:00,160 # That this would happen 772 01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:03,840 # A warm caress 773 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:08,320 # From more or less a stranger 774 01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:11,920 # And oh, so suddenly 775 01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:18,120 # You mean oh, so much to me 776 01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:21,080 # I never felt 777 01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:26,440 # I could melt this way before 778 01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:29,040 # Or that a kiss 779 01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:35,440 # Could take my heart for granted 780 01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:38,360 # Night after night 781 01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:44,120 # I've waited and I've wondered Darling, where you are 782 01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:47,880 # And there you are 783 01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:52,440 # What a breathless love affair you are 784 01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:58,600 # I may not know how real Or how unreal 785 01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:01,560 # This may be 786 01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:09,280 # I only know I never felt this way 787 01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:12,400 # Before. # 788 01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:24,760 Goodnight. 789 01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:30,720 - Goodnight. - And "Smorgas", for the start of a perfect new year. 790 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:33,240 Smorgas to you! 791 01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:35,320 Well... 792 01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:37,760 goodnight! 793 01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:40,000 Goodnight. 794 01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:48,200 HE SIGHS 795 01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:07,080 # I never felt 796 01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:12,280 # I could melt this way before 797 01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:14,960 # Or that a kiss 798 01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:21,960 # Could take my heart for granted 799 01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:24,680 # Night after night 800 01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:30,320 # I've waited and I've wondered Darling, where you are 801 01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:34,440 # And there you are 802 01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:38,960 # What a breathless love affair you are 803 01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:45,440 # I may not know how real Or how unreal 804 01:12:45,440 --> 01:12:48,840 # This may be 805 01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:51,600 # I only know 806 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:56,120 # I never felt this way... # 807 01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:58,360 Oh, I'm... 808 01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:11,360 Happy New Year! No... 809 01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:13,880 Smorgas? 810 01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:31,120 Watch our property! 811 01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:34,640 This head is worth more than yours is! 812 01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:39,480 Don't just stand here - back to... 813 01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:47,160 You lost your head! Right, stupid, clean it up! 814 01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:49,600 Hold your breath! 815 01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:55,160 I've said it before and I'll say it again - he is an idiot! 816 01:13:55,160 --> 01:13:58,040 Remember, he is YOUR idiot! 817 01:13:58,040 --> 01:14:03,200 Hiya, gorgeous, did you miss a ball on New Year's Eve! 818 01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:06,720 - A miss is as good as a mile, they say! - Agh! 819 01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:14,000 - That's OK, honey - no hard feelings! I still go for the domestic type! I thought this weekend... - Freddie... 820 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:21,080 You have the lowest mind and the highest hopes. And if you don't stop bothering me, I'll report you. 821 01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:26,400 - Hey, now, wait a minute! - Uh-oh, Dan Merlin! - The number one boy, eh? 822 01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:29,440 We don't want to lose our connections! 823 01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:35,560 - How's the baby? - Fine, thank you! He sleeps on his stomach all the time. - And you? 824 01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:43,000 - Well, not on my stomach...but all the time! - In that case, would you like to go for a drive on Sunday? 825 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:47,560 I'd love to, but your car may be a little cool for the baby. 826 01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:51,440 Yes, I...I suppose it would. 827 01:14:54,960 --> 01:15:00,000 - I'll be in the park Sunday - with all the other mothers. - Oh... 828 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,680 I'll try to get over. 829 01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:05,440 Well... Oh... 830 01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:12,920 - Creely, do you have a personnel problem? - Yes, young Miller. 831 01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:18,040 His carnation has gone to his head! 832 01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:25,080 - If it's OK, I'll put him back in stock. - That's up to Mr Hargraves. He's head of the flower brigade! 833 01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:29,120 Take the controls, Hargraves. Yes, sir! 834 01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:39,560 Good morning, Mr Hargraves! I trust young Dan didn't have anything troublesome on his mind? 835 01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:49,640 Do you follow me? 836 01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:56,520 Miller, we've decided you're an idio...you're inadequate. Report back to the stockroom! 837 01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:58,040 But... 838 01:16:04,400 --> 01:16:11,360 I see you got your flower picked. Put this away until summer, BOY! They can't do this! 839 01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:16,240 I know where the body's buried! So crawl in with it! Grr-r! 840 01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:19,520 I'll talk to Mr Creely. 841 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,880 "Mr John...B..." 842 01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:50,360 HUSKY VOICE: This is for JB Merlin, personally. 843 01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:56,000 Very good, sir. Will you wait for a reply? Wait? Reply? No! No! 844 01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:05,040 - Letter for you, sir. - Where's Mr Dan? - He went for a walk in the park, sir. 845 01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:12,720 "This is to let you know that you're a grandfather." 846 01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:25,320 "This is to let you know that you're a grandfather." Grandfather?! No-o! 847 01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:33,000 "If you don't believe me, ask your son and a girl whose name I shan't mention! Yours truly, a friend." 848 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:35,520 Grandfather! 849 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:38,200 GRANDfather! 850 01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:41,040 Oh... ADAMS! 851 01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:45,920 - ADAMS! - Sir? - What park? - I'm sorry? - What park did Mr Dan go to? 852 01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:51,120 - One downtown, sir. - Downtown is full of parks! - Yes, sir. - Get my hat! - Yes. 853 01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:54,920 Coat! Tie! Vest! Shirt! Overcoat! Scarf! 854 01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:03,400 - There we go! - Hi! - Oh, hello, Dan! - Morning, Johnny! 855 01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:08,240 - HE GURGLES - What does that mean? - Good morning! 856 01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:10,960 Oh...I beg your pardon, John. 857 01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:13,640 Well, thank you! 858 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:22,240 Oh...the news of my raise came through yesterday. Do I deserve two in a row? How can I ever thank you? 859 01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:24,880 Answer number one - yes. 860 01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:32,480 - Answer number two - you needn't try. I had selfish reasons for giving you more pay. - Nothing personal, I hope? 861 01:18:32,480 --> 01:18:37,960 - Well, sort of. Old John Parish here is involved. - I don't understand. 862 01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:41,480 Now you can afford a part-time nurse. Hire Mrs Dugan. 863 01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:46,520 - Johnny won't be on your hands so much. - But I want him on my hands! 864 01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:53,560 - You seem to have come a long way for a girl who wouldn't admit he was yours. - Well, I... 865 01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:57,120 He looks like me! 866 01:18:57,120 --> 01:19:00,760 Doesn't he look like the coffee pot thrower?! 867 01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:08,440 Yes, I... I suppose he looks like him. 868 01:19:08,440 --> 01:19:13,080 - Maybe that'll bring him back. He may want... - No, he won't. 869 01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:19,600 - That baby's mine, Dan, and he'll stay mine. - Yours and the coffee pot thrower's! 870 01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:26,400 We'd better stop this discussion. I'm not experienced enough to take care of TWO babies! 871 01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:33,160 - Well... Nice, bright day! Perfect day for the park! - Mr Merlin! - Dad! 872 01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:38,480 - Polly, this is my father. - How do you do? - How do you do? And who is this? 873 01:19:38,480 --> 01:19:41,400 This is Miss Parish's little boy. 874 01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:46,040 A boy! 875 01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:50,680 Would you mind - if I were careful - 876 01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:54,200 would you let me hold him, just a minute? 877 01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:58,080 Of course, Mr Merlin. 878 01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:01,600 MR MERLIN CHUCKLES 879 01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:04,400 BABY GURGLES 880 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:06,840 I know that chin! 881 01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:11,840 - What's his name? - Uh... 882 01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:13,640 John! 883 01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:16,400 Thanks for that, anyway. 884 01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:22,400 Is there something I can do for you, sir? 885 01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:24,960 Oh, you've done it! 886 01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:31,480 - I wouldn't keep John out much longer. It's chilly. - Dad? You're acting strangely. 887 01:20:31,480 --> 01:20:35,880 - What's the matter? - I will discuss this with you at home. 888 01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:39,000 Good day, uh...MISS Parish. 889 01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:46,880 Oh, no! Excuse me! 890 01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:48,560 Dad! 891 01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:52,480 Dad! Wait a minute! Wait! Wait! 892 01:20:57,680 --> 01:21:00,080 Oh-h-h! 893 01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:05,840 Oh, Johnny! 894 01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:08,480 You trap everybody! 895 01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:14,840 - Look here...! - Now...! 896 01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:17,960 - Morning, sir. - Good morning, Adams. 897 01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:27,360 BOTH TOGETHER: Now...! 898 01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:33,000 - I - do the talking. 20 years I've been waiting. What for? A grandson! 899 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:35,240 But, Dad... 900 01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:38,800 Oh, excuse me, sir. 901 01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:53,400 - Dad... - My grandson needs a decent home! Respectable married parents! - Listen... - Not until you're honest! 902 01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:55,600 Just listen... 903 01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,560 Oh...excuse me, sir. 904 01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:17,640 - Now... - Dan, you're going to marry that girl and bring my grandson into this house! - You haven't any grandson! 905 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:24,000 - Can't you understand? - Do you think I'm in my dotage?! I saw the baby, the girl and you! 906 01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:31,480 And I have other information - a letter! I'd know that baby anywhere. He looks exactly like me! 907 01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:38,400 I don't know if you need a psychiatrist - you may - but you certainly need glasses! 908 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:43,960 Oh, do I? Let me tell you what I'm going to do, with or without glasses. 909 01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:51,040 I'm going to have my grandchild, in spite of you or his mother! Even if I have to go to the Supreme Court! 910 01:22:51,040 --> 01:22:57,600 - You are the stubbornest man I ever saw! - Don't you dare leave without my permission! 911 01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:04,160 Haven't we any spoons in this house?! 912 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:06,760 Oh... Excuse me, sir. 913 01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:11,280 KNOCK ON DOOR 914 01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:13,880 (Just a minute!) 915 01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:19,000 - Hi! - Hi. 916 01:23:20,840 --> 01:23:22,920 Oh... 917 01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:27,760 Don't laugh - the joke may be on you! 918 01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:35,320 - What? - My father wants the baby. He's probably sending for lawyers. - He can't! Johnny belongs to me! 919 01:23:35,320 --> 01:23:40,600 - Then dig up that coffee pot thrower to testify... - I... I can't. 920 01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:43,880 You must take me to see your father! 921 01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:51,720 You don't understand. He's gone off the reservation and he's doing war whoops! ..He wanted me to marry you. 922 01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:57,520 He wanted to set up a ready-made family just so he'd have a grandson. 923 01:23:57,520 --> 01:24:00,000 He's gone crazy! 924 01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:03,720 Well... 925 01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:07,320 he must be... if he thought I'D marry you! 926 01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:11,480 - Oh, Polly...I didn't mean it that way! - Please go! 927 01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:17,080 - I didn't realise how that sounded! - The baby's taking... Please go! 928 01:24:17,080 --> 01:24:19,600 - Polly... - Please! 929 01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:54,800 Mrs Dugan, I'm in terrible trouble! 930 01:24:56,520 --> 01:25:03,640 - I think I'll have to leave town. He's getting lawyers. He's going to take Johnny! - Who, young Mr Merlin? 931 01:25:03,640 --> 01:25:08,040 No, old Mr Merlin. He thinks Johnny's his grandson! 932 01:25:08,040 --> 01:25:11,360 - Ain't he? - No! 933 01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:16,400 You see, that day on my lunch hour, I just happened to be going... 934 01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:20,240 Oh, I wish I could explain, Mrs Dugan, but I... 935 01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:25,400 - Oh... - That's Mike, my sister's son, down from Harvard for the weekend. 936 01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:31,200 Miss Parish is the one with Johnny. ..Harvard - they all look that way! 937 01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:37,680 - Hi. - Hi! - He'll send someone to ask me questions and I won't be able to answer them! 938 01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:45,240 Miss Parish, this situation suggests that if your infant had a father, there would be no need for concern! 939 01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:49,160 - They generally do, you know. - I kn... 940 01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:54,360 Yes...that's right! 941 01:25:54,360 --> 01:25:58,960 Yeah... we just need an old man for Johnny! 942 01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:07,760 No, I'm too young and innocent! Hey, Daddy, where's the cigars? What cigars?! 943 01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:11,000 HE WHISTLES 944 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:14,560 - Miller! I want to talk to you. - Yes, sir? 945 01:26:14,560 --> 01:26:22,160 - You know Miss Parish well, don't you? - Polly? I hardly know her name! - Who's the father of her baby? 946 01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:28,520 - Not me! - Did you ever meet the father? - No, sir. I don't think there is one! 947 01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:33,200 - What?! - I think she got it like... winning a raffle! 948 01:26:33,200 --> 01:26:40,560 - Miller? - Yes, sir? - Would you like your carnation back? - Would I?! - All right, come with me. - Yes, sir. 949 01:26:48,360 --> 01:26:53,400 - We have Mr Wharton on the phone, sir. - Wharton? Hold this. Don't drop it. 950 01:26:55,360 --> 01:27:02,680 - Hello. - Mr and Mrs Clancy are here. - Never heard of them. Throw them out! ..Wharton, where are you? Skiing?! 951 01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:07,960 - A lawyer, your age? - It's about the baby. - I need you here. Something... 952 01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:14,680 MY baby? Well, show them in! ..No, Wharton, I wasn't talking to you. I haven't had a baby! 953 01:27:15,760 --> 01:27:18,360 Please be seated. 954 01:27:23,840 --> 01:27:27,560 Mrs Clancy? I thought you were Miss Parish. 955 01:27:27,560 --> 01:27:35,080 Oh, that's the name I go by at the store. Mr Clancy - Mike - and I have been married for two years. 956 01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:39,560 Y-Yes, sir. Two years. Give or take a few weeks. 957 01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:46,600 - Your son told us there seems to be some misunderstanding about...our baby. - YOUR baby? 958 01:27:46,600 --> 01:27:50,960 Yes, sir. Mrs Clancy is the mother and I, of course... 959 01:27:50,960 --> 01:27:55,400 I hope that clears up any wrong ideas you may have had. 960 01:27:57,360 --> 01:28:01,680 It's as though there had been a death in the family. 961 01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:09,400 Now, then, Dad, here is the father! 962 01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:15,040 Uh, Mr Merlin, my wife - Miss Parish - is a...is...is... 963 01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:20,120 is a very nervous woman, and...and your son told me... 964 01:28:20,120 --> 01:28:24,920 that you...you want to take our son away from us. 965 01:28:24,920 --> 01:28:26,680 Uh... 966 01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:29,400 You scared Miss Parish! 967 01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:36,280 Mr Merlin, just how much, I ask you, are we supposed to give up for the store? 968 01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:39,360 - Hmm? - See him? 969 01:28:39,360 --> 01:28:45,920 That's the father SHE brought round! You two have slipped up - you've got one too many! 970 01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:53,280 - So...you finally showed up? - I was unable to arrive more promptly - I am at university! 971 01:28:53,280 --> 01:29:00,800 - That was charming, running out on her, so you could go to school(!) - Dan, it's all over. The jig is up! 972 01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:04,640 Come here. 973 01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:07,160 You know what this is? 974 01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:13,280 - As an assumption, I'd say a coffee pot! - That's a good assumption from you! 975 01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:18,720 - Ow! - You can't do that! - Who's going to stop me? - You're not impressing me! 976 01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:26,320 - As for you, I'm going to prosecute you for...something! - Mr Merlin, your son made me do it - HE'S the father! 977 01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:30,040 - HE'S the father! - I'm not, I'm a Harvard man! 978 01:29:30,040 --> 01:29:34,960 Wait...I don't care who the father is - I'M the grandfather! 979 01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:39,880 Sir, "Mother" just left. 980 01:29:39,880 --> 01:29:42,920 - Left?! - She'll take the baby! 981 01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:46,200 THEY ALL SHOUT 982 01:29:47,280 --> 01:29:49,880 You're a Harvard man?! 983 01:30:15,720 --> 01:30:23,160 - Which tenant do you want? - You know! - She's gone! - Where's my grandson? - Gone too! - She hasn't had time to go! 984 01:30:23,160 --> 01:30:26,880 - Hasn't had time! - Go ahead - I've got the key! 985 01:30:26,880 --> 01:30:33,680 - Mr Dugan, I must see her. - I'm not going to bandy words with you - where's that child? 986 01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:40,720 - Where is my grandchild? Answer me, woman! I am John B Merlin, chairman of the company! - Mrs Dugan... 987 01:30:40,720 --> 01:30:45,600 I have money, lawyers and a vindictive personality! 988 01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:50,760 - Mrs... - Now I've explained to a woman of limited brains, what do you say? 989 01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:53,360 Where did you get that hat, John?! 990 01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:58,720 BABY GURGLES 991 01:31:01,840 --> 01:31:05,480 Polly? Mrs Dugan, please, she must be... 992 01:31:05,480 --> 01:31:09,240 Hello, darling, coochy-coochy-coochy! 993 01:31:09,240 --> 01:31:14,600 - You're old enough for a grandfather, anyway! - Thank you! ..Coochy-coochy! 994 01:31:21,360 --> 01:31:23,960 Why don't you leave me alone? 995 01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:29,000 - I can't. - Well, you'll have to from now on! Go away! - I can't. 996 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:35,880 You're not going to get Johnny - you, your father or anybody! I love him! He looks like me! 997 01:31:35,880 --> 01:31:41,120 - My father says Johnny looks like HIM. - Let me tell you something... 998 01:31:41,120 --> 01:31:47,320 - I'm listening. - I found Johnny, and finders are keepers! You just try to get him! 999 01:31:47,320 --> 01:31:53,640 - That's the other Merlin. I'm the young one! - Mr Merlin, you can believe it or not. 1000 01:31:53,640 --> 01:32:01,120 I was looking for a job - and Johnny was on the steps of the home... You wouldn't believe it. Nobody does. 1001 01:32:01,120 --> 01:32:03,760 - I do. - Oh, sure you... 1002 01:32:03,760 --> 01:32:08,760 - You do? - Now, I have something to tell YOU. - What? 1003 01:32:08,760 --> 01:32:11,680 I'M the father of that baby. 1004 01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:15,080 You are? 1005 01:32:15,080 --> 01:32:17,120 Dan? 1006 01:32:17,120 --> 01:32:21,160 That's the first true thing you've said all day! 1007 01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:27,240 # Into my life 1008 01:32:27,240 --> 01:32:30,320 # Came a bundle of joy 1009 01:32:31,400 --> 01:32:38,400 # Now the joy of my life Is to share it all with you 1010 01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:43,400 # And what will we find 1011 01:32:43,400 --> 01:32:47,200 # In a bundle of joy? 1012 01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:50,480 # We will find peace of mind 1013 01:32:50,480 --> 01:32:53,480 # And most of our dreams come true 1014 01:32:57,080 --> 01:33:00,480 # There will be smiles 1015 01:33:00,480 --> 01:33:04,320 # Intermingled with tears 1016 01:33:04,320 --> 01:33:11,600 # And those promising years We can both look forward to 1017 01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:16,840 # And so, aren't we 1018 01:33:16,840 --> 01:33:21,120 # A fortunate girl, a fortunate boy? 1019 01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:24,520 # To share a bundle of joy 1020 01:33:24,520 --> 01:33:30,680 # That's wrapped with blessings from above 1021 01:33:30,680 --> 01:33:33,680 # And tied with a ribbon 1022 01:33:33,680 --> 01:33:39,600 # Of everlasting 1023 01:33:39,600 --> 01:33:43,240 # Love! # 1024 01:33:44,305 --> 01:33:50,473 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from SubtitleDB.org 87545