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So bad,
because I love your cock.
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Baby...
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A butterfly!
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Lick me!
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Look how hard I get
just from turning on the camera.
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I want to suck your dick.
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"You'll go no more, lovely butterfly!"
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Such a sweet cunt.
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Come, I want to suck your cock.
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Suck it, my Messalina!
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- Emi, are you sleeping?
- Yes, leave us alone!
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- Take it all in.
- Don't forget to fill my prescription.
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At the pharmacy!
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The little one hasn't sanitised
and she's touching her toys!
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- Send her to bed, it's late.
- Let her play!
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Just go.
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Don't say I didn't tell you!
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I want you to fuck me!
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- Shit, get back up!
- Let me suck it again.
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It will get hard in my cunt.
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Get the fuck in!
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Fuck me, don't play around!
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- Your ass is killing me.
- Like that.
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Harder!
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I love it when you fuck me.
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I adore you!
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I'm your slut!
Harder!
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Fuck me!
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Come inside, shoot it all in!
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BAD LUCK BANGING OR LOONY PORN
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a sketch for a popular film
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"No one understands that the
world is sinking on the ocean of Time"
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"that is so very deep and infested"
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"with those huge crocodiles
called decrepitude and death."
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Part I
One-way street
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I'm done with the
"We will never forget you".
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So arrogant.
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- What else, then?
- No idea.
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How about
"We'll try to never forget you"?
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Or at least "sometimes".
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We had an apprentice last year.
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- That idiot?
- Yes. He took an order.
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A wreath with a ribbon
reading "Rest in peace" on both sides.
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So he wrote on it:
"Rest in peace on both sides"!
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- How much?
- 20 lei.
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Here.
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Thanks.
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Have a good day!
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My Jesus
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Hello.
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- Mrs. Cănuță?
- Yes, she's inside.
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Who's that?
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- Nice mask.
- Thank you.
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- Emi!
- Hello.
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Thank you so much!
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- Freckles!
- Yes, dear.
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- Put these in water.
- Over there.
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Come on in.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Have a seat.
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Right.
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We were never friends.
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The dog was a Secret Service officer.
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A Major, higher in rank than his trainer.
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It made everyone on set laugh.
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- I was afraid to feed him.
- Why?
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He weighed 42 kilos.
I was just a kid.
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She doesn't smell that bad.
She's your grandma!
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- It could be the last time you see her.
- Take off your mask!
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See if she's alright.
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She's throwing up!
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- You clean it!
- Let all the bad stuff out.
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- Good girl.
- I should go.
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No, let's go to the balcony.
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- Freckles, some coffee!
- Sure.
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She smells terrible,
she can't hold it in anymore.
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I almost think she would be better off...
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I wanted to talk about the meeting.
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It's out of my hands.
The parents called the meeting.
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The ladies are served!
Freckled coffee!
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- How sweet.
- Thank you.
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They got meeting-crazy,
despite the social distancing rules.
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- Once they get a stupid idea -
- That's just it.
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The more idiotic an opinion,
the more important it is.
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Tight shoes hurt more than good ones.
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I wanted to -
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- To say the video has been taken down.
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- I didn't upload it.
- I know.
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Can you prove it was uploaded
by the guys at the repair shop?
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The IT people are notorious wankers.
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I knew you wouldn't
expose yourself on the Internet.
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I can't prove it.
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Actually, Eugen uploaded it.
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Eugen? What got into him?
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I gave him hell for it, but...
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Coffee?
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We'll discuss it, see what happens next.
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I think it's good to explain
things to the parents.
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We don't want a scandal or media hubbub.
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Eat my cunt!
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- I think Ladybug is real.
- Bumblebee is even more real!
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- How do you know?
- Anca told me so.
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Bye-bye, Mall!
We'll come again!
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Anca told me so.
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Fuck off!
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Is she asleep yet?
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I told you I have
a parent-teacher meeting.
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I don't know.
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Tell her I'm buying her a toy.
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Eugen will pick her up later.
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Has she eaten?
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Did you keep your mask on?
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I asked you to keep
your mask on around her.
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Spare me.
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Has she watched TV?
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I'll return something.
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- How much is this?
- 5,99 lei.
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Let me see what I can give up.
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Make up your mind,
we're all waiting.
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I paid with meal tickets
and they won't cover it.
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We don't care.
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Hurry up, it's not our fault.
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Is it my fault I'm poor?
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You think I'm happy
when I can't even afford a beer?
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Not all of us are swimming in money.
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Seriously!
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Then stand aside and go boo-hoo
about how poor you are.
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- Let me finish.
- Will you give me my life back?
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Besides, we were six in line,
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and you should open a checkout
if there's more than four.
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And you wear your mask pulled down!
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- Leave her alone!
- Fuck off.
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File a complaint, it's not my fault.
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It's never anyone's fault!
We're all innocent.
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- You're blocking the sidewalk.
- I know.
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Please park somewhere else.
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Five minutes,
I'm waiting for someone.
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So wait off the sidewalk.
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- Or I'll call the police.
- Really?
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Who will you call
if I fuck your mother?
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- I'm being polite.
- I don't want to be polite!
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Suck my cock and write your mum.
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Fuck off before I spit
in your informer mug.
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Go fuck yourself, wanker!
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Suck my dick!
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You can't even afford a car!
Go call the police!
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Fuck your broke ass.
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Zipper repair
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I like it deep
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00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,208
Hello.
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What?
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Wait, there's an ambulance.
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Just a sec, Eugen.
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What?
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It's online again?
You took it down!
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On PornHub again?
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On a blog?
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So someone saved it and reuploaded it?
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What can we do?
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- Let's call the police.
- Fucking jackpot!
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Way to go!
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Did you contact the blogger?
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Let me know if he replies.
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What?
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Is it the whole film?
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All of it? I see.
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I told the headmistress you uploaded it.
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Just so you cover for me
in case someone calls you.
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Bye.
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Vote our team.
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They've been increasing
the Intelligence budget
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and slashing budgets for
Education, Culture, and Health.
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True, Mr. Sergiu.
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00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:56,666
And why won't anyone
make a film about those children?
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- What children?
- The ones in the transplant scandal.
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How can a celebrity do that?
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Cut in front of dying children
on the transplant waiting list?
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Who are we to judge?
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They let children die so they could live!
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Maybe we'd do the same.
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- I, for one, wouldn't.
- You never know.
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When I was little,
in my grandma's village -
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Mask on your muzzle, please!
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A dam broke.
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People were running
from the rushing water.
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No one cared about anyone else.
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That's completely different.
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In the rush of a flood,
you lose your reason.
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A transplant gives you time to think.
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You think anyone told them
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"Here's your kidney,
here's the kid who will die"?
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They got paid and made the appointment.
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"Maestro, come now,
we have a compatible kidney."
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"I'll stop by my church first
to have the priest bless me."
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By Antim.
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A Xanax, please.
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- Prescription?
- I just want one pill.
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I'm in a stressful situation
and I need to calm down.
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I'm not allowed to.
I can give you something plant-based.
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It's scientifically proven
incense combats cancer.
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00:27:28,833 --> 00:27:32,416
And no one got COVID
from the Eucharist spoon.
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It carries no bacteria, it's a mystery.
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Sweet lady!
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- I'm here to fill your sails!
- Leave me alone!
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Please, from a wandering sailor.
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Leave me alone, what's wrong with you?
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Leave me alone!
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00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:28,541
Hello.
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Can't you ask again?
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How did he get the pictures, though?
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So how -
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"Porn Teacher"? Great.
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Do something, they could fire me!
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I wasn't yelling, Eugen.
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I never said it was your fault.
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Don't get paranoid.
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Bye.
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Edgar Lee Masters' Spoon River Anthology!
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- Yes.
- So timely for this pandemic. 15 lei.
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Do you know Charles Reznikoff?
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He has a huge poetry book, Testimony,
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a sort of anthology of
all the horrors of the late...
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...late 19th century.
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Sounds interesting.
Can I see it?
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No, I don't... have it here.
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But if you'd like, we can...
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- Tomorrow...
- No need, thank you.
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- Over a coffee?
- No, thanks.
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I'm on the fucking crossing!
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Fuck off, faggot, I'll run you over!
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It's a pedestrian crossing, twerp!
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- So run me over!
- Fuck off, asshole!
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Listen, man.
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In '87, a worker spread around
800 anti-Communist manifestos.
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Every single one
got reported to the Secret Police.
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"I think it's metabolic,
it's not what she eats."
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"Nonsense," said the doctor.
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"Have you seen pictures
from Yemen or Somalia?"
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"Or of the survivors of
the camps at Auschwitz or Treblinka?"
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"Yes, I saw photos."
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"And did you see any fat people there?"
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- What's that on your t-shirt?
- A kamikaze, a Japanese pilot.
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The ones with the suicide missions.
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The tokkōtai were actually forced into it.
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University students were
forced to become kamikaze.
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The ones in Sciences could get out of it,
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the ones in Humanities
were considered disposable.
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- So I'd be safe with Economy.
- Try Computer Science to be sure.
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Part II
Short dictionary of anecdotes, signs, and wonders
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[23rd of August]
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As Romania ended
its alliance with Nazi Germany
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to join the Allies on August 23rd 1944,
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a newspaper prepared two issues.
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The headline of one read
"Long live Stalin!"
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The other one, "Long live Hitler!"
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[Aboriginies]
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00:36:47,416 --> 00:36:51,541
Persons of little worth who burden
the soil of newly discovered countries.
258
00:36:52,583 --> 00:36:56,041
They soon cease to burden;
259
00:36:56,458 --> 00:37:00,500
they fertilize.
260
00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:05,666
[Truth]
261
00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:09,791
truth itself
stepped / among men,
262
00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:13,333
right into the / metaphor-flurry
263
00:37:16,125 --> 00:37:19,083
[Military]
264
00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:25,041
The Romanian Military was one of
the means of repression against civilians:
265
00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:28,791
in the 1848 Revolution,
the 1907 Peasants' Revolt,
266
00:37:29,291 --> 00:37:32,750
ethnic and political persecution
after World War I,
267
00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:36,916
the extermination of Roma and Jews
during World War II,
268
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:41,083
and the shooting of
the first revolutionaries in 1989.
269
00:37:43,708 --> 00:37:46,708
[Blonde jokes]
270
00:37:47,375 --> 00:37:50,833
E.g.: A nudist blonde
is surprised by a bull.
271
00:37:58,666 --> 00:38:00,583
After a while, she grows tired and says:
272
00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:04,375
I'd rather have a calf
than a heart attack.
273
00:38:04,375 --> 00:38:06,000
[Money]
274
00:38:06,291 --> 00:38:08,083
Money, bitch!
275
00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:11,458
[Bookshelf]
276
00:38:11,875 --> 00:38:17,833
Out of the libraries
Emerge the butchers
277
00:38:21,291 --> 00:38:24,291
[The Romanian Orthodox Church]
278
00:38:24,583 --> 00:38:27,291
Close to all dictatorships,
279
00:38:27,750 --> 00:38:31,333
the Church is one of
the most trusted institutions.
280
00:38:31,791 --> 00:38:36,416
In 1989, when revolutionaries
sought shelter from Army bullets,
281
00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:40,291
the Cathedral kept its doors closed.
282
00:38:41,916 --> 00:38:46,291
O Holy Fascist Youth,Hearts of steel, souls like lilies,
283
00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:54,375
Unstoppable spring rush,Eyes like Carpathian lakes.
284
00:38:54,791 --> 00:39:02,375
Our arms fiercely raise ever higherCornerstones for eternal altars,
285
00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:10,333
Made of stone, sea and fireAnd the blood of our Dacian ancestors.
286
00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:17,041
The Guard and the Captainturn us into iron hawks,
287
00:39:18,625 --> 00:39:23,875
The Guard, the Captain,and the Divine Archangel.
288
00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:29,416
[House of the People]
289
00:40:10,291 --> 00:40:13,291
[Ceaușescu]
290
00:40:14,041 --> 00:40:19,250
Dictator of Romania since 1965,
executed in the 1989 Revolution.
291
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:23,125
Back in 5 minutes
292
00:40:25,041 --> 00:40:28,583
[Cinema]
293
00:40:29,041 --> 00:40:33,833
We have learned in school
the story of the Gorgon Medusa
294
00:40:34,250 --> 00:40:38,250
whose face was so horrible
that the sheer sight of it
295
00:40:38,416 --> 00:40:40,583
turned man and beasts into stone.
296
00:40:42,083 --> 00:40:46,166
When Athena instigated Perseus
to slay the monster,
297
00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:49,291
she warned him
never to look at its face
298
00:40:49,375 --> 00:40:52,583
but only at its mirror reflection
in the polished shield.
299
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,916
Following her advice
Perseus cut off Medusa's head.
300
00:40:59,083 --> 00:41:02,500
The moral is that we do not,
and cannot, see actual horrors
301
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,125
because they paralyze us
with blinding fear;
302
00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:09,500
and that we shall know what they look like
303
00:41:09,833 --> 00:41:12,791
only by watching images
which reproduce their appearance.
304
00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:18,833
The cinema screen is
Athena's polished shield.
305
00:41:24,083 --> 00:41:27,458
[Competition]
306
00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:32,208
The Shah of Persia, visiting England,
declined the invitation to a horse race
307
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:37,791
saying he knew very well
that one horse runs faster than another.
308
00:41:39,083 --> 00:41:42,083
[Children]
309
00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:48,458
Political prisoners of their parents.
310
00:41:50,333 --> 00:41:56,791
...And let us go to war, children!
311
00:42:30,791 --> 00:42:33,791
[Kitchen]
312
00:42:34,416 --> 00:42:39,541
As in "Women belong in the kitchen".
313
00:42:41,791 --> 00:42:44,833
[Christmas]
314
00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:49,333
The Einsatzkommando IIB,
located in Simferopol, Russia,
315
00:42:49,791 --> 00:42:54,000
is ordered to kill 3.000
Jews and Roma before Christmas.
316
00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:58,333
The order is executed with great speed,
317
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:04,583
to allow the troops to celebrate Christ's birth.
318
00:43:08,041 --> 00:43:13,125
[Culture]
319
00:43:14,541 --> 00:43:17,875
A citizen:
"Shame on you! You call this culture?"
320
00:43:18,208 --> 00:43:21,250
"No wonder
the education system is a mess."
321
00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:25,083
"Out of taxpayers' money?!"
322
00:43:25,541 --> 00:43:29,833
"Degenerates!"
323
00:43:33,166 --> 00:43:34,916
[Luxury]
324
00:43:35,208 --> 00:43:39,916
Is this natural?
I hope you don't sell fakes.
325
00:43:40,125 --> 00:43:43,083
Natural, of course. Arctic fox.
326
00:43:44,166 --> 00:43:46,791
[Teeth]
327
00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:53,333
A Romanian worker in Italy extracted
two of his own teeth as he couldn't afford the dentist
328
00:43:53,791 --> 00:43:57,375
and died of blood poisoning.
329
00:43:58,208 --> 00:44:01,916
[Social distancing]
330
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:06,125
During the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic:
1,5 metres.
331
00:44:10,125 --> 00:44:12,625
Doing the Crisis Dance!
332
00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:15,750
State of Emergency!
333
00:44:26,166 --> 00:44:28,041
Keep your distance!
334
00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:30,041
[Efficiency]
335
00:44:30,291 --> 00:44:33,666
Funeral Home
336
00:44:37,416 --> 00:44:41,208
Emergency Hospital
337
00:44:43,041 --> 00:44:46,250
[Eminescu]
338
00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:49,125
Our national poet, the unmatched poet,
339
00:44:49,416 --> 00:44:52,583
our Morning Star,
the complete man of Romanian culture,
340
00:44:52,833 --> 00:44:55,583
the last great Romantic,
our better conscience,
341
00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:58,875
the absolute Romanian,
a lyrical summation of voivodes.
342
00:45:02,625 --> 00:45:05,000
[Family]
343
00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:12,416
6 in 10 Romanian children
are subject to family violence.
344
00:45:14,833 --> 00:45:17,791
[Page 5 Girl]
345
00:45:18,041 --> 00:45:22,083
A popular daily used to
publish photos with this title.
346
00:45:33,333 --> 00:45:36,916
[Fiction]
347
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:41,916
I prefer, where truth is important,
to write fiction.
348
00:45:44,416 --> 00:45:48,291
[Folklore]
349
00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:54,583
"Testimonies of a people's imbecility"
is how Caragiale defined folklore.
350
00:45:54,750 --> 00:45:58,416
Housewivesmake homes thrive
351
00:45:59,666 --> 00:46:03,916
[Tastes]
352
00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:12,750
[Global warming]
353
00:46:22,375 --> 00:46:24,375
Look at that!
354
00:46:24,583 --> 00:46:27,125
It's coming from Păuleasca!
355
00:46:30,375 --> 00:46:32,291
Waves!
356
00:46:32,416 --> 00:46:35,208
[Unconscious]
357
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,250
Psychoanalysis in Germany.
358
00:46:38,791 --> 00:46:41,500
An elderly gentleman
cannot move his right arm.
359
00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:44,833
No physical infirmity shows in the tests.
360
00:46:45,291 --> 00:46:49,541
The therapy is going nowhere.
361
00:46:50,166 --> 00:46:53,041
Confused, the psychoanalyst
has a great idea:
362
00:46:53,291 --> 00:46:55,666
He cries out "Heil Hitler!"
363
00:46:56,333 --> 00:47:00,708
The man's right arm shoots out
in a perfect Nazi salute.
364
00:47:03,291 --> 00:47:06,541
[Intellectual]
Illiterate bitch, let intellectuals speak!
365
00:47:07,375 --> 00:47:09,500
Take notes!
366
00:47:09,833 --> 00:47:12,958
[Intimacy]
367
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:18,375
The Neuralink company will test
368
00:47:18,875 --> 00:47:23,500
a mind-reading
brain implant on humans.
369
00:47:24,291 --> 00:47:27,125
[History]
370
00:47:27,750 --> 00:47:31,666
History and life,
unlike novels and stories,
371
00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:39,666
do not teach a lesson of superficial joie de vivre,
even to the happily constituted spirit and senses.
372
00:47:40,708 --> 00:47:45,791
The contemplation of history is more likely to inspire,
if not contempt for humanity,
373
00:47:46,375 --> 00:47:50,875
then a sombre vision of the world.
374
00:47:59,250 --> 00:48:02,250
[Jesus]
375
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:06,333
"Jesus was not merely the son of God,"
376
00:48:06,666 --> 00:48:10,583
"he also came from a good family
- on his mother's side,"
377
00:48:11,166 --> 00:48:15,416
said Monsignor de Quelen.
378
00:48:15,541 --> 00:48:19,166
[Love]
379
00:48:19,375 --> 00:48:24,541
"I find it ridiculous for an intelligent man
to suffer for such a woman,"
380
00:48:25,375 --> 00:48:30,250
"who, apart from being uninteresting,
is reportedly quite stupid,"
381
00:48:31,083 --> 00:48:34,250
she added, with the wisdom
of those not in love,
382
00:48:34,875 --> 00:48:42,166
who think intelligent men should
only suffer for women worth their while.
383
00:48:42,916 --> 00:48:49,916
It is like being surprised you suffer from
cholera, though its bacterium is so tiny.
384
00:48:52,625 --> 00:48:56,750
[Justification]
Pig was given to us for food.
385
00:48:56,916 --> 00:49:00,500
Everything has a God-given purpose.
386
00:49:01,041 --> 00:49:03,583
And pig is meant for us to eat.
387
00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:05,583
- You understand, dear?
- Yes.
388
00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:08,791
[Mathematics]
389
00:49:09,375 --> 00:49:14,625
Mathematics is the consequence of what there would be
390
00:49:15,375 --> 00:49:19,750
if there could be anything at all.
391
00:49:22,208 --> 00:49:26,208
[Metaphor]
392
00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:35,541
[Montage]
393
00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:52,041
[Blowjob]
394
00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:56,666
Most looked-up word
in the Online Dictionary.
395
00:49:57,125 --> 00:50:00,666
The second is "empathy".
396
00:50:00,916 --> 00:50:03,583
Nature
397
00:50:04,458 --> 00:50:07,541
Alexandre Blok,
journal entry, April 15 1912:
398
00:50:08,375 --> 00:50:12,500
"Yesterday, I took great joy
in the wreck of the Titanic:"
399
00:50:13,583 --> 00:50:17,291
"So there is still an Ocean."
400
00:50:26,916 --> 00:50:28,708
[Footnote]
401
00:50:29,250 --> 00:50:35,750
A splendid idea:
a woman's true beauty lies in her man.
402
00:50:36,458 --> 00:50:38,791
[City]
403
00:50:39,791 --> 00:50:43,333
The artist seeks eternal truth,
ignoring the eternity around him.
404
00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:49,250
He admires a Babylonian temple column
and scorns the factory chimney.
405
00:50:50,166 --> 00:50:53,166
How are their lines any different?
406
00:50:54,416 --> 00:50:59,500
When the era of coal-powered industry is over,
we will admire the remnants of chimneys
407
00:51:00,208 --> 00:51:05,500
as today we admire
the remains of temple columns.
408
00:51:07,166 --> 00:51:11,125
To walk out your front door
as if you've just arrived from far away;
409
00:51:11,791 --> 00:51:15,791
to discover the world in which
you already live;
410
00:51:16,208 --> 00:51:20,750
to begin the day as if
you've just gotten off the boat from Singapore
411
00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:26,625
and have never seen your own doormat.
412
00:51:29,083 --> 00:51:30,333
[Patriotism]
413
00:51:30,416 --> 00:51:36,000
A lady, fined in Vienna for
beating her poor Gypsy maid,
414
00:51:36,416 --> 00:51:39,083
immediately upon returning to Romania,
415
00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:43,500
saluted her homeland by applying
two slaps to poor Oprica, saying:
416
00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:51,416
"O country of freedom,
where I can beat people when I so wish!"
417
00:51:53,375 --> 00:51:58,916
[Penguin]
I'm the Penguin, I wanna push it to you!
418
00:51:59,208 --> 00:52:01,500
This dance is perverse, everyone knows,
419
00:52:01,875 --> 00:52:04,875
Just an excuse for me
To touch the lady.
420
00:52:05,125 --> 00:52:09,791
Look at that damn slut,
I know you want me to push it to you.
421
00:52:10,625 --> 00:52:15,416
You got no teeth and no style,
But you want me to push it to you.
422
00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:19,416
[Cunt]
A synecdoche, in expressions such as:
423
00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:22,041
"stupid cunt".
424
00:52:24,125 --> 00:52:27,666
[Political]
425
00:52:28,458 --> 00:52:32,291
H. Broch states political indifference
is closely related to moral decay,
426
00:52:33,208 --> 00:52:37,791
in that people who are
politically innocent are morally suspect,
427
00:52:38,708 --> 00:52:43,666
and that the Germans never felt
responsible for Hitler's coming to power,
428
00:52:44,625 --> 00:52:47,166
because they saw themselves as apolitical.
429
00:52:50,916 --> 00:52:56,041
[Pornography]
430
00:52:56,041 --> 00:53:00,708
Parrhasios is considered
the creator of pornographia, around 410 BC.
431
00:53:01,166 --> 00:53:04,708
Literally, pornographia means
"portrait of a prostitute".
432
00:53:05,125 --> 00:53:09,875
Parrhasios was in love with a prostitute,
Theodotea, and painted her naked.
433
00:53:12,791 --> 00:53:14,250
[Close-up]
434
00:53:15,291 --> 00:53:18,500
When Pasolini made
The Gospel According to St. Matthew,
435
00:53:19,083 --> 00:53:22,291
he declared that
for the roles of priests and Pharisees
436
00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:25,166
he picked
"slow-witted, Fascist-like faces"
437
00:53:26,041 --> 00:53:31,500
They were actually members
of the Communist Party or labour unions.
438
00:53:34,875 --> 00:53:38,791
[Gaze]
439
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,541
[Cock]
440
00:53:51,541 --> 00:53:55,750
We have embodied the historical
structures of the masculine order
441
00:53:56,291 --> 00:54:00,083
in the form of unconscious schemes
of perception and appreciation.
442
00:54:00,208 --> 00:54:02,416
[Fist]
443
00:54:04,041 --> 00:54:09,000
If our Lord had possessed
a couple of fists like yours,
444
00:54:10,041 --> 00:54:15,000
He would never have died on the cross.
445
00:54:17,333 --> 00:54:20,333
[Power]
446
00:54:24,041 --> 00:54:28,541
[Racism]
A bus driver, formerly a policeman,
447
00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:32,583
refuses taking a Roma woman
because of her ethnicity.
448
00:54:37,125 --> 00:54:40,583
[War]
449
00:54:40,833 --> 00:54:43,625
War Magazine
450
00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:56,916
[Realism]
451
00:54:58,875 --> 00:55:02,625
Isaac Babel imagined
452
00:55:03,666 --> 00:55:09,000
an International of Good Men.
453
00:55:11,333 --> 00:55:12,708
[Respect]
454
00:55:12,875 --> 00:55:15,666
A Chief of Police has stated
455
00:55:16,083 --> 00:55:20,708
that women beaten by their husbands
shouldn't call the police at night,
456
00:55:21,916 --> 00:55:26,875
but wait until morning.
457
00:55:29,041 --> 00:55:31,708
[French Revolution]
458
00:55:39,791 --> 00:55:47,541
[Romanian Revolution]
459
00:55:53,416 --> 00:55:55,708
[Robot]
460
00:55:56,375 --> 00:56:00,125
An officer who fought in the Middle East
461
00:56:00,416 --> 00:56:02,750
is concerned that robotic warfare
462
00:56:03,416 --> 00:56:09,083
will remove human empathy
from armed conflict.
463
00:56:22,750 --> 00:56:24,166
[Ruin]
464
00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:27,500
A good building always makes
465
00:56:28,208 --> 00:56:31,541
a beautiful ruin.
466
00:56:34,041 --> 00:56:38,750
[Salary]
467
00:56:43,125 --> 00:56:49,083
Either you go home at 4:10
without your salaries,
468
00:56:52,916 --> 00:56:57,500
or you wait until 6 -
469
00:57:08,791 --> 00:57:10,916
He says it for the last time.
470
00:57:14,291 --> 00:57:16,833
He's had enough of your reactions.
471
00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:24,416
He won't take that from you.
472
00:57:26,291 --> 00:57:28,500
If you don't like that, leave.
473
00:57:30,291 --> 00:57:32,166
We're not animals!
474
00:57:34,208 --> 00:57:36,458
You're the one who booed!
475
00:57:40,125 --> 00:57:41,625
I didn't boo.
476
00:57:46,208 --> 00:57:49,416
He invites you to leave.
477
00:57:51,083 --> 00:57:53,166
[Change]
478
00:57:54,083 --> 00:57:57,833
An American accused
of killing his two flatmates
479
00:57:58,291 --> 00:58:02,458
told the police he had
shared their Neo-Nazi views
480
00:58:04,291 --> 00:58:08,375
before converting to Islam.
481
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:13,625
Then he killed them
for disrespecting his faith.
482
00:58:17,916 --> 00:58:21,833
[Selfie]
483
00:58:25,625 --> 00:58:29,125
[Feeling]
484
00:58:29,291 --> 00:58:34,208
Why this certainty that the heart
is ethically superior to the brain?
485
00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:39,416
Are not vile acts committed as often
with the heart's help as without it?
486
00:58:40,208 --> 00:58:45,125
Will we ever be done with
this imbecile sentimental Inquisition,
487
00:58:45,791 --> 00:58:49,916
the heart's Reign of Terror?
488
00:58:54,250 --> 00:58:57,166
[School play]
Lord, hear my prayer!
489
00:58:57,416 --> 00:58:59,458
I bow to you!
490
00:58:59,625 --> 00:59:02,666
Give me strength,
I will now come to You.
491
00:59:06,208 --> 00:59:08,166
[Sidewalk]
492
00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:12,750
The pedestrians' sidewalk
goes along the roadway.
493
00:59:14,416 --> 00:59:20,416
Thus, city dwellers
constantly have before their eyes
494
00:59:20,875 --> 00:59:24,250
the picture of their competitor,
overtaking them in a car.
495
00:59:24,708 --> 00:59:31,458
Sidewalks were created in the interest
of those with carriages or horses.
496
00:59:35,250 --> 00:59:38,250
[Vanity]
497
00:59:38,666 --> 00:59:43,416
Someone published a 1.500-page book:
498
00:59:44,041 --> 00:59:47,416
his correspondence with
Einstein and Pope Pius XII.
499
00:59:47,916 --> 00:59:51,083
It only contains his letters to the two,
500
00:59:51,541 --> 00:59:54,541
since neither ever wrote back.
501
00:59:58,208 --> 01:00:01,666
[Live cam]
502
01:00:18,291 --> 01:00:20,375
[Future]
503
01:00:20,750 --> 01:00:24,250
99% of all the species that ever lived
504
01:00:25,583 --> 01:00:30,208
are now extinct.
505
01:00:34,875 --> 01:00:36,333
[Rape]
506
01:00:37,458 --> 01:00:42,750
55% of responders say
rape is justified in certain situations,
507
01:00:43,666 --> 01:00:47,083
such as under the influence
of alcohol or drugs,
508
01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:50,833
if the victim dresses provocatively,
509
01:00:51,375 --> 01:00:56,666
or if they agreed
to come to someone's home.
510
01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:01,000
[Sale and purchase]
511
01:01:01,291 --> 01:01:03,750
The man who buys and sells reveals
512
01:01:03,875 --> 01:01:07,833
something about himself
more direct and less composed
513
01:01:08,291 --> 01:01:13,291
than the man who discourses and battles.
514
01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:28,750
Christ is risen from the dead...
515
01:01:31,166 --> 01:01:33,041
[Zen]
516
01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:37,791
A true poet must be
at the same time tragical and comical;
517
01:01:38,875 --> 01:01:45,333
human life must be seen
as both tragedy and comedy.
518
01:02:00,791 --> 01:02:14,666
Part III
Praxis and innuendos (sitcom)
519
01:02:20,875 --> 01:02:22,583
Magnum.
520
01:02:24,750 --> 01:02:26,458
35.
521
01:02:26,666 --> 01:02:28,458
A lizard!
522
01:02:28,750 --> 01:02:30,875
I should be resuscitating you.
523
01:02:31,458 --> 01:02:33,041
Fingerprint!
524
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,333
Suck all of us!
525
01:03:06,583 --> 01:03:08,541
- Good evening, Emi.
- Hello.
526
01:03:08,791 --> 01:03:10,541
Please sanitise.
527
01:03:15,791 --> 01:03:17,791
Please take the teacher's desk.
528
01:03:18,041 --> 01:03:20,750
No!
She no longer has the right!
529
01:03:20,916 --> 01:03:23,583
She defiles this school!
530
01:03:23,791 --> 01:03:26,750
The nerve on her,
standing there so nonchalantly!
531
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,208
Please!
532
01:03:28,750 --> 01:03:33,125
We have agreed
to have a calm, rational conversation.
533
01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:36,333
- Please, sit.
- But...
534
01:03:37,083 --> 01:03:38,333
Right.
535
01:03:38,458 --> 01:03:41,875
We have gathered here,
despite the pandemic,
536
01:03:42,208 --> 01:03:46,333
in our ospedale degli innocenti,
as we call it,
537
01:03:46,583 --> 01:03:53,208
because you wanted to discuss
a situation unusual for our prestigious school.
538
01:03:54,833 --> 01:03:56,750
I hope we reach an agreement.
539
01:03:59,333 --> 01:04:04,458
Mrs. Emilia Cilibiu is, as we know,
a teacher who has yielded great results,
540
01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:07,500
sending pupils to History competitions.
541
01:04:07,625 --> 01:04:10,291
It would be regrettable -
542
01:04:10,458 --> 01:04:12,041
Mrs. Cănuță, if I may!
543
01:04:13,041 --> 01:04:18,208
I have my tablet.
Let's all see the video.
544
01:04:18,666 --> 01:04:21,750
So that everyone knows
what we're talking about.
545
01:04:22,166 --> 01:04:26,083
- And take informed decisions.
- But it's gone from PornHub.
546
01:04:26,333 --> 01:04:30,208
I have it downloaded.
I figured they'd pull it down.
547
01:04:30,416 --> 01:04:33,458
We all know what this is about.
548
01:04:33,666 --> 01:04:37,250
I couldn't watch it,
I was on shift.
549
01:04:43,458 --> 01:04:45,333
Such a nice kitty.
550
01:04:50,291 --> 01:04:51,541
Baby...
551
01:04:53,750 --> 01:04:55,541
I want to suck your cock.
552
01:04:56,791 --> 01:04:59,432
So bad, I love your cock.
553
01:04:59,541 --> 01:05:02,265
Keep social distancing!
554
01:05:02,708 --> 01:05:05,833
What, like they're keeping it?
555
01:05:09,166 --> 01:05:10,791
A butterfly.
556
01:05:16,041 --> 01:05:17,791
Lick me.
557
01:05:25,041 --> 01:05:28,500
Look how hard I getjust from turning on the camera.
558
01:05:30,416 --> 01:05:31,750
I want to suck your dick.
559
01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:34,083
Phones off during the screening!
560
01:05:40,083 --> 01:05:43,750
"You'll go no more, lovely butterfly!"
561
01:05:47,416 --> 01:05:49,208
Such a sweet cunt.
562
01:05:53,166 --> 01:05:55,375
Come, I want to suck your cock.
563
01:05:58,250 --> 01:06:01,375
- An oral exam!
- "Oral B, no cavities!"
564
01:06:07,291 --> 01:06:08,833
Mr. Otopeanu!
565
01:06:09,125 --> 01:06:10,833
Your mask, please.
566
01:06:11,041 --> 01:06:13,458
The muzzle of slaves!
What do you want?
567
01:06:13,625 --> 01:06:15,458
Shove off!
568
01:06:15,916 --> 01:06:21,458
We're letting a dirty Arab
enslave us with his pandemic dictatorship
569
01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:24,625
and inject fear in the man of today.
570
01:06:24,791 --> 01:06:25,916
Sheeple!
571
01:06:26,166 --> 01:06:27,500
Mr. Otopeanu is right!
572
01:06:27,625 --> 01:06:31,666
We lived under Communism,
we know what dictatorship is.
573
01:06:31,791 --> 01:06:33,291
True.
574
01:06:35,166 --> 01:06:37,791
God, I can't watch!
575
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:40,416
I'm about to throw up!
576
01:06:41,083 --> 01:06:42,625
Please stop.
577
01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:46,833
No, we must see this to the happy end.
It's revolting!
578
01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:51,333
- Shit, get back up!- Let me suck it again.
579
01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:54,250
It will get hard in my cunt.
580
01:06:54,500 --> 01:06:57,250
- Captain, you're missing the climax!
- I'm watching.
581
01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:03,041
Between pain and amen!
582
01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:07,666
Fuck me, don't play around!
583
01:07:08,250 --> 01:07:11,166
- Your ass is killing me.- Like that.
584
01:07:15,666 --> 01:07:17,375
Harder!
585
01:07:18,666 --> 01:07:20,583
I love it when you fuck me.
586
01:07:22,208 --> 01:07:24,125
I adore you.
587
01:07:24,833 --> 01:07:27,291
I'm your slut! Harder!
588
01:07:29,291 --> 01:07:31,083
I want you to fuck me.
589
01:07:36,625 --> 01:07:39,083
Shoot it all in!
590
01:07:50,625 --> 01:07:52,875
He'll have to sit that exam again.
591
01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:58,375
Emi, anything to say about this film?
592
01:07:59,166 --> 01:08:01,250
I didn't upload it.
593
01:08:01,708 --> 01:08:03,333
Who, then?
594
01:08:04,416 --> 01:08:05,750
I don't know.
595
01:08:05,916 --> 01:08:09,541
My husband took the computer
to a repair shop.
596
01:08:10,083 --> 01:08:11,583
I didn't know.
597
01:08:11,750 --> 01:08:15,208
- It doesn't matter who uploaded it.
- What's done is done.
598
01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:18,583
Do you have any comments?
599
01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:24,458
No. This is private and it was
on a specialised website, Golden Gate.
600
01:08:24,583 --> 01:08:30,000
- An adult-only website.
- This is not private, Mrs. Cilibiu.
601
01:08:30,208 --> 01:08:33,833
It affects our children's life
and mental and emotional health!
602
01:08:35,166 --> 01:08:39,208
If you destroy them,
it's not about you, it's about them.
603
01:08:39,791 --> 01:08:41,625
My Alesia told me:
604
01:08:42,625 --> 01:08:48,000
"I saw our teacher on the boys' phone,
doing naughty things with a gentleman!"
605
01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:51,625
- Lovely girl!
- I was petrified.
606
01:08:51,833 --> 01:08:56,208
The whole class, all 30 children,
607
01:08:56,666 --> 01:09:00,500
saw what you do in your private life.
608
01:09:02,041 --> 01:09:04,625
- This isn't private.
- Yes it is.
609
01:09:04,875 --> 01:09:06,791
Showing us her privates!
610
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:10,250
Alesia said
she never wants to get married.
611
01:09:10,708 --> 01:09:13,750
- What if she's traumatised?
- Please, she's a child.
612
01:09:13,875 --> 01:09:15,500
Exactly!
613
01:09:16,041 --> 01:09:20,250
That's what I'm saying.
She's just a child!
614
01:09:20,791 --> 01:09:24,791
Children should be protected from horrors.
615
01:09:25,125 --> 01:09:28,083
Freud says they're
polymorphously perverse.
616
01:09:28,250 --> 01:09:31,875
You should be more careful
about what sites they visit.
617
01:09:32,125 --> 01:09:35,666
That is a specialised, adult-only website.
618
01:09:36,625 --> 01:09:39,375
The slut is getting cheeky!
619
01:09:40,625 --> 01:09:43,666
Don't you tell us
what our children should do.
620
01:09:44,708 --> 01:09:48,250
- That's not what this is about.
- Yes it is.
621
01:09:48,708 --> 01:09:52,416
Because my private life is my own.
622
01:09:52,625 --> 01:09:55,041
- You can -
- Emi!
623
01:09:57,625 --> 01:10:02,833
You see, when you put such
audio-visual products on the Internet...
624
01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:06,916
It's clearly stated in
the Teaching Personnel Statutes
625
01:10:07,291 --> 01:10:11,916
"a teacher's moral conduit
must be beyond reproach", or else...
626
01:10:14,083 --> 01:10:16,416
That's why we've agreed to meet
627
01:10:16,791 --> 01:10:21,333
and see if we need
to convoke a commission -
628
01:10:21,541 --> 01:10:23,333
Why are you filming me?
629
01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:27,541
- The Headmistress asked me.
- It's for us.
630
01:10:27,833 --> 01:10:30,750
As evidence, in case
someone misremembers things.
631
01:10:31,208 --> 01:10:34,041
Don't worry,
it won't end up on the Internet.
632
01:10:36,166 --> 01:10:37,416
Right.
633
01:10:39,416 --> 01:10:41,916
We were discussing your moral conduct.
634
01:10:42,625 --> 01:10:45,750
What's wrong with it?
635
01:10:46,125 --> 01:10:48,083
Can't I make love to my husband?
636
01:10:48,291 --> 01:10:49,791
Preliminary question!
637
01:10:50,041 --> 01:10:52,000
Isn't he a lover?
638
01:10:52,125 --> 01:10:56,041
Some hoodlum, or a pupil?
We've seen such depraved cases.
639
01:10:57,625 --> 01:10:59,666
Her husband is fat.
640
01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:04,125
I know Mr. Cilibiu,
he looks... chubbier.
641
01:11:04,375 --> 01:11:08,625
That is my husband!
I won't answer such low innuendos.
642
01:11:09,083 --> 01:11:10,750
Maybe he lost weight.
643
01:11:11,083 --> 01:11:14,250
Emi, we wouldn't
pry into your love life,
644
01:11:14,375 --> 01:11:18,000
but if you post this online
where pupils can see it...
645
01:11:18,250 --> 01:11:25,000
Pupils are not allowed on adult websites.
Parents are legally responsible for that.
646
01:11:25,916 --> 01:11:28,333
They saw it in school, Madam!
647
01:11:28,625 --> 01:11:31,500
Not at home!
Here, in school!
648
01:11:31,750 --> 01:11:34,333
At home we don't watch
porn or tabloid TV.
649
01:11:34,666 --> 01:11:36,583
Not during my class.
650
01:11:36,875 --> 01:11:40,000
And not on my phone,
on a pupil's phone.
651
01:11:40,458 --> 01:11:42,625
- A phone you bought.
- True!
652
01:11:42,750 --> 01:11:44,583
I didn't buy them iPhones.
653
01:11:44,666 --> 01:11:47,500
I even asked the Headmistress here.
654
01:11:48,625 --> 01:11:51,291
If my Andromeda steps out of line,
655
01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:55,333
make her mop the school corridors.
656
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:58,541
She told me that's not legal.
657
01:11:58,750 --> 01:12:01,125
Teachers have no rights anymore!
658
01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:03,125
Anyway.
659
01:12:04,375 --> 01:12:11,000
Emi, try as we might,
children can still access cyberspace.
660
01:12:11,875 --> 01:12:15,541
And with this pandemic
and all the online classes...
661
01:12:15,791 --> 01:12:19,916
That's why I think our Internet presence
is very important.
662
01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:24,291
And what's wrong with mine?
663
01:12:25,833 --> 01:12:27,708
It's indecent, Emi.
664
01:12:30,916 --> 01:12:36,416
There's nothing indecent in
a woman making love to her man.
665
01:12:36,541 --> 01:12:39,458
Or her husband by law,
or anyone she wants,
666
01:12:39,583 --> 01:12:43,541
as long as they're of age
and able to express consent.
667
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,500
Eugen Cilibiu is my husband.
668
01:12:46,625 --> 01:12:50,583
We were even religiously married.
669
01:12:53,125 --> 01:12:56,875
There's nothing indecent about
filming what I do with him.
670
01:12:57,583 --> 01:13:01,208
If that's "making love",
I'm Romeo Fantastik!
671
01:13:02,250 --> 01:13:04,208
Or Milli Vanilli!
672
01:13:04,375 --> 01:13:09,708
- What is it, then, Mr. Otopeanu?
- Just what you called it in that clip.
673
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,916
- Which is?
- Don't provoke me.
674
01:13:13,166 --> 01:13:15,625
Why not?
You've made an accusation.
675
01:13:15,875 --> 01:13:18,083
Say it to the end.
676
01:13:18,875 --> 01:13:20,625
- You really want me to?
- Please.
677
01:13:20,708 --> 01:13:24,666
If you have anything to say
and you're a real man.
678
01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:27,750
Cowardly insinuations won't help here.
679
01:13:29,458 --> 01:13:34,208
It's called cocksucking, Teacher!
Not lovemaking.
680
01:13:34,875 --> 01:13:38,166
- Or blowjob!
- Yes, Mr. Rostogan.
681
01:13:38,333 --> 01:13:41,166
Please, Mr. Otopeanu, Mr. Rostogan!
682
01:13:41,875 --> 01:13:44,916
She asked for it.
She even insisted.
683
01:13:45,291 --> 01:13:48,833
Cocksucking. Blowjob.
That's what whores do.
684
01:13:49,333 --> 01:13:54,000
Why should that ruin
my daughter's innocence?
685
01:13:54,291 --> 01:13:56,583
From a teacher, no less!
686
01:13:56,708 --> 01:14:00,458
Who should teach her
history is our nation's treasure
687
01:14:00,583 --> 01:14:05,750
and tell her about Stephen the Great,
Michael the Brave, Eminescu!
688
01:14:06,291 --> 01:14:07,791
First:
689
01:14:07,916 --> 01:14:12,458
Fellatio isn't "what whores do".
It's a part of normal sex life.
690
01:14:13,833 --> 01:14:15,625
I'm with her on that.
691
01:14:15,791 --> 01:14:18,916
- It's normal to have a relation.
- She said "fellatio".
692
01:14:19,208 --> 01:14:24,083
At your age, Teacher,
you could have shown some decency.
693
01:14:24,416 --> 01:14:25,875
You're not 20.
694
01:14:26,208 --> 01:14:28,375
This isn't sex ed class.
695
01:14:28,791 --> 01:14:32,875
Which doesn't exist,
because some stuck-up priest said
696
01:14:33,375 --> 01:14:36,625
the best sex ed is given
in Religious Education.
697
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:42,125
I'm just pointing out that
any intimacy between a man and a woman,
698
01:14:42,458 --> 01:14:45,000
or any two or several adults,
699
01:14:45,291 --> 01:14:49,833
is their business,
as long as it's freely consented to.
700
01:14:50,208 --> 01:14:53,875
Secondly, your accusation is filthy.
701
01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:57,875
You know I've taught
my pupils about Eminescu.
702
01:14:58,791 --> 01:15:01,000
And I did it very well.
703
01:15:01,666 --> 01:15:05,416
Chivuța needs to clean up,
we have a health inspection.
704
01:15:06,708 --> 01:15:09,791
Scrub it properly, I want it to shine.
705
01:15:11,208 --> 01:15:14,833
By the way, Eminescu himself
wrote erotic poetry.
706
01:15:15,666 --> 01:15:17,791
Now she's mocking Eminescu!
707
01:15:18,083 --> 01:15:20,708
I can't believe this!
708
01:15:21,208 --> 01:15:26,750
My aircraft is named Mihai Eminescu.
I'm sensitive to that.
709
01:15:27,875 --> 01:15:30,791
So tell us one of Eminescu's porn poems.
710
01:15:31,125 --> 01:15:34,583
Enlighten us about our national poet.
711
01:15:35,375 --> 01:15:38,500
Let's hear it,
I don't know about such things.
712
01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:42,166
Come on, Madam.
713
01:15:43,125 --> 01:15:48,250
My good mister tavern keeper,Here's some cunt, give me some liquor,
714
01:15:48,750 --> 01:15:52,291
Pour me something if you wouldAnd I'll let you fuck me good.
715
01:15:52,416 --> 01:15:55,500
Keeper, let me off your cock,My liquor's coming back up.
716
01:15:55,583 --> 01:15:59,041
Let it come for all I care,Take my cock and stay right there.
717
01:15:59,166 --> 01:16:02,500
The maid's on the cock astrideAnd complains she can't abide
718
01:16:02,625 --> 01:16:06,208
She cries and she huffsAnd complains it's not enough
719
01:16:06,375 --> 01:16:11,375
She cries and she whimpersAnd complains it should be bigger.
720
01:16:12,083 --> 01:16:14,083
How rude!
721
01:16:14,333 --> 01:16:16,916
Shut up or I'll break your teeth!
722
01:16:17,875 --> 01:16:19,583
Stick to your scrubbing!
723
01:16:19,791 --> 01:16:22,083
She wrote that poem!
724
01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:25,000
- It's yours, right?
- No.
725
01:16:25,250 --> 01:16:30,333
Go to the Academy Library
and study the manuscripts,
726
01:16:30,791 --> 01:16:32,083
if you don't believe me.
727
01:16:32,208 --> 01:16:34,875
The Testament of an Eminescu scholar.
728
01:16:36,250 --> 01:16:38,708
But we're not talking about that.
729
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:42,416
Not about Eminescu,
not about my private life.
730
01:16:43,291 --> 01:16:49,833
What about exposing
12-year-olds to child pornography?
731
01:16:50,583 --> 01:16:52,666
What child pornography?
732
01:16:52,791 --> 01:16:54,708
That live cam thing.
733
01:16:54,875 --> 01:16:57,916
They, being children,
could see you like that.
734
01:16:58,333 --> 01:16:59,916
That's not a live cam!
735
01:17:00,250 --> 01:17:02,875
I exposed them to nothing!
736
01:17:03,416 --> 01:17:06,708
And this is not porn,
much less child pornography.
737
01:17:06,875 --> 01:17:11,250
Then what?
The Lives of Saints, Egyptian Paterikon?
738
01:17:11,541 --> 01:17:13,291
Bouillon de la culture!
739
01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:16,666
It's not pornography
because there is no intent.
740
01:17:16,875 --> 01:17:19,666
Pronography involves a money exchange.
741
01:17:19,791 --> 01:17:22,041
- And what if it was?
- What if?
742
01:17:22,666 --> 01:17:25,750
- Pornography is bad for children.
- Why?
743
01:17:26,208 --> 01:17:29,291
Because it's harmful and damaging!
744
01:17:29,500 --> 01:17:33,375
That's petitio principii,
the same thing differently worded.
745
01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:36,583
- Who can prove that statement?
- Science.
746
01:17:37,375 --> 01:17:41,166
First of all,
we're not psychologists or sexologists.
747
01:17:41,750 --> 01:17:47,541
Second, why can you be naked
at a nudist beach, but not here or online?
748
01:17:47,791 --> 01:17:51,583
Why do wedding photos show us
kissing, but never having sex?
749
01:17:51,791 --> 01:17:54,166
Because it's very bad for children!
750
01:17:54,333 --> 01:17:56,750
Read a newspaper, look it up.
751
01:17:57,125 --> 01:17:59,666
I don't take my children to nudist beaches.
752
01:17:59,791 --> 01:18:03,708
To see perverts wiggling
their thingy in the sand.
753
01:18:03,875 --> 01:18:07,125
No, but you could.
It's legal.
754
01:18:07,291 --> 01:18:09,500
And you could meet their teacher.
755
01:18:10,083 --> 01:18:13,291
Or Headmistress Cănuță,
like I did last summer.
756
01:18:13,500 --> 01:18:15,166
Mr. Buzdrugovici!
757
01:18:15,416 --> 01:18:19,500
By that logic, accuse us of being
butt-naked under our clothes!
758
01:18:19,625 --> 01:18:21,500
We're doing just that.
759
01:18:21,875 --> 01:18:25,500
And I'm sceptical about the science part.
760
01:18:25,916 --> 01:18:31,708
In The Structure of Scientific Revolutions
Thomas Kuhn speaks of thought patterns,
761
01:18:31,833 --> 01:18:35,041
of paradigms, not of eternal truths.
762
01:18:35,208 --> 01:18:39,875
What is considered scientifically true now
may not be so tomorrow.
763
01:18:40,125 --> 01:18:44,416
I find the whole
"science says so" nonsense.
764
01:18:44,541 --> 01:18:47,375
Human knowledge itself is uncertain.
765
01:18:47,583 --> 01:18:51,333
Marius, spare us your mansplaining.
766
01:18:51,875 --> 01:18:56,791
Our children's future is at risk because of this!
767
01:18:57,541 --> 01:19:00,750
This is a prestigious school,
768
01:19:00,916 --> 01:19:03,916
not a den of Gypsies
or dung-shovelling peasants.
769
01:19:04,208 --> 01:19:10,375
Hey, in Romania the risk of poverty
is six times higher in rural areas.
770
01:19:10,541 --> 01:19:13,541
No other EU country has such a gap.
771
01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:15,500
I don't care!
772
01:19:15,666 --> 01:19:18,875
- We want what's best for our children.
- Yes.
773
01:19:19,250 --> 01:19:23,291
We want Oxford quality,
not Babylon Blue.
774
01:19:24,291 --> 01:19:29,041
We must not forget
that school involves violence.
775
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:34,125
This sociologist, Sebastian Țoc, says:
776
01:19:36,583 --> 01:19:42,083
"Teaching contributes to
the reiteration of power relations,"
777
01:19:42,208 --> 01:19:44,875
"the foundation of the teaching system."
778
01:19:45,083 --> 01:19:51,083
"In fact, the act of teaching itself
is a form of symbolic violence,"
779
01:19:51,250 --> 01:19:58,125
"in both the way it is imposed and
the delimitation of its scope and target."
780
01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:03,750
"It corresponds to
the interests of those in power."
781
01:20:03,916 --> 01:20:09,708
"Its end result
is that it selects out -"
782
01:20:09,916 --> 01:20:11,708
Good evening.
783
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:14,541
- Ahoj, Carla!
- Ahoj.
784
01:20:15,541 --> 01:20:17,708
It's Jiri's mother, the Czech.
785
01:20:18,916 --> 01:20:20,583
- Here.
- Thank you.
786
01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:27,458
The Romanian Army reached
even the Tatra Mountains!
787
01:20:27,875 --> 01:20:31,875
"- those who are not part
of the dominant culture."
788
01:20:32,375 --> 01:20:35,750
"Education success depends
on prior achievements -"
789
01:20:36,083 --> 01:20:38,708
- Give us a break!
- "...in the early years,"
790
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:43,791
"particularly when
the education system accepts as a given"
791
01:20:44,083 --> 01:20:47,416
"differences between
the children's dispositions."
792
01:20:47,708 --> 01:20:52,041
"These usually depend
on their social class."
793
01:20:52,416 --> 01:20:54,708
"For instance, linguistic capital,"
794
01:20:54,916 --> 01:20:57,916
"a form of cultural capital which -"
795
01:20:58,083 --> 01:21:01,750
Some progressive intellectual!
796
01:21:02,041 --> 01:21:05,291
Only last year you said
all women are sluts.
797
01:21:05,541 --> 01:21:09,750
When we all went for a barbecue
during Alternative Teaching Week.
798
01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:15,916
I only said I've never seen
a gorgeous woman with a poor man.
799
01:21:16,291 --> 01:21:19,125
- Isn't that the same?
- Please.
800
01:21:19,458 --> 01:21:21,125
Enough!
801
01:21:22,166 --> 01:21:28,166
As Mrs. Gott said,
we all want what's best for our children.
802
01:21:28,541 --> 01:21:31,833
- It seems she's Karel Gott's niece.
- Karel Butt!
803
01:21:32,041 --> 01:21:37,083
What I'd like us to do
is to have an informal vote.
804
01:21:39,041 --> 01:21:43,375
I want to know if
you parents still believe
805
01:21:43,875 --> 01:21:47,708
that Mrs. Cilibiu should
continue to be a teacher here,
806
01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:49,708
at Crainic School.
807
01:21:49,833 --> 01:21:54,000
Because, as educators,
we can hold nothing against her.
808
01:21:54,375 --> 01:21:57,333
This incident is external to her duties.
809
01:21:57,583 --> 01:22:00,000
- Only your complaints -
- Wait!
810
01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:07,000
Before we vote, let's clarify
what we are passing judgment on.
811
01:22:07,791 --> 01:22:12,666
Since Mrs. Cilibiu says
she wasn't the one who uploaded the video,
812
01:22:12,833 --> 01:22:16,083
then she is innocent, in my opinion.
813
01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:19,208
Father, doesn't the Gospel of Matthew say
814
01:22:19,458 --> 01:22:22,875
"Judge not, that ye be not judged"?
815
01:22:23,208 --> 01:22:27,541
"For with what judgment ye judge,
ye shall be judged."
816
01:22:27,833 --> 01:22:29,708
We don't judge.
817
01:22:29,916 --> 01:22:33,125
- We analyse.
- Anal-yse, Father!
818
01:22:34,833 --> 01:22:38,291
It's more "condemn not" than "judge not".
819
01:22:38,541 --> 01:22:40,583
From Tacitus' Annals!
820
01:22:40,791 --> 01:22:42,833
A question, Father.
821
01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:49,000
Let's assume Virgin Mary
really had an immaculate conception.
822
01:22:49,291 --> 01:22:53,750
But how did she stay a virgin after birth?
823
01:22:54,041 --> 01:22:59,208
My issue is that Mrs. Cilibiu
has lost all credibility with the pupils.
824
01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:01,750
Wether online, offline, or underline!
825
01:23:01,916 --> 01:23:03,125
How so?
826
01:23:03,291 --> 01:23:07,000
At 12 or 13,
they're already hard to manage.
827
01:23:07,166 --> 01:23:11,458
They'll be busy making fun,
not taking you seriously.
828
01:23:11,583 --> 01:23:15,250
First of all, I've built
a good relationship with my pupils.
829
01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:17,875
They've always respected me.
830
01:23:18,250 --> 01:23:21,500
Now you'll have to whip them too.
831
01:23:21,791 --> 01:23:24,625
That whip thing staggered me too.
832
01:23:24,791 --> 01:23:28,041
- Hitting someone like that!
- Secondly...
833
01:23:28,708 --> 01:23:34,291
Respecting the teachers is
a pupil's duty, not a right.
834
01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:39,250
How can they respect you
after they saw you with that whip?
835
01:23:39,875 --> 01:23:43,041
And taking it up the ass,
pardon my language!
836
01:23:43,208 --> 01:23:46,291
Sure, in our youth
we did that and more,
837
01:23:46,458 --> 01:23:49,666
in winter, in those cold
apartment blocks of the '80s.
838
01:23:49,791 --> 01:23:54,500
I do hope you're senile,
otherwise you'd disgust me!
839
01:23:54,750 --> 01:23:56,791
Though I respect your age!
840
01:23:58,500 --> 01:24:02,625
All in all, pupils don't want
anything to do with her!
841
01:24:02,833 --> 01:24:06,125
And it wasn't up the ass.
It was in her cunt, doggy style.
842
01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:07,666
Really?!
843
01:24:08,583 --> 01:24:13,125
So it's my credibility that worries you?
844
01:24:13,500 --> 01:24:17,416
- Let's ask the pupils.
- It's not their choice, they're underage.
845
01:24:17,583 --> 01:24:21,625
- Then don't involve them.
- I'll involve whomever I want!
846
01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:26,250
We decide in their name!
For their good!
847
01:24:26,750 --> 01:24:30,500
It's what we all want, as parents.
848
01:24:30,625 --> 01:24:32,500
Who cares what they want?
849
01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:37,625
And she's had other misconducts,
though less serious.
850
01:24:37,875 --> 01:24:43,000
My Irina said
she told them grades don't matter!
851
01:24:43,333 --> 01:24:45,208
Poppycock!
852
01:24:46,833 --> 01:24:49,583
- Not true!
- So my daughter's a liar?
853
01:24:50,125 --> 01:24:54,541
I told them what matters most
is passion for knowledge, not grades.
854
01:24:54,875 --> 01:24:57,875
And I gave Hannah Arendt as an example.
855
01:24:58,125 --> 01:25:01,250
Particularly to girls,
who need female role models.
856
01:25:01,458 --> 01:25:05,083
Hannah Arendt said
her mother never cared about grades.
857
01:25:05,291 --> 01:25:10,166
She thought it undignified
to care about something so minor.
858
01:25:10,375 --> 01:25:13,500
- What matters is knowledge.
- How can you say that here?
859
01:25:13,625 --> 01:25:16,333
In our sanctum of knowledge?
860
01:25:16,541 --> 01:25:20,083
Low grades mean a second-rate highschool
and a ruined future.
861
01:25:20,208 --> 01:25:24,166
I don't like how she makes them
memorise dates,
862
01:25:24,250 --> 01:25:28,208
when they should be preparing
for highschool admission.
863
01:25:28,375 --> 01:25:33,541
Our schools encourage
memorising instead of thinking.
864
01:25:34,166 --> 01:25:36,416
They go hand in hand.
865
01:25:36,583 --> 01:25:41,916
Here's the opinion of
an education specialist, Doru Căstăian.
866
01:25:44,125 --> 01:25:46,041
He says:
867
01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:51,375
"Perhaps the most exasperating cliché"
868
01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:57,625
"is about children being
forced to memorise, not think."
869
01:25:57,916 --> 01:26:01,708
"But memorisation is not
an abomination in itself,"
870
01:26:01,833 --> 01:26:06,500
"though the mnemic pressure
on our species has dropped."
871
01:26:06,666 --> 01:26:10,583
"Memorisation is, de facto,
exercise for the mind."
872
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:16,250
"Neuroscience shows an active hippocampus
stimulates cerebral activity."
873
01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:21,875
"We have often observed
how the most profound and creative pupils"
874
01:26:22,375 --> 01:26:25,458
"are those who know the most things,"
875
01:26:25,666 --> 01:26:29,166
"though their usefulness
is not always apparent."
876
01:26:29,291 --> 01:26:31,166
You'll like this one:
877
01:26:31,250 --> 01:26:37,000
"No question is more insinuatingly stupid
than 'What good will it do me?'"
878
01:26:38,083 --> 01:26:42,583
"In certain teaching contexts, it is
not wrong to ask pupils to memorise."
879
01:26:42,750 --> 01:26:46,500
- "While that is not the only goal" -
- Oh please.
880
01:26:46,708 --> 01:26:51,583
"The idea that memorising is useless
since information is available online"
881
01:26:51,708 --> 01:26:55,208
"is also wrong and falsely self-obvious."
882
01:26:55,541 --> 01:27:00,083
"It denotes a misunderstanding
of how our mind works."
883
01:27:00,291 --> 01:27:06,666
"Our brains are not computers, our memory
can't be replaced by external HDDs."
884
01:27:07,166 --> 01:27:11,291
"Each piece of info we memorise
is integrated, albeit minimally,"
885
01:27:11,541 --> 01:27:17,291
"as living memory is active,
while digital memory is passive."
886
01:27:17,666 --> 01:27:20,125
- And this goes on.
- It's too long!
887
01:27:20,291 --> 01:27:22,458
- Wait a minute.
- But...
888
01:27:23,166 --> 01:27:24,458
Also:
889
01:27:24,541 --> 01:27:28,666
"Strange as some may find it,
memorising can stimulate thinking"
890
01:27:28,833 --> 01:27:31,416
"as few other things can."
891
01:27:31,625 --> 01:27:39,458
"What impairs thinking is
the lack of the habit to reflect,"
892
01:27:39,875 --> 01:27:46,208
"the custom of stopping our mind's flow
to go back to what we've learned."
893
01:27:46,416 --> 01:27:48,750
That is a minor issue.
894
01:27:49,500 --> 01:27:56,375
But while we're at it,
Mr. Otopeanu, myself and others
895
01:27:56,875 --> 01:28:02,083
don't want you indoctrinating
our children about the Holocaust.
896
01:28:02,458 --> 01:28:03,708
Right!
897
01:28:03,875 --> 01:28:05,916
Thank you, Father Bârsescu!
898
01:28:06,125 --> 01:28:09,375
Porn Teacher here indoctrinates
kids about the Holocaust,
899
01:28:09,458 --> 01:28:14,333
with lies about Romanians
killing kikes and crows!
900
01:28:14,500 --> 01:28:18,666
- She even badmouthed Marshal Antonescu.
- Unacceptable!
901
01:28:18,875 --> 01:28:22,750
As a father, as a man,
as an officer in the Romanian Army!
902
01:28:22,875 --> 01:28:24,333
When was that?
903
01:28:25,708 --> 01:28:28,125
On Holocaust Remembrance Day,
904
01:28:28,208 --> 01:28:32,458
I told them about the Romanian army's
massacres on the Eastern Front.
905
01:28:32,583 --> 01:28:33,791
Lies!
906
01:28:33,916 --> 01:28:35,500
And about Anne Frank.
907
01:28:35,666 --> 01:28:39,625
- Are you Jewish?
- No. Why?
908
01:28:39,916 --> 01:28:43,833
She might as well be Jewish!
She's paid by their Mossad!
909
01:28:44,500 --> 01:28:49,250
And I find that just as serious
as her bunga-bunga on the Internet.
910
01:28:49,625 --> 01:28:54,625
How dare you indoctrinate our children
with filthy Jewish propaganda?
911
01:28:54,833 --> 01:28:57,833
Instead of teaching them
about Stephen the Great?
912
01:28:58,083 --> 01:29:01,250
What about what Israel does
in the Occupied Territories?
913
01:29:01,375 --> 01:29:05,791
- I taught them about Stephen the Great.
- And the Occupied Territories?
914
01:29:06,416 --> 01:29:09,500
- It's in their handbooks too.
- Enough!
915
01:29:10,291 --> 01:29:16,208
I won't listen to Jewish propaganda
in my country, in my children's school!
916
01:29:16,500 --> 01:29:20,541
We all know Hitler and
the camp commanders were all Jews,
917
01:29:20,666 --> 01:29:24,416
killing their own as an excuse
to create Israel!
918
01:29:24,583 --> 01:29:26,583
Did you tell them that too?
919
01:29:26,750 --> 01:29:29,250
I don't teach conspiracy theories.
920
01:29:29,375 --> 01:29:32,625
Now teachers are paid
by Soros and Bill Gates!
921
01:29:32,791 --> 01:29:38,916
If I sing Holy Fascist Youth,
a patriotic song, I get fined!
922
01:29:40,916 --> 01:29:45,250
Sorry we're late,
we're coming from the seaside.
923
01:29:45,583 --> 01:29:49,458
But what do I see?
Two wonders together!
924
01:29:49,666 --> 01:29:52,333
- For our lovely teacher.
- Thank you.
925
01:29:52,458 --> 01:29:56,250
- And for our lovely headmistress.
- Please take a seat.
926
01:29:56,708 --> 01:30:02,166
I respect education and your efforts.
927
01:30:03,041 --> 01:30:05,458
Then are you a Communist?
928
01:30:05,666 --> 01:30:08,625
Alesia said you read them
a story about Bolsheviks.
929
01:30:08,833 --> 01:30:12,000
It was a story by Isaac Babel.
930
01:30:12,166 --> 01:30:15,083
Also to illustrate what history means.
931
01:30:15,250 --> 01:30:19,458
And how it crushes ordinary people,
women in this case.
932
01:30:19,666 --> 01:30:23,416
- It's an educative story.
- What's it called?
933
01:30:23,583 --> 01:30:26,083
Salt. By Isaac Babel.
934
01:30:26,166 --> 01:30:30,000
- Who, El Zorab?
- That's not in the curriculum.
935
01:30:30,875 --> 01:30:35,208
- Then why did you read it to them?
- As I said, it's instructive.
936
01:30:35,416 --> 01:30:39,500
What is it about?
Mario didn't inform me.
937
01:30:41,250 --> 01:30:44,625
It takes place
after the October Revolution, in 1920.
938
01:30:44,916 --> 01:30:48,750
- A poor woman is killed by soldiers.
- Sexo-Marxism!
939
01:30:49,333 --> 01:30:55,708
Next you'll tell them about faggots,
after the Commies and filthy Gyps!
940
01:30:55,916 --> 01:30:58,875
That's not nice to Mr. Mwikiza.
941
01:30:59,125 --> 01:31:04,083
- I didn't mean he was a Gypsy!
- I understand.
942
01:31:04,500 --> 01:31:08,166
And you were against the ban
on same-sex marriage!
943
01:31:08,291 --> 01:31:10,291
You said so on Facebook!
944
01:31:10,583 --> 01:31:12,833
So? It's my right.
945
01:31:13,125 --> 01:31:14,833
Even so!
946
01:31:15,375 --> 01:31:18,250
I never discussed that with the children.
947
01:31:18,500 --> 01:31:22,583
We want no homosexual propaganda
in our schools!
948
01:31:22,833 --> 01:31:28,250
There was another case,
a teacher showed a film with two homos.
949
01:31:28,500 --> 01:31:31,625
Then she claimed they were poets.
950
01:31:32,750 --> 01:31:35,916
- If they were lesbians, I'd be in!
- Me too!
951
01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:37,125
Zoinks!
952
01:31:37,916 --> 01:31:40,833
Let's get back on track.
953
01:31:42,500 --> 01:31:46,458
- I propose we vote.
- Wait.
954
01:31:46,708 --> 01:31:50,500
There's another issue,
this is now all over the Internet.
955
01:31:50,750 --> 01:31:54,708
Other parents are sharing
things on Facebook and WhatsApp.
956
01:31:55,500 --> 01:32:00,041
"Teacher Slut Sucks Cock
with Jizz Around Her Mouth".
957
01:32:00,250 --> 01:32:01,500
Where?
958
01:32:02,208 --> 01:32:04,375
It's on the parents' WhatsApp group.
959
01:32:04,500 --> 01:32:07,291
It's even in the media, listen to this:
960
01:32:07,500 --> 01:32:11,791
"Porn Teacher: School by Day,
Online Banging by Night".
961
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:15,000
- Where's that?
- In a tabloid.
962
01:32:15,666 --> 01:32:19,041
"Teacher... on the Internet..."
963
01:32:19,458 --> 01:32:22,666
"...discovered by her underage pupils."
964
01:32:22,875 --> 01:32:27,833
"Close sources describe her
as a decent woman,"
965
01:32:28,083 --> 01:32:31,583
"adding they wouldn't have
thought her capable of this."
966
01:32:31,750 --> 01:32:37,333
"'I couldn't believe it,'
stated Mr. Nițescu, Biology teacher."
967
01:32:37,541 --> 01:32:42,583
"She is a respectful lady,
serious, modest."
968
01:32:42,791 --> 01:32:45,500
"The pandemic must have clouded her mind."
969
01:32:57,500 --> 01:33:01,708
It seems Havel had
a teacher like that too.
970
01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:03,500
Macron too!
971
01:33:03,625 --> 01:33:06,625
- It seems she's Karel Gott's niece.
- Karel Butt.
972
01:33:06,833 --> 01:33:10,125
I told the teachers
not to talk to the media.
973
01:33:10,291 --> 01:33:16,416
"Deputy Headmaster Ghițescu states
the Disciplinary Commission will convene,"
974
01:33:16,583 --> 01:33:20,833
"there will be a hearing
and legal measures will be taken."
975
01:33:21,041 --> 01:33:23,208
"'I am utterly shocked.'"
976
01:33:23,416 --> 01:33:27,041
"'The teacher in question
has never been improper.'"
977
01:33:27,208 --> 01:33:30,625
"'She is an experienced teacher,
the pupils respect her,'"
978
01:33:30,750 --> 01:33:34,333
"'she's even participated
in projects with EU funding.'"
979
01:33:34,458 --> 01:33:38,916
"Could the pictures
have been manipulated?"
980
01:33:39,208 --> 01:33:42,541
"'It does seem to be herself,
but I can't be sure,'"
981
01:33:42,583 --> 01:33:46,208
"'with all the things
happening on the Internet.'"
982
01:33:46,375 --> 01:33:51,833
"It seems the teacher
also works as a porn actress."
983
01:33:54,041 --> 01:33:56,625
"on websites in
the Netherlands and Germany."
984
01:33:56,875 --> 01:33:59,708
- That's not true!
- Tabloids.
985
01:34:00,708 --> 01:34:03,500
This is embarrassing all of us!
986
01:34:03,666 --> 01:34:07,583
- My old mother could read this!
- Someone defends her.
987
01:34:07,833 --> 01:34:12,541
And "Long John Silver" replies:
988
01:34:12,916 --> 01:34:16,791
"I piss on all these feminazis"
989
01:34:17,041 --> 01:34:20,333
"and on the slut journalists
at this assrag newspaper."
990
01:34:20,500 --> 01:34:25,291
"Suck my cock, leftist,
politically correct shit-eating scum!"
991
01:34:25,583 --> 01:34:28,625
"I shit on cunt-whipped men who" -
992
01:34:28,833 --> 01:34:32,416
Please, enough!
993
01:34:35,583 --> 01:34:39,541
- There's fresh news every day.
- Fox News!
994
01:34:39,833 --> 01:34:43,916
We think we're important,
but the world forgets us.
995
01:34:46,291 --> 01:34:52,166
They say Pontius Pilate was asked,
years after Jesus' crucifixion,
996
01:34:52,291 --> 01:34:53,791
if he regretted it.
997
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:57,750
So he tries hard to remember.
998
01:34:59,250 --> 01:35:01,375
But he can't remember the case!
999
01:35:01,541 --> 01:35:05,000
Jesus hadn't been
someone important to him.
1000
01:35:05,208 --> 01:35:07,833
- Us even less.
- We hope!
1001
01:35:08,250 --> 01:35:12,541
Teacher, is it true you're a porn actress?
1002
01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:18,791
Of course not.
Despite your lecherous grin.
1003
01:35:19,416 --> 01:35:21,333
Just asking.
1004
01:35:22,291 --> 01:35:25,500
- Let's put this to a vote.
- Yes!
1005
01:35:25,791 --> 01:35:30,875
I need to inform the Commission
of the parents' position.
1006
01:35:32,458 --> 01:35:37,500
Three possible endings
1007
01:35:39,500 --> 01:35:43,500
...The film was but a joke.
1008
01:35:43,708 --> 01:35:47,875
Hands up if you want Mrs. Cilibiu
- one moment! -
1009
01:35:48,083 --> 01:35:51,208
to be removed as a teacher of this school.
1010
01:35:51,416 --> 01:35:53,208
So against her?
1011
01:35:57,458 --> 01:35:59,333
13.
1012
01:35:59,541 --> 01:36:05,500
Now those in favour of
Mrs. Cilibiu remaining here.
1013
01:36:09,875 --> 01:36:11,583
- 15.
- Yes!
1014
01:36:11,875 --> 01:36:14,541
Surrendering, Lieutenant?
1015
01:36:15,250 --> 01:36:20,500
The Romanian Army never surrenders!
It redeploys to strategic positions!
1016
01:36:22,541 --> 01:36:27,000
So Mrs. Cilibiu will remain
with us as a teacher.
1017
01:36:30,500 --> 01:36:32,166
- Whore!
- Please!
1018
01:36:32,541 --> 01:36:38,416
We hope she will refrain from
any such... incidents, so to say.
1019
01:36:39,083 --> 01:36:40,708
A hope in a-hole!
1020
01:36:40,875 --> 01:36:45,041
And that she will be
the same dedicated teacher.
1021
01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:51,291
I've always appreciated
her professional slogan:
1022
01:36:51,500 --> 01:36:53,541
Non scholae, sed vitae!
1023
01:36:53,583 --> 01:36:56,625
Then I'm withdrawing
my child from this school!
1024
01:36:56,833 --> 01:37:01,041
- Me too!
- I won't let a filthy slut teach her!
1025
01:37:02,083 --> 01:37:05,250
I'll go to the police,
this is unacceptable!
1026
01:37:06,916 --> 01:37:09,083
Wait a moment!
1027
01:37:09,750 --> 01:37:11,416
The vote was biased.
1028
01:37:11,666 --> 01:37:16,750
Some parents are absent.
For some pupils, both parents are here.
1029
01:37:16,916 --> 01:37:18,458
Besides,
1030
01:37:19,250 --> 01:37:21,750
some here are grandparents.
1031
01:37:22,916 --> 01:37:25,750
And I've noticed
men mostly voted for her.
1032
01:37:27,875 --> 01:37:30,875
They're hoping she'll do them too.
1033
01:37:31,250 --> 01:37:33,708
How dare you talk like that?
1034
01:37:33,875 --> 01:37:36,500
How dare you, filthy cocksucker!
1035
01:37:36,666 --> 01:37:37,750
Zoinks!
1036
01:37:38,041 --> 01:37:42,125
She is our children's teacher!
Show some respect!
1037
01:37:42,583 --> 01:37:46,916
Some people act all upright,
but behind closed doors...
1038
01:37:47,250 --> 01:37:49,916
Perverted, cock-hungry whores!
1039
01:37:50,041 --> 01:37:52,750
- Mr. Otopeanu, enough!
- How dare you?
1040
01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:56,791
This won't do, we had an agreement!
1041
01:37:57,833 --> 01:38:00,458
- We voted!
- Mask!
1042
01:38:00,750 --> 01:38:02,250
Didn't we agree?
1043
01:38:02,500 --> 01:38:05,583
We didn't agree to be
offended by this slut!
1044
01:38:05,791 --> 01:38:08,791
- Porn Teacher, indeed!
- Really?
1045
01:38:09,541 --> 01:38:14,500
I wasn't a slut when you tried
to bribe me to let your brat pass.
1046
01:38:14,708 --> 01:38:18,291
- You throw bribes left and right.
- Small gifts!
1047
01:38:18,458 --> 01:38:21,083
They're called bribes, Madam.
1048
01:38:21,291 --> 01:38:23,791
And you resort to bribery!
1049
01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:29,708
You passed yourself off as Roma
so your child could get to a good school.
1050
01:38:30,375 --> 01:38:35,083
- Not true.
- Thus taking a poor Roma child's place!
1051
01:38:35,875 --> 01:38:37,083
You're filth!
1052
01:38:37,541 --> 01:38:40,125
I'll make you swallow that, bitch!
1053
01:38:40,291 --> 01:38:42,416
You heard me, idiot!
1054
01:38:42,666 --> 01:38:45,625
Acting so high and mighty,
bribing left and right!
1055
01:38:45,708 --> 01:38:49,541
You call the government corrupt,
but you want a slice of the pie!
1056
01:38:49,750 --> 01:38:52,166
And pry into people's intimacy like pigs!
1057
01:39:03,041 --> 01:39:05,083
Back to reason, ladies!
1058
01:39:07,625 --> 01:39:10,208
Show some respect, ladies!
1059
01:39:12,250 --> 01:39:14,458
You're acting like Gypsies!
1060
01:39:15,125 --> 01:39:16,916
Some teacher!
1061
01:39:20,708 --> 01:39:23,291
Please go back to your seats.
1062
01:39:23,916 --> 01:39:26,083
Check if she's injured.
1063
01:39:27,458 --> 01:39:30,125
Calm down, take deep breaths.
1064
01:39:33,875 --> 01:39:37,833
...We've only kept you a moment.
1065
01:39:40,625 --> 01:39:44,500
- You won't be voting.
- But Mum said to vote against.
1066
01:39:45,458 --> 01:39:48,625
Your mum should have been here,
not at home, texting.
1067
01:39:49,416 --> 01:39:52,250
WhatsApp votes will not be counted.
1068
01:39:52,333 --> 01:39:56,333
All parents should have
attended our debate of ideas.
1069
01:39:59,666 --> 01:40:03,000
- Grandparents don't vote either.
- How so?
1070
01:40:03,625 --> 01:40:07,083
You, Mr. Axinte,
for always being so industrious
1071
01:40:07,250 --> 01:40:10,041
and, Schrödinger's cat-like,
1072
01:40:10,250 --> 01:40:15,208
having both a daughter
and a granddaughter in this class,
1073
01:40:16,208 --> 01:40:18,500
get to vote, but only for your daughter.
1074
01:40:18,625 --> 01:40:20,500
Good breeder!
1075
01:40:20,583 --> 01:40:26,125
That's not fair, I could have called
my daughter to vote as mother!
1076
01:40:26,583 --> 01:40:30,500
- Well, you only get one vote.
- Karel Throat!
1077
01:40:31,500 --> 01:40:35,125
Who wants Mrs. - one moment! -
1078
01:40:35,291 --> 01:40:40,625
- Mrs. Cilibiu staying
as your children's teacher?
1079
01:40:41,041 --> 01:40:42,875
We want her to stay!
1080
01:40:45,583 --> 01:40:48,333
10.
And those against?
1081
01:40:50,000 --> 01:40:52,500
We won't be guinea pigsFor a simple flu!
1082
01:40:53,458 --> 01:40:55,125
14!
1083
01:40:59,500 --> 01:41:01,083
I'm sorry, Emi.
1084
01:41:01,750 --> 01:41:05,041
I think it's more fair if you resign.
1085
01:41:05,208 --> 01:41:08,583
The parents have made their choice.
1086
01:41:09,625 --> 01:41:10,791
Right.
1087
01:41:12,791 --> 01:41:15,333
- I will.
- Consummatum est!
1088
01:41:15,500 --> 01:41:19,125
To quote Thomas Aquinas
when he ate a pike.
1089
01:41:19,250 --> 01:41:21,125
Wait a moment.
1090
01:41:25,416 --> 01:41:27,083
I am sorry.
1091
01:41:28,291 --> 01:41:30,583
Crawl out of here!
1092
01:41:42,625 --> 01:41:50,000
...The film was but a joke,And here it ends.
1093
01:41:51,583 --> 01:41:54,125
There's more of us by far.
1094
01:41:54,791 --> 01:41:57,375
- 14.
- Run off home, slut!
1095
01:41:57,458 --> 01:41:59,458
There we have it.
1096
01:42:01,625 --> 01:42:04,333
- I'm sorry, Emi.
- Teacher!
1097
01:42:04,750 --> 01:42:08,625
What hurts more than defeatOr my wounds, or my plight
1098
01:42:08,791 --> 01:42:14,083
Are these loathsome armsNow refusing to fight!
1099
01:42:15,541 --> 01:42:18,458
I'll ask you to resign, I -
1100
01:42:22,500 --> 01:42:24,375
Is anything wrong?
1101
01:42:41,208 --> 01:42:43,000
I told you she's a Jew!
1102
01:42:58,775 --> 01:43:00,600
What is she doing to him?
85868
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